Post by Silvio Megala on Aug 29, 2013 17:50:19 GMT -4
AWR THUNDERSTORM
LIVE!
A big black stretch limo pulls up to the Arena. The engine stays running and the passenger door opens up. A man about six foot eight gets out of the Limo. The camera gets a small peak inside and there are two other men in the limo but the door closes too quickly to get a glimpse of their faces. The big man enters the building and the scene changes.
David Saturn: I wonder who that guy is? Did you get a look at the other two men seated in the limo? The camera was off center and the door slammed rather quickly.
Neal Steal: Ya i know who that guy is.....that's hulk!
David Saturn: HULK......? HULK WHO? YOUR NOT REFERRING TO HOGAN ARE YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HOGAN IS AND THAT WAS NOT HIM BUT HE HAS A CLOSE RESEMBLANCE.
Neal Steal: That is another Hulk.....one just as famous as Hogan if not more....trust me i know this guy.....personally.
David Saturn: WELL IF YOU KNOW HIM SO WELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HERE AT THUNDERSTORM? HAS HE SIGNED WITH AWR PERHAPS? IS HE EVEN A WRESTLER FOR THAT MATTER?
Neal Steal: I know what hes doing here but I'm not telling you Saturn you will just have to wait and see like the rest of these jackass fans. Wait a moment he's coming out here now..."
Music plays and Hulk comes out to the ring. The fans aren't sure how to react so they stay at a mumble and wait to hear what hulk has to say. After he has entered the ring he is handed a Mic. He raises it and begins speaking.
Hulk Cruz: The first thing I would like is for you stupid back woods hicks to do is shut the hell up because I need to address some issues.
The fans boo Hulk but he ignores them and continues to talk.
Hulk Cruz: First off my name is Hulk Cruz but I am sure even a bunch of brain dead dumb asses such as yourselves already know who I am.
The fans start an asshole chant but Hulk ignores them and keeps talking.
Hulk Cruz: You're calling me an asshole. I think your referring to that joke Jay Swift or maybe that baboon Gemini or maybe Fa Sho or that idiot Rch3. Those guys would be the real assholes in this place. You know me and my friends have had our eyes on this place for a long time and now......right now......is the perfect time to invade and help ourselves. I looked at the champions here and what a bunch of losers. Gemini is the crash champion. As far as the AWR Champion goes what a goddamn joke that guy is. I see there are lots of people here that need too be taught a lesson. Guys like Rattlesnake....Playboy Pete......Hell.....yes I said Hell......but before we waste our time on trash like that we are going to strike down trash like Swift....Rch3.....Gemini and others.......You guys have been running your big mouths and flying high lately but you're going to get shot down sooner then you think because the war machines are now on the scene and AWR is now on notice that a full scale war is about to erupt and there isn't one damn thing that you pansy little bastards can do about it. AWR superstars you have just been served notice and its the only warning your going to get!
Hulk tosses down the Mic and leaves to a booing arena.
David Saturn-"How to win friends and influence people..."
Neal Steal-"Oh I'm sure he has friends..."
David Saturn-"Well most people have some I guess. Except you..."
Neal Steal-"Are you going to run down the card sometime this evening?"
David Saturn-"Considering this is a PPV Steal most people probably know the card! Since Hulk Cruz has taken unexpected time out of the show lets get to our opening match..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Carr and Slop not new to each other..."
David Saturn-"Remember when Slick beat Carr blindfolded. I'm sure Carr has not forgotten..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Slop has forgotten most of the time he can't remember what day it is..."
David Saturn-"Slick's plane delayed hence why we did not hear anything from him on awr.com before the show. I guarantee he won't be using that as an excuse as Carr probably would..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"When Slop heard this was a dry state he was worried booze was banned..."
David Saturn-Slick and Carr such a contrast in recent form. Slick has been unbeaten since AWR reopened but Carr has lost all his matches.
Neal Steal-"That is irrelevant and you have not pointed out the tough circumstances and bad luck Carr has endured..."
David Saturn-"He's had tough opponents and made up a ton of excuses whether its claimed illnesses or other distractions. Now its time for him to rise to the occasion."
The competitors circle before locking up. Quick arm drag takedown from Slick and Carr looks frustrated. The men lock up again and Carr goes behind, but Slick reverses, only to be taken down by a Carr arm drag. The crowd is all over Carr here, clearly behind Slick. Mocking taunt from Carr towards the fans while Slick gets back to his feet.
Neal Steal-"These fans have been abusing Carr from the start yet you will blame him for that taunt..."
David Saturn-"Its Carr's own fault he has a bad relationship with the AWR fans. He needs to focus on the match..."
Neal Steal-"Yet Slop was too late for interviews..."
David Saturn-"I told you it was a timing issue..."
Kick to the gut by Carr then he twists Slick's arm and lays into it with clubbing blows to the shoulder. Carr continues the attack on the arm, but Slick grabs the top rope and uses it to backflip out of the hold, only to be met immediately with a boot to the gut. Side headlock by Carr, but Slick escapes by launching him off the ropes. Carr however, takes Slick down with a shoulder block on the rebound.
David Saturn-"Slick just needs to keep doing what he has been doing. He's been extremely consistent in his AWR career. I wouldn't say Carr has been a loser but he's lost more than he's won I believe..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is probably in his comfort zone and Robert is about to snap him out of it!"
David Saturn-"Slick generally the most popular man in the building everywhere we go but this is of course Jay Swift's hometown..."
Neal Steal-"Since you pointed out its a PPV the viewers probably know that!"
David Saturn-"They know the card but that may have slipped under the radar for a few..."
Carr off the ropes, but Slick ducks under him, then leaps over him on the rebound, ducks a clothesline and hits a unique looking arm drag. Slick plays to the crowd as Carr recovers in the corner. Slick lays into Carr with forearms to the jaw, but Carr quickly puts a stop to that with a knee to the gut. Carr then locks in a bearhug type move from behind, but Slick quickly elbows his way out of it.
Neal Steal-"Typical Slop with elbows there...Carr's smooth technical style against Slop's simplistic brawling offence..."
David Saturn-"Stop making up lies like Silvio has. He's an excellent technician and Carr is a very solid athlete..."
Neal Steal-"He shouldn't need to elbow Robert then..."
David Saturn-"He's probably watched the "legendary" Rusty and copied one of his smooth, technical moves..."
Slick off the ropes, but Carr hooks him from behind. Slick is able to keep his momentum and tosses Carr through the ropes. Slick with a a baseball slide, into a head scissors, sending Carr flying. Slick gets the crowd pumped up, then tosses Carr back into the ring. Slick then heads up to the top rope and flies off, but Carr plants him with a dropkick on the way down!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its Rob Carr! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Tremendous elevation on that dropkick and Carr was so quick and focused there..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly because he isn't ill and there's no lunatics threatening to come out..."
David Saturn-"Carr with kicks to the gut how about pointing out how "untechnical" that is..."
Slick staggers to his feet, holding his sternum and Carr lays into him with kicks to the gut. Carr has Slick backed into the corner now and he assaults him with rights and lefts to the midsection. Whip by Carr now and he sends Slick face first into the mat with a flapjack. Cover...1…2…kickout. Abdominal stretch to Slick in the middle of the ring, continuing to work on the midsection.
Neal Steal-Now Slop should submit here being in the centre of the ring..."
David Saturn-"That's a weardown hold...Slick managing to fight close to the ropes..."
Neal Steal-"Now Carr is really strecthing the drunk.."
David Saturn-"With the aid of those ropes..."
Carr uses the ropes for extra leverage, really stretching Slick out. The ref finally notices it and makes Carr let go of the ropes. Meanwhile, Slick fights back with elbows to the ribs of Carr who tries a pump handle slam, but Slick is able to twist and turn it into a crossbody. Into the cover, 1…Carr quickly escapes. Kick to the gut by Carr and he is back in control, not letting Slick get anything going.
David Saturn-"Carr kept going on about how Slick is friends with Gemini and Carr. Well they aren't friends but there's respect there I'm sure. We did see Slick and Swift team..."
Neal Steal-"Yes they beat the Harris Brothers...WOW!"
David Saturn-"Well they beat what was in front of them and looked good doing it..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Gemini and Swift are busy preparing for their matches so they don't come down and cheat for Slop."
David Saturn-"...and you base that on Carr's baseless comments. I believe he called Slick a drunk as well...most original."
Carr lays in rights to the midsection then tries to whip Slick off the ropes. Slick is able to hook the top rope. This doesn’t deter Carr’s attack though, as he begins to lay into Slick with uppercuts. Slick falls to the mat, where Carr chokes him with his boot. Carr brings Slick to his feet and this time is able to whip him. He goes for another flapjack, but Slick lands on his feet.
David Saturn-"Very agile wrestler Slick is..."
Neal Steal-"Well he's learnt to maintain good balance from the level of booze tolerance he has."
David Saturn-"There's no relevance between his drinking and what he can do in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Carr's recent remarks have been aimed at Maggia. I'm sure he knows Rusty and Mr Megala have always been admirers..."
Slick ducks and clothesline and takes Carr down with a dropkick to the knee. Both men slow to get up and whoever gains control here will be in the driver’s seat. Slick launches off the ropes but runs right into a knee to the gut. Carr limping a bit here trying to shake the leg out. Stomps now by Carr and he pulls Slick to his feet.
David Saturn-"That will knock the wind out of Slick!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he's used to being thrown into hard objects in all his bar fights..."
David Saturn-"Well Slick does not start fights in bars usually some idiot challenges him and pays for it!"
Neal Steal-"Considering his popularity with these idiots he certainly gets challenged in bars enough..."
Carr brings Slick up in powerbomb position then drives Slick gut first into the turnbuckle. Nasty move there. Slick is perched on the tunbuckle turnbuckle and Carr delivers a dropkick to the back. Carr taunts the crowd drawing loud boos. Cover by Carr, driving his forearm in Slick’s face in the process. 1…2…Slick gets a shoulder up.
Neal Steal-"Only a matter of time...stay focused Robert!"
