Post by Silvio Megala on Aug 8, 2013 15:55:06 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #35
LIVE!
David Saturn-"We are live on CRASH Tv where tonight two titles will be on the line!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will be in action here tonight...and....wait that's Mr Megala's music...yahoo!"
The announcers barely get a chance to introduce the show as suddenly "No Chance In Hell" plays over the PA. The crowd pop at first mainly from surprise until they remember exactly who it is. A chorus of boos ensues as Silvio Megala struts onto the stage. Megala strides to the ring with his head held high not giving the impression of a man who has been under some severe stress these past few months. Steal is on his feet applauding loudly as the AWR President and part owner steps through the ropes and is handed a mic. It was expected of course that Silvio Megala would be here tonight but nobody was expecting him to kick off the show!
David Saturn-"Well we were expecting Megala here tonight but this is a surprise to start off..."
Neal Steal-"Shut and up and let Mr Megala address these idiots..."
Silvio Megala-"Thank you for your consistent and well educated reception..."
More boos as Silvio sarcastically rolls his eyes.
Silvio Megala-"For the last few months the AWR has been out of commission. Indeed that has been the story of its existence the company gets a good, solid run of shows then something happens to shut it back down! The first time it was due to other shareholders in the company. That problem was rectified when they finally agreed to give yours truly full ownership and control over the content."
Silvio Megala-"Well that is what we all thought isn't it? Then a young man who is nothing less than a demon popped up out of nowhere. This was a young man who clearly suffered from some kind of unspecified mental illness. The level of his delusions were scary and that combined with the idiocy of fans like yourselves led to the truth becoming distorted."
Unsurprisingly the crowd don't take too well to that comment...
Neal Steal-"These people should show some respect. Its not often you see someone like Mr Megala in a place like Rockford. There's a reason this place was rated one of the worst cities in America by Forbes...
David Saturn-"Not surprised you read that..."
Silvio Megala-"He came up with an outrageous lie. Ultimately it caused such an internal power struggle that the company was shut down. This was not the fault of the billion dollar emperor. The entire blame for this companies shutdown these past few months rests with one man. A man who has deprived you of seeing men like Anthony Royal and Neal Steal display their talents. The man being referred to of course is young Roberto Maggia..."
Cheers for the mention of Maggia's name...
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Mr Megala has come out here on his own terms because of the integrity he possesses and..."
David Saturn-"Between your two main heroes its hard to choose which is the more immoral..."
Silvio Megala-"Maggia and his various mental illnesses are to blame for the past few months! Now Roberto you have been shown a great deal of kindness and understanding these past few months. Despite your truly disturbing infatuation with the great Silvio Megala and familial delusions what you got in return was an endless stream of patience. That patience has just reached its limits. As much as the CEO of Megala Enterprises works with mental health charities the time has come to say enough is enough!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's foundation via Megala Enterprises is one of the most generous corporate charities that there is!"
David Saturn-"There's no charity in the word corporate and Megala has always been corporate evil to the core."
Silvio Megala-"You were planning on summoning the figurehead of class and wealth here on your own terms tonight. Well it looks like the tables have been turned! The greatest wrestler who has ever lived stands before you in this ring! Not as an opponent...and not as an enemy...but as a man with his head held high! So it is YOU who are being called out to this very ring! It is YOU who will come out here and face the music!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Maggia will get what he deserves!"
Silvio Megala-"So you come out here and throw out whatever lies you want because you are looking at a man of pride and honour! A man who will take your best shot and still stay standing! The only alternative now Roberto is to come out here and tell the truth! These people know a liar would not willingly come out here on his own terms! So Roberto please make your way to the ring...
Neal Steal-"Yes get out here and tell the truth for once in your miserable young life!"
David Saturn-"Looking forward to this..."
The CRASH Tv theme plays and Maggia makes his way onto the stage. Maggia does not take his eyes off the man many believe is indeed his Father. Maggia has a look of pure coldness in his eyes as he is handed a mic. Maggia looks like he's been contaminated with some sort of dreadful illness as he surveys Silvio with utter disdain. Its like he can barely find the words to express his contempt. However after a few moments the CEO speaks...
Roberto Maggia-"First of all I am not infatuated with you. I HATE you!"
A big cheer for that as Silvio shakes his head in exasperation...
Neal Steal-"Bloody ingrate..."
David Saturn-"What has he got to be grateful to Silvio for?"
Roberto Maggia-"Since when did you have qualities such as pride and honour Silvio? I'll admit I haven't been proud of some of the things I have done the past few months. Resorting to actions such as blackmail are generally the actions of scum like yourself! However I didn't really have much choice if the bigger picture was to be revealed..."
Neal Steal-"SEE! He's admitting to blackmail! No shame..."
David Saturn-"Silvio won't get any sympathy he's blackmailed people before that list is probably endless..."
Silvio shakes his head again and mutters something about lies as the camera zooms up close...
Roberto Maggia-"You came out here tonight with a false mask of integrity. You came out here in an attempt to manipulate the situation. You came out here attempting to portray yourself as some kind of sympathetic figure. You can come out here and attempt to make yourself look like the good guy as much as you like! These fans are not stupid! The truth is Silvio that you know tonight is the night you can't deny the facts any longer. You made your way to this ring in a pathetic attempt to hold your head high. You're an egomaniac Silvio and tonight the ego has crashed! You're scared of the truth Silvio and no matter how hard you try to mask it deep down you know your world is falling apart!"
Strangely enough Silvio seemed more insulted at being called an egomaniac than anything else.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is not masking anything! Why would he come out here otherwise in the manner he did?"
David Saturn-"Like Maggia says its called denial..."
Roberto Maggia-"I came out here for one purpose and one purpose only...the truth! So Silvio before you prepare yourself for possibly attacking me there is someone backstage who is ready to come out here and tell everybody anyway!"
Megala looks frustrated at this revelation...
Roberto Maggia-"Some time ago Silvio donated a DNA sample to a laboratory for scientific research purposes. Of course it wasn't long until you gloated about this due to that immense inflated ego of yours! Silvio took pride in the payment he received despite the fact it was only five figures...not the eight that he claimed! In breaking confidentiality and making misleading comments about his level of payment they were more than willing to help me out...
The crowd cheer realising where this is probably going...
Neal Steal-"There is no DNA sample! Maggia has probably had a false sample stolen and..."
David Saturn-"DNA results are conclusive. The odds of a DNA test being wrong are astronomically low..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia does not share Mr Megala's DNA! He might be good looking but Mr Megala is beyond compare...well Mr Royal is up there as well but nobody else otherwise!"
David Saturn-"He's going to reveal the results whether you like it or not! So shut up for once..."
Roberto Maggia-"I obtained a DNA sample from the laboratory. I used that sample myself to prove the truth once and for all! So since you're on the verge of attacking me here is the man who will present the truth to you all! I GIVE you.............
Sliding down a pole onto the stage...its JERRY SPRINGER! An absolutely massive ovation here as Springer makes his way down to the ring. Intelligently he seems to have brought his show security with him. Springer is certainly no idiot as he shakes hands with fans in the front row. Maggia is smiling for the first time tonight as Megala looks flabbergasted...
Neal Steal-"Maggia is making a mockery out of Mr Megala! This is not the garbage he presents! For goodness sake a man married a horse on his show once what is here doing here? He has nothing to do with this business..."
David Saturn-"A lot of Springer fans here in Illinois indeed much of the Springer show's history is based in Chicago..."
Neal Steal-"Well this is Rockford he has no business here..."
Jerry Springer-"Hi everyone...how are you all doing!"
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry Springer-"I was asked to be here tonight to resolve a family dispute. A dispute that could have been so easily resolved simply by sitting down and talking. Indeed that is what one of these two men tried to do but the only thing he received in response was consistent denial and rejection. Well the time for talking is over because right here I hold an envelope containing the results of a DNA test..."
