Post by RCH3 on Aug 28, 2013 21:11:35 GMT -4
We open up with the Hatchet Warrior inside a kitchen as always the Hatchet Warrior has on he’s Warrior paint and Wig flipper in hand. You know the Hatchet he carry’s around. We also see next to him a swifter sweeper.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Boy’s and girls and bitch boys around the world welcome to the Chopping Block with the greatest host in the world that mother fucker who just loves to flip wigs none other then the one and only…. RCH3.… The Hatchet Warrior and he’s co-host which is always with the Hatchet Warrior the sharpest and almost the sexiest member of AWR…… WIG FLIPPER!
RCH3 rises of the Hatchet Warrior as a stage sound of clapping is heard.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Now on the Chopping block these week is none other then Jay Swifter or as he’s fans calling him Swifter Sweeper. Lets all give him a hand folks
RCH3 grabs the sweeper and rises it up but this time the stage sounds is not played
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Oh come on folks lets make Mr. Swifter feel welcome here on the Chopping Block who knows maybe a wig will get flipped
Now the stages clapping is played and the Hatchet Warrior smiles
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
See the Hatchet Warrior always knows what the AWR fans want and that’s to see wigs go flying. Which is why the Hatchet Warrior is the most talked about superstar among anyone on the roster. Sure most people would think that is the AWR World Champion Fo Sho… well it’s not… .Do you see Fo Sho out there having a match every night like the Hatchet Warrior has… NO… since he’s the AWR World Champion he feels he’s better then everyone else and doesn’t have to give the AWR fans what they have paid for a GREAT wrestling match. Well that’s just what the Hatchet Warrior has done each and every night since AWR has come back. Win or lose the Hatchet Warrior matches have been the best and the most watched. Lets get back to are guess here on the chopping block… Mr. Swifter. You are the man the Hatchet Warrior is facing this week at AWR big PPV… “Thunderstorm” which some how is named after you Swifter… how are you a thunderstorm? Nothing about you makes me even think there is a storm coming and the Hatchet Warrior should run and hide from being struck by lighting. Well the Hatchet Warrior is never one to run from a fight Swifter and you should already know these. Bring the storm down on the Hatchet Warrior. Bring the god damn lighting bitch boy the Hatchet Warrior will just laughing and dance around in the rain holding Wig Flipper high begging for you to strike me down. It’s just not going to happen, at the end of the day Swifter only one thing is going to happen and that’s your damn bitch ass wig is going to get flipped… You see Swifter it’s finally time for the Hatchet Warrior and Swifter to go toe to toe in the ring. Have to say Jay it’s been along time in the making for this match some would say. Both of us got are start in NIWF and well one got the axe and the other only stayed and became even a star. The Hatchet Warrior respect you for what you did over at THW for a long time you were the face of that place just like at one point the Hatchet Warrior was the face of NIWF. But it’s funny how once the Hatchet Warrior was on top it seemed as if there was nothing left for him… there were no more wigs to be flipped as the Hatchet Warrior had flipped them all to become the Unified Champion. Now sure the Unified title was not just handed to the Hatchet Warrior it took work… the Hatchet Warrior give he’s sweat and blood for NIWF and for the fans, and that day the Hatchet Warrior became World Champion the dream has finally come true. As that was the only reason the Hatchet Warrior did join NIWF to hold the Unified World title to join the list of many other greats that have held that title before. Sure we could go on and on with a list of names of people who did hold that title but the fact is you already know Jay.
RCH3 grabs the swifter sweeper and throws it out of view.
RCH3 "The Hatchet Warrior"
You want to bring up the fact that the Hatchet Warrior becoming Unified Champion didn’t do anything for NIWF.. Well you are wrong. As the Hatchet Warrior finally got a taste of behind the scenes of NIWF and well that was the reason the Hatchet Warrior had to “LOSE” the title .As other people had better plans for the Hatchet Warrior that didn’t have the Hatchet Warrior flipping wigs inside a ring. What happen is what happen there’s nothing the Hatchet Warrior can do about it. But at the end of the day Swifter the Hatchet Warrior name is still on the list of many that held the NIWF world title and your’s is not.
