Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 4, 2011 18:10:07 GMT -4
AWR RING OF RAGE
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Tonight 12 angry men will battle it out! This is AWR...Ring of Rage!!!"
Neal Steal-"Just a shame we had to hold the first ever PPV in a place like Texas!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with Texas! Indeed Texas native Rattlesnake will go one on one with Robert Carr!"
Neal Steal-"In the match everyone has been waiting for Anthony Royal will give Flammenkrieg the ass kicking he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Or quite possibly Royal will get the ass kicking he deserves. 4 other matches here tonight as well and we will start things off with Jason Howard as he takes on Playboy Pete!"
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Two men here are looking for their first pinfall win in AWR...though Jason does have one victory he gained via DQ. Pete is yet to have a win of any kind though its hard for a rookie to beat the likes of Slick Doctor and Anthony Royal..."
Neal Steal-"We have a technically skilled wrestler in Jason Howard but we certainly won't see much technical wrestling from Pete..."
David Saturn-"He does know a few wrestling holds...look reversal there by Pete he has some wrestling skill..."
Lockup and armbar applied by Howard. Pete reverses into an armbar of his own (a little bit technical wrestling by Pete there) but Howard reverses it back again. Side headlock by Pete, Howard shoves him into the ropes and Pete knocks Howard down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Crowd solidly behind Pete here not that I think they have anything against Howard..."
Neal Steal-"They were calling him fat bastard 2 weeks ago what's changed?"
David Saturn-"He gave a good effort against Slick and a better effort against Royal! Pete has gained a bit of respect for that...I was a little unfair to him as well maybe shouldn't have judged on appearance..."
Pete charges off the ropes again, dropdown by Howard, Pete leaps over and charges off the opposite side. Howard grabs Pete by the arm looking for an armdrag but Pete shows his superior strength by blocking and delivering an armdrag takedown of his own. Howard straight back up and Pete connects with a clothesline.
Neal Steal-"That's disgusting! Look at Howard I don't know that much about him but at least he's in shape. Took the match seriously by training hard for it...and look at Pete he's never seen the inside of a gym! Only place he saw before the show was the inside of a waffle house ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Well people are beginning to warm to Pete but we still don't need to see that!"
Howard backs away as Pete suddenly lifts up his short and begins to gyrate. Howard looks appalled as the crowd yell at Pete not to do it…though they are actually warming to pete somewhat after last weeks effort against Royal) Pete does not remove his shirt to the relief of everyone in attendance. Both men circling the ring and another lockup.
David Saturn-"Good lets finish the match with all clothes on...not that you usually mind a few naked men do you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! I'm as straight as they come!"
Howard spins round and connects with an uppercut. Neck vice applied by Howard but Pete breaks it by shoving Jason into the ropes. Howard knocks Pete down with a strong clothesline (enough to knock the big man down) and goes for the cover…1…and easy kick out for Pete. Drop toe hold by Howard as Pete gets to his feet.
David Saturn-"Cover by Howard...he was never going to get the win like that..."
Neal Steal-"Its about energy conservation he wants Pete to lose his breath...that wouldn't be hard!"
Howard with another cover…and only a 1 count. Not sure how Howard thought he could pin Pete after a drop toe hold. Howard goes to whip Pete into the ropes, reversed and as Howard comes back off the ropes Pete connects with an elbow to the face. Scoop slam by Pete and then he actually delivers a dropkick as Howard gets back up!
David Saturn-"WOW!"
Neal Steal-"Look like Pete was going for a big boot and he slipped..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You were praising Pete a couple of weeks back...well that was only because he was against Slick..."
Tremendous athleticism for a man of Pete’s size and Howard is backed into the corner. Pete punches Howard and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Pete charges but Howard raises his foot catching Pete. Howard then grabs Pete by the arm and moves him forcefully enough to cause Pete to smash his shoulder against the ringpost.
Neal Steal-"Some aggression there by Howard I like it!"
David Saturn-"So do I there's nothing wrong with displaying a little aggression...certainly Howard looks more aggressive than when we last saw him a few weeks back..."
Pete grabs his shoulder as Howard delivers a succession of knees to the ribs. Howard executes another takedown and Pete lands face first on the mat. Howard to the outside and rams Pete’s head face first across the apron. Blow to the chest by Howard who goes back into the ring. Whip attempt by Howard, reversed but Howard grabs the ropes instead of charging back.
Neal Steal-"Wow I bet the local scientists think an earthquake is coming after that!"
David Saturn-"Oh ha ha ha...how hysterical. NOT!"
Pete charges forward and Howard manges to elevate the 400 pounder over the top rope! Pete kind of gave Howard the opportunity to do that by charging forwards so fast. Pete lands on his feet once again proving how agile he is for a man his size. Pete regroups and shares some words with his ladies. He gives one of them a kiss and heads back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Look at that! Show some respect to your opponent and get back to the match!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with a little morale booster from one of the pros...erm..ladies! Its not like he's getting them involved in his matches Steal!"
Howard goes for a lockup but kick to the ribs by Pete. Pete with punches and backs Howard into the corner. Howard whipped into the opposite corner and Pete charges forward with his body weight knocking the wind out of Howard. Punch by Pete and a headbutt knocking Howard back against the ropes. Whip attempt blocked by Howard who then delivers a double arm suplex!
Neal Steal-"Wow! Howard is stronger than he looks!"
David Saturn-"A very serious competitor is Jason Howard and that might be enough for the win!"
Not the most effective suplex you will see considering Pete’s size but still a great move by Howard. 1,2… kick out by Pete. Another cover attempt made by Howard and Pete kicks out at one. Howard pulls Pete to his feet and pushes him through the middle rope to the outside. Howard pounds on Pete obviously upset his suplex didn’t finish Pete off.
Neal Steal-"Jason letting loose here!"
David Saturn-"Jason very determined to get the win...but he needs to keep his cool."
Kick to the ribs by Howard who pulls Pete to his feet. Pete fights back ramming Howard face first into the announce table. Howard tries to whip Pete into the steel steps but Pete reverses. However Howard manages to connect with a drop toe hold causing Pete to crash into the steel steps as well. The referee is up to 8…9…and 10.
Both men are still down on the outside.
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
David Saturn-"Good match I don't think this is the last we will see of these 2 facing each other!"
Neal Steal-"Howard looked like the better man reckon he would have finished Pete off in the ring..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought it was a match that could have gone either way...right back in a moment..."
Neal Steal-"About time they started putting commercials on PPV..."
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David Saturn-"Careers at stake here as Bret Harris heard Rusty's words last week and made an official challenge. I don't think Rusty expected a loser leaves town match though..."
Neal Steal-"Well he accepted the match are you suggesting he's afraid!"
David Saturn-"When did I say that? You're just making stuff up as usual putting words in my mouth I didn't say..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...Bret...HARRIS!!!
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-"Are we going to see an all out brawl here or a cautious approach...last thing either wants is to get disqualified..."
Neal Steal-"What if we had another countout? Would both have to leave?"
David Saturn-"Honestly I don't know..."
Lockup up and side headlock applied by Axel. Elbows to the ribs by Harris breaks free and Rusty charges off the ropes. Bret meets him with a shoulder charge knocking Rusty to the mat. Harris to his feet and both men go to lock up again. Harris surprises Rusty with a poke to the eye. Punch to the face by Harris and an uppercut.
Neal Steal-"Come on Rusty use your experience!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is in his early 50's and started wrestling in the late 70's. Last week though he claimed to have wrestled much longer I think he's getting a little bit delusional..."
Neal Steal-"I have no reason to doubt him!"
Rusty backed into the corner and Harris pounds him with several shots to the face and ribs. Axel slumps to the ground not doing the best job of defending himself there. Harris is clearly in no mood to lose his job and chokes Rusty with his boot. Harris with a choke as he pulls Rusty up and the ref quickly breaks it up. Rusty reverses an irish whip sending Harris into the corner.
David Saturn-"It would certainly be more of a shame if Harris lost...he has his whole career ahead of him..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Just because Rusty is older does not mean he is not entitled to a career!"
David Saturn-"I never said he hasn't just that he is very much past his prime...what little prime he had!"
Neal Steal-"Great clothesline he could kick your ass any day of the week Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure he could which is why I'm an announcer and he's a wrestler..."
Rusty charges forwards and meets Harris with a clothesline. Rusty pounds on Harris but Harris stupidly nails him with a low blow. Harris is clearly desperate to keep his job but he was very lucky the ref failed to spot that. Rusty thrown over the top rope by Harris who follows. Harris picks up a chair. Harris attempts to use the chair but luckily for him cracks the ringpost.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Missed! Rusty is too wise for Harris..."
David Saturn-"Harris needs to calm down I can't see any sense in what he just tried to do...he's as hot headed as his brother Rattlesnake..."
Another stupid move by Harris but since he didn’t connect isn’t disqualified. Rusty grabs the hand and bites hard on the fingers. Rusty then whacks Bret’s hand hard across the steel steps. Bret rolled back into the ring and Rusty follows. Bret however is quickly up and drops Rusty neck first over the top rope. Rusty falls back to the floor probably shouldn’t have followed so quickly.
