Post by Silvio Megala on Aug 22, 2013 15:36:37 GMT -4
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AWR CRASH TV #37
LIVE!
We start the show with a shot of the crowd as we hear "Madness" by Muse as the crowd goes crazy as Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny comes to the ring with a smile on his face. He gives high fives to the crowd on each side as he rolls into the ring. He points to the crowd as they embrace him some more. He goes out to grab the mic and the crowd chant his name as he is forced to wait to speak.
Fa Sho-Every single week I have gotten the upper hand on Anthony Royal. He comes in and he tries to get a few cheap shots in, but he has done what he has done a lot of recently... He has failed.
Fa Sho-I am about to defend the World Championship against Anthony. He is now on the other side of the situation. He can't weasel his way to a victory anymore. I have him exactly where I want him. There is nothing he can do but accept the fate that has been waiting for some time.
Fa Sho-I don't give a damn who the referee is... it could be the fat lady singing, but I know that without a shadow of a doubt that I am going to be leaving Thunderstorm as the World Champion, because Destiny has spoken![/color][/b]
Just then, Neal Steal gets onto the apron with a mic and slowly gets into the ring.
Neal Steal:"Now Fa Sho I'm coming into this ring to give you a personal warning. The man in charge tonight is a legend in this business...Rusty Axel. This won't be the amateur hour that Maggia usually runs! This will be a professionally ran broadcast and Rusty will not put up with your shenanigans! I heard that you have threatened to disrupt this show tonight! I warn you for your own good...I'm sorry that you're clearly threatened by Mr Royal's talents but life isn't fair. You were not scheduled out here and I would like to go back to my introduction of the show...so please leave the ring."
Destiny doesn't seem to take too kindly to Neal Steal. He gets in his face and Steal is saying "you'd better back down". Destiny backs up a little bit and then hits Steal with a kick to the gut followed by pulling his legs out from under him and applying the LOCKDOWN. Steal screams and frantically taps as the crowd erupt with cheers. Destiny bounces up as he has a completely different look on his face than he did when walking down to the ring. He seems a little more nervous as he makes his way backstage. Steal is motionless on the mat.
David Saturn-"Well this is one great way to start off the show! I was going to hype the card but nothing better than this is going to happen tonight! We will be back in just a couple of mins!
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David Saturn-"Welcome back to CRASH Tv where I have been graced by the presence of the "legendary" Rusty Axel..."
Rusty Axel-"Well for once that's a good introduction..."
David Saturn-"I was being sarcastic. Well I guess you will be out here for the rest of the show...but aren't you supposed to be running the place backstage?"
Rusty Axel-"Well would you rather have Al Walters out here boring everyone to death? I'm sure the pyromaniacs and technical people can cope..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they appreciate it..."
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"As Toxic Maddox makes his way to the ring I'm wondering what are you planning to do about Fa Sho if anything?"
Rusty Axel-"Well I'm gonna be sittin' right here Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well Steal was claiming before we started the broadcast that you would stand for no nonsense..."
Rusty Axel-"I don't want to have to hurt Sho. We have a PPV coming up and I ain't risking him being injured..."
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Well Saturn lets hear ya ramble on about your drunk pal 'ere..."
David Saturn-"What about the other wrestlers on the PPV? Sho has been in a crazed mood all day. He seemed calm about Maggia being the referee speaking out here but other sources told me he has been complaining relentlessly..."
Rusty Axel-"How would I know how to understand the mind of a schizophrenic?"
David Saturn-"Speaking of mentally disturbed people here's a classic case in Toxic Maddox..."
Toxic starts things off with a chop to the chest. Flurry of punches and shots to Slick's body. Toxic delivers a headbutt followed by kicks to the midsection doubling over Slick. Forearm to the head and Slick whipped off the ropes. Rather a slow start from Slick as Toxic takes him down with a clothesline. Toxic pulls Slick up but is surprised by a belly to belly suplex!
David Saturn-"Maddox has been claiming he took out B-Man when they fought each other and that's the reason B-Man is indefinitely on hiatus..."
