Post by Slick Doctor on Aug 21, 2013 23:59:38 GMT -4
Scene opens at a carnival, where we see Slick playing a game. The object of the game is to shoot the clown in the mouth with a watergun, and the first to do wins a prize. As the game is about to start, Slick spies a couple of babes and gives them the wink and air gun. The game starts and Slick, while never taking his eyes of the babes, beats a couple of young kinds handily. He wins a stuffed bear, and goes over to the women to give it to them, and possibly get something in return. Slick then notices the AWR cameras, and turns to them.
Slick: Man you guys got a PHD, playa haters degree. Now I know you want to get the skinny on how I have been training to fight the Hatchet Warrior rip-off, the Toxic Crusader. Now the Hatchet Man, I got respect for. Me and him have had some good times in the ring. But this rip-off RCH3, Mr Toxic breath himself, now I have no respect for him. He's worse than Playboy Pete, a clear fake version of a true AWR superstar. It must suck to not even have a gimmick, or a personality to stand on your own.
A clown passes by Slick, and makes a balloon dog for him. The clown then gestures Slick to smell the flower on his lapel, and as Slick does he gets a squirt of water in his face. Slick looks angry, then throws his arm around the clowns shoulder in laughter.
Slick: Hahaha. Toxey, you are a clown. And clowns make me laugh. Having to face you in the ring makes me laugh. Some people need to hide under a veil, under a mask, because of who knows what. Toxey, call me the Caped Crusader this week because I am gonna put a bat-a-rang up your ass. You are a poser, but this week the only pose you will see is me posing in victory. . . .
Now where did those chickas go . . .
Slick goes in chase of some tail. Scene fades
Slick: Man you guys got a PHD, playa haters degree. Now I know you want to get the skinny on how I have been training to fight the Hatchet Warrior rip-off, the Toxic Crusader. Now the Hatchet Man, I got respect for. Me and him have had some good times in the ring. But this rip-off RCH3, Mr Toxic breath himself, now I have no respect for him. He's worse than Playboy Pete, a clear fake version of a true AWR superstar. It must suck to not even have a gimmick, or a personality to stand on your own.
A clown passes by Slick, and makes a balloon dog for him. The clown then gestures Slick to smell the flower on his lapel, and as Slick does he gets a squirt of water in his face. Slick looks angry, then throws his arm around the clowns shoulder in laughter.
Slick: Hahaha. Toxey, you are a clown. And clowns make me laugh. Having to face you in the ring makes me laugh. Some people need to hide under a veil, under a mask, because of who knows what. Toxey, call me the Caped Crusader this week because I am gonna put a bat-a-rang up your ass. You are a poser, but this week the only pose you will see is me posing in victory. . . .
Now where did those chickas go . . .
Slick goes in chase of some tail. Scene fades