Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 19, 2013 19:16:42 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #40
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
The scene opens in an area backstage. Silvio Megala and Anthony Royal are having a discussion that the camera picks up midway through.
[red] Royal: [/red] Look Silvio, I would never question your great mind for the business. I know you must have hired him for a reason, but it has become clear he can’t handle the responsibilities that come with the position. It’s time to fire the buffoon.
Before Silvio can respond, the unmistakable voice of Rusty Axel is heard as he enters the area.
Rusty: Fire who? What baboon needs fired?
There is a long pause in the conversation as Silvio and Royal look somewhat concerned.
Rusty: Well, come on now, who’s this baboon that needs fired? I’m the head of talent relations, if there’s anyone that needs fired I’m the man for the job! Point this baboon out to me and I’ll fire his sorry hide right now!
Another pause before Royal begins some fast talking.
[red] Royal: [/red] Buffoon Rusty. He’s a buffon. And you know who I’m talking about. That stupid stage hand I was talking to before you gave me that marvelous gift of yours. You were there, I clearly told him I wanted confetti for my celebration. CONFETTI! But, did you see any? Nope, not a single sliver. That’s the buffoon that needs fired.
Rusty: Well then you bet I’m gonna fire him!
Rusty turns to leave but then grins clearly remembering something...
Rusty-"Oh and since I know how much you were looking forward to eating ma' finest beef don't worry about that! I've been a little busy this week thanks to Gemini otherwise I would have brought you some as well Silvio! Happy 10th! Anyway Tony I promise ya I'll be bringin' ya some more beef next week at the PPV! Gooa go prepare for ma' match! Wish me luck...not that I'll need it he he he he he!"
Rusty shows off his horrid teeth and Royal once again displays the wide toothy grin we saw last week. Royal's grin fades as Rusty leaves and he goes back to his conversation with Silvio...
We see a wide shot of Coca Cola Field. The pictures are coming from helicopters overhead. We hear a loud bang and suddenly a poster of Silvio Megala unfurls down the stadium wall. More bangs and we see huge banners of Silvio are now hanging from the helicopters. The stadium screen has another picture of Silvio on it not to mention all the posters stuck around the stadium. Even the ring canvas has a picture of Silvio on it! The scene cuts to the announcers with Steal in black bowtie and tuxedo while Saturn has not exactly dressed for the occasion wearing jeans and a CRASH Tv jacket...
David Saturn-"Well we are live on CRASH Tv and incase you haven't noticed this will be a night of celebration for Silvio Megala."
Neal Steal-"Indeed this will be a glorious night! A tribute to one of the finest men I have ever known! It should have been in Yankee Stadium of course but Maggia booked this place weeks back..."
David Saturn-"We also have some actual wrestling matches to take place here tonight."
Neal Steal-"After the exception of one week during which Gemini used his night off to commit another heinous criminal act the CRASH title is back on the line!"
David Saturn-"Rusty Axel takes on Naughty Ned in what is sure to be a catch as catch can classic while in a moment Jay Swift will be in singles action! Also Fa Sho is here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"WHAT! I thought he had the night off!"
David Saturn-"I think he made his point clear last week...still its a good thing you're wearing dark pants tonight! Now lets...wait a minute!"
The lights go off in the stadium. Everybody, including the commentators are wondering what in the hell is going on! Suddenly, “It’s My Time” blasts over the PA as the lights come on and everyone sees a big ass Coca-Cola truck riding down to ring side. Once it gets to the ringside area, the driver’s door opens and out comes Gemini, wearing a red Coca-Cola shirt with a pair of black jeans and a pair of shades. Alongside him is a few guys standing around the vehicle. As the fans erupts with cheers, Gemini rolls into the ring with a mic and taunts the fans as he begins to speak.
GEMINI: HELLOOOOO BUFFALO, NEW YORK! HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT!!!!
The fans continue erupting with cheers. Gemini laughs and rubs his hand through his head as he continues.
Gemini: I know you guys are doing absolutely great because that’s exactly how you guys look! But in the meantime, I know that things have been a bit of a roller coaster for the state of New York. I mean, just this past weekend, we had Eli Manning throw his record 150th career interception in a terrible loss to his brother, Peyton Manning and the Broncos.
BOOOOOO!!!!
Gemini: Yeah, I know. It seems as if no matter how many more superbowl rings Eli has over Peyton, he’ll never be good enough to beat him. But on the good side of town, we had the Buffalo Bills pick up a win over the weekend!
WHOOOO!!!!!
Gemini: Yeah, that was pretty nice. But tonight is going to get even better because not only are you guys going to get treated to seeing me defend my AWR Crash Championship against two incompetent jackasses in the form of Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins a little bit later, but right here…right now…on behalf of the Coca-Cola company, EVERYBODY IN THE ARENA IS GETTING A FREE 6-PACK OF COKE!
The fans erupt with a thunderous cheer and standing ovation as Gemini motions for the guys to start passing out the goods! He smiles and waves at the fans.
Gemini: Have a great night guys!
“It’s My Time” hits as Gemini rolls out the ring, cracks open two cans of coke and chugs em down and tosses the cans with fans continuing to cheer as he disappears to the locker room area.
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David Saturn-"Well we are back on a night where egomania runs wild! Right now we are going to present in ring action with perhaps the finest pure wrestler in this company Jay Swift taking on War Machine three!"
Neal Steal-"We will see at the PPV what pure unfiltered wrestling talent is! Swift is not in Mr Royal's league as a performer or human being! What a coward Swift is assaulting Mr Megala last week!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Swift!"