JERRY!JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry Springer-"So Roberto and Silvio one of you is about to be vindicated."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Maggia is about to be humiliated in front of the world..."
David Saturn-"I think Maggia knows exactly what he's doing..."
Silvio looks like he would want nothing more than to grab the envelope. So much for a man with nothing to hide...he certainly isn't holding his head high in confidence now...Springer opens the envelope...
Jerry Springer-"Forgive me for not being quite up to speed with the situation. I have no idea what I'm about to read in this envelope. However from what I have gathered it seems most of you believe Roberto is telling the truth right?"
Springer grins as the crowd chant YES YES YES.
Jerry Springer-"Well guess what? The results have proven...indisputably that it is ROBERTO who is telling the truth! Silvio...you are his FATHER!!!"
Neal Steal-"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is wrong! Maggia has faked this somehow...its wrong!"
David Saturn-"DNA tests are not wrong. For goodness sake Megala just admit it..."
Neal Steal-"I don't care if there's a less than 0.1% chance of a DNA test being wrong. This is a case of a less than 0.1 instance right here..."
David Saturn-"So you're saying there's less than a 0.1% chance Maggia isn't Silvio's son..."
Neal Steal-"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! You're twisting my words Saturn..."
Silvio grabs his head like he's about to pulls his hair out. He makes a threatening motion towards Springer but realises there's too much security. Silvio raises the mic to his lips almost at a loss for words...as he speaks he does so in almost a whisper...
Silvio Megala-"Your show is nothing less than absolute filth! It is nothing less than a cancer within American society! It is absolute, pure, utter trash! That's what you are synonymous with and what you will be remembered for. Trash Tv! Ha! What have you got to say about that then? Now that is what you call truth and it hurts doesn't it?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala telling it like it is!"
Springer takes the mic and he looks rather hurt by Silvio's comments. Suddenly however he gives Silvio a grin...
Jerry Springer-"Well you know Silvio since you evidently haven't heard...I've always said my show is the worst on television!"
The crowd cheer as Silvio looks completely embarrassed. However after a few moments he nods...
Silvio Megala-"See! You are a shameless individual! You sell trash to Tv networks and openly boast about it! What kind of morally corrupt man are you? Surely you people don't believe this man?"
The crowd let Megala know in no uncertain terms that they do indeed believe Springer!
Neal Steal-"Springer is a liar..."
David Saturn-"Why would he lie? I doubt Springer cared either way to be honest. What has he got to gain from lying..."
Neal Steal-"Springer just upset that Mr Megala is a bigger Tv star than he is..."
David Saturn-"OH PLEASE!"
Silvio Megala-"This is a man who as an elected official once slept with a prostitute! How on earth can you people believe this man? That envelope can say whatever it wants! You must have fixed this somehow...IT IS LIES!"
Jerry Springer-"Well yes I did sleep with a prostitute..but at least it wasn't an underage girl!"
Neal Steal-"LIES! That is slander Springer!"
Maggia grins again as Silvio's eyes almost pop out his head. Silvio wildly glances at the crowd before looking at Springer and Maggia again...
Silvio Megala-"...but...its....its...lies!"
Springer shrugs his shoulders in evident disagreement and Maggia just grins at Silvio who seems on the verge of crying. After once again raising his mic in disgust Silvio suddenly tosses it down and walks out of the ring! The crowd laugh at Silvio as he pathetically tries to keep his head held high while walking up the ramp. Silvio looks so pathetic that if it was anyone else it would be pitiful. Springer and Maggia watch on looking amused...
David Saturn-"I don't think Megala has ever looked more pathetic and exposed than he does right now..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala maintaining his dignity in this conspiracy against him...what a man of pride and integrity Mr Megala is..."
Jerry Springer-"I'm glad I could be of some service to you here tonight! Its the state of Illinois where my show grew and its always great to be here! So everyone one final thought...take care of yourself and each other! Enjoy the show!"
The Springer theme plays again as he shakes hands with Maggia. The scene cuts to an amused Saturn and a disgusted Steal...
David Saturn-"Just admit it Steal there's no doubt that Megala has been exposed once and for all as the liar he is..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will file suit for this. He will take this all the way to the supreme court...but they are probably in on the conspiracy too! This is disgraceful treatment of a good, honest human being!"
David Saturn-"I guess it was really Megala who first landed on the Moon as well even though he wasn't born then..."
Neal Steal-"Now don't start mocking me or I'll have you for slander myself!"
David Saturn-"Try it. We will be right back after commercial! Maggia has humiliated Silvio here tonight more than he has ever been humiliated in his life...and Silvio brought it upon himself!"
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From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes the World Champion! Fa Sho about to face Rattlesnake here in a non-title match...what are you sulking about?"
Neal Steal-"I might have to go backstage and see how Mr Megala is. Just tell him there's people out there who believe in him and know he's telling the truth..."
David Saturn-"Fine by me...don't hurry back..."
Neal Steal-"Well I have to carry the broadcast don't I? Its what Mr Megala hired me for..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised Maggia isn't still out here cheering on his buddy Fa Sho..."
David Saturn-"They are not friends. Fa Sho has never trusted Maggia one bit..."
Neal Steal-"He trusted him in that little conspiracy last week. Sho should be careful taking orders from Maggia though this is a man who has admitted to blackmail..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho does not take orders from anybody! I don't believe there's any truth behind your and Royal's conspiracy theories..."
Both men go nose to nose in their trademark confrontational styles. Snake hits the first blow with a right hand. Both men swinging punches and Sho scoops Snake up delivering an atomic drop. Sho in control delivering a clothesline and Snake drops to the outside. Snake quickly back in and both men circle before locking up.
Neal Steal-"It does not matter whether its Sho or anyone else. Maggia just does not want Mr Royal holding that belt with pride. Fa Sho does not carry it with pride look at that sloppy way he held it over his shoulder walking to the ring..."
David Saturn-"He's given Royal a shot at the hardcore title...and that will be up next..."
Neal Steal-"It is an insult that Mr Royal has been obligated to compete for a preliminary championship! Never mind one which does not translate well to Mr Royal's pure, technical wrestling skills!"
David Saturn-"Royal is tough enough to adapt there's no doubting his toughness. Fa Sho would admit how resilient Royal is..."
Battling for position now trying to back each other into the ropes. Sho reverses a whip, Snake charges back and connects with a blow to the head of Sho. Quickly followed up with a stomp (Snake cursing upon impact) and clubs to the back as Sho tries to get to his feet. Sho is up and gives the camera a psychotic look then he begins firing back at Snake.
Neal Steal-"See that look in Sho's eyes...the man is not sane! Rattlesnake is an idiot but Fa Sho is capable of violently attacking anyone for no reason."
David Saturn-"Like Royal when he used that chair on Snake last week?"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal did that because Rattlesnake was saying disgusting stuff to him in the ring that the cameras didn't hear..."
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't be surprised about that but Royal does not need to be provoked to try and injure someone..."
Rights and lefts by Sho, whip off the ropes and Sho goes for a back body drop. Snake grabs the ropes halting his momentum before Sho can deliver the move. Sho misses a clothesline and Snake backs him into the corner. The ref breaks it up and Snake moans cursing at the ref. Sho rammed into the turnbuckle anyway then they move to the next one.
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho denied his allegiance with Maggia...not this is a man who has committed attempted murder. You can't believe people like this Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I can believe what I like Steal."
Neal Steal-"You accuse Mr Megala of lies but you deny the truth when it stares you in the face..."
David Saturn-"I know the difference between truth and lies and I think I can recognise the signs by now..."
Blows to Sho in the corner and Snake goes for the whip. Snake goes to follow up but Sho flies forwards as he hits the corner and connects with a clothesline! Snake whipped off the ropes and Sho with a DDT planting Snake face first into the mat! Sho psychotically yells then pulls Snake to his feet scooping him up...DROP OF DESTINY!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Fa Sho looking good here and he has Royal well in his sights. They were arguing this past week on twitter..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed Sho harassing Mr Royal making cowardly comments on the internet."
