Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 12, 2013 21:07:15 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #39
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
We are backstage as the latest addition of Crash TV is about to begin. We see Anthony Royal giving some stage hands a hard time.
[red] Royal: [/red] Tonight is a big deal, so you morons better get everything right. Tons of balloons, tons of confetti and massive pyro. This is my night, I want everything to be…
Royal stops mid-sentence as he sees a smiling Rusty Axel approaching. Rusty has one hand behind his back, as if he is hiding something.
Rusty: Tony Royal!
Royal grits his teeth at the name Tony. However, he then displays a huge toothy grin and greets Rusty. We have never seen Royal grin so widely before...
[red] Royal: [/red] "Rusty….it is just GREAT to see you! Just the company I want on my birthday!"
Rusty: Great to see you too Tony. Now, I hear somebody round here is having a birthday today. Now, is that true?
Royal nods his head as Rusty apparently misheard Royal just told him its his birthday.
Rusty: Well then today’s your lucky day kid, cause old Rusty got something for ya.
Rusty brings the mystery behind his back to light, revealing a poorly wrapped lump of something. He hands it over to Royal who once again displays his huge toothy grin.
[red] Royal: [/red] God, Rusty, you absolutely, positively should not have gotten me anything!
Rusty just smiles dumbly at Royal.
Rusty: Well, shucks kid, ain’t ya gonna open it?
Royal again gives Rusty a wide toothy grin and tears apart the wrapping paper, revealing a hunk of beef. Rusty can barely contain his excitement as Royal is opening the gift and virtually explodes when it is fully unwrapped.
Rusty: Woo Hoo! Do ya know that that is!? That is 100% grade A beef straight from Rusty’s Ranch!
[red] Royal: [/red] WOW Rusty, what a GREAT gift. This must be the best gift I've ever had thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.
Rusty: That there is the good stuff! Well, anyways, I got me a show to run. You have a happy birthday Tony. And, enjoy that beef!
Rusty pats Royal on the shoulder and walks away. Royal waves to him with his toothy grin as he leaves then continues harassing the stage hands.
David Saturn-"Hello everyone and I'm proud to welcome you all to such a "joyous" occasion! Tonight the egomania of Anthony Royal runs supreme!"
Rusty Axel-"Well it is the mans birthday Saturn and the least he deserves is a nice party after all he's done for this company. I think Tony loved my gift most of al have you ever seen him so happy?"
David Saturn-"Well I've never seen him grin like a 5 year old now. As you can see I've been joined by Rusty Axel and also Playboy Pete!"
Playboy Pete-"What's up Davey my dawg!"
Rusty Axel-"Great I've been joined by the only black man who talks like a black man..."
David Saturn-"Don't know what that's supposed to mean. Anyway we have only three matches here tonight but we are going to start things off BIG! The World Champion Fa Sho vs RCH!"
Playboy Pete-"I dig 'em both even though the hatchet warrior took that sweet CRASH gold from around my waist!"
Rusty Axel-"Not sure which was worse Pete as the champ or RCH. Still there's nothing worse than having a champion who's nothing but a murderer!"
David Saturn-"YAWN!"
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Rusty Axel-"So why ya out here Peter? I know Neal is helping Tony out which is why I'm here. No reason for you though is there..."
Playboy Pete-"Well unless someone wants to come out here and shift dis phat ass I'm here to stay playa!"
Rusty Axel-"Right...whatever the hell you just said."
David Saturn-"How are you and Ned getting along?"
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Playboy Pete-"Me and Neddy are tight but not too tight! I was just gonna commentate on dis match he's havin' with Tracy Adkins but nobody ever heard da Playboy on colour commentary so I thought I do da whole show!"
Rusty Axel-"Because nobody wanted you to that's why..."
David Saturn-"So you're friendly with Ned just not too friendly?"
Rusty Axel-"He can hardly judge can he a pimp who has prostitutes..."
Playboy Pete-"I offer the finest ladies at a premium rate! Don't ya like a piece of ass now and then Rusty?"
The men circle one another and lock up. Side head lock by Sho, but RCH sends him off the ropes, only to be met with a big shoulder block. Sho off the ropes, but RCH leaps over. However, Sho kicks him in the gut, doubling him over. Irish whip by Sho and he hits a forearm, taking RCH down. Sho brings RCH up and backs him into the ropes with right hands.
David Saturn-"Fa Sho has been in phenomenal form damn near unstoppable since AWR reopened and indeed the last few weeks before it closed."
Rusty Axel-"Ya forgot that as whuppin' I gave him..."
David Saturn-"Oh I'm "dreadfully" sorry Rusty it must have slipped my mind..."
Rusty Axel-"Jim Ross is available now remember Saturn. I like Jim he's a good ol' Southern boi I would love to have him at AWR."
Playboy Pete-"Do ya have any government mules on da ranch?"
David Saturn-"RCH in big need of a win here he's been on a losing streak ever since beating you Pete. Maybe you cursed him!"
Whip by Sho and on the rebound he presses RCH over his head. RCH slides down the back, hooks Sho and goes for a suplex but Sho is able to elbow his way out of it. Sho looks for a right hand, but RCH ducks and tries for a backslide. Sho spins him around into a right hand. Low drop kick by RCH though, and Sho favoring the knee.
Rusty Axel-"I guess RCH isn't afraid of having to face a murderer..."
Playboy Pete-"That RCH is one wacky cracker if you know what da' Playboys sayin?"
Rusty Axel-"Sorry I need to get 'ma broken English dictionary..."
David Saturn-"This match would have been almost a guaranteed PPV bout but RCH's stock has slipped somewhat recently..."
RCH sends Sho to the outside. Flying elbow smash by RCH and Sho sent back into the ring. Back in the ring, RCH backs Sho into the corner. RCH talks trash, Sho isn’t happy and he shoves RCH. RCH charges, but Sho catches him with an elbow. RCH reacts looking for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sho blocks and hits a sambo suplex!
Playboy Pete-"RCH ain't been able to see the forest for the trees since he beat my phat ass..."
Rusty Axel-"Who hasn't?"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho keeping his temper under check much better now too. Still he's probably the most hot headed unpredictable wrestler in the company..."
Rusty Axel-"The most hot headed murderer in the company..."
Both me up fast and Sho whips RCH across the ring. He lowers his head and RCH responds with a sunset flip. He wants to roll into into a single leg Boston crab, but Sho kicks himself free. Sho tries to follow up but RCH hits a jaw breaker. Sho stumbles into the ropes then back towards RCH who goes for a super kick. Sho catches his foot and spins him around.
Rusty Axel-"Where's that idiot Gemini tonight. I guess you don't mind Pete since he beat you easily enough..."
David Saturn-"Maybe Gemini's taken the night off..."
Rusty Axel-"Guess one murderer in the building is better than two.."
Sho looks for a big right, RCH ducks catching Sho with a kick to the gut. Whip attempt by RCH, but Sho hangs onto the arm, spins him around and knees him in the gut. Sho sets up a DDT and he hits it! RCH to his feet and Sho almost takes his head off from the impact. Cover by Sho, 1…2...shoulder up. Sho pulls RCH up and hits a super kick sending RCH into the turnbuckle.
Rusty Axel-"RCH been spending too much time in the dark forest recently he's been on a losing streak..."
David Saturn-"Quite a few losing streaks going around isn't there Rusty?"
Playboy Pete-"I can see that big yella streak running right down Old Rusty's back..."
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty ain't ever been yella..."
Sho charges but RCH catches him with a boot to the face. Sho staggers back and RCH to the top rope. RCH goes for a crossbody but Sho catches him and drills him with a spinebuster! Cover, 1…2…RCH gets a shoulder up. Sho brings RCH to his feet then looks for a German suplex. RCH counters turning it into a half-Boston crab.
Playboy Pete-"RCH with a submission attempt...I need to work on da submissions. I'm a little loose in that area playas..."
Rusty Axel-"More like your whole ring style..."
David Saturn-"There's just something that looks off colour about RCH..."
Rusty Axel-"He looks like the same freak he always has..."
Playboy Pete-"Dat Sho has that killer instinct dawg that's a lil' somethin' RCH been missin' lately..."
Rusty Axel-"Don't mention killers with Fa Sho around..."
Sho is well positioned and he gets the ropes! RCH is frustrated and he looks to go back to work on Sho, but Sho staggers him with a right hand. RCH quickly recovers though and he delivers an uppercut. Sho stays on his feet though, RCH charges and runs into another spinebuster! 1,2...3!!! Big cheers though many surprised (including Sho) that a second spinebuster was enough to finish RCH.
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"No shame in losing to Fa Sho but a massive loss for RCH. I can't believe he was beaten so early in the match I thought it would go longer."
Playboy Pete-"Well nobody can go with dat Fa Sho...ah look Davey its your buddy Neal!"
Davd Saturn-"Oh wonderful..."
The scene cuts backstage where we see Neal Steal talking to Royal's attendants. Fa Sho's music can still be heard over the PA following his win...
Neal Steal-"Yes a full crateload of the finest champagne! I want it in the next half hour!"
The attendants sigh at Steal's orders. Steal looks smug pushing people around.
Neal Steal-"This is going to be a great night even if it has been tainted by a murderer on the broadcast! How bad does that make AWR and Maggia look having a murderer open the show and win his match? I bet Fa Sho never had a decent birthday during his childhood! Still its no reason to be a murdering coward is it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
The attendants roll their eyes...
Neal Steal-"I've always wondered how he killed her. Maybe he just choked her out. Maybe he pushed her down the stairs or more likely bashed her from behind with a blunt object like a gutless coward! I thought RCH was a maniac with that hatchet but Sho is even worse! Who knows maybe he used a hatchet to kill her then chopped the body into little tiny pieces! Ha ha ha ha ha! He's not a champion...he's a murderer!!! Now Mr Royal also requires..."
The scene then cuts to Fa Sho watching a monitor behind the stage curtain! Judging by the fury on his face he has heard every word Steal just said! The scene cuts to commercial...
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From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"So Rusty who's side are you on in this whole thing with Carr and the War Machines..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I ain't got anything Hulk Cruz but I've known Carr for some time now. I think I'll be siding with my boi Robert..."
