Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 5, 2013 19:09:26 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #38
LIVE!
The crowd erupt with boos as "Say Hello" blurs out over the PA. The boos become louder as Neal Steal walks out onto the ramp. Following him is not just Anthony Royal but also Silvio Megala. The men (and Steal) make their way to the ring, Royal looking angry and vengeful. Silvio looks calm and businesslike while Steal looks like the proudest man alive. Steal grabs a mic and holds it for Silvio...
Silvio Megala-"Tonight you see 2 men before you who have paid a tremendous price thanks to Roberto Maggia. You see a man here who is naked without the AWR World Championship around his waist. A man who was screwed out of a match that he dominated from start to finish at the PPV! Then you see yours truly harassed 24/7 by Maggia when time could have been spent on much worthier activities. Charity funding, motivational speech making and of course making Megala Enterprises one of the biggest global fashion conglomerates in the World today. All of that is what you should identify Anthony Royal and the billion dollar emperor with. Instead you see two men who have been the victims of a very sick, mentally ill young man. A man so unprofessional that he has not even arrived to the arena yet!"
Silvio Megala-"How ill do you ask? Well there is another part of this sordid tale that has not yet been told to the general public. Maggia of course released many things but that was his own twisted version and not an extension of any deep, meaningful truth! His Mother as you know was killed in an accident. Maggia claims this was no accident and as it turned out he was right. After undergoing an investigation into the incident and checking the paperwork it turns out what happened wasn't an accident after all!"
Maggia of course claims Silvio was behind the "accident" but surely he isn't going to admit to any blame?
Silvio Megala-"Maggia's Mother as we have established was a very promiscuous individual. Now most of you are probably unaware of what that word means. The figurehead of class and wealth sometimes forgets that standards have to be lowered for your benefit! Now in more simple terms most of you here in this dump can understand it means she was basically a slut. The type of woman for whom the term "hosebag" was invented. That's right she was a drunk as well much like Anthony's opponent here this evening."
Certainly Silvio Megala and Slick no strangers to each other...
Silvio Megala-"One night she discovered some horrific facts about Roberto probably when he accidentally left his laptop open. No doubt she saw some kind of disgusting fetish website! So disgusting that even she was horrified by the stuff she saw! She was so devastated by the truth about per precious son that she suffered a severe breakdown. In the midst of depression she raced to her car and sped off in a fit of shock. Totally disorientated she lost control of the vehicle."
Silvio Megala-"Now this may have appeared to be an accident but you know what? The facts of Maggia's sexual nature must have broken her poor heart. When she got into that car she may have been more conscious and aware than many thought. You know what it has all the classic signs of? Suicide!"
Deafening boos...
Silvio Megala-"Maggia drove his own Mother to suicide. In deep remorse he painted a false picture for himself that she was a great mother. That she was some kind of role model and he was the perfect son. Maggia lost himself in those delusions and then he took it out on yours truly! You know the saddest state of affairs? When Maggia looked his Father in the eye he immediately received more love and devotion than his own Mother ever gave him! What you had for the first time in your life Maggia was a role model! Yet in your dark, twisted mind you continued to delude yourself from the reality of what your Mother really was. Then you took it upon yourself to take it out on not just your loving Father but even close associates. Now Anthony has no love for you and who can blame him?"
Silvio Megala-"You may have been shown a great deal of leniency where your Father is concerned but Anthony will be showing no mercy! If you thought your childhood was a nightmare Maggia that is nothing compared to what this man will do to you! Neal please hold the mic for Mr Royal..."
Steal holds up the mic for Royal as the crowd continues with its deafening booing. Royal looks at them with utter disgust and disdain.
Royal: Why do you boo the words of this great man? He speaks nothing but the truth! You don’t believe him? Look at what happened at Thunderstorm. Look at the perverse, twisted pleasure Roberto took in screwing me out of a victory I so desperately deserved! If you don’t look at Roberto Maggia and see a perverted, twisted, lost soul, then you are simply proving Silvio and I right when we say that you are ignorant jackasses!
Royal: Roberto, do you know how easy it would have been for me to put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life after what you did to me? But, I chose not to, out of respect for your father, Silvio. I know he wants to give you the help that you need, and that cannot be done with violence. In order to help you, we must expose the sickness that resides in your mind, and that is exactly what we do. I hate your guts, but because of the respect and admiration I have for Silvio, I will try to get you that help. But, in order to do that, we are going to have to air you dirty laundry, just know, we are doing this for your own good.
The crowd boos Royal’s obvious insincerity
Royal: Which brings me to one of your “heroes”, Jay Swift. What does Jay Swift have to do with the perversions of Roberto, you ask? Just look at the facts. Jay Swift is here for roughly one month, and in that span, a Pay-Per-View is not only booked in his hometown, but named after him! Even morons such as you have to question something like that. It doesn’t add up. What kind of disgusting favors are Swift doing for Maggia to make those things happen? I don’t even want to think about it! All I know is that it is unprofessional on both ends and it cannot be tolerated!
More boos as the claims get more and more ridiculous.
Royal: Swift, I saw your little tweet about me after Thunderstorm. Your girlfriend could do a better job than me? Is that “girlfriend” Roberto!? When you chose to speak out against me, you put yourself directly into my line of fire. That was a mistake. You are a false hero that needs to be put down, and I have that opportunity at Feel the Burn. I will not fail. I want the World Title back Jay, and I know that if you beat me, that will likely make you the number one contender. But, if I beat you, even the biased Roberto will have to give me another shot. I want you to watch what happens to Slick tonight Swifter, because that is your future, and the future is bleak.
The crowd continues to boo as Royal smirks, looking quite proud of the disgusting and ridiculous things he had to say. Royal and Silvio take their leave while a giddy Neal joins Saturn on commentary.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! When Maggia gets here he will once again realise that he has been exposed to the world! What a despictable human being Maggia truly is!"
David Saturn-"I think these fans know who the despicable human beings are."
Neal Steal-"These fans have absolutely no respect! Do they not realise how lucky they are to see not just one but both of these great men in this dump? Look at this place not only is it cold and miserable but its a dump!"
David Saturn-"Well its not the biggest place in the world but..."
Neal Steal-"Typical Maggia booking a show in some small market like this instead of a big city where we belong! This is New York state but its sure as hell not New York City! Do you know how embarrassed Mr Megala and Mr Royal are to be in this location?"
David Saturn-"Nobody forced Silvio to come as far as I'm aware."
Neal Steal-"I coudn't believe it when I saw this building and realised it was the arena! Could you imagine WWE doing a Tv show in a facility like this?"
David Saturn-"They have actually. I know its not the nicest exterior but this arena is very nice on the inside! We will be back in a moment when we will see the CRASH champion Gemini in action..."
Neal Steal-"If he manages not to top anyone during the break...
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From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Playboy Pete persuaded to return after hiding away in recent weeks. Naughty Ned has been banned from ringside by Roberto Maggia for this contest."
Neal Steal-"Yes he had to do that by phone because he's not even here yet! So professional he's probably too busy looking at disgusting porn on his laptop..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he's kicking innocent little cats...takes a big man to do that right Steal?"
Neal Steal-"I nearly tripped over the stupid thing that's all. What a nice ranch that was Rusty owns..."
From Miami, Florida....GEMINI!!!
Neal Steal-"Here he comes...MURDERER!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho gave an explanation in response to that unfounded nonsense and I believe Gemini may do the same here shortly. Unless he just plans to do his talking in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Look at him all cocky and confident. You might think he's good looking ladies but I wouldn't suggest any go near Gemini. You would probably end up like his ex girlfriend...murdered!"
David Saturn-"I suggest you shut up before he comes over here! He's looking at you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"How can he sleep at night knowing he's a killer. Pete is terrified of a pervert like Ned goodness knows how he must feel about having to face a murderer!"
Gemini glares towards Steal who cowers behind the announce table. Gemini takes his eyes off Pete who charges from behind but Gemini is more aware than first appeared and sidesteps. Pete's hands only hit the turnbuckle and Gemini delivers several shots in the corner. Gemini with a whip to the opposite corner with enough force to send Pete to the mat upon impact.
Neal Steal-"What a great representative of the CRASH title Gemini is..."
David Saturn-"I fully agree he's a great champion..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up and let me finish Saturn. He should be behind bars with a hole in the floor for a bathroom waiting for death row! He's a despicable, cold blooded murderer!"
David Saturn-"ENOUGH!"
Pete staggers forwards but Gemini hooks his arm, signals for GO TO HELL and delivers it!!! That is over 400 pounds sent effortlessly crashing into the mat! Gemini pulls Pete back to his feet and makes him FEEL THE BURN!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: GEMINI
David Saturn-"Gemini makes short work of Pete!"
Neal Steal-"I guess Ned wasn't impressed with Pete coming up short here! Still Pete's probably relieved he's walking out alive..."
David Saturn-"Well it looks like Gemini going to speak as I thought he might..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho came up with some sob story about his Mother. What's Gemini going to do if he was a real man he would admit the truth! He's a murderer!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP STEAL!"
Gemini signals to the outside for something to be tossed at him and suddenly he gets two cans of Coca Cola. Gemini opens both cans and chugs em down like it’s water going through his belly! He then signals for two more cans, opens the cans and pours em over the fallen Playboy Pete. He then picks up the mic and sits on top of the rope as he calls for the crowd to calm down, beginning to speak.
This is now my 2nd successful defense of the Crash Championship as I have now improved my record to 4-0. While that’s good and all, I know there is much better, stronger competition yet to come and I await that day. However, the issue that I’m here to speak on is Rusty Axel.
Gemini rubs his head as he continues to speak. He can barely contain his emotions right now.
Rusty, you are a bitter old man that has done nothing and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with your 34 years in the wrestling business. Have you really gotten so mad and pissed over your recent failures to beat two former THW Hall of Famers that you had to come out and try to air dirty laundry about my past? REALLY? Calling me a cold-blooded murderer? I tell you man, you’re barking up the wrong god damn tree! You thought the beating I gave you at Thunderstorm was something? That’s absolutely NOTHING compared to what I can do to you when provoked far enough! But don’t you worry, I’m not going to beat you any worse than what I did because first of all, I know what I am and what I’m NOT is a cold-blooded murder. Sure, I killed my ex-girlfriend and her lover, but it damn sure wasn’t over jealousy. I mean if you want me to tell the truth, not only did I look better than him but I’m sure I was able to handle her in bed a lot better than he was, but hey, that’s not the point here.
Gemini laughs as he continues.
The point is that I killed her out of self-defense because she wanted to destroy me. She somehow got the codes to my backup savings accounts and she had arranged to have all the money drained out and in the long run she was going to arrange a hitman to take me out so I wouldn’t find out and wouldn’t be able to take legal action. But once I gained knowledge of what her secret plan was that’s when I took action. Should I have killed her? Hell no. I probably should have just sent the FBI after all, but I personally don't have faith in the justice system, and to be quite honest, after what happened with that Trayvon Martin case, I’m damn sure not going to start having faith in them now. But again, not the point. The point here is that I’m not on steroids, never have been and never will be and I’m not a cold blooded murderer. I’ve made my peace with my past decisions and trust me when I say I’m going to make peace with YOUR DECISION to try to tarnish my image. And as far as Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny is concerned….
