Post by Silvio Megala on Aug 15, 2013 20:15:04 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #36
LIVE!
David Saturn-"We are LIVE from Memphis as AWR presents CRASH Tv! Tonight we will see the AWR debut of Gemini as he wrestles RCH for the CRASH Title!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is in the building and we will see the legendary Rusty Axel in action!"
David Saturn-"That will be against the man Rusty has badmouthed in recent weeks Jay Swift. We will also see what could be a sick hardcore contest between Toxic Maddox and Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"The paper World champion Fa Sho takes on a healthy Robert Carr..."
David Saturn-"The legendary Slick Doctor will be in action when he takes on Red Randal. Also it is rumored Roberto Maggia will have a BIG announcement..."
Neal Steal-"More lies is it? Don't you have to say MASSIVE announcement where that egotist is concerned..."
David Saturn-"Well the arena is now being filled with the sound of Rusty's ridiculous entrance theme..."
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Well the time for talking is over and these men are going to settle things in the ring. It was a needless dispute in the first place initiated by Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty started nothing all he did was evaluate Swift in his paid position as head of talent relations..."
David Saturn-"His comments were unresearched and disrespectful. It was funny to see Rusty drone on about training schools and Swift noted his background in amateur wrestling. As usual we are unlikely to see a mat clinic from Rusty here..."
Neal Steal-"Well it won't be a clinic because there won't be time for one. Rusty is going to make this swift...no pun intended ha ha ha ha ha! What are you doing Swift you cheater Rusty isn't ready yet!"
Swift wastes no time sliding into the ring and going after Rusty who bails. Swift follows and begins an assault with forearms backing Rusty into the barricade. Rusty momentarily reverses this and delivers a chop, but Swift sends him right back against the barricade and lays in the forearms. The match hasn’t even officially begun yet, as both men have not been in the ring for the bell to ring.
Neal Steal-"What a coward charging at Rusty and trying to take him by surprise. Well nothing surprises Rusty when it comes to rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Swift did nothing wrong and clearly he wants to teach Rusty a very painful lesson! This indeed could be Swift..."
Neal Steal-"That is not a rasslin move! They didn't even have barriers like that in Rusty's prime..."
David Saturn-"Swift really taking it to Rusty here. A lot of fire here from Swift..."
Swift sends Rusty into the barricade again. He then hops on the apron and leaps off with a kick to the jaw that sends Rusty right over the barricade and into the crowd. Swift leaves Rusty hanging on the barricade and hits a spinning leg drop right across the neck. He then tosses Rusty into the ring to start the match. As Rusty stumbles to his feet, Swift heads to the top rope.
Neal Steal-"Get down off that rope coward! See he knows Rusty will tie him in knots on the mat..."
David Saturn-"Are you that ignorant? Swift is an accomplished amateur wrestler what amateur titles does Rusty have?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty went right to the pros! There's no money in amateur rasslin that's why Rusty didn't do it..."
David Saturn-"So you're saying Rusty is motivated by money not by a love of wrestling?"
He comes off with a missile dropkick hitting Rusty full on the jaw. Swift with stomps then does a lionsault off the ropes. Cover by Swift, 1…2…kickout. Rusty to his knees and he is begging off. Swift however is having none of it and drop kicks Rusty in the face. Swift backs Rusty into the corner with forearms but Rusty catches him with a thumb to the eye.
Neal Steal-"I never said that at all...ha ha! Rusty caught him good there!"
David Saturn-"A classic Rusty move. What stunning precision it takes to poke someone in the eye..."
Neal Steal-"Well the action is fast...."
David Saturn-"There's an eyerake...such a clinic here I am so privileged to witness it..."
Eyerake by Rusty but Swift right back to forearms and he has Rusty in the corner. Whip to the opposite corner and Rusty stumbles forwards falling flat on his face. Swift kicking ass here and Rusty as usual is left looking like a fool. Still he has shown a little resilience and toughness but its clear he's struggling to keep up with the pace set by Swift.
David Saturn-"Swift is schooled in a completely superior form of athletic wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty has wrestled 34 years even a legend loses a step or two after all that time. Once this is slowed down Rusty will take control...
David Saturn-"What exactly has he done? Swift did more in his first year than Rusty has done in 34..."
Neal Steal-"Swift had everything handed to him. Rusty was held down for years and never once complained. Now that's a man right there..."
Rusty may have a lousy record but it takes endurance to survive in wrestling for 34 consecutive years. More forearms by Swift and he whips Rusty across the ring and catches him with an enziguri. Swift mounts Rusty delivering right hands. Swift again backs Rusty into the corner and looks to whip him to the opposite corner but its reversed. Rusty charges, but gets caught with an elbow to the jaw.
Neal Steal-"Swift coming out here last week and talking without permission. Swift has already had a PPV named after himself which will take place from his hometown..."
David Saturn-"Well that was part of the contract..."
Neal Steal-"Swift made demands and Maggia bowed down to someone who hasn't paid his dues..."
David Saturn-"He has paid his dues you fool! Maggia made the offer first actually and of course Swift said yes. Who wouldn't want to wrestle on PPV in front of family and friends?"
Swift springboards off the ropes and hits yet another kick to the jaw. This has been virtually all Swift thus far. Cover, 1…2…Rusty kicks out. Rusty begs off again and tries to escape the ring. Swift grabs him from behind, but Rusty catches him with a low blow mule kick, with the ref’s view blocked by his body. Swift to his feet and Rusty takes him down with a chop block, looking to soften up the knee.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now we go to school!"
David Saturn-"Some actual strategy by Rusty here...but as usual very simplistic offence..."
Neal Steal-"Good, basic rasslin. This is rasslin 101 right here..."
David Saturn-"The referee not going to be intimidated by Rusty here despite his position. The only reason Rusty gets away with the stuff he does is because Silvio Megala is 50% owner and hired him..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia does not care about anything other than main events. Rusty treats every talent exactly same from top to bottom..."
Rusty stomps at the knee aggressively, using the ropes for leverage until the ref puts a stop to it. Rusty has Swift in the corner and wears him down with a big chop, followed by a barrage of rights and lefts. Swift is in a seated position and Rusty begins to choke the life out of him with his boot. Stomps by Rusty and then a blatant choke.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Choke the life out of him Rusty! Teach him some respect for rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Swift accusing Rusty of living in a timewarp. Rusty has been banged in the head one too many times he's so deluded..."
Neal Steal-"Get out Rusty's way the referee should be privileged he is this close to a legend..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure the referee is pleased to see Jay Swift up close in person..."
Rusty breaks at the ref’s four count. Kick to the ribs by Rusty and he brings Swift to his feet. Chops and right hands back Swift into the corner where Rusty puts Swift's knee in the ropes and yanks on it. The ref begins his count, 1, 2, 3, 4 and Rusty breaks. More chops to the chest now by Rusty and he again wears Swift down with a barrage of strikes.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now come on Swift you don't have to suffer any more of this beating. Rusty is making a man out of you..."
David Saturn-"Jay Swift is all man and it will take more than a few decent shots to put him down!"
Neal Steal-"That referee poking his nose in again..."
David Saturn-"He is doing his job Steal..."
Rusty certainly has done an effective job of slowing the pace to a crawl, which definitely benefits him. Rusty backs off at the ref’s demand before dragging Swift to his feet and again putting him in the corner. Rusty tries to rake Swift with his boot laces across the face but Swift reacts with a forearm. Chops and forearms traded until Swift gets the advantage, but a thumb to the eye stops that.
David Saturn-"STUNNING WRESTLING! Nothing at all repetitive about Rusty's offence is there..."
Neal Steal-"Swift is lucky Rusty hasn't ripped his eyeball out. Some trainers used to do that back in old Rusty's day..."
David Saturn-"Well they were sick people who took protecting the business to the extreme..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly a closed business the likes of Swift wouldn't have got into back in old Rusty's day..."
Rusty then kicks Swift in the knee, taking him off his feet. Swift’s knee is hurting here. Rusty brings Swift to his feet and takes him back down with a chop block. Risty taunts Swift yelling "this is rasslin" before going back to work. More stomps to the knee, then back to the chest. Rusty gets Swift in the corner and assaults him with more right hands.
David Saturn-"My God! Rusty with a wrestling move..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty doing a sensational job of working on the back and knee. Rusty could cripple Swift at a seconds notice. That start by Swift was just Rusty luring him in giving the delusional Swift a false sense of confidence..."
David Saturn-"Well that's ridiculous..."
Rusty brings Swift to his feet and delivers a rare wrestling move...a backbreaker. Rusty then grabs the leg and applies a cross kneelock. He has it locked on and we are seeing some actual submission style wrestling from Rusty here! Even if this is quite a simplistic move! Swift's knee is clearly hurt and his shoulders are down, 1…2…he gets them up.
Neal Steal-"Its just a matter of time!"
David Saturn-"A 2 count is a long way from a 3 count..."
Neal Steal-"What a beautiful submission hold applied by Rusty here...Swift will be begging for mercy in a moment..."
David Saturn-"Its only a cross kneelock..."
Again the shoulders are down, 1…2…again Swift gets out. Swift is fighting and suddenly he reverses the hold into a Sharpshooter! Rusty fortunately is positioned close enough to the ropes. Swift breaks and he steps onto the apron. Swift is going to the top rope but Rusty cuts him off Sunset flip by Swift from the apron! Into the cover, 1…2...Rusty kicks out.
David Saturn-"Now that was close!"
Neal Steal-"A 2 count is a long way from a 3 count!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty again just luring Swift in here...Swift will be feeling cocky now thinking Rusty isn't just letting him get these two counts..."
Rusty looks for a hip toss, but Swift holds on and gets him with a backslide. Shoulders down again, 1…2…kickout. Forearms by Swift and he whips Rusty across the ring. Rusty hooks the top rope, stopping his momentum as Swift goes for a drop kick and crashes down back first to the mat. Rusty walks across the ring and pulls Swift up and slaps him across the face.