Rusty Axel-"Nope I'm the one responsible for that. A cinder block to the knee took him out and I'm mighty proud if I'm the one to have ridded rasslin of that drunken bum..."
David Saturn-"Its ok for you to get through several shots of whisky a day however right?"
Rusty Axel-"That's only in moderation. I like a nice, quiet bar not those with people falling all over the place. The type Slick goes to..."
Toxic gets to his feet very quickly to no surprise considering his tolerance for taking punishment. Slick whips Toxic into the corner but charges quite recklessly and goes through the ropes the outside. It looks like Slick hit the post on his way out. He may have twisted his knee and Toxic lays in a kick from inside the ring. Slick is struggling to get to his feet.
Rusty Axel-"Slick struggling to get up to his feet. Usually the drink that puts him down but here tonight its the Toxic that's doing it..."
David Saturn-"We just need a lame Betty Ford joke and you would sound just like Steal..."
Rusty Axel-"I heard a rumour that Silvio Megala will be here..."
David Saturn-"I've heard that rumour too conflicting reports from Megala Enterprises..."
Rusty Axel-"Didn't Neal say Silvio might be here before the show?"
David Saturn-"Yes he did. About 276 times..."
Another kick and Toxic moves onto the apron. Chop to the neck then he slams Slick's face into the ringpost. Slick rolls back into the ring and Toxic scoops him up delivering a backbreaker. Cover...1,2 and a kickout. Slick surprises Toxic with a kick as he pulls himself up clutching the top rope. Another kick by Slick...and another!
Rusty Axel-"Now this ain't savate or kick boxing..."
David Saturn-"Yes not like you ever kick anyone in the ring...stomps are about half your offence..."
Rusty Axel-"I can exclusively reveal that I've personally signed Robert Carr to wrestle Slick at the PPV..."
David Saturn-"...and you also challenged Gemini which will also be on the card at Thunderstorm..."
Rusty Axel-"I did gonna have a close look at the boi when he rassles Robert in the main event later..."
Slick then switches to rights but Toxic with an open hand thrust to the throat. Slick off his feet and as he gets up Toxic delivers a right hand. Toxic with a chop but Slick blocks a kick and nails Toxic with a clothesline! Toxic now off his feet and Slick reaches down punching Toxic in the chest then pulls him to his feet. Toxic whipped off the ropes and Slick dives forwards taking Toxic down!
David Saturn-"Now look at that a takedown. Your so called preference for amateur moves..."
Rusty Axel-"It was sloppily executed. The only thing amateur out here is your announcing..."
David Saturn-"How did you feel when Jay Swift humiliated you by referencing his background you left unchecked..."
Rusty Axel-"This ain't about Jay Swift. Its about Slick and Maddox call the match and let Old Rusty add the color..."
Slick with an elbowdrop to the face......1,2...kick out. Chop by Slick and he backs Toxic into the corner. Slick whips Toxic into the opposite corner. Slick quickly follows up and Toxic is unable to avoid a clothesline. Slick connects with two heavy blows to the head. Slick with a scoopslam then heads to the top rope. Slick to the top rope now but he misses the flying elbow!
David Saturn-"No doubt we will be hearing some wonderful analysis about the top rope having nothing to do with wrestling..."
Rusty Axel-"Ain't my fault your buddy went up there showboating and missed..."
David Saturn-"Slick an extremely adept technical wrestler but also an excellent high flyer...but you can't hit every time."
Rusty Axel-"If he's as technically sound as you say he is then stick to the mat..."
Slick rolls to the outside and Toxic goes out after him. Slick rammed face first into the apron and Toxic chops him. Slick comes back with a chop of his own and Toxic immediately hits back. Slick rammed into the barricade and both men exchange blows again. Slick then spots the ref is about to reach 10 and darts back into the ring. Toxic is just unable to make it!
WINNER BY COUNTOUT: SLICK
Rusty Axel-"Always a cheap way to win that..."
David Saturn-"Yes he should have just let the ref count him out instead of trying to win. Maddox is back in the ring and he may be looking to unofficially extend this match...wait there's Fa Sho!"
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny rushes to the ring.
