Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 4, 2011 19:43:26 GMT -4
AWR RING OF RAGE
LIVE!
PART 2
Once again we see Jason Howard backstage furiously kicking a locked door! Jason suddenly begins clasping his hands over his butt as a couple of backstage workers break into hysterics. A crowd of people gather around as Jason screams in anger. Jason grabs a fire extinguisher and starts ramming it against the locked door! He can't get it open!
Playboy Pete suddenly shows up and hands Jason a key. Pete is laughing his head off but Jason grabs the key not even seeming to realise who just handed him it. Jason furiously opens the door and dashes in. Pete follows as Jason dashes into a cubicle and shuts the door. We hear Jason panicking and he sighs as he sits down. Pete walks up to the locked door...
Playboy Pete- "Hey yo Jase...ya know what dis is?"
Pete throws something over the cubicle wall causing Jason to scream in anger!
Playboy Pete-"Dis a little exlax dawg! How you like dat! Thought you needed a little light relief baby! He he he he he he he!!!!"
Jason screams in anger again as Pete leaves the room. We hear a couple more sounds that Jason probably prefers people not to hear before the camera cuts back to the announcers!
Neal Steal-"Pete is an absolute disgrace! It was laxative he told that woman to put in Jason's drink!"
David Saturn-"I can understand why you're upset...happened to you once didn't it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Why are you laughing Saturn? What has Howard done to you?"
David Saturn-"Well it was quite funny what Pete just did..."
Neal Steal-"You're sick! Jason Howard should sue Pete and that woman for this! He's been completely humiliated and he should sue those workers who were laughing at him! Howard has done no harm to them! Get the cameras away this is borderline perverted..."
David Saturn-"Well we better go to our next bout...wait what's this..."
The scene cuts backstage where Robert Carr, Red Randal and Rusty Axel are in a furious argument with security! It looks like they are forcing Axel and Randal to leave the arena. Carr is in a blind rage as security escort Rusty and Randal out! The scene cuts to another part of the arena where Bret Harris is being escorted out as Rattlesnake watches on showing a rare sign of emotion at the loss of his brother's career. Snake then turns to the camera and makes a slit throat motion!
Neal Steal-"They can't do that! They have every right to be at ringside!
David Saturn-"Arena staff can see fit to remove who they see fit! Randal and Rusty have no reason to be here now!"
Neal Steal-"Oh but making Jason Howard desperate for a poo and locking the toilet is ok is it? Pete should be kicked out and he might come out here to help Snake too! Remember what happened earlier!"
David Saturn-"Of course I do it wasn't that long ago!"
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Give Rattlesnake what he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Well I hope Carr gets what he deserves. Rattlesnake is as mad as I've ever seen him his brother has been forced from the company. As you conveniently ignored Harris was removed as well!"
Carr meets Rattlesnake on the ramp and a fistfight ensues. Ferocious right hands by both men and Carr rams Snake face first into the barricade. Rattlesnake responds with a hard kick to the ribs and a punch staggering Carr. Headbutt by Rattlesnake and Carr knocked down. Another kick to the ribs by Snake who then grabs Carr and simply tosses him hard to the floor.
Neal Steal-"Don't call me a hypocrite it was Slam II and Rattlesnake who cheated last week. Its no wonder Robert was forced to assist Rusty earlier he just got there before Rattlesnake could!"
David Saturn-"Carr cheats all the time. Rattlesnake does not and its not his fault the ref didn't see Slam II wasn't the legal man..."
Neal Steal-"He should have had some integrity and admitted it...look at Carr what a warrior!"
To his credit Carr gets right back up and kicks Snake in the ribs as he approaches. Carr goes to PILEDRIVE Snake on the stage but Snake manages to lift Carr above his head instead. Carr drops to his feet before Rattlesnake could deliver what looked like a potential airplane spin. Right hands by Carr and Rattlesnake responds with a rake to the eyes and a hard right.
David Saturn-"Carr trying to crawl away that's what warriors do is it?"
Neal Steal-"He got caught in the eye he's disorientated..."
Carr tries to crawl away and Rattlesnake delivers a clubbing blow to the back with both hands. Both man disappear behind the stage but suddenly Carr comes crashing through part of it! It looks like Snake must have charged at him because he comes crashing through as well! Both men are down after crashing through the stage wall.
Neal Steal-"MY GOD! Someone check Robert is alright?"
David Saturn-"Is Robert alright, is Robert alright...WHO CARES!"
Both men up to their feet and Carr nails first punch. Shot to the ribs by Snake but Carr them rams him face first into the fan barricade. Carr repeats the move and connects with another punch. Another right hand by Snake to the ribs and then the face.
Both men fighting through the audience now having made their way through a gap from the barrier to the stage.
David Saturn-"Carr probably surprised the audience aren't attacking him. So am I he's that hated!"
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised too knowing what these texans are like. Rattlesnake probably thinks they will help him being in his home state..."
Carr tries to crawl away but turns just as Snake goes for a flying clothesline! Carr ducks and Rattlesnake flies over the barricade and meets concrete. Rattlesnake landed next to the ring and crawls towards it. Snake rolls into the ring and Carr follows. Carr with punches but rake to the eye by Snake. Carr backed into the corner but moves as Rattlesnake charges.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha hope you're concussed!"
David Saturn-"Concussions can end careers nothing funny about them whatsoever..."
Rattlesnakes head looks like it brushed the ringpost. Punches by Carr staggering Rattlesnake but he stays on his feet. Carr looks pissed and as Rattlesnake is staggered goes to the outside. Carr reaches underneath the apron and pulls out a trash can. Carr lifts the can and as Snake turns round Carr nails him over the head with it.
David Saturn-"Can't believe Carr called Rattlesnake an ass kisser. Rattlesnake is one of the least ass kissing men I've ever met! He swears at everyone including me!"
Neal Steal-"He's going to kiss that can though...ha ha ha ha ha!"
The can has the desired effect knocking Rattlesnake down. Carr with the cover…1,2…and Snake kicks out! Carr picks up the trash can again but Rattlesnake lifts him up. Carr drops the can as Snake delivers a backdrop. Stomp by Snake and then drops a knee. Carr is winded and staggers into the corner where Rattlesnake connects with a barrage of punches.
Rattlesnake drives his head into Carr’s ribs and Carr can only briefly respond with a punch. Rattlesnake spins Carr round and delivers hard shots to the back. Snake then climbs to the middle rope and connects with a double axe handle to the back. Snake applies a bearhug trying to squeeze the life out of Carr who responds with punches.
David Saturn-"Snake probably wants to kill Carr. That pipe beating was bad enough but Carr has really made things personal after what he did to Bret Harris..."
Neal Steal-"Snake should be glad to get rid of that hanger on! He should be thanking Carr..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rattlesnake with a suplex and stalks Carr back into the corner.
Punches by Snake who is slumped in the corner. Snake then charges forward from the opposite corner catching Carr hard with his knee. Carr might be out cold after that shot. Snake with the cover…1,2…and another kick out. Snake is furious and another cover…1,2…and Carr kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Look at Snake swearing at the ref! Disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"ITS A STREET FIGHT YOU CRETIN!!!"
Snake yells at the referee and while the crowd have been behind Snake in recent weeks he’s certainly never been a good guy. The referee runs to the outside as Snake curses at him. The ref returns to the ring as Snake goes to the outside and picks up a chair. Rattlesnake lifts up the chair and goes to nail Carr with it. Carr is on his knees and saves himself with a low blow!
David Saturn-"Oh look Steal your favorite move when someone like Carr or Randal does it!
Neal Steal-"People like Rattlesnake shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyway...foul mouthed thug wouldn't be right to let someone like him have kids..."