David Saturn-"That a wise veterans move was it? Rusty should have deliberated..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has consistently adapted to a faster style over his long and illustrious career should be credited for evolving..."
David Saturn-"At this rate he will be claiming to have faced Lou Thesz in the 50's!"
Harris to the outside and connects with a shot to the ribs. Harris back in the ring and delivers a kick to the back. Harris chokes Rusty before the ref breaks it up. Rusty looking a bit disorientated misses with a swinging blow. Rusty backed into the corner and another shot to the ribs. Harris with a whip attempt but Rusty reverses and whips Harris back into the near corner.
Neal Steal-"If Harris loses he only has himself to blame! Rusty wasn't going to interfere in that tag match there was no need for Harris to keep an eye on him..."
David Saturn-"Of course he would have got involved if he had the chance!"
Short arm clothesline by Rusty who then bites Harris again. Choke by Rusty and Harris quickly fights out with punches. Rusty backed into the opposite corner and Harris drives his head into Rusty’s ribs. Rusty whipped into the opposite corner and Harris charges forward and catches Rusty with a running headbutt. Rusty drops face first to the mat and Harris grins slightly believing he’s now in control.
Neal Steal-"Don't be so arrogant! You have won nothing yet!"
David Saturn-"Its called confidence..."
Harris places Rusty neck first over the middle rope and connects with a running knee. Bret slides underneath the bottom rope and connects with a hard right hand. Full nelson now by Harris but Rusty suddenly reverses and delivers a suplex! Desperation move by Rusty…1,2…ad Harris gets his shoulder up. Rusty pounds on Harris and then stomps on his ribs.
David Saturn-"Rusty is nothing but a brawler...he's not evolved his style one single bit!"
Neal Steal-"Coming from a Slick fan...look at the match he will be in..."
David Saturn-"That will be a completely different style of fight and Slick is an excellent wrestler...he's won things too something Rusty hasn't!"
Rusty connects with a punch which is returned by Harris knocking Rusty into the corner. Right hands by Harris and the ref breaks it up. Harris pulls Rusty away from the corner and delivers a headbutt. Harris goes for a piledriver but Rusty counters with a back body drop! Harris straight back up and both men knock each other down with a clothesline.
David Saturn-"Same thought running through their heads there..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty told me he wrestled a 2 hour match early in his career..."
David Saturn-"Well he's as big a liar as you are Steal..."
Both men quickly back up to their knees and exchange fists. Harris whipped off the ropes and Rusty connects with an elbow. Rusty celebrates his move drawing boos from the crowd. Harris reverses a whip, Rusty ducks a clothesline as he charges back Harris sidesteps and Rusty knocks the ref to the floor. The ref is not badly hurt but is still regaining his bearings as Harris delivers a side walk slam.
David Saturn-"Come on ref!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty would have kicked out of that anyway..."
David Saturn-"I doubt it...oh no!"
Harris with the cover...has the match won but the ref is still disorientated! The ref is finally to his feet…Bret is pissed and heads towards the top rope. Robert Carr jumps from the crowd while Red Randal comes from the other side of the crowd and distracts the official. Red begins to argue with the official giving Robert a chance to plant a chair hard to the skull of Harris!
David Saturn-"Referee still down damnit! Harris is helpless!"
Neal Steal-"That's why Rusty is a veteran he only has one last trick up his sleeve..."
David Saturn-"Its nothing but cheating! What's talented about that?"
As Harris hits the mat Robert quickly drops the chair and retreats halfway up the ramp. Red finally backs away from the official who turns around and see Rusty making the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! The legend lives!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's no legend and this proves it! What an absolute jackass Robert Carr is...and Red Randal too. Harris has just lost his career for goodness sake..."
After the match is over Robert Carr and Red Randal enter the ring. Along with Axel they begin an assault on Bret Harris. After a couple of minutes of beating Rattlesnake charges the ring. As Snake enters he gets a big boot in the face by Red Randal and Snake is knocked to the cement. Rattlesnake still manages to shake it off and goes after Robert Carr laying some closed fists into him!
Neal Steal-"Come on refs! Break this up!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! You didn't mind Harris being screwed and Randal attacking Snake when he came down..."
The crowd roars and the sound is deafening. Red turns around and hits rattle Snake with a low blow taking him down. Then he lays the chair into his ribs. Red nails Snake with a clothesline. Harris now is getting back to his feet and he mounts the ropes. As he stands on the top he dives off and connects with a cross body block of type taking Robert Carr and Rusty off their feet and landing his full weight on both men. Suddenly Playboy Pete charges to the ring!
Neal Steal-"HEY WHAT IN THE HELL IS PLAYBOY PETE DOING OUT HERE ANYWAYS HELPING THE HARRIS BROTHERS?"
David Saturn-"Well if you know anything at all you would know that Playboy and the Harris brothers have a close history and are very good friens outside of the ring."
Neal Steal- THAT FIGURES! I BET THE ONLY REASON THEY HANG AROUND PETE IS SO THEY CAN PICK UP HIS LEFTOVERS!
David Saturn- Kind like you and the promoters here when your kissing their asses right steal?
Once again Red is too his feet and he slams a chair full force into Petes head. Then he nails Snake in the back of the head with the chair. Rusty and Robert Carr both attack Pete taking him off his feet. Once they have demolished all three men Robert Carr calls for a Mic. A ring attendant tosses one into him.
David Saturn-"Oh spare us all..."
{Robert Carr} I WANT ALL YOU DEAD BEATS AND INBREDS TOO LOOK AROUND YOU AT THE CARNAGE YOU JUST SAW! THIS IS THE BEGINING OF A NEW THREAT TO AWR. YOU ARE LOOKING AT S.I.N. FOR THOSE OF YOU JACK ASSES THAT DONT KNOW WHAT THAT STABDS FOR IT IS SIMPLE. STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND OUR NUMBERS ARE VERY STRONG! YOU SAW THE FIRST OF MANY MISFOURTUNES THAT ARE TO BEFALL AWR THE FIRST MEANING THE DISTRUCTION OF ONE BRET HITMAN HARRIS! I KNOW THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT BRET WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT OLD RUSTY BUT GUESS WHAT? IT DIDNT HAPPEN AND THAT IS BECAUSE WE ARE S.I..N STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.
Robert passes the Mic to Rusty.
Rusty Axel- HAHAHAHA...I bet all of you thought old Rusty would be leaving AWR tonight. Well you were wrong! You just look at the mess we just caused here. HAHAHAHAHA......When you mess with S.I.N. this is what will happen to you. Now I am going to say this anyone in the back that sticks their nose in our concerns will pay a price like the old hitman here did. So like us, love us or hate us but we are S.I.N. and we are here to stay.
Rusty laughs as he passes the Mic over to Red Randal.
Red Randal-THIS BETTER BE A LESSION TO EVERYONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. NOW I WANT TO ADRESS THIS RIGHT NOW! ROYAL I KNOW YOUR BACK FOR YOUR OWN NO GOOD DEEDS AND THAT SUITES US JUST FINE BUT ROYAL WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T CROSS THE LINE WITH S.I.N. CAUSE WE HAVE NO TROUBLE DESTROYING YOU LIKE WE DID TO THIS TRASH HERE.
Red points to Bret,Snake and Pete who are all laid out.
Red Randal I WOULD TAKE TIME TO TOSS THIS TRASH IN THE RECYCLE BIN BUT THEY ARE NOT WORTH RECYCLING. I WOULD EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO CALL EACH OF THEM A TWO BIT WHORE BUT HELL MAN THESE GUYS ARENT EVEN WORTH TWO BITS, SO ROYAL I HOPE THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR. YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE LINE AND WE STAY ON OURS BUT YOU FUCK WITH US AND WE ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!
S.I.N leaves the ring...
Neal Steal-"Well I certainly don't condone Mr Royal being threatened but Snake and Harris got what they deserved..."
David Saturn-"Nobody deserves to lose their career...I would not want to be Robert Carr later tonight when he has to face Rattlesnake...still I guess he will just get his buddies to cheat for him..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Jason Howard wrapped in a towel. He heads towards the showers. The camera spins round showing a woman in the room. She puts her finger on her lips signalling for the camera crew to be quiet. She picks up Jason's energy drink and pours some power into it. The woman sniggers to himself as he leaves the room!
Neal Steal-"That looked like one of Pete's women...what did she put in there..."
David Saturn-"Well I don't know what it was...Pete is down here in the ring getting to his feet I don't know if he could have had anything to do with it...up next is the barroom brawl! Its Slick's type of match lets see if Randal has what it takes..."
We cut to the arena bar where Slick walks in and gets a standing ovation from the crowd! Obviously there's no entrance music other than the stuff playing over the jukebox. Slick hands the bartender a wad of money probably to compensate for the damage that is about to be caused. Actually it looks like Slick has bought beers for the whole bar as they all file up.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Just like Slick to buy everyone a round! Very generous man is Slick Doctor..."
Neal Steal-"He's sucking up to them...Slop Doctor is hoping they will help him win this is unfair on Randal..."
David Saturn-"Slick has won thousands of bar fights on his own he will not need or want their help..."