Toxic goes for a clothesline, but Destiny ducks and Toxic turns around into a SHOTIME!. Slick turns Destiny toward him, but Destiny hits him with a spear and then nails him with several right hands. He then locks in the BLACKOUT until Slick is unconscious.
He finally lets go and he runs from the ring as the crowd is left in a bit of a state of shock as to what is going on.
Rusty Axel-"Ain't finding that so funny are ya Saturn? He just took your hero out...he he he he he."
David Saturn-"Well Steal got in his face not sure what Slick did...or even Toxic for that matter."
Rusty Axel-"I doubt the clown cares and Slick's used to being on the mat..."
David Saturn-"He's won every match he's been involved in since the place reopened. Slick knows what its like to win a title unlike some people..."
Rusty Axel-"You will know what the sole of my boot feels like in a minute!"
David Saturn-"Well Sho making his mark and despite what he said earlier everyone knows the Maggia announcement last week has sent him spiraling out of control! We will be back with Jay Swift in action!"
Rusty Axel-"...and Tracy Adkins."
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Upon return from commercial we immediately hear a chorus of boos as we see Steal sitting backstage being checked by medics. Steal looks up at the cameras glancing then glances at the door. Steal suddenly leaps up and the crowd laugh as he bangs his head in the ceiling. Steal rubs his head before the crowd loudly boo him as Silvio Megala enters...
Silvio Megala-"What on Earth has happened to you Neal!"
Neal coughs and splutters looking disorientated...
David Saturn-"Let me translate for Steal...how may I kiss your ass tonight Mr Megala sir."
Rusty Axel-"Sssshhh"
Silvio turns to the medics...
Medic-"Fa Sho assaulted him..."
Neal Steal-"You...cough...better get the security Mr Megala....cough...he might try and attack you next! The mans a nutcase..."
Silvio turns to the medic and rudely addresses him..."
Silvio Megala-"Get the security in here this instant..."
Medic-"Well that isn't my job I'm a local Anaheim medic not an AWR employee!"
Megala sighs and pulls out a gold, jewel encrusted cellphone as we cut back to the arena...
Rusty Axel-"Well I was wondering if I might have to go back there and check on the whole operation but Silvio's in charge now!"
David Saturn-"I doubt Megala gives a damn about the show considering his current frame of mind..."
Rusty Axel-"Well lets get back to the rasslin matches...here comes Tracy..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins turning on Red Randal last week but Randal retaliated later in the evening..."
Rusty Axel-"Now me and Tracy get along but I have no idea why Randal kept going on about me. I had no part of what Carr and Adkins did I ain't an official SIN member these days..."
David Saturn-"Well there's no doubt that you have called a few favours for Carr and Adkins..."
Rusty Axel-"Swift on his way out. I'm surprised he's coming out. I had to send a message backstage via this headphone appliance. I told 'em during break tell Swift Old Rusty ain't gonna hurt ya..."
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"I heard you say no such thing..."
Rusty Axel-"You must have damaged ears from the pyromaniacs...every time I hear it I aint sure whether its pyro or terrorists!"
David Saturn-"Well we had no pyro to start the show tonight...well maybe that's because Sho came out..."
Rusty Axel-"I cut that expense tonight. Maggia ain't here so needless starters are off tonights menu...its pro rasslin not a firework show..."
As Swift makes his way to the ring we cut backstage to a monitor that is seeing the match and then we see Destiny pacing back and forth as he keeps his eye on the match. He seems to be losing it as he is hitting himself on the forehead and almost seems entranced as we cut back to Jay Swift.
David Saturn-"Well Swift focused don't think he's noticed Sho on the screen there..."
Rusty Axel-"If the boi ain't wrapped up in his own inflated ego he would have noticed Fa Sho seems intent on assaulting everybody who comes into his view..."
David Saturn-"That's certainly the nature of Tracy Adkins."
Rusty Axel-"Tracy ain't attacked anyone. What's this got to do with Adkins..."
David Saturn-"He's in the ring for crying out loud."
Both men circle one another momentarily, before locking up. Swift backs Adkins into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and Swift seems to oblige before delivering a kick to the midsection of Adkins. Swift then drives his shoulder into the ribs 3 consecutive times before whipping Adkins into the turnbuckle. Adkins hits hard and collapses to the mat.
