Post by Silvio Megala on Jan 19, 2013 14:15:34 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #28
LIVE!
FROM SPRINT CENTER, KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where Roberto Maggia is all set to make some revelations that he promises are nothing less than explosive!"
Neal Steal-"We have no choice but to listen to this pack of lies from a complete egomaniac!"
As the show opens, Roberto Maggia is alone in the ring with a microphone in hand. After the commotion of the start of the show dies down, Roberto speaks.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, since I arrived here in the AWR, it was very clear that I certainly had something on Silvio Megala, a dirty little secret if you will, and I admit, I did indeed use said secret to my advantage. Silvio refers to what I did as blackmail and extortion, but to me, it’s justice.
Neal Steal-"How dare they cheer this criminal!"
David Saturn-"Why hasn't Silvio just sued him then if he's just a criminal and a liar?"
The crowd cheers this. When they quiet down, Roberto continues to speak.
Maggia: However, two weeks ago when Silvio’s golden child punched me in my face, I decided it was time for the cat to be let out of the bag, as they say. So let it out I did. Royal may be Silvio’s golden child, but it is I who was in fact fathered by the heap of garbage we all know and despise.
Once again the crowd cheers.
Neal Steal-"SHUT UP!"
Maggia: Last week, Silvio told his side of the story, so here tonight, I would like to share my version, or, as I like to call it, the truth.
Roberto has a stern look on his face. He doesn’t seem to be gloating towards Silvio that he let the secret out. Rather, it seems as if he is unleashing a weight that has been putting stress on him for quite some time.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, years ago, when Silvio was, oh, I’d say about 18 years of age, he meant a very special woman. Only, she wasn’t a woman, but instead, a 14 year old girl.
Neal Steal-"LIES! This is LIES!"
David Saturn-"You can just hear the crashing of stock at Megala Enterprises right now..."
The crowd gasps at this revelation.
Maggia: Silvio took advantage of this child and partook in sexual intercourse with here, which is in fact statutory rape. As I’m sure you have discovered by now, this child was my mother. Of course, Silvio, who was well on his way to the top of the world, saw this pregnancy as something that could halt his momentum. So, being the cold hearted son of a bitch that he is, he offered to have it “taken care of.”
Maggia makes air quotes as he speaks.
Maggia: My mother, being the superior person she was, refused. Silvio, wanting nothing to do with me, abandoned her. The child he impregnated, he abandoned, left her alone to deal with them “problem” that I was. Fast forward a few years, and my mother was doing the best she could, working her fingers to the bone to give me a real shot at life. And, for the obstacles she faced, she was doing a damn good job. I knew not of your existence Silvio, and I had a good life. I did, until, an “accident” took her life.
Air quotes once again.
Neal Steal-"What is he implying now?"
Maggia: Only, it wasn’t an accident was it Silvio? We all know the type of person you are, and we all know it isn’t a stretch to say you in fact arranged to have her life taken away. And as she lay in a hospital bed, in the last moments of her life, she revealed you to me Silvio. She gave me your name. And though I was just a small child, your name stuck in my brain. Every foster home I went to, I thought of you Silvio. Every time a drunken foster parent would beat me like an animal, I thought of you Silvio. Every vagrant foster child who took out their frustrations on me, I thought of you Silvio. It was you who got me through those times. It was you who pushed me to be all that I could be, because every day Silvio, from the moment I woke up to the moment I drifted off into a nightmare riddles slumber, I thought of the day that I would finally hunt you down and ruin your life.
Maggia glares into the camera with more intensity than we have ever seen from him.
Maggia: That day has finally come Silvio, and yet, I am not satisfied. So this, this little revelation, this is all the beginning Silvio. Your punishment must be more severe, and it will be. When my mother lay on her deathbed, I made a silent vow to her Silvio, a vow that said you will pay the heftiest of prices for the atrocities you committed against us. You haven’t even begun to pay Silvio. This war is only the beginning. You, and all those who stand behind you, will be put into the ground. This I promise you Silvio. This…I…Promise…You.
Maggia is shaking with anger at this point. After a few moments, he takes a couple of deep breaths, coming himself down.
Maggia: Thank you for showing your support of the AWR ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the show.
David Saturn-"He promised earth shattering and that's exactly what we got!"
Neal Steal-"Earth shattering lies even by Maggia's standards."
David Saturn-"Then why does Silvio not sue? You keep sayng its all lies. Silvio's reputation was bad enough before but now he's been accused of statutory rape and murder! I have no doubt that Maggia is telling the truth as far as his parentage is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"So apart from believing some of his garbage you at least admit to some of his lies..."
David Saturn-"I think the murder accusation is unproven but the rest I believe 100%. I'm sure in Maggia's mind he believes Silvio murdered his Mother but looking at his emotional state what else would he believe? As big a scumbag as Silvio is I would never call someone a murderer without complete evidence. The rest can be easily proven..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't offered any proof because its all lies!"
David Saturn-"He hasn't needed to yet. Silvio's reaction speaks volumes its obvious Maggia is telling the truth about his parentage!"
Neal Steal-"The only reason Mr Megala hasn't done anything about Maggia is because he has great sympathy for people like him..."
David Saturn-"What is that supposed to mean? Silvio has never struck me as the sympathetic type..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala has worked with and generously donated to numerous charities for the mentally ill in the past. During that time he has developed heartfelt compassion for such causes and..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Neal Steal-"Its clear that Maggia is delusional. I'm beginning to feel a little sympathy for him myself he's clearly mentally ill. How on earth could he make up such utter garbage otherwise? Mr Megala will be left with no choice but to sue him despite the kindness and understanding he has shown so far..."
David Saturn-"If that was the case then you must be mentally ill too considering the garbage you come out with! Lets head to the ring for our opening contest!"
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes the hatchet warrior! He's gone through Randal, he had Jason beat last week and now he's coming for Carr!"
Neal Steal-"Carr can handle RCH no problem. RCH another example of mental illness running rampant in the AWR..."
David Saturn-"RCH put out of action of course by Carr. We know Randal is more or less out of Carr's inner circle these days but I'm not sure what his staus with Tracy Adkins is. We may well have seen the end of SIN."
Neal Steal-"That's just your speculation Saturn. We know Adkins is very much his own man maybe Carr and Jason prefer to listen to old Rusty these days. Not that Jason has any history with Adkins..."
Accompanied by Jason Skilled and Rusty Axel....from Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Well this looks like it will be a fair contest..."
Neal Steal-"Well they are simply expressing their unity. Its nice to see this..."
David Saturn-"Well RCH is expressing himself with that hatchet..."
Neal Steal-"It was great when RCH was gone. Unfortunate that he returned should have stayed in the forest where he belongs..."
RCH comes into the ring waving the hatchet at Rusty and Jason who leap out of the ring. Surprisingly Carr attacks fast (albeit from behind) clubbing RCH in the back. The ref removes the hatchet as Carr chokes RCH in the corner then takes him to the next turnbuckle. RCH blocks his head being shoved into the turnbuckle by raking Carr across the face.
Neal Steal-"Look at that eyerake! Rusty Axel is at ringside here RCH you're not going to impress him like that..."
David Saturn-"Why the hell would he care about impressing Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"Well he is the head of talent relations. Maggia does not care about anything other than screwing Mr Megala and Mr Royal. Impressing Rusty would be good for RCH's career..."
David Saturn-"So basically he should not stand up for himself when Carr almost blinded him?"
A right hand knocks Carr to the mat and RCH knocks him down again as Carr gets to his feet. Carr gets up again but is knocked down once more. Rusty moans to the ref trying to distract as RCH drops an elbow on Carr who backs into the corner. Rusty gets on the apron and Carr blatantly low blows RCH. That will work on anyone as Carr throws RCH to the outside.
David Saturn-"Carr of course blaming Randal for not putting RCH out of action. RCH was certainly very fortunate..."
Neal Steal-"You would think the deserved beating RCH received would have humbled him a little. Yet he still comes out being being the complete freak that he is..."
David Saturn-"Rusty and Jason need to be watched constantly. That's why some think it would be good to have a second ref at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"Costs more money. Rusty runs a tight talent budget. Look how much money Maggia has wasted no wonder Mr Megala hired someone to cut costs..."
The ref watches Rusty and Jason as Carr rams RCH into the barricade nailing him with punches as he walks around ringside. RCH blocks another attempt to ram his head into the barrier and Carr's head is driven into it instead. RCH rams Carr's back into the barrier then charges hitting Carr with the hatchet splash! Carr crumples to the floor.
David Saturn-"What money has Maggia wasted?"
Neal Steal-"Hiring people like B-Man and Lance Invictus didn't come cheap..."
David Saturn-"Damn right too. They were top calibre additions..."
Neal Steal-"They are a reflection on the moral decay of society. Look at B-Man who's a drunk and Invictus who's a cheat..."
Rusty moans to the ref again as RCH rolls Carr into the ring. Carr backed into the corner and RCH kicks him in the ribs. Uppercut and RCH then sets up for the hatchet splash. Too obvious there however and Carr had time to move. Not often RCH mistimes that move but as Carr charges at him RCH charges too and connects with a flying elbow smash!
David Saturn-"Great connection that will knock out a few teeth!"
Neal Steal-"That's typical RCH trying to disfigure someone...only paints his face to cover his ugliness..."
