Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 1, 2011 21:49:24 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #11
LIVE!
The announce table is surrounded by security and even a couple of rabid dogs. They are barking constantly clearly irritating Saturn as he tries to open the show...
David Saturn-"If you can hear me over this racket welcome to Awr CRASH Tv! As you can see we have been surrounded by security and rabid dogs...no coincidence I'm sure that Anthony Royal has joined us for commentary this evening...
Neal Steal-"Indeed it is a special treat for all of you! I must say Mr Royal how honoured I am that you have graciously taken time from your busy schedule to join us here tonight..."
Anthony Royal-Well Neal it is a truly a special treat for me to be out here working with a man esteemed as yourself. Hopefully we can get through the show with all of this head splitting noise out here.
David Saturn-"Yes they are making a lot of noise...and its your fault! Don't deny you're the reason why they are out here..."
Neal Steal-"They told me earlier that they are here to ensure things don't get out of hand. With all the chaos on this show in the past few weeks they are out here to restore some law and order! So all these thugs like Hell and Rattlesnake better watch out!"
Anthony Royal-” Well David, the noise I was referring to is actually your nonsensical commentary.”
David Saturn-"You're such a pair of liars! Well we better go to our opening match...
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"After what happened last week many are asking whether you and Tracy Adkins are in cahoots...bit of a coincidence him using a baseball bat many feel..."
Anthony Royal-“I don’t even know what you’re talking about David. I didn’t ask that idiot to get involved in my match, nor did I need him. I had Hell right where I wanted him."
Neal Steal-"How dare you accuse Mr Royal of being responsible for that! Tracy Adkins acted solely on his own interests Mr Royal has no association with SIN...and that bat at the PPV was obviously intended for Flammenkrieg!"
Anthony Royal-“Thank you Neal.”
David Saturn-"I simply said that a lot of people have been asking that question. We don't all ignore what the fans have to say...and yes I was wondering for myself as well!"
Rattlesnake wastes no time charging at his hated rival and lays in several punches. Face first into the turnbuckle goes Carr and Snake whips him to the opposite corner. That whip was done with some force and Carr drops to his knees. Suplex by Rattlesnake…Carr whipped off the ropes as Snake looks for a back body drop. However Carr sees it coming and kicks Rattlesnake in the chin.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is sometimes too intense. He can be prone to rushing into things and Carr saw that one coming…”
Neal Steal-“A great wrestler thinks about every move…just like you Mr Royal!”
Anthony Royal-“Exactly Neal. Rattlesnake is also sometimes prone to be an absolute jackass, but that is neither here nor there.”
David Saturn-"It was bad enough when we had Carr on commentary didn't think it could get worse than that...you wouldn't remember Steal it was the week after Flammenkrieg kicked your ass!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Flammenkrieg not here tonight of course after getting another deserved beating last week! Lets hope he isn't back anytime soon..."
David Saturn-"Why you both running scared?"
Anthony Royal-“In case you forgot David, I beat Flammenkrieg at Ring of Rage. As long as I’m around nobody will be running scared from that oaf.”
Rattlesnake charges running right into an uppercut by Carr. Some trash talk by Carr and a stomp followed by a club to the back. Shot to the jaw by Carr and then he whips Rattlesnake off the ropes. Snake ducks a clothesline, charges back again and takes Carr out with a Lous Thesz press. Snake returns some trash talk then drops and elbow across Carr’s throat. Rattlesnake with another suplex…
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is just a nonstop ass kicking machine! Like I said he may not always be the thinking man’s wrestler but there’s no slowing him down!”
Anthony Royal-“Rattlesnake will just never make it here in the AWR. He just does have the corporate image or the intelligence to be a star."
Neal Steal-"I fully agree Mr Royal! The last thing Rattlesnake should do is rush into mistakes...its best of seven! The last thing you want to do is fall behind!"
David Saturn-"Plenty of time to bounce back though and right now its looking a lot worse for Carr..."
Anthony Royal-“Don’t worry about Carr. Rattlesnake is bound to do something stupid to cost him the match."
Rattlesnake to the top rope and delivers a fistdrop. 1,2…and Carr kicks out. Rattlesnake places Carr over the bottom rope and goes for a running knee. Snake once again is too fast and Carr moves. Carr taunts Rattlesnake for missing and Snake responds with a huge clothesline! Carr whipped off the ropes…charges back at Snake…STUNNER!!![/color]
Suddenly HELL rushes the ring and stomps on Carr so the ref calls for a DQ.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha! Hell you idiot you just cost your new buddy the match!"
Anthony Royal-“Neal you have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I rattled his brains around pretty good a week ago, there’s no way he’s thinking clearly here.”
David Saturn-"I'm not going to make any accusations...really have no idea what Hell was thinking there...
Anthony Royal-“You never have any idea about anything that goes on around here David. You just always think you do."
Rattlesnake looks pissed and bemused by Hell’s actions preventing the pin but has no time to do anything…HELLPLEX by Hell to Rattlesnake! The crowd don't boo Hell knowing there must be some reason for such unusual actions...Hell makes a slit throat motion to Anthony Royal before making his way back up the ramp...
Neal Steal-"Did you see that? He had no right to make such a vulgar gesture at you Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Stop calling him Mr Royal! Can't believe how blatant an ass kisser you are..."
Anthony Royal-“Hey if Hell wants a round two I’m all for it. I’m the greatest wrestler in the world and if Hell didn’t get enough last week he knows where to find me. And for goodness sake David, leave Neal alone. He is just doing his job as a credible journalist, something you should look into."
David Saturn-"Well we better go to break...better be quick Neal if you're running out of chapstick..."
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On return from break we see Hell alone in the locker room. Al Walters approaches...
Al Walters-"Hello Hell. May I ask why you attacked Rattlesnake after helping him out in recent weeks...
Hell-"Because nobody goes around saying they ordered me to do something! I attacked Robert Carr last week on my own terms not because Rattlesnake supposedly ordered me to do it! Anyway I would quite like to prepare for my upcoming match so if you wouldn't mind!"
Walters takes the hint and leaves...
The scene cuts to a corridor we see Slick Doctor and he is...WALKING! Suddenly SIN (aside from Robert Carr) charge right at him! Slick is rammed hard into the wall as SIN kick and stomp on him. SIN are just a bunch of vultures and turn their attention to a couple of referees who try to intervene. The refs are kicked and stomped then Adkins turns his attentions back to Slick...
Adkins picks up his barbwired baseball bat and smashes it hard right across Slick's ribs and chest! Slick crumples to the ground in a heap as SIN walk away laughing...and Slick's match is up next!
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Anthony Royal-“I can’t believe Slick is even employed here. What a black eye on the company this drunken fool is. Look at him stumbling around. I think I’m getting a little tipsy just from the stench of booze radiating off of him."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha look at Slop Doctor staggering! He's drunk ha ha ha ha ha!!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! We all saw what just happened SIN ambushed him!"
Neal Steal-"Should award the match to Jason now...how would you react if an opponent came to the ring in such disgraceful condition Mr Royal?"
Slick staggers onto the rampway shoving EMTS aside as they try to assist him. Slick is in obvious discomfort as the ref tries to persuade him not to go ahead with the match. A trickle of blood is running down Slick’s chin…internal bleeding? Howard charges…
Howard with a dropkick to the ribs and Slick is in obvious pain. Kicks and stomps to Slick in the corner by Howard and then a choke.
Anthony Royal-“To answer your question Neal, I wouldn’t even dirty my hands on this drunken piece of garbage.”
David Saturn-"We need to see how badly Slick is hurt...not sure whether that blood from Slick's chin is coming internally..."
Neal Steal-"Course it is can't you see it coming from his mouth!"
David Saturn-"I meant internally as in coming from up through his throat you idiot! Hopefully it is just a bloody tooth or something but Slick is struggling to breathe..."
Anthony Royal-“No David, hopefully it is very serious so we can all be saved from having to see this idiot ever again."