David Saturn-"Well Fa Sho is the winner here! I notice he finished off Snake quicker than Royal did..."
Neal Steal-"Well that is compliments of Mr Royal after what he did to Rattlesnake last week..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake looked at 100% to me. We will be right back after the commercial when Royal will be in action against Tracy Adkins for the Hardcore Championship!"
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Playboy Pete singing in the locker room..
Playboy Pete (singing)-"Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."
Pete starts removing his clothes until he's down to his briefs which isn't the most pleasant sight. Pete steps into the shower turning on the tap not appearing to care about his privacy being somewhat violated...
Playboy Pete-"Hey baby...come on in here while its nice and hot! Of course its always hot when Playboy Pete is around! He he he he he!"
Pete continues to sing as we hear someone enter the room...its NAUGHTY NED! The censor signs quickly appear as Ned exposes "his" chest in front of the cameras! Ned steps into the shower.
Playboy Pete-"Oh baby, come and get some of the playboy...I'm sexual candy baby come and get a taste of Petey...ARRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
We hear a side splitting scream possibly even louder than the knife shower scene in psycho! Pete stumbles out of the shower and slips on the floor! Pete clutches his back then sprints out of the room as fast as he's ever run in his life! The camera for some God forsaken reason zooms towards the shower. Ned pokes "his" head around the curtain with a lustful grin on "his" face. The scene cuts back to Saturn and Steal who for once seem mutually united...in disgust!
David Saturn-"After seeing that I think everyone in this arena was saying ARRGGGGGGHHHHH!"
Neal Steal-"For once I agree. What on earth possessed the camera people to film Pete like that in the first place? I don't care if freak Ned wants has a crush and sneaks into the shower with that obese oaf. I just don't want to see it! Its a good thing you mentioned Mr Royal was coming up or people would be changing the channel!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Royal who is most displeased with the booking arrangements by Maggia this week...Maggia of course the man who controls Royal's bookings..."
Neal Steal-"This is like asking a classical artist to produce cheap techno music. This is a terrible insult to Mr Royal! Hardcore wrestling is outdated and was a disgrace to the business from its inception!"
David Saturn-"You don't mean rasslin then? Is that only when Rusty announces?"
Neal Steal-(ignoring)"Now this lunatic better not try and set Mr Royal on fire or anything. I don't care if he does it to people like that devil worshiping nutcase Hell but he won't dare try anything like that here..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Neal Steal-"Maybe Tracy does not want to violently injure Mr Royal. Since he enjoys pain perhaps he is excited at the prospect of facing Mr Royal. This is probably all his pain fantasies rolled into one!"
David Saturn-"Well Adkins has brought out a vast assortment of appliances here...Royal looking at this stuff with digust..."
Neal Steal-"This stuff should be used for its proper purpose. A trash can should be used simply for containing garbage until disposal. Of course these people are probably used to seeing trash cans since most of them probably work in garbage disposal..."
David Saturn-"Must be a pretty huge waste disposal unit here in Rockford if that's the case..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think there's many jobs in Rockford at all. The City is a mess mainly because of the people who inhabit it! I'm surprised they don't have a pram section for all the young, single Mothers who are probably here!"
Adkins brings an assortment of weapons to ringside. This is certainly not Royal's preferred style of wrestling indeed it is a style he despises. It does help however that resilience is one of Royal's strong points despite the hatred directed at him by the fans. Adkins tosses a chair and trash cans into the ring. He is not a popular man by any means of course but he will not treat Royal with any mercy.
Neal Steal-"If you lie down Tracy I'm sure Mr Royal would be willing to put a painful submission hold on you...if that's what you want?"
David Saturn-"I think his hearing is normal Steal how on earth can he hear you from inside the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Adkins has been betrayed by people like Randal he needs to look at Mr Royal and realise this is a man of integrity here...of course Mr Royal would never align with Tracy but he has been honest with him..."
David Saturn-"Adkins hates everybody. An absolute raving lunatic who should not be allowed in a public building..."
Adkins has shown no mercy towards people who have aligned with him in the past. It seems at the moment nobody is standing by his side. Royal makes his way to the ring rather cautiously knowing full well what a lunatic Adkins is. Royal climbs to the top rope taunting the crowd as Adkins tries to attack Royal with a trash can from behind.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Royal saw that one coming! Mr Royal is as quick as a cat and has eyes in the back of his head! Phenonemal awareness!"
David Saturn-"Well Adkins could have done a better job of self defence there...no wonder Randal had an habit of holding chairs in front of his face..."
Neal Steal-"If Randal was out here he would have brought a cart full of chairs to the ring!"
David Saturn-"Randal certainly loves chairs..."
Royal probably using his intelligence to lure Adkins towards him there as he catches Adkins with a dropkick! The trash can rebounds into the face of Adkins since he foolishly held it right in front of his head. Stomps by Royal and he sets up the trash can in the corner. Shot to the back and Royal backs Adkins into the corner. Adkins is then sent face first into the next turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"I bet Maggia thinks Mr Royal will lose this match. I'm telling you Saturn the man is suffering from mental delusion..."
David Saturn-"There's nothing mentally wrong with Maggia!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a great initiative move by Mr Royal. I'm sure this is the first time Mr Royal has ever placed his clean hands on a trash can. He has blue collar helpers who take care of that stuff for him..."
David Saturn-(sarcastically)"I'm sure Royal treats them with a lot of humanity and respect..."
Adkins is staggered then Royal drags him across the ring and bulldogs him face first into the trash can! Great move by Royal who can clearly adapt to this style despite his hatred of it. Royal dominating so far as he goes for the cover...2 count. Royal now has a mop in his hand...he stares at it in annoyance realising that he just picked up a seemingly useless weapon.
Neal Steal-"This is embarrassing. This would be like if Michelangelo had been asked to paint somebodies kitchen instead of the Sistine Chapel. Mr Royal has a tremendous collection of renaissance art by the way..."
David Saturn-"He probably has tables that cost more than my house!"
Neal Steal-"Well I looked up your house on Google Street View and I can see why!"
David Saturn-"Have you got nothing better to do with your time than look at my house on Google?"
Royal proceeds to shove the mop into Adkins face anyway since Royal evidently views Adkins as nothing less than gutter sewage. Royal then uses the harder edge of the mop to nail Adkins in the gut. Royal shoves Adkins down to the mat looking at him with contempt in his eyes. Royal heads to the top rope again with the mop in hand...
Neal Steal-"This is so demeaning to watch. Maggia has deprived these deprived people of witnessing a fine exhibition of Mr Royal's pure wrestling skills. Maggia has cheated these people of what they paid to see..."
David Saturn-"They seem to be enjoying the show to me. If they are really upset why aren't they demanding refunds?"
Neal Steal-"Look at Mr Royal...this is so beneath him..."
David Saturn-"He should hurry up and make a decision...Adkins is an extremely dangerous man and Royal should not deliberate..."
Royal unusually slow to climb here seemingly embarrassed that he is about to use a mop as a weapon. Royal goes for a legdrop also intending to catch Adkins with the hard edge of the mop at the same time. Adkins however takes advantage of Royal's rare poor timing by moving at the last moment! Adkins picks up the trash can and rams Royal over the head with it as he gets to his feet.
Neal Steal-"AHHHHH! Put that trash can down Adkins!"
David Saturn-"He's putting it down...over Royal's head!"
Neal Steal-"This is not right! Adkins is no wrestler he has no business being in the ring with Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"...but you like Adkins when he's setting innocent bartenders on fire?"