David Saturn-"Well most people think Carr and Cruz are in cahoots..."
Playboy Pete-"Dat Robert Carr needs to get himself laid all I've ever heard is his whining and crying..."
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes another guy on top form...Jay Swift!"
Rusty Axel"Ya forgettin' again Saturn..."
Playboy Pete-"Hey look homies its that baldie again..."
David Saturn-"Indeed there is Hulk Cruz and maybe tonight we will see the truth. Though personally I know which side I'm leaning towards..."
Playboy Pete-"Well I only lean on da coolest side of the pillow playa!"
After the introductions have been made Hulk Cruz boldly walks down the ramp. Robert Carr sees him and starts to shout at Hulk. Carr shakes his fist but Hulk laughs at him. Swift looks down at Hulk and hulk applauds Swift. Swift looks down at Hulk and shruggs it off and ignores him. Hulk chants Swifts name a few times but Carr walks over to the official and points at Cruz.
David Saturn-"Carr of course the most paranoid man alive..."
Rusty Axel-"Now if he says it wasn't him it wasn't him. You accused him of dishing out those deserved beatings from Tony remember? You got that wrong as usual Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Yes and he milked that for all it was worth."
Rusty Axel-"He was right and you're last who can judge him..."
Playboy Pete-"Carr cryin' again that Carr needs a little light relief he's so tense..."
Carr tries to explain to the official that Hulk has no right to be at ringside. The Official bickers a bit with Carr who is very insistent on getting Cruz out of the ring side area. Finally the official climbs out of the ring and says something to the ring announcer. The ring announcer makes an announcement.
Ring Announcer: The official has ordered that hulk Cruz must return to the back as requested by Robert Carr.
Hulk points at Carr and laughs. Then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ticket and flashes it at the official. Cruz then walks over to the broadcast table and grabs the Mic.
Hulk Cruz: Just for the record I bought and paid for my ticket. There is a seat right over there reserved for me.
Hulk points at a seat near Swifts corner. Once again he laughs at Carr who is now shaking his fist at Hulk. Then we hear Carr curse out loud and speak.
Robert Carr: God Damn it that proves Cruz is working with Swift!
Hulk smirks as he speaks once again.
Hulk Cruz: So since I paid for that seat I guess I will be staying.
Cruz walks over and looks up at Swift and winks. Swift once again ignores Cruz and the bell rings as the action begins to get underway.
Rusty Axel-"The proof is in the pudding! Course you of all people should know about puddings Pete..."
Playboy Pete-"I think Swift has dat Robert Carr's number...."
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly established a dominance over Carr to say the least but not everything lasts forever..."
Rusty Axel-"Except Pete's appetite..."
The men circle each other to start, before Carr charges in, but Swift snatches his arm and wrenches it behind his back. He pulls him into a front facelock, but Carr grabs the arm and now he has Swift in a hammerlock. Two very technical styles here but it may soon become an all out brawl. Swift rolls through and takes Carr down with an armdrag.
Playboy Pete-"Now I ain't gonna moan about technical wrestlin' but dis too serious for me dawg."
Rusty Axel-"At least they take their professional seriously even if Swift has no respect for legends."
David Saturn-"Feels like deja vu watching Carr against Swift at times but like I've said who knows..."
Rusty Axel- I know Carr is telling the truth despite your baseless nonsense Saturn..."
Carr quickly using his legs to send Swift to the mat. Carr pops to his feet, but Swift sweeps his legs, taking him back to the mat. Cover by Swift, 1…quick kick out. Hulk Cruz is on his feet applauding the move. Carr to his feet, dodges a kick and elbows Swift in the gut then takes him down with a snapmare. Hammerlock applied by Carr...
David Saturn-"Certainly these two men must know each other so well now. Who did you wrestle most during your career Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I can't remember the most. I rassled the likes of Lou Thesz, Ernie Ladd, Giant Haystacks back in the day. That haystacks made Pete look thin..."
Playboy Pete-"Now I'm 400 pounds of pure muscle dawg!"
Rusty Axel-"I can't see any past all the flab..."
Swift fights to his feet and turns it into a snapmare of his own. Not that snapmares are exactly any different whoever does them. Carr though, tremendously rolls through and locks the hammerlock back in. Swift fights to his knees, then to his feet and twists out of the hold. Side headlock by Swift, but Carr again is able to gain control of the arm and apply another hammerlock.
Rusty Axel-"Now that's a nice fundamental rasslin move there by Robert Carr. It may not be fancy but its wearing down his opponent..."
David Saturn-"These men are too well conditioned to be worn down already."
Playboy Pete-"Well dat RCH didn't last long..."
Rusty Axel-"He lasted longer than you did against that murderer Gemini..."
Playboy Pete-"Gemini was da better man that playa is on a roll! Da Playboy never been hit so hard!"
Swift is in pain and throws elbows to escape the hold. Swift shot off the ropes and he takes Carr down with a shoulder block. Once again Hulk Cruz applauds and Swift gives him what most would consider an irritated look. Swift off the ropes, but Carr drops down and catches him with an arm drag on the rebound. Both men pop up and Carr plants Swift with a tilt-a-whirl slam!
Playboy Pete-"Now dat Swift been impressin' me too. The AWR couldn't have found two athletes of that calibre elsewhere easily..."
David Saturn-"Well all credit to Roberto Maggia there..."
Rusty Axel-"I still got my eye on 'em..."
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz still here of course we don't need him ruining anothr match. Or at least his associates ruining it..."
Carr makes the cover...1,2...and Swift kicks out. Hulk Cruz is on his feet looking like he was going to charge into the ring. Or at least trying to make people think he would. Carr pulls Swift up and backs him into the ropes with right hands. Carr then whips Swift across and hits a flap jack on the rebound. Carr pulls Swift to his feet and calls for the CARR CRASH...
Playbpy Pete-"OH! Now dat was close!"
David Saturn-"Well not really considering how loudly Carr signaled for it..."
Rusty Axel-"Ya can't stop talent Saturn..."
David Saturn-"You should know..."
Carr couldn't have made it much clearer what he wanted to do signalling like that. Swift wriggles free and turns it into a backslide! 1…2…Carr just manages to escape. Hulk Cruz loudly yells "damn!" Both men to their feet and Swift gets a hand full of hair and backs Carr into the ropes with uppercuts. Swift looks for a whip, but Carr reverses looking for another flapjack.
David Saturn-"Of course Naughty Ned v Tracy Adkins still to come..."
Rusty Axel-"How on Earth can that be the main event...nothing against Tracy but Ned should never be a main eventer."
David Saturn-"Its actually Royal who intends to close the show on his egotrip."
Playboy Pete-"Now I think Swifty gonna win this one as long as this Hulk don't get his ass involved..."
Swift turns it into a hurricanrana into the cover! 1…2…Carr using his legs to pull Swift to the mat. Now Swift's shoulders are down, 1…2…Swift shifts his weight and now he has cover, 1. Carr turns it into a cover of his own, Swift reverses it into his own cover, 1…2…Carr now shifts momentum and rolls into a cover, 1…2…Swift rolls backwards to escape. What a sequence there!
David Saturn-"Good grief! I can'e keep up with that!"
Playboy Pete-"Da Playboy almost breathless after that!"
Rusty Axel-"That's probably because you're fat..."
David Saturn-"Wow Rusty you're really pulling out some original insults tonight..."
Hulk Cruz was up and out of his chair over and over there. Carr looks for a big right, but Swift ducks and hits a enziguri! Swift then heads up top, but Carr gets to his feet and lands some right hands. Carr crawls to the top rope with Swift and he wants a superplex. He hits it! Both men are down now and the ref begins his count.
David Saturn-"Jay Swift with a huge match against Royal at the PPV...anymore matches set to be announced Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"Lemme wait and see I'm sure young Roberto wants his say as usual..."
Playboy Pete-"The only thing that could make feel da burn any hotter would be havin' da playboy on the card!"
Rusty Axel-"...but we want the fans to keep buying them..."
1, 2, 3, 4…Carr rolls into the cover, 1…2…Swift pops a shoulder up. Hulk Cruz cheers in a very obnoxious manner. Carr pulls Swift to his feet but Swift explodes to life with a belly to belly suplex. He doesn’t cover though. Swift says it’s over and heads to the top rope. He looks for a Frog Splash, but Carr moves. Swift is able to roll through though and he hits Carr with a clothesline!
Swift signals for the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER but we don't get a chance to see whether he can hit it! A masked man suddenly enters the ring and nails Swift from behind! The referee calls for the bell! Hulk Cruz begins to yell at the announcers and grabs a headset...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: JAY SWIFT
Hulk Cruz-"Now I've never seen that guy in my life!"
David Saturn-"How would you know? He had a mask on! Was that one of your guys?"
Hulk Cruz-"Of course not why would one of my guys attack Jay Swift?"
David Saturn-"Erm...last week? I don't believe you I think this proves you're working with Carr..."
Hulk Cruz-"That's not the case! They were not my guys last week they were impersonators! That guy is a War Machine impersonator helping Carr! Watch this if you don't believe me!"
Hulk Cruz grabs his chair and dashes into the ring. The masked man sees him and runs away. Cruz chases the man up the ramp with the chair. Carr meanwhile tries to attack Swift from behind but thinks better and retreats as Swift almost catches him out.
Rusty Axel-"Poor Robert the boi gets blamed for everythin'"
Playboy Pete-"Its a shame dat match was ruined again..."
David Saturn-"Yes it was. Wait a moment is that Gemini's voice?"
….OVER HERE GUYS….HEY! HEY! I’M OVER HERE!....
The scene fades in and we see Rusty’s ranch going crazy as all his animals are running around making all types of noise. Nobody knows the reasoning behind it but as we go around, we see GEMINI walking up with a group of animal activists. Gemini, wearing a white dress shirt with black slacks takes off his sunglasses as he addresses the activists.
Gemini: I thank you guys for coming out here today. As you can see, these precious animals are living in a terrible, UNFIT area. They get no food, no water. Every single night you have neighbors complaining about the man here disturbing the peace.