David Saturn"Focus can not be emphasised enough where Carr is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly what I just pointed out..."
David Saturn-"Carr has not exactly been humiliated in his matches he just hasn't shown the killer instinct..."
Carr pulls Slick to his feet and takes him down with a snapnare transitioning right into a chinlock. Slick fights to his knees, then eventually to his feet. Elbows to the gut and Slick escapes, runs off the ropes but goes right into a powerslam. However, he is able to roll through into a pinning predicament! Carr’s shoulders are down, 1…2…3....NO! Carr just manages to escape before 3.
Neal Steal-"AH! HA HA! These idiots thought it was over there..."
David Saturn-"So did you with that stupid AH shriek..."
Neal Steal-"That's right Carr kick him in the beer gut..."
David Saturn-"Slick is in tremendous cardiovascular shape..."
Neal Steal-"Now don't use big words like that Saturn the fans at home are not intelligent enough to understand..."
Carr quick to his feet and he kicks Slick in the gut then tosses him sternum first into the turnbuckle. As Slick stumbles out, Carr hits a forearm shot to the back. Carr then sits Slick on the top rope and it looks like he wants a back suplex from the top. Slick is fighting it off with elbows and Carr tumbles to the mat. Carr to his feet and Slick plants him with a picture perfect moonsault!
David Saturn-"No flight delay there!"
Neal Steal-".......yahoo! Carr escapes again..."
David Saturn-"Carr certainly showing resilience and determination..."
Neal Steal-"Which is why these idiots have booed him they have nothing in common!"
Into the cover, 1…2…kickout! Slick brings Carr to his feet and whips him off the ropes, but Carr hooks the ropes and halts his momentum. Slick charges in but Carr cowardly pulls the ref in front of him. The ref is knocked down and Slick hits the DOC-TORE DRIVER! However the ref is still down and the camera pans to the stage where we see HULK CRUZ.
David Saturn-"The ref is down...this one should be over! Terrible break for Slick here...and wait there is Hulk again."
Neal Steal-"...and he's brought some of his friends!"
David Saturn-"Oh now come on! This is a damn mugging here!"
Neal Steal-"Come on give Slick the beating he deserves!"
Cruz watches as three masked men come running to the ring! The crowd boo as they attack Slick who tries to fight them off. However the numbers game is against Slick and he can't absorb the pounding for long. All three men pull Slick up and deliver a TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! The masked men follow Cruz up the ramp to a chorus of boos.
Carr manages to crawl across and places an arm over Slick. The ref is back up...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
David Saturn-"Damn it! Slick has just been screwed!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Slop wishes his plane had been delayed longer now ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"I wonder if Carr had anything to do with this attack."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Carr would have kicked out of that thing Slick did anyway...there's no basis whatsoever for your comments."
David Saturn-"Well whether Carr had anything to do with it or not he has been given a big assist here...there's Maggia..."
The scene opens backstage with Maggia entering his office. As he enters he spots a large package on the table. Maggia walks over and begins unwrapping the package. As he walks inside he pulls out a big leather whip. Maggia looks bemused then pulls out what appears to be a giant dildo. Maggia has a look of disgust on his face...
Neal Steal-"HA HA! Caught in the act! Looks like Maggia got his perverted package ready for sneaking into the showers later...this proves Mr Megala was right!"
David Saturn-"I'm pretty sure by the look on Maggia's face he has no idea what the hell this is...well I think he knows what it is but not why its been left for him! Maybe someone's idea of a tasteless joke...oh wait just a minute..."
Perhaps Steal and Silvio are right after all...or maybe not as Naughty Ned enters the room.
Roberto Maggia-"Not now I have a busy night ahead of me..."
Naughty Ned-"Well I'm sure you work hard Robbie but do you play hard?"
Maggia ignores the question but uncomfortably shifts sideways as Ned approaches. Ned reaches into the box and pulls out what appears to be a vibrator...
Naughty Ned-"I brought a few toys here with me Robbie. I was wondering what kind of toys do you like to play with Robbie..."
Maggia looks like he would rather be anywhere else...
Naughty Ned-"Look what I have here..."
Maggia rolls his eyes as Ned pulls out a thong...
Naughty Ned-"Maybe we can play a little dressup...your buttocks Robbie they look so nice and firm...I've seen you checking my ass out baby..."
Maggia again uncomfortably shifts away from Ned who stares at Maggia eyes full of lust...
Naughty Ned-"From what I heard hunky Sil say you and me we aren't too far apart. I like a little bondage as well you know Robbie. Maybe you can even teach me a few more things if we get together baby...I have no limits Robbie...have you ever experienced real orgasmic pleasures?"
Ned is breathing heavily now almost salivating as Maggia looks completely terrified...and he's never been called a coward! After a moment however Maggia regains his professional composure...well as professional as you can be dealing with an employee like Ned.
Roberto Maggia-"You like something big and pinkish slipping into you right?"
Ned nods not diverting "her" lustful gaze...
Roberto Maggia-"Well you know what you will be getting if you don't get the hell out of my office? A pink slip! Now run along...haven't you been sexually harassing Pete recently anyway? Leave the poor bastard alone for Christ sake! He's been too scared to come to work!"
Naughty Ned-"Petey boy might look big but lets see if he's truly big enough to satisfy Naughty Ned! If not...well maybe I'll be seeing you around again Robbie sweetie pie..."
Ned pauses to gyrate as "she" makes her way out. Maggia rolls his eyes in irritation evidently pleased that Ned still has "her" sights set on Pete...for now!
David Saturn-"Well you can see right there why Pete has been calling in "sick" recently!"
Neal Steal-"I think even someone like Ned will stay away once he sees just how perverted the voyeur Maggia truly is..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP STEAL! Now lets take a look at some AWR merchandise..."
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From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"A grudge match here between Red Randal and Tracy Adkins. The reason? Tracy has never forgiven Randal for saving him from being blinded...yes you heard that right..."
Neal Steal-"Randal was out of touch with what Tracy wanted in a follower..."
David Saturn-"Randal's never been classed as a saint but he's a human being and wasn't going to watch Tracy get blinded. What thanks does he get...the hell beaten out of him!"
Neal Steal-"Randal's the coward who threw Tracy off the stage..."
David Saturn-"Yes lets just ignore the fact Randal has been assaulted by both Adkins and Carr earlier that night..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at some of these idiots cheering for Randal. He's never even liked the fans!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe its the start of a new relationship..."
Neal Steal-"Randal's never had a relationship. Tracy treated him like family and look at the thanks he got..."
David Saturn-"Adkins treated Randal like complete crap!"
Randal has never been the most popular wrestler but it seems the crowd are behind him here. Of course most people will be the favourite against Adkins. Of course Tracy is not really concerned about the crowd one way or the other. Adkins makes a move towards Randal and they stare each other down. Lockup and a quick break.
Neal Steal-"No contest when it comes to brains..."
David Saturn-"Tracy may be a poet of the macabre but that does not mean he's intellectual. He's probably more intelligent than Randal which in all due respect to Randal most people are..."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised you're not sucking up to Randal now he's getting a few cheers..."
David Saturn-"That's rich and nobody is chanting lets go mastermind at Randal are they?"
Another lockup and Adkins surprises Randal with a leverage move sending him through the ropes and to the outside. Randal knows Adkins better than most and wouldn't have been expecting that. Randal lands on his feet and kicks a chair in frustration maybe letting temper get the better of him. Randal back into the ring and both men try to work on the arm of the other.
David Saturn-"A smooth, technical contest this will not be!"
Neal Steal"Well not everyone can live up to the likes of Royal...or Rusty..."
David Saturn-" think Royal would be insulted at Rusty being mentioned in same breath..."
Neal Steal-"Why? They are close, personal friends..."
Another reversal with Adkins taking the arm but Adkins reverses again after a blow to the head. Good elbow by Adkins catching Randal right on the jaw. That was a good shot though not exactly full of finesse. Side headlock and Randal shoves him into the ropes. Adkins charges, ducks a clothesline and rebounds again. This time he avoids Randal by sliding underneath the legs.
David Saturn-"Randal not exactly doing anything to try and hide the fact his knee may be injured..."
Neal Steal-"Well thats down to the physical effects..."
David Saturn-"Maybe so but Randal might as well have painted a bullseye on it..."
Neal Steal"Tracy painted the bullseye on it..."
Adkins takes out Randal's knee and Randal lands awkwardly and yells out in pain. Randal right back up but showing evident frustration staggering into the corner. Hard right hand by Randal surprising Adkins as he approaches but the smaller man comes back with a flurry of punches. Randal responds whipping Adkins into the corner but Adkins leaps out of the way.
David Saturn-"Evidently Adkins the quicker of the two men..."
Neal Steal-"I think Randal's letting himself go a bit..."
David Saturn-"At around 300 pounds you need to keep your weight closely monitored and I don't believe Randal's in bad shape..."
Neal Steal-"Hygiene not up to much though..."
Dropkick to Randal's knee as he spins round then Adkins takes the arm. It looks like the knee is troubling Randal. Hard right by Randal breaks that up and Adkins whipped off the ropes. Adkins quicker than Randal however again taking out the knee. Adkins follows up with an elbowdrop. Adkins locks on a kneebar trying to hyperextend the knee.
David Saturn-"Randal better try and turn over here he's not doing a great job defending that knee..."
Neal Steal-"Probably because he wants to keep Tracy focused on one part so he does not go after the other one as well..."
David Saturn-"Tracy seems only focused on pain whether its giving or receiving. The man busted himself open earlier this week the mans a lunatic..."
Neal Steal-"That's true but Randal should not have agreed to follow his orders if he wouldn't carry them out..."
Randal not defending himself too well here seems happy to go blow for blow. Then again he's never really been great when it at self defence. We only have to be reminded of the times a chair has been sent flying back into his face after he raised it. Adkins keeps the kneebar on but Randal makes the ropes. Randal will probably have one strategy here...
David Saturn-"Match isn't no DQ probably the only reason the action has stayed in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Poor Mr Royal being reduced to hardcore wrestling later tonight..."