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Swift denying any affiliation with the War Machines. Infact we will hear from Hulk Cruz in a moment..."
Neal Steal-"Swift can deny it all he wants! Swift denies everything he won't admit the disgusting stuff he and Maggia get up to behind closed doors!"
David Saturn-"Do you enjoy provoking wrestlers into attacking you Steal? Maybe you have a fetish for angering large men in tights..."
Neal Steal-"Well you have a fetish for talking complete garbage Saturn!"
From Parts Unknown...War Machine...THREE!!!
David Saturn-"What in the hell is this theme all about!"
Neal Steal-"I don't know but I heard Maggia started singing this at Swift the day they started negotiating..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
The match begins with a cocky WM3 talking trash to Swift. They lock up and WM3 powers Swift into the corner. The ref calls for a break. Another lockup, and WM3 tries to make it a repeat of last time, but Swift sidesteps, sending WM3 into the corner. Swift goes for a dropkick, which staggers WM3 slightly. WM3 goes for a clothesline but Swift avoids it.
David Saturn-"Swift in restless mood he simply can't wait to face Royal at the PPV!"
Neal Steal-"Now I could see why someone like Tracy Adkins would look forward to facing Mr Royal but not Swift!"
David Saturn-"Swift may have worked together with people in he past but there's no desire to work with the War Machines!"
Neal Steal-I hear Hulk Cruz is standing by now...
The camera splits to a shot of the action and a shot of Hulk Cruz backstage...
David Saturn-"So are you going to comment on this man then Hulk? I'm surprised you're not out here..."
Hulk Cruz-"That guy is not one of my men! He is an imposter just like I said last week! I have no idea who he is stop making trouble Saturn...and good luck to Jay!"
David Saturn-"I''m stating the opinion of many...thanks for your comments. Whoever this guy is it looks like he's had experience in the ring..."
Swift hits a few strikes on WM3 as he rebounds but WM3 tosses him down. Swift pops to his feet but WM3 grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the corner. WM3 charges but Swift catches him with an elbow to the face. Swift hits a big right hand and tries to whip WM3 into the corner, but WM3 doesn’t budge. WM3 then sends Swift into the corner.
David Saturn-"This guy holding his own here..."
Neal Steal-"I just hope this guy does not beat Swift too badly...well we don't know who he is Saturn! Mr Royal wants to take Swift out at the PPV..."
David Saturn-"WM3 taking a leaf out of Red Randal's playbook there..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't picked up a chair yet..."
Proving he hasn’t learned anything WM3 charges recklessly again. This time, Swift gets a boot up, but WM3 catches it. He then pulls Swift into a monster spinebuster! WM3 walks around looking proud of himself before driving a forearm into the back of Swift’s head. Swift tries to fight back but WM3 squashes that with a clubbing blow to the back.
David Saturn-"This guy from the mysterious parts unknown..."
Neal Steal-"Could you not use a mask like that Saturn? You scare small children and animals everytime we see your face on screen..."
David Saturn-"Swift will take on any challenge but he is tired of this nonsense witth the War Machines. I don't care what Cruz says I believe he knows full well who this guy is!"
Neal Steal-"I just hope Hulk is wise enough not to get involved in Mr Royal's business if he tries to assist Swift at the PPV. I kind of like Hulk so he probably won't be that foolish..."
WM3 pulls Swift up and delivers a german suplex. Cover by WM3...1,2…Swift kicks out. WM3 then goes for a bearhug but Swift slips out and kicks WM3 in the face. Swift goes for another kick but WM3 grabs his leg. It takes three kicks before WM3 releases Swift’s leg. Undeterred, WM3 goes back on the attack, but Swift catches him with a shot to the gut.
David Saturn-"The War Machines could all be twin brothers from different Mothers for all I know but they are certainly very accomplished athletes!"
Neal Steal-"Where's my free coke?"
David Saturn-"That was a gift for the fans and surely you wouldn't accept free coke from a man you have labelled a murderer..."
Neal Steal-"Of course not! I just wanted to throw it away on Tv as a symbolic gesture!"
Swift connects with three right hands. Swift bounces off the ropes and delivers a clothesline, but WM3 doesn’t go down. Swift then delivers a beauty of a dropkick. WM3 stumbles into the ropes, but stays on his feet. Swift charges in, but WM3 catches him with a knee to the gut and goes to whip him into the corner. Swift catches himself and pulls himself up while wrapping his legs around WM3.
David Saturn-"I am surprised Hulk Cruz is not on here. Perhaps he either has total confidence in his fellow War Machine or considers him expendable..."
Neal Steal-"I think Carr will end up suing you for slander Saturn! He is not one of the War Machines!"
David Saturn-"Robert Carr of course wrestling for the CRASH title later tonight..."
Neal Steal-"...and I'm predicting he will be the winner! WM3 has his finger on the trigger here looking like he can finish Swift at any moment!"
WM3 tosses him off, but Swift lands on the apron on his feet. Swift drives his shoulder into WM3’s gut. Swift then punches WM3 three times, staggering the masked man. Swift goes up top and leaps off with a missile drop kick, finally taking the big man off his feet! Cover by Swift. 1,2…WM3 tosses him off. Swift pulls WM3 up and looks for a DDT.
David Saturn-"I don't know where these War Machines come from but they have wrestled before. Some suspect they may even be former NIWF superstars!"
Neal Steal-"Well that must have been while we were replaced by Betty and Kermit..."
David Saturn-"Don't remind me..."
Neal Steal-"They were better than you Saturn I'll give them that if little else..."