Activist#1: Who is the man that you speak of?
Gemini: His name is Rusty Axel. He’s been wrestling for 34 years, not that it means a god damn thing because he’s never won a World Championship. All he’s done throughout his career is been a complete hater. He hates on those that achieve more success than him. He hates on those that dare to spit in his face. And when it comes to his animals…
Gemini stops short of his sentence as a dog pounces on him with his tongue sticking out, looking like he hasn’t had a damn thing to drink for days! Gemini just shakes his head as he pulls out a can of Coca Cola and pours it in a bowl for the dog to drink. As he starts to drink it, three other cats come rushing over and try to squeeze in for a drink but the dog barks at them, scaring them back a few feet. Watching this just makes Gemini even more disgusted. He just shakes his head as he pulls out a six pack and pours em all into individual bowls for the animals to drink out of. As this is going on, he continues to speak.
Gemini: This is exactly my point! Rusty Axel has gone on record to trash my name as someone who shouldn’t be trusted by society just because I ended the life of my ex-girlfriend and her lover. Now as may understand that it is a hideous crime, despite my self-defense reasonings behind it, the abuse that Rusty Axel has shown these animals doesn’t make matters any better. He makes these animals starve to death. They thirst to death! Hell, three of his dogs died on Sunday night just because they had nothing to eat. The truth is Rusty doesn’t give a damn about anything or anybody but himself. He could care less if these animals lived today and dropped dead later tonight.
Activist#2: And what makes you so sure of that? I’m sure he has somebody around here that watches the animals while he’s on the road 365 days a year!
Gemini: BULLSHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THIS RANCH TAKING CARE OF THESE ANIMALS? Do you not have the ability to smell? THIS RANCH SMELLS LIKE UNCONTROLLABLE SHIT! IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN A HUMAN’S DIAREAH and God only knows how horrid that smell is! What Rusty has done here to these poor animals is an injustice to society as a whole! I demand that you release these animals AT ONCE!
The activists huddle up with each other and look over some paperwork that they have. They engage in a heart-felt conversation for what seems like the better part of two minutes. Afterwards, the second activists turns to Gemini and looks to have a look of disdain on his face.
Activist#2: I’m sorry Gemini…there is nothing we can do. You don’t even have a proper warrant to be on this property! Unless these animals were in some serious danger….
Gemini cuts him off by kicking him in the balls and floors him, making him FEEL THE BURN! Gemini, absolutely upset snatches the papers up and rips them up in front of the other activists!
Gemini: REALLY? You don’t see a damn thing wrong with this! This place smells so god damn bad and looks so terribly ill, I highly doubt that it would past health inspection if they was to come out here. But since this place needs to be in some serious danger in order for you to move them…I’m going to assist you with that.
Activist#1: And just how do you plan on doing that?
Gemini smirks
Gemini: Don’t worry about that! You just worry about getting those trucks up here for the animals right now…
Activist#1: I’m sorry Gemini…but I already told you…
Gemini: GET THE DAMN TRUCKS UP HERE NOW!
Gemini storms off, running to the back of the shed. He starts throwing things all over the place, causing the animals to run out in fear. A few moments later, we see three animal vans pull up to the ranch. The drivers get out and open the back, but none of them are rushing to put animals into the vehicle yet. Suddenly after all the animals cleared the ranch, we hear Gemini’s voice loud and clear through a loud speaker.
Gemini: NOW THAT ALL OF YOUR ANIMALS ARE SAFE AND SOUND OUT OF THE RANCH RUSTY….IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE PLACE THAT YOU’VE COMMITTED SO MUCH SIN AT FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS! I HEREBY CONDEMN YOUR RANCH TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!
A few moments later we see Gemini running out towards the front of the road, rushing the animals into the closest van near them. Some seconds after that we see Rusty’s ranch go up in flames. Luckily all the animals had entered the van. The drivers get in and drive away. Gemini, on the other hand, snags a can of coke out of his bag and cracks it open, chugging down a small bit as he smirks.
Gemini: I told each and every last one of you not to take me lightly! I may be a good guy around the arena and love to enjoy myself after matches, but hear me loud and clear when I say that I have taken NO EASY ROAD TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW! I’ve earned each and every single one of my damn wins. And Rusty Axel, you caused this on yourself. All your weeks of bickering and slandering has led to this moment. You thought you had me down and out when you bashed me repeatedly with a microphone at Thunderstorm, but I made you tap out like a 2 dollar whore! You thought you had me down and mentally broken by revealing my past crime and trying to label me something that I’m not and now as of a result, you’re out of a damn ranch and are hereby relieved of your duties of animal abusing. Keep trying me if you want to, but the more you try to bite…the more I’m just going to make you…FEEL THE BURN!
Rusty Axel-"Ma' animals!"
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of Gemini's actions at the ranch. The scene then cuts to Saturn, Pete and an even more dumbfounded than usual Rusty...
David Saturn-"That's left Rusty speechless!"
Rusty Axel-"What the hell has he done with ma' animals. He's rounded up a bunch of those animal nutjobs and they have kidnapped ma' entire livestock!"
David Saturn-"Maybe he's saved them from the slaughterhouse? You better go and sort it out hadn't you?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm a professional Saturn...I AM PROFESSIONAL RASSLIN! I ain't goin' anywhere until this shows over...but that was my late Uncle's ranch! That murderer has stolen all ma' cows...and horses...and sheep..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they will be taken good care of..."
Rusty Axel-"Nobody took care of those animals better than me. I'm gonna stay strong here Saturn men like Lou Thesz, Ernie Ladd mever got knocked off their stride. What am I supposed to do anyway that coward's gone behind my back and stolen ma' animals! I'm the last link to the legends of the past..."
David Saturn-"I think you need help Rusty. You have all the classic traits of someone suffering from mania..."
Rusty Axel-"You will be suffering a broken jaw in a minute boi! That damn Gemini he's stolen ma' animals!"
David Saturn-"Yes we know...saying it over and over won't get them back."
The scene cuts backstage where we see Silvio talking to Royal's attendants.
Silvio Megala-"Where is the finest champagne shipment! It was supposed to be delivered promptly!"
Attendant-"Well Steal said he is taking care of that..."
Silvio Megala-"Well goodness knows where he has gotten to! If you see Neal please tell him that Royal wants his champagne by the time we get to the ring!"
Silvio walks off but the camera zooms towards a trash can. There is a small, poorly wrapped object on top of the garbage...its Rusty's beef he gave to Royal! Now who could have discarded such a "fine" gift...
Playboy Pete-"Hey Rusty...WHERE'S DA BEEF? He he he he he he!"
Rusty Axel-"YA FIND THAT FUNNY YOU STUPID PORKY PIG!!! That's it we're gonna go right here I've had enough of your disrespect! Come on ya fat bastard..."
Rusty stands up as does Pete...
Rusty Axel-"Ya know what? I'm gonna cut ya a break for now ya pig but not at the PPV! That's right I'm challenging you to a professional rasslin match at FEEL THE BURN!"
Playboy Pete-"Bring it on dawg! He he he he he!"
Rusty Axel-"Lou Thesz is turning in his grave right now seeing me out here addressing an obese moron like you! Who the hell threw away Tony's beef..."
David Saturn-"Wonder if Silvio noticed who did it..."
Rusty Axel-"I'll ask him later if he saw anyone near that trash can. Royal was looking forward to that he must be devastated! That was the finest premium cut beef and Royal ain't gonna eat it now some lowlife has thrown it in the trash!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Royal could hardly wait to eat it..."
Rusty Axel-"Well nobodies gonna be laughing at Old Rusty. You have had your fun tonight Saturn I'm gonna whup that Gemini's ass for what he's done! Not to mention this imbecile!"
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Rusty Axel-"Now this idiot is a disgrace to professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Who Tracy?"
Rusty Axel-"That freak Ned as you know full well! Now you don't provoke Old Rusty ya clown I'll be giving ol' JR call..."
Playboy Pete-"Its always a slobberknocker when Ned's around..."
Ned trying to provoke Adkins playing some taunting mind games instead of going for the lockup. Ned turns "his" back foolishly and begins gyrating towards Playboy Pete. The inevitable outcome of that is Ned turning round into a solid right hand. Another right knocks Ned down again. Adkins whips Ned of the ropes...baaaaacccccck body drop!!!
David Saturn-"How do you tolerate Ned's advances Pete many people find him uncomfortable. This match could be a little sick we have Ned with numerous fetishes and Adkins who just loves pain!"
Playboy Pete-"I ain't gonna judge da man, lady or whatever."
Rusty Axel-"You should know what it is you did see that freak naked in the shower..."
Playboy Pete-"It got real steamy in there and I couldn't see a thing! All I recall is I felt Ned's hands somewhere few hands have gone before!"
David Saturn-"Well that's more than enough information for most of us..."
Adkins then taunts Ned who is slumped in the corner. Ned simply gives Adkins a lustful look which clearly angers Adkins. It certainly isn't difficult to enrage Tracy Adkins and Ned can make anybody uncomfortable! There are actually quite a number of people behind Adkins here. While Ned isn't being booed the crowd has always been split towards him sometimes depending on opponent.
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins extremely unhappy. I heard he was having a go at Maggia again tonight. Still he's aimed a few jabs at Silvio..."
Rusty Axel-"Well Tracy's just a lil' frustrated. I know he knows I have the best interests as I do with all my talent..."
David Saturn-"Its AWR talent not your talent..."
Playboy Pete-"I can see why Ned wanted some of da' Playboy but I don't know what he sees in his loony Adkins!"
David Saturn-"Ned even pulled Steal's pants down once he will put his hands anywhere!"
Playboy Pete-"Think dat was new territory for Neal Steal he he he he he..."
Adkins pulls Ned up and again whips "him" off the ropes. Adkins then is far too predictable again going for a back body drop. Ned slides down but not fully through Adkins legs. Ned leaps up and pecks Adkins with a quick kiss on the lips!!! Adkins is incensed and he connects with a vicious uppercut. Another shot and another as Ned is on "his" feet. Adkins whipped off the ropes...
Rusty Axel-"Now look at that he's using his butt in attempted offence! This guys a joke to my profession!
