Post by crashtv on Oct 11, 2011 19:30:36 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #8
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
The scene cuts to an empty locker room...well aside from Al Walters it seems empty. We hear a toilet flush in the background and Jason Howard walks into the main locker area...
Al Walters-"Hello Jason just wondered if we could get a few words on what happened to you last week?"
Jason Howard-"I know your not here to talk about that bullcrap I know your here to laugh at me."
Al Walters-"I'm not laughing at you...what are you talking about?"
Jason Howard-"Didn't you know I was using the bathroom..wait your here to spy on me arent you?"
Al Walters-"I had no idea you were using the bathroom...we aren't spying on you!"
Jason Howard-"I bet you and Pete know i have IBS!"
Al Walters-"IBS? Well I don't think Pete knew you had that condition..."
Jason Howard-"I know you wanna come on laugh Al come on!"
Al Walters-"Well I'm not laughing. Honestly I don't condone what Pete did it was a purile prank he played on you..."
Jason Howard-"Tell the damn truth Al or ill have to kick your ass!Right now!"
Al Walters-"I'n not lying...honestly..."
Jason grabs Al by the throat and then nails him with a right hand. Al drops to the ground and Howard drags him into the bathroom! Howard takes Al into the cubicle and shoves him face first into the toilet...good thing he flushed!"
Jason then walks away as Walters splutters and gasps sounding like he's about to be physically sick!
David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv. I'm David Saturn with Neal Steal. As you can see we have been joined by a real tough guy in Jason Howard..."
Jason Howard-"Oh shut up he deserved it..."
David Saturn-"Deserved? It was uncalled for Walters was not laughing at you. Real tough aren't you beating up a guy like Al Walters..."
Jason Howard-"All those bastards backstage were laughing..."
David Saturn-"Some people laughed but Al is the most unbiased man I've ever me. He didn't laugh at you...yes some laughed including me. That does not excuse beating up innocent announcers...
Neal Steal-"Of course he was laughing! Everybody laughed at you Jason aside from myself. I was the only one who expressed any sympathy..."
Jason Howard-"Thanks Neal."
Neal Steal-"The same thing happened to me once. It was a disgusting prank by Pete and I hope you give him the ass kicking he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Enough ass kissing lets go to the ring...oh wait a moment..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Its Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"How nice of him to grace us with his presence. Wonder what sort of crap he is going to come out with this week...no offence intended Jason bit of a touchy subject for you right now isn't it?"
Jason Howard-"Ahh suck it!"
David Saturn-"That's original."
“Say Hello” begins to blast over the PA system, to which the crowd immediately responds with a chorus of boos.
Neal Steal- What a great surprise this is for us! The man who heroically conquered that monster Flammenkrieg at Ring of Rage.
David Saturn-Heroically? For God’s sake he hit the man with a damn baseball bat!
Jason Howard-"Here comes a true wrestler!"
The smile on Royal’s face is as arrogant as ever as he struts on to the stage. He stops at the top of the wrap and makes a waving motion with his arm, bringing out a wave of security much like the first time we saw him. He then arrogantly strides to the ring, jawing with fans every step of the way, the smile never leaving his face. He hops in the ring and demands a mic. The music cuts and Royal just stands in the ring, waiting for the boos and the ‘Royal sucks” chants to die down. Finally, they do, and he begins to speak.
Royal-"Now as you all know, I am an incredibly humble man."
Huge boos from the crowd.
David Saturn-"Yeah right!"
Royal-"I am a very humble man, therefore, I am not out here to say that I told you so. I’m not out here to rub it in your faces that I beat Flammenkrieg just like I said I would. I’m not out here to say that Flammenkrieg never even had a realistic chance at winning. No, I’m not out here to brag in any way whatsoever, even though I clearly have every right to stand in this ring for the rest of the show and list my accolades. Instead, I am out here to clear my name on the whole baseball bat incident. I want to say that I had nothing to do with that bat being lowered from the rafters. I had no knowledge that a bat would be lowered at any point during that match, nor at any point in that match did I need a bat. Sure, I used it, but that is neither here nor there. The point is this, I had nothing to do with the bat incident. All I know is it seems as if someone with power wants me to succeed, and that spells bad news for anybody who dares to stand in my way."
Royal’s music hits as a smirk creeps across his face that suggests he knows much more than he is letting on. He takes his time leaving the ring, once again jawing with fans the entire way to the back.
Neal Steal-"I knew Mr. Royal had nothing to do with that bat being lowered. He simply took advantage of the situation."
David Saturn-Oh shut up! Did you see his face? That smug son of a bitch knows exactly what is going on around here! He had everything to do with the lights going out and that bat being lowered, and he simply can’t hide forever! Let's just get on with the show to wash out the bad taste that man leaves in my mouth.
Jason Howard-"Can't a guy smile he obviously had nothing to do with it."
David Saturn-"You can shut up as well! We will be right back in a moment as Slick takes on 2 members of S.I.N!"
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Slick is shown in his locker room when he opens his door to find a gift basket.
He reads the card aloud, "From your friends at Sin"
He picks up a dvd, who's cover is blurred out. and reads it aloud.
Slick-"Rear Naked Choke...Man, I really hope old Rusty is trying to creep me out."
Slick throws the basket in the trash, without even looking at the rest of the contents. The camera follows a neon thong falling to the floor as the scene fades.
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"So Jason I hear you're debuting a new costume next week...wearing a diaper in the ring ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"That's not funny!"
Jason Howard-"Saturn you shut up youll be on my lawsuit papers..."
David Saturn-"What lawsuit papers? Slick getting a great reaction from this crowd as usual! I don't think anyone is more popular and that includes even Hell and Flammenkrieg!"
Slick enters to huge cheers as Rusty and Red have already been introduced during break. Randal charges forward first, Slick ducks a clothesline and delivers one to Rusty. Slick now pounding on Randal in the corner, Rusty charges forward and Slick sidesteps at the last second. Rusty crashes into Randal and then Slick whips Rusty into the opposite corner. Rusty charges from the corner but runs right into a flying elbow.
Jason Howard-"Slick making a mockery of these two just like what that fatty Pete did..."
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't have enjoyed being humiliated. However that was no reason to beat up Walters he did nothing wrong. He was nothing but respectful to you on commentary a few weeks back...Steal that was the week after you got your ass kicked by Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Jason Howard-"Neal dont answer him just ignore him like he and Al did to me..."
David Saturn-"What do you mean? Walters and myself you're referring to? We didn't ignore you...we were impressed actually it was nice to have a wrestler at ringside who focused on the match...guess we couldn't have been more wrong!"
Randal gets the same treatment as he charges at Slick from behind. Slick takes Rusty by the arm and begins to twist hard. Slick yanking on the arm and then knees Rusty in the ribs. Slick holds onto the arm and makes his way to the top rope. Rusty tries to pull Slick off but Slick kicks him in the face and comes off the top with a double axe handle.
David Saturn-"Was that the most desperate you have been for a poo in your whole life?"
Neal Steal-"You don't have to answer that disgusting question Jason..."
Jason Howard-No need I'm gonna be the better man and not reply..."
David Saturn-"I guess you're used to it with that IBS..."
Neal Steal-"Jason I admire your dignity. Saturn has IBS too he's just happy he isn't the only one..."
