Post by Rusty Axel on Oct 2, 2011 14:51:09 GMT -4
The camera comes to life. We see Rusty Axel driving in his old beat up truck. Rusty is tapping his fingers on the staring wheel as he listens to a bit of country music. Not his favorite stuff but once in a while old Rusty likes to get mellow! As the truck begins to slow down it eventually comes to a stop. Rusty gets out and beings a six pack with him and sits on a near by picnic table. Rusty grabs a bear and slugs down a drink. He leis out a loud belch and then stares into the camera that is following him.
(Rusty Axel) Hello there you red necks. I bet you was thinking you were going to see that Wilhelm bum or maybe that not so pretty boy Rattle Snake. Or maybe you thought you might see that retard washed up no good for nothing piece of trash Bret the UN hit man Harris.
Rusty slurps down another bear. Then begins talking.
(Rusty Axel) By now i am sure anyone with a television set that follows wrestling knows that Bret Harris has challenged me to a loser leave town match. Well i accepted and you know what Harris? You the one that will be leaving but you will not be walking out of that arena on your own power! Thats right you little cry baby whinny bitch! You will be carried out and there will be no one around to help or save your worthless ass, not even your brother the Snake. Bret Harris once you wake up in the hospital you will ask one question. That will be this. Who ran over me with that truck! HAHAHAHAHA........Boy you must be one of the dumbest people i have ever met in my life and next to you is that bum you call a brother Rattle Snake along with that Slam bitch you two seem to have taken under your wings. Enjoy your moment now Bret Harris because at Ring Of Rage Old Rusty will be releasing a bit of his own rage.
Rusty opens another bear and slams it down. It dris from his chin and he wipes his mouth with his sleeve.
(Rusty Axel) Bret Harris S.I.N. has your number and at the live ppv event S.I.N. will reveal their true motavations of what AWR has in store just like your going to see too Harris. At Ring Of Rage Bret you will be packing your bags.
Rusty laughs and opens another bear. As he chugs it down the scene slowly ends.