The ref breaks that up as Howard pulls Slick up. Whip off the ropes, slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a spinning heel kick. Punches now by Slick showing tremendous guts here. Howard reverses a whip, Slick charges back and goes for a flying crossbody but Howard catches him. Backbreaker by Howard which won’t do an internal injury any good.
Neal Steal-"Serves Slick right anyway. He gets involved in other people's business like when he attempted to use a chair on you Mr Royal. A taste of his own medicine what he just received backstage..."
Anthony Royal-“Very true. In fact, he’s lucky it was only SIN that got to him and not myself seeking vengeance for his actions against me. It will be good to see Slick gone from this company. Look how the slob dresses."
David Saturn-"Well why does it matter what Slick's wearing? If you want corporate wrestling go someplace else..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is the total opposite to Mr Royal in every way. Mr Royal is all about style, class and corporate image! Slop Doctor has never been anything but a bum! Jason Howard deserves better than this too a very nice young man he is..."
David Saturn-"He should be pleased he's in the ring with a legend...he earned everything he fought for too unlike your buddy here Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal has riches Slick could only dream of...and friends in very high places!"
David Saturn-"Yes the guy who dropped the bat at the PPV being one whoever that was..."
Anthony Royal-“David, fair warning, you are coming very close to swallowing your own teeth.
Stomps by Howard and shots to the ribs…Howard with the cover…1,2…and Slick kicks out. Slick goes for the SLICK STRETCH but Howard quickly fights it off. If Slick was at 100% he may well have had that locked on. Howard goes to the outside having knocked Slick down again. Slick’s head is across the edge of the apron and Howard delivers a hard elbow.
David Saturn-"Do you like Howard as a wrestler Royal? He definitely wrestles a technical style kind of like yourself..."
Neal Steal-"Jason is certainly a good technical wrestler but you can't compare him to Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"I didn't say that you fool! I simply said he likes to wrestle technically...I should also have added he likes to cheat! Now that's something Howard and you have in common Royal..."
Anthony Royal-“Maybe Howard needs to cheat, however I don’t. I wrestle with integrity."
David Saturn-"Just telling the truth! I know you're incapable it Mr corporate image! Funny really if there's any place where you get nothing but lies its the corporate world...oh and a fair share of ass kissing leeches!"
Shot to the back by Howard and Slick falls from the apron to the floor. Slick dropped ribs first across the barricade and Howard with another knee to the ribs. Slick manages to take Howard down but he’s clearly struggling to defend himself. Howard returns to the ring…Slick begins to get to his feet so Howard breaks the count and returns to the outside.
Anthony Royal-“Ass kissing? David do you hear yourself when Hell or Slick come to the ring. You sound like a 13 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert. But to do my job and focusing on the match, I think Slcik just needs to stay down."
David Saturn-"Slick draws inspiration from this crowd...quite a few people calling for him to stay down..."
Neal Steal-"Yes a lot of Jason fans here tonight..."
David Saturn-"I was referring to Slick's fans who are worried about his condition!"
Slick rolled back into the ring and scoopslam by Howard. Now Howard looks to the top rope stopping to taunt the crowd. Elbowdrop by Howard…missed! Slick struggles to his feet.
Slick charges off the ropes and hits another spinning heel kick. For the first time Slick yells out in pain (though his discomfort was always obvious) but manages to charge off the ropes hitting a tremendous dropkick.
David Saturn-"Tremendous move! Slick might still have some fight in him here!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha listen to him moaning in pain. Wimp! You would never yell like that Mr Royal isn't it true you wrestled an ironman match with a torn quad?"
Anthony Royal-"Very true. Not to mention a severe chest cold."
Slick yells out in pain again clutching his ribs…Slick goes for a hurricanrana but Howard catches him…sitdown powerbomb! Blood comes gushing out of Slick’s mouth and the ref calls for the bell. Howard raises his hands in celebration as Slick gets to his feet as the ref explains he had no choice. Slick tosses the ref over the top rope in anger…
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: JASON HOWARD
Neal Steal-"Well Jason said he was going to leave Slop Doctor in a pool of blood and that's exactly what he did! I just don't see why the ref didn't let Jason have the glory of pinning the drunk..."
David Saturn-"Slick is coughing up blood hes hardly covered in it! Look at Howard celebrating like he did this all by himself...and the ref probably thought Slick might have kicked out...he's certainly got enough guts...
Neal Steal-"...and no brains! Hope he's fined for assaulting that official too..."
Anthony Royal-“The ref just screwed Howard out of a career defining moment pinning Slick. Who cares if he was beat up, finish the match like a man."
David Saturn-"Well some people have morals and wouldn't want to win like that...of course you wouldn't be included in that! I do agree the match had to be stopped though Slick clearly isn't in a fit state...we will be back in a few minutes as Hell runs the gauntlet..."
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David Saturn-"This is an over the top rope elimination gauntlet. Hell has to go through SIN one by one to get to Tracy Adkins. Pinfalls will only count if it comes down to Hell v Tracy...
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Making their way to the ring...Red Randal, Rusty Axel, Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins...SIN!!!
SIN huddle at the top of the ramp going over whatever battle plan they may have here tonight. Meanwhile Hell gestures at Royal (just as he did earlier) this time making a move towards him but security quickly climb up on the apron.
David Saturn-"Its certainly been established that Adkins and Carr are co leaders...unless they are taking orders from somebody above..."
Anthony Royal-“If you’re referring to me, I would never work with thugs like SIN. Look at me, I’m a corporate man."
David Saturn-"Well just because you're supposedly a corporate friendly model does not mean you wouldn't work with SIN. You hardly have to be blood brothers to work with someone...I have to work with Steal every week!"
Neal Steal-"I do my own research and carry this broadcast...well aside from seamless broadcasts like this with Mr Royal here..."
David Saturn-"I saw you looking at my notes earlier..."
As Hell has his back turned Rusty attacks from behind. Rusty pounds on Hell’s back then goes to whip him into the ropes. Hell reverses whipping Rusty into the ropes and as Axel rebounds Hell delivers a ferocious powerslam!
Hell lifts Rusty up above his head and tosses him over the top rope! Carr and Randal look horrified but Tracy smirks…
David Saturn-"You're not jobbing tonight Rusty! Pretty low isn't it don't you think Royal doing that? Rusty purposely took falls for other wrestlers and he's proud of that!"
Neal Steal-"He was being a good corporate citizen doing what his boss asked him to do. Not a corporate leader like Mr Royal but a good citizen! That's what Rusty's like he's a good employee. Never been late, totally reliable..."
David Saturn-"Never had any success..."
Anthony Royal-“Success will come if he continues to do what’s right form the company."
Neal Steal-Maybe the plan all along is to lure Hell into a false sense of security...bet Randal will be much tougher!"
Randal charges the ring hoping to make a better impression than Rusty just did. As Randal charges Hell nails him with a hard shot to the jaw. Another shot knocks Randal down and Hell pulls Randal to his feet. Another shot to the jaw by Hell, then another knocking Randal down again. Hell waits for Randal to get to his feet then charges forward and connects with a big boot to the face.
David Saturn-"Randal and Rusty not the brightest of wrestlers. Carr and Adkins definitely the brains of the outfit...even if they are both absolutely mental!"
Neal Steal-"Hear that disgusting language there from Hell? That's exactly what you spoke about when you first addressed this crowd Mr Royal. Getting rid of disgusting, uncorporate friendly stuff like that...."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, I mean, there’s just no place for that here. This company is all about corporate image, and foul language doesn’t fit in with corporate image."
David Saturn-"Randal is no small man look at Hell just lifting him with ease here!"
Hell talks some trash to Carr and Adkins who are getting closer and closer to ringside. Scoopslam by Hell lifting the 300+ pounder with ease! Elbowdrop by Hell but Randal moves at the last moment. Randal then kicks Hell hard in the face as Hell is getting back to his feet. Scoopslam by Randal (he is strong enough to lift the likes of Hell) and then goes to the second rope.
Neal Steal-"Not going to give Randal the same plaudits Saturn? He just slammed Hell with relative ease give credit where its due..."
