Post by crashtv on Sept 27, 2011 20:36:26 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #7
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn at ringside alongside fountain of misinformation Neal Steal! Also joining us here tonight is Rusty Axel..."
Neal Steal-"Tonight we will have the privilege of seeing Mr Anthony Royal make his in ring debut in AWR when he takes on Playboy Pete!"
Rusty Axel-"My buddies Red Randal and Robert Carr will be in tag team action..."
David Saturn-"Also making his debut here tonight is Slam II in that tag match as a matter of fact. We are also scheduled to see Flammenkrieg take on Slick Doctor but we hear there was a mixup in travel plans. We don't know whether Flammenkrieg will be able to make it in time..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hope not! I hope that maniac does not beat up those who arrange the travel! Though he is not scheduled to wrestle I heard a rumour Hell was also on his way here. However it is believed he also has had issues getting here due to a travel mixup..."
Rusty Axel-"Not surprised considering the state of transport in the country these days..."
David Saturn-"Well here comes Playboy Pete..."
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Playboy Pete comes out with a brunette on both arms and the one on the left is holding a Mic. The brunette passes the Mic to Pete. He raises it and holds up his hand in a stop motion as he begins speaking.
Playboy pete = WHOA.......HOLD UP DAR ONE MINUTE Y'ALL.
As the theme stops quickly Pete begins to do his bragging.
Playboy Pete = Now I know I is set ta face that Anthony Royal tonight but da Playboy is goin ta dismantle dat chump. Yo all feast ya eyes on dis fabulous body ladies cause ya all know you is wantin da Playboy. Yo know ya hate going hold ta da fat old men ya, all is wit. After all how could you resist dis?
Playboy points to himself as the crowd begins to chant.
The crowd chants...FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD.
Playboy pete smiles.
Playboy Pete = Now now ladies dont call yo fat old mans bastards. Its not dey fault they is outta shape. Yo just send dem dudes ta me and i will get dem set up on a diet dat will shed pounds offa dem witin a month.
Playboy snickers as the crowd chants louder.
Playboy Pete - Royal yo gonna find out ta night whos ya daddy baby and its gonna bes da playboy....woooooo...............
Neal Steal-"He does not stand a chance against Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Oh but you were supporting Pete against Slick last week! What a hypocrite!"
Rusty Axel-"People are entitled to change their opinions Saturn...
David Saturn-" He changes his every week! Well we will be right back after the following commercial...
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From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
David Saturn:"Well Royal basically made Pete out to be a worthless piece of crap and called him a buffoon earlier this week!"
Neal Steal-"Well its true you were hardly complimentary of Pete last week!"
Rusty Axel-"I agree with you Neal the guy is an absolute oaf! Old Rusty has seen a lot of buffoons in his time and he may well be the biggest!"
David Saturn-"Well you're both right the man is a buffoon but Royal's comments were extremely vicious."
Lockup and Pete backs Royal against the ropes proving his superiority as far as strength goes. Royal glares at him with pure disgust as they lock up again. Pete once again backs Royal into the corner and unleashes a series of chops and punches to the head. Royal begins to fight back with some punches of his own but Pete stuns Royal with a headbutt.
Rusty Axel-"Pete certainly seems more serious he isn't fooling around with any of that gyration crap..."
David Saturn-"Well yes he does seem to be a little more serious inside the ring this week. I'm sure he heard Royal's comments..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal called his prostitutes nothing but diseased ridden whores! He wouldn't go anywhere near such sluts!"
David Saturn-"Who you were quite complimentary of last week for the record! One thing you just don't do with Pete is insult his women!"
Pete pulls Royal towards him and knocks him down with a short arm clothesline. Pete pulls Royal to his feet barely flinching as Royal punches him in the ribs. Another headbutt knocks Royal to the mat and Pete backs Royal into the corner. Royal whipped to the opposite turnbuckle and Pete charges into Royal at full speed absolutely crushing Royal with his weight!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! The blob just crushed poor Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Why are you sucking up to Royal...well because he's rich enough said..."
Rusty Axel-"Dam good reason is it too..."
Royal staggers and falls face first into the mat! Elbowdrop by Pete who pulls Royal to his feet and delivers the PLAYBOY SHUFFLE suplex! Pete with a sitdown pin…1,2…and Royal kicks out! Pete is stunned with a look of frustration on his face.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha even his best move can't put Mr Royal down!"
David Saturn-"A very impressive start by Pete you should be giving him some credit...Royal deserves credit too for kicking out of that move..."
Rusty Axel-"I may not have kicked out of that...old Rusty is a little too battered and bruised at his age! Maybe not even when I was young and fresh!"
Neal Steal-"See even Rusty admits he would have had trouble kicking out of that! Mr Royal is a very special individual!"
Royal pulled back to his feet, whipped off the ropes and Pete delivers a powerful clothesline. Royal rolls to the outside with Pete following perhaps too quickly. Another headbutt by Pete but Royal suddenly charges forward with a blow of his own staggering the big man. Pete quickly hits back with a punch but Royal is hitting back just as hard.
Rusty Axel-"Now this is what I like to see! A good, old fashioned slobberknocker!"
David Saturn-"Been involved in some real slugfests I bet during your long and distinguished career Axel..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes I have. Let me tell you about that one time in '83..."
Neal Steal-"He's mocking you Rusty! Just a few weeks ago he was saying you have had limited success during your career...and he was mocking your performance against that lunatic Flammenkrieg!"
Rusty Axel-"Is that so? What right have you got to make such comments about me!"
David Saturn-"Well Flammenkrieg pretty much destroyed you in about a minute Rusty...I only called what I saw..."
Rusty Axel-"Well how about you try getting into that ring with me and see how you fare!"
Pete goes to whip Royal into the ring steps but Royal reverses! Pete goes crashing into the ring steps instead! Royal takes advantage nailing Pete hard with a flurry of right hands. Royal looks incensed and then picks up the steps! The referee steps in forcing Royal to throw the steps down. Pete rolls back into the ring and Royal follows.
David Saturn-"You think that's fair do you Steal? Royal could have crushed Pete with those steps if not for the ref!"
Neal Steal-"He's so fat They probably would have bounced back off him and hit Mr Royal in the face!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Rusty Axel-"Take your own advice Saturn..."
Royal charges off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds nails Pete with a spinning heel kick. Pete knocked off his feet and Royal heads to the top rope. Missile dropkick by Royal and he makes the cover…1,2…and Pete kicks out! Royal back to the top rope again as Pete is fast to get back on his feet.
David Saturn-"Royal seems to be in a rush here...and Pete just caught him!"
Rusty Axel-"I bet he's twice as fast when he sees the fridge..."
Neal Steal-"I think Pete has surprised Mr Royal here but I have no doubt he is still going to win!"
David Saturn-"Not if that powerslam finishes Royal off!"
Royal dives off but Pete catches him and delivers a powerslam! Pete goes for the cover...1,2…and another kick out by Royal! That is two high impact moves Royal has managed to kick out of. Pete struggles to hide his frustration briefly grinning over at his ladies who are dressed even less classy than last weeks escorts. Pete whips Royal off the ropes, Royal ducks a clothesline and goes for the sunset flip!
Rusty Axel-"Look like he's going for a rollup...different variation to my rusty wheel maneuver...
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal roll him up!"
David Saturn-"Pete is too big to be rolled up easily...Royal does not have the strength to lift this man off his feet...very few do I don't know how Slick managed it at his size last week...
However Royal is unable to bring the 400+ pounder off his feet. Pete goes for a buttdrop but Royal quickly moves away. Royal watches Pete as he rises to his feet and then charges forward…ROYAL MUTILATION! Royal with the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! No doubt the first win of many for Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Not quite the violence Royal promised though was it?"
Neal Steal-"Well I think Mr Royal probably feels sorry for Pete...he's a compassionate man..."
David Saturn-"He's overweight not a damn invalid! Royal does not have a compassionate bone in his body!"
Rusty Axel-"Well its not ballet Saturn...this is professional wrestling. Beat whatever the hell is in front of ya!"
David Saturn-"Royal not sticking around to celebrate here just rushed right back up the ramp...we will be right back in just a moment!"
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As AWR returns from break the camera is following Anthony Royal. Royal is sweating from his contest and is still in his ring gear. He is moving at a very fast pace, almost a run. He has a bag draped over his right shoulder and is talking on a cell phone.
Royal: Bring the limo around! I’m on my way to the parking garage, you need to be there! I want to get out of here now!
Royal continues at a quick pace and reaches a door; he bursts through it and into the parking garage. There waits a limo with the trunk open. Royal dashes up to it and heaves his bag into the trunk before basically leaping into the back seat. The limo then speeds away as we fade back to Neal and Saturn.
David Saturn: What was that all about? Royal seems to be getting out of here in a hurry.
Neal Steal: Of course he is in a hurry. Mr. Royal is a popular man, there is no doubt he is hurrying along to a massive party or some sort of hot spot.
David Saturn:"That, or he’s getting his rear end out of here before Hell and Flammenkrieg arrive, who, conveniently enough, both had trouble getting here tonight. Anyway folks, let’s get back to the action."
Neal Steal:"Wait a minute what are you implying? Surely you can't be accusing Mr Royal of having something to do with this. It is the AWR office that arranges the travel paperwork for the wrestlers...isn't that right Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"Yes it is."
Neal Steal:"See Saturn? You're talking nonsense as usual..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe I am wrong...still Royal was certainly prepared to make a quick getaway...at least he's feeling that sense of fear he wants so badly...even if he's the only one who has it!"