Randal then enters to a chorus of boos. He yells at the crowd and makes his way towards Slick. Both men begin to exchange punches and Randal rams Slick face first into the bar. Slick responds with a blow to the ribs and picks up his beer tossing it in Randal’s face! Randal is pissed and nails Slick in the face. Slick fights back and tosses Randal across a pool table.
Neal Steal-"That thug is attacking Randal! I told you Slop Doctor needed help!"
David Saturn-"Well his mate is attacking Slick you idiot! Not the wisest move by either of those men!"
The players don’t look too thrilled to have their game interrupted. They both attack Slick and Randal! Slick gives one of them a low blow and tosses him over the bar! Randal grabs the other and slams him on the table. Slick picks up a beer, downs it in full then goes back to attacking Randal! Randal punches Slick in the throat as Slick spits out some of the beer he just drank.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Slop didn't get that whole beer down in time!"
David Saturn-"Looks like Slick just hit the jackpot!"
Randal drags Slick over to the arcade machine and tosses Slick into it. Loads of quarters come filing out as the customers rush forward and fight over the money! More brawls start to break out as the camera crew almost get knocked over! Randal drags Slick over to the jukebox and attempts to do the same thing but Slick delivers a low blow.
Neal Steal-"Its no DQ but what a cowardly move..."
David Saturn-"Its a brawl you fool! I've seen worse than that in some bar fights I can assure you..."
Neal Steal-"Look out Randal! OUCH!"
Slick picks a pool cue off the ground and cracks Randal over the head with it! Then he places the cue between Randal’s legs and thrusts it upwards! Randal yells in pain as Slick drags Randal into the kitchen. Slick picks up a bottle of ketchup and squirts it all over Randal! Randal fights back with a kick to the ribs winding Slick. Rolling pin bashed over Slick’s head by Randal who then opens the freezer.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Slick is being put on ice!"
David Saturn-"Well that door is being jammed on Randal's head!"
Randal tries to shut Slick’s head in the freezer but Slick blocks and slams Randal on the kitchen floor! Slick grabs a chicken drumstick, takes a bite out of the chicken then pulls Randal to his feet. Randal responds with a headbutt and tosses Slick to the ground. Randal then pushes the fridge over which would have crushed Slick had he not moved at the lasts second.
David Saturn-"My God! That could have crushed Slick!"
Neal Steal-"You would have had no choice but to call him Slop then! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick up to his feet and both men exchange blows. Slick drags Randal downstairs into the cellar. Slick pulls a wire and loads of barrels come crashing down towards Randal who tries to jump out the way but slips on a couple of them. Slick takes a drink from the taps. Slick pounds on Randal on the ground but Randal raises his foot catching Slick in the groin.
Neal Steal-"Great move Randal!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut the hell up! You called Slick a coward when he used a low blow! You're the biggest hypocrite I've ever met!"
Neal Steal-"Randal has a bottle...hey Slop Doctor this buds for you...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh come on! He's trying to cut Slick's neck that could cause a major injury..."
Neal Steal-"Well you were the one saying you have seen some brutal bar fights justifying violence...at least it would shut that big mouth Slop up!"
David Saturn-"There is a limit you fool...Randal going too far trying to stab Slick there..."
Randal then picks up a bottle and smashes it. Randal tries to stab Slick in the throat with a broken bottle. Slick furiously tries to block it and shoves Randal away. Slick picks up a sack of flour and throws it at Randal causing it to burst! Randal is covered in white flour and Slick delivers a DDT to Randal on the floor…1,2…and Randal kicks out!
Neal Steal-"Where are they going now?"
David Saturn-"Slick and Randal going through that curtain...OH MY GOD!"
Neal Steal-"AH! Get that camera away! Get that camera off Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well its brings a whole new meaning to getting caught with your pants down! How humiliating!"
Slick drags Randal to another room covered up with a curtain. The camera follows…A woman is giving a lapdance to someone…its RUSTY AXEL! He quickly pulls up his pants as Randal yells at Rusty to help him! Slick knocks Rusty back down causing Rusty’s pants to fall back round his ankles! Slick grabs the loose belt and starts whipping Rusty on the ass with it!
David Saturn-"Rusty is being whipped like a government mule!"
Neal Steal-"Oh that's a real original line..."
David Saturn-"I doubt its Rusty's first trip to the woodshed!"
Randal nails Slick with a shot from behind and stomps on him. Rusty is trying to put his pants back on as Randal drags Slick back into the main bar. Randal with a thumb to the eye but Slick responds with an elbow and drags Randal back into the bar.
Slick climbs onto the pool table and applies the slick stretch to Randal over the table!
David Saturn-"Randal is fighting...he's gonna tap....OH COME ON!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo well done Rusty!"
As Randal is about to submit Rusty comes up from behind and breaks it up! As Slick deals with Rusty Randal comes from behind and smashes Slick over the head with a bar stool!Randal goes for the cover and Rusty jumps on top of Slick as well so its harder for him to kick out. The ref makes the count…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"Well S.I.N can be so proud of themselves tonight. Another victory stolen..."
Neal Steal-"Slop loses in his own type of match ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick is quickly up as Randal and Rusty follows. Slick picks up a large champagne bottle and chases them both out of the room! The patrons salute Slick and bow to him as he exits the bar in pursuit!
David Saturn-"He lost because he got screwed! Rusty was getting screwed and then he did the screwing!"
Neal Steal-"Well Slop Doctor attacked Rusty unprovoked while he was getting that female attention..."
David Saturn-"Oh and its just a coincidence Rusty was in the bar right? I hope we have seen the last of Rusty and Randal but I doubt it. That bar is inside the arena..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Jason Howard in his underwear. Jason is in a blind panic obviously looking for something. We can't quite hear what he's saying but he stops several people who respond by laughing at him. Howard runs round the corner in a desperate panic!
Neal Steal-"I bet that has something to do with what Pete's woman put in his drink. Whatever it was Pete should be ashamed of himself those women are his responsibility...and look at those people laughing! What has Howard done to them!"
David Saturn-"Well I guess we might find out what's happened to Jason but coming up next is Hell vs Slam II! Indeed Slam has already made his way to ringside while we watched that footage from backstage..."
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Neal Steal-"Hell's a nutcase he was praying to the devil for assistance!"
David Saturn-"Well Hell certainly has strange rituals but we never claimed he's ever been holy!"
The crowd cheer wildly as Hell makes his way into the ring. Both men lock up and Hell immediately uses his strength advantage to push Slam into the corner turnbuckle. Hell chokes Slam in the corner until the official calls for a break. The crowd are getting right behind the popular Hell though Slam is hardly an unpopular figure after submitting Robert Carr.
David Saturn-"Hell still carrying some lingering injuries...Slam looks to be in perfect condition..."
Neal Steal-"Now that he's supposedly off the drugs! Still those cancer sticks slow you down..."
David Saturn-"He passed all his physical tests. I'm not sure Hell would have passed with his kidney still causing him problems but who is going to keep him out of the ring!"
Both men deliberate until both men lockup again and Hell applies a headlock followed by a takedown. Hell holds onto the arm as Slam gets back to his feet trying to shake Hell loose. Hell goes to take Slam down again but Slam spins round and breaks loose with a spinning heel kick. Hell gets back to his feet immediately and staggers round clearly having been disorientated by the force of the kick.
David Saturn-"If you catch someone just right you can knock virtually anyone out cold with a kick like that...unless its Hell!"
Neal Steal-"If looks could kill..."
Hell shakes off the cobwebs and glares at Slam. Both men go for a lockup again with Hell ducking underneath Slams outstretched arm and hitting another takedown. Once again Hell holds onto the arm but Slam reverses and begins to bite Hells hand and fingers. Hell grabs the ropes and the ref tells Slam to cease biting. Another lockup and Slam looks for a takedown but won’t have luck attempting that on a man of Hell’s size.
Neal Steal"Obviously still on the drugs attempting a stupid move like that!"
David Saturn-"Getting Hell off his feet isn't impossible but you aren't going to do it with power. It requires technique..."
Neal Steal-"Or a streamroller!"
Still its the best route to take as there's no way Slam could beat Hell in a straight up fistfight. Hell easily breaks free and once again takes Slam by the arm. Slam pushes Hell into the ropes but Hell bursts forward with an arm drag takedown. It does seem rather bizarre that the larger Hell is trying to keep Slam, grounded here instead of the other way round.
David Saturn-"Hell certainly with the experience advantage as he mentioned recently..."
Neal Steal-"Slam certainly has experience at getting fired from companies because of the drugs! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! It's rare you see a big man attempt this kind of strategy. I've always thought Hell should focus purely on his power and size even told him so on commentary several weeks back. For him it should be power, power and more power. That's what I like to see smashmouth wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"You like blood and guts like all these sick individuals here in Texas..."
Though perhaps Slam is hoping to lure Hell into a trap and catch him off guard with a reversed ground attack or rollup pin. For now though Hell stll holds onto the arm. Suddenly Slam takes a massive leap and manages to get up on top of Hell for a moment. Slam tries to utilise the ropes for some kind of aerial attack but misses by inches and is dragged back down to the canvas.
