Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 27, 2013 18:22:10 GMT -4
AWR FEEL THE BURN
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT:
We see Anthony Royal in his private locker room reading a copy of the Wall Street Journal. He audibly sighs as he hears a familiar voice...
Rusty: Hey Tony its me again!"
Royal again sighs especially at the name Tony.
Rusty: I forgot a lil' tip I was gonna give ya before your match with Swift. Now ya see how Swift..."
Rusty suddenly gets a confused look on his face...
Rusty: Say, Tony? Where is that beef anyways?
[red] Royal: [/red] Come again?
Rusty: The beef I gave ya a hour ago. Where’s the beef?
[red] Royal: [/red] Oh my god Rusty, I don’t know! But, if I had to guess, I’d say that son of a bitch Swift took it. He knew the super powers that beef would give me, and he took it and probably ate it for himself!
Rusty: Oh, that no good cheat! Don’t you worry Tony, I’m gonna go and have a look for it just incase he aint eaten it yet. Still gimme 2 more mins I wanna talk more strategy with ya...now ya see how Swift does...
Rusty tells the cameramen to leave as Royal rolls his eyes in the background.
David Saturn-"We are live on a hot night in San Antonio! Welcome to Feel The Burn!"
Neal Steal-"Brought to you by AT&T who also sponsor this arena and apparently have no sense of morality...
David Saturn-"Oh don't start with that. Indeed we have two high quality main events here which could compete with anywhere in the world!"
Neal Steal-"The best being Mr Royal of course as he prepares to end Jay Swift's unbeaten record!"
David Saturn-"Two hugely anticipated matchups but we start first with Playboy Pete!"
Neal Steal-"...and far more significantly the legendary Rusty Axel!"
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rusty was in a kickass mood even before his gift of premium quality beef for Mr Royal was stolen. What a thief Swift is..."
David Saturn-"That's what our resident king of honesty Royal claims..."
Neal Steal-"Typical Swift he will stoop to any low to try to get a boost!"
David Saturn-"Whatever...here comes Rusty anyway probably the most deluded man in all of wrestling...or rasslin..."
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"Rusty's going to tie this fat disgrace in knots. Pete's an embarrassment to rasslin. Look at these women is this what counts for San Antonio's finest?"
David Saturn-"Pete bringing his premium escort service to Texas. No sign of Naughty Ned..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia's pathetic stipulation with the "winner" if that's the right term receiving Ned for a month. Speak of the devil..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Maggia might have decided to change things. I doubt Ned has had a change of heart but you never know..."
Neal Steal-"Surprised the egomaniac didn't insist on his music being played..."
As things are about to get started the referee and combatants are interrupted by the sound of Roberto Maggia's voice...
Roberto Maggia-"Now hold on just a moment! This past week Rusty you intelligently...cough...told everyone that you were planning on getting yourself disqualified provided you give Pete a severe beating. Now there's people who would dispute that beating remark and I definitely consider intentional disqualification as a mark of disrepute. Therefore I am now making this match...No Holds Barred!"
Maggia nods in acknowledgement to the crowd before making his way backstage. Rusty is wide eyed with fury in the ring.
Neal Steal-"You can't treat a legend like this!"
David Saturn-"Pete's not a legend..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up...you can't spring this on Old Rusty with a moments notice! Plus Rusty hates this hardcore crap..."
David Saturn-"Rusty with power here in AWR of course but he can't overule Maggia..."
Neal Steal-"Just an egotistical young kid trying to feel big ordering around a legend..."
As Rusty protests Pete charges but Rusty surprises everyone by executing a drop toe hold. An actual "rasslin" move by Rusty to start off this contest, Pete flat on his face and Rusty laughs at him talking trash. Rusty then makes the cover showing how little he thinks of Pete's abilities...1,2...and a kickout. Right hands by Rusty then he slams Pete's head into the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Well I don't think this was ever going to be a technical exhibition so its not like we are missing out on a clinic with the hardcore stip addition..."
Neal Steal-"A mat technician like Rusty will tie Pete up in knots but first he's just going to pound the big blob into submission..."
David Saturn-"This match taking place following Pete's recent commentary appearance. The problems between these two go back even further..."
Neal Steal-"Yes Rusty was appalled by what Pete did to Jason Skilled..."
David Saturn-"Jason seen at AWR HQ recently so he could return soon after being absent for the last several weeks..."
Rusty goes to the outside and brings in a trash can ramming Pete's head into the turnbuckle again. Rusty whips Pete to the opposite corner then charges smashing the trash can over Pete's head. Another cover and another two count. Rusty goes for another whip but Pete reverses. Rusty sent into the corner and Pete charges shoulder first catching Rusty in the midsection.
Neal Steal-"Good thing earthquakes are rare in San Antonio. Pete could trigger one just by passing gas..."
David Saturn-"Rusty sharing a riveting story with us about such an instance this past week..."
Neal Steal-"There's a lot of veterans with a great rep for storytelling in rasslin and Rusty's up there with the best!"
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you haven't accused Pete of stealing the beef...indeed it was a beef related remark by Pete which resulted in Rusty issuing this challenge..."
Neal Steal-"Ah yes...where's da beef. Pete is big but he isn't clever!"
Rusty slumps to the mat and Pete delivers a right hand. Pete then picks up the can and nails Rusty across the back with it. More rights follow and Pete charges off the ropes. Rusty tries to raise the trash can to stop Pete but it backfires on him as Pete runs right through it! Rusty is knocked to the outside landing hard. Pete follows...cover...1,2...kickout.
David Saturn-"People like Pete, Cruz and Tracy looking for wins tonight and indeed it might put them in CRASH title contention. If Gemini beats Fa Sho there will be at least two spots up for grabs..."
Neal Steal-"Cruz and Tracy will be up next and guess what Saturn? Robert Carr will be joining us on commentary! Didn't know that did you ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"How wonderful...still have scars from the amount of whining Carr did last time he joined the announce table."
Neal Steal-"Carr's an excellent announcer unlike Pete who was an even bigger, fatter embarrassment than normal sitting at this desk..."
Pete then takes apart the steel steps and positions them as Rusty struggles to his feet. Pete slams Rusty's head into the steps then picks up a chair. Pete with more rights and seats Rusty in the chair. Pete then goes to charge over the steps and onto Rusty! Seeing his life flash before his eyes Rusty manages to move avoiding the splash at the last moment!
Neal Steal-"AHHHH! Even Rusty looked fearful there!"
David Saturn-"That would not have been a good impact for Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"Yes it was because his pure, quick athleticism got him out the way!"
David Saturn-"Well you hear about average people doing superhuman things in a moment of crisis. Rusty actually moving beyond a snails pace there..."
