Post by thewarmachines on Sept 18, 2013 20:51:34 GMT -4
During a special live taped house show for AWR the song do ya think i,m sexy by Rod Stuart blares over the speakers. Seated at ringside are Neal Steal , David Saturn and Hulk Cruz. The War Machine Three who everyone thinks is Blade from OSW comes out to the ring. As he makes his way down to ringside wearing his mask and wrestling gear he stops in front of three female fans and flexes his mussels. At first the woman look very impressed as the music plays it goes lower we hear War Machine talking.Very quickly the three fans Begin to lose interest in War Machine Three.
War Machine three
Hey take a good look at those mussels. I bet you have never seen a body as great as mine.
War Machine points to his mussels then points to his abs.
War Machine Three,
I can tell by the look in your eyes you want me.
War Machine Three smiles with confidence.
War Machine Three
Why don't you three come home with me and let me show you what a real man is all about. I know i could make your world turn around and inside out several times. To be honest they should call me the LOVE MACHINE!
The whole arena starts to boo. War Machine seems to be getting irritated, He ignores the chants and responds to the crowd.
War Machine Three
To hell with all of you.
This only enrages the fans to scream and shout louder. Meanwhile Neal steal makes a few comments.
Neal
so Hulk i got to ask if Swift and The War Machines are on the same page why is war machine three fighting Jay Swift? Plus why the attack on Swift a few weeks ago? Don't get me wrong Hulk i am not doubting you in anyway and i know you as honest as the day is long but i am just confused as to what is going on.
Hulk smirks.
Hulk
Neal that man in the ring is probably a phony and a fraud. I think its just a trick by young Roberto to throw all the fans off that Swift is really with us. Trust me swift is solid with the war machines and i know i am giving something away here when i say this but Swift ordered us to attack him a few weeks ago because he said he wouldn't stand a chance against Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins. Swift gives the orders and we just follow them.
War Machine smirks and then decides to make his way to the ring. Once he is there his music fades out and a ring attendant tosses him a Mic. War Machine raises the Mic and starts to go on a rant.
War Machine Three
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF AN INTRODUCTION WAS THAT? I DESERVE RESPECT YOU MINDLESS CRACKHEADS.
This sets the whole arena off again. Chants of asshole and booing and trash fill the ring in seconds. War Machine three acts as though he does not care.
War Machine Three
I need to get something off my chest. A long time ago before i got into wrestling i use to be a big fan of Jay Swift. Sorry to put a birth date on you like that swift but you have been around for some time now. Anyway Too me he was the man. In fact Jay Swift was the very reason i got into wrestling because i admired his cocky attitude and his wrestling ability and how Swift was all for himself. He was my hero back in the day. Then one day a long time ago i had the chance to talk to Swift and asked him to join a group that a few select Superstars and i had formed. At first Swift acted interested but as soon as he found out that it was not going to be all about him but instead all of us Swift insulted us and laughed at us. He began to neglect us and starting calling us a bunch of loser wanna be,s. He even went as far as too tell us we were in no way in his league and that we would never be as great as he would be. We didn't let this get to us and we tried several more times to get him to re think about it but swift just got worse and worse. It was like what Sammy Hagar did to van halen. A royal screw job. Well Swift you got your laugh in back then but look at you now. You are barley winning matches and you have had your hands full with Robert Carr who has out wrestled you on two occasions and a lot of people....not me...but a lot of people refer to Carr as a rookie or a jobber. Well Swift if Carr is a rookie or a jobber he sure did one hell of a job keeping you on your toes the last few weeks in a row. In fact i would go as far as too say he out shined you and out wrestled you and Swift before you call me a liar go back and view the footage because the proof and truth is right there for you and all your buddies too see.!!!
War Machine Three seems right on track.
War Machine Three
I cannot understand why all of you fans all of a sudden care about Jay Swift so much. I recall not too long ago he didn't care about the fans or what they thought. Now all of a sudden every one in the world is a Jay Swift wanna be. Before i go any further Don't worry swift i wont waste my time calling you gay because that is too good a name too call you. Even tho i do not think the life style is right you do not sererve to be given that much credit. Swift you are the lowest of the low and as far as i am concerned you are on the bottom of the food chain swift because you are nothing but a god damn bottom feeder and vulture and you know that a vulture would eat its own kind just to get a meal and still i wonder if that is too good to call you.
War Machine Three
you always thought you were better then the rest of us swift and the worse part is we believed in you but you just looked down your nose at us like you were better but actually swift we were all cut from the same mold but you ignored that and tried to act like you were the only one. Well this pumped up lady killing machine is going to show you jay swift that you are not better and at some point we will either drive you out of this sport or,,,,you will finally realize your true place was and always will be ...with us! You don't have to like it Swift you just have to accept it.
By now the three fans seem disgusted with War Machine Three. He could not care less and keeps ranting on.
War Machine Three
Swift you should be careful because you could hurt yourself.
War Machine Three cracks a quick grin.
War Machine Three
In case your wondering what i am talking about let me enlighten you a bit. I have never seen anyone shove their own head up their own ass as far as you have yours Swift. Better be careful because you might tear yourself.
War Machine grins.
War Machine Three
Swift with all joking aside let me just say this. You will never be as good as i am in the ring and you certainly will never look as good as i am either because when it comes to the looks department you fell on the ugly stick. The same ugly stick that goes along with your personality. UGLY! You wanted to think you were better Swift but now your going to see who is the absolute best and its not you. Swift there was a time you where just like me and everyone will see the old you emerge once again because its only a matter of time and one more thing Swift. I have more talent in my baby toe then you will ever have and if you don't believe me just think about this....who is headlining this match with you. Ya that's right...me The War Machine number three....and Swift ....you do know who i am.
The camera switches back to Hulk Cruz.
Hulk Cruz
WOW THAT IMPOST ER IS REALLY PISSED OFF AT SWIFT! I THINK SWIFT BETTER BE CAREFUL. I KIND OF WISH I KNEW WHO THIS WAR MACHINE IMPOST ER IS BECAUSE HE COULD BE AN ASSET!
Hulk Cruz smirks after his comment.
David SaturnSO YOUR SAYING THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR SO CALLED WAR MACHINES. IS THAT RIGHT CRUZ?
Neal Steal
Hey Saturn is Hulk Cruz is saying that then he is telling the truth right Hulk?
Hulk just keeps smirking.
Hulk CruzThats right Neal and just for the record Saturn you mean Swifts War Machines not mine. Plus i am not sure what Swift did to this phony but Swift seems to have really pissed this guy off but that's just what Swift does best!
Then the camera goes back to War Machine three.
War Machine Three
Jay get ready to get the ass whooping of your life because i plan on wrecking havoc on your useless ass and i am going to give you a dose of your own medicine. Lets see if you like that taste Swift. After all its going to be your own brand. I wonder how your going to like it when i serve you up your own ass on a silver platter! I bet that will be one taste in your mouth that your use too! This might be a regular match Swift but i plan to liven it up pure War Machine style. I will see you and all these bitch fans at Crash Television Swift.
War machines music begins playing and the fans boo as War Machine takes his time walking up the ramp and posing. Scene begins fading out slowly.