Neal Steal-"Break it up ref! I don't like druggies and the impact they have on society but would rather Slam win than this moron Hell. How humiliating it would be for Hell to lose to someone so much smaller!"
David Saturn-"The ref broke it up quickly. He's doing a good job.
Hell drives his knee into Slams face and the referee soon forces a break. Hell pulls Slam to his feet and begins to take Slam towards the corner. Slam tries to break the hold and grabs the ropes as he attempted a few moments ago. With the extra leverage Slam manages to suddenly sweep underneath Hell’s knee and take the larger man down. Obviously this is the opening Slam needed and he now has Hell where he probably wanted him all along.
Neal Steal-"Well looks like Slam is making some progress..."
David Saturn-"Hell is so huge though...look at what he's doing here!"
Hell however uses his size and wraps his legs round Slams head for a moment forcing Slam to break loose. Hell curses loudly in frustration believing he had Slam trapped for a second. Another lockup and snapmare takedown by Hell. Slam gets up and runs off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and takes Hell down with a standing hurricanrana!
Neal Steal-"Well there's the technique you mentioned Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Indeed it is but you need to keep the man down he's already halfway up!"
Hell gets halfway to his feet but Slam manages to apply a headlock takedown. Hell has his shoulders on the mat almost causing him to be pinned but the ref only gets a 2 count. Hell manages to force his way back into a standing position and reverses Slams headlock into one of his own.
David Saturn-"Hell almost got caught out there so I'm surprised he isn't changing strategy and looking for power."
Neal Steal-"Slam trying to break free here..."
Slam delivers a couple of painful elbows to the injured kidney clearly winding Hell. With a change of strategy Hell bursts free and comes back off the ropes. Slam dodges Hell’s attack with a leapfrog and then ducks down again. As Hell comes back off the ropes for a third time Slam nails him with a dropkick. Slam for the cover but only gets 1 and a half as Hell powers out with some force.
David Saturn-"Awesome kick out by Hell! Some would run after seeing Hell kick out like that..."
Neal Steal-"Slam's too drugged up to run..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up Steal! Don't you think when Slam was hired drug tests were insisted upon?"
Hell is in the corner trying to regain his bearings. Slam doesn’t grant him the time hitting him with a kick to the midsection and then summons the strength to irish whip Hell to the opposite corner. Slam charges and climbs Hell like a tree trunk before hitting a monkey flip.
Neal Steal-"What a move there by Slam!"
David Saturn-"Hell is staggered. He can't believe Slam managed to pull off such a move against him!"
Hell staggers to his feet. As Slam goes to forearm splash Hell in the corner Hell dodges and Slam hits the ringpost. Hell is deceptively quick for a man of his size and lured Slam into a trap there. Slam crashes to the outside and Hell seems happy to look for a countout win. The referee gets to 8 and as Slam tries to renter the ring Hell kicks him back to the ground forcing the ref to restart the 10 count.
David Saturn-"Well I said he should be looking for the smashmouth approach and that's why. Slam is taking one HELL of a beating here!"
Neal Steal-"Your Hell puns aren't witty..."
Slam with a quick burst forward slides back into the ring but walks straight into a brutal looking uppercut. Hell then pummels Slam furiously in the corner with vicious forearm shots. Hell then chokes Slam with a boot to the throat. Hell drags Slam up to his feet and goes for a piledriver. Slam counters and breaks loose hitting Hell with a spinning heel kick.
David Saturn-"Wow that kick did knock Hell down!"
Neal Steal-"Hook the leg Slam you fool! See what drugs do to you cause memory loss..."
Slam may have caught Hell in exactly the right place and goes for a cover. 1, 2 and Hell gets his shoulder up. Both men back on their feet and Slam whips Hell into the ropes. Hell reverses and hits Slam with a neckbreaker…1,2...and Slam kicks out. Hell delivers a stiff kick to Slams back, stomps on him then kicks him in the ribs. Hell then takes a breather which may well be a mistake as when he turns round Slam greets him with a punch to the ribs.
Neal Steal-"Hell shouldn't be affording an opponent that much time to recover...he's underestimating Slam. Its like Hell has a God complex because of his size..."
David Saturn-"Slam with another...GOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT BY HELL!
Slam follows up with another but Hell responds with a brutal punch to the side of Slams head. Hell pulls Slam to his feet and nails Slam with an uppercut. Slam staggers back into the ropes but shows tremendous tenacity hitting Hell with an uppercut of his own. It probably isn’t the best idea to get into a fistfight with Hell as there will only be one winner.
Neal Steal-"Idiot! Tell me he's not on drugs when he attempts a stupid move like that!"
David Saturn-"Slam is just tenacious! Not the wisest move I'll agree and for the hundredth time he is off the drugs!!!"
Hell hits him back with a punch but Slam responds with another uppercut of his own. Hell then head butts Slam but once again Slam is currently meeting the bigger man punch for punch. Hell is staggered as Slam hits Hell with a second shot in succession without response.
David Saturn-"Hell is staggering...Slam is pummelling the man!"
Neal Steal-"Right hand! Hell is down! Mike Tyson would have been proud of that punch in his prime! Is it enough to keep Hell down though?"
Slam then incredibly knocks Hell down with his third punch. It takes a tremendous right hand to knock Hell down. Slam then whips Hell off the ropes and knocks Hell down again with a flying elbow. As Hell gets back to his feet Slam whips him into the corner before delivering a series of punches and chops. Slam whips Hell into the other corner and as Hell charges out Slam hits a flying DDT!
David Saturn-"How on earth is Hell up to his feet that quick!"
Neal Steal-"I bet Hell's on something too how can you recover that fast with an injured kidney..."
David Saturn-"Because he's a tough SOB!"
Neal Steal-"I'll tell Hell you called his mother a bitch!"
David Saturn-"Its a figure of speech you mental invalid!"
Hell however gets right back to his feet and staggers into the corner. Slam continues his offensive barrage but it’s seemingly impossible to keep Hell down. Slam hits Hell with a forearm which knocks Hell down to the mat suspiciously too easily. Hell may well be luring Slam into a trap here. Slick climbs to the top rope and is looking for a missile dropkick.
Neal Steal-"Slam is trying but no matter what he does can't keep Hell down."
David Saturn-"He's giving it one HELL of an effort though..."
As Slam flies off the top rope Hell catches him in mid air and powerslams Slam into the mat!
David Saturn-"Hell has an awesome presence and when he forgets about the technical crap is virtually unstoppable."
Neal Steal-"Only that psycho Flammenkrieg can match him in size...though Mr Royal could beat both of them!"
Instead of going for a pin Hell drives Slam to his knees and applies the CLAW! Slam is nowhere near the ropes. Within moments Slam is out cold. The referee calls for the bell...
WINNER BY KNOCKOUT: HELL
David Saturn-"Great win for Hell...oh no what's this? Not Royal again!"
Neal Steal-"Hey Hell welcome to singapore! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hell gets his hands raised but suddenly a hooded figure comes from the crowd! He has a singapore cane and begins to beat Hell with it! Then the hooded man grabs a steal chair and hits Hell with a drop toe hold on the chair! The man goes to ringside and grabs a mic. He then lowers the hood revealing himself to be TRACY ADKINS.
Neal Steal-"You accused Mr Royal...that's Tracy Adkins!"
David Saturn-"This is bad news...Adkins is a grade A lunatic...and its no surprise he's attacking Hell considering their past history..."
Tracy Adkins-Hey remember me Hell HUH?
Stomp to the head by Adkins.
Adkins yells "REMEMBER ME" and delivers a third kick to the head. "REMEMBER ME" screams Adkins for a third time and delivers yet another kick. Adkins then halts and addresses the crowd.
Tracy Adkins-"Did AWR think they could just not put me on the card and I would behave? You should all know me me better then that and for your ignorance I just put down one of your biggest names. Now on to busness ever since I anounced my return to wrestling people been asking me how much more can you take? Well i am here as this companies savior everywhere I look in this compony all I see are my former flunkies, guys that no matter how much thay beat and bloodied couldnt keep me down like this sorry sack of crap(tracy stomps hells head again) and the rest are just so pathetic! For them to even think thay got a chance against me is a joke so let it be written so let it be done."
Tracy leaves the ring to a chorus of boos. Medics come out to assist Hell who slowly rises to his feet to a standing ovation. It isn't clear whether he knows who attacked him but Hell certainly looks PISSED!!!
David Saturn-"Don't know what Adkins is talking about. Nobody has kept him out of AWR he hasn't even been hired as far as I know!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's quite rightly offended at being overlooked!"
David Saturn-"He will be hired now...Hell will insist on it! This lunatic Adkins kidnapped Hell's young daughter once when they were both in another promotion. Adkins is an absolute lunatic. Even treated his own followers like animals...this won't do Hell's recovery any favors!"
Neal Steal-"Good!"
David Saturn-"Cowardly attack by Adkins. Well we better get ready for our next match where another coward Robert Carr awaits an ass whupping from Rattlesnake!
END OF PART 1
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"Tonight 12 angry men will battle it out! This is AWR...Ring of Rage!!!"