WM3 blocks and pushes Swift into the corner. WM3 charges but Swift is too quick and WM3 smashes into the ringpost shoulder first! We can't see WM3's face aside from his mouth and eyes but it looks like that hurt! Swift then hangs WM3 on the top rope and plants him with the THUNDERSTORM!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"The winner is Swift and he's still unbeaten!"
Neal Steal-"Just look at Swift celebrate like he hasn't a care in the world! Swift just trying to hide that sickening feeling in his stomach..."
David Saturn-"Well Royal certainly has no sickening feeling in his stomach! Mainly thanks to avoiding Rusty's beef...lets cut to Royal for some more prerecorded comments! Make sure you don't miss any of them by the way!"
The scene cuts to some prerecorded comments from Anthony Royal...
Royal: Ten years in the business. Most guys don’t last ten days, but then again, Silvio isn’t most guys. You know, most people can’t appreciate the greatness that is Silvio Megala, because they themselves are so average. But me, you all know I’m far from average. As far from average as can be. I’m incredible. I realize his greatness. Hell, if I had to pick one single person that could stack up to my own excellence, it’s no question, that would be Silvio. So Silvio, congratulations on ten years of sheer excellence, and here’s to ten more.
Royal raises a glass as the scene fades out...
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Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny"
Silvio...
I would wish you the best today, but I would be lying when I said that.
You are another thing that I hate about the wrestling business. You flaunt around with your money and you use it to get you somewhere. You are just like Anthony Royal except instead of just whining about your problems you go on a power trip about it.
I don't like you, I have ever liked you, and the fact is... I never will.
I have risen above all of the negativity in this place. As much as it pains you to say it, but I am your World Champion and you will forever remember that. The unfortunate thing is that you are my boss on this day, so God help us all.
Happy 10 Years.... you prick...[/b]
David Saturn-"Fa Sho with some prerecorded comments there...not going to call him a murderer Steal?"
Neal Steal-"He threatened to kill me last week I was just using my first amendment rights!"
David Saturn-"I don't think he could care less what you say about him unless you start making comments about his Mother again!"
Neal Steal-"I'll make a Mother comments about you instead. You're a Mother..."
David Saturn-"Hold on here comes another of your heroes!"
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
Neal Steal-"Now Naughty Ned is going to get the beating of a lifetime! Sick, mutilated freak...even Pete is ashamed to be seen with Ned and his standards aren't high"
David Saturn-"Hear Ned's comments this past week?"
Neal Steal-"Yes I heard that nonsense. Ned should be on a show called when plastic surgery goes wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"What a proud, dignified man. Did you see that emotional visit Rusty made to a dear old friend this past week?"
David Saturn-"I've read Thesz book strange how there's no mention of Rusty in it..."
Neal Steal-"Why would you read Thesz book you have no respect for the history of rasslin?"
David Saturn-"Rusty looking for a win here since he's lost all his matches since AWR reopened..."
Rusty looks all business as he enters the ring and raises his arm aloft. To no surprise he isn't exactly greeted with a chorus of cheers. It looks like Rusty is having difficulty even looking in Ned's direction. Ned begins strutting "his" stuff" then stands in the corner giving Rusty a lustful look. Rusty not exactly making a quick attempt for a lockup here...
Neal Steal-"Rusty isn't afraid of anything but even he can't bear to touch this thing"
David Saturn-"Do you still suffer flashbacks from when Ned whipped you in the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Since it involves Rusty there is naturally no title on the line in this match!"
Ned begins taunting Rusty who once again withholds his approach. Ned then begins to swivel "his" hips towards Rusty before turning round and shaking "his" ass. Rusty looks sickened but he only has himself to blame since he wanted to "teach Ned a lesson." Ned continues to talk trash and finally they lockup Rusty then surprises Rusty with an armdrag takedown!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Ned taking Rusty down!"
Neal Steal-"Its that mat that hasn't been cleaned properly! I hope the weather does not make it worse!"
David Saturn-"Certainly exposed to the elements here but its calm right now for the AWR's first outdoor show..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty adds credibility and legitimacy to rasslin he's bringing back the god ol' fashioned style and he's going to get rid of this circus freak!"
Rusty stands up and complains to the ref that he "slipped" on the mat. Ned again swivels then he nails Rusty with a right hand. That hurt Ned more than it did Rusty! Still Ned's facial expression is rather exaggerated so might only be reacting like that for reasons known only to Ned. Charge by Ned but he runs right into Rusty's right hand.
David Saturn-"Rusty says he fears no man but what will he think of Ned?"
Neal Steal-"I have no idea what sick stuff goes through Ned's mind. Still he's a choirboy compared to Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Rusty better speed up his recruiting we could do with some new blood in time for the PPV..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty won't hire just anybody and I hear Maggia's having trouble now his hiring practices are known!"
Ned is knocked to the outside. Rusty does not follow and Ned picks up the mic. "I'm holding the stick Rusty...do you like the way Naughty Ned handles a big stick? He he he he he!" Rusty looks even angrier and gets impatient as Ned takes "his" time getting back into the ring. Ned once again shakes his body in full view of everyone as Rusty complains to the ref.
David Saturn-"CRASH title action still to come of course and at the PPV Rusty will take on Playboy Pete!"
Neal Steal-"I've just been handed a note and I hear we have a professional singer here tonight to perform for Mr Megala..."
David Saturn-"Captivating..."
Neal Steal-"Ned has no business in rasslin...even in victory Rusty would be embarrassed...but he cares about rasslin more than his own image. A selfless individual..."