David Saturn-"How disrespectful!"
Neal Steal-"Damn right Swift has been disrespectful and he deserves to have the taste slapped out of his mouth! Slap him again Rusty...AH!"
David Saturn-"Swift getting nearer! Admit it Steal Rusty almost got caught out there..."
Neal Steal-"Greatest accomplishment of Swift's career getting a 2 count on the legendary Rusty Axel..."
David Saturn-"Good grief..."
Rusty goes for another slap but Swift suddenly executes an inside cradle! 1…2…and Rusty just escapes. Both men to their feet and Swift backs Rusty into the corner with forearms to the face. Swift whips Rusty into the opposite corner, charges in, but is taken down with an elbow to the face. Rusty stupidly heads to the top rope, but he’s too slow and Swift tosses him to the mat.
David Saturn-"Now even you must admit Rusty isn't a top rope specialist..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure if Rusty wanted to do a moonsault or something he would but his style his substance over flashy..."
David Saturn-"Well he better have some substance to his recent comments otherwise he will be left looking like an idiot..."
Neal Steal-"Now give it up Swift! This man does not know when he is beaten!"
Swift then delivers another lionsault! Cover, 1…2…Rusty gets a foot on the bottom rope. However it seems his luck may not last much longer! Enziguri by Swift takes Rusty down and Swift hangs Rusty over the top rope...THUNDERSTORM!!! Swift with the cover...1,2...3!!! Perhaps that will gain Rusty's respect not that it is worth a damn to anyone!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Swift wins and to anyone with a brain its no surprise!"
Neal Steal-"Damn that referee and his badly timed counts!"
David Saturn-"It was fair and square for christ sake!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty has been screwed here what a terrible injustice we have witnessed..."
David Saturn-"Well we will be back soon when we see s true legend in action...SLICK!"
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As we return from commercial we see AWR backstage interviewer Al Walters with Jay Swift...
Al Walters-"Well that was certainly an excellent performance and you must be pleased after Rusty's remarks..."
Before Swift can get a word out suddenly he is nailed from behind with a steel chair! Rusty stands over Swift and looks down at him with disdain. Rusty walks away as Swift lies face down on the floor...
David Saturn-"Now that wasn't called for! What a sore loser!"
Neal Steal-"Now be a man Swift and get up and shake Rusty's hand! Admit who the better man is...Rusty made a boi out of Swift with that ass kicking..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is the one who had his ass kicked right in front of this crowd. Rusty is pathetic...there's nothing sadder than seeing a wrestler past his prime...especially one who barely had a prime!"
Neal Steal-"What an affront it is to Rusty that he has to rassle on the same card as this idiot Slop who is about to come out here. Slop following Rusty Axel on a rasslin card hell has frozen over...wait a moment its Mr Royal...yahoo!"
Everyone’s attention turns to the big screen where we see Anthony Royal. Royal is sitting at a computer with his newly one Hardcore Championship resting on his shoulder. He begins speaking.
Royal: Maggia, I told you I didn’t want this Hardcore Championship. When you booked me in a match for it, I told you the only reason I was going to win it is to spite you. Well, now, I’m going to spite you just a tad bit more. Your ill-advised brain child, the AWR Hardcore Championship, was just sold to DragonMaster235 for $3.58. Say bye-bye Bobby.
Royal then takes the belt a places it into a nearby shipping box. After a few moments however, he takes it back out.
Royal: Silly me, I almost forgot. There is an extra fee for shipping and handling, so I better takes extra good care of it.
With that, Royal tosses the belt to the ground. He then walks out of frame and returns with a sledge hammer in hand. He bashes the belt multiple times, bending and cracking the plate. He then picks the belt up again and tosses it into the box. He smirks into the camera as the scene fades away.
David Saturn-"What an egomaniac. Treating that belt like garbage Maggia won't like that..."
Neal Steal-"Good. The less he likes it the better...Royal...I mean Mr Royal...giving that title the treatment that its worth..."
David Saturn-"Sounds like he sold it on Ebay what a pathetic thing to do...anyway enough about him lets focus back on the ring!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Randal rehired then hopefully he will do a better job than he has against Slop in the past..."
David Saturn-"Randal with his work cut out because as usual Slick will be in fighting mood..."
Neal Steal-"As usual Slop will be in a drunken stupor..."
David Saturn-"The drunk jokes are as tired as Rusty's wrestling...though he did last a little longer with Swift than I expected. There's no shame that he lost to Swift..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"You treat Slop like a veteran but 12 years is nothing compared with 34..."
David Saturn-"Can we stop talking about Rusty now?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is professional rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Well this is Randal v Slick so who the hell cares what Rusty is...the only thing he was tonight was a beaten, outclassed man!"
Lockup and Randal lightly shoves Slick but with enough force to remind Slick he is physically stronger. Another lockup and Randal does the same thing trying to bully Slick a bit but that won't happen easily. These two men not new to each other of course. Third straight lockup and Randal attacks with clubbing right hands. Slick whipped off the ropes and he slides through Randal's legs on the rebound.
David Saturn-"Another match here where speed and technique may win out over basic offence...Randal certainly the stronger of the two men however..."
Neal Steal-"About time you highlight a Slop weakness...some sloppiness in his game..."
David Saturn-"Randal quite quick there actually..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think this will be the most cerebral contest..."
Randal quick to turn round however decking Slick with a clothesline. Randal could dominate this from a physical standpoint but he's also quick on his feet for a man his size. Of course its a shame he's not as quick when it comes to mind power. Slick whipped into the corner and Slick tries to jump out the way and land on his feet.
David Saturn-"Slick can brawl with the best of them but he knows he won't outpower Randal..."
Neal Steal-"He won't like being caught like that then! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Slick asking if SIN is still going and we may be about to get our answer..."
Neal Steal-"With any luck Tracy will do what he attempted to do a few months back and leave Slop deep fried!"
David Saturn-"Now why would you want to see someone set on fire? That poor bartender was left with permanent scars and Slick won't have forgotten that unprovoked assault..."
Randal however catches Slick and showcasing his strength easily slams Slick to the canvas. Randal grabs Slick's legs and delivers a big elbow to the lower midsection. Boos from the crowd as ROBERT CARR and TRACY ADKINS make their way to ringside. This isn't looking too good for Slick this could effectively be three on one.
Neal Steal-"Where's your buddy B-Man now Slop? Ha ha ha ha! See you can't rely on a drunk..."
David Saturn-"Yes shame on B-Man for having the audacity to get injured..."
Neal Steal-"B-Man is just drinking himself into oblivion because his return was a miserable failure..."
David Saturn-"If B-Man has had his last match he retired a champion. That is not failure..."
Slick is back up...and back down as Randal headbutts him. Slick whipped into the corner and Randal follows it up putting all his weight behind that charge. Randal moves Slick into the centre of the ring. Randal is setting up for a powerbomb here and that will perhaps be enough to put Slick away! However Robert Carr is on the apron. Not sure what Carr is doing there and Randal looks annoyed....
David Saturn-"Carr not exactly proving helpful there..."
Neal Steal-"Now stop blaming Carr and focus on the match Randal. You would have a better record if you focused on the matches..."
David Saturn-"First accurate thing you might have said tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Now look at Slop being a coward there..."
Slick with a chopblock from behind as Randal moans at Carr asking what he is doing. Slick working on the leg and goes to the outside. Slick slams Randal's leg into the apron and the ref loudly tells Slick to get back into the ring as he keeps working on Randal's knee. Slick puts Randal's head across the middle rope, charges and knees Randal in the shoulder. Slick taunts Randal then goes back to the leg.
David Saturn-"Slick certainly hoping to ground Randal. Maybe going for the ground and pound approach..."
Neal Steal-"You probably know what his strategy is. I saw yoy sucking up to him backstage earlier it makes me sick Saturn-"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! He's a friend..."
Neal Steal-"You should have been doing painstaking research for the show like me not busy talking to idiots like Slop..."
Slick is probably hoping to set Randal up for the Slick Stretch since it would be hard for him to lift a man Randal's size for the Doc-tore Driver. Slick misses as he tries to bring his weight down across Randal's knee. Slick ducks a clothesline, charges off the ropes but pretty much bounces off Randal's chest. Clothesline by Randal and Slick is in trouble as Randal goes to the top rope.
David Saturn-"Randal going to the top rope since he is so adept as a high flyer..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Randal has any high flying skill..."
David Saturn-"Sarcasm is lost on the dim...what is Adkins doing?"
Neal Steal-"Shaking the ropes it looks like..."
Suddenly Adkins shakes the ropes causing Randal to tumble to the mat. He is quickly back up and yells at Tracy demanding to know what Adkins is doing. The ref almost demands answers but Randal drops to his knees as Slick delivers a low blow from behind! Slick then applies the SLICKSTRETCH and Randal is left with little choice but to tap out!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: SLICK
Neal Steal-"Well I don't see what that was about...certainly they were not helping Slop..."
David Saturn-"Obviously not and it looks like we will get our answer..."
Neal Steal-"This does not look too good for Randal..."
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you have added 2 and 2 together that quick..."
Slick leaves as Randal gets back to his feet. Tracy and Robert Carr climb in the ring. Considering what happened during the match the crowd are not too surprised when both attack Randal. Both men stomp Randal and deliver a double spinebuster! Robert Carr climbs the top rope and leaps off not once but three times dropping the elbow twice then the leg on the third occasion. Then Carr calls for a Mic...
David Saturn-"Oh fantastic Carr going to address us..."
Neal Steal-"Stop talking over Robert and lets hear his perfectly good reason for attacking Randal...which I'm sure will be a perfectly good reason..."
Robert Carr: Red Randal I have been waiting to do this for a while now. You were stupid enough to believe SIN wanted your worthless ass back with them but you don't cross SIN and get away with it and above all you don't cross Robert Carr the way you did without paying a price. You don't tug on Superman's cape! You don't piss in the wind...AND you sure don't throw the towel in on Tracy Adkins!
