Post by crashtv on Oct 25, 2011 20:55:50 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #10
LIVE!
The night opens as a limo pulls up into the parking lot. Hell appears and begins pounding on the doors! Hell climbs onto the top and reaches in pulling Anthony Royal up through the sunroof! Hell begins to choke Royal who makes a desperate attempt to break free. Hell punches Royal several times and goes for a CHOKESLAM right on top of the limo! Royal manages to slip away and runs through the parking lot into the arena yelling for his security guards. Hell leaps to the ground and enters the building...
David Saturn-"Well will that be a sign of things to come? An incredible amount of chaos last week and there promises to be more tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Pathetic cowardice shown there by Hell he's clearly running scared with such actions..."
Jason Howard-How cowardly a hit and run.
David Saturn-"Looked like Royal was doing all the running to me. Tonight we will see...oh wait here comes Hell now!"
Hell walks out on the stage holding a Mic in his hand. The settles down to a quiet hush.
David Saturn-"Well here comes Hell and he looks like he has something on his mind."
Neal Steal-"OH great! I suppose he is going to cry about what happened to him on Crash last week. I bet he is going to say he can't compete against Mr Royal tonight because he is hurt but I know he is scared of Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"I doubt he is scared of anyone and why don't you shut up and we will be able to hear what Hell has to say."
Hell raises the Mic and begins speaking
Hell: "Last week sin showed their true colors and just what they stand for. Tracy Adkins also showed to the world that he is nothing more then a tyrant and a pawn that not even his own mother can trust. Tracy we are far from finished but that is going to be another time. . Now that brings me to you Anthony Royal. For weeks you were coming out to the ring and attacking people while you kept your indemnity concealed. Then Anthony Royal you choose to make the one mistake everyone makes. You decided that you would attack me instead of asking me face to face for a match. In case you are clueless Anthony all you had to do was i ask!"
Hell: Anthony Royal you must be insane. You have no idea who or what I am about. In fact the entire world knows nothing that i am capable of doing. I have only shown but a fraction of my Dark side and a few of my in ring talents. When the time is at hand you will all sit there with your jaws on your chest and your hearts pounding with excitement. I may have talent but I also have a very very dark side as you will experience tonight!
Hell:"Anthony Royal. I will both shock and amaze you with my talents but i will also leave you all in awe as I display my dark side. I had wished to share my talents and abilities with all of you but since people like Robert Carr and all his followers and people like you Anthony Royal plus that ass sniffer Neal Steal all refuse me and don't want to give me a chance there is only one final Destination for any that stand on my road back to glory."
Hell: "There will only be one possible outcome…….. YOU WILL BE DOMINATED AS ANTHONY ROYAL WILL BE TONIGHT AT MY HANDS!"
Hell tosses the Mic down and as he leaves the lights begin to flicker off and on.
Jason Howard-Strong words by Hell.
David Saturn-"That is creepy when he does that."
Neal Steal-Everything about that man sends shivers up my spine.
David Saturn-Imagine that.
Neal Steal-"WHAT....?"
David Saturn-You having a back bone. YOU NEED A SPINE TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE! Well were are going to get straight to the action.
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
The crowd erupt with cheers for Rattlesnake, Flammenkrieg and especially Slick Doctor.
Making their way to the ring...Red Randal, Rusty Axel and Tracy Adkins...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Referees at ringside here...2 extra ambulances on standby tonight as well. AWR officials expecting the worst..."
Neal Steal-"I can't believe Flammenkrieg still brought that gun to the ring! I would have thought he learnt his lesson last week about the dangers that weapons poses..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Flammenkrieg has a bandage covering part of his face there...very lucky that fireball did not catch him in the eye..."
Neal Steal-"Yes he already had his lights put out by Mr Royal he didn't need that as well! Ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-What he needs is a ass kicking...
Several referees are at ringside as SIN make their way into the ring. No doubt to try and make sure an all out brawl does not erupt before the bell even rings. Rattlesnake and Randal start things off inside the ring. Randal charges, duck by Rattlesnake and he lets loose with a flurry of punches. Rattlesnake goes to whip Randal into the ropes but Randal blocks and nails Rattlesnake with a short arm clothesline.
David Saturn-"Highly insightful comments by Randal earlier this week. Nobody has ever called Slick a drunk, insulted people's mothers right..."
Jason Howard-Everything Randal said was the truth!
Neal Steal-"He only told the truth. If I was their mother...well father I would disown all 3 of them!"
David Saturn-"I know SIN are deplorable but surely you shouldn't disown your own kids!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! You know full well who I talking about!"
Rattlesnake is up and Randal grabs him by the neck before shoving him hard back down to the mat. Tag to Rusty and he begins stomping on Rattlesnake as he pulls himself up in the corner. Several punches now by Rusty really firing away. Rusty stupidly turns to Slick and Flammenkrieg and begins mocking them.
David Saturn-"Oh that was a real wise old veteran move! Turn your back and taunt people when you have the advantage real wise!"
Neal Steal-"They must have said something insulting to him Rusty wouldn't have insulted them for no reason..."
Jason Howard-I think its unprofessional verbally attacking someone for no reason at all
David Saturn-"You would know all about attacking people for no reason Howard...Al Walters is fine by the way after that unprovoked assault 2 weeks ago..."
This allows Rattlesnake to unleash another barrage of punches. Rattlesnake goes for the whip, reversed and as Snake charges back Rusty hits a powerslam! Rusty with a stomp to the head and pulls Rattlesnake up before tagging in Adkins. Meanwhile ROBERT CARR has appeared on the rampway but referees instantly step in forcing him to go backstage. Carr moans and whines at them.
Neal Steal-"All Robert wants to do is watch the match! They have no right to treat him like this!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he was going to sit at the back and be a good little boy..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Jason Howard-I agree Neal he just wanted to see his partners wrestle,but look at the bright side that fatass pete isnt here!
Neal Steal-"Thank you Jason! Nice to see that moron Pete isn't here tonight as well! Well done on your fine victory over him last week..."
Jason Howard-Thank you Neal! It was a pleasure to beat him.
Meanwhile in the ring Adkins scoop slams Rattlesnake. Elbowdrop by Adkins and he then curses at Rattlesnake (not like Rattlesnake has never done that!) before glaring at Slick and Flammenkrieg. Adkins pulls Snake to his feet and knocks him down with a punch, Adkins charges off the ropes looking for another elbowdrop but Snake moves…
David Saturn-"If it wasn't for SIN you wouldn't have beaten Pete...you can't be too happy about that attack afterwards right? Your own fault really you shouldn't have joined in that vulture like attack on Pete..."
Jason Howard-Oh shut up Dave they may have done a cheap shot but i will still say they have more talent then that idiot Pete.
David Saturn-"Did you hear what Rusty said about the laxative? Oh sorry touchy subject still isn't it?
Neal Steal-"I'm sure its all a big misunderstanding. If SIN want new members you should be at the top of their list Jason...
Snake immediately tags in Slick who kicks Adkins in the ribs followed up by a punch. Slick grabs Adkins by the arm but Tracy counters with a poke to the eye. Side headlock by Adkins, Slick shoves Adkins into the ropes but Tracy charges back and connects with a shoulder charge. Adkins charges off the ropes again, leaps over Slick, charges back and Slick goes for an armdrag.
Jason Howard-Counter after counter after counter by these men!
Neal Steal-"Blocked easily by Tracy. The drunk should never have gone for a technical move like that..."
David Saturn-"How many more times? He's more then capable of wrestling a technical style..."
Jason Howard-Hey I'm a technical wrestler to but I'm still able to do other wrestling styles.