David Saturn-"Considering what he did to the hardcore title perhaps that is exactly what he deserves!"
Neal Steal-"Its cheating the fans not letting Mr Royal do what he does best and that is pure wrestling!"
David Saturn-"Yes you are renowned for your utmost concern for the fans aren't you?"
Its likely to involve a punch, elbow or power move of some variation. Adkins pulls Randal away from the ropes immediately trying to apply the hold again. Randal manages to catch Adkins with an elbow and rise to his feet. Randal backs Adkins into the ropes then whips him to the opposite side. Adkins ducks a clothesline but as he rebounds Randal catches him.
David Saturn-"That's what Randal needs to do...keep it simple."
Neal Steal-"Exactly since simple describes his intellect..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about his skills in the ring. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to get the job done but Randal's probably never going to be Lou Thesz is he?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty made Randal and the other talent he trained read the Thesz autobiography. One of the best reviewed books in the history of rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Mention Rusty's name and all of a sudden...its rasslin!"
Backbreaker and Randal keeps the offence simple following that up with a scoopslam. Randal takes a short breather and clutches his knee. Randal with another backbreaker and first cover attempt...Adkins fast to kick out. Hard shot to the back and Adkins sent to the corner. Randal charges in driving his head into the ribs of Adkins.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha look at Randal looking so proud of himself. That will not bother Adkins..."
David Saturn-"Tracy is not immune to losing breath or mobilisation...there's reasons why he's been pinned before..."
Neal Steal-"Randal hearing cheers for the first time in his life..."
David Saturn-"Maybe it will help elevate him to great heights..."
The crowd cheer and Randal seems to enjoy having the fans on his side for once. Stomps to the back and Randal whips Adkins off the ropes again. Adkins runs into a bearhug and Randal keeps it applied as Adkins tries to fight it. Adkins will not submit (obvious considering why the match was made in the first place) but the referee will stop this Randal squeezes the life out of him.
Neal Steal-"Randal's probably stupid enough to believe Tracy will submit..."
David Saturn-"Randal knows Tracy wouldn't submit if he ran him over with a truck! Randal needs to crush the air out of Tracy to stand a chance!"
Neal Steal-Randal will be the one crushed here...which is what he deserves..."
David Saturn-"Maybe Tracy should only recruit people like himself. Empty shells of humanity..."
Adkins tries to reach the ropes but is close to the centre. Randal won't let Adkins get there easily and Adkins needs to make a quick move here. Instead Randal breaks the hold with a shot to the ribs. Not sure how clever that was as Adkins was clearly nowhere near escaping at that point. Adkins takes advantage with a thumb to the eye.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Tracy might try and blind Randal here! Wouldn't that be karma."
David Saturn-"Yes Randal deserves to be blinded for saving Tracy from blindness. Do you realise how MORONIC you sound?"
Neal Steal-"I'm just saying Randal brought it on himself..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure Randal regrets the day he ever agreed to associate with Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"Yes but I heard it was at night..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Maybe Randal's knee is still troubling him and he was struggling to maintain balance. Randal whipped off the ropes but ducks a clothesline. Randal spins round and Adkins goes for a slam but collapses under the weight. Randal isn't gigantic but he certainly has a weight advantage over Adkins. Two count and Randal goes back to the bearhug.
Neal Steal-"It didn't work before and it won't work now!"
David Saturn-"Adkins once threatened to set Randal on fire for not following his order to compete in an inferno match. Maybe the mistake Randal made was not letting Adkins be blinded...perhaps that is what Tracy deserved..."
Neal Steal-"Randal caused Tracy worse pain causing him to lose to Hell...he really stuck the knife in as deep as it can go..."
David Saturn-"Randal needs to stay on his feet...if Adkins gets him on the mat then this one will probably be over not that Adkins is a great mat wrestler by any stretch..."
Randal struggling to stay upright worried that his knee could collapse from under him. Adkins keeps his arm up at the 2nd attempt. Waiting until third raise could have bought more time. Still Adkins isn't exactly conventional. Adkins driven to his knees and Randal tries to hold the shoulders down and gets a two count.
David Saturn-"What is Tracy trying to accomplish? Why would anyone agree to follow him in the first place. The guy only wants pain what is the motivation for his followers?"
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy will not stand in the way of his followers winning titles and earning money..."
David Saturn-"Tracy does not care what his followers do as long as they serve him like sheep. Randal might not have much of a mind but he's no sheep..."
Neal Steal-"No he's a lamb on his way to being slaughtered!"
Not sure if Randal was going for the cover there a better wrestler technically may have made more of that. Adkins to his feet as Randal keeps the hold on. Adkins breaks the hold with a shot to the face then reverses a whip into the ropes. Adkins drops down, Randal rebounds again knocking Adkins down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Another 2 count..."
Neal Steal-"As if he's going to beat Adkins with a shoulder charge. Adkins laughed at the idea of being hit with a chair so a shoulder charge will not bother him..."
David Saturn-"Adkins not had the best record since the AWR reopened either just like Carr..."
Neal Steal-"Carr won tonight incase you forgot. As for Randal he has lost his matches since the place reopened...but this isn't really about wins and losses. Its about betrayal of trust!"
Cover...1,2...and Adkins gets his shoulder up. Randal backs Adkins into the corner then sends him to the opposite corner. Randal follows up slower than usual (due to his knee) and is caught with an elbow. Kicks now by Adkins sending Randal backing into the opposite corner. Whip back to the opposite corner again and Adkins connects with a clothesline as Randal charges out.
David Saturn-"Randal charging like bull seeing red he needs to be more composed and methodical..."
Neal Steal-"You keep saying he's limited and should stick to simple stuff."
David Saturn-"Exactly and not reckless charges like that..."
Neal Steal-"Considering Rusty trained him and he's still average at best I guess there's only so much you can do..."
David Saturn-"Yes I guess he needed a better trainer..."
Right hand by Adkins, whip off the ropes. kick to the ribs and a vicious boot to the face! Randal did well to stay on his feet after that shot! Randal staggers into the corner and Adkins pounds away with the 10 punch. Randal is still able to reverse a whip to the opposite corner. Adkins leaps but that might have been a big mistake as Randal catches him in his arms!
Randal delivers a big SIDEWALK SLAM...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"Randal getting some retribution and any sane person will agree he deserves it!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Randal celebrate like he won the World title. Randal genuinely believes he's gained the moral victory here..."
David Saturn-"That's exactly what he's done..."
Neal Steal-"He better get away look at that look on tracy's face..."
As Randal celebrates his win he has probably stayed in the ring a little too long. You don't want to be around a maniac like Adkins too long as he gets to his feet. Randal has his back turned and Adkins with a chopblock to the back of the knee. Randal tumbles to the mat and Adkins viciously stomps on the knee. Adkins elbowdrops Randal's knee as he stretches his leg.
David Saturn-"Now this is uncalled for! Randal beat you fair and square Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Well this isn't about tonight this is about Adkins being screwed by Randal last year...."
David Saturn-"Adkins would have been well and truly screwed if Randal hadn't thrown that towel in!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Listen to Randal moan in pain."
Randal moaning in pain as Adkins places Randal's knee in the ropes. Randal's leg has been tied up and Adkins delivers more stomps. Adkins goes to the outside and to add insult to injury picks up a chair. Randal's favourite choice of weapon but the steel won't do him any favours here! Adkins delivers a vicious swinging chair shot as he stands next to the apron.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! How appropriate! Looks like you have fallen on your own sword Randal!"
David Saturn-"Get some refs out here!"
Neal Steal-"Its not like they have a tough night since one match has been taken over by that egomaniac Maggia...the perv!"
David Saturn-"What's Maggia got to do with this. Adkins is trying to cripple Randal here!"
Adkins back into the ring and he releases Randal's knee from the ropes. He certainly isn't doing this to show mercy as he drives the hard edge of the chair down into the knee. Adkins then places the chair over Randal's knee and heads to the top rope. Tracy leaps off bringing his whole foot down over the knee! Randal screams in agony as Adkins has a sick grin on his face.
Randal is rolling on the mat clutching his knee as referees come out and force Adkins from the ring. Randal looks like he has been seriously injured here as he may have won the battle but not the war...
David Saturn-"Completely uncalled for! What is Randal supposed to do now? He's going to be gone for a while after this assault!"
Neal Steal-"That is if Adkins hasn't ended his career. I think Adkins could have taken out those refs he just chose to show Randal a little mercy. Something Randal did not do for Tracy..."
David Saturn-"By your warped, twisted logic...well Adkins has certainly made his mark here! Lets go to a runthrough of some live events...Rusty v Gemini will be up next!"
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From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! These Arizona fans are about to be treated to a look at rasslins illustrious past right here...get on you feet and bow down to a legend of the game!"
David Saturn-"I think some are quickly trying to get some popcorn before Gemini comes out..."
Neal Steal-"Is Gemini still here? Is he really going to go through with this?"
David Saturn-"Of course he's still here you fool!"
From Miami, Florida......GEMINI!!!
Neal Steal-Look at Gemini thinks he's something special with his movie star looks. Rusty is simply professional rasslin and proud of it! Eusty is all about giving the fans what they want..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is a leech and somebody who has stayed in the business for longer than his talents have allowed. At least most people who outstay their welcome were tremendous talents at one time!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is all about talent whether its doing it for himself or helping others. Gemini might look confident and sure of himself but you know what he's doing right now Saturn? I don't want to be crass but...he's shitting his pants!"
David Saturn-"OH COME ON!"
As Rusty enters the ring he recklessly charges almost knocking the referee down in the process. Solid right hands by Rusty but it isn't long until Gemini starts hitting back. Rusty counters with a beautiful technical move...a thumb to the eye followed by a clothesline. Rusty pounds on Gemini but moments later it is the other way round as Gemini reverses the situation!
David Saturn-"Gemini maybe going to pound some sense into Rusty here!"
Neal Steal-"Look at these idiots cheering! Show some respect this is rasslin royalty you are witnessing here!"