Carr then lifts up the chair and drives it painful upwards between Snake’s legs! To Snake’s credit he stays on his feet but Carr then delivers a DDT on the chair! Cover by Carr…1,2…and Snake manages to somehow kick out! The camera briefly focuses on the chair which has a hard dent in it from Snake’s head crashing into it.
Neal Steal-"That ref is counting slowly on purpose!"
David Saturn-"He is not! Would you just shut up with your moronic remarks!"
Somehow Snake is to his feet as quickly as Carr. However Carr gets in the first shots and tries to whip Snake into the ropes. Snake blocks and Carr is whipped into the ropes instead. Carr on the rebound and delivers a facebuster! Carr goes for a PILEDRIVER but Rattlesnake blocks and lifts Carr up! Rattlesnake charges into the corner sending Carr back first into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"Shame Rattlesnake didn't put his career on the line too then we would have another deadbeat out of here!"
David Saturn-"Could go either way this one..."
Snake charges forward but Carr lifts his feet catching Snake in the face. Carr charges forwards but Snake catches him in mid air! Sidewalk slam by Snake who takes a quick breather. Carr was manhandled just there and he crawlas to the outside. Carr reaches under the apron but Snake immediately followed and kicks him in the ribs.
David Saturn-"Bad intentions here by Rattlesnake!"
Neal Steal-"How are we supposed to call the action if the monitors are damaged?"
David Saturn-"You could try looking at the ring in front of us...or the large screen. See that Steal that large screen at the entrance way?
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Rattlesnake begins to dismantle the announce table and then picks up a chair. Carr is up but in a bad position precariously backed up against the ringpost. However Carr misses the swimg at the lasts second and the chair hits the post. Carr with a charge sending Snake sprawling across the announce table. Carr climbs over the announce table and rams Snake head first into the barricade.
David Saturn-"Carr having his face caved in! Hope he hasn't got any dates lined up tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Robert is too busy to deal with some woman...I'm sure he's in a happy relationship already..."
David Saturn-"I doubt it who would want to listen to Carr's complaining? Only Rusty and Randal it seems..."
More shots to the face but Snake responds by ramming Carr face first into the announce table. Rattlesnake does it a second time followed up by a third! Carr’s head bounces off the table with a sickening thud. Right hands now by Snake and Carr is sprawled across the table. Rattlesnake climbs to the top rope and dives off with a big elbow!
David Saturn-"There goes our table!"
Neal Steal-"He knocked my water over! Get me some more bottled water out here its in my contract!"
David Saturn-"Shame it wasn't a bottle of acid..."
Both men are sent crashing through the table! This is completely out of control! Rattlesnake first to his feet and drags Carr one handed towards the ring. Rattlesnake intimidates the ref who tries to check on Carr. Rattlesnake can’t be reasoned with as he rolls Carr back into the ring. Snake is as pissed as we have ever seen him no doubt due to Carr’s actions earlier costing Bret Harris his AWR career.
Neal Steal-"I know its PPV but no excuse for that language..."
David Saturn-"According to Steal the tourettes only show up for Snake when he is facing someone he hates even more such as Hell...makes so much sense right folks!"
Snake explodes with a barrage of 4 letter words. Snake then climbs to the top rope. Rattlesnake with another flying elbow but this time Carr moves! Snake crashes into the canvas! Carr leaves the ring and reaches under the apron as he tried to do earlier before Snake cut him off. Carr grabs for the first thing he can find which turns out to be a sledgehammer!
Neal Steal-"Excellent! Just what Robert needed!"
David Saturn-"That is a brutal weapon which has no place in wrestling. Even in a street fight..."
Carr back into the ring as Snake pulls himself back up. Carr charges forwards with the hammer but Snake with a shot to the ribs! Snake goes for the STUNNER but Carr escapes! Carr quickly grabs the hammer again and nails Snake in the head with it! Carr delivers a PILEDRIVER on the dented trash can which is still in the ring!
]Carr with the cover…1,2…3!!! Carr wins it!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr just beat Rattlesnake fair and square! He's a warrior!"
David Saturn-"Well its a shame he won't learn from the experience! I've never said Carr isn't talented tell me when I have claimed otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"In your face Saturn! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Main event time...the only person you love more than Carr coming up now Steal! Anthony Royal will face the fury of Flammenkrieg!"
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at Mr Royal...look how clever and calculated he is..."
David Saturn-"He's a very bright man but Flammenkrieg is too. Royal attacked Flammenkrieg almost a month ago as well as last week and Flammenkrieg has had to wait this long for his chance to get his hands on Royal! If not for a mysterious travel mishap he probably would have last week!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal had nothing to do with that either. He told me earlier..."
David Saturn-"Oh and he's known for honesty and integrity isn't he?"
Royal is hesitant to get in the ring but Flammenkrieg seems calm. He has waited almost a month just to get his hands on Royal who won’t be able to stall for ever. Royal argues with the ref for no apparent reason while Flammenkrieg stares him down. Flammenkrieg certainly couldn’t look any more intimidating than he does right now.
David Saturn-"If looks could kill..."
Neal Steal-"Don't steal my lines I said that earlier!"
David Saturn-"Just shut up and be serious for once! This is the main event people are sick of your moaning!"
The calmness seems to have disturbed Royal more than had Flammenkrieg charged forward like a madman. The referee tries to get Royal to enter the ring and slowly but surely he does. Flammenkrieg moves forward causing Royal to step one foot back onto the ring apron. Flammenkrieg backs away into his corner luring Royal into the opposite corner.
David Saturn-"Royal might as well have lit a fire under Flammenkrieg with his comments recently. Calling him an underachiever and weak amongst other things...look at Royal he's terrified! How can he accuse Flammenkrieg of being fearful..."
Neal Steal-"I was so proud when Mr Royal defended me! He hates bullies!"
The camera focuses on Royal who is evidently on the verge of panic. Of course it could all be a trap of his own but recent events certainly suggest Royal is afraid of Flammenkrieg. Flammenkrieg raises his arm and clenches his fist in Royal’s direction. Flammenkrieg slowly advances towards Royal and makes his first move!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha you're too slow! Mr Royal is as quick as a cat!"
David Saturn-"We are not in the damn playground...bet you got beat up a lot didn't you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Only because they were jealous...I was top of the class!"
Royal quickly ducks the blow and runs to the centre of the ring. Royal backs into the corner as Flammenkrieg simply grins knowing Royal can’t hide for ever. Flammenkrieg advances towards Royal and attempts the same clubbing blow as before. Royal once again ducks the attempt maybe a little too obvious there from Flammenkrieg.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Too slow again!"
David Saturn-"Royal will be caught eventually and God help him when he is!"
Royal connects with a punch but Flammenkrieg sticks out his hand shoving Royal to the mat with ease! Royal quickly retreats to the outside as the fans scream abuse at him. Royal slowly heads back into the ring. Flammenkrieg remained in the ring not taking his eyes away from Royal for a single moment. Total cat and mouse game thus far as Royal is back in the ring.
David Saturn-"Royal is trying to antagonise Flammenkrieg. I know there's some logic there hes too intelligent not to have a reason..."
Neal Steal-"He knows Flammenkrieg will lose his temper eventually...look at what he did to me simply for reporting his law breaking! Hope he does not try and use that gun on Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Blah, blah, blah where is that annoying buzzing sound coming from?"
Neal Steal-"Look at him sticking out his fist? That's not going to intimidate Mr Royal you big troll! Flammenkrieg smells too I only passed out when he attacked me because of that..."
Flammenkrieg slowly stalks forward from the opposite corner once again sticking his fist out towards Royal. With his quickness advantage Royal skips across 3 corners of the ring. Flammenkrieg patiently watches from the centre not making a move on Royal.