Neal Steal-"Just a shame we had to hold the first ever PPV in a place like Texas!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with Texas! Indeed Texas native Rattlesnake will go one on one with Robert Carr!"
Neal Steal-"In the match everyone has been waiting for Anthony Royal will give Flammenkrieg the ass kicking he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Or quite possibly Royal will get the ass kicking he deserves. 4 other matches here tonight as well and we will start things off with Jason Howard as he takes on Playboy Pete!"
SINGLES MATCH
VS
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Two men here are looking for their first pinfall win in AWR...though Jason does have one victory he gained via DQ. Pete is yet to have a win of any kind though its hard for a rookie to beat the likes of Slick Doctor and Anthony Royal..."
Neal Steal-"We have a technically skilled wrestler in Jason Howard but we certainly won't see much technical wrestling from Pete..."
David Saturn-"He does know a few wrestling holds...look reversal there by Pete he has some wrestling skill..."
Lockup and armbar applied by Howard. Pete reverses into an armbar of his own (a little bit technical wrestling by Pete there) but Howard reverses it back again. Side headlock by Pete, Howard shoves him into the ropes and Pete knocks Howard down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Crowd solidly behind Pete here not that I think they have anything against Howard..."
Neal Steal-"They were calling him fat bastard 2 weeks ago what's changed?"
David Saturn-"He gave a good effort against Slick and a better effort against Royal! Pete has gained a bit of respect for that...I was a little unfair to him as well maybe shouldn't have judged on appearance..."
Pete charges off the ropes again, dropdown by Howard, Pete leaps over and charges off the opposite side. Howard grabs Pete by the arm looking for an armdrag but Pete shows his superior strength by blocking and delivering an armdrag takedown of his own. Howard straight back up and Pete connects with a clothesline.
Neal Steal-"That's disgusting! Look at Howard I don't know that much about him but at least he's in shape. Took the match seriously by training hard for it...and look at Pete he's never seen the inside of a gym! Only place he saw before the show was the inside of a waffle house ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Well people are beginning to warm to Pete but we still don't need to see that!"
Howard backs away as Pete suddenly lifts up his short and begins to gyrate. Howard looks appalled as the crowd yell at Pete not to do it…though they are actually warming to pete somewhat after last weeks effort against Royal) Pete does not remove his shirt to the relief of everyone in attendance. Both men circling the ring and another lockup.
David Saturn-"Good lets finish the match with all clothes on...not that you usually mind a few naked men do you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! I'm as straight as they come!"
Howard spins round and connects with an uppercut. Neck vice applied by Howard but Pete breaks it by shoving Jason into the ropes. Howard knocks Pete down with a strong clothesline (enough to knock the big man down) and goes for the cover…1…and easy kick out for Pete. Drop toe hold by Howard as Pete gets to his feet.
David Saturn-"Cover by Howard...he was never going to get the win like that..."
Neal Steal-"Its about energy conservation he wants Pete to lose his breath...that wouldn't be hard!"
Howard with another cover…and only a 1 count. Not sure how Howard thought he could pin Pete after a drop toe hold. Howard goes to whip Pete into the ropes, reversed and as Howard comes back off the ropes Pete connects with an elbow to the face. Scoop slam by Pete and then he actually delivers a dropkick as Howard gets back up!
David Saturn-"WOW!"
Neal Steal-"Look like Pete was going for a big boot and he slipped..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You were praising Pete a couple of weeks back...well that was only because he was against Slick..."
Tremendous athleticism for a man of Pete’s size and Howard is backed into the corner. Pete punches Howard and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Pete charges but Howard raises his foot catching Pete. Howard then grabs Pete by the arm and moves him forcefully enough to cause Pete to smash his shoulder against the ringpost.
Neal Steal-"Some aggression there by Howard I like it!"
David Saturn-"So do I there's nothing wrong with displaying a little aggression...certainly Howard looks more aggressive than when we last saw him a few weeks back..."
Pete grabs his shoulder as Howard delivers a succession of knees to the ribs. Howard executes another takedown and Pete lands face first on the mat. Howard to the outside and rams Pete’s head face first across the apron. Blow to the chest by Howard who goes back into the ring. Whip attempt by Howard, reversed but Howard grabs the ropes instead of charging back.
Neal Steal-"Wow I bet the local scientists think an earthquake is coming after that!"
David Saturn-"Oh ha ha ha...how hysterical. NOT!"
Pete charges forward and Howard manges to elevate the 400 pounder over the top rope! Pete kind of gave Howard the opportunity to do that by charging forwards so fast. Pete lands on his feet once again proving how agile he is for a man his size. Pete regroups and shares some words with his ladies. He gives one of them a kiss and heads back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Look at that! Show some respect to your opponent and get back to the match!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with a little morale booster from one of the pros...erm..ladies! Its not like he's getting them involved in his matches Steal!"
Howard goes for a lockup but kick to the ribs by Pete. Pete with punches and backs Howard into the corner. Howard whipped into the opposite corner and Pete charges forward with his body weight knocking the wind out of Howard. Punch by Pete and a headbutt knocking Howard back against the ropes. Whip attempt blocked by Howard who then delivers a double arm suplex!
Neal Steal-"Wow! Howard is stronger than he looks!"
David Saturn-"A very serious competitor is Jason Howard and that might be enough for the win!"
Not the most effective suplex you will see considering Pete’s size but still a great move by Howard. 1,2… kick out by Pete. Another cover attempt made by Howard and Pete kicks out at one. Howard pulls Pete to his feet and pushes him through the middle rope to the outside. Howard pounds on Pete obviously upset his suplex didn’t finish Pete off.
Neal Steal-"Jason letting loose here!"
David Saturn-"Jason very determined to get the win...but he needs to keep his cool."
Kick to the ribs by Howard who pulls Pete to his feet. Pete fights back ramming Howard face first into the announce table. Howard tries to whip Pete into the steel steps but Pete reverses. However Howard manages to connect with a drop toe hold causing Pete to crash into the steel steps as well. The referee is up to 8…9…and 10.
Both men are still down on the outside.
WINNER: DOUBLE COUNTOUT
David Saturn-"Good match I don't think this is the last we will see of these 2 facing each other!"
Neal Steal-"Howard looked like the better man reckon he would have finished Pete off in the ring..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought it was a match that could have gone either way...right back in a moment..."
Neal Steal-"About time they started putting commercials on PPV..."
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David Saturn-"Careers at stake here as Bret Harris heard Rusty's words last week and made an official challenge. I don't think Rusty expected a loser leaves town match though..."
Neal Steal-"Well he accepted the match are you suggesting he's afraid!"
David Saturn-"When did I say that? You're just making stuff up as usual putting words in my mouth I didn't say..."
SINGLES MATCH
LOSER LEAVES TOWN
LOSER LEAVES TOWN
VS
From Dartmouth, Canada...Bret...HARRIS!!!
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
David Saturn-"Are we going to see an all out brawl here or a cautious approach...last thing either wants is to get disqualified..."
Neal Steal-"What if we had another countout? Would both have to leave?"
David Saturn-"Honestly I don't know..."
Lockup up and side headlock applied by Axel. Elbows to the ribs by Harris breaks free and Rusty charges off the ropes. Bret meets him with a shoulder charge knocking Rusty to the mat. Harris to his feet and both men go to lock up again. Harris surprises Rusty with a poke to the eye. Punch to the face by Harris and an uppercut.
Neal Steal-"Come on Rusty use your experience!"
David Saturn-"Rusty is in his early 50's and started wrestling in the late 70's. Last week though he claimed to have wrestled much longer I think he's getting a little bit delusional..."
Neal Steal-"I have no reason to doubt him!"
Rusty backed into the corner and Harris pounds him with several shots to the face and ribs. Axel slumps to the ground not doing the best job of defending himself there. Harris is clearly in no mood to lose his job and chokes Rusty with his boot. Harris with a choke as he pulls Rusty up and the ref quickly breaks it up. Rusty reverses an irish whip sending Harris into the corner.
David Saturn-"It would certainly be more of a shame if Harris lost...he has his whole career ahead of him..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Just because Rusty is older does not mean he is not entitled to a career!"
David Saturn-"I never said he hasn't just that he is very much past his prime...what little prime he had!"
Neal Steal-"Great clothesline he could kick your ass any day of the week Saturn!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure he could which is why I'm an announcer and he's a wrestler..."
Rusty charges forwards and meets Harris with a clothesline. Rusty pounds on Harris but Harris stupidly nails him with a low blow. Harris is clearly desperate to keep his job but he was very lucky the ref failed to spot that. Rusty thrown over the top rope by Harris who follows. Harris picks up a chair. Harris attempts to use the chair but luckily for him cracks the ringpost.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Missed! Rusty is too wise for Harris..."
David Saturn-"Harris needs to calm down I can't see any sense in what he just tried to do...he's as hot headed as his brother Rattlesnake..."
Another stupid move by Harris but since he didn’t connect isn’t disqualified. Rusty grabs the hand and bites hard on the fingers. Rusty then whacks Bret’s hand hard across the steel steps. Bret rolled back into the ring and Rusty follows. Bret however is quickly up and drops Rusty neck first over the top rope. Rusty falls back to the floor probably shouldn’t have followed so quickly.