David Saturn-"It was a damn good move...he's having more success lifting and knocking Hell down than you did Royal..."
Anthony Royal-“That’s because I’m a wrestler, not a brawler. It’s all about corporate image David, and my style is much more corporate friendly."
David Saturn-"Well more scientific yes but what does being corporate have to do with it! I hate that word...and it sure rings a bell..."
Clothesline by Randal knocks Hell back down…Randal goes to throw Hell over the top rope for an elimination meaning he would not be able to face Carr…or the man he really wants Tracy Adkins. Hell fights way from the ropes but Randal forces Hell down to his knees. Randal stretching on the neck and shoulder of Hell…
Hell is fully on his feet again as Randal connects with hard right hands.
David Saturn-"Why don't you admit what you have done? You had something to do with Hell and Flammenkrieg's travel being messed up, the lights haven't been going out on there own...is it who I think it might be helping you? I never thought you and he would be together...not after that chairshot incident..."
Neal Steal-"You have no idea what you're talking about! Nobody is helping Mr Royal be quiet Saturn..."
Anthony Royal-“ The only think I will admit to David is being a great wrestler and a corporate champion."
David Saturn-"Lets go back to the match...wow what a suplex by Randal! Is that too rough for you corporate types..."
Randal then goes for a suplex…and succeeds! Great move by Randal! Some trash talk by Randal and then he chokes Hell but the ref breaks that up quickly. Randal pulls Hell to his feet. However Hell lifts Randal up and drops him face first into the mat! Hell goes to toss Randal over the top rope but Randal reverses and applies a sleeper hold.
Anthony Royal-“Now there’s where you find success. A good old fashioned wrestling move. Hell will be done in no time."
David Saturn-"Moves like that didn't help you against Hell and they won't help Randal...admit who's helping you Royal! Not afraid of him are you?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! You have no right to reveal...or say things that you know nothing about!"
David Saturn-"You know as well don't you? I should have known! Bet you have all been in this together all along!"
Anthony Royal-“David, just shut the hell up you ignorant buffoon. The only person who has helped me is God when he blessed me with my incredible talents."
Neal Steal-"You're embarrassing yourself now Saturn...you're just jealous of Mr Royal like the rest of the fans here!"
Randal trying to wear Hell down at the very least so Carr may have an easier task (Not that facing Hell is an easy task!)
Randal forces Hell down to the mat knowing that it would be far easier to get an unconscious Hell over the top rope. However Hell fights to his feet and connects with several elbows. Hell breaks loose, charges off the ropes but Randal catches Hell with a hard knee to the kidney…
David Saturn-"I didn't see you going after the kidney much Royal...strange for someone who's so skillful in the ring. I thought you would have pinpointed that as a weakness..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal didn't want to go after the kidney. He showed Hell compassion and wanted to show he could beat him without having to go after his main weakness..."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, I’m not about taking the easy way out David."
David Saturn-"You have taken shortcuts nonstop ever since you arrived...and Randal is looking for the same here...god these refs have a hard job..."
Hell is still having problems with that kidney and Randal signals for Carr and Adkins to come down. However several refs are at ringside and prevent them from going any further than halfway down the ramp. Club to the back by Randal who then delivers a backbreaker. Randal again tries to get Carr and Adkins to the ring but the refs are making sure this stays within the gauntlet rules.
David Saturn-"Refs have been threatening to go on strike in recent weeks...what a corporate nightmare that must be. Surely you and your new buddy have been talking about it..."
Anthony Royal-“David you don’t know what you’re talking about."
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of Saturn for his behaviour Mr Royal. If Mr Royal did have internal forces on his side you would be worrying for your job Saturn..."
David Saturn-"That's the only way you would be able to stop me doing my job. That's all I've been doing here tonight asking the questions that need to be asked...and who knows maybe for once I'll provide the answers..."
Anthony Royal-“There are no secret answers David. You sound like Carr now with all this paranoia."
Rusty was sent backstage straight after his elimination. Randal pulls Hell back to his feet and goes to whip him off the ropes again…However Hell blocks and pulls Randal back towards him…HELLPLEX! Randal is them dumped over the top rope and eliminated! Carr is not happy at all and slowly makes his way to the ring...
David Saturn-"Well I thought Randal did well there but the over the top rope rule is really working in Hell's favor!"
Anthony Royal-“Here comes Carr to teach Hell a lesson."
Neal Steal-"Carr doing double duty tonight as well...the first time anyone in AWR has had to wrestle twice in the same night..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake pretty much kicked his ass and ironically it was because of Hell that Carr got the win if you just tuned in...Hell and Rattlesnake having a bit of a falling out..."
Neal Steal-"What else could be expected from those idiots..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr getting his ass handed to him already! He's supposed to be regarded as a thinking man's wrestler like you Royal..."
Neal Steal-"I've always liked Carr but lets not go overboard and compare him to Mr Royal!"
Anthony Royal-“ Carr is fine in the ring, but he’s just not on my level."
Carr goes for a clothesline, blocked and right hands by Hell…
Hell whips Carr off the ropes…back body drop!!! Carr clutches his back in pain but manages to fight away from the ropes. Hard clothesline by Hell followed by another. Hell backs Carr into the corner but Carr whips Hell to the other side. Clothesline by Carr to Hell in the corner…
David Saturn-"Another electric crowd here tonight enjoying their right of freedom of expression. I guess your friends in high places won't like some of these signs in the crowd will they Royal?"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure if God existed he would be a massive fan of Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"...or people who think they are God might..."
Anthony Royal-“I don’t think anyone would be a fan of some of the signs these mongrel fans have brought with them here tonight."
Stomp to the back by Carr and a clubbing blow to the back. Carr with shots to Hell’s bad kidney (which will never recover considering everyone targets it!) and Hell clutches his weak area. Carr tries to eliminate Hell who clutches onto the top rope and pulls himself away. Carr with shots to the face and rams Hell face first into the corner.
David Saturn-"How does "he" feel about you using these dogs Royal? Not a fan from what I recall always said he hated them..."
Anthony Royal-“David that really is quite enough.”
Neal Steal-"If Mr Royal did not despise violence you would be in a very bad position Saturn..."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, but unlike Flammenkrieg, I will not put my hands on a commentator."
Another shot to the kidney by Carr followed by more stomps. Carr then smirks at Adkins on the ramp. Tracy laughs as Carr knocks Hell back down to the mat. More stomps and kicks by Carr and then a blatant chokehold…Snapmare takedown by Carr and just like Randal he is trying to choke Hell out. However Hell gets to his feet and delivers elbows and shots to the face.
Anthony Royal-“I hate to say anything positive about Hell, but he can straight up fight and he’s showing it there with those elbows.”
David Saturn-"I do agree actually. I've said all along that Hell should do what he does best...he isn't quite as technically proficient as he thinks. If I was kissing his ass like Steal says I do I wouldn't be saying that..."
Neal Steal-"Hell going to the top rope now...see thinks he's a real high flyer...but you're a real high flyer aren't you Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Yes he's a real "mixer". Where have you been recently Royal...any fashion events by any chance..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Carr charges off the ropes but Hell executes a hiplock takeover! Hell goes to the top rope but that may be a bad error…Carr moves as Hell misses with the elbowdrop. Carr yells in Hell’s face and delivers insulting little slaps to the face. The weakness of the slaps are probably more insulting to Hell than forceful ones would be.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Hell you're just Robert Carr's bitch! Ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Hell simply won't stay down...it took a baseball bat to the head to do that last week...as you know full well Royal!"
Anthony Royal-“As I said before David, I had Hell right where I wanted him. I didn’t need that idiot Adkin’s help.”
David Saturn-"Actually I don't think you and Adkins planned that after all...I know who you're really working with..."
Neal Steal-"You know nothing! Cut his mic off!"
Shot to the face by Carr but Hell is up to his feet and lays in punches…Carr reverses a whip and charges at Hell in the corner. However Hell moves and Carr goes face first into the turnbuckle. Carr back up to his feet and charges at Hell who responds with stinging jabs and a back drop! Hell whips Carr of the ropes and launches him into the air with a one arm back breaker!