That's about as quick as we will ever see Rusty move! Pete landed hard on the chair but gets to his feet surprisingly quickly. Rusty connects with a solid clothesline...1,2...another kickout. Pete rolled back into the ring and Rusty fires away with jabs. Rusty charges and manages to knock Pete through the ropes back to the outside. Rusty then whips Pete hard into the barricade.
Neal Steal-"Pete's a key reason why Rusty should be responsible for hiring all incoming talent! You have to admit Saturn he's an embarrassment...no wonder the mainstream make fun of us with likes of Pete involved..."
David Saturn-"I agree Pete isn't exactly a poster boy when it comes to mainstream media recognition but he's fairly popular with the fans. That's the key thing that counts..."
Neal Steal-"What the fans think should be the least concern..."
David Saturn-"You should host a seminar...an iidiot's guide to business with Neal Steal..."
Rusty reaches under the ring and throws various weapons into the ring. Rusty took his eyes off Pete who manages to shove him into the ringpost. Pete then nails Rusty with a trash can lid. Rusty back up but Pete nails him right in the face with the lid! That's brain scrambling and Rusty takes another shot to the head. 1,2...and Rusty shows his 34 years of resilience by kicking out.
Neal Steal-"That trash can is nothing compared to the shots Rusty took in his rasslin training all those years ago!"
David Saturn-"Maybe that's where all the delusion comes from too many shots to the head..."
Neal Steal-"Even these women are paying attention to the match. That's the effect Rusty has on people he just draws people in..."
David Saturn-"Pete's women doing a fine job of support as usual. Not the safest environment for them..."
Neal Steal-"Probably safer than the people Pete likely pimps them out to..."
Rusty rolled back into the ring and Pete follows picking up a trash can. Rusty rammed face first into the trash can and Pete with another shot to the lid. Pete goes for a whip, reversed and Rusty executes a drop toe hold again sending Pete into the trash can face first. Two wrestling moves. Rusty calls Pete a "fat piece of trash" and laughs at the supposed witticism.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Good God such originality there! Rusty's insults are about as original as his barrage of eyerakes..."
Neal Steal-"What else is he going to say to Pete. Just cut to the plain facts! Rusty's a no BS kinda guy...tells it like it is..."
David Saturn-"Here comes Ned..."
Rusty's grin changes to disgust as NAUGHTY NED comes down to ringside. Ned gyrates as Rusty nails Pete over the head with a stop sign which for some reason had been under the ring. Pete reverses a whip but is too obvious (even with Rusty) in going for a back body drop. Rusty manages to drop to his knee (a kick may have been too athletic) and uppercuts Pete before nailing him with the stop sign again.
Neal Steal-"STOP! Look in the mirror, lose some weight...HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"What an exhibition of pure wrestling we are seeing. Wrestling of the future this is..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty's just going to beat the hell out of Pete. Its only a matter of time until he puts the blob away..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about his weight it never did Skull any harm. Still Skull and Pete hardly have comparable careers..."
Pete whipped into the corner and as he staggers out Rusty delivers a clothesline...1,2...another kickout. Rusty slams his hand onto the mat in frustration. Both men to their feet and Pete picks up a chair. Rusty was ready however and nails Pete with another trash can right into the ribs. 1,2...and a kickout again by Pete. Very close and Pete pulls himself up in the corner.
David Saturn-"Two contests that promise to be less tan technical but the two main matches will have some tremendous wrestling!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty going for the ribs! I'm surprised Pete hasn't had a heart attack. He should have a sign over his neck reading WALKING HEART ATTACK HERE! I guess that's the case for most people here in Texas..."
David Saturn-"Well its the truth that its the "biggest" state in the US as far as weight goes..."
Neal Steal-"No wonder Pete got a better reception than normal he's probably a role model for fat bastards everywhere. Pete an example of minimal talent going far beyond his boundaries..."
David Saturn-"Rusty's the number one example of that there's ever been..."
However Rusty drives a chair into Pete's ribs. Pete is winded by that and Rusty with more trash talk. Pete reverses a whip and Rusty goes sternum first into the turnbuckle. Rusty charges out but Pete nails him over the head with the stop sign! Pete with the cover now as he look over at Ned...1,2...and Rusty kicks out. Ned probably does not care who wins.
Neal Steal-"People not conscious of their appearance here in Texas so I guess Ned fits in well...you're from Texas right Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Yes that's right still don't know where you're from. Have you been looking at my house on google again?"
Neal Steal-"I still bet that fat woman walking up to your house if your wife..."
David Saturn-"She's a friend of my wifes not that its relevant..."
Is there anyone Ned is not sexually attracted to? Once he even pulled down Steal's pants! Pete picks up the trash can and Pete gives him a hard shot as he gets to his feet. Rusty staggers into the corner and Pete sets up for a charge! Pete hoever charges with too much momentum and crashes head first into the ringpost.
Rusty once again quick on his feet but anyone would move fast with Pete coming at them! Pete looks like he might have knocked himself out cold...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"YAHOO! Another thrilling win for Rusty Axel and it was inevitable!"
David Saturn-"Pete might have knocked himself out cold..."
Neal Steal-"They might need a forklift out here to get Pete from the ring! HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"Pete's ladies are used to getting him up...that does not convey some pleasant images."
Neal Steal-"If they can get Pete "up" I guess they aren't so bad at their job after all! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Ned comes into the ring and Rusty quickly bails. Ned follows Rusty up the ramp almost frothing at the mouth. This could be a long month ahead for Rusty!
Neal Steal-"Rusty making a sacrifice thanks to his high rasslin values. He's put the integrity of rasslin first even if it means having to deal with this idiot for a month!"
David Saturn-"I hear that Gemini has ust arrived to the building. Lets take it to our new AWR interviewer...Curtis Boice..."
Neal Steal-"What happened to Al Walters?"
David Saturn-"I liked Al but lets face it he put fans to sleep..."
Neal Steal-"Some loyal friend you are..."
Neal Steal-"Its a no win situation. Its a sorry state of affairs whoever will be representing AWR as champion when this night is over!
David Saturn-Anyway right now we are about to hear from that crooked doctor who assisted Royal last week...
The scene cuts to a splitscreen and there are boos as the Doctor from last week appears on screen...
David Saturn-"Now what's your name...
Doctor-Dr Kantorowitsch
David Saturn-"Well I'm glad I'm not interviewing you for a newspaper then...so lets cut to the chase why did you do what you did last week?"
Doctor-"Now your tone Mr Saturn comes across as unpleasantly accusatory.
Neal Steal-"He's a very unprofessional man Doctor I apologise for his poor journalism..."
Doctor-"Thanks Neal. All I did last week was perform my highly credible services in the area of medical science. I examined Mr Royal and he was diagnosed immediately with what appeared to be a severe concussion. Now this diagnosis was wrong but not as an error on my part...Mr Royal is simply a freak of nature. I don't mean that in a demeaning way but a very positive way. We know Mr Royal's intellect is only on a par with Silvio Megala. The simple facts are Mr Royal showed supreme powers of recovery which amazed me. It is not my fault Mr Saturn if you hold tremendous jealousy towards this man..."
