Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 9, 2011 9:24:17 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #12
LIVE!
The night opens as a limo pulls up to the arena before we cut to the commentators…
Al Walters-“Hello and welcome to the CRASH! I’m Al Walters filling in for David Saturn who is currently incapacitated…"
Neal Steal-“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For anyone who missed it last week Saturn finally got what he deserved!”
Al Walters-“Well I was assaulted a few weeks ago myself and it wasn’t an enjoyable experience. Still I got off lightly compared to the beating Saturn took at the hands of Royal…”
The scene cuts back to the limo again as the chauffeur makes his way to the back door. The camera focuses in and for the first time in AWR we see none other than SILVIO MEGALA.
Neal Steal-“AH! IT’S MR MEGALA! MR MEGALA IS HERE WALTERS! YAHOO! ITS MR MEGALA! LOOK WALTERS…”
Al Walters-"It is indeed. I did hear a rumour that one of the AWR shareholders was going to join us tonight to address the chaos in recent weeks…”
Neal Steal-“Mr Megala is going to shake things up!”
The camera follows Megala as he struts into the arena. Nothing has changed from his appearance in the past…the same immaculate suit, hair and of course that smirk (which looks as sincere as usual)
Silvio makes his way down the main backstage corridor as a few staff rush to greet him. Most look rather concerned and try not to make eye contact for fear of being admonished…
Neal Steal-“I wonder if Mr Megala will allow these fans the unexpected treat of seeing his greatness live and in person!”
Al Walters-“Well it certainly looks like he’s making his way out here…those staff look a little bit worried…”
Neal Steal”Yeah the bunch of slackers won’t know what hit them when Mr Megala makes his way out here!”
“No Chance In Hell” plays over the PA and Megala struts out onto the stage. The fans boo presumably due to Megala’s attitude in the past (incredibly egotistical) and the recent rumours that have been going around…
Neal Steal-“I must go and meet Mr Megala…”
Steal rushes up to the stage as Megala greets him with a grin and a handshake. Steal starts clapping Silvio all the way down the ramp and into the ring. Just a shameless level of ass kissing from Steal here as he holds open the ropes. Steal yells at the ring announcer to hand him the mic…
Neal Steal-“Raise your hands in appreciation for the greatest fashion icon who ever lived! A 3 time NIWF World champion…the great Silvio Megala!!!”
Al Walters-“Silvio Megala and Neal Steal no strangers to each other. They met in the NIWF when Neal announced there and Neal even served as Silvio’s manager in the past. I hear Steal still works for Megala Enterprises…and I wonder whether Neal knew Silvio was going to be here tonight…
Silvio Megala-"Good evening everybody! How nice to be in front of a professional wrestling crowd again! Bet none of you imagined you would have the pleasure of seeing the billion dollar emperor live and in person!"
The crowd boo. Silvio pretends he hasn't heard anything...
Silvio Megala-"Now lets get down to business. When you're a multi billionaire there's only so much time you can allocate! As you will all be aware by now a substantial stake in this company is held by Megala Enterprises. In recent weeks this show has been rather heated to say the least! Well its time to put a bit of corporate order back into proceedings..."
Steal begins clapping again...
Silvio Megala-"Violence isn't and never has been the answer. Along with excessive vulgar language the rate of violent incidents in this company has been far too high! Whatever happened to good old fashioned sportsmanship in the ring? That is the way yours truly always competed and considering the level of personal success it is the prime example for others to follow!"
Silvio Megala-"Now lets start with Jason Howard. A few weeks ago Mr Howard was publicly humiliated when he urgently required the arena lavatory facilities. Now nobody enjoys being humiliated...not that the 6 time winner of the Milan fashion awards would know anything about that! However Mr Howard chose to assault a man who was simply trying to do his job. For that indiscretion Mr Howard will be fined a sum of $1000 dollars."
Walters looks quite satisfied...
Silvio Megala-"Next up is Rattlesnake. You will be fined $1500 dollars for your consistent vulgar language. Despite polite requests to desist it got worse and worse by the week!"
Silvio Megala-"Now we shall move on to a group that has been causing havoc in recent weeks...SIN. There's been so many violent incidents that we would be here all night if each one was stated! SIN you will each be fined a total of $2000 dollars. Count yourself lucky the penalty isn't more severe..."
Silvio Megala-"Now to move onto Slick Doctor...Slick we know each other very well don't we? Its sad that you still haven't learned the error of your ways in your backstage conduct and lifestyle choices! and Flammenkrieg. You will each be fined a total of $5000."
The crowd boo wondering how that can be justifiable...
Silvio Megala-"Slick threw a red substance over another wrestler several weeks ago. Randal could have easily been blinded had it made contact with his eyes. Flammenkrieg assaulted an innocent announcer as well and that attack was far more aggressive than the Howard incident."
Apparently Megala didn't see Flammenkrieg being shot in the face...far more likely to blind than paint...
Silvio Megala-"Now we move on to another 7 foot maniac...that individual of course being none other than Hell! Did you see that appalling graphic violence Hell inflicted on some people this past week which he subsequently had broadcasted on awr.com? For that Hell will be fined a total of $10000 dollars...not to mention attempting to kill Robert Carr by hanging!"
Silvio Megala-"There is however one more person who hasn't been mentioned. One more heavy fine has to be handed out here tonight...Anthony Royal please come to the ring..."
Steal looks worried as Royal makes his way to ringside...probably wondering which ass he will have to choose for kissing.
Silvio Megala-"Thank you for coming out here Mr Royal. Now all this violence seems to go back to one incident...2 wrestlers were attacked backstage. One hasn't been seen since and the other was forced to leave due to a loser leaves town stipulation. Later after assaulting both Hell and Flammenkrieg you revealed your identity to the world. It could be said Mr Royal that you are the one who instigated all this violence..."
Royal looks angry while Steal keeps glancing at both men...
Silvio Megala-"Then you proceeded to assault David Saturn. It was a brutal, sustained attack on a weak man who had no chance of defending himself against an athlete of your calibre. It was even more brutal than the attack Flammenkrieg to Neal..."
Silvio Megala-"For all that there will be a $10,000 fine for unprofessional conduct...you can expect it in the post shortly Mr Saturn..."
The crowd sound stunned. Megala looks at Royal...
Silvio Megala-"...and as for you Mr Royal...the CEO of Megala Enterprises extends his hand to you..."
Silvio holds out his hand and Royal shakes it. Both men laugh as Steal again begins clapping. Steal looks almost orgasmic with joy...
Silvio Megala-"You want to know why Anthony attacked those people? It was at the request of yours truly! Now when the Italian genius bought a stake in this company it was done so on the understanding that the product would be both classy and sportsmanlike. However from week 1 it was evident the company would spiral out of control if something wasn't done! It was just the same as the NIWF and IWG used to be! The Corporate Army fought the good fight in the NIWF against the likes of Slick and Mr Royal will do the same here in AWR! It is time wrestling in this country was cleaned up once and for all!"
Its becoming clear now exactly why Flammenkrieg and Hell were late several weeks back. The security, the lights going out...its obvious who was pulling the strings...even if Megala wasn't the one who physically dropped the bat at the PPV its clear he ordered it...
Silvio Megala-"So we launched a preemptive strike. Mr Royal did not wish to be the orchestrator of those violent incidents. He was simply hoping it would discourage others from following the same path! Unfortunately the intelligence level here in AWR is rather low...instead the violence got worse and worse! Mr Royal shares the same corporate integrity...as well as also being a former NIWF champion! We had problems once...remember that chair incident Anthony? In retrospect you were quite right to be upset...you were the one who sold that PPV. Yet your spotlight was taken...not entirely...but partly when the CEO of Megala Enterprises came out for guest commentary as a special surprise. You made your feelings quite clear that evening...and infact you gained the respect of the billion dollar emperor..."
Silvio Megala-"Now Neal...you have something to present please..."
Steal leaves the ring and reaches under the announce desk. He pulls out a briefcase and heads back to the ring...
Silvio Megala-"Ladies and gentlemen...put your hands together..."
Steal opens the briefcase and pulls out a title belt...
Silvio Megala-"...for your first ever AWR champion...Anthony...ROYAL!!!"
The crowd boo as Royal grins and shakes Silvio's hand again. Steal puts the belt around Royal's waist...
Silvio Megala-"Now Anthony there is a slight problem...the other AWR shareholders objected to the initial plan. So while it might not yet be official as originally intended you will still be allowed the honor of wearing that belt! It was yours truly who paid for it and yours truly who will choose the man who wears it! It may not be official but ladies and gentlemen you are looking at the only man who deserves to be called the AWR World Champion!"
A cascade of boos echo around the arena...
Silvio Megala-"Now as for the AWR shareholders...you have 30 days each to accept the offer that has been made to you. Very generous it is too considering your lies and false premises! You need the backing of Megala Enterprises! That is the only reason this company has a solid foundation. Without it the foundations will crumble and be reduced to nothing but dust! You will sell your stakes and you will do so promptly and without delay! The longer you delay the worse things will get...either accept or the AWR will be no more! That is unless you get another backer...and who is that going to be...Santa Claus! Ha ha ha ha!"
Steal laughs hysterically at Megala's rather unfunny joke and continues to clap...
Silvio Megala-"Once again ladies and gentlemen have a most pleasant evening..."
Steal continues to clap as we cut to commercial...
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As the show resumes from a sponsor break Hell walks out to the ring as his music blasts over the P.A system. He walks over to the broadcast table and stares at Neal Steal who is now cringing in his seat. He takes the Mic from Neal. Hells music stops and before Hell gets in the ring he looks at Neal and lift's the Mic.
Hell:"I doubt you will be needing this. You rarely have anything to say that is worth mentioning! By the way Neal what are you going to do once Anthony Royal takes your place? Then who's ass will you kiss? I mean after all it looks like Royal is next in line to be head nurse. You know" Head Nurse" the one with all the dirt on their knees!"
Hell turns around and climbs in the ring and walks to the center of it. He pauses a moment and then raises the Mic and begins to unleash a harsh promo.
Hell: Before I get to the real reason I came out here I just need to quickly address something right now before it gets out of hand or goes further. Last week I came out here and I attacked Robert Carr .
The fans cheer.