David Saturn-"You told that lie weeks ago...oh look at Carr distracting Slick there..."
Neal Steal-"Not Carr's fault Slop Doctor was distracted. Robert is perfectly entitled to watch this match from the rampway..."
ROBERT CARR suddenly appears at ringside and distracts Slick. Randal charges full speed into Slick who staggers out of the corner. Randal lifts Slick up…sit down powerbomb! Rusty bounces off the ropes and delivers an elbowdrop. Rusty pounds on Slick and holds him down for Randal who hits a legdrop. Cover by Randal…1,2…and Slick kicks out.
David Saturn-"Will you be taking a few bathroom breaks Jason...I know Hell needed one when he did commentary with that bad kidney he has..."
Neal Steal-"Don't you understand the severe bowel trauma Jason suffered last week?"
David Saturn-"Was there any bleeding too?"
Jason Howard-"Will you please shut the hell up! Or you will be bleeding!"
Carr is still watching on the ramp. Randal goes for another legdrop but Slick moves! Rusty comes in from behind and hits Slick in the back. Rusty whips Slick off the ropes, Slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a flying clothesline of his own as he bounces off the opposite side. Carr looks unimpressed and starts yelling.
David Saturn-"Carr having a fit here...kind of like you Jason rampaging backstage last week..."
Jason Howard-"How dare you!"
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of David for his rudeness Jason..."
David Saturn-"You don't do anything on my behalf!"
Rusty rammed head first into the turnbuckle and Slick then clotheslines Randal. He then turns his attention to Rusty again clotheslining him in the corner. Slick has to keep an eye on both men and does the same again to Randal. Same again for Rusty and Slick is on fire here! Slick goes to whip Randal into the ropes, reversed but as Slick bounces back he takes out Randal with a DDT!
David Saturn-"I wouldn't be too happy if I was one of Jason's opponents and he had a little accident in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Now you're going too far! Be quiet Saturn!"
Jason Howard-"That's it I'm about this close to kicking your ass!"
Rusty is whipped into the corner as he comes at Slick from behind. Rusty charges out and Slick lifts him up. Slick drops Rusty head first across the turnbuckle. Slick bounces off the ropes and takes out Rusty with a dropkick. Slick scoops Rusty up and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! Cover by Slick…1,2…3!!! Carr looks pissed on the ramp.
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
David Saturn-"Wow great win for Slick taking out 2 men! Should have called the match a bit more really instead of talking about laxative..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor taunting Carr there...show some sportsmanship!"
Slick taunts Carr from inside the ring but Randal attacks from behind. Sick whipped off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER to Randal! Slick goes to the outside causing Carr to retreat up the ramp. Slick moves the top half of the steel steps. Carr yells at Slick from the top of the ramp but is too cowardly to make a move.
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal. Show some respect!
David Saturn-"I don't know why he's not coming down...maybe he has to make a dash for the bathroom ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Stop it Saturn! Look at Slop he has no right to use that chair!"
David Saturn-"Well Randal should never have attacked him..."
Neal Steal-"He was quite rightly upset about Slick taunting Carr..."
Slick picks up a chair as Randal tries to attack from behind. Chair driven into Randal’s ribs and Slick then places the chair under Randal’s throat. Slick rams Randal into the steps (with the chair placed underneath the chin) and Randal clutches his throat in pain coughing up blood! It might have just been crushed!
David Saturn-"Better get some help out here..."
Neal Steal-"Just no need for this violence...I hoped Slop would tone it down a bit but he's still the same violent thug..."
Jason Howard-Come on kids are watching this show some damn respect and speaking of respect I lost all mine for you!"
Neal Steal-"How nice! Glad some others have family values..."
David Saturn-"Break coming up Jason better be quick if you need to use the toilet! Back in a moment..."
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VS
"The team of Daiki Tatsu and Red White Warrior are already in the ring following commercial...the music for Playboy Pete then plays! Pete comes onto the stage, gyrates and his women follow!"
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Well Jason here comes your mate Pete!"
Pete looks at Jason and starts to mock him. Jason stands up and begins yelling at Pete!"
Jason Howard-"Pete you son of a bitch when i get my hands on you I'm gonna rip you*bleep*head off!"
David Saturn-"Thought you had family values? So how can you use that kind of language? What a hypocrite!"
Neal Steal-"The kids will understand considering the severe provocation Jason has been given..."
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Flammenkrieg late as usual..."
David Saturn-"What are you talking about? You mean the odd incident when Flammenkrieg showed up late and Hell didn't make it...how mysterious. Can't imagine who might have had something to do with it..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal had nothing to do with that so shut up! Look at Flammenkrieg goes from a PPV main event to tagging with this oaf!"
Jason Howard-"I hope the men from China kick their asses!"
David Saturn-"Erm Japan? Does the Japanese flag not give it away Jason? Geography knowledge about as loose as your bowels..."
As Tatsu and Warrior discuss strategy on the apron Flammenkrieg and Pete charge from behind! Both men pulled into the ring and tossed to the canvas! Uppervut by Flammenkrieg to Warrior while Pete delivers a hard chop to Tatsu knocking him down. Tatsu looks like he is having an electric shock writhing on the mat. Pete laughs at his reaction while Flammenkrieg dumps Warrior face first across the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"At least Flammenkrieg is fighting with a broken hand I don't see Royal in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"See them attack from behind? They were not expecting it at all they have integrity and honor in Japan. As for Mr Royal it is a special treat for him to wrestle on TV we shouldn't spoil the fans! Look at pete he should have been apologising to you Jason not mocking you..."
Jason Howard-"I already expected this Pete has no respect for anything or anyone!"
Pete watches, nods his head and does exactly the same to Tatsu. Pete then splashes Warrior in the corner as Flammenkrieg watches on. Flammenkrieg then delivers a hard clothesline to Tatsu in the corner. Pete then places Tatsu on the top rope and it looks like he’s going for a suplex! Flammenkrieg looks surprised and so is everybody else as Pete delivers the top rope suplex!
Jason Howard-Really disappointed these are the best Japan can offer?"
David Saturn-"I have to agree for once. I would worry about the state of Japanese wrestling if this is the best they have..."
Neal Steal-"Good thing they are wearing masks to save their embarrassment...come on at least get a move in!"
David Saturn-"Wow what a superplex! Impressed Jason?"
Jason Howard-I am impressed I couldn't believe this fat tub of lard could move."
Neal Steal-"See how classy Jason is Saturn? Admitting he was impressed with that after what pete did to him!"
The biggest superplex in the world! Flammenkrieg looks impressed and then damn near decapitates Warrior with a boot to the face! Pete laughs as Flammenkrieg simply smirks. Flammenkrieg then goes to the top rope himself perhaps to show he’s mpre than capable of aerial moves as well. Warrior freezes in fear and tries to run but Pete blocks him!
Neal Steal-"Coward!"
David Saturn-"Even you went up to the ring and faced Flammenkrieg for goodness sake...still not like you had any choice!"
Neal Steal-"Just shut up about that! I would have defended myself but announcers should never put their hands on a wrestler..."
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha! You're delusional!"
Jason Howard-"Saturn shut up we have a match going on here..."