Flammenkrieg once again shakes his fist towards Royal who is clearly trying to lure Flammenkrieg into the corner.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's not going to work you idiot! HA HA HA HA HA! Mr Royal is too quick for you!"
David Saturn-"How biased can you get..."
Once again Royal ducks a somewhat predictable blow attempt. However as Royal charges forward Flammenkrieg nails him with a headbutt! Royal is knocked to the mat and Flammenkrieg finally has his hands on Royal! Face first into the turnbuckle goes Royal and Flammenkrieg follows up with a powerful chop. Royal drops to his knees in pain clutching his chest.
David Saturn-"How do you like that Steal! There's another!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is fine...that didn't hurt him he just wants to put on a show for the paying public...Mr Royal cares about the fans..."
David Saturn-"He cares for the fans about as much as he would care for a bullet in the head!"
Neal Steal-"Don't talk about guns last thing we need is Flammenkrieg remembering that gun is still out here..."
Flammenkrieg clearly enjoys it and therefore decides to repeat the move! Royal falls face forward into the mat kind of like Slick did last week. Flammenkrieg is so powerful he is capable of that with just one blow. Royal has had the wind knocked out of him and the resulting scoop slam does not help. Flammenkrieg drops a big elbow on Royal who clutches his ribs.
David Saturn-"That will break a rib!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal so intelligent to go to the outside..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes such a genius leaving the ring when he's getting his ass kicked!"
Flammenkrieg with a second elbowdrop causing Royal to roll to the outside. Flammenkrieg does not follow knowing he has clearly rattled Royal after finally getting his hands on him. Royal gets to his feet slowly and Flammenkrieg decides to go to the outside. Perhaps that is what Royal wants…Royal immediately rolls back into the ring as he sees Flammenkrieg approaching.
David Saturn-"Royal is just an attention seeker. Claiming its his company he just wants the spotlight all on him...that's the reason he cowardly attacked Hell and Flammenkrieg. Does not want anyone bigger than he is, stronger than he is..."
Neal Steal-"Its not Mr Royal's fault he's good looking. He's so modest about the attention he gets..."
Flammenkrieg gets onto the apron and from his better position Royal nails him with a punch to the head. Flammenkrieg drops to the floor seemingly staggered but then grabs Royal’s legs from under him! Flammenkrieg pulls Royal to the outside delivering another crushing headbutt. Royal quickly heads back into the ring as Flammenkrieg follows.
Neal Steal-"See how quick Mr Royal is?"
David Saturn-"Shut up about how quick he is. Will you stop calling him Mr Royal!"
Royal suddenly surprises Flammenkrieg with a kick to the ribs but then foolishly tries to whip Flammenkrieg into the corner.
Flammenkrieg reverses the whip attempt with such power he sends Royal flying over the top turnbuckle! Royal is down on the outside and Flammenkrieg follows. Royal’s game plan simply isn’t working thus far and he gets another painful reminder as Flammenkrieg chops him hard against the barricade.
Neal Steal-"I hope Slop Doctor has left last thing we need is him helping Flammenkrieg again..."
David Saturn-"Slick has integrity and Flammenkrieg was grateful for his help. I don't think Flammenkrieg wants help to win a match...he wants to kick Royal's ass alone..."
Flammenkrieg rolls Royal back into the ring but is too slow to enter. Royal charges forward catching Flammenkrieg with his knee. Flammenkrieg Is knocked down and Royal jumps off the apron with both fists outstretched. However Flammenkrieg is turns around and catches Royal in a bearhug! Flammenkrieg drives Royal back first into the steel ringpost!
Neal Steal-"That should warrant a DQ its like a weapon that ringpost..."
David Saturn-"Good thing for Royal he is quick that would have decapitated him!"
Flammenkrieg goes for a clothesline which would take Royal’s head off had it connected. Unfortunately for Flammenkrieg he misses and smahes his hand hard across the ringpost. Once again too predictable by Flammenkrieg with Royal easily ducking with his quickness. Flammenkrieg clutches his hand grimacing in a manner that suggests he may have damaged it.
David Saturn-"That does not look good..."
Neal Steal-"It certainly does not look good...it looks great!"
That’s certainly great news as far as Royal is concerned as a one handed giant is better than a two handed one. Flammenkrieg rolls back into the ring and Royal follows. Stomp to the ribs and kick to the head by Royal. Flammenkrieg delivers a couple of stomps and kicks to the possibly injured hand as Flammenkrieg fights up to his feet.
Neal Steal-"I think they should stop the match. Flammenkrieg is clearly too hurt to continue..."
David Saturn-"What absolute bullshit! Why should the crowd be cheated out of a main event? Flammenkrieg is a tough bastard he can still compete with an injured hand..."
Punch by Royal in the corner and then drives Flammenkrieg’s hand hard into the top turnbuckle. Royal grabs the hand again but Flammenkrieg shoves him away with his good hand. Flammenkrieg is still powerful enough to shove Royal all the way across the ring with just one hand. Royal is quickly up and charges forward once again connecting with a kick to the hand.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is going to torture this big monster!"
David Saturn-"There's no doubting Royal is tough...he even admitted he would take a beating..."
Neal Steal-"Unlike Flammenkrieg who acted like he was going to just walk to the ring and demolish Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg said no such thing. He certainly knows it won't be easy especially when he is facing someone like Royal who will do anything...and I mean ANYTHING to win!"
Kick to the ribs by Royal and Flammenkrieg falls to his knees in the corner winded. Royal goes to the outside grabs Flammenkrieg’s hand and whacks it hard against the ringpost! Flammenkrieg clutches his hand in clear discomfort as Royal grabs the hand and bites on it! The camera focuses on Flammenkrieg’s hand which looks red and swollen.
David Saturn-"That's flammenkrieg's right hand...the one he prefers to use..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Mr Royal was so clever to target it!"
Royal has Flammenkrieg down and drops his knee across the hand. Royal drops another knee across the hand as Flammenkrieg grimaces in pain. Royal simply fixes him with a cold stare enjoying the advantage he has taken. However the advantage may not last as Flammenkrieg backs into the corner. Royal hastily moves forward and Flammenkrieg connects with a headbutt!
David Saturn-"WOW! Ferocious headbutt!"
Neal Steal-"Listen to this jealous crowd yelling abuse at Mr Royal. Just because Texas is a state full of fatties they are jealous!"
That’s almost like a steel chair shot and Flammenkrieg repeats it. Royal backs towards the ropes and Flammenkrieg charges forward. Royal ducks and pulls down the ropes sending Flammenkrieg crashing to the outside! Flammenkrieg handed on his injured hand too which certainly won’t help.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Right on his hand! No wonder Mr Royal wants to clean up this company just listen to the language the crowd is coming out with..."
David Saturn-"They are only telling the truth!"
Flammenkrieg gets to his knees and Royal heads to the outside noticing Flammenkrieg clutching his hand again. Royal grabs the hand and drives it hard across the steel steps! Flammenkrieg grimaces in pain as Royal enters the ring and makes a mocking motion with his fist. Flammenkrieg back into the ring as Royal moves forward.
Neal Steal-"Frustration! See the frustration? I told you he would lose it he's a hot tempered oaf!"
David Saturn-"Well he's definitely frustrated and that's probably what Royal wants...then again who knows what Flammenkrieg can do if he REALLY gets mad!"
Royal bites Flammenkrieg on the hand and tries to break his fingers. (some may already be broken) Flammenkrieg gets to his feet and looking quite frustrated now charges forward. Royal sees it coming and raises his feet catching Royal in the face. Flammenkrieg drops to one knee as Royal quickly climbs to the middle rope.
Neal Steal-"Stomp it! Kick it! Come on Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"I should have ripped up that ass kisser of the year certificate and made a new one for ass kisser of the century!"