David Saturn-"Oh and its ok to try and disfigure RCH?"
Neal Steal-"Didn't do any looks any harm. Look at that RCH must have said something rude to Jason..."
As RCH goes to pull Carr up this time Jason leaps on the apron causing another distraction. Once again Carr connects with a low blow but this time the referee catches him! The ref calls for the bell signalling the disqualification!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! How fair is that Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"They are protesting the bell ringing. Why has Carr been disqualified?"
David Saturn-"For the low blow you fool!"
Neal Steal-"RCH isn't normal a shot to the groin area wouldn't hurt him like a normal person..."
Rusty and Jason are in the ring now and begin stomping RCH in the chest. Jason pulls out a set of brass knuckles and prepares to hit Hatchet Warrior. Suddenly Red Randal leaps from the crowd. He picks up a steel chair and lays it into Jason's head. Jason hits the cement floor like a sack of potatoes. Rusty sees this and tries desperately to get the official to look but the official is busy trying to get rusty to leave. Carr sees Randal but gets nailed with the chair as well! Red looks down and smiles as Robert is laid out. Red spits on Robert and as Hatchet Warrior turns around and sees Red a smile comes over Reds face. Rusty tries to attack Randal from behind but leaps out of the ring as Randal sees him coming. Carr, Jason and Rusty retreat up the ramp.
David Saturn-"Another attempt to put RCH out of action. Yet another abuse of power by Rusty but Randal of all people came out and assisted RCH..."
Neal Steal-"Yet Maggia can blackmail who he wants and lie when he wants..."
David Saturn-"Stop bringing Maggia's name into everything you're obsessed with the man..."
Neal Steal-"He's tried to ruin Mr Megala's life..."
David Saturn-"Well look how Megala ruined his childhood..."
Neal Steal-"Lies from a mentally disturbed young man..."
David Saturn-"We will be back in a few minutes..."
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The scene opens in the locker room area with Al Walters.
Walters: Al Walters here, and my guest at this time…
A hand goes over Al’s mouth and rips the mic away from him. The camera pans and we see Anthony Royal standing by.
Royal: Just shut the hell up Al, nobody gives a damn who you are or what you’re doing. I don’t know why you’re even employed here to be perfectly honest, so I’m going to do your job for you, and interview you. What do you think would happen to me if I wrapped my hands around your little tooth pick neck right now and squeezed to the point that you see the scraggly beard of God and make it so you spend the next few days in the hospital in order to not die?
Al gulps and looks as if he may soil himself. He can’t even bring himself to stammer out an answer.
Royal: I’ll tell you what would happen. I would be suspended or fired, and hell, probably arrested. And you would probably get a nice paid vacation. But, when Kris Destiny dumps me in a river to die, he gets cheered on by these inbred fans, probably patted on the back by Bob Maggia, and I have to wrestle Sweet Tooth the clown just seven days later. This is a travesty. But no deed goes unpunished, and I assure you, punishments will be handed out. Old Bobby wants to talk about war, well I fired the first shot when I dug my knuckles into his boy scout face. And now that the cat’s out of the bag as you said, there’s nothing to stop me from doing it again, and much, much worse. But first, I’m taking my championship back at Civil Insurrection. So tonight, I want Lance “Lord of Losing to Hell” Invictus, and Kris “Future Serial Killer” Destiny to take a good, hard look at what I do to Toxic Maddox tonight, because what I have in store for them will make what I do tonight look like a dinner date with Emma Stone. Thanks for your time Al.
Royal tosses the mic back to Al who fumbles with it a bit before gaining control.
Walters: Well there you have it. Anthony Royal, in action, tonight.
Scene cuts back to the arena...
David Saturn-"Royal his usual pleasant self..."
Neal Steal-"Well Walters was extremely rude..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Walters is one of the most inoffensive people I've ever met in wrestling."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was almost murdered last week how do you expect him to act?"
David Saturn-"He treated people with contempt when he was champion a nightmare couple of weeks might make him even worse..."
Neal Steal-"Well we better get to reading the sponsors...it better not be Hooters again!"
David Saturn-"Actually we have some footage of yourself having a conversation with Declan Black earlier tonight..."
Neal Steal-"I didn't know that was being filmed!"
We see footage from earlier tonight of Declan Black lifting weights in the locker room area. We see Steal open the door and he approaches Declan grinning...
Neal Steal-"Hello Mr Black how are you this evening?"
Black briefly looks up and nods...
Declan Black-"I'm fine just working out for my match tonight. I'm wrestling for the CRASH Championship."
Neal Steal-"Well I've been very impressed with you so far since you joined AWR. There's one thing however that I...well the fans really want to know. They have been asking me on twitter nonstop the last few days..."
Declan Black-"What's that then?"
Neal Steal-"How much money have you got?"
Black looks up and glares at Steal who seems oblivious (as usual) as he smiles back at Declan.
Declan Black-"Well if you wouldn't mind I am rather busy now maybe we can talk about stuff like that later."
Declan continues to lift weights but rolls his eyes as Steal more or less ignores his request...
Neal Steal-"So you wrestled in Japan?"
Declan Black-"Yes I did. Rough work indeed but makes a man of you...enjoyed it a lot..."
Neal Steal-"What's the money like over there in Japan? They must have paid well for someone like yourself. Likes of you wouldn't set your rates cheaply I'm sure..."
Declan Black-"I don't know what you mean by "likes of me" and that's really none of your business."
Steal's grin fades slightly and he looks a little surprised at being reprimanded.
Neal Steal-"Well its the fans asking not me. I'm a serious wrestling announcer that's what I like to concentrate on but still...I'm sure you have nothing to be ashamed of. Mr Megala and Mr Royal might have greater wealth but they are very special..."
Declan Black-"I don't care how much money they have got! Now if you wouldn't mind..."
Neal Steal-"I'm just trying to get to know some..."
Declan Black-"Yes I know what you're trying to do. Close the door behind you..."
Neal Steal-"Just one more thing I saw you talking to Maggia again earlier. You don't really want to discuss stuff with the likes of him you have seen how jealous he is of rich people like yourself."
Declan Black-"That is personal business. Leave!"
Steal leaves as Declan glares after him rolling his eyes as the camera fades back to the arena.
David Saturn-"Trust you to ask him a question like that..."
Neal Steal-"Well I was interested in hearing about what wrestling in Japan was like."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about the money question. He knew what you were trying to do all right."
Neal Steal-"I was just trying to be friendly..."
David Saturn-"You were trying to suck up to him! Not every rich person wants a personal ass kisser Steal! He isn't obsessed with money I told you he was a nice young man when I spoke with him..."
Neal Steal-"Well maybe Jason will beat some sense into him. I can't understand why he was so rude to me. He should be talking to people like myself and Rusty not the likes of yourself and Maggia."
David Saturn-"Its up to him who he speaks with he's a grown man. Anyway better head to our sponsors..."
Neal Steal-"You should have done that moments ago instead of treating our sponsors like an afterthought..."
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David Saturn (laughing)-"What's wrong Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Is this supposed to be funny! Making me read this after what happened to Mr Royal last week!"
David Saturn-"They paid for the space..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not reading this! You have attempted to humiliate me for the last time! I will not take part in reading this nonsense!"
David Saturn-"Well its a good thing scuba divers were there last week otherwise Royal would have drowned..."
Neal Steal-"You had no right to disrespect me or Mr Royal. It was attempted murder not something to make a mockery of!
David Saturn-"Let's get back up to the ring where Jason Skilled is set to defend the CRASH title against Declan Black...and here comes Black right now!"
From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
Neal Steal-"He might be rich but he's a strange young man..."
David Saturn-"Why because he didn't respond to your ass kissing?"
Neal Steal-"I have good contacts he should know I don't just associate myself with anybody..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he wants to earn a career for himself not steal one...no pun intended!"
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...accompanied by Robert Carr and Rusty Axel...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Neal Steal-"Now Jason has street smarts something Black hasn't got. At least he knew to listen to Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Rusty and Jason set to challenge the Badd Boyz at Civil Insurrection."
Neal Steal-"Not to mention those non-entities Rattlesnake...and which Harris is it teaming with him?"
David Saturn-"Research it for once..."
The official calls both men to the center of the ring and lays down the rulesbefore calling for the bell. Declan and Jason lock up. Jason hip tosses Declan and looks to the crowd for fan approval but they boo him. Jason then looks to Rusty and Carr cheering him on at ringside. Declan gets to his feet looking extremely determined. This of course his first title shot in AWR...
David Saturn-"One thing is for sure when it comes to research I'm sure Black has spent a good few hours studying Jason..."
Neal Steal-"Doubt it. I'm sure Jason has spent hours in the gym with Rusty though. If anyone knows the meaning of hard work its Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Yes that's why he spent all afternoon drinking whiskey instead of talking with the talent..."
Neal Steal-"Jason and Rusty both have had to work for what they have at least..."
Declan applies a standing side head lock but Jason sends declan to the ropes but as he comes rebounds back Declan nails Jason with a flying elbow. Jason hits the mat but rolls to the outside to recoup. Rusty comes over to help Jason but to also stall for time. The official begins the count with Jason not being particularly quick getting back in the ring.
Neal Steal-"You saw the way Black treated me earlier. He's clearly a snob looking down upon people like me...like so many with money do..."
