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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 7, 2013 22:40:15 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #41 LIVE!
The scene opens up with a shot of the AWR banner, and nothing else surrounding it. Some footsteps are heard off camera before a man walks in front of the banner. The scene pans and it reveals RYAN DANGEROUS! The crowd erupts in shock at this. Ryan smirks as he begins to speak.
Ryan Dangerous: Imagine that, me, Ryan Dangerous, in AWR! How is this possible? Didn’t I go broke earlier to the point that I had to close THW? You see, when your stocks rebound as fast as mine did and when you see potential in an investment, why not buy it? That’s right, I now own AWR! And tonight marks change in this company. And as far as Silvio Megala is concerned, you know how he once owned this company? Well, he had a wrestling contract in AWR too and I haven’t forgotten the time he came into THW and attacked me, and took me out for a while. Oh yeah, change is coming, and it starts right now. Silvio, revenge is sweet isn’t it? The change starts now, and it starts with you. Silvio Megala, go back to Milan, Italy because the Billion Dollar Emperor has just gone broke! That’s right, you’re fired!
Tonight, on CRASH TV, I am going to go to that ring and I am going to address the roster and I am also going to address you, the fans, as to what this change in AWR really means. That’s later tonight, but, I’m going to go to the ring right now and publicly introduce myself. Folks, this show is going to be… dangerous!
The opening introduction hits and the scene fades inside the Century Link Center in Bossier, Louisiana as the fans cheer loudly despite taking in what they just saw. The scene then cuts to the announce table where David Saturn and Neal Steal are standing by.
David Saturn: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CRASH TV and… I don’t know what to say. We’re under new management and Silvio Megala has been fired. I’m stunned at this shocking turn of events.
Neal Steal: This is BULLSHIT! YOU CAN’T FIRE THE GREAT SILVIO MEGALA!
David Saturn: Ryan Dangerous is the boss now, and he just did. What in the world is going to happen now? What is this change that he’s talking about?
“Here Comes The Money” hits and Ryan Dangerous starts to make his way to the ring.
David Saturn: I don’t know how to feel about this. Ryan Dangerous once owned THW as we all know, but his reputation is mixed among many wrestling circles.
Neal Steal: MIXED? HE’S A PIECE OF SHIT! I’m about to faint here knowing that the great Silvio is gone!
Ryan enters the ring with a microphone and speaks.
Ryan Dangerous: Good evening AWR fans! You all know me, I am Ryan Dangerous and I once owned a company that you all are aware of, THW. Now, sadly, that promotion closed six months ago and since then, there’s been a lot of controversy involving me and that company, but that’s something that I, unlike some people, will leave in the past. So, now that I’ve been there and done that with my own company, I’m going back to basics. I’m going back to what I used to be known for before THW ever existed and that’s taking over dying wrestling brans and bringing them back to prosperity! Six years ago, the NIWF was a three headed monster! It was the biggest wrestling company in the world, but it had its struggles. One of the heads was about to die because Rex Fury abandoned it. I’m talking about NIWF Sunday Storm.I took over that brand, and I brought it back up to the notoriety it once had. Then there was NIWF Friday Night Terror, another dying brand. I stepped in, I took over, I brought it back to prosperity. And then, there was a company that Silvio hated with all his heart, UHWF or HCW, whatever you want to call it.
Neal Steal: Screw that company! I’m glad it’s out of business!
Ryan Dangerous: Now, unlike Silvio, I actually do have a very respectable opinion of Jackson Steele, but his brand of wrestling in UHWF became antiquated. So, he asked me to take over, and when I did, I not only brought UHWF back to prosperity, I brought it to heights it had never seen before and I did it with a new superstar initiative. I didn’t waste my time with the has-beens and also-rans like Nick Kelly and Chris Thantos. Instead, I helped bring up a NEW generation of superstars. Before he was ‘the King of Mindgames’ in THW, Jay Swift had his first taste of big time success in the UHWF. And before he became the Destroyer and the Franchise Player in THW, Gemini got his start in UHWF. Jay was already there when I took over, but it was me that signed Gemini because I knew he had what it take to be a star!
Neal Steal: Does he also mention the fact that he broke reality with allowing women to wrestle in UHWF?
David Saturn: How’s that breaking reality?
Ryan Dangerous: AWR though, is a different animal. You see, unlike AWR, those NIWF brands and UHWF actually had periods of success prior to the downfalls they were experiencing when I took over. Unfortunately, AWR has never had a sustained period of success. Constant shut downs and restarts aren’t going to get you anywhere. Relying on the same names over and over, won’t get you anywhere. It’s time for a change in AWR. If you’re serious about being here and helping a new era, by all means, you deserve to be here. But if you’re one of those people that have nothing to offer, not even one ounce of passion, then needless to say, tonight you’ll be getting your last paycheck because I’m not going to accept any wrestlers that do this just for the paycheck.
David Saturn: You have to give him credit for that don’t you Neal?
Neal Steal: I don’t trust him! At all!
Ryan Dangerous: I’ll address the meaning of ‘change’ later, but, I’m going to allow you fans to see a hint of change right now. AWR has been criticized for being, among terms, a “sausage fest”, “sexist”, “demeaning” and I don’t blame those critics because Silvio had a policy of “male wrestlers only”. Not anymore. From now on, women are going to get just as fair shake in this company that men are and that starts TONIGHT because TONIGHT, for the very first time in AWR, we are going to have a bonus women’s match!
David Saturn: Wow! That’s a big change from how things have always been!
Neal Steal: They’re only worth being a piece of ass!
Ryan Dangerous: And secondly, with Silvio gone, we need to get rid of any reminders of his time as owner.
Ryan looks at the announce table.
David Saturn: Uh oh….
Neal Steal: On second thought, SCREW Silvio! Ryan is great for business!
Ryan Dangerous: Neal Steal, Silvio Megala’s biggest puppet! I want you to come into this ring, right now.
Neal Steal: I’ll be right back….
David Saturn: This should be interesting.
Neal enters the ring.
Ryan Dangerous: Neal, I have something for you.
Ryan reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out an envelope. He hands it to Neal who’s confused.
