Post by Jay Swift on Sept 4, 2013 23:35:49 GMT -4
The scene fades in and we see Jay Swift inside of a promo studio. He’s clearly confident for a reason, and why shouldn’t he be? He got the biggest win of his AWR career so far against RCH3 last week in his hometown of Phoenix, Arizona. However, the homecoming has come to an end and now it’s time for him to move forward and continue his journey toward the AWR World Championship. He’s got a humorous smirk on his face as he begins to speak.
Jay Swift: I had to look around this place to see if there were any surveillance cameras. (laughs) By the way, to my new worldwide audience, I have only one thing to say to you. Thank you SO MUCH for caring about me as much as you do as I had no idea how many true fans I have out there in the world.
Swift pauses to laugh.
Jay Swift: Let the gossip spread. Anyway, on to matters that actually well, matter. Last week, I defeated RCH3 in order to extend my AWR undefeated streak to five and zero. RCH3, I have to give it to you man, you put up a hell of a fight and you gave me my biggest challenge of my AWR tenure to date. But ultimately RCH3, once again, you had a chance to grab a brass ring and once again you failed. But that’s all I am going to say about that since you and I are going to be tag team partners this week as we take on the team of Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins, two guys who I have already beaten in singles competition but I guess beating them again in a tag team match is going to be quite fun. I’m going to address Tracy first. Tracy, I guess you can say that I gave you what you wanted two weeks ago when you were begging me and pleading me to put you through so much pain. But at the same, you didn’t get the pain you expected. I bet you’re still hurting from two weeks ago. Sure, you managed to get a win over Red Randal. Oh wait, never mind, you couldn’t even do that. So, let’s talk about where you are right now, compared to me. Two weeks ago, I was already above you, then I beat you so I widened the gap between me and you. Since I beat you, I’ve gone on to beat RCH3 and you’ve lost once again. So, while I’m moving up Tracy, you’re stuck in the same spot that you’ve always been on.
Knowing how people like you operate Tracy, I’m surprised you’d even be willing to be tag team partners with ANYBODY. I say this because people like you aren’t exactly the kind of people that play well with others, you know what I mean? That being said, can you trust someone as pathetic and as untrustworthy and as selfish as Robert Carr? I don’t think you can an I’m going to get to that piece of shit in just a bit. You see Tracy, you already know what it’s like to feel that lethal electrocution and now you’re about to find out how deadly that second dose can be. You obviously don’t have a brain that you can call your own, considering that whatever brain you had was gone when you bashed your own head into those lockers during that poor excuse of a promo you cut last week. You want to talk about desperate for attention? I think you realize that you’re not what you believe you want to be or should be and thus you resort to doing such moronic stunts like bashing your head into a locker. When are you going to realize Tracy, that none of these ploys are ever going to work. You’re a sad, soulless, desperate excuse of a man and I can’t wait to once again, teach you that people like yourself aren’t exactly cut out for the wrestling business. As far as words I have against you Tracy, I think I’ve about used them all and don’t get me wrong, it was fun. But, now it’s time to get serious.
Swift pauses and a slight look of anger appears on his face.
Jay Swift: Robert Carr…DAMN! You must REALLY be bitter! I had no idea that you were such a sore loser. For those that have forgotten, let me remind you that on AWR’s first show back, I, Jay Swift, beat Robert Carr. Last time Carr, you didn’t even have the balls to say a word to me. But this time, you not only come out of the woodwork, but you also had the nerve to stoop to levels below even the worst that I’ve seen in this business over the years. Seriously, yet another “Gay Swift” reference? Man, get some original material! I heard that one six years ago when our “highly esteemed” World Champion in this company used it. And also, way to offend a section of our society too. I haven’t stooped to levels that low ever since my first year in professional wrestling. Just by going there Carr, you have shown the entire world that while you may be an adult, you’re an M.I.A.O, a Man In Age Only! In reality, you’re just a punk child with nothing going for himself and who can’t come up with anything better than a useless insult thrown at me six years ago. Did I mention that we’re in 2013 and that kind of bigotry is a thing of the past? You’re probably a poor excuse of a human being as much as you are a poor excuse of a wrestler, based off that pathetic bullshit.