Double axe handle by Royal deliberately targeted on the injured hand. Royal with a running knee once again targeting the hand. Royal rips away at the arm and the hand yanking on it as hard as he can. Royal is meticulously picking Flammenkrieg apart as Flammenkrieg cries out in pain. He may be a giant but he is still flesh and bone.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! He's hurt! He's crying like a baby!"
David Saturn-"If i heard a baby scream like that I would run! Flammenkrieg is just pissed!"
Neal Steal-"Flammenkrieg going to the outside now...stop running you coward! Get back in the ring!"
David Saturn-"Royal's the fucking coward you imbecile! He started this Flammenkrieg didn't ask to be attacked for no reason!"
Flammenkrieg lets out a primal yell and executes a quick armdrag takedown. Flammenkrieg rolls to the outside to regroup but Royal follows. Royal grabs the hand yet again (wisely though) and whacks it hard across the ringpost! Both men back into the ring and shot to the back by Royal. Royal with a wristlock just ripping away at the hand.
David Saturn-"First the hand now he's trying to break the arm..."
Neal Steal-"Hope its the legs next too! Make him a quadriplegic Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"You are one sick SOB..."
Royal wants to hyperextend the arm here as Flammenkrieg is down to one knee. Flammenkrieg powers out again with another armdrag takedown delivered by his good hand. Royal quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with another double axe handle attempt. However Flammenkrieg catches Royal in the face with his forearm in mid air!
Neal Steal-"Oh no!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha don't sound so confident now do you Steal?"
Royal falls flat on his face and Flammenkrieg pulls him to his feet delivering another crushing headbutt. Another headbutt and then whips Royal off the ropes. Sidewalk slam by Flammenkrieg surprisingly neither man has made a cover attempt thus far.
Royal crawls into the corner as Flammenkrieg charges forward with his full body weight crushing Royal.
Neal Steal-"That's why they should have a size limit. Its unhealthy to let people this big in the ring..."
David Saturn-"He's all muscle and he has every right to be in the ring!"
To his credit Royal does manage to stay on his feet as Flammenkrieg repeats the move. Flammenkrieg repeats the move a third time finally causing Royal to stagger forward. Shoulder charge by Flammenkrieg knocks Royal down! Flammenkrieg then raises his hand motioning for a chokeslam! Royal to his feet and Flammenkrieg grabs him by the throat!
Neal Steal-"Help him! Somebody help Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Can he do it...is he going to put Royal through the mat!"
Flammenkrieg goes for the CHOKESLAM but being right handed uses that hand which unfortunately is the one injured. Flammenkrieg struggles to lift Royal with it and instead goes to punch Royal. Duck by Royal and the blow takes out the referee! Royal retreats into the corner. Flammenkrieg possibly testing himself with the chokeslam attempt but the right hand has been made almost useless it seems.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would have kicked out anyway...I was just worried they would stop the match and deprive Mr Royal of his inevitable victory if the ring broke through..."
David Saturn-"Oh look at Royal...you call this fair do you Steal? A damn baseball bat for goodness sake..."
Headbutt by Flammenkrieg again and Royal goes to the outside. Realising the referee is down Royal reaches underneath the apron. Royal pulls out a baseball bat as Flammenkrieg has his back turned trying to revive the referee. Royal raises the bat but Flammenkrieg spots him coming and blocks Royal from delivering a blow by sticking out his good hand.
Neal Steal-"......................."
David Saturn-"OH MY GOD! How did he do that? Its even shut Steal up!"
Flammenkrieg then with his evidently broken hand nails the baseball bat incredibly breaking it in half! Royal looks shocked almost frozen by what he just saw Flammenkrieg do. How powerful do you have to be to break a baseball bat in half with a broken hand! If it wasn’t broken before though that probably broke it.
Neal Steal-"He's on steroids...has to be...clearly roid rage..."
David Saturn-"Shut up and stop making excuses! Royal is lucky it wasn't his head!"
Flammenkrieg clutches his hand as Royal still in shock charges forward. Big boot to the face by Flammenkrieg knocks Royal down! Flammenkrieg clutches his hand taking a quick breather as the ref is still down. Headbutt by Flammenkrieg sending Royal through the ropes and to the outside. Royal in clear panic grabs a chair from the timekeeper.
Neal Steal-"MOVE! Let Mr Royal take a rest..."
David Saturn-"Take a rest...he's gonna use it on Flammenkrieg as you know full well!"
Royal raises the chair (above his head unlike the likes of Red Randal he is clever enough not to hold it in front of his face) but Flamnenkrieg kicks him in the ribs. Flammenkrieg with his good hand whips Royal hard into the steel steps! Steel is always going to win as Royal clutches his shoulder. Flammenkrieg tries to lift the steel steps but can’t manage it.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! Cheat!"
David Saturn-"You're hopeless...the ref is still down here..."
Neal Steal-"Well get another one on here and disqualify Flammenkrieg! Bet the other refs have left early...lazy bastards!"
Breaking the baseball bat in half with a broken hand was superhuman but there are limits even to what Flammenkrieg can do strength wise. Royal then charges forward and catches Flammenkrieg with a knee to the balls! That would certainly count as a low blow but the ref is still down. Flammenkrieg falls to his knees with his hand landing outstretched across the bottom half of the steps.
David Saturn-"No don't do that...GOOD GOD!"
Neal Steal-"That's what you get for trying to use those steps Flammenkrieg! Mr Royal simply defending himself there..."
Royal sees it and grabs the chair sending it crashing down across the broken hand! Flammenkrieg manages not to yell in pain showing just what a tough bastard he is. He can’t hide his pain though as Royal stalks forward with the chair! Suddenly Flammenkrieg charges forward with a hellacious football style tackle taking Royal down!
Neal Steal-"Its not football!"
David Saturn-"Well done Steal you have finally noticed this is professional wrestling have you? You know what that thing is there...the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Desperation move by Flammenkrieg but it sure as hell worked! Flammenkrieg rolls Royal back into the ring one hand outstretched the injured hand clasped across his chest. Flammenkrieg heads back into the ring and stares at his left hand. He raises it motioning for a left handed chokeslam. As seen by the chokeslam attempt earlier Flammenkrieg prefers the right hand but obviously realises that probably wouldn’t work.
David Saturn-"He's got him...he's got him...there's no escape! Wait...DAMN IT!!!"
Neal Steal-"Oh no not a power cut...I hope the viewers haven't lost the connection..."
David Saturn-"Its the damn lights again and you know it!"
Flammenkrieg grabs Royal across the throat but suddenly the LIGHTS GO OUT! As they come back on Flammenkrieg is down and Royal has another baseball bat in hand! It looks like the bat was lowered from the ceiling as a wire can be seen hanging down! Royal nails Flammenkrieg in the ribs with the bat and then nails him across the head with it!
Neal Steal-"YES! YES! YES!"
David Saturn-"No not like this..."
Flammenkrieg drops to his knees, Royal charges forward…ROYAL MUTILATION!!! Unfortunately for Flammenkrieg the referee is finally regaining his bearings. Royal with the cover as the ref slowly crawls forward…1….2….3!!! Royal has stolen this one!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"How can you be proud of that? Royal just cheated!"
Neal Steal-"That bat was probably intended for Flammenkrieg...Mr Royal was just lucky enough to catch it in the darkness!"
David Saturn-"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! Flammenkrieg did not need a damn bat he had Royal right where he wanted him!"
Neal Steal-"How fitting for Mr Royal to win the first ever PPV main event!"
David Saturn-"Yes how proud that the first PPV main event was decided by this cheating son of a bitch doing what he does best! Well we will see you next week on CRASH Tv...Flammenkrieg totally screwed!"
LIVE!