David Saturn-"I'm just pointing out what many deem to be the real facts..."
Doctor-"Well I'm the doctor and I'm giving you the courtesy of my professional opinion..."
David Saturn-"Well thanks...for nothing..."
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of this man Doctor Kantorowitsch...LOOK OUT!"
The doctor spins round where he is planted face first into the floor with the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER! Standing over him of course is JAY SWIFT. The Doctor lies motionless on the floor as Swift walks away. Moments later Maggia walks by...
Roberto Maggia-"You better hope Silvio and Royal paid you well...you're fired...and don't expect a reference!"
Maggia walks away as the scene cuts back to the ring.
Neal Steal-"Now that's despicable! All that Doctor was trying to do was help people!"
David Saturn-"I say he got what he deserved..."
Neal Steal-"For what? Being a public servant? A man of integrity?"
David Saturn-"For being someone who takes a bribe. That Doctor was hired to do a job not give his profession a bad rep. Thankfully all Doctors aren't like...whatever the hell his name was..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Robert!"
David Saturn-"We will be right back after some AWR merchandise plugs!"
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David Saturn-"Well as you can see we have been "treated" to a Robert Carr appearance right here on commentary..."
Robert Carr-"See! All I do is sit down and you're already making sarcastic remarks! I'm an excellent insightful commentator myself and Neal are going to carry this match for you..."
Neal Steal-"Its always a pleasure Robert to have you join us."
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins making his way out..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"So what's the problem with you and Adkins?"
Robert Carr-"This guy has a problem with everyone he's antisocial to the max! He turned on me for no reason with the comments he made before the CRASH title match last week..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe he believes you're with Cruz and does not like such a relationship..."
Neal Steal-"Even if Robert was with Hulk which clearly isn't the case he would not have turned on Tracy who is just paranoid..."
David Saturn-"One thing you and Tracy always had in common then Rob..."
Robert Carr-"Its Robert to you!"
From Calgary, Alberta, Canada...Hulk...CRUZ!!!
David Saturn-"Here he comes then your fellow War Machine..."
Robert Carr-"ENOUGH! I have told you Saturn me and this man are not affiliated!"
David Saturn-"If you took a poll of these fans the vast majority would disagree..."
Neal Steal-"That's because they are idiotic enough to believe your lies Saturn."
The bell rings and Cruz does his best to avoid Tracy and starts yelling at Carr. The crowd boo tired of Cruz continuing to claim he isn't with Carr. Adkins comes at Cruz and he bails out of the ring. Cruz goes to get back in the ring, but demands the ref tells Adkins to back off. Adkins takes no notice and Crux slips back into the ring anyway.
David Saturn-"I guess Hulk does not need any masked war machines at ringside. I'm sure Robert is waiting to provide the support he needs..."
Robert Carr-"If you and these fans continue to make such lies I'll sue each and every one of you for slander!"
David Saturn-"So you're going to sue over 10,000 people? That's really feasible..."
Neal Steal-"He just needs to contact the local courts most of these fans are probably on pretrial release or wearing a tag."
The crowd unsure which side to take here maybe just wanting to see both beat the hell out of each other! Cruz bails to the outside again as Adkins gets close. Quickly Cruz gets back in and finally the men lock up, with Adkins getting the advantage, backing Cruz into the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Cruz ducks a clothesline on the rebound but doesn’t duck a second attempt.
David Saturn-"So how do you explain Cruz attacking Tracy last week conveniently after he took you out?"
Robert Carr-"I would have kicked out and Tracy is the one who took the fall not me. I would have beaten Gemini if Tracy wasn't involved..."
Neal Steal-"Its obvious Cruz was simply going after his PPV opponent."
David Saturn-"Not simple to conclude that at all with all what has gone down with Carr and the War Machines lately..."
Cruz quickly up and gets taken right back down with another clothesline. A third Adkins clothesline flips Cruz upside down and he crashes to the mat. Cruz isn't a small man at 6,5 and 248 pounds Adkins connected with force there. A woozy Cruz then once again bails to the outside of the ring. Maybe Cruz is still rusty (not that Rusty!) though he may have been in the ring since leaving NIWF.
Robert Carr-"If you want to see those other War Machines they will probably be out here helping Swift later."
Neal Steal-"Fans might like them here we are close to Mexico after all. Probably a lot of illegal aliens here as well..."
David Saturn-"Swift has nothing to do with the War Machines. How many times does he have to say it?"
Robert Carr-"How many times do I have to say I'm not with them?"
Cruz is trying to regain his composure on the outside of the ring. Cruz gets back into the ring and looks for a kick to the gut but Adkins catches it and delivers a few stinging jabs to the jaw. Adkins finishes it off with a big right then takes Adkins off his feet and sends him reeling outside of the ring. It looks like Cruz is going to leave but Adkins catches him from behind.
David Saturn-"I'm no Adkins fan but I don't blame him if he has lost trust in you..."
Robert Carr-"I did nothing to him! Compare me to Red Randal who screwed him in a towel match. I was always watching his back..."
David Saturn-"With knife in hand..."
Adkins throws Cruz back into the ring exchanging a glare with Carr. Adkins backs Cruz into the corner and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Adkins charges in but Cruz catches him with a boot to the face that takes Adkins off his feet. First offensive move of the match for Cruz who quickly drops an elbow into the heart of Adkins if he has one.
Robert Carr-"The one thing Tracy never liked was me being the leader of our team. I beat him fair and square for that right yet he still acted like he was the one with authority."
Neal Steal-"Exactly he treated you on a par with Randal who was just a lowly lackey..."
Robert Carr-"Plus he keeps taking digs at AWR staff. He should be focusing solely on Maggia but he blames Silvio and Rusty too. Rusty always treated Tracy very fairly..."
David Saturn-"I notice you didn't say Silvio likes Tracy very much..."
Cruz gets up and does it again. And again. Cover, 1…2…kickout. Chinlock applied by Cruz, trying to wear Adkins down. Adkins fights to a knee, then to his feet and elbows to the gut to escape. Rights and lefts now by Adkins staggering Cruz before then Adkins clotheslines Cruz down to the mat. Adkins charges off the ropes again...
David Saturn-"Cruz improving as the match goes on shaking off some ring rust..."
Robert Carr-"There's no disputing he's a fine wrestler."
David Saturn-"Well I guess you wouldn't want to team with him otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"They have not teamed together once Saturn! Stop telling such LIES!"