David Saturn-"Rusty may have travelled around for 34 years but I guarantee Gemini is 50 times the talent he will ever be!"
Neal Steal-"You need to sell the recipe for those drugs you're on Saturn you would make a fortune out of those who can't handle reality!"
Gemini begins ramming Rusty's head into the mat much to the enjoyment of the crowd. Rusty manages to slip to the outside. Gemini follows immediately and delivers a big boot! Rusty staggers and Gemini rams his head into the announce table. Gemini tells Steal to "shut the hell up" annoyed by Steal yelling at him. Steal flinches in terror retreating back into his seat.
Neal Steal-"How dare you do that...how dare...ahhhhhhhhhh!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha Gemini sending a loud and clear message to Steal!"
Neal Steal-"How dare he threaten an announcer! That never happened back in Rusty's day!"
David Saturn-"Because no announcer was a complete jackass that's why!"
Rusty almost knocked down but he quickly grabs a mic and nails Gemini with it. Right hand by Rusty then he starts talking trash on the mic as he stated he might. "You wanna speak without my permission then boi? Wanna talk a little trash now do ya? He he he he he!" Rusty then nails Gemini with the mic again and the ref does nothing probably afraid since Rusty is head of talent relations.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Rusty doing what he promised! Rusty might even call his own commentary as he delivers this ass whupping!"
David Saturn-"The referee being a little lenient probably due to Rusty's abuse of power...of course the whole company is one big power struggle."
Neal Steal-Well there's going to be no struggle here Gemini should have selected darker pants because we might be seeing signs of an accident soon...
David Saturn-"Would you stop!"
Rusty rolls Gemini back into the ring taking the mic with him. Rusty whips Gemini with one arm still holding the mic. Gemini rebounds and nails Rusty with a crushing clothesline! Fistdrop by Gemini and he plays to the crowd. Gemini plays to the crowd a little more as Rusty seems to be asking for mercy. Gemini shows none ramming Rusty face first into the mat.
David Saturn-"Rusty begging off there? Admit it Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is a tremendous actor and knows Gemini is stupid enough to fall for that ruse..."
David Saturn-"Gemini is an intelligent man the likes of Royal and Silvio would even admit that..."
Neal Steal-"He might be reasonably intelligent but Rusty is from the old school! He's going to teach Gemini a lesson he's never been taught before!"
Gemini drops a knee on Rusty's forehead. Gemini goes to pull Rusty up but Rusty manages to poke him in the eye. Does Rusty actually have a plan B which does not involve poking people in the eye? Well plan B is probably an eyerake instead. That will slow anyone down but Rusty is a little slow following up having felt the effects of that powerful clothesline moments ago.
Neal Steal-"Rusty adds some class to what has been a disgraced business. Look at people like Ric Flair drunk in public giving old rasslers a bad name..."
David Saturn-"Rusty couldn't hold Flair's jock!"
Neal Steal-"You say that just as he knocks Gemini flat on his back!"
David Saturn-"Big deal! He got some offence in against Swift but ultimately had his ass kicked!"
Rusty charges connecting with a solid right. Rusty picks up the mic again and jabs him in the throat. Rusty then turns to the crowd and begins talking trash. "How do you like this then...your boi is getting his ass whupped!" Rusty turns round and Gemini gets in a shot to the gut. Right hand by Gemini but Rusty again pokes him in the eye to a chorus of boos.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty is hitting hard!"
David Saturn-"I'm begging for Rusty to come up with some new offence. He's like a comedian telling the same tired joke every night!"
Neal Steal-"You know what's comedic! Gemini getting the piss beaten out of him!"
David Saturn-"Put the magic mushrooms away Steal...you should be the one selling drugs!"
Rusty whips Gemini off the ropes, rebound and Gemini goes for a sunset flip Horrifically we get a shot of Rusty's ass in the process as Gemini nearly pulled his trunks down! 1,2...and Rusty kicks out then moans at the ref. Rusty does not seem to have realised his posterior is still exposed and he kicks Gemini. Stomp to the head and another boot follows that.
Neal Steal-"Rusty! Rusty!"
David Saturn-"I hope he hears you...nobody wants to see Rusty's ass!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure the perv Maggia is enjoying it..."
David Saturn-"Oh for good grief! Enough!"
Rusty still not realising he is giving the crowd a half moon but Steal is trying to get his attention. The referee isn't reaching over to pull them up! Gemini pulling himself up on the edge of the apron and Rusty goes for a suplex back into the ring. An actual wrestling move attempt there. Gemini slips over the top and rolls Rusty up! 1,2...only!
David Saturn-"Gemini almost had Rusty there!"
Neal Steal-"That's the height of your career there Gemini...getting a 2 count on Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Gemini has and will accomplish more in this business than Rusty ever will!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's never had a day off in 34 years. Whether its rassling himself or training others his whole life is rasslin!"
Rusty pokes his fingers into Gemini's eyes AGAIN then moans at the ref. Rusty still hasn't pulled his tights fully up he is obviously totally immersed in this match and hasn't realised. Pushing and shoving going on between the ref and Rusty who is testing the refs limits here. Rusty then charges at Gemini and delivers a knee to the jaw.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Hopefully that will shut up this young punk!"
David Saturn-"Gemini has shown more sense and maturity than the much older Rusty ever has!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's the most respected rassler around...he's...."
David Saturn-"BY WHO? You think Royal respects him? Silvio probably only hired him because he needed a stooge!"
Gemini pulled all the way up, whip off the ropes and as Gemini rebounds Rusty locks on a sleeper. Gemini fighting it and the ref raises his arm and Gemini keeps it up. Gemini back to his feet, shoots Rusty off the ropes and both men collide head to head. Rusty is first to his feet as he is able to pull himself up by the ropes.
Neal Steal-"Rusty has the heart of a lion. You won't keep the legendary Rusty Axel down!"
David Saturn-"You know now that Rusty has made it to PPV shows he might finally be making some money..."
Neal Steal-"He lost his money due to goldigers. His wifes were no better than that whore who gave birth to Maggia!"
David Saturn-"If Rusty was to be classed as a legend wrestling would be in a sorry state. Some would say it is where certain companies are concerned!"
Rusty pulls Gemini up and rocks him with a right hand. Rusty looks up at the screen and quickly yanks his trunks fully up. Rusty looks pissed off that his ass was exposed without him noticing. Gemini absorbs another blow staying on his feet. Rusty with an actual takedown (rare wrestling move) but Gemini counters wrapping his leg over Rusty.
David Saturn-"My God an actual wrestling move from Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"Beautiful wasn't it? Now look at Gemini cheat!"
David Saturn-"Rusty getting a taste of his own medicine..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini's going to see some classic Rusty in a moment. May God have mercy on his soul!"
Referee notices a choke by Gemini there and breaks it up. Both men to their feet and Gemini with a backslide...1,2...no! Very close and Rusty with rights. Gemini charges off the ropes and as he leaps forwards both men falls backwards tumbling through the ropes. Rusty grabs another mic as he rises and nails Gemini in the forehead with it!
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA! Want to talk some trash now do you punk?"
David Saturn-"What words of "wisdom" will we be treated to now..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty showing some mercy on Gemini here. Nobody will think any less of you Gemini if you have had enough...I'm surprised he lasted this long!"
David Saturn-"Aside from you Steal I've never seen anyone more deluded than Rusty in my life! Who the hell does he think he is?"
"Now boi I'm gonna give ya a break here. You have the option to quit here right now I'm showing you a lil' mercy here!" Rusty places the mic to Gemini's lips as he pulls him to his feet. "GO TO HELL!" Rusty looks outraged and he nails Gemini with the mic again before rolling him back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"FOOL! There's the foolishness of youth right there! Who does Gemini think he is?"
David Saturn-"Gemini loud and clear with his response..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini will only have himself to blame! He's at the mercy of Rusty right now!"
David Saturn-"This isn't an I quit match but Rusty has taken such offence to Swift and Gemini expressing themselves in public. Saying what they think of Rusty in no uncertain terms..."
"You wanna talk trash to me you better quit right now before I hurt ya!" Rusty with a stomp then he heads to the top rope. This may not be the wisest idea it looks like Rusty is going to leap off and nail Gemini across the head with the mic. That is if Rusty has any agility to leap! Gemini suddenly charges as Rusty tries to keep his balance and delivers a shot to the gut! Gemini then slams Rusty to the mat!
David Saturn-"Rusty flat on his back...again! He's looking up at the ceiling again!"
Neal Steal-"That damn ring crew they clearly haven't tightened the ropes enough..."
David Saturn-"I think we know what Gemini has in mind here!"
Neal Steal-"How deluded is this guy? Rusty will never quit! What a fool Gemini is ha ha ha ha ha!"
Gemini nails Rusty in the head with the mic and applies the SHARPSHOOTER! Rusty immediately begins tapping and the bell rings! However Gemini isn't satisfied and refuses to release the hold! "That's not good enough! Say you quit you dumb old bastard!" Rusty moans in pain then he yells out "YES...YES...I QUIT!" Gemini releases the hold and gets to his feet grinning as Rusty has been utterly humiliated!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: GEMINI
David Saturn-"WHO'S THE FOOL NOW? HA HA HA!"
Neal Steal-"I didn't hear Rusty say anything why did that referee ring the bell?"
David Saturn-"Stop denying it you know what Rusty just said!"
Neal Steal-"Now what are you doing? Put the legend down!"
David Saturn-"...and Gemini does exactly that!"
Gemini for good measure then pulls Rusty up and makes him FEEL THE BURN!!! The crowd are on their feet cheering as Gemini climbs the turnbuckle and poses in celebration.
David Saturn-"Has Rusty got a fetish for looking stupid? Gemini teaching Rusty a lesson here!"
Neal Steal-"It sounded like a recording...Gemini must have paid someone off to do a voice impression and have it played over the speakers!"
David Saturn-"Did he pay someone to make Rusty tap as well? How stupid you really do sound!" The crowd are rabid and coming up in just a few moments this place will truly be rocking!"