We hear Steal screeching like a little girl as the can makes contact with Royal's head. Adkins loudly curses at Royal which Royal is used to and Adkins hates everybody whoever they are. Adkins nails Royal with the trash can lid. Adkins getting some control now after Royal's initial dominance. Adkins throws Royal to the outside and Royal lands hard.
Neal Steal-"This is not a battle royal!"
David Saturn-"Its a falls count anywhere hardcore match and Adkins had every right to throw Royal outside the ring..."
Neal Steal-"So you're supporting Adkins here? What a hypocrite..."
David Saturn-"I'm not supporting either of them. Neither are on my Christmas card list..."
Adkins follows and delivers a hard Russian leg sweep against the barricade. That is a move designed to impact the neck and Adkins makes the cover...1,2...Royal kicks out. Adkins curses at the ref and rolls Royal back into the ring. Royal trying to crawl away from Adkins who has the trash can in hand again. That is actually a different trash can since Adkins threw more than one into the ring.
David Saturn-"Adkins preparing to nail Royal again! Now that is what a trash can bouncing off the skull sounds like!"
Neal Steal-"These fans better shut up..."
David Saturn-"Well what are you going to do?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Rusty will ensure the AWR never returns to Rockford...."
David Saturn-"I think Maggia controls the bookings. Thank God as Rusty would probably book us in some dingy auditorium somewhere..."
Neal Steal-"That's where this place will be going if Maggia continues to drag the place into the gutter..."
Adkins once again nails Royal with the can drawing some cheers from the crowd. That certainly is not intended as support for Adkins by any means. Given the choice the crowd would probably prefer to see Royal take a beating. Besides Adkins does not really care about pain and Royal being a normal human being aside from his skills, arrogance, wealth and looks dislikes it considerably.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala always hated hardcore wrestling as well. It is for people with no technical skill..."
David Saturn-"Adkins can wrestle a bit which is more than our illustrious head of talent relations can do!"
Neal Steal-"Now you stop insulting Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Well you can't use his birthday as an excuse this week!"
Adkins sets up another can upright in the centre of the ring pointlessly making sure to put the lid on the top as well. Adkins whips Royal off the ropes and on the rebounds delivers a drop toe hold sending Royal face first into the trash can! 1,2...and Royal gets the shoulder up! The crowd probably consider the beating with a trash can appropriate since they view Royal as a piece of trash.
Neal Steal-"When I looked on Google street view I saw a fat woman walking towards your house. Was that your wife?"
David Saturn-"My wife isn't fat at least I've got one which is more than you have ever had!"
Neal Steal-"Wife and two kids. The type of mundane existence people like you aspire to and call success Saturn! I don't know how the hell you got this job..."
David Saturn-"I got it because I know how to call wrestling matches...something I barely get the chance to do these days thanks to you being here!"
Adkins moans at the ref believing it was three but the count looked fine. Adkins however took his eye off Royal for a second who takes advantage with a low blow! That is something new for Royal delivering a low blow but not caring whether the referee saw it! Perfectly legal and Royal then delivers an atomic drop! Royal then spreads Adkins legs apart and executes a legdrop!
Neal Steal-"Now is that enough pain for you Tracy? Lie down and put Mr Royal out of his misery...have some mercy!"
David Saturn-"Royal is doing just fine at the moment. Its an insult to the wrestlers who have risked so much in hardcore wrestling that he treats it with such contempt..."
Neal Steal-"So should Mr Royal lower himself into the sea in a shark cage because some idiot does it? He would not do that and he should not have to do this! It isn't wrestling!"
David Saturn-"I doubt Royal would even go near a pond after what Sho did to him..."
Adkins facial expression is one where its unclear whether he's in pain or enjoying it. Royal then reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder! Royal is certainly an excellent high flying wrestler and the ladder may be the first weapon more to his taste. Royal nails Adkins in the gut then nails him twice more in the ribs. Adkins falls to the mat and Royal places the ladder over Adkins!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at Mr Royal sacrificing himself there...what an absolutely fearless man!"
David Saturn-"So its alright if Royal does a hardcore move like that on his own terms?"
Neal Steal-"Its the only way to keep a guy like Adkins down. Mr Royal would have beaten most hardcore wrestlers by now as most have pain endurance at least!"
David Saturn-"You ranted about mental health earlier and if there was ever a case of bad mental health its Adkins!"
Then Royal heads to the top rope and he delivers a legdrop across the ladder! That hurt Royal a bit as well but Royal has no more love for Adkins than he does for the World Champion Fa Sho. Royal with the cover...1,2...and Adkins shows his toughness by kicking out! Now Royal moans to the ref looking infuriated that Adkins kicked out.
Neal Steal-"Now that referee needs to be dealt with! Mr Royal won it fair and square right there..."
David Saturn-"Adkins clearly kicked out you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Now a ladder match would be more suitable for someone like Mr Royal. At least they allow a little bit of athleticism!"
David Saturn-"Ladders combine athleticism with pain!"
Royal places the ladder upright and starts to climb it. Royal taunts the crowd as he reaches the top but Adkins rolls to the outside. Adkins showing some common sense for once in a dangerous environment. However he chooses to walk round the side of the ring next to the ropes where Royal is nearest. That common sense didn't last long...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Adkins put himself within clear distance of Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Not sure what Adkins was thinking there...he certainly wasn't trying to run..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Adkins thinks at all...perhaps Mr Royal has caused too much pain even for Tracy's threshold..."
David Saturn-"Royal has done nothing like what some others have done to Adkins...look at Hell he's suplexed Adkins from a cage and tried to blind him! This is light in comparison!"
Neal Steal-"Adkins wouldn't quit then because his hatred for Hell was so deep. I don't know why he dislikes Mr Royal but its nothing like the hatred he had for Hell!"
Royal catches him moving from ladder to top rope and coming off with a crossbody! Royal has such tremendous balance and agility and in this match he has taken a few dangerous risks. It certainly isn't that he sees the hardcore title as prestigious more his hatred of losing and evident dislike of Adkins. Royal rolls Adkins into the ring and mocks Adkins as he staggers unbalanced using the ropes to keep himself somewhat upright.
Neal Steal-"Speaking of that nutcase Hell where is he?"
David Saturn-"I don't know and he isn't the type to use a cellphone!"
Neal Steal-"I'm amazed that clown RCH uses Twitter do they have internet access in the forest?"
David Saturn-"I've never been there...speaking of RCH he will be in action next..."
Neal Steal-"His wooden shack is probably worth more than that dump of a house you own..."
Royal climbs the ladder again but as he leaps off (seemingly going for a double axe handle) Adkins sprays him in the face with a fire extinguisher! Adkins threw several weapons into the ring when he came out and that was one of them! Royal clutches his face trying to regain his vision after being sprayed in the eyes. Adkins goes for the DECAPITATOR!!!
David Saturn-"That may have turned things in Adkins favour! Royal has been blinded!"
Neal Steal-"That should be used for its proper purpose! These people probably commit arson on their own properties in insurance fraud attempts. The fire services in Rockford should be the only one who use those here!"
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...what a counter!"
Neal Steal="Yahoo! Mr Royal's abilities never cease!"
Somehow Royal manages to reverse it...LIGHTS OUT!!! Royal with the cover...1,2...3!!! What great awareness of position and technical ability that Royal managed to do that under impaired vision. Royal is an expert of hitting that move out of nowhere and at any moment even poorly sighted! Royal gets to his feet cursing and still rubbing his eyes as the ref hands him the Hardcore Title belt...
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Now that's technical skill! Ha ha how do you like that Maggia? This has backfired on Maggia hasn't it?"
David Saturn-"I don't know what Maggia thinks..."
Neal Steal-"Technical skill has triumphed over garbage wrestling! Mr Royal knows exactly where he is at all times! What a stunning show of awareness by Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"The Lights Out can be hit from nowhere...but then again so can Shotime! We will be back as the CRASH title is on the line...NEXT!"
Neal Steal-"Haven't we seen enough of Pete tonight?"