This time Cruz goes under Adkins and takes him down with a knee to the gut on the rebound. Cruz brings Adkins to his feet and tosses him to the outside of the ring. Cruz goes out to the apron and comes off with an axe handle to Adkins back. Cruz rolls Adkins back into the ring. Rights by Cruz and he slams Adkins face into the turnbuckle.
Robert Carr-"We had a strong stable in SIN and its because of Tracy it collapsed. I was the glue that held that team together and it came unstuck because of Adkins."
Neal Steal-"Even you have stated Saturn that Adkins is antisocial. You know Carr is right..."
David Saturn-"I don't know why anyone would want to team with Adkins in first place when he treats people like crap..."
Robert Carr-"Well I tried to improve his social skills but he didn't want to know..."
Adkins staggers out and Cruz pokes him in the eye and then rakes Tracy's face across the top rope. Snapmare takedown by Cruz into a headlock. The ref raises Adkins arm and it drops once. Twice. Adkins keeps it off the mat on the third attempt! Adkins to his knees then to his feet and an elbow to the gut breaks the hold.
David Saturn-"Still no sign of the other War Machines..."
Neal Steal-"You never know of that imposter who faced Swift might come out and attack Cruz..."
David Saturn-"That guy looked just like one of the men who attacked Slick. That's the one time Cruz admits to being behind something the War Machines did..."
Robert Carr-"Well Cruz did something right there not that I needed his help. The attack on Slick had nothing to do with me."
Cruz tries to ram Adkins face first into the turnbuckle but Adkins blocks and Cruz tastes the turnbuckle instead. Rights and lefts by Adkins and Cruz is down. Adkins picks himself up in the corner then begins the mounted 10-punch sequence. Adkins hits them all then whips Cruz off the ropes and catches him with a running crossbody! The ref is also taken out...
David Saturn-"Referee is down and I can't see this remaining one on one for long!"
Neal Steal-"Fans not really behind either man. I guess they are disillusioned that they are about to see Swift lose the next match..."
Robert Carr-"Maybe I can speed things up..."
David Saturn-"What a surprise it looks like Carr is going to get involved..."
Adkins is setting up for a superkick but Cruz luckily falls out of the ring as he stumbles to his feet. It looks like Cruz has had enough again and for the second time in the match he is going to hightail it out of here! Cruz is walking up the ramp and Adkins goes to follow but Robert Carr leaves the announce position and attacks from behind! The crowd boo (not exactly out of sympathy for Adkins) as Carr delivers the CARR CRASH on the steel ramp!
David Saturn-"Oh now come on! He's just assisted Cruz blatantly! Stop living this ridiculous lie..."
Neal Steal-"Robert is just exacting revenge on Adkins it is a mere irrelevance that Cruz is Tracy's opponent..."
David Saturn-"I don't think so somehow..."
Neal Steal-"That ref is getting back up...Cruz needs to hurry!"
Carr then walks down the side of the ramp and past the production equipment heading backstage. Cruz stands on the main part of the ramp looking confused. Cruz yells out "I never asked for his help that had nothing to do with me" then argues with the crowd. The ref however is back up (but missed the Carr attack) and counts both men out!
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
David Saturn-"Cruz had it won thanks to Carr but he lost train of thought!"
Neal Steal-"Is that Carr's fault as well?"
David Saturn-"No its not Carr's fault his buddy didn't take advantage of that attack..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Cruz is finished with Tracy yet..."
Cruz curses in frustration realising he should have rolled Tracy back into the ring instead of wasting tie with the crowd! The crowd mock Cruz who then starts claiming that he never wanted Carr's help! Cruz acts like he got himself counted out on purpose (out of protest at Carr's help) but the crowd know better!
Cruz then perches Tracy on his shoulders and delivers the CRUZ A FIX on the ramp! Quite ironic really considering Tracy's crucifix pose! Cruz is booed up the ramp all the way backstage.
David Saturn-"Tracy taking some brutal bumps on the ramp. Forgive me if my heart isn't bleeding..."
Neal Steal-"That will rub salt into the wound hitting Tracy with a symbolic move like that. Its the type of reference Tracy makes..."
David Saturn-"Well we probably haven't seen the last of these two battling it out. Lets take a look at some upcoming releases on AWR Home Video!"
LIVE!
FROM AT & T CENTER, SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
EARLIER TONIGHT:
We see Anthony Royal in his private locker room reading a copy of the Wall Street Journal. He audibly sighs as he hears a familiar voice...
Rusty: Hey Tony its me again!"
Royal again sighs especially at the name Tony.
Rusty: I forgot a lil' tip I was gonna give ya before your match with Swift. Now ya see how Swift..."
Rusty suddenly gets a confused look on his face...
Rusty: Say, Tony? Where is that beef anyways?
[red] Royal: [/red] Come again?
Rusty: The beef I gave ya a hour ago. Where’s the beef?
[red] Royal: [/red] Oh my god Rusty, I don’t know! But, if I had to guess, I’d say that son of a bitch Swift took it. He knew the super powers that beef would give me, and he took it and probably ate it for himself!
Rusty: Oh, that no good cheat! Don’t you worry Tony, I’m gonna go and have a look for it just incase he aint eaten it yet. Still gimme 2 more mins I wanna talk more strategy with ya...now ya see how Swift does...
Rusty tells the cameramen to leave as Royal rolls his eyes in the background.
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"We are live on a hot night in San Antonio! Welcome to Feel The Burn!"
Neal Steal-"Brought to you by AT&T who also sponsor this arena and apparently have no sense of morality...
David Saturn-"Oh don't start with that. Indeed we have two high quality main events here which could compete with anywhere in the world!"
Neal Steal-"The best being Mr Royal of course as he prepares to end Jay Swift's unbeaten record!"
David Saturn-"Two hugely anticipated matchups but we start first with Playboy Pete!"
Neal Steal-"...and far more significantly the legendary Rusty Axel!"
VS
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rusty was in a kickass mood even before his gift of premium quality beef for Mr Royal was stolen. What a thief Swift is..."
David Saturn-"That's what our resident king of honesty Royal claims..."
Neal Steal-"Typical Swift he will stoop to any low to try to get a boost!"
David Saturn-"Whatever...here comes Rusty anyway probably the most deluded man in all of wrestling...or rasslin..."
From Savannah, Georgia...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"Rusty's going to tie this fat disgrace in knots. Pete's an embarrassment to rasslin. Look at these women is this what counts for San Antonio's finest?"
David Saturn-"Pete bringing his premium escort service to Texas. No sign of Naughty Ned..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia's pathetic stipulation with the "winner" if that's the right term receiving Ned for a month. Speak of the devil..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Maggia might have decided to change things. I doubt Ned has had a change of heart but you never know..."
Neal Steal-"Surprised the egomaniac didn't insist on his music being played..."
As things are about to get started the referee and combatants are interrupted by the sound of Roberto Maggia's voice...
