Post by TheDestroyerGemini on Sept 3, 2013 15:22:03 GMT -4
The scene fades in and we are at down the street from Broome County Veterans Memorial Arena, the location where Crash TV will be live this Thursday night. It’s a nice warm day, with few people walking up and down the street, many of them making their way to work while others are simply walking their children to school. In the park, we see Gemini sitting on the bench, wearing a red polo shirt with a pair of black pants, drinking a can of Coca Cola. After a few moments, he tosses the can in the garbage, takes a deep breath and lets it out as he begins to speak.
Gemini: Well when it’s all said and done, there’s only one thing that can be said. The Destroyer Gemini defeated Rusty Axel. For weeks, Rusty ran his mouth, spewing out crap about how Jay Swift and myself didn’t know anything about “rasslin”. He moaned and groaned about how we would come out to the ring and disrespect him just because we spoke about him. And even after he said he was going to teach us a lesson that we would never forget, he ends up losing not only to Swift, but ME. I’ll give you credit where it’s due Rusty. You brought damn near every cheating tactic you could possibly think of at Thunderstorm. You even blasted the hell out of me with the mic a few times and tried to embarrass me by trying to force me to say “I Quit” over the mic. But at the end of night, it wasn’t only you being forced to utter those humiliating words over the microphone, but it was also you that managed to get every single prediction wrong. Well, except for that Robert Carr match, you actually got that one right. But damn it man, one has to wonder where your skills are as Head of Talent Relations when you can’t even pick out an accurate prediction. But that’s that and that is over with. The most important thing here is that not only am I still undefeated at 3-0, but I am now the new #1 Contender to face Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny for the AWR World Championship at FEEL THE BURN in San Antonio, Texas.
It’s interesting to say the least because when I was spending time with some of my family and friends yesterday for Labor Day, my daughter giggled as she pointed at my AWR Crash Championship and it quickly made me think of one thing. If I happen to walk into FEEL THE BURN as the current AWR Crash Champion and defeat Kris Destiny to become the NEW AWR World Champion, then that would mean I would have no choice but to vacate the AWR Crash Championship. Now would that be a problem for me? Absolutely not! Let’s face it, who would want to be live out their entire AWR career as the Crash Champion? According to the record books, Lance Invictus is the only person in history who vacated the Crash Championship after winning the AWR World Championship. You guys want to know the cool coincidence to that? Lance defeated Kris Destiny to become Crash Champion, just like I’m going to beat Kris Destiny at FEEL THE BURN to become the AWR World Champion. But that’s a few weeks away. This week, I defend both my undefeated record and AWR Crash Championship against Playboy Pete.
Gemini takes a moment to laugh and then continues.
Gemini: Playboy Pete…Playboy Pete…what on earth can I possibly say about you? For starters, it seems to me as if you’ve had quite the run in with Naughty Ned. I mean that poor soul can get enough of you. Naughty Ned has gotten into your head so much, probably in more ways than one, that you actually think I have something that belongs to you AND actually think I beat you for it. Well let’s set the record straight. I understand that you may feel the AWR Crash Championship belongs to you due to the fact that you once held the title. HOWEVER, as true as it is to say that I’ve worked hard to hold onto this title, I’ll point out the fact that I was not the one who beat you for the title. I defeated the Hatchet Warrior in what turned out to be one hell of a thriller to win the title. But while we’re on the topic of working hard to retain championships, let me ask you an important question that I really want you to think about? Do you honestly have what it takes to beat me and secure your legacy as a 2x AWR Crash Champion? Robert Carr damn sure thought he did two weeks ago and he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Now what can you bring to the plate that I haven’t already experienced? I mean I know that you’re sort of entitled to a rematch for the Crash title after losing it to the Hatchet Warrior….but look at you. You look like a sloppy joe sandwich dripping on the ground. I know when you fought Slick a few weeks back, you bragged about coming back from Japan undefeated, but let’s be real. I think we can both agree on the fact that sumo wrestling is not as difficult as actual wrestling in the USA. That’s typically why most fat guys like you try out for that sport. All they need to do is use their strength overpower their opponent out of the damn circle their standing in.
Now, I’m not saying that you don’t have what it takes to win here buddy because obviously you must know how to do a little something if you were able to hold the AWR Crash Championship at one point in your career. But the bottom line is that you’re not facing some hotshot noobie or out of shape has been who’s only strength is to speak people into the building with the crap he shouts over the mic. You’re facing a veteran that has over 3 years of experience in this business. You’re facing somebody who is always improving, looking for ways to become the greatest wrestler in the world. You’re facing the one guy that’s going to help start a new revolution and raise the status bar for this company. You, Playboy Pete are facing The Destroyer himself. So you better get your ass in the gym and start doing some cardio exercises because playtime is over! There’s no fun and games when facing someone like me in the ring. I just hope you can take the heat because on Thursday night, the ref will raise my hand up high as the AWR Crash Champion and NEXT AWR World Champion, while you on the other hand will be forced to FEEL…THE….BURN!