Neal Steal-"Don't be ridiculous Mr Royal fears nobody!"
David Saturn-"Well lets go back to the ring!"
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
From Parts Unknown...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Sparta, North Carolina...SLAM II!!!
Neal Steal-"I hear this guy Slam II was fired from companies in the past for being a drunken drug addict! He might be even worse than Slick with this guy its not just the booze!"
David Saturn-"Well he overcame his problems its just so typical of you to make these comments isn't it? You're a jackass people like Slam should be commended for turning their life around..."
Rusty Axel-"I hope my boys Randal and Robert whip some ass here tonight! Rattlesnake and this new jabroni Slam II here deserve a good old fashioned ass whupping!"
David Saturn-"Well yes they are your friends I just hope you stay out of this match Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"There you go Saturn making false accusations!"
David Saturn-"I said that I hope he stays out of the match! How is that an accusation...still Bret Harris is at ringside I guess if he gets involved we couldn't complain if you do as well Axel..."
As Slam II and Rattlesnake talk in the corner Carr and Randal charge forward. A fistfight ensues and Slam is knocked to the outside following a big boot by Randal. Rattlesnake is being pounded by Carr in the corner while Slam and Randal exchange blows on the outside. Carr whips Rattlesnake hard into the opposite turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Carr has challenged Rattlesnake to a match at Ring of Rage which was accepted just before the show began here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Yes but it took Snake a while to accept...because he's scared!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Rattlesnake is scared of anyone...he took on Hell a few weeks ago not many would do that willingly..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes and he ended up getting chokeslammed into the mat!"
Rattlesnake staggers across the ring as Carr follows him towards the next turnbuckle. Uppercut by Carr who then ruins his current advantage by yelling at the crowd for chanting CARR SUCKS. Rattlesnake with a kick to the ribs and fights out of the corner with several punches.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake could have shown a bit of class for once and apologised to Carr for accusing him..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake is not a man who ever apologises and the only thing he intends to give Carr is an ass whipping!"
Rusty Axel-"A real man is always willing to apologise. Even old Rusty has apologised a time or two why does this guy think he is any better?"
Rattlesnake whips Carr off the ropes, Carr ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds Carr connects with a flying clothesline! On the outside Slam whips Randal hard right into the steel ring steps! Punch by Carr, whips Snake off the ropes, Snake ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds takes out Carr with a Lou Thesz Press!
Rusty Axel-"Look at him pummeling Robert like that the guy needs anger therapy! Not that old Rusty knows anything about psychiatric treatment but this guy damn well needs it!"
David Saturn-"Well yes he has anger management issues but talking of psychiatric treatment what about Carr! The man talks to himself!"
Rusty Axel-"That's only to get himself psyched up before a big fight..."
Neal Steal-"Carr has been held back his entire career...just like you have been Rusty! The only positive for Carr is he has many years ahead of him!"
Flurry of punches by Rattlesnake and a fist drop. Slam II is up on the apron and Randal also takes a position in his corner probably still recovering from hitting the ring steps. Rattlesnake with an armbar and tags in Slam II. Slam with an armbar stretch hold but Carr shoves him away into the corner. Punches by Rattlesnake who then pauses to curse at Carr.
Neal Steal"No need for that language from Rattlesnake!"
David Saturn-"Oh so he has recovered from tourettes has he? Just stop being so 2 faced!"
Rusty Axel-"In old Rusty's day Rattlesnake's worst nightmare would have been a bar of soap! He damn sure needs one for more than 1 reason!"
Neal Steal-"What type of role model is Slam II after the problems he's had in the past! The man probably signed his contract on zig zag paper!"
Slam takes advantage by ducking a clothesline and nails Snake with punches. Whip attempt by Slam, reversed by Carr, clothesline ducked by Slam…swinging neckbreaker! Slam with the cover…1,2…and Carr kicks out. Slam pulls Carr to his feet and tags in Rattlesnake. Kick to the ribs by Snake and both men attempt an armdrag takedown.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake has won 20 world titles he claims...where at the Mickey Mouse Wrestling Federation?"
David Saturn-"I know he wasn't impressive when we saw him in the past but there has been a clear improvement..."
Rusty Axel-"Well what about my improvement? I was a little rusty when I signed up no pun intended but I kicked that Howard boys ass..."
David Saturn-"Yes your last performance against Jason Howard was much better but after so long in the ring isn't it fair to say you should have had more success? That is just telling the truth...I know both of you are vehemently opposed to that concept!"
Carr pulls Snake towards him and nails Snake with a short arm clothesline. Carr pulls Snake into the corner and tags in Randal. Carr holds Snake giving Randal the opportunity to deliver a hard kick to the ribs. Randal knocks Snake to the ground with a hard punch. Snake crawls into the corner and gets to his feet but Randal knocks Snake back down again.
David Saturn-"Did you hear Rattlesnake say he would kick your ass if you get involved?"
Rusty Axel-"Ha ha he might have beaten me a few weeks back but old rusty will be damned if he does it again!"
Neal Steal-"I don't normally approve of cheating of course but Rattlesnake threatened you Rusty! That would give you full justification!"
David Saturn-"Bret Harris is watching the announce table intently...I guess thats why he's out here to keep an eye on you Rusty and stop you getting involved!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty could kick Bret's ass you should challenge him for the PPV Rusty neither of you have a match...
Rusty Axel-"I may well consider that..."
Snake rammed head first into the turnbuckle but Randal then begins to yell at the crowd. Snake fights out of the corner with more punches and kicks. Randal reverses a whip instead sending Snake into the corner. However Snake charges out and nails Randal with a ferocious clothesline!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake acting like he won last week against Carr...."
David Saturn-"Well he did! Disqualification remember? Well you probably don't..."
Neal Steal-"The thing I remember most is Carr leaving Snake lying after that lead pipe attack! Carr looked like the real winner when that match was over!"
Rusty Axel-"That's what the viewers will remember not some cheap DQ victory..."
Randal is slumped over the bottom rope as Rattlesnake connects with a running knee to the head. Cover by Snake…1,2…and Randal kicks out. Snake pulls Randal to his feet and tags in Slam II. Kicks by Randal who manages to shove Slam away and then slaps Slam across the face. A pissed off Slam quickly charges off the ropes, Randal misses with a big boot.
David Saturn-"Carr hitting Slam in the back there...Carr now believes Slam is part of the massive conspiracy against him..."
Neal Steal-"Poor Robert is disgusted that he has to face a man who had drug problems and may well relapse! He had to fight a homosexual pervert and a retard in the past...a refined competitor like Carr should not be forced to lower his standards...
David Saturn-"Slam looks like a damn good athlete to me and he's entitled to earn a living! Everyone deserves a second chance he's not the only person who has had drug issues in this business!"
Neal Steal-"He will probably be the next death if he goes back on the drugs!"
David Saturn-"What an asshole you are making a remark like that!"
Rusty Axel-"Mark my words most wrestlers with issues like that relapse at some point. I've lost count of how many wrestlers I knew became washed up and in the gutter before reaching 40...some dead too..."
Kick to the ribs by Slam who goes to charge off the ropes but he is too close to Carr’s corner. Carr hits Slam in the back causing Slam to turn around and exchange words with Carr. However the distraction allows Randal to clothesline Slam over the top rope and to the outside! The ref is distracted by Randal as Carr rams Slam face first into the ring steps.
Neal Steal-"Never been fired have you Rusty? Never been late for a match! You might not have the best win/loss record but at least you're a professional!"
Rusty Axel-"That's right and its why people continue to hire my services. People talk about youth and crap like that but nobody can deny I'm punctual!"
David Saturn-"Well at least Slam II gets an actual reaction from the crowd! At least he's a fresh face!"
Neal Steal-"You're going too far! You should kick his ass for being so disrespectful Rusty! You wouldn't have had an announcer speaking to a wrestler so rudely years ago!"
David Saturn-"Well announcers were treated with respect as well years ago until jackasses like you came along Steal!"
Carr rolls Slam back into the ring and Randal delivers a hard stomp to the ribs. Randal scoops Slam up and slams him to the mat. Fistdrop by Randal who pulls Slam to his feet and rakes him across the face. Carr enters the ring following a tag and knocks Slam to the mat with punches. Carr applies a chokehold as Slam seems to be fading…1,2…and Slam gets his shoulder up!
Neal Steal-"I heard he was smoking cancer sticks backstage...one addiction exchanged for another!"
David Saturn-"WHO CARES!!!"
Rusty Axel-"He smokes them things near me and I'll shove a whole pack so far up his ass there will be fumes coming out his nose!"
Slam pulled to his feet, whip off the ropes and Carr seems to be setting up for a back body drop. Slam halts in mid charge nailing Carr with a kick to the chin. Carr responds with a monstrous clothesline sending Slam sprawling to the mat. Carr then without warning suddenly decks Rattlesnake! Snake quickly tries to enter the ring and go after Carr but the ref prevents it.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake had no right to be in the ring!"
David Saturn-"He just got punched in the face you moron! Why shouldn't he enter the ring...then again maybe Rattlesnake made a mistake reacting to it Slam is being double teamed...
Rusty Axel-"Good, traditional teamwork."
Randal and Carr both stomp Slam hard in the corner until the ref finally turns around having dealt with Rattlesnake. Tag by Carr to Randal who continues to stomp on Slam. Rattlesnake is cursing loud in his corner towards Carr and the ref. Snake better be careful the ref could easily disqualify him for that.
Neal Steal-"You can't use that language towards a referee! Disqualify Rattlesnake!"