Neal Steal-"Now there is the perfectly good reason!"
David Saturn-"Indeed and while Carr may have done the talking I'm sure this has been instigated by Tracy Adkins. Now come on that's enough this is 2 on 1..."
Neal Steal-"You have never even liked Randal..."
David Saturn-"He did nothing wrong with that towel last year. Infact it was probably the most intelligent thing Randal has done..."
Carr spits on Randal and then kicks him before he leaves. Tracy spits on him and follows Carr up the ramp. The scene goes back to the broadcast booth as EMTS come out to help Randal.
Neal Steal-"Well Randal you have lost a prime spot here you idiot!"
David Saturn-"Randal being attended to here...we will be back in a few moments as Gemini makes his AWR debut!"
Neal Steal-"...and the blunt hatchet warrior makes his first title defence..."
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From Miami, Florida...making his AWR debut...GEMINI!!!
David Saturn-"What an awesome reaction here!"
Neal Steal-"Trying a bit of sucking up here are you already?"
David Saturn-"I'm pointing out how the crowd are responding you fool..."
Neal Steal-"These fans should make Gemini earn a reaction..."
David Saturn-"They can cheer who they like..."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Gemini right about one thing with all that nonsense he came out this past week...this guy RCH is like a child..."
David Saturn-"I thought it was an articulate, intelligent promo by Gemini..."
Neal Steal-"Look at this idiot...what sort of adult behaves like this clown here. RCH looks like he's a clown visiting a kids birthday party."
David Saturn-"He's the CRASH champion and he wants to remain the CRASH champion"
The crowd love RCH and cheer wildly as he climbs to the top rope waving the hatchet. Uncharacteristically he takes his eyes off Gemini who fires away with a rapid series of right hands. The crowd are rabid and Gemini is in a rabid mood here! Of course Gemini is not lacking in popularity either and many of these fans while typically former NIWF viewers are more than aware of THW.
Neal Steal-"What are these idiots getting so pent up about? Have they run out of booze or something..."
David Saturn-"They look very happy to me..."
Neal Steal-"Well who cares about the fans..."
David Saturn-"Why bring them up then!"
Both men are so fired up with this being RCH's first CRASH title defence and Gemini's AWR debut. RCH backed into the corner and as he slumps Gemini lays in some stomps. Gemini pulls RCH to his feet and delivers a hard chop to the throat. Whip to the opposite corner, Gemini follows but RCH gets in a kick to the midsection. RCH now firing away with right hands...
David Saturn-"What a fast start to this contest! Neither man afraid of the other as they battle it out for the CRASH title. Now these are people with respect for titles..."
Neal Steal-"That's why RCH is going on about the green CRASH title is it. That title is the AWR CRASH Title!"
David Saturn-"RCH and Gemini have met once a contest that Gemini won..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini better make sure he's fresh...how embarrassing it would be to lose to a clown like the blunt hatchet warrior..."
RCH shoots Gemini off the ropes and on the rebound Gemini knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge. Gemini charges off the ropes and RCH gets in a shot to the ribs. Gemini rebounds again and this time RCH catches him with a knee to the gut. RCH then chokes Gemini using the ropes until the ref steps in. RCH pulls Gemini up to his feet...
David Saturn-"Now this is what I like two men standing toe to toe back and forth..."
Neal Steal-"Stupid strategy throwing caution to the wind..."
David Saturn-"Well its a big match for both men but they know they are in for a tough night..."
Neal Steal-"Then they better not be so reckless..."
Gemini whipped off the ropes and on the rebound RCH catches him with his forearm. Gemini rammed face first into the corner and RCH rams his head into Gemini's ribs. Good thing it isn't the hatchet! RCH guiding Gemini into the centre of the ring connecting with a right hand. Gemini fights back with rights and RCH backed into the ropes.
"David Saturn-"There's no real hatred between these two men but this isn't really resembling a wrestling match. Such a huge match for both these competitors..."
Neal Steal-"Speaking of huge at least we haven't seen Pete tonight..."
David Saturn-"Can't believe you're mentioning someone like Pete during a match like this..."
Neal Steal-"At least RCH did something right beating that moron. Still RCH nor Gemini deserve to be CRASH champion..."
RCH pulls off a good move elevating Gemini over the top rope. This may break out into a nasty brawl here and Gemini has his head rammed into the announce table. RCH then tries to choke Gemini with a wire but Gemini uses the back of his boot to break free quickly. Gemini rams RCH head first into the announce table then pounds on RCH with right hands.
Neal Steal-"Now leave my monitor alone! I want to see the action..."
David Saturn-"Watch the monitor instead of the ring then...there's nothing wrong with your screen..."
Neal Steal-"Look at that clown headbutting the ringpost..."
David Saturn-"Didn't quite catch that was checking my own monitor still working but looked like RCH was thrown into it to me...
Gemini climbs onto the table and delivers a kneedrop. He then proceeds to introduce RCH to the ringpost head first. RCH stumbles forward and falls over the barricade. The ref chooses not to count knowing that will probably incite the rabid crowd. Despite RCH trying to choke Gemini with the wire he is not the type to try and get himself disqualified to save a title.
Neal Steal-"RCH trying to get himself disqualified here..."
David Saturn-"RCH would not want that and I think the referee is intelligent enough to distinguish between an attempt at being dq'ed and something else..."
Neal Steal-"It is highly illegal and this ref needs to follow the letter to the law. I couldn't give a damn who wins but we already saw Rusty lose due to bad refereeing earlier..."
David Saturn-"RCH signed to wrestle Jay Swift in Phoenix in a couple of weeks at Thunderstorm..."
Right hand by Gemini as he follows but RCH hits back with a flurry of kicks to the midsection. Gemini reacts by backdropping RCH on the solid floor! That won't do the spine much good and Gemini connects with a right hand knocking RCH back over the barricade. Gemini with a shot to the ribs and RCH gives as good as he gets. RCH tries to whip Gemini into the steel steps...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! What a fool RCH is..."
David Saturn-"Impressed by both these men here...an aggressive contest but no fear from either man..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini gloating about his wins in THW. Who cares if he beat that slob Bloodbath..."
David Saturn-"That's a accomplishment worth noting...Bloodbath was no easy task to get past..."
However it is reversed and RCH hits shoulder first. RCH drops to the floor and Gemini plays to the crowd a little bit. RCH face first into the ring steps which could be an expensive dental bill...no they are still there! Gemini with a hard knee to the face and another which knocks RCH back down. RCH rolled into the ring and Gemini lays in boots in the corner.
David Saturn-"Gemini a very serious competitor and he has a good head on his shoulders. Confident but not to the point of egotistical..."
Neal Steal-"Well he was right with some of the stuff he said about RCH I'll give him that..."
David Saturn-"Gemini certainly going to be a star here in the AWR. A tremendous signing by Maggia just like Jay Swift who of course beat Rusty Axel earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn..."
RCH pulled to his feet and whipped to the opposite corner. That was done with enough force to send RCH falling forwards down to the mat. Gemini methodically strolls forwards and delivers a hard boot to the head. RCH pulls himself up and Gemini with another solid shot. Both these men are excellent when it comes to the solidarity of their blows.
David Saturn-"Tremendous clothesline there! Excellent force and Gemini showing no ring rust at all!"
Neal Steal-"Well the competition was weak in THW..."
David Saturn-"Actually I would say from top to bottom the roster there was probably stronger and certainly not weak..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's a great advert for AWR Saturn..."
RCH whipped into the corner, charges back out but Gemini delivers a great clothesline! What a shot and Gemini then applies a sleeper hold. RCH extends his legs and manages to hook them across the bottom rope. Gemini decides to release as RCH reaches the ropes obviously planning a change of attack. Good move by Gemini as he drops his knee across RCH's elbow.
Neal Steal-"Has Gemini got a match for the PPV yet?"
David Saturn-"If he did we would have heard about it wouldn't we?"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! I don't like Gemini but at least he's going after the right areas!"
David Saturn-"What exactly has Gemini done? Is it because these people cheer him or because he beat Silvio when they wrestled? I think he did if I recall right..."
Fireman carry takeover and as RCH rises Gemini boots him in the face. RCH staggers into the corner and Gemini follows. RCH manages to deliver a knee to Gemini's midsection then unleashes some explosive right hands. RCH switches to kicks and whips Gemini off the ropes. Gemini charges back, ducks a clothesline but on the second rebound gets taken out by a flying elbow smash!
Neal Steal-"Here comes Rusty treating this crowd to an encore appearance!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes the illustrious Rusty who lost earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Most wrestlers who are in the opening match would have left by now. Rusty had to wrestle prelims most of his career and did so without a word of complaint to ungrateful promoters! Yet here he is still in the building putting the business first..."
David Saturn-"He might be head of talent relations but lets get the focus back on this tremendous match..."
RCH follows up with more right hands as Gemini follows up with more right hands. The crowd boo as RUSTY AXEL makes his way out with a notepad in hand. Gemini with a german suplex...1,2...and RCH kicks out. Rusty looks stoic fixing his "expert" eyes on Gemini. Suddenly JAY SWIFT comes up behind Rusty, spins him round and decks him in the face.
Neal Steal-"How dare you Swift! Look at the jealous Swift trying to make people forget how he was dominated earlier..."
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP STEAL! The viewers are not blind!"
Neal Steal-"Well Swift is blinded with envy! He's lucky to even breathe with Rusty's say so never mind attacking the legend!"
David Saturn-"Referee taking a nasty shot there..."
Meanwhile in the ring the referee is knocked down as Gemini accidentally catches him with a roundhouse kick. RCH ducked that move but Gemini knocks him down with a clothesline. Rusty runs into the ring to get away from Swift and shoves Gemini out the way. Gemini falls banging his head on the ringpost. RCH is back to his feet as Swift stalks Rusty into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Get out the ring Swift! Look at Rusty trying to ensure this match goes as scheduled..."