David Saturn-"Swift glancing over at you Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"I see his eyes fixed on Old Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Well hopefully you're planning to stay at ringside..."
Rusty Axel-"I ain't got nothing to prove to the boi. I gave him a good ol' fashioned butt whupping last week..."
David Saturn-"I think most people would claim to the exact opposite..."
Rusty Axel-"Well most of those people ain't got anything close to the encyclopedic knowledge I have of professional rasslin..."
Swift aggressively stomps Adkins then glares at Rusty. He then picks him up and goes for a scoop slam, but Adkins squirms out and lands on his feet. Adkins rolls Swift up. 1,2…Swift kicks out. Both men pop up and Swift hits Adkins with a dropkick. He covers. 1,2…Adkins gets a shoulder up. Swift delivers 3 straight elbow drops and covers again. 1,2…Once again Adkins is able to escape.
Rusty Axel-"Randal better keep his butt backstage..."
David Saturn-"Well making he will come out and take notes for no apparent reason."
Rusty Axel-"Problem with you Saturn is your parents never took you to the woodshed enough."
David Saturn-"We didn't have a woodshed."
Swift with shoulders to the gut. He then pulls Adkins up and hits another beautiful standing drop kick. Cover by Swift, 1,2…Adkins kicks out. Swift applies a chinlock. The ref stupidly asks Adkins if he wants to give up, but Adkins obviously refuses. Adkins wouldn't quit to anything never mind a damn chinlock! Adkins fights to his feet with elbows...
Rusty Axel-"Now that referee better do his job and call a clean match. I lost due to that ref last week..."
David Saturn-"He slapped his hand on the mat there times so yes you lost because the ref did his job!"
Rusty Axel-"Shame I ain't in charge of the refs..."
David Saturn-"Well send the ones you dislike away then you keep going on about how you're in charge. You haven't done anything but take over from Steal...which amazingly enough is an improvement..."
Adkins runs off the ropes and ducks a Swift clothesline on the rebound before delivering a big right hand. He hits another followed by one more. Adkins then bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline, but Swift doesn’t go down. He goes to whip Swift, but Swift reverses only for Adkins to hit another clothesline on the rebound.
Rusty Axel-"Now come on Tracy stomp a hole in 'im"
David Saturn-"Good, objective head of talent relations..."
Rusty Axel-"No I'm calling for some aggression. Now I ain't hoping he sets Swift on fire or anything..."
David Saturn-"Well there's a bit of sanity then..."
Rusty Axel-"However the boi needs a good beating it will only bring him up from the preliminaries..."
David Saturn-"He has a PPV named after him for goodness sake next week! He's first class main event from head to toe..."
Rusty Axel-"He's a first class ass..."
This one takes Swift off his feet. Adkins looks fired up as Swift stumbles to his feet. Swift is in the corner and Adkins charges in, but gets knocked to the ground with an elbow to the face. Swift goes for a big clothesline, but Adkins ducks and hits a superkick. Both men are down and Adkins can’t capitalize. Both men reach their feet around the same time.
David Saturn-"Swift downed by a superkick. Look at that he got up fast Rusty...why am I even saying that? He has nothing to prove to you..."
Rusty Axel-"Why did he look at me when he came out then. Fixed his beady eyes on me the boi did...he desperately wants my endorsement..."
David Saturn-"Probably wondering if you're going to get involved."
Rusty Axel-"I'm staying 'ere. I don't get involved in people's matches I only got in way last week because he threw me in ring during the Gemini v RCH match..."
Swift goes for a bull dog, but Swift shoves him off. Swift manages to land on his feet, but he turns right into the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"Now you know how that feels...oh wait that was his other finisher. Do you remember the one where he planted you face first from the top rope..."
Rusty Axel-"Now I ain't hearing any more of your lip...look there's Silvio again!"
David Saturn-"Convenient excuse to change the subject..."
We cut backstage where we see Silvio Megala and he is...WALKING! Will we finally hear Megala admit to the truth? Its coming up NEXT.
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AWR CRASH TV #37
LIVE!