Rusty Axel-"I fully agree but I can't recall that ever happening..."
David Saturn-"I can't recall a wrestler ever being disqualified for talking trash to a ref or opponent either!"
Neal Steal-"Well there's always a first time and the ref should set an example!"
Randal goes for a suplex but Slam manages to counter and land on his feet. Slam charges off the ropes but Randal nails him with a big boot! Randal with the cover…1,2…but Rattlesnake breaks it up! Randal tags in Carr and both men pounds Slam in the corner. The ref quickly puts a halt to that.
Rusty Axel-"There that referee goes again he's a typical overzealous official..."
David Saturn-"Carr and Randal certainly working quite well as a team...why didn't Carr ask you Rusty I guess he wanted to win a match!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Rusty Axel-"Listen to Neal for once Saturn the man talks more sense than you ever have...make another wisecrack at old rusty and I'll break your face!"
Punches and kicks by Carr to Slam who is trapped in the wrong corner. Carr moves towards Rattlesnake and with the ref once again becoming easily distracted Randal chokes Slam. Carr goes back into the corner and chokes Slam with his boot. Hard clothesline by Randal knocks Slam down and Randal heads to the top rope.
Rusty Axel-"Randal going to the top here bet you didn't think he could do any aerial moves Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody says he can't we just haven't seen him go to the top rope often..."
Neal Steal-"Well he should if he can produce more clotheslines like that! Come on Randal!"
Randal isn’t known for his high flying but manages to connect with a flying clothesline! 1,2…and Rattlesnake breaks it up again! Randal is pissed cursing at Snake who responds with the middle fingers salute! This makes Randal more pissed and he moves towards Carr. Slam comes from behind, spins Randal around and nails him with punches.
Neal Steal-"Slam II will probably fail a drug test within a couple of months...he should be tested every week..."
David Saturn-"Its not every week but everybody gets tested at some point! Slam II intends to stick around he has accepted a challenge from Hell for the next PPV he should be credited for taking on a 7 footer!"
Rusty Axel-"Probably been on the drugs again taking a match like that..."
Randal whips Slam into the corner (one of the corners unoccupied by Carr or Snake) and charges forward. Slam raises his elbow catching Randal in the face. Slam charges forward and Randal does the same…double clothesline! Both men are down in the centre of the ring.
Neal Steal-"Take that boot off Randal he's probably got a bag of white powder in there..."
David Saturn-"How many more times? He has overcome his drug issues!"
Rusty Axel-"Like I said earlier most wrestlers tend to relapse. Certainly in my experience not that I fill my body with any of that crap..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly Rusty the majority of wrestlers with drug issues relapse and that has been the case for years!"
Slam tries to crawl towards Snake but Randal holds him back grabbing the boot. Slam rises to his feet as Randal still has a hold on the boot…spinning heel kick by Slam! The tag is made and Snake pounds Randal into the corner. Carr enters the ring and Snake goes for the STUNNER! Carr manages to slip away and shoves Snake towards Randal!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! I don't think thats what Carr intended when he shoved Snake away!"
Rusty Axel-"Come on Rob!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo well done Robert! Though of course I bet Randal would have kicked out anyway..."
Unfortunately for Randal he gets the STUNNER instead! Snake with the cover…1,2…but Carr breaks it up! Slam is in the ring and attacks Carr! Slam pounds Carr in the corner as Snake clotheslines Randal over the top rope! With the refs back turned Snake nails Randal with a chair shot! The ref tries to break up Carr and Slam.
Neal Steal-"DISQUALIFY HIM! Rattlesnake used a chair! That should be a DQ Saturn go up there and tell the ref what Rattlesnake just did!"
David Saturn-"I'm staying right here! Yes it should have been a DQ but you can only call what you see!"
The ref is knocked down as Carr shoves Slam into him. Carr tries to revive the ref but Snake is back in and delivers a low blow to Carr! The ref is slowly getting back up as Slam traps Carr in the COUGH TO GET OFF submission! Carr is forced to tap out…but neither Carr nor Slam were the legal men!
WINNERS BY SUBMISSION: SLAM II AND RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Carr just got screwed again! There is a conspiracy he was not the legal man in the ring! Neither was Slam II! Plus they should have been disqualified moments earlier..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr will be absolutely incensed..."
Rusty Axel-"Rightly so too! Old Rusty would have put a stop to that cheating if that boy Harris didn't have his beady eyes fixed on me throughout!"
Neal Steal-"Randal is going to get some retribution!"
Randal is up and goes for his usual choice of weapon (well the chair was nearest) and nails Snake with it. He then goes to nail Slam but Slam dropkicks the chair right back into his face. Pulling a steel chair in front of your face is not a wise idea. Carr tries to attack from behind but Slam sees him. Carr to the outside and retreats up the ramp as Slam follows with the chair in hand! Snake is back up and takes out Randal with the STUNNER one more time!
Neal Steal-"Snake and Slam II what a pair of cheaters!"
David Saturn-"Well Slam didn't use the chair..."
Neal Steal-
"Yes but he knew he wasn't the legal man...he should have admitted it! Should have given Carr and Randal a chance to restart goodness knows Slam II has had enough second chances with his past drug issues!"
Rusty Axel-"Should be a thankful young man others would have ended up in the gutter by now..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up both of you! Time for our main event in just a moment! That is if Flammenkrieg has made it..."
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After Red Randal's match finishes, he walks back to his dressing room. As he opens the door, Slick is waiting for him with a bucket of red paint. He tosses it on him, stunning him.
Slick: You are RED Randal right? I figured I'd prove your name right. . .
Slick slips past Red's entourage out the door, as they attend to a really pissed off Red.
Neal Steal-"That was totally uncalled for! What did poor Randal do to deserve that?
David Saturn-"Randal targeted Slick earlier his week for no reason why should Slick put up with that?"
Rusty Axel-"Randal was right about him lets wait and see what happens when Randal sticks a pool cue up his ass in the bar room brawl!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor run away like a coward too..."
David Saturn-"That's because he's ready for his match! Well we still don't know whether Flammenkrieg has made it or not..."
Neal Steal-"I hope not!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Slick heads over to the ref trying to persuade him to give Flammnkrieg more time...
David Saturn-"Well it looks like we won't have a main event. We are very sorry for that but sometimes we have issues against our control...
Neal Steal-"Never mind they only tuned in to see Mr Royal's debut anyway..."
Rusty Axel-"Well time almost up...shame old Rusty was looking forward to this bout..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...he's here! Flammenkrieg has made it! Better hide Steal..."
Neal Steal"Damn it!"
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Can't believe I'm saying this but hopefully Slop Doctor wins this match!"
David Saturn-"Well that is certainly a first..."
Rusty Axel-"After what Slick did to my pal Randal I wouldn't mind seeing him get his butt kicked...not that I like this mammoth Flammenkrieg either! Should never put hands on an announcer...unless its you Saturn that would be fine..."
Flammenkrieg goes to lock up but Slick skips away obviously realising just how big Flammenkrieg is now they are up close. Slick has to use a smart strategy here and quickly goes for the leg! Flammenkrieg is ready for it and clubs Slick hard across the back. The single leg takedown probably wasn’t Slicks best idea.
Neal Steal-"Come on Slop Doctor you should be trying to kick his ass not having fun! Why is Slop Doctor so pleased Flammenkrieg is here he could have had the night off!"
Rusty Axel-"Any excuse to get back to the bar early..."
David Saturn-"Slick wants to wrestle and he is a great competitor! That's the type of man he is he wants to give the people what was advertised..."
Flammenkrieg takes Slick into the corner and chops Slick hard across the chest. Slick yells "OUCH" in a very exaggerated way drawing laughter from the crowd and even a grin from Flammenkrieg. Rearing his hand back Flammenkrieg delivers another hard chop. Slick staggers forward and falls flat on his face.
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor I bet he's drunk...usually falls on his face like that every night but he should not be doing so in the ring!"
David Saturn-"You would be knocked down like that if a man like Flammenkrieg chopped you! Infact he knocked you down with one punch remember?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! I wasn't expecting it he blindsided me..."
David Saturn-"Just how delusional are you? Flammenkrieg could kick your ass anytime he wants and I wouldn't mind if he takes up that opportunity very often!"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty might just take up the opportunity to kick your ass right now Saturn!"
Flammenkrieg pulls Slick to his feet and knocks him back down with a short arm clothesline. Slick up to his knees and Flammenkrieg delivers a hard club to the back. Flammenkrieg grins at the crowd and pulls Slick back up. Slick however begins to fight back with several shots to the chest. Punches by Slick, kick to the ribs and goes for a DDT!
Neal Steal-"Both Flammenkrieg and Slop Doctor sucking up to each other earlier this week..."
Rusty Axel-"I hate this respect crap...take no prisoners, respect no names that's old rusty's motto!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with respecting an opponent Rusty! Its called sportsmanship and they are having a clean contest in the ring. There's nothing wrong with that whatsoever!"
Flammenkrieg blocks it and with one yank of the arm tosses Slick across the ring! Slick rolls to the outside clearly needing to rethink his strategy here. The ref starts his count and Slick quickly returns to the ring. Flammenkrieg applies an armbar as the crowd seem to be solidly behind both men…perhaps a little more in favour of Slick being the popular veteran.
David Saturn-"I know you won't believe it Steal but Flammenkrieg is very well educated. He's a lover of great literature..."
Neal Steal-"I can't imagine thats something Flammenkrieg and Slop Doctor have in common? Can Slop read?"