LIVE!
FROM US AIRWAYS CENTER, PHOENIX, ARIZONA
COMMENTATORS
AND
A big black stretch limo pulls up to the Arena. The engine stays running and the passenger door opens up. A man about six foot eight gets out of the Limo. The camera gets a small peak inside and there are two other men in the limo but the door closes too quickly to get a glimpse of their faces. The big man enters the building and the scene changes.
David Saturn: I wonder who that guy is? Did you get a look at the other two men seated in the limo? The camera was off center and the door slammed rather quickly.
Neal Steal: Ya i know who that guy is.....that's hulk!
David Saturn: HULK......? HULK WHO? YOUR NOT REFERRING TO HOGAN ARE YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HOGAN IS AND THAT WAS NOT HIM BUT HE HAS A CLOSE RESEMBLANCE.
Neal Steal: That is another Hulk.....one just as famous as Hogan if not more....trust me i know this guy.....personally.
David Saturn: WELL IF YOU KNOW HIM SO WELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING HERE AT THUNDERSTORM? HAS HE SIGNED WITH AWR PERHAPS? IS HE EVEN A WRESTLER FOR THAT MATTER?
Neal Steal: I know what hes doing here but I'm not telling you Saturn you will just have to wait and see like the rest of these jackass fans. Wait a moment he's coming out here now..."
Music plays and Hulk comes out to the ring. The fans aren't sure how to react so they stay at a mumble and wait to hear what hulk has to say. After he has entered the ring he is handed a Mic. He raises it and begins speaking.
Hulk Cruz: The first thing I would like is for you stupid back woods hicks to do is shut the hell up because I need to address some issues.
The fans boo Hulk but he ignores them and continues to talk.
Hulk Cruz: First off my name is Hulk Cruz but I am sure even a bunch of brain dead dumb asses such as yourselves already know who I am.
The fans start an asshole chant but Hulk ignores them and keeps talking.
Hulk Cruz: You're calling me an asshole. I think your referring to that joke Jay Swift or maybe that baboon Gemini or maybe Fa Sho or that idiot Rch3. Those guys would be the real assholes in this place. You know me and my friends have had our eyes on this place for a long time and now......right now......is the perfect time to invade and help ourselves. I looked at the champions here and what a bunch of losers. Gemini is the crash champion. As far as the AWR Champion goes what a goddamn joke that guy is. I see there are lots of people here that need too be taught a lesson. Guys like Rattlesnake....Playboy Pete......Hell.....yes I said Hell......but before we waste our time on trash like that we are going to strike down trash like Swift....Rch3.....Gemini and others.......You guys have been running your big mouths and flying high lately but you're going to get shot down sooner then you think because the war machines are now on the scene and AWR is now on notice that a full scale war is about to erupt and there isn't one damn thing that you pansy little bastards can do about it. AWR superstars you have just been served notice and its the only warning your going to get!
Hulk tosses down the Mic and leaves to a booing arena.
David Saturn-"How to win friends and influence people..."
Neal Steal-"Oh I'm sure he has friends..."
David Saturn-"Well most people have some I guess. Except you..."
Neal Steal-"Are you going to run down the card sometime this evening?"
David Saturn-"Considering this is a PPV Steal most people probably know the card! Since Hulk Cruz has taken unexpected time out of the show lets get to our opening match..."
VS
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Carr and Slop not new to each other..."
David Saturn-"Remember when Slick beat Carr blindfolded. I'm sure Carr has not forgotten..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Slop has forgotten most of the time he can't remember what day it is..."
David Saturn-"Slick's plane delayed hence why we did not hear anything from him on awr.com before the show. I guarantee he won't be using that as an excuse as Carr probably would..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"When Slop heard this was a dry state he was worried booze was banned..."
David Saturn-Slick and Carr such a contrast in recent form. Slick has been unbeaten since AWR reopened but Carr has lost all his matches.
Neal Steal-"That is irrelevant and you have not pointed out the tough circumstances and bad luck Carr has endured..."
David Saturn-"He's had tough opponents and made up a ton of excuses whether its claimed illnesses or other distractions. Now its time for him to rise to the occasion."
The competitors circle before locking up. Quick arm drag takedown from Slick and Carr looks frustrated. The men lock up again and Carr goes behind, but Slick reverses, only to be taken down by a Carr arm drag. The crowd is all over Carr here, clearly behind Slick. Mocking taunt from Carr towards the fans while Slick gets back to his feet.
Neal Steal-"These fans have been abusing Carr from the start yet you will blame him for that taunt..."
David Saturn-"Its Carr's own fault he has a bad relationship with the AWR fans. He needs to focus on the match..."
Neal Steal-"Yet Slop was too late for interviews..."
David Saturn-"I told you it was a timing issue..."
Kick to the gut by Carr then he twists Slick's arm and lays into it with clubbing blows to the shoulder. Carr continues the attack on the arm, but Slick grabs the top rope and uses it to backflip out of the hold, only to be met immediately with a boot to the gut. Side headlock by Carr, but Slick escapes by launching him off the ropes. Carr however, takes Slick down with a shoulder block on the rebound.
David Saturn-"Slick just needs to keep doing what he has been doing. He's been extremely consistent in his AWR career. I wouldn't say Carr has been a loser but he's lost more than he's won I believe..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is probably in his comfort zone and Robert is about to snap him out of it!"
David Saturn-"Slick generally the most popular man in the building everywhere we go but this is of course Jay Swift's hometown..."
Neal Steal-"Since you pointed out its a PPV the viewers probably know that!"
David Saturn-"They know the card but that may have slipped under the radar for a few..."
Carr off the ropes, but Slick ducks under him, then leaps over him on the rebound, ducks a clothesline and hits a unique looking arm drag. Slick plays to the crowd as Carr recovers in the corner. Slick lays into Carr with forearms to the jaw, but Carr quickly puts a stop to that with a knee to the gut. Carr then locks in a bearhug type move from behind, but Slick quickly elbows his way out of it.
Neal Steal-"Typical Slop with elbows there...Carr's smooth technical style against Slop's simplistic brawling offence..."
David Saturn-"Stop making up lies like Silvio has. He's an excellent technician and Carr is a very solid athlete..."
Neal Steal-"He shouldn't need to elbow Robert then..."
David Saturn-"He's probably watched the "legendary" Rusty and copied one of his smooth, technical moves..."
Slick off the ropes, but Carr hooks him from behind. Slick is able to keep his momentum and tosses Carr through the ropes. Slick with a a baseball slide, into a head scissors, sending Carr flying. Slick gets the crowd pumped up, then tosses Carr back into the ring. Slick then heads up to the top rope and flies off, but Carr plants him with a dropkick on the way down!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its Rob Carr! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Tremendous elevation on that dropkick and Carr was so quick and focused there..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly because he isn't ill and there's no lunatics threatening to come out..."
David Saturn-"Carr with kicks to the gut how about pointing out how "untechnical" that is..."
Slick staggers to his feet, holding his sternum and Carr lays into him with kicks to the gut. Carr has Slick backed into the corner now and he assaults him with rights and lefts to the midsection. Whip by Carr now and he sends Slick face first into the mat with a flapjack. Cover...1…2…kickout. Abdominal stretch to Slick in the middle of the ring, continuing to work on the midsection.
Neal Steal-Now Slop should submit here being in the centre of the ring..."
David Saturn-"That's a weardown hold...Slick managing to fight close to the ropes..."
Neal Steal-"Now Carr is really strecthing the drunk.."
David Saturn-"With the aid of those ropes..."
Carr uses the ropes for extra leverage, really stretching Slick out. The ref finally notices it and makes Carr let go of the ropes. Meanwhile, Slick fights back with elbows to the ribs of Carr who tries a pump handle slam, but Slick is able to twist and turn it into a crossbody. Into the cover, 1…Carr quickly escapes. Kick to the gut by Carr and he is back in control, not letting Slick get anything going.
David Saturn-"Carr kept going on about how Slick is friends with Gemini and Carr. Well they aren't friends but there's respect there I'm sure. We did see Slick and Swift team..."
Neal Steal-"Yes they beat the Harris Brothers...WOW!"
David Saturn-"Well they beat what was in front of them and looked good doing it..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Gemini and Swift are busy preparing for their matches so they don't come down and cheat for Slop."
David Saturn-"...and you base that on Carr's baseless comments. I believe he called Slick a drunk as well...most original."
Carr lays in rights to the midsection then tries to whip Slick off the ropes. Slick is able to hook the top rope. This doesn’t deter Carr’s attack though, as he begins to lay into Slick with uppercuts. Slick falls to the mat, where Carr chokes him with his boot. Carr brings Slick to his feet and this time is able to whip him. He goes for another flapjack, but Slick lands on his feet.
David Saturn-"Very agile wrestler Slick is..."
Neal Steal-"Well he's learnt to maintain good balance from the level of booze tolerance he has."
David Saturn-"There's no relevance between his drinking and what he can do in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Carr's recent remarks have been aimed at Maggia. I'm sure he knows Rusty and Mr Megala have always been admirers..."
Slick ducks and clothesline and takes Carr down with a dropkick to the knee. Both men slow to get up and whoever gains control here will be in the driver’s seat. Slick launches off the ropes but runs right into a knee to the gut. Carr limping a bit here trying to shake the leg out. Stomps now by Carr and he pulls Slick to his feet.
David Saturn-"That will knock the wind out of Slick!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he's used to being thrown into hard objects in all his bar fights..."
David Saturn-"Well Slick does not start fights in bars usually some idiot challenges him and pays for it!"
Neal Steal-"Considering his popularity with these idiots he certainly gets challenged in bars enough..."
Carr brings Slick up in powerbomb position then drives Slick gut first into the turnbuckle. Nasty move there. Slick is perched on the tunbuckle turnbuckle and Carr delivers a dropkick to the back. Carr taunts the crowd drawing loud boos. Cover by Carr, driving his forearm in Slick’s face in the process. 1…2…Slick gets a shoulder up.
Neal Steal-"Only a matter of time...stay focused Robert!"