Ryan Dangerous: It’s your last paycheck. You’re fired!
Neal goes hysterical as the fans cheer this!
Ryan Dangerous: Security, get him out of here!
AWR security comes down to take Neal out of the ring and to take him away.
David Saturn: WOW! Neal Steal is GONE?!?! Holy crap!
Ryan Dangerous: David Saturn, you won’t be alone for long. Allow me to introduce to you to AWR’s newest color commentator and your new broadcast partner, TRENT WALKER!
The fans cheer slightly as Trent Walker comes out from the back.
David Saturn: Oh my god….the ever controversial Trent Walker….. This is….oh god….
Trent sits down next to Saturn.
Trent Walker: Hell yeah! The master of color commentary is BACK BABY! How are you tonight David?
David Saturn: I’m just…
Trent Walker: Don’t answer that, because I don’t give two shits! You’re just as terrible of an announcer as my old colleague Jeffrey Dawkins so shut up and let me do all the talking.
David Saturn: This is going to be hell…
Trent Walker: You’re damn right!
Ryan Dangerous: Now, with that being said. I’m going to evaluate this operation from top to bottom and tonight, I am going to have the AWR roster out at ringside as I address the change that is going to happen here. It doesn’t matter if you’re the champion Kris Destiny or Roberto Maggia, EVERYONE is going to be evaluated! EVERYONE!
Ryan drops the microphone and he heads to the back.
David Saturn: Everyone is going to be evaluated? Oh my god! I don’t know what to say right now. Talk about a shocker to begin the night.
Trent Walker: That’s how Ryan Dangerous has always operated jackass! I wouldn’t be shocked if YOU got fired by the end of the night.
David Saturn: You’d like that wouldn’t you?
Trent Walker: Of course, then I can take over commentary all by myself!
David Saturn: I guess we’ll find out….folks, we’ll be back with our first match on CRASH TV, after this break!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 7, 2013 23:14:32 GMT -4
Ring Announcer: From Black River Farms, Wisconsin, TRACY ADKINS
David Saturn: I thought this was going to be a cage match, yet I see no cage.
Trent Walker: I have a feeling that Ryan Dangerous doesn’t find this match to be worthy of a cage match.
David Saturn: But Tracy and Carr have been going at it for a while now.
Trent Walker: They both suck ass!
Ring Announcer: His opponent, Robert Carr
David Saturn: Ryan Dangerous is going to evaluate EVERYBODY, starting with these two!
Trent Walker: I doubt either of these two are high on Ryan’s priority list.
David Saturn: Why do you say that?
Trent Walker: Would you want to keep anyone that made pathetic allegations about Jay Swift every week and called him an “ass whore?”
Both men tie up. Tracy secures an arm lock breaking the initial tie up. Robert rolls a couple of times before getting underneath the arm of Tracy and back drops him to the mat. Tracy rolls to a corner and looks impressively at the talented Carr. Robert signals to Tracy for a test of strength. Tracy obliges and we can both men looking for position while having their hands locked together.
This time Tracy takes Carr by surprise with a quick snap sulpex. Carr gets up quickly as Tracy charges at him. Carr uses Tracy's momentum to take him down with a Japanese arm drag. Tracy gets up quickly only to get dropkicked by Carr taking his opponent over the top rope to the outside.
David Saturn: It appears Carr has the advantage.
Trent Walker: Who cares? I’ve seen better wrestling from guys doing it on trampolines!
Tracy tries to regroup on the outside but Robert Carr charges towards him looking to jump over the top rope to the outside but Tracy sees it coming and drops down to the mat. Tracy isn't aware that Carr never jumped towards him instead he jumped on the apron where he is waiting patiently for Carr to turn towards him.
Tracy gets up from the mats and turns towards the ring receiving a beautifly applied Asai Moonsault from the middle rope to the outside. Carr gets up. Carr picks up Tracy and throws him back to the ring. Carr slides in underneath the ropes and picks up Tracy.
Carr now drills Tracy with a snap suplex as he signals to the fans that he's going to fly. Carr climbs the ropes pretty quickly and delivers a devastating double knee drop to the chest of Tracy. Carr hooks the leg looking to polish off the ring veteran.
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Tracy kicks out from the pin attempt. Carr looks confused at the official as the referee explains that the count was only 2. David Saturn: Nice move by Carr, but it wasn’t enough to take down AWR’s resident sadomasochist.
Trent Walker: I think even the referee is bored with having to referee this match.
Carr gets back in the game and jumps over to the apron as Tracy groggily makes it to his feet. Carr jumps from the apron to the ropes looking for a springboard move but Tracy catches him in mid air with a powerslam.
Tracy starts to drag himself towards the ropes trying to take advantage of the big move. Tracy uses the ropes to make it to his feet as Carr does without any help. Tracy charges at Carr but connects with a spinning wheel kick that makes Tracy's head bounce off from the mat.
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Tracy gets a shoulder up.
David Saturn: Carr ALMOST had him there.
Trent Walker: And I ALMOST had to worry about whether or not I had to intentionally overdose so I can go to the hospital and avoid seeing the rest of this debacle.
Tracy tries to get back up but Carr slides in with a leg drop keeping his opponent down on the mat. Carr gets up and raises his hands looking for the approval of the crowd but receives a mixed reaction from the fans. but out of no where Tracy picks up Carr and throws him against the ropes delivering a rolling elbow smash to Carr who rolls in the mat in pain.
Tracy seeing he has Carr where he wants him picks him up once more and raises him high in the air before driving him hard to the mat with a brainbuster. Tracy maes the sign that he's going to finish this off. Tracy goes after the legs of Carr apparently looking for some kind of submission. Tracy ducks to grab Carr's legs but Carr catches Tracy by surprise with an inside cradle.
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KICKOUT!
David Saturn: Carr again almost had Tracy right there.
Trent Walker: And again, I was disappointed that this flea market travesty isn’t over.
Carr gets up, and measures Tracy. Tracy gets to a vertical base. Carr picks him up and drops him to the mat with a Razor's Edge! Carr then measures Tracy again as he gets to a vertical base. Tracy is up again, and Carr kicks him in the gut and drops him with a DDT! However, ANTHONY ROYAL runs in with a steel chair and smashes it over the head of Robert Carr! Tracy gets up and Royal smashes a chair over his head as well.