David Saturn-"RUSTY ENTERED THE RING YOU IMBECILE!"
Neal Steal-"Well he knew Swift was going to enter it trying to get the spotlight on himself..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...RCH just saw Swift!"
Spotting an opportunity Rusty shoves Swift causing him to bump into RCH. Taken by surprise RCH decks Swift with a right hand then stomps him. Swift drops to the floor and RCH then spots Rusty. Over the top rope goes Rusty courtesy of RCH as Gemini gets back to his feet. Gemini charges off the ropes and RCH ducks a clothesline.
David Saturn-"RCH taken by surprise there and he thought Swift was out here for him!"
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty was out here to stop Swift interfering..."
David Saturn-"Swift came out here for Rusty after being blindsided with that chair earlier!"
Neal Steal-"Well Swift should have taken it like a man...not the boy he is!"
RCH then charges off the ropes himself but Swift grabs his ankle. Swift is clearly pissed off that he was attacked by RCH while going after Rusty. Of course RCH was not to know that. Swift climbs onto the apron and RCH tries to grab him but Swift decks him with a right hand. RCH staggers and FEELS THE BURN!!! Gemini with the cover as the ref is back to his feet...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: GEMINI
Neal Steal-"Swift just screwed RCH!"
David Saturn-"A series of unfortunate events there. Swift certainly didn't come out with the intention of screwing RCH I'm sure of that..."
Neal Steal-"I bet that's exactly what Swift was doing."
David Saturn-"Well you can't really blame RCH for doing what he did but Swift didn't appreciate being stomped like that. The big story here however is the new CRASH Champion...Gemini! We will be back with a brutal hardcore match between two sick individuals...NEXT!"
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Toxic Maddox is already in the ring as we return from commercial.
Neal Steal-"Certainly two men who won't mind beating the hell out of each other..."
David Saturn-"Well I can't speculate on how far these two men might go to win this...we could see any manner of things here!"
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
As Tracy makes his way onto the ramp suddenly RED RANDAL attacks from behind! Randal tosses Adkins off the stage onto the concrete below!!!
David Saturn-"MY GOD! Randal throws Adkins to the concrete with a sickening thud!"
Neal Steal-"Now that wasn't called for..."
David Saturn-"Adkins attacked him...now look at this vulture Maddox. I don't feel sorry for Adkins but this match does not really need anything further to show its over..."
Neal Steal-"Its been brutal that's for sure and we have only seen one move!"
Randal leaves as EMTS check on Tracy who is motionless on the floor. Toxic makes his way up the ramp and stares at Adkins. Suddenly he leaps off the stage dropping a big elbow on Adkins! Spectacular move but also stupid since Toxic will feel some effects from that. The ref makes the count...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: TOXIC MADDOX
David Saturn-"Well we apologise for that...hardly an ironman contest that..."
Neal Steal-"Well you can blame Randal for that cowardly assault. Randal a man who submitted earlier...and the man who submitted on Tracy's behalf without his consent..."
David Saturn-"Well Adkins is unconscious...if he was conscious he would probably get to his feet..."
Neal Steal-"I wonder where Robert is..."
David Saturn-"Carr must be undergoing the final preparation for his match with Sho which is coming up NEXT!!!"
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To no music but to a chorus of cheers Roberto Maggia makes his way down the ramp. Steal looks disgusted as Maggia approaches the announce table looking donwn at the floor. Saturn shakes Maggia's hand as the CEO and 50% owner takes a seat...
David Saturn-"Well Roberto Maggia out here unexpected but I'm not complaining...
Roberto Maggia-“Glad to be hear David.”
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure you have a lot to say Steal?"
Steal looks at the ground refusing to say a word to Saturn or Maggia...
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Roberto Maggia-“Big opportunity for Robert tonight.”
David Saturn-"Well can't accuse you of not giving people chances..."
Roberto Maggia-“ Well, I’d like to consider myself to be a fair man.”
David Saturn-"Anyway I'm sure you must be out here with a major purpose as its the first time we have had you on commentary...
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Well Steal time for you to rant about cahoots..."
Neal Steal-...........................
Roberto Maggia-“Wow Neal, I’ve never heard you do such great commentary. Keep it up.”
David Saturn-"Have you heard from Silvio this past week at all?"
Roberto Maggia-“No, I haven’t. However, I’m sure the arrogant, lying bastard is cooking up some kind of filthy lie to continue trying to cover up the facts.
David Saturn-"What are you planning to do with the hardcore title so desecrated by Royal earlier tonight?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well desecrated is an understatement. I'm stripping Royal of the title and evidently he isn't devastated by that. Who knows when it might return we will have to wait and see..."
Fast start as Sho going right to work on Carr with rights. He takes Carr down with a big right. Sho drives Carr face first into the corner. Sho whips Carr off the ropes and hits a crossbody followed by a barrage of right hands. Sho with consecutive forearms to Carr’s head. Sho picks Carr up and delivers a tiger suplex! 1,2...and Carr kicks out. Carr writhing in pain on the mat...
Roberto Maggia-“I consider myself to be unbiased, but I do admire the skill set of Kris Destiny.
Neal Steal (whispering)-"liar..."
David Saturn-"What was that Steal...anyway Roberto what's the announcement..."
Roberto Maggia-“I have decided on a stipulation for the World Title match at Thunderstorm. Fa Sho will defend against Royal in a No Holds Barred Match! With me as the special ref!”
Sho once again brings Carr to his feet. This time he dumps Carr out of the ring. Sho follows slamming Sho face first into the steel steps. Sho pounds on Carr again with right hands. Carr attempts to fight back with rights of his own. The ref tries to intervene and Carr shoves him aside. Carr takes this opportunity to hit Sho in the knee with a chair, unbeknownst to the ref who is getting to his feet.
Neal Steal-"CONSPIRACY! You are not even attempting to hide it! This is a disgrace!"
David Saturn-"Now that is a monumental announcement! Shame it ensured Steal wasn't silent for long...Carr using a chair there ref!"
Roberto Maggia-“Despite what you may believe Neal, I intend to call this right down the middle. My presence is simply to ensure the best man wins.”
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Mr Royal won't stand for this. They won't tolerate these lies you're going down soon Maggia..."
David Saturn-"No Holds Barred as well this is going to be one hell of a PPV...speaking of Hell I heard he might be back by that show..."
Roberto Maggia-“Hopefully Hell does return. He is a great roster member. And as for you Neal, Silvio and Royal don’t have the clout you think they do in that warped mind of yours. My decision is final and they have no choice but to stand for it.”
Sho maybe fortunate he wasn't disqualified there and Carr certainly would have been had the ref spotted that chair attack. Carr sends Sho back into the ring. Carr pulls Sho towards the ring post and bashes the same knee (as hit with the chair) into it. Carr then does it again and Sho rolls out of the ring. Carr follows and Sho fights back with right hands, but Carr regains control by raking the eyes.
David Saturn-"Carr taking a leaf out of Rusty's playbook..."
Neal Steal-"Now you stop insulting Rusty the man who has kept everything running smoothly tonight. It is disgusting Saturn that you suck up to somebody who admits to blackmail!"
Roberto Maggia-“Have you met yourself, Neal? Royal, and especially Silvio have committed much worse and you have no problem with firmly plastering your lips to their rear ends.”
Neal Steal-"You know Maggia is a fictional international crime syndicate in comics. Well we are seeing the non-fictional criminal Maggia here..."
David Saturn-"Now thats slander..."
Roberto Maggia-“Oh, David, don’t even give him the benefit of a response to such nonsense.”
Carr then rolls Sho back into the ring. Now in the ring, Carr backs Sho into the corner and begins delivering right hands. He then hits Sho in the gut with a barrage of kicks. Carr takes the time to taunt the crowd which may be a mistake. Carr then goes for a dropkick in the corner, but Sho dodges, leaving Carr to drive his own manhood into the ring post! Ouch!
David Saturn-"Carr has some balls after all!"
Roberto Maggia-“Well, at least he did…perhaps not after that.”
Neal Steal-"I should have kept silent like Mr Megala did when he walked out a vindicated man last week. That's what men of honour do Maggia they don't resort to blackmail. Its not Mr Megala'a fault your Mum died..."
Roberto Maggia-“However, it IS your fault that your own mother hates your guts, Neal.”
David Saturn-"Ha ha. How are you and your Mom getting on these days Steal? We should be focusing more on this...what do you think Sho will think of your presence as referee? Its obvious what Royal will think..."
Carr is in tremendous pain, and Sho taunts him before delivering a stomp to the head. He then goes to the outside of the ring and pulls Carr's manhood into the turnbuckle. Sho does it again grinning as Carr screams in pain. Sho rolls back into the ring and taunts Carr again before stomping a mudhole in him.
David Saturn-"Are you becoming annoyed at all by Sho's continued paranoia towards you?"
Neal Steal-"This is not about this paper champion...Mr Royal is being cheated here..."
Roberto Maggia-“It is somewhat annoying to me that the man has pinned me as the enemy, but, at the same time, it’s understandable. As World Champion, he is a marked man and may feel everyone is out to get him.”
Neal Steal-"You're only ignoring my last comment because you know its the truth!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho going for the kill!"
Sho picks Carr up, taunts him and delivers the DROP OF DESTINY!!! Sho covers...1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Well its an understatement to say Sho has Carr's number...wait its Royal!!!"
ANTHONY ROYAL enters the ring and looks to clobber Sho with a clothesline, but Sho ducks and uses Royal’s own momentum to toss him over the top rope and out of the ring. Royal gets up fuming and looks as if he wants to get back into the ring. However, he quickly realizes he has no advantage here, and instead turns his attention to Maggia glaring at him with hateful eyes, then looks back at Sho, who at this point is also giving an untrusting glare to Maggia. How will Sho react when he himself hears that Maggia will be the special ref at the PPV? All three men glare uneasily at each other as AWR goes off the air.
LIVE!