David Saturn"Focus can not be emphasised enough where Carr is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly what I just pointed out..."
David Saturn-"Carr has not exactly been humiliated in his matches he just hasn't shown the killer instinct..."
Carr pulls Slick to his feet and takes him down with a snapnare transitioning right into a chinlock. Slick fights to his knees, then eventually to his feet. Elbows to the gut and Slick escapes, runs off the ropes but goes right into a powerslam. However, he is able to roll through into a pinning predicament! Carr’s shoulders are down, 1…2…3....NO! Carr just manages to escape before 3.
Neal Steal-"AH! HA HA! These idiots thought it was over there..."
David Saturn-"So did you with that stupid AH shriek..."
Neal Steal-"That's right Carr kick him in the beer gut..."
David Saturn-"Slick is in tremendous cardiovascular shape..."
Neal Steal-"Now don't use big words like that Saturn the fans at home are not intelligent enough to understand..."
Carr quick to his feet and he kicks Slick in the gut then tosses him sternum first into the turnbuckle. As Slick stumbles out, Carr hits a forearm shot to the back. Carr then sits Slick on the top rope and it looks like he wants a back suplex from the top. Slick is fighting it off with elbows and Carr tumbles to the mat. Carr to his feet and Slick plants him with a picture perfect moonsault!
David Saturn-"No flight delay there!"
Neal Steal-".......yahoo! Carr escapes again..."
David Saturn-"Carr certainly showing resilience and determination..."
Neal Steal-"Which is why these idiots have booed him they have nothing in common!"
Into the cover, 1…2…kickout! Slick brings Carr to his feet and whips him off the ropes, but Carr hooks the ropes and halts his momentum. Slick charges in but Carr cowardly pulls the ref in front of him. The ref is knocked down and Slick hits the DOC-TORE DRIVER! However the ref is still down and the camera pans to the stage where we see HULK CRUZ.
David Saturn-"The ref is down...this one should be over! Terrible break for Slick here...and wait there is Hulk again."
Neal Steal-"...and he's brought some of his friends!"
David Saturn-"Oh now come on! This is a damn mugging here!"
Neal Steal-"Come on give Slick the beating he deserves!"
Cruz watches as three masked men come running to the ring! The crowd boo as they attack Slick who tries to fight them off. However the numbers game is against Slick and he can't absorb the pounding for long. All three men pull Slick up and deliver a TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! The masked men follow Cruz up the ramp to a chorus of boos.
Carr manages to crawl across and places an arm over Slick. The ref is back up...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
David Saturn-"Damn it! Slick has just been screwed!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Slop wishes his plane had been delayed longer now ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"I wonder if Carr had anything to do with this attack."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Carr would have kicked out of that thing Slick did anyway...there's no basis whatsoever for your comments."
David Saturn-"Well whether Carr had anything to do with it or not he has been given a big assist here...there's Maggia..."
The scene opens backstage with Maggia entering his office. As he enters he spots a large package on the table. Maggia walks over and begins unwrapping the package. As he walks inside he pulls out a big leather whip. Maggia looks bemused then pulls out what appears to be a giant dildo. Maggia has a look of disgust on his face...
Neal Steal-"HA HA! Caught in the act! Looks like Maggia got his perverted package ready for sneaking into the showers later...this proves Mr Megala was right!"
David Saturn-"I'm pretty sure by the look on Maggia's face he has no idea what the hell this is...well I think he knows what it is but not why its been left for him! Maybe someone's idea of a tasteless joke...oh wait just a minute..."
Perhaps Steal and Silvio are right after all...or maybe not as Naughty Ned enters the room.
Roberto Maggia-"Not now I have a busy night ahead of me..."
Naughty Ned-"Well I'm sure you work hard Robbie but do you play hard?"
Maggia ignores the question but uncomfortably shifts sideways as Ned approaches. Ned reaches into the box and pulls out what appears to be a vibrator...
Naughty Ned-"I brought a few toys here with me Robbie. I was wondering what kind of toys do you like to play with Robbie..."
Maggia looks like he would rather be anywhere else...
Naughty Ned-"Look what I have here..."
Maggia rolls his eyes as Ned pulls out a thong...
Naughty Ned-"Maybe we can play a little dressup...your buttocks Robbie they look so nice and firm...I've seen you checking my ass out baby..."
Maggia again uncomfortably shifts away from Ned who stares at Maggia eyes full of lust...
Naughty Ned-"From what I heard hunky Sil say you and me we aren't too far apart. I like a little bondage as well you know Robbie. Maybe you can even teach me a few more things if we get together baby...I have no limits Robbie...have you ever experienced real orgasmic pleasures?"
Ned is breathing heavily now almost salivating as Maggia looks completely terrified...and he's never been called a coward! After a moment however Maggia regains his professional composure...well as professional as you can be dealing with an employee like Ned.
Roberto Maggia-"You like something big and pinkish slipping into you right?"
Ned nods not diverting "her" lustful gaze...
Roberto Maggia-"Well you know what you will be getting if you don't get the hell out of my office? A pink slip! Now run along...haven't you been sexually harassing Pete recently anyway? Leave the poor bastard alone for Christ sake! He's been too scared to come to work!"
Naughty Ned-"Petey boy might look big but lets see if he's truly big enough to satisfy Naughty Ned! If not...well maybe I'll be seeing you around again Robbie sweetie pie..."
Ned pauses to gyrate as "she" makes her way out. Maggia rolls his eyes in irritation evidently pleased that Ned still has "her" sights set on Pete...for now!
David Saturn-"Well you can see right there why Pete has been calling in "sick" recently!"
Neal Steal-"I think even someone like Ned will stay away once he sees just how perverted the voyeur Maggia truly is..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP STEAL! Now lets take a look at some AWR merchandise..."
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VS
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"A grudge match here between Red Randal and Tracy Adkins. The reason? Tracy has never forgiven Randal for saving him from being blinded...yes you heard that right..."
Neal Steal-"Randal was out of touch with what Tracy wanted in a follower..."
David Saturn-"Randal's never been classed as a saint but he's a human being and wasn't going to watch Tracy get blinded. What thanks does he get...the hell beaten out of him!"
Neal Steal-"Randal's the coward who threw Tracy off the stage..."
David Saturn-"Yes lets just ignore the fact Randal has been assaulted by both Adkins and Carr earlier that night..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at some of these idiots cheering for Randal. He's never even liked the fans!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe its the start of a new relationship..."
Neal Steal-"Randal's never had a relationship. Tracy treated him like family and look at the thanks he got..."
David Saturn-"Adkins treated Randal like complete crap!"
Randal has never been the most popular wrestler but it seems the crowd are behind him here. Of course most people will be the favourite against Adkins. Of course Tracy is not really concerned about the crowd one way or the other. Adkins makes a move towards Randal and they stare each other down. Lockup and a quick break.
Neal Steal-"No contest when it comes to brains..."
David Saturn-"Tracy may be a poet of the macabre but that does not mean he's intellectual. He's probably more intelligent than Randal which in all due respect to Randal most people are..."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised you're not sucking up to Randal now he's getting a few cheers..."
David Saturn-"That's rich and nobody is chanting lets go mastermind at Randal are they?"
Another lockup and Adkins surprises Randal with a leverage move sending him through the ropes and to the outside. Randal knows Adkins better than most and wouldn't have been expecting that. Randal lands on his feet and kicks a chair in frustration maybe letting temper get the better of him. Randal back into the ring and both men try to work on the arm of the other.
David Saturn-"A smooth, technical contest this will not be!"
Neal Steal"Well not everyone can live up to the likes of Royal...or Rusty..."
David Saturn-" think Royal would be insulted at Rusty being mentioned in same breath..."
Neal Steal-"Why? They are close, personal friends..."
Another reversal with Adkins taking the arm but Adkins reverses again after a blow to the head. Good elbow by Adkins catching Randal right on the jaw. That was a good shot though not exactly full of finesse. Side headlock and Randal shoves him into the ropes. Adkins charges, ducks a clothesline and rebounds again. This time he avoids Randal by sliding underneath the legs.
David Saturn-"Randal not exactly doing anything to try and hide the fact his knee may be injured..."
Neal Steal-"Well thats down to the physical effects..."
David Saturn-"Maybe so but Randal might as well have painted a bullseye on it..."
Neal Steal"Tracy painted the bullseye on it..."
Adkins takes out Randal's knee and Randal lands awkwardly and yells out in pain. Randal right back up but showing evident frustration staggering into the corner. Hard right hand by Randal surprising Adkins as he approaches but the smaller man comes back with a flurry of punches. Randal responds whipping Adkins into the corner but Adkins leaps out of the way.
David Saturn-"Evidently Adkins the quicker of the two men..."
Neal Steal-"I think Randal's letting himself go a bit..."
David Saturn-"At around 300 pounds you need to keep your weight closely monitored and I don't believe Randal's in bad shape..."
Neal Steal-"Hygiene not up to much though..."
Dropkick to Randal's knee as he spins round then Adkins takes the arm. It looks like the knee is troubling Randal. Hard right by Randal breaks that up and Adkins whipped off the ropes. Adkins quicker than Randal however again taking out the knee. Adkins follows up with an elbowdrop. Adkins locks on a kneebar trying to hyperextend the knee.
David Saturn-"Randal better try and turn over here he's not doing a great job defending that knee..."
Neal Steal-"Probably because he wants to keep Tracy focused on one part so he does not go after the other one as well..."
David Saturn-"Tracy seems only focused on pain whether its giving or receiving. The man busted himself open earlier this week the mans a lunatic..."
Neal Steal-"That's true but Randal should not have agreed to follow his orders if he wouldn't carry them out..."
Randal not defending himself too well here seems happy to go blow for blow. Then again he's never really been great when it at self defence. We only have to be reminded of the times a chair has been sent flying back into his face after he raised it. Adkins keeps the kneebar on but Randal makes the ropes. Randal will probably have one strategy here...
David Saturn-"Match isn't no DQ probably the only reason the action has stayed in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Poor Mr Royal being reduced to hardcore wrestling later tonight..."
