Post by Red Randal on Oct 24, 2011 22:28:09 GMT -4
Scene opens in the dressing room of Red Randal as he just finishes watching the second of two promos done by Rattlesnake. Red smirks a bit and shakes his head and rolls his eyes in a cross eyed look. Red turns his attention to the camera and begins speaking as if he is talking to the people watching at home.
(Red Randal) Holy Christ above Rattlesnake must be drunk again! That Promo didn't make one bit of sense. By the way i haven't seen hide nor hair from his partners either. Not one promo from Slick or Kaast.
Red chuckles a bit.
(Red Randal) Slick is probably drunk somewhere again. More then likely passed out at Snakes house. I heard a rumor too. I heard that Kaast and Slick have been going to Snakes house and banging Snakes mother. I mean it is just a rumor but knowing Slick like i do i think it might be true. With Kaast i don't know but he could be too.Slick i know you like them older but isn't one hundred and one a bit old for you. My god i saw Snakes mother and she has a face that not even her own mother would love. Tits too that sag down past her belly button. Got an ass on her like a bull too. I even heard they all got drunk together last week and pulled a train on her and Snake was involved too. Rattle snake you are one sick mother fucker. HAHAHAHA....get it...motherfucker!
Red laughs at the expense of Slick,Kaast and Rattlesnake.
Red Randal) I even heard that Rattlesnakes mother said that Slick had soulful eyes. Personally i think that was the look of drunkenness She was asked what she liked best about Kaast and its rumored she said she loved to watch him walk away but if you ask me i think she was really trying to call him and ass. She was asked to comment on her son Rattlesnake and all she could say was, i washed that little thing of his when it was a baby and it still looks the same now as it did then. LITTLE!
Then Red begins to smile.
Red Randal) See SIN has to fight a mother fucker named Rattlesnake, a drunk called Slick Doctor who should have probably been a gynecologist and a mother stealing ass named William Kaast. Thats right right, William. You can save that Wilhelm shit for your own country brother because over here your just William. This week the three big bad wolfs are going to beat and defeat the three little pigs. See you in the ring you twisted perverts.
With that the scene switches.