FROM THE POND, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA
COMMENTATORS
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We start the show with a shot of the crowd as we hear "Madness" by Muse as the crowd goes crazy as Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny comes to the ring with a smile on his face. He gives high fives to the crowd on each side as he rolls into the ring. He points to the crowd as they embrace him some more. He goes out to grab the mic and the crowd chant his name as he is forced to wait to speak.
Fa Sho-Every single week I have gotten the upper hand on Anthony Royal. He comes in and he tries to get a few cheap shots in, but he has done what he has done a lot of recently... He has failed.
Fa Sho-I am about to defend the World Championship against Anthony. He is now on the other side of the situation. He can't weasel his way to a victory anymore. I have him exactly where I want him. There is nothing he can do but accept the fate that has been waiting for some time.
Fa Sho-I don't give a damn who the referee is... it could be the fat lady singing, but I know that without a shadow of a doubt that I am going to be leaving Thunderstorm as the World Champion, because Destiny has spoken![/color][/b]
Just then, Neal Steal gets onto the apron with a mic and slowly gets into the ring.
Neal Steal:"Now Fa Sho I'm coming into this ring to give you a personal warning. The man in charge tonight is a legend in this business...Rusty Axel. This won't be the amateur hour that Maggia usually runs! This will be a professionally ran broadcast and Rusty will not put up with your shenanigans! I heard that you have threatened to disrupt this show tonight! I warn you for your own good...I'm sorry that you're clearly threatened by Mr Royal's talents but life isn't fair. You were not scheduled out here and I would like to go back to my introduction of the show...so please leave the ring."
Destiny doesn't seem to take too kindly to Neal Steal. He gets in his face and Steal is saying "you'd better back down". Destiny backs up a little bit and then hits Steal with a kick to the gut followed by pulling his legs out from under him and applying the LOCKDOWN. Steal screams and frantically taps as the crowd erupt with cheers. Destiny bounces up as he has a completely different look on his face than he did when walking down to the ring. He seems a little more nervous as he makes his way backstage. Steal is motionless on the mat.
David Saturn-"Well this is one great way to start off the show! I was going to hype the card but nothing better than this is going to happen tonight! We will be back in just a couple of mins!
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David Saturn-"Welcome back to CRASH Tv where I have been graced by the presence of the "legendary" Rusty Axel..."
Rusty Axel-"Well for once that's a good introduction..."
David Saturn-"I was being sarcastic. Well I guess you will be out here for the rest of the show...but aren't you supposed to be running the place backstage?"
Rusty Axel-"Well would you rather have Al Walters out here boring everyone to death? I'm sure the pyromaniacs and technical people can cope..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they appreciate it..."
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From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
David Saturn-"As Toxic Maddox makes his way to the ring I'm wondering what are you planning to do about Fa Sho if anything?"
Rusty Axel-"Well I'm gonna be sittin' right here Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well Steal was claiming before we started the broadcast that you would stand for no nonsense..."
Rusty Axel-"I don't want to have to hurt Sho. We have a PPV coming up and I ain't risking him being injured..."
David Saturn-"Oh please!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Rusty Axel-"Well Saturn lets hear ya ramble on about your drunk pal 'ere..."
David Saturn-"What about the other wrestlers on the PPV? Sho has been in a crazed mood all day. He seemed calm about Maggia being the referee speaking out here but other sources told me he has been complaining relentlessly..."
Rusty Axel-"How would I know how to understand the mind of a schizophrenic?"
David Saturn-"Speaking of mentally disturbed people here's a classic case in Toxic Maddox..."
Toxic starts things off with a chop to the chest. Flurry of punches and shots to Slick's body. Toxic delivers a headbutt followed by kicks to the midsection doubling over Slick. Forearm to the head and Slick whipped off the ropes. Rather a slow start from Slick as Toxic takes him down with a clothesline. Toxic pulls Slick up but is surprised by a belly to belly suplex!
David Saturn-"Maddox has been claiming he took out B-Man when they fought each other and that's the reason B-Man is indefinitely on hiatus..."
