Post by Robert Carr on Oct 26, 2011 21:31:36 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]As the scene begins we see Robert Carr and he is working in his shop at his home. A tiny gust of wind blows through the shop and knocks a can off a shelf. He stops and looks around. Thinking he heard someone. Carr begins to become really paranoid. He grabs a wrench off the work bench table and calls out.[/glow]
[Robert Carr] OK YOU SON OF A BITCH I HEARD YOU TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON ME NOW COME OUT HERE IN THE OPEN NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH THIS WRENCH!
[glow=red,2,300]Robert waits but nothing happens. Then he notices a Shadow. A sadistic smiles crosses his face. [/glow]
[Robert Carr] OK have it your way but i see you and if your not coming out i am coming after you.
[glow=red,2,300]As Robert gets closer to the shadow he notices that what he is seeing is his own shadow. He breathes a sigh of relief and wipes sweat from his forehead. He sits down the wrench as his heat begins to slow down. Rob sees the camera and gives a harsh warning too the camera man.[/glow]
Robert Carr] Did you take that? If you did you had better edit it out right now or i swear to god you will be eating the rest of your meals through a straw do i make myself clear. Now what do you want? Oh wait now i remember your here to do that promo shot aren't you? You do work for AWR right?
Camera man] Yes mister Carr.
Robert Carr] Are you sure? Do you have some kind identification? Lets see it.
[glow=red,2,300]The camera man rolls his eyes and shows Robert his ID.[/glow]
[Robert Carr] JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW I AM WRITING ALL YOUR INFORMATION DOWN JUST IN CASE YOU DO TURN OUT TO BE A FRAUD.
[glow=red,2,300]Robert grabs a pen and writes some stuff on a piece of paper then tucks it into his wallet.[/glow]
Robert Carr] There is no telling who the promoters are going to send next to try to sabotage my career.Now lets do this. Roll it now boy.
[glow=red,2,300]As the camera zooms on Robert he begins his promo.[/glow]
[Robert Carr] Hey this is Robert Carr. Boy did we ever do a number on SlickFlemmkrieg and that oddity Rattlesnake. We practically handed them their asses this week and did you see how they tried to cheat by using that chair? Serves you Right William and you can't say you didn't deserve to get dqed. You were caught red handed. Besides with the addition off Tracy Adkins did you three even think you had a fair chance against us. You all lucky Tracy didn't decide to take you all on by himself because you three would have gotten one major ass kicking if that had happened. Adkins is a animal!
[glow=red,2,300]Carr smirks. [/glow]
[Robert Carr] Those guys even had Hell working for them. Did you see the way he tried to hang me? I bet that no good for nothing Rattlesnake put him up to that too. I know those two are close and i bet hell took money for doing that attack. You know that i know why you hired him too Rattlesnake. Your just pissed off and mad because Sin Retired your pathetic brothers ass. Who needs a guy here wearing pink anyways! Damn fagot! You guys should be called the Harris sisters not the Harris brothers.
[glow=red,2,300]Then Carr stops and rolls a thought around in hid head. [/glow]
[Robert Carr] Well it was either Rattlesnake or the promoters here that set that uncalled for attack up but either way it failed and speaking of failures i will be facing the biggest one too ever set foot in a wrestling ring anywhere. Rattlesnake!
[glow=red,2,300]Robert says the name as if pain has struck him. [/glow]
[Robert Carr] Rattlesnake how dare you challenge me to a stupid best of seven. You know that you do not stand a chance against me. Are you insane? No wait i don't even have to ask you that. Off course you are! Any guy that would hump his own mother with his friends has to have a screw loose somewhere and there is no denying that for you!
[glow=red,2,300]Carr thinks briefly then continues on.[/glow]
[Robert Carr] A best of seven you say? Tell you what Snake since we both get to decide what style of match it will be my choice is a tuxedo match. Lets see you top me in a suite you lame son of a bitch. So now the only thing left for you to decide is what style match do you want. After that it will be up to Silvio or one of the other promoters to toss a coin and see who win the toss to get the style match. One thing is for sure Snake you will be getting your ass kicked in the first match and i am going to own you like a big bald bitch should be owned. In a dog house and on a leash tied to an old junked car. Bring your best props too the ring shit heels because you will need them.
[glow=red,2,300]Robert laughs like a madman as the scene begins to fade slowly. [/glow]