Gemini picks up his Crash Championship from the mat and rests it on his shoulder.
I may be the AWR Crash Champion for now. Probably one of the longest reigning Crash Champions in quite some time, but my skill level DOES NOT limit me to just this title alone. I am a former THW World Champion. I’m the second ever THW Triple Crown and Class of 2011 Hall of Famer. You may be one of the best in this company and have all the accolades to go along with it, I’ll give you that because you’ve earned it. But what YOU need to realize is that every dog has his down when he gets put to sleep. Every dynasty has a time where they meet their demise. And every underdog has their day when they ultimately go against the hunter and finally become the HUNTED. Well congratulations Kris Destiny, you have exercised your demons to become World Champion. You have returned to AWR after it’s reopening and knocked off many memories of your past. But in 21 days, your time at the top of mountain is going to be up! I may not be some sort of Anti-Hero like you claim me to be, but I am THE DESTROYER and in 21 days, and you better listen good because my facts are perfectly clear here. In 21 days, the entire world will witness a true Clash of Champions battle. Two Hall of Famers competing for the top prize in AWR. It’s going to be a war like none other and there will most definitely be blood. But in 21 days, the underdog, which is ME, will rise from the bottom ashes, ascend to the top and will DESTROY the dynasty that you worked so hard to create. Just like the St. Louis Cardinals, you will fall. You will feel the burn as I become the NEXT AWR WORLD CHAMPION! And trust me when I say there’s not a damn thing you, Rusty Axel, or anybody else can do about it!
Gemini throws the mic down on the mat and storms out the ring as his music plays.
Neal Steal-"He's going on about gangsters now! He's probably involved in organised crime as well!"
David Saturn-"It was his girlfriend who engaged with gangsters you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Anyway I guess Gemini won't be "killing" any time here in Binghamton anyone visiting here can't wait to get out of the dump!"
David Saturn-"Well I know who's versions I believe! We will be right back with tag team action in just a few moments!"
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Upon return from commercial we see prerecorded comments from Tracy Adkins in a dark, dingy room in the bowels of the arena...
Tracy Adkins-Slick I really don't have any real problem with you in fact I kind of like you. The only real problem I got with you is that you kiss Sils ass. but lets face it your not as good as tony. Maybe the fact that I have had the highest rated matches in this companies history some of them are with you slick just dint matter and I deserve to be told to lay down week and I'm thinking its because of two things. One well lets face it I dont look like you or tony or maybe its because when I resigned my exclusive contract with AWR I put down Tracy Adkins black cloud. What black cloud that's now a white last name I thought you were just a tan white guy. Nope I'm a proud member of the Ho-chunk nation and Roberto is a Ginny immigrant who does nothing more then run this company to the verge of collapse then someone else takes it over then when its doing good he cries to daddy cause well hes owns the company that owns AWR.
The scene cuts back to the announcers who both look confused...
Neal Steal-"What on Earth was Tracy rambling about?"
David Saturn-"Beats me...sounded like he was upset he's not in the main event tonight. Slick's never kissed ass in his life especially not Silvio's! Well lets get to...oh jeez!"
The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty Axel using his desk phone...
Rusty Axel-"Well ya gotta think about your rep right? Ya know two murderers on a show being advertised by your PPV company ain't gonna be good for business is it? That's right the two main eventers Kris Destiny who goes by the name Fa Sho. Then there's Gemini...well I don't actually know what his real name is. I'm sure you can look that up someplace maybe that World Wide Web or somethin'...oh and one of the owners you need to check out his background. The one who booked the murderers in the main event. Which one? Young Roberto obviously there's nothing incriminating about Silvio's past and Silvio wouldn't have booked two murderers..."
The scene cuts back to Steal grinning and Saturn who is shaking his head in disbelief.
David Saturn-"Does Rusty not realise what he just did!"
Neal Steal-"Yes! He warned one of our PPV companies that they are promoting 2 murderers!"
David Saturn-"Is Rusty that big an idiot? Does he not realise that the PPV companies are going to be asking questions about AWR now!"
Neal Steal-"Thanks to Fa Sho and Gemini being despicable, cold blooded murderers!"
David Saturn-They aren't murderers and the PPV companies will work that out but what a pointless waste of time and expense! Even then how will they feel about AWR's professionalism when a company executive...and with Rusty I use that term loosely...wastes their time with nonsense? People in television and especially PPV do not take kindly to being mislead when they have little time to waste checking out the true facts! Silvio is going to be thrilled about this when the PPV companies call Megala Enterprises and ask about murderers in the main event..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's not Rusty's fault he's not the one who's topped people...Rusty was just attempting to limit the damage by being honest with the PPV people! Damage limitation!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is clueless! He's the head of talent relations and he does not even know Gemini's real name for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Those PPV companies will thank Rusty he could just not morally sit back without warning then..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure Silvio will appreciate his time being wasted with this...not that anyone will be particularly sympathetic to him!"
VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin and Ontario, Canada...Tracy...ADKINS...AND...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"If there's anyone I wouldn't put past committing murder in this company its Tracy Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Tracy's done some brutal things to people but at least he's not let them breathe their last breath! Unlike Fa Sho and Gemini he shows a little mercy..."
David Saturn-"This is even more tiresome than normal. Can you just stop going on about Fa Sho and Gemini just because Rusty decided to dig up the past..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho and Gemini shouldn't have ensured the burying of innocent people then..."
David Saturn-"They might have been cremated..."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised we haven't heard about RCH killing anyone. He looks like a psycho out of films like Friday the 13th!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Binghamton has ever seen anyone quite like RCH!"
Neal Steal-"Here comes Maggia's toyboy!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP!!!!"
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
Neal Steal-"I guess Swift is still full of energy. Normally he would probably be exhausted but Maggia isn't here yet!"
David Saturn-"I didn't think Silvio could stoop any lower than he had 2 weeks ago but he managed it with the latest accusations...not to mention Royal gladly going along with it."
Neal Steal-"Maggia is setting up his toyboy Swift to be the number 1 contender! Mr Royal will overcome the odds at Feel The Burn! Of course Swift is the inferior wrestler and in a straight up contest Mr Royal would have no problem..."
David Saturn-"Swift and Adkins to start things off. I haven't got a clue what Adkins was on about in those prerecorded comments..."
Swift and Adkins set to start things off and Swift executes a takedown. Swift hooks the waist and again takes Adkins down. Swift with a rollup..1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Adkins with a quick punch staggering Swift and Adkins backs him into the corner. More blows from Adkins and he whips SWift to the opposite corner. Swift raises his elbow catching Adkins in the face.
David Saturn-"Royal told one bit of truth in his interview and that was that Swift would almost certainly be number 1 contender if he emerges victorious at Feel The Burn!"
Neal Steal-"Well have you got a problem with Mr Royal wanting to be the number 1 contender again? Especially since he and the fans were cheated of a fair contest at Thunderstorm..."
David Saturn-"The feedback I got from fans was that they were thrilled by the calibre of the match. Everyone thought Maggia did a great job calling it right down the middle..."
Neal Steal-"You're such a liar Saturn I'm surprised Fa Sho and Gemini didn't hire you as their defence attorney! You have no morals when it comes to willingly covering up lies!"
Swift misses a clothesline but as Adkins charges back Swift takes him down with an armdrag. Clearly from a technical and amateur standpoint Adkins is not on the level of Swift. When it comes to being a complete nutcase Tracy is probably the best. Dropkick from Swift followed by a scoopslam. Swift charges off the ropes as Adkins is down but Carr pulls down the top rope.
David Saturn-"Carr certainly up to speed with political correctness. Now I think that goes too far but Carr is extremely bigoted with his "gay" Swift comments..."
Neal Steal-"Very appropriate as well considering what he and Maggia have been getting up too..."
David Saturn-"Swift is completely straight not that it matters either way."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised he's wearing long pants and not just trunks. I would have thought Maggia would have insisted on the latter!"
Swift falls down to the floor and Carr clubs him across the back. RCH seems rather unconcerned as Carr rams Swift face first into the announce table. Carr rolls Swift back into the ring where Adkins is back on his feet. Adkins with shots to the back then he rams Swift face first into the turnbuckle. Rapid rights by Adkins and Swift is slumped in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Swift slumped in the corner. Usually he's busy on his knees performing his favours for Magia..."
David Saturn-"OH GIVE IT A REST!!!!"
Neal Steal-"It is deprived and Swift must have been desperate for a job after his old company shut down. We just didn't realise how desperate..."
David Saturn-"If I shout one more time I'll probably lose my damn voice!"
Tag to Carr and he clubs Swift across the back as Adkins holds him in place. RCH isn't exactly busting a gut to get into the ring and assist. Carr backs Swift against the turnbuckle and delivers an extremely loud chop to the chest. Swift whipped off the ropes and Carr looks for a back body drop. Maybe too obvious as Swift goes for a sunset flip!
Neal Steal-"Careful Carr he's going for your tights...and I don't just mean in the pinning sense!"
David Saturn-"I'm getting sick of this. Its nonstop Steal! Fa Sho and Gemini are murderers, Swift is Maggia's toyboy...will you just..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm glad you are finally admitting it Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I'm not admitting things that are blatant LIES!"
Carr keeps his balance however and nails Swift with a right hand. More rights and Carr charges off the ropes...elbowdrop! Carr immediately drops another...1,2...and Swift kicks out. Carr backs Swift into the corner again and lays in shots while tagging in Adkins. Snapmare by Adkins and he applies a sleeper. Swift fights up to his feet and Adkins clubs him across the back of the neck.
Neal Steal-"Adkins is going to have Swift screaming even worse than Swift makes Maggia scream!"
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC, LYING, UTTER IMBECILE!"
Neal Steal-"The truth hurts right Saturn? Now its not my fault what type of people Swift, Fa Sho and Gemini are..."
David Saturn-"They are great athletes and I respect them as men. People will remember them years after they retire while nobody will ever give you the slightest thought! Does that bit of truth hurt Steal?"
Adkins goes to whip Swift into the corner but Swift reverses. Looked like Swift was going to reverse the whip but instead he suplexes Adkins! T-bone variation of the suplex there and Swift makes the tag to RCH who it appears has come to fight after all! Carr charges in as Adkins also makes a tag and RCH knocks him down. Same for Adkins then RCH knocks Carr down again.
David Saturn-"I don't think RCH really trusts Swift. He wasn't exactly rushing to his aid while he was being double teamed..."
Neal Steal-"WEll if that's the case maybe RCH is more intelligent than he looks. Only slightly more mind you..."
David Saturn-"RCH has suffered a couple of disappointing defeats recently. Certainly there's no shame in losing to Gemini and Jay Swift but its put him down the pecking order when it comes to World title contention..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly RCH is on a downsing but after his victory at the PPV Carr is again on the upswing!"
