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Post by Jason Skilled on Oct 11, 2011 20:01:07 GMT -4
The camera begins to apear as you see twenty five very obese people lifting weights in the gym as you see Jason finally apear.
Jason-Hi as you all know im Jason Howard the "Extreme Athlete"And see im here at the Biggest Loser which will be airing a new episode in less then ten minutes.
He then pokes one of the contestants as they turn around.
Jason-Do you mind if i ask you something?
Contestant-Sure why not.
Jason-Why are you here at the Biggest Loser?
Contestant-Well a few weeks ago while i was watching AWR on TV and there was this guy named Playboy Pete he was really really fat man couldnt move and thats when i realised i was becoming someone like him and i knew i had to enter.
Well i asked all the contestants and 59% said they joined because of Pete.That is just wow.
A clip of a person dressed as Pete was running and every five steps he would stop and breathe heavily.
That is how that man moves and i just wanna say Pete if you wanna not die before the age of thirty and not die a virgin please for the love of god...stop with those Ho hos!Haha Pete you actually think you can beat me?You cant even do a proper Suplex let alone beat a former world champion haha see you Biggest Losers on!
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Post by Playboy Pete Rosey on Oct 11, 2011 21:17:01 GMT -4
As Playboy Pete sits at home watching the Jason Howard promo he begins to laugh. This week Pete has a beautiful Red head on his right and a beautiful brunette on his left side. The red head speaks up.
(Red) What is so funny Pete baby? Jason Howard just made fun of you and you think it is funny?
(Playboy Pete) Hahahaha....No baby dats not what be funny. I be thinking all week long DAT Jason A Howard be somebody important and it jus now dawn all oveah me.
(Red) You think Jason Howard is someone important? Are you on perks?
(Playboy Pete) NO NO baby but now i know where i sees Jason A Howard before. I am sure he plays Shitty...on DA tralor park boys. HAHAHAHAHA....GET BABY SHITTY...TRAILOR PARK BOYS.
The Red head and brunette break up laughing with Playboy and after they have had a good laugh at Jason Howard's expense Playboy continues his promo!
(Playboy Pete) Jason A Howard i be listening ta yo really good. Now i heah yo making fun o Playboy last week saying how DA man caint Toke and dis week yo be saying how Playboy gonna die a virgin but listen up now heah Howard son DA way i saw you walking last week Howard DA Playboy would jus have ta say yo was not walking like yo is a virgin no sir i would say yo is no virgin at all. HAHAHAHAHAHA.........
As the promo continues Play boy also continues to poke jokes at Jason.
(Playboy Pete) Jason A Howard I gonna tell yo something right now old son if n yo think dat yo going ta be walking all oveah Da old Playboy den all a can say is dat yo must be full o shit! HAHAHAHAHA........ Jason A Howard Playboy jus gonna end dis promo wit dis baby........i am gonna kick yo ass all da way to DA baffroom next week.
The scene starts to fade away as we can hear Playboy and his babes laughing at Jason Howard.
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Post by Jason Skilled on Oct 17, 2011 21:24:16 GMT -4
The camera seems to fade into Jason Howards house as he is in a robe and smoking a pipe he then notices the camera and says
Jason:Oh hi there didnt notice you there,i am The Extreme Athlete Jason Howard many of you have been waiting for me to reply to Pete's shoot about me well i really can't when i can't understand what he is saying.He obviously dropped out of school.And thats what makes me mad i came here to give AWR a little class but then comes this dirty,foul mouthed,pimp,thug whatever.This guy has'nt even got a pinfall win yet,hes a bug and im about to exterminate him.
He then pounds his foot on the floor.
So tommorow im gonna roll you all the way to my victory.This is a competition and i will beat you*moves closer to the camera*....or die...trying....*the camera slowly fades to darkness*
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