FROM THE PYRAMID, MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"We are LIVE from Memphis as AWR presents CRASH Tv! Tonight we will see the AWR debut of Gemini as he wrestles RCH for the CRASH Title!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is in the building and we will see the legendary Rusty Axel in action!"
David Saturn-"That will be against the man Rusty has badmouthed in recent weeks Jay Swift. We will also see what could be a sick hardcore contest between Toxic Maddox and Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"The paper World champion Fa Sho takes on a healthy Robert Carr..."
David Saturn-"The legendary Slick Doctor will be in action when he takes on Red Randal. Also it is rumored Roberto Maggia will have a BIG announcement..."
Neal Steal-"More lies is it? Don't you have to say MASSIVE announcement where that egotist is concerned..."
David Saturn-"Well the arena is now being filled with the sound of Rusty's ridiculous entrance theme..."
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From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Well the time for talking is over and these men are going to settle things in the ring. It was a needless dispute in the first place initiated by Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty started nothing all he did was evaluate Swift in his paid position as head of talent relations..."
David Saturn-"His comments were unresearched and disrespectful. It was funny to see Rusty drone on about training schools and Swift noted his background in amateur wrestling. As usual we are unlikely to see a mat clinic from Rusty here..."
Neal Steal-"Well it won't be a clinic because there won't be time for one. Rusty is going to make this swift...no pun intended ha ha ha ha ha! What are you doing Swift you cheater Rusty isn't ready yet!"
Swift wastes no time sliding into the ring and going after Rusty who bails. Swift follows and begins an assault with forearms backing Rusty into the barricade. Rusty momentarily reverses this and delivers a chop, but Swift sends him right back against the barricade and lays in the forearms. The match hasn’t even officially begun yet, as both men have not been in the ring for the bell to ring.
Neal Steal-"What a coward charging at Rusty and trying to take him by surprise. Well nothing surprises Rusty when it comes to rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Swift did nothing wrong and clearly he wants to teach Rusty a very painful lesson! This indeed could be Swift..."
Neal Steal-"That is not a rasslin move! They didn't even have barriers like that in Rusty's prime..."
David Saturn-"Swift really taking it to Rusty here. A lot of fire here from Swift..."
Swift sends Rusty into the barricade again. He then hops on the apron and leaps off with a kick to the jaw that sends Rusty right over the barricade and into the crowd. Swift leaves Rusty hanging on the barricade and hits a spinning leg drop right across the neck. He then tosses Rusty into the ring to start the match. As Rusty stumbles to his feet, Swift heads to the top rope.
Neal Steal-"Get down off that rope coward! See he knows Rusty will tie him in knots on the mat..."
David Saturn-"Are you that ignorant? Swift is an accomplished amateur wrestler what amateur titles does Rusty have?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty went right to the pros! There's no money in amateur rasslin that's why Rusty didn't do it..."
David Saturn-"So you're saying Rusty is motivated by money not by a love of wrestling?"
He comes off with a missile dropkick hitting Rusty full on the jaw. Swift with stomps then does a lionsault off the ropes. Cover by Swift, 1…2…kickout. Rusty to his knees and he is begging off. Swift however is having none of it and drop kicks Rusty in the face. Swift backs Rusty into the corner with forearms but Rusty catches him with a thumb to the eye.
Neal Steal-"I never said that at all...ha ha! Rusty caught him good there!"
David Saturn-"A classic Rusty move. What stunning precision it takes to poke someone in the eye..."
Neal Steal-"Well the action is fast...."
David Saturn-"There's an eyerake...such a clinic here I am so privileged to witness it..."
Eyerake by Rusty but Swift right back to forearms and he has Rusty in the corner. Whip to the opposite corner and Rusty stumbles forwards falling flat on his face. Swift kicking ass here and Rusty as usual is left looking like a fool. Still he has shown a little resilience and toughness but its clear he's struggling to keep up with the pace set by Swift.
David Saturn-"Swift is schooled in a completely superior form of athletic wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty has wrestled 34 years even a legend loses a step or two after all that time. Once this is slowed down Rusty will take control...
David Saturn-"What exactly has he done? Swift did more in his first year than Rusty has done in 34..."
Neal Steal-"Swift had everything handed to him. Rusty was held down for years and never once complained. Now that's a man right there..."
Rusty may have a lousy record but it takes endurance to survive in wrestling for 34 consecutive years. More forearms by Swift and he whips Rusty across the ring and catches him with an enziguri. Swift mounts Rusty delivering right hands. Swift again backs Rusty into the corner and looks to whip him to the opposite corner but its reversed. Rusty charges, but gets caught with an elbow to the jaw.
Neal Steal-"Swift coming out here last week and talking without permission. Swift has already had a PPV named after himself which will take place from his hometown..."
David Saturn-"Well that was part of the contract..."
Neal Steal-"Swift made demands and Maggia bowed down to someone who hasn't paid his dues..."
David Saturn-"He has paid his dues you fool! Maggia made the offer first actually and of course Swift said yes. Who wouldn't want to wrestle on PPV in front of family and friends?"
Swift springboards off the ropes and hits yet another kick to the jaw. This has been virtually all Swift thus far. Cover, 1…2…Rusty kicks out. Rusty begs off again and tries to escape the ring. Swift grabs him from behind, but Rusty catches him with a low blow mule kick, with the ref’s view blocked by his body. Swift to his feet and Rusty takes him down with a chop block, looking to soften up the knee.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now we go to school!"
David Saturn-"Some actual strategy by Rusty here...but as usual very simplistic offence..."
Neal Steal-"Good, basic rasslin. This is rasslin 101 right here..."
David Saturn-"The referee not going to be intimidated by Rusty here despite his position. The only reason Rusty gets away with the stuff he does is because Silvio Megala is 50% owner and hired him..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia does not care about anything other than main events. Rusty treats every talent exactly same from top to bottom..."
Rusty stomps at the knee aggressively, using the ropes for leverage until the ref puts a stop to it. Rusty has Swift in the corner and wears him down with a big chop, followed by a barrage of rights and lefts. Swift is in a seated position and Rusty begins to choke the life out of him with his boot. Stomps by Rusty and then a blatant choke.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Choke the life out of him Rusty! Teach him some respect for rasslin!"
David Saturn-"Swift accusing Rusty of living in a timewarp. Rusty has been banged in the head one too many times he's so deluded..."
Neal Steal-"Get out Rusty's way the referee should be privileged he is this close to a legend..."
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure the referee is pleased to see Jay Swift up close in person..."
Rusty breaks at the ref’s four count. Kick to the ribs by Rusty and he brings Swift to his feet. Chops and right hands back Swift into the corner where Rusty puts Swift's knee in the ropes and yanks on it. The ref begins his count, 1, 2, 3, 4 and Rusty breaks. More chops to the chest now by Rusty and he again wears Swift down with a barrage of strikes.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Now come on Swift you don't have to suffer any more of this beating. Rusty is making a man out of you..."
David Saturn-"Jay Swift is all man and it will take more than a few decent shots to put him down!"
Neal Steal-"That referee poking his nose in again..."
David Saturn-"He is doing his job Steal..."
Rusty certainly has done an effective job of slowing the pace to a crawl, which definitely benefits him. Rusty backs off at the ref’s demand before dragging Swift to his feet and again putting him in the corner. Rusty tries to rake Swift with his boot laces across the face but Swift reacts with a forearm. Chops and forearms traded until Swift gets the advantage, but a thumb to the eye stops that.
David Saturn-"STUNNING WRESTLING! Nothing at all repetitive about Rusty's offence is there..."
Neal Steal-"Swift is lucky Rusty hasn't ripped his eyeball out. Some trainers used to do that back in old Rusty's day..."
David Saturn-"Well they were sick people who took protecting the business to the extreme..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly a closed business the likes of Swift wouldn't have got into back in old Rusty's day..."
Rusty then kicks Swift in the knee, taking him off his feet. Swift’s knee is hurting here. Rusty brings Swift to his feet and takes him back down with a chop block. Risty taunts Swift yelling "this is rasslin" before going back to work. More stomps to the knee, then back to the chest. Rusty gets Swift in the corner and assaults him with more right hands.
David Saturn-"My God! Rusty with a wrestling move..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty doing a sensational job of working on the back and knee. Rusty could cripple Swift at a seconds notice. That start by Swift was just Rusty luring him in giving the delusional Swift a false sense of confidence..."
David Saturn-"Well that's ridiculous..."
Rusty brings Swift to his feet and delivers a rare wrestling move...a backbreaker. Rusty then grabs the leg and applies a cross kneelock. He has it locked on and we are seeing some actual submission style wrestling from Rusty here! Even if this is quite a simplistic move! Swift's knee is clearly hurt and his shoulders are down, 1…2…he gets them up.
Neal Steal-"Its just a matter of time!"
David Saturn-"A 2 count is a long way from a 3 count..."
Neal Steal-"What a beautiful submission hold applied by Rusty here...Swift will be begging for mercy in a moment..."
David Saturn-"Its only a cross kneelock..."
Again the shoulders are down, 1…2…again Swift gets out. Swift is fighting and suddenly he reverses the hold into a Sharpshooter! Rusty fortunately is positioned close enough to the ropes. Swift breaks and he steps onto the apron. Swift is going to the top rope but Rusty cuts him off Sunset flip by Swift from the apron! Into the cover, 1…2...Rusty kicks out.
David Saturn-"Now that was close!"
Neal Steal-"A 2 count is a long way from a 3 count!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty again just luring Swift in here...Swift will be feeling cocky now thinking Rusty isn't just letting him get these two counts..."
Rusty looks for a hip toss, but Swift holds on and gets him with a backslide. Shoulders down again, 1…2…kickout. Forearms by Swift and he whips Rusty across the ring. Rusty hooks the top rope, stopping his momentum as Swift goes for a drop kick and crashes down back first to the mat. Rusty walks across the ring and pulls Swift up and slaps him across the face.
David Saturn-"How disrespectful!"