David Saturn-"That a wise veterans move was it? Rusty should have deliberated..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has consistently adapted to a faster style over his long and illustrious career should be credited for evolving..."
David Saturn-"At this rate he will be claiming to have faced Lou Thesz in the 50's!"
Harris to the outside and connects with a shot to the ribs. Harris back in the ring and delivers a kick to the back. Harris chokes Rusty before the ref breaks it up. Rusty looking a bit disorientated misses with a swinging blow. Rusty backed into the corner and another shot to the ribs. Harris with a whip attempt but Rusty reverses and whips Harris back into the near corner.
Neal Steal-"If Harris loses he only has himself to blame! Rusty wasn't going to interfere in that tag match there was no need for Harris to keep an eye on him..."
David Saturn-"Of course he would have got involved if he had the chance!"
Short arm clothesline by Rusty who then bites Harris again. Choke by Rusty and Harris quickly fights out with punches. Rusty backed into the opposite corner and Harris drives his head into Rusty’s ribs. Rusty whipped into the opposite corner and Harris charges forward and catches Rusty with a running headbutt. Rusty drops face first to the mat and Harris grins slightly believing he’s now in control.
Neal Steal-"Don't be so arrogant! You have won nothing yet!"
David Saturn-"Its called confidence..."
Harris places Rusty neck first over the middle rope and connects with a running knee. Bret slides underneath the bottom rope and connects with a hard right hand. Full nelson now by Harris but Rusty suddenly reverses and delivers a suplex! Desperation move by Rusty…1,2…ad Harris gets his shoulder up. Rusty pounds on Harris and then stomps on his ribs.
David Saturn-"Rusty is nothing but a brawler...he's not evolved his style one single bit!"
Neal Steal-"Coming from a Slick fan...look at the match he will be in..."
David Saturn-"That will be a completely different style of fight and Slick is an excellent wrestler...he's won things too something Rusty hasn't!"
Rusty connects with a punch which is returned by Harris knocking Rusty into the corner. Right hands by Harris and the ref breaks it up. Harris pulls Rusty away from the corner and delivers a headbutt. Harris goes for a piledriver but Rusty counters with a back body drop! Harris straight back up and both men knock each other down with a clothesline.
David Saturn-"Same thought running through their heads there..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty told me he wrestled a 2 hour match early in his career..."
David Saturn-"Well he's as big a liar as you are Steal..."
Both men quickly back up to their knees and exchange fists. Harris whipped off the ropes and Rusty connects with an elbow. Rusty celebrates his move drawing boos from the crowd. Harris reverses a whip, Rusty ducks a clothesline as he charges back Harris sidesteps and Rusty knocks the ref to the floor. The ref is not badly hurt but is still regaining his bearings as Harris delivers a side walk slam.
David Saturn-"Come on ref!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty would have kicked out of that anyway..."
David Saturn-"I doubt it...oh no!"
Harris with the cover...has the match won but the ref is still disorientated! The ref is finally to his feet…Bret is pissed and heads towards the top rope. Robert Carr jumps from the crowd while Red Randal comes from the other side of the crowd and distracts the official. Red begins to argue with the official giving Robert a chance to plant a chair hard to the skull of Harris!
David Saturn-"Referee still down damnit! Harris is helpless!"
Neal Steal-"That's why Rusty is a veteran he only has one last trick up his sleeve..."
David Saturn-"Its nothing but cheating! What's talented about that?"
As Harris hits the mat Robert quickly drops the chair and retreats halfway up the ramp. Red finally backs away from the official who turns around and see Rusty making the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! The legend lives!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's no legend and this proves it! What an absolute jackass Robert Carr is...and Red Randal too. Harris has just lost his career for goodness sake..."
After the match is over Robert Carr and Red Randal enter the ring. Along with Axel they begin an assault on Bret Harris. After a couple of minutes of beating Rattlesnake charges the ring. As Snake enters he gets a big boot in the face by Red Randal and Snake is knocked to the cement. Rattlesnake still manages to shake it off and goes after Robert Carr laying some closed fists into him!
Neal Steal-"Come on refs! Break this up!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! You didn't mind Harris being screwed and Randal attacking Snake when he came down..."
The crowd roars and the sound is deafening. Red turns around and hits rattle Snake with a low blow taking him down. Then he lays the chair into his ribs. Red nails Snake with a clothesline. Harris now is getting back to his feet and he mounts the ropes. As he stands on the top he dives off and connects with a cross body block of type taking Robert Carr and Rusty off their feet and landing his full weight on both men. Suddenly Playboy Pete charges to the ring!
Neal Steal-"HEY WHAT IN THE HELL IS PLAYBOY PETE DOING OUT HERE ANYWAYS HELPING THE HARRIS BROTHERS?"
David Saturn-"Well if you know anything at all you would know that Playboy and the Harris brothers have a close history and are very good friens outside of the ring."
Neal Steal- THAT FIGURES! I BET THE ONLY REASON THEY HANG AROUND PETE IS SO THEY CAN PICK UP HIS LEFTOVERS!
David Saturn- Kind like you and the promoters here when your kissing their asses right steal?
Once again Red is too his feet and he slams a chair full force into Petes head. Then he nails Snake in the back of the head with the chair. Rusty and Robert Carr both attack Pete taking him off his feet. Once they have demolished all three men Robert Carr calls for a Mic. A ring attendant tosses one into him.
David Saturn-"Oh spare us all..."
{Robert Carr} I WANT ALL YOU DEAD BEATS AND INBREDS TOO LOOK AROUND YOU AT THE CARNAGE YOU JUST SAW! THIS IS THE BEGINING OF A NEW THREAT TO AWR. YOU ARE LOOKING AT S.I.N. FOR THOSE OF YOU JACK ASSES THAT DONT KNOW WHAT THAT STABDS FOR IT IS SIMPLE. STRENGTH IN NUMBERS AND OUR NUMBERS ARE VERY STRONG! YOU SAW THE FIRST OF MANY MISFOURTUNES THAT ARE TO BEFALL AWR THE FIRST MEANING THE DISTRUCTION OF ONE BRET HITMAN HARRIS! I KNOW THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT BRET WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT OLD RUSTY BUT GUESS WHAT? IT DIDNT HAPPEN AND THAT IS BECAUSE WE ARE S.I..N STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.
Robert passes the Mic to Rusty.
Rusty Axel- HAHAHAHA...I bet all of you thought old Rusty would be leaving AWR tonight. Well you were wrong! You just look at the mess we just caused here. HAHAHAHAHA......When you mess with S.I.N. this is what will happen to you. Now I am going to say this anyone in the back that sticks their nose in our concerns will pay a price like the old hitman here did. So like us, love us or hate us but we are S.I.N. and we are here to stay.
Rusty laughs as he passes the Mic over to Red Randal.
Red Randal-THIS BETTER BE A LESSION TO EVERYONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. NOW I WANT TO ADRESS THIS RIGHT NOW! ROYAL I KNOW YOUR BACK FOR YOUR OWN NO GOOD DEEDS AND THAT SUITES US JUST FINE BUT ROYAL WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T CROSS THE LINE WITH S.I.N. CAUSE WE HAVE NO TROUBLE DESTROYING YOU LIKE WE DID TO THIS TRASH HERE.
Red points to Bret,Snake and Pete who are all laid out.
Red Randal I WOULD TAKE TIME TO TOSS THIS TRASH IN THE RECYCLE BIN BUT THEY ARE NOT WORTH RECYCLING. I WOULD EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO CALL EACH OF THEM A TWO BIT WHORE BUT HELL MAN THESE GUYS ARENT EVEN WORTH TWO BITS, SO ROYAL I HOPE THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR. YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE LINE AND WE STAY ON OURS BUT YOU FUCK WITH US AND WE ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!
S.I.N leaves the ring...
Neal Steal-"Well I certainly don't condone Mr Royal being threatened but Snake and Harris got what they deserved..."
David Saturn-"Nobody deserves to lose their career...I would not want to be Robert Carr later tonight when he has to face Rattlesnake...still I guess he will just get his buddies to cheat for him..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Jason Howard wrapped in a towel. He heads towards the showers. The camera spins round showing a woman in the room. She puts her finger on her lips signalling for the camera crew to be quiet. She picks up Jason's energy drink and pours some power into it. The woman sniggers to himself as he leaves the room!
Neal Steal-"That looked like one of Pete's women...what did she put in there..."
David Saturn-"Well I don't know what it was...Pete is down here in the ring getting to his feet I don't know if he could have had anything to do with it...up next is the barroom brawl! Its Slick's type of match lets see if Randal has what it takes..."
BARROOM BRAWL
VS
VS
We cut to the arena bar where Slick walks in and gets a standing ovation from the crowd! Obviously there's no entrance music other than the stuff playing over the jukebox. Slick hands the bartender a wad of money probably to compensate for the damage that is about to be caused. Actually it looks like Slick has bought beers for the whole bar as they all file up.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Just like Slick to buy everyone a round! Very generous man is Slick Doctor..."
Neal Steal-"He's sucking up to them...Slop Doctor is hoping they will help him win this is unfair on Randal..."