Ned wants a test of strength but Rusty blindsides with an eyerake as he stretches his arm out. Rusty with a kick to the ribs then he backs Ned into the corner. Chop to the chest and Rusty pauses for a moment looking at Ned's "assets" with disgust! Rusty with more hard shots to the chest then he knees Ned in the face. Ned whipped to the opposite corner...
David Saturn-"If Rusty is so great then how has Ned lasted this long?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty just making an example of Ned. Rusty could end this with a snap of his fingers!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure he believes he could do the same to Pete next week at Feel The Burn then?"
Neal Steal-"Damn right he does!"
Rusty charges in connecting with the shoulder charge. Ned rolls across the ring and Rusty brings "him" to his feet. Whip off the ropes...baaaaaaacck body drop!!! Rusty with a rare move that does not involve going for the eye. Rusty with an elbowdrop...1,2...and Rusty looks shocked as Ned kicks out. Rusty clearly expecting an easy ride here...
Neal Steal-"Rusty so sick of this crap. Ned shouldn't even be performing in front of 10 people at some indy show never mind in a stadium like this..."
David Saturn-"CRASH title match still up in a few moments. We apologise for the shortage of matches again here tonight but we are doing everything we can to take action up a notch here in the AWR!"
Neal Steal-"Ned should be on Howard Stern...problem is he's probably too repulsive even for that low class form of entertainment!"
David Saturn-"Telling it like it is Neal...NOT!"
Ned rammed head first into the turnbuckle then Rusty with a kick to the back. Rusty with a boot to the head as Ned knocked to "his" knees. Another elbowdrop...1,2...and another kickout. Rusty looks extremely pissed off now but the covers were lazy with Rusty reluctant to maintain contact with Ned for long. Whip off the ropes again and this time Rusty catches Ned with an elbow.
David Saturn-"Rusty looking at some new ranches to rent out I hear..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he could manage one for someone given his excellent reputation..."
David Saturn-"Should pay more attention to the match...can't claim its the most riveting action I've ever seen!"
Neal Steal-"Because you don't appreciate the subtlety of Rusty's skills..."
Ned pulled up and rammed into the turnbuckle again. Hard clubbing blows to the back and a hard backhand slap to the face. Rusty then whips Ned off the ropes but Ned ducks a clothesline. Ned charges back and starts hitting Rusty with right hands! Rusty shocked by the burst in offence and he nails Ned with a solid clothesline.
Ned staggers towards the ropes and Rusty rolls "him" up. Rusty using the ropes to pin Ned with the RUSTY WHEEL...1,2...3!!! The ref failing to spot Rusty using the ropes there!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
David Saturn-"Rusty cheats to beat Ned! What a proud moment! Still at least Rusty's won a match for a change..."
Neal Steal-"Put the boots to this freak Rusty! Yahoo!"
Rusty starts to stomp on Ned but Playboy Pete dashes into the ring! Well what you can call a "dash" where Pete is involved. Pete makes a grab for Rusty who bails from the ring. Rusty points his finger at Rusty in a threatening manner but retreats towards the entrance tunnel here at Coca Cola Field...
Neal Steal-"Rusty cutting Pete a break here..."
David Saturn-"Yeah right...wait a moment? Something has happened backstage?"
The scene cuts backstage where we see someone motionless on the ground. Referees and road agents are gathered round and we see it is ANTHONY ROYAL! It looks like Royal is out cold and he's also been busted open!
Neal Steal-"AHHHH! Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"My God someone may just have taken Royal out!"
Neal Steal-"Get those cameras back there I want to know if Mr Royal's alright...not on him! On Mr Royal!"
The scene again cuts backstage where we see Roberto Maggia talking to a doctor...
Roberto Maggia-"I'm telling you Swift did not do this. He assaulted Silvio last week and has admitted to that. However I know he didn't attack Royal and he denies it.
Doctor-"Whatever the case our job should be to help out wrestlers injured in the ring. Whether its broken bones or God forbid paralysis that's what we are supposed to do...you need to suspend people like Swift who make our jobs tougher."
Roberto Maggia-"I just said Swift didn't do it he was talking to me literally seconds before we heard Royal was attacked. We appreciate the work you do medically but what's the status of Royal? We have a PPV coming up...
Doctor-"Oh no way he's going to be able to make that. I've had a close look at his injury you're going to have to get a replacement..."
Roberto Maggia-"Well I know just the man..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal must have a severe concussion. I bet it was Swift who attacked him!"
David Saturn-"Well I'll take Maggia's word that it wasn't Swift...we will be back in a moment!"
LIVE!
COCA COLA FIELD, BUFFALO, NEW YORK
EARLIER TONIGHT...
The scene opens in an area backstage. Silvio Megala and Anthony Royal are having a discussion that the camera picks up midway through.
[red] Royal: [/red] Look Silvio, I would never question your great mind for the business. I know you must have hired him for a reason, but it has become clear he can’t handle the responsibilities that come with the position. It’s time to fire the buffoon.
Before Silvio can respond, the unmistakable voice of Rusty Axel is heard as he enters the area.
Rusty: Fire who? What baboon needs fired?
There is a long pause in the conversation as Silvio and Royal look somewhat concerned.
Rusty: Well, come on now, who’s this baboon that needs fired? I’m the head of talent relations, if there’s anyone that needs fired I’m the man for the job! Point this baboon out to me and I’ll fire his sorry hide right now!
Another pause before Royal begins some fast talking.