Neal Steal-"Damn right Swift has been disrespectful and he deserves to have the taste slapped out of his mouth! Slap him again Rusty...AH!"
David Saturn-"Swift getting nearer! Admit it Steal Rusty almost got caught out there..."
Neal Steal-"Greatest accomplishment of Swift's career getting a 2 count on the legendary Rusty Axel..."
David Saturn-"Good grief..."
Rusty goes for another slap but Swift suddenly executes an inside cradle! 1…2…and Rusty just escapes. Both men to their feet and Swift backs Rusty into the corner with forearms to the face. Swift whips Rusty into the opposite corner, charges in, but is taken down with an elbow to the face. Rusty stupidly heads to the top rope, but he’s too slow and Swift tosses him to the mat.
David Saturn-"Now even you must admit Rusty isn't a top rope specialist..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure if Rusty wanted to do a moonsault or something he would but his style his substance over flashy..."
David Saturn-"Well he better have some substance to his recent comments otherwise he will be left looking like an idiot..."
Neal Steal-"Now give it up Swift! This man does not know when he is beaten!"
Swift then delivers another lionsault! Cover, 1…2…Rusty gets a foot on the bottom rope. However it seems his luck may not last much longer! Enziguri by Swift takes Rusty down and Swift hangs Rusty over the top rope...THUNDERSTORM!!! Swift with the cover...1,2...3!!! Perhaps that will gain Rusty's respect not that it is worth a damn to anyone!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Swift wins and to anyone with a brain its no surprise!"
Neal Steal-"Damn that referee and his badly timed counts!"
David Saturn-"It was fair and square for christ sake!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty has been screwed here what a terrible injustice we have witnessed..."
David Saturn-"Well we will be back soon when we see s true legend in action...SLICK!"
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As we return from commercial we see AWR backstage interviewer Al Walters with Jay Swift...
Al Walters-"Well that was certainly an excellent performance and you must be pleased after Rusty's remarks..."
Before Swift can get a word out suddenly he is nailed from behind with a steel chair! Rusty stands over Swift and looks down at him with disdain. Rusty walks away as Swift lies face down on the floor...
David Saturn-"Now that wasn't called for! What a sore loser!"
Neal Steal-"Now be a man Swift and get up and shake Rusty's hand! Admit who the better man is...Rusty made a boi out of Swift with that ass kicking..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is the one who had his ass kicked right in front of this crowd. Rusty is pathetic...there's nothing sadder than seeing a wrestler past his prime...especially one who barely had a prime!"
Neal Steal-"What an affront it is to Rusty that he has to rassle on the same card as this idiot Slop who is about to come out here. Slop following Rusty Axel on a rasslin card hell has frozen over...wait a moment its Mr Royal...yahoo!"
Everyone’s attention turns to the big screen where we see Anthony Royal. Royal is sitting at a computer with his newly one Hardcore Championship resting on his shoulder. He begins speaking.
Royal: Maggia, I told you I didn’t want this Hardcore Championship. When you booked me in a match for it, I told you the only reason I was going to win it is to spite you. Well, now, I’m going to spite you just a tad bit more. Your ill-advised brain child, the AWR Hardcore Championship, was just sold to DragonMaster235 for $3.58. Say bye-bye Bobby.
Royal then takes the belt a places it into a nearby shipping box. After a few moments however, he takes it back out.
Royal: Silly me, I almost forgot. There is an extra fee for shipping and handling, so I better takes extra good care of it.
With that, Royal tosses the belt to the ground. He then walks out of frame and returns with a sledge hammer in hand. He bashes the belt multiple times, bending and cracking the plate. He then picks the belt up again and tosses it into the box. He smirks into the camera as the scene fades away.
David Saturn-"What an egomaniac. Treating that belt like garbage Maggia won't like that..."
Neal Steal-"Good. The less he likes it the better...Royal...I mean Mr Royal...giving that title the treatment that its worth..."
David Saturn-"Sounds like he sold it on Ebay what a pathetic thing to do...anyway enough about him lets focus back on the ring!"
VS
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Randal rehired then hopefully he will do a better job than he has against Slop in the past..."
David Saturn-"Randal with his work cut out because as usual Slick will be in fighting mood..."
Neal Steal-"As usual Slop will be in a drunken stupor..."
David Saturn-"The drunk jokes are as tired as Rusty's wrestling...though he did last a little longer with Swift than I expected. There's no shame that he lost to Swift..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"You treat Slop like a veteran but 12 years is nothing compared with 34..."
David Saturn-"Can we stop talking about Rusty now?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is professional rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Well this is Randal v Slick so who the hell cares what Rusty is...the only thing he was tonight was a beaten, outclassed man!"
Lockup and Randal lightly shoves Slick but with enough force to remind Slick he is physically stronger. Another lockup and Randal does the same thing trying to bully Slick a bit but that won't happen easily. These two men not new to each other of course. Third straight lockup and Randal attacks with clubbing right hands. Slick whipped off the ropes and he slides through Randal's legs on the rebound.
David Saturn-"Another match here where speed and technique may win out over basic offence...Randal certainly the stronger of the two men however..."
Neal Steal-"About time you highlight a Slop weakness...some sloppiness in his game..."
David Saturn-"Randal quite quick there actually..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think this will be the most cerebral contest..."
Randal quick to turn round however decking Slick with a clothesline. Randal could dominate this from a physical standpoint but he's also quick on his feet for a man his size. Of course its a shame he's not as quick when it comes to mind power. Slick whipped into the corner and Slick tries to jump out the way and land on his feet.
David Saturn-"Slick can brawl with the best of them but he knows he won't outpower Randal..."
Neal Steal-"He won't like being caught like that then! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Slick asking if SIN is still going and we may be about to get our answer..."
Neal Steal-"With any luck Tracy will do what he attempted to do a few months back and leave Slop deep fried!"
David Saturn-"Now why would you want to see someone set on fire? That poor bartender was left with permanent scars and Slick won't have forgotten that unprovoked assault..."
Randal however catches Slick and showcasing his strength easily slams Slick to the canvas. Randal grabs Slick's legs and delivers a big elbow to the lower midsection. Boos from the crowd as ROBERT CARR and TRACY ADKINS make their way to ringside. This isn't looking too good for Slick this could effectively be three on one.
Neal Steal-"Where's your buddy B-Man now Slop? Ha ha ha ha! See you can't rely on a drunk..."
David Saturn-"Yes shame on B-Man for having the audacity to get injured..."
Neal Steal-"B-Man is just drinking himself into oblivion because his return was a miserable failure..."
David Saturn-"If B-Man has had his last match he retired a champion. That is not failure..."
Slick is back up...and back down as Randal headbutts him. Slick whipped into the corner and Randal follows it up putting all his weight behind that charge. Randal moves Slick into the centre of the ring. Randal is setting up for a powerbomb here and that will perhaps be enough to put Slick away! However Robert Carr is on the apron. Not sure what Carr is doing there and Randal looks annoyed....
David Saturn-"Carr not exactly proving helpful there..."
Neal Steal-"Now stop blaming Carr and focus on the match Randal. You would have a better record if you focused on the matches..."
David Saturn-"First accurate thing you might have said tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Now look at Slop being a coward there..."
Slick with a chopblock from behind as Randal moans at Carr asking what he is doing. Slick working on the leg and goes to the outside. Slick slams Randal's leg into the apron and the ref loudly tells Slick to get back into the ring as he keeps working on Randal's knee. Slick puts Randal's head across the middle rope, charges and knees Randal in the shoulder. Slick taunts Randal then goes back to the leg.
David Saturn-"Slick certainly hoping to ground Randal. Maybe going for the ground and pound approach..."
Neal Steal-"You probably know what his strategy is. I saw yoy sucking up to him backstage earlier it makes me sick Saturn-"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! He's a friend..."
Neal Steal-"You should have been doing painstaking research for the show like me not busy talking to idiots like Slop..."
Slick is probably hoping to set Randal up for the Slick Stretch since it would be hard for him to lift a man Randal's size for the Doc-tore Driver. Slick misses as he tries to bring his weight down across Randal's knee. Slick ducks a clothesline, charges off the ropes but pretty much bounces off Randal's chest. Clothesline by Randal and Slick is in trouble as Randal goes to the top rope.
David Saturn-"Randal going to the top rope since he is so adept as a high flyer..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Randal has any high flying skill..."
David Saturn-"Sarcasm is lost on the dim...what is Adkins doing?"
Neal Steal-"Shaking the ropes it looks like..."
Suddenly Adkins shakes the ropes causing Randal to tumble to the mat. He is quickly back up and yells at Tracy demanding to know what Adkins is doing. The ref almost demands answers but Randal drops to his knees as Slick delivers a low blow from behind! Slick then applies the SLICKSTRETCH and Randal is left with little choice but to tap out!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: SLICK
Neal Steal-"Well I don't see what that was about...certainly they were not helping Slop..."
David Saturn-"Obviously not and it looks like we will get our answer..."
Neal Steal-"This does not look too good for Randal..."
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you have added 2 and 2 together that quick..."
Slick leaves as Randal gets back to his feet. Tracy and Robert Carr climb in the ring. Considering what happened during the match the crowd are not too surprised when both attack Randal. Both men stomp Randal and deliver a double spinebuster! Robert Carr climbs the top rope and leaps off not once but three times dropping the elbow twice then the leg on the third occasion. Then Carr calls for a Mic...
David Saturn-"Oh fantastic Carr going to address us..."
Neal Steal-"Stop talking over Robert and lets hear his perfectly good reason for attacking Randal...which I'm sure will be a perfectly good reason..."
Robert Carr: Red Randal I have been waiting to do this for a while now. You were stupid enough to believe SIN wanted your worthless ass back with them but you don't cross SIN and get away with it and above all you don't cross Robert Carr the way you did without paying a price. You don't tug on Superman's cape! You don't piss in the wind...AND you sure don't throw the towel in on Tracy Adkins!