David Saturn-"Slick has won thousands of bar fights on his own he will not need or want their help..."
Randal then enters to a chorus of boos. He yells at the crowd and makes his way towards Slick. Both men begin to exchange punches and Randal rams Slick face first into the bar. Slick responds with a blow to the ribs and picks up his beer tossing it in Randal’s face! Randal is pissed and nails Slick in the face. Slick fights back and tosses Randal across a pool table.
Neal Steal-"That thug is attacking Randal! I told you Slop Doctor needed help!"
David Saturn-"Well his mate is attacking Slick you idiot! Not the wisest move by either of those men!"
The players don’t look too thrilled to have their game interrupted. They both attack Slick and Randal! Slick gives one of them a low blow and tosses him over the bar! Randal grabs the other and slams him on the table. Slick picks up a beer, downs it in full then goes back to attacking Randal! Randal punches Slick in the throat as Slick spits out some of the beer he just drank.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Slop didn't get that whole beer down in time!"
David Saturn-"Looks like Slick just hit the jackpot!"
Randal drags Slick over to the arcade machine and tosses Slick into it. Loads of quarters come filing out as the customers rush forward and fight over the money! More brawls start to break out as the camera crew almost get knocked over! Randal drags Slick over to the jukebox and attempts to do the same thing but Slick delivers a low blow.
Neal Steal-"Its no DQ but what a cowardly move..."
David Saturn-"Its a brawl you fool! I've seen worse than that in some bar fights I can assure you..."
Neal Steal-"Look out Randal! OUCH!"
Slick picks a pool cue off the ground and cracks Randal over the head with it! Then he places the cue between Randal’s legs and thrusts it upwards! Randal yells in pain as Slick drags Randal into the kitchen. Slick picks up a bottle of ketchup and squirts it all over Randal! Randal fights back with a kick to the ribs winding Slick. Rolling pin bashed over Slick’s head by Randal who then opens the freezer.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Slick is being put on ice!"
David Saturn-"Well that door is being jammed on Randal's head!"
Randal tries to shut Slick’s head in the freezer but Slick blocks and slams Randal on the kitchen floor! Slick grabs a chicken drumstick, takes a bite out of the chicken then pulls Randal to his feet. Randal responds with a headbutt and tosses Slick to the ground. Randal then pushes the fridge over which would have crushed Slick had he not moved at the lasts second.
David Saturn-"My God! That could have crushed Slick!"
Neal Steal-"You would have had no choice but to call him Slop then! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick up to his feet and both men exchange blows. Slick drags Randal downstairs into the cellar. Slick pulls a wire and loads of barrels come crashing down towards Randal who tries to jump out the way but slips on a couple of them. Slick takes a drink from the taps. Slick pounds on Randal on the ground but Randal raises his foot catching Slick in the groin.
Neal Steal-"Great move Randal!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut the hell up! You called Slick a coward when he used a low blow! You're the biggest hypocrite I've ever met!"
Neal Steal-"Randal has a bottle...hey Slop Doctor this buds for you...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh come on! He's trying to cut Slick's neck that could cause a major injury..."
Neal Steal-"Well you were the one saying you have seen some brutal bar fights justifying violence...at least it would shut that big mouth Slop up!"
David Saturn-"There is a limit you fool...Randal going too far trying to stab Slick there..."
Randal then picks up a bottle and smashes it. Randal tries to stab Slick in the throat with a broken bottle. Slick furiously tries to block it and shoves Randal away. Slick picks up a sack of flour and throws it at Randal causing it to burst! Randal is covered in white flour and Slick delivers a DDT to Randal on the floor…1,2…and Randal kicks out!
Neal Steal-"Where are they going now?"
David Saturn-"Slick and Randal going through that curtain...OH MY GOD!"
Neal Steal-"AH! Get that camera away! Get that camera off Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Well its brings a whole new meaning to getting caught with your pants down! How humiliating!"
Slick drags Randal to another room covered up with a curtain. The camera follows…A woman is giving a lapdance to someone…its RUSTY AXEL! He quickly pulls up his pants as Randal yells at Rusty to help him! Slick knocks Rusty back down causing Rusty’s pants to fall back round his ankles! Slick grabs the loose belt and starts whipping Rusty on the ass with it!
David Saturn-"Rusty is being whipped like a government mule!"
Neal Steal-"Oh that's a real original line..."
David Saturn-"I doubt its Rusty's first trip to the woodshed!"
Randal nails Slick with a shot from behind and stomps on him. Rusty is trying to put his pants back on as Randal drags Slick back into the main bar. Randal with a thumb to the eye but Slick responds with an elbow and drags Randal back into the bar.
Slick climbs onto the pool table and applies the slick stretch to Randal over the table!
David Saturn-"Randal is fighting...he's gonna tap....OH COME ON!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo well done Rusty!"
As Randal is about to submit Rusty comes up from behind and breaks it up! As Slick deals with Rusty Randal comes from behind and smashes Slick over the head with a bar stool!Randal goes for the cover and Rusty jumps on top of Slick as well so its harder for him to kick out. The ref makes the count…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
David Saturn-"Well S.I.N can be so proud of themselves tonight. Another victory stolen..."
Neal Steal-"Slop loses in his own type of match ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick is quickly up as Randal and Rusty follows. Slick picks up a large champagne bottle and chases them both out of the room! The patrons salute Slick and bow to him as he exits the bar in pursuit!
David Saturn-"He lost because he got screwed! Rusty was getting screwed and then he did the screwing!"
Neal Steal-"Well Slop Doctor attacked Rusty unprovoked while he was getting that female attention..."
David Saturn-"Oh and its just a coincidence Rusty was in the bar right? I hope we have seen the last of Rusty and Randal but I doubt it. That bar is inside the arena..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Jason Howard in his underwear. Jason is in a blind panic obviously looking for something. We can't quite hear what he's saying but he stops several people who respond by laughing at him. Howard runs round the corner in a desperate panic!
Neal Steal-"I bet that has something to do with what Pete's woman put in his drink. Whatever it was Pete should be ashamed of himself those women are his responsibility...and look at those people laughing! What has Howard done to them!"
David Saturn-"Well I guess we might find out what's happened to Jason but coming up next is Hell vs Slam II! Indeed Slam has already made his way to ringside while we watched that footage from backstage..."
SINGLES MATCH
VS
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Neal Steal-"Hell's a nutcase he was praying to the devil for assistance!"
David Saturn-"Well Hell certainly has strange rituals but we never claimed he's ever been holy!"
The crowd cheer wildly as Hell makes his way into the ring. Both men lock up and Hell immediately uses his strength advantage to push Slam into the corner turnbuckle. Hell chokes Slam in the corner until the official calls for a break. The crowd are getting right behind the popular Hell though Slam is hardly an unpopular figure after submitting Robert Carr.
David Saturn-"Hell still carrying some lingering injuries...Slam looks to be in perfect condition..."
Neal Steal-"Now that he's supposedly off the drugs! Still those cancer sticks slow you down..."
David Saturn-"He passed all his physical tests. I'm not sure Hell would have passed with his kidney still causing him problems but who is going to keep him out of the ring!"
Both men deliberate until both men lockup again and Hell applies a headlock followed by a takedown. Hell holds onto the arm as Slam gets back to his feet trying to shake Hell loose. Hell goes to take Slam down again but Slam spins round and breaks loose with a spinning heel kick. Hell gets back to his feet immediately and staggers round clearly having been disorientated by the force of the kick.
David Saturn-"If you catch someone just right you can knock virtually anyone out cold with a kick like that...unless its Hell!"
Neal Steal-"If looks could kill..."
Hell shakes off the cobwebs and glares at Slam. Both men go for a lockup again with Hell ducking underneath Slams outstretched arm and hitting another takedown. Once again Hell holds onto the arm but Slam reverses and begins to bite Hells hand and fingers. Hell grabs the ropes and the ref tells Slam to cease biting. Another lockup and Slam looks for a takedown but won’t have luck attempting that on a man of Hell’s size.
Neal Steal"Obviously still on the drugs attempting a stupid move like that!"
David Saturn-"Getting Hell off his feet isn't impossible but you aren't going to do it with power. It requires technique..."
Neal Steal-"Or a streamroller!"
Still its the best route to take as there's no way Slam could beat Hell in a straight up fistfight. Hell easily breaks free and once again takes Slam by the arm. Slam pushes Hell into the ropes but Hell bursts forward with an arm drag takedown. It does seem rather bizarre that the larger Hell is trying to keep Slam, grounded here instead of the other way round.
David Saturn-"Hell certainly with the experience advantage as he mentioned recently..."
Neal Steal-"Slam certainly has experience at getting fired from companies because of the drugs! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! It's rare you see a big man attempt this kind of strategy. I've always thought Hell should focus purely on his power and size even told him so on commentary several weeks back. For him it should be power, power and more power. That's what I like to see smashmouth wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"You like blood and guts like all these sick individuals here in Texas..."
Though perhaps Slam is hoping to lure Hell into a trap and catch him off guard with a reversed ground attack or rollup pin. For now though Hell stll holds onto the arm. Suddenly Slam takes a massive leap and manages to get up on top of Hell for a moment. Slam tries to utilise the ropes for some kind of aerial attack but misses by inches and is dragged back down to the canvas.
