Post by Playboy Pete Rosey on Oct 7, 2011 23:37:15 GMT -4
As the Cameras go live we see Playboy Pete Rosey standing outside with two beatiful ladies standing on both sides of him each holding his arms like usual. As the camera zooms in we can hear Playboy Pete trying to comfort the ladies.
Playboy Pete - hey now don't you all worries my babies they is nothin to worry about, afta all a am a professial atalete and dem japanise buzz saws aint nothin ta worry bout. Lets just say dey is gonna be like a kamakazee pilot.....dead on impact baby. Dis week i have a patneah and he gonna stand side by side wit da playboy and we gonna hit dem wit a hard right. Den we gonna nail dem suckers with a left and we gonna go toe ta toes wit thems and we gonna waltz a bit baby but just when dey thik they got da lead we gonna show dem suckers who is in charge baby and da harder dey fight and try to get away we gonna power up and swat dem like dey was a fly on da wall but just when dey think they gonna squash us dats when a am goin ta release ma secret weapon da panzerrr wilh kasst baby. Den it going ta be jus like pearl harbour all oveah again except you gonna see those boys flying in da other direction going right back home. Wooooo baby da Playboy speaheth da truth and dey aint no denying dat.
Playboy seems all excited about his match and a chance to finally team as a face.
Playboy Pete- They gonna dance da dance dat night baby wit da playboy and the German Pannzer Wilhem kasst and let me tell ya all right now dat Wilhelm is no easy a pickens and dat boy be as tough as a Pannzer. I just knows dat he can be a Playboy two and after he and i get in dat ring and earn us a victory against dem sushi eating monsters lets just say dis we is gonna go eat sushi off n dem naked chicks just like the jap anese do in da movies baby except Playbot heah is gonna have he fill and let me tell ya all right now baby Playboy gonna show dem ladies who da daddy is and i will get ma fill o dat sweet sushi woooooooooooo. After Da Playboy is done dem guisha girls gonna all want some o da Playboy and baby Da Playboy gonna take dem straight ta heaven and a might even decide take bring a few home wit me. Wooooooooooooooooo................Da Playboy be in Da house.......
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One of the girls smiles and whispers something in Playboys ear. He smiles and reaches over and gives her a gentle kiss on the check.
Playboy Pete- teah theah now baby yo all let Playboy worry abot dat cause after we get done dis promo baby Playboy gonna get down and he gonna dance and he gonna sing oh yeah mamma and den he gonna take it all off and baby da playboy gonna take you on a sky rocket ride baby and iy gonna be jus like heaven. Wooooooooooooo cause when ya wit da Playboy baby you be riding in style and dey only profiling yo gonna be doing baby is fo me cause yo gonna be in our little tripple x movie wooooooooo Staring Da Playboy and Da Panzer HAHAHAHA nice ring Get it Da Panzer..........
Then very quickly the scene fades as Playboy begins to remove his shirt.