David Saturn-"Of course he can read! Granted Slick didn't have the best record in school on the occasions he actually attended but he's not an idiot!"
Rusty Axel-"He damn sure has an idiots mentality!"
Slick is grounded but manages to rise to his feet and punches Flammenkrieg. Another shot but Flammenkrieg once again nails Slick with a clubbing shot to the back. Flammenkrieg then delivers a hard elbowdrop and thinks about the cover but realises that probably won’t be enough to put Slick away. Flammenkrieg pulls Slick to his feet and takes him into the corner.
David Saturn-"Slick has faced a lot of powerful men before...Flammenkrieg just might be the most powerful..."
Neal Steal-"Oh so you're saying he's stronger than Hell are you? I'll make sure Hell knows you said that...
David Saturn-"I said he might be the strongest! Might! You know what that means Steal? I'm sure we will see Hell and Flammenkrieg in the ring that would be the time to find out? Speaking of Hell it looks like he has not made it thanks to the travel mixup..."
Rusty Axel-"Should be fined for stuff like that...Flammenkrieg should be fined for not arriving on time old Rusty has never been late..."
David Saturn-"Are you deaf as well as senile? It wasn't their fault..."
Hard chop by Flammenkrieg knocks Slick down. Slick crawls towards the next corner turnbuckle as Flammenkrieg follows. Slick pulls himself up by the ropes but Flammenkrieg connects with another hard blow to the back. Flammenkrieg whips Slick into the corner and delivers a series of punches to the chest. Slick collapses to the mat and as Flammenkrieg pulls him back up Slick suddenly lets loose with several punches!
Neal Steal-"Slop Doctor should just cheat like he normally does..."
David Saturn-"I don't deny Slick has cheated before but he respects Flammenkrieg. This match has been a clean battle throughout..."
Rusty Axel-"I bet my poor buddy Randal wishes he was clean getting covered in that paint crap earlier...takes for ever to get that muck off in the shower..."
Slick seems to have realised he must act fast here but his punches are simply having virtually no effect. Slick charges off the ropes setting up for a clothesline but Flammenkrieg knocks Slick down with a shoulder charge. Flammenkrieg with the cover…1,2…and Slick kicks out. Flammenkrieg with a sleeper applied and as Slick starts to fight out Flammenkrieg delivers a hard elbow to the back knocking the air out of Slick.
Rusty Axel-"Hard shot to the cervical vertebrae...that's called the back to most of you uneducated idiots out there in Tv land! That Flammenkrieg he's on the juice I'll bet...old Rusty knows a juicer when he sees one..."
David Saturn-"Carr said the same damn thing about Hell! Prove Flammenkrieg is on steroids!"
Rusty Axel-"Bet he bends over in the locker room every night getting one of those sharp needles up his ass! This was a better business before all these bodybuilders came along stealing the actual wrestlers spots from people like me..."
David Saturn-"Oh so you're blaming wrestlers taking steroids for stealing opportunities now? If you're good enough you will succeed and you simply haven't been good enough! You and the likes of Carr just blame everybody except yourself! Try looking in the mirror..."
Neal Steal-"Hear it cracks everytime you do that Saturn...
Flammenkrieg with a snapmare takedown…1,2…and Slick kicks out again. Another elbow by Flammenkrieg to the back and he then clamps his hands across Slick’s shoulder. Slick grimaces and Flammenkrieg connects with another elbow to the back. Another cover…1,2…and Slick gets his shoulder up!
Rusty Axel-"He's really pounding that cervical vertebrae...I would have had trouble getting up after that with my old, aching bones..."
Neal Steal-"I bet you could have kicked out Rusty. This is your fault Saturn your rude comments are making Rusty doubt himself!"
David Saturn-"I'm not taking blame for it if someone doubts themselves. If Rusty actually listened to my advice and looked at himself that is what will help him be more of a success! I certainly think Rusty and Randal make for a solid team..."
Despite being dominated by the huge Flammenkrieg thus far Slick is showing his toughness by refusing to stay down. Flammenkrieg scoops Slick up and slams him to the mat. Flammenkrieg then goes for an elbowdrop but Slick moves! Both men to their feet and Slick begins to pound on Flammenkrieg.
David Saturn-"Slick not sure what to do...and now he is having the life squeezed out of him! Bearhug by Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Come on Slop! Do something useful for once and beat this maniac!"
Rusty Axel-"Only people who find Slick useful are those at Coors and the Betty Ford Clinic!"
Slick charges off the ropes and leaps forward but Flammenkrieg catches him! Bearhug by Flammenkrieg just squeezing the air out of Slick here. More elbows by Slick and whips Slick towards the corner. With incredible athleticism Slick leaps to the top rope and comes off with a dropkick to the face! Flammenkrieg is staggered and Slick goes back to the top rope again!
David Saturn-"Slick going to the top...what will he do here...flying DDT! Slick pulling out all the stops in his arsenal?"
Neal Steal-"Better than the usual kicking and brawling..."
David Saturn-"Slick can be a very solid technical wrestler...though its been difficult to wrestle that style here considering the size of Slick's opponent..."
Rusty Axel-"No shit Saturn..."
Flying DDT by Slick takes Flammenkrieg down! Slick once again to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbowdrop! Cover by Slick..1,2…and Flammenkrieg kicks out with such force Slick is elevated through the middle rope and to the outside! Slick just had his best offence of the match and Flammenkrieg still looks unstoppable.
David Saturn-"Well Flammenkrieg kicking out with authority!"
Neal Steal-"Shame he has no respect for authority...brought out that gun again I see shouldn't be allowed to use it license or not...bet you agree Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes I do only have to look up all the gun crime in this country...you should have been complimented Neal for reporting his law breaking!"
David Saturn-"Shut up about the gun!"
Slick climbs the steps and goes back to the top rope! However Flammenkrieg is there to pull Slick back down! Flammenkrieg goes for the CHOKESLAM but Slick counters with a DDT! Slick charges off the ropes and connects with a low dropkick knocking Flammenkrieg underneath the bottom rope and to the outside.
David Saturn-"He's out here by the table! Watch out Steal!"
Neal Steal-"He wouldn't dare do anything! Rusty will protect me won't you Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"...oh...of course!"
David Saturn-"I doubt it you would just let Steal get his ass kicked...which he would deserve! Surprised its only Flammenkrieg who has done that so far! in AWR"
Flammenkrieg lands hard but is still quick to begin getting to his feet. Slick with another low dropkick from inside the ring which sends Flammenkrieg backwards into the announce table but does not break it! However it looks like he busted open the back of his head. Flammenkrieg may well have been concussed bashing his head hard like that.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Look at him bleed!"
David Saturn-"Definitely an accident there by Slick...unfortunate landing for Flammenkrieg...and Slick to the outside as well!"
Rusty Axel-"That's a nasty looking gash...hit it right on the sharp corner of this wooden table..."
Slick hit the dropkick with such force he goes crashing to the outside as well hitting his head hard on the floor. Both men slowly get to their feet and exchange blows as the ref reaches 9…both men realise and rush towards the ring but the ref reaches 10!
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Neither get the win! Thats the best possible result!"
David Saturn-"Well a shame we did not get a winner but looks like Slick still wants to party!"
Rusty Axel-"There's nothing to celebrate he didn't win!"
David Saturn-"That's why you're rarely in celebratory mood..."
As the match ends, Slick goes under the ring. He comes out with a six pack of beer. He climbs up and gives one to Flammenkrieg. They toast and Slick guzzles it down. He then takes the beers and brings them to the announce table. He opens one for Saturn and gives it to him. He then goes to open the next one for Steal but instead he sprays it all over Steal! Steal is soaked! Slick laughs his way down the aisle, all while he drinks.
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Have a cold one Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Who does he think he is pouring that disgusting stuff on me! I wasn't going to accept it anyway!"
David Saturn-"Looked to me like you wanted it! Surely you're not a secret beer drinker Steal? Poor Rusty he didn't get a taste of beer at all!"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty prefers a drop of whisky now and then...wouldn't touch that garbage Slick drinks..."
Flammenkrieg grabs another beer and downs the whole can in a matter of seconds. Flammenkrieg is in the ring all alone as suddenly the lights go out! We hear a loud crack and as they comes back on moments later ANTHONY ROYAL is in the ring! Royal has a chair in his hand and Flammenkrieg is bleeding badly from the blow he had already sustained hitting the announce table.
David Saturn-"MY GOD! Where the hell did Royal come from?"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
Rusty Axel-"That lights out trick always works!"
Royal pulls Flammenkrieg to his feet...LIGHTS OUT!!! Incredible move by Royal doing that to someone the size of Flammenkrieg! Slick comes running back out and dives underneath the bottom rope. Slick grabs the chair and swings towards Royal who quickly leaps over the top rope and escapes through the crowd! Slick checks on Flammenkrieg as the mat is stained with blood!
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg is going to need some stitches...he's bleeding very badly here literally gushing blood from the back of his head...I thought Royal had left...there is certainly something very suspicious going on here what with Flammenkrieg's late arrival and Hell not making it on time..."
Rusty Axel-"You accuse Robert Carr of being paranoid...old rusty bets it is just a coincidence..."
Neal Steal-"Its a shame Slick was here to save him otherwise Mr Royal would have given Flammenkrieg the beating he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Thats all we have time for here tonight...will it be lights out for Flammenkrieg at the PPV? See you next week!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
WITH
AND
David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to CRASH Tv! I'm David Saturn at ringside alongside fountain of misinformation Neal Steal! Also joining us here tonight is Rusty Axel..."