David Saturn-"So you're criticising someone for having money now? That's a first..."
Neal Steal-"No. Mr Megala and Mr Royal were always willing to engage in conversation and polite. This guy would barely look up while I was trying to do my job..."
David Saturn-"You should have left him your business card. Neal Steal, professional ass kisser..."
Perhaps Jason is trying to lure Declan to the outside but he does not fall for it. Jason rolls back in the ring but Declan is right there and applies a head lock. Jason whips Declan to the ropes again and as Declan comes off the ropes Jason dropkicks him in the chest taking him down. Jason shows off to the crowd but gets booed again.
David Saturn-"Still to come tonight of course Anthony Royal v Toxic Maddox..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Maddox will treat Mr Royal with respect. He wasn't in awe of B-Man obviously he wouldn't try and injure Mr Royal especially when he suffered such a tremendous shock last week..."
David Saturn-"I wouldn't be so sure..."
Jason turns his attention back to Declan and is almost taken by surprise as Declan charges forward. However Jason quickly delivers a suplex sending Declan crashing into the mat. This time Jason taunts the crowd instead of expecting any cheers. Jason then locks on a leg submission hold but Declan easily breaks loose being close to the ropes.
David Saturn-"Both very technical wrestlers of course Jason and Declan..."
Neal Steal-"Well Black thinks he's learnt something from some Japanese dojo but Rusty came right from the school of old knocks!"
David Saturn-"He came from the school that built the old school...at least watching him try to wrestle a modern style would give you that impression!"
Both men try to get to their feet but Declan is a slightly quicker. He takes Jason down with a russian leg sweep. Once again Jason tries to get to his feet but once again Declan quickly takes him down. Rusty and Carr continue cheering Jason on from the outside. Certainly if Rusty seems to be competent at anything its cheer leading.
Neal Steal-"Must be unusual for Black hearing noise. Rusty and Carr know Black isn't used to that no doubt its why they are out here giving Jason moral support..."
David Saturn-"Immoral support more like it..."
Neal Steal-"Can't try that this early in the match! See Black has underestimated Jason's skill...no pun intended!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason pretended not to know his name...talk about disrespect."
Jason drives an elbow in the jaw of Declan but declan tries to apply the PAINKILLER! Jason breaks loose before Declan can get a total grip on the hold. Jason charges to the ropes but as he comes back Declan quickly delivers a dropkick to Jasons knees. He is taken off his feet and as he tries to get up Declan hits him with a two footed stomach stomp.
David Saturn-"Well we get asked not to mention it but the last thing Jason needs is a stomach upset..."
Neal Steal-"I know what you're talking about and that is irrelevant! He's the CRASH champion show some respect!"
David Saturn-"He's got a long way to go until he earns any from me or this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"He's got the respect of Old Rusty and that is worth more than anything you or these idiots could give him..."
Jason crawls to the corner rising to his feet. Declan charges but Jason quickly charges as well connecting with a high knee to the ribs. Jason sends Declan into the corner chest first clearly looking to damage the ribs. Then he rams Declan face first into the turnbuckle. Jason delivers a few jabs to the ribs but then shoves Declan in an insulting manner.
David Saturn-"No need for tha...and there goes the ref!"
Neal Steal-"These refs are so light on their feet. I think Rusty should get some of his old rasslin pals in as officials..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he would love that..."
Declan shoves Jason back but as Jason falls he takes out the referee. Declan springs forward connecting with a clothesline as Jason gets to his feet. Jason leaps back up quickly and Declan whips him into the corner. Jason hits hard but rushes out with a flying clothesline which staggers Declan but does not take him down.
David Saturn-"Blatant trip by Carr! Come on!"
Neal Steal-"Well looked to me like Carr was a little excited and Black didn't see his arm there..."
David Saturn-"It looked like blatant cheating...this is 3 on 1 right now!"
Suddenly Carr reaches under the rope and trips Declan as he goes to charge back at Jason. The distraction causes Declan to aim a kick at Carr but Jason connects with the SPEAR! The ref is back up and does not see Rusty holding Declan's feet down. 1,2...3!!! Rusty, Carr and Jason quickly run up the ramp as Black gets to his feet looking pissed.
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON SKILLED
David Saturn-Well Carr and Jason can be so proud."
Neal Steal-"Don't forget Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason won't get this lucky every week. Stuff like this will indeed catch up on him..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he will have a long and illustrious title reign!"
David Saturn-"Well coming up next is the record longest reigning champion in AWR...Anthony Royal. His clash with Toxic Maddox will be up...NEXT!!!"
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From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
Neal Steal-"Maddox won't treat Mr Royal the way he treated B-Man..."
David Saturn-"Well what makes you so sure of that?"
Neal Steal-"Maddox hates drunks something of which is not applicable to Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Maddox cares who he hurts but we will wait and see..."
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"What a man...what a champion! Wrestling after almost being murdered last week..."
David Saturn-"He isn't the champion..."
Neal Steal-"He will always be a champion to me purely by stature!"
David Saturn-"Already moaning to the ref...hardly likely he is going to call for the bell is it?"
As Royal moans to the ref (perhaps a last ditch attempt to avoid wrestling) Toxic slips out of the ring. Toxic picks up a chair and tosses it in the ring. Royal seems to realise he's in for a battle here and meets Toxic with stomps as he enters the ring. Toxic rises to his feet absorbing several hard punches but is pummelled to his knees. Royal picks up the chair and bashes Toxic across the back!
David Saturn-"Looks to me like Royal believes he will be in for a brutal evening..."
Neal Steal-"Well maybe he wants to be hit with the chair. He enjoys pain and who is capable of causing more pain than Mr Royal?"
David Saturn-"Well maybe Toxic does have a death wish or maybe he's setting something up here....there's Maggia!"
Neal Steal-"Not this egomaniac again! Stop taking time from the wrestlers!"
Why is that not a disqualification? Is it because Toxic kind of brought that on himself? Suddenly Roberto Maggia makes his way onto the ramp and the ref exchanges a quick glance with the CEO. Royal bashes Toxic over the head with the chair but it does not knock him down. Maggia does not look too concerned knowing that as this goes on the more it might be in Toxic's favor.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal dominating so far considering he's a man who nearly drowned..."
David Saturn-"I wouldn't call myself a Toxic Maddox fan after last week but then again I don't think he's going to go easy on Royal here either..."
That is if he manages to get hold of the weapon instead of being bashed over the skull with it. Royal climbs to the top rope and flies off with the chair bashing Toxic over the head. That does knock Toxic all the way down and Royal then notices Maggia on the ramp. Royal challenges Maggia to enter the ring and Maggia does begin making his way to ringside slowly...
Neal Steal-"Yes go on get in the ring you coward!"
David Saturn-"He better keep his eye on Toxic..."
Neal Steal-"Toxic should walk out I think he is being used here and he is not a man who wants to be used!"
David Saturn-"I can't read the mind of Toxic Maddox at all. Too many twists and turns!"
Meanwhile Toxic is back up to his feet. Its unlikely there's any collaboration between Toxic and Maggia here. It seems to be nothing more than Maggia seeing Toxic as a tool of destruction heading into Royal's title shot at the PPV. Royal turns round but drops the chair as Toxic spits PURPLE MIST into his face. Royal claws at his face trying to restore his vision.
Neal Steal-"OH NO! He can't do that! Call a DQ!"
David Saturn-"Seems obvious that Maggia has some level of influence over this official...but Royal fights back with some tricks of his own!"
Toxic chokes Royal hard sending him down to the mat. Royal however shows his resourcefulness nailing Toxic with a low blow. That will work even on someone like Maddox and he slips off the apron to the outside. Toxic is right to his feet and Royal misses a baseball slide. Royal completely missed and landed hard on the mats. Toxic rams Royal's head into the steps.
David Saturn-"So much for going easy then Steal..."
Neal Steal-"I liked what he did to B-Man last week but he's being very foolish indeed here..."
David Saturn-"Looks like he's trying to win a wrestling match to me and will use the same means he did against B-Man!"
Neal Steal-"Stop this Toxic! That is a man who has suffered tremendously recently! What a terrible few weeks it has been for Mr Royal!"
Toxic then picks Royal up and hits a flapjack type move sending Royal face first into the barricade. Steal begs loudly for Toxic to stop this assault. Toxic gets back in the ring breaking the 10 count. Toxic comes right back out and charges at Royal who backdrops him onto the announce table! Steal shrieks as he is almost hit but Toxic bounces off the table.
Neal Steal-"Ahhhh!"
David Saturn-"How unfortunate..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunate that the table didn't break? You hate Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"No how unfortunate Toxic didn't hit you there..."
Certainly it did not break like it did last week but sometimes tables are like that. Maybe it is a stronger design of table. Royal climbs onto the apron and comes off with a high risk crossbody almost hitting Saturn this time as he takes out Maddox. Royal back into the ring and astonishingly Toxic is already back to his feet. Maybe not astonishing considering recent events...
David Saturn-"Not very safe out here at all..."
Neal Steal-"Stop whining Saturn its a man's world out here..."
David Saturn-"I'm just stating a fact. You're the one who just screamed like a little girl when you almost got hit..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe that will knock some sense into Toxic. This isn't B-Man! Perhaps he is so intoxicated by something...well we know he does not drink but perhaps he sees B-Man! Not that Mr Royal looks even remotely like that drunkard..."