You did however did go on to win the THW world title and become one hell of a champion over there but that was just not the place for the Hatchet Warrior. Most people do remember the Hatchet Warrior’s small stay at THW and the push the Hatchet Warrior was give. Still the push was never asked for by the Hatchet Warrior, Gem wanted to the match and it just so happen the World title was thrown in the mix. The Hatchet Warrior did lose that match…. But go back and watch the tapes Swifter watch that match. The Hatchet Warrior may of lost that match but every god damn wig in that arena got flipped and that’s all the matters to the Hatchet Warrior. It was wrong to just leave but the Hatchet Warrior was needed else where and THW was not in need of the Hatchet Warrior. It almost seems you are a little upset the Hatchet Warrior didn’t face you after all both of us are found NIWF and hell it would have been one hell of a match. The thing was Swifter there was no need for it as never saw you as someone the Hatchet Warrior had to beat at the time. Things are a little bit different now bitch boy and the Hatchet Warrior guess you finally get your damn wish a match with Hatchet Warrior it’s just are you really ready for what you are about to get into my friend.
Swifter the past is really the past and everything that did happen back at NIWF and THW does matter. As really we never faced off. Never had that big match like we are about it. Now we could have had a match back at NIWF but really the Hatchet Warrior was not the same man he is today. Things have changed a lot for the Hatchet Warrior as at one point the Hatchet Warrior was that guy who just couldn’t find a win, yet that’s just how it goes sometimes you get put up against the best you are going to lose. Still that also is what helped make the Hatchet Warrior into the star he is today. Still Swifter go ahead and keep bring up the past as that’s all you really do bitch boy… Hey guys remember when I was champion and when I did this and blah blah.. .Really Swifter enough.. What happen at NIWF and THW is over… there fucking gone. Right now we are starting new. AWR is what matter.
Swifter the Hatchet Warrior saw you try to show everyone how you could make it in a Dark Forest in Arizona,,, You did not come to the Hatchet Warriors’ Dark Forest… Why is that Swifter… why else you are scared bitch boy. You already know what is coming for you bitch boy. The Hatchet Warrior could see it in your eye in that little promo. The fear of what’s to come at the hands of the Hatchet Warrior. Still the Hatchet Warrior thought it was funny. You can tell yourself all you want Swifter that you are not scared of the Hatchet Warrior and maybe… just maybe everyone will believe for a second, but when that damn bell rings at Thunderstorm and the crowd starts going nuts and you everyone in there screaming for the Hatchet Warrior everything will be very clear Swifter won’t they. You don’t screw over the Hatchet Warrior Swifter…. YOU DON’T BITCH BOY.. Just wait… JUST YOU WAIT. That wig of your’s is flipped… it’s FLIPPED YOU HEAR ME BITCH BOY…. NOW RUN…. RUN BOY BEFORE NONE OTHER THEN THE ONE AND MOTHER FUCKING ONLY GETS YOU….
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
And with that said it fades to green.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Boy’s and girls and bitch boys around the world welcome to the Chopping Block with the greatest host in the world that mother fucker who just loves to flip wigs none other then the one and only…. RCH3.… The Hatchet Warrior and he’s co-host which is always with the Hatchet Warrior the sharpest and almost the sexiest member of AWR…… WIG FLIPPER!
RCH3 rises of the Hatchet Warrior as a stage sound of clapping is heard.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Now on the Chopping block these week is none other then Jay Swifter or as he’s fans calling him Swifter Sweeper. Lets all give him a hand folks
RCH3 grabs the sweeper and rises it up but this time the stage sounds is not played
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Oh come on folks lets make Mr. Swifter feel welcome here on the Chopping Block who knows maybe a wig will get flipped
Now the stages clapping is played and the Hatchet Warrior smiles
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
See the Hatchet Warrior always knows what the AWR fans want and that’s to see wigs go flying. Which is why the Hatchet Warrior is the most talked about superstar among anyone on the roster. Sure most people would think that is the AWR World Champion Fo Sho… well it’s not… .Do you see Fo Sho out there having a match every night like the Hatchet Warrior has… NO… since he’s the AWR World Champion he feels he’s better then everyone else and doesn’t have to give the AWR fans what they have paid for a GREAT wrestling match. Well that’s just what the Hatchet Warrior has done each and every night since AWR has come back. Win or lose the Hatchet Warrior matches have been the best and the most watched. Lets get back to are guess here on the chopping block… Mr. Swifter. You are the man the Hatchet Warrior is facing this week at AWR big PPV… “Thunderstorm” which some how is named after you Swifter… how are you a thunderstorm? Nothing about you makes me even think there is a storm coming and the Hatchet Warrior should run and hide from being struck by lighting. Well the Hatchet Warrior is never one to run from a fight Swifter and you should already know these. Bring the storm down on the Hatchet Warrior. Bring the god damn lighting bitch boy the Hatchet Warrior will just laughing and dance around in the rain holding Wig Flipper high begging for you to strike me down. It’s just not going to happen, at the end of the day Swifter only one thing is going to happen and that’s your damn bitch ass wig is going to get flipped… You see Swifter it’s finally time for the Hatchet Warrior and Swifter to go toe to toe in the ring. Have to say Jay it’s been along time in the making for this match some would say. Both of us got are start in NIWF and well one got the axe and the other only stayed and became even a star. The Hatchet Warrior respect you for what you did over at THW for a long time you were the face of that place just like at one point the Hatchet Warrior was the face of NIWF. But it’s funny how once the Hatchet Warrior was on top it seemed as if there was nothing left for him… there were no more wigs to be flipped as the Hatchet Warrior had flipped them all to become the Unified Champion. Now sure the Unified title was not just handed to the Hatchet Warrior it took work… the Hatchet Warrior give he’s sweat and blood for NIWF and for the fans, and that day the Hatchet Warrior became World Champion the dream has finally come true. As that was the only reason the Hatchet Warrior did join NIWF to hold the Unified World title to join the list of many other greats that have held that title before. Sure we could go on and on with a list of names of people who did hold that title but the fact is you already know Jay.