Top rope clothesline by Flammenkrieg! Tatsu then charges (at least he seems a little less cowardly than the so called Warrior) but Flammenkrieg delivers an uppercut with such force Tatsu flies over the top rope! Pete goes to the outside and throws Tatsu back over the top rope into the ring. Flammenkrieg grabs Warrior and delivers the DAS HOLLE TROPFEN!
At the same time Pete hits the PLAYBOY SHUFFLE! Both men make the cover…the crowd laugh as Flammenkrieg hooks the leg while Pete pins Tatsu with a single finger! 1,2…3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: FLAMMENKRIEG AND PLAYBOY PETE
Neal Steal-"Look at Flammenkrieg he hooked the leg as if he had wrestled 30 minutes!"
David Saturn-"He was showing a sense of humor...Flammenkrieg is such a serious competitor but he might as well have been facing a couple of punching bags. Nothing wrong with some fun in the circumstances...
Neal Steal-"Who was the legal man anyway?"
David Saturn-"Who cares? They both got the cover and its the first pinfall victory for Pete..."
Neal Steal-"Not if he wasn't the legal man though..."
Jason Howard-"That is true who knows if he was the one with the winning pinfall..."
Flammenkrieg shakes Pete's hand and go back up the ramp. Pete gyrates in the ring and turns towards Jason mocking him...suddenly several cops come down to ringside...Jason gets up and grabs a mic...
Jason Howard-"Haha Pete,ya see earlier today i tipped the cops about your hos working the street and how you are pimping them out. Hell one of them has HIV! So i hope you love spending a night in jail and also heres some advice.....dont drop the soap!Hahaha!"
Pete protests but the police handcuff him! Jason follows them waving at Pete as he is led away!
Neal Steal-"So not only is he an illegal pimp but he uses HIV afflicted prostitutes!"
David Saturn-"Well I'm not sure about the legality of Pete's escort service but I strongly doubt that HIV allegation..."
Neal Steal-"I wouldn't be surprised he has no morals at all!"
David Saturn-"Its just total bitterness from Howard. Pete will bail himself out I can guarantee that...he will be going one on one with Howard next week. Accusing him of using women with HIV...good grief!"
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From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
As Hell is introduced as he makes an appearance on the ramp Hell is dressed in black leather and wearing a bondage mask. Hell has a whip,a chain,a gag ball and a leash and collar with him also. The crowd looks on in awe as Hell stares into the cage where Tracy is already inside waiting.
David Saturn-"WHAT THE ......IS THAT HELL? DRESSED IN A LEATHER BONDAGE SUIT OF SORTS!"
Neal Steal-"HOLY CHRIST THIS IS A WRESTLING MATCH NOT SOME KIND OF PORN AUDITION! WHAT THE HELL DOES...HELL THINK HE IS DOING HERE TONIGHT!"
David Saturn-"I don't know but if you shut up for five minutes I think we are about to find out what this is all about!"
Hell takes a mic he has tucked into his pants and lifts it and begins speaking.
Hell-"Tracy Adkins you are one sick son of a bitch and since you like pain so much you are going to be the student and I am going to be your master and if it is pain you want it is pain you are going to get! You want to be whipped do you? Well I am going to whip your ass! You like chains do you? Well I am going to wrap this chain around my fist and smash it into your face till it bleeds. Then I am going to take this gag ball and shove it into your mouth and I will take this leash and collar and put it around your neck and I will drag you out of here like a dog!
Hell then drops the chain across the steps and enters the cage...
David Saturn-"I've heard cages described as the devil's playground...considering what Hell is capable of that may be an understatement! Are we going to call this match instead of moaning about laxatives and stuff...or is that too much to ask?"
Neal Steal-"Hard to take seriously when Hell is dressed like that. He looks ridiculous I bet Hell is into all that sick bondage stuff...
David Saturn-"Well Hell is certainly the last person i would have expected to come out dressed like this...still who knows what he gets up to in the bedroom!"
Jason Howard-"We really,really don't wanna know what he does..."
Hell stares menacingly at Tracy as the door is locked. Tracy to his credit does not back down in the face of the monster and charges at Hell. Hell blocks the charge, chokes Tracy by the neck and tosses Adkins into the corner turnbuckle. Hell charges and Tracy raises his elbow catching Hell in the face. Tracy now pounding on Hell with punches and kicks.
David Saturn-"Adkins is an absolute maniac. He once suspended Hell's daughter from the ceiling in a cage! Quite fitting that it has come to this really..."
Neal Steal-"Its called being aggressive you don't mind when Hell is pounding on people..."
Jason Howard-"You need to be agressive,you need to be mean if you expect to survive in this gruesome environment..."
David Saturn-"What like beating up innocent announcers?"
Adkins looks almost deranged as Hell slumps but remains on his feet. Tracy rushes to the opposite corner and begins to climb the cage. Hell follows and is so huge he can easily reach Tracy’s legs to pull him back down. Hell pulls Tracy from the cage wall one handed. Adkins falls to the mat, gets up and kicks Hell in the ribs. It has no impact and Hell simply smirks at Adkins.
Neal Steal-"The kidney Tracy! Go for the kidney!"
Jason Howard-"Yeah that would be a smart move if he has any hope to take down Hell..."
David Saturn-"GOOD GOD! What an uppercut!"
Another punch and Hell responds with an uppercut that almost decapitates Adkins. Stunned by the blow Tracy begins to crawl towards the door. Hell pulls Tracy back to the centre of the ring and kicks Adkins in the face. Hell then takes Adkins into the corner and chokes him which is entirely legal in a cage. Adkins has blood spurting out of his nose which may cause some trouble breathing through the nose.
David Saturn-"Adkins probably enjoys bleeding...the guys sick in the head. The stuff he came out with earlier this week was insane who would want to purposely bring out the worst in Hell?"
Jason Howard-"I really think Adkins should just give up Hells choking all the air out of him and that bloody nose isnt helping."
David Saturn-"It will take more than that Adkins is a lot of things but unlike you he's no crybaby..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Hell choking Tracy. He's 7 feet tall and has to resort to cheap tactics like that just because its legal..."
David Saturn-"Another uppercut...Adkins can't survive many more shots like that!"
Another uppercut and Adkins crumples to the ground. Hell chokes Adkins with his boot, lifts Adkins up and slams Tracy to the mat. Hell probably could have delivered a hellplex there but is clearly enjoying torturing Adkins…and Tracy is so sick he might even be enjoying it! Hell with a legdrop right across the neck. Adkins to his knees and crawls into the corner as Hell stalks him.
Neal Steal-"Tracy has beaten Hell before we know he can get the job done..."
David Saturn-"That was with outside interference...but who knows maybe he can get it done on his own...certainly one hell of a task..."
Jason Howard-"Adkins needs to use this cage to his advantage."
David Saturn-"I'm sure he would appreciate that valuable insight. Well not only is it a cage but Tracy has no allies in AWR right now...nobody to summon for help...
Hell with a punch, whips him into the ropes and launches Adkins into the air! Hellacious backdrop by Hell! Adkins makes a dive towards the door which is opened. Hell holds Tracy back and brings his elbow crashing down across Tracy’s nose. It looked broken before with the blood spurting out and it definitely will be now.
Jason Howard-"That's it stop the damn match his nose may be broken."
David Saturn-"A nosebleed is no reason to stop a match..."
Neal Steal-"Bet Hell gets a taste of blood anyway...can't expect anything less in cages...look out Tracy!"