Royal rams Toxic's head into the steel steps returning what happened to him moments ago. Royal goes to break the count but the ref shares a look with Maggia and stops counting. Royal looks pissed and goes back to the outside nailing Royal with a right hand. Royal back into the ring and Toxic follows. Royal then delivers a wrestling move...a bodyslam.
David Saturn-"Look at that...an everyday wrestling move!"
Neal Steal-"Lets get this down to wrestling skill and Mr Royal will beat virtually anyone hands down!"
David Saturn-"Royal going for high risk here though..."
Neal Steal-"Always an expertly calculated risk whenever Mr Royal performs a move..."
Royal heads to the top rope and comes off with a big elbowdrop! Royal curses at Maggia and taunts him as Toxic begins getting to his feet again. Royal charges going for the ROYAL MUTILATION but Toxic elbows Royal hard in the face. Toxic applies another chokehold and as Royal tries to fight it both men tumble through the middle rope managing to land feet first.
David Saturn-"Viciously drives the head of Maddox into the ringpost!"
Neal Steal-"Maddox might as well quit right now and just settle for crippling B-Man. That's something we all want to see..."
David Saturn-"You're certainly not speaking for the majority of this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"I'm talking for all decent people in society...the kind I associate with!"
Royal breaks the hold brutally ramming the back of Toxic's head into the ringpost. If Toxic gets up from that he truly is a freak! Royal does it twice more (not quite as hard an impact but enough to induce a concussion on normal people) and then backdrops Toxic on the announce table! Once again the table does not break and Royal rolls Toxic back into the ring.
David Saturn-"The crowd erupt and there's the reason why!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal does not want his help!"
David Saturn-"As if B-Man has come to help Royal he hates people like him..."
Neal Steal-"He's never even met Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"I think they have come across each other in the corridor. B-Man despises people like Royal but he's come for Maddox no doubt about that!"
The crowd stands and cheers as BIG BAD B-MAN appears at the top of the ramp. He is standing there, pacing back and forth with his eyes on the ring, with a visible limp. The two men in the ring do not relaize that BBBMan is up there. The crowd pops again as BBBMan starts to walk briskly down to the ring, with a light limp.
Neal Steal-"You shouldn't travel on planes with a bad leg. He got banned from first class for being drunk too much I heard..."
David Saturn-"I don't think B-Man cares what class he's in as long as there's beer around...and some ass to kick!"
Neal Steal-"Look at him smirking...if B-Man had any sense he would let Mr Royal dish out the beating..."
David Saturn-"B-Man fights his own battles...well Slick's as well considering they are the tag champs!"
He stands at the bottom of the ramp, glaring at Toxic Maddox with a smirk. Royal is choking Toxic over the top rope and then he hits a dropkick sending Maddox to the outside. Maddox looks a little dazed as he stumbles to his feet. He stumbles backwards right into BBBMan. Toxic Maddox turns around and looks BBBMan in the eyes.
David Saturn-"Maddox and B-Man eye to eye!"
Neal Steal-"Come on Toxic kick his ass again I'm sure Mr Royal will go easy for a few minutes. He would enjoy watching..."
David Saturn-"I think Royal will be quite glad B-Man is out here though I must emphasise again he certainly isn't here to assist Royal..."
He starts to laugh and smile, almost knowing something is coming. BBBMan kicks him in the gut. He picks him up on his shoulder and delivers a powerful BEER RUN to Maddox outside the ring!!!! The crowd goes nuts! BBBMan stares down at him and smiles. He picks him up and rolls him back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Look at Toxic he's laughing at that weak move..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's trying to make you think he isn't hurt..."
BBBMan backs up the ramp, smirking as Maddox is trying to laugh off the pain of that Beer Run, but it is apparent that Maddox is in pain. BBBMan disappears backstage to a chorus of cheers. Maggia did not intervene but seems at a cross between understanding and irritation. Its not as if he is affiliated with Toxic but its clear who he wants to win...
Neal Steal-"I think Maggia was a little unhappy B-Man came out ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"I think he would have preferred it if B-Man hadn't come out but he must understand why to an extent..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think B-Man cares about authority no matter who it is..."
David Saturn-"Well that may not be wise from Royal...you don't tug on supermans cape and you don't slap Toxic Maddox!"
Royal insultingly slaps Toxic across the face as he tries to get to his feet. Royal with a kick to the ribs and then he reaches into his boot. Royal pulls out a pair of brass knucks and slips them on. The ref can hardly stop him but then again maybe Maggia could change the rules at any moment. He always has let this be no DQ after all.
Neal Steal-"Look at this ref he's in Maggia'a back pocket!"
David Saturn-"Certainly as far as the No DQ stipulation is concerned but how far may he go?"
Neal Steal-"That's why Rusty should handpick all the referees...someone fair and impartial..."
Royal nails Toxic with the knucks but he somehow absorbs the blow staying on his feet. Royal with a hard shot to the jaw and this time Toxic grabs the ropes to keep himself upright. Royal is pissed and perhaps wondering what he has to do here. Royal insults the ref and glances at Maggia again. Another shot and still Toxic stays up...
Neal Steal-"I think the only reason Mr Royal didn't hit Maggia earlier than he did is out of sympathy. Mr Royal also works with charities for the mentally handicapped..."
David Saturn-"Is that why he talks to you so often then?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
David Saturn-"What a back and forth contest this has been. Always worth tuning into CRASH Tv you never know the quality of match you might see!"
Kick to the ribs by Royal then he whips him across the ring into the corner. Royal charges but Toxic moves and Royal crashes shoulder first into the ringpost. Maggia grins at the sight of Royal rolling in pain clutching his shoulder. Toxic goes for an elbowdrop but Royal suddenly moves and leaps to his feet.
Neal Steal-"See how sick Maggia is. He enjoyed Mr Royal being in pain there..."
David Saturn-"Well 99% of this crowd must be mentally sick then. I'm not exactly pulling either way and frankly both men deserve a win here..."
Neal Steal-"There's a fine line between winning and losing. Losers deserve nothing if they don't win!"
David Saturn-"Well when does a loser win?"
Neal Steal-"Losers win lotteries...the whole point of those things is winning money on a fluke instead of earning it!"
Royal is certainly tough and he showed it there. Toxic whipped off the ropes and Royal seemingly looks for a clothesline. Instead he wraps his arm around Toxic's neck and spins to the back applying a sleeper hold. Change of strategy here perhaps if he can't knock Maddox out with blows maybe he will try it this way instead.
Neal Steal-"..........."
David Saturn-"What are you doing?"
Neal Steal-"Just checking how long is left..."
David Saturn-"We will be here until the end. Stop looking at your phone and call the match!"
Both men positioned in the centre of the ring and Royal drives Maddox down to his knees. Maddox breaks the hold ramming Royal back first into the corner. Maddox whips Royal to the opposite corner with such force that Royal almost goes over the top and hangs upside down. Royal regains his balance managing to swing his foot into the face of Maddox.
David Saturn-"Put that phone down! Well then again at least we don't need to hear you commentate..."
Neal Steal-"Well remember my Mother is seriously ill..."
David Saturn-"I don't know why you're looking at that instead of the match but I doubt that's the reason. Surely you're not insulting your hero refusing to watch him bless us with his wrestling prowess?"
Neal Steal-"...well its nice to see you appreciating Mr Royal at last..."
David Saturn-"I guess the sarcasm was too subtle..."
Royal dives off the turnbuckle but Maddox nails him with a punch right to the ribs. Royal is winded but manages to get to his feet. Unfortunately he walks right into a vicious DDT! Both men have had the breath knocked out of them and even Toxic seems to be tiring. Toxic with a arm across Royal...1,2...and Royal kicks out!
David Saturn-"Royal planted! It must be over...but NO!"
Neal Steal-"What a warrior! What a champion! Look at Maggia I'm putting a stop to this!"
David Saturn-"Get back here!"
No doubting the toughness of Royal on most occasions never mind after recent events. Maggia looks frustrated at ringside as suddenly Steal gets up on the apron distracting the referee! Maggia rushes down to the ring towards Steal as suddenly SILVIO MEGALA appears at ringside with a sledgehammer in hand!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Megala out of nowhere! I didn't know he was anywhere near Kansas!"
Silvio charges into the ring and bashes Maddox with the sledgehammer. Maggia is shoving Steal around as the ref sees Silvio pull Royal onto Maddox. The ref makes the count as Maggia sees Silvio and yells in anger. Megala smirks back as Maddox goes down for the three count! It looks like the No DQ ruling has backfired on Maggia!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"Well Maggia outsmarted tonight as Royal plays the card nobody saw coming! Megala costs Maddox the match and Royal is the winner! I think that ref wasn't sure which owner to side with so he just called it on the No DQ ruling! We will see you all at Civil Insurrection! Good night...look at that moron Steal! Goodness sake...what a jackass!"
Steal and Silvio pull Royal to his feet celebrating as Maggia watches on furiously from the outside. The 3 men taunt Maggia with Steal being particularly obnoxious with his laughter. The crowd boo loudly as the show goes off the air!
LIVE!
FROM SPRINT CENTER, KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where Roberto Maggia is all set to make some revelations that he promises are nothing less than explosive!"