RCH kicks Adkins in the face then executes a swinging neckbreaker. RCH knocks Carr down with a flying elbow smash but suddenly is distracted by the crowd volume rising as HULK CRUZ makes his way onto the ramp. Carr takes advantage throwing RCH to the outside. Carr distracts the ref while Adkins goes on the attack. Good teamwork here if not exactly ethical.
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz out here. Of course some viewers will not have seen the PPV but I doubt Cruz is here alone. Cruz orchestrating an attack on Slick which many suspect Robert Carr may have had something to do with..."
Neal Steal-"Now that's a baseless, unfounded accusation! Its no wonder Carr is paranoid when people accuse him is it?"
David Saturn-"I said that people suspect Carr has more to do with Hulk Cruz than he is letting on. I never said its a fact but a lot of people do have that opinion."
Neal Steal-"Its the story of Robert's life dealing with people who are out to get him! In that respect he's alike to Adkins as they are both victims of persecution!"
Swift isn't exactly rushing to RCH's aid either. Adkins rams RCH's face into the steel steps then rolls him back into the ring. Carr backs RCH into the corner and Adkins follows to set up a double team move. RCH whipped towards the opposite corner and Carr whips Adkins towards him. Adkins misses however as RCH moves and charges...tremendous clothesline to Carr!
David Saturn-"Have to say its a remarkable coincidence Hulk again comes out in Carr's match..."
Neal Steal-"Hulk has made no secret to me or the fans in some instances that he does not like a lot of people here in AWR. He mentioned Jay Swift by name at the PPV and I know he does not like RCH! As we saw he certainly does not like Slop! Its not Carr's fault Maggia booked this match and the one at the PPV he can't help it if Hulk comes out."
David Saturn-"We said Hulk hadn't come alone and he's motioning to the back!"
Neal Steal-"I hope those men do not attack Robert this time! Yahoo they are going for the blunt hatchet warrior!"
David Saturn-"What a surprise...no attempt to touch Carr...or Adkins for that matter."
Suddenly Hulk beckons to the back and the three masked men we saw at the PPV come charging to the ring! Two of them attack RCH while Swift trades right hands with the other. The ref calls for the bell! RCH is lifted up and double powerbombed into the mat! Hulk is circling the ring as Carr and Adkins make their exit.
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: JAY SWIFT AND RCH
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz and the men he refers to as the War Machines interfering just as Swift and RCH were gaining momentum!"
Neal Steal-"I agree with the philosophies of Hulk Cruz but I know Carr will be disappointed. He was hoping to defeat Swift here tonight..."
David Saturn-"Swift is in trouble here..."
Neal Steal-"What would Swift do if he's in no fit state to perform his favours for Maggia..."
The three then turn their attentions to Swift pounding on him. Swift is outnumbered three to one and despite his best efforts to defend himself is forced down to the mat. They begin laying in stomps but the crowd erupt as SLICK comes charging into the ring with a baseball bat! The men scatter while Cruz glares at Slick before following the War Machines up the ramp!
David Saturn-"Slick makes the save!"
Neal Steal-"What a coward Slop is coming out with that baseball bat!"
David Saturn-"There were three men you fool! Not to mention Hulk Cruz is more than capable of physical involvement!"
Neal Steal-"Well Slop better not dare bring that bat out here when he has to face Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"That is the main event but before that the World Champion Fa Sho takes on Rusty Axel!"
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From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-I just can't emphasise enough how ridiculous this theme is..."
Neal Steal-"I was talking to the rasslin legend backstage and he said Fa Sho and Gemini should have an electric chair match at the PPV. They should put a big chair on the stage and the loser gets the shocking they should have had after they committed murder!"
David Saturn-"I doubt the fans want to see an electric chair in wrestling after WCW's exploits in the past..."
Neal Steal-"Why is Rusty coming out here first? This murderer is going to get a hero's response! Where are these people's morals?"
David Saturn-"In a higher, cleaner place than the gutter where Rusty's are..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"By the time Rusty has finished here Fa Sho will be feeling like he's on Death Row!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Rusty will kick his ass just as he did in his victorious efforts against Gemini and Jay Swift..."
Neal Steal-"Not only is Rusty a great rassler but he's also a great rancher!"
David Saturn-"Has he ever won any awards or titles in ranching or is it just like his wrestling career?"
Circle and lockup in the centre of the ring. Right hands by Sho and he rams Rusty into the turnbuckle. Shots to the back and another shot to Rusty's face. Elbows to the ribs but Rusty counters with a thumb to the eye. Sho rammed into the next turnbuckle and Rusty begins choking Sho and yells MURDERER right in his face.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty not intimidated staring into the cold, emotionless eyes of a killer! Fa Sho just can't stand the fact Rusty has confronted him with the truth instead of whispering it behind his back like many have for so long!"
David Saturn-"Rusty has just digged up the past for no reason other than he's old and bitter."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has nothing to be bitter about after the tremendous career he has had!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is so deluded and oblivious I can't help but feel slightly sorry for him. I have no pity for people like Silvio and Royal but Rusty is just a sad, lonely figure in so many ways."
Neal Steal-"You're talking nonsense Saturn! Now you better listen referee! Rusty has had enough bad luck due to referees recently you better call it fair and square!"
Rusty moans as the ref breaks it up. Sho with kicks as Rusty turns back round and a right hand. Rusty responds with an eye rake (SURPRISE SURPRISE) and whips Sho into the corner. Rusty charges but Sho is too fast and Rusty hits the ringpost shoulder first! Sho immediately grabs the arm. Sho yanking on the arm and maintains it as Rusty connects with a right hand.
Neal Steal-"Thank God Mr Royal was not added to Sho's killing list. His Mother was not quite so lucky..."
David Saturn-"What Fa Sho did to Royal crossed the line but its not like there were no divers. I think Fa Sho was giving Royal the shock of his life..."
Neal Steal-"It was attempted murder! He sent Mr Royal and his limo into a river for crying out loud!"
David Saturn-"This match non title since Maggia controls the booking of that championship plus a title match has been signed for the PPV and can't be hanged contractually..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho will be feeling like he's gotten away with murder with this being non title...oh wait a minute he already has..."
Sho drives his elbow into Rusty's arm sending him down to one knee. Rusty back to his feet as Sho keeps the hold on. Rusty with a jab to the midsection then grabs Sho's arm. Sho easily reverses Rusty's rare attempt at a hold into a hammerlock and again drives his elbow into the arm. Sho yanking on the arm but Rusty manages to back Sho into the ropes and elevates him over.
David Saturn-"I'm surprised Rusty did that he probably still thinks throwing someone over the top rope warrants a disqualification..."
Neal Steal-"No he does not Rusty has continually adapted to the new rules in rasslin over the years. Not every company had that top rope rule either! Now how dare that referee address Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Yes better not do your job referee otherwise you might have people making up nonsense about you being a perv or a murderer...."
Neal Steal-"Rusty will go to the outside when he wants. That referee has no right to deprive these fans of Rusty's thrilling rasslin for a second!"
Referee telling Rusty to stay in the ring which perhaps surprisingly he does...well not for long. Rusty to the outside running onto a left hand. More lefts but Rusty hits back with rights. Sho rolled into the ring and another right. Kick to the midsection from Sho and an elbow to the back of the head. Rusty again hits back with a right then slams Sho to the mat.
David Saturn-"Oh Rusty misses that incredible death defying elbowdrop attempt! I think his foot almost left the ground!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's feet hardly leave the ground because he's a legend standing tall!"
David Saturn-"They ought to change that lyric in his theme to night after night he's a loser seeing stars!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you!"
Rusty goes for an elbowdrop but misses what he probably considers a high flying move. Sho again going right back to the arm probably so Rusty can't eyerake him at every opportunity. Of course Rusty's arm might still be sore after hitting the ringpost shoulder first. Sho twisting on Rusty's arm and Rusty moans at the ref about the perfectly legitimate hold.
Neal Steal-"Look at Fa Sho! Is that how he grabbed his Mother before he brutally ended her existence! Rusty is not a poor, defenceless woman!""
David Saturn-"No he's just an average wrestler past his sell by date! Its no wonder people say Rusty's breath stinks!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's worked on a ranch for much of his life! What is he supposed to smell like?"
David Saturn-"Lie somebody who's had a shower and taken a breath mint after knocking down the whisky!"
Sho backs Rusty into the corner and knees him in the ribs. Rusty fights back knocking Sho down and begins stomping him. Sho is right on the edge of the ring and Rusty pushes him to the floor with his boot. Rusty follows and rams Sho face first into the announce table to the delights of Steal who also loudly yells MURDERER at Sho.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA! How do you like that then MURDERER! HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"He probably dislikes having his head slammed into a table as most people would."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! He's choking Sho now! Wonder if that's how he finished his Mother off!"
David Saturn-"His Mother was a vile, abusive bitch and the reason Fa Sho suffers psychologically to this day. Sho was nine years old!"
Neal Steal-"The only reason he escaped prison and the electric chair! Age is no excuse infact that makes it even scarier that he was capable of committing murder at such a young age!""
David Saturn-"It was SELF DEFENCE!!!"
Rusty chokes Sho with his boot then rams him into the barrier. Sho's neck pressed over the barrier as Rusty lays in shots. Elbow to the head and Rusty goes back into the ring. Sho follows quickly as the ref is up to 8. Rusty pulls Sho into the ring and backs the World Champion into the corner throwing several right hands. Rusty charges catching Sho in the face with his knee.
David Saturn-"Oh Rusty with a magical move! Or its beautiful just look at the way he works on the eye! This is magical to watch! So original and initiative!"
Neal Steal-"Its basic offence that has got the job done for Rusty these past 34 years..."
David Saturn-"I haven't seen his entire win/loss record but I bet its 80% in one direction!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho deserves to feel Rusty's aggression. Rusty told me backstage he was dedicating this match to Sho's Mother!"
David Saturn-"Well that's despicable.."
Rusty again rakes the eyes. Rusty with a kick to the ribs then he places Sho's head over the bottom rope. Rusty blatantly chokes Sho over the bottom rope until the ref breaks it. Rusty then stomps on Sho's chest as he is perched on the edge of the apron. Another stomp and Sho drops to the floor. Rusty rolls Sho back into the ring.
David Saturn-"Well Rusty rolls Sho back into the ring and who knows he might even perform a wrestling hold!"
Neal Steal-"These fans in Binghamton are so lucky tonight getting to see the likes of Rusty, Mr Megala and Mr Royal! Usually they only get to see anyone of notable fame when they visit New York City!"
David Saturn-"I imagine that's where Royal and Silvio will be heading after this show. Silvio probably wanting to cut some business deal no doubt..."
Neal Steal-"I ust hope Sho does not take it out on some innocent person when Rusty gets the job done here. By that I mean committing another murder..."
Sho staggers back into the corner but as Rusty approaches Sho drives him back into the centre of the ring with left and rights. Sho charges off the ropes and connects with an extra powerful right hand knocking Rusty to the mat. Sho to the top rope as Rusty staggers... missile dropkick from the top! Cover...1,2...and Rusty kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! As if you're going to put away the legendary Rusty with that!"