Rusty Axel-"Nope I'm the one responsible for that. A cinder block to the knee took him out and I'm mighty proud if I'm the one to have ridded rasslin of that drunken bum..."
David Saturn-"Its ok for you to get through several shots of whisky a day however right?"
Rusty Axel-"That's only in moderation. I like a nice, quiet bar not those with people falling all over the place. The type Slick goes to..."
Toxic gets to his feet very quickly to no surprise considering his tolerance for taking punishment. Slick whips Toxic into the corner but charges quite recklessly and goes through the ropes the outside. It looks like Slick hit the post on his way out. He may have twisted his knee and Toxic lays in a kick from inside the ring. Slick is struggling to get to his feet.
Rusty Axel-"Slick struggling to get up to his feet. Usually the drink that puts him down but here tonight its the Toxic that's doing it..."
David Saturn-"We just need a lame Betty Ford joke and you would sound just like Steal..."
Rusty Axel-"I heard a rumour that Silvio Megala will be here..."
David Saturn-"I've heard that rumour too conflicting reports from Megala Enterprises..."
Rusty Axel-"Didn't Neal say Silvio might be here before the show?"
David Saturn-"Yes he did. About 276 times..."
Another kick and Toxic moves onto the apron. Chop to the neck then he slams Slick's face into the ringpost. Slick rolls back into the ring and Toxic scoops him up delivering a backbreaker. Cover...1,2 and a kickout. Slick surprises Toxic with a kick as he pulls himself up clutching the top rope. Another kick by Slick...and another!
Rusty Axel-"Now this ain't savate or kick boxing..."
David Saturn-"Yes not like you ever kick anyone in the ring...stomps are about half your offence..."
Rusty Axel-"I can exclusively reveal that I've personally signed Robert Carr to wrestle Slick at the PPV..."
David Saturn-"...and you also challenged Gemini which will also be on the card at Thunderstorm..."
Rusty Axel-"I did gonna have a close look at the boi when he rassles Robert in the main event later..."
Slick then switches to rights but Toxic with an open hand thrust to the throat. Slick off his feet and as he gets up Toxic delivers a right hand. Toxic with a chop but Slick blocks a kick and nails Toxic with a clothesline! Toxic now off his feet and Slick reaches down punching Toxic in the chest then pulls him to his feet. Toxic whipped off the ropes and Slick dives forwards taking Toxic down!
David Saturn-"Now look at that a takedown. Your so called preference for amateur moves..."
Rusty Axel-"It was sloppily executed. The only thing amateur out here is your announcing..."
David Saturn-"How did you feel when Jay Swift humiliated you by referencing his background you left unchecked..."
Rusty Axel-"This ain't about Jay Swift. Its about Slick and Maddox call the match and let Old Rusty add the color..."
Slick with an elbowdrop to the face......1,2...kick out. Chop by Slick and he backs Toxic into the corner. Slick whips Toxic into the opposite corner. Slick quickly follows up and Toxic is unable to avoid a clothesline. Slick connects with two heavy blows to the head. Slick with a scoopslam then heads to the top rope. Slick to the top rope now but he misses the flying elbow!
David Saturn-"No doubt we will be hearing some wonderful analysis about the top rope having nothing to do with wrestling..."
Rusty Axel-"Ain't my fault your buddy went up there showboating and missed..."
David Saturn-"Slick an extremely adept technical wrestler but also an excellent high flyer...but you can't hit every time."
Rusty Axel-"If he's as technically sound as you say he is then stick to the mat..."
Slick rolls to the outside and Toxic goes out after him. Slick rammed face first into the apron and Toxic chops him. Slick comes back with a chop of his own and Toxic immediately hits back. Slick rammed into the barricade and both men exchange blows again. Slick then spots the ref is about to reach 10 and darts back into the ring. Toxic is just unable to make it!
WINNER BY COUNTOUT: SLICK
Rusty Axel-"Always a cheap way to win that..."
David Saturn-"Yes he should have just let the ref count him out instead of trying to win. Maddox is back in the ring and he may be looking to unofficially extend this match...wait there's Fa Sho!"
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny rushes to the ring.