PART 2
Once again we see Jason Howard backstage furiously kicking a locked door! Jason suddenly begins clasping his hands over his butt as a couple of backstage workers break into hysterics. A crowd of people gather around as Jason screams in anger. Jason grabs a fire extinguisher and starts ramming it against the locked door! He can't get it open!
Playboy Pete suddenly shows up and hands Jason a key. Pete is laughing his head off but Jason grabs the key not even seeming to realise who just handed him it. Jason furiously opens the door and dashes in. Pete follows as Jason dashes into a cubicle and shuts the door. We hear Jason panicking and he sighs as he sits down. Pete walks up to the locked door...
Playboy Pete- "Hey yo Jase...ya know what dis is?"
Pete throws something over the cubicle wall causing Jason to scream in anger!
Playboy Pete-"Dis a little exlax dawg! How you like dat! Thought you needed a little light relief baby! He he he he he he he!!!!"
Jason screams in anger again as Pete leaves the room. We hear a couple more sounds that Jason probably prefers people not to hear before the camera cuts back to the announcers!
Neal Steal-"Pete is an absolute disgrace! It was laxative he told that woman to put in Jason's drink!"
David Saturn-"I can understand why you're upset...happened to you once didn't it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Why are you laughing Saturn? What has Howard done to you?"
David Saturn-"Well it was quite funny what Pete just did..."
Neal Steal-"You're sick! Jason Howard should sue Pete and that woman for this! He's been completely humiliated and he should sue those workers who were laughing at him! Howard has done no harm to them! Get the cameras away this is borderline perverted..."
David Saturn-"Well we better go to our next bout...wait what's this..."
The scene cuts backstage where Robert Carr, Red Randal and Rusty Axel are in a furious argument with security! It looks like they are forcing Axel and Randal to leave the arena. Carr is in a blind rage as security escort Rusty and Randal out! The scene cuts to another part of the arena where Bret Harris is being escorted out as Rattlesnake watches on showing a rare sign of emotion at the loss of his brother's career. Snake then turns to the camera and makes a slit throat motion!
Neal Steal-"They can't do that! They have every right to be at ringside!
David Saturn-"Arena staff can see fit to remove who they see fit! Randal and Rusty have no reason to be here now!"
Neal Steal-"Oh but making Jason Howard desperate for a poo and locking the toilet is ok is it? Pete should be kicked out and he might come out here to help Snake too! Remember what happened earlier!"
David Saturn-"Of course I do it wasn't that long ago!"
TEXAS STREET FIGHT
VS
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Give Rattlesnake what he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Well I hope Carr gets what he deserves. Rattlesnake is as mad as I've ever seen him his brother has been forced from the company. As you conveniently ignored Harris was removed as well!"
Carr meets Rattlesnake on the ramp and a fistfight ensues. Ferocious right hands by both men and Carr rams Snake face first into the barricade. Rattlesnake responds with a hard kick to the ribs and a punch staggering Carr. Headbutt by Rattlesnake and Carr knocked down. Another kick to the ribs by Snake who then grabs Carr and simply tosses him hard to the floor.
Neal Steal-"Don't call me a hypocrite it was Slam II and Rattlesnake who cheated last week. Its no wonder Robert was forced to assist Rusty earlier he just got there before Rattlesnake could!"
David Saturn-"Carr cheats all the time. Rattlesnake does not and its not his fault the ref didn't see Slam II wasn't the legal man..."
Neal Steal-"He should have had some integrity and admitted it...look at Carr what a warrior!"
To his credit Carr gets right back up and kicks Snake in the ribs as he approaches. Carr goes to PILEDRIVE Snake on the stage but Snake manages to lift Carr above his head instead. Carr drops to his feet before Rattlesnake could deliver what looked like a potential airplane spin. Right hands by Carr and Rattlesnake responds with a rake to the eyes and a hard right.
David Saturn-"Carr trying to crawl away that's what warriors do is it?"
Neal Steal-"He got caught in the eye he's disorientated..."
Carr tries to crawl away and Rattlesnake delivers a clubbing blow to the back with both hands. Both man disappear behind the stage but suddenly Carr comes crashing through part of it! It looks like Snake must have charged at him because he comes crashing through as well! Both men are down after crashing through the stage wall.
Neal Steal-"MY GOD! Someone check Robert is alright?"
David Saturn-"Is Robert alright, is Robert alright...WHO CARES!"
Both men up to their feet and Carr nails first punch. Shot to the ribs by Snake but Carr them rams him face first into the fan barricade. Carr repeats the move and connects with another punch. Another right hand by Snake to the ribs and then the face.
Both men fighting through the audience now having made their way through a gap from the barrier to the stage.
David Saturn-"Carr probably surprised the audience aren't attacking him. So am I he's that hated!"
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised too knowing what these texans are like. Rattlesnake probably thinks they will help him being in his home state..."
Carr tries to crawl away but turns just as Snake goes for a flying clothesline! Carr ducks and Rattlesnake flies over the barricade and meets concrete. Rattlesnake landed next to the ring and crawls towards it. Snake rolls into the ring and Carr follows. Carr with punches but rake to the eye by Snake. Carr backed into the corner but moves as Rattlesnake charges.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha hope you're concussed!"
David Saturn-"Concussions can end careers nothing funny about them whatsoever..."
Rattlesnakes head looks like it brushed the ringpost. Punches by Carr staggering Rattlesnake but he stays on his feet. Carr looks pissed and as Rattlesnake is staggered goes to the outside. Carr reaches underneath the apron and pulls out a trash can. Carr lifts the can and as Snake turns round Carr nails him over the head with it.
David Saturn-"Can't believe Carr called Rattlesnake an ass kisser. Rattlesnake is one of the least ass kissing men I've ever met! He swears at everyone including me!"
Neal Steal-"He's going to kiss that can though...ha ha ha ha ha!"
The can has the desired effect knocking Rattlesnake down. Carr with the cover…1,2…and Snake kicks out! Carr picks up the trash can again but Rattlesnake lifts him up. Carr drops the can as Snake delivers a backdrop. Stomp by Snake and then drops a knee. Carr is winded and staggers into the corner where Rattlesnake connects with a barrage of punches.
Rattlesnake drives his head into Carr’s ribs and Carr can only briefly respond with a punch. Rattlesnake spins Carr round and delivers hard shots to the back. Snake then climbs to the middle rope and connects with a double axe handle to the back. Snake applies a bearhug trying to squeeze the life out of Carr who responds with punches.
David Saturn-"Snake probably wants to kill Carr. That pipe beating was bad enough but Carr has really made things personal after what he did to Bret Harris..."
Neal Steal-"Snake should be glad to get rid of that hanger on! He should be thanking Carr..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rattlesnake with a suplex and stalks Carr back into the corner.
Punches by Snake who is slumped in the corner. Snake then charges forward from the opposite corner catching Carr hard with his knee. Carr might be out cold after that shot. Snake with the cover…1,2…and another kick out. Snake is furious and another cover…1,2…and Carr kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Look at Snake swearing at the ref! Disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"ITS A STREET FIGHT YOU CRETIN!!!"
Snake yells at the referee and while the crowd have been behind Snake in recent weeks he’s certainly never been a good guy. The referee runs to the outside as Snake curses at him. The ref returns to the ring as Snake goes to the outside and picks up a chair. Rattlesnake lifts up the chair and goes to nail Carr with it. Carr is on his knees and saves himself with a low blow!
David Saturn-"Oh look Steal your favorite move when someone like Carr or Randal does it!
Neal Steal-"People like Rattlesnake shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyway...foul mouthed thug wouldn't be right to let someone like him have kids..."