David Saturn-"Wow great move by Hell...and Tracy is about to be fed to the big bad wolf!"
Anthony Royal-“Don’t count Carr out yet Mother Goose.”
Neal Steal-"Don't be so sure yet Hell you big moron!"
Hell then gestures at the crowd that Carr’s time is up and Tracy is next! However Carr rolls under the bottom rope which was a very wise move. Going under the bottom rope does not count as an elimination. Hell rolls underneath the bottom rope and stalks Carr…however Carr suddenly spins round and delivers a hard kick to the jaw.
David Saturn-"Greater counter by Carr and that really has Hell staggering..."
Neal Steal-"Come on security. Do what you were paid to do here tonight and restore order!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! They won't be moving away from Royal! I remember someone else who always surrounded himself with security too...who's picking up the tab Royal? You or him?"
Carr picks up a chair as Hell staggers from the kick. Carr drives the chair hard into Hell’s ribs. The ref calls for a DQ (yes they do count for blatant weapon attacks!) and Carr drives the chair into Hell’s back…Carr has realised he probably couldn’t get Hell over the top rope so will soften him up for Tracy instead! Adkins looks pleased and watches as Carr drives the chair into Hell’s kidney area over and over!
David Saturn-"I don't know if even that will be enough to keep Hell down..."
Neal Steal-"He must have a narrow throat otherwise he would be spitting up blood like Slop Doctor was. We know Slop does not have a narrow throat that's how the drunk guzzles down that cheap filth every night! Only the finest champagne for you Mr Royal right?"
Anthony Royal-“Absolutely Neal, but you’re wasting your breath trying to explain the finer things to David or the idiots watching this show.”
Was this planned all along to lessen the task for the psychotic Adkins? Carr leaves the ring high fiving Tracy on the rampway. Tracy rushes to the ring and delivers insulting jabs to Hell’s head and talks trash at him. Stomps now by Tracy who yells abuse at the crowd. Tracy pulls Hell to his feet…Hell with an inside cradle! 1,2…and Adkins kicks out just!
David Saturn-"Maybe we should think twice before talking about technical skill!"
Anthony Royal-“Please, my cat Toby could execute an inside cradle.”
Neal Steal-"Exactly that's one of the first basics they teach you in wrestling training! Anyone can do that!"
David Saturn-"...and anyone can gain victories with it if you roll someone up just right!"
Now that it is down to just Hell and Adkins pinfalls will count. Tracy quickly lays in stomps to Hell and pulls Hell back to his feet again. Hard show to the jaw by Adkins…charge off the ropes…spinebuster by Hell! Tracy might be broken in half after that! Hell gestures to the crowd who are going nuts! Adkins pulled to his feet and Hell goes for the CHOKESLAM!!!
David Saturn-"Chokeslam. Adkins out for the count again...OH MY GOD! I hate Adkins but my god he has balls...or a death wish!"
Anthony Royal-“Adkins may be an absolute moron, but he’s as tough as they come. Then again, I also kicked out of a Hell chokeslam.”
Neal Steal-"Wow I know Tracy wants to be world champion but to receive a compliment from you Mr Royal must really be the highlight of his career!"
David Saturn-"Why don't you just go kiss some corporate ass then instead of being on this show!"
Hell hits it! Hell with the cover…1,2…and TRACY KICKS OUT!!! Incredible how Adkins managed to kick out of a chokeslam! Hell is in shock…most people wouldn’t have the guts to kick out of that…
It shows how psychotic Adkins is that he would even try to kick out of the chokeslam. Most would just give up after such a blow or be unable to move!
Anthony Royal-“Impressive, but nothing that I couldn’t do.”
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is unbeaten as you fully know!"
David Saturn-"He's unbeaten in AWR not everywhere he has been..."
All the other SIN members are back on the ramp as Hell is still stunned. He gestures at the other SIN members…Tracy however sweeps Hell’s leg out from under him taking him down to the mat. The referee tries to step in and both men shove him away hard at the same time...the ref calls for the bell! The crowd boo realising he has disqualified both men!
WINNER: DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION
David Saturn-"Oh come on what a lousy decision! I think that ref just snapped it was only a push..."
Neal Steal-"Stupid ref Tracy wanted to get the win here..."
Anthony Royal-“Why don’t you ask Hell who he is working with? It’s clear someone instructed that ref to throw this match out so Hell could save face. There was no doubt Adkins would defeat him.”
SIN charge to the ring and begin to kick and stomp on Hell. They hold him down and Tracy takes off his belt and begins to whip Hell. All 4 men grab Hell and drag him up the ramp. Tracy orders Axel and Randal to hold Hell and then he hits the DECAPITATOR!!! Hell's head bounces off the steel before more officials come out and force SIN backstage...
David Saturn-"Once again SIN run riot!"
Anthony Royal-“Good for them. They just earned my respect.”
Neal Steal-"Well that's about it folks...time to go...thank you for joining us Mr Royal it has been a privilege..."
David Saturn-"Not time to go yet. New policy I have...erm...some house show dates to read out...we forgot to mention them earlier...back in just a moment!"
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David Saturn gets up from the announce table and heads toward the ring, stopping only to grab a microphone. He enters and begins to speak, all the while, Royal is staring a hole in him.
David Saturn: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry, but if I could just have a minute of your time. Over the past few weeks, there have been some strange occurrences around here. At first, they seemed like mere coincidences. However, as time went on it became clear that these “coincidences” have only benefited one man, Anthony Royal!
Saturn emphatically points to Royal, who is now standing at the announce table.
David Saturn: Whether it be Flammenkrieg and Hell’s travel arrangement being mysteriously messed up, or a baseball bat magically falling into his hands, the end result has always been the same; Anthony Royal’s rear end being saved and somebody being screwed. And after having the misfortune of sitting on commentary with this man throughout the show and hearing him spew garbage about “corporate image,” I know exactly who is pulling the strings. I know…
David is cut off by Royal who is now holding a mic.
Royal: Enough! That’s enough David!
Royal enters the ring.
Royal: You don’t know anything David. Just go, get out of the ring, go sit at your little desk, and do what you do best, make ears bleed with your hideous commentary.
David Saturn: No! These people deserve to know just what the hell is going on around here!
Royal: David, just drop it. Nothing is going on. Just shut your mouth and forget about it. I’m warning you, drop it. Stop worrying about the ingrates in this arena and worry about what is best for you.
David gulps, but, undeterred, continues to speak.
David Saturn: I will not be intimidated by a sorry excuse for a human being like you. The one pulling the strings is…
Royal smacks the microphone out of David’s hands. The two exchange words that are just barely audible.
Royal: Just leave David. Just leave.
David Saturn: Mic or no mic they will hear me. Its…
David is cut off by Royal’s fist bouncing perversely off of his forehead. Royal looks almost conflicted, almost as if he regrets his actions. He slowly begins walking away from David. Suddenly, he stops, turns around, and pounces of David, laying into him with brutal right hands. Royal gets up, revealing David is badly busted open.
Royal removes his sports coat followed by his collared undershirt. He then brutally kicks David in the head before ripping his tie off and choking him with it. He picks David up with the tie still tightly around his throat and heaves David between the middle and top ropes. David lands on the outside with a thickening thud. Royal picks David up and leans him against the ring apron.
He then slaps David hard in the face before grabbing a steel chair and bringing it down with brutal force on David’s head. Royal then tosses the chair in the ring, followed by David. He kicks David once more in the head before setting the chair up in the middle of the ring. Royal slowly brings David to his feet, spits in his face, and hoists him in the air, delivering a brutal Lights Out on the steel chair, bending and breaking the chair in the process.
Royal leaves David lying in a bloody heap in the ring and exits to the sound of a booing crowd (and the laughter of Neal Steal) as Crash TV goes off the air.
LIVE!
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The announce table is surrounded by security and even a couple of rabid dogs. They are barking constantly clearly irritating Saturn as he tries to open the show...