LIVE!
FROM BMO HARRIS BANK CENTER, ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"We are live on CRASH Tv where tonight two titles will be on the line!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will be in action here tonight...and....wait that's Mr Megala's music...yahoo!"
The announcers barely get a chance to introduce the show as suddenly "No Chance In Hell" plays over the PA. The crowd pop at first mainly from surprise until they remember exactly who it is. A chorus of boos ensues as Silvio Megala struts onto the stage. Megala strides to the ring with his head held high not giving the impression of a man who has been under some severe stress these past few months. Steal is on his feet applauding loudly as the AWR President and part owner steps through the ropes and is handed a mic. It was expected of course that Silvio Megala would be here tonight but nobody was expecting him to kick off the show!
David Saturn-"Well we were expecting Megala here tonight but this is a surprise to start off..."
Neal Steal-"Shut and up and let Mr Megala address these idiots..."
Silvio Megala-"Thank you for your consistent and well educated reception..."
More boos as Silvio sarcastically rolls his eyes.
Silvio Megala-"For the last few months the AWR has been out of commission. Indeed that has been the story of its existence the company gets a good, solid run of shows then something happens to shut it back down! The first time it was due to other shareholders in the company. That problem was rectified when they finally agreed to give yours truly full ownership and control over the content."
Silvio Megala-"Well that is what we all thought isn't it? Then a young man who is nothing less than a demon popped up out of nowhere. This was a young man who clearly suffered from some kind of unspecified mental illness. The level of his delusions were scary and that combined with the idiocy of fans like yourselves led to the truth becoming distorted."
Unsurprisingly the crowd don't take too well to that comment...
Neal Steal-"These people should show some respect. Its not often you see someone like Mr Megala in a place like Rockford. There's a reason this place was rated one of the worst cities in America by Forbes...
David Saturn-"Not surprised you read that..."
Silvio Megala-"He came up with an outrageous lie. Ultimately it caused such an internal power struggle that the company was shut down. This was not the fault of the billion dollar emperor. The entire blame for this companies shutdown these past few months rests with one man. A man who has deprived you of seeing men like Anthony Royal and Neal Steal display their talents. The man being referred to of course is young Roberto Maggia..."
Cheers for the mention of Maggia's name...
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Mr Megala has come out here on his own terms because of the integrity he possesses and..."
David Saturn-"Between your two main heroes its hard to choose which is the more immoral..."
Silvio Megala-"Maggia and his various mental illnesses are to blame for the past few months! Now Roberto you have been shown a great deal of kindness and understanding these past few months. Despite your truly disturbing infatuation with the great Silvio Megala and familial delusions what you got in return was an endless stream of patience. That patience has just reached its limits. As much as the CEO of Megala Enterprises works with mental health charities the time has come to say enough is enough!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's foundation via Megala Enterprises is one of the most generous corporate charities that there is!"
David Saturn-"There's no charity in the word corporate and Megala has always been corporate evil to the core."
Silvio Megala-"You were planning on summoning the figurehead of class and wealth here on your own terms tonight. Well it looks like the tables have been turned! The greatest wrestler who has ever lived stands before you in this ring! Not as an opponent...and not as an enemy...but as a man with his head held high! So it is YOU who are being called out to this very ring! It is YOU who will come out here and face the music!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Maggia will get what he deserves!"
Silvio Megala-"So you come out here and throw out whatever lies you want because you are looking at a man of pride and honour! A man who will take your best shot and still stay standing! The only alternative now Roberto is to come out here and tell the truth! These people know a liar would not willingly come out here on his own terms! So Roberto please make your way to the ring...
Neal Steal-"Yes get out here and tell the truth for once in your miserable young life!"
David Saturn-"Looking forward to this..."
The CRASH Tv theme plays and Maggia makes his way onto the stage. Maggia does not take his eyes off the man many believe is indeed his Father. Maggia has a look of pure coldness in his eyes as he is handed a mic. Maggia looks like he's been contaminated with some sort of dreadful illness as he surveys Silvio with utter disdain. Its like he can barely find the words to express his contempt. However after a few moments the CEO speaks...
Roberto Maggia-"First of all I am not infatuated with you. I HATE you!"
A big cheer for that as Silvio shakes his head in exasperation...
Neal Steal-"Bloody ingrate..."
David Saturn-"What has he got to be grateful to Silvio for?"
Roberto Maggia-"Since when did you have qualities such as pride and honour Silvio? I'll admit I haven't been proud of some of the things I have done the past few months. Resorting to actions such as blackmail are generally the actions of scum like yourself! However I didn't really have much choice if the bigger picture was to be revealed..."
Neal Steal-"SEE! He's admitting to blackmail! No shame..."
David Saturn-"Silvio won't get any sympathy he's blackmailed people before that list is probably endless..."
Silvio shakes his head again and mutters something about lies as the camera zooms up close...
Roberto Maggia-"You came out here tonight with a false mask of integrity. You came out here in an attempt to manipulate the situation. You came out here attempting to portray yourself as some kind of sympathetic figure. You can come out here and attempt to make yourself look like the good guy as much as you like! These fans are not stupid! The truth is Silvio that you know tonight is the night you can't deny the facts any longer. You made your way to this ring in a pathetic attempt to hold your head high. You're an egomaniac Silvio and tonight the ego has crashed! You're scared of the truth Silvio and no matter how hard you try to mask it deep down you know your world is falling apart!"
Strangely enough Silvio seemed more insulted at being called an egomaniac than anything else.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is not masking anything! Why would he come out here otherwise in the manner he did?"
David Saturn-"Like Maggia says its called denial..."
Roberto Maggia-"I came out here for one purpose and one purpose only...the truth! So Silvio before you prepare yourself for possibly attacking me there is someone backstage who is ready to come out here and tell everybody anyway!"
Megala looks frustrated at this revelation...
Roberto Maggia-"Some time ago Silvio donated a DNA sample to a laboratory for scientific research purposes. Of course it wasn't long until you gloated about this due to that immense inflated ego of yours! Silvio took pride in the payment he received despite the fact it was only five figures...not the eight that he claimed! In breaking confidentiality and making misleading comments about his level of payment they were more than willing to help me out...
The crowd cheer realising where this is probably going...
Neal Steal-"There is no DNA sample! Maggia has probably had a false sample stolen and..."
David Saturn-"DNA results are conclusive. The odds of a DNA test being wrong are astronomically low..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia does not share Mr Megala's DNA! He might be good looking but Mr Megala is beyond compare...well Mr Royal is up there as well but nobody else otherwise!"
David Saturn-"He's going to reveal the results whether you like it or not! So shut up for once..."
Roberto Maggia-"I obtained a DNA sample from the laboratory. I used that sample myself to prove the truth once and for all! So since you're on the verge of attacking me here is the man who will present the truth to you all! I GIVE you.............
Sliding down a pole onto the stage...its JERRY SPRINGER! An absolutely massive ovation here as Springer makes his way down to the ring. Intelligently he seems to have brought his show security with him. Springer is certainly no idiot as he shakes hands with fans in the front row. Maggia is smiling for the first time tonight as Megala looks flabbergasted...
Neal Steal-"Maggia is making a mockery out of Mr Megala! This is not the garbage he presents! For goodness sake a man married a horse on his show once what is here doing here? He has nothing to do with this business..."
David Saturn-"A lot of Springer fans here in Illinois indeed much of the Springer show's history is based in Chicago..."
Neal Steal-"Well this is Rockford he has no business here..."
Jerry Springer-"Hi everyone...how are you all doing!"
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry Springer-"I was asked to be here tonight to resolve a family dispute. A dispute that could have been so easily resolved simply by sitting down and talking. Indeed that is what one of these two men tried to do but the only thing he received in response was consistent denial and rejection. Well the time for talking is over because right here I hold an envelope containing the results of a DNA test..."
JERRY!JERRY! JERRY!