[red] Royal: [/red] Buffoon Rusty. He’s a buffon. And you know who I’m talking about. That stupid stage hand I was talking to before you gave me that marvelous gift of yours. You were there, I clearly told him I wanted confetti for my celebration. CONFETTI! But, did you see any? Nope, not a single sliver. That’s the buffoon that needs fired.
Rusty: Well then you bet I’m gonna fire him!
Rusty turns to leave but then grins clearly remembering something...
Rusty-"Oh and since I know how much you were looking forward to eating ma' finest beef don't worry about that! I've been a little busy this week thanks to Gemini otherwise I would have brought you some as well Silvio! Happy 10th! Anyway Tony I promise ya I'll be bringin' ya some more beef next week at the PPV! Gooa go prepare for ma' match! Wish me luck...not that I'll need it he he he he he!"
Rusty shows off his horrid teeth and Royal once again displays the wide toothy grin we saw last week. Royal's grin fades as Rusty leaves and he goes back to his conversation with Silvio...
COMMENTATORS
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We see a wide shot of Coca Cola Field. The pictures are coming from helicopters overhead. We hear a loud bang and suddenly a poster of Silvio Megala unfurls down the stadium wall. More bangs and we see huge banners of Silvio are now hanging from the helicopters. The stadium screen has another picture of Silvio on it not to mention all the posters stuck around the stadium. Even the ring canvas has a picture of Silvio on it! The scene cuts to the announcers with Steal in black bowtie and tuxedo while Saturn has not exactly dressed for the occasion wearing jeans and a CRASH Tv jacket...
David Saturn-"Well we are live on CRASH Tv and incase you haven't noticed this will be a night of celebration for Silvio Megala."
Neal Steal-"Indeed this will be a glorious night! A tribute to one of the finest men I have ever known! It should have been in Yankee Stadium of course but Maggia booked this place weeks back..."
David Saturn-"We also have some actual wrestling matches to take place here tonight."
Neal Steal-"After the exception of one week during which Gemini used his night off to commit another heinous criminal act the CRASH title is back on the line!"
David Saturn-"Rusty Axel takes on Naughty Ned in what is sure to be a catch as catch can classic while in a moment Jay Swift will be in singles action! Also Fa Sho is here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"WHAT! I thought he had the night off!"
David Saturn-"I think he made his point clear last week...still its a good thing you're wearing dark pants tonight! Now lets...wait a minute!"
The lights go off in the stadium. Everybody, including the commentators are wondering what in the hell is going on! Suddenly, “It’s My Time” blasts over the PA as the lights come on and everyone sees a big ass Coca-Cola truck riding down to ring side. Once it gets to the ringside area, the driver’s door opens and out comes Gemini, wearing a red Coca-Cola shirt with a pair of black jeans and a pair of shades. Alongside him is a few guys standing around the vehicle. As the fans erupts with cheers, Gemini rolls into the ring with a mic and taunts the fans as he begins to speak.
GEMINI: HELLOOOOO BUFFALO, NEW YORK! HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT!!!!
The fans continue erupting with cheers. Gemini laughs and rubs his hand through his head as he continues.
Gemini: I know you guys are doing absolutely great because that’s exactly how you guys look! But in the meantime, I know that things have been a bit of a roller coaster for the state of New York. I mean, just this past weekend, we had Eli Manning throw his record 150th career interception in a terrible loss to his brother, Peyton Manning and the Broncos.
BOOOOOO!!!!
Gemini: Yeah, I know. It seems as if no matter how many more superbowl rings Eli has over Peyton, he’ll never be good enough to beat him. But on the good side of town, we had the Buffalo Bills pick up a win over the weekend!
WHOOOO!!!!!
Gemini: Yeah, that was pretty nice. But tonight is going to get even better because not only are you guys going to get treated to seeing me defend my AWR Crash Championship against two incompetent jackasses in the form of Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins a little bit later, but right here…right now…on behalf of the Coca-Cola company, EVERYBODY IN THE ARENA IS GETTING A FREE 6-PACK OF COKE!
The fans erupt with a thunderous cheer and standing ovation as Gemini motions for the guys to start passing out the goods! He smiles and waves at the fans.
Gemini: Have a great night guys!
“It’s My Time” hits as Gemini rolls out the ring, cracks open two cans of coke and chugs em down and tosses the cans with fans continuing to cheer as he disappears to the locker room area.
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Recorded earlier today:
Gemini is sitting in the locker room, reflecting on Silvio Megala after spending the last hour working out in the gym for his AWR Crash Championship later in the evening.
Gemini: I haven’t known Silvio Megala for too long. The first time I met him was back in THW a few years ago when he first started up the Conglomerate and tried to take down the likes of my now ex-wife, Nicole. He was a crazed sonofabitch who tried using money to win over the world, but in the end I stopped him dead in his tracks. As much as I hate to say it, but I’m thankful for Silvio because if it wasn’t for him to overlook my past and give me the opportunity to step foot in the ring again, I damn sure wouldn’t be at where I am today. Roberto Maggia hired me but Silvio is the one who started this place with his money and perhaps deep down he has a true love of wrestling. So thank you for blessing me with my second chance Silvio and I hope you have a wonderful anniversary. Coke is on me!
Gemini laughs as the scene fades to black.
Gemini is sitting in the locker room, reflecting on Silvio Megala after spending the last hour working out in the gym for his AWR Crash Championship later in the evening.