Toxic goes for a clothesline, but Destiny ducks and Toxic turns around into a SHOTIME!. Slick turns Destiny toward him, but Destiny hits him with a spear and then nails him with several right hands. He then locks in the BLACKOUT until Slick is unconscious.
He finally lets go and he runs from the ring as the crowd is left in a bit of a state of shock as to what is going on.
Rusty Axel-"Ain't finding that so funny are ya Saturn? He just took your hero out...he he he he he."
David Saturn-"Well Steal got in his face not sure what Slick did...or even Toxic for that matter."
Rusty Axel-"I doubt the clown cares and Slick's used to being on the mat..."
David Saturn-"He's won every match he's been involved in since the place reopened. Slick knows what its like to win a title unlike some people..."
Rusty Axel-"You will know what the sole of my boot feels like in a minute!"
David Saturn-"Well Sho making his mark and despite what he said earlier everyone knows the Maggia announcement last week has sent him spiraling out of control! We will be back with Jay Swift in action!"
Rusty Axel-"...and Tracy Adkins."
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Upon return from commercial we immediately hear a chorus of boos as we see Steal sitting backstage being checked by medics. Steal looks up at the cameras glancing then glances at the door. Steal suddenly leaps up and the crowd laugh as he bangs his head in the ceiling. Steal rubs his head before the crowd loudly boo him as Silvio Megala enters...
Silvio Megala-"What on Earth has happened to you Neal!"
Neal coughs and splutters looking disorientated...
David Saturn-"Let me translate for Steal...how may I kiss your ass tonight Mr Megala sir."
Rusty Axel-"Sssshhh"
Silvio turns to the medics...
Medic-"Fa Sho assaulted him..."
Neal Steal-"You...cough...better get the security Mr Megala....cough...he might try and attack you next! The mans a nutcase..."
Silvio turns to the medic and rudely addresses him..."
Silvio Megala-"Get the security in here this instant..."
Medic-"Well that isn't my job I'm a local Anaheim medic not an AWR employee!"
Megala sighs and pulls out a gold, jewel encrusted cellphone as we cut back to the arena...
Rusty Axel-"Well I was wondering if I might have to go back there and check on the whole operation but Silvio's in charge now!"
David Saturn-"I doubt Megala gives a damn about the show considering his current frame of mind..."
Rusty Axel-"Well lets get back to the rasslin matches...here comes Tracy..."
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From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins turning on Red Randal last week but Randal retaliated later in the evening..."
Rusty Axel-"Now me and Tracy get along but I have no idea why Randal kept going on about me. I had no part of what Carr and Adkins did I ain't an official SIN member these days..."
David Saturn-"Well there's no doubt that you have called a few favours for Carr and Adkins..."
Rusty Axel-"Swift on his way out. I'm surprised he's coming out. I had to send a message backstage via this headphone appliance. I told 'em during break tell Swift Old Rusty ain't gonna hurt ya..."
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"I heard you say no such thing..."
Rusty Axel-"You must have damaged ears from the pyromaniacs...every time I hear it I aint sure whether its pyro or terrorists!"
David Saturn-"Well we had no pyro to start the show tonight...well maybe that's because Sho came out..."
Rusty Axel-"I cut that expense tonight. Maggia ain't here so needless starters are off tonights menu...its pro rasslin not a firework show..."
As Swift makes his way to the ring we cut backstage to a monitor that is seeing the match and then we see Destiny pacing back and forth as he keeps his eye on the match. He seems to be losing it as he is hitting himself on the forehead and almost seems entranced as we cut back to Jay Swift.
David Saturn-"Well Swift focused don't think he's noticed Sho on the screen there..."
Rusty Axel-"If the boi ain't wrapped up in his own inflated ego he would have noticed Fa Sho seems intent on assaulting everybody who comes into his view..."
David Saturn-"That's certainly the nature of Tracy Adkins."
Rusty Axel-"Tracy ain't attacked anyone. What's this got to do with Adkins..."
David Saturn-"He's in the ring for crying out loud."
Both men circle one another momentarily, before locking up. Swift backs Adkins into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and Swift seems to oblige before delivering a kick to the midsection of Adkins. Swift then drives his shoulder into the ribs 3 consecutive times before whipping Adkins into the turnbuckle. Adkins hits hard and collapses to the mat.