The door is closed and Hell goes to launch Tracy like a missile head first into the cage. Tracy manages to stick out his hands and hold onto the cage. Tracy drops to his feet and Hell has his arm caught in the ropes. Tracy with shots to the ribs and a dropkick to the head. Hell is knocked down but gets straight to his feet with his back against the cage.
David Saturn-"This is where Tracy needs to use his quickness...not that Hell is a slow mover! One of the most agile 7 footers you could ever see..."
Jason Howard-"Yeah unlike fatty Pete..."
David Saturn-"Shut up about Pete! He is perfectly agile for his size..."
Tracy charges forward and crashes into Hell who is trapped between ropes and cage. Adkins goes to climb over the cage as Hell frees himself and punches Tracy in the back. Hell grabs Tracy by the legs and tries to pull him away. Hell is going for a powerbomb but Tracy blocks it by holding onto the cage. Tracy with an elbow to the head, another and drops to his feet.
David Saturn-"Tracy treated his own followers like animals in the past. He's institution worthy is Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"There's nothing wrong with his wrestling ability..."
David Saturn-"I never said there was you fool! I was commenting on his mental state are you deaf?"
Jason Howard-"That's the advantage Adkins has the mental state of his could be the thing that helps him win. Like i said you need to be aggressive..."
Several punches and Adkins then charges forward, Hell catches Adkins with his elbow and goes for a clothesline. Tracy ducks, kicks Hell in the ribs and delivers several knees to the chest. Neckbreaker by Adkins! He immediately goes to scale the cage. He gets both feet up to the top rope but Hell rises to his feet. Hell scales the cage in pursuit as Adkins gets one leg over.
Neal Steal-"They should have made the cage higher...its unfair that Hell has a reach advantage due to size..."
David Saturn-"Shut up Steal. There's no rules relating to body genetics Adkins has his strengths and Hell has is...if they were scaling opposite sides Tracy would probably be the quickest to escape...in a straight up brawl Hell would always be the winner..."
Jason Howard-I disagree haven't you seen the way Adkins is basically beating Hell,,,"
David Saturn-"No I can't say I have. Incredible balance...even harder for Hell to stay balanced at his body weight and height..."
Hell pulls Tracy back in and both men balance themselves on the top rope. Both men exchange punches as Tracy hangs onto the cage with one hand. Eventually Hell gets the better of the fistfight knocking Adkins to the mat. Hell does not climb over the cage though dropping back to the mat. Hell pulls Adkins up by the throat and delivers an uppercut.
Jason Howard-"Nice uppercut by Hell!"
David Saturn-"That's at least the 3rd uppercut that Hell has delivered...Adkins is finding it hard to avoid Hell's massive fists..."
Adkins crawls for the door but Hell traps him in the corner. Another uppercut but Adkins is tough enough to stay on his feet. Adkins whipped into the opposite corner and Hell follows up with a clothesline. Hell scoops Adkins up and throws Tracy back first into the cage. Adkins rises to his feet but on the wrong side of the ropes trapped against the cage.
Neal Steal-"Have to admire Tracy's guts for taking this match. There's virtually no room to avoid Hell..."
David Saturn-"He certainly possesses incredible toughness but I admire nothing about a coward who kidnaps young girls..."
Jason Howard-"But his toughness could kill him tonight."
Neal Steal-"Sure Hell's a lousy parent anyway his daughter was probably safer with Tracy..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Hell charges in with a big boot. There’s no room between the ropes and cage for Tracy to fall backwards or forwards. Hell delivers another big boot and Adkins falls sideways to the ground. Hell scoops Tracy up and throws him like a dart into the cage. We see a close up of Tracy’s face covered in blood now from the busted nose.
Neal Steal-"Bet Hell's enjoying this its sick..."
David Saturn-"Tracy might be enjoying it because he's even sicker. Nobody is claiming Hell is a pleasant individual but Adkins is warped..."
Hell with another boot choke and then shoves Adkins back into the corner. Several punches and kicks by Hell and another uppercut. Adkins again falls to the mat and Hell once again pulls him up by the arm. Whip into the ropes, Hell with momentum lifts Tracy up and delivers a backdrop. Hell goes to the top rope waiting for Adkins to get up again.
Jason Howard-"Could have done it better on timing..."
David Saturn-"Looks like he is timing it perfectly to me..."
Neal Steal-"Nobody knows Hell better than Tracy in this company...Tracy is simply biding his time Hell is too confident..."
David Saturn-"Well I can't understand why he's pulling Tracy up with him...must be come evil intention in mind..."
The moment he does Hell comes off with a flying clothesline! Hell then climbs the cage strangely pulling Adkins up with him. No idea what Hell was planning for Adkins there as Tracy pokes Hell in the eye. Both men balanced on the top rope again and Hell has his head rammed into the cage. Hell loses his balance and crotches himself on the ropes.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"You sound like a little kid Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Hell's just upset probably won't be able to do any of his sick bondage fetishes for a while! Ha ha ha ha! Might be out of commission ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-"Look what's happening he's climbing..."
Tracy quickly climbs and manages to get both legs over! Hell with incredible swiftness manages to grab Tracy by the arm! Tracy manages to get both feet across the top of the cage as Hell continues to climb. Tracy is now seated on the cage as Hell pounds on him.
David Saturn-"Oh my GOD surely not..."
Neal Steal-"You will kill him if you do that! Help Tracy someone, help him!"
Jason Howard-"No,no,no dont do this Hell!"
David Saturn-"Holy shit!"
Hell with both arms pulls Tracy to his feet and delivers a HELLPLEX from the top of the cage! Adkins BREAKS THROUGH THE MAT! The crowd are going completely berserk! The most incredible move we have seen in AWR so far! Hell goes towards the door but only as far as the steps.
Neal Steal-"Have you not done enough you sadist! Look what he's doing he should just escape and let it go..."
David Saturn-"Adkins has brought this on himself...he's the one who chose to restart this feud with Hell..."
Jason Howard-"Someone get a damn medic..."
David Saturn-"Going to need an whole army of medics! Tracy must be broken in half...never witnessed a move with that level of impact. Hell has chokeslammed people though the ring before but never with a move like that from such a high position..."
Hell grabs the chain, whip, leash, collar and ball. He attaches the collar and leash to Tracy and chokes him with the chain. While holding the chain and choking Tracy with one hand he uses the other to utilise the whip! Tracy screams as he is whipped (he may even be enjoying it) Hell drags Tracy through the door dropping to his feet before pulling Tracy out with him!
WINNER BY ESCAPING CAGE: HELL
Symbolically Hell shoves the ball into Tracy's mouth! Hell drags a motionless Adkins up the ramp as the crowd erupt with cheers!
David Saturn-"Talk about delivering on a promise!"
Jason Howard-"What a sick bastard!"
Neal Steal-"Don't think Adkins will take that treatment lightly...he will know exactly how to make Hell suffer..."
David Saturn-"If I was Adkins I would be happy just to walk again after that! Another chaotic show here tonight and we will see you next week live on CRASH Tv!"
LIVE!
EARLIER TONIGHT...
The scene cuts to an empty locker room...well aside from Al Walters it seems empty. We hear a toilet flush in the background and Jason Howard walks into the main locker area...
Al Walters-"Hello Jason just wondered if we could get a few words on what happened to you last week?"