David Saturn-"Maybe a boot to the head will finish him off..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe that's how he finished his Mother off..."
David Saturn-"ENOUGH STEAL!!!! You're just relentless..."
As Rusty rises to his feet Sho measures him up preparing to strike. Sho charges going for a big boot but Rusty cowardly pulls the ref in front of him. Rusty pokes Sho in the eye then delivers a low blow! Rusty delivers a scoop slam then heads to the outside where he picks up Sho's World title belt. Rusty grins as he waits for Sho to get to his feet belt in hand...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Rusty is about to serve the justice Fa Sho should have faced when he was nine years old!"
David Saturn-"What a coward Rusty is using the ref as a shield..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty was just telling the ref to watch his positioning. Those refs have been such trouble lately...AH!!!!"
David Saturn-"Its Gemini!"
suddenly GEMINI charges the ring, grabs Rusty and floors him with a FEEL THE BURN!!! He rolls out the ring in time before the ref regains consciousness. Destiny, taking advantage of the situation, lifts up Rusty and hits SHOTIME, following it up with the pin for the victory!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
Neal Steal-"This is a CRIME! Fa Sho has stolen this and Gemini was an accessory! MURDERERS IN ARMS!"
David Saturn-"I don't blame Gemini at all. Why should he put up with all the crap Rusty's been saying..."
Neal Steal-"That damn ref was down! If Rusty hadn't been forced to try and pull him out of the way of Sho's kick this wouldn't have happened! Damn your poor ring positioning!"
David Saturn-"What now are you going to accuse them of coca cola abuse?"
Neal Steal-"Coca cola promotes sharing, families and Christmas! How horrified they will be that two murderers are drinking their product on national Tv!"
As Kris Destiny gets his hand raised in victory, Gemini rolls back into the ring and signals for two cans of Coca Cola. Kris Destiny turns around to see Gemini and immediately, Gemini throws up his arms in a “hold on, no harm” type of fashion. He simply hands Destiny a can of coke, Destiny looking at him with a great deal of mistrust. We here Gemini say “Come on! Just this one time.”
After hesitating a few moments, Destiny grabs the can from Gemini and the two toast off, chugging down their respective cans and dropping the cans on the fallen Rusty Axel. The two then hold up their respective titles and have a stareoff.
Neal Steal-"This is despicable! I've never called a lower moment than watching two murderers celebrating in the ring! Why is Fa Sho taking that coke is this some kind of mind game he's playing here? Neither of these men can trust the other? Which one will stab the other in the back first? Maybe literally!"
David Saturn-"Well I'm a bit surprised Sho took that coke from Gemini. Maybe there's something more to it..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe we will see a murderer murdering a murderer! You won't be celebrating soon Saturn when Mr Royal kicks your hero's ass!"
David Saturn-"Anthony Royal takes on Slick...its coming up NEXT!"
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Neal Steal-"Here's Mr Royal and he's going to perform a great public service for the bars here tonight! All these people have is bars for entertainment but Slop won't be visiting any when Royal's finished with him! By that I mean Mr Royal will give Slop a beating but stop short of killing him."
David SaturnThere's nothing Royal likes more than beating up people like Slick but there's nothing Slick hates more than people like Royal!
Neal Steal-"Slop just hates good, decent, law abiding people like Mr Royal. It is beneath Mr Royal to perform in this dump and it is beneath him to dirty his hands on Slop!"
David Saturn-"Slick is a former NIWF Champion just like Royal. He has every right to be in the ring with such company."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"We are about to start...oh wait a minute!"
Neal Steal-"YAHOO! We are being treated to seeing Mr Megala for the 2nd time tonight! A special treat for the fans!"
David Saturn-"Megala looking at Slick. Megala had some wars with the Badd Boyz in the past..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Mr Megala beat them every time!"
David Saturn-"That's not true. The Badd Boyz recorded their fair share of victories over Silvio and the Corporate Army as his followers were known back then..."
Intense stare down to begin the match before the competitors lock up. The crowd erupt with boos as SILVIO MEGALA walks out onto the ramp. Slick is distracted by this knowing firsthand how treacherous Silvio can be and Royal backs him into the corner. Royal talks trash to Slick as he drives his forearms into his face before breaking. The ref scolds Royal for not breaking immediately.
Neal Steal-"Now that ref better watch himself!" We have seen enough bad refereeing tonight!"
David Saturn-"They have a tough job which they have performed perfectly well. I don't fault the refs for anything tonight at all..."
Neal Steal-"You will be making your excuses for Slop after Mr Royal easily disposes of the drunk..."
Blue-"It does not look good for Slick with Megala at ringside. What business does he have out here?"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Megala and Mr Royal came out first. Mr Megala probably just making sure he's here incase Slop brought that bat out with him..."
David Saturn-"Slick had no intention of bringing a bat out for this match. He only did earlier because he would have been outnumbered...though he's outnumbered right now."
As Royal turns his attention back to Slick he is met with a stiff kick to the leg. Royal doubles over in pain as Slick charges at him, but Royal catches him and drives him back into the corner. A big right takes Slick to the mat. Royal whips Slick into the corner and follows behind him, but Slick catches himself on the ropes. Slick wraps his legs around Royal’s neck.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala beat Slop in his last NIWF match! That must be painful knowledge for you Saturn! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Well its not the way Slick wanted to end his NIWF career to say the least but it does not taint his many achievements in the slightest.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal so generous here not ending this too quickly for these people here in Binghamton. After all Mr Royal and Mr Megala will probably never enter this miserable cesspit again!"
David Saturn-"Great fans here in Binghamton they have been so enthusiastic watching all the AWR action here tonight..."
Slick then uses Royal to spring himself into the air and kicks Royal in the chest on the way down. Slick then lands a big heel kick right to the face. Cover by Slick, 1…2…kickout. Slick brings Royal to his feet, but Royal responds with rights to the gut. Royal looks to suplex Slick out of the ring, but Slick lands on his feet on the apron. Slick then slaps Royal in the face receiving huge cheers for that!
David Saturn-"OH COME ON! The screwjob is coming at this rate!"
Neal Steal-"What are you talking about?"
David Saturn-"Megala grabbed Slick's foot there!"
Neal Steal-"Looked like Slop slipped. That's why you shouldn't drink and wrestle kids! Or drink and drive as Slop regularly does!"
Slick looks for a springboard move, but the ref does not notice Silvio grab Slick's leg holding him back. Royal takes advantage and sends Slick hard to the floor. The ref warns Silvio suspecting interference judging from the crowds boos. Slick is in pain from the landing and Royal goes out after him. Royal pulls Slick up onto the apron and suplexes him onto the steel steps!
David Saturn-"GOOD GOD! That will break your back!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Even the booze won't make that feel any better tomorrow morning!"
David Saturn-"Odds stacked against Slick here..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop's face contorted in pain...HA HA HA HA HA!"
Nasty move that could break your back and Slick clutches his back clearly in considerable pain. Some of the crowd are surprised that is not a DQ but the ref may be intimidated by Silvio's presence. Slick tosses a limp Slick into the ring and immediately covers...1…2…and Slick somehow gets a shoulder up! Royal with elbows to Slick's forehead before applying a camel clutch.
Neal Steal-"Camel clutch! Slop sees camels a lot but he usually sees visions of an oasis in the desert while he's drunk! Stretch him Mr Royal! Stretch his drunken ass!"
David Saturn-"Slick isn't going down without a fight!"
Neal Steal-"Slop' prime is past! He's going to be old and washed up in a few years!"
David Saturn-"He's planning on taking Rusty's spot is he?"
Slick manages to fight to his feet and elbows his way out of the hold, but a clubbing blow to the back brings Slick right back to his knees. Royal hooks Slick for a belly to belly suplex and hoists him up, but Slick knees him right in the skull to escape. Slick then unloads a spinning kick to the gut of Royal, bringing him to his knees and possibly knocking the wind out of him.
David Saturn-"Great kicks! Tremendous agility catching Royal right on the head!"
Neal Steal-Mr Royal kicked out of Shotime a kick to the head will not put Mr Royal away!"
David Saturn-"The Doc-tore driver might! Or maybe even the Slick Stretch!"
Neal S"You're just upset Slop won't be in any fit state to join you for drinks later..."
Slick then drills a kick to the back of Royal’s head. Royal backs into the corner and Slick charges in. Royal catches Slick coming in and launches him into the air, but Slick lands on his feet on the top rope! What balance! Slick then comes off with a missile dropkick right to Royal's head! Great athleticism by Slick! Cover, 1…2…3 NO! Royal kicks out. That would likely knock a normal man out!
David Saturn-"I've never denied how resilient Royal is especially for a man his size...Slick and Royal very similarly sized..."
Neal Steal-"The only thing that is similar about them!"
David Saturn-"It looks like Royal will be the one getting his ass stretched here Steal!"
Neal Steal-"You won't put Mr Royal away if you're thinking of that stretch thing Slop does..."
David Saturn-"That's a move that has won many a move for Slick over the years..."
Great toughness shown by Royal! Slick quickly goes for the SLICK STRETCH! However Silvio distracts Slick by getting onto the apron! Slick goes to nail Silvio with a punch but Silvio drops to the floor. The ref admonishes Silvio but turns his back away from Slick and Royal. Taking advantage of this Royal low blows Slick from behind!
Slick is doubled over and Royal measures him up before charging and hitting the ROYAL MUTILATION!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Royal has won the match with help from that lowlife Silvio!"
Neal Steal-"Now Mr Megala is going to give Slop a beating for old times sake! No B-Man to save you here tonight Slop!"
David Saturn-"This is completely uncalled for! Slick has taken a beating before but its two on one for crying out loud!"
This may not be over for Slick as both men begin laying in stomps! Silvio holds Slick's arms behind his back laughing as Royal lays in insulting slaps. Royal then takes Slick towards the announce table while Silvio remains inside the ring. Suddenly ROBERTO MAGGIA charges into the ring and spears Silvio to the mat! Maggia has a crazed look in his eyes as he pounds on the billion dollar emperor!
Neal Steal-"AH! GET OFF MR MEGALA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM PERV! HE'S YOUR FATHER!"
David Saturn-"MAGGIA HAS SNAPPED! HE'S GONE BALLISTIC! MAGGIA DEFENDING THE HONOR OF HIMSELF AND HIS MOTHER HERE!"
Neal Steal-"GET OFF PERV!"
Royal drops attention to what he was doing (planning to put Slick through the announce table) and runs into the ring. Royal tries to pull Maggia off and as he does Maggia decks him with a right hand! Royal is staggered and he runs right into the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER!!! JAY SWIFT came out of nowhere! Silvio is up and Swift gives him the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER for good measure! The crowd erupt as Swift and Maggia stand over Royal and Megala!
David Saturn-"Swift came to help Slick and saves Maggia for good measure!"
Neal Steal-"CONSPIRACY! That's what this is!"
David Saturn-"See you next week!"
LIVE!