David Saturn-"Swift glancing over at you Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"I see his eyes fixed on Old Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Well hopefully you're planning to stay at ringside..."
Rusty Axel-"I ain't got nothing to prove to the boi. I gave him a good ol' fashioned butt whupping last week..."
David Saturn-"I think most people would claim to the exact opposite..."
Rusty Axel-"Well most of those people ain't got anything close to the encyclopedic knowledge I have of professional rasslin..."
Swift aggressively stomps Adkins then glares at Rusty. He then picks him up and goes for a scoop slam, but Adkins squirms out and lands on his feet. Adkins rolls Swift up. 1,2…Swift kicks out. Both men pop up and Swift hits Adkins with a dropkick. He covers. 1,2…Adkins gets a shoulder up. Swift delivers 3 straight elbow drops and covers again. 1,2…Once again Adkins is able to escape.
Rusty Axel-"Randal better keep his butt backstage..."
David Saturn-"Well making he will come out and take notes for no apparent reason."
Rusty Axel-"Problem with you Saturn is your parents never took you to the woodshed enough."
David Saturn-"We didn't have a woodshed."
Swift with shoulders to the gut. He then pulls Adkins up and hits another beautiful standing drop kick. Cover by Swift, 1,2…Adkins kicks out. Swift applies a chinlock. The ref stupidly asks Adkins if he wants to give up, but Adkins obviously refuses. Adkins wouldn't quit to anything never mind a damn chinlock! Adkins fights to his feet with elbows...
Rusty Axel-"Now that referee better do his job and call a clean match. I lost due to that ref last week..."
David Saturn-"He slapped his hand on the mat there times so yes you lost because the ref did his job!"
Rusty Axel-"Shame I ain't in charge of the refs..."
David Saturn-"Well send the ones you dislike away then you keep going on about how you're in charge. You haven't done anything but take over from Steal...which amazingly enough is an improvement..."
Adkins runs off the ropes and ducks a Swift clothesline on the rebound before delivering a big right hand. He hits another followed by one more. Adkins then bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline, but Swift doesn’t go down. He goes to whip Swift, but Swift reverses only for Adkins to hit another clothesline on the rebound.
Rusty Axel-"Now come on Tracy stomp a hole in 'im"
David Saturn-"Good, objective head of talent relations..."
Rusty Axel-"No I'm calling for some aggression. Now I ain't hoping he sets Swift on fire or anything..."
David Saturn-"Well there's a bit of sanity then..."
Rusty Axel-"However the boi needs a good beating it will only bring him up from the preliminaries..."
David Saturn-"He has a PPV named after him for goodness sake next week! He's first class main event from head to toe..."
Rusty Axel-"He's a first class ass..."
This one takes Swift off his feet. Adkins looks fired up as Swift stumbles to his feet. Swift is in the corner and Adkins charges in, but gets knocked to the ground with an elbow to the face. Swift goes for a big clothesline, but Adkins ducks and hits a superkick. Both men are down and Adkins can’t capitalize. Both men reach their feet around the same time.
David Saturn-"Swift downed by a superkick. Look at that he got up fast Rusty...why am I even saying that? He has nothing to prove to you..."
Rusty Axel-"Why did he look at me when he came out then. Fixed his beady eyes on me the boi did...he desperately wants my endorsement..."
David Saturn-"Probably wondering if you're going to get involved."
Rusty Axel-"I'm staying 'ere. I don't get involved in people's matches I only got in way last week because he threw me in ring during the Gemini v RCH match..."
Swift goes for a bull dog, but Swift shoves him off. Swift manages to land on his feet, but he turns right into the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"Now you know how that feels...oh wait that was his other finisher. Do you remember the one where he planted you face first from the top rope..."
Rusty Axel-"Now I ain't hearing any more of your lip...look there's Silvio again!"
David Saturn-"Convenient excuse to change the subject..."
We cut backstage where we see Silvio Megala and he is...WALKING! Will we finally hear Megala admit to the truth? Its coming up NEXT.
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