Gemini: I haven’t known Silvio Megala for too long. The first time I met him was back in THW a few years ago when he first started up the Conglomerate and tried to take down the likes of my now ex-wife, Nicole. He was a crazed sonofabitch who tried using money to win over the world, but in the end I stopped him dead in his tracks. As much as I hate to say it, but I’m thankful for Silvio because if it wasn’t for him to overlook my past and give me the opportunity to step foot in the ring again, I damn sure wouldn’t be at where I am today. Roberto Maggia hired me but Silvio is the one who started this place with his money and perhaps deep down he has a true love of wrestling. So thank you for blessing me with my second chance Silvio and I hope you have a wonderful anniversary. Coke is on me!
Gemini laughs as the scene fades to black.
VS
David Saturn-"Well we are back on a night where egomania runs wild! Right now we are going to present in ring action with perhaps the finest pure wrestler in this company Jay Swift taking on War Machine three!"
Neal Steal-"We will see at the PPV what pure unfiltered wrestling talent is! Swift is not in Mr Royal's league as a performer or human being! What a coward Swift is assaulting Mr Megala last week!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Swift!"
From Phoenix...Arizona...Jay SWIFT!!!
David Saturn-"Swift denying any affiliation with the War Machines. Infact we will hear from Hulk Cruz in a moment..."
Neal Steal-"Swift can deny it all he wants! Swift denies everything he won't admit the disgusting stuff he and Maggia get up to behind closed doors!"
David Saturn-"Do you enjoy provoking wrestlers into attacking you Steal? Maybe you have a fetish for angering large men in tights..."
Neal Steal-"Well you have a fetish for talking complete garbage Saturn!"
From Parts Unknown...War Machine...THREE!!!
David Saturn-"What in the hell is this theme all about!"
Neal Steal-"I don't know but I heard Maggia started singing this at Swift the day they started negotiating..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
The match begins with a cocky WM3 talking trash to Swift. They lock up and WM3 powers Swift into the corner. The ref calls for a break. Another lockup, and WM3 tries to make it a repeat of last time, but Swift sidesteps, sending WM3 into the corner. Swift goes for a dropkick, which staggers WM3 slightly. WM3 goes for a clothesline but Swift avoids it.
David Saturn-"Swift in restless mood he simply can't wait to face Royal at the PPV!"
Neal Steal-"Now I could see why someone like Tracy Adkins would look forward to facing Mr Royal but not Swift!"
David Saturn-"Swift may have worked together with people in he past but there's no desire to work with the War Machines!"
Neal Steal-I hear Hulk Cruz is standing by now...
The camera splits to a shot of the action and a shot of Hulk Cruz backstage...
David Saturn-"So are you going to comment on this man then Hulk? I'm surprised you're not out here..."
Hulk Cruz-"That guy is not one of my men! He is an imposter just like I said last week! I have no idea who he is stop making trouble Saturn...and good luck to Jay!"
David Saturn-"I''m stating the opinion of many...thanks for your comments. Whoever this guy is it looks like he's had experience in the ring..."
Swift hits a few strikes on WM3 as he rebounds but WM3 tosses him down. Swift pops to his feet but WM3 grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the corner. WM3 charges but Swift catches him with an elbow to the face. Swift hits a big right hand and tries to whip WM3 into the corner, but WM3 doesn’t budge. WM3 then sends Swift into the corner.
David Saturn-"This guy holding his own here..."
Neal Steal-"I just hope this guy does not beat Swift too badly...well we don't know who he is Saturn! Mr Royal wants to take Swift out at the PPV..."
David Saturn-"WM3 taking a leaf out of Red Randal's playbook there..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't picked up a chair yet..."
Proving he hasn’t learned anything WM3 charges recklessly again. This time, Swift gets a boot up, but WM3 catches it. He then pulls Swift into a monster spinebuster! WM3 walks around looking proud of himself before driving a forearm into the back of Swift’s head. Swift tries to fight back but WM3 squashes that with a clubbing blow to the back.
David Saturn-"This guy from the mysterious parts unknown..."
Neal Steal-"Could you not use a mask like that Saturn? You scare small children and animals everytime we see your face on screen..."
David Saturn-"Swift will take on any challenge but he is tired of this nonsense witth the War Machines. I don't care what Cruz says I believe he knows full well who this guy is!"
Neal Steal-"I just hope Hulk is wise enough not to get involved in Mr Royal's business if he tries to assist Swift at the PPV. I kind of like Hulk so he probably won't be that foolish..."
WM3 pulls Swift up and delivers a german suplex. Cover by WM3...1,2…Swift kicks out. WM3 then goes for a bearhug but Swift slips out and kicks WM3 in the face. Swift goes for another kick but WM3 grabs his leg. It takes three kicks before WM3 releases Swift’s leg. Undeterred, WM3 goes back on the attack, but Swift catches him with a shot to the gut.
David Saturn-"The War Machines could all be twin brothers from different Mothers for all I know but they are certainly very accomplished athletes!"
Neal Steal-"Where's my free coke?"
David Saturn-"That was a gift for the fans and surely you wouldn't accept free coke from a man you have labelled a murderer..."
Neal Steal-"Of course not! I just wanted to throw it away on Tv as a symbolic gesture!"
Swift connects with three right hands. Swift bounces off the ropes and delivers a clothesline, but WM3 doesn’t go down. Swift then delivers a beauty of a dropkick. WM3 stumbles into the ropes, but stays on his feet. Swift charges in, but WM3 catches him with a knee to the gut and goes to whip him into the corner. Swift catches himself and pulls himself up while wrapping his legs around WM3.
David Saturn-"I am surprised Hulk Cruz is not on here. Perhaps he either has total confidence in his fellow War Machine or considers him expendable..."