BROOME COUNTY VETERANS MEMORIAL ARENA, BINGHAMTON, NEW YORK
COMMENTATORS
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The crowd erupt with boos as "Say Hello" blurs out over the PA. The boos become louder as Neal Steal walks out onto the ramp. Following him is not just Anthony Royal but also Silvio Megala. The men (and Steal) make their way to the ring, Royal looking angry and vengeful. Silvio looks calm and businesslike while Steal looks like the proudest man alive. Steal grabs a mic and holds it for Silvio...
Silvio Megala-"Tonight you see 2 men before you who have paid a tremendous price thanks to Roberto Maggia. You see a man here who is naked without the AWR World Championship around his waist. A man who was screwed out of a match that he dominated from start to finish at the PPV! Then you see yours truly harassed 24/7 by Maggia when time could have been spent on much worthier activities. Charity funding, motivational speech making and of course making Megala Enterprises one of the biggest global fashion conglomerates in the World today. All of that is what you should identify Anthony Royal and the billion dollar emperor with. Instead you see two men who have been the victims of a very sick, mentally ill young man. A man so unprofessional that he has not even arrived to the arena yet!"
Silvio Megala-"How ill do you ask? Well there is another part of this sordid tale that has not yet been told to the general public. Maggia of course released many things but that was his own twisted version and not an extension of any deep, meaningful truth! His Mother as you know was killed in an accident. Maggia claims this was no accident and as it turned out he was right. After undergoing an investigation into the incident and checking the paperwork it turns out what happened wasn't an accident after all!"
Maggia of course claims Silvio was behind the "accident" but surely he isn't going to admit to any blame?
Silvio Megala-"Maggia's Mother as we have established was a very promiscuous individual. Now most of you are probably unaware of what that word means. The figurehead of class and wealth sometimes forgets that standards have to be lowered for your benefit! Now in more simple terms most of you here in this dump can understand it means she was basically a slut. The type of woman for whom the term "hosebag" was invented. That's right she was a drunk as well much like Anthony's opponent here this evening."
Certainly Silvio Megala and Slick no strangers to each other...
Silvio Megala-"One night she discovered some horrific facts about Roberto probably when he accidentally left his laptop open. No doubt she saw some kind of disgusting fetish website! So disgusting that even she was horrified by the stuff she saw! She was so devastated by the truth about per precious son that she suffered a severe breakdown. In the midst of depression she raced to her car and sped off in a fit of shock. Totally disorientated she lost control of the vehicle."
Silvio Megala-"Now this may have appeared to be an accident but you know what? The facts of Maggia's sexual nature must have broken her poor heart. When she got into that car she may have been more conscious and aware than many thought. You know what it has all the classic signs of? Suicide!"
Deafening boos...
Silvio Megala-"Maggia drove his own Mother to suicide. In deep remorse he painted a false picture for himself that she was a great mother. That she was some kind of role model and he was the perfect son. Maggia lost himself in those delusions and then he took it out on yours truly! You know the saddest state of affairs? When Maggia looked his Father in the eye he immediately received more love and devotion than his own Mother ever gave him! What you had for the first time in your life Maggia was a role model! Yet in your dark, twisted mind you continued to delude yourself from the reality of what your Mother really was. Then you took it upon yourself to take it out on not just your loving Father but even close associates. Now Anthony has no love for you and who can blame him?"
Silvio Megala-"You may have been shown a great deal of leniency where your Father is concerned but Anthony will be showing no mercy! If you thought your childhood was a nightmare Maggia that is nothing compared to what this man will do to you! Neal please hold the mic for Mr Royal..."
Steal holds up the mic for Royal as the crowd continues with its deafening booing. Royal looks at them with utter disgust and disdain.
Royal: Why do you boo the words of this great man? He speaks nothing but the truth! You don’t believe him? Look at what happened at Thunderstorm. Look at the perverse, twisted pleasure Roberto took in screwing me out of a victory I so desperately deserved! If you don’t look at Roberto Maggia and see a perverted, twisted, lost soul, then you are simply proving Silvio and I right when we say that you are ignorant jackasses!
Royal: Roberto, do you know how easy it would have been for me to put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life after what you did to me? But, I chose not to, out of respect for your father, Silvio. I know he wants to give you the help that you need, and that cannot be done with violence. In order to help you, we must expose the sickness that resides in your mind, and that is exactly what we do. I hate your guts, but because of the respect and admiration I have for Silvio, I will try to get you that help. But, in order to do that, we are going to have to air you dirty laundry, just know, we are doing this for your own good.
The crowd boos Royal’s obvious insincerity
Royal: Which brings me to one of your “heroes”, Jay Swift. What does Jay Swift have to do with the perversions of Roberto, you ask? Just look at the facts. Jay Swift is here for roughly one month, and in that span, a Pay-Per-View is not only booked in his hometown, but named after him! Even morons such as you have to question something like that. It doesn’t add up. What kind of disgusting favors are Swift doing for Maggia to make those things happen? I don’t even want to think about it! All I know is that it is unprofessional on both ends and it cannot be tolerated!
More boos as the claims get more and more ridiculous.
Royal: Swift, I saw your little tweet about me after Thunderstorm. Your girlfriend could do a better job than me? Is that “girlfriend” Roberto!? When you chose to speak out against me, you put yourself directly into my line of fire. That was a mistake. You are a false hero that needs to be put down, and I have that opportunity at Feel the Burn. I will not fail. I want the World Title back Jay, and I know that if you beat me, that will likely make you the number one contender. But, if I beat you, even the biased Roberto will have to give me another shot. I want you to watch what happens to Slick tonight Swifter, because that is your future, and the future is bleak.
The crowd continues to boo as Royal smirks, looking quite proud of the disgusting and ridiculous things he had to say. Royal and Silvio take their leave while a giddy Neal joins Saturn on commentary.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! When Maggia gets here he will once again realise that he has been exposed to the world! What a despictable human being Maggia truly is!"
David Saturn-"I think these fans know who the despicable human beings are."
Neal Steal-"These fans have absolutely no respect! Do they not realise how lucky they are to see not just one but both of these great men in this dump? Look at this place not only is it cold and miserable but its a dump!"
David Saturn-"Well its not the biggest place in the world but..."
Neal Steal-"Typical Maggia booking a show in some small market like this instead of a big city where we belong! This is New York state but its sure as hell not New York City! Do you know how embarrassed Mr Megala and Mr Royal are to be in this location?"
David Saturn-"Nobody forced Silvio to come as far as I'm aware."
Neal Steal-"I coudn't believe it when I saw this building and realised it was the arena! Could you imagine WWE doing a Tv show in a facility like this?"
David Saturn-"They have actually. I know its not the nicest exterior but this arena is very nice on the inside! We will be back in a moment when we will see the CRASH champion Gemini in action..."
Neal Steal-"If he manages not to top anyone during the break...
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VS
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Playboy Pete persuaded to return after hiding away in recent weeks. Naughty Ned has been banned from ringside by Roberto Maggia for this contest."
Neal Steal-"Yes he had to do that by phone because he's not even here yet! So professional he's probably too busy looking at disgusting porn on his laptop..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he's kicking innocent little cats...takes a big man to do that right Steal?"
Neal Steal-"I nearly tripped over the stupid thing that's all. What a nice ranch that was Rusty owns..."
From Miami, Florida....GEMINI!!!
Neal Steal-"Here he comes...MURDERER!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho gave an explanation in response to that unfounded nonsense and I believe Gemini may do the same here shortly. Unless he just plans to do his talking in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Look at him all cocky and confident. You might think he's good looking ladies but I wouldn't suggest any go near Gemini. You would probably end up like his ex girlfriend...murdered!"
David Saturn-"I suggest you shut up before he comes over here! He's looking at you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"How can he sleep at night knowing he's a killer. Pete is terrified of a pervert like Ned goodness knows how he must feel about having to face a murderer!"
Gemini glares towards Steal who cowers behind the announce table. Gemini takes his eyes off Pete who charges from behind but Gemini is more aware than first appeared and sidesteps. Pete's hands only hit the turnbuckle and Gemini delivers several shots in the corner. Gemini with a whip to the opposite corner with enough force to send Pete to the mat upon impact.
Neal Steal-"What a great representative of the CRASH title Gemini is..."
David Saturn-"I fully agree he's a great champion..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up and let me finish Saturn. He should be behind bars with a hole in the floor for a bathroom waiting for death row! He's a despicable, cold blooded murderer!"
David Saturn-"ENOUGH!"
Pete staggers forwards but Gemini hooks his arm, signals for GO TO HELL and delivers it!!! That is over 400 pounds sent effortlessly crashing into the mat! Gemini pulls Pete back to his feet and makes him FEEL THE BURN!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: GEMINI
David Saturn-"Gemini makes short work of Pete!"
Neal Steal-"I guess Ned wasn't impressed with Pete coming up short here! Still Pete's probably relieved he's walking out alive..."
David Saturn-"Well it looks like Gemini going to speak as I thought he might..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho came up with some sob story about his Mother. What's Gemini going to do if he was a real man he would admit the truth! He's a murderer!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP STEAL!"
Gemini signals to the outside for something to be tossed at him and suddenly he gets two cans of Coca Cola. Gemini opens both cans and chugs em down like it’s water going through his belly! He then signals for two more cans, opens the cans and pours em over the fallen Playboy Pete. He then picks up the mic and sits on top of the rope as he calls for the crowd to calm down, beginning to speak.
This is now my 2nd successful defense of the Crash Championship as I have now improved my record to 4-0. While that’s good and all, I know there is much better, stronger competition yet to come and I await that day. However, the issue that I’m here to speak on is Rusty Axel.
Gemini rubs his head as he continues to speak. He can barely contain his emotions right now.
Rusty, you are a bitter old man that has done nothing and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with your 34 years in the wrestling business. Have you really gotten so mad and pissed over your recent failures to beat two former THW Hall of Famers that you had to come out and try to air dirty laundry about my past? REALLY? Calling me a cold-blooded murderer? I tell you man, you’re barking up the wrong god damn tree! You thought the beating I gave you at Thunderstorm was something? That’s absolutely NOTHING compared to what I can do to you when provoked far enough! But don’t you worry, I’m not going to beat you any worse than what I did because first of all, I know what I am and what I’m NOT is a cold-blooded murder. Sure, I killed my ex-girlfriend and her lover, but it damn sure wasn’t over jealousy. I mean if you want me to tell the truth, not only did I look better than him but I’m sure I was able to handle her in bed a lot better than he was, but hey, that’s not the point here.
Gemini laughs as he continues.
The point is that I killed her out of self-defense because she wanted to destroy me. She somehow got the codes to my backup savings accounts and she had arranged to have all the money drained out and in the long run she was going to arrange a hitman to take me out so I wouldn’t find out and wouldn’t be able to take legal action. But once I gained knowledge of what her secret plan was that’s when I took action. Should I have killed her? Hell no. I probably should have just sent the FBI after all, but I personally don't have faith in the justice system, and to be quite honest, after what happened with that Trayvon Martin case, I’m damn sure not going to start having faith in them now. But again, not the point. The point here is that I’m not on steroids, never have been and never will be and I’m not a cold blooded murderer. I’ve made my peace with my past decisions and trust me when I say I’m going to make peace with YOUR DECISION to try to tarnish my image. And as far as Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny is concerned….