Roberto Maggia-"Now hold on just a moment! This past week Rusty you intelligently...cough...told everyone that you were planning on getting yourself disqualified provided you give Pete a severe beating. Now there's people who would dispute that beating remark and I definitely consider intentional disqualification as a mark of disrepute. Therefore I am now making this match...No Holds Barred!"
Maggia nods in acknowledgement to the crowd before making his way backstage. Rusty is wide eyed with fury in the ring.
Neal Steal-"You can't treat a legend like this!"
David Saturn-"Pete's not a legend..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up...you can't spring this on Old Rusty with a moments notice! Plus Rusty hates this hardcore crap..."
David Saturn-"Rusty with power here in AWR of course but he can't overule Maggia..."
Neal Steal-"Just an egotistical young kid trying to feel big ordering around a legend..."
As Rusty protests Pete charges but Rusty surprises everyone by executing a drop toe hold. An actual "rasslin" move by Rusty to start off this contest, Pete flat on his face and Rusty laughs at him talking trash. Rusty then makes the cover showing how little he thinks of Pete's abilities...1,2...and a kickout. Right hands by Rusty then he slams Pete's head into the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Well I don't think this was ever going to be a technical exhibition so its not like we are missing out on a clinic with the hardcore stip addition..."
Neal Steal-"A mat technician like Rusty will tie Pete up in knots but first he's just going to pound the big blob into submission..."
David Saturn-"This match taking place following Pete's recent commentary appearance. The problems between these two go back even further..."
Neal Steal-"Yes Rusty was appalled by what Pete did to Jason Skilled..."
David Saturn-"Jason seen at AWR HQ recently so he could return soon after being absent for the last several weeks..."
Rusty goes to the outside and brings in a trash can ramming Pete's head into the turnbuckle again. Rusty whips Pete to the opposite corner then charges smashing the trash can over Pete's head. Another cover and another two count. Rusty goes for another whip but Pete reverses. Rusty sent into the corner and Pete charges shoulder first catching Rusty in the midsection.
Neal Steal-"Good thing earthquakes are rare in San Antonio. Pete could trigger one just by passing gas..."
David Saturn-"Rusty sharing a riveting story with us about such an instance this past week..."
Neal Steal-"There's a lot of veterans with a great rep for storytelling in rasslin and Rusty's up there with the best!"
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you haven't accused Pete of stealing the beef...indeed it was a beef related remark by Pete which resulted in Rusty issuing this challenge..."
Neal Steal-"Ah yes...where's da beef. Pete is big but he isn't clever!"
Rusty slumps to the mat and Pete delivers a right hand. Pete then picks up the can and nails Rusty across the back with it. More rights follow and Pete charges off the ropes. Rusty tries to raise the trash can to stop Pete but it backfires on him as Pete runs right through it! Rusty is knocked to the outside landing hard. Pete follows...cover...1,2...kickout.
David Saturn-"People like Pete, Cruz and Tracy looking for wins tonight and indeed it might put them in CRASH title contention. If Gemini beats Fa Sho there will be at least two spots up for grabs..."
Neal Steal-"Cruz and Tracy will be up next and guess what Saturn? Robert Carr will be joining us on commentary! Didn't know that did you ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"How wonderful...still have scars from the amount of whining Carr did last time he joined the announce table."
Neal Steal-"Carr's an excellent announcer unlike Pete who was an even bigger, fatter embarrassment than normal sitting at this desk..."
Pete then takes apart the steel steps and positions them as Rusty struggles to his feet. Pete slams Rusty's head into the steps then picks up a chair. Pete with more rights and seats Rusty in the chair. Pete then goes to charge over the steps and onto Rusty! Seeing his life flash before his eyes Rusty manages to move avoiding the splash at the last moment!
Neal Steal-"AHHHH! Even Rusty looked fearful there!"
David Saturn-"That would not have been a good impact for Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"Yes it was because his pure, quick athleticism got him out the way!"
David Saturn-"Well you hear about average people doing superhuman things in a moment of crisis. Rusty actually moving beyond a snails pace there..."
That's about as quick as we will ever see Rusty move! Pete landed hard on the chair but gets to his feet surprisingly quickly. Rusty connects with a solid clothesline...1,2...another kickout. Pete rolled back into the ring and Rusty fires away with jabs. Rusty charges and manages to knock Pete through the ropes back to the outside. Rusty then whips Pete hard into the barricade.
Neal Steal-"Pete's a key reason why Rusty should be responsible for hiring all incoming talent! You have to admit Saturn he's an embarrassment...no wonder the mainstream make fun of us with likes of Pete involved..."
David Saturn-"I agree Pete isn't exactly a poster boy when it comes to mainstream media recognition but he's fairly popular with the fans. That's the key thing that counts..."
Neal Steal-"What the fans think should be the least concern..."
David Saturn-"You should host a seminar...an iidiot's guide to business with Neal Steal..."
Rusty reaches under the ring and throws various weapons into the ring. Rusty took his eyes off Pete who manages to shove him into the ringpost. Pete then nails Rusty with a trash can lid. Rusty back up but Pete nails him right in the face with the lid! That's brain scrambling and Rusty takes another shot to the head. 1,2...and Rusty shows his 34 years of resilience by kicking out.
Neal Steal-"That trash can is nothing compared to the shots Rusty took in his rasslin training all those years ago!"
David Saturn-"Maybe that's where all the delusion comes from too many shots to the head..."
Neal Steal-"Even these women are paying attention to the match. That's the effect Rusty has on people he just draws people in..."
David Saturn-"Pete's women doing a fine job of support as usual. Not the safest environment for them..."
Neal Steal-"Probably safer than the people Pete likely pimps them out to..."
Rusty rolled back into the ring and Pete follows picking up a trash can. Rusty rammed face first into the trash can and Pete with another shot to the lid. Pete goes for a whip, reversed and Rusty executes a drop toe hold again sending Pete into the trash can face first. Two wrestling moves. Rusty calls Pete a "fat piece of trash" and laughs at the supposed witticism.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Good God such originality there! Rusty's insults are about as original as his barrage of eyerakes..."
Neal Steal-"What else is he going to say to Pete. Just cut to the plain facts! Rusty's a no BS kinda guy...tells it like it is..."
David Saturn-"Here comes Ned..."
Rusty's grin changes to disgust as NAUGHTY NED comes down to ringside. Ned gyrates as Rusty nails Pete over the head with a stop sign which for some reason had been under the ring. Pete reverses a whip but is too obvious (even with Rusty) in going for a back body drop. Rusty manages to drop to his knee (a kick may have been too athletic) and uppercuts Pete before nailing him with the stop sign again.
Neal Steal-"STOP! Look in the mirror, lose some weight...HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"What an exhibition of pure wrestling we are seeing. Wrestling of the future this is..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty's just going to beat the hell out of Pete. Its only a matter of time until he puts the blob away..."