Hell: This did cost Rattle Snake a match in his best of seven series with Carr. Rattle Snake ..After that I attacked Rattle Snake as well. For the last week he has been trying to figure out why I attacked him. Rattle Snake you told the world in your promo that you ordered me to attack Robert Carr. Rattle Snake I am Hell and no one orders me to do anything and that is why I took exception to that statement. I think an apology is in order!
The fans cheer as they seem to agree with Hell.
Hell: Now for the real reason I am out here.
Hell stops and pulls a bottle of water from duster trench coat he is wearing. He opens it, takes a sip and resumes speaking.
Hell: Now lets get down to business. Silvio Megala now that the world knows your secret with Anthony Royal I wonder how you feel Anthony about beating up David Saturn last week! I mean was it absolutely uncalled for? I mean your boy friend practically came out and admitted you two are in bed together at the beginning of the program. Listen Royal you do not scare me one bit and as far as Silvio Megela goes he is nothing but a joke. It was me that dethroned his ass in PWR and I am the only one that put a smudge on his name and win loss record just like I intend to do to you tonight in that cage Royal. You think you are ten feet tall and bullet proof. You think no one can stop your onslaught but Royal there is one man here who can and will and that man is me.Damian Lucifer or Hell if you like. Tonight Royal you are about to find out why its always Hell this and Hell that and when it is all said and over Royal both of us are going to need at least a week off if not more. As for you Silvio Megala I don't care if your one of the bosses or not you little rich prick because if you stick your nose in this match or if i see that baseball bat fall from the rafters and if you are anywhere around I will snap that bat in half with my bare hands and shove it splinters first where no man other then Neal Steal has gone and that will be up your ass till it comes out of your throat! You might help sign the checks but you do not own me Megala! You can own Royal for your own personal bitch but I am Hell and I am nobodies Bitch. Royal very shortly your going to find that out too the hard way!
Hell tosses the Mic down and walks to the back without his music playing.
Neal Steal-"Hell might have a superiority complex because of his size but Mr Megala and Mr Royal will cut him down to size!"
Al Walters-"Well he's certainly not in a great mood and that may be bad news for Royal. Still even Royal admits he's likely to be in for a very painful evening...
Neal Steal-"Not as painful as the one Hell will endure!"
Al Walters-"Well quite a bit of talking but now its time for some wrestling! Playboy Pete vs Red Randal..."
Neal Steal-"How can you say its time for some wrestling and then mention that fat oafs name..."
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Al Walters-"Pete looking for some retribution here. It was SIN of course who recently cost Pete a match against Jason Howard..."
Neal Steal-"You must be grateful to Mr Megala looking out for your best interests like that. Still I'm sure Jason has learned his lesson Mr Megala sees a lot of potential in him..."
Al Walters-"Well I don't think its healthy to keep grudges. Still I thought that some of the other fines were a little excessive..."
Neal Steal-"You should be thanking Mr Megala not questioning the other excellent decisions he made!"
As Pete enters the ring Randal immediately lays into him with punches. Pete backed into the corner and Randal mounts him looking for the 10 punch sequence. Pete shoves Randal hard to the mat. Pete looks for a clothesline, Randal ducks and delivers several punches.Randal charges off the ropes and tries to knock the 400 pounder off his feet.
Al Walters-"A little surprised that SIN are not out here...Rusty and Robert Carr will also be in action. Tracy Adkins hasn't been seen in the arena so will wait and see whether he is here..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Randal knock that big oaf off his feet! Pete is another man with a superiority complex...at least people like Hell make their size count! Pete is a wimp!"
Another clothesline by Randal has little impact and Pete ducks the 4 attempt. Randal leaps forward on the fifth attempt and finally knocks Pete down. Randal isn’t a small man himself at 300 pounds…Pete lands on the apron and falls to the outside. Randal connects with a baseball slide and the climbs onto the apron. Randal leaps off but Pete moves and Randal hits the barrier face first!
Neal Steal-"They shouldn't put those barriers so close to the ring! I think they should use that hockey glass at wrestling events anyway stop them having any chance of physical contact with the wrestlers..."
Al Walters-"Well isn't Silvio responsible for how close the ring is to the fans?"
Neal Steal-"Other shareholders are responsible for that Mr Megala will do something about those dangerous barriers..."
Al Walters-"He should do something about the stairs as well then...OUCH!"
Randal rammed hard into the stairs and Pete pounds on Randal hard…Pete throws Randal into the ring and gyrates for his ladies which may have been a mistake. Pete is slow climbing back into the ring and Randal nails him with the back. Punch by Randal, charge off the ropes and Pete catches him…belly to belly suplex! 1,2…and Randal kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala believes Randal was one of the better hires here in AWR. Still he showed no bias earlier giving out your fines...one of Mr Megala's many great traits is his fairness..."
Al Walters-"I bet David Saturn would object to that if he was here!"
Neal Steal-"Well make sure you be a professional and don't follow his example. You should be very grateful Mr Megala personally looked out for you...come on ref! That was a slow count Mr Megala will be having a word with him about that..."
Scoopslam by Pete and then he whips Randal off the ropes. Hard elbow to the face by Pete knocks Randal back down. Pete goes for another scoopslam but Randal manages to slip away and lands on his feet. Punches by Randal, whips Pete into the ropes and knees Pete in the chest. Randal repeats the same on the opposite side.
Al Walters-"Randal certainly a very rough competitor in the ring. Still I think Pete is showing some aggression...Pete is just naturally unaggressive at times...its just his good nature..."
Neal Steal-"Unless you disturb him at feeding time that's the only time he gets really mad..."
Then he goes for a Russian leg sweep but Pete blocks and shoves Randal down to the mat. Pete charges off the ropes looking for the BIG SPLASH but Randal moves. Randal heads towards the top rope but that might be a big mistake…Pete pulls Randal from the top rope and delivers a hard samoan drop. Randal is in deep trouble here and Pete charges at him as he pulls himself into the corner.
Neal Steal-"The fat oaf just squashed poor Randal..."
Al Walters-"Pete gets a lot of abuse over his weight which is a little unkind...still he certainly used it effectively there..."
Randal has the air knocked out of him and Pete whips him to the opposite corner. This time Randal moves and then blatantly low blows Pete with a kick! The referee calls for a DQ…
Randal tries to complain to the ref claiming that was accidental and he was aiming for the ribs. On the replay it certainly did not look accidental…Pete gets up and clotheslines Randal hard over the top rope. Randal runs up the ramp as Pete gyrates in celebration of his win…
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: PLAYBOY PETE
Neal Steal-"Why not show a little bit of dignity! Look at him celebrating like that he should simply raise his hand...not that he deserved to win that match! That was a terrible decision..."
Al Walters-"Well I'm sure the fans can decide that for themselves..."
Neal Steal-"They need me to do the explaining for them. You pride yourself on your neutrality and don't follow Saturn's example by coming out here and being biased!"
Al Walters-"We will be right back live on the CRASH in just a moment!"
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From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Al Walters-"A very unique match here as both men will be blindfolded in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Yes and how unfair is that to Carr..."
Al Walters-"Well it was Carr who chose the blindfold gimmick Neal try getting your facts right..."
Both men apply their blindfolds and then start attempting to “lock up.” Rusty has joined Carr at ringside and is attempting to give instructions to Robert. Both men bump into each other and Carr takes a wild swing but misses completely. Both men bump into each other again and Carr backs Snake into the corner…
Carr talks trash not noticing that Snake has moved out of the way.
Neal Steal-"Look at this rude crowd laughing at Robert here..."
Al Walters-"I guess Carr thinks Rusty will be of some assistance...Rattlesnake seemingly has no allies right now after Hell's attack on him last week..."
Carr goes to grab Snake but grabs nothing but turnbuckle! Both men bump again and Rattlesnake takes a swing which connects hard. Carr falls to the mat. Rattlesnake then grabs the referee obviously not realising what he is doing! Carr moves forward and manages to nail Snake in the back. Right hand by Carr and Snake falls forward hands outstretched over the middle rope.
Al Walters-"Wow what a back body drop! There's certainly a greater risk of injury in this type of match. Carr could have broken his neck there!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake should have a little more regard for his opponent making a dangerous move like that in a match like this..."
Carr stomps on Snake and hits a couple more punches. Carr goes for a DDT but Snake counters with a back body drop! Snake pounds hard on Carr…Cover by Snake…1,2…and Carr kicks out. Carr staggers up to his feet and walks right into a sitdown powerbomb! Carr rolls sideways and feels for the ropes. Rusty whispers a few words to Carr then rushes into the ring.
Al Walters-"Carr taking a major risk here! I guess this was his plan all along..."
Neal Steal-"He was obviously struggling to breathe with that hood over his head that's all..."
Snake is staggering around as Carr is up…and he removes the blindfold! However as Carr goes for a DDT Rattlesnake suddenly delivers the STUNNER!!! The ref turns round and makes the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE. SERIES NOW TIED AT 1-1
Al Walters-"Oh dear! Carr just lost to a blindfolded man...wait there's Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Too scared to come to the arena...what nonsense is he going to come out with here..."
Carr starts to get up after his match; the fans boo him heavily as he slowly rises. Suddenly, the Titantron flickers to the smirking visage of Wilhelm “Flammenkrieg” Kaast, sitting in his armchair in his apartment. The burns sustained in the attack from Carr and his goons seem to be healing quite nicely. Carr cannot understand why the fans are cheering, and assumes they are for him, this changes when he turns and sees Wilhelm on the ‘tron.
Wilhelm: Guten Abend, Herr Carr.
The fans cheer.
Neal Steal: Speak English, you big oaf!
Wilhelm: Herr Carr, I have to tell you, I was not surprised that you had to resort to cheap attacks and using props to take down an opponent instead of relying on skill to do said actions. It was also not so much of a surprise when you decided to brag about a questionable victory. I’ve come to expect tricks like that from you.
Neal Steal: Then why are you talking to us?
Al Walters: I agree with you, it is somewhat confusing as to why Flammenkrieg is onscreen right now.
Wilhelm: I, however, am not like you, Herr Carr; I do not hide behind smoke and mirrors when I attack. I will announce when and where attacks will take place and one will take place right now against you. However, I do not believe in attacking people when the numbers aren’t even, so I want you to call out Randall and Axel, to even things out.