So, apparently, if I don’t get my way, I’ll bitch, cry and complain. Hold on a minute Carr, what year are you in? It seems like you’re stuck in 2007-2008 when I actually WOULD do something like that. Hey, if you want to be stuck in the past, be my guest, but do yourself a favor and join me and the rest of the AWR roster in 2013 will you? It seems that you’re stuck in the same time warp that Rusty Axel was. You claim that you’ve seen me “quit” wrestling organizations when I don’t get my way. Let me ask you something Carr, how the fuck does that make any sense? How can you “see me” do anything when I’ve never even worked with you or even seen your face, or even knew your name before I came to AWR? The only way I can see it making sense is if number one, you’re someone else in disguise, or two, you ‘heard it through the grapevine’. Either way, it’s wrong. Now, FCW? Yeah, I quit that company for my own reasons, because everything was a piece of shit there. Not the best reason, but still that’s the reason. NIWF? Yeah, I quit there, but it had nothing to do with me. I quit after Marina Valdivia quit following the abuse she had taken from management and I couldn’t trust NIWF after that, so I left. UHWF was part of a massive roster-wide protest against Jackson Steele. I’ll leave it at that. And lastly, I was with my last company until the end and never quit. So really Carr, the whole ‘crying, complaining, quitting’ thing only happened once. Get a clue motherfucker!
Your obsession with me is unhealthy. It truly is. You spent most o the time addressing me and hardly gave any word or thought to RCH3. I can understand why you’d do that, I’m the consensus threat of the team pretty much. But damn, I haven’t heard such an immature diatribe against me since well…..let’s not talk about it. It’s not really important anyway since I’m sure even a moron like yourself would understand that. Do you think telling me to shut up and calling me a bitch is going to accomplish anything? Because it won’t! I beat you once, and I’ll beat you again and hell, since you enjoy listening to me so much, maybe I should pull a filibuster here and continue to talk and talk and talk. But you know what, maybe when I beat you again, you’ll finally get it! Or maybe not!
As for you RCH3, whether you can trust me or not, I can tell you this. I trust you. I am not going to pull any backstabbings or any bullshit. I’m on the same page as you, and I hope that you’re on the same page as me. Come Crash TV, I know that the two of us as a team are going to rock the arena tomorrow night, so let’s do what we have to do and leave it all in that ring. As for a few people I want to mention. Anthony Royal, you think you can drop my name out of your mouth and think that you wouldn’t hear from me about it? I don’t know what your problems are with me. Maybe you’re still bitter over losing to Kris Destiny last week and you’re looking to take your bitterness out on someone. If that’s the case Royal, I’m going to tell you right here and now that I’m the wrong man to take your bitterness out on. Let’s see if you’re smart enough to heed my warning, or if you’re just as stupid as people like Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr, who by the way, will once again be STRUCK DOWN, ELECTRIFIED AND BRUTALIZED by the future AWR World Champion, Arizona Lightning, Jay Swift!
Jay Swift: I had to look around this place to see if there were any surveillance cameras. (laughs) By the way, to my new worldwide audience, I have only one thing to say to you. Thank you SO MUCH for caring about me as much as you do as I had no idea how many true fans I have out there in the world.
Swift pauses to laugh.
Jay Swift: Let the gossip spread. Anyway, on to matters that actually well, matter. Last week, I defeated RCH3 in order to extend my AWR undefeated streak to five and zero. RCH3, I have to give it to you man, you put up a hell of a fight and you gave me my biggest challenge of my AWR tenure to date. But ultimately RCH3, once again, you had a chance to grab a brass ring and once again you failed. But that’s all I am going to say about that since you and I are going to be tag team partners this week as we take on the team of Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins, two guys who I have already beaten in singles competition but I guess beating them again in a tag team match is going to be quite fun. I’m going to address Tracy first. Tracy, I guess you can say that I gave you what you wanted two weeks ago when you were begging me and pleading me to put you through so much pain. But at the same, you didn’t get the pain you expected. I bet you’re still hurting from two weeks ago. Sure, you managed to get a win over Red Randal. Oh wait, never mind, you couldn’t even do that. So, let’s talk about where you are right now, compared to me. Two weeks ago, I was already above you, then I beat you so I widened the gap between me and you. Since I beat you, I’ve gone on to beat RCH3 and you’ve lost once again. So, while I’m moving up Tracy, you’re stuck in the same spot that you’ve always been on.
Knowing how people like you operate Tracy, I’m surprised you’d even be willing to be tag team partners with ANYBODY. I say this because people like you aren’t exactly the kind of people that play well with others, you know what I mean? That being said, can you trust someone as pathetic and as untrustworthy and as selfish as Robert Carr? I don’t think you can an I’m going to get to that piece of shit in just a bit. You see Tracy, you already know what it’s like to feel that lethal electrocution and now you’re about to find out how deadly that second dose can be. You obviously don’t have a brain that you can call your own, considering that whatever brain you had was gone when you bashed your own head into those lockers during that poor excuse of a promo you cut last week. You want to talk about desperate for attention? I think you realize that you’re not what you believe you want to be or should be and thus you resort to doing such moronic stunts like bashing your head into a locker. When are you going to realize Tracy, that none of these ploys are ever going to work. You’re a sad, soulless, desperate excuse of a man and I can’t wait to once again, teach you that people like yourself aren’t exactly cut out for the wrestling business. As far as words I have against you Tracy, I think I’ve about used them all and don’t get me wrong, it was fun. But, now it’s time to get serious.