Neal Steal-"I think Carr will end up suing you for slander Saturn! He is not one of the War Machines!"
David Saturn-"Robert Carr of course wrestling for the CRASH title later tonight..."
Neal Steal-"...and I'm predicting he will be the winner! WM3 has his finger on the trigger here looking like he can finish Swift at any moment!"
WM3 tosses him off, but Swift lands on the apron on his feet. Swift drives his shoulder into WM3’s gut. Swift then punches WM3 three times, staggering the masked man. Swift goes up top and leaps off with a missile drop kick, finally taking the big man off his feet! Cover by Swift. 1,2…WM3 tosses him off. Swift pulls WM3 up and looks for a DDT.
David Saturn-"I don't know where these War Machines come from but they have wrestled before. Some suspect they may even be former NIWF superstars!"
Neal Steal-"Well that must have been while we were replaced by Betty and Kermit..."
David Saturn-"Don't remind me..."
Neal Steal-"They were better than you Saturn I'll give them that if little else..."
WM3 blocks and pushes Swift into the corner. WM3 charges but Swift is too quick and WM3 smashes into the ringpost shoulder first! We can't see WM3's face aside from his mouth and eyes but it looks like that hurt! Swift then hangs WM3 on the top rope and plants him with the THUNDERSTORM!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JAY SWIFT
David Saturn-"The winner is Swift and he's still unbeaten!"
Neal Steal-"Just look at Swift celebrate like he hasn't a care in the world! Swift just trying to hide that sickening feeling in his stomach..."
David Saturn-"Well Royal certainly has no sickening feeling in his stomach! Mainly thanks to avoiding Rusty's beef...lets cut to Royal for some more prerecorded comments! Make sure you don't miss any of them by the way!"
The scene cuts to some prerecorded comments from Anthony Royal...
Royal: Ten years in the business. Most guys don’t last ten days, but then again, Silvio isn’t most guys. You know, most people can’t appreciate the greatness that is Silvio Megala, because they themselves are so average. But me, you all know I’m far from average. As far from average as can be. I’m incredible. I realize his greatness. Hell, if I had to pick one single person that could stack up to my own excellence, it’s no question, that would be Silvio. So Silvio, congratulations on ten years of sheer excellence, and here’s to ten more.
Royal raises a glass as the scene fades out...
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Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny"
Silvio...
I would wish you the best today, but I would be lying when I said that.
You are another thing that I hate about the wrestling business. You flaunt around with your money and you use it to get you somewhere. You are just like Anthony Royal except instead of just whining about your problems you go on a power trip about it.
I don't like you, I have ever liked you, and the fact is... I never will.
I have risen above all of the negativity in this place. As much as it pains you to say it, but I am your World Champion and you will forever remember that. The unfortunate thing is that you are my boss on this day, so God help us all.
Happy 10 Years.... you prick...[/b]
VS
David Saturn-"Fa Sho with some prerecorded comments there...not going to call him a murderer Steal?"
Neal Steal-"He threatened to kill me last week I was just using my first amendment rights!"
David Saturn-"I don't think he could care less what you say about him unless you start making comments about his Mother again!"
Neal Steal-"I'll make a Mother comments about you instead. You're a Mother..."
David Saturn-"Hold on here comes another of your heroes!"
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
Neal Steal-"Now Naughty Ned is going to get the beating of a lifetime! Sick, mutilated freak...even Pete is ashamed to be seen with Ned and his standards aren't high"
David Saturn-"Hear Ned's comments this past week?"
Neal Steal-"Yes I heard that nonsense. Ned should be on a show called when plastic surgery goes wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"What a proud, dignified man. Did you see that emotional visit Rusty made to a dear old friend this past week?"
David Saturn-"I've read Thesz book strange how there's no mention of Rusty in it..."
Neal Steal-"Why would you read Thesz book you have no respect for the history of rasslin?"
David Saturn-"Rusty looking for a win here since he's lost all his matches since AWR reopened..."
Rusty looks all business as he enters the ring and raises his arm aloft. To no surprise he isn't exactly greeted with a chorus of cheers. It looks like Rusty is having difficulty even looking in Ned's direction. Ned begins strutting "his" stuff" then stands in the corner giving Rusty a lustful look. Rusty not exactly making a quick attempt for a lockup here...
Neal Steal-"Rusty isn't afraid of anything but even he can't bear to touch this thing"
David Saturn-"Do you still suffer flashbacks from when Ned whipped you in the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Since it involves Rusty there is naturally no title on the line in this match!"
Ned begins taunting Rusty who once again withholds his approach. Ned then begins to swivel "his" hips towards Rusty before turning round and shaking "his" ass. Rusty looks sickened but he only has himself to blame since he wanted to "teach Ned a lesson." Ned continues to talk trash and finally they lockup Rusty then surprises Rusty with an armdrag takedown!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Ned taking Rusty down!"
Neal Steal-"Its that mat that hasn't been cleaned properly! I hope the weather does not make it worse!"
David Saturn-"Certainly exposed to the elements here but its calm right now for the AWR's first outdoor show..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty adds credibility and legitimacy to rasslin he's bringing back the god ol' fashioned style and he's going to get rid of this circus freak!"
Rusty stands up and complains to the ref that he "slipped" on the mat. Ned again swivels then he nails Rusty with a right hand. That hurt Ned more than it did Rusty! Still Ned's facial expression is rather exaggerated so might only be reacting like that for reasons known only to Ned. Charge by Ned but he runs right into Rusty's right hand.
David Saturn-"Rusty says he fears no man but what will he think of Ned?"