David Saturn-"Who cares about his weight it never did Skull any harm. Still Skull and Pete hardly have comparable careers..."
Pete whipped into the corner and as he staggers out Rusty delivers a clothesline...1,2...another kickout. Rusty slams his hand onto the mat in frustration. Both men to their feet and Pete picks up a chair. Rusty was ready however and nails Pete with another trash can right into the ribs. 1,2...and a kickout again by Pete. Very close and Pete pulls himself up in the corner.
David Saturn-"Two contests that promise to be less tan technical but the two main matches will have some tremendous wrestling!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty going for the ribs! I'm surprised Pete hasn't had a heart attack. He should have a sign over his neck reading WALKING HEART ATTACK HERE! I guess that's the case for most people here in Texas..."
David Saturn-"Well its the truth that its the "biggest" state in the US as far as weight goes..."
Neal Steal-"No wonder Pete got a better reception than normal he's probably a role model for fat bastards everywhere. Pete an example of minimal talent going far beyond his boundaries..."
David Saturn-"Rusty's the number one example of that there's ever been..."
However Rusty drives a chair into Pete's ribs. Pete is winded by that and Rusty with more trash talk. Pete reverses a whip and Rusty goes sternum first into the turnbuckle. Rusty charges out but Pete nails him over the head with the stop sign! Pete with the cover now as he look over at Ned...1,2...and Rusty kicks out. Ned probably does not care who wins.
Neal Steal-"People not conscious of their appearance here in Texas so I guess Ned fits in well...you're from Texas right Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Yes that's right still don't know where you're from. Have you been looking at my house on google again?"
Neal Steal-"I still bet that fat woman walking up to your house if your wife..."
David Saturn-"She's a friend of my wifes not that its relevant..."
Is there anyone Ned is not sexually attracted to? Once he even pulled down Steal's pants! Pete picks up the trash can and Pete gives him a hard shot as he gets to his feet. Rusty staggers into the corner and Pete sets up for a charge! Pete hoever charges with too much momentum and crashes head first into the ringpost.
Rusty once again quick on his feet but anyone would move fast with Pete coming at them! Pete looks like he might have knocked himself out cold...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"YAHOO! Another thrilling win for Rusty Axel and it was inevitable!"
David Saturn-"Pete might have knocked himself out cold..."
Neal Steal-"They might need a forklift out here to get Pete from the ring! HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"Pete's ladies are used to getting him up...that does not convey some pleasant images."
Neal Steal-"If they can get Pete "up" I guess they aren't so bad at their job after all! HA HA HA HA HA!"
Ned comes into the ring and Rusty quickly bails. Ned follows Rusty up the ramp almost frothing at the mouth. This could be a long month ahead for Rusty!
Neal Steal-"Rusty making a sacrifice thanks to his high rasslin values. He's put the integrity of rasslin first even if it means having to deal with this idiot for a month!"
David Saturn-"I hear that Gemini has ust arrived to the building. Lets take it to our new AWR interviewer...Curtis Boice..."
Neal Steal-"What happened to Al Walters?"
David Saturn-"I liked Al but lets face it he put fans to sleep..."
Neal Steal-"Some loyal friend you are..."
The scene fades in and we are in the parking lot of the AT&T arena and we see Gemini coming out of his limo with his best friend, Pavia Singleton. He’s wearing his black shades with a Miami Heat jacket and black jeans with his black “DESTROYER” t-shirt. Pavia is wearing his black “FEEL THE BURN” t-shirt with blue jeans. Suddenly new AWR interviewer Curtis Boice comes up to Gemini with a mic in hand.
Curtis Boice: Good evening, Gemini! How are you doing tonight?
Gemini: Well as you can see, I clearly look great!
Fans: WHOOO!
Gemini: I currently FEEL GREAT!
Fans: WHOOOO!
Gemini: So I am most definitely doing great. See I already know what you want to ask me so let me just go ahead and answer before you waste your breath asking. This is the first time ever that I’ve ever had a pay per view named after me and you’re probably wondering how that feels for me considering that this show is being hosted in a city where I quite honestly have not had good history. Well the answer to that it feels pretty good to me. I think that tonight is the night where the entire world is going to witness a true Champion vs Champion match that’s going to be talked about for ages.
Curtis Boice: Well as I can tell from your promo, this isn’t your first time fighting a Champion vs Champion match with a title on the line.
Gemini: Of course not. When I was going against Anthony Bloodbath for the THW World Championship, I was the defending THW International Champion. And of course once I beat him to win the title, I happily vacated the title. Then I went on to Annual Annihilation and competed in a Champion vs Champion vs Champion match, which saw me get the best of both Gabbi Sparks and Anthony Bloodbath to retain the THW World Championship. So pretty much, competing in this type of circumstance is in my backyard.
Curtis Boice: Well Kris Destiny seems hellbent on teaching you a lesson tonight. He seems hellbent on putting an end to your lies. He seems…
Gemini cuts him off as he’s clearly had enough.
Gemini: I want you to listen to me and listen real good. I don’t give a flying damn what Kris Destiny is hellbent on doing tonight, because quite frankly the only thing he’s been good at doing is making himself look like an uneducated, repetitive jackass. I’m going to put it you straight. Kris can claim that he wants to best in the world all he wants, and that’s perfectly fine because we should all aim to be the best. But performing the acts that he did the week prior to Thunderstorm when he damn near assaulted the entire locker room just because Anthony Royal had gotten into his head is not going to earn his “best in the world” status. Trying to find 101 ways to reiterate the fact that I killed my ex-girlfriend and need to be punished is damn sure not going to earn him that status either. So like I’ve said before and I’ll say it again for the last time. I’m done talking. My actions will do my talking for me tonight in the ring, and when the action is over, I will no longer be representing AWR as the Crash Champion because I will be the NEW….AWR WORLD CHAMPION!
And with that, Gemini brushes past Boice, seemingly ready to get ready for the biggest match in his recent AWR career.
Curtis Boice: Good evening, Gemini! How are you doing tonight?
Gemini: Well as you can see, I clearly look great!
Fans: WHOOO!
Gemini: I currently FEEL GREAT!
Fans: WHOOOO!
Gemini: So I am most definitely doing great. See I already know what you want to ask me so let me just go ahead and answer before you waste your breath asking. This is the first time ever that I’ve ever had a pay per view named after me and you’re probably wondering how that feels for me considering that this show is being hosted in a city where I quite honestly have not had good history. Well the answer to that it feels pretty good to me. I think that tonight is the night where the entire world is going to witness a true Champion vs Champion match that’s going to be talked about for ages.
Curtis Boice: Well as I can tell from your promo, this isn’t your first time fighting a Champion vs Champion match with a title on the line.