David Saturn-"Yes you wrestle a technical style too the difference is the crowd aren't half asleep when Slick wrestles!"
Adkins blocks, Slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a spinning heel kick! Adkins pulled back up, whip off the ropes, Adkins avoids a clothesline and as Slick bounces off the ropes Tracy nails him with a dropkick. Actually it looked like Rusty nailed Slick in the back which halted his momentum as he charged. Stomp by Adkins and rams Slick head first into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr co leaders I believe..."
Jason Howard-Notice how that one little hit ended that big serge of movments. Just one move could change the whole direction of the match.
David Saturn-"Well you are right for once there...normally there will be some kind of disagreement eventually. Quite inevitable in wrestling..."
Several shots by Adkins as Rusty and Randal hold Slick’s arms preventing him from covering up. In some Flammenkrieg who has seen enough! Flammenkrieg nails Adkins with an uppercut that knocks him through the ropes and to the outside. Flammenkrieg follows and rams Tracy hard into the ringside barrier. Meanwhile Rusty is stomping on Slick in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Rusty was right to believe Flammenkrieg would bring that gun back out. Rusty's been around so long he's probably seen the stupidity of people like Flammenkrieg all the time..."
David Saturn-"...and when he looks in the mirror..."
Jason Howard-Like we haven't heard that line before..
David Saturn-"Well I guess it wasn't the most original insult I could have used..."
The ref is ensuring Randal does not join in. Rusty whips Slick into the corner, Slick charges back out and Rusty lifts him into the air. Military press slam by Rusty who then tags in Adkins (who was the legal man anyway) and Adkins immediately pounds on Slick. Scoopslam by Adkins who then goes to the middle rope. Legdrop by Adkins…misses!
Neal Steal-"Will really rub the salt into last week's wounds if SIN do as they promise and emerge victorious tonight! They are focused on nothing but a victory last week was the battle and tonight will be the winning of the war!"
David Saturn-"This will be a war that rages a long time. You don't beat up virtually everyone on the roster and forget about it anytime soon..."
Slick tries to crawl to his corner but Adkins is nearer to his team. He tags in Rusty who tries to hold Slick back from reaching his partners. Slick fights towards his corner…and makes the tag! Rattlesnake is in and decks Rusty with a clothesline. Another clothesline, whip off the ropes and a back body drop! Rattlesnake on fire!
David Saturn-"Well Rattlesnake has been watching most of Rusty's illustrious matches...he called him a classic loser!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!Rusty conducts himself like a true pro he isn't out here swearing all the time. At least he dresses like a wrestler Rattlesnake is wearing jeans in the ring."
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal its very unprofessional to go into the ring wrestling with your jeans on wear the proper gear!
David Saturn-"Couldn't care less how people dress...well I would rather not see the wrestlers wearing thongs in the ring must admit..."
Rusty quick to his feet, whip reversed, Snake ducks a clothesline and connects with 3 stinging rights. A 4th shot and Rusty is down! Rattlesnake then punches both Adkins and Randal on the apron! Kneedrop by Rattlesnake…1,2…and a kickout. Adkins furiously enters the ring and delivers a sitdown powerbomb! Slick is in and delivers a facebuster to Adkins!
David Saturn-"Facebuster...and Adkins probably liked it!"
Neal Steal-"How do you hurt a guy like Tracy?"
David Saturn-"I honestly don't know and that is what makes him so dangerous."
Jason Howard-Exactly.
Slick goes for a cover (even though he’s not legal) and Rusty stomps on him. Flammenkrieg is in and nails Rusty with a brutal uppercut as the ref is losing control. Stomp by Flammenkrieg to Rusty as Randal charges at Slick in the corner knocking the air out of him. Randal stomps on Slick but Flammenkrieg grabs him by the throat!
Neal Steal-"Get him out the ring!"
David Saturn-"Adkins came in there first...well I guess Rattlesnake did punch him in the face that kind of provoked a reaction..."
Jason Howard-Its wrestling! What did he expect!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! How will he manage that with only one good hand?"
Adkins tries to intervene and he gets grabbed by the throat too! Flammenkrieg is about to execute a double chokeslam but Rusty attacks from behind. Rattlesnake is back up and nails Rusty from behind (get that dirty thought out of your minds!) Both teams engaged in a fistfight now with action spilling to the outside. Flammenkrieg and Randal are left in the ring with Flammenkrieg nailing Randal with an uppercut.
Neal Steal-"I don't think Flammenkrieg should have been allowed to compete. Should have stayed in the hospital you fool!"
Jason Howard-Correct he does not look good ...
David Saturn-"He looks about as good as anyone could look only a week after being hit by a fireball..."
Randal knocked over the top rope with a clothesline! Flammenkrieg rams Randal head first into the ringsteps.
Rusty and Snake brawl up the ramp as Flammenkrieg goes to ram Randal into the barrier again. Randal blocks and rams Flammenkrieg into the barrier. Randal knocks Flammenkrieg into the crowd and picks up a chair (as usual!). Flammenkrieg boots the chair back into Randal’s face!
Neal Steal-"Cheat!"
Jason Howard-Oh come on ref thats a disqaulification!
David Saturn-"Randal picked up the chair...as if he would ever use a different weapon...oh come on ref! I don't believe that!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Caught red handed!"
David Saturn-"The only person who deserved to be caught red handed was Red!"
Flammenkrieg picks up the chair and whacks Randal across the back with it! Unfortunately the ref having been distracted by the brawls elsewhere sees it and calls for the bell! Flammenkrieg looks furious protesting that Randal had tried to use the chair first. Randal attacks again and both men brawl through the crowd.
Everyone else meanwhile has brawled to the backstage area!
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: SIN
David Saturn-"Well the viewers definitely got what was advertised with all this chaos but thankfully no serious injuries..."
Neal Steal-"What a fabulous win for SIN!"
David Saturn-"More like cheap...we will be right back in a few moments..."
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We see staff running down the corridor stopping at the bottom of a stairwell. Flammenkrieg is lying motionless on the ground...
David Saturn-"During the break we believe Flammenkrieg was cornered by SIN and was pushed down the stairs there..."
Neal Steal-"He was trying to run away from SIN and he slipped on some beer Slick spilled earlier...
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Jason Howard-Wait is that... is that Robert Carr?
David Saturn-"There's Robert Carr...wow guys this is some captivating footage its Robert Carr and he's...WALKING!"
We see Robert Carr walking towards his dressing room. As he opens the door and enters he sees that someone has been rummaging through his things.
Robert Carr: Hey what the........
Then from the shadows a figure leaps and Carr he lets out a scream. As the camera zooms in we see Hell and he sinks his teeth deep in the face of Robert Carr drawing blood. Carr struggles as both men crash to the floor. Hell gets up and looks at Carr.
Carr gets up...
Robert Carr: You God Damn Son Of A Bitch you Bit Me!
Hell rushes out of the room. Carr is stunned for a second or two trying to figure out why Hell ran out the door. Carr charges out of the room behind Hell. Hell runs up to a door and opens it. The door to the boiler room and he rushes inside. Carr charges in right behind him. The room is dimly lit. Carr stops and he can see a figure standing near the shadows. As Carr approaches the Shadow he begins cursing.
Carr:"So Hell you like to bite do you? What's the matter you gutless bastard are you getting a soft spot. Hell biting and running away like a little bitch. You are going to get an ass kicking!"
As Carr moves closer he notices that the shadow is not Hell. He sees a coat and coveralls hanging on a coat rack.