David Saturn: What the hell is Anthony Royal doing?
Trent Walker: He’s saving me from suicide and having to endure this nonsense any longer!
Carr gets up, CHAIR ACROSS THE SKULL BUSTING HIM OPEN! Tracy gets up, CHAIR ACROSS THE SKULL BUSTING HIM OPEN! The referee has no choice but to throw the match out.
Result: NO CONTEST!
Royal grabs a microphone and speaks.
Anthony Royal: Ryan Dangerous! You think you can take over this company, get rid of Silvio and not hear from me do you? It’s not going to happen like that and you can consider this my warning shot! I’ll be at your little ringside meeting later tonight, but if you think I won’t have something to say then, than you’re ignorant! I’ll see you later, “sir”.
Royal drops the mic and leaves.
David Saturn: Wow…I don’t know what to say there. I can’t believe he had to do this to Tracy and Carr to send a message.
Trent Walker: He’s Anthony Royal, he can do whatever he wants! It’s obvious dumbass, he’s trying to impress Ryan Dangerous! He knows that Ryan can’t get rid of him because he’s so valuable to this company!
David Saturn: Whatever Trent, you’re being delusional. Fans, don’t go away! The AWR World Champion is in action against Jason Skilled, and that’s coming up NEXT!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 7, 2013 23:35:36 GMT -4
Jason Skilled is already in the ring.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, Jason Skilled!
David Saturn: This folks, is a non-title match! Jason Skilled is back in AWR and he has a chance to make a name for himself with a big win over Kris Destiny
Trent Walker: And he’s going to blow it just like he always has. This piece of shit was CRASH Champion?
Ring Announcer: From St. Louis, Missouri, he is the AWR World Champion, Kris FA SHO Destiny!
David Saturn: The champion looks ready, despite the war that he was in with Gemini back at Feel the Burn! There was no winner!
Trent Walker: That’s a damn shame! I can’t believe that convict even had a world title shot in the first place. I wanted to see Kris Destiny kick his ass.
Ryan Dangerous: Hold it, hold it!
Ryan Dangerous comes out on the stage.
Ryan Dangerous: Before this match begins, there’s something I have to say. Kris, I have no doubt that you put up a hell of a fight at Feel the Burn, you didn’t win, you didn’t lose, but you put up a hell of a fight. I know you and Gemini have a score to settle and considering that you didn’t win, I think I should evaluate what kind of World Champion you are. And since Gemini is defending his title tonight, I figured it was fair to have you defend the title as well. So, this match is an OFFICIAL AWR World title match! Ring the bell!
David Saturn: Wow! ANOTHER surprise! Kris Destiny is going to defend the world championship right here and now! I don’t believe this! Kris doesn’t look to happy!
Trent Walker: You have to remember that Ryan is evaluating EVERYTHING tonight, including the champions and since Kris didn’t win at Feel the Burn, he’s got to prove he can be a real world champion!
The bell rings and Jason wastes no time going after Destiny. Landing a right cross, he stuns him and goes on the offensive. Destiny tries to stumble away, but Jason lands a kick to the back that stands him straight up in agony. He bounces off the ropes and drills Destiny with a clothesline to the back of the head. Not satisfied, he brings Destiny back to his feet and hits a quick snap suplex. He then proceeds to stomp him to finish off the Examination, and stops to look at the booing crowds who are lobbing darts of hate at him. He grins at them, before turning his attention back to Destiny. Unsuspectingly, Destiny lands a desperation punch to the solar plexus of Jason which stuns him. He's able to get back to his feet, and lands a hip toss that sends the dazed Jason down to the mat. Mounting his chest, Destiny delivers shots to Jason's head as the crowd cheers and Jason tries to cover up. Getting up off Jason and celebrating with the crowd for a moment, Nicole on the outside helps get the fans on their feet.
Destiny goes back to work on Jason after the brief indulgence, landing a scoop slam while Jason flailed his arms in the air in a vain attempt to stop him. Feeling confident, Destiny walks to the turnbuckle and scales it to the top. Sensing the end, Destiny attempts a corkscrew moonsault BUT JASON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Destiny crashes and burns on the mat, grimacing in pain as Jason grins and taps his head on the mat. Back to work goes Jason, bringing Destiny to his feet before bouncing off the ropes and landing a double knee lift that sounds like a gunshot but does not bring down Destiny. Frustrated, Jason, goes again and this time lands a spinning back fist that sends Destiny to and over the ropes to the outside. Following his opponent outside, he waits for Destiny to stagger to his feet before landing a vicious bulldog onto the outside floor as the fans begin to boo again. Jason takes the opportunity to insult a boorish man in the front row. The fan gives Jason the finger, but Jason laughs it off as he throws Destiny back into the ring.
Trent Walker: What the fuck is this piece of shit doing? Focus on the world title match, not the fans.
David Saturn: It might be one of the few times I even agree with you!
Jason is in full control now, posing some while the fans lambaste him with boos. He cups his ear to the hate, and laughs it off as he enjoys his domination. Sensing the end is near, Jason delivers an inverted back breaker as he makes a spectacle out of the execution of the move to the crowd's displeasure. Grabbing Destiny, he sends him into the ropes. Destiny bounces back and Jason goes for the Textbook BUT DESTINY HITS A SPEAR! Both men are down, the crowd is going bananas as the "DESTINY" chants begin to echo through the arena as the fans will him on. Jason is stunned on the mat, and quickly tries to keep his momentum by hooking up Destiny for an underhook suplex, but he reverse it and Destiny lands a DDT! The crowd goes ballistic, and the momentum has shifted fully into the corner of Destiny. He's up and energized, as Jason stumbles to his feet not sure exactly what hit him. Wasting no motion, he plants Jason into the ground with a double arm DDT before bouncing right back up and stalking Jason. He struggles to his feet, as Destiny slowly paces around him. Jason finally gets up and GETS HIT WITH SHOTIME! The crowd is going absolutely insane as Destiny hooks his leg.