Swift pauses and a slight look of anger appears on his face.
Jay Swift: Robert Carr…DAMN! You must REALLY be bitter! I had no idea that you were such a sore loser. For those that have forgotten, let me remind you that on AWR’s first show back, I, Jay Swift, beat Robert Carr. Last time Carr, you didn’t even have the balls to say a word to me. But this time, you not only come out of the woodwork, but you also had the nerve to stoop to levels below even the worst that I’ve seen in this business over the years. Seriously, yet another “Gay Swift” reference? Man, get some original material! I heard that one six years ago when our “highly esteemed” World Champion in this company used it. And also, way to offend a section of our society too. I haven’t stooped to levels that low ever since my first year in professional wrestling. Just by going there Carr, you have shown the entire world that while you may be an adult, you’re an M.I.A.O, a Man In Age Only! In reality, you’re just a punk child with nothing going for himself and who can’t come up with anything better than a useless insult thrown at me six years ago. Did I mention that we’re in 2013 and that kind of bigotry is a thing of the past? You’re probably a poor excuse of a human being as much as you are a poor excuse of a wrestler, based off that pathetic bullshit.
So, apparently, if I don’t get my way, I’ll bitch, cry and complain. Hold on a minute Carr, what year are you in? It seems like you’re stuck in 2007-2008 when I actually WOULD do something like that. Hey, if you want to be stuck in the past, be my guest, but do yourself a favor and join me and the rest of the AWR roster in 2013 will you? It seems that you’re stuck in the same time warp that Rusty Axel was. You claim that you’ve seen me “quit” wrestling organizations when I don’t get my way. Let me ask you something Carr, how the fuck does that make any sense? How can you “see me” do anything when I’ve never even worked with you or even seen your face, or even knew your name before I came to AWR? The only way I can see it making sense is if number one, you’re someone else in disguise, or two, you ‘heard it through the grapevine’. Either way, it’s wrong. Now, FCW? Yeah, I quit that company for my own reasons, because everything was a piece of shit there. Not the best reason, but still that’s the reason. NIWF? Yeah, I quit there, but it had nothing to do with me. I quit after Marina Valdivia quit following the abuse she had taken from management and I couldn’t trust NIWF after that, so I left. UHWF was part of a massive roster-wide protest against Jackson Steele. I’ll leave it at that. And lastly, I was with my last company until the end and never quit. So really Carr, the whole ‘crying, complaining, quitting’ thing only happened once. Get a clue motherfucker!
Your obsession with me is unhealthy. It truly is. You spent most o the time addressing me and hardly gave any word or thought to RCH3. I can understand why you’d do that, I’m the consensus threat of the team pretty much. But damn, I haven’t heard such an immature diatribe against me since well…..let’s not talk about it. It’s not really important anyway since I’m sure even a moron like yourself would understand that. Do you think telling me to shut up and calling me a bitch is going to accomplish anything? Because it won’t! I beat you once, and I’ll beat you again and hell, since you enjoy listening to me so much, maybe I should pull a filibuster here and continue to talk and talk and talk. But you know what, maybe when I beat you again, you’ll finally get it! Or maybe not!
As for you RCH3, whether you can trust me or not, I can tell you this. I trust you. I am not going to pull any backstabbings or any bullshit. I’m on the same page as you, and I hope that you’re on the same page as me. Come Crash TV, I know that the two of us as a team are going to rock the arena tomorrow night, so let’s do what we have to do and leave it all in that ring. As for a few people I want to mention. Anthony Royal, you think you can drop my name out of your mouth and think that you wouldn’t hear from me about it? I don’t know what your problems are with me. Maybe you’re still bitter over losing to Kris Destiny last week and you’re looking to take your bitterness out on someone. If that’s the case Royal, I’m going to tell you right here and now that I’m the wrong man to take your bitterness out on. Let’s see if you’re smart enough to heed my warning, or if you’re just as stupid as people like Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr, who by the way, will once again be STRUCK DOWN, ELECTRIFIED AND BRUTALIZED by the future AWR World Champion, Arizona Lightning, Jay Swift!