Neal Steal-"Break it up ref! I don't like druggies and the impact they have on society but would rather Slam win than this moron Hell. How humiliating it would be for Hell to lose to someone so much smaller!"
David Saturn-"The ref broke it up quickly. He's doing a good job.
Hell drives his knee into Slams face and the referee soon forces a break. Hell pulls Slam to his feet and begins to take Slam towards the corner. Slam tries to break the hold and grabs the ropes as he attempted a few moments ago. With the extra leverage Slam manages to suddenly sweep underneath Hell’s knee and take the larger man down. Obviously this is the opening Slam needed and he now has Hell where he probably wanted him all along.
Neal Steal-"Well looks like Slam is making some progress..."
David Saturn-"Hell is so huge though...look at what he's doing here!"
Hell however uses his size and wraps his legs round Slams head for a moment forcing Slam to break loose. Hell curses loudly in frustration believing he had Slam trapped for a second. Another lockup and snapmare takedown by Hell. Slam gets up and runs off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and takes Hell down with a standing hurricanrana!
Neal Steal-"Well there's the technique you mentioned Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Indeed it is but you need to keep the man down he's already halfway up!"
Hell gets halfway to his feet but Slam manages to apply a headlock takedown. Hell has his shoulders on the mat almost causing him to be pinned but the ref only gets a 2 count. Hell manages to force his way back into a standing position and reverses Slams headlock into one of his own.
David Saturn-"Hell almost got caught out there so I'm surprised he isn't changing strategy and looking for power."
Neal Steal-"Slam trying to break free here..."
Slam delivers a couple of painful elbows to the injured kidney clearly winding Hell. With a change of strategy Hell bursts free and comes back off the ropes. Slam dodges Hell’s attack with a leapfrog and then ducks down again. As Hell comes back off the ropes for a third time Slam nails him with a dropkick. Slam for the cover but only gets 1 and a half as Hell powers out with some force.
David Saturn-"Awesome kick out by Hell! Some would run after seeing Hell kick out like that..."
Neal Steal-"Slam's too drugged up to run..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up Steal! Don't you think when Slam was hired drug tests were insisted upon?"
Hell is in the corner trying to regain his bearings. Slam doesn’t grant him the time hitting him with a kick to the midsection and then summons the strength to irish whip Hell to the opposite corner. Slam charges and climbs Hell like a tree trunk before hitting a monkey flip.
Neal Steal-"What a move there by Slam!"
David Saturn-"Hell is staggered. He can't believe Slam managed to pull off such a move against him!"
Hell staggers to his feet. As Slam goes to forearm splash Hell in the corner Hell dodges and Slam hits the ringpost. Hell is deceptively quick for a man of his size and lured Slam into a trap there. Slam crashes to the outside and Hell seems happy to look for a countout win. The referee gets to 8 and as Slam tries to renter the ring Hell kicks him back to the ground forcing the ref to restart the 10 count.
David Saturn-"Well I said he should be looking for the smashmouth approach and that's why. Slam is taking one HELL of a beating here!"
Neal Steal-"Your Hell puns aren't witty..."
Slam with a quick burst forward slides back into the ring but walks straight into a brutal looking uppercut. Hell then pummels Slam furiously in the corner with vicious forearm shots. Hell then chokes Slam with a boot to the throat. Hell drags Slam up to his feet and goes for a piledriver. Slam counters and breaks loose hitting Hell with a spinning heel kick.
David Saturn-"Wow that kick did knock Hell down!"
Neal Steal-"Hook the leg Slam you fool! See what drugs do to you cause memory loss..."
Slam may have caught Hell in exactly the right place and goes for a cover. 1, 2 and Hell gets his shoulder up. Both men back on their feet and Slam whips Hell into the ropes. Hell reverses and hits Slam with a neckbreaker…1,2...and Slam kicks out. Hell delivers a stiff kick to Slams back, stomps on him then kicks him in the ribs. Hell then takes a breather which may well be a mistake as when he turns round Slam greets him with a punch to the ribs.
Neal Steal-"Hell shouldn't be affording an opponent that much time to recover...he's underestimating Slam. Its like Hell has a God complex because of his size..."
David Saturn-"Slam with another...GOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT BY HELL!
Slam follows up with another but Hell responds with a brutal punch to the side of Slams head. Hell pulls Slam to his feet and nails Slam with an uppercut. Slam staggers back into the ropes but shows tremendous tenacity hitting Hell with an uppercut of his own. It probably isn’t the best idea to get into a fistfight with Hell as there will only be one winner.
Neal Steal-"Idiot! Tell me he's not on drugs when he attempts a stupid move like that!"
David Saturn-"Slam is just tenacious! Not the wisest move I'll agree and for the hundredth time he is off the drugs!!!"
Hell hits him back with a punch but Slam responds with another uppercut of his own. Hell then head butts Slam but once again Slam is currently meeting the bigger man punch for punch. Hell is staggered as Slam hits Hell with a second shot in succession without response.
David Saturn-"Hell is staggering...Slam is pummelling the man!"
Neal Steal-"Right hand! Hell is down! Mike Tyson would have been proud of that punch in his prime! Is it enough to keep Hell down though?"
Slam then incredibly knocks Hell down with his third punch. It takes a tremendous right hand to knock Hell down. Slam then whips Hell off the ropes and knocks Hell down again with a flying elbow. As Hell gets back to his feet Slam whips him into the corner before delivering a series of punches and chops. Slam whips Hell into the other corner and as Hell charges out Slam hits a flying DDT!
David Saturn-"How on earth is Hell up to his feet that quick!"
Neal Steal-"I bet Hell's on something too how can you recover that fast with an injured kidney..."
David Saturn-"Because he's a tough SOB!"
Neal Steal-"I'll tell Hell you called his mother a bitch!"
David Saturn-"Its a figure of speech you mental invalid!"
Hell however gets right back to his feet and staggers into the corner. Slam continues his offensive barrage but it’s seemingly impossible to keep Hell down. Slam hits Hell with a forearm which knocks Hell down to the mat suspiciously too easily. Hell may well be luring Slam into a trap here. Slick climbs to the top rope and is looking for a missile dropkick.
Neal Steal-"Slam is trying but no matter what he does can't keep Hell down."
David Saturn-"He's giving it one HELL of an effort though..."
As Slam flies off the top rope Hell catches him in mid air and powerslams Slam into the mat!
David Saturn-"Hell has an awesome presence and when he forgets about the technical crap is virtually unstoppable."
Neal Steal-"Only that psycho Flammenkrieg can match him in size...though Mr Royal could beat both of them!"
Instead of going for a pin Hell drives Slam to his knees and applies the CLAW! Slam is nowhere near the ropes. Within moments Slam is out cold. The referee calls for the bell...
WINNER BY KNOCKOUT: HELL
David Saturn-"Great win for Hell...oh no what's this? Not Royal again!"
Neal Steal-"Hey Hell welcome to singapore! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hell gets his hands raised but suddenly a hooded figure comes from the crowd! He has a singapore cane and begins to beat Hell with it! Then the hooded man grabs a steal chair and hits Hell with a drop toe hold on the chair! The man goes to ringside and grabs a mic. He then lowers the hood revealing himself to be TRACY ADKINS.
Neal Steal-"You accused Mr Royal...that's Tracy Adkins!"
David Saturn-"This is bad news...Adkins is a grade A lunatic...and its no surprise he's attacking Hell considering their past history..."
Tracy Adkins-Hey remember me Hell HUH?
Stomp to the head by Adkins.
Adkins yells "REMEMBER ME" and delivers a third kick to the head. "REMEMBER ME" screams Adkins for a third time and delivers yet another kick. Adkins then halts and addresses the crowd.
Tracy Adkins-"Did AWR think they could just not put me on the card and I would behave? You should all know me me better then that and for your ignorance I just put down one of your biggest names. Now on to busness ever since I anounced my return to wrestling people been asking me how much more can you take? Well i am here as this companies savior everywhere I look in this compony all I see are my former flunkies, guys that no matter how much thay beat and bloodied couldnt keep me down like this sorry sack of crap(tracy stomps hells head again) and the rest are just so pathetic! For them to even think thay got a chance against me is a joke so let it be written so let it be done."
Tracy leaves the ring to a chorus of boos. Medics come out to assist Hell who slowly rises to his feet to a standing ovation. It isn't clear whether he knows who attacked him but Hell certainly looks PISSED!!!
David Saturn-"Don't know what Adkins is talking about. Nobody has kept him out of AWR he hasn't even been hired as far as I know!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's quite rightly offended at being overlooked!"
David Saturn-"He will be hired now...Hell will insist on it! This lunatic Adkins kidnapped Hell's young daughter once when they were both in another promotion. Adkins is an absolute lunatic. Even treated his own followers like animals...this won't do Hell's recovery any favors!"
Neal Steal-"Good!"
David Saturn-"Cowardly attack by Adkins. Well we better get ready for our next match where another coward Robert Carr awaits an ass whupping from Rattlesnake!
END OF PART 1