Gemini picks up his Crash Championship from the mat and rests it on his shoulder.
I may be the AWR Crash Champion for now. Probably one of the longest reigning Crash Champions in quite some time, but my skill level DOES NOT limit me to just this title alone. I am a former THW World Champion. I’m the second ever THW Triple Crown and Class of 2011 Hall of Famer. You may be one of the best in this company and have all the accolades to go along with it, I’ll give you that because you’ve earned it. But what YOU need to realize is that every dog has his down when he gets put to sleep. Every dynasty has a time where they meet their demise. And every underdog has their day when they ultimately go against the hunter and finally become the HUNTED. Well congratulations Kris Destiny, you have exercised your demons to become World Champion. You have returned to AWR after it’s reopening and knocked off many memories of your past. But in 21 days, your time at the top of mountain is going to be up! I may not be some sort of Anti-Hero like you claim me to be, but I am THE DESTROYER and in 21 days, and you better listen good because my facts are perfectly clear here. In 21 days, the entire world will witness a true Clash of Champions battle. Two Hall of Famers competing for the top prize in AWR. It’s going to be a war like none other and there will most definitely be blood. But in 21 days, the underdog, which is ME, will rise from the bottom ashes, ascend to the top and will DESTROY the dynasty that you worked so hard to create. Just like the St. Louis Cardinals, you will fall. You will feel the burn as I become the NEXT AWR WORLD CHAMPION! And trust me when I say there’s not a damn thing you, Rusty Axel, or anybody else can do about it!
Gemini throws the mic down on the mat and storms out the ring as his music plays.
Neal Steal-"He's going on about gangsters now! He's probably involved in organised crime as well!"
David Saturn-"It was his girlfriend who engaged with gangsters you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Anyway I guess Gemini won't be "killing" any time here in Binghamton anyone visiting here can't wait to get out of the dump!"
David Saturn-"Well I know who's versions I believe! We will be right back with tag team action in just a few moments!"
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Upon return from commercial we see prerecorded comments from Tracy Adkins in a dark, dingy room in the bowels of the arena...
Tracy Adkins-Slick I really don't have any real problem with you in fact I kind of like you. The only real problem I got with you is that you kiss Sils ass. but lets face it your not as good as tony. Maybe the fact that I have had the highest rated matches in this companies history some of them are with you slick just dint matter and I deserve to be told to lay down week and I'm thinking its because of two things. One well lets face it I dont look like you or tony or maybe its because when I resigned my exclusive contract with AWR I put down Tracy Adkins black cloud. What black cloud that's now a white last name I thought you were just a tan white guy. Nope I'm a proud member of the Ho-chunk nation and Roberto is a Ginny immigrant who does nothing more then run this company to the verge of collapse then someone else takes it over then when its doing good he cries to daddy cause well hes owns the company that owns AWR.
The scene cuts back to the announcers who both look confused...
Neal Steal-"What on Earth was Tracy rambling about?"
David Saturn-"Beats me...sounded like he was upset he's not in the main event tonight. Slick's never kissed ass in his life especially not Silvio's! Well lets get to...oh jeez!"
The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty Axel using his desk phone...
Rusty Axel-"Well ya gotta think about your rep right? Ya know two murderers on a show being advertised by your PPV company ain't gonna be good for business is it? That's right the two main eventers Kris Destiny who goes by the name Fa Sho. Then there's Gemini...well I don't actually know what his real name is. I'm sure you can look that up someplace maybe that World Wide Web or somethin'...oh and one of the owners you need to check out his background. The one who booked the murderers in the main event. Which one? Young Roberto obviously there's nothing incriminating about Silvio's past and Silvio wouldn't have booked two murderers..."
The scene cuts back to Steal grinning and Saturn who is shaking his head in disbelief.
David Saturn-"Does Rusty not realise what he just did!"
Neal Steal-"Yes! He warned one of our PPV companies that they are promoting 2 murderers!"
David Saturn-"Is Rusty that big an idiot? Does he not realise that the PPV companies are going to be asking questions about AWR now!"
Neal Steal-"Thanks to Fa Sho and Gemini being despicable, cold blooded murderers!"
David Saturn-They aren't murderers and the PPV companies will work that out but what a pointless waste of time and expense! Even then how will they feel about AWR's professionalism when a company executive...and with Rusty I use that term loosely...wastes their time with nonsense? People in television and especially PPV do not take kindly to being mislead when they have little time to waste checking out the true facts! Silvio is going to be thrilled about this when the PPV companies call Megala Enterprises and ask about murderers in the main event..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's not Rusty's fault he's not the one who's topped people...Rusty was just attempting to limit the damage by being honest with the PPV people! Damage limitation!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is clueless! He's the head of talent relations and he does not even know Gemini's real name for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Those PPV companies will thank Rusty he could just not morally sit back without warning then..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure Silvio will appreciate his time being wasted with this...not that anyone will be particularly sympathetic to him!"
VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin and Ontario, Canada...Tracy...ADKINS...AND...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"If there's anyone I wouldn't put past committing murder in this company its Tracy Adkins!"
Neal Steal-"Tracy's done some brutal things to people but at least he's not let them breathe their last breath! Unlike Fa Sho and Gemini he shows a little mercy..."
David Saturn-"This is even more tiresome than normal. Can you just stop going on about Fa Sho and Gemini just because Rusty decided to dig up the past..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho and Gemini shouldn't have ensured the burying of innocent people then..."
David Saturn-"They might have been cremated..."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised we haven't heard about RCH killing anyone. He looks like a psycho out of films like Friday the 13th!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Binghamton has ever seen anyone quite like RCH!"
Neal Steal-"Here comes Maggia's toyboy!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP!!!!"
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
Neal Steal-"I guess Swift is still full of energy. Normally he would probably be exhausted but Maggia isn't here yet!"
David Saturn-"I didn't think Silvio could stoop any lower than he had 2 weeks ago but he managed it with the latest accusations...not to mention Royal gladly going along with it."
Neal Steal-"Maggia is setting up his toyboy Swift to be the number 1 contender! Mr Royal will overcome the odds at Feel The Burn! Of course Swift is the inferior wrestler and in a straight up contest Mr Royal would have no problem..."
David Saturn-"Swift and Adkins to start things off. I haven't got a clue what Adkins was on about in those prerecorded comments..."
Swift and Adkins set to start things off and Swift executes a takedown. Swift hooks the waist and again takes Adkins down. Swift with a rollup..1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Adkins with a quick punch staggering Swift and Adkins backs him into the corner. More blows from Adkins and he whips SWift to the opposite corner. Swift raises his elbow catching Adkins in the face.
David Saturn-"Royal told one bit of truth in his interview and that was that Swift would almost certainly be number 1 contender if he emerges victorious at Feel The Burn!"
Neal Steal-"Well have you got a problem with Mr Royal wanting to be the number 1 contender again? Especially since he and the fans were cheated of a fair contest at Thunderstorm..."
David Saturn-"The feedback I got from fans was that they were thrilled by the calibre of the match. Everyone thought Maggia did a great job calling it right down the middle..."
Neal Steal-"You're such a liar Saturn I'm surprised Fa Sho and Gemini didn't hire you as their defence attorney! You have no morals when it comes to willingly covering up lies!"
Swift misses a clothesline but as Adkins charges back Swift takes him down with an armdrag. Clearly from a technical and amateur standpoint Adkins is not on the level of Swift. When it comes to being a complete nutcase Tracy is probably the best. Dropkick from Swift followed by a scoopslam. Swift charges off the ropes as Adkins is down but Carr pulls down the top rope.
David Saturn-"Carr certainly up to speed with political correctness. Now I think that goes too far but Carr is extremely bigoted with his "gay" Swift comments..."
Neal Steal-"Very appropriate as well considering what he and Maggia have been getting up too..."
David Saturn-"Swift is completely straight not that it matters either way."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised he's wearing long pants and not just trunks. I would have thought Maggia would have insisted on the latter!"
Swift falls down to the floor and Carr clubs him across the back. RCH seems rather unconcerned as Carr rams Swift face first into the announce table. Carr rolls Swift back into the ring where Adkins is back on his feet. Adkins with shots to the back then he rams Swift face first into the turnbuckle. Rapid rights by Adkins and Swift is slumped in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Swift slumped in the corner. Usually he's busy on his knees performing his favours for Magia..."
David Saturn-"OH GIVE IT A REST!!!!"
Neal Steal-"It is deprived and Swift must have been desperate for a job after his old company shut down. We just didn't realise how desperate..."
David Saturn-"If I shout one more time I'll probably lose my damn voice!"
Tag to Carr and he clubs Swift across the back as Adkins holds him in place. RCH isn't exactly busting a gut to get into the ring and assist. Carr backs Swift against the turnbuckle and delivers an extremely loud chop to the chest. Swift whipped off the ropes and Carr looks for a back body drop. Maybe too obvious as Swift goes for a sunset flip!
Neal Steal-"Careful Carr he's going for your tights...and I don't just mean in the pinning sense!"
David Saturn-"I'm getting sick of this. Its nonstop Steal! Fa Sho and Gemini are murderers, Swift is Maggia's toyboy...will you just..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm glad you are finally admitting it Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I'm not admitting things that are blatant LIES!"
Carr keeps his balance however and nails Swift with a right hand. More rights and Carr charges off the ropes...elbowdrop! Carr immediately drops another...1,2...and Swift kicks out. Carr backs Swift into the corner again and lays in shots while tagging in Adkins. Snapmare by Adkins and he applies a sleeper. Swift fights up to his feet and Adkins clubs him across the back of the neck.
Neal Steal-"Adkins is going to have Swift screaming even worse than Swift makes Maggia scream!"
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC, LYING, UTTER IMBECILE!"
Neal Steal-"The truth hurts right Saturn? Now its not my fault what type of people Swift, Fa Sho and Gemini are..."
David Saturn-"They are great athletes and I respect them as men. People will remember them years after they retire while nobody will ever give you the slightest thought! Does that bit of truth hurt Steal?"
Adkins goes to whip Swift into the corner but Swift reverses. Looked like Swift was going to reverse the whip but instead he suplexes Adkins! T-bone variation of the suplex there and Swift makes the tag to RCH who it appears has come to fight after all! Carr charges in as Adkins also makes a tag and RCH knocks him down. Same for Adkins then RCH knocks Carr down again.
David Saturn-"I don't think RCH really trusts Swift. He wasn't exactly rushing to his aid while he was being double teamed..."
Neal Steal-"WEll if that's the case maybe RCH is more intelligent than he looks. Only slightly more mind you..."
David Saturn-"RCH has suffered a couple of disappointing defeats recently. Certainly there's no shame in losing to Gemini and Jay Swift but its put him down the pecking order when it comes to World title contention..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly RCH is on a downsing but after his victory at the PPV Carr is again on the upswing!"