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Ring Announcer: The winner, and STILL AWR World Champion, Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny!
David Saturn: That didn’t take too long! The champion wasn’t prepared for this, but he still got the job done!
Trent Walker: Oh yes, he did. I’m sure he made an impression on Ryan Dangerous tonight, and I’m sure Gemini was watching!
David Saturn: Gemini is to defend the AWR Crash title later tonight! But, I’ve been told that the first women’s match in AWR history is going to take place! Who’s going to wrestle this historic match? We’ll find out, NEXT!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 7, 2013 23:52:52 GMT -4
David Saturn: We are about to have the first ever women’s match in AWR history!
Trent Walker: YES! Whoever is in this match will compete for the win, and my dick!
David Saturn: I don’t think any woman wants you with that crass attitude.
Trent Walker: I’ve been married seven times dumbass!
David Saturn: Well…let’s find out who’s it’s going to be.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is the first ever women’s match in AWR history. Introducing first, from Sydney, Australia, Kerrie Maddox!
David Saturn: OH MY GOD! These fans hated her six years ago, and they still hate her now.
Trent Walker: I guess the whorehouse finally let her out after all these years. After all, she was only featured so highly back in the NIWF because she was riding Jay C in more ways than one.
David Saturn: I’m not even going to dispute that, because everyone knows that’s true.
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from San Diego, California, Marina Valdivia!
David Saturn: WHAT?!?!?!?! No…
Trent Walker: I won’t believe it until I see….okay I believe it!
David Saturn: Fans, we understand that Marina is not under AWR contract, she’s just here for this one off match. From what I’ve heard, she’s been doing very well in Hollywood in the past six months and hasn’t wrestled regularly since her last THW match.
Trent Walker: I don’t care damn it, I’m glad to see the greatest women’s wrestler of her generation compete one more time! And don’t forget, Marina has waited YEARS for this!
David Saturn: Oh right! That whole backstage debate between who was better. Clearly, Marina was, but now she finally gets to prove it once and for all against her NIWF arch nemesis!
Marina and Kerrie face off in the center of the ring. Marina is not taking Kerrie very seriously at all. She just gives her a simple slap across the face and she laughs at her. Kerrie comes back with a hard shove knocking Marina down. Kerrie then pounces on Marina and she starts punching the living daylights out of her. Marina gets up and Kerrie then drops her with a dropkick. Marina stands up again and Kerrie spears her into the corner. Marina doubles over in the corner, but Kerrie doesn't care. Kerrie pounds Marina in the face with some right hands over and over again, then she whips her to another corner. Then, she gives Marina a stinger splash knocking her down. Marina goes down and then Kerrie goes to the top rope. Marina stands up and Kerrie takes her down with a hurricanrana. Kerrie then follows up with a kick to the back of the head that takes Marina completely down and then she makes the cover.
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David Saturn: Kerrie gets the early advantage, but the fans are CLEARLY behind Marina here.
Trent Walker: These fans have missed her! She may have been evil at one time, but it appears the fans finally respect her.
Marina stands up, and Kerrie waits for her. Marina turns around and Kerrie tries a clothesline, but Marina ducks it. Kerrie turns around and Marina grabs her hair and throws her to the mat. Then, Marina drags Kerrie to the center of the ring and she locks in a Texas Cloverleaf. The crowd boos Kerrie as she tries to inch her way to the ropes. She almost gets there, but then Marina pulls her all the way back to the center of the ring. Kerrie however, doesn't quit, and she is able to get out of the hold after 23 seconds by turning Marina over. Marina gets up as does Kerrie. Kerrie runs at Marina, who floors her with a clothesline. Kerrie gets up and Marina kicks her in the gut and takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker. Marina then goes to the top rope, and she measures Kerrie for a few seconds. Then, she leaps off of the top rope and she attempts a moonsault that connects perfectly. She then makes the cover on Kerrie.
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KICKOUT!
David Saturn: It doesn’t appear that the former NIWF Women’s Champion has missed a beat! These fans know it!
Trent Walker: Marina looks really good right now, but when has she never looked good?
Marina then steps back. She attempts a cartwheel elbow drop, but Kerrie moves out of the way. Both women get up, and then Kerrie turns Marina around and she floors her with a powerslam. After that, Kerrie drops a leg drop across the throat of Marina. Kerrie then gets Marina to a vertical base, picks her up, and drills her in the middle of the ring with a Fisherman's suplex. Then, she applies a camel clutch to Marina. The crowd is pulling for Marina to escape, but she's not going to. Kerrie keeps the hold locked on for 40 seconds, before releasing it. Kerrie then steps away, and waits for Marina to get up. Marina gets up, and then Kerrie takes her down with a double arm DDT! After that, Kerrie goes to the top rope as Mrina gets to a vertical base again. Marina turns around and Kerrie is waiting for her with a big missile dropkick. Marina gets up slowly this time, and then Kerrie picks her up and ives her a vicious chickenwing slam into the mat. Kerrie turns around and makes the cover on Marina.
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KICKOUT!
David Saturn: It appears Marina is in trouble now. Perhaps it’s the rust from having not been in the ring since April.
Trent Walker: She’s bounced back from worse than this, and Kerrie was always a joke!
The crowd is cheering, as Kerrie measures Marina. Marina gets up and Kerrie gives her a twist of fate. Then, Kerrie hits a neckbeaker. Cover.
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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kerrie is shocked at the kickout. She goes to the top rope, and doesn't even measure Marina. She leaps and she attempts a corkscrew moonsault, but Marina rolls out of the way. Marina gets up, and she is looking really pissed now. Kerrie also stands up, and Marina drills her with a superkick right to the jaw. Kerrie falls face up in the center of the ring, and then Marina hits a cartwheel elbow drop. Marina then goes to the top rope, and DRILLS THE CALIFORNIA SPLASH!!!!!!! The fans are going insane as Marina covers.
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Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Marina Valdivia!
David Saturn: It’s over! Marina has finally proven once and for all that she always was, and will always be, better than Kerrie Maddox! Nice display!
Trent Walker: I wonder if Silvio was afraid of hiring women because of the fact that they’d wrestle better than “his boys”. That was a better match than anything Tracy Adkins or Robert Carr have done in the last five years!