Neal Steal-"I have no idea what sick stuff goes through Ned's mind. Still he's a choirboy compared to Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Rusty better speed up his recruiting we could do with some new blood in time for the PPV..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty won't hire just anybody and I hear Maggia's having trouble now his hiring practices are known!"
Ned is knocked to the outside. Rusty does not follow and Ned picks up the mic. "I'm holding the stick Rusty...do you like the way Naughty Ned handles a big stick? He he he he he!" Rusty looks even angrier and gets impatient as Ned takes "his" time getting back into the ring. Ned once again shakes his body in full view of everyone as Rusty complains to the ref.
David Saturn-"CRASH title action still to come of course and at the PPV Rusty will take on Playboy Pete!"
Neal Steal-"I've just been handed a note and I hear we have a professional singer here tonight to perform for Mr Megala..."
David Saturn-"Captivating..."
Neal Steal-"Ned has no business in rasslin...even in victory Rusty would be embarrassed...but he cares about rasslin more than his own image. A selfless individual..."
Ned wants a test of strength but Rusty blindsides with an eyerake as he stretches his arm out. Rusty with a kick to the ribs then he backs Ned into the corner. Chop to the chest and Rusty pauses for a moment looking at Ned's "assets" with disgust! Rusty with more hard shots to the chest then he knees Ned in the face. Ned whipped to the opposite corner...
David Saturn-"If Rusty is so great then how has Ned lasted this long?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty just making an example of Ned. Rusty could end this with a snap of his fingers!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure he believes he could do the same to Pete next week at Feel The Burn then?"
Neal Steal-"Damn right he does!"
Rusty charges in connecting with the shoulder charge. Ned rolls across the ring and Rusty brings "him" to his feet. Whip off the ropes...baaaaaaacck body drop!!! Rusty with a rare move that does not involve going for the eye. Rusty with an elbowdrop...1,2...and Rusty looks shocked as Ned kicks out. Rusty clearly expecting an easy ride here...
Neal Steal-"Rusty so sick of this crap. Ned shouldn't even be performing in front of 10 people at some indy show never mind in a stadium like this..."
David Saturn-"CRASH title match still up in a few moments. We apologise for the shortage of matches again here tonight but we are doing everything we can to take action up a notch here in the AWR!"
Neal Steal-"Ned should be on Howard Stern...problem is he's probably too repulsive even for that low class form of entertainment!"
David Saturn-"Telling it like it is Neal...NOT!"
Ned rammed head first into the turnbuckle then Rusty with a kick to the back. Rusty with a boot to the head as Ned knocked to "his" knees. Another elbowdrop...1,2...and another kickout. Rusty looks extremely pissed off now but the covers were lazy with Rusty reluctant to maintain contact with Ned for long. Whip off the ropes again and this time Rusty catches Ned with an elbow.
David Saturn-"Rusty looking at some new ranches to rent out I hear..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he could manage one for someone given his excellent reputation..."
David Saturn-"Should pay more attention to the match...can't claim its the most riveting action I've ever seen!"
Neal Steal-"Because you don't appreciate the subtlety of Rusty's skills..."
Ned pulled up and rammed into the turnbuckle again. Hard clubbing blows to the back and a hard backhand slap to the face. Rusty then whips Ned off the ropes but Ned ducks a clothesline. Ned charges back and starts hitting Rusty with right hands! Rusty shocked by the burst in offence and he nails Ned with a solid clothesline.
Ned staggers towards the ropes and Rusty rolls "him" up. Rusty using the ropes to pin Ned with the RUSTY WHEEL...1,2...3!!! The ref failing to spot Rusty using the ropes there!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
David Saturn-"Rusty cheats to beat Ned! What a proud moment! Still at least Rusty's won a match for a change..."
Neal Steal-"Put the boots to this freak Rusty! Yahoo!"
Rusty starts to stomp on Ned but Playboy Pete dashes into the ring! Well what you can call a "dash" where Pete is involved. Pete makes a grab for Rusty who bails from the ring. Rusty points his finger at Rusty in a threatening manner but retreats towards the entrance tunnel here at Coca Cola Field...
Neal Steal-"Rusty cutting Pete a break here..."
David Saturn-"Yeah right...wait a moment? Something has happened backstage?"
The scene cuts backstage where we see someone motionless on the ground. Referees and road agents are gathered round and we see it is ANTHONY ROYAL! It looks like Royal is out cold and he's also been busted open!
Neal Steal-"AHHHH! Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"My God someone may just have taken Royal out!"
Neal Steal-"Get those cameras back there I want to know if Mr Royal's alright...not on him! On Mr Royal!"
The scene again cuts backstage where we see Roberto Maggia talking to a doctor...
Roberto Maggia-"I'm telling you Swift did not do this. He assaulted Silvio last week and has admitted to that. However I know he didn't attack Royal and he denies it.
Doctor-"Whatever the case our job should be to help out wrestlers injured in the ring. Whether its broken bones or God forbid paralysis that's what we are supposed to do...you need to suspend people like Swift who make our jobs tougher."
Roberto Maggia-"I just said Swift didn't do it he was talking to me literally seconds before we heard Royal was attacked. We appreciate the work you do medically but what's the status of Royal? We have a PPV coming up...
Doctor-"Oh no way he's going to be able to make that. I've had a close look at his injury you're going to have to get a replacement..."
Roberto Maggia-"Well I know just the man..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal must have a severe concussion. I bet it was Swift who attacked him!"
David Saturn-"Well I'll take Maggia's word that it wasn't Swift...we will be back in a moment!"