Neal Steal-"We have no choice but to listen to this pack of lies from a complete egomaniac!"
As the show opens, Roberto Maggia is alone in the ring with a microphone in hand. After the commotion of the start of the show dies down, Roberto speaks.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, since I arrived here in the AWR, it was very clear that I certainly had something on Silvio Megala, a dirty little secret if you will, and I admit, I did indeed use said secret to my advantage. Silvio refers to what I did as blackmail and extortion, but to me, it’s justice.
Neal Steal-"How dare they cheer this criminal!"
David Saturn-"Why hasn't Silvio just sued him then if he's just a criminal and a liar?"
The crowd cheers this. When they quiet down, Roberto continues to speak.
Maggia: However, two weeks ago when Silvio’s golden child punched me in my face, I decided it was time for the cat to be let out of the bag, as they say. So let it out I did. Royal may be Silvio’s golden child, but it is I who was in fact fathered by the heap of garbage we all know and despise.
Once again the crowd cheers.
Neal Steal-"SHUT UP!"
Maggia: Last week, Silvio told his side of the story, so here tonight, I would like to share my version, or, as I like to call it, the truth.
Roberto has a stern look on his face. He doesn’t seem to be gloating towards Silvio that he let the secret out. Rather, it seems as if he is unleashing a weight that has been putting stress on him for quite some time.
Maggia: Ladies and gentlemen, years ago, when Silvio was, oh, I’d say about 18 years of age, he meant a very special woman. Only, she wasn’t a woman, but instead, a 14 year old girl.
Neal Steal-"LIES! This is LIES!"
David Saturn-"You can just hear the crashing of stock at Megala Enterprises right now..."
The crowd gasps at this revelation.
Maggia: Silvio took advantage of this child and partook in sexual intercourse with here, which is in fact statutory rape. As I’m sure you have discovered by now, this child was my mother. Of course, Silvio, who was well on his way to the top of the world, saw this pregnancy as something that could halt his momentum. So, being the cold hearted son of a bitch that he is, he offered to have it “taken care of.”
Maggia makes air quotes as he speaks.
Maggia: My mother, being the superior person she was, refused. Silvio, wanting nothing to do with me, abandoned her. The child he impregnated, he abandoned, left her alone to deal with them “problem” that I was. Fast forward a few years, and my mother was doing the best she could, working her fingers to the bone to give me a real shot at life. And, for the obstacles she faced, she was doing a damn good job. I knew not of your existence Silvio, and I had a good life. I did, until, an “accident” took her life.
Air quotes once again.
Neal Steal-"What is he implying now?"
Maggia: Only, it wasn’t an accident was it Silvio? We all know the type of person you are, and we all know it isn’t a stretch to say you in fact arranged to have her life taken away. And as she lay in a hospital bed, in the last moments of her life, she revealed you to me Silvio. She gave me your name. And though I was just a small child, your name stuck in my brain. Every foster home I went to, I thought of you Silvio. Every time a drunken foster parent would beat me like an animal, I thought of you Silvio. Every vagrant foster child who took out their frustrations on me, I thought of you Silvio. It was you who got me through those times. It was you who pushed me to be all that I could be, because every day Silvio, from the moment I woke up to the moment I drifted off into a nightmare riddles slumber, I thought of the day that I would finally hunt you down and ruin your life.
Maggia glares into the camera with more intensity than we have ever seen from him.
Maggia: That day has finally come Silvio, and yet, I am not satisfied. So this, this little revelation, this is all the beginning Silvio. Your punishment must be more severe, and it will be. When my mother lay on her deathbed, I made a silent vow to her Silvio, a vow that said you will pay the heftiest of prices for the atrocities you committed against us. You haven’t even begun to pay Silvio. This war is only the beginning. You, and all those who stand behind you, will be put into the ground. This I promise you Silvio. This…I…Promise…You.
Maggia is shaking with anger at this point. After a few moments, he takes a couple of deep breaths, coming himself down.
Maggia: Thank you for showing your support of the AWR ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the show.
David Saturn-"He promised earth shattering and that's exactly what we got!"
Neal Steal-"Earth shattering lies even by Maggia's standards."
David Saturn-"Then why does Silvio not sue? You keep sayng its all lies. Silvio's reputation was bad enough before but now he's been accused of statutory rape and murder! I have no doubt that Maggia is telling the truth as far as his parentage is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"So apart from believing some of his garbage you at least admit to some of his lies..."
David Saturn-"I think the murder accusation is unproven but the rest I believe 100%. I'm sure in Maggia's mind he believes Silvio murdered his Mother but looking at his emotional state what else would he believe? As big a scumbag as Silvio is I would never call someone a murderer without complete evidence. The rest can be easily proven..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't offered any proof because its all lies!"
David Saturn-"He hasn't needed to yet. Silvio's reaction speaks volumes its obvious Maggia is telling the truth about his parentage!"
Neal Steal-"The only reason Mr Megala hasn't done anything about Maggia is because he has great sympathy for people like him..."
David Saturn-"What is that supposed to mean? Silvio has never struck me as the sympathetic type..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala has worked with and generously donated to numerous charities for the mentally ill in the past. During that time he has developed heartfelt compassion for such causes and..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Neal Steal-"Its clear that Maggia is delusional. I'm beginning to feel a little sympathy for him myself he's clearly mentally ill. How on earth could he make up such utter garbage otherwise? Mr Megala will be left with no choice but to sue him despite the kindness and understanding he has shown so far..."
David Saturn-"If that was the case then you must be mentally ill too considering the garbage you come out with! Lets head to the ring for our opening contest!"
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From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes the hatchet warrior! He's gone through Randal, he had Jason beat last week and now he's coming for Carr!"
Neal Steal-"Carr can handle RCH no problem. RCH another example of mental illness running rampant in the AWR..."
David Saturn-"RCH put out of action of course by Carr. We know Randal is more or less out of Carr's inner circle these days but I'm not sure what his staus with Tracy Adkins is. We may well have seen the end of SIN."
Neal Steal-"That's just your speculation Saturn. We know Adkins is very much his own man maybe Carr and Jason prefer to listen to old Rusty these days. Not that Jason has any history with Adkins..."
Accompanied by Jason Skilled and Rusty Axel....from Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Well this looks like it will be a fair contest..."
Neal Steal-"Well they are simply expressing their unity. Its nice to see this..."
David Saturn-"Well RCH is expressing himself with that hatchet..."
Neal Steal-"It was great when RCH was gone. Unfortunate that he returned should have stayed in the forest where he belongs..."
RCH comes into the ring waving the hatchet at Rusty and Jason who leap out of the ring. Surprisingly Carr attacks fast (albeit from behind) clubbing RCH in the back. The ref removes the hatchet as Carr chokes RCH in the corner then takes him to the next turnbuckle. RCH blocks his head being shoved into the turnbuckle by raking Carr across the face.
Neal Steal-"Look at that eyerake! Rusty Axel is at ringside here RCH you're not going to impress him like that..."
David Saturn-"Why the hell would he care about impressing Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"Well he is the head of talent relations. Maggia does not care about anything other than screwing Mr Megala and Mr Royal. Impressing Rusty would be good for RCH's career..."
David Saturn-"So basically he should not stand up for himself when Carr almost blinded him?"
A right hand knocks Carr to the mat and RCH knocks him down again as Carr gets to his feet. Carr gets up again but is knocked down once more. Rusty moans to the ref trying to distract as RCH drops an elbow on Carr who backs into the corner. Rusty gets on the apron and Carr blatantly low blows RCH. That will work on anyone as Carr throws RCH to the outside.
David Saturn-"Carr of course blaming Randal for not putting RCH out of action. RCH was certainly very fortunate..."
Neal Steal-"You would think the deserved beating RCH received would have humbled him a little. Yet he still comes out being being the complete freak that he is..."
David Saturn-"Rusty and Jason need to be watched constantly. That's why some think it would be good to have a second ref at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"Costs more money. Rusty runs a tight talent budget. Look how much money Maggia has wasted no wonder Mr Megala hired someone to cut costs..."
The ref watches Rusty and Jason as Carr rams RCH into the barricade nailing him with punches as he walks around ringside. RCH blocks another attempt to ram his head into the barrier and Carr's head is driven into it instead. RCH rams Carr's back into the barrier then charges hitting Carr with the hatchet splash! Carr crumples to the floor.
David Saturn-"What money has Maggia wasted?"
Neal Steal-"Hiring people like B-Man and Lance Invictus didn't come cheap..."
David Saturn-"Damn right too. They were top calibre additions..."
Neal Steal-"They are a reflection on the moral decay of society. Look at B-Man who's a drunk and Invictus who's a cheat..."
Rusty moans to the ref again as RCH rolls Carr into the ring. Carr backed into the corner and RCH kicks him in the ribs. Uppercut and RCH then sets up for the hatchet splash. Too obvious there however and Carr had time to move. Not often RCH mistimes that move but as Carr charges at him RCH charges too and connects with a flying elbow smash!
David Saturn-"Great connection that will knock out a few teeth!"
Neal Steal-"That's typical RCH trying to disfigure someone...only paints his face to cover his ugliness..."
David Saturn-"Oh and its ok to try and disfigure RCH?"
Neal Steal-"Didn't do any looks any harm. Look at that RCH must have said something rude to Jason..."