David Saturn: You’re right about that, I wonder if we’ll ever see Marina in a wrestling ring again.
Trent Walker: I don’t know Saturn, I hope so! I mean, she’s the greatest women’s wrestler of her generation damn it! We better see her again!
David Saturn: Up next folks, Jay Swift is in action against AWR Talent Relations executive Rusty Axel! Rusty will now try to prove that Swift is nothing but hype, and that’s next!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 8, 2013 0:14:36 GMT -4
Ring Announcer: From Savannah, Georgia, Rusty Axel!
David Saturn: Rusty will have a chance to pull off a shocker. Though, as the president of talent relations, if he hates Swift so much, why doesn’t he just fire him?
Trent Walker: Because he’s a dog, that’s why. A yeller-bellied, cowardly dawwwwg!
David Saturn: Nice way to mock the South Trent.
Trent Walker: Thank you, and fuck you!
Ring Announcer: From Phoenix, Arizona, Jay Swift!
David Saturn: Jay Swift is looking to be 10-0 and he’s looking to put Rusty away once and for all.
Trent Walker: IT’S THE MAN! It’s JAY SWIFT! God, it’s great to see him again!
David Saturn: I always gathered you hated Jay Swift.
Trent Walker: I do, but damn, I’d rather see him then people like the War Machines.
Rusty Axel goes after Swift with a fist drop, but Swift grabs his fist and kicks him in the gut. Swift then drops Rusty Axel with a fist drop of his own. Rusty Axel then gets back up. Once he does, Swift whips him towards the ropes. As Rusty Axel comes back, Swift drills him with a vicious backhand chop…following it up with a clothesline. Rusty Axel struggles to get back to his feet at first, but after a few moments he gets up. Once he’s up, Swift nails Rusty Axel with an Enziguri. Rusty Axel is now in a dazed mode. However, he still tries to get up…and would end up paying dearly for it as Swift locks him up around the waist and floors him with a belly to back suplex. Suddenly, as the fans give Swift a huge pop, Rusty Axel gingerly gets up…still dazed. As he turns around, Swift kicks Rusty Axel in the midsection and then DRILLS HIM WITH THE PHOENIX FACEBREAKER! He then hooks his leg for the pin.
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Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Jay Swift!
Trent Walker: WOW! How fucking awesome! Jay Swift made quick work of that worthless piece of shit!
David Saturn: I guess Old Rusty just doesn’t have it anymore.
Ryan Dangerous: Hold it, hold it.
Ryan appears on the stage as Swift exits the ring. Swift starts walking up the ramp.
Ryan Dangerous: You guys are about to see another example of change. After all…hey Jay, what’s up man? It’s great to see you again.
Ryan extends his hand to Jay. Jay stops to look at him, but then he brushes right by him and heads to the back. The fans gasp in shock at this.
David Saturn: Jay Swift just blew off Ryan Dangerous! What the hell?
Trent Walker: Jay Swift, great wrestler, always an idiot!
Ryan Dangerous: Okay, moving on. Rusty Axel, get up and look at me for a second.
Rusty is on his knees and stares back at Ryan.
Ryan Dangerous: You’re the talent relations guy right? You’re the guy that goes out and signs people and brings them to this company, right? Since AWR’s latest start up, AWR has signed Jay Swift and Gemini. But you weren’t responsible for those signings were you Rusty? Nope, THIS MAN was. Ladies and gentlemen, the AWR General Manager, Roberto Maggia!
Roberto comes out to the stage and shakes hands with Ryan.
Ryan Dangerous: Roberto, I’m going to address you first before I get back to that old man taking up valuable TV time.
Trent Walker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Saturn: …that’s so out of character for Ryan Dangerous…what the hell was that jab all about?
Ryan Dangerous: Roberto, I’m going to cut to the chase. You are no longer the general manager of AWR.
David Saturn: ….you can’t be serious….
Ryan Dangerous: And that’s because you are being PROMOTED. You no longer have to come on television and manage things around here, from now on, you are going to be the NEW Head of Talent Relations!
Roberto and Ryan shake hands again.
David Saturn: That’s a GREAT CALL! Roberto was the one that signed Swift and Gemini! But, who’s the new GM?
Trent Walker: We’ll figure it out another day.
Ryan Dangerous: Now as for you Rusty, AWR has been in the holes that it’s been in because of YOU! Yes, we have people like Destiny, Royal, Swift, Gemini, but we also have a bunch of passionless, “old school” wrestlers that don’t even give a shit about this company or this business anymore and the fact of the matter is, Rusty, YOU signed all of those guys! YOU allowed them to come out to this ring and disgrace this company week after week! The reason why you tried to hold down people like Swift and Gemini is because you can’t accept change in wrestling! This business has passed you by Rusty, and it’s about time I get rid of the problem that’s causing AWR to be in the state that it’s in. Rusty, not only are you no longer the head of talent relations, you are no longer in AWR PERIOD! Rusty Axel, it’s time to put the old dog to pasture and put him down for good! Rusty Axel, screw you, YOU’RE FIRED!
The fans erupt in cheers!
David Saturn: AMEN!
Trent Walker: CHANGE continues!
Ryan Dangerous: Security, come out and get that old bastard out of that ring! I swear on my family that you fans in AWR will NEVER see that piece of shit again because you deserve BETTER!
David Saturn: He’s right, the fans deserve better! But why is Ryan acting so….
Trent Walker: He’s fine! What he’s saying is true! Rusty Axel was and always will be a piece of shit!
David Saturn: He’s got a family, they don’t need to see this.
Ryan Dangerous: We have one more match to go, and then, I will come out here and address the changes that are going to be made! Stay tuned!
Security has long since taken Rusty away. Ryan leaves and goes to the back.
David Saturn: Silvio fired, Neal fired, the first women’s match, a shocking world title match, now Rusty is fired, and on top of that, Roberto has been promoted. This is nuts!
Trent Walker: Get used to this David, because chaos always ensues when Ryan Dangerous is around.