David Saturn-"At least he isn't trying to eyerake people to death..."
Playboy Pete-"I don't think dat Tracy's seen much action!"
David Saturn-"Why would any woman want anything to do with a psycho like Adkins..."
Ned tries to knock Adkins down using "his" butt (yes that is correct) but Adkins punches it! More shots from Adkins to the face) and then a headbutt. Adkins then delivers a blatant low blow as he spreads Ned's legs initially looking for a submission. Or maybe Adkins was looking for something more...then again maybe not! The ref isn't sure whether to disqualify Adkins or not!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! The ref has no idea whether that counts as a low blow on Ned!"
Playboy Pete-"He he! It wouldn't count on you either Rusty ya ain't got anythin' down there either!"
Rusty Axel-"You will be seeing what Old Rusty has in a minute!"
David Saturn-"Hardly a technical masterpiece here but that was expected to say the least..."
After all who knows what Ned may or may not have down there! Adkins then taunts Ned and spits at "him" as "he" struggles to his feet. Adkins bulldogs Ned into the mat. Adkins plays to the crowd then heads to the top rope. Adkins goes for a top rope kneedrop...but misses! Ned quicker to "his" feet and "he" charges off the ropes knocking Adkins down with a clothesline.
Rusty Axel-"Now watch this Saturn!"
David Saturn-"HEY!"
Ned stands over Adkins taunting him in a provocative manner. Suddenly Rusty cheapshots Pete at the announce desk! Rusty charges into the ring and clotheslines Ned. The ref calls for the bell!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: NAUGHTY NED
The stomps follow but Pete is quickly up and he attacks Rusty! Jabs by Pete and he has Rusty reeling. Rusty is sent over the top rope! Rusty looks furious at Pete getting the better of that exchange!
David Saturn-"A rare victory for Naughty Ned! What a horrendous night this has been for Rusty! We will be back in a few moments as ego goes through the roof!"
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David Saturn-"We are back and it looks like I'll be calling the remainder of the show by myself...HEY!"
We see Neal Steal sitting in an interrogation like setting. His hands tied behind his back, his mouth covered with tape, and the one light shining upon him. He is obviously frightened and shaken. He starts to scream.
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Ahh ahh ahh Neal, we wouldn't want anyone to find out where we were, would we? Now just calm down and try to breathe through your nose, alright?
For weeks and weeks on end I have taken your verbal abuse. I have let it slide because I had not proven myself as World Champion.
I have beaten your little hero in Anthony Royal, and yet it kept going. I figured that maybe I can let that slide a bit. Neal just being Neal, right? That's what I thought and that is what everyone else thought.
Then you bring up my mother, and as you know that is a very touchy subject with me. You call me a murderer and a killer. I have no soul. You know the truth is, I may not have a soul but you need to realize that I did have a soul at one time. My mother sucked it all out of me. She birthed me, treated me like shit, brought multiple men home and for what? They would get drunk and beat the shit out of me too, so I had to do something, right?
I approached my mother and I asked her... why? She came at me and she backhanded me right in the face. She said that if I didn't shut the fuck up, she would kill me.
I took matters into my own hands and it happened. That is why I have a few different personalities, because I needed to create a new one so that I could hide that part of my past. I did not want to relive that part of my life and you have made it so...
So now Neal, here we are... You and me... What to do now, huh? I have a knife that is just begging to be used here Neal... What shall I do with it? Maybe I should...
He goes up behind Neal and he cuts him loose...
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Now Neal, I want you to listen to me very very carefully. What I did was a terrible thing, but it needed to happen.
Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reasons and that is exactly what I did. Now, if you think about ever bringing this up again, I will find you. Just wait until I meet Gemini and you will see all of the terrible things that I am capable of. I might have done a terrible thing, but he did his act in cold blood. I want you to keep that in mind after I let you go today.
Also, make sure you change your pants, you've pissed yourself...[/b]
Destiny walks right past Neal as Neal looks down at his pants, embarrassed. He scurries away as we cut back to the announce table.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! I think most people will think Steal got what he deserved right there! Only so far you can push a man like Fa Sho. Now what on Earth is going on here...are we ever going to get back to the ring?"
The scene again cuts backstage where we see a crowd of attendants gathered around something. The camera moves forward and we see someone knocked out on the floor...its Silvio! There's no flicker of movement from Silvio...he's been knocked out cold!
David Saturn-"Somebody has laid out Silvio! Does Royal even know it...here he comes!"
“Say Hello” blares over the PA system as the crowd erupts with boos, realizing it is now time for Anthony Royal’s birthday bash. Royal struts onto the stage with a big smile on his face. He is wearing his usual custom suit, but he also has a ridiculous birthday hat on his head. He struts to the ring as the boos grow louder. Once he reaches the ring, we see each turnbuckle has a group of balloons tied to it. The balloons have Royal’s face on them and "Happy 28th Mr Royal" so its no secret who ordered them. On a table in the middle of the ring is a massive cake, which of course, also has Royal’s face on it. There are also a few gifts on the table. Royal has a big smile on his face, even as [red] “ Royal Sucks” [/red] chants begin. He waits them out and finally begins to speak.
David Saturn-"I'm sure Royal wanted security here but they were banned by Roberto Maggia some time ago when Royal used them as basically hired thugs..."
[red] Royal: [/red] Ladies and gentlemen, morons and miscreants, this is a very special day. For this is the day in which the greatest gift to the wrestling world was given. This is the day Anthony Royal was born
Boos from the crowd.
[red] Royal: [/red] And, even though last week that pervert Roberto Maggia and his boy toy Jay Swift had the utter audacity to place their hands upon both myself and the great Silvio Megala, I am in a good mood tonight, because this is my night. And I know both of those terrible men will get what they deserve down the road. In Swift’s case, this will be at Feel the Burn.
Royal gives the camera a brief glare.
[red] Royal: [/red] But, enough about those twisted freaks. I don’t want to bring anybody down, because this is a celebration, and I know you don’t want to hear about Jay Swift, you want to celebrate me!
Another wave of boos echoes throughout the arena.
[red] Royal: [/red] Without further ado, let us begin by singing Happy Birthday to me. Sing along folks, I know you know the words.
Royal clears his throat and prepares to sing while members of the crowd plug their ears, anticipating poor singing.
[red] Royal: [/red] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BEST WRESTLER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO ME!
David Saturn-"I don't think Pop Idol beckons for Royal...he's a good wrestler but singing evidently isn't his strong point!"
The sound of Royal’s terrible singing mixed with deafening boos creates a terrible sound. Royal has a big smile on his face as he completes the song.
[red] Royal: [/red] Great voice, I know. But now, it’s time to open presents. I don’t know how that great gift Rusty got me is going to be bested, but let’s see what we have here.
Royal grabs a gift off the table.
[red] Royal: [/red] Oh wow, what’s this? A gift from Roberto Maggia? Now, this is a surprise. Let’s see what it is.
Royal opens the gift and gets a disgusted look on his face as he pulls out a bottle of lube.
[red] Royal: [/red] Lube Bob? I don’t need this, I’m not into the disgusting things that you are and despite your obvious infatuation with me, I am not into you.. They say it’s the thought that counts, but this is just inappropriate.
Royal tosses the lube aside and laughs as the crowd boos the obvious continued smear campaign on Maggia. He then grabs another gift.
[red] Royal: [/red] What’s next. Ooh, it looks like a gift from Neal. Let’s see what we have.
Royal tears the gift open and pulls out a framed photo of himself and Neal together from one of the matches in which Neal managed Royal.
[red] Royal: [/red] Wow, now this is an absolutely touching gift. This will be hung up in my study so I can always be reminded what a great friend I have in Neal. Thank you.
Royal wipes his eye as if he is wiping a tear away. He then grabs the final gift from the table.
[red] Royal: [/red] And last, but certainly not least, we have a gift from Silvio Megala. You know this is going to be good.
Royal tears into the gift and reveals a beautiful, custom Rolex watch. He admires it for a moment then slides it on his wrist.
[red] Royal: [/red] Thank you Silvio. Only the finest for the finest, and Silvio understands that. What great gifts I got tonight and I thank those who gave them. And now, it is time to end the bash as we cut the cake. You, yeah you jackass, get in here.
Royal points at a stage hand at the ringside area and demands he get in the ring. The man hesitantly does so.
[red] Royal: [/red] You don’t think I’m going to cut my own damn cake do you? Cut it and serve it to me!
The man begins to do as he is told when suddenly the crowd starts to buzz and a cheer picks up. Royal looks confused for a moment since he hasn't seen ROBERTO MAGGIA on the ramp.
[red] Royal: [/red] I know you fat, gelatinous slobs love cake, but don’t get too excited, you aren’t getting any.
Royal then sees Maggia and starts yelling at him. The crowd boos Royal but then cheers again! JAY SWIFT has come through the crowd and entered the ring! He mocks Royal as Royal is focused on his cake. Royal begins to turn around around to address the now insanely loud crowd.
[red] Royal: [/red] What are you morons cheering…
Royal stops mid-sentence as he turns fully around and sees Jay Swift. He gets a look of hate in his eyes as Swift simply smiles at him. Royal takes the first swing, trying to hit Swift with the mic, but Swift ducks, kicks Royal in the gut and plants him with the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER! For the second week in a row, Swift has laid Royal out. Swift’s music begins playing as the crowd cheers and Swift celebrates. Suddenly, though, he stops as the cake catches his eye. He looks to Royal, then back to the cake, then to the crowd, which responds with a big pop, knowing what he has in mind. He then picks up the cake and dumps it on Royal to the delight of the crowd. Swift’s music begins playing again as he celebrates. He exits the ring and plays to the crowd as he walks up the ramp. Maggia has already made his way backstage. Meanwhile, Royal is stirring and he realizes what happened. He is furious as he gives Swift a death glare, who responds by simply laughing at him as the show goes off the air.
David Saturn-"Swift gets the better of Royal again! Does Swift have Royal's number? We will see you next week as the countdown to Feel The Burn continues!"
LIVE!
FROM NORTH CHARLESTON COLISEUM, CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA
EARLIER TONIGHT...