David Saturn-"If you can hear me over this racket welcome to Awr CRASH Tv! As you can see we have been surrounded by security and rabid dogs...no coincidence I'm sure that Anthony Royal has joined us for commentary this evening...
Neal Steal-"Indeed it is a special treat for all of you! I must say Mr Royal how honoured I am that you have graciously taken time from your busy schedule to join us here tonight..."
Anthony Royal-Well Neal it is a truly a special treat for me to be out here working with a man esteemed as yourself. Hopefully we can get through the show with all of this head splitting noise out here.
David Saturn-"Yes they are making a lot of noise...and its your fault! Don't deny you're the reason why they are out here..."
Neal Steal-"They told me earlier that they are here to ensure things don't get out of hand. With all the chaos on this show in the past few weeks they are out here to restore some law and order! So all these thugs like Hell and Rattlesnake better watch out!"
Anthony Royal-” Well David, the noise I was referring to is actually your nonsensical commentary.”
David Saturn-"You're such a pair of liars! Well we better go to our opening match...
BEST OF SEVEN (MATCH 1)
REGULAR SINGLES MATCH
REGULAR SINGLES MATCH
VS
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"After what happened last week many are asking whether you and Tracy Adkins are in cahoots...bit of a coincidence him using a baseball bat many feel..."
Anthony Royal-“I don’t even know what you’re talking about David. I didn’t ask that idiot to get involved in my match, nor did I need him. I had Hell right where I wanted him."
Neal Steal-"How dare you accuse Mr Royal of being responsible for that! Tracy Adkins acted solely on his own interests Mr Royal has no association with SIN...and that bat at the PPV was obviously intended for Flammenkrieg!"
Anthony Royal-“Thank you Neal.”
David Saturn-"I simply said that a lot of people have been asking that question. We don't all ignore what the fans have to say...and yes I was wondering for myself as well!"
Rattlesnake wastes no time charging at his hated rival and lays in several punches. Face first into the turnbuckle goes Carr and Snake whips him to the opposite corner. That whip was done with some force and Carr drops to his knees. Suplex by Rattlesnake…Carr whipped off the ropes as Snake looks for a back body drop. However Carr sees it coming and kicks Rattlesnake in the chin.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is sometimes too intense. He can be prone to rushing into things and Carr saw that one coming…”
Neal Steal-“A great wrestler thinks about every move…just like you Mr Royal!”
Anthony Royal-“Exactly Neal. Rattlesnake is also sometimes prone to be an absolute jackass, but that is neither here nor there.”
David Saturn-"It was bad enough when we had Carr on commentary didn't think it could get worse than that...you wouldn't remember Steal it was the week after Flammenkrieg kicked your ass!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Flammenkrieg not here tonight of course after getting another deserved beating last week! Lets hope he isn't back anytime soon..."
David Saturn-"Why you both running scared?"
Anthony Royal-“In case you forgot David, I beat Flammenkrieg at Ring of Rage. As long as I’m around nobody will be running scared from that oaf.”
Rattlesnake charges running right into an uppercut by Carr. Some trash talk by Carr and a stomp followed by a club to the back. Shot to the jaw by Carr and then he whips Rattlesnake off the ropes. Snake ducks a clothesline, charges back again and takes Carr out with a Lous Thesz press. Snake returns some trash talk then drops and elbow across Carr’s throat. Rattlesnake with another suplex…
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is just a nonstop ass kicking machine! Like I said he may not always be the thinking man’s wrestler but there’s no slowing him down!”
Anthony Royal-“Rattlesnake will just never make it here in the AWR. He just does have the corporate image or the intelligence to be a star."
Neal Steal-"I fully agree Mr Royal! The last thing Rattlesnake should do is rush into mistakes...its best of seven! The last thing you want to do is fall behind!"
David Saturn-"Plenty of time to bounce back though and right now its looking a lot worse for Carr..."
Anthony Royal-“Don’t worry about Carr. Rattlesnake is bound to do something stupid to cost him the match."
Rattlesnake to the top rope and delivers a fistdrop. 1,2…and Carr kicks out. Rattlesnake places Carr over the bottom rope and goes for a running knee. Snake once again is too fast and Carr moves. Carr taunts Rattlesnake for missing and Snake responds with a huge clothesline! Carr whipped off the ropes…charges back at Snake…STUNNER!!![/color]
Suddenly HELL rushes the ring and stomps on Carr so the ref calls for a DQ.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha! Hell you idiot you just cost your new buddy the match!"
Anthony Royal-“Neal you have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I rattled his brains around pretty good a week ago, there’s no way he’s thinking clearly here.”
David Saturn-"I'm not going to make any accusations...really have no idea what Hell was thinking there...
Anthony Royal-“You never have any idea about anything that goes on around here David. You just always think you do."
Rattlesnake looks pissed and bemused by Hell’s actions preventing the pin but has no time to do anything…HELLPLEX by Hell to Rattlesnake! The crowd don't boo Hell knowing there must be some reason for such unusual actions...Hell makes a slit throat motion to Anthony Royal before making his way back up the ramp...
Neal Steal-"Did you see that? He had no right to make such a vulgar gesture at you Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Stop calling him Mr Royal! Can't believe how blatant an ass kisser you are..."
Anthony Royal-“Hey if Hell wants a round two I’m all for it. I’m the greatest wrestler in the world and if Hell didn’t get enough last week he knows where to find me. And for goodness sake David, leave Neal alone. He is just doing his job as a credible journalist, something you should look into."
David Saturn-"Well we better go to break...better be quick Neal if you're running out of chapstick..."
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On return from break we see Hell alone in the locker room. Al Walters approaches...
Al Walters-"Hello Hell. May I ask why you attacked Rattlesnake after helping him out in recent weeks...
Hell-"Because nobody goes around saying they ordered me to do something! I attacked Robert Carr last week on my own terms not because Rattlesnake supposedly ordered me to do it! Anyway I would quite like to prepare for my upcoming match so if you wouldn't mind!"
Walters takes the hint and leaves...
The scene cuts to a corridor we see Slick Doctor and he is...WALKING! Suddenly SIN (aside from Robert Carr) charge right at him! Slick is rammed hard into the wall as SIN kick and stomp on him. SIN are just a bunch of vultures and turn their attention to a couple of referees who try to intervene. The refs are kicked and stomped then Adkins turns his attentions back to Slick...
Adkins picks up his barbwired baseball bat and smashes it hard right across Slick's ribs and chest! Slick crumples to the ground in a heap as SIN walk away laughing...and Slick's match is up next!
SINGLES MATCH
VS
VS
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Anthony Royal-“I can’t believe Slick is even employed here. What a black eye on the company this drunken fool is. Look at him stumbling around. I think I’m getting a little tipsy just from the stench of booze radiating off of him."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha look at Slop Doctor staggering! He's drunk ha ha ha ha ha!!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! We all saw what just happened SIN ambushed him!"
Neal Steal-"Should award the match to Jason now...how would you react if an opponent came to the ring in such disgraceful condition Mr Royal?"
Slick staggers onto the rampway shoving EMTS aside as they try to assist him. Slick is in obvious discomfort as the ref tries to persuade him not to go ahead with the match. A trickle of blood is running down Slick’s chin…internal bleeding? Howard charges…
Howard with a dropkick to the ribs and Slick is in obvious pain. Kicks and stomps to Slick in the corner by Howard and then a choke.
Anthony Royal-“To answer your question Neal, I wouldn’t even dirty my hands on this drunken piece of garbage.”
David Saturn-"We need to see how badly Slick is hurt...not sure whether that blood from Slick's chin is coming internally..."
Neal Steal-"Course it is can't you see it coming from his mouth!"
David Saturn-"I meant internally as in coming from up through his throat you idiot! Hopefully it is just a bloody tooth or something but Slick is struggling to breathe..."
Anthony Royal-“No David, hopefully it is very serious so we can all be saved from having to see this idiot ever again."