Jason Howard-"I know your not here to talk about that bullcrap I know your here to laugh at me."
Al Walters-"I'm not laughing at you...what are you talking about?"
Jason Howard-"Didn't you know I was using the bathroom..wait your here to spy on me arent you?"
Al Walters-"I had no idea you were using the bathroom...we aren't spying on you!"
Jason Howard-"I bet you and Pete know i have IBS!"
Al Walters-"IBS? Well I don't think Pete knew you had that condition..."
Jason Howard-"I know you wanna come on laugh Al come on!"
Al Walters-"Well I'm not laughing. Honestly I don't condone what Pete did it was a purile prank he played on you..."
Jason Howard-"Tell the damn truth Al or ill have to kick your ass!Right now!"
Al Walters-"I'n not lying...honestly..."
Jason grabs Al by the throat and then nails him with a right hand. Al drops to the ground and Howard drags him into the bathroom! Howard takes Al into the cubicle and shoves him face first into the toilet...good thing he flushed!"
Jason then walks away as Walters splutters and gasps sounding like he's about to be physically sick!
COMMENTATORS
WITH
AND
David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv. I'm David Saturn with Neal Steal. As you can see we have been joined by a real tough guy in Jason Howard..."
Jason Howard-"Oh shut up he deserved it..."
David Saturn-"Deserved? It was uncalled for Walters was not laughing at you. Real tough aren't you beating up a guy like Al Walters..."
Jason Howard-"All those bastards backstage were laughing..."
David Saturn-"Some people laughed but Al is the most unbiased man I've ever me. He didn't laugh at you...yes some laughed including me. That does not excuse beating up innocent announcers...
Neal Steal-"Of course he was laughing! Everybody laughed at you Jason aside from myself. I was the only one who expressed any sympathy..."
Jason Howard-"Thanks Neal."
Neal Steal-"The same thing happened to me once. It was a disgusting prank by Pete and I hope you give him the ass kicking he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Enough ass kissing lets go to the ring...oh wait a moment..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Its Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"How nice of him to grace us with his presence. Wonder what sort of crap he is going to come out with this week...no offence intended Jason bit of a touchy subject for you right now isn't it?"
Jason Howard-"Ahh suck it!"
David Saturn-"That's original."
“Say Hello” begins to blast over the PA system, to which the crowd immediately responds with a chorus of boos.
Neal Steal- What a great surprise this is for us! The man who heroically conquered that monster Flammenkrieg at Ring of Rage.
David Saturn-Heroically? For God’s sake he hit the man with a damn baseball bat!
Jason Howard-"Here comes a true wrestler!"
The smile on Royal’s face is as arrogant as ever as he struts on to the stage. He stops at the top of the wrap and makes a waving motion with his arm, bringing out a wave of security much like the first time we saw him. He then arrogantly strides to the ring, jawing with fans every step of the way, the smile never leaving his face. He hops in the ring and demands a mic. The music cuts and Royal just stands in the ring, waiting for the boos and the ‘Royal sucks” chants to die down. Finally, they do, and he begins to speak.
Royal-"Now as you all know, I am an incredibly humble man."
Huge boos from the crowd.
David Saturn-"Yeah right!"
Royal-"I am a very humble man, therefore, I am not out here to say that I told you so. I’m not out here to rub it in your faces that I beat Flammenkrieg just like I said I would. I’m not out here to say that Flammenkrieg never even had a realistic chance at winning. No, I’m not out here to brag in any way whatsoever, even though I clearly have every right to stand in this ring for the rest of the show and list my accolades. Instead, I am out here to clear my name on the whole baseball bat incident. I want to say that I had nothing to do with that bat being lowered from the rafters. I had no knowledge that a bat would be lowered at any point during that match, nor at any point in that match did I need a bat. Sure, I used it, but that is neither here nor there. The point is this, I had nothing to do with the bat incident. All I know is it seems as if someone with power wants me to succeed, and that spells bad news for anybody who dares to stand in my way."
Royal’s music hits as a smirk creeps across his face that suggests he knows much more than he is letting on. He takes his time leaving the ring, once again jawing with fans the entire way to the back.
Neal Steal-"I knew Mr. Royal had nothing to do with that bat being lowered. He simply took advantage of the situation."
David Saturn-Oh shut up! Did you see his face? That smug son of a bitch knows exactly what is going on around here! He had everything to do with the lights going out and that bat being lowered, and he simply can’t hide forever! Let's just get on with the show to wash out the bad taste that man leaves in my mouth.
Jason Howard-"Can't a guy smile he obviously had nothing to do with it."
David Saturn-"You can shut up as well! We will be right back in a moment as Slick takes on 2 members of S.I.N!"
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SLICK DOCTOR SAYS
PLEASE...DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
Slick is shown in his locker room when he opens his door to find a gift basket.
He reads the card aloud, "From your friends at Sin"
He picks up a dvd, who's cover is blurred out. and reads it aloud.
Slick-"Rear Naked Choke...Man, I really hope old Rusty is trying to creep me out."
Slick throws the basket in the trash, without even looking at the rest of the contents. The camera follows a neon thong falling to the floor as the scene fades.
HANDICAP MATCH
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"So Jason I hear you're debuting a new costume next week...wearing a diaper in the ring ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"That's not funny!"
Jason Howard-"Saturn you shut up youll be on my lawsuit papers..."
David Saturn-"What lawsuit papers? Slick getting a great reaction from this crowd as usual! I don't think anyone is more popular and that includes even Hell and Flammenkrieg!"
Slick enters to huge cheers as Rusty and Red have already been introduced during break. Randal charges forward first, Slick ducks a clothesline and delivers one to Rusty. Slick now pounding on Randal in the corner, Rusty charges forward and Slick sidesteps at the last second. Rusty crashes into Randal and then Slick whips Rusty into the opposite corner. Rusty charges from the corner but runs right into a flying elbow.
Jason Howard-"Slick making a mockery of these two just like what that fatty Pete did..."
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't have enjoyed being humiliated. However that was no reason to beat up Walters he did nothing wrong. He was nothing but respectful to you on commentary a few weeks back...Steal that was the week after you got your ass kicked by Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Jason Howard-"Neal dont answer him just ignore him like he and Al did to me..."
David Saturn-"What do you mean? Walters and myself you're referring to? We didn't ignore you...we were impressed actually it was nice to have a wrestler at ringside who focused on the match...guess we couldn't have been more wrong!"
Randal gets the same treatment as he charges at Slick from behind. Slick takes Rusty by the arm and begins to twist hard. Slick yanking on the arm and then knees Rusty in the ribs. Slick holds onto the arm and makes his way to the top rope. Rusty tries to pull Slick off but Slick kicks him in the face and comes off the top with a double axe handle.
David Saturn-"Was that the most desperate you have been for a poo in your whole life?"
Neal Steal-"You don't have to answer that disgusting question Jason..."
Jason Howard-No need I'm gonna be the better man and not reply..."
David Saturn-"I guess you're used to it with that IBS..."
Neal Steal-"Jason I admire your dignity. Saturn has IBS too he's just happy he isn't the only one..."
David Saturn-"You told that lie weeks ago...oh look at Carr distracting Slick there..."
Neal Steal-"Not Carr's fault Slop Doctor was distracted. Robert is perfectly entitled to watch this match from the rampway..."