Jerry Springer-"So Roberto and Silvio one of you is about to be vindicated."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Maggia is about to be humiliated in front of the world..."
David Saturn-"I think Maggia knows exactly what he's doing..."
Silvio looks like he would want nothing more than to grab the envelope. So much for a man with nothing to hide...he certainly isn't holding his head high in confidence now...Springer opens the envelope...
Jerry Springer-"Forgive me for not being quite up to speed with the situation. I have no idea what I'm about to read in this envelope. However from what I have gathered it seems most of you believe Roberto is telling the truth right?"
Springer grins as the crowd chant YES YES YES.
Jerry Springer-"Well guess what? The results have proven...indisputably that it is ROBERTO who is telling the truth! Silvio...you are his FATHER!!!"
Neal Steal-"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is wrong! Maggia has faked this somehow...its wrong!"
David Saturn-"DNA tests are not wrong. For goodness sake Megala just admit it..."
Neal Steal-"I don't care if there's a less than 0.1% chance of a DNA test being wrong. This is a case of a less than 0.1 instance right here..."
David Saturn-"So you're saying there's less than a 0.1% chance Maggia isn't Silvio's son..."
Neal Steal-"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! You're twisting my words Saturn..."
Silvio grabs his head like he's about to pulls his hair out. He makes a threatening motion towards Springer but realises there's too much security. Silvio raises the mic to his lips almost at a loss for words...as he speaks he does so in almost a whisper...
Silvio Megala-"Your show is nothing less than absolute filth! It is nothing less than a cancer within American society! It is absolute, pure, utter trash! That's what you are synonymous with and what you will be remembered for. Trash Tv! Ha! What have you got to say about that then? Now that is what you call truth and it hurts doesn't it?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala telling it like it is!"
Springer takes the mic and he looks rather hurt by Silvio's comments. Suddenly however he gives Silvio a grin...
Jerry Springer-"Well you know Silvio since you evidently haven't heard...I've always said my show is the worst on television!"
The crowd cheer as Silvio looks completely embarrassed. However after a few moments he nods...
Silvio Megala-"See! You are a shameless individual! You sell trash to Tv networks and openly boast about it! What kind of morally corrupt man are you? Surely you people don't believe this man?"
The crowd let Megala know in no uncertain terms that they do indeed believe Springer!
Neal Steal-"Springer is a liar..."
David Saturn-"Why would he lie? I doubt Springer cared either way to be honest. What has he got to gain from lying..."
Neal Steal-"Springer just upset that Mr Megala is a bigger Tv star than he is..."
David Saturn-"OH PLEASE!"
Silvio Megala-"This is a man who as an elected official once slept with a prostitute! How on earth can you people believe this man? That envelope can say whatever it wants! You must have fixed this somehow...IT IS LIES!"
Jerry Springer-"Well yes I did sleep with a prostitute..but at least it wasn't an underage girl!"
Neal Steal-"LIES! That is slander Springer!"
Maggia grins again as Silvio's eyes almost pop out his head. Silvio wildly glances at the crowd before looking at Springer and Maggia again...
Silvio Megala-"...but...its....its...lies!"
Springer shrugs his shoulders in evident disagreement and Maggia just grins at Silvio who seems on the verge of crying. After once again raising his mic in disgust Silvio suddenly tosses it down and walks out of the ring! The crowd laugh at Silvio as he pathetically tries to keep his head held high while walking up the ramp. Silvio looks so pathetic that if it was anyone else it would be pitiful. Springer and Maggia watch on looking amused...
David Saturn-"I don't think Megala has ever looked more pathetic and exposed than he does right now..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala maintaining his dignity in this conspiracy against him...what a man of pride and integrity Mr Megala is..."
Jerry Springer-"I'm glad I could be of some service to you here tonight! Its the state of Illinois where my show grew and its always great to be here! So everyone one final thought...take care of yourself and each other! Enjoy the show!"
The Springer theme plays again as he shakes hands with Maggia. The scene cuts to an amused Saturn and a disgusted Steal...
David Saturn-"Just admit it Steal there's no doubt that Megala has been exposed once and for all as the liar he is..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will file suit for this. He will take this all the way to the supreme court...but they are probably in on the conspiracy too! This is disgraceful treatment of a good, honest human being!"
David Saturn-"I guess it was really Megala who first landed on the Moon as well even though he wasn't born then..."
Neal Steal-"Now don't start mocking me or I'll have you for slander myself!"
David Saturn-"Try it. We will be right back after commercial! Maggia has humiliated Silvio here tonight more than he has ever been humiliated in his life...and Silvio brought it upon himself!"
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VS
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes the World Champion! Fa Sho about to face Rattlesnake here in a non-title match...what are you sulking about?"
Neal Steal-"I might have to go backstage and see how Mr Megala is. Just tell him there's people out there who believe in him and know he's telling the truth..."
David Saturn-"Fine by me...don't hurry back..."
Neal Steal-"Well I have to carry the broadcast don't I? Its what Mr Megala hired me for..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised Maggia isn't still out here cheering on his buddy Fa Sho..."
David Saturn-"They are not friends. Fa Sho has never trusted Maggia one bit..."
Neal Steal-"He trusted him in that little conspiracy last week. Sho should be careful taking orders from Maggia though this is a man who has admitted to blackmail..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho does not take orders from anybody! I don't believe there's any truth behind your and Royal's conspiracy theories..."
Both men go nose to nose in their trademark confrontational styles. Snake hits the first blow with a right hand. Both men swinging punches and Sho scoops Snake up delivering an atomic drop. Sho in control delivering a clothesline and Snake drops to the outside. Snake quickly back in and both men circle before locking up.
Neal Steal-"It does not matter whether its Sho or anyone else. Maggia just does not want Mr Royal holding that belt with pride. Fa Sho does not carry it with pride look at that sloppy way he held it over his shoulder walking to the ring..."
David Saturn-"He's given Royal a shot at the hardcore title...and that will be up next..."
Neal Steal-"It is an insult that Mr Royal has been obligated to compete for a preliminary championship! Never mind one which does not translate well to Mr Royal's pure, technical wrestling skills!"
David Saturn-"Royal is tough enough to adapt there's no doubting his toughness. Fa Sho would admit how resilient Royal is..."
Battling for position now trying to back each other into the ropes. Sho reverses a whip, Snake charges back and connects with a blow to the head of Sho. Quickly followed up with a stomp (Snake cursing upon impact) and clubs to the back as Sho tries to get to his feet. Sho is up and gives the camera a psychotic look then he begins firing back at Snake.
Neal Steal-"See that look in Sho's eyes...the man is not sane! Rattlesnake is an idiot but Fa Sho is capable of violently attacking anyone for no reason."
David Saturn-"Like Royal when he used that chair on Snake last week?"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal did that because Rattlesnake was saying disgusting stuff to him in the ring that the cameras didn't hear..."
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't be surprised about that but Royal does not need to be provoked to try and injure someone..."
Rights and lefts by Sho, whip off the ropes and Sho goes for a back body drop. Snake grabs the ropes halting his momentum before Sho can deliver the move. Sho misses a clothesline and Snake backs him into the corner. The ref breaks it up and Snake moans cursing at the ref. Sho rammed into the turnbuckle anyway then they move to the next one.
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho denied his allegiance with Maggia...not this is a man who has committed attempted murder. You can't believe people like this Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I can believe what I like Steal."
Neal Steal-"You accuse Mr Megala of lies but you deny the truth when it stares you in the face..."
David Saturn-"I know the difference between truth and lies and I think I can recognise the signs by now..."
Blows to Sho in the corner and Snake goes for the whip. Snake goes to follow up but Sho flies forwards as he hits the corner and connects with a clothesline! Snake whipped off the ropes and Sho with a DDT planting Snake face first into the mat! Sho psychotically yells then pulls Snake to his feet scooping him up...DROP OF DESTINY!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Fa Sho looking good here and he has Royal well in his sights. They were arguing this past week on twitter..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed Sho harassing Mr Royal making cowardly comments on the internet."