The ref breaks that up as Howard pulls Slick up. Whip off the ropes, slick ducks a clothesline and connects with a spinning heel kick. Punches now by Slick showing tremendous guts here. Howard reverses a whip, Slick charges back and goes for a flying crossbody but Howard catches him. Backbreaker by Howard which won’t do an internal injury any good.
Neal Steal-"Serves Slick right anyway. He gets involved in other people's business like when he attempted to use a chair on you Mr Royal. A taste of his own medicine what he just received backstage..."
Anthony Royal-“Very true. In fact, he’s lucky it was only SIN that got to him and not myself seeking vengeance for his actions against me. It will be good to see Slick gone from this company. Look how the slob dresses."
David Saturn-"Well why does it matter what Slick's wearing? If you want corporate wrestling go someplace else..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is the total opposite to Mr Royal in every way. Mr Royal is all about style, class and corporate image! Slop Doctor has never been anything but a bum! Jason Howard deserves better than this too a very nice young man he is..."
David Saturn-"He should be pleased he's in the ring with a legend...he earned everything he fought for too unlike your buddy here Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal has riches Slick could only dream of...and friends in very high places!"
David Saturn-"Yes the guy who dropped the bat at the PPV being one whoever that was..."
Anthony Royal-“David, fair warning, you are coming very close to swallowing your own teeth.
Stomps by Howard and shots to the ribs…Howard with the cover…1,2…and Slick kicks out. Slick goes for the SLICK STRETCH but Howard quickly fights it off. If Slick was at 100% he may well have had that locked on. Howard goes to the outside having knocked Slick down again. Slick’s head is across the edge of the apron and Howard delivers a hard elbow.
David Saturn-"Do you like Howard as a wrestler Royal? He definitely wrestles a technical style kind of like yourself..."
Neal Steal-"Jason is certainly a good technical wrestler but you can't compare him to Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"I didn't say that you fool! I simply said he likes to wrestle technically...I should also have added he likes to cheat! Now that's something Howard and you have in common Royal..."
Anthony Royal-“Maybe Howard needs to cheat, however I don’t. I wrestle with integrity."
David Saturn-"Just telling the truth! I know you're incapable it Mr corporate image! Funny really if there's any place where you get nothing but lies its the corporate world...oh and a fair share of ass kissing leeches!"
Shot to the back by Howard and Slick falls from the apron to the floor. Slick dropped ribs first across the barricade and Howard with another knee to the ribs. Slick manages to take Howard down but he’s clearly struggling to defend himself. Howard returns to the ring…Slick begins to get to his feet so Howard breaks the count and returns to the outside.
Anthony Royal-“Ass kissing? David do you hear yourself when Hell or Slick come to the ring. You sound like a 13 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert. But to do my job and focusing on the match, I think Slcik just needs to stay down."
David Saturn-"Slick draws inspiration from this crowd...quite a few people calling for him to stay down..."
Neal Steal-"Yes a lot of Jason fans here tonight..."
David Saturn-"I was referring to Slick's fans who are worried about his condition!"
Slick rolled back into the ring and scoopslam by Howard. Now Howard looks to the top rope stopping to taunt the crowd. Elbowdrop by Howard…missed! Slick struggles to his feet.
Slick charges off the ropes and hits another spinning heel kick. For the first time Slick yells out in pain (though his discomfort was always obvious) but manages to charge off the ropes hitting a tremendous dropkick.
David Saturn-"Tremendous move! Slick might still have some fight in him here!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha listen to him moaning in pain. Wimp! You would never yell like that Mr Royal isn't it true you wrestled an ironman match with a torn quad?"
Anthony Royal-"Very true. Not to mention a severe chest cold."
Slick yells out in pain again clutching his ribs…Slick goes for a hurricanrana but Howard catches him…sitdown powerbomb! Blood comes gushing out of Slick’s mouth and the ref calls for the bell. Howard raises his hands in celebration as Slick gets to his feet as the ref explains he had no choice. Slick tosses the ref over the top rope in anger…
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: JASON HOWARD
Neal Steal-"Well Jason said he was going to leave Slop Doctor in a pool of blood and that's exactly what he did! I just don't see why the ref didn't let Jason have the glory of pinning the drunk..."
David Saturn-"Slick is coughing up blood hes hardly covered in it! Look at Howard celebrating like he did this all by himself...and the ref probably thought Slick might have kicked out...he's certainly got enough guts...
Neal Steal-"...and no brains! Hope he's fined for assaulting that official too..."
Anthony Royal-“The ref just screwed Howard out of a career defining moment pinning Slick. Who cares if he was beat up, finish the match like a man."
David Saturn-"Well some people have morals and wouldn't want to win like that...of course you wouldn't be included in that! I do agree the match had to be stopped though Slick clearly isn't in a fit state...we will be back in a few minutes as Hell runs the gauntlet..."
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GAUNTLET MATCH
David Saturn-"This is an over the top rope elimination gauntlet. Hell has to go through SIN one by one to get to Tracy Adkins. Pinfalls will only count if it comes down to Hell v Tracy...
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Making their way to the ring...Red Randal, Rusty Axel, Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins...SIN!!!
SIN huddle at the top of the ramp going over whatever battle plan they may have here tonight. Meanwhile Hell gestures at Royal (just as he did earlier) this time making a move towards him but security quickly climb up on the apron.
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David Saturn-"Its certainly been established that Adkins and Carr are co leaders...unless they are taking orders from somebody above..."
Anthony Royal-“If you’re referring to me, I would never work with thugs like SIN. Look at me, I’m a corporate man."
David Saturn-"Well just because you're supposedly a corporate friendly model does not mean you wouldn't work with SIN. You hardly have to be blood brothers to work with someone...I have to work with Steal every week!"
Neal Steal-"I do my own research and carry this broadcast...well aside from seamless broadcasts like this with Mr Royal here..."
David Saturn-"I saw you looking at my notes earlier..."
As Hell has his back turned Rusty attacks from behind. Rusty pounds on Hell’s back then goes to whip him into the ropes. Hell reverses whipping Rusty into the ropes and as Axel rebounds Hell delivers a ferocious powerslam!
Hell lifts Rusty up above his head and tosses him over the top rope! Carr and Randal look horrified but Tracy smirks…
David Saturn-"You're not jobbing tonight Rusty! Pretty low isn't it don't you think Royal doing that? Rusty purposely took falls for other wrestlers and he's proud of that!"
Neal Steal-"He was being a good corporate citizen doing what his boss asked him to do. Not a corporate leader like Mr Royal but a good citizen! That's what Rusty's like he's a good employee. Never been late, totally reliable..."
David Saturn-"Never had any success..."
Anthony Royal-“Success will come if he continues to do what’s right form the company."
Neal Steal-Maybe the plan all along is to lure Hell into a false sense of security...bet Randal will be much tougher!"
VS
Randal charges the ring hoping to make a better impression than Rusty just did. As Randal charges Hell nails him with a hard shot to the jaw. Another shot knocks Randal down and Hell pulls Randal to his feet. Another shot to the jaw by Hell, then another knocking Randal down again. Hell waits for Randal to get to his feet then charges forward and connects with a big boot to the face.
David Saturn-"Randal and Rusty not the brightest of wrestlers. Carr and Adkins definitely the brains of the outfit...even if they are both absolutely mental!"
Neal Steal-"Hear that disgusting language there from Hell? That's exactly what you spoke about when you first addressed this crowd Mr Royal. Getting rid of disgusting, uncorporate friendly stuff like that...."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, I mean, there’s just no place for that here. This company is all about corporate image, and foul language doesn’t fit in with corporate image."
David Saturn-"Randal is no small man look at Hell just lifting him with ease here!"
Hell talks some trash to Carr and Adkins who are getting closer and closer to ringside. Scoopslam by Hell lifting the 300+ pounder with ease! Elbowdrop by Hell but Randal moves at the last moment. Randal then kicks Hell hard in the face as Hell is getting back to his feet. Scoopslam by Randal (he is strong enough to lift the likes of Hell) and then goes to the second rope.
Neal Steal-"Not going to give Randal the same plaudits Saturn? He just slammed Hell with relative ease give credit where its due..."