David Saturn: What a ride it’s been! Fans, don’t go ANYWHERE! The main event is next! Gemini defends the AWR CRASH Championship against one of the war machines! NEXT!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 8, 2013 0:39:27 GMT -4
David Saturn: It is now the time for the main event! AWR Crash title on the line!
Trent Walker: I love a good main event title match David, and I can’t believe I’m actually going to pull for Gemini, only because his challenger is a piece of shit.
RING ANNOUNCER: Already in the ring, the challenger, War Machine 3!
David Saturn: He’s got a chance to bring home the gold to the War Machines.
Trent Walker: The War Machines suck ass!
RING ANNOUNCER: And from Miami, Florida, he is the AWR Crash Champion, Gemini!
David Saturn: Gemini and Kris Destiny have been at war as of late, and now he’s going to try and match Fa Sho by defending his own title tonight.
Trent Walker: He’s got this made. And I have been waiting so long to say this again, DAMN THAT GEMIBITCH! DAMN HIM TO HELL!
David Saturn: Gemibitch? What the…
Trent Walker: Get used to that because I’ll make that reference at least once during his matches from now on.
The bell rings. WM3 does a bunch of mounted punches on Gemini and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Gemini comes back and WM3 performs a Enzugiri on him. Gemini falls to the ground.
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Kickout! WM3 kicks Gemini in the head and stands up. He picks up Gemini and performs a Powerbomb onto the mat. Gemini grabs his back in pain. WM3 then gets on the top rope. He then takes his shirt and sends it into the crowd, but Gemini gets up quickly and punches WM3 in the gut. WM3 falls onto the turnbuckle. Gemini gets on the turnbuckle and performs a suplex from the turnbuckle to the mat. Gemini then stands up and quickly puts WM3 into the Texas Cloverleaf.
David Saturn: The champ is not messing around whatsoever!
Trent Walker: Hell no! he wants to show the destroyer side of him right now!
However, Gemini loses the grip, and is kicked to the ropes. Gemini grabs the ropes, and turns around to see Damain slowly getting on his feet. Gemini walks over to punch WM3, but WM3 grabs his punch and goes for a punch, but Gemini grabs his and Irish Whips to the ropes and then does a Flying Lariat. Damain is down. Gemini then starts to kick WM3 in the head as hard as he can. WM3 grabs his own head trying to grive the pain he has been given. Gemini tries again, but WM3 grabs his boot and trips him to the mat. Gemini hits the back of his head hard. WM3 gets up, but grabs his own head. His head is on fire right now (not literally). He comes over to Gemini and does a Fist Drop, but WM3 misses as Gemini rolls away. Gemini gets up and clotheslines WM3 before WM3 could make a move. Gemini then gets up and picks up WM3 and does a Double Underhook DDT. WM3 is down, and the crowd cheers. Gemini plays to the crowd.
Trent Walker: Stop showboating and get back to work you son of a bitch!
David Saturn: He’s trying to prove to the world how much he cares for his people! Gemini then grabs WM3 by the hair and brings him up, but WM3 punches the gut of Gemini. Gemini grabs his gut, but headbutts WM3. WM3 reacts and falls, but quickly rolls around to get up. Gemini runs over, but WM3 throws him over the top rope. Gemini catches him and stays in the ring, but grabs WM3's neck and and brings it hitting the top rope. WM3 falls on the mat grabbing his neck. Gemini quickly gets back into the ring. WM3 gets back up, but Gemini starts to punch WM3 in the face, but WM3 ends up pushing his fists away. WM3 gets up and kicks Gemini in the gut and does a DDT on him. WM3 gets up and throws his hands in the air. The crowd boos for him. WM3 walks over and grabs the legs of Gemini. But Gemini kicks his way out of it. WM3 then comes to kick Gemini in the leg, but Gemini moves it, and trips WM3. Gemini takes this advantage and gets up. He kicks WM3 in the face, knocking him out. He then picks up WM3 and…..FEEL THE BURN!!!!!!! COVER!
David Saturn: FEEL THE BURN! GEMINI HAS HIT HIM WITH THE FEEL THE BURN!
Trent Walker: GOODBYE! THE GEMIBITCH HAS RETAINED THE CRASH CHAMPIONSHIP!
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Gemini pulls WM3 off the mat!
Trent Walker: OH BULLSHIT GEMINI! JUST FINISH THIS PIECE OF CRAP!
David Saturn: Gemini better hope that it doesn’t cost him. The referee starts to argue with Gemini. WM3 slowly comes over and low blows Gemini. Gemini grabs himself, and WM3 quickly gets up, and turns around to go towards Gemini. Gemini is still grabbing himself. WM3 takes this opportunity and performs a deadly Spinebuster to the mat. Gemini seems out, but he still in. WM3 falls on his knee trying to catch his breath. He gets up, and he measures Gemini. Gemini is able to get to a vertical base, and when he does, WM3 goes for the clothesline, however, Gemini moves out of the way, turns WM3 around, lifts him up and DRILLS HIM FEEL THE BURN. Gemini then turns WM3 over and he goes for the cover.
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Ring Announcer: The winner and STILL the AWR Crash Champion, GEMINI!
David Saturn: Gemini lost his footing after that showboating, but I know why he did that! he wanted to send an extra message to Kris Destiny!
Trent Walker: BUT STILL! IT’S A DAMN TITLE MATCH! THERE’S NO REASON TO BE SHOWBOATING GOD DAMN IT!
David Saturn: He still won!
Trent Walker: It doesn’t matter! What if War Machine was successful in winning after that showboating? God damn it Gemini, you’re frustrating me just like the old days!
David Saturn: Well, Gemini is staying at ringside, and obviously, we know why! Ryan Dangerous is going to address the AWR roster, and that’s coming up NEXT!
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Post by Jay Swift on Oct 8, 2013 1:44:06 GMT -4
David Saturn: We are back fans, and as you can see, the ring is surrounded by everyone on the AWR roster, that’s still around anyway. Silvio Megala, Neal Steal and Rusty Axel have all been fired thus far! Roberto Maggia has been promoted to head of talent relations!
Trent Walker: And it’s not over yet! It’s only a matter of time now.
“Here Comes the Money” hits and Ryan Dangerous starts to make his way to the ring to a more of a mixed reaction than he had earlier.