Neal Steal-"Tonight we will have the privilege of seeing Mr Anthony Royal make his in ring debut in AWR when he takes on Playboy Pete!"
Rusty Axel-"My buddies Red Randal and Robert Carr will be in tag team action..."
David Saturn-"Also making his debut here tonight is Slam II in that tag match as a matter of fact. We are also scheduled to see Flammenkrieg take on Slick Doctor but we hear there was a mixup in travel plans. We don't know whether Flammenkrieg will be able to make it in time..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hope not! I hope that maniac does not beat up those who arrange the travel! Though he is not scheduled to wrestle I heard a rumour Hell was also on his way here. However it is believed he also has had issues getting here due to a travel mixup..."
Rusty Axel-"Not surprised considering the state of transport in the country these days..."
David Saturn-"Well here comes Playboy Pete..."
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Playboy Pete comes out with a brunette on both arms and the one on the left is holding a Mic. The brunette passes the Mic to Pete. He raises it and holds up his hand in a stop motion as he begins speaking.
Playboy pete = WHOA.......HOLD UP DAR ONE MINUTE Y'ALL.
As the theme stops quickly Pete begins to do his bragging.
Playboy Pete = Now I know I is set ta face that Anthony Royal tonight but da Playboy is goin ta dismantle dat chump. Yo all feast ya eyes on dis fabulous body ladies cause ya all know you is wantin da Playboy. Yo know ya hate going hold ta da fat old men ya, all is wit. After all how could you resist dis?
Playboy points to himself as the crowd begins to chant.
The crowd chants...FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD....FAT BASTARD.
Playboy pete smiles.
Playboy Pete = Now now ladies dont call yo fat old mans bastards. Its not dey fault they is outta shape. Yo just send dem dudes ta me and i will get dem set up on a diet dat will shed pounds offa dem witin a month.
Playboy snickers as the crowd chants louder.
Playboy Pete - Royal yo gonna find out ta night whos ya daddy baby and its gonna bes da playboy....woooooo...............
Neal Steal-"He does not stand a chance against Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Oh but you were supporting Pete against Slick last week! What a hypocrite!"
Rusty Axel-"People are entitled to change their opinions Saturn...
David Saturn-" He changes his every week! Well we will be right back after the following commercial...
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TUESDAY OCTOBER 4TH...LIVE ON PPV!!!
SINGLES MATCH
VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
David Saturn:"Well Royal basically made Pete out to be a worthless piece of crap and called him a buffoon earlier this week!"
Neal Steal-"Well its true you were hardly complimentary of Pete last week!"
Rusty Axel-"I agree with you Neal the guy is an absolute oaf! Old Rusty has seen a lot of buffoons in his time and he may well be the biggest!"
David Saturn-"Well you're both right the man is a buffoon but Royal's comments were extremely vicious."
Lockup and Pete backs Royal against the ropes proving his superiority as far as strength goes. Royal glares at him with pure disgust as they lock up again. Pete once again backs Royal into the corner and unleashes a series of chops and punches to the head. Royal begins to fight back with some punches of his own but Pete stuns Royal with a headbutt.
Rusty Axel-"Pete certainly seems more serious he isn't fooling around with any of that gyration crap..."
David Saturn-"Well yes he does seem to be a little more serious inside the ring this week. I'm sure he heard Royal's comments..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal called his prostitutes nothing but diseased ridden whores! He wouldn't go anywhere near such sluts!"
David Saturn-"Who you were quite complimentary of last week for the record! One thing you just don't do with Pete is insult his women!"
Pete pulls Royal towards him and knocks him down with a short arm clothesline. Pete pulls Royal to his feet barely flinching as Royal punches him in the ribs. Another headbutt knocks Royal to the mat and Pete backs Royal into the corner. Royal whipped to the opposite turnbuckle and Pete charges into Royal at full speed absolutely crushing Royal with his weight!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! The blob just crushed poor Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Why are you sucking up to Royal...well because he's rich enough said..."
Rusty Axel-"Dam good reason is it too..."
Royal staggers and falls face first into the mat! Elbowdrop by Pete who pulls Royal to his feet and delivers the PLAYBOY SHUFFLE suplex! Pete with a sitdown pin…1,2…and Royal kicks out! Pete is stunned with a look of frustration on his face.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha even his best move can't put Mr Royal down!"
David Saturn-"A very impressive start by Pete you should be giving him some credit...Royal deserves credit too for kicking out of that move..."
Rusty Axel-"I may not have kicked out of that...old Rusty is a little too battered and bruised at his age! Maybe not even when I was young and fresh!"
Neal Steal-"See even Rusty admits he would have had trouble kicking out of that! Mr Royal is a very special individual!"
Royal pulled back to his feet, whipped off the ropes and Pete delivers a powerful clothesline. Royal rolls to the outside with Pete following perhaps too quickly. Another headbutt by Pete but Royal suddenly charges forward with a blow of his own staggering the big man. Pete quickly hits back with a punch but Royal is hitting back just as hard.
Rusty Axel-"Now this is what I like to see! A good, old fashioned slobberknocker!"
David Saturn-"Been involved in some real slugfests I bet during your long and distinguished career Axel..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes I have. Let me tell you about that one time in '83..."
Neal Steal-"He's mocking you Rusty! Just a few weeks ago he was saying you have had limited success during your career...and he was mocking your performance against that lunatic Flammenkrieg!"
Rusty Axel-"Is that so? What right have you got to make such comments about me!"
David Saturn-"Well Flammenkrieg pretty much destroyed you in about a minute Rusty...I only called what I saw..."
Rusty Axel-"Well how about you try getting into that ring with me and see how you fare!"
Pete goes to whip Royal into the ring steps but Royal reverses! Pete goes crashing into the ring steps instead! Royal takes advantage nailing Pete hard with a flurry of right hands. Royal looks incensed and then picks up the steps! The referee steps in forcing Royal to throw the steps down. Pete rolls back into the ring and Royal follows.
David Saturn-"You think that's fair do you Steal? Royal could have crushed Pete with those steps if not for the ref!"
Neal Steal-"He's so fat They probably would have bounced back off him and hit Mr Royal in the face!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Rusty Axel-"Take your own advice Saturn..."
Royal charges off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds nails Pete with a spinning heel kick. Pete knocked off his feet and Royal heads to the top rope. Missile dropkick by Royal and he makes the cover…1,2…and Pete kicks out! Royal back to the top rope again as Pete is fast to get back on his feet.
David Saturn-"Royal seems to be in a rush here...and Pete just caught him!"
Rusty Axel-"I bet he's twice as fast when he sees the fridge..."
Neal Steal-"I think Pete has surprised Mr Royal here but I have no doubt he is still going to win!"
David Saturn-"Not if that powerslam finishes Royal off!"
Royal dives off but Pete catches him and delivers a powerslam! Pete goes for the cover...1,2…and another kick out by Royal! That is two high impact moves Royal has managed to kick out of. Pete struggles to hide his frustration briefly grinning over at his ladies who are dressed even less classy than last weeks escorts. Pete whips Royal off the ropes, Royal ducks a clothesline and goes for the sunset flip!
Rusty Axel-"Look like he's going for a rollup...different variation to my rusty wheel maneuver...
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal roll him up!"
David Saturn-"Pete is too big to be rolled up easily...Royal does not have the strength to lift this man off his feet...very few do I don't know how Slick managed it at his size last week...
However Royal is unable to bring the 400+ pounder off his feet. Pete goes for a buttdrop but Royal quickly moves away. Royal watches Pete as he rises to his feet and then charges forward…ROYAL MUTILATION! Royal with the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! No doubt the first win of many for Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Not quite the violence Royal promised though was it?"
Neal Steal-"Well I think Mr Royal probably feels sorry for Pete...he's a compassionate man..."
David Saturn-"He's overweight not a damn invalid! Royal does not have a compassionate bone in his body!"
Rusty Axel-"Well its not ballet Saturn...this is professional wrestling. Beat whatever the hell is in front of ya!"
David Saturn-"Royal not sticking around to celebrate here just rushed right back up the ramp...we will be right back in just a moment!"
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As AWR returns from break the camera is following Anthony Royal. Royal is sweating from his contest and is still in his ring gear. He is moving at a very fast pace, almost a run. He has a bag draped over his right shoulder and is talking on a cell phone.
Royal: Bring the limo around! I’m on my way to the parking garage, you need to be there! I want to get out of here now!
Royal continues at a quick pace and reaches a door; he bursts through it and into the parking garage. There waits a limo with the trunk open. Royal dashes up to it and heaves his bag into the trunk before basically leaping into the back seat. The limo then speeds away as we fade back to Neal and Saturn.
David Saturn: What was that all about? Royal seems to be getting out of here in a hurry.
Neal Steal: Of course he is in a hurry. Mr. Royal is a popular man, there is no doubt he is hurrying along to a massive party or some sort of hot spot.
David Saturn:"That, or he’s getting his rear end out of here before Hell and Flammenkrieg arrive, who, conveniently enough, both had trouble getting here tonight. Anyway folks, let’s get back to the action."
Neal Steal:"Wait a minute what are you implying? Surely you can't be accusing Mr Royal of having something to do with this. It is the AWR office that arranges the travel paperwork for the wrestlers...isn't that right Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"Yes it is."
Neal Steal:"See Saturn? You're talking nonsense as usual..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe I am wrong...still Royal was certainly prepared to make a quick getaway...at least he's feeling that sense of fear he wants so badly...even if he's the only one who has it!"