RCH kicks Adkins in the face then executes a swinging neckbreaker. RCH knocks Carr down with a flying elbow smash but suddenly is distracted by the crowd volume rising as HULK CRUZ makes his way onto the ramp. Carr takes advantage throwing RCH to the outside. Carr distracts the ref while Adkins goes on the attack. Good teamwork here if not exactly ethical.
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz out here. Of course some viewers will not have seen the PPV but I doubt Cruz is here alone. Cruz orchestrating an attack on Slick which many suspect Robert Carr may have had something to do with..."
Neal Steal-"Now that's a baseless, unfounded accusation! Its no wonder Carr is paranoid when people accuse him is it?"
David Saturn-"I said that people suspect Carr has more to do with Hulk Cruz than he is letting on. I never said its a fact but a lot of people do have that opinion."
Neal Steal-"Its the story of Robert's life dealing with people who are out to get him! In that respect he's alike to Adkins as they are both victims of persecution!"
Swift isn't exactly rushing to RCH's aid either. Adkins rams RCH's face into the steel steps then rolls him back into the ring. Carr backs RCH into the corner and Adkins follows to set up a double team move. RCH whipped towards the opposite corner and Carr whips Adkins towards him. Adkins misses however as RCH moves and charges...tremendous clothesline to Carr!
David Saturn-"Have to say its a remarkable coincidence Hulk again comes out in Carr's match..."
Neal Steal-"Hulk has made no secret to me or the fans in some instances that he does not like a lot of people here in AWR. He mentioned Jay Swift by name at the PPV and I know he does not like RCH! As we saw he certainly does not like Slop! Its not Carr's fault Maggia booked this match and the one at the PPV he can't help it if Hulk comes out."
David Saturn-"We said Hulk hadn't come alone and he's motioning to the back!"
Neal Steal-"I hope those men do not attack Robert this time! Yahoo they are going for the blunt hatchet warrior!"
David Saturn-"What a surprise...no attempt to touch Carr...or Adkins for that matter."
Suddenly Hulk beckons to the back and the three masked men we saw at the PPV come charging to the ring! Two of them attack RCH while Swift trades right hands with the other. The ref calls for the bell! RCH is lifted up and double powerbombed into the mat! Hulk is circling the ring as Carr and Adkins make their exit.
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: JAY SWIFT AND RCH
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz and the men he refers to as the War Machines interfering just as Swift and RCH were gaining momentum!"
Neal Steal-"I agree with the philosophies of Hulk Cruz but I know Carr will be disappointed. He was hoping to defeat Swift here tonight..."
David Saturn-"Swift is in trouble here..."
Neal Steal-"What would Swift do if he's in no fit state to perform his favours for Maggia..."
The three then turn their attentions to Swift pounding on him. Swift is outnumbered three to one and despite his best efforts to defend himself is forced down to the mat. They begin laying in stomps but the crowd erupt as SLICK comes charging into the ring with a baseball bat! The men scatter while Cruz glares at Slick before following the War Machines up the ramp!
David Saturn-"Slick makes the save!"
Neal Steal-"What a coward Slop is coming out with that baseball bat!"
David Saturn-"There were three men you fool! Not to mention Hulk Cruz is more than capable of physical involvement!"
Neal Steal-"Well Slop better not dare bring that bat out here when he has to face Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"That is the main event but before that the World Champion Fa Sho takes on Rusty Axel!"
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VS
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-I just can't emphasise enough how ridiculous this theme is..."
Neal Steal-"I was talking to the rasslin legend backstage and he said Fa Sho and Gemini should have an electric chair match at the PPV. They should put a big chair on the stage and the loser gets the shocking they should have had after they committed murder!"
David Saturn-"I doubt the fans want to see an electric chair in wrestling after WCW's exploits in the past..."
Neal Steal-"Why is Rusty coming out here first? This murderer is going to get a hero's response! Where are these people's morals?"
David Saturn-"In a higher, cleaner place than the gutter where Rusty's are..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"By the time Rusty has finished here Fa Sho will be feeling like he's on Death Row!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Rusty will kick his ass just as he did in his victorious efforts against Gemini and Jay Swift..."
Neal Steal-"Not only is Rusty a great rassler but he's also a great rancher!"
David Saturn-"Has he ever won any awards or titles in ranching or is it just like his wrestling career?"
Circle and lockup in the centre of the ring. Right hands by Sho and he rams Rusty into the turnbuckle. Shots to the back and another shot to Rusty's face. Elbows to the ribs but Rusty counters with a thumb to the eye. Sho rammed into the next turnbuckle and Rusty begins choking Sho and yells MURDERER right in his face.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty not intimidated staring into the cold, emotionless eyes of a killer! Fa Sho just can't stand the fact Rusty has confronted him with the truth instead of whispering it behind his back like many have for so long!"
David Saturn-"Rusty has just digged up the past for no reason other than he's old and bitter."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has nothing to be bitter about after the tremendous career he has had!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is so deluded and oblivious I can't help but feel slightly sorry for him. I have no pity for people like Silvio and Royal but Rusty is just a sad, lonely figure in so many ways."
Neal Steal-"You're talking nonsense Saturn! Now you better listen referee! Rusty has had enough bad luck due to referees recently you better call it fair and square!"
Rusty moans as the ref breaks it up. Sho with kicks as Rusty turns back round and a right hand. Rusty responds with an eye rake (SURPRISE SURPRISE) and whips Sho into the corner. Rusty charges but Sho is too fast and Rusty hits the ringpost shoulder first! Sho immediately grabs the arm. Sho yanking on the arm and maintains it as Rusty connects with a right hand.
Neal Steal-"Thank God Mr Royal was not added to Sho's killing list. His Mother was not quite so lucky..."
David Saturn-"What Fa Sho did to Royal crossed the line but its not like there were no divers. I think Fa Sho was giving Royal the shock of his life..."
Neal Steal-"It was attempted murder! He sent Mr Royal and his limo into a river for crying out loud!"
David Saturn-"This match non title since Maggia controls the booking of that championship plus a title match has been signed for the PPV and can't be hanged contractually..."
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho will be feeling like he's gotten away with murder with this being non title...oh wait a minute he already has..."
Sho drives his elbow into Rusty's arm sending him down to one knee. Rusty back to his feet as Sho keeps the hold on. Rusty with a jab to the midsection then grabs Sho's arm. Sho easily reverses Rusty's rare attempt at a hold into a hammerlock and again drives his elbow into the arm. Sho yanking on the arm but Rusty manages to back Sho into the ropes and elevates him over.
David Saturn-"I'm surprised Rusty did that he probably still thinks throwing someone over the top rope warrants a disqualification..."
Neal Steal-"No he does not Rusty has continually adapted to the new rules in rasslin over the years. Not every company had that top rope rule either! Now how dare that referee address Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Yes better not do your job referee otherwise you might have people making up nonsense about you being a perv or a murderer...."
Neal Steal-"Rusty will go to the outside when he wants. That referee has no right to deprive these fans of Rusty's thrilling rasslin for a second!"
Referee telling Rusty to stay in the ring which perhaps surprisingly he does...well not for long. Rusty to the outside running onto a left hand. More lefts but Rusty hits back with rights. Sho rolled into the ring and another right. Kick to the midsection from Sho and an elbow to the back of the head. Rusty again hits back with a right then slams Sho to the mat.
David Saturn-"Oh Rusty misses that incredible death defying elbowdrop attempt! I think his foot almost left the ground!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's feet hardly leave the ground because he's a legend standing tall!"
David Saturn-"They ought to change that lyric in his theme to night after night he's a loser seeing stars!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you!"
Rusty goes for an elbowdrop but misses what he probably considers a high flying move. Sho again going right back to the arm probably so Rusty can't eyerake him at every opportunity. Of course Rusty's arm might still be sore after hitting the ringpost shoulder first. Sho twisting on Rusty's arm and Rusty moans at the ref about the perfectly legitimate hold.
Neal Steal-"Look at Fa Sho! Is that how he grabbed his Mother before he brutally ended her existence! Rusty is not a poor, defenceless woman!""
David Saturn-"No he's just an average wrestler past his sell by date! Its no wonder people say Rusty's breath stinks!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's worked on a ranch for much of his life! What is he supposed to smell like?"
David Saturn-"Lie somebody who's had a shower and taken a breath mint after knocking down the whisky!"
Sho backs Rusty into the corner and knees him in the ribs. Rusty fights back knocking Sho down and begins stomping him. Sho is right on the edge of the ring and Rusty pushes him to the floor with his boot. Rusty follows and rams Sho face first into the announce table to the delights of Steal who also loudly yells MURDERER at Sho.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA! How do you like that then MURDERER! HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"He probably dislikes having his head slammed into a table as most people would."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! He's choking Sho now! Wonder if that's how he finished his Mother off!"
David Saturn-"His Mother was a vile, abusive bitch and the reason Fa Sho suffers psychologically to this day. Sho was nine years old!"
Neal Steal-"The only reason he escaped prison and the electric chair! Age is no excuse infact that makes it even scarier that he was capable of committing murder at such a young age!""
David Saturn-"It was SELF DEFENCE!!!"
Rusty chokes Sho with his boot then rams him into the barrier. Sho's neck pressed over the barrier as Rusty lays in shots. Elbow to the head and Rusty goes back into the ring. Sho follows quickly as the ref is up to 8. Rusty pulls Sho into the ring and backs the World Champion into the corner throwing several right hands. Rusty charges catching Sho in the face with his knee.
David Saturn-"Oh Rusty with a magical move! Or its beautiful just look at the way he works on the eye! This is magical to watch! So original and initiative!"
Neal Steal-"Its basic offence that has got the job done for Rusty these past 34 years..."
David Saturn-"I haven't seen his entire win/loss record but I bet its 80% in one direction!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho deserves to feel Rusty's aggression. Rusty told me backstage he was dedicating this match to Sho's Mother!"
David Saturn-"Well that's despicable.."
Rusty again rakes the eyes. Rusty with a kick to the ribs then he places Sho's head over the bottom rope. Rusty blatantly chokes Sho over the bottom rope until the ref breaks it. Rusty then stomps on Sho's chest as he is perched on the edge of the apron. Another stomp and Sho drops to the floor. Rusty rolls Sho back into the ring.
David Saturn-"Well Rusty rolls Sho back into the ring and who knows he might even perform a wrestling hold!"
Neal Steal-"These fans in Binghamton are so lucky tonight getting to see the likes of Rusty, Mr Megala and Mr Royal! Usually they only get to see anyone of notable fame when they visit New York City!"
David Saturn-"I imagine that's where Royal and Silvio will be heading after this show. Silvio probably wanting to cut some business deal no doubt..."
Neal Steal-"I ust hope Sho does not take it out on some innocent person when Rusty gets the job done here. By that I mean committing another murder..."
Sho staggers back into the corner but as Rusty approaches Sho drives him back into the centre of the ring with left and rights. Sho charges off the ropes and connects with an extra powerful right hand knocking Rusty to the mat. Sho to the top rope as Rusty staggers... missile dropkick from the top! Cover...1,2...and Rusty kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! As if you're going to put away the legendary Rusty with that!"