David Saturn: Ryan’s done a good job tonight, but some of his actions I don’t agree with, like the way he completely buried Rusty Axel earlier.
Trent Walker: Hey, that was awesome when he did that!
Ryan gets inside of the ring, and everyone that’s surrounding it is watching him very closely.
Ryan Dangerous: What a night it’s been wouldn’t you fans say? (crowd cheers) But if you thought that was something, trust me, it wasn’t over yet. Now, I sat back, I watched everything unfold tonight, I took some notes and thought about what changes could possibly be made. I know some of you are wondering about your wars with one another, those of you involved know who I’m talking about. I know some of you want to kill each other now, but let’s not worry about that. Let’s worry about making this company better! Let’s worry about making AWR a profitable enterprise in the wrestling business. Now, I know there’s going to be people out there saying that this is going to be “another THW”. I’m here to put that theory to rest. I admit that I made some mistakes in running that operation, but let me tell you all, right here, right now, this will NOT be another THW. This is NOT going to be another case of throwing out the old and completely putting in the new. I worked with the NIWF once, I respect and understand its tradition and I’m not going to throw it all away.
Instead, we’re going to MODERNIZE this company. No longer will you have to see the same old matches. No longer will you have to be treated to Rusty Axel taking on Red Randal 5 weeks out of six, or the antiquated Slick Doctor struggling to hold his own against someone like say, Bret Harris. We as a company are DONE with that! From now on, you people are going to see matches you DESERVE to see! You people are going to see wars and battles over the gold that this company has never seen before. From here on out, EVERYONE is going to step up their game and put in a better effort than before. No longer will the likes of Red Randal embarrass himself by cutting a 5 second promo. That’s not a promo, that’s what I like to call incoherent, redneck trash! We’re all adults, so it’s time to act like one when it comes to cutting a promo. No more calling people “ass whores”, no more people making up pathetic stories about how a wrestler is behind a stable that people don’t even give a fuck about, no more sausage fests, no more “filler” on a CRASH TV podcast, no more CRASH TV!
David Saturn: No more CRASH TV?
Ryan Dangerous: Things are going to change, from here on out! This show will no longer be called “CRASH TV” because under the old regime, “Crash TV” was a fitting title, not because of the fact that it was “good TV”, but because well, the quality of the wrestlers Rusty Axel signed all the time crashed harder than the government lately. From here on out, your regularly scheduled programming will not be called “CRASH TV”, CRASH TV will NOT grab anyone’s attention. So everyone, turn to the big screen and find out what you’re going to know this broadcast as from now on….
The scene focuses on the big screen. There’s some pyro before a banner explodes and unfurls, revealing the NEW name of the AWR television show:
“THURSDAY NIGHT REVOLUTION!”
Ryan Dangerous: Now THAT is a name with an IMPACT! THAT is a name that will let the entire wrestling world know that this company is going through change for the better! THAT is a name that will let everyone know that AWR is done messing around! Now, I still have to talk things over with the network on when our next show is going to be, but don’t worry, I got this covered. I’ll keep all of you posted, for sure. Well, those that are still going to be here. I look at the salary structure, and let me tell you, I didn’t like what I saw. OL RUSTY paid guys too much money for too little talent. So, I look around this ring, and I’m going to tell each and every one of you right here and now, if you’re not willing to step up your game, if you’re not willing to contribute to change for the better, turn around, walk to the back, pick up your last check, and never come back. So, anyone that wants to do that, do it right now. As a matter of fact, some of you in this ring are better off doing that, because you’ll have a hell of a consequence if you don’t
David Saturn: Again, this is so out of character for Ryan Dangerous.
Nobody leaves.
Ryan Dangerous: Alright. I look around this ring, I see people that WANT to make this company great. I see people that have the passion to make this place better! I can see it in the eyes of those that want this! But then I see people that are just here for the money, or are here because Ol’ Rusty was always going to take care of them. So, to those people that fall under that umbrella, YOU’RE FIRED!
Trent Walker: WHOA!
David Saturn: He didn’t name anyone in specific though…
Ryan Dangerous: Red Randal. FIRED! War Machines. FIRED! Jason Skilled. FIRED! Slick Doctor, even though he’s not here, FIRED! Matt Harris, Bret Harris, Rattlesnake and that useless family, FIRED! Robert Carr, FIRED! Toxic Maddox, FIRED! You’re ALL FIRED! Everyone I just mentioned, get the hell out of here, and NEVER come back! NOW!
David Saturn: Wow….
Everyone that Ryan named immediately leaves. It leaves just Hell, Tracy Adkins, Jay Swift, Gemini, Kris Destiny and Anthony Royal.
Ryan Dangerous: I’m giving you guys a week to figure out if you’re IN, or if you’re OUT! Either way, it’s a new era in AWR, with BETTER wrestlers, and BETTER matches that the fans deserve! Now then…Anthony, what are you doing?
Anthony Royal has entered the ring and he’s requested his own microphone. He speaks.
Anthony Royal: I said that I was going to speak my mind, and I’m going to do that right now. First off “sir”, I’m IN, you can count on that. But just because you’re my new boss doesn’t mean that I’m going to be on my knees kissing your ass like the others at ringside are. I’ve been with this company from the very beginning Ryan, and I know that you once built a powerhouse in wrestling like THW, and I know you’ve got a good reputation for fixing broken wrestling brands, but I’m here to tell you that I don’t like you, and I don’t trust you. I don’t know how true these things are, but I’ve heard some things around the grapevine. I’ve heard that you’re ruthless. I’ve heard that you take things to drastic measures if things don’t go your way. Well guess what “sir”, with me, you’re not going to get what you want, because what I want for me, and what you want for me, are two completely different things and just because you got rid of Silvio doesn’t mean that I won’t be coming for the AWR World Championship, so now, I DEMAND that you give me the next shot at the World title, NOW!
Ryan Dangerous: Oh, so you’re one of THOSE guys. I’ve never worked with you before Anthony, I’ve heard great things about you. But there’s no way I’m just going to let you have a title shot! You have no say in that matter, I DO! If you want another title shot, you’re going to have to earn one just like everybody else, and you’re going to have to show me that you’re someone worth the spotlight!