ROBERT CARR suddenly appears at ringside and distracts Slick. Randal charges full speed into Slick who staggers out of the corner. Randal lifts Slick up…sit down powerbomb! Rusty bounces off the ropes and delivers an elbowdrop. Rusty pounds on Slick and holds him down for Randal who hits a legdrop. Cover by Randal…1,2…and Slick kicks out.
David Saturn-"Will you be taking a few bathroom breaks Jason...I know Hell needed one when he did commentary with that bad kidney he has..."
Neal Steal-"Don't you understand the severe bowel trauma Jason suffered last week?"
David Saturn-"Was there any bleeding too?"
Jason Howard-"Will you please shut the hell up! Or you will be bleeding!"
Carr is still watching on the ramp. Randal goes for another legdrop but Slick moves! Rusty comes in from behind and hits Slick in the back. Rusty whips Slick off the ropes, Slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a flying clothesline of his own as he bounces off the opposite side. Carr looks unimpressed and starts yelling.
David Saturn-"Carr having a fit here...kind of like you Jason rampaging backstage last week..."
Jason Howard-"How dare you!"
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of David for his rudeness Jason..."
David Saturn-"You don't do anything on my behalf!"
Rusty rammed head first into the turnbuckle and Slick then clotheslines Randal. He then turns his attention to Rusty again clotheslining him in the corner. Slick has to keep an eye on both men and does the same again to Randal. Same again for Rusty and Slick is on fire here! Slick goes to whip Randal into the ropes, reversed but as Slick bounces back he takes out Randal with a DDT!
David Saturn-"I wouldn't be too happy if I was one of Jason's opponents and he had a little accident in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Now you're going too far! Be quiet Saturn!"
Jason Howard-"That's it I'm about this close to kicking your ass!"
Rusty is whipped into the corner as he comes at Slick from behind. Rusty charges out and Slick lifts him up. Slick drops Rusty head first across the turnbuckle. Slick bounces off the ropes and takes out Rusty with a dropkick. Slick scoops Rusty up and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! Cover by Slick…1,2…3!!! Carr looks pissed on the ramp.
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
David Saturn-"Wow great win for Slick taking out 2 men! Should have called the match a bit more really instead of talking about laxative..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop Doctor taunting Carr there...show some sportsmanship!"
Slick taunts Carr from inside the ring but Randal attacks from behind. Sick whipped off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER to Randal! Slick goes to the outside causing Carr to retreat up the ramp. Slick moves the top half of the steel steps. Carr yells at Slick from the top of the ramp but is too cowardly to make a move.
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal. Show some respect!
David Saturn-"I don't know why he's not coming down...maybe he has to make a dash for the bathroom ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Stop it Saturn! Look at Slop he has no right to use that chair!"
David Saturn-"Well Randal should never have attacked him..."
Neal Steal-"He was quite rightly upset about Slick taunting Carr..."
Slick picks up a chair as Randal tries to attack from behind. Chair driven into Randal’s ribs and Slick then places the chair under Randal’s throat. Slick rams Randal into the steps (with the chair placed underneath the chin) and Randal clutches his throat in pain coughing up blood! It might have just been crushed!
David Saturn-"Better get some help out here..."
Neal Steal-"Just no need for this violence...I hoped Slop would tone it down a bit but he's still the same violent thug..."
Jason Howard-Come on kids are watching this show some damn respect and speaking of respect I lost all mine for you!"
Neal Steal-"How nice! Glad some others have family values..."
David Saturn-"Break coming up Jason better be quick if you need to use the toilet! Back in a moment..."
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TAG TEAM MATCH
VS
"The team of Daiki Tatsu and Red White Warrior are already in the ring following commercial...the music for Playboy Pete then plays! Pete comes onto the stage, gyrates and his women follow!"
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
David Saturn-"Well Jason here comes your mate Pete!"
Pete looks at Jason and starts to mock him. Jason stands up and begins yelling at Pete!"
Jason Howard-"Pete you son of a bitch when i get my hands on you I'm gonna rip you*bleep*head off!"
David Saturn-"Thought you had family values? So how can you use that kind of language? What a hypocrite!"
Neal Steal-"The kids will understand considering the severe provocation Jason has been given..."
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
Neal Steal-"Flammenkrieg late as usual..."
David Saturn-"What are you talking about? You mean the odd incident when Flammenkrieg showed up late and Hell didn't make it...how mysterious. Can't imagine who might have had something to do with it..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal had nothing to do with that so shut up! Look at Flammenkrieg goes from a PPV main event to tagging with this oaf!"
Jason Howard-"I hope the men from China kick their asses!"
David Saturn-"Erm Japan? Does the Japanese flag not give it away Jason? Geography knowledge about as loose as your bowels..."
As Tatsu and Warrior discuss strategy on the apron Flammenkrieg and Pete charge from behind! Both men pulled into the ring and tossed to the canvas! Uppervut by Flammenkrieg to Warrior while Pete delivers a hard chop to Tatsu knocking him down. Tatsu looks like he is having an electric shock writhing on the mat. Pete laughs at his reaction while Flammenkrieg dumps Warrior face first across the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"At least Flammenkrieg is fighting with a broken hand I don't see Royal in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"See them attack from behind? They were not expecting it at all they have integrity and honor in Japan. As for Mr Royal it is a special treat for him to wrestle on TV we shouldn't spoil the fans! Look at pete he should have been apologising to you Jason not mocking you..."
Jason Howard-"I already expected this Pete has no respect for anything or anyone!"
Pete watches, nods his head and does exactly the same to Tatsu. Pete then splashes Warrior in the corner as Flammenkrieg watches on. Flammenkrieg then delivers a hard clothesline to Tatsu in the corner. Pete then places Tatsu on the top rope and it looks like he’s going for a suplex! Flammenkrieg looks surprised and so is everybody else as Pete delivers the top rope suplex!
Jason Howard-Really disappointed these are the best Japan can offer?"
David Saturn-"I have to agree for once. I would worry about the state of Japanese wrestling if this is the best they have..."
Neal Steal-"Good thing they are wearing masks to save their embarrassment...come on at least get a move in!"
David Saturn-"Wow what a superplex! Impressed Jason?"
Jason Howard-I am impressed I couldn't believe this fat tub of lard could move."
Neal Steal-"See how classy Jason is Saturn? Admitting he was impressed with that after what pete did to him!"
The biggest superplex in the world! Flammenkrieg looks impressed and then damn near decapitates Warrior with a boot to the face! Pete laughs as Flammenkrieg simply smirks. Flammenkrieg then goes to the top rope himself perhaps to show he’s mpre than capable of aerial moves as well. Warrior freezes in fear and tries to run but Pete blocks him!
Neal Steal-"Coward!"
David Saturn-"Even you went up to the ring and faced Flammenkrieg for goodness sake...still not like you had any choice!"
Neal Steal-"Just shut up about that! I would have defended myself but announcers should never put their hands on a wrestler..."
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha! You're delusional!"
Jason Howard-"Saturn shut up we have a match going on here..."
Top rope clothesline by Flammenkrieg! Tatsu then charges (at least he seems a little less cowardly than the so called Warrior) but Flammenkrieg delivers an uppercut with such force Tatsu flies over the top rope! Pete goes to the outside and throws Tatsu back over the top rope into the ring. Flammenkrieg grabs Warrior and delivers the DAS HOLLE TROPFEN!