Just then a noose slides down from the rafters of the tall ceilings. it falls perfectly around the neck of Carr. The rope quickly tightens around his neck. as his breath quickly cuts off he realizes his feet are just inches off the floor. He reaches up and grabs the rope with his hands trying to release some of the pressure. As he fights to resume consciousness things are somewhat black and cloudy at times. From the shadows steps a figure.
Hell: Well would you look at that? Now that your on a new level you can look me in the eye! I no longer have too look down at you!
Carr attempts to speak but only gurgles and choking sounds are heard. Then Hell grabs Carr by the hair and pulls him closer to him.
Hell: Listen you sorry fuck shit! I haven't forgotten what SIN did to me last week. You thought you were so tough when you all had me down on the floor beating me. Now tell me something Carr how does it feel when i sneak attack you from behind.
Hell lets go of Carr.
Hell: Well I hate to leave you hanging around but I have to be getting on my way! I have a match to go prepare for and I do not intend to be late for it!
Hell leaves the room as Carr twitches a bit as he hangs from the rafters.
Neal Steal-"Hell is out of control what a coeardly attack!"
David Saturn-"Oh yes and there was nothing cowardly about the setup on Hell last week right?"
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Jason Howard-Oh thank god Royal is still ok after that cheap attack Hell did.
Neal Steal-"Thank goodness Hell did not follow though on that attempt to cowardly assault Royal earlier
David Saturn-"Maybe this will be the night Royal finally gets what is coming to him..."
Hell does not charge at Royal instead taking a more cautious approach despite the stipulation. After a few moments Hell makes the first attempt to strike. Royal ducks and skips across the ring just like his match with Flammenkrieg began. Hell does not take his eyes off Royal. Royal makes no attempt at offence other than a aiming a half hearted kick towards Hell.
David Saturn-"Well that's really going to hurt Hell isn't it! What next a brutal eyerake?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Mr Royal is simply doing his pre match exercises..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure he's already done that since you're always gloating about how well conditioned he is...I know you do quite a bit of gym work yourself Jason...though you might not be a bad sprinter the way you were running around backstage at the PPV! Ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-Shut the *bleep* up I'm gonna sprint on your face!
Nowhere near connecting and Hell does not fall for the bait. No doubt Royal thought Hell may charge at the first sign of movement. Hell with another swinging shot towards Royal who ducks. Royal does connect with a kick to the leg but Hell remains cautious. Another kick by Royal connects as Hell stalks him around the ring.
David Saturn-"Royal stating that Hell has an overabundance of pride. What Hell has is an incredible presence..."
Jason Howard-Incredible alright, incredibly creepy!
Neal Steal-"Have you got any hankies underneath the table Saturn? We don't want you to have an accident like Mr Royal suggested...
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who is literally orgasmic at the sight of Royal..."
2 more successive kicks by Royal but Hell decks him with a right hand to the jaw! Royal is knocked down clutching his jaw struggling to get back up. Hell pulls Royal to his feet and rams him head first into the turnbuckle. Hell pushes Royal back first against the turnbuckle and lays into him with 2 hard shots. Royal is down and Hell kicks him in the ribs and then stomps on him.
Neal Steal-"2 former NIWF champions...Hell is still arrogant enough to carry that belt around..."
David Saturn-"Why shouldn't he? Nice to see the NIWF being recognised...the only bad part of that company was doing the shows with you!
Jason Howard-These two probably have had their fair share of matches at NIWF.
Neal Steal-"No they haven't fought before...I think Hell was probably too afraid to go near Mr Royal in NIWF...took him weeks to muster the courage to call out Mr Royal a few days back..."
Another stomp and then Hell yanks hard on Royal’s arm. Royal to his feet but Hell pulls him back into the centre of the ring. Hell clutching the arm and drives his elbow into Royal. Royal down to one knee but back up to a standing position as Hell again yanks on the arm. Hell knocks Royal down with a clothesline. Hell follows this up by dropping his leg across the outstretched arm.
Jason Howard-Brutal focus on Royals arms and speaking of arms Hells massive arm must have knocked the air out of Royal.
Neal Steal-"Come on Saturn? Aren't you going to talk about how massive Hell's legs are? Or his arms? You're awestruck by size you have never given smaller wrestlers credit...
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Slick isn't a huge guy and you won't find a bigger fan of Slick Doctor than me. Not only a fan but his friend...not ass kisser which is all you are to Royal!"
Cover…1,2…and Royal kicks out. Hell rams Royal hard into the corner turnbuckle shoulder first. Royal shakes his arm trying to restore any feeling he may have lost from that shot to the shoulder. Royal dragged into the opposite corner trying to break loose. Kick to the ribs by Hell and then climbs to the top rope. Royal pulls as hard as he can and Hell loses his balance.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! That's why you should stay on the ground fool! The top rope isn't made for people like you!"
Jason Howard-What a bad landing by Hell! Can we get a replay! That was awesome! Ha ha ha
David Saturn-"Its incredible that someone like Hell can fly through the air like he does...everyone has a nasty landing from time to time..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal enjoying himself! Such an incredible athlete so calm and relaxed in the ring..."
Hell is crotched on the top turnbuckle and Royal grins. Royal to the outside and picks up a chair…Hell drives the chair hard into Hell’s ribs knocking him to the outside. Hell collapses to the ground against the barricade as Hell tries to regroup. Royal to the outside and smashes the chair hard across Hell’s back! He then rams Hell head first into the steel steps.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Taste that steel Hell! You're not an iron giant you're just flesh and bone like everyone else!"
Jason Howard-The human body can only take so much until it breaks down...
David Saturn-"Thanks for the science lesson..."
Royal throws the chair into the ring and rolls Hell back inside. Royal now yanking and pulling on the arm trying to give Hell a taste of his own medicine. Royal with an armbar takedown and then drops his leg across Hell’s arm just as Hell did earlier. 1,2…and Hell kicks out. Royal wraps his legs around Hell’s head and neck seemingly going for a chokeout and possibly a submission.
Jason Howard-Smart move giving Hell only two options tap out or pass out!
David Saturn-"Making Hell submit that's hardly likely now is it?
Neal Steal-"Looks like Hell is ready to tap there...come on ref ask him if he quits!"
David Saturn-"He's powering out of the hold...nobody in this arena believes Hell will tap Steal!"
Hell begins to power out so Royal nails him with hard elbows to the head. Hell powers to his feet but Royal punches Hell hard enough to knock him back down. Hell drops to the floor and Royal follows with the chair in hand. Royal charges with the chair and whacks Hell across the head with it. Royal then rams Hell back first into the barricade.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha know your role Hell! Like Mr Royal said there's only room for one major star here!"
David Saturn-"Surprised there's enough room in this whole state to contain his ego..."
Jason Howard-Haha look at this Royal's choking him with the chair!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Can't see that making Hell quit or anything else but anyone can be choked out with a chair like that..."
Royal with hard shots to the head and then drives the chair into Hell’s throat trying to choke him out! Royal goes to pull Hell to his feet but Hell blocks and rams Royal face first into the ringpost! Hell grabs the chair and thrusts it upwards between Royal’s legs! Royal grimaces in agony and Hell again punches him in the ribs. Royal to his credit surprises Hell with a punch.
David Saturn-"I won't deny Royal's talents...a very gritty competitor when he wants to be..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean when he wants to be? He's as rugged and manly a wrestler as there ever was. You're just jealous of his movie star looks..."
This allows Royal to get back into the ring. In a rare miscalculation he goes back to the outside immediately only to receive a hard shot to the jaw. Hell with an elbow to the face and rams Royal face first into the steel ring steps. Hell does not go for the chair though (not like he needs it) Royal rolled back into the ring with his lead lying across the edge of the apron.