David Saturn-"Considering what he did to the hardcore title perhaps that is exactly what he deserves!"
Neal Steal-"Its cheating the fans not letting Mr Royal do what he does best and that is pure wrestling!"
David Saturn-"Yes you are renowned for your utmost concern for the fans aren't you?"
Its likely to involve a punch, elbow or power move of some variation. Adkins pulls Randal away from the ropes immediately trying to apply the hold again. Randal manages to catch Adkins with an elbow and rise to his feet. Randal backs Adkins into the ropes then whips him to the opposite side. Adkins ducks a clothesline but as he rebounds Randal catches him.
David Saturn-"That's what Randal needs to do...keep it simple."
Neal Steal-"Exactly since simple describes his intellect..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about his skills in the ring. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to get the job done but Randal's probably never going to be Lou Thesz is he?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty made Randal and the other talent he trained read the Thesz autobiography. One of the best reviewed books in the history of rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Mention Rusty's name and all of a sudden...its rasslin!"
Backbreaker and Randal keeps the offence simple following that up with a scoopslam. Randal takes a short breather and clutches his knee. Randal with another backbreaker and first cover attempt...Adkins fast to kick out. Hard shot to the back and Adkins sent to the corner. Randal charges in driving his head into the ribs of Adkins.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha look at Randal looking so proud of himself. That will not bother Adkins..."
David Saturn-"Tracy is not immune to losing breath or mobilisation...there's reasons why he's been pinned before..."
Neal Steal-"Randal hearing cheers for the first time in his life..."
David Saturn-"Maybe it will help elevate him to great heights..."
The crowd cheer and Randal seems to enjoy having the fans on his side for once. Stomps to the back and Randal whips Adkins off the ropes again. Adkins runs into a bearhug and Randal keeps it applied as Adkins tries to fight it. Adkins will not submit (obvious considering why the match was made in the first place) but the referee will stop this Randal squeezes the life out of him.
Neal Steal-"Randal's probably stupid enough to believe Tracy will submit..."
David Saturn-"Randal knows Tracy wouldn't submit if he ran him over with a truck! Randal needs to crush the air out of Tracy to stand a chance!"
Neal Steal-Randal will be the one crushed here...which is what he deserves..."
David Saturn-"Maybe Tracy should only recruit people like himself. Empty shells of humanity..."
Adkins tries to reach the ropes but is close to the centre. Randal won't let Adkins get there easily and Adkins needs to make a quick move here. Instead Randal breaks the hold with a shot to the ribs. Not sure how clever that was as Adkins was clearly nowhere near escaping at that point. Adkins takes advantage with a thumb to the eye.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Tracy might try and blind Randal here! Wouldn't that be karma."
David Saturn-"Yes Randal deserves to be blinded for saving Tracy from blindness. Do you realise how MORONIC you sound?"
Neal Steal-"I'm just saying Randal brought it on himself..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure Randal regrets the day he ever agreed to associate with Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"Yes but I heard it was at night..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Maybe Randal's knee is still troubling him and he was struggling to maintain balance. Randal whipped off the ropes but ducks a clothesline. Randal spins round and Adkins goes for a slam but collapses under the weight. Randal isn't gigantic but he certainly has a weight advantage over Adkins. Two count and Randal goes back to the bearhug.
Neal Steal-"It didn't work before and it won't work now!"
David Saturn-"Adkins once threatened to set Randal on fire for not following his order to compete in an inferno match. Maybe the mistake Randal made was not letting Adkins be blinded...perhaps that is what Tracy deserved..."
Neal Steal-"Randal caused Tracy worse pain causing him to lose to Hell...he really stuck the knife in as deep as it can go..."
David Saturn-"Randal needs to stay on his feet...if Adkins gets him on the mat then this one will probably be over not that Adkins is a great mat wrestler by any stretch..."
Randal struggling to stay upright worried that his knee could collapse from under him. Adkins keeps his arm up at the 2nd attempt. Waiting until third raise could have bought more time. Still Adkins isn't exactly conventional. Adkins driven to his knees and Randal tries to hold the shoulders down and gets a two count.
David Saturn-"What is Tracy trying to accomplish? Why would anyone agree to follow him in the first place. The guy only wants pain what is the motivation for his followers?"
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy will not stand in the way of his followers winning titles and earning money..."
David Saturn-"Tracy does not care what his followers do as long as they serve him like sheep. Randal might not have much of a mind but he's no sheep..."
Neal Steal-"No he's a lamb on his way to being slaughtered!"
Not sure if Randal was going for the cover there a better wrestler technically may have made more of that. Adkins to his feet as Randal keeps the hold on. Adkins breaks the hold with a shot to the face then reverses a whip into the ropes. Adkins drops down, Randal rebounds again knocking Adkins down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Another 2 count..."
Neal Steal-"As if he's going to beat Adkins with a shoulder charge. Adkins laughed at the idea of being hit with a chair so a shoulder charge will not bother him..."
David Saturn-"Adkins not had the best record since the AWR reopened either just like Carr..."
Neal Steal-"Carr won tonight incase you forgot. As for Randal he has lost his matches since the place reopened...but this isn't really about wins and losses. Its about betrayal of trust!"
Cover...1,2...and Adkins gets his shoulder up. Randal backs Adkins into the corner then sends him to the opposite corner. Randal follows up slower than usual (due to his knee) and is caught with an elbow. Kicks now by Adkins sending Randal backing into the opposite corner. Whip back to the opposite corner again and Adkins connects with a clothesline as Randal charges out.
David Saturn-"Randal charging like bull seeing red he needs to be more composed and methodical..."
Neal Steal-"You keep saying he's limited and should stick to simple stuff."
David Saturn-"Exactly and not reckless charges like that..."
Neal Steal-"Considering Rusty trained him and he's still average at best I guess there's only so much you can do..."
David Saturn-"Yes I guess he needed a better trainer..."
Right hand by Adkins, whip off the ropes. kick to the ribs and a vicious boot to the face! Randal did well to stay on his feet after that shot! Randal staggers into the corner and Adkins pounds away with the 10 punch. Randal is still able to reverse a whip to the opposite corner. Adkins leaps but that might have been a big mistake as Randal catches him in his arms!
Randal delivers a big SIDEWALK SLAM...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"Randal getting some retribution and any sane person will agree he deserves it!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Randal celebrate like he won the World title. Randal genuinely believes he's gained the moral victory here..."
David Saturn-"That's exactly what he's done..."
Neal Steal-"He better get away look at that look on tracy's face..."
As Randal celebrates his win he has probably stayed in the ring a little too long. You don't want to be around a maniac like Adkins too long as he gets to his feet. Randal has his back turned and Adkins with a chopblock to the back of the knee. Randal tumbles to the mat and Adkins viciously stomps on the knee. Adkins elbowdrops Randal's knee as he stretches his leg.
David Saturn-"Now this is uncalled for! Randal beat you fair and square Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Well this isn't about tonight this is about Adkins being screwed by Randal last year...."
David Saturn-"Adkins would have been well and truly screwed if Randal hadn't thrown that towel in!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Listen to Randal moan in pain."
Randal moaning in pain as Adkins places Randal's knee in the ropes. Randal's leg has been tied up and Adkins delivers more stomps. Adkins goes to the outside and to add insult to injury picks up a chair. Randal's favourite choice of weapon but the steel won't do him any favours here! Adkins delivers a vicious swinging chair shot as he stands next to the apron.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! How appropriate! Looks like you have fallen on your own sword Randal!"
David Saturn-"Get some refs out here!"
Neal Steal-"Its not like they have a tough night since one match has been taken over by that egomaniac Maggia...the perv!"
David Saturn-"What's Maggia got to do with this. Adkins is trying to cripple Randal here!"
Adkins back into the ring and he releases Randal's knee from the ropes. He certainly isn't doing this to show mercy as he drives the hard edge of the chair down into the knee. Adkins then places the chair over Randal's knee and heads to the top rope. Tracy leaps off bringing his whole foot down over the knee! Randal screams in agony as Adkins has a sick grin on his face.
Randal is rolling on the mat clutching his knee as referees come out and force Adkins from the ring. Randal looks like he has been seriously injured here as he may have won the battle but not the war...
David Saturn-"Completely uncalled for! What is Randal supposed to do now? He's going to be gone for a while after this assault!"
Neal Steal-"That is if Adkins hasn't ended his career. I think Adkins could have taken out those refs he just chose to show Randal a little mercy. Something Randal did not do for Tracy..."
David Saturn-"By your warped, twisted logic...well Adkins has certainly made his mark here! Lets go to a runthrough of some live events...Rusty v Gemini will be up next!"
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VS
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! These Arizona fans are about to be treated to a look at rasslins illustrious past right here...get on you feet and bow down to a legend of the game!"
David Saturn-"I think some are quickly trying to get some popcorn before Gemini comes out..."
Neal Steal-"Is Gemini still here? Is he really going to go through with this?"
David Saturn-"Of course he's still here you fool!"
From Miami, Florida......GEMINI!!!
Neal Steal-Look at Gemini thinks he's something special with his movie star looks. Rusty is simply professional rasslin and proud of it! Eusty is all about giving the fans what they want..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is a leech and somebody who has stayed in the business for longer than his talents have allowed. At least most people who outstay their welcome were tremendous talents at one time!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is all about talent whether its doing it for himself or helping others. Gemini might look confident and sure of himself but you know what he's doing right now Saturn? I don't want to be crass but...he's shitting his pants!"
David Saturn-"OH COME ON!"
As Rusty enters the ring he recklessly charges almost knocking the referee down in the process. Solid right hands by Rusty but it isn't long until Gemini starts hitting back. Rusty counters with a beautiful technical move...a thumb to the eye followed by a clothesline. Rusty pounds on Gemini but moments later it is the other way round as Gemini reverses the situation!
David Saturn-"Gemini maybe going to pound some sense into Rusty here!"
Neal Steal-"Look at these idiots cheering! Show some respect this is rasslin royalty you are witnessing here!"