At the same time Pete hits the PLAYBOY SHUFFLE! Both men make the cover…the crowd laugh as Flammenkrieg hooks the leg while Pete pins Tatsu with a single finger! 1,2…3!!!
WINNERS BY PINFALL: FLAMMENKRIEG AND PLAYBOY PETE
Neal Steal-"Look at Flammenkrieg he hooked the leg as if he had wrestled 30 minutes!"
David Saturn-"He was showing a sense of humor...Flammenkrieg is such a serious competitor but he might as well have been facing a couple of punching bags. Nothing wrong with some fun in the circumstances...
Neal Steal-"Who was the legal man anyway?"
David Saturn-"Who cares? They both got the cover and its the first pinfall victory for Pete..."
Neal Steal-"Not if he wasn't the legal man though..."
Jason Howard-"That is true who knows if he was the one with the winning pinfall..."
Flammenkrieg shakes Pete's hand and go back up the ramp. Pete gyrates in the ring and turns towards Jason mocking him...suddenly several cops come down to ringside...Jason gets up and grabs a mic...
Jason Howard-"Haha Pete,ya see earlier today i tipped the cops about your hos working the street and how you are pimping them out. Hell one of them has HIV! So i hope you love spending a night in jail and also heres some advice.....dont drop the soap!Hahaha!"
Pete protests but the police handcuff him! Jason follows them waving at Pete as he is led away!
Neal Steal-"So not only is he an illegal pimp but he uses HIV afflicted prostitutes!"
David Saturn-"Well I'm not sure about the legality of Pete's escort service but I strongly doubt that HIV allegation..."
Neal Steal-"I wouldn't be surprised he has no morals at all!"
David Saturn-"Its just total bitterness from Howard. Pete will bail himself out I can guarantee that...he will be going one on one with Howard next week. Accusing him of using women with HIV...good grief!"
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WHEN YOU GOTTA GO!
YOU GOTTA GO WITH EXLAX!
YOU GOTTA GO WITH EXLAX!
(not suitable for sufferers of IBS may have severe overdose effects)
MAIN EVENT
STEEL CAGE MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH
VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
As Hell is introduced as he makes an appearance on the ramp Hell is dressed in black leather and wearing a bondage mask. Hell has a whip,a chain,a gag ball and a leash and collar with him also. The crowd looks on in awe as Hell stares into the cage where Tracy is already inside waiting.
David Saturn-"WHAT THE ......IS THAT HELL? DRESSED IN A LEATHER BONDAGE SUIT OF SORTS!"
Neal Steal-"HOLY CHRIST THIS IS A WRESTLING MATCH NOT SOME KIND OF PORN AUDITION! WHAT THE HELL DOES...HELL THINK HE IS DOING HERE TONIGHT!"
David Saturn-"I don't know but if you shut up for five minutes I think we are about to find out what this is all about!"
Hell takes a mic he has tucked into his pants and lifts it and begins speaking.
Hell-"Tracy Adkins you are one sick son of a bitch and since you like pain so much you are going to be the student and I am going to be your master and if it is pain you want it is pain you are going to get! You want to be whipped do you? Well I am going to whip your ass! You like chains do you? Well I am going to wrap this chain around my fist and smash it into your face till it bleeds. Then I am going to take this gag ball and shove it into your mouth and I will take this leash and collar and put it around your neck and I will drag you out of here like a dog!
Hell then drops the chain across the steps and enters the cage...
David Saturn-"I've heard cages described as the devil's playground...considering what Hell is capable of that may be an understatement! Are we going to call this match instead of moaning about laxatives and stuff...or is that too much to ask?"
Neal Steal-"Hard to take seriously when Hell is dressed like that. He looks ridiculous I bet Hell is into all that sick bondage stuff...
David Saturn-"Well Hell is certainly the last person i would have expected to come out dressed like this...still who knows what he gets up to in the bedroom!"
Jason Howard-"We really,really don't wanna know what he does..."
Hell stares menacingly at Tracy as the door is locked. Tracy to his credit does not back down in the face of the monster and charges at Hell. Hell blocks the charge, chokes Tracy by the neck and tosses Adkins into the corner turnbuckle. Hell charges and Tracy raises his elbow catching Hell in the face. Tracy now pounding on Hell with punches and kicks.
David Saturn-"Adkins is an absolute maniac. He once suspended Hell's daughter from the ceiling in a cage! Quite fitting that it has come to this really..."
Neal Steal-"Its called being aggressive you don't mind when Hell is pounding on people..."
Jason Howard-"You need to be agressive,you need to be mean if you expect to survive in this gruesome environment..."
David Saturn-"What like beating up innocent announcers?"
Adkins looks almost deranged as Hell slumps but remains on his feet. Tracy rushes to the opposite corner and begins to climb the cage. Hell follows and is so huge he can easily reach Tracy’s legs to pull him back down. Hell pulls Tracy from the cage wall one handed. Adkins falls to the mat, gets up and kicks Hell in the ribs. It has no impact and Hell simply smirks at Adkins.
Neal Steal-"The kidney Tracy! Go for the kidney!"
Jason Howard-"Yeah that would be a smart move if he has any hope to take down Hell..."
David Saturn-"GOOD GOD! What an uppercut!"
Another punch and Hell responds with an uppercut that almost decapitates Adkins. Stunned by the blow Tracy begins to crawl towards the door. Hell pulls Tracy back to the centre of the ring and kicks Adkins in the face. Hell then takes Adkins into the corner and chokes him which is entirely legal in a cage. Adkins has blood spurting out of his nose which may cause some trouble breathing through the nose.
David Saturn-"Adkins probably enjoys bleeding...the guys sick in the head. The stuff he came out with earlier this week was insane who would want to purposely bring out the worst in Hell?"
Jason Howard-"I really think Adkins should just give up Hells choking all the air out of him and that bloody nose isnt helping."
David Saturn-"It will take more than that Adkins is a lot of things but unlike you he's no crybaby..."
Neal Steal-"Look at Hell choking Tracy. He's 7 feet tall and has to resort to cheap tactics like that just because its legal..."
David Saturn-"Another uppercut...Adkins can't survive many more shots like that!"
Another uppercut and Adkins crumples to the ground. Hell chokes Adkins with his boot, lifts Adkins up and slams Tracy to the mat. Hell probably could have delivered a hellplex there but is clearly enjoying torturing Adkins…and Tracy is so sick he might even be enjoying it! Hell with a legdrop right across the neck. Adkins to his knees and crawls into the corner as Hell stalks him.
Neal Steal-"Tracy has beaten Hell before we know he can get the job done..."
David Saturn-"That was with outside interference...but who knows maybe he can get it done on his own...certainly one hell of a task..."
Jason Howard-"Adkins needs to use this cage to his advantage."
David Saturn-"I'm sure he would appreciate that valuable insight. Well not only is it a cage but Tracy has no allies in AWR right now...nobody to summon for help...
Hell with a punch, whips him into the ropes and launches Adkins into the air! Hellacious backdrop by Hell! Adkins makes a dive towards the door which is opened. Hell holds Tracy back and brings his elbow crashing down across Tracy’s nose. It looked broken before with the blood spurting out and it definitely will be now.