David Saturn-"Well Fa Sho is the winner here! I notice he finished off Snake quicker than Royal did..."
Neal Steal-"Well that is compliments of Mr Royal after what he did to Rattlesnake last week..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake looked at 100% to me. We will be right back after the commercial when Royal will be in action against Tracy Adkins for the Hardcore Championship!"
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Playboy Pete singing in the locker room..
Playboy Pete (singing)-"Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."
Pete starts removing his clothes until he's down to his briefs which isn't the most pleasant sight. Pete steps into the shower turning on the tap not appearing to care about his privacy being somewhat violated...
Playboy Pete-"Hey baby...come on in here while its nice and hot! Of course its always hot when Playboy Pete is around! He he he he he!"
Pete continues to sing as we hear someone enter the room...its NAUGHTY NED! The censor signs quickly appear as Ned exposes "his" chest in front of the cameras! Ned steps into the shower.
Playboy Pete-"Oh baby, come and get some of the playboy...I'm sexual candy baby come and get a taste of Petey...ARRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
We hear a side splitting scream possibly even louder than the knife shower scene in psycho! Pete stumbles out of the shower and slips on the floor! Pete clutches his back then sprints out of the room as fast as he's ever run in his life! The camera for some God forsaken reason zooms towards the shower. Ned pokes "his" head around the curtain with a lustful grin on "his" face. The scene cuts back to Saturn and Steal who for once seem mutually united...in disgust!
David Saturn-"After seeing that I think everyone in this arena was saying ARRGGGGGGHHHHH!"
Neal Steal-"For once I agree. What on earth possessed the camera people to film Pete like that in the first place? I don't care if freak Ned wants has a crush and sneaks into the shower with that obese oaf. I just don't want to see it! Its a good thing you mentioned Mr Royal was coming up or people would be changing the channel!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Royal who is most displeased with the booking arrangements by Maggia this week...Maggia of course the man who controls Royal's bookings..."
VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"This is like asking a classical artist to produce cheap techno music. This is a terrible insult to Mr Royal! Hardcore wrestling is outdated and was a disgrace to the business from its inception!"
David Saturn-"You don't mean rasslin then? Is that only when Rusty announces?"
Neal Steal-(ignoring)"Now this lunatic better not try and set Mr Royal on fire or anything. I don't care if he does it to people like that devil worshiping nutcase Hell but he won't dare try anything like that here..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
Neal Steal-"Maybe Tracy does not want to violently injure Mr Royal. Since he enjoys pain perhaps he is excited at the prospect of facing Mr Royal. This is probably all his pain fantasies rolled into one!"
David Saturn-"Well Adkins has brought out a vast assortment of appliances here...Royal looking at this stuff with digust..."
Neal Steal-"This stuff should be used for its proper purpose. A trash can should be used simply for containing garbage until disposal. Of course these people are probably used to seeing trash cans since most of them probably work in garbage disposal..."
David Saturn-"Must be a pretty huge waste disposal unit here in Rockford if that's the case..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think there's many jobs in Rockford at all. The City is a mess mainly because of the people who inhabit it! I'm surprised they don't have a pram section for all the young, single Mothers who are probably here!"
Adkins brings an assortment of weapons to ringside. This is certainly not Royal's preferred style of wrestling indeed it is a style he despises. It does help however that resilience is one of Royal's strong points despite the hatred directed at him by the fans. Adkins tosses a chair and trash cans into the ring. He is not a popular man by any means of course but he will not treat Royal with any mercy.
Neal Steal-"If you lie down Tracy I'm sure Mr Royal would be willing to put a painful submission hold on you...if that's what you want?"
David Saturn-"I think his hearing is normal Steal how on earth can he hear you from inside the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Adkins has been betrayed by people like Randal he needs to look at Mr Royal and realise this is a man of integrity here...of course Mr Royal would never align with Tracy but he has been honest with him..."
David Saturn-"Adkins hates everybody. An absolute raving lunatic who should not be allowed in a public building..."
Adkins has shown no mercy towards people who have aligned with him in the past. It seems at the moment nobody is standing by his side. Royal makes his way to the ring rather cautiously knowing full well what a lunatic Adkins is. Royal climbs to the top rope taunting the crowd as Adkins tries to attack Royal with a trash can from behind.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Royal saw that one coming! Mr Royal is as quick as a cat and has eyes in the back of his head! Phenonemal awareness!"
David Saturn-"Well Adkins could have done a better job of self defence there...no wonder Randal had an habit of holding chairs in front of his face..."
Neal Steal-"If Randal was out here he would have brought a cart full of chairs to the ring!"
David Saturn-"Randal certainly loves chairs..."
Royal probably using his intelligence to lure Adkins towards him there as he catches Adkins with a dropkick! The trash can rebounds into the face of Adkins since he foolishly held it right in front of his head. Stomps by Royal and he sets up the trash can in the corner. Shot to the back and Royal backs Adkins into the corner. Adkins is then sent face first into the next turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"I bet Maggia thinks Mr Royal will lose this match. I'm telling you Saturn the man is suffering from mental delusion..."
David Saturn-"There's nothing mentally wrong with Maggia!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a great initiative move by Mr Royal. I'm sure this is the first time Mr Royal has ever placed his clean hands on a trash can. He has blue collar helpers who take care of that stuff for him..."
David Saturn-(sarcastically)"I'm sure Royal treats them with a lot of humanity and respect..."
Adkins is staggered then Royal drags him across the ring and bulldogs him face first into the trash can! Great move by Royal who can clearly adapt to this style despite his hatred of it. Royal dominating so far as he goes for the cover...2 count. Royal now has a mop in his hand...he stares at it in annoyance realising that he just picked up a seemingly useless weapon.
Neal Steal-"This is embarrassing. This would be like if Michelangelo had been asked to paint somebodies kitchen instead of the Sistine Chapel. Mr Royal has a tremendous collection of renaissance art by the way..."
David Saturn-"He probably has tables that cost more than my house!"
Neal Steal-"Well I looked up your house on Google Street View and I can see why!"
David Saturn-"Have you got nothing better to do with your time than look at my house on Google?"
Royal proceeds to shove the mop into Adkins face anyway since Royal evidently views Adkins as nothing less than gutter sewage. Royal then uses the harder edge of the mop to nail Adkins in the gut. Royal shoves Adkins down to the mat looking at him with contempt in his eyes. Royal heads to the top rope again with the mop in hand...
Neal Steal-"This is so demeaning to watch. Maggia has deprived these deprived people of witnessing a fine exhibition of Mr Royal's pure wrestling skills. Maggia has cheated these people of what they paid to see..."
David Saturn-"They seem to be enjoying the show to me. If they are really upset why aren't they demanding refunds?"
Neal Steal-"Look at Mr Royal...this is so beneath him..."
David Saturn-"He should hurry up and make a decision...Adkins is an extremely dangerous man and Royal should not deliberate..."
Royal unusually slow to climb here seemingly embarrassed that he is about to use a mop as a weapon. Royal goes for a legdrop also intending to catch Adkins with the hard edge of the mop at the same time. Adkins however takes advantage of Royal's rare poor timing by moving at the last moment! Adkins picks up the trash can and rams Royal over the head with it as he gets to his feet.
Neal Steal-"AHHHHH! Put that trash can down Adkins!"
David Saturn-"He's putting it down...over Royal's head!"
Neal Steal-"This is not right! Adkins is no wrestler he has no business being in the ring with Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"...but you like Adkins when he's setting innocent bartenders on fire?"
We hear Steal screeching like a little girl as the can makes contact with Royal's head. Adkins loudly curses at Royal which Royal is used to and Adkins hates everybody whoever they are. Adkins nails Royal with the trash can lid. Adkins getting some control now after Royal's initial dominance. Adkins throws Royal to the outside and Royal lands hard.