Gemini smirks as the scene fades to black.
Gemini: Well when it’s all said and done, there’s only one thing that can be said. The Destroyer Gemini defeated Rusty Axel. For weeks, Rusty ran his mouth, spewing out crap about how Jay Swift and myself didn’t know anything about “rasslin”. He moaned and groaned about how we would come out to the ring and disrespect him just because we spoke about him. And even after he said he was going to teach us a lesson that we would never forget, he ends up losing not only to Swift, but ME. I’ll give you credit where it’s due Rusty. You brought damn near every cheating tactic you could possibly think of at Thunderstorm. You even blasted the hell out of me with the mic a few times and tried to embarrass me by trying to force me to say “I Quit” over the mic. But at the end of night, it wasn’t only you being forced to utter those humiliating words over the microphone, but it was also you that managed to get every single prediction wrong. Well, except for that Robert Carr match, you actually got that one right. But damn it man, one has to wonder where your skills are as Head of Talent Relations when you can’t even pick out an accurate prediction. But that’s that and that is over with. The most important thing here is that not only am I still undefeated at 3-0, but I am now the new #1 Contender to face Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny for the AWR World Championship at FEEL THE BURN in San Antonio, Texas.
It’s interesting to say the least because when I was spending time with some of my family and friends yesterday for Labor Day, my daughter giggled as she pointed at my AWR Crash Championship and it quickly made me think of one thing. If I happen to walk into FEEL THE BURN as the current AWR Crash Champion and defeat Kris Destiny to become the NEW AWR World Champion, then that would mean I would have no choice but to vacate the AWR Crash Championship. Now would that be a problem for me? Absolutely not! Let’s face it, who would want to be live out their entire AWR career as the Crash Champion? According to the record books, Lance Invictus is the only person in history who vacated the Crash Championship after winning the AWR World Championship. You guys want to know the cool coincidence to that? Lance defeated Kris Destiny to become Crash Champion, just like I’m going to beat Kris Destiny at FEEL THE BURN to become the AWR World Champion. But that’s a few weeks away. This week, I defend both my undefeated record and AWR Crash Championship against Playboy Pete.
Gemini takes a moment to laugh and then continues.
Gemini: Playboy Pete…Playboy Pete…what on earth can I possibly say about you? For starters, it seems to me as if you’ve had quite the run in with Naughty Ned. I mean that poor soul can get enough of you. Naughty Ned has gotten into your head so much, probably in more ways than one, that you actually think I have something that belongs to you AND actually think I beat you for it. Well let’s set the record straight. I understand that you may feel the AWR Crash Championship belongs to you due to the fact that you once held the title. HOWEVER, as true as it is to say that I’ve worked hard to hold onto this title, I’ll point out the fact that I was not the one who beat you for the title. I defeated the Hatchet Warrior in what turned out to be one hell of a thriller to win the title. But while we’re on the topic of working hard to retain championships, let me ask you an important question that I really want you to think about? Do you honestly have what it takes to beat me and secure your legacy as a 2x AWR Crash Champion? Robert Carr damn sure thought he did two weeks ago and he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Now what can you bring to the plate that I haven’t already experienced? I mean I know that you’re sort of entitled to a rematch for the Crash title after losing it to the Hatchet Warrior….but look at you. You look like a sloppy joe sandwich dripping on the ground. I know when you fought Slick a few weeks back, you bragged about coming back from Japan undefeated, but let’s be real. I think we can both agree on the fact that sumo wrestling is not as difficult as actual wrestling in the USA. That’s typically why most fat guys like you try out for that sport. All they need to do is use their strength overpower their opponent out of the damn circle their standing in.
Now, I’m not saying that you don’t have what it takes to win here buddy because obviously you must know how to do a little something if you were able to hold the AWR Crash Championship at one point in your career. But the bottom line is that you’re not facing some hotshot noobie or out of shape has been who’s only strength is to speak people into the building with the crap he shouts over the mic. You’re facing a veteran that has over 3 years of experience in this business. You’re facing somebody who is always improving, looking for ways to become the greatest wrestler in the world. You’re facing the one guy that’s going to help start a new revolution and raise the status bar for this company. You, Playboy Pete are facing The Destroyer himself. So you better get your ass in the gym and start doing some cardio exercises because playtime is over! There’s no fun and games when facing someone like me in the ring. I just hope you can take the heat because on Thursday night, the ref will raise my hand up high as the AWR Crash Champion and NEXT AWR World Champion, while you on the other hand will be forced to FEEL…THE….BURN!
Gemini smirks as the scene fades to black.