We are backstage as the latest addition of Crash TV is about to begin. We see Anthony Royal giving some stage hands a hard time.
[red] Royal: [/red] Tonight is a big deal, so you morons better get everything right. Tons of balloons, tons of confetti and massive pyro. This is my night, I want everything to be…
Royal stops mid-sentence as he sees a smiling Rusty Axel approaching. Rusty has one hand behind his back, as if he is hiding something.
Rusty: Tony Royal!
Royal grits his teeth at the name Tony. However, he then displays a huge toothy grin and greets Rusty. We have never seen Royal grin so widely before...
[red] Royal: [/red] "Rusty….it is just GREAT to see you! Just the company I want on my birthday!"
Rusty: Great to see you too Tony. Now, I hear somebody round here is having a birthday today. Now, is that true?
Royal nods his head as Rusty apparently misheard Royal just told him its his birthday.
Rusty: Well then today’s your lucky day kid, cause old Rusty got something for ya.
Rusty brings the mystery behind his back to light, revealing a poorly wrapped lump of something. He hands it over to Royal who once again displays his huge toothy grin.
[red] Royal: [/red] God, Rusty, you absolutely, positively should not have gotten me anything!
Rusty just smiles dumbly at Royal.
Rusty: Well, shucks kid, ain’t ya gonna open it?
Royal again gives Rusty a wide toothy grin and tears apart the wrapping paper, revealing a hunk of beef. Rusty can barely contain his excitement as Royal is opening the gift and virtually explodes when it is fully unwrapped.
Rusty: Woo Hoo! Do ya know that that is!? That is 100% grade A beef straight from Rusty’s Ranch!
[red] Royal: [/red] WOW Rusty, what a GREAT gift. This must be the best gift I've ever had thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.
Rusty: That there is the good stuff! Well, anyways, I got me a show to run. You have a happy birthday Tony. And, enjoy that beef!
Rusty pats Royal on the shoulder and walks away. Royal waves to him with his toothy grin as he leaves then continues harassing the stage hands.
COMMENTATORS
WITH
AND
David Saturn-"Hello everyone and I'm proud to welcome you all to such a "joyous" occasion! Tonight the egomania of Anthony Royal runs supreme!"
Rusty Axel-"Well it is the mans birthday Saturn and the least he deserves is a nice party after all he's done for this company. I think Tony loved my gift most of al have you ever seen him so happy?"
David Saturn-"Well I've never seen him grin like a 5 year old now. As you can see I've been joined by Rusty Axel and also Playboy Pete!"
Playboy Pete-"What's up Davey my dawg!"
Rusty Axel-"Great I've been joined by the only black man who talks like a black man..."
David Saturn-"Don't know what that's supposed to mean. Anyway we have only three matches here tonight but we are going to start things off BIG! The World Champion Fa Sho vs RCH!"
Playboy Pete-"I dig 'em both even though the hatchet warrior took that sweet CRASH gold from around my waist!"
Rusty Axel-"Not sure which was worse Pete as the champ or RCH. Still there's nothing worse than having a champion who's nothing but a murderer!"
David Saturn-"YAWN!"
VS
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Rusty Axel-"So why ya out here Peter? I know Neal is helping Tony out which is why I'm here. No reason for you though is there..."
Playboy Pete-"Well unless someone wants to come out here and shift dis phat ass I'm here to stay playa!"
Rusty Axel-"Right...whatever the hell you just said."
David Saturn-"How are you and Ned getting along?"
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Playboy Pete-"Me and Neddy are tight but not too tight! I was just gonna commentate on dis match he's havin' with Tracy Adkins but nobody ever heard da Playboy on colour commentary so I thought I do da whole show!"
Rusty Axel-"Because nobody wanted you to that's why..."
David Saturn-"So you're friendly with Ned just not too friendly?"
Rusty Axel-"He can hardly judge can he a pimp who has prostitutes..."
Playboy Pete-"I offer the finest ladies at a premium rate! Don't ya like a piece of ass now and then Rusty?"
The men circle one another and lock up. Side head lock by Sho, but RCH sends him off the ropes, only to be met with a big shoulder block. Sho off the ropes, but RCH leaps over. However, Sho kicks him in the gut, doubling him over. Irish whip by Sho and he hits a forearm, taking RCH down. Sho brings RCH up and backs him into the ropes with right hands.
David Saturn-"Fa Sho has been in phenomenal form damn near unstoppable since AWR reopened and indeed the last few weeks before it closed."
Rusty Axel-"Ya forgot that as whuppin' I gave him..."
David Saturn-"Oh I'm "dreadfully" sorry Rusty it must have slipped my mind..."
Rusty Axel-"Jim Ross is available now remember Saturn. I like Jim he's a good ol' Southern boi I would love to have him at AWR."
Playboy Pete-"Do ya have any government mules on da ranch?"
David Saturn-"RCH in big need of a win here he's been on a losing streak ever since beating you Pete. Maybe you cursed him!"
Whip by Sho and on the rebound he presses RCH over his head. RCH slides down the back, hooks Sho and goes for a suplex but Sho is able to elbow his way out of it. Sho looks for a right hand, but RCH ducks and tries for a backslide. Sho spins him around into a right hand. Low drop kick by RCH though, and Sho favoring the knee.
Rusty Axel-"I guess RCH isn't afraid of having to face a murderer..."
Playboy Pete-"That RCH is one wacky cracker if you know what da' Playboys sayin?"
Rusty Axel-"Sorry I need to get 'ma broken English dictionary..."
David Saturn-"This match would have been almost a guaranteed PPV bout but RCH's stock has slipped somewhat recently..."
RCH sends Sho to the outside. Flying elbow smash by RCH and Sho sent back into the ring. Back in the ring, RCH backs Sho into the corner. RCH talks trash, Sho isn’t happy and he shoves RCH. RCH charges, but Sho catches him with an elbow. RCH reacts looking for a swinging neckbreaker, but Sho blocks and hits a sambo suplex!
Playboy Pete-"RCH ain't been able to see the forest for the trees since he beat my phat ass..."
Rusty Axel-"Who hasn't?"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho keeping his temper under check much better now too. Still he's probably the most hot headed unpredictable wrestler in the company..."
Rusty Axel-"The most hot headed murderer in the company..."
Both me up fast and Sho whips RCH across the ring. He lowers his head and RCH responds with a sunset flip. He wants to roll into into a single leg Boston crab, but Sho kicks himself free. Sho tries to follow up but RCH hits a jaw breaker. Sho stumbles into the ropes then back towards RCH who goes for a super kick. Sho catches his foot and spins him around.
Rusty Axel-"Where's that idiot Gemini tonight. I guess you don't mind Pete since he beat you easily enough..."
David Saturn-"Maybe Gemini's taken the night off..."
Rusty Axel-"Guess one murderer in the building is better than two.."
Sho looks for a big right, RCH ducks catching Sho with a kick to the gut. Whip attempt by RCH, but Sho hangs onto the arm, spins him around and knees him in the gut. Sho sets up a DDT and he hits it! RCH to his feet and Sho almost takes his head off from the impact. Cover by Sho, 1…2...shoulder up. Sho pulls RCH up and hits a super kick sending RCH into the turnbuckle.
Rusty Axel-"RCH been spending too much time in the dark forest recently he's been on a losing streak..."
David Saturn-"Quite a few losing streaks going around isn't there Rusty?"
Playboy Pete-"I can see that big yella streak running right down Old Rusty's back..."
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty ain't ever been yella..."
Sho charges but RCH catches him with a boot to the face. Sho staggers back and RCH to the top rope. RCH goes for a crossbody but Sho catches him and drills him with a spinebuster! Cover, 1…2…RCH gets a shoulder up. Sho brings RCH to his feet then looks for a German suplex. RCH counters turning it into a half-Boston crab.
Playboy Pete-"RCH with a submission attempt...I need to work on da submissions. I'm a little loose in that area playas..."
Rusty Axel-"More like your whole ring style..."
David Saturn-"There's just something that looks off colour about RCH..."
Rusty Axel-"He looks like the same freak he always has..."
Playboy Pete-"Dat Sho has that killer instinct dawg that's a lil' somethin' RCH been missin' lately..."
Rusty Axel-"Don't mention killers with Fa Sho around..."
Sho is well positioned and he gets the ropes! RCH is frustrated and he looks to go back to work on Sho, but Sho staggers him with a right hand. RCH quickly recovers though and he delivers an uppercut. Sho stays on his feet though, RCH charges and runs into another spinebuster! 1,2...3!!! Big cheers though many surprised (including Sho) that a second spinebuster was enough to finish RCH.
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"No shame in losing to Fa Sho but a massive loss for RCH. I can't believe he was beaten so early in the match I thought it would go longer."
Playboy Pete-"Well nobody can go with dat Fa Sho...ah look Davey its your buddy Neal!"
Davd Saturn-"Oh wonderful..."
The scene cuts backstage where we see Neal Steal talking to Royal's attendants. Fa Sho's music can still be heard over the PA following his win...
Neal Steal-"Yes a full crateload of the finest champagne! I want it in the next half hour!"
The attendants sigh at Steal's orders. Steal looks smug pushing people around.
Neal Steal-"This is going to be a great night even if it has been tainted by a murderer on the broadcast! How bad does that make AWR and Maggia look having a murderer open the show and win his match? I bet Fa Sho never had a decent birthday during his childhood! Still its no reason to be a murdering coward is it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
The attendants roll their eyes...
Neal Steal-"I've always wondered how he killed her. Maybe he just choked her out. Maybe he pushed her down the stairs or more likely bashed her from behind with a blunt object like a gutless coward! I thought RCH was a maniac with that hatchet but Sho is even worse! Who knows maybe he used a hatchet to kill her then chopped the body into little tiny pieces! Ha ha ha ha ha! He's not a champion...he's a murderer!!! Now Mr Royal also requires..."
The scene then cuts to Fa Sho watching a monitor behind the stage curtain! Judging by the fury on his face he has heard every word Steal just said! The scene cuts to commercial...