Neal Steal-"Now there is the perfectly good reason!"
David Saturn-"Indeed and while Carr may have done the talking I'm sure this has been instigated by Tracy Adkins. Now come on that's enough this is 2 on 1..."
Neal Steal-"You have never even liked Randal..."
David Saturn-"He did nothing wrong with that towel last year. Infact it was probably the most intelligent thing Randal has done..."
Carr spits on Randal and then kicks him before he leaves. Tracy spits on him and follows Carr up the ramp. The scene goes back to the broadcast booth as EMTS come out to help Randal.
Neal Steal-"Well Randal you have lost a prime spot here you idiot!"
David Saturn-"Randal being attended to here...we will be back in a few moments as Gemini makes his AWR debut!"
Neal Steal-"...and the blunt hatchet warrior makes his first title defence..."
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From Miami, Florida...making his AWR debut...GEMINI!!!
David Saturn-"What an awesome reaction here!"
Neal Steal-"Trying a bit of sucking up here are you already?"
David Saturn-"I'm pointing out how the crowd are responding you fool..."
Neal Steal-"These fans should make Gemini earn a reaction..."
David Saturn-"They can cheer who they like..."
From the Dark Forest...RCH...333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Gemini right about one thing with all that nonsense he came out this past week...this guy RCH is like a child..."
David Saturn-"I thought it was an articulate, intelligent promo by Gemini..."
Neal Steal-"Look at this idiot...what sort of adult behaves like this clown here. RCH looks like he's a clown visiting a kids birthday party."
David Saturn-"He's the CRASH champion and he wants to remain the CRASH champion"
The crowd love RCH and cheer wildly as he climbs to the top rope waving the hatchet. Uncharacteristically he takes his eyes off Gemini who fires away with a rapid series of right hands. The crowd are rabid and Gemini is in a rabid mood here! Of course Gemini is not lacking in popularity either and many of these fans while typically former NIWF viewers are more than aware of THW.
Neal Steal-"What are these idiots getting so pent up about? Have they run out of booze or something..."
David Saturn-"They look very happy to me..."
Neal Steal-"Well who cares about the fans..."
David Saturn-"Why bring them up then!"
Both men are so fired up with this being RCH's first CRASH title defence and Gemini's AWR debut. RCH backed into the corner and as he slumps Gemini lays in some stomps. Gemini pulls RCH to his feet and delivers a hard chop to the throat. Whip to the opposite corner, Gemini follows but RCH gets in a kick to the midsection. RCH now firing away with right hands...
David Saturn-"What a fast start to this contest! Neither man afraid of the other as they battle it out for the CRASH title. Now these are people with respect for titles..."
Neal Steal-"That's why RCH is going on about the green CRASH title is it. That title is the AWR CRASH Title!"
David Saturn-"RCH and Gemini have met once a contest that Gemini won..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini better make sure he's fresh...how embarrassing it would be to lose to a clown like the blunt hatchet warrior..."
RCH shoots Gemini off the ropes and on the rebound Gemini knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge. Gemini charges off the ropes and RCH gets in a shot to the ribs. Gemini rebounds again and this time RCH catches him with a knee to the gut. RCH then chokes Gemini using the ropes until the ref steps in. RCH pulls Gemini up to his feet...
David Saturn-"Now this is what I like two men standing toe to toe back and forth..."
Neal Steal-"Stupid strategy throwing caution to the wind..."
David Saturn-"Well its a big match for both men but they know they are in for a tough night..."
Neal Steal-"Then they better not be so reckless..."
Gemini whipped off the ropes and on the rebound RCH catches him with his forearm. Gemini rammed face first into the corner and RCH rams his head into Gemini's ribs. Good thing it isn't the hatchet! RCH guiding Gemini into the centre of the ring connecting with a right hand. Gemini fights back with rights and RCH backed into the ropes.
"David Saturn-"There's no real hatred between these two men but this isn't really resembling a wrestling match. Such a huge match for both these competitors..."
Neal Steal-"Speaking of huge at least we haven't seen Pete tonight..."
David Saturn-"Can't believe you're mentioning someone like Pete during a match like this..."
Neal Steal-"At least RCH did something right beating that moron. Still RCH nor Gemini deserve to be CRASH champion..."
RCH pulls off a good move elevating Gemini over the top rope. This may break out into a nasty brawl here and Gemini has his head rammed into the announce table. RCH then tries to choke Gemini with a wire but Gemini uses the back of his boot to break free quickly. Gemini rams RCH head first into the announce table then pounds on RCH with right hands.
Neal Steal-"Now leave my monitor alone! I want to see the action..."
David Saturn-"Watch the monitor instead of the ring then...there's nothing wrong with your screen..."
Neal Steal-"Look at that clown headbutting the ringpost..."
David Saturn-"Didn't quite catch that was checking my own monitor still working but looked like RCH was thrown into it to me...
Gemini climbs onto the table and delivers a kneedrop. He then proceeds to introduce RCH to the ringpost head first. RCH stumbles forward and falls over the barricade. The ref chooses not to count knowing that will probably incite the rabid crowd. Despite RCH trying to choke Gemini with the wire he is not the type to try and get himself disqualified to save a title.
Neal Steal-"RCH trying to get himself disqualified here..."
David Saturn-"RCH would not want that and I think the referee is intelligent enough to distinguish between an attempt at being dq'ed and something else..."
Neal Steal-"It is highly illegal and this ref needs to follow the letter to the law. I couldn't give a damn who wins but we already saw Rusty lose due to bad refereeing earlier..."
David Saturn-"RCH signed to wrestle Jay Swift in Phoenix in a couple of weeks at Thunderstorm..."
Right hand by Gemini as he follows but RCH hits back with a flurry of kicks to the midsection. Gemini reacts by backdropping RCH on the solid floor! That won't do the spine much good and Gemini connects with a right hand knocking RCH back over the barricade. Gemini with a shot to the ribs and RCH gives as good as he gets. RCH tries to whip Gemini into the steel steps...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! What a fool RCH is..."
David Saturn-"Impressed by both these men here...an aggressive contest but no fear from either man..."
Neal Steal-"Gemini gloating about his wins in THW. Who cares if he beat that slob Bloodbath..."
David Saturn-"That's a accomplishment worth noting...Bloodbath was no easy task to get past..."
However it is reversed and RCH hits shoulder first. RCH drops to the floor and Gemini plays to the crowd a little bit. RCH face first into the ring steps which could be an expensive dental bill...no they are still there! Gemini with a hard knee to the face and another which knocks RCH back down. RCH rolled into the ring and Gemini lays in boots in the corner.
David Saturn-"Gemini a very serious competitor and he has a good head on his shoulders. Confident but not to the point of egotistical..."
Neal Steal-"Well he was right with some of the stuff he said about RCH I'll give him that..."
David Saturn-"Gemini certainly going to be a star here in the AWR. A tremendous signing by Maggia just like Jay Swift who of course beat Rusty Axel earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn..."
RCH pulled to his feet and whipped to the opposite corner. That was done with enough force to send RCH falling forwards down to the mat. Gemini methodically strolls forwards and delivers a hard boot to the head. RCH pulls himself up and Gemini with another solid shot. Both these men are excellent when it comes to the solidarity of their blows.
David Saturn-"Tremendous clothesline there! Excellent force and Gemini showing no ring rust at all!"
Neal Steal-"Well the competition was weak in THW..."
David Saturn-"Actually I would say from top to bottom the roster there was probably stronger and certainly not weak..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's a great advert for AWR Saturn..."
RCH whipped into the corner, charges back out but Gemini delivers a great clothesline! What a shot and Gemini then applies a sleeper hold. RCH extends his legs and manages to hook them across the bottom rope. Gemini decides to release as RCH reaches the ropes obviously planning a change of attack. Good move by Gemini as he drops his knee across RCH's elbow.
Neal Steal-"Has Gemini got a match for the PPV yet?"
David Saturn-"If he did we would have heard about it wouldn't we?"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! I don't like Gemini but at least he's going after the right areas!"
David Saturn-"What exactly has Gemini done? Is it because these people cheer him or because he beat Silvio when they wrestled? I think he did if I recall right..."
Fireman carry takeover and as RCH rises Gemini boots him in the face. RCH staggers into the corner and Gemini follows. RCH manages to deliver a knee to Gemini's midsection then unleashes some explosive right hands. RCH switches to kicks and whips Gemini off the ropes. Gemini charges back, ducks a clothesline but on the second rebound gets taken out by a flying elbow smash!
Neal Steal-"Here comes Rusty treating this crowd to an encore appearance!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes the illustrious Rusty who lost earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Most wrestlers who are in the opening match would have left by now. Rusty had to wrestle prelims most of his career and did so without a word of complaint to ungrateful promoters! Yet here he is still in the building putting the business first..."
David Saturn-"He might be head of talent relations but lets get the focus back on this tremendous match..."
RCH follows up with more right hands as Gemini follows up with more right hands. The crowd boo as RUSTY AXEL makes his way out with a notepad in hand. Gemini with a german suplex...1,2...and RCH kicks out. Rusty looks stoic fixing his "expert" eyes on Gemini. Suddenly JAY SWIFT comes up behind Rusty, spins him round and decks him in the face.
Neal Steal-"How dare you Swift! Look at the jealous Swift trying to make people forget how he was dominated earlier..."
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP STEAL! The viewers are not blind!"
Neal Steal-"Well Swift is blinded with envy! He's lucky to even breathe with Rusty's say so never mind attacking the legend!"
David Saturn-"Referee taking a nasty shot there..."
Meanwhile in the ring the referee is knocked down as Gemini accidentally catches him with a roundhouse kick. RCH ducked that move but Gemini knocks him down with a clothesline. Rusty runs into the ring to get away from Swift and shoves Gemini out the way. Gemini falls banging his head on the ringpost. RCH is back to his feet as Swift stalks Rusty into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Get out the ring Swift! Look at Rusty trying to ensure this match goes as scheduled..."