David Saturn-"Hell does not have good intentions here..."
Neal Steal-"Hell acting like he was just going to walk all over Royal. Acting like it was going to be a straightforward massacre...
David Saturn-"I don't think he thought it would be straightforward at all..."
Hell with a shot to the face then climbs up onto the apron! Running legdrop across the neck from Hell! Hell takes a quick breather as Royal writhes on the mat in discomfort. Hell heads back into the ring as Royal supports himself against the turnbuckle. However this was clearly a ruse as when Hell charges Royal quickly moves aside.
Jason Howard-Smart! Royal playing possum!
Neal Steal-"Ha bet he stretched a muscle right there! Hell looks like he's gaining a little weight to me...
David Saturn-"The guy is ripped! What the hell...no pun intended...are you talking about?"
Jason Howard-He is not ripped but he will be ripped to shreds tonight!
Hell went for the big boot and seems to have stretched his leg over the top rope. Royal hits a dropkick knocking Hell off his feet…
Cover…1,2…and a kickout by Hell. Royal with an armbar now and delivers hard shots to Hell’s face. Normally the ref would step in after a few shots but with this being no DQ Royal connects with several hard blows.
David Saturn-"Those are some brutal shots I must say..."
Neal Steal-"If you're going to give backhanded compliments don't bother saying anything!"
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal .Saturn shut up and let the best talk.
David Saturn-"Really? I heard the fans were none too happy when they heard you would be on commentary again Jason..."
Cover by Royal…1,2…and another kickout by Hell frustrates Royal…Sleeper now by Royal with Hell managing to fight back to his feet. Hell battling back and delivers a backdrop! Both men down now as Hell is first to his feet. Hell charges off the ropes and goes for the elbowdrop…Royal moves! Both men crawl into opposite corners…
David Saturn-"Certainly one of the longer Tv matches we have seen...not quite getting to the length of that Royal v Flammenkrieg PPV match yet!"
Neal Steal-"If it goes that long we will be out of time for the Tv time allocated!"
David Saturn-"Not what I've been told we will be staying until the match is over..."
Jason Howard-If it keeps going like this we will be on the station for hours...
Royal pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Hell. At the last moment Royal leaps catching Hell with a hard knee to the face. Bulldog by Royal! 1,2…and Hell kicks out with authority! Royal looks furious and rakes Hell across the face as he gets to his knees. Another shot has little impact as Hell gets back to his feet.
Jason Howard-Hell's acting like he's unbeatable again...he's lucky Royal isn't a fresh man.
David Saturn-"Hell is looking borderline unstoppable..."
Neal Steal-"Just trying to put a brave face on things Hell's running scared..."
David Saturn-"At least he's not running for the bathroom...oh sorry forgot how touchy that is for you Jason..."
Headbutt by Royal but once again no impact as Hell rears back with a punch that staggers Royal. Weak kick by Royal to the leg and Hell punches Royal again. Royal with an uppercut and a punch but not wise getting into a fistfight…Although Royal went toe to toe with Hell for a few moments Hell inevitably will always get the better of a straight up slugfest.
Jason Howard-Smart move sluggin it out once Royal gets the right shot its game over!
David Saturn-"So you think that's wise Steal? Getting into a fistfight with someone so much bigger?"
Neal Steal-"Royal was an accomplished boxer in high school he's just looking for that right shot...Hell is just flailing his arms about as usual no technique..."
David Saturn-"I've heard nothing about Royal boxing in high school and as for Hell having no technique his problem is sometimes he tries to show too much! His strength is pure, raw power!"
Royal knocked down, Royal up only to be knocked down again. Royal up a third time and another shot knocks Royal back down.
Despite his actions Royal certainly is as tough as they come. Hell backs Royal into the corner and delivers a headbuttt. Another headbutt and Royal looks like he’s been busted open! Hell then begins to bite Royal’s forehead!
Neal Steal-"Oh come on that's cannibalism!"
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly getting a taste of Royal like he promised!"
Jason Howard-This is as violent as they come someone stop this!
David Saturn-"You're damn right its very violent go up and try to stop him see how far that would get you..."
Neal Steal-"You're just a vampire Saturn how can you condone such uncalled for brutality..."
Royal yells in pain but the ref is powerless to stop Hell…
Royal whipped into the opposite corner. Royal blindly charges back out clearly not reacting well to the bleeding. Hell scoops Royal up and drops him head first across the turnbuckle. Hell then charges off the ropes but surprisingly Royal hits a tremendous dropkick!
Jason Howard-Great counter!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a beautiful, graceful move such a contrast to that disgusting biting by Hell!"
David Saturn-"Not easy to knock Hell off his feet and Royal has managed that more than most!"
Royal is down and so is Hell. Royal lands near the apron and reaches underneath grasping for whatever he can find. The crowd laugh as Royal pulls out a flimsy plastic tray causing Royal to yell in frustration. Royal tosses the tray back down and quickly goes to the top rope…Once again Royal seems to be rushing and maybe can’t see too well with the blood pouring all over his face.
Jason Howard-Not only is he blinded but he's losing large amounts of blood the ref has to stop this before it gets very serious.
David Saturn-"The ref wouldn't stop the match...there would have to be a serious injury for a ref to put a halt to a no holds barred match...
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Hell is gonna do it...oh wow! Full credit to Royal there how on earth did he manage that?"
Hell catches Royal in mid air and hits the CHOKESLAM!!! 1,2…and Royal incredibly lifts his shoulder! Hell does not show anger instead gesturing to the crowd that the end is near…Royal fighting back up to his feet as Hell waits…Royal slips away and drops to his feet! Royal with a low blow! Hell remains on his feet but Royal measures Hell up and charges…ROYAL MUTILATION!!!
Neal Steal-"Yes!"
Jason Howard-Royal was just waiting for the oprotunity!
David Saturn-"My God! Hell barely even effected by that move! The Claw applied by Hell and Royal is helpless!"
Royal goes for the cover but Hell grabs him around the throat with the CLAW!!! The referee is checking as Royal fights furiously. Royal raises his hand…he’s about to tap but suddenly TRACY ADKINS appears with a baseball bat! Tracy swings the bat with a sickening thud across the back of Hell’s head. Hell collapses to the mat…
David Saturn-"Good God! That son of a bitch!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-I bet he has a concussion haha!
Hell had his back turned to the ramp and couldn’t possibly have seen it coming! At the same time Hell’s claw grip is broken and Royal falls forward slumped across Hell’s body! Royal seems barely conscious what a lucky break to fall like that! The ref makes the count…1,2…3!!! Royal has stolen another victory against one of the AWR giants!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"So you're going to condone that are you Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal didn't ask for that help he would have broken that hold without much effort anyway..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
David Saturn-"Bit of a coincidence isn't it that it was a baseball bat dropped from the ceiling that helped Royal against Flammenkrieg. Now this happens...hmmmmm!"
Neal Steal-"What are you implying?"
David Saturn-"I do wonder if Royal and SIN might be in cahoots...maybe it is just a coincidence with a baseball bat being used. We all know Adkins has hated Hell for years but who knows?"
Jason Howard-I actually agree with you for once I know they hate each others guts but why not just attack him instead of helping royal win?
Neal Steal-"Absolutely no way they are in cahoots I'm surprised you even think Saturn might be right Jason..."
David Saturn-"Well regardless of whether there is some sort of alliance between Hell and SIN one thing is for sure! There will be hell to pay! See you next week live on the CRASH!"
LIVE!