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VS
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"So Rusty who's side are you on in this whole thing with Carr and the War Machines..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I ain't got anything Hulk Cruz but I've known Carr for some time now. I think I'll be siding with my boi Robert..."
David Saturn-"Well most people think Carr and Cruz are in cahoots..."
Playboy Pete-"Dat Robert Carr needs to get himself laid all I've ever heard is his whining and crying..."
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes another guy on top form...Jay Swift!"
Rusty Axel"Ya forgettin' again Saturn..."
Playboy Pete-"Hey look homies its that baldie again..."
David Saturn-"Indeed there is Hulk Cruz and maybe tonight we will see the truth. Though personally I know which side I'm leaning towards..."
Playboy Pete-"Well I only lean on da coolest side of the pillow playa!"
After the introductions have been made Hulk Cruz boldly walks down the ramp. Robert Carr sees him and starts to shout at Hulk. Carr shakes his fist but Hulk laughs at him. Swift looks down at Hulk and hulk applauds Swift. Swift looks down at Hulk and shruggs it off and ignores him. Hulk chants Swifts name a few times but Carr walks over to the official and points at Cruz.
David Saturn-"Carr of course the most paranoid man alive..."
Rusty Axel-"Now if he says it wasn't him it wasn't him. You accused him of dishing out those deserved beatings from Tony remember? You got that wrong as usual Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Yes and he milked that for all it was worth."
Rusty Axel-"He was right and you're last who can judge him..."
Playboy Pete-"Carr cryin' again that Carr needs a little light relief he's so tense..."
Carr tries to explain to the official that Hulk has no right to be at ringside. The Official bickers a bit with Carr who is very insistent on getting Cruz out of the ring side area. Finally the official climbs out of the ring and says something to the ring announcer. The ring announcer makes an announcement.
Ring Announcer: The official has ordered that hulk Cruz must return to the back as requested by Robert Carr.
Hulk points at Carr and laughs. Then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ticket and flashes it at the official. Cruz then walks over to the broadcast table and grabs the Mic.
Hulk Cruz: Just for the record I bought and paid for my ticket. There is a seat right over there reserved for me.
Hulk points at a seat near Swifts corner. Once again he laughs at Carr who is now shaking his fist at Hulk. Then we hear Carr curse out loud and speak.
Robert Carr: God Damn it that proves Cruz is working with Swift!
Hulk smirks as he speaks once again.
Hulk Cruz: So since I paid for that seat I guess I will be staying.
Cruz walks over and looks up at Swift and winks. Swift once again ignores Cruz and the bell rings as the action begins to get underway.
Rusty Axel-"The proof is in the pudding! Course you of all people should know about puddings Pete..."
Playboy Pete-"I think Swift has dat Robert Carr's number...."
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly established a dominance over Carr to say the least but not everything lasts forever..."
Rusty Axel-"Except Pete's appetite..."
The men circle each other to start, before Carr charges in, but Swift snatches his arm and wrenches it behind his back. He pulls him into a front facelock, but Carr grabs the arm and now he has Swift in a hammerlock. Two very technical styles here but it may soon become an all out brawl. Swift rolls through and takes Carr down with an armdrag.
Playboy Pete-"Now I ain't gonna moan about technical wrestlin' but dis too serious for me dawg."
Rusty Axel-"At least they take their professional seriously even if Swift has no respect for legends."
David Saturn-"Feels like deja vu watching Carr against Swift at times but like I've said who knows..."
Rusty Axel- I know Carr is telling the truth despite your baseless nonsense Saturn..."
Carr quickly using his legs to send Swift to the mat. Carr pops to his feet, but Swift sweeps his legs, taking him back to the mat. Cover by Swift, 1…quick kick out. Hulk Cruz is on his feet applauding the move. Carr to his feet, dodges a kick and elbows Swift in the gut then takes him down with a snapmare. Hammerlock applied by Carr...
David Saturn-"Certainly these two men must know each other so well now. Who did you wrestle most during your career Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I can't remember the most. I rassled the likes of Lou Thesz, Ernie Ladd, Giant Haystacks back in the day. That haystacks made Pete look thin..."
Playboy Pete-"Now I'm 400 pounds of pure muscle dawg!"
Rusty Axel-"I can't see any past all the flab..."
Swift fights to his feet and turns it into a snapmare of his own. Not that snapmares are exactly any different whoever does them. Carr though, tremendously rolls through and locks the hammerlock back in. Swift fights to his knees, then to his feet and twists out of the hold. Side headlock by Swift, but Carr again is able to gain control of the arm and apply another hammerlock.
Rusty Axel-"Now that's a nice fundamental rasslin move there by Robert Carr. It may not be fancy but its wearing down his opponent..."
David Saturn-"These men are too well conditioned to be worn down already."
Playboy Pete-"Well dat RCH didn't last long..."
Rusty Axel-"He lasted longer than you did against that murderer Gemini..."
Playboy Pete-"Gemini was da better man that playa is on a roll! Da Playboy never been hit so hard!"
Swift is in pain and throws elbows to escape the hold. Swift shot off the ropes and he takes Carr down with a shoulder block. Once again Hulk Cruz applauds and Swift gives him what most would consider an irritated look. Swift off the ropes, but Carr drops down and catches him with an arm drag on the rebound. Both men pop up and Carr plants Swift with a tilt-a-whirl slam!
Playboy Pete-"Now dat Swift been impressin' me too. The AWR couldn't have found two athletes of that calibre elsewhere easily..."
David Saturn-"Well all credit to Roberto Maggia there..."
Rusty Axel-"I still got my eye on 'em..."
David Saturn-"Hulk Cruz still here of course we don't need him ruining anothr match. Or at least his associates ruining it..."
Carr makes the cover...1,2...and Swift kicks out. Hulk Cruz is on his feet looking like he was going to charge into the ring. Or at least trying to make people think he would. Carr pulls Swift up and backs him into the ropes with right hands. Carr then whips Swift across and hits a flap jack on the rebound. Carr pulls Swift to his feet and calls for the CARR CRASH...
Playbpy Pete-"OH! Now dat was close!"
David Saturn-"Well not really considering how loudly Carr signaled for it..."
Rusty Axel-"Ya can't stop talent Saturn..."
David Saturn-"You should know..."
Carr couldn't have made it much clearer what he wanted to do signalling like that. Swift wriggles free and turns it into a backslide! 1…2…Carr just manages to escape. Hulk Cruz loudly yells "damn!" Both men to their feet and Swift gets a hand full of hair and backs Carr into the ropes with uppercuts. Swift looks for a whip, but Carr reverses looking for another flapjack.
David Saturn-"Of course Naughty Ned v Tracy Adkins still to come..."
Rusty Axel-"How on Earth can that be the main event...nothing against Tracy but Ned should never be a main eventer."
David Saturn-"Its actually Royal who intends to close the show on his egotrip."
Playboy Pete-"Now I think Swifty gonna win this one as long as this Hulk don't get his ass involved..."
Swift turns it into a hurricanrana into the cover! 1…2…Carr using his legs to pull Swift to the mat. Now Swift's shoulders are down, 1…2…Swift shifts his weight and now he has cover, 1. Carr turns it into a cover of his own, Swift reverses it into his own cover, 1…2…Carr now shifts momentum and rolls into a cover, 1…2…Swift rolls backwards to escape. What a sequence there!
David Saturn-"Good grief! I can'e keep up with that!"
Playboy Pete-"Da Playboy almost breathless after that!"
Rusty Axel-"That's probably because you're fat..."
David Saturn-"Wow Rusty you're really pulling out some original insults tonight..."
Hulk Cruz was up and out of his chair over and over there. Carr looks for a big right, but Swift ducks and hits a enziguri! Swift then heads up top, but Carr gets to his feet and lands some right hands. Carr crawls to the top rope with Swift and he wants a superplex. He hits it! Both men are down now and the ref begins his count.
David Saturn-"Jay Swift with a huge match against Royal at the PPV...anymore matches set to be announced Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"Lemme wait and see I'm sure young Roberto wants his say as usual..."
Playboy Pete-"The only thing that could make feel da burn any hotter would be havin' da playboy on the card!"
Rusty Axel-"...but we want the fans to keep buying them..."
1, 2, 3, 4…Carr rolls into the cover, 1…2…Swift pops a shoulder up. Hulk Cruz cheers in a very obnoxious manner. Carr pulls Swift to his feet but Swift explodes to life with a belly to belly suplex. He doesn’t cover though. Swift says it’s over and heads to the top rope. He looks for a Frog Splash, but Carr moves. Swift is able to roll through though and he hits Carr with a clothesline!
Swift signals for the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER but we don't get a chance to see whether he can hit it! A masked man suddenly enters the ring and nails Swift from behind! The referee calls for the bell! Hulk Cruz begins to yell at the announcers and grabs a headset...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: JAY SWIFT
Hulk Cruz-"Now I've never seen that guy in my life!"
David Saturn-"How would you know? He had a mask on! Was that one of your guys?"
Hulk Cruz-"Of course not why would one of my guys attack Jay Swift?"
David Saturn-"Erm...last week? I don't believe you I think this proves you're working with Carr..."
Hulk Cruz-"That's not the case! They were not my guys last week they were impersonators! That guy is a War Machine impersonator helping Carr! Watch this if you don't believe me!"
Hulk Cruz grabs his chair and dashes into the ring. The masked man sees him and runs away. Cruz chases the man up the ramp with the chair. Carr meanwhile tries to attack Swift from behind but thinks better and retreats as Swift almost catches him out.
Rusty Axel-"Poor Robert the boi gets blamed for everythin'"
Playboy Pete-"Its a shame dat match was ruined again..."
David Saturn-"Yes it was. Wait a moment is that Gemini's voice?"
….OVER HERE GUYS….HEY! HEY! I’M OVER HERE!....
The scene fades in and we see Rusty’s ranch going crazy as all his animals are running around making all types of noise. Nobody knows the reasoning behind it but as we go around, we see GEMINI walking up with a group of animal activists. Gemini, wearing a white dress shirt with black slacks takes off his sunglasses as he addresses the activists.
Gemini: I thank you guys for coming out here today. As you can see, these precious animals are living in a terrible, UNFIT area. They get no food, no water. Every single night you have neighbors complaining about the man here disturbing the peace.
