Post by Naughty Ned on Sept 15, 2013 21:00:30 GMT -4
The scene opens up and we see a very concerned looking Naughty Ned staring into the camera. Ned asks in the usual Gay voice.
Naughty Ned: Are we on air yet? I can hardly wait to expose that old pervert.
Ned gets the go ahead and begins to lay into his promo.
Naughty Ned: Hello wrestling world. This is everyones Favorite Naughty girl and off course the first lady of AWR ...EVER.....!
Ned smiles cencerly.
Naughty Ned: Tonight i have ground breaking news of some behind the scenes sexual harressment with a certain staff member here at AWR. I am speaking none other then that dirty,dusty, old pervert called Rusty Axel. For months now since my arrival here Rusty and his friends known as SIN have harrassed me countless times in the back and not only have they made fun of me and put me down but Rusty has slapped my ass several times and has made leud commemts to me about getting on my knees for him when we have passed each other many times in the back as co workers will do. He has made comments about my beautiful breasts.
Ned stops and sticks out the chest and smiles quickly then goes back to speaking once again.
Naughty Ned: Now normally this kind of stuff would not bother me because i am a new breed of woman not afraid to cross boarders and new challenges but really lets get real. RUSTY AXEL....? YUK!
Ned makes a face as if disgusted.
Naughty Ned: I mean really Rusty when is the last time you took a shower? As for that matter can you even remember? Those wrestling trunks you wear as gross and sweaty ans show sweat stains and chewing tobbacco and what was the last century you brushed your teeth in? Or judging from your age can you even recall when it was? Also remember to use mouth wash and under arm deorderant too because your breath smells like someone died in your mouth and try washing that dirty smelly hair of yours too its gross. You see Rusty i know off this about you because.......THAT IS HOW CLOSE YOU HAVE GOTTEN TO ME WHILE TRYING TO PAW ME WHI;LE TRYING TO PUSH YOU AWAY!
Ned nods his head in a no motion.
Naughty Ned: Rusty Axel Naughty Ned will do a lot of things but you are not one of them and for all those times you slapped my ass and pinched my breasts i will make your dirty old ass pay for that this week on crash television, One more thing too Rusty i dont care if you had a million dollars and dressed up in a more then modern suite then that old one i see you wear from time to time that dates back to the nine teen twenties Naughty Ned jas class and still would not touch you with a horses penis. Rusty Axel you old Pervert i dont know if you have ever lost a match to a woman before but if you havent i will be your first Rusty......and not in the way you wish i would be your first. Baughty Ned is coming for you Rusty but you will not enjoy what i am going to do to you.
Ned glares in the camera and makes a claw like scratch at the camera as if she was clawing like a cat. The scene ends.