Carr starts to look a little unnerved, and quickly motions for his allies, who promptly storm out from the back, and approach the ring in a rather dissolute stride. They slide in, and take to the flanks of Carr.
Neal Steal: He obviously has Slop Doctor with him, why does he want to hide that?
Wilhelm: Nein, Steal. Slick is not one of my attack assemblage tonight. These are all members of my family, or friends of my family. You may recognise them, in fact. Wasserkrieg!
Al Walters: Oh my….
Neal Steal: How does he know him?
Wilhelm: This is a friend of my mother, and someone who became a close friend of mine. An Austrian born superstar famous for his role in the film the Terminator. He later became the governor of California. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Carr, Randall, and Axel look like they’re sweating bullets.
Wilhelm: But that’s only one. Blitzkrieg!
Neal Steal: This guy looks like Flammenkrieg.
Al Walters: Thank-you, Captain Obvious.
Wilhelm: My Cousin, and lead singer in the German industrialist band Rammstein, obviously wanted to take part personally in your dismantling, and who am I as the younger sibling to say no? Ladies and Gentlemen, my Cousin, Till Lindemann.
Carr and Randall start freaking out a little at the sight of the two giants before Axel reminds them of something which calms them down.
Wilhelm: Again, that’s not enough. Erdekrieg!
Neal Steal: He’s not that big.
Al Walters: Are you serious? You don’t watch any other sports but Gridiron, do you?
Neal Steal: No other sport can compete.
Wilhelm: I understand you may not know this man, the friend to JK, but let me tell you, he is no pushover. He is the champion Flanker in the Australian Wallabies Rugby Union Football team, and was considered to be one of the strongest competitors in the recent World Cup in New Zealand. Introducing David Pocock!
The trio march halfway down the ramp to the ring, S.I.N. don’t seem too worried even to the point of being ready for a fight.
Wilhelm: Stillstand.
The trio stops.
Wilhelm: I realise that you also have your other backup backstage. I’ve seen to that. It’s time.
Neal Steal: Let me guess, more rugby players?
Al Walters: Yes, by my understandings those are two players from the New Zealand All Blacks.
Wilhelm: An accute understanding of Rugby, Herr Walters. Yes, the two men you see up near the entrance are Ritchie Maccaw, and Ma’a Nonu of the New Zealand All Blacks. They won’t attack unless Tracey Adkins decides to help you. At that, Wasserkrieg, Blitzkrieg und Erdekrieg, Fortschritt!
Lindemann, Schwarzenegger, and Pocock get closer to the ring. Pocock charges in first, and takes Randall down in a defensive Rugby-like tackle. This triggers Carr and Axel to go to his aid, as Lindemann and Schwarzenegger do likewise. Randall gets the tar beaten out of him by Pocok, who is barraging him with clsed fist shots to the face, Carr is trying his best to take down Schwarzenegger, but to no avail as he is tossed aside, right out of the ring. Axel and Lindemann are more on equal footing, duking it out until the size advantage of Lindemann comes into effect. Lindeman hoists Axel high above his head, and brings him down hard on the turnbuckles, driving the wind right out of him.
Al Walters: S.I.N. is getting the ass kicking some would say they deserve!
Neal Steal: Don’t say that! And why isn't Adkins coming to the rescue?
Al Walters: Adkins only looks out for himself...
It seems that there was a little present hiding under the ring, and Carr has found it. Yes, Wilhelm’s gun has made it back there somehow, and Carr has it again. He takes ain at Pocock, who notices and quickly bolts off, showing his Rugby finesse, causing Carr to burn part of Randalls right arm, causing him to scream in agony. Schwarzenegger takes the gun off of Carr, and smacks it against his head. Lindemann then grabs Carr, and slams him down with his cousins finisher, Das Holle Tropfen.
Al Walters: Oh my, what devastation!
Neal Steal: I call bullshit! They aren’t really wrestlers! They shouldn’t be allowed backstage or into the arena!
Al Walters: They’re celebrities, Steal. They’re allowed in virtually anywhere in the arena. Besides, what they did cannot be as bad as what S.I.N. did to a lone Flammenkrieg.
Neal Steal: This is absolutely unbelieveable!
Al Walters: Not surprisingly enough, Flammenkrieg outsmarted S.I.N. and unlike them, he allowed them an opportunity to fight fairly, and let them know that it was taking place, but still, S.I.N. was beaten mercilessly tonight.
Wilhelm: I hope you learnt your lessons. A few weeks from now, I will be back. And I will bring no mercy with me.
Deine Schuld blasts out of the speakers as Wilhelm’s selected attack squad march through the crowd, Arms raised. Nonu and Maccaw dissappear through the back...
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Paradox making his AWR debut is already in the ring as we come back from commercial...
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Rusty takes the mic...
(Rusty Axel) "Paradox, this match is going to more of a test run for you then anything. Robert Carr seems to think you have the potential be in SIN. I disagree with him but we are going too see if you can stand up with the heavy weights or if you are going to fall like a lightweight. I am not going to have any mercy on you and after the match win lose or draw Paradox, Robert Carr has a decision to make and so do you! If Robert decides he wants you in then it is your decision to either join us or not but let me tell you this Paradox if Robert wants you in SIN and you refuse you will have a lot more on your plate then what you have bargained for!"
Rusty tosses the Mic aside and heads towards the ring with Carr.
Al Walters-"Well looks like Carr and Axel have managed to drag themselves back out here...Randal was burned by that gun moments ago he's not come back out..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Randal sues them all! I bet they didn't even a license to bring that gun into the building never mind use it! Flammenkrieg was too scared too show up..."
Al Walters-"Tracy Adkins not out here either wonder whether he will show in Hell's match tonight..."
Rusty charges at Paradox and nails him with a right hand but Paradox comes back with a right of his own. Paradox gets the better of the fist fight, whips Rusty off the ropes and Paradox connects with a flying elbow. Rusty whipped in the corner and Paradox charges.
Al Walters-"Paradox has an impressive look Carr even thinks he might be SIN material but Rusty isn't so sure as we heard moments ago..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has always been one to look after the younger veterans. A fine example of what a veteran should be but he's not going to take just anyone under his wing..."
Al Walters-"Well Paradox just pulled off a real veterans move right there...the crowd seem behind Paradox I don't know how he feels about a possible invite into SIN..."
Rusty tries to raise his feet abut Paradox slides underneath and to the outside taking out Rusty’s legs from under him. Carr approaches Paradox causing a distraction or maybe Carr was trying to give Paradox some advice. However the possibly intentional distraction paid off as Rusty attacks Paradox as he gets back into the ring. Neckbreaker by Rusty and then he pounds on Paradox.
Neal Steal-"Rusty pounding on Paradox here! Rusty wants these young guys to respect the wrestling business, If you don't respect Rusty he will beat respect into you!"
Al Walters-"A very evenly contested match so far..."
Kick to the ribs by Rusty and more punches. Paradox whipped off the ropes and Rusty takes him out with a clothesline. Cover…1,2…and a near fall. Rusty whips Paradox hard into the corner and Paradox falls to his knees. Club to the back by Rusty but Paradox fights back to his feet with several punches. Rusty whipped off the ropes and Paradox lowers his head seemingly looking for a backdrop.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You won't fool Rusty with that! Veterans beat rookies any day of the week!"
Al Walters-"Rusty certainly going for quick covers here...guess the longer the match goes on the more it favors Paradox..."
Neal Steal-"Are you trying to say Rusty is old? He's in prime condition stop being ageist Walters you're not that young yourself..."
Al Walters-"I'm only in my 50's...Rusty isn't much younger than me!"
Rusty saw it coming and kicks Paradox on the chin. Clothesline by Rusty and another cover…another 2 count. Rusty whips Paradox off the ropes and goes for an atompic drop. Paradox suddenly counters with a rollup…1,2…and kick out by Axel. Rusty is right back up and beats Paradox to the punch. Scoopslam by Rusty and then he heads to the top rope.
Al Walters-"I can't remember seeing Rusty go to the top rope..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has always been brilliant at adapting to new styles over his career. He's a veteran who always has a new trick up his sleeve...maybe he's looking for a moonsault...stop laughing Walters!"
Al Walters-"Well that certainly wasn't what you expected Neal!"
Rusty isn’t exactly an aerial specialist and goes for a double axe handle…Paradox had enough time to see it coming and kicks Rusty in the ribs. Belly to belly suplex! Carr tries to encourage Rusty from ringside and Rusty gets back up. Paradox knocks him back down with a hard kick to the face. Running clothesline by Paradox and then he hangs Axel upside down in the corner…
Al Walters-"Rusty in the tree of woe...well that won't endear Paradox to the fans they had been supportive of him..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Stupid fans! Paradox obviously has good taste..."
Paradox makes a rude gesture to the crowd who had been on his side up until this point. Paradox goes to the top rope and comes off with a crossbody…rollthrough by Rusty! 1,2…and Paradox kicks out. Punch to the face by Rusty but Paradox counters a whip off the ropes…KILLSWITCH!!! However Robert Carr breaks up the cover by placing Rusty’s foot on the rope!
Al Walters-"Hey see what Carr just did!"
Neal Steal-"Yes he just walked near our table..."
Al Walters-"Carr just blatantly saved Rusty there!"
Neal Steal-"I didn't see that maybe you should gets your eyes tested..."
The ref failed to spot it but Carr then gets up on the apron. Rusty goes to nail Paradox from behind but Paradox moves. Rusty almost collides with Carr but stops himself. Paradox however boots Carr hard in the face! Rusty however comes up from behind and rolls Paradox up with the RUSTY WHEEL…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Another Rusty mat classic!"
Al Walters-"Carr certainly not looking too happy here..."
Robert calls for a Mic and lifts it to speak.
(Robert Carr) Paradox.....You do have the potential to be a part of Sin. However we have changed our minds. We don't need you! GET HIM RUSTY!
Carr rushes the ring but Paradox nails him with a huge fist to the jaw. Rusty grabs him from behind but gets a mule kick from Paradox. However the numbers game catches up to Paradox and he gets nailed with a shot to the back of the head by Carr. Then Rusty and Carr lay a beating on Paradox and lay him out cold. After about two or three minutes of beating on him Rattle Snake comes out with a steel chair but Carr and Rusty clear the ring and head in different directions. Snake stands over the fallen Paradox to protect him but SIN is gone. Finally Snake puts down the chair and helps Paradox out of the ring and to the back.