David Saturn-"RUSTY ENTERED THE RING YOU IMBECILE!"
Neal Steal-"Well he knew Swift was going to enter it trying to get the spotlight on himself..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...RCH just saw Swift!"
Spotting an opportunity Rusty shoves Swift causing him to bump into RCH. Taken by surprise RCH decks Swift with a right hand then stomps him. Swift drops to the floor and RCH then spots Rusty. Over the top rope goes Rusty courtesy of RCH as Gemini gets back to his feet. Gemini charges off the ropes and RCH ducks a clothesline.
David Saturn-"RCH taken by surprise there and he thought Swift was out here for him!"
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty was out here to stop Swift interfering..."
David Saturn-"Swift came out here for Rusty after being blindsided with that chair earlier!"
Neal Steal-"Well Swift should have taken it like a man...not the boy he is!"
RCH then charges off the ropes himself but Swift grabs his ankle. Swift is clearly pissed off that he was attacked by RCH while going after Rusty. Of course RCH was not to know that. Swift climbs onto the apron and RCH tries to grab him but Swift decks him with a right hand. RCH staggers and FEELS THE BURN!!! Gemini with the cover as the ref is back to his feet...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: GEMINI
Neal Steal-"Swift just screwed RCH!"
David Saturn-"A series of unfortunate events there. Swift certainly didn't come out with the intention of screwing RCH I'm sure of that..."
Neal Steal-"I bet that's exactly what Swift was doing."
David Saturn-"Well you can't really blame RCH for doing what he did but Swift didn't appreciate being stomped like that. The big story here however is the new CRASH Champion...Gemini! We will be back with a brutal hardcore match between two sick individuals...NEXT!"
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Toxic Maddox is already in the ring as we return from commercial.
Neal Steal-"Certainly two men who won't mind beating the hell out of each other..."
David Saturn-"Well I can't speculate on how far these two men might go to win this...we could see any manner of things here!"
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
As Tracy makes his way onto the ramp suddenly RED RANDAL attacks from behind! Randal tosses Adkins off the stage onto the concrete below!!!
David Saturn-"MY GOD! Randal throws Adkins to the concrete with a sickening thud!"
Neal Steal-"Now that wasn't called for..."
David Saturn-"Adkins attacked him...now look at this vulture Maddox. I don't feel sorry for Adkins but this match does not really need anything further to show its over..."
Neal Steal-"Its been brutal that's for sure and we have only seen one move!"
Randal leaves as EMTS check on Tracy who is motionless on the floor. Toxic makes his way up the ramp and stares at Adkins. Suddenly he leaps off the stage dropping a big elbow on Adkins! Spectacular move but also stupid since Toxic will feel some effects from that. The ref makes the count...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: TOXIC MADDOX
David Saturn-"Well we apologise for that...hardly an ironman contest that..."
Neal Steal-"Well you can blame Randal for that cowardly assault. Randal a man who submitted earlier...and the man who submitted on Tracy's behalf without his consent..."
David Saturn-"Well Adkins is unconscious...if he was conscious he would probably get to his feet..."
Neal Steal-"I wonder where Robert is..."
David Saturn-"Carr must be undergoing the final preparation for his match with Sho which is coming up NEXT!!!"
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To no music but to a chorus of cheers Roberto Maggia makes his way down the ramp. Steal looks disgusted as Maggia approaches the announce table looking donwn at the floor. Saturn shakes Maggia's hand as the CEO and 50% owner takes a seat...
David Saturn-"Well Roberto Maggia out here unexpected but I'm not complaining...
Roberto Maggia-“Glad to be hear David.”
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure you have a lot to say Steal?"
Steal looks at the ground refusing to say a word to Saturn or Maggia...
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Roberto Maggia-“Big opportunity for Robert tonight.”
David Saturn-"Well can't accuse you of not giving people chances..."
Roberto Maggia-“ Well, I’d like to consider myself to be a fair man.”
David Saturn-"Anyway I'm sure you must be out here with a major purpose as its the first time we have had you on commentary...
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Well Steal time for you to rant about cahoots..."
Neal Steal-...........................
Roberto Maggia-“Wow Neal, I’ve never heard you do such great commentary. Keep it up.”
David Saturn-"Have you heard from Silvio this past week at all?"
Roberto Maggia-“No, I haven’t. However, I’m sure the arrogant, lying bastard is cooking up some kind of filthy lie to continue trying to cover up the facts.
David Saturn-"What are you planning to do with the hardcore title so desecrated by Royal earlier tonight?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well desecrated is an understatement. I'm stripping Royal of the title and evidently he isn't devastated by that. Who knows when it might return we will have to wait and see..."
Fast start as Sho going right to work on Carr with rights. He takes Carr down with a big right. Sho drives Carr face first into the corner. Sho whips Carr off the ropes and hits a crossbody followed by a barrage of right hands. Sho with consecutive forearms to Carr’s head. Sho picks Carr up and delivers a tiger suplex! 1,2...and Carr kicks out. Carr writhing in pain on the mat...
Roberto Maggia-“I consider myself to be unbiased, but I do admire the skill set of Kris Destiny.
Neal Steal (whispering)-"liar..."
David Saturn-"What was that Steal...anyway Roberto what's the announcement..."
Roberto Maggia-“I have decided on a stipulation for the World Title match at Thunderstorm. Fa Sho will defend against Royal in a No Holds Barred Match! With me as the special ref!”
Sho once again brings Carr to his feet. This time he dumps Carr out of the ring. Sho follows slamming Sho face first into the steel steps. Sho pounds on Carr again with right hands. Carr attempts to fight back with rights of his own. The ref tries to intervene and Carr shoves him aside. Carr takes this opportunity to hit Sho in the knee with a chair, unbeknownst to the ref who is getting to his feet.
Neal Steal-"CONSPIRACY! You are not even attempting to hide it! This is a disgrace!"
David Saturn-"Now that is a monumental announcement! Shame it ensured Steal wasn't silent for long...Carr using a chair there ref!"
Roberto Maggia-“Despite what you may believe Neal, I intend to call this right down the middle. My presence is simply to ensure the best man wins.”
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Mr Royal won't stand for this. They won't tolerate these lies you're going down soon Maggia..."
David Saturn-"No Holds Barred as well this is going to be one hell of a PPV...speaking of Hell I heard he might be back by that show..."
Roberto Maggia-“Hopefully Hell does return. He is a great roster member. And as for you Neal, Silvio and Royal don’t have the clout you think they do in that warped mind of yours. My decision is final and they have no choice but to stand for it.”
Sho maybe fortunate he wasn't disqualified there and Carr certainly would have been had the ref spotted that chair attack. Carr sends Sho back into the ring. Carr pulls Sho towards the ring post and bashes the same knee (as hit with the chair) into it. Carr then does it again and Sho rolls out of the ring. Carr follows and Sho fights back with right hands, but Carr regains control by raking the eyes.
David Saturn-"Carr taking a leaf out of Rusty's playbook..."
Neal Steal-"Now you stop insulting Rusty the man who has kept everything running smoothly tonight. It is disgusting Saturn that you suck up to somebody who admits to blackmail!"
Roberto Maggia-“Have you met yourself, Neal? Royal, and especially Silvio have committed much worse and you have no problem with firmly plastering your lips to their rear ends.”
Neal Steal-"You know Maggia is a fictional international crime syndicate in comics. Well we are seeing the non-fictional criminal Maggia here..."
David Saturn-"Now thats slander..."
Roberto Maggia-“Oh, David, don’t even give him the benefit of a response to such nonsense.”
Carr then rolls Sho back into the ring. Now in the ring, Carr backs Sho into the corner and begins delivering right hands. He then hits Sho in the gut with a barrage of kicks. Carr takes the time to taunt the crowd which may be a mistake. Carr then goes for a dropkick in the corner, but Sho dodges, leaving Carr to drive his own manhood into the ring post! Ouch!
David Saturn-"Carr has some balls after all!"
Roberto Maggia-“Well, at least he did…perhaps not after that.”
Neal Steal-"I should have kept silent like Mr Megala did when he walked out a vindicated man last week. That's what men of honour do Maggia they don't resort to blackmail. Its not Mr Megala'a fault your Mum died..."
Roberto Maggia-“However, it IS your fault that your own mother hates your guts, Neal.”
David Saturn-"Ha ha. How are you and your Mom getting on these days Steal? We should be focusing more on this...what do you think Sho will think of your presence as referee? Its obvious what Royal will think..."
Carr is in tremendous pain, and Sho taunts him before delivering a stomp to the head. He then goes to the outside of the ring and pulls Carr's manhood into the turnbuckle. Sho does it again grinning as Carr screams in pain. Sho rolls back into the ring and taunts Carr again before stomping a mudhole in him.
David Saturn-"Are you becoming annoyed at all by Sho's continued paranoia towards you?"
Neal Steal-"This is not about this paper champion...Mr Royal is being cheated here..."
Roberto Maggia-“It is somewhat annoying to me that the man has pinned me as the enemy, but, at the same time, it’s understandable. As World Champion, he is a marked man and may feel everyone is out to get him.”
Neal Steal-"You're only ignoring my last comment because you know its the truth!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho going for the kill!"
Sho picks Carr up, taunts him and delivers the DROP OF DESTINY!!! Sho covers...1, 2, 3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Well its an understatement to say Sho has Carr's number...wait its Royal!!!"
ANTHONY ROYAL enters the ring and looks to clobber Sho with a clothesline, but Sho ducks and uses Royal’s own momentum to toss him over the top rope and out of the ring. Royal gets up fuming and looks as if he wants to get back into the ring. However, he quickly realizes he has no advantage here, and instead turns his attention to Maggia glaring at him with hateful eyes, then looks back at Sho, who at this point is also giving an untrusting glare to Maggia. How will Sho react when he himself hears that Maggia will be the special ref at the PPV? All three men glare uneasily at each other as AWR goes off the air.