Post by Rusty Axel on Oct 3, 2013 23:47:47 GMT -4
The scene opens inside the lavishly furnished office of Rusty Axel. Well OK maybe that was sarcasm as the "office" contains nothing more than a table, chair and typewriter. The typewriter looks to be about 20 years old at least. Rusty is sitting back in his chair presumably not expecting any important visitors. He has a whisky bottle in hand and leans back to take a swig when the phone rings...
"Hey honey...phone!"
A young blind haired lady walks in...presumably Rusty's assistant. No doubt an AWR provided perk. Maybe the office has one valuable asset after all. Then again looking at her chest probably two...and not cheap for her either!
"Answer that for me katy will ya..."
The woman picks up another whisky bottle on the table which as it turns out is a novelty phone...
"Its one of the AWR agents Mr Axel..."
"Call me Rusty honey! Ah right...hold on could you pick up my pen I accidentally dropped it. My lower backs a bit stiff I'm rasslin this week don't wanna aggravate it..."
The woman bends over to pick up the pen not noticing Rusty is taking certain liberties in regards to where he's looking! Rusty has s leering grin on his face as she hands him the pen...
"Thanks! OK....hello? I see...have you seen any suitable talents this week? Its been real dry lately...course we don't just want to bring anyone into professional rasslin but we need new blood. That's why we need to bring back the territories. It was better in the old days if a territory needed some freshening up we could just call in a couple of new guys. Even if it was only a couple of shots...so you say Tony ain't coming to the rasslin this week..."
Rusty frowns as he twirls the pen with his fingers...
"Well yes Tony has my full permission to take the week off. He deserves it he was terribly unlucky against that Swift boi last week. You know Swift stole ma beef right? Well it was supposed to be Tony's beef but Swift stole it and ate it for himself! Finest premium quality beef from ma' rented ranch! That's what I attribute to his victory...that and the referee screwing things up. I'm gonna get ma self a little payback on Tony's behalf this week. Back in the old days a thief like Swift would have been tried in the rassler's court. That's what we used to do with young miscreants like Swift. I've already been forced to give him one butt whupping I don't know why he's suddenly decided to cross me again. The boi has no sense...damn typewriter! Got the thing second hand..."
Rusty furiously taps the keys and shakes his head...
"I wonder what Swift's been doing this past week. He ain't said anything yet maybe he's chickened out. He's got himself a title shot in future I wouldn't blame him if he didn't want to jeopardize it. Do you think I should show a little mercy on him? He might turn out to be a better champ than the murderers. He's a thief an' all but he ain't slaughtered anyone as far as Old Rusty's aware. Still there's that disgusting stuff he's been getting up to with Maggia...hold on..."
Rusty takes a swig of his whisky and belches...there's a respectful veteran image for you.
"Ahhhhhhh that's better...what? He's unbeaten in AWR? I wouldn't say that after the ass whupping I gave him that loss was more the referee's fault with his misjudged counting. I hear Swift talking about how he's turned into a man. We all know he was a immature boi before and he's admitted it. He's still nothing more than an immature boi at heart. That's why he brutally assaulted Tony for no reason the week before the PPV. He might be all arrogant and cocky now but when he loses...as he will to me this week we will see the real Jay Swift! Leopards don't change their spots you know what old Rusty's sayin?"
"Amateur rasslin must be in a sorry state these days. Guys like Swift with that high flyin' crap are all style over substance. No wonder they almost kicked rasslin from the Olympics. I don't know about all those other countries but rasslin in US amateurs must be in a sorry state if Swift almost made the team. I ate him up on the mat when I rassled him a couple of months back. Since then he's beat that clown, a backstabbing lunatic, plus fluke wins over Carr and Royal. That guy under the mask as well. Well this week its all gonna come crashing down in one swift moment..."
"Ah that's right Jason's gonna be here this week I heard that. Nope he's gotta go out there and take Fa Sho on his own. He's been too distracted lately I'm not gonna give him my expertise until he regains his focus. He's had the opportunity of a lifetime picking my brains and he ain't taking it! I used to be on the road 300 days a year back in the day! Now you get rasslers crying and begging for time off when they go a week without seeing their families. Swift has a Daughter he might be gettin' to see her a lot more when I'm finished with him. Well maybe I'll show him some mercy I don't know...like I said the murderers might be worse..."
"I still ain't forgotten him calling me an egomaniac! ME! Now if there's anyone in rasslin who's entitled to have an ego its me! I'm the longest running rassler in the AWR locker room. That makes me the Godfather as far as I'm concerned! I ain't gonna put a hit on Swift however I'm gonna give his butt a whupping all on my own! That's the way Old Rusty's always fought his battles. It was worse back in the day you never knew when a fan might stick a knife in your butt! Swift wouldn't now anything about stuff like that. We used to need eyes in the back of our heads. Swift gets to go to his hometown just a few weeks after Maggia signed him...that's not paying your dues! They have it easy the likes of Swift...I tella ya likes of Lou Thesz turning in their graves thanks to likes of Swift being in this business..."
"Now compared to the two idiots I've recently faced Swift ain't bad in comparison. I've been wasting ma'time with those clowns it will be nice to face someone who at least dresses like a rassler. It was an embarrassment to be in the ring with them. The difference this week is that I won't be the one embarrassed. The only one who's gonna be embarrassed and humbled will be Swift when I wipe the mat with that mop of hair he has! Now ya keep making those calls and send Old Rusty some new talent! Be quick too before young Roberto brings in some more murderers....thank you! Bye now..."