As RCH goes to pull Carr up this time Jason leaps on the apron causing another distraction. Once again Carr connects with a low blow but this time the referee catches him! The ref calls for the bell signalling the disqualification!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: RCH3
David Saturn-"Oh come on! How fair is that Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"They are protesting the bell ringing. Why has Carr been disqualified?"
David Saturn-"For the low blow you fool!"
Neal Steal-"RCH isn't normal a shot to the groin area wouldn't hurt him like a normal person..."
Rusty and Jason are in the ring now and begin stomping RCH in the chest. Jason pulls out a set of brass knuckles and prepares to hit Hatchet Warrior. Suddenly Red Randal leaps from the crowd. He picks up a steel chair and lays it into Jason's head. Jason hits the cement floor like a sack of potatoes. Rusty sees this and tries desperately to get the official to look but the official is busy trying to get rusty to leave. Carr sees Randal but gets nailed with the chair as well! Red looks down and smiles as Robert is laid out. Red spits on Robert and as Hatchet Warrior turns around and sees Red a smile comes over Reds face. Rusty tries to attack Randal from behind but leaps out of the ring as Randal sees him coming. Carr, Jason and Rusty retreat up the ramp.
David Saturn-"Another attempt to put RCH out of action. Yet another abuse of power by Rusty but Randal of all people came out and assisted RCH..."
Neal Steal-"Yet Maggia can blackmail who he wants and lie when he wants..."
David Saturn-"Stop bringing Maggia's name into everything you're obsessed with the man..."
Neal Steal-"He's tried to ruin Mr Megala's life..."
David Saturn-"Well look how Megala ruined his childhood..."
Neal Steal-"Lies from a mentally disturbed young man..."
David Saturn-"We will be back in a few minutes..."
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The scene opens in the locker room area with Al Walters.
Walters: Al Walters here, and my guest at this time…
A hand goes over Al’s mouth and rips the mic away from him. The camera pans and we see Anthony Royal standing by.
Royal: Just shut the hell up Al, nobody gives a damn who you are or what you’re doing. I don’t know why you’re even employed here to be perfectly honest, so I’m going to do your job for you, and interview you. What do you think would happen to me if I wrapped my hands around your little tooth pick neck right now and squeezed to the point that you see the scraggly beard of God and make it so you spend the next few days in the hospital in order to not die?
Al gulps and looks as if he may soil himself. He can’t even bring himself to stammer out an answer.
Royal: I’ll tell you what would happen. I would be suspended or fired, and hell, probably arrested. And you would probably get a nice paid vacation. But, when Kris Destiny dumps me in a river to die, he gets cheered on by these inbred fans, probably patted on the back by Bob Maggia, and I have to wrestle Sweet Tooth the clown just seven days later. This is a travesty. But no deed goes unpunished, and I assure you, punishments will be handed out. Old Bobby wants to talk about war, well I fired the first shot when I dug my knuckles into his boy scout face. And now that the cat’s out of the bag as you said, there’s nothing to stop me from doing it again, and much, much worse. But first, I’m taking my championship back at Civil Insurrection. So tonight, I want Lance “Lord of Losing to Hell” Invictus, and Kris “Future Serial Killer” Destiny to take a good, hard look at what I do to Toxic Maddox tonight, because what I have in store for them will make what I do tonight look like a dinner date with Emma Stone. Thanks for your time Al.
Royal tosses the mic back to Al who fumbles with it a bit before gaining control.
Walters: Well there you have it. Anthony Royal, in action, tonight.
Scene cuts back to the arena...
David Saturn-"Royal his usual pleasant self..."
Neal Steal-"Well Walters was extremely rude..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Walters is one of the most inoffensive people I've ever met in wrestling."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was almost murdered last week how do you expect him to act?"
David Saturn-"He treated people with contempt when he was champion a nightmare couple of weeks might make him even worse..."
Neal Steal-"Well we better get to reading the sponsors...it better not be Hooters again!"
David Saturn-"Actually we have some footage of yourself having a conversation with Declan Black earlier tonight..."
Neal Steal-"I didn't know that was being filmed!"
We see footage from earlier tonight of Declan Black lifting weights in the locker room area. We see Steal open the door and he approaches Declan grinning...
Neal Steal-"Hello Mr Black how are you this evening?"
Black briefly looks up and nods...
Declan Black-"I'm fine just working out for my match tonight. I'm wrestling for the CRASH Championship."
Neal Steal-"Well I've been very impressed with you so far since you joined AWR. There's one thing however that I...well the fans really want to know. They have been asking me on twitter nonstop the last few days..."
Declan Black-"What's that then?"
Neal Steal-"How much money have you got?"
Black looks up and glares at Steal who seems oblivious (as usual) as he smiles back at Declan.
Declan Black-"Well if you wouldn't mind I am rather busy now maybe we can talk about stuff like that later."
Declan continues to lift weights but rolls his eyes as Steal more or less ignores his request...
Neal Steal-"So you wrestled in Japan?"
Declan Black-"Yes I did. Rough work indeed but makes a man of you...enjoyed it a lot..."
Neal Steal-"What's the money like over there in Japan? They must have paid well for someone like yourself. Likes of you wouldn't set your rates cheaply I'm sure..."
Declan Black-"I don't know what you mean by "likes of me" and that's really none of your business."
Steal's grin fades slightly and he looks a little surprised at being reprimanded.
Neal Steal-"Well its the fans asking not me. I'm a serious wrestling announcer that's what I like to concentrate on but still...I'm sure you have nothing to be ashamed of. Mr Megala and Mr Royal might have greater wealth but they are very special..."
Declan Black-"I don't care how much money they have got! Now if you wouldn't mind..."
Neal Steal-"I'm just trying to get to know some..."
Declan Black-"Yes I know what you're trying to do. Close the door behind you..."
Neal Steal-"Just one more thing I saw you talking to Maggia again earlier. You don't really want to discuss stuff with the likes of him you have seen how jealous he is of rich people like yourself."
Declan Black-"That is personal business. Leave!"
Steal leaves as Declan glares after him rolling his eyes as the camera fades back to the arena.
David Saturn-"Trust you to ask him a question like that..."
Neal Steal-"Well I was interested in hearing about what wrestling in Japan was like."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about the money question. He knew what you were trying to do all right."
Neal Steal-"I was just trying to be friendly..."
David Saturn-"You were trying to suck up to him! Not every rich person wants a personal ass kisser Steal! He isn't obsessed with money I told you he was a nice young man when I spoke with him..."
Neal Steal-"Well maybe Jason will beat some sense into him. I can't understand why he was so rude to me. He should be talking to people like myself and Rusty not the likes of yourself and Maggia."
David Saturn-"Its up to him who he speaks with he's a grown man. Anyway better head to our sponsors..."
Neal Steal-"You should have done that moments ago instead of treating our sponsors like an afterthought..."
David Saturn-"Awr CRASH Tv is brought to you by...
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Neal Steal-"...and by..."
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David Saturn (laughing)-"What's wrong Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Is this supposed to be funny! Making me read this after what happened to Mr Royal last week!"
David Saturn-"They paid for the space..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not reading this! You have attempted to humiliate me for the last time! I will not take part in reading this nonsense!"
David Saturn-"Well its a good thing scuba divers were there last week otherwise Royal would have drowned..."
Neal Steal-"You had no right to disrespect me or Mr Royal. It was attempted murder not something to make a mockery of!
David Saturn-"Let's get back up to the ring where Jason Skilled is set to defend the CRASH title against Declan Black...and here comes Black right now!"
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From Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada...currently residing in Torrance, California...Declan...BLACK!!!
Neal Steal-"He might be rich but he's a strange young man..."
David Saturn-"Why because he didn't respond to your ass kissing?"
Neal Steal-"I have good contacts he should know I don't just associate myself with anybody..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he wants to earn a career for himself not steal one...no pun intended!"
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...accompanied by Robert Carr and Rusty Axel...Jason...SKILLED!!!
Neal Steal-"Now Jason has street smarts something Black hasn't got. At least he knew to listen to Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Rusty and Jason set to challenge the Badd Boyz at Civil Insurrection."
Neal Steal-"Not to mention those non-entities Rattlesnake...and which Harris is it teaming with him?"
David Saturn-"Research it for once..."
The official calls both men to the center of the ring and lays down the rulesbefore calling for the bell. Declan and Jason lock up. Jason hip tosses Declan and looks to the crowd for fan approval but they boo him. Jason then looks to Rusty and Carr cheering him on at ringside. Declan gets to his feet looking extremely determined. This of course his first title shot in AWR...
David Saturn-"One thing is for sure when it comes to research I'm sure Black has spent a good few hours studying Jason..."
Neal Steal-"Doubt it. I'm sure Jason has spent hours in the gym with Rusty though. If anyone knows the meaning of hard work its Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Yes that's why he spent all afternoon drinking whiskey instead of talking with the talent..."
Neal Steal-"Jason and Rusty both have had to work for what they have at least..."
Declan applies a standing side head lock but Jason sends declan to the ropes but as he comes rebounds back Declan nails Jason with a flying elbow. Jason hits the mat but rolls to the outside to recoup. Rusty comes over to help Jason but to also stall for time. The official begins the count with Jason not being particularly quick getting back in the ring.