David Saturn-"It was a damn good move...he's having more success lifting and knocking Hell down than you did Royal..."
Anthony Royal-“That’s because I’m a wrestler, not a brawler. It’s all about corporate image David, and my style is much more corporate friendly."
David Saturn-"Well more scientific yes but what does being corporate have to do with it! I hate that word...and it sure rings a bell..."
Clothesline by Randal knocks Hell back down…Randal goes to throw Hell over the top rope for an elimination meaning he would not be able to face Carr…or the man he really wants Tracy Adkins. Hell fights way from the ropes but Randal forces Hell down to his knees. Randal stretching on the neck and shoulder of Hell…
Hell is fully on his feet again as Randal connects with hard right hands.
David Saturn-"Why don't you admit what you have done? You had something to do with Hell and Flammenkrieg's travel being messed up, the lights haven't been going out on there own...is it who I think it might be helping you? I never thought you and he would be together...not after that chairshot incident..."
Neal Steal-"You have no idea what you're talking about! Nobody is helping Mr Royal be quiet Saturn..."
Anthony Royal-“ The only think I will admit to David is being a great wrestler and a corporate champion."
David Saturn-"Lets go back to the match...wow what a suplex by Randal! Is that too rough for you corporate types..."
Randal then goes for a suplex…and succeeds! Great move by Randal! Some trash talk by Randal and then he chokes Hell but the ref breaks that up quickly. Randal pulls Hell to his feet. However Hell lifts Randal up and drops him face first into the mat! Hell goes to toss Randal over the top rope but Randal reverses and applies a sleeper hold.
Anthony Royal-“Now there’s where you find success. A good old fashioned wrestling move. Hell will be done in no time."
David Saturn-"Moves like that didn't help you against Hell and they won't help Randal...admit who's helping you Royal! Not afraid of him are you?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! You have no right to reveal...or say things that you know nothing about!"
David Saturn-"You know as well don't you? I should have known! Bet you have all been in this together all along!"
Anthony Royal-“David, just shut the hell up you ignorant buffoon. The only person who has helped me is God when he blessed me with my incredible talents."
Neal Steal-"You're embarrassing yourself now Saturn...you're just jealous of Mr Royal like the rest of the fans here!"
Randal trying to wear Hell down at the very least so Carr may have an easier task (Not that facing Hell is an easy task!)
Randal forces Hell down to the mat knowing that it would be far easier to get an unconscious Hell over the top rope. However Hell fights to his feet and connects with several elbows. Hell breaks loose, charges off the ropes but Randal catches Hell with a hard knee to the kidney…
David Saturn-"I didn't see you going after the kidney much Royal...strange for someone who's so skillful in the ring. I thought you would have pinpointed that as a weakness..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal didn't want to go after the kidney. He showed Hell compassion and wanted to show he could beat him without having to go after his main weakness..."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, I’m not about taking the easy way out David."
David Saturn-"You have taken shortcuts nonstop ever since you arrived...and Randal is looking for the same here...god these refs have a hard job..."
Hell is still having problems with that kidney and Randal signals for Carr and Adkins to come down. However several refs are at ringside and prevent them from going any further than halfway down the ramp. Club to the back by Randal who then delivers a backbreaker. Randal again tries to get Carr and Adkins to the ring but the refs are making sure this stays within the gauntlet rules.
David Saturn-"Refs have been threatening to go on strike in recent weeks...what a corporate nightmare that must be. Surely you and your new buddy have been talking about it..."
Anthony Royal-“David you don’t know what you’re talking about."
Neal Steal-"I apologise on behalf of Saturn for his behaviour Mr Royal. If Mr Royal did have internal forces on his side you would be worrying for your job Saturn..."
David Saturn-"That's the only way you would be able to stop me doing my job. That's all I've been doing here tonight asking the questions that need to be asked...and who knows maybe for once I'll provide the answers..."
Anthony Royal-“There are no secret answers David. You sound like Carr now with all this paranoia."
Rusty was sent backstage straight after his elimination. Randal pulls Hell back to his feet and goes to whip him off the ropes again…However Hell blocks and pulls Randal back towards him…HELLPLEX! Randal is them dumped over the top rope and eliminated! Carr is not happy at all and slowly makes his way to the ring...
David Saturn-"Well I thought Randal did well there but the over the top rope rule is really working in Hell's favor!"
Anthony Royal-“Here comes Carr to teach Hell a lesson."
Neal Steal-"Carr doing double duty tonight as well...the first time anyone in AWR has had to wrestle twice in the same night..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake pretty much kicked his ass and ironically it was because of Hell that Carr got the win if you just tuned in...Hell and Rattlesnake having a bit of a falling out..."
Neal Steal-"What else could be expected from those idiots..."
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David Saturn-"Well Carr getting his ass handed to him already! He's supposed to be regarded as a thinking man's wrestler like you Royal..."
Neal Steal-"I've always liked Carr but lets not go overboard and compare him to Mr Royal!"
Anthony Royal-“ Carr is fine in the ring, but he’s just not on my level."
Carr goes for a clothesline, blocked and right hands by Hell…
Hell whips Carr off the ropes…back body drop!!! Carr clutches his back in pain but manages to fight away from the ropes. Hard clothesline by Hell followed by another. Hell backs Carr into the corner but Carr whips Hell to the other side. Clothesline by Carr to Hell in the corner…
David Saturn-"Another electric crowd here tonight enjoying their right of freedom of expression. I guess your friends in high places won't like some of these signs in the crowd will they Royal?"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure if God existed he would be a massive fan of Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"...or people who think they are God might..."
Anthony Royal-“I don’t think anyone would be a fan of some of the signs these mongrel fans have brought with them here tonight."
Stomp to the back by Carr and a clubbing blow to the back. Carr with shots to Hell’s bad kidney (which will never recover considering everyone targets it!) and Hell clutches his weak area. Carr tries to eliminate Hell who clutches onto the top rope and pulls himself away. Carr with shots to the face and rams Hell face first into the corner.
David Saturn-"How does "he" feel about you using these dogs Royal? Not a fan from what I recall always said he hated them..."
Anthony Royal-“David that really is quite enough.”
Neal Steal-"If Mr Royal did not despise violence you would be in a very bad position Saturn..."
Anthony Royal-“Yes, but unlike Flammenkrieg, I will not put my hands on a commentator."
Another shot to the kidney by Carr followed by more stomps. Carr then smirks at Adkins on the ramp. Tracy laughs as Carr knocks Hell back down to the mat. More stomps and kicks by Carr and then a blatant chokehold…Snapmare takedown by Carr and just like Randal he is trying to choke Hell out. However Hell gets to his feet and delivers elbows and shots to the face.
Anthony Royal-“I hate to say anything positive about Hell, but he can straight up fight and he’s showing it there with those elbows.”
David Saturn-"I do agree actually. I've said all along that Hell should do what he does best...he isn't quite as technically proficient as he thinks. If I was kissing his ass like Steal says I do I wouldn't be saying that..."
Neal Steal-"Hell going to the top rope now...see thinks he's a real high flyer...but you're a real high flyer aren't you Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Yes he's a real "mixer". Where have you been recently Royal...any fashion events by any chance..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
Carr charges off the ropes but Hell executes a hiplock takeover! Hell goes to the top rope but that may be a bad error…Carr moves as Hell misses with the elbowdrop. Carr yells in Hell’s face and delivers insulting little slaps to the face. The weakness of the slaps are probably more insulting to Hell than forceful ones would be.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Hell you're just Robert Carr's bitch! Ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Hell simply won't stay down...it took a baseball bat to the head to do that last week...as you know full well Royal!"
Anthony Royal-“As I said before David, I had Hell right where I wanted him. I didn’t need that idiot Adkin’s help.”
David Saturn-"Actually I don't think you and Adkins planned that after all...I know who you're really working with..."
Neal Steal-"You know nothing! Cut his mic off!"