Kris Destiny: I don’t mean to interrupt, because I have something to say too!
Kris Destiny has entered the ring.
Kris Destiny: Ryan, I’ve worked with you before, and I know why you’ve been gone since THW closed. It’s because it’s true isn’t it? It’s true that when you ran THW, you had a few “chosen ones” that would always have their way with the world title. That’s the truth isn’t it? After all, how is it that Jay Swift was always in contention for that title? I don’t trust you because of that. I remember being in THW, and I knew I was better than what I was then, now I’ve come here, and as you can see, I’m the world champion in spite of your attempt to get that title off of me and make things easier for your boy Jay Swift to be champion. As far as I’m concerned Ryan, Royal’s not getting the shot, nor is Swift. Last time I checked, Gemini and I have a score to settle, and we’re going to settle it whether you want it to be settled or not!
Ryan Dangerous: You’ve heard the rumors I see. You’re right Kris, you and Gemini have a score to settle but…
Jay Swift: Wait just a damn minute Ryan!
Swift has entered the ring with a microphone.
Jay Swift: Kris, you’re lucky that I’m not looking for that title shot right now, because last time I checked, Anthony Royal and I still have a score to settle as well and I’m not going to let him make a claim for the next world title shot, because that title shot is mine whether it’s you or whether it’s Gemini.
Kris Destiny: Earn it for a change Jay, you know Ryan has spoon fed you everything your entire career!
Jay Swift: That’s a lie, and you know it. Even if I was one of the “chosen ones”, I had no knowledge of it, and if it’s true Ryan, it actually wouldn’t surprise me. You see, I’ve known you for years man, longer than anyone else that’s here right now. You always had that aura of shadiness with you. Now, I’ll give you credit, you’re someone who’s a visionary and you’ve always been one that will give ANYBODY a chance to prove themselves and prove that they can be among the best of the best in this business. Whether it’s me, whether it’s people like MG Newton, Jack Napier, Marina Valdivia, or any of the old THW greats, you ALWAYS gave people that chance. But here’s what you never told anyone Ryan, that with that chance, comes an asterisk. You always presented yourself as a man of the people. I’m here to tell you that it’s all bullshit Ryan. You didn’t run THW because you cared about anybody. You never cared about me, or Marina, or Miranda, or Gabbi, Napier, Newton, Jakob, Hada, ANY OF THEM! The only reason why you went into the stock market, raised all the money that you did, and built THW into the empire it was, wasn’t because you wanted anyone to succeed, you did that all for YOURSELF and ONLY yourself, all to soothe the ego that was shattered all those years ago when your sorry excuse of a wrestling career was cut short and you know that to make THW successful, you had to have the BEST WRESTLERS that YOU created and made, running the show. But it always came with a price. Because once a wrestler you wanted to make into a star slipped up and fell down, you were never there to help them Ryan, you just left them out in the street and let their careers wittle away. Don’t worry Ryan, I’m staying here in AWR, but I’ll be damned if you run this company the same way you ran THW because we’re NOT going to let it happen.
Ryan Dangerous: You really feel that way? So I’m just a snake to you right? As far as I’m concerned Jay, I have nothing to prove to you, to YOU (points to Royal), to YOU (points to Kris) or anybody! Everyone here is going to help this company move forward to an era of prosperity that it’s never seen before, and we’re ALL in this together.
Gemini: BULLSHIT!
Gemini enters the ring now.
Gemini: I’m listening to what Jay is saying, and he’s absolutely right. When I first came into THW, I struggled, but then I started to make waves. I rose up the ladder and I became the second triple crown champion. You forget that I saved THW when I took that world title from that XHCW piece of shit Derekk Redmond. I busted my ass for you man, week in, and week out, as the world champion. You threw everyone you could in front of me, and I beat them one by one. But then I lost the world title and I was having some problems. My daughter was born, her mother killed herself with alcohol, and my career was spiraling down the drain because of those problems. Jay was there to help me, so was Marina, so was many other THW wrestlers. But where were you? You were nowhere! You even fired my ass, brought me back, and then when I committed the biggest mistake of my life, you fired me again, threw me out in the street, and let me rot in jail. And now, without you, I’ve rebuilt my life, AND my career. So tell me, why the fuck should you be trusted? Are you going to throw us out too if we don’t live up to “your standards?”
Ryan Dangerous: You know what, you all have some concerns, all of you. But let me tell you, all four of you, what’s going down. Gemini, you will get your shot at Kris Destiny. Royal, you will get your shot at Kris Destiny, Jay, you’ll get your shot at Anthony Royal. Hell, at Second City Slaughter, you’ll ALL get a shot at one another! You all have THREE WEEKS to be ready for this, THREE WEEKS! Why? Because come Second City Slaughter, AWR will only have ONE champion. That’s right, the AWR Crash and AWR World Championships are going to be UNIFIED! At Second City Slaughter, all four of you, Kris Destiny, Anthony Royal, Jay Swift, Gemini…..will be in a ONE NIGHT, ROUND ROBIN! That’s right, you’ll all get to face each other at some point in the night! Then, when you all face each other, you’ll all be ranked by your record, and that begins a tournament between you four! When the tournament is down to two, it’ll be CRASH CHAMPION vs. WORLD CHAMPION, in a unification match to see who really is the best of the best! Until then gentlemen, I’ll see you later!
Ryan drops the microphone and leaves the ring as the fans cheer the shocking announcement.
David Saturn: WOW! I can’t believe it! Mass chaos at Second City Slaughter! We’re going to see all four of these guys battle it out all in one night to determine who’s going to be the UNDISPUTED AWR Champion!
Trent Walker: Oh man! That’s going to be SICK!
David Saturn: You bet it is! Fans, we’ll see you in THREE WEEKS at Second City Slaughter, and not too far away afterwards for the first AWR Thursday Night Revolution. Good night!
A four way staredown concludes this episode of AWR CRASH TV!
(OOC: I’m going to post an announcement in the OOC boards to explain how the round robin/tournament is going to work out. The next show will be the PPV, which we’ll have three weeks to RP for.)
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