Activist#1: Who is the man that you speak of?
Gemini: His name is Rusty Axel. He’s been wrestling for 34 years, not that it means a god damn thing because he’s never won a World Championship. All he’s done throughout his career is been a complete hater. He hates on those that achieve more success than him. He hates on those that dare to spit in his face. And when it comes to his animals…
Gemini stops short of his sentence as a dog pounces on him with his tongue sticking out, looking like he hasn’t had a damn thing to drink for days! Gemini just shakes his head as he pulls out a can of Coca Cola and pours it in a bowl for the dog to drink. As he starts to drink it, three other cats come rushing over and try to squeeze in for a drink but the dog barks at them, scaring them back a few feet. Watching this just makes Gemini even more disgusted. He just shakes his head as he pulls out a six pack and pours em all into individual bowls for the animals to drink out of. As this is going on, he continues to speak.
Gemini: This is exactly my point! Rusty Axel has gone on record to trash my name as someone who shouldn’t be trusted by society just because I ended the life of my ex-girlfriend and her lover. Now as may understand that it is a hideous crime, despite my self-defense reasonings behind it, the abuse that Rusty Axel has shown these animals doesn’t make matters any better. He makes these animals starve to death. They thirst to death! Hell, three of his dogs died on Sunday night just because they had nothing to eat. The truth is Rusty doesn’t give a damn about anything or anybody but himself. He could care less if these animals lived today and dropped dead later tonight.
Activist#2: And what makes you so sure of that? I’m sure he has somebody around here that watches the animals while he’s on the road 365 days a year!
Gemini: BULLSHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THIS RANCH TAKING CARE OF THESE ANIMALS? Do you not have the ability to smell? THIS RANCH SMELLS LIKE UNCONTROLLABLE SHIT! IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN A HUMAN’S DIAREAH and God only knows how horrid that smell is! What Rusty has done here to these poor animals is an injustice to society as a whole! I demand that you release these animals AT ONCE!
The activists huddle up with each other and look over some paperwork that they have. They engage in a heart-felt conversation for what seems like the better part of two minutes. Afterwards, the second activists turns to Gemini and looks to have a look of disdain on his face.
Activist#2: I’m sorry Gemini…there is nothing we can do. You don’t even have a proper warrant to be on this property! Unless these animals were in some serious danger….
Gemini cuts him off by kicking him in the balls and floors him, making him FEEL THE BURN! Gemini, absolutely upset snatches the papers up and rips them up in front of the other activists!
Gemini: REALLY? You don’t see a damn thing wrong with this! This place smells so god damn bad and looks so terribly ill, I highly doubt that it would past health inspection if they was to come out here. But since this place needs to be in some serious danger in order for you to move them…I’m going to assist you with that.
Activist#1: And just how do you plan on doing that?
Gemini smirks
Gemini: Don’t worry about that! You just worry about getting those trucks up here for the animals right now…
Activist#1: I’m sorry Gemini…but I already told you…
Gemini: GET THE DAMN TRUCKS UP HERE NOW!
Gemini storms off, running to the back of the shed. He starts throwing things all over the place, causing the animals to run out in fear. A few moments later, we see three animal vans pull up to the ranch. The drivers get out and open the back, but none of them are rushing to put animals into the vehicle yet. Suddenly after all the animals cleared the ranch, we hear Gemini’s voice loud and clear through a loud speaker.
Gemini: NOW THAT ALL OF YOUR ANIMALS ARE SAFE AND SOUND OUT OF THE RANCH RUSTY….IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE PLACE THAT YOU’VE COMMITTED SO MUCH SIN AT FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS! I HEREBY CONDEMN YOUR RANCH TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!
A few moments later we see Gemini running out towards the front of the road, rushing the animals into the closest van near them. Some seconds after that we see Rusty’s ranch go up in flames. Luckily all the animals had entered the van. The drivers get in and drive away. Gemini, on the other hand, snags a can of coke out of his bag and cracks it open, chugging down a small bit as he smirks.
Gemini: I told each and every last one of you not to take me lightly! I may be a good guy around the arena and love to enjoy myself after matches, but hear me loud and clear when I say that I have taken NO EASY ROAD TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW! I’ve earned each and every single one of my damn wins. And Rusty Axel, you caused this on yourself. All your weeks of bickering and slandering has led to this moment. You thought you had me down and out when you bashed me repeatedly with a microphone at Thunderstorm, but I made you tap out like a 2 dollar whore! You thought you had me down and mentally broken by revealing my past crime and trying to label me something that I’m not and now as of a result, you’re out of a damn ranch and are hereby relieved of your duties of animal abusing. Keep trying me if you want to, but the more you try to bite…the more I’m just going to make you…FEEL THE BURN!
Rusty Axel-"Ma' animals!"
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of Gemini's actions at the ranch. The scene then cuts to Saturn, Pete and an even more dumbfounded than usual Rusty...
David Saturn-"That's left Rusty speechless!"
Rusty Axel-"What the hell has he done with ma' animals. He's rounded up a bunch of those animal nutjobs and they have kidnapped ma' entire livestock!"
David Saturn-"Maybe he's saved them from the slaughterhouse? You better go and sort it out hadn't you?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm a professional Saturn...I AM PROFESSIONAL RASSLIN! I ain't goin' anywhere until this shows over...but that was my late Uncle's ranch! That murderer has stolen all ma' cows...and horses...and sheep..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they will be taken good care of..."
Rusty Axel-"Nobody took care of those animals better than me. I'm gonna stay strong here Saturn men like Lou Thesz, Ernie Ladd mever got knocked off their stride. What am I supposed to do anyway that coward's gone behind my back and stolen ma' animals! I'm the last link to the legends of the past..."
David Saturn-"I think you need help Rusty. You have all the classic traits of someone suffering from mania..."
Rusty Axel-"You will be suffering a broken jaw in a minute boi! That damn Gemini he's stolen ma' animals!"
David Saturn-"Yes we know...saying it over and over won't get them back."
The scene cuts backstage where we see Silvio talking to Royal's attendants.
Silvio Megala-"Where is the finest champagne shipment! It was supposed to be delivered promptly!"
Attendant-"Well Steal said he is taking care of that..."
Silvio Megala-"Well goodness knows where he has gotten to! If you see Neal please tell him that Royal wants his champagne by the time we get to the ring!"
Silvio walks off but the camera zooms towards a trash can. There is a small, poorly wrapped object on top of the garbage...its Rusty's beef he gave to Royal! Now who could have discarded such a "fine" gift...
Playboy Pete-"Hey Rusty...WHERE'S DA BEEF? He he he he he he!"
Rusty Axel-"YA FIND THAT FUNNY YOU STUPID PORKY PIG!!! That's it we're gonna go right here I've had enough of your disrespect! Come on ya fat bastard..."
Rusty stands up as does Pete...
Rusty Axel-"Ya know what? I'm gonna cut ya a break for now ya pig but not at the PPV! That's right I'm challenging you to a professional rasslin match at FEEL THE BURN!"
Playboy Pete-"Bring it on dawg! He he he he he!"
Rusty Axel-"Lou Thesz is turning in his grave right now seeing me out here addressing an obese moron like you! Who the hell threw away Tony's beef..."
David Saturn-"Wonder if Silvio noticed who did it..."
Rusty Axel-"I'll ask him later if he saw anyone near that trash can. Royal was looking forward to that he must be devastated! That was the finest premium cut beef and Royal ain't gonna eat it now some lowlife has thrown it in the trash!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Royal could hardly wait to eat it..."
Rusty Axel-"Well nobodies gonna be laughing at Old Rusty. You have had your fun tonight Saturn I'm gonna whup that Gemini's ass for what he's done! Not to mention this imbecile!"
VS
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Rusty Axel-"Now this idiot is a disgrace to professional rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Who Tracy?"
Rusty Axel-"That freak Ned as you know full well! Now you don't provoke Old Rusty ya clown I'll be giving ol' JR call..."
Playboy Pete-"Its always a slobberknocker when Ned's around..."
Ned trying to provoke Adkins playing some taunting mind games instead of going for the lockup. Ned turns "his" back foolishly and begins gyrating towards Playboy Pete. The inevitable outcome of that is Ned turning round into a solid right hand. Another right knocks Ned down again. Adkins whips Ned of the ropes...baaaaacccccck body drop!!!
David Saturn-"How do you tolerate Ned's advances Pete many people find him uncomfortable. This match could be a little sick we have Ned with numerous fetishes and Adkins who just loves pain!"
Playboy Pete-"I ain't gonna judge da man, lady or whatever."
Rusty Axel-"You should know what it is you did see that freak naked in the shower..."
Playboy Pete-"It got real steamy in there and I couldn't see a thing! All I recall is I felt Ned's hands somewhere few hands have gone before!"
David Saturn-"Well that's more than enough information for most of us..."
Adkins then taunts Ned who is slumped in the corner. Ned simply gives Adkins a lustful look which clearly angers Adkins. It certainly isn't difficult to enrage Tracy Adkins and Ned can make anybody uncomfortable! There are actually quite a number of people behind Adkins here. While Ned isn't being booed the crowd has always been split towards him sometimes depending on opponent.
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins extremely unhappy. I heard he was having a go at Maggia again tonight. Still he's aimed a few jabs at Silvio..."
Rusty Axel-"Well Tracy's just a lil' frustrated. I know he knows I have the best interests as I do with all my talent..."
David Saturn-"Its AWR talent not your talent..."
Playboy Pete-"I can see why Ned wanted some of da' Playboy but I don't know what he sees in his loony Adkins!"
David Saturn-"Ned even pulled Steal's pants down once he will put his hands anywhere!"
Playboy Pete-"Think dat was new territory for Neal Steal he he he he he..."
Adkins pulls Ned up and again whips "him" off the ropes. Adkins then is far too predictable again going for a back body drop. Ned slides down but not fully through Adkins legs. Ned leaps up and pecks Adkins with a quick kiss on the lips!!! Adkins is incensed and he connects with a vicious uppercut. Another shot and another as Ned is on "his" feet. Adkins whipped off the ropes...