Shot to the face by Carr but Hell is up to his feet and lays in punches…Carr reverses a whip and charges at Hell in the corner. However Hell moves and Carr goes face first into the turnbuckle. Carr back up to his feet and charges at Hell who responds with stinging jabs and a back drop! Hell whips Carr of the ropes and launches him into the air with a one arm back breaker!
David Saturn-"Wow great move by Hell...and Tracy is about to be fed to the big bad wolf!"
Anthony Royal-“Don’t count Carr out yet Mother Goose.”
Neal Steal-"Don't be so sure yet Hell you big moron!"
Hell then gestures at the crowd that Carr’s time is up and Tracy is next! However Carr rolls under the bottom rope which was a very wise move. Going under the bottom rope does not count as an elimination. Hell rolls underneath the bottom rope and stalks Carr…however Carr suddenly spins round and delivers a hard kick to the jaw.
David Saturn-"Greater counter by Carr and that really has Hell staggering..."
Neal Steal-"Come on security. Do what you were paid to do here tonight and restore order!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal! They won't be moving away from Royal! I remember someone else who always surrounded himself with security too...who's picking up the tab Royal? You or him?"
Carr picks up a chair as Hell staggers from the kick. Carr drives the chair hard into Hell’s ribs. The ref calls for a DQ (yes they do count for blatant weapon attacks!) and Carr drives the chair into Hell’s back…Carr has realised he probably couldn’t get Hell over the top rope so will soften him up for Tracy instead! Adkins looks pleased and watches as Carr drives the chair into Hell’s kidney area over and over!
David Saturn-"I don't know if even that will be enough to keep Hell down..."
Neal Steal-"He must have a narrow throat otherwise he would be spitting up blood like Slop Doctor was. We know Slop does not have a narrow throat that's how the drunk guzzles down that cheap filth every night! Only the finest champagne for you Mr Royal right?"
Anthony Royal-“Absolutely Neal, but you’re wasting your breath trying to explain the finer things to David or the idiots watching this show.”
VS
Was this planned all along to lessen the task for the psychotic Adkins? Carr leaves the ring high fiving Tracy on the rampway. Tracy rushes to the ring and delivers insulting jabs to Hell’s head and talks trash at him. Stomps now by Tracy who yells abuse at the crowd. Tracy pulls Hell to his feet…Hell with an inside cradle! 1,2…and Adkins kicks out just!
David Saturn-"Maybe we should think twice before talking about technical skill!"
Anthony Royal-“Please, my cat Toby could execute an inside cradle.”
Neal Steal-"Exactly that's one of the first basics they teach you in wrestling training! Anyone can do that!"
David Saturn-"...and anyone can gain victories with it if you roll someone up just right!"
Now that it is down to just Hell and Adkins pinfalls will count. Tracy quickly lays in stomps to Hell and pulls Hell back to his feet again. Hard show to the jaw by Adkins…charge off the ropes…spinebuster by Hell! Tracy might be broken in half after that! Hell gestures to the crowd who are going nuts! Adkins pulled to his feet and Hell goes for the CHOKESLAM!!!
David Saturn-"Chokeslam. Adkins out for the count again...OH MY GOD! I hate Adkins but my god he has balls...or a death wish!"
Anthony Royal-“Adkins may be an absolute moron, but he’s as tough as they come. Then again, I also kicked out of a Hell chokeslam.”
Neal Steal-"Wow I know Tracy wants to be world champion but to receive a compliment from you Mr Royal must really be the highlight of his career!"
David Saturn-"Why don't you just go kiss some corporate ass then instead of being on this show!"
Hell hits it! Hell with the cover…1,2…and TRACY KICKS OUT!!! Incredible how Adkins managed to kick out of a chokeslam! Hell is in shock…most people wouldn’t have the guts to kick out of that…
It shows how psychotic Adkins is that he would even try to kick out of the chokeslam. Most would just give up after such a blow or be unable to move!
Anthony Royal-“Impressive, but nothing that I couldn’t do.”
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is unbeaten as you fully know!"
David Saturn-"He's unbeaten in AWR not everywhere he has been..."
All the other SIN members are back on the ramp as Hell is still stunned. He gestures at the other SIN members…Tracy however sweeps Hell’s leg out from under him taking him down to the mat. The referee tries to step in and both men shove him away hard at the same time...the ref calls for the bell! The crowd boo realising he has disqualified both men!
WINNER: DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION
David Saturn-"Oh come on what a lousy decision! I think that ref just snapped it was only a push..."
Neal Steal-"Stupid ref Tracy wanted to get the win here..."
Anthony Royal-“Why don’t you ask Hell who he is working with? It’s clear someone instructed that ref to throw this match out so Hell could save face. There was no doubt Adkins would defeat him.”
SIN charge to the ring and begin to kick and stomp on Hell. They hold him down and Tracy takes off his belt and begins to whip Hell. All 4 men grab Hell and drag him up the ramp. Tracy orders Axel and Randal to hold Hell and then he hits the DECAPITATOR!!! Hell's head bounces off the steel before more officials come out and force SIN backstage...
David Saturn-"Once again SIN run riot!"
Anthony Royal-“Good for them. They just earned my respect.”
Neal Steal-"Well that's about it folks...time to go...thank you for joining us Mr Royal it has been a privilege..."
David Saturn-"Not time to go yet. New policy I have...erm...some house show dates to read out...we forgot to mention them earlier...back in just a moment!"
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David Saturn gets up from the announce table and heads toward the ring, stopping only to grab a microphone. He enters and begins to speak, all the while, Royal is staring a hole in him.
David Saturn: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry, but if I could just have a minute of your time. Over the past few weeks, there have been some strange occurrences around here. At first, they seemed like mere coincidences. However, as time went on it became clear that these “coincidences” have only benefited one man, Anthony Royal!
Saturn emphatically points to Royal, who is now standing at the announce table.
David Saturn: Whether it be Flammenkrieg and Hell’s travel arrangement being mysteriously messed up, or a baseball bat magically falling into his hands, the end result has always been the same; Anthony Royal’s rear end being saved and somebody being screwed. And after having the misfortune of sitting on commentary with this man throughout the show and hearing him spew garbage about “corporate image,” I know exactly who is pulling the strings. I know…
David is cut off by Royal who is now holding a mic.
Royal: Enough! That’s enough David!
Royal enters the ring.
Royal: You don’t know anything David. Just go, get out of the ring, go sit at your little desk, and do what you do best, make ears bleed with your hideous commentary.
David Saturn: No! These people deserve to know just what the hell is going on around here!
Royal: David, just drop it. Nothing is going on. Just shut your mouth and forget about it. I’m warning you, drop it. Stop worrying about the ingrates in this arena and worry about what is best for you.
David gulps, but, undeterred, continues to speak.
David Saturn: I will not be intimidated by a sorry excuse for a human being like you. The one pulling the strings is…
Royal smacks the microphone out of David’s hands. The two exchange words that are just barely audible.
Royal: Just leave David. Just leave.
David Saturn: Mic or no mic they will hear me. Its…
David is cut off by Royal’s fist bouncing perversely off of his forehead. Royal looks almost conflicted, almost as if he regrets his actions. He slowly begins walking away from David. Suddenly, he stops, turns around, and pounces of David, laying into him with brutal right hands. Royal gets up, revealing David is badly busted open.
Royal removes his sports coat followed by his collared undershirt. He then brutally kicks David in the head before ripping his tie off and choking him with it. He picks David up with the tie still tightly around his throat and heaves David between the middle and top ropes. David lands on the outside with a thickening thud. Royal picks David up and leans him against the ring apron.
He then slaps David hard in the face before grabbing a steel chair and bringing it down with brutal force on David’s head. Royal then tosses the chair in the ring, followed by David. He kicks David once more in the head before setting the chair up in the middle of the ring. Royal slowly brings David to his feet, spits in his face, and hoists him in the air, delivering a brutal Lights Out on the steel chair, bending and breaking the chair in the process.
Royal leaves David lying in a bloody heap in the ring and exits to the sound of a booing crowd (and the laughter of Neal Steal) as Crash TV goes off the air.