Carr then lifts up the chair and drives it painful upwards between Snake’s legs! To Snake’s credit he stays on his feet but Carr then delivers a DDT on the chair! Cover by Carr…1,2…and Snake manages to somehow kick out! The camera briefly focuses on the chair which has a hard dent in it from Snake’s head crashing into it.
Neal Steal-"That ref is counting slowly on purpose!"
David Saturn-"He is not! Would you just shut up with your moronic remarks!"
Somehow Snake is to his feet as quickly as Carr. However Carr gets in the first shots and tries to whip Snake into the ropes. Snake blocks and Carr is whipped into the ropes instead. Carr on the rebound and delivers a facebuster! Carr goes for a PILEDRIVER but Rattlesnake blocks and lifts Carr up! Rattlesnake charges into the corner sending Carr back first into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"Shame Rattlesnake didn't put his career on the line too then we would have another deadbeat out of here!"
David Saturn-"Could go either way this one..."
Snake charges forward but Carr lifts his feet catching Snake in the face. Carr charges forwards but Snake catches him in mid air! Sidewalk slam by Snake who takes a quick breather. Carr was manhandled just there and he crawlas to the outside. Carr reaches under the apron but Snake immediately followed and kicks him in the ribs.
David Saturn-"Bad intentions here by Rattlesnake!"
Neal Steal-"How are we supposed to call the action if the monitors are damaged?"
David Saturn-"You could try looking at the ring in front of us...or the large screen. See that Steal that large screen at the entrance way?
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Rattlesnake begins to dismantle the announce table and then picks up a chair. Carr is up but in a bad position precariously backed up against the ringpost. However Carr misses the swimg at the lasts second and the chair hits the post. Carr with a charge sending Snake sprawling across the announce table. Carr climbs over the announce table and rams Snake head first into the barricade.
David Saturn-"Carr having his face caved in! Hope he hasn't got any dates lined up tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Robert is too busy to deal with some woman...I'm sure he's in a happy relationship already..."
David Saturn-"I doubt it who would want to listen to Carr's complaining? Only Rusty and Randal it seems..."
More shots to the face but Snake responds by ramming Carr face first into the announce table. Rattlesnake does it a second time followed up by a third! Carr’s head bounces off the table with a sickening thud. Right hands now by Snake and Carr is sprawled across the table. Rattlesnake climbs to the top rope and dives off with a big elbow!
David Saturn-"There goes our table!"
Neal Steal-"He knocked my water over! Get me some more bottled water out here its in my contract!"
David Saturn-"Shame it wasn't a bottle of acid..."
Both men are sent crashing through the table! This is completely out of control! Rattlesnake first to his feet and drags Carr one handed towards the ring. Rattlesnake intimidates the ref who tries to check on Carr. Rattlesnake can’t be reasoned with as he rolls Carr back into the ring. Snake is as pissed as we have ever seen him no doubt due to Carr’s actions earlier costing Bret Harris his AWR career.
Neal Steal-"I know its PPV but no excuse for that language..."
David Saturn-"According to Steal the tourettes only show up for Snake when he is facing someone he hates even more such as Hell...makes so much sense right folks!"
Snake explodes with a barrage of 4 letter words. Snake then climbs to the top rope. Rattlesnake with another flying elbow but this time Carr moves! Snake crashes into the canvas! Carr leaves the ring and reaches under the apron as he tried to do earlier before Snake cut him off. Carr grabs for the first thing he can find which turns out to be a sledgehammer!
Neal Steal-"Excellent! Just what Robert needed!"
David Saturn-"That is a brutal weapon which has no place in wrestling. Even in a street fight..."
Carr back into the ring as Snake pulls himself back up. Carr charges forwards with the hammer but Snake with a shot to the ribs! Snake goes for the STUNNER but Carr escapes! Carr quickly grabs the hammer again and nails Snake in the head with it! Carr delivers a PILEDRIVER on the dented trash can which is still in the ring!
]Carr with the cover…1,2…3!!! Carr wins it!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr just beat Rattlesnake fair and square! He's a warrior!"
David Saturn-"Well its a shame he won't learn from the experience! I've never said Carr isn't talented tell me when I have claimed otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"In your face Saturn! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Main event time...the only person you love more than Carr coming up now Steal! Anthony Royal will face the fury of Flammenkrieg!"
MAIN EVENT
GRUDGE MATCH
GRUDGE MATCH
VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at Mr Royal...look how clever and calculated he is..."
David Saturn-"He's a very bright man but Flammenkrieg is too. Royal attacked Flammenkrieg almost a month ago as well as last week and Flammenkrieg has had to wait this long for his chance to get his hands on Royal! If not for a mysterious travel mishap he probably would have last week!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal had nothing to do with that either. He told me earlier..."
David Saturn-"Oh and he's known for honesty and integrity isn't he?"
Royal is hesitant to get in the ring but Flammenkrieg seems calm. He has waited almost a month just to get his hands on Royal who won’t be able to stall for ever. Royal argues with the ref for no apparent reason while Flammenkrieg stares him down. Flammenkrieg certainly couldn’t look any more intimidating than he does right now.
David Saturn-"If looks could kill..."
Neal Steal-"Don't steal my lines I said that earlier!"
David Saturn-"Just shut up and be serious for once! This is the main event people are sick of your moaning!"
The calmness seems to have disturbed Royal more than had Flammenkrieg charged forward like a madman. The referee tries to get Royal to enter the ring and slowly but surely he does. Flammenkrieg moves forward causing Royal to step one foot back onto the ring apron. Flammenkrieg backs away into his corner luring Royal into the opposite corner.
David Saturn-"Royal might as well have lit a fire under Flammenkrieg with his comments recently. Calling him an underachiever and weak amongst other things...look at Royal he's terrified! How can he accuse Flammenkrieg of being fearful..."
Neal Steal-"I was so proud when Mr Royal defended me! He hates bullies!"
The camera focuses on Royal who is evidently on the verge of panic. Of course it could all be a trap of his own but recent events certainly suggest Royal is afraid of Flammenkrieg. Flammenkrieg raises his arm and clenches his fist in Royal’s direction. Flammenkrieg slowly advances towards Royal and makes his first move!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha you're too slow! Mr Royal is as quick as a cat!"
David Saturn-"We are not in the damn playground...bet you got beat up a lot didn't you Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Only because they were jealous...I was top of the class!"
Royal quickly ducks the blow and runs to the centre of the ring. Royal backs into the corner as Flammenkrieg simply grins knowing Royal can’t hide for ever. Flammenkrieg advances towards Royal and attempts the same clubbing blow as before. Royal once again ducks the attempt maybe a little too obvious there from Flammenkrieg.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Too slow again!"
David Saturn-"Royal will be caught eventually and God help him when he is!"
Royal connects with a punch but Flammenkrieg sticks out his hand shoving Royal to the mat with ease! Royal quickly retreats to the outside as the fans scream abuse at him. Royal slowly heads back into the ring. Flammenkrieg remained in the ring not taking his eyes away from Royal for a single moment. Total cat and mouse game thus far as Royal is back in the ring.
David Saturn-"Royal is trying to antagonise Flammenkrieg. I know there's some logic there hes too intelligent not to have a reason..."
Neal Steal-"He knows Flammenkrieg will lose his temper eventually...look at what he did to me simply for reporting his law breaking! Hope he does not try and use that gun on Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Blah, blah, blah where is that annoying buzzing sound coming from?"
Neal Steal-"Look at him sticking out his fist? That's not going to intimidate Mr Royal you big troll! Flammenkrieg smells too I only passed out when he attacked me because of that..."
Flammenkrieg slowly stalks forward from the opposite corner once again sticking his fist out towards Royal. With his quickness advantage Royal skips across 3 corners of the ring. Flammenkrieg patiently watches from the centre not making a move on Royal.