Neal Steal-"You saw the way Black treated me earlier. He's clearly a snob looking down upon people like me...like so many with money do..."
David Saturn-"So you're criticising someone for having money now? That's a first..."
Neal Steal-"No. Mr Megala and Mr Royal were always willing to engage in conversation and polite. This guy would barely look up while I was trying to do my job..."
David Saturn-"You should have left him your business card. Neal Steal, professional ass kisser..."
Perhaps Jason is trying to lure Declan to the outside but he does not fall for it. Jason rolls back in the ring but Declan is right there and applies a head lock. Jason whips Declan to the ropes again and as Declan comes off the ropes Jason dropkicks him in the chest taking him down. Jason shows off to the crowd but gets booed again.
David Saturn-"Still to come tonight of course Anthony Royal v Toxic Maddox..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Maddox will treat Mr Royal with respect. He wasn't in awe of B-Man obviously he wouldn't try and injure Mr Royal especially when he suffered such a tremendous shock last week..."
David Saturn-"I wouldn't be so sure..."
Jason turns his attention back to Declan and is almost taken by surprise as Declan charges forward. However Jason quickly delivers a suplex sending Declan crashing into the mat. This time Jason taunts the crowd instead of expecting any cheers. Jason then locks on a leg submission hold but Declan easily breaks loose being close to the ropes.
David Saturn-"Both very technical wrestlers of course Jason and Declan..."
Neal Steal-"Well Black thinks he's learnt something from some Japanese dojo but Rusty came right from the school of old knocks!"
David Saturn-"He came from the school that built the old school...at least watching him try to wrestle a modern style would give you that impression!"
Both men try to get to their feet but Declan is a slightly quicker. He takes Jason down with a russian leg sweep. Once again Jason tries to get to his feet but once again Declan quickly takes him down. Rusty and Carr continue cheering Jason on from the outside. Certainly if Rusty seems to be competent at anything its cheer leading.
Neal Steal-"Must be unusual for Black hearing noise. Rusty and Carr know Black isn't used to that no doubt its why they are out here giving Jason moral support..."
David Saturn-"Immoral support more like it..."
Neal Steal-"Can't try that this early in the match! See Black has underestimated Jason's skill...no pun intended!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason pretended not to know his name...talk about disrespect."
Jason drives an elbow in the jaw of Declan but declan tries to apply the PAINKILLER! Jason breaks loose before Declan can get a total grip on the hold. Jason charges to the ropes but as he comes back Declan quickly delivers a dropkick to Jasons knees. He is taken off his feet and as he tries to get up Declan hits him with a two footed stomach stomp.
David Saturn-"Well we get asked not to mention it but the last thing Jason needs is a stomach upset..."
Neal Steal-"I know what you're talking about and that is irrelevant! He's the CRASH champion show some respect!"
David Saturn-"He's got a long way to go until he earns any from me or this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"He's got the respect of Old Rusty and that is worth more than anything you or these idiots could give him..."
Jason crawls to the corner rising to his feet. Declan charges but Jason quickly charges as well connecting with a high knee to the ribs. Jason sends Declan into the corner chest first clearly looking to damage the ribs. Then he rams Declan face first into the turnbuckle. Jason delivers a few jabs to the ribs but then shoves Declan in an insulting manner.
David Saturn-"No need for tha...and there goes the ref!"
Neal Steal-"These refs are so light on their feet. I think Rusty should get some of his old rasslin pals in as officials..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he would love that..."
Declan shoves Jason back but as Jason falls he takes out the referee. Declan springs forward connecting with a clothesline as Jason gets to his feet. Jason leaps back up quickly and Declan whips him into the corner. Jason hits hard but rushes out with a flying clothesline which staggers Declan but does not take him down.
David Saturn-"Blatant trip by Carr! Come on!"
Neal Steal-"Well looked to me like Carr was a little excited and Black didn't see his arm there..."
David Saturn-"It looked like blatant cheating...this is 3 on 1 right now!"
Suddenly Carr reaches under the rope and trips Declan as he goes to charge back at Jason. The distraction causes Declan to aim a kick at Carr but Jason connects with the SPEAR! The ref is back up and does not see Rusty holding Declan's feet down. 1,2...3!!! Rusty, Carr and Jason quickly run up the ramp as Black gets to his feet looking pissed.
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON SKILLED
David Saturn-Well Carr and Jason can be so proud."
Neal Steal-"Don't forget Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason won't get this lucky every week. Stuff like this will indeed catch up on him..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he will have a long and illustrious title reign!"
David Saturn-"Well coming up next is the record longest reigning champion in AWR...Anthony Royal. His clash with Toxic Maddox will be up...NEXT!!!"
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VS
From Toxic Waste Land...Toxic...MADDOX!!!
Neal Steal-"Maddox won't treat Mr Royal the way he treated B-Man..."
David Saturn-"Well what makes you so sure of that?"
Neal Steal-"Maddox hates drunks something of which is not applicable to Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Maddox cares who he hurts but we will wait and see..."
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"What a man...what a champion! Wrestling after almost being murdered last week..."
David Saturn-"He isn't the champion..."
Neal Steal-"He will always be a champion to me purely by stature!"
David Saturn-"Already moaning to the ref...hardly likely he is going to call for the bell is it?"
As Royal moans to the ref (perhaps a last ditch attempt to avoid wrestling) Toxic slips out of the ring. Toxic picks up a chair and tosses it in the ring. Royal seems to realise he's in for a battle here and meets Toxic with stomps as he enters the ring. Toxic rises to his feet absorbing several hard punches but is pummelled to his knees. Royal picks up the chair and bashes Toxic across the back!
David Saturn-"Looks to me like Royal believes he will be in for a brutal evening..."
Neal Steal-"Well maybe he wants to be hit with the chair. He enjoys pain and who is capable of causing more pain than Mr Royal?"
David Saturn-"Well maybe Toxic does have a death wish or maybe he's setting something up here....there's Maggia!"
Neal Steal-"Not this egomaniac again! Stop taking time from the wrestlers!"
Why is that not a disqualification? Is it because Toxic kind of brought that on himself? Suddenly Roberto Maggia makes his way onto the ramp and the ref exchanges a quick glance with the CEO. Royal bashes Toxic over the head with the chair but it does not knock him down. Maggia does not look too concerned knowing that as this goes on the more it might be in Toxic's favor.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal dominating so far considering he's a man who nearly drowned..."
David Saturn-"I wouldn't call myself a Toxic Maddox fan after last week but then again I don't think he's going to go easy on Royal here either..."
That is if he manages to get hold of the weapon instead of being bashed over the skull with it. Royal climbs to the top rope and flies off with the chair bashing Toxic over the head. That does knock Toxic all the way down and Royal then notices Maggia on the ramp. Royal challenges Maggia to enter the ring and Maggia does begin making his way to ringside slowly...
Neal Steal-"Yes go on get in the ring you coward!"
David Saturn-"He better keep his eye on Toxic..."
Neal Steal-"Toxic should walk out I think he is being used here and he is not a man who wants to be used!"
David Saturn-"I can't read the mind of Toxic Maddox at all. Too many twists and turns!"
Meanwhile Toxic is back up to his feet. Its unlikely there's any collaboration between Toxic and Maggia here. It seems to be nothing more than Maggia seeing Toxic as a tool of destruction heading into Royal's title shot at the PPV. Royal turns round but drops the chair as Toxic spits PURPLE MIST into his face. Royal claws at his face trying to restore his vision.
Neal Steal-"OH NO! He can't do that! Call a DQ!"
David Saturn-"Seems obvious that Maggia has some level of influence over this official...but Royal fights back with some tricks of his own!"
Toxic chokes Royal hard sending him down to the mat. Royal however shows his resourcefulness nailing Toxic with a low blow. That will work even on someone like Maddox and he slips off the apron to the outside. Toxic is right to his feet and Royal misses a baseball slide. Royal completely missed and landed hard on the mats. Toxic rams Royal's head into the steps.
David Saturn-"So much for going easy then Steal..."
Neal Steal-"I liked what he did to B-Man last week but he's being very foolish indeed here..."
David Saturn-"Looks like he's trying to win a wrestling match to me and will use the same means he did against B-Man!"
Neal Steal-"Stop this Toxic! That is a man who has suffered tremendously recently! What a terrible few weeks it has been for Mr Royal!"
Toxic then picks Royal up and hits a flapjack type move sending Royal face first into the barricade. Steal begs loudly for Toxic to stop this assault. Toxic gets back in the ring breaking the 10 count. Toxic comes right back out and charges at Royal who backdrops him onto the announce table! Steal shrieks as he is almost hit but Toxic bounces off the table.
Neal Steal-"Ahhhh!"
David Saturn-"How unfortunate..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunate that the table didn't break? You hate Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"No how unfortunate Toxic didn't hit you there..."
Certainly it did not break like it did last week but sometimes tables are like that. Maybe it is a stronger design of table. Royal climbs onto the apron and comes off with a high risk crossbody almost hitting Saturn this time as he takes out Maddox. Royal back into the ring and astonishingly Toxic is already back to his feet. Maybe not astonishing considering recent events...
David Saturn-"Not very safe out here at all..."
Neal Steal-"Stop whining Saturn its a man's world out here..."