Gemini: Of course not. When I was going against Anthony Bloodbath for the THW World Championship, I was the defending THW International Champion. And of course once I beat him to win the title, I happily vacated the title. Then I went on to Annual Annihilation and competed in a Champion vs Champion vs Champion match, which saw me get the best of both Gabbi Sparks and Anthony Bloodbath to retain the THW World Championship. So pretty much, competing in this type of circumstance is in my backyard.
Curtis Boice: Well Kris Destiny seems hellbent on teaching you a lesson tonight. He seems hellbent on putting an end to your lies. He seems…
Gemini cuts him off as he’s clearly had enough.
Gemini: I want you to listen to me and listen real good. I don’t give a flying damn what Kris Destiny is hellbent on doing tonight, because quite frankly the only thing he’s been good at doing is making himself look like an uneducated, repetitive jackass. I’m going to put it you straight. Kris can claim that he wants to best in the world all he wants, and that’s perfectly fine because we should all aim to be the best. But performing the acts that he did the week prior to Thunderstorm when he damn near assaulted the entire locker room just because Anthony Royal had gotten into his head is not going to earn his “best in the world” status. Trying to find 101 ways to reiterate the fact that I killed my ex-girlfriend and need to be punished is damn sure not going to earn him that status either. So like I’ve said before and I’ll say it again for the last time. I’m done talking. My actions will do my talking for me tonight in the ring, and when the action is over, I will no longer be representing AWR as the Crash Champion because I will be the NEW….AWR WORLD CHAMPION!
And with that, Gemini brushes past Boice, seemingly ready to get ready for the biggest match in his recent AWR career.
Neal Steal-"Its a no win situation. Its a sorry state of affairs whoever will be representing AWR as champion when this night is over!
David Saturn-Anyway right now we are about to hear from that crooked doctor who assisted Royal last week...
The scene cuts to a splitscreen and there are boos as the Doctor from last week appears on screen...
David Saturn-"Now what's your name...
Doctor-Dr Kantorowitsch
David Saturn-"Well I'm glad I'm not interviewing you for a newspaper then...so lets cut to the chase why did you do what you did last week?"
Doctor-"Now your tone Mr Saturn comes across as unpleasantly accusatory.
Neal Steal-"He's a very unprofessional man Doctor I apologise for his poor journalism..."
Doctor-"Thanks Neal. All I did last week was perform my highly credible services in the area of medical science. I examined Mr Royal and he was diagnosed immediately with what appeared to be a severe concussion. Now this diagnosis was wrong but not as an error on my part...Mr Royal is simply a freak of nature. I don't mean that in a demeaning way but a very positive way. We know Mr Royal's intellect is only on a par with Silvio Megala. The simple facts are Mr Royal showed supreme powers of recovery which amazed me. It is not my fault Mr Saturn if you hold tremendous jealousy towards this man..."
David Saturn-"I'm just pointing out what many deem to be the real facts..."
Doctor-"Well I'm the doctor and I'm giving you the courtesy of my professional opinion..."
David Saturn-"Well thanks...for nothing..."
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of this man Doctor Kantorowitsch...LOOK OUT!"
The doctor spins round where he is planted face first into the floor with the PHOENIX FACEBREAKER! Standing over him of course is JAY SWIFT. The Doctor lies motionless on the floor as Swift walks away. Moments later Maggia walks by...
Roberto Maggia-"You better hope Silvio and Royal paid you well...you're fired...and don't expect a reference!"
Maggia walks away as the scene cuts back to the ring.
Neal Steal-"Now that's despicable! All that Doctor was trying to do was help people!"
David Saturn-"I say he got what he deserved..."
Neal Steal-"For what? Being a public servant? A man of integrity?"
David Saturn-"For being someone who takes a bribe. That Doctor was hired to do a job not give his profession a bad rep. Thankfully all Doctors aren't like...whatever the hell his name was..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Robert!"
David Saturn-"We will be right back after some AWR merchandise plugs!"
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VS
David Saturn-"Well as you can see we have been "treated" to a Robert Carr appearance right here on commentary..."
Robert Carr-"See! All I do is sit down and you're already making sarcastic remarks! I'm an excellent insightful commentator myself and Neal are going to carry this match for you..."
Neal Steal-"Its always a pleasure Robert to have you join us."
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins making his way out..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"So what's the problem with you and Adkins?"
Robert Carr-"This guy has a problem with everyone he's antisocial to the max! He turned on me for no reason with the comments he made before the CRASH title match last week..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe he believes you're with Cruz and does not like such a relationship..."
Neal Steal-"Even if Robert was with Hulk which clearly isn't the case he would not have turned on Tracy who is just paranoid..."
David Saturn-"One thing you and Tracy always had in common then Rob..."
Robert Carr-"Its Robert to you!"
From Calgary, Alberta, Canada...Hulk...CRUZ!!!
David Saturn-"Here he comes then your fellow War Machine..."
Robert Carr-"ENOUGH! I have told you Saturn me and this man are not affiliated!"
David Saturn-"If you took a poll of these fans the vast majority would disagree..."
Neal Steal-"That's because they are idiotic enough to believe your lies Saturn."
The bell rings and Cruz does his best to avoid Tracy and starts yelling at Carr. The crowd boo tired of Cruz continuing to claim he isn't with Carr. Adkins comes at Cruz and he bails out of the ring. Cruz goes to get back in the ring, but demands the ref tells Adkins to back off. Adkins takes no notice and Crux slips back into the ring anyway.
David Saturn-"I guess Hulk does not need any masked war machines at ringside. I'm sure Robert is waiting to provide the support he needs..."
Robert Carr-"If you and these fans continue to make such lies I'll sue each and every one of you for slander!"
David Saturn-"So you're going to sue over 10,000 people? That's really feasible..."
Neal Steal-"He just needs to contact the local courts most of these fans are probably on pretrial release or wearing a tag."
The crowd unsure which side to take here maybe just wanting to see both beat the hell out of each other! Cruz bails to the outside again as Adkins gets close. Quickly Cruz gets back in and finally the men lock up, with Adkins getting the advantage, backing Cruz into the ropes and whipping him across the ring. Cruz ducks a clothesline on the rebound but doesn’t duck a second attempt.
David Saturn-"So how do you explain Cruz attacking Tracy last week conveniently after he took you out?"
Robert Carr-"I would have kicked out and Tracy is the one who took the fall not me. I would have beaten Gemini if Tracy wasn't involved..."
Neal Steal-"Its obvious Cruz was simply going after his PPV opponent."
David Saturn-"Not simple to conclude that at all with all what has gone down with Carr and the War Machines lately..."