Flammenkrieg once again shakes his fist towards Royal who is clearly trying to lure Flammenkrieg into the corner.
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's not going to work you idiot! HA HA HA HA HA! Mr Royal is too quick for you!"
David Saturn-"How biased can you get..."
Once again Royal ducks a somewhat predictable blow attempt. However as Royal charges forward Flammenkrieg nails him with a headbutt! Royal is knocked to the mat and Flammenkrieg finally has his hands on Royal! Face first into the turnbuckle goes Royal and Flammenkrieg follows up with a powerful chop. Royal drops to his knees in pain clutching his chest.
David Saturn-"How do you like that Steal! There's another!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is fine...that didn't hurt him he just wants to put on a show for the paying public...Mr Royal cares about the fans..."
David Saturn-"He cares for the fans about as much as he would care for a bullet in the head!"
Neal Steal-"Don't talk about guns last thing we need is Flammenkrieg remembering that gun is still out here..."
Flammenkrieg clearly enjoys it and therefore decides to repeat the move! Royal falls face forward into the mat kind of like Slick did last week. Flammenkrieg is so powerful he is capable of that with just one blow. Royal has had the wind knocked out of him and the resulting scoop slam does not help. Flammenkrieg drops a big elbow on Royal who clutches his ribs.
David Saturn-"That will break a rib!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal so intelligent to go to the outside..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes such a genius leaving the ring when he's getting his ass kicked!"
Flammenkrieg with a second elbowdrop causing Royal to roll to the outside. Flammenkrieg does not follow knowing he has clearly rattled Royal after finally getting his hands on him. Royal gets to his feet slowly and Flammenkrieg decides to go to the outside. Perhaps that is what Royal wants…Royal immediately rolls back into the ring as he sees Flammenkrieg approaching.
David Saturn-"Royal is just an attention seeker. Claiming its his company he just wants the spotlight all on him...that's the reason he cowardly attacked Hell and Flammenkrieg. Does not want anyone bigger than he is, stronger than he is..."
Neal Steal-"Its not Mr Royal's fault he's good looking. He's so modest about the attention he gets..."
Flammenkrieg gets onto the apron and from his better position Royal nails him with a punch to the head. Flammenkrieg drops to the floor seemingly staggered but then grabs Royal’s legs from under him! Flammenkrieg pulls Royal to the outside delivering another crushing headbutt. Royal quickly heads back into the ring as Flammenkrieg follows.
Neal Steal-"See how quick Mr Royal is?"
David Saturn-"Shut up about how quick he is. Will you stop calling him Mr Royal!"
Royal suddenly surprises Flammenkrieg with a kick to the ribs but then foolishly tries to whip Flammenkrieg into the corner.
Flammenkrieg reverses the whip attempt with such power he sends Royal flying over the top turnbuckle! Royal is down on the outside and Flammenkrieg follows. Royal’s game plan simply isn’t working thus far and he gets another painful reminder as Flammenkrieg chops him hard against the barricade.
Neal Steal-"I hope Slop Doctor has left last thing we need is him helping Flammenkrieg again..."
David Saturn-"Slick has integrity and Flammenkrieg was grateful for his help. I don't think Flammenkrieg wants help to win a match...he wants to kick Royal's ass alone..."
Flammenkrieg rolls Royal back into the ring but is too slow to enter. Royal charges forward catching Flammenkrieg with his knee. Flammenkrieg Is knocked down and Royal jumps off the apron with both fists outstretched. However Flammenkrieg is turns around and catches Royal in a bearhug! Flammenkrieg drives Royal back first into the steel ringpost!
Neal Steal-"That should warrant a DQ its like a weapon that ringpost..."
David Saturn-"Good thing for Royal he is quick that would have decapitated him!"
Flammenkrieg goes for a clothesline which would take Royal’s head off had it connected. Unfortunately for Flammenkrieg he misses and smahes his hand hard across the ringpost. Once again too predictable by Flammenkrieg with Royal easily ducking with his quickness. Flammenkrieg clutches his hand grimacing in a manner that suggests he may have damaged it.
David Saturn-"That does not look good..."
Neal Steal-"It certainly does not look good...it looks great!"
That’s certainly great news as far as Royal is concerned as a one handed giant is better than a two handed one. Flammenkrieg rolls back into the ring and Royal follows. Stomp to the ribs and kick to the head by Royal. Flammenkrieg delivers a couple of stomps and kicks to the possibly injured hand as Flammenkrieg fights up to his feet.
Neal Steal-"I think they should stop the match. Flammenkrieg is clearly too hurt to continue..."
David Saturn-"What absolute bullshit! Why should the crowd be cheated out of a main event? Flammenkrieg is a tough bastard he can still compete with an injured hand..."
Punch by Royal in the corner and then drives Flammenkrieg’s hand hard into the top turnbuckle. Royal grabs the hand again but Flammenkrieg shoves him away with his good hand. Flammenkrieg is still powerful enough to shove Royal all the way across the ring with just one hand. Royal is quickly up and charges forward once again connecting with a kick to the hand.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is going to torture this big monster!"
David Saturn-"There's no doubting Royal is tough...he even admitted he would take a beating..."
Neal Steal-"Unlike Flammenkrieg who acted like he was going to just walk to the ring and demolish Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Flammenkrieg said no such thing. He certainly knows it won't be easy especially when he is facing someone like Royal who will do anything...and I mean ANYTHING to win!"
Kick to the ribs by Royal and Flammenkrieg falls to his knees in the corner winded. Royal goes to the outside grabs Flammenkrieg’s hand and whacks it hard against the ringpost! Flammenkrieg clutches his hand in clear discomfort as Royal grabs the hand and bites on it! The camera focuses on Flammenkrieg’s hand which looks red and swollen.
David Saturn-"That's flammenkrieg's right hand...the one he prefers to use..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly and Mr Royal was so clever to target it!"
Royal has Flammenkrieg down and drops his knee across the hand. Royal drops another knee across the hand as Flammenkrieg grimaces in pain. Royal simply fixes him with a cold stare enjoying the advantage he has taken. However the advantage may not last as Flammenkrieg backs into the corner. Royal hastily moves forward and Flammenkrieg connects with a headbutt!
David Saturn-"WOW! Ferocious headbutt!"
Neal Steal-"Listen to this jealous crowd yelling abuse at Mr Royal. Just because Texas is a state full of fatties they are jealous!"
That’s almost like a steel chair shot and Flammenkrieg repeats it. Royal backs towards the ropes and Flammenkrieg charges forward. Royal ducks and pulls down the ropes sending Flammenkrieg crashing to the outside! Flammenkrieg handed on his injured hand too which certainly won’t help.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Right on his hand! No wonder Mr Royal wants to clean up this company just listen to the language the crowd is coming out with..."
David Saturn-"They are only telling the truth!"
Flammenkrieg gets to his knees and Royal heads to the outside noticing Flammenkrieg clutching his hand again. Royal grabs the hand and drives it hard across the steel steps! Flammenkrieg grimaces in pain as Royal enters the ring and makes a mocking motion with his fist. Flammenkrieg back into the ring as Royal moves forward.
Neal Steal-"Frustration! See the frustration? I told you he would lose it he's a hot tempered oaf!"
David Saturn-"Well he's definitely frustrated and that's probably what Royal wants...then again who knows what Flammenkrieg can do if he REALLY gets mad!"
Royal bites Flammenkrieg on the hand and tries to break his fingers. (some may already be broken) Flammenkrieg gets to his feet and looking quite frustrated now charges forward. Royal sees it coming and raises his feet catching Royal in the face. Flammenkrieg drops to one knee as Royal quickly climbs to the middle rope.
Neal Steal-"Stomp it! Kick it! Come on Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"I should have ripped up that ass kisser of the year certificate and made a new one for ass kisser of the century!"