Jason Howard-"That's it stop the damn match his nose may be broken."
David Saturn-"A nosebleed is no reason to stop a match..."
Neal Steal-"Bet Hell gets a taste of blood anyway...can't expect anything less in cages...look out Tracy!"
The door is closed and Hell goes to launch Tracy like a missile head first into the cage. Tracy manages to stick out his hands and hold onto the cage. Tracy drops to his feet and Hell has his arm caught in the ropes. Tracy with shots to the ribs and a dropkick to the head. Hell is knocked down but gets straight to his feet with his back against the cage.
David Saturn-"This is where Tracy needs to use his quickness...not that Hell is a slow mover! One of the most agile 7 footers you could ever see..."
Jason Howard-"Yeah unlike fatty Pete..."
David Saturn-"Shut up about Pete! He is perfectly agile for his size..."
Tracy charges forward and crashes into Hell who is trapped between ropes and cage. Adkins goes to climb over the cage as Hell frees himself and punches Tracy in the back. Hell grabs Tracy by the legs and tries to pull him away. Hell is going for a powerbomb but Tracy blocks it by holding onto the cage. Tracy with an elbow to the head, another and drops to his feet.
David Saturn-"Tracy treated his own followers like animals in the past. He's institution worthy is Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"There's nothing wrong with his wrestling ability..."
David Saturn-"I never said there was you fool! I was commenting on his mental state are you deaf?"
Jason Howard-"That's the advantage Adkins has the mental state of his could be the thing that helps him win. Like i said you need to be aggressive..."
Several punches and Adkins then charges forward, Hell catches Adkins with his elbow and goes for a clothesline. Tracy ducks, kicks Hell in the ribs and delivers several knees to the chest. Neckbreaker by Adkins! He immediately goes to scale the cage. He gets both feet up to the top rope but Hell rises to his feet. Hell scales the cage in pursuit as Adkins gets one leg over.
Neal Steal-"They should have made the cage higher...its unfair that Hell has a reach advantage due to size..."
David Saturn-"Shut up Steal. There's no rules relating to body genetics Adkins has his strengths and Hell has is...if they were scaling opposite sides Tracy would probably be the quickest to escape...in a straight up brawl Hell would always be the winner..."
Jason Howard-I disagree haven't you seen the way Adkins is basically beating Hell,,,"
David Saturn-"No I can't say I have. Incredible balance...even harder for Hell to stay balanced at his body weight and height..."
Hell pulls Tracy back in and both men balance themselves on the top rope. Both men exchange punches as Tracy hangs onto the cage with one hand. Eventually Hell gets the better of the fistfight knocking Adkins to the mat. Hell does not climb over the cage though dropping back to the mat. Hell pulls Adkins up by the throat and delivers an uppercut.
Jason Howard-"Nice uppercut by Hell!"
David Saturn-"That's at least the 3rd uppercut that Hell has delivered...Adkins is finding it hard to avoid Hell's massive fists..."
Adkins crawls for the door but Hell traps him in the corner. Another uppercut but Adkins is tough enough to stay on his feet. Adkins whipped into the opposite corner and Hell follows up with a clothesline. Hell scoops Adkins up and throws Tracy back first into the cage. Adkins rises to his feet but on the wrong side of the ropes trapped against the cage.
Neal Steal-"Have to admire Tracy's guts for taking this match. There's virtually no room to avoid Hell..."
David Saturn-"He certainly possesses incredible toughness but I admire nothing about a coward who kidnaps young girls..."
Jason Howard-"But his toughness could kill him tonight."
Neal Steal-"Sure Hell's a lousy parent anyway his daughter was probably safer with Tracy..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Hell charges in with a big boot. There’s no room between the ropes and cage for Tracy to fall backwards or forwards. Hell delivers another big boot and Adkins falls sideways to the ground. Hell scoops Tracy up and throws him like a dart into the cage. We see a close up of Tracy’s face covered in blood now from the busted nose.
Neal Steal-"Bet Hell's enjoying this its sick..."
David Saturn-"Tracy might be enjoying it because he's even sicker. Nobody is claiming Hell is a pleasant individual but Adkins is warped..."
Hell with another boot choke and then shoves Adkins back into the corner. Several punches and kicks by Hell and another uppercut. Adkins again falls to the mat and Hell once again pulls him up by the arm. Whip into the ropes, Hell with momentum lifts Tracy up and delivers a backdrop. Hell goes to the top rope waiting for Adkins to get up again.
Jason Howard-"Could have done it better on timing..."
David Saturn-"Looks like he is timing it perfectly to me..."
Neal Steal-"Nobody knows Hell better than Tracy in this company...Tracy is simply biding his time Hell is too confident..."
David Saturn-"Well I can't understand why he's pulling Tracy up with him...must be come evil intention in mind..."
The moment he does Hell comes off with a flying clothesline! Hell then climbs the cage strangely pulling Adkins up with him. No idea what Hell was planning for Adkins there as Tracy pokes Hell in the eye. Both men balanced on the top rope again and Hell has his head rammed into the cage. Hell loses his balance and crotches himself on the ropes.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"You sound like a little kid Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Hell's just upset probably won't be able to do any of his sick bondage fetishes for a while! Ha ha ha ha! Might be out of commission ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-"Look what's happening he's climbing..."
Tracy quickly climbs and manages to get both legs over! Hell with incredible swiftness manages to grab Tracy by the arm! Tracy manages to get both feet across the top of the cage as Hell continues to climb. Tracy is now seated on the cage as Hell pounds on him.
David Saturn-"Oh my GOD surely not..."
Neal Steal-"You will kill him if you do that! Help Tracy someone, help him!"
Jason Howard-"No,no,no dont do this Hell!"
David Saturn-"Holy shit!"
Hell with both arms pulls Tracy to his feet and delivers a HELLPLEX from the top of the cage! Adkins BREAKS THROUGH THE MAT! The crowd are going completely berserk! The most incredible move we have seen in AWR so far! Hell goes towards the door but only as far as the steps.
Neal Steal-"Have you not done enough you sadist! Look what he's doing he should just escape and let it go..."
David Saturn-"Adkins has brought this on himself...he's the one who chose to restart this feud with Hell..."
Jason Howard-"Someone get a damn medic..."
David Saturn-"Going to need an whole army of medics! Tracy must be broken in half...never witnessed a move with that level of impact. Hell has chokeslammed people though the ring before but never with a move like that from such a high position..."
Hell grabs the chain, whip, leash, collar and ball. He attaches the collar and leash to Tracy and chokes him with the chain. While holding the chain and choking Tracy with one hand he uses the other to utilise the whip! Tracy screams as he is whipped (he may even be enjoying it) Hell drags Tracy through the door dropping to his feet before pulling Tracy out with him!
WINNER BY ESCAPING CAGE: HELL
Symbolically Hell shoves the ball into Tracy's mouth! Hell drags a motionless Adkins up the ramp as the crowd erupt with cheers!
David Saturn-"Talk about delivering on a promise!"
Jason Howard-"What a sick bastard!"
Neal Steal-"Don't think Adkins will take that treatment lightly...he will know exactly how to make Hell suffer..."
David Saturn-"If I was Adkins I would be happy just to walk again after that! Another chaotic show here tonight and we will see you next week live on CRASH Tv!"