Rusty places the phone down. He then twirls his pen before nonchalantly tossing it on the floor...
"Honey I've dropped ma' pen again!"
"Hey honey...phone!"
A young blind haired lady walks in...presumably Rusty's assistant. No doubt an AWR provided perk. Maybe the office has one valuable asset after all. Then again looking at her chest probably two...and not cheap for her either!
"Answer that for me katy will ya..."
The woman picks up another whisky bottle on the table which as it turns out is a novelty phone...
"Its one of the AWR agents Mr Axel..."
"Call me Rusty honey! Ah right...hold on could you pick up my pen I accidentally dropped it. My lower backs a bit stiff I'm rasslin this week don't wanna aggravate it..."
The woman bends over to pick up the pen not noticing Rusty is taking certain liberties in regards to where he's looking! Rusty has s leering grin on his face as she hands him the pen...
"Thanks! OK....hello? I see...have you seen any suitable talents this week? Its been real dry lately...course we don't just want to bring anyone into professional rasslin but we need new blood. That's why we need to bring back the territories. It was better in the old days if a territory needed some freshening up we could just call in a couple of new guys. Even if it was only a couple of shots...so you say Tony ain't coming to the rasslin this week..."
Rusty frowns as he twirls the pen with his fingers...
"Well yes Tony has my full permission to take the week off. He deserves it he was terribly unlucky against that Swift boi last week. You know Swift stole ma beef right? Well it was supposed to be Tony's beef but Swift stole it and ate it for himself! Finest premium quality beef from ma' rented ranch! That's what I attribute to his victory...that and the referee screwing things up. I'm gonna get ma self a little payback on Tony's behalf this week. Back in the old days a thief like Swift would have been tried in the rassler's court. That's what we used to do with young miscreants like Swift. I've already been forced to give him one butt whupping I don't know why he's suddenly decided to cross me again. The boi has no sense...damn typewriter! Got the thing second hand..."
Rusty furiously taps the keys and shakes his head...
"I wonder what Swift's been doing this past week. He ain't said anything yet maybe he's chickened out. He's got himself a title shot in future I wouldn't blame him if he didn't want to jeopardize it. Do you think I should show a little mercy on him? He might turn out to be a better champ than the murderers. He's a thief an' all but he ain't slaughtered anyone as far as Old Rusty's aware. Still there's that disgusting stuff he's been getting up to with Maggia...hold on..."
Rusty takes a swig of his whisky and belches...there's a respectful veteran image for you.
"Ahhhhhhh that's better...what? He's unbeaten in AWR? I wouldn't say that after the ass whupping I gave him that loss was more the referee's fault with his misjudged counting. I hear Swift talking about how he's turned into a man. We all know he was a immature boi before and he's admitted it. He's still nothing more than an immature boi at heart. That's why he brutally assaulted Tony for no reason the week before the PPV. He might be all arrogant and cocky now but when he loses...as he will to me this week we will see the real Jay Swift! Leopards don't change their spots you know what old Rusty's sayin?"
"Amateur rasslin must be in a sorry state these days. Guys like Swift with that high flyin' crap are all style over substance. No wonder they almost kicked rasslin from the Olympics. I don't know about all those other countries but rasslin in US amateurs must be in a sorry state if Swift almost made the team. I ate him up on the mat when I rassled him a couple of months back. Since then he's beat that clown, a backstabbing lunatic, plus fluke wins over Carr and Royal. That guy under the mask as well. Well this week its all gonna come crashing down in one swift moment..."
"Ah that's right Jason's gonna be here this week I heard that. Nope he's gotta go out there and take Fa Sho on his own. He's been too distracted lately I'm not gonna give him my expertise until he regains his focus. He's had the opportunity of a lifetime picking my brains and he ain't taking it! I used to be on the road 300 days a year back in the day! Now you get rasslers crying and begging for time off when they go a week without seeing their families. Swift has a Daughter he might be gettin' to see her a lot more when I'm finished with him. Well maybe I'll show him some mercy I don't know...like I said the murderers might be worse..."
"I still ain't forgotten him calling me an egomaniac! ME! Now if there's anyone in rasslin who's entitled to have an ego its me! I'm the longest running rassler in the AWR locker room. That makes me the Godfather as far as I'm concerned! I ain't gonna put a hit on Swift however I'm gonna give his butt a whupping all on my own! That's the way Old Rusty's always fought his battles. It was worse back in the day you never knew when a fan might stick a knife in your butt! Swift wouldn't now anything about stuff like that. We used to need eyes in the back of our heads. Swift gets to go to his hometown just a few weeks after Maggia signed him...that's not paying your dues! They have it easy the likes of Swift...I tella ya likes of Lou Thesz turning in their graves thanks to likes of Swift being in this business..."
"Now compared to the two idiots I've recently faced Swift ain't bad in comparison. I've been wasting ma'time with those clowns it will be nice to face someone who at least dresses like a rassler. It was an embarrassment to be in the ring with them. The difference this week is that I won't be the one embarrassed. The only one who's gonna be embarrassed and humbled will be Swift when I wipe the mat with that mop of hair he has! Now ya keep making those calls and send Old Rusty some new talent! Be quick too before young Roberto brings in some more murderers....thank you! Bye now..."
Rusty places the phone down. He then twirls his pen before nonchalantly tossing it on the floor...
"Honey I've dropped ma' pen again!"