RCH3 grabs the swifter sweeper and throws it out of view.
RCH3 "The Hatchet Warrior"
You want to bring up the fact that the Hatchet Warrior becoming Unified Champion didn’t do anything for NIWF.. Well you are wrong. As the Hatchet Warrior finally got a taste of behind the scenes of NIWF and well that was the reason the Hatchet Warrior had to “LOSE” the title .As other people had better plans for the Hatchet Warrior that didn’t have the Hatchet Warrior flipping wigs inside a ring. What happen is what happen there’s nothing the Hatchet Warrior can do about it. But at the end of the day Swifter the Hatchet Warrior name is still on the list of many that held the NIWF world title and your’s is not.
You did however did go on to win the THW world title and become one hell of a champion over there but that was just not the place for the Hatchet Warrior. Most people do remember the Hatchet Warrior’s small stay at THW and the push the Hatchet Warrior was give. Still the push was never asked for by the Hatchet Warrior, Gem wanted to the match and it just so happen the World title was thrown in the mix. The Hatchet Warrior did lose that match…. But go back and watch the tapes Swifter watch that match. The Hatchet Warrior may of lost that match but every god damn wig in that arena got flipped and that’s all the matters to the Hatchet Warrior. It was wrong to just leave but the Hatchet Warrior was needed else where and THW was not in need of the Hatchet Warrior. It almost seems you are a little upset the Hatchet Warrior didn’t face you after all both of us are found NIWF and hell it would have been one hell of a match. The thing was Swifter there was no need for it as never saw you as someone the Hatchet Warrior had to beat at the time. Things are a little bit different now bitch boy and the Hatchet Warrior guess you finally get your damn wish a match with Hatchet Warrior it’s just are you really ready for what you are about to get into my friend.
Swifter the past is really the past and everything that did happen back at NIWF and THW does matter. As really we never faced off. Never had that big match like we are about it. Now we could have had a match back at NIWF but really the Hatchet Warrior was not the same man he is today. Things have changed a lot for the Hatchet Warrior as at one point the Hatchet Warrior was that guy who just couldn’t find a win, yet that’s just how it goes sometimes you get put up against the best you are going to lose. Still that also is what helped make the Hatchet Warrior into the star he is today. Still Swifter go ahead and keep bring up the past as that’s all you really do bitch boy… Hey guys remember when I was champion and when I did this and blah blah.. .Really Swifter enough.. What happen at NIWF and THW is over… there fucking gone. Right now we are starting new. AWR is what matter.
Swifter the Hatchet Warrior saw you try to show everyone how you could make it in a Dark Forest in Arizona,,, You did not come to the Hatchet Warriors’ Dark Forest… Why is that Swifter… why else you are scared bitch boy. You already know what is coming for you bitch boy. The Hatchet Warrior could see it in your eye in that little promo. The fear of what’s to come at the hands of the Hatchet Warrior. Still the Hatchet Warrior thought it was funny. You can tell yourself all you want Swifter that you are not scared of the Hatchet Warrior and maybe… just maybe everyone will believe for a second, but when that damn bell rings at Thunderstorm and the crowd starts going nuts and you everyone in there screaming for the Hatchet Warrior everything will be very clear Swifter won’t they. You don’t screw over the Hatchet Warrior Swifter…. YOU DON’T BITCH BOY.. Just wait… JUST YOU WAIT. That wig of your’s is flipped… it’s FLIPPED YOU HEAR ME BITCH BOY…. NOW RUN…. RUN BOY BEFORE NONE OTHER THEN THE ONE AND MOTHER FUCKING ONLY GETS YOU….
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
And with that said it fades to green.