Neal Steal-"Don't be ridiculous Mr Royal fears nobody!"
David Saturn-"Well lets go back to the ring!"
TAG MATCH
VS
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
From Parts Unknown...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Sparta, North Carolina...SLAM II!!!
Neal Steal-"I hear this guy Slam II was fired from companies in the past for being a drunken drug addict! He might be even worse than Slick with this guy its not just the booze!"
David Saturn-"Well he overcame his problems its just so typical of you to make these comments isn't it? You're a jackass people like Slam should be commended for turning their life around..."
Rusty Axel-"I hope my boys Randal and Robert whip some ass here tonight! Rattlesnake and this new jabroni Slam II here deserve a good old fashioned ass whupping!"
David Saturn-"Well yes they are your friends I just hope you stay out of this match Rusty!"
Neal Steal-"There you go Saturn making false accusations!"
David Saturn-"I said that I hope he stays out of the match! How is that an accusation...still Bret Harris is at ringside I guess if he gets involved we couldn't complain if you do as well Axel..."
As Slam II and Rattlesnake talk in the corner Carr and Randal charge forward. A fistfight ensues and Slam is knocked to the outside following a big boot by Randal. Rattlesnake is being pounded by Carr in the corner while Slam and Randal exchange blows on the outside. Carr whips Rattlesnake hard into the opposite turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Carr has challenged Rattlesnake to a match at Ring of Rage which was accepted just before the show began here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Yes but it took Snake a while to accept...because he's scared!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Rattlesnake is scared of anyone...he took on Hell a few weeks ago not many would do that willingly..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes and he ended up getting chokeslammed into the mat!"
Rattlesnake staggers across the ring as Carr follows him towards the next turnbuckle. Uppercut by Carr who then ruins his current advantage by yelling at the crowd for chanting CARR SUCKS. Rattlesnake with a kick to the ribs and fights out of the corner with several punches.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake could have shown a bit of class for once and apologised to Carr for accusing him..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake is not a man who ever apologises and the only thing he intends to give Carr is an ass whipping!"
Rusty Axel-"A real man is always willing to apologise. Even old Rusty has apologised a time or two why does this guy think he is any better?"
Rattlesnake whips Carr off the ropes, Carr ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds Carr connects with a flying clothesline! On the outside Slam whips Randal hard right into the steel ring steps! Punch by Carr, whips Snake off the ropes, Snake ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds takes out Carr with a Lou Thesz Press!
Rusty Axel-"Look at him pummeling Robert like that the guy needs anger therapy! Not that old Rusty knows anything about psychiatric treatment but this guy damn well needs it!"
David Saturn-"Well yes he has anger management issues but talking of psychiatric treatment what about Carr! The man talks to himself!"
Rusty Axel-"That's only to get himself psyched up before a big fight..."
Neal Steal-"Carr has been held back his entire career...just like you have been Rusty! The only positive for Carr is he has many years ahead of him!"
Flurry of punches by Rattlesnake and a fist drop. Slam II is up on the apron and Randal also takes a position in his corner probably still recovering from hitting the ring steps. Rattlesnake with an armbar and tags in Slam II. Slam with an armbar stretch hold but Carr shoves him away into the corner. Punches by Rattlesnake who then pauses to curse at Carr.
Neal Steal"No need for that language from Rattlesnake!"
David Saturn-"Oh so he has recovered from tourettes has he? Just stop being so 2 faced!"
Rusty Axel-"In old Rusty's day Rattlesnake's worst nightmare would have been a bar of soap! He damn sure needs one for more than 1 reason!"
Neal Steal-"What type of role model is Slam II after the problems he's had in the past! The man probably signed his contract on zig zag paper!"
Slam takes advantage by ducking a clothesline and nails Snake with punches. Whip attempt by Slam, reversed by Carr, clothesline ducked by Slam…swinging neckbreaker! Slam with the cover…1,2…and Carr kicks out. Slam pulls Carr to his feet and tags in Rattlesnake. Kick to the ribs by Snake and both men attempt an armdrag takedown.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake has won 20 world titles he claims...where at the Mickey Mouse Wrestling Federation?"
David Saturn-"I know he wasn't impressive when we saw him in the past but there has been a clear improvement..."
Rusty Axel-"Well what about my improvement? I was a little rusty when I signed up no pun intended but I kicked that Howard boys ass..."
David Saturn-"Yes your last performance against Jason Howard was much better but after so long in the ring isn't it fair to say you should have had more success? That is just telling the truth...I know both of you are vehemently opposed to that concept!"
Carr pulls Snake towards him and nails Snake with a short arm clothesline. Carr pulls Snake into the corner and tags in Randal. Carr holds Snake giving Randal the opportunity to deliver a hard kick to the ribs. Randal knocks Snake to the ground with a hard punch. Snake crawls into the corner and gets to his feet but Randal knocks Snake back down again.
David Saturn-"Did you hear Rattlesnake say he would kick your ass if you get involved?"
Rusty Axel-"Ha ha he might have beaten me a few weeks back but old rusty will be damned if he does it again!"
Neal Steal-"I don't normally approve of cheating of course but Rattlesnake threatened you Rusty! That would give you full justification!"
David Saturn-"Bret Harris is watching the announce table intently...I guess thats why he's out here to keep an eye on you Rusty and stop you getting involved!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty could kick Bret's ass you should challenge him for the PPV Rusty neither of you have a match...
Rusty Axel-"I may well consider that..."
Snake rammed head first into the turnbuckle but Randal then begins to yell at the crowd. Snake fights out of the corner with more punches and kicks. Randal reverses a whip instead sending Snake into the corner. However Snake charges out and nails Randal with a ferocious clothesline!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake acting like he won last week against Carr...."
David Saturn-"Well he did! Disqualification remember? Well you probably don't..."
Neal Steal-"The thing I remember most is Carr leaving Snake lying after that lead pipe attack! Carr looked like the real winner when that match was over!"
Rusty Axel-"That's what the viewers will remember not some cheap DQ victory..."
Randal is slumped over the bottom rope as Rattlesnake connects with a running knee to the head. Cover by Snake…1,2…and Randal kicks out. Snake pulls Randal to his feet and tags in Slam II. Kicks by Randal who manages to shove Slam away and then slaps Slam across the face. A pissed off Slam quickly charges off the ropes, Randal misses with a big boot.
David Saturn-"Carr hitting Slam in the back there...Carr now believes Slam is part of the massive conspiracy against him..."
Neal Steal-"Poor Robert is disgusted that he has to face a man who had drug problems and may well relapse! He had to fight a homosexual pervert and a retard in the past...a refined competitor like Carr should not be forced to lower his standards...
David Saturn-"Slam looks like a damn good athlete to me and he's entitled to earn a living! Everyone deserves a second chance he's not the only person who has had drug issues in this business!"
Neal Steal-"He will probably be the next death if he goes back on the drugs!"
David Saturn-"What an asshole you are making a remark like that!"
Rusty Axel-"Mark my words most wrestlers with issues like that relapse at some point. I've lost count of how many wrestlers I knew became washed up and in the gutter before reaching 40...some dead too..."
Kick to the ribs by Slam who goes to charge off the ropes but he is too close to Carr’s corner. Carr hits Slam in the back causing Slam to turn around and exchange words with Carr. However the distraction allows Randal to clothesline Slam over the top rope and to the outside! The ref is distracted by Randal as Carr rams Slam face first into the ring steps.
Neal Steal-"Never been fired have you Rusty? Never been late for a match! You might not have the best win/loss record but at least you're a professional!"
Rusty Axel-"That's right and its why people continue to hire my services. People talk about youth and crap like that but nobody can deny I'm punctual!"
David Saturn-"Well at least Slam II gets an actual reaction from the crowd! At least he's a fresh face!"
Neal Steal-"You're going too far! You should kick his ass for being so disrespectful Rusty! You wouldn't have had an announcer speaking to a wrestler so rudely years ago!"
David Saturn-"Well announcers were treated with respect as well years ago until jackasses like you came along Steal!"
Carr rolls Slam back into the ring and Randal delivers a hard stomp to the ribs. Randal scoops Slam up and slams him to the mat. Fistdrop by Randal who pulls Slam to his feet and rakes him across the face. Carr enters the ring following a tag and knocks Slam to the mat with punches. Carr applies a chokehold as Slam seems to be fading…1,2…and Slam gets his shoulder up!
Neal Steal-"I heard he was smoking cancer sticks backstage...one addiction exchanged for another!"
David Saturn-"WHO CARES!!!"
Rusty Axel-"He smokes them things near me and I'll shove a whole pack so far up his ass there will be fumes coming out his nose!"
Slam pulled to his feet, whip off the ropes and Carr seems to be setting up for a back body drop. Slam halts in mid charge nailing Carr with a kick to the chin. Carr responds with a monstrous clothesline sending Slam sprawling to the mat. Carr then without warning suddenly decks Rattlesnake! Snake quickly tries to enter the ring and go after Carr but the ref prevents it.
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake had no right to be in the ring!"
David Saturn-"He just got punched in the face you moron! Why shouldn't he enter the ring...then again maybe Rattlesnake made a mistake reacting to it Slam is being double teamed...
Rusty Axel-"Good, traditional teamwork."
Randal and Carr both stomp Slam hard in the corner until the ref finally turns around having dealt with Rattlesnake. Tag by Carr to Randal who continues to stomp on Slam. Rattlesnake is cursing loud in his corner towards Carr and the ref. Snake better be careful the ref could easily disqualify him for that.