David Saturn-"Rusty may have travelled around for 34 years but I guarantee Gemini is 50 times the talent he will ever be!"
Neal Steal-"You need to sell the recipe for those drugs you're on Saturn you would make a fortune out of those who can't handle reality!"
Gemini begins ramming Rusty's head into the mat much to the enjoyment of the crowd. Rusty manages to slip to the outside. Gemini follows immediately and delivers a big boot! Rusty staggers and Gemini rams his head into the announce table. Gemini tells Steal to "shut the hell up" annoyed by Steal yelling at him. Steal flinches in terror retreating back into his seat.
Neal Steal-"How dare you do that...how dare...ahhhhhhhhhh!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha Gemini sending a loud and clear message to Steal!"
Neal Steal-"How dare he threaten an announcer! That never happened back in Rusty's day!"
David Saturn-"Because no announcer was a complete jackass that's why!"
Rusty almost knocked down but he quickly grabs a mic and nails Gemini with it. Right hand by Rusty then he starts talking trash on the mic as he stated he might. "You wanna speak without my permission then boi? Wanna talk a little trash now do ya? He he he he he!" Rusty then nails Gemini with the mic again and the ref does nothing probably afraid since Rusty is head of talent relations.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Rusty doing what he promised! Rusty might even call his own commentary as he delivers this ass whupping!"
David Saturn-"The referee being a little lenient probably due to Rusty's abuse of power...of course the whole company is one big power struggle."
Neal Steal-Well there's going to be no struggle here Gemini should have selected darker pants because we might be seeing signs of an accident soon...
David Saturn-"Would you stop!"
Rusty rolls Gemini back into the ring taking the mic with him. Rusty whips Gemini with one arm still holding the mic. Gemini rebounds and nails Rusty with a crushing clothesline! Fistdrop by Gemini and he plays to the crowd. Gemini plays to the crowd a little more as Rusty seems to be asking for mercy. Gemini shows none ramming Rusty face first into the mat.
David Saturn-"Rusty begging off there? Admit it Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is a tremendous actor and knows Gemini is stupid enough to fall for that ruse..."
David Saturn-"Gemini is an intelligent man the likes of Royal and Silvio would even admit that..."
Neal Steal-"He might be reasonably intelligent but Rusty is from the old school! He's going to teach Gemini a lesson he's never been taught before!"
Gemini drops a knee on Rusty's forehead. Gemini goes to pull Rusty up but Rusty manages to poke him in the eye. Does Rusty actually have a plan B which does not involve poking people in the eye? Well plan B is probably an eyerake instead. That will slow anyone down but Rusty is a little slow following up having felt the effects of that powerful clothesline moments ago.
Neal Steal-"Rusty adds some class to what has been a disgraced business. Look at people like Ric Flair drunk in public giving old rasslers a bad name..."
David Saturn-"Rusty couldn't hold Flair's jock!"
Neal Steal-"You say that just as he knocks Gemini flat on his back!"
David Saturn-"Big deal! He got some offence in against Swift but ultimately had his ass kicked!"
Rusty charges connecting with a solid right. Rusty picks up the mic again and jabs him in the throat. Rusty then turns to the crowd and begins talking trash. "How do you like this then...your boi is getting his ass whupped!" Rusty turns round and Gemini gets in a shot to the gut. Right hand by Gemini but Rusty again pokes him in the eye to a chorus of boos.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty is hitting hard!"
David Saturn-"I'm begging for Rusty to come up with some new offence. He's like a comedian telling the same tired joke every night!"
Neal Steal-"You know what's comedic! Gemini getting the piss beaten out of him!"
David Saturn-"Put the magic mushrooms away Steal...you should be the one selling drugs!"
Rusty whips Gemini off the ropes, rebound and Gemini goes for a sunset flip Horrifically we get a shot of Rusty's ass in the process as Gemini nearly pulled his trunks down! 1,2...and Rusty kicks out then moans at the ref. Rusty does not seem to have realised his posterior is still exposed and he kicks Gemini. Stomp to the head and another boot follows that.
Neal Steal-"Rusty! Rusty!"
David Saturn-"I hope he hears you...nobody wants to see Rusty's ass!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure the perv Maggia is enjoying it..."
David Saturn-"Oh for good grief! Enough!"
Rusty still not realising he is giving the crowd a half moon but Steal is trying to get his attention. The referee isn't reaching over to pull them up! Gemini pulling himself up on the edge of the apron and Rusty goes for a suplex back into the ring. An actual wrestling move attempt there. Gemini slips over the top and rolls Rusty up! 1,2...only!
David Saturn-"Gemini almost had Rusty there!"
Neal Steal-"That's the height of your career there Gemini...getting a 2 count on Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Gemini has and will accomplish more in this business than Rusty ever will!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's never had a day off in 34 years. Whether its rassling himself or training others his whole life is rasslin!"
Rusty pokes his fingers into Gemini's eyes AGAIN then moans at the ref. Rusty still hasn't pulled his tights fully up he is obviously totally immersed in this match and hasn't realised. Pushing and shoving going on between the ref and Rusty who is testing the refs limits here. Rusty then charges at Gemini and delivers a knee to the jaw.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Hopefully that will shut up this young punk!"
David Saturn-"Gemini has shown more sense and maturity than the much older Rusty ever has!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's the most respected rassler around...he's...."
David Saturn-"BY WHO? You think Royal respects him? Silvio probably only hired him because he needed a stooge!"
Gemini pulled all the way up, whip off the ropes and as Gemini rebounds Rusty locks on a sleeper. Gemini fighting it and the ref raises his arm and Gemini keeps it up. Gemini back to his feet, shoots Rusty off the ropes and both men collide head to head. Rusty is first to his feet as he is able to pull himself up by the ropes.
Neal Steal-"Rusty has the heart of a lion. You won't keep the legendary Rusty Axel down!"
David Saturn-"You know now that Rusty has made it to PPV shows he might finally be making some money..."
Neal Steal-"He lost his money due to goldigers. His wifes were no better than that whore who gave birth to Maggia!"
David Saturn-"If Rusty was to be classed as a legend wrestling would be in a sorry state. Some would say it is where certain companies are concerned!"
Rusty pulls Gemini up and rocks him with a right hand. Rusty looks up at the screen and quickly yanks his trunks fully up. Rusty looks pissed off that his ass was exposed without him noticing. Gemini absorbs another blow staying on his feet. Rusty with an actual takedown (rare wrestling move) but Gemini counters wrapping his leg over Rusty.
David Saturn-"My God an actual wrestling move from Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"Beautiful wasn't it? Now look at Gemini cheat!"
David Saturn-"Rusty getting a taste of his own medicine..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini's going to see some classic Rusty in a moment. May God have mercy on his soul!"
Referee notices a choke by Gemini there and breaks it up. Both men to their feet and Gemini with a backslide...1,2...no! Very close and Rusty with rights. Gemini charges off the ropes and as he leaps forwards both men falls backwards tumbling through the ropes. Rusty grabs another mic as he rises and nails Gemini in the forehead with it!
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA! Want to talk some trash now do you punk?"
David Saturn-"What words of "wisdom" will we be treated to now..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty showing some mercy on Gemini here. Nobody will think any less of you Gemini if you have had enough...I'm surprised he lasted this long!"
David Saturn-"Aside from you Steal I've never seen anyone more deluded than Rusty in my life! Who the hell does he think he is?"
"Now boi I'm gonna give ya a break here. You have the option to quit here right now I'm showing you a lil' mercy here!" Rusty places the mic to Gemini's lips as he pulls him to his feet. "GO TO HELL!" Rusty looks outraged and he nails Gemini with the mic again before rolling him back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"FOOL! There's the foolishness of youth right there! Who does Gemini think he is?"
David Saturn-"Gemini loud and clear with his response..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini will only have himself to blame! He's at the mercy of Rusty right now!"
David Saturn-"This isn't an I quit match but Rusty has taken such offence to Swift and Gemini expressing themselves in public. Saying what they think of Rusty in no uncertain terms..."
"You wanna talk trash to me you better quit right now before I hurt ya!" Rusty with a stomp then he heads to the top rope. This may not be the wisest idea it looks like Rusty is going to leap off and nail Gemini across the head with the mic. That is if Rusty has any agility to leap! Gemini suddenly charges as Rusty tries to keep his balance and delivers a shot to the gut! Gemini then slams Rusty to the mat!
David Saturn-"Rusty flat on his back...again! He's looking up at the ceiling again!"
Neal Steal-"That damn ring crew they clearly haven't tightened the ropes enough..."
David Saturn-"I think we know what Gemini has in mind here!"
Neal Steal-"How deluded is this guy? Rusty will never quit! What a fool Gemini is ha ha ha ha ha!"
Gemini nails Rusty in the head with the mic and applies the SHARPSHOOTER! Rusty immediately begins tapping and the bell rings! However Gemini isn't satisfied and refuses to release the hold! "That's not good enough! Say you quit you dumb old bastard!" Rusty moans in pain then he yells out "YES...YES...I QUIT!" Gemini releases the hold and gets to his feet grinning as Rusty has been utterly humiliated!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: GEMINI
David Saturn-"WHO'S THE FOOL NOW? HA HA HA!"
Neal Steal-"I didn't hear Rusty say anything why did that referee ring the bell?"
David Saturn-"Stop denying it you know what Rusty just said!"
Neal Steal-"Now what are you doing? Put the legend down!"
David Saturn-"...and Gemini does exactly that!"
Gemini for good measure then pulls Rusty up and makes him FEEL THE BURN!!! The crowd are on their feet cheering as Gemini climbs the turnbuckle and poses in celebration.
David Saturn-"Has Rusty got a fetish for looking stupid? Gemini teaching Rusty a lesson here!"
Neal Steal-"It sounded like a recording...Gemini must have paid someone off to do a voice impression and have it played over the speakers!"
David Saturn-"Did he pay someone to make Rusty tap as well? How stupid you really do sound!" The crowd are rabid and coming up in just a few moments this place will truly be rocking!"