Neal Steal-"Paradox impressed me then he had to go and kick Carr for no reason. Robert was probably going to give him the chance of a lifetime..."
Al Walters-"Paradox certainly had the match won you can't deny that Neal...I think most will believe Paradox had a right to be upset..."
Neal Steal-"Thought you said you were neutral? Stop telling such lies Rusty won that match fine and square with veteran expertise...like I said the viewers need me to tell them what's going on..."
Al Walters-"Well you might not enjoy explaining what Hell might do to Royal in the cage...its coming up NEXT!"
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Al Walters-"Time to put the women and children to bed...steel cage time here on the CRASH! Hell of course has already had one cage match here on CRASH defeating Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Tracy does not stick his nose in Mr Royal's business again. Mr Royal was going to beat Hell fair and square until he interfered...stop shaking your head Walters! You're just as biased as Saturn aren't you?"
Al Walters-"I try not to be biased but you are starting to insult my intelligence..."
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Royal tells the timekeeper to look after “his” belt then grabs a chair. Royal brings the chair with him into the ring but it may take more than that to derail Hell. Who knows it might even backfire on Royal…then Hell's music plays and he makes his way to the ring...
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is only using that chair to protect himself...who knows Hell might bring an axe or a knife to the ring. Look what he did to some poor people earlier this week..."
Al Walters-"A little too graphic even by this show's standards...even the site has since removed that video..."
Neal Steal-"Hit him with the chair Mr Royal...oh no!!!"
Royal tries to shut the door in Hell’s face. Royal throws the chair at Hell but misses and loses the chair! A rare mistake by Royal and he immediately rushes across the ring trying to scale the cage. Unfortunately for Royal escaping will not count in this match…we don’t really know why Royal accepted those conditions…perhaps he truly thinks he could pin Hell without help.
Al Walters-"Royal trying to run but Hell says its his law and Royal won't get lucky this time!"
Neal Steal-"Hell is acting like Mr Royal wasn't going to beat him before Tracy came out. He's delusional as well as having a superiority complex..."
Al Walters-"Look at hell what an advantage his size is in this type of match..."
Hell follows and does not even need to climb at his size easily reaching up and pulling Royal back down. Headbutt by Hell and several kicks to the ribs and a suplex! Hell is looking to destroy Royal here and grins as Royal frantically tries to escape again. Hell once again pulls Royal back down and kicks him in the face. Hell begins to taunt Royal and then rakes Royal’s handsome face across the cage.
Al Walters-"Royal in a world of pain here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal admitted Hell would inflict some damage...that didn't sound like pain it sounded life defiance to me..."
Al Walters-"Hell looks like he's enjoying himself here...who else would enjoy a match like this!"
Royal yells out in pain as Hell talks some trash and clubs Royal across the back. Another knockdown by Hell and this is looking like a massacre. Hell whips Royal off the ropes and connects with a running knee…Royal crawls towards the door trying to grab the chair he dropped. Royal manages to pull it into the ring...as Hell pulls him back to his feet taunting him.
Neal Steal-"Bet you're just like Saturn aren't you Walters...enjoy violent concepts like this do you?"
Al Walters"I prefer pure wrestling...Saturn does prefer a smashmouth style yes but we are different people..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'll say this much you will be missed when Saturn is back out here next week..."
Al Walters-"I doubt that Saturn is far more popular with the fans than I am..."
Neal Steal-"I wasn't talking about the fans!"
Clothesline attempt by Hell but Royal ducks and blatantly low blows Hell! Clothesline by Royal and the force is enough to take Hell off his feet…Royal grabs the chair as Hell gets back to his feet…ferocious chair shot by Royal!! Incredibly it only knocks Hell to his knees! Royal looks worried that it didn’t knock Hell out cold…as it would have done with any normal human being or even most wrestlers!
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal beat him like a dog! Give him the beating he deserved like you gave Saturn the beating he deserved!"
Al Walters-"Saturn did not deserve that!"
Neal Steal-"How is the oaf not out cold...Mr Royal couldn't have delivered a finer chairshot..."
Al Walters-"There's hardly an art to it Steal...he just bashed Hell as hard as he could!"
Royal again nails Hell this time across the back…2 more chairshots to the back by Royal and then Royal throws it aside. Hell immediately starts to get back to his feet so Royal picks it up again. Another chairshot to the back and Royal then drives the chair into Hell’s ribs. Kick to the face by Royal and a stomp. Royal then drives the chair into Hell’s back 3 more times…
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal called it a grave mistake for Hell to get inside this cage and he is keeping his promise! Mr Royal does not intend to kill Hell but he damn sure wants to end this oaf's career!"
Al Walters-"I guess Hell probably wants to do the same time...right now however Royal is in control..."
Another shot by Royal and goes for the cover but Hell kicks out immediately with incredible force! It was enough to lift Royal into the air! Another chairshot by Royal and then delivers more kicks. Royal then drives his knee into the back of Hell’s head. Hell’s face is pressed up across the cage…Hell still starts to fight back to his feet.
Al Walters-"Royal knew he was facing a monster but he can't have expected this! Hell is indestructible!"
Neal Steal-"Size is not everything! Mr Royal has heart and courage far larger than anything Hell has!"
Al Walters-"He does not have that chair anymore though..."
Royal tries to climb out again perhaps believing even though he can’t win that way running may be the best option. Hell grabs Royal by the ankle and sends him back down to the canvas. Hell advances on Royal but gets the chair driven into the ribs…Royal quick to grab the chair there…Royal pulls Hell to his feet and delivers a neckbreaker.
Neal Steal-"Excellent neckbreaker! Beautiful move by Mr Royal! Skin and bones is all Hell is just like Mr Royal said!"
Al Walters-"Royal setting himself up for something here...and Hell moves! Royal head first into the cage!"
Neal Steal-"AH!"
Royal talks a bit of trash and waits for Hell to get to his feet. Royal goes for a spear but Hell moves! Royal bounces headfirst off the cage! Hell drops back to his knees but is quickly back on his feet. Hell shakes his head trying to shake off the effects of the chair beating…Hell pulls Royal to his feet and knocks him down with a punch.
Al Walters-"Royal is bleeding!"
Neal Steal-"Its not a first blood match Mr Royal is still very much in control of things..."
Al Walters-"It does not look that way to me...or to any of the viewers I have no doubt..."
Royal is busted open…and it wasn’t even Hell who caused it! That’s how dangerous a cage is! Another knockdown by Hell and then he throws Royal face first into the cage! Hell repeats it again on the other side! Hell picks Royal up and rams him head first into the cage…then powerslams him! Hell waits for Royal to get to his feet and delivers a spear of his own!
Al Walters-"My god! That may have knocked Royal out of his shoes right there!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up you idiots! Mr Royal still has this one under control...he will be up in a second...come on Mr Royal!"
Certainly spears have not been good for Royal in this match! Hell gestures to the crowd who erupt with cheers. Hell pulls Royal back up…HELLPLEX!!! Suddenly the LIGHTS GO OUT! Moments later they comes back on and SILVIO MEGALA is in the ring with a baseball bat! It looks like Silvio lowered himself from the ceiling and climbed down from the top!
Al Walters-"Oh Silvio Megala is here! Silvio just nailed Hell with that bat!"
Neal Steal-"I think Mr Royal may have pinned him while the lights were out...Mr Megala is here to offer his congratulations and beat some sense into this oaf!"
Al Walters-"I try not to be biased but as David Saturn would say...shut up Steal!"
Silvio nails Hell in the head with the bat and then rams Hell head first into the cage. Silvio then picks up the chair and rams it time and time again across Hell’s back. Silvio is delivering shot after shot with the chair it must be 20 in a row! Silvio then drives the chair several times into Hell’s ribs! Silvio then grabs Royal and places him across the prone body of Hell…surely even Hell can’t kick out? 1,2…3!!! Royal has stolen another win over Hell!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal reigns supreme!"
Al Walters-"It would be bad enough having a normal billionaire on your side let alone a thug like Silvio!"
Neal Steal Steal-"How dare you say that after Mr Megala looked out for you earlier!"
Silvio calls for a mic as Royal is back on his feet. Royal stomps on Hell as Silvio goes over to the door and orders the mic be brought to him...
Neal Steal-"Hurry up Mr Megala wishes to speak!"
Silvio Megala-"Since Hell likes to go round cutting and sticking knifes into people...we have decided to do a little cutting of our own!"
Surely Megala isn't go to knife Hell in front of this crowd? Silvio then orders the ref to look under the ring. The ref pulls out a bag and hands it to Megala...
Silvio Megala-"...and that cut is just for you Hell!"
Silvio pulls out some hair clippers and a razor! He hands the clippers to Royal and both men go to work shaving Hell's head!
Al Walters-"Oh my god! I can't believe what they are doing! Hell is being humiliated!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Inbetween punches and stomps Royal and Megala proceed to shave Hell's head completely bald! Silvio calls for the timekeeper to bring Hell's NIWF belt into the ring...
Al Walters-"What is Silvio going to do with that...Hell was the last ever NIWF champion!"
Neal Steal-"Its no wonder Mr Megala awarded the belt to Mr Royal earlier...Hell has bee calling himself NIWF champion since the place closed! So Mr Royal has every right to call himself the AWR champion...it is Hell's own arrogance that caused this!"
Silvio nails Hell with the NIWF belt then straps it around his waist...
Silvio Megala-"The NIWF belt was always the property of Megala Enterprises and that is where it is going! That belt was stolen from the billion dollar emperor back in 2008 and it is going back to its rightful holder! Just as the AWR championship is going to Mr Royal!"
Al Walters-"The other shareholders have prevented that...he isn't the champion..."
Neal Steal-"They have 30 days to comply...both belts are exactly where they belong! Mr Megala with the old NIWF belt and Mr Royal with the AWR belt!"
Silvio and Royal both celebrate hands raised in the ring. Megala places a foot over Royal posing in arrogance while Royal actuall spits on Hell. Clumps of hair are all over the mat...
Al Walters-"If either of these men show up next week they better bring a damn army to protect them! Megala and Royal have gone too far!"