Neal Steal-"You can't use that language towards a referee! Disqualify Rattlesnake!"
Rusty Axel-"I fully agree but I can't recall that ever happening..."
David Saturn-"I can't recall a wrestler ever being disqualified for talking trash to a ref or opponent either!"
Neal Steal-"Well there's always a first time and the ref should set an example!"
Randal goes for a suplex but Slam manages to counter and land on his feet. Slam charges off the ropes but Randal nails him with a big boot! Randal with the cover…1,2…but Rattlesnake breaks it up! Randal tags in Carr and both men pounds Slam in the corner. The ref quickly puts a halt to that.
Rusty Axel-"There that referee goes again he's a typical overzealous official..."
David Saturn-"Carr and Randal certainly working quite well as a team...why didn't Carr ask you Rusty I guess he wanted to win a match!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Rusty Axel-"Listen to Neal for once Saturn the man talks more sense than you ever have...make another wisecrack at old rusty and I'll break your face!"
Punches and kicks by Carr to Slam who is trapped in the wrong corner. Carr moves towards Rattlesnake and with the ref once again becoming easily distracted Randal chokes Slam. Carr goes back into the corner and chokes Slam with his boot. Hard clothesline by Randal knocks Slam down and Randal heads to the top rope.
Rusty Axel-"Randal going to the top here bet you didn't think he could do any aerial moves Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody says he can't we just haven't seen him go to the top rope often..."
Neal Steal-"Well he should if he can produce more clotheslines like that! Come on Randal!"
Randal isn’t known for his high flying but manages to connect with a flying clothesline! 1,2…and Rattlesnake breaks it up again! Randal is pissed cursing at Snake who responds with the middle fingers salute! This makes Randal more pissed and he moves towards Carr. Slam comes from behind, spins Randal around and nails him with punches.
Neal Steal-"Slam II will probably fail a drug test within a couple of months...he should be tested every week..."
David Saturn-"Its not every week but everybody gets tested at some point! Slam II intends to stick around he has accepted a challenge from Hell for the next PPV he should be credited for taking on a 7 footer!"
Rusty Axel-"Probably been on the drugs again taking a match like that..."
Randal whips Slam into the corner (one of the corners unoccupied by Carr or Snake) and charges forward. Slam raises his elbow catching Randal in the face. Slam charges forward and Randal does the same…double clothesline! Both men are down in the centre of the ring.
Neal Steal-"Take that boot off Randal he's probably got a bag of white powder in there..."
David Saturn-"How many more times? He has overcome his drug issues!"
Rusty Axel-"Like I said earlier most wrestlers tend to relapse. Certainly in my experience not that I fill my body with any of that crap..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly Rusty the majority of wrestlers with drug issues relapse and that has been the case for years!"
Slam tries to crawl towards Snake but Randal holds him back grabbing the boot. Slam rises to his feet as Randal still has a hold on the boot…spinning heel kick by Slam! The tag is made and Snake pounds Randal into the corner. Carr enters the ring and Snake goes for the STUNNER! Carr manages to slip away and shoves Snake towards Randal!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! I don't think thats what Carr intended when he shoved Snake away!"
Rusty Axel-"Come on Rob!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo well done Robert! Though of course I bet Randal would have kicked out anyway..."
Unfortunately for Randal he gets the STUNNER instead! Snake with the cover…1,2…but Carr breaks it up! Slam is in the ring and attacks Carr! Slam pounds Carr in the corner as Snake clotheslines Randal over the top rope! With the refs back turned Snake nails Randal with a chair shot! The ref tries to break up Carr and Slam.
Neal Steal-"DISQUALIFY HIM! Rattlesnake used a chair! That should be a DQ Saturn go up there and tell the ref what Rattlesnake just did!"
David Saturn-"I'm staying right here! Yes it should have been a DQ but you can only call what you see!"
The ref is knocked down as Carr shoves Slam into him. Carr tries to revive the ref but Snake is back in and delivers a low blow to Carr! The ref is slowly getting back up as Slam traps Carr in the COUGH TO GET OFF submission! Carr is forced to tap out…but neither Carr nor Slam were the legal men!
WINNERS BY SUBMISSION: SLAM II AND RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Carr just got screwed again! There is a conspiracy he was not the legal man in the ring! Neither was Slam II! Plus they should have been disqualified moments earlier..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr will be absolutely incensed..."
Rusty Axel-"Rightly so too! Old Rusty would have put a stop to that cheating if that boy Harris didn't have his beady eyes fixed on me throughout!"
Neal Steal-"Randal is going to get some retribution!"
Randal is up and goes for his usual choice of weapon (well the chair was nearest) and nails Snake with it. He then goes to nail Slam but Slam dropkicks the chair right back into his face. Pulling a steel chair in front of your face is not a wise idea. Carr tries to attack from behind but Slam sees him. Carr to the outside and retreats up the ramp as Slam follows with the chair in hand! Snake is back up and takes out Randal with the STUNNER one more time!
Neal Steal-"Snake and Slam II what a pair of cheaters!"
David Saturn-"Well Slam didn't use the chair..."
Neal Steal-
"Yes but he knew he wasn't the legal man...he should have admitted it! Should have given Carr and Randal a chance to restart goodness knows Slam II has had enough second chances with his past drug issues!"
Rusty Axel-"Should be a thankful young man others would have ended up in the gutter by now..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up both of you! Time for our main event in just a moment! That is if Flammenkrieg has made it..."
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After Red Randal's match finishes, he walks back to his dressing room. As he opens the door, Slick is waiting for him with a bucket of red paint. He tosses it on him, stunning him.
Slick: You are RED Randal right? I figured I'd prove your name right. . .
Slick slips past Red's entourage out the door, as they attend to a really pissed off Red.
Neal Steal-"That was totally uncalled for! What did poor Randal do to deserve that?
David Saturn-"Randal targeted Slick earlier his week for no reason why should Slick put up with that?"
Rusty Axel-"Randal was right about him lets wait and see what happens when Randal sticks a pool cue up his ass in the bar room brawl!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor run away like a coward too..."
David Saturn-"That's because he's ready for his match! Well we still don't know whether Flammenkrieg has made it or not..."
Neal Steal-"I hope not!"
MAIN EVENT
SINGLES MATCH
SINGLES MATCH
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Slick heads over to the ref trying to persuade him to give Flammnkrieg more time...
David Saturn-"Well it looks like we won't have a main event. We are very sorry for that but sometimes we have issues against our control...
Neal Steal-"Never mind they only tuned in to see Mr Royal's debut anyway..."
Rusty Axel-"Well time almost up...shame old Rusty was looking forward to this bout..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...he's here! Flammenkrieg has made it! Better hide Steal..."
Neal Steal"Damn it!"
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Can't believe I'm saying this but hopefully Slop Doctor wins this match!"
David Saturn-"Well that is certainly a first..."
Rusty Axel-"After what Slick did to my pal Randal I wouldn't mind seeing him get his butt kicked...not that I like this mammoth Flammenkrieg either! Should never put hands on an announcer...unless its you Saturn that would be fine..."
Flammenkrieg goes to lock up but Slick skips away obviously realising just how big Flammenkrieg is now they are up close. Slick has to use a smart strategy here and quickly goes for the leg! Flammenkrieg is ready for it and clubs Slick hard across the back. The single leg takedown probably wasn’t Slicks best idea.
Neal Steal-"Come on Slop Doctor you should be trying to kick his ass not having fun! Why is Slop Doctor so pleased Flammenkrieg is here he could have had the night off!"
Rusty Axel-"Any excuse to get back to the bar early..."
David Saturn-"Slick wants to wrestle and he is a great competitor! That's the type of man he is he wants to give the people what was advertised..."
Flammenkrieg takes Slick into the corner and chops Slick hard across the chest. Slick yells "OUCH" in a very exaggerated way drawing laughter from the crowd and even a grin from Flammenkrieg. Rearing his hand back Flammenkrieg delivers another hard chop. Slick staggers forward and falls flat on his face.
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor I bet he's drunk...usually falls on his face like that every night but he should not be doing so in the ring!"
David Saturn-"You would be knocked down like that if a man like Flammenkrieg chopped you! Infact he knocked you down with one punch remember?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! I wasn't expecting it he blindsided me..."
David Saturn-"Just how delusional are you? Flammenkrieg could kick your ass anytime he wants and I wouldn't mind if he takes up that opportunity very often!"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty might just take up the opportunity to kick your ass right now Saturn!"
Flammenkrieg pulls Slick to his feet and knocks him back down with a short arm clothesline. Slick up to his knees and Flammenkrieg delivers a hard club to the back. Flammenkrieg grins at the crowd and pulls Slick back up. Slick however begins to fight back with several shots to the chest. Punches by Slick, kick to the ribs and goes for a DDT!
Neal Steal-"Both Flammenkrieg and Slop Doctor sucking up to each other earlier this week..."
Rusty Axel-"I hate this respect crap...take no prisoners, respect no names that's old rusty's motto!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with respecting an opponent Rusty! Its called sportsmanship and they are having a clean contest in the ring. There's nothing wrong with that whatsoever!"
Flammenkrieg blocks it and with one yank of the arm tosses Slick across the ring! Slick rolls to the outside clearly needing to rethink his strategy here. The ref starts his count and Slick quickly returns to the ring. Flammenkrieg applies an armbar as the crowd seem to be solidly behind both men…perhaps a little more in favour of Slick being the popular veteran.
David Saturn-"I know you won't believe it Steal but Flammenkrieg is very well educated. He's a lover of great literature..."
