Post by Rusty Axel on Oct 13, 2011 12:52:38 GMT -4
As Camera's light up in the dressing room of Rusty Axel he prepares to do a live promo.
(RUSTY AXEL) OK are you guys almost ready with this i have other important things too do you.
One of the camera crew speaks under his breath.
[glow=red,2,300](Crew Member) Other important things...he must mean getting drunk.[/glow]
Once the camera is in position Rusty is notafied.
(Rusty Axel) Well howdy everyone this is Rusty Axel here speaking at you. I bet all you dumb ass pig farmers and half wit retards are lining up to buy tickets for Crash this week because old Rusty knows exactly what your all thinking. I know your thinking that Old Rusty is going to lose one more time to that William flameproof kaast (Saying Wilhelm's name wrong on purpose) Yeah i neat you are but you go right ahead and you think that.
Rusty stops and grabs a beer bottle half empty and swigs it down, He whips his lips and seems to enjoy the taste and begins speaking again.
(Rusty Axel) Listen up William and listen up real good here. Old Rusty saw you smile when we signed that contract at the beginning of the week. Oh yes and i could actually read your mind. I know you was thinking to yourself here is another easy victory but don't go betting the farm on it William...not this time.
Rusty looks like he means business.
(Rusty Axel) Things are like this William . I have been around a long long time and for the last fifteen years old Rusty hear had to job so that guys like yourself could be made too look good but William that is not going to be the case this time. You know i am actually the real unsung hero because i am the guy that makes people like randy Orton,The Rock,John Cena,and other big names look like they are something else that is special. You see i go in the ring and i pull off a move or two, then i allow those guys to beat me up and do their Fancy moves and finishers. At the end of the match William every is saying wow did you see that Orton just destroyed Rusty Axel. One thing through all of that still stands out in the end. Orton destroyed Rusty Axel. Well William i know your not smart enough to figure it out but weather i got destroyed or not jobbing in those matches people still said my name. Orton destroyed Rusty Axel. See that is the key to it all right there and no matter what the outcome people still know the name Rusty Axel. [/color]
Rusty smirks.
(Rusty Axel) William this time be prepared for a fight because this time when you hit old Rusty he will be hitting you back. It isn't about over rating guys like Orton anymore William this time its about old Rusty and you had better be ready William because old Rusty will not be jobbing on this night no sir he won't. See you on Crash William. WHERES MY BEER?
As Rusty grabs for another beer the scene ends.