David Saturn-"I'm just stating a fact. You're the one who just screamed like a little girl when you almost got hit..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe that will knock some sense into Toxic. This isn't B-Man! Perhaps he is so intoxicated by something...well we know he does not drink but perhaps he sees B-Man! Not that Mr Royal looks even remotely like that drunkard..."
Royal rams Toxic's head into the steel steps returning what happened to him moments ago. Royal goes to break the count but the ref shares a look with Maggia and stops counting. Royal looks pissed and goes back to the outside nailing Royal with a right hand. Royal back into the ring and Toxic follows. Royal then delivers a wrestling move...a bodyslam.
David Saturn-"Look at that...an everyday wrestling move!"
Neal Steal-"Lets get this down to wrestling skill and Mr Royal will beat virtually anyone hands down!"
David Saturn-"Royal going for high risk here though..."
Neal Steal-"Always an expertly calculated risk whenever Mr Royal performs a move..."
Royal heads to the top rope and comes off with a big elbowdrop! Royal curses at Maggia and taunts him as Toxic begins getting to his feet again. Royal charges going for the ROYAL MUTILATION but Toxic elbows Royal hard in the face. Toxic applies another chokehold and as Royal tries to fight it both men tumble through the middle rope managing to land feet first.
David Saturn-"Viciously drives the head of Maddox into the ringpost!"
Neal Steal-"Maddox might as well quit right now and just settle for crippling B-Man. That's something we all want to see..."
David Saturn-"You're certainly not speaking for the majority of this crowd..."
Neal Steal-"I'm talking for all decent people in society...the kind I associate with!"
Royal breaks the hold brutally ramming the back of Toxic's head into the ringpost. If Toxic gets up from that he truly is a freak! Royal does it twice more (not quite as hard an impact but enough to induce a concussion on normal people) and then backdrops Toxic on the announce table! Once again the table does not break and Royal rolls Toxic back into the ring.
David Saturn-"The crowd erupt and there's the reason why!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal does not want his help!"
David Saturn-"As if B-Man has come to help Royal he hates people like him..."
Neal Steal-"He's never even met Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"I think they have come across each other in the corridor. B-Man despises people like Royal but he's come for Maddox no doubt about that!"
The crowd stands and cheers as BIG BAD B-MAN appears at the top of the ramp. He is standing there, pacing back and forth with his eyes on the ring, with a visible limp. The two men in the ring do not relaize that BBBMan is up there. The crowd pops again as BBBMan starts to walk briskly down to the ring, with a light limp.
Neal Steal-"You shouldn't travel on planes with a bad leg. He got banned from first class for being drunk too much I heard..."
David Saturn-"I don't think B-Man cares what class he's in as long as there's beer around...and some ass to kick!"
Neal Steal-"Look at him smirking...if B-Man had any sense he would let Mr Royal dish out the beating..."
David Saturn-"B-Man fights his own battles...well Slick's as well considering they are the tag champs!"
He stands at the bottom of the ramp, glaring at Toxic Maddox with a smirk. Royal is choking Toxic over the top rope and then he hits a dropkick sending Maddox to the outside. Maddox looks a little dazed as he stumbles to his feet. He stumbles backwards right into BBBMan. Toxic Maddox turns around and looks BBBMan in the eyes.
David Saturn-"Maddox and B-Man eye to eye!"
Neal Steal-"Come on Toxic kick his ass again I'm sure Mr Royal will go easy for a few minutes. He would enjoy watching..."
David Saturn-"I think Royal will be quite glad B-Man is out here though I must emphasise again he certainly isn't here to assist Royal..."
He starts to laugh and smile, almost knowing something is coming. BBBMan kicks him in the gut. He picks him up on his shoulder and delivers a powerful BEER RUN to Maddox outside the ring!!!! The crowd goes nuts! BBBMan stares down at him and smiles. He picks him up and rolls him back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Look at Toxic he's laughing at that weak move..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's trying to make you think he isn't hurt..."
BBBMan backs up the ramp, smirking as Maddox is trying to laugh off the pain of that Beer Run, but it is apparent that Maddox is in pain. BBBMan disappears backstage to a chorus of cheers. Maggia did not intervene but seems at a cross between understanding and irritation. Its not as if he is affiliated with Toxic but its clear who he wants to win...
Neal Steal-"I think Maggia was a little unhappy B-Man came out ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"I think he would have preferred it if B-Man hadn't come out but he must understand why to an extent..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think B-Man cares about authority no matter who it is..."
David Saturn-"Well that may not be wise from Royal...you don't tug on supermans cape and you don't slap Toxic Maddox!"
Royal insultingly slaps Toxic across the face as he tries to get to his feet. Royal with a kick to the ribs and then he reaches into his boot. Royal pulls out a pair of brass knucks and slips them on. The ref can hardly stop him but then again maybe Maggia could change the rules at any moment. He always has let this be no DQ after all.
Neal Steal-"Look at this ref he's in Maggia'a back pocket!"
David Saturn-"Certainly as far as the No DQ stipulation is concerned but how far may he go?"
Neal Steal-"That's why Rusty should handpick all the referees...someone fair and impartial..."
Royal nails Toxic with the knucks but he somehow absorbs the blow staying on his feet. Royal with a hard shot to the jaw and this time Toxic grabs the ropes to keep himself upright. Royal is pissed and perhaps wondering what he has to do here. Royal insults the ref and glances at Maggia again. Another shot and still Toxic stays up...
Neal Steal-"I think the only reason Mr Royal didn't hit Maggia earlier than he did is out of sympathy. Mr Royal also works with charities for the mentally handicapped..."
David Saturn-"Is that why he talks to you so often then?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
David Saturn-"What a back and forth contest this has been. Always worth tuning into CRASH Tv you never know the quality of match you might see!"
Kick to the ribs by Royal then he whips him across the ring into the corner. Royal charges but Toxic moves and Royal crashes shoulder first into the ringpost. Maggia grins at the sight of Royal rolling in pain clutching his shoulder. Toxic goes for an elbowdrop but Royal suddenly moves and leaps to his feet.
Neal Steal-"See how sick Maggia is. He enjoyed Mr Royal being in pain there..."
David Saturn-"Well 99% of this crowd must be mentally sick then. I'm not exactly pulling either way and frankly both men deserve a win here..."
Neal Steal-"There's a fine line between winning and losing. Losers deserve nothing if they don't win!"
David Saturn-"Well when does a loser win?"
Neal Steal-"Losers win lotteries...the whole point of those things is winning money on a fluke instead of earning it!"
Royal is certainly tough and he showed it there. Toxic whipped off the ropes and Royal seemingly looks for a clothesline. Instead he wraps his arm around Toxic's neck and spins to the back applying a sleeper hold. Change of strategy here perhaps if he can't knock Maddox out with blows maybe he will try it this way instead.
Neal Steal-"..........."
David Saturn-"What are you doing?"
Neal Steal-"Just checking how long is left..."
David Saturn-"We will be here until the end. Stop looking at your phone and call the match!"
Both men positioned in the centre of the ring and Royal drives Maddox down to his knees. Maddox breaks the hold ramming Royal back first into the corner. Maddox whips Royal to the opposite corner with such force that Royal almost goes over the top and hangs upside down. Royal regains his balance managing to swing his foot into the face of Maddox.
David Saturn-"Put that phone down! Well then again at least we don't need to hear you commentate..."
Neal Steal-"Well remember my Mother is seriously ill..."
David Saturn-"I don't know why you're looking at that instead of the match but I doubt that's the reason. Surely you're not insulting your hero refusing to watch him bless us with his wrestling prowess?"
Neal Steal-"...well its nice to see you appreciating Mr Royal at last..."
David Saturn-"I guess the sarcasm was too subtle..."
Royal dives off the turnbuckle but Maddox nails him with a punch right to the ribs. Royal is winded but manages to get to his feet. Unfortunately he walks right into a vicious DDT! Both men have had the breath knocked out of them and even Toxic seems to be tiring. Toxic with a arm across Royal...1,2...and Royal kicks out!
David Saturn-"Royal planted! It must be over...but NO!"
Neal Steal-"What a warrior! What a champion! Look at Maggia I'm putting a stop to this!"
David Saturn-"Get back here!"
No doubting the toughness of Royal on most occasions never mind after recent events. Maggia looks frustrated at ringside as suddenly Steal gets up on the apron distracting the referee! Maggia rushes down to the ring towards Steal as suddenly SILVIO MEGALA appears at ringside with a sledgehammer in hand!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Megala out of nowhere! I didn't know he was anywhere near Kansas!"
Silvio charges into the ring and bashes Maddox with the sledgehammer. Maggia is shoving Steal around as the ref sees Silvio pull Royal onto Maddox. The ref makes the count as Maggia sees Silvio and yells in anger. Megala smirks back as Maddox goes down for the three count! It looks like the No DQ ruling has backfired on Maggia!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"Well Maggia outsmarted tonight as Royal plays the card nobody saw coming! Megala costs Maddox the match and Royal is the winner! I think that ref wasn't sure which owner to side with so he just called it on the No DQ ruling! We will see you all at Civil Insurrection! Good night...look at that moron Steal! Goodness sake...what a jackass!"
Steal and Silvio pull Royal to his feet celebrating as Maggia watches on furiously from the outside. The 3 men taunt Maggia with Steal being particularly obnoxious with his laughter. The crowd boo loudly as the show goes off the air!