David Saturn-"Maybe a boot to the head will finish him off..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe that's how he finished his Mother off..."
David Saturn-"ENOUGH STEAL!!!! You're just relentless..."
As Rusty rises to his feet Sho measures him up preparing to strike. Sho charges going for a big boot but Rusty cowardly pulls the ref in front of him. Rusty pokes Sho in the eye then delivers a low blow! Rusty delivers a scoop slam then heads to the outside where he picks up Sho's World title belt. Rusty grins as he waits for Sho to get to his feet belt in hand...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Rusty is about to serve the justice Fa Sho should have faced when he was nine years old!"
David Saturn-"What a coward Rusty is using the ref as a shield..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty was just telling the ref to watch his positioning. Those refs have been such trouble lately...AH!!!!"
David Saturn-"Its Gemini!"
suddenly GEMINI charges the ring, grabs Rusty and floors him with a FEEL THE BURN!!! He rolls out the ring in time before the ref regains consciousness. Destiny, taking advantage of the situation, lifts up Rusty and hits SHOTIME, following it up with the pin for the victory!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
Neal Steal-"This is a CRIME! Fa Sho has stolen this and Gemini was an accessory! MURDERERS IN ARMS!"
David Saturn-"I don't blame Gemini at all. Why should he put up with all the crap Rusty's been saying..."
Neal Steal-"That damn ref was down! If Rusty hadn't been forced to try and pull him out of the way of Sho's kick this wouldn't have happened! Damn your poor ring positioning!"
David Saturn-"What now are you going to accuse them of coca cola abuse?"
Neal Steal-"Coca cola promotes sharing, families and Christmas! How horrified they will be that two murderers are drinking their product on national Tv!"
As Kris Destiny gets his hand raised in victory, Gemini rolls back into the ring and signals for two cans of Coca Cola. Kris Destiny turns around to see Gemini and immediately, Gemini throws up his arms in a “hold on, no harm” type of fashion. He simply hands Destiny a can of coke, Destiny looking at him with a great deal of mistrust. We here Gemini say “Come on! Just this one time.”
After hesitating a few moments, Destiny grabs the can from Gemini and the two toast off, chugging down their respective cans and dropping the cans on the fallen Rusty Axel. The two then hold up their respective titles and have a stareoff.
Neal Steal-"This is despicable! I've never called a lower moment than watching two murderers celebrating in the ring! Why is Fa Sho taking that coke is this some kind of mind game he's playing here? Neither of these men can trust the other? Which one will stab the other in the back first? Maybe literally!"
David Saturn-"Well I'm a bit surprised Sho took that coke from Gemini. Maybe there's something more to it..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe we will see a murderer murdering a murderer! You won't be celebrating soon Saturn when Mr Royal kicks your hero's ass!"
David Saturn-"Anthony Royal takes on Slick...its coming up NEXT!"
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VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Here's Mr Royal and he's going to perform a great public service for the bars here tonight! All these people have is bars for entertainment but Slop won't be visiting any when Royal's finished with him! By that I mean Mr Royal will give Slop a beating but stop short of killing him."
David SaturnThere's nothing Royal likes more than beating up people like Slick but there's nothing Slick hates more than people like Royal!
Neal Steal-"Slop just hates good, decent, law abiding people like Mr Royal. It is beneath Mr Royal to perform in this dump and it is beneath him to dirty his hands on Slop!"
David Saturn-"Slick is a former NIWF Champion just like Royal. He has every right to be in the ring with such company."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"We are about to start...oh wait a minute!"
Neal Steal-"YAHOO! We are being treated to seeing Mr Megala for the 2nd time tonight! A special treat for the fans!"
David Saturn-"Megala looking at Slick. Megala had some wars with the Badd Boyz in the past..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Mr Megala beat them every time!"
David Saturn-"That's not true. The Badd Boyz recorded their fair share of victories over Silvio and the Corporate Army as his followers were known back then..."
Intense stare down to begin the match before the competitors lock up. The crowd erupt with boos as SILVIO MEGALA walks out onto the ramp. Slick is distracted by this knowing firsthand how treacherous Silvio can be and Royal backs him into the corner. Royal talks trash to Slick as he drives his forearms into his face before breaking. The ref scolds Royal for not breaking immediately.
Neal Steal-"Now that ref better watch himself!" We have seen enough bad refereeing tonight!"
David Saturn-"They have a tough job which they have performed perfectly well. I don't fault the refs for anything tonight at all..."
Neal Steal-"You will be making your excuses for Slop after Mr Royal easily disposes of the drunk..."
Blue-"It does not look good for Slick with Megala at ringside. What business does he have out here?"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Megala and Mr Royal came out first. Mr Megala probably just making sure he's here incase Slop brought that bat out with him..."
David Saturn-"Slick had no intention of bringing a bat out for this match. He only did earlier because he would have been outnumbered...though he's outnumbered right now."
As Royal turns his attention back to Slick he is met with a stiff kick to the leg. Royal doubles over in pain as Slick charges at him, but Royal catches him and drives him back into the corner. A big right takes Slick to the mat. Royal whips Slick into the corner and follows behind him, but Slick catches himself on the ropes. Slick wraps his legs around Royal’s neck.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala beat Slop in his last NIWF match! That must be painful knowledge for you Saturn! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Well its not the way Slick wanted to end his NIWF career to say the least but it does not taint his many achievements in the slightest.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal so generous here not ending this too quickly for these people here in Binghamton. After all Mr Royal and Mr Megala will probably never enter this miserable cesspit again!"
David Saturn-"Great fans here in Binghamton they have been so enthusiastic watching all the AWR action here tonight..."
Slick then uses Royal to spring himself into the air and kicks Royal in the chest on the way down. Slick then lands a big heel kick right to the face. Cover by Slick, 1…2…kickout. Slick brings Royal to his feet, but Royal responds with rights to the gut. Royal looks to suplex Slick out of the ring, but Slick lands on his feet on the apron. Slick then slaps Royal in the face receiving huge cheers for that!
David Saturn-"OH COME ON! The screwjob is coming at this rate!"
Neal Steal-"What are you talking about?"
David Saturn-"Megala grabbed Slick's foot there!"
Neal Steal-"Looked like Slop slipped. That's why you shouldn't drink and wrestle kids! Or drink and drive as Slop regularly does!"
Slick looks for a springboard move, but the ref does not notice Silvio grab Slick's leg holding him back. Royal takes advantage and sends Slick hard to the floor. The ref warns Silvio suspecting interference judging from the crowds boos. Slick is in pain from the landing and Royal goes out after him. Royal pulls Slick up onto the apron and suplexes him onto the steel steps!
David Saturn-"GOOD GOD! That will break your back!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Even the booze won't make that feel any better tomorrow morning!"
David Saturn-"Odds stacked against Slick here..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop's face contorted in pain...HA HA HA HA HA!"
Nasty move that could break your back and Slick clutches his back clearly in considerable pain. Some of the crowd are surprised that is not a DQ but the ref may be intimidated by Silvio's presence. Slick tosses a limp Slick into the ring and immediately covers...1…2…and Slick somehow gets a shoulder up! Royal with elbows to Slick's forehead before applying a camel clutch.
Neal Steal-"Camel clutch! Slop sees camels a lot but he usually sees visions of an oasis in the desert while he's drunk! Stretch him Mr Royal! Stretch his drunken ass!"
David Saturn-"Slick isn't going down without a fight!"
Neal Steal-"Slop' prime is past! He's going to be old and washed up in a few years!"
David Saturn-"He's planning on taking Rusty's spot is he?"
Slick manages to fight to his feet and elbows his way out of the hold, but a clubbing blow to the back brings Slick right back to his knees. Royal hooks Slick for a belly to belly suplex and hoists him up, but Slick knees him right in the skull to escape. Slick then unloads a spinning kick to the gut of Royal, bringing him to his knees and possibly knocking the wind out of him.
David Saturn-"Great kicks! Tremendous agility catching Royal right on the head!"
Neal Steal-Mr Royal kicked out of Shotime a kick to the head will not put Mr Royal away!"
David Saturn-"The Doc-tore driver might! Or maybe even the Slick Stretch!"
Neal S"You're just upset Slop won't be in any fit state to join you for drinks later..."
Slick then drills a kick to the back of Royal’s head. Royal backs into the corner and Slick charges in. Royal catches Slick coming in and launches him into the air, but Slick lands on his feet on the top rope! What balance! Slick then comes off with a missile dropkick right to Royal's head! Great athleticism by Slick! Cover, 1…2…3 NO! Royal kicks out. That would likely knock a normal man out!
David Saturn-"I've never denied how resilient Royal is especially for a man his size...Slick and Royal very similarly sized..."
Neal Steal-"The only thing that is similar about them!"
David Saturn-"It looks like Royal will be the one getting his ass stretched here Steal!"
Neal Steal-"You won't put Mr Royal away if you're thinking of that stretch thing Slop does..."
David Saturn-"That's a move that has won many a move for Slick over the years..."
Great toughness shown by Royal! Slick quickly goes for the SLICK STRETCH! However Silvio distracts Slick by getting onto the apron! Slick goes to nail Silvio with a punch but Silvio drops to the floor. The ref admonishes Silvio but turns his back away from Slick and Royal. Taking advantage of this Royal low blows Slick from behind!
Slick is doubled over and Royal measures him up before charging and hitting the ROYAL MUTILATION!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Royal has won the match with help from that lowlife Silvio!"
Neal Steal-"Now Mr Megala is going to give Slop a beating for old times sake! No B-Man to save you here tonight Slop!"
David Saturn-"This is completely uncalled for! Slick has taken a beating before but its two on one for crying out loud!"
This may not be over for Slick as both men begin laying in stomps! Silvio holds Slick's arms behind his back laughing as Royal lays in insulting slaps. Royal then takes Slick towards the announce table while Silvio remains inside the ring. Suddenly ROBERTO MAGGIA charges into the ring and spears Silvio to the mat! Maggia has a crazed look in his eyes as he pounds on the billion dollar emperor!
Neal Steal-"AH! GET OFF MR MEGALA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM PERV! HE'S YOUR FATHER!"
David Saturn-"MAGGIA HAS SNAPPED! HE'S GONE BALLISTIC! MAGGIA DEFENDING THE HONOR OF HIMSELF AND HIS MOTHER HERE!"
Neal Steal-"GET OFF PERV!"
Royal drops attention to what he was doing (planning to put Slick through the announce table) and runs into the ring. Royal tries to pull Maggia off and as he does Maggia decks him with a right hand! Royal is staggered and he runs right into the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER!!! JAY SWIFT came out of nowhere! Silvio is up and Swift gives him the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER for good measure! The crowd erupt as Swift and Maggia stand over Royal and Megala!
David Saturn-"Swift came to help Slick and saves Maggia for good measure!"
Neal Steal-"CONSPIRACY! That's what this is!"
David Saturn-"See you next week!"