Neal Steal-"This is not a battle royal!"
David Saturn-"Its a falls count anywhere hardcore match and Adkins had every right to throw Royal outside the ring..."
Neal Steal-"So you're supporting Adkins here? What a hypocrite..."
David Saturn-"I'm not supporting either of them. Neither are on my Christmas card list..."
Adkins follows and delivers a hard Russian leg sweep against the barricade. That is a move designed to impact the neck and Adkins makes the cover...1,2...Royal kicks out. Adkins curses at the ref and rolls Royal back into the ring. Royal trying to crawl away from Adkins who has the trash can in hand again. That is actually a different trash can since Adkins threw more than one into the ring.
David Saturn-"Adkins preparing to nail Royal again! Now that is what a trash can bouncing off the skull sounds like!"
Neal Steal-"These fans better shut up..."
David Saturn-"Well what are you going to do?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Rusty will ensure the AWR never returns to Rockford...."
David Saturn-"I think Maggia controls the bookings. Thank God as Rusty would probably book us in some dingy auditorium somewhere..."
Neal Steal-"That's where this place will be going if Maggia continues to drag the place into the gutter..."
Adkins once again nails Royal with the can drawing some cheers from the crowd. That certainly is not intended as support for Adkins by any means. Given the choice the crowd would probably prefer to see Royal take a beating. Besides Adkins does not really care about pain and Royal being a normal human being aside from his skills, arrogance, wealth and looks dislikes it considerably.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala always hated hardcore wrestling as well. It is for people with no technical skill..."
David Saturn-"Adkins can wrestle a bit which is more than our illustrious head of talent relations can do!"
Neal Steal-"Now you stop insulting Rusty..."
David Saturn-"Well you can't use his birthday as an excuse this week!"
Adkins sets up another can upright in the centre of the ring pointlessly making sure to put the lid on the top as well. Adkins whips Royal off the ropes and on the rebounds delivers a drop toe hold sending Royal face first into the trash can! 1,2...and Royal gets the shoulder up! The crowd probably consider the beating with a trash can appropriate since they view Royal as a piece of trash.
Neal Steal-"When I looked on Google street view I saw a fat woman walking towards your house. Was that your wife?"
David Saturn-"My wife isn't fat at least I've got one which is more than you have ever had!"
Neal Steal-"Wife and two kids. The type of mundane existence people like you aspire to and call success Saturn! I don't know how the hell you got this job..."
David Saturn-"I got it because I know how to call wrestling matches...something I barely get the chance to do these days thanks to you being here!"
Adkins moans at the ref believing it was three but the count looked fine. Adkins however took his eye off Royal for a second who takes advantage with a low blow! That is something new for Royal delivering a low blow but not caring whether the referee saw it! Perfectly legal and Royal then delivers an atomic drop! Royal then spreads Adkins legs apart and executes a legdrop!
Neal Steal-"Now is that enough pain for you Tracy? Lie down and put Mr Royal out of his misery...have some mercy!"
David Saturn-"Royal is doing just fine at the moment. Its an insult to the wrestlers who have risked so much in hardcore wrestling that he treats it with such contempt..."
Neal Steal-"So should Mr Royal lower himself into the sea in a shark cage because some idiot does it? He would not do that and he should not have to do this! It isn't wrestling!"
David Saturn-"I doubt Royal would even go near a pond after what Sho did to him..."
Adkins facial expression is one where its unclear whether he's in pain or enjoying it. Royal then reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder! Royal is certainly an excellent high flying wrestler and the ladder may be the first weapon more to his taste. Royal nails Adkins in the gut then nails him twice more in the ribs. Adkins falls to the mat and Royal places the ladder over Adkins!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at Mr Royal sacrificing himself there...what an absolutely fearless man!"
David Saturn-"So its alright if Royal does a hardcore move like that on his own terms?"
Neal Steal-"Its the only way to keep a guy like Adkins down. Mr Royal would have beaten most hardcore wrestlers by now as most have pain endurance at least!"
David Saturn-"You ranted about mental health earlier and if there was ever a case of bad mental health its Adkins!"
Then Royal heads to the top rope and he delivers a legdrop across the ladder! That hurt Royal a bit as well but Royal has no more love for Adkins than he does for the World Champion Fa Sho. Royal with the cover...1,2...and Adkins shows his toughness by kicking out! Now Royal moans to the ref looking infuriated that Adkins kicked out.
Neal Steal-"Now that referee needs to be dealt with! Mr Royal won it fair and square right there..."
David Saturn-"Adkins clearly kicked out you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Now a ladder match would be more suitable for someone like Mr Royal. At least they allow a little bit of athleticism!"
David Saturn-"Ladders combine athleticism with pain!"
Royal places the ladder upright and starts to climb it. Royal taunts the crowd as he reaches the top but Adkins rolls to the outside. Adkins showing some common sense for once in a dangerous environment. However he chooses to walk round the side of the ring next to the ropes where Royal is nearest. That common sense didn't last long...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Adkins put himself within clear distance of Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Not sure what Adkins was thinking there...he certainly wasn't trying to run..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Adkins thinks at all...perhaps Mr Royal has caused too much pain even for Tracy's threshold..."
David Saturn-"Royal has done nothing like what some others have done to Adkins...look at Hell he's suplexed Adkins from a cage and tried to blind him! This is light in comparison!"
Neal Steal-"Adkins wouldn't quit then because his hatred for Hell was so deep. I don't know why he dislikes Mr Royal but its nothing like the hatred he had for Hell!"
Royal catches him moving from ladder to top rope and coming off with a crossbody! Royal has such tremendous balance and agility and in this match he has taken a few dangerous risks. It certainly isn't that he sees the hardcore title as prestigious more his hatred of losing and evident dislike of Adkins. Royal rolls Adkins into the ring and mocks Adkins as he staggers unbalanced using the ropes to keep himself somewhat upright.
Neal Steal-"Speaking of that nutcase Hell where is he?"
David Saturn-"I don't know and he isn't the type to use a cellphone!"
Neal Steal-"I'm amazed that clown RCH uses Twitter do they have internet access in the forest?"
David Saturn-"I've never been there...speaking of RCH he will be in action next..."
Neal Steal-"His wooden shack is probably worth more than that dump of a house you own..."
Royal climbs the ladder again but as he leaps off (seemingly going for a double axe handle) Adkins sprays him in the face with a fire extinguisher! Adkins threw several weapons into the ring when he came out and that was one of them! Royal clutches his face trying to regain his vision after being sprayed in the eyes. Adkins goes for the DECAPITATOR!!!
David Saturn-"That may have turned things in Adkins favour! Royal has been blinded!"
Neal Steal-"That should be used for its proper purpose! These people probably commit arson on their own properties in insurance fraud attempts. The fire services in Rockford should be the only one who use those here!"
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...what a counter!"
Neal Steal="Yahoo! Mr Royal's abilities never cease!"
Somehow Royal manages to reverse it...LIGHTS OUT!!! Royal with the cover...1,2...3!!! What great awareness of position and technical ability that Royal managed to do that under impaired vision. Royal is an expert of hitting that move out of nowhere and at any moment even poorly sighted! Royal gets to his feet cursing and still rubbing his eyes as the ref hands him the Hardcore Title belt...
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Now that's technical skill! Ha ha how do you like that Maggia? This has backfired on Maggia hasn't it?"
David Saturn-"I don't know what Maggia thinks..."
Neal Steal-"Technical skill has triumphed over garbage wrestling! Mr Royal knows exactly where he is at all times! What a stunning show of awareness by Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"The Lights Out can be hit from nowhere...but then again so can Shotime! We will be back as the CRASH title is on the line...NEXT!"
Neal Steal-"Haven't we seen enough of Pete tonight?"