Cruz quickly up and gets taken right back down with another clothesline. A third Adkins clothesline flips Cruz upside down and he crashes to the mat. Cruz isn't a small man at 6,5 and 248 pounds Adkins connected with force there. A woozy Cruz then once again bails to the outside of the ring. Maybe Cruz is still rusty (not that Rusty!) though he may have been in the ring since leaving NIWF.
Robert Carr-"If you want to see those other War Machines they will probably be out here helping Swift later."
Neal Steal-"Fans might like them here we are close to Mexico after all. Probably a lot of illegal aliens here as well..."
David Saturn-"Swift has nothing to do with the War Machines. How many times does he have to say it?"
Robert Carr-"How many times do I have to say I'm not with them?"
Cruz is trying to regain his composure on the outside of the ring. Cruz gets back into the ring and looks for a kick to the gut but Adkins catches it and delivers a few stinging jabs to the jaw. Adkins finishes it off with a big right then takes Adkins off his feet and sends him reeling outside of the ring. It looks like Cruz is going to leave but Adkins catches him from behind.
David Saturn-"I'm no Adkins fan but I don't blame him if he has lost trust in you..."
Robert Carr-"I did nothing to him! Compare me to Red Randal who screwed him in a towel match. I was always watching his back..."
David Saturn-"With knife in hand..."
Adkins throws Cruz back into the ring exchanging a glare with Carr. Adkins backs Cruz into the corner and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner. Adkins charges in but Cruz catches him with a boot to the face that takes Adkins off his feet. First offensive move of the match for Cruz who quickly drops an elbow into the heart of Adkins if he has one.
Robert Carr-"The one thing Tracy never liked was me being the leader of our team. I beat him fair and square for that right yet he still acted like he was the one with authority."
Neal Steal-"Exactly he treated you on a par with Randal who was just a lowly lackey..."
Robert Carr-"Plus he keeps taking digs at AWR staff. He should be focusing solely on Maggia but he blames Silvio and Rusty too. Rusty always treated Tracy very fairly..."
David Saturn-"I notice you didn't say Silvio likes Tracy very much..."
Cruz gets up and does it again. And again. Cover, 1…2…kickout. Chinlock applied by Cruz, trying to wear Adkins down. Adkins fights to a knee, then to his feet and elbows to the gut to escape. Rights and lefts now by Adkins staggering Cruz before then Adkins clotheslines Cruz down to the mat. Adkins charges off the ropes again...
David Saturn-"Cruz improving as the match goes on shaking off some ring rust..."
Robert Carr-"There's no disputing he's a fine wrestler."
David Saturn-"Well I guess you wouldn't want to team with him otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"They have not teamed together once Saturn! Stop telling such LIES!"
This time Cruz goes under Adkins and takes him down with a knee to the gut on the rebound. Cruz brings Adkins to his feet and tosses him to the outside of the ring. Cruz goes out to the apron and comes off with an axe handle to Adkins back. Cruz rolls Adkins back into the ring. Rights by Cruz and he slams Adkins face into the turnbuckle.
Robert Carr-"We had a strong stable in SIN and its because of Tracy it collapsed. I was the glue that held that team together and it came unstuck because of Adkins."
Neal Steal-"Even you have stated Saturn that Adkins is antisocial. You know Carr is right..."
David Saturn-"I don't know why anyone would want to team with Adkins in first place when he treats people like crap..."
Robert Carr-"Well I tried to improve his social skills but he didn't want to know..."
Adkins staggers out and Cruz pokes him in the eye and then rakes Tracy's face across the top rope. Snapmare takedown by Cruz into a headlock. The ref raises Adkins arm and it drops once. Twice. Adkins keeps it off the mat on the third attempt! Adkins to his knees then to his feet and an elbow to the gut breaks the hold.
David Saturn-"Still no sign of the other War Machines..."
Neal Steal-"You never know of that imposter who faced Swift might come out and attack Cruz..."
David Saturn-"That guy looked just like one of the men who attacked Slick. That's the one time Cruz admits to being behind something the War Machines did..."
Robert Carr-"Well Cruz did something right there not that I needed his help. The attack on Slick had nothing to do with me."
Cruz tries to ram Adkins face first into the turnbuckle but Adkins blocks and Cruz tastes the turnbuckle instead. Rights and lefts by Adkins and Cruz is down. Adkins picks himself up in the corner then begins the mounted 10-punch sequence. Adkins hits them all then whips Cruz off the ropes and catches him with a running crossbody! The ref is also taken out...
David Saturn-"Referee is down and I can't see this remaining one on one for long!"
Neal Steal-"Fans not really behind either man. I guess they are disillusioned that they are about to see Swift lose the next match..."
Robert Carr-"Maybe I can speed things up..."
David Saturn-"What a surprise it looks like Carr is going to get involved..."
Adkins is setting up for a superkick but Cruz luckily falls out of the ring as he stumbles to his feet. It looks like Cruz has had enough again and for the second time in the match he is going to hightail it out of here! Cruz is walking up the ramp and Adkins goes to follow but Robert Carr leaves the announce position and attacks from behind! The crowd boo (not exactly out of sympathy for Adkins) as Carr delivers the CARR CRASH on the steel ramp!
David Saturn-"Oh now come on! He's just assisted Cruz blatantly! Stop living this ridiculous lie..."
Neal Steal-"Robert is just exacting revenge on Adkins it is a mere irrelevance that Cruz is Tracy's opponent..."
David Saturn-"I don't think so somehow..."
Neal Steal-"That ref is getting back up...Cruz needs to hurry!"
Carr then walks down the side of the ramp and past the production equipment heading backstage. Cruz stands on the main part of the ramp looking confused. Cruz yells out "I never asked for his help that had nothing to do with me" then argues with the crowd. The ref however is back up (but missed the Carr attack) and counts both men out!
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
David Saturn-"Cruz had it won thanks to Carr but he lost train of thought!"
Neal Steal-"Is that Carr's fault as well?"
David Saturn-"No its not Carr's fault his buddy didn't take advantage of that attack..."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Cruz is finished with Tracy yet..."
Cruz curses in frustration realising he should have rolled Tracy back into the ring instead of wasting tie with the crowd! The crowd mock Cruz who then starts claiming that he never wanted Carr's help! Cruz acts like he got himself counted out on purpose (out of protest at Carr's help) but the crowd know better!
Cruz then perches Tracy on his shoulders and delivers the CRUZ A FIX on the ramp! Quite ironic really considering Tracy's crucifix pose! Cruz is booed up the ramp all the way backstage.
David Saturn-"Tracy taking some brutal bumps on the ramp. Forgive me if my heart isn't bleeding..."
Neal Steal-"That will rub salt into the wound hitting Tracy with a symbolic move like that. Its the type of reference Tracy makes..."
David Saturn-"Well we probably haven't seen the last of these two battling it out. Lets take a look at some upcoming releases on AWR Home Video!"