Neal Steal-"It is the most humiliating night of Hell's life! Look at you now you big bald bastard! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Al Walters-"Hell is going to gut and quarter Royal and Megala! My God there will literally be hell to pay! Tune in next week live on the CRASH!!! Good night!"
The scene fades as Royal and Megala pose at the top of the ramp. Hell is up to his knees...and his expression is pure hatred!!!!
LIVE!
The night opens as a limo pulls up to the arena before we cut to the commentators…
COMMENTATORS
AND
Al Walters-“Hello and welcome to the CRASH! I’m Al Walters filling in for David Saturn who is currently incapacitated…"
Neal Steal-“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! For anyone who missed it last week Saturn finally got what he deserved!”
Al Walters-“Well I was assaulted a few weeks ago myself and it wasn’t an enjoyable experience. Still I got off lightly compared to the beating Saturn took at the hands of Royal…”
The scene cuts back to the limo again as the chauffeur makes his way to the back door. The camera focuses in and for the first time in AWR we see none other than SILVIO MEGALA.
Neal Steal-“AH! IT’S MR MEGALA! MR MEGALA IS HERE WALTERS! YAHOO! ITS MR MEGALA! LOOK WALTERS…”
Al Walters-"It is indeed. I did hear a rumour that one of the AWR shareholders was going to join us tonight to address the chaos in recent weeks…”
Neal Steal-“Mr Megala is going to shake things up!”
The camera follows Megala as he struts into the arena. Nothing has changed from his appearance in the past…the same immaculate suit, hair and of course that smirk (which looks as sincere as usual)
Silvio makes his way down the main backstage corridor as a few staff rush to greet him. Most look rather concerned and try not to make eye contact for fear of being admonished…
Neal Steal-“I wonder if Mr Megala will allow these fans the unexpected treat of seeing his greatness live and in person!”
Al Walters-“Well it certainly looks like he’s making his way out here…those staff look a little bit worried…”
Neal Steal”Yeah the bunch of slackers won’t know what hit them when Mr Megala makes his way out here!”
“No Chance In Hell” plays over the PA and Megala struts out onto the stage. The fans boo presumably due to Megala’s attitude in the past (incredibly egotistical) and the recent rumours that have been going around…
Neal Steal-“I must go and meet Mr Megala…”
Steal rushes up to the stage as Megala greets him with a grin and a handshake. Steal starts clapping Silvio all the way down the ramp and into the ring. Just a shameless level of ass kissing from Steal here as he holds open the ropes. Steal yells at the ring announcer to hand him the mic…
Neal Steal-“Raise your hands in appreciation for the greatest fashion icon who ever lived! A 3 time NIWF World champion…the great Silvio Megala!!!”
Al Walters-“Silvio Megala and Neal Steal no strangers to each other. They met in the NIWF when Neal announced there and Neal even served as Silvio’s manager in the past. I hear Steal still works for Megala Enterprises…and I wonder whether Neal knew Silvio was going to be here tonight…
Silvio Megala-"Good evening everybody! How nice to be in front of a professional wrestling crowd again! Bet none of you imagined you would have the pleasure of seeing the billion dollar emperor live and in person!"
The crowd boo. Silvio pretends he hasn't heard anything...
Silvio Megala-"Now lets get down to business. When you're a multi billionaire there's only so much time you can allocate! As you will all be aware by now a substantial stake in this company is held by Megala Enterprises. In recent weeks this show has been rather heated to say the least! Well its time to put a bit of corporate order back into proceedings..."
Steal begins clapping again...
Silvio Megala-"Violence isn't and never has been the answer. Along with excessive vulgar language the rate of violent incidents in this company has been far too high! Whatever happened to good old fashioned sportsmanship in the ring? That is the way yours truly always competed and considering the level of personal success it is the prime example for others to follow!"
Silvio Megala-"Now lets start with Jason Howard. A few weeks ago Mr Howard was publicly humiliated when he urgently required the arena lavatory facilities. Now nobody enjoys being humiliated...not that the 6 time winner of the Milan fashion awards would know anything about that! However Mr Howard chose to assault a man who was simply trying to do his job. For that indiscretion Mr Howard will be fined a sum of $1000 dollars."
Walters looks quite satisfied...
Silvio Megala-"Next up is Rattlesnake. You will be fined $1500 dollars for your consistent vulgar language. Despite polite requests to desist it got worse and worse by the week!"
Silvio Megala-"Now we shall move on to a group that has been causing havoc in recent weeks...SIN. There's been so many violent incidents that we would be here all night if each one was stated! SIN you will each be fined a total of $2000 dollars. Count yourself lucky the penalty isn't more severe..."
Silvio Megala-"Now to move onto Slick Doctor...Slick we know each other very well don't we? Its sad that you still haven't learned the error of your ways in your backstage conduct and lifestyle choices! and Flammenkrieg. You will each be fined a total of $5000."
The crowd boo wondering how that can be justifiable...
Silvio Megala-"Slick threw a red substance over another wrestler several weeks ago. Randal could have easily been blinded had it made contact with his eyes. Flammenkrieg assaulted an innocent announcer as well and that attack was far more aggressive than the Howard incident."
Apparently Megala didn't see Flammenkrieg being shot in the face...far more likely to blind than paint...
Silvio Megala-"Now we move on to another 7 foot maniac...that individual of course being none other than Hell! Did you see that appalling graphic violence Hell inflicted on some people this past week which he subsequently had broadcasted on awr.com? For that Hell will be fined a total of $10000 dollars...not to mention attempting to kill Robert Carr by hanging!"
Silvio Megala-"There is however one more person who hasn't been mentioned. One more heavy fine has to be handed out here tonight...Anthony Royal please come to the ring..."
Steal looks worried as Royal makes his way to ringside...probably wondering which ass he will have to choose for kissing.
Silvio Megala-"Thank you for coming out here Mr Royal. Now all this violence seems to go back to one incident...2 wrestlers were attacked backstage. One hasn't been seen since and the other was forced to leave due to a loser leaves town stipulation. Later after assaulting both Hell and Flammenkrieg you revealed your identity to the world. It could be said Mr Royal that you are the one who instigated all this violence..."
Royal looks angry while Steal keeps glancing at both men...
Silvio Megala-"Then you proceeded to assault David Saturn. It was a brutal, sustained attack on a weak man who had no chance of defending himself against an athlete of your calibre. It was even more brutal than the attack Flammenkrieg to Neal..."
Silvio Megala-"For all that there will be a $10,000 fine for unprofessional conduct...you can expect it in the post shortly Mr Saturn..."
The crowd sound stunned. Megala looks at Royal...
Silvio Megala-"...and as for you Mr Royal...the CEO of Megala Enterprises extends his hand to you..."
Silvio holds out his hand and Royal shakes it. Both men laugh as Steal again begins clapping. Steal looks almost orgasmic with joy...
Silvio Megala-"You want to know why Anthony attacked those people? It was at the request of yours truly! Now when the Italian genius bought a stake in this company it was done so on the understanding that the product would be both classy and sportsmanlike. However from week 1 it was evident the company would spiral out of control if something wasn't done! It was just the same as the NIWF and IWG used to be! The Corporate Army fought the good fight in the NIWF against the likes of Slick and Mr Royal will do the same here in AWR! It is time wrestling in this country was cleaned up once and for all!"
Its becoming clear now exactly why Flammenkrieg and Hell were late several weeks back. The security, the lights going out...its obvious who was pulling the strings...even if Megala wasn't the one who physically dropped the bat at the PPV its clear he ordered it...
Silvio Megala-"So we launched a preemptive strike. Mr Royal did not wish to be the orchestrator of those violent incidents. He was simply hoping it would discourage others from following the same path! Unfortunately the intelligence level here in AWR is rather low...instead the violence got worse and worse! Mr Royal shares the same corporate integrity...as well as also being a former NIWF champion! We had problems once...remember that chair incident Anthony? In retrospect you were quite right to be upset...you were the one who sold that PPV. Yet your spotlight was taken...not entirely...but partly when the CEO of Megala Enterprises came out for guest commentary as a special surprise. You made your feelings quite clear that evening...and infact you gained the respect of the billion dollar emperor..."
Silvio Megala-"Now Neal...you have something to present please..."
Steal leaves the ring and reaches under the announce desk. He pulls out a briefcase and heads back to the ring...
Silvio Megala-"Ladies and gentlemen...put your hands together..."
Steal opens the briefcase and pulls out a title belt...
Silvio Megala-"...for your first ever AWR champion...Anthony...ROYAL!!!"
The crowd boo as Royal grins and shakes Silvio's hand again. Steal puts the belt around Royal's waist...
Silvio Megala-"Now Anthony there is a slight problem...the other AWR shareholders objected to the initial plan. So while it might not yet be official as originally intended you will still be allowed the honor of wearing that belt! It was yours truly who paid for it and yours truly who will choose the man who wears it! It may not be official but ladies and gentlemen you are looking at the only man who deserves to be called the AWR World Champion!"
A cascade of boos echo around the arena...
Silvio Megala-"Now as for the AWR shareholders...you have 30 days each to accept the offer that has been made to you. Very generous it is too considering your lies and false premises! You need the backing of Megala Enterprises! That is the only reason this company has a solid foundation. Without it the foundations will crumble and be reduced to nothing but dust! You will sell your stakes and you will do so promptly and without delay! The longer you delay the worse things will get...either accept or the AWR will be no more! That is unless you get another backer...and who is that going to be...Santa Claus! Ha ha ha ha!"
Steal laughs hysterically at Megala's rather unfunny joke and continues to clap...
Silvio Megala-"Once again ladies and gentlemen have a most pleasant evening..."
Steal continues to clap as we cut to commercial...
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As the show resumes from a sponsor break Hell walks out to the ring as his music blasts over the P.A system. He walks over to the broadcast table and stares at Neal Steal who is now cringing in his seat. He takes the Mic from Neal. Hells music stops and before Hell gets in the ring he looks at Neal and lift's the Mic.
Hell:"I doubt you will be needing this. You rarely have anything to say that is worth mentioning! By the way Neal what are you going to do once Anthony Royal takes your place? Then who's ass will you kiss? I mean after all it looks like Royal is next in line to be head nurse. You know" Head Nurse" the one with all the dirt on their knees!"