The night opens as a limo pulls up into the parking lot. Hell appears and begins pounding on the doors! Hell climbs onto the top and reaches in pulling Anthony Royal up through the sunroof! Hell begins to choke Royal who makes a desperate attempt to break free. Hell punches Royal several times and goes for a CHOKESLAM right on top of the limo! Royal manages to slip away and runs through the parking lot into the arena yelling for his security guards. Hell leaps to the ground and enters the building...
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Well will that be a sign of things to come? An incredible amount of chaos last week and there promises to be more tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Pathetic cowardice shown there by Hell he's clearly running scared with such actions..."
Jason Howard-How cowardly a hit and run.
David Saturn-"Looked like Royal was doing all the running to me. Tonight we will see...oh wait here comes Hell now!"
Hell walks out on the stage holding a Mic in his hand. The settles down to a quiet hush.
David Saturn-"Well here comes Hell and he looks like he has something on his mind."
Neal Steal-"OH great! I suppose he is going to cry about what happened to him on Crash last week. I bet he is going to say he can't compete against Mr Royal tonight because he is hurt but I know he is scared of Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"I doubt he is scared of anyone and why don't you shut up and we will be able to hear what Hell has to say."
Hell raises the Mic and begins speaking
Hell: "Last week sin showed their true colors and just what they stand for. Tracy Adkins also showed to the world that he is nothing more then a tyrant and a pawn that not even his own mother can trust. Tracy we are far from finished but that is going to be another time. . Now that brings me to you Anthony Royal. For weeks you were coming out to the ring and attacking people while you kept your indemnity concealed. Then Anthony Royal you choose to make the one mistake everyone makes. You decided that you would attack me instead of asking me face to face for a match. In case you are clueless Anthony all you had to do was i ask!"
Hell: Anthony Royal you must be insane. You have no idea who or what I am about. In fact the entire world knows nothing that i am capable of doing. I have only shown but a fraction of my Dark side and a few of my in ring talents. When the time is at hand you will all sit there with your jaws on your chest and your hearts pounding with excitement. I may have talent but I also have a very very dark side as you will experience tonight!
Hell:"Anthony Royal. I will both shock and amaze you with my talents but i will also leave you all in awe as I display my dark side. I had wished to share my talents and abilities with all of you but since people like Robert Carr and all his followers and people like you Anthony Royal plus that ass sniffer Neal Steal all refuse me and don't want to give me a chance there is only one final Destination for any that stand on my road back to glory."
Hell: "There will only be one possible outcome…….. YOU WILL BE DOMINATED AS ANTHONY ROYAL WILL BE TONIGHT AT MY HANDS!"
Hell tosses the Mic down and as he leaves the lights begin to flicker off and on.
Jason Howard-Strong words by Hell.
David Saturn-"That is creepy when he does that."
Neal Steal-Everything about that man sends shivers up my spine.
David Saturn-Imagine that.
Neal Steal-"WHAT....?"
David Saturn-You having a back bone. YOU NEED A SPINE TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE! Well were are going to get straight to the action.
6 MAN TAG
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From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Berlin, Germany...FLAMMENKRIEG!!!
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
The crowd erupt with cheers for Rattlesnake, Flammenkrieg and especially Slick Doctor.
Making their way to the ring...Red Randal, Rusty Axel and Tracy Adkins...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Referees at ringside here...2 extra ambulances on standby tonight as well. AWR officials expecting the worst..."
Neal Steal-"I can't believe Flammenkrieg still brought that gun to the ring! I would have thought he learnt his lesson last week about the dangers that weapons poses..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Flammenkrieg has a bandage covering part of his face there...very lucky that fireball did not catch him in the eye..."
Neal Steal-"Yes he already had his lights put out by Mr Royal he didn't need that as well! Ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-What he needs is a ass kicking...
Several referees are at ringside as SIN make their way into the ring. No doubt to try and make sure an all out brawl does not erupt before the bell even rings. Rattlesnake and Randal start things off inside the ring. Randal charges, duck by Rattlesnake and he lets loose with a flurry of punches. Rattlesnake goes to whip Randal into the ropes but Randal blocks and nails Rattlesnake with a short arm clothesline.
David Saturn-"Highly insightful comments by Randal earlier this week. Nobody has ever called Slick a drunk, insulted people's mothers right..."
Jason Howard-Everything Randal said was the truth!
Neal Steal-"He only told the truth. If I was their mother...well father I would disown all 3 of them!"
David Saturn-"I know SIN are deplorable but surely you shouldn't disown your own kids!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! You know full well who I talking about!"
Rattlesnake is up and Randal grabs him by the neck before shoving him hard back down to the mat. Tag to Rusty and he begins stomping on Rattlesnake as he pulls himself up in the corner. Several punches now by Rusty really firing away. Rusty stupidly turns to Slick and Flammenkrieg and begins mocking them.
David Saturn-"Oh that was a real wise old veteran move! Turn your back and taunt people when you have the advantage real wise!"
Neal Steal-"They must have said something insulting to him Rusty wouldn't have insulted them for no reason..."
Jason Howard-I think its unprofessional verbally attacking someone for no reason at all
David Saturn-"You would know all about attacking people for no reason Howard...Al Walters is fine by the way after that unprovoked assault 2 weeks ago..."
This allows Rattlesnake to unleash another barrage of punches. Rattlesnake goes for the whip, reversed and as Snake charges back Rusty hits a powerslam! Rusty with a stomp to the head and pulls Rattlesnake up before tagging in Adkins. Meanwhile ROBERT CARR has appeared on the rampway but referees instantly step in forcing him to go backstage. Carr moans and whines at them.
Neal Steal-"All Robert wants to do is watch the match! They have no right to treat him like this!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he was going to sit at the back and be a good little boy..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
Jason Howard-I agree Neal he just wanted to see his partners wrestle,but look at the bright side that fatass pete isnt here!
Neal Steal-"Thank you Jason! Nice to see that moron Pete isn't here tonight as well! Well done on your fine victory over him last week..."
Jason Howard-Thank you Neal! It was a pleasure to beat him.
Meanwhile in the ring Adkins scoop slams Rattlesnake. Elbowdrop by Adkins and he then curses at Rattlesnake (not like Rattlesnake has never done that!) before glaring at Slick and Flammenkrieg. Adkins pulls Snake to his feet and knocks him down with a punch, Adkins charges off the ropes looking for another elbowdrop but Snake moves…
David Saturn-"If it wasn't for SIN you wouldn't have beaten Pete...you can't be too happy about that attack afterwards right? Your own fault really you shouldn't have joined in that vulture like attack on Pete..."
Jason Howard-Oh shut up Dave they may have done a cheap shot but i will still say they have more talent then that idiot Pete.
David Saturn-"Did you hear what Rusty said about the laxative? Oh sorry touchy subject still isn't it?
Neal Steal-"I'm sure its all a big misunderstanding. If SIN want new members you should be at the top of their list Jason...
Snake immediately tags in Slick who kicks Adkins in the ribs followed up by a punch. Slick grabs Adkins by the arm but Tracy counters with a poke to the eye. Side headlock by Adkins, Slick shoves Adkins into the ropes but Tracy charges back and connects with a shoulder charge. Adkins charges off the ropes again, leaps over Slick, charges back and Slick goes for an armdrag.
Jason Howard-Counter after counter after counter by these men!
Neal Steal-"Blocked easily by Tracy. The drunk should never have gone for a technical move like that..."
David Saturn-"How many more times? He's more then capable of wrestling a technical style..."
Jason Howard-Hey I'm a technical wrestler to but I'm still able to do other wrestling styles.
David Saturn-"Yes you wrestle a technical style too the difference is the crowd aren't half asleep when Slick wrestles!"
Adkins blocks, Slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a spinning heel kick! Adkins pulled back up, whip off the ropes, Adkins avoids a clothesline and as Slick bounces off the ropes Tracy nails him with a dropkick. Actually it looked like Rusty nailed Slick in the back which halted his momentum as he charged. Stomp by Adkins and rams Slick head first into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr co leaders I believe..."
Jason Howard-Notice how that one little hit ended that big serge of movments. Just one move could change the whole direction of the match.
David Saturn-"Well you are right for once there...normally there will be some kind of disagreement eventually. Quite inevitable in wrestling..."
Several shots by Adkins as Rusty and Randal hold Slick’s arms preventing him from covering up. In some Flammenkrieg who has seen enough! Flammenkrieg nails Adkins with an uppercut that knocks him through the ropes and to the outside. Flammenkrieg follows and rams Tracy hard into the ringside barrier. Meanwhile Rusty is stomping on Slick in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Rusty was right to believe Flammenkrieg would bring that gun back out. Rusty's been around so long he's probably seen the stupidity of people like Flammenkrieg all the time..."
David Saturn-"...and when he looks in the mirror..."
Jason Howard-Like we haven't heard that line before..
David Saturn-"Well I guess it wasn't the most original insult I could have used..."
The ref is ensuring Randal does not join in. Rusty whips Slick into the corner, Slick charges back out and Rusty lifts him into the air. Military press slam by Rusty who then tags in Adkins (who was the legal man anyway) and Adkins immediately pounds on Slick. Scoopslam by Adkins who then goes to the middle rope. Legdrop by Adkins…misses!
Neal Steal-"Will really rub the salt into last week's wounds if SIN do as they promise and emerge victorious tonight! They are focused on nothing but a victory last week was the battle and tonight will be the winning of the war!"
David Saturn-"This will be a war that rages a long time. You don't beat up virtually everyone on the roster and forget about it anytime soon..."
Slick tries to crawl to his corner but Adkins is nearer to his team. He tags in Rusty who tries to hold Slick back from reaching his partners. Slick fights towards his corner…and makes the tag! Rattlesnake is in and decks Rusty with a clothesline. Another clothesline, whip off the ropes and a back body drop! Rattlesnake on fire!
David Saturn-"Well Rattlesnake has been watching most of Rusty's illustrious matches...he called him a classic loser!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!Rusty conducts himself like a true pro he isn't out here swearing all the time. At least he dresses like a wrestler Rattlesnake is wearing jeans in the ring."
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal its very unprofessional to go into the ring wrestling with your jeans on wear the proper gear!
David Saturn-"Couldn't care less how people dress...well I would rather not see the wrestlers wearing thongs in the ring must admit..."
Rusty quick to his feet, whip reversed, Snake ducks a clothesline and connects with 3 stinging rights. A 4th shot and Rusty is down! Rattlesnake then punches both Adkins and Randal on the apron! Kneedrop by Rattlesnake…1,2…and a kickout. Adkins furiously enters the ring and delivers a sitdown powerbomb! Slick is in and delivers a facebuster to Adkins!
David Saturn-"Facebuster...and Adkins probably liked it!"
Neal Steal-"How do you hurt a guy like Tracy?"
David Saturn-"I honestly don't know and that is what makes him so dangerous."
Jason Howard-Exactly.
Slick goes for a cover (even though he’s not legal) and Rusty stomps on him. Flammenkrieg is in and nails Rusty with a brutal uppercut as the ref is losing control. Stomp by Flammenkrieg to Rusty as Randal charges at Slick in the corner knocking the air out of him. Randal stomps on Slick but Flammenkrieg grabs him by the throat!
Neal Steal-"Get him out the ring!"
David Saturn-"Adkins came in there first...well I guess Rattlesnake did punch him in the face that kind of provoked a reaction..."
Jason Howard-Its wrestling! What did he expect!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! How will he manage that with only one good hand?"
Adkins tries to intervene and he gets grabbed by the throat too! Flammenkrieg is about to execute a double chokeslam but Rusty attacks from behind. Rattlesnake is back up and nails Rusty from behind (get that dirty thought out of your minds!) Both teams engaged in a fistfight now with action spilling to the outside. Flammenkrieg and Randal are left in the ring with Flammenkrieg nailing Randal with an uppercut.
Neal Steal-"I don't think Flammenkrieg should have been allowed to compete. Should have stayed in the hospital you fool!"
Jason Howard-Correct he does not look good ...
David Saturn-"He looks about as good as anyone could look only a week after being hit by a fireball..."
Randal knocked over the top rope with a clothesline! Flammenkrieg rams Randal head first into the ringsteps.
Rusty and Snake brawl up the ramp as Flammenkrieg goes to ram Randal into the barrier again. Randal blocks and rams Flammenkrieg into the barrier. Randal knocks Flammenkrieg into the crowd and picks up a chair (as usual!). Flammenkrieg boots the chair back into Randal’s face!
Neal Steal-"Cheat!"
Jason Howard-Oh come on ref thats a disqaulification!
David Saturn-"Randal picked up the chair...as if he would ever use a different weapon...oh come on ref! I don't believe that!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Caught red handed!"
David Saturn-"The only person who deserved to be caught red handed was Red!"
Flammenkrieg picks up the chair and whacks Randal across the back with it! Unfortunately the ref having been distracted by the brawls elsewhere sees it and calls for the bell! Flammenkrieg looks furious protesting that Randal had tried to use the chair first. Randal attacks again and both men brawl through the crowd.
Everyone else meanwhile has brawled to the backstage area!
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION: SIN
David Saturn-"Well the viewers definitely got what was advertised with all this chaos but thankfully no serious injuries..."
Neal Steal-"What a fabulous win for SIN!"
David Saturn-"More like cheap...we will be right back in a few moments..."
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We see staff running down the corridor stopping at the bottom of a stairwell. Flammenkrieg is lying motionless on the ground...
David Saturn-"During the break we believe Flammenkrieg was cornered by SIN and was pushed down the stairs there..."
Neal Steal-"He was trying to run away from SIN and he slipped on some beer Slick spilled earlier...
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Jason Howard-Wait is that... is that Robert Carr?
David Saturn-"There's Robert Carr...wow guys this is some captivating footage its Robert Carr and he's...WALKING!"
We see Robert Carr walking towards his dressing room. As he opens the door and enters he sees that someone has been rummaging through his things.
Robert Carr: Hey what the........
Then from the shadows a figure leaps and Carr he lets out a scream. As the camera zooms in we see Hell and he sinks his teeth deep in the face of Robert Carr drawing blood. Carr struggles as both men crash to the floor. Hell gets up and looks at Carr.
Carr gets up...
Robert Carr: You God Damn Son Of A Bitch you Bit Me!
Hell rushes out of the room. Carr is stunned for a second or two trying to figure out why Hell ran out the door. Carr charges out of the room behind Hell. Hell runs up to a door and opens it. The door to the boiler room and he rushes inside. Carr charges in right behind him. The room is dimly lit. Carr stops and he can see a figure standing near the shadows. As Carr approaches the Shadow he begins cursing.
Carr:"So Hell you like to bite do you? What's the matter you gutless bastard are you getting a soft spot. Hell biting and running away like a little bitch. You are going to get an ass kicking!"
As Carr moves closer he notices that the shadow is not Hell. He sees a coat and coveralls hanging on a coat rack.
Just then a noose slides down from the rafters of the tall ceilings. it falls perfectly around the neck of Carr. The rope quickly tightens around his neck. as his breath quickly cuts off he realizes his feet are just inches off the floor. He reaches up and grabs the rope with his hands trying to release some of the pressure. As he fights to resume consciousness things are somewhat black and cloudy at times. From the shadows steps a figure.
Hell: Well would you look at that? Now that your on a new level you can look me in the eye! I no longer have too look down at you!
Carr attempts to speak but only gurgles and choking sounds are heard. Then Hell grabs Carr by the hair and pulls him closer to him.
Hell: Listen you sorry fuck shit! I haven't forgotten what SIN did to me last week. You thought you were so tough when you all had me down on the floor beating me. Now tell me something Carr how does it feel when i sneak attack you from behind.
Hell lets go of Carr.
Hell: Well I hate to leave you hanging around but I have to be getting on my way! I have a match to go prepare for and I do not intend to be late for it!
Hell leaves the room as Carr twitches a bit as he hangs from the rafters.
MAIN EVENT
NO HOLDS BARRED
NO HOLDS BARRED
Neal Steal-"Hell is out of control what a coeardly attack!"
David Saturn-"Oh yes and there was nothing cowardly about the setup on Hell last week right?"
VS
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Jason Howard-Oh thank god Royal is still ok after that cheap attack Hell did.
Neal Steal-"Thank goodness Hell did not follow though on that attempt to cowardly assault Royal earlier
David Saturn-"Maybe this will be the night Royal finally gets what is coming to him..."
Hell does not charge at Royal instead taking a more cautious approach despite the stipulation. After a few moments Hell makes the first attempt to strike. Royal ducks and skips across the ring just like his match with Flammenkrieg began. Hell does not take his eyes off Royal. Royal makes no attempt at offence other than a aiming a half hearted kick towards Hell.
David Saturn-"Well that's really going to hurt Hell isn't it! What next a brutal eyerake?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Mr Royal is simply doing his pre match exercises..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure he's already done that since you're always gloating about how well conditioned he is...I know you do quite a bit of gym work yourself Jason...though you might not be a bad sprinter the way you were running around backstage at the PPV! Ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-Shut the *bleep* up I'm gonna sprint on your face!
Nowhere near connecting and Hell does not fall for the bait. No doubt Royal thought Hell may charge at the first sign of movement. Hell with another swinging shot towards Royal who ducks. Royal does connect with a kick to the leg but Hell remains cautious. Another kick by Royal connects as Hell stalks him around the ring.
David Saturn-"Royal stating that Hell has an overabundance of pride. What Hell has is an incredible presence..."
Jason Howard-Incredible alright, incredibly creepy!
Neal Steal-"Have you got any hankies underneath the table Saturn? We don't want you to have an accident like Mr Royal suggested...
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who is literally orgasmic at the sight of Royal..."
2 more successive kicks by Royal but Hell decks him with a right hand to the jaw! Royal is knocked down clutching his jaw struggling to get back up. Hell pulls Royal to his feet and rams him head first into the turnbuckle. Hell pushes Royal back first against the turnbuckle and lays into him with 2 hard shots. Royal is down and Hell kicks him in the ribs and then stomps on him.
Neal Steal-"2 former NIWF champions...Hell is still arrogant enough to carry that belt around..."
David Saturn-"Why shouldn't he? Nice to see the NIWF being recognised...the only bad part of that company was doing the shows with you!
Jason Howard-These two probably have had their fair share of matches at NIWF.
Neal Steal-"No they haven't fought before...I think Hell was probably too afraid to go near Mr Royal in NIWF...took him weeks to muster the courage to call out Mr Royal a few days back..."
Another stomp and then Hell yanks hard on Royal’s arm. Royal to his feet but Hell pulls him back into the centre of the ring. Hell clutching the arm and drives his elbow into Royal. Royal down to one knee but back up to a standing position as Hell again yanks on the arm. Hell knocks Royal down with a clothesline. Hell follows this up by dropping his leg across the outstretched arm.
Jason Howard-Brutal focus on Royals arms and speaking of arms Hells massive arm must have knocked the air out of Royal.
Neal Steal-"Come on Saturn? Aren't you going to talk about how massive Hell's legs are? Or his arms? You're awestruck by size you have never given smaller wrestlers credit...
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Slick isn't a huge guy and you won't find a bigger fan of Slick Doctor than me. Not only a fan but his friend...not ass kisser which is all you are to Royal!"
Cover…1,2…and Royal kicks out. Hell rams Royal hard into the corner turnbuckle shoulder first. Royal shakes his arm trying to restore any feeling he may have lost from that shot to the shoulder. Royal dragged into the opposite corner trying to break loose. Kick to the ribs by Hell and then climbs to the top rope. Royal pulls as hard as he can and Hell loses his balance.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! That's why you should stay on the ground fool! The top rope isn't made for people like you!"
Jason Howard-What a bad landing by Hell! Can we get a replay! That was awesome! Ha ha ha
David Saturn-"Its incredible that someone like Hell can fly through the air like he does...everyone has a nasty landing from time to time..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal enjoying himself! Such an incredible athlete so calm and relaxed in the ring..."
Hell is crotched on the top turnbuckle and Royal grins. Royal to the outside and picks up a chair…Hell drives the chair hard into Hell’s ribs knocking him to the outside. Hell collapses to the ground against the barricade as Hell tries to regroup. Royal to the outside and smashes the chair hard across Hell’s back! He then rams Hell head first into the steel steps.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Taste that steel Hell! You're not an iron giant you're just flesh and bone like everyone else!"
Jason Howard-The human body can only take so much until it breaks down...
David Saturn-"Thanks for the science lesson..."
Royal throws the chair into the ring and rolls Hell back inside. Royal now yanking and pulling on the arm trying to give Hell a taste of his own medicine. Royal with an armbar takedown and then drops his leg across Hell’s arm just as Hell did earlier. 1,2…and Hell kicks out. Royal wraps his legs around Hell’s head and neck seemingly going for a chokeout and possibly a submission.
Jason Howard-Smart move giving Hell only two options tap out or pass out!
David Saturn-"Making Hell submit that's hardly likely now is it?
Neal Steal-"Looks like Hell is ready to tap there...come on ref ask him if he quits!"
David Saturn-"He's powering out of the hold...nobody in this arena believes Hell will tap Steal!"
Hell begins to power out so Royal nails him with hard elbows to the head. Hell powers to his feet but Royal punches Hell hard enough to knock him back down. Hell drops to the floor and Royal follows with the chair in hand. Royal charges with the chair and whacks Hell across the head with it. Royal then rams Hell back first into the barricade.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha know your role Hell! Like Mr Royal said there's only room for one major star here!"
David Saturn-"Surprised there's enough room in this whole state to contain his ego..."
Jason Howard-Haha look at this Royal's choking him with the chair!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Can't see that making Hell quit or anything else but anyone can be choked out with a chair like that..."
Royal with hard shots to the head and then drives the chair into Hell’s throat trying to choke him out! Royal goes to pull Hell to his feet but Hell blocks and rams Royal face first into the ringpost! Hell grabs the chair and thrusts it upwards between Royal’s legs! Royal grimaces in agony and Hell again punches him in the ribs. Royal to his credit surprises Hell with a punch.
David Saturn-"I won't deny Royal's talents...a very gritty competitor when he wants to be..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean when he wants to be? He's as rugged and manly a wrestler as there ever was. You're just jealous of his movie star looks..."
This allows Royal to get back into the ring. In a rare miscalculation he goes back to the outside immediately only to receive a hard shot to the jaw. Hell with an elbow to the face and rams Royal face first into the steel ring steps. Hell does not go for the chair though (not like he needs it) Royal rolled back into the ring with his lead lying across the edge of the apron.
David Saturn-"Hell does not have good intentions here..."
Neal Steal-"Hell acting like he was just going to walk all over Royal. Acting like it was going to be a straightforward massacre...
David Saturn-"I don't think he thought it would be straightforward at all..."
Hell with a shot to the face then climbs up onto the apron! Running legdrop across the neck from Hell! Hell takes a quick breather as Royal writhes on the mat in discomfort. Hell heads back into the ring as Royal supports himself against the turnbuckle. However this was clearly a ruse as when Hell charges Royal quickly moves aside.
Jason Howard-Smart! Royal playing possum!
Neal Steal-"Ha bet he stretched a muscle right there! Hell looks like he's gaining a little weight to me...
David Saturn-"The guy is ripped! What the hell...no pun intended...are you talking about?"
Jason Howard-He is not ripped but he will be ripped to shreds tonight!
Hell went for the big boot and seems to have stretched his leg over the top rope. Royal hits a dropkick knocking Hell off his feet…
Cover…1,2…and a kickout by Hell. Royal with an armbar now and delivers hard shots to Hell’s face. Normally the ref would step in after a few shots but with this being no DQ Royal connects with several hard blows.
David Saturn-"Those are some brutal shots I must say..."
Neal Steal-"If you're going to give backhanded compliments don't bother saying anything!"
Jason Howard-Agreed Neal .Saturn shut up and let the best talk.
David Saturn-"Really? I heard the fans were none too happy when they heard you would be on commentary again Jason..."
Cover by Royal…1,2…and another kickout by Hell frustrates Royal…Sleeper now by Royal with Hell managing to fight back to his feet. Hell battling back and delivers a backdrop! Both men down now as Hell is first to his feet. Hell charges off the ropes and goes for the elbowdrop…Royal moves! Both men crawl into opposite corners…
David Saturn-"Certainly one of the longer Tv matches we have seen...not quite getting to the length of that Royal v Flammenkrieg PPV match yet!"
Neal Steal-"If it goes that long we will be out of time for the Tv time allocated!"
David Saturn-"Not what I've been told we will be staying until the match is over..."
Jason Howard-If it keeps going like this we will be on the station for hours...
Royal pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Hell. At the last moment Royal leaps catching Hell with a hard knee to the face. Bulldog by Royal! 1,2…and Hell kicks out with authority! Royal looks furious and rakes Hell across the face as he gets to his knees. Another shot has little impact as Hell gets back to his feet.
Jason Howard-Hell's acting like he's unbeatable again...he's lucky Royal isn't a fresh man.
David Saturn-"Hell is looking borderline unstoppable..."
Neal Steal-"Just trying to put a brave face on things Hell's running scared..."
David Saturn-"At least he's not running for the bathroom...oh sorry forgot how touchy that is for you Jason..."
Headbutt by Royal but once again no impact as Hell rears back with a punch that staggers Royal. Weak kick by Royal to the leg and Hell punches Royal again. Royal with an uppercut and a punch but not wise getting into a fistfight…Although Royal went toe to toe with Hell for a few moments Hell inevitably will always get the better of a straight up slugfest.
Jason Howard-Smart move sluggin it out once Royal gets the right shot its game over!
David Saturn-"So you think that's wise Steal? Getting into a fistfight with someone so much bigger?"
Neal Steal-"Royal was an accomplished boxer in high school he's just looking for that right shot...Hell is just flailing his arms about as usual no technique..."
David Saturn-"I've heard nothing about Royal boxing in high school and as for Hell having no technique his problem is sometimes he tries to show too much! His strength is pure, raw power!"
Royal knocked down, Royal up only to be knocked down again. Royal up a third time and another shot knocks Royal back down.
Despite his actions Royal certainly is as tough as they come. Hell backs Royal into the corner and delivers a headbuttt. Another headbutt and Royal looks like he’s been busted open! Hell then begins to bite Royal’s forehead!
Neal Steal-"Oh come on that's cannibalism!"
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly getting a taste of Royal like he promised!"
Jason Howard-This is as violent as they come someone stop this!
David Saturn-"You're damn right its very violent go up and try to stop him see how far that would get you..."
Neal Steal-"You're just a vampire Saturn how can you condone such uncalled for brutality..."
Royal yells in pain but the ref is powerless to stop Hell…
Royal whipped into the opposite corner. Royal blindly charges back out clearly not reacting well to the bleeding. Hell scoops Royal up and drops him head first across the turnbuckle. Hell then charges off the ropes but surprisingly Royal hits a tremendous dropkick!
Jason Howard-Great counter!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a beautiful, graceful move such a contrast to that disgusting biting by Hell!"
David Saturn-"Not easy to knock Hell off his feet and Royal has managed that more than most!"
Royal is down and so is Hell. Royal lands near the apron and reaches underneath grasping for whatever he can find. The crowd laugh as Royal pulls out a flimsy plastic tray causing Royal to yell in frustration. Royal tosses the tray back down and quickly goes to the top rope…Once again Royal seems to be rushing and maybe can’t see too well with the blood pouring all over his face.
Jason Howard-Not only is he blinded but he's losing large amounts of blood the ref has to stop this before it gets very serious.
David Saturn-"The ref wouldn't stop the match...there would have to be a serious injury for a ref to put a halt to a no holds barred match...
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Hell is gonna do it...oh wow! Full credit to Royal there how on earth did he manage that?"
Hell catches Royal in mid air and hits the CHOKESLAM!!! 1,2…and Royal incredibly lifts his shoulder! Hell does not show anger instead gesturing to the crowd that the end is near…Royal fighting back up to his feet as Hell waits…Royal slips away and drops to his feet! Royal with a low blow! Hell remains on his feet but Royal measures Hell up and charges…ROYAL MUTILATION!!!
Neal Steal-"Yes!"
Jason Howard-Royal was just waiting for the oprotunity!
David Saturn-"My God! Hell barely even effected by that move! The Claw applied by Hell and Royal is helpless!"
Royal goes for the cover but Hell grabs him around the throat with the CLAW!!! The referee is checking as Royal fights furiously. Royal raises his hand…he’s about to tap but suddenly TRACY ADKINS appears with a baseball bat! Tracy swings the bat with a sickening thud across the back of Hell’s head. Hell collapses to the mat…
David Saturn-"Good God! That son of a bitch!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Jason Howard-I bet he has a concussion haha!
Hell had his back turned to the ramp and couldn’t possibly have seen it coming! At the same time Hell’s claw grip is broken and Royal falls forward slumped across Hell’s body! Royal seems barely conscious what a lucky break to fall like that! The ref makes the count…1,2…3!!! Royal has stolen another victory against one of the AWR giants!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"So you're going to condone that are you Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal didn't ask for that help he would have broken that hold without much effort anyway..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
David Saturn-"Bit of a coincidence isn't it that it was a baseball bat dropped from the ceiling that helped Royal against Flammenkrieg. Now this happens...hmmmmm!"
Neal Steal-"What are you implying?"
David Saturn-"I do wonder if Royal and SIN might be in cahoots...maybe it is just a coincidence with a baseball bat being used. We all know Adkins has hated Hell for years but who knows?"
Jason Howard-I actually agree with you for once I know they hate each others guts but why not just attack him instead of helping royal win?
Neal Steal-"Absolutely no way they are in cahoots I'm surprised you even think Saturn might be right Jason..."
David Saturn-"Well regardless of whether there is some sort of alliance between Hell and SIN one thing is for sure! There will be hell to pay! See you next week live on the CRASH!"