Rusty Axel-"Now look at that he's using his butt in attempted offence! This guys a joke to my profession!
David Saturn-"At least he isn't trying to eyerake people to death..."
Playboy Pete-"I don't think dat Tracy's seen much action!"
David Saturn-"Why would any woman want anything to do with a psycho like Adkins..."
Ned tries to knock Adkins down using "his" butt (yes that is correct) but Adkins punches it! More shots from Adkins to the face) and then a headbutt. Adkins then delivers a blatant low blow as he spreads Ned's legs initially looking for a submission. Or maybe Adkins was looking for something more...then again maybe not! The ref isn't sure whether to disqualify Adkins or not!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! The ref has no idea whether that counts as a low blow on Ned!"
Playboy Pete-"He he! It wouldn't count on you either Rusty ya ain't got anythin' down there either!"
Rusty Axel-"You will be seeing what Old Rusty has in a minute!"
David Saturn-"Hardly a technical masterpiece here but that was expected to say the least..."
After all who knows what Ned may or may not have down there! Adkins then taunts Ned and spits at "him" as "he" struggles to his feet. Adkins bulldogs Ned into the mat. Adkins plays to the crowd then heads to the top rope. Adkins goes for a top rope kneedrop...but misses! Ned quicker to "his" feet and "he" charges off the ropes knocking Adkins down with a clothesline.
Rusty Axel-"Now watch this Saturn!"
David Saturn-"HEY!"
Ned stands over Adkins taunting him in a provocative manner. Suddenly Rusty cheapshots Pete at the announce desk! Rusty charges into the ring and clotheslines Ned. The ref calls for the bell!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: NAUGHTY NED
The stomps follow but Pete is quickly up and he attacks Rusty! Jabs by Pete and he has Rusty reeling. Rusty is sent over the top rope! Rusty looks furious at Pete getting the better of that exchange!
David Saturn-"A rare victory for Naughty Ned! What a horrendous night this has been for Rusty! We will be back in a few moments as ego goes through the roof!"
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David Saturn-"We are back and it looks like I'll be calling the remainder of the show by myself...HEY!"
We see Neal Steal sitting in an interrogation like setting. His hands tied behind his back, his mouth covered with tape, and the one light shining upon him. He is obviously frightened and shaken. He starts to scream.
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Ahh ahh ahh Neal, we wouldn't want anyone to find out where we were, would we? Now just calm down and try to breathe through your nose, alright?
For weeks and weeks on end I have taken your verbal abuse. I have let it slide because I had not proven myself as World Champion.
I have beaten your little hero in Anthony Royal, and yet it kept going. I figured that maybe I can let that slide a bit. Neal just being Neal, right? That's what I thought and that is what everyone else thought.
Then you bring up my mother, and as you know that is a very touchy subject with me. You call me a murderer and a killer. I have no soul. You know the truth is, I may not have a soul but you need to realize that I did have a soul at one time. My mother sucked it all out of me. She birthed me, treated me like shit, brought multiple men home and for what? They would get drunk and beat the shit out of me too, so I had to do something, right?
I approached my mother and I asked her... why? She came at me and she backhanded me right in the face. She said that if I didn't shut the fuck up, she would kill me.
I took matters into my own hands and it happened. That is why I have a few different personalities, because I needed to create a new one so that I could hide that part of my past. I did not want to relive that part of my life and you have made it so...
So now Neal, here we are... You and me... What to do now, huh? I have a knife that is just begging to be used here Neal... What shall I do with it? Maybe I should...
He goes up behind Neal and he cuts him loose...
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Now Neal, I want you to listen to me very very carefully. What I did was a terrible thing, but it needed to happen.
Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reasons and that is exactly what I did. Now, if you think about ever bringing this up again, I will find you. Just wait until I meet Gemini and you will see all of the terrible things that I am capable of. I might have done a terrible thing, but he did his act in cold blood. I want you to keep that in mind after I let you go today.
Also, make sure you change your pants, you've pissed yourself...[/b]
Destiny walks right past Neal as Neal looks down at his pants, embarrassed. He scurries away as we cut back to the announce table.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! I think most people will think Steal got what he deserved right there! Only so far you can push a man like Fa Sho. Now what on Earth is going on here...are we ever going to get back to the ring?"
The scene again cuts backstage where we see a crowd of attendants gathered around something. The camera moves forward and we see someone knocked out on the floor...its Silvio! There's no flicker of movement from Silvio...he's been knocked out cold!
David Saturn-"Somebody has laid out Silvio! Does Royal even know it...here he comes!"
“Say Hello” blares over the PA system as the crowd erupts with boos, realizing it is now time for Anthony Royal’s birthday bash. Royal struts onto the stage with a big smile on his face. He is wearing his usual custom suit, but he also has a ridiculous birthday hat on his head. He struts to the ring as the boos grow louder. Once he reaches the ring, we see each turnbuckle has a group of balloons tied to it. The balloons have Royal’s face on them and "Happy 28th Mr Royal" so its no secret who ordered them. On a table in the middle of the ring is a massive cake, which of course, also has Royal’s face on it. There are also a few gifts on the table. Royal has a big smile on his face, even as [red] “ Royal Sucks” [/red] chants begin. He waits them out and finally begins to speak.
David Saturn-"I'm sure Royal wanted security here but they were banned by Roberto Maggia some time ago when Royal used them as basically hired thugs..."
[red] Royal: [/red] Ladies and gentlemen, morons and miscreants, this is a very special day. For this is the day in which the greatest gift to the wrestling world was given. This is the day Anthony Royal was born
Boos from the crowd.
[red] Royal: [/red] And, even though last week that pervert Roberto Maggia and his boy toy Jay Swift had the utter audacity to place their hands upon both myself and the great Silvio Megala, I am in a good mood tonight, because this is my night. And I know both of those terrible men will get what they deserve down the road. In Swift’s case, this will be at Feel the Burn.
Royal gives the camera a brief glare.
[red] Royal: [/red] But, enough about those twisted freaks. I don’t want to bring anybody down, because this is a celebration, and I know you don’t want to hear about Jay Swift, you want to celebrate me!
Another wave of boos echoes throughout the arena.
[red] Royal: [/red] Without further ado, let us begin by singing Happy Birthday to me. Sing along folks, I know you know the words.
Royal clears his throat and prepares to sing while members of the crowd plug their ears, anticipating poor singing.
[red] Royal: [/red] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BEST WRESTLER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO ME!
David Saturn-"I don't think Pop Idol beckons for Royal...he's a good wrestler but singing evidently isn't his strong point!"
The sound of Royal’s terrible singing mixed with deafening boos creates a terrible sound. Royal has a big smile on his face as he completes the song.
[red] Royal: [/red] Great voice, I know. But now, it’s time to open presents. I don’t know how that great gift Rusty got me is going to be bested, but let’s see what we have here.
Royal grabs a gift off the table.
[red] Royal: [/red] Oh wow, what’s this? A gift from Roberto Maggia? Now, this is a surprise. Let’s see what it is.
Royal opens the gift and gets a disgusted look on his face as he pulls out a bottle of lube.
[red] Royal: [/red] Lube Bob? I don’t need this, I’m not into the disgusting things that you are and despite your obvious infatuation with me, I am not into you.. They say it’s the thought that counts, but this is just inappropriate.
Royal tosses the lube aside and laughs as the crowd boos the obvious continued smear campaign on Maggia. He then grabs another gift.
[red] Royal: [/red] What’s next. Ooh, it looks like a gift from Neal. Let’s see what we have.
Royal tears the gift open and pulls out a framed photo of himself and Neal together from one of the matches in which Neal managed Royal.
[red] Royal: [/red] Wow, now this is an absolutely touching gift. This will be hung up in my study so I can always be reminded what a great friend I have in Neal. Thank you.
Royal wipes his eye as if he is wiping a tear away. He then grabs the final gift from the table.
[red] Royal: [/red] And last, but certainly not least, we have a gift from Silvio Megala. You know this is going to be good.
Royal tears into the gift and reveals a beautiful, custom Rolex watch. He admires it for a moment then slides it on his wrist.
[red] Royal: [/red] Thank you Silvio. Only the finest for the finest, and Silvio understands that. What great gifts I got tonight and I thank those who gave them. And now, it is time to end the bash as we cut the cake. You, yeah you jackass, get in here.
Royal points at a stage hand at the ringside area and demands he get in the ring. The man hesitantly does so.
[red] Royal: [/red] You don’t think I’m going to cut my own damn cake do you? Cut it and serve it to me!
The man begins to do as he is told when suddenly the crowd starts to buzz and a cheer picks up. Royal looks confused for a moment since he hasn't seen ROBERTO MAGGIA on the ramp.
[red] Royal: [/red] I know you fat, gelatinous slobs love cake, but don’t get too excited, you aren’t getting any.
Royal then sees Maggia and starts yelling at him. The crowd boos Royal but then cheers again! JAY SWIFT has come through the crowd and entered the ring! He mocks Royal as Royal is focused on his cake. Royal begins to turn around around to address the now insanely loud crowd.
[red] Royal: [/red] What are you morons cheering…
Royal stops mid-sentence as he turns fully around and sees Jay Swift. He gets a look of hate in his eyes as Swift simply smiles at him. Royal takes the first swing, trying to hit Swift with the mic, but Swift ducks, kicks Royal in the gut and plants him with the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER! For the second week in a row, Swift has laid Royal out. Swift’s music begins playing as the crowd cheers and Swift celebrates. Suddenly, though, he stops as the cake catches his eye. He looks to Royal, then back to the cake, then to the crowd, which responds with a big pop, knowing what he has in mind. He then picks up the cake and dumps it on Royal to the delight of the crowd. Swift’s music begins playing again as he celebrates. He exits the ring and plays to the crowd as he walks up the ramp. Maggia has already made his way backstage. Meanwhile, Royal is stirring and he realizes what happened. He is furious as he gives Swift a death glare, who responds by simply laughing at him as the show goes off the air.
David Saturn-"Swift gets the better of Royal again! Does Swift have Royal's number? We will see you next week as the countdown to Feel The Burn continues!"