Neal Steal-"I can't imagine thats something Flammenkrieg and Slop Doctor have in common? Can Slop read?"
David Saturn-"Of course he can read! Granted Slick didn't have the best record in school on the occasions he actually attended but he's not an idiot!"
Rusty Axel-"He damn sure has an idiots mentality!"
Slick is grounded but manages to rise to his feet and punches Flammenkrieg. Another shot but Flammenkrieg once again nails Slick with a clubbing shot to the back. Flammenkrieg then delivers a hard elbowdrop and thinks about the cover but realises that probably won’t be enough to put Slick away. Flammenkrieg pulls Slick to his feet and takes him into the corner.
David Saturn-"Slick has faced a lot of powerful men before...Flammenkrieg just might be the most powerful..."
Neal Steal-"Oh so you're saying he's stronger than Hell are you? I'll make sure Hell knows you said that...
David Saturn-"I said he might be the strongest! Might! You know what that means Steal? I'm sure we will see Hell and Flammenkrieg in the ring that would be the time to find out? Speaking of Hell it looks like he has not made it thanks to the travel mixup..."
Rusty Axel-"Should be fined for stuff like that...Flammenkrieg should be fined for not arriving on time old Rusty has never been late..."
David Saturn-"Are you deaf as well as senile? It wasn't their fault..."
Hard chop by Flammenkrieg knocks Slick down. Slick crawls towards the next corner turnbuckle as Flammenkrieg follows. Slick pulls himself up by the ropes but Flammenkrieg connects with another hard blow to the back. Flammenkrieg whips Slick into the corner and delivers a series of punches to the chest. Slick collapses to the mat and as Flammenkrieg pulls him back up Slick suddenly lets loose with several punches!
Neal Steal-"Slop Doctor should just cheat like he normally does..."
David Saturn-"I don't deny Slick has cheated before but he respects Flammenkrieg. This match has been a clean battle throughout..."
Rusty Axel-"I bet my poor buddy Randal wishes he was clean getting covered in that paint crap earlier...takes for ever to get that muck off in the shower..."
Slick seems to have realised he must act fast here but his punches are simply having virtually no effect. Slick charges off the ropes setting up for a clothesline but Flammenkrieg knocks Slick down with a shoulder charge. Flammenkrieg with the cover…1,2…and Slick kicks out. Flammenkrieg with a sleeper applied and as Slick starts to fight out Flammenkrieg delivers a hard elbow to the back knocking the air out of Slick.
Rusty Axel-"Hard shot to the cervical vertebrae...that's called the back to most of you uneducated idiots out there in Tv land! That Flammenkrieg he's on the juice I'll bet...old Rusty knows a juicer when he sees one..."
David Saturn-"Carr said the same damn thing about Hell! Prove Flammenkrieg is on steroids!"
Rusty Axel-"Bet he bends over in the locker room every night getting one of those sharp needles up his ass! This was a better business before all these bodybuilders came along stealing the actual wrestlers spots from people like me..."
David Saturn-"Oh so you're blaming wrestlers taking steroids for stealing opportunities now? If you're good enough you will succeed and you simply haven't been good enough! You and the likes of Carr just blame everybody except yourself! Try looking in the mirror..."
Neal Steal-"Hear it cracks everytime you do that Saturn...
Flammenkrieg with a snapmare takedown…1,2…and Slick kicks out again. Another elbow by Flammenkrieg to the back and he then clamps his hands across Slick’s shoulder. Slick grimaces and Flammenkrieg connects with another elbow to the back. Another cover…1,2…and Slick gets his shoulder up!
Rusty Axel-"He's really pounding that cervical vertebrae...I would have had trouble getting up after that with my old, aching bones..."
Neal Steal-"I bet you could have kicked out Rusty. This is your fault Saturn your rude comments are making Rusty doubt himself!"
David Saturn-"I'm not taking blame for it if someone doubts themselves. If Rusty actually listened to my advice and looked at himself that is what will help him be more of a success! I certainly think Rusty and Randal make for a solid team..."
Despite being dominated by the huge Flammenkrieg thus far Slick is showing his toughness by refusing to stay down. Flammenkrieg scoops Slick up and slams him to the mat. Flammenkrieg then goes for an elbowdrop but Slick moves! Both men to their feet and Slick begins to pound on Flammenkrieg.
David Saturn-"Slick not sure what to do...and now he is having the life squeezed out of him! Bearhug by Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Come on Slop! Do something useful for once and beat this maniac!"
Rusty Axel-"Only people who find Slick useful are those at Coors and the Betty Ford Clinic!"
Slick charges off the ropes and leaps forward but Flammenkrieg catches him! Bearhug by Flammenkrieg just squeezing the air out of Slick here. More elbows by Slick and whips Slick towards the corner. With incredible athleticism Slick leaps to the top rope and comes off with a dropkick to the face! Flammenkrieg is staggered and Slick goes back to the top rope again!
David Saturn-"Slick going to the top...what will he do here...flying DDT! Slick pulling out all the stops in his arsenal?"
Neal Steal-"Better than the usual kicking and brawling..."
David Saturn-"Slick can be a very solid technical wrestler...though its been difficult to wrestle that style here considering the size of Slick's opponent..."
Rusty Axel-"No shit Saturn..."
Flying DDT by Slick takes Flammenkrieg down! Slick once again to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbowdrop! Cover by Slick..1,2…and Flammenkrieg kicks out with such force Slick is elevated through the middle rope and to the outside! Slick just had his best offence of the match and Flammenkrieg still looks unstoppable.
David Saturn-"Well Flammenkrieg kicking out with authority!"
Neal Steal-"Shame he has no respect for authority...brought out that gun again I see shouldn't be allowed to use it license or not...bet you agree Rusty..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes I do only have to look up all the gun crime in this country...you should have been complimented Neal for reporting his law breaking!"
David Saturn-"Shut up about the gun!"
Slick climbs the steps and goes back to the top rope! However Flammenkrieg is there to pull Slick back down! Flammenkrieg goes for the CHOKESLAM but Slick counters with a DDT! Slick charges off the ropes and connects with a low dropkick knocking Flammenkrieg underneath the bottom rope and to the outside.
David Saturn-"He's out here by the table! Watch out Steal!"
Neal Steal-"He wouldn't dare do anything! Rusty will protect me won't you Rusty?"
Rusty Axel-"...oh...of course!"
David Saturn-"I doubt it you would just let Steal get his ass kicked...which he would deserve! Surprised its only Flammenkrieg who has done that so far! in AWR"
Flammenkrieg lands hard but is still quick to begin getting to his feet. Slick with another low dropkick from inside the ring which sends Flammenkrieg backwards into the announce table but does not break it! However it looks like he busted open the back of his head. Flammenkrieg may well have been concussed bashing his head hard like that.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Look at him bleed!"
David Saturn-"Definitely an accident there by Slick...unfortunate landing for Flammenkrieg...and Slick to the outside as well!"
Rusty Axel-"That's a nasty looking gash...hit it right on the sharp corner of this wooden table..."
Slick hit the dropkick with such force he goes crashing to the outside as well hitting his head hard on the floor. Both men slowly get to their feet and exchange blows as the ref reaches 9…both men realise and rush towards the ring but the ref reaches 10!
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Neither get the win! Thats the best possible result!"
David Saturn-"Well a shame we did not get a winner but looks like Slick still wants to party!"
Rusty Axel-"There's nothing to celebrate he didn't win!"
David Saturn-"That's why you're rarely in celebratory mood..."
As the match ends, Slick goes under the ring. He comes out with a six pack of beer. He climbs up and gives one to Flammenkrieg. They toast and Slick guzzles it down. He then takes the beers and brings them to the announce table. He opens one for Saturn and gives it to him. He then goes to open the next one for Steal but instead he sprays it all over Steal! Steal is soaked! Slick laughs his way down the aisle, all while he drinks.
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Have a cold one Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Who does he think he is pouring that disgusting stuff on me! I wasn't going to accept it anyway!"
David Saturn-"Looked to me like you wanted it! Surely you're not a secret beer drinker Steal? Poor Rusty he didn't get a taste of beer at all!"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty prefers a drop of whisky now and then...wouldn't touch that garbage Slick drinks..."
Flammenkrieg grabs another beer and downs the whole can in a matter of seconds. Flammenkrieg is in the ring all alone as suddenly the lights go out! We hear a loud crack and as they comes back on moments later ANTHONY ROYAL is in the ring! Royal has a chair in his hand and Flammenkrieg is bleeding badly from the blow he had already sustained hitting the announce table.
David Saturn-"MY GOD! Where the hell did Royal come from?"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
Rusty Axel-"That lights out trick always works!"
Royal pulls Flammenkrieg to his feet...LIGHTS OUT!!! Incredible move by Royal doing that to someone the size of Flammenkrieg! Slick comes running back out and dives underneath the bottom rope. Slick grabs the chair and swings towards Royal who quickly leaps over the top rope and escapes through the crowd! Slick checks on Flammenkrieg as the mat is stained with blood!
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg is going to need some stitches...he's bleeding very badly here literally gushing blood from the back of his head...I thought Royal had left...there is certainly something very suspicious going on here what with Flammenkrieg's late arrival and Hell not making it on time..."
Rusty Axel-"You accuse Robert Carr of being paranoid...old rusty bets it is just a coincidence..."
Neal Steal-"Its a shame Slick was here to save him otherwise Mr Royal would have given Flammenkrieg the beating he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Thats all we have time for here tonight...will it be lights out for Flammenkrieg at the PPV? See you next week!"