Double axe handle by Royal deliberately targeted on the injured hand. Royal with a running knee once again targeting the hand. Royal rips away at the arm and the hand yanking on it as hard as he can. Royal is meticulously picking Flammenkrieg apart as Flammenkrieg cries out in pain. He may be a giant but he is still flesh and bone.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! He's hurt! He's crying like a baby!"
David Saturn-"If i heard a baby scream like that I would run! Flammenkrieg is just pissed!"
Neal Steal-"Flammenkrieg going to the outside now...stop running you coward! Get back in the ring!"
David Saturn-"Royal's the fucking coward you imbecile! He started this Flammenkrieg didn't ask to be attacked for no reason!"
Flammenkrieg lets out a primal yell and executes a quick armdrag takedown. Flammenkrieg rolls to the outside to regroup but Royal follows. Royal grabs the hand yet again (wisely though) and whacks it hard across the ringpost! Both men back into the ring and shot to the back by Royal. Royal with a wristlock just ripping away at the hand.
David Saturn-"First the hand now he's trying to break the arm..."
Neal Steal-"Hope its the legs next too! Make him a quadriplegic Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"You are one sick SOB..."
Royal wants to hyperextend the arm here as Flammenkrieg is down to one knee. Flammenkrieg powers out again with another armdrag takedown delivered by his good hand. Royal quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with another double axe handle attempt. However Flammenkrieg catches Royal in the face with his forearm in mid air!
Neal Steal-"Oh no!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha don't sound so confident now do you Steal?"
Royal falls flat on his face and Flammenkrieg pulls him to his feet delivering another crushing headbutt. Another headbutt and then whips Royal off the ropes. Sidewalk slam by Flammenkrieg surprisingly neither man has made a cover attempt thus far.
Royal crawls into the corner as Flammenkrieg charges forward with his full body weight crushing Royal.
Neal Steal-"That's why they should have a size limit. Its unhealthy to let people this big in the ring..."
David Saturn-"He's all muscle and he has every right to be in the ring!"
To his credit Royal does manage to stay on his feet as Flammenkrieg repeats the move. Flammenkrieg repeats the move a third time finally causing Royal to stagger forward. Shoulder charge by Flammenkrieg knocks Royal down! Flammenkrieg then raises his hand motioning for a chokeslam! Royal to his feet and Flammenkrieg grabs him by the throat!
Neal Steal-"Help him! Somebody help Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Can he do it...is he going to put Royal through the mat!"
Flammenkrieg goes for the CHOKESLAM but being right handed uses that hand which unfortunately is the one injured. Flammenkrieg struggles to lift Royal with it and instead goes to punch Royal. Duck by Royal and the blow takes out the referee! Royal retreats into the corner. Flammenkrieg possibly testing himself with the chokeslam attempt but the right hand has been made almost useless it seems.
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would have kicked out anyway...I was just worried they would stop the match and deprive Mr Royal of his inevitable victory if the ring broke through..."
David Saturn-"Oh look at Royal...you call this fair do you Steal? A damn baseball bat for goodness sake..."
Headbutt by Flammenkrieg again and Royal goes to the outside. Realising the referee is down Royal reaches underneath the apron. Royal pulls out a baseball bat as Flammenkrieg has his back turned trying to revive the referee. Royal raises the bat but Flammenkrieg spots him coming and blocks Royal from delivering a blow by sticking out his good hand.
Neal Steal-"......................."
David Saturn-"OH MY GOD! How did he do that? Its even shut Steal up!"
Flammenkrieg then with his evidently broken hand nails the baseball bat incredibly breaking it in half! Royal looks shocked almost frozen by what he just saw Flammenkrieg do. How powerful do you have to be to break a baseball bat in half with a broken hand! If it wasn’t broken before though that probably broke it.
Neal Steal-"He's on steroids...has to be...clearly roid rage..."
David Saturn-"Shut up and stop making excuses! Royal is lucky it wasn't his head!"
Flammenkrieg clutches his hand as Royal still in shock charges forward. Big boot to the face by Flammenkrieg knocks Royal down! Flammenkrieg clutches his hand taking a quick breather as the ref is still down. Headbutt by Flammenkrieg sending Royal through the ropes and to the outside. Royal in clear panic grabs a chair from the timekeeper.
Neal Steal-"MOVE! Let Mr Royal take a rest..."
David Saturn-"Take a rest...he's gonna use it on Flammenkrieg as you know full well!"
Royal raises the chair (above his head unlike the likes of Red Randal he is clever enough not to hold it in front of his face) but Flamnenkrieg kicks him in the ribs. Flammenkrieg with his good hand whips Royal hard into the steel steps! Steel is always going to win as Royal clutches his shoulder. Flammenkrieg tries to lift the steel steps but can’t manage it.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! Cheat!"
David Saturn-"You're hopeless...the ref is still down here..."
Neal Steal-"Well get another one on here and disqualify Flammenkrieg! Bet the other refs have left early...lazy bastards!"
Breaking the baseball bat in half with a broken hand was superhuman but there are limits even to what Flammenkrieg can do strength wise. Royal then charges forward and catches Flammenkrieg with a knee to the balls! That would certainly count as a low blow but the ref is still down. Flammenkrieg falls to his knees with his hand landing outstretched across the bottom half of the steps.
David Saturn-"No don't do that...GOOD GOD!"
Neal Steal-"That's what you get for trying to use those steps Flammenkrieg! Mr Royal simply defending himself there..."
Royal sees it and grabs the chair sending it crashing down across the broken hand! Flammenkrieg manages not to yell in pain showing just what a tough bastard he is. He can’t hide his pain though as Royal stalks forward with the chair! Suddenly Flammenkrieg charges forward with a hellacious football style tackle taking Royal down!
Neal Steal-"Its not football!"
David Saturn-"Well done Steal you have finally noticed this is professional wrestling have you? You know what that thing is there...the ring?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Desperation move by Flammenkrieg but it sure as hell worked! Flammenkrieg rolls Royal back into the ring one hand outstretched the injured hand clasped across his chest. Flammenkrieg heads back into the ring and stares at his left hand. He raises it motioning for a left handed chokeslam. As seen by the chokeslam attempt earlier Flammenkrieg prefers the right hand but obviously realises that probably wouldn’t work.
David Saturn-"He's got him...he's got him...there's no escape! Wait...DAMN IT!!!"
Neal Steal-"Oh no not a power cut...I hope the viewers haven't lost the connection..."
David Saturn-"Its the damn lights again and you know it!"
Flammenkrieg grabs Royal across the throat but suddenly the LIGHTS GO OUT! As they come back on Flammenkrieg is down and Royal has another baseball bat in hand! It looks like the bat was lowered from the ceiling as a wire can be seen hanging down! Royal nails Flammenkrieg in the ribs with the bat and then nails him across the head with it!
Neal Steal-"YES! YES! YES!"
David Saturn-"No not like this..."
Flammenkrieg drops to his knees, Royal charges forward…ROYAL MUTILATION!!! Unfortunately for Flammenkrieg the referee is finally regaining his bearings. Royal with the cover as the ref slowly crawls forward…1….2….3!!! Royal has stolen this one!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
David Saturn-"How can you be proud of that? Royal just cheated!"
Neal Steal-"That bat was probably intended for Flammenkrieg...Mr Royal was just lucky enough to catch it in the darkness!"
David Saturn-"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! Flammenkrieg did not need a damn bat he had Royal right where he wanted him!"
Neal Steal-"How fitting for Mr Royal to win the first ever PPV main event!"
David Saturn-"Yes how proud that the first PPV main event was decided by this cheating son of a bitch doing what he does best! Well we will see you next week on CRASH Tv...Flammenkrieg totally screwed!"