Hell turns around and climbs in the ring and walks to the center of it. He pauses a moment and then raises the Mic and begins to unleash a harsh promo.
Hell: Before I get to the real reason I came out here I just need to quickly address something right now before it gets out of hand or goes further. Last week I came out here and I attacked Robert Carr .
The fans cheer.
Hell: This did cost Rattle Snake a match in his best of seven series with Carr. Rattle Snake ..After that I attacked Rattle Snake as well. For the last week he has been trying to figure out why I attacked him. Rattle Snake you told the world in your promo that you ordered me to attack Robert Carr. Rattle Snake I am Hell and no one orders me to do anything and that is why I took exception to that statement. I think an apology is in order!
The fans cheer as they seem to agree with Hell.
Hell: Now for the real reason I am out here.
Hell stops and pulls a bottle of water from duster trench coat he is wearing. He opens it, takes a sip and resumes speaking.
Hell: Now lets get down to business. Silvio Megala now that the world knows your secret with Anthony Royal I wonder how you feel Anthony about beating up David Saturn last week! I mean was it absolutely uncalled for? I mean your boy friend practically came out and admitted you two are in bed together at the beginning of the program. Listen Royal you do not scare me one bit and as far as Silvio Megela goes he is nothing but a joke. It was me that dethroned his ass in PWR and I am the only one that put a smudge on his name and win loss record just like I intend to do to you tonight in that cage Royal. You think you are ten feet tall and bullet proof. You think no one can stop your onslaught but Royal there is one man here who can and will and that man is me.Damian Lucifer or Hell if you like. Tonight Royal you are about to find out why its always Hell this and Hell that and when it is all said and over Royal both of us are going to need at least a week off if not more. As for you Silvio Megala I don't care if your one of the bosses or not you little rich prick because if you stick your nose in this match or if i see that baseball bat fall from the rafters and if you are anywhere around I will snap that bat in half with my bare hands and shove it splinters first where no man other then Neal Steal has gone and that will be up your ass till it comes out of your throat! You might help sign the checks but you do not own me Megala! You can own Royal for your own personal bitch but I am Hell and I am nobodies Bitch. Royal very shortly your going to find that out too the hard way!
Hell tosses the Mic down and walks to the back without his music playing.
Neal Steal-"Hell might have a superiority complex because of his size but Mr Megala and Mr Royal will cut him down to size!"
Al Walters-"Well he's certainly not in a great mood and that may be bad news for Royal. Still even Royal admits he's likely to be in for a very painful evening...
Neal Steal-"Not as painful as the one Hell will endure!"
Al Walters-"Well quite a bit of talking but now its time for some wrestling! Playboy Pete vs Red Randal..."
Neal Steal-"How can you say its time for some wrestling and then mention that fat oafs name..."
SINGLES MATCH
VS
VS
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Al Walters-"Pete looking for some retribution here. It was SIN of course who recently cost Pete a match against Jason Howard..."
Neal Steal-"You must be grateful to Mr Megala looking out for your best interests like that. Still I'm sure Jason has learned his lesson Mr Megala sees a lot of potential in him..."
Al Walters-"Well I don't think its healthy to keep grudges. Still I thought that some of the other fines were a little excessive..."
Neal Steal-"You should be thanking Mr Megala not questioning the other excellent decisions he made!"
As Pete enters the ring Randal immediately lays into him with punches. Pete backed into the corner and Randal mounts him looking for the 10 punch sequence. Pete shoves Randal hard to the mat. Pete looks for a clothesline, Randal ducks and delivers several punches.Randal charges off the ropes and tries to knock the 400 pounder off his feet.
Al Walters-"A little surprised that SIN are not out here...Rusty and Robert Carr will also be in action. Tracy Adkins hasn't been seen in the arena so will wait and see whether he is here..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Randal knock that big oaf off his feet! Pete is another man with a superiority complex...at least people like Hell make their size count! Pete is a wimp!"
Another clothesline by Randal has little impact and Pete ducks the 4 attempt. Randal leaps forward on the fifth attempt and finally knocks Pete down. Randal isn’t a small man himself at 300 pounds…Pete lands on the apron and falls to the outside. Randal connects with a baseball slide and the climbs onto the apron. Randal leaps off but Pete moves and Randal hits the barrier face first!
Neal Steal-"They shouldn't put those barriers so close to the ring! I think they should use that hockey glass at wrestling events anyway stop them having any chance of physical contact with the wrestlers..."
Al Walters-"Well isn't Silvio responsible for how close the ring is to the fans?"
Neal Steal-"Other shareholders are responsible for that Mr Megala will do something about those dangerous barriers..."
Al Walters-"He should do something about the stairs as well then...OUCH!"
Randal rammed hard into the stairs and Pete pounds on Randal hard…Pete throws Randal into the ring and gyrates for his ladies which may have been a mistake. Pete is slow climbing back into the ring and Randal nails him with the back. Punch by Randal, charge off the ropes and Pete catches him…belly to belly suplex! 1,2…and Randal kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala believes Randal was one of the better hires here in AWR. Still he showed no bias earlier giving out your fines...one of Mr Megala's many great traits is his fairness..."
Al Walters-"I bet David Saturn would object to that if he was here!"
Neal Steal-"Well make sure you be a professional and don't follow his example. You should be very grateful Mr Megala personally looked out for you...come on ref! That was a slow count Mr Megala will be having a word with him about that..."
Scoopslam by Pete and then he whips Randal off the ropes. Hard elbow to the face by Pete knocks Randal back down. Pete goes for another scoopslam but Randal manages to slip away and lands on his feet. Punches by Randal, whips Pete into the ropes and knees Pete in the chest. Randal repeats the same on the opposite side.
Al Walters-"Randal certainly a very rough competitor in the ring. Still I think Pete is showing some aggression...Pete is just naturally unaggressive at times...its just his good nature..."
Neal Steal-"Unless you disturb him at feeding time that's the only time he gets really mad..."
Then he goes for a Russian leg sweep but Pete blocks and shoves Randal down to the mat. Pete charges off the ropes looking for the BIG SPLASH but Randal moves. Randal heads towards the top rope but that might be a big mistake…Pete pulls Randal from the top rope and delivers a hard samoan drop. Randal is in deep trouble here and Pete charges at him as he pulls himself into the corner.
Neal Steal-"The fat oaf just squashed poor Randal..."
Al Walters-"Pete gets a lot of abuse over his weight which is a little unkind...still he certainly used it effectively there..."
Randal has the air knocked out of him and Pete whips him to the opposite corner. This time Randal moves and then blatantly low blows Pete with a kick! The referee calls for a DQ…
Randal tries to complain to the ref claiming that was accidental and he was aiming for the ribs. On the replay it certainly did not look accidental…Pete gets up and clotheslines Randal hard over the top rope. Randal runs up the ramp as Pete gyrates in celebration of his win…
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: PLAYBOY PETE
Neal Steal-"Why not show a little bit of dignity! Look at him celebrating like that he should simply raise his hand...not that he deserved to win that match! That was a terrible decision..."
Al Walters-"Well I'm sure the fans can decide that for themselves..."
Neal Steal-"They need me to do the explaining for them. You pride yourself on your neutrality and don't follow Saturn's example by coming out here and being biased!"
Al Walters-"We will be right back live on the CRASH in just a moment!"
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BEST OF SEVEN (MATCH 2)
BLINDFOLD MATCH
BLINDFOLD MATCH
VS
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Al Walters-"A very unique match here as both men will be blindfolded in the ring."
Neal Steal-"Yes and how unfair is that to Carr..."
Al Walters-"Well it was Carr who chose the blindfold gimmick Neal try getting your facts right..."
Both men apply their blindfolds and then start attempting to “lock up.” Rusty has joined Carr at ringside and is attempting to give instructions to Robert. Both men bump into each other and Carr takes a wild swing but misses completely. Both men bump into each other again and Carr backs Snake into the corner…
Carr talks trash not noticing that Snake has moved out of the way.
Neal Steal-"Look at this rude crowd laughing at Robert here..."
Al Walters-"I guess Carr thinks Rusty will be of some assistance...Rattlesnake seemingly has no allies right now after Hell's attack on him last week..."
Carr goes to grab Snake but grabs nothing but turnbuckle! Both men bump again and Rattlesnake takes a swing which connects hard. Carr falls to the mat. Rattlesnake then grabs the referee obviously not realising what he is doing! Carr moves forward and manages to nail Snake in the back. Right hand by Carr and Snake falls forward hands outstretched over the middle rope.
Al Walters-"Wow what a back body drop! There's certainly a greater risk of injury in this type of match. Carr could have broken his neck there!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake should have a little more regard for his opponent making a dangerous move like that in a match like this..."
Carr stomps on Snake and hits a couple more punches. Carr goes for a DDT but Snake counters with a back body drop! Snake pounds hard on Carr…Cover by Snake…1,2…and Carr kicks out. Carr staggers up to his feet and walks right into a sitdown powerbomb! Carr rolls sideways and feels for the ropes. Rusty whispers a few words to Carr then rushes into the ring.
Al Walters-"Carr taking a major risk here! I guess this was his plan all along..."
Neal Steal-"He was obviously struggling to breathe with that hood over his head that's all..."
Snake is staggering around as Carr is up…and he removes the blindfold! However as Carr goes for a DDT Rattlesnake suddenly delivers the STUNNER!!! The ref turns round and makes the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE. SERIES NOW TIED AT 1-1
Al Walters-"Oh dear! Carr just lost to a blindfolded man...wait there's Flammenkrieg!"
Neal Steal-"Too scared to come to the arena...what nonsense is he going to come out with here..."
Carr starts to get up after his match; the fans boo him heavily as he slowly rises. Suddenly, the Titantron flickers to the smirking visage of Wilhelm “Flammenkrieg” Kaast, sitting in his armchair in his apartment. The burns sustained in the attack from Carr and his goons seem to be healing quite nicely. Carr cannot understand why the fans are cheering, and assumes they are for him, this changes when he turns and sees Wilhelm on the ‘tron.
Wilhelm: Guten Abend, Herr Carr.
The fans cheer.
Neal Steal: Speak English, you big oaf!
Wilhelm: Herr Carr, I have to tell you, I was not surprised that you had to resort to cheap attacks and using props to take down an opponent instead of relying on skill to do said actions. It was also not so much of a surprise when you decided to brag about a questionable victory. I’ve come to expect tricks like that from you.
Neal Steal: Then why are you talking to us?
Al Walters: I agree with you, it is somewhat confusing as to why Flammenkrieg is onscreen right now.
Wilhelm: I, however, am not like you, Herr Carr; I do not hide behind smoke and mirrors when I attack. I will announce when and where attacks will take place and one will take place right now against you. However, I do not believe in attacking people when the numbers aren’t even, so I want you to call out Randall and Axel, to even things out.
Carr starts to look a little unnerved, and quickly motions for his allies, who promptly storm out from the back, and approach the ring in a rather dissolute stride. They slide in, and take to the flanks of Carr.
Neal Steal: He obviously has Slop Doctor with him, why does he want to hide that?
Wilhelm: Nein, Steal. Slick is not one of my attack assemblage tonight. These are all members of my family, or friends of my family. You may recognise them, in fact. Wasserkrieg!
Al Walters: Oh my….
Neal Steal: How does he know him?
Wilhelm: This is a friend of my mother, and someone who became a close friend of mine. An Austrian born superstar famous for his role in the film the Terminator. He later became the governor of California. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Carr, Randall, and Axel look like they’re sweating bullets.
Wilhelm: But that’s only one. Blitzkrieg!
Neal Steal: This guy looks like Flammenkrieg.
Al Walters: Thank-you, Captain Obvious.
Wilhelm: My Cousin, and lead singer in the German industrialist band Rammstein, obviously wanted to take part personally in your dismantling, and who am I as the younger sibling to say no? Ladies and Gentlemen, my Cousin, Till Lindemann.
Carr and Randall start freaking out a little at the sight of the two giants before Axel reminds them of something which calms them down.
Wilhelm: Again, that’s not enough. Erdekrieg!
Neal Steal: He’s not that big.
Al Walters: Are you serious? You don’t watch any other sports but Gridiron, do you?
Neal Steal: No other sport can compete.
Wilhelm: I understand you may not know this man, the friend to JK, but let me tell you, he is no pushover. He is the champion Flanker in the Australian Wallabies Rugby Union Football team, and was considered to be one of the strongest competitors in the recent World Cup in New Zealand. Introducing David Pocock!
The trio march halfway down the ramp to the ring, S.I.N. don’t seem too worried even to the point of being ready for a fight.
Wilhelm: Stillstand.
The trio stops.
Wilhelm: I realise that you also have your other backup backstage. I’ve seen to that. It’s time.
Neal Steal: Let me guess, more rugby players?
Al Walters: Yes, by my understandings those are two players from the New Zealand All Blacks.
Wilhelm: An accute understanding of Rugby, Herr Walters. Yes, the two men you see up near the entrance are Ritchie Maccaw, and Ma’a Nonu of the New Zealand All Blacks. They won’t attack unless Tracey Adkins decides to help you. At that, Wasserkrieg, Blitzkrieg und Erdekrieg, Fortschritt!
Lindemann, Schwarzenegger, and Pocock get closer to the ring. Pocock charges in first, and takes Randall down in a defensive Rugby-like tackle. This triggers Carr and Axel to go to his aid, as Lindemann and Schwarzenegger do likewise. Randall gets the tar beaten out of him by Pocok, who is barraging him with clsed fist shots to the face, Carr is trying his best to take down Schwarzenegger, but to no avail as he is tossed aside, right out of the ring. Axel and Lindemann are more on equal footing, duking it out until the size advantage of Lindemann comes into effect. Lindeman hoists Axel high above his head, and brings him down hard on the turnbuckles, driving the wind right out of him.
Al Walters: S.I.N. is getting the ass kicking some would say they deserve!
Neal Steal: Don’t say that! And why isn't Adkins coming to the rescue?
Al Walters: Adkins only looks out for himself...
It seems that there was a little present hiding under the ring, and Carr has found it. Yes, Wilhelm’s gun has made it back there somehow, and Carr has it again. He takes ain at Pocock, who notices and quickly bolts off, showing his Rugby finesse, causing Carr to burn part of Randalls right arm, causing him to scream in agony. Schwarzenegger takes the gun off of Carr, and smacks it against his head. Lindemann then grabs Carr, and slams him down with his cousins finisher, Das Holle Tropfen.
Al Walters: Oh my, what devastation!
Neal Steal: I call bullshit! They aren’t really wrestlers! They shouldn’t be allowed backstage or into the arena!
Al Walters: They’re celebrities, Steal. They’re allowed in virtually anywhere in the arena. Besides, what they did cannot be as bad as what S.I.N. did to a lone Flammenkrieg.
Neal Steal: This is absolutely unbelieveable!
Al Walters: Not surprisingly enough, Flammenkrieg outsmarted S.I.N. and unlike them, he allowed them an opportunity to fight fairly, and let them know that it was taking place, but still, S.I.N. was beaten mercilessly tonight.
Wilhelm: I hope you learnt your lessons. A few weeks from now, I will be back. And I will bring no mercy with me.
Deine Schuld blasts out of the speakers as Wilhelm’s selected attack squad march through the crowd, Arms raised. Nonu and Maccaw dissappear through the back...
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SINGLES MATCH
VS
Paradox making his AWR debut is already in the ring as we come back from commercial...
From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Rusty takes the mic...
(Rusty Axel) "Paradox, this match is going to more of a test run for you then anything. Robert Carr seems to think you have the potential be in SIN. I disagree with him but we are going too see if you can stand up with the heavy weights or if you are going to fall like a lightweight. I am not going to have any mercy on you and after the match win lose or draw Paradox, Robert Carr has a decision to make and so do you! If Robert decides he wants you in then it is your decision to either join us or not but let me tell you this Paradox if Robert wants you in SIN and you refuse you will have a lot more on your plate then what you have bargained for!"
Rusty tosses the Mic aside and heads towards the ring with Carr.
Al Walters-"Well looks like Carr and Axel have managed to drag themselves back out here...Randal was burned by that gun moments ago he's not come back out..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Randal sues them all! I bet they didn't even a license to bring that gun into the building never mind use it! Flammenkrieg was too scared too show up..."
Al Walters-"Tracy Adkins not out here either wonder whether he will show in Hell's match tonight..."
Rusty charges at Paradox and nails him with a right hand but Paradox comes back with a right of his own. Paradox gets the better of the fist fight, whips Rusty off the ropes and Paradox connects with a flying elbow. Rusty whipped in the corner and Paradox charges.
Al Walters-"Paradox has an impressive look Carr even thinks he might be SIN material but Rusty isn't so sure as we heard moments ago..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has always been one to look after the younger veterans. A fine example of what a veteran should be but he's not going to take just anyone under his wing..."
Al Walters-"Well Paradox just pulled off a real veterans move right there...the crowd seem behind Paradox I don't know how he feels about a possible invite into SIN..."
Rusty tries to raise his feet abut Paradox slides underneath and to the outside taking out Rusty’s legs from under him. Carr approaches Paradox causing a distraction or maybe Carr was trying to give Paradox some advice. However the possibly intentional distraction paid off as Rusty attacks Paradox as he gets back into the ring. Neckbreaker by Rusty and then he pounds on Paradox.
Neal Steal-"Rusty pounding on Paradox here! Rusty wants these young guys to respect the wrestling business, If you don't respect Rusty he will beat respect into you!"
Al Walters-"A very evenly contested match so far..."
Kick to the ribs by Rusty and more punches. Paradox whipped off the ropes and Rusty takes him out with a clothesline. Cover…1,2…and a near fall. Rusty whips Paradox hard into the corner and Paradox falls to his knees. Club to the back by Rusty but Paradox fights back to his feet with several punches. Rusty whipped off the ropes and Paradox lowers his head seemingly looking for a backdrop.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You won't fool Rusty with that! Veterans beat rookies any day of the week!"
Al Walters-"Rusty certainly going for quick covers here...guess the longer the match goes on the more it favors Paradox..."
Neal Steal-"Are you trying to say Rusty is old? He's in prime condition stop being ageist Walters you're not that young yourself..."
Al Walters-"I'm only in my 50's...Rusty isn't much younger than me!"
Rusty saw it coming and kicks Paradox on the chin. Clothesline by Rusty and another cover…another 2 count. Rusty whips Paradox off the ropes and goes for an atompic drop. Paradox suddenly counters with a rollup…1,2…and kick out by Axel. Rusty is right back up and beats Paradox to the punch. Scoopslam by Rusty and then he heads to the top rope.
Al Walters-"I can't remember seeing Rusty go to the top rope..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty has always been brilliant at adapting to new styles over his career. He's a veteran who always has a new trick up his sleeve...maybe he's looking for a moonsault...stop laughing Walters!"
Al Walters-"Well that certainly wasn't what you expected Neal!"
Rusty isn’t exactly an aerial specialist and goes for a double axe handle…Paradox had enough time to see it coming and kicks Rusty in the ribs. Belly to belly suplex! Carr tries to encourage Rusty from ringside and Rusty gets back up. Paradox knocks him back down with a hard kick to the face. Running clothesline by Paradox and then he hangs Axel upside down in the corner…
Al Walters-"Rusty in the tree of woe...well that won't endear Paradox to the fans they had been supportive of him..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Stupid fans! Paradox obviously has good taste..."
Paradox makes a rude gesture to the crowd who had been on his side up until this point. Paradox goes to the top rope and comes off with a crossbody…rollthrough by Rusty! 1,2…and Paradox kicks out. Punch to the face by Rusty but Paradox counters a whip off the ropes…KILLSWITCH!!! However Robert Carr breaks up the cover by placing Rusty’s foot on the rope!
Al Walters-"Hey see what Carr just did!"
Neal Steal-"Yes he just walked near our table..."
Al Walters-"Carr just blatantly saved Rusty there!"
Neal Steal-"I didn't see that maybe you should gets your eyes tested..."
The ref failed to spot it but Carr then gets up on the apron. Rusty goes to nail Paradox from behind but Paradox moves. Rusty almost collides with Carr but stops himself. Paradox however boots Carr hard in the face! Rusty however comes up from behind and rolls Paradox up with the RUSTY WHEEL…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RUSTY AXEL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Another Rusty mat classic!"
Al Walters-"Carr certainly not looking too happy here..."
Robert calls for a Mic and lifts it to speak.
(Robert Carr) Paradox.....You do have the potential to be a part of Sin. However we have changed our minds. We don't need you! GET HIM RUSTY!
Carr rushes the ring but Paradox nails him with a huge fist to the jaw. Rusty grabs him from behind but gets a mule kick from Paradox. However the numbers game catches up to Paradox and he gets nailed with a shot to the back of the head by Carr. Then Rusty and Carr lay a beating on Paradox and lay him out cold. After about two or three minutes of beating on him Rattle Snake comes out with a steel chair but Carr and Rusty clear the ring and head in different directions. Snake stands over the fallen Paradox to protect him but SIN is gone. Finally Snake puts down the chair and helps Paradox out of the ring and to the back.
Neal Steal-"Paradox impressed me then he had to go and kick Carr for no reason. Robert was probably going to give him the chance of a lifetime..."
Al Walters-"Paradox certainly had the match won you can't deny that Neal...I think most will believe Paradox had a right to be upset..."
Neal Steal-"Thought you said you were neutral? Stop telling such lies Rusty won that match fine and square with veteran expertise...like I said the viewers need me to tell them what's going on..."
Al Walters-"Well you might not enjoy explaining what Hell might do to Royal in the cage...its coming up NEXT!"
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Al Walters-"Time to put the women and children to bed...steel cage time here on the CRASH! Hell of course has already had one cage match here on CRASH defeating Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Tracy does not stick his nose in Mr Royal's business again. Mr Royal was going to beat Hell fair and square until he interfered...stop shaking your head Walters! You're just as biased as Saturn aren't you?"
Al Walters-"I try not to be biased but you are starting to insult my intelligence..."
MAIN EVENT
STEEL CAGE MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH
VS
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Royal tells the timekeeper to look after “his” belt then grabs a chair. Royal brings the chair with him into the ring but it may take more than that to derail Hell. Who knows it might even backfire on Royal…then Hell's music plays and he makes his way to the ring...
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is only using that chair to protect himself...who knows Hell might bring an axe or a knife to the ring. Look what he did to some poor people earlier this week..."
Al Walters-"A little too graphic even by this show's standards...even the site has since removed that video..."
Neal Steal-"Hit him with the chair Mr Royal...oh no!!!"
Royal tries to shut the door in Hell’s face. Royal throws the chair at Hell but misses and loses the chair! A rare mistake by Royal and he immediately rushes across the ring trying to scale the cage. Unfortunately for Royal escaping will not count in this match…we don’t really know why Royal accepted those conditions…perhaps he truly thinks he could pin Hell without help.
Al Walters-"Royal trying to run but Hell says its his law and Royal won't get lucky this time!"
Neal Steal-"Hell is acting like Mr Royal wasn't going to beat him before Tracy came out. He's delusional as well as having a superiority complex..."
Al Walters-"Look at hell what an advantage his size is in this type of match..."
Hell follows and does not even need to climb at his size easily reaching up and pulling Royal back down. Headbutt by Hell and several kicks to the ribs and a suplex! Hell is looking to destroy Royal here and grins as Royal frantically tries to escape again. Hell once again pulls Royal back down and kicks him in the face. Hell begins to taunt Royal and then rakes Royal’s handsome face across the cage.
Al Walters-"Royal in a world of pain here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal admitted Hell would inflict some damage...that didn't sound like pain it sounded life defiance to me..."
Al Walters-"Hell looks like he's enjoying himself here...who else would enjoy a match like this!"
Royal yells out in pain as Hell talks some trash and clubs Royal across the back. Another knockdown by Hell and this is looking like a massacre. Hell whips Royal off the ropes and connects with a running knee…Royal crawls towards the door trying to grab the chair he dropped. Royal manages to pull it into the ring...as Hell pulls him back to his feet taunting him.
Neal Steal-"Bet you're just like Saturn aren't you Walters...enjoy violent concepts like this do you?"
Al Walters"I prefer pure wrestling...Saturn does prefer a smashmouth style yes but we are different people..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'll say this much you will be missed when Saturn is back out here next week..."
Al Walters-"I doubt that Saturn is far more popular with the fans than I am..."
Neal Steal-"I wasn't talking about the fans!"
Clothesline attempt by Hell but Royal ducks and blatantly low blows Hell! Clothesline by Royal and the force is enough to take Hell off his feet…Royal grabs the chair as Hell gets back to his feet…ferocious chair shot by Royal!! Incredibly it only knocks Hell to his knees! Royal looks worried that it didn’t knock Hell out cold…as it would have done with any normal human being or even most wrestlers!
Neal Steal-"Come on Mr Royal beat him like a dog! Give him the beating he deserved like you gave Saturn the beating he deserved!"
Al Walters-"Saturn did not deserve that!"
Neal Steal-"How is the oaf not out cold...Mr Royal couldn't have delivered a finer chairshot..."
Al Walters-"There's hardly an art to it Steal...he just bashed Hell as hard as he could!"
Royal again nails Hell this time across the back…2 more chairshots to the back by Royal and then Royal throws it aside. Hell immediately starts to get back to his feet so Royal picks it up again. Another chairshot to the back and Royal then drives the chair into Hell’s ribs. Kick to the face by Royal and a stomp. Royal then drives the chair into Hell’s back 3 more times…
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal called it a grave mistake for Hell to get inside this cage and he is keeping his promise! Mr Royal does not intend to kill Hell but he damn sure wants to end this oaf's career!"
Al Walters-"I guess Hell probably wants to do the same time...right now however Royal is in control..."
Another shot by Royal and goes for the cover but Hell kicks out immediately with incredible force! It was enough to lift Royal into the air! Another chairshot by Royal and then delivers more kicks. Royal then drives his knee into the back of Hell’s head. Hell’s face is pressed up across the cage…Hell still starts to fight back to his feet.
Al Walters-"Royal knew he was facing a monster but he can't have expected this! Hell is indestructible!"
Neal Steal-"Size is not everything! Mr Royal has heart and courage far larger than anything Hell has!"
Al Walters-"He does not have that chair anymore though..."
Royal tries to climb out again perhaps believing even though he can’t win that way running may be the best option. Hell grabs Royal by the ankle and sends him back down to the canvas. Hell advances on Royal but gets the chair driven into the ribs…Royal quick to grab the chair there…Royal pulls Hell to his feet and delivers a neckbreaker.
Neal Steal-"Excellent neckbreaker! Beautiful move by Mr Royal! Skin and bones is all Hell is just like Mr Royal said!"
Al Walters-"Royal setting himself up for something here...and Hell moves! Royal head first into the cage!"
Neal Steal-"AH!"
Royal talks a bit of trash and waits for Hell to get to his feet. Royal goes for a spear but Hell moves! Royal bounces headfirst off the cage! Hell drops back to his knees but is quickly back on his feet. Hell shakes his head trying to shake off the effects of the chair beating…Hell pulls Royal to his feet and knocks him down with a punch.
Al Walters-"Royal is bleeding!"
Neal Steal-"Its not a first blood match Mr Royal is still very much in control of things..."
Al Walters-"It does not look that way to me...or to any of the viewers I have no doubt..."
Royal is busted open…and it wasn’t even Hell who caused it! That’s how dangerous a cage is! Another knockdown by Hell and then he throws Royal face first into the cage! Hell repeats it again on the other side! Hell picks Royal up and rams him head first into the cage…then powerslams him! Hell waits for Royal to get to his feet and delivers a spear of his own!
Al Walters-"My god! That may have knocked Royal out of his shoes right there!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up you idiots! Mr Royal still has this one under control...he will be up in a second...come on Mr Royal!"
Certainly spears have not been good for Royal in this match! Hell gestures to the crowd who erupt with cheers. Hell pulls Royal back up…HELLPLEX!!! Suddenly the LIGHTS GO OUT! Moments later they comes back on and SILVIO MEGALA is in the ring with a baseball bat! It looks like Silvio lowered himself from the ceiling and climbed down from the top!
Al Walters-"Oh Silvio Megala is here! Silvio just nailed Hell with that bat!"
Neal Steal-"I think Mr Royal may have pinned him while the lights were out...Mr Megala is here to offer his congratulations and beat some sense into this oaf!"
Al Walters-"I try not to be biased but as David Saturn would say...shut up Steal!"
Silvio nails Hell in the head with the bat and then rams Hell head first into the cage. Silvio then picks up the chair and rams it time and time again across Hell’s back. Silvio is delivering shot after shot with the chair it must be 20 in a row! Silvio then drives the chair several times into Hell’s ribs! Silvio then grabs Royal and places him across the prone body of Hell…surely even Hell can’t kick out? 1,2…3!!! Royal has stolen another win over Hell!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal reigns supreme!"
Al Walters-"It would be bad enough having a normal billionaire on your side let alone a thug like Silvio!"
Neal Steal Steal-"How dare you say that after Mr Megala looked out for you earlier!"
Silvio calls for a mic as Royal is back on his feet. Royal stomps on Hell as Silvio goes over to the door and orders the mic be brought to him...
Neal Steal-"Hurry up Mr Megala wishes to speak!"
Silvio Megala-"Since Hell likes to go round cutting and sticking knifes into people...we have decided to do a little cutting of our own!"
Surely Megala isn't go to knife Hell in front of this crowd? Silvio then orders the ref to look under the ring. The ref pulls out a bag and hands it to Megala...
Silvio Megala-"...and that cut is just for you Hell!"
Silvio pulls out some hair clippers and a razor! He hands the clippers to Royal and both men go to work shaving Hell's head!
Al Walters-"Oh my god! I can't believe what they are doing! Hell is being humiliated!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Inbetween punches and stomps Royal and Megala proceed to shave Hell's head completely bald! Silvio calls for the timekeeper to bring Hell's NIWF belt into the ring...
Al Walters-"What is Silvio going to do with that...Hell was the last ever NIWF champion!"
Neal Steal-"Its no wonder Mr Megala awarded the belt to Mr Royal earlier...Hell has bee calling himself NIWF champion since the place closed! So Mr Royal has every right to call himself the AWR champion...it is Hell's own arrogance that caused this!"
Silvio nails Hell with the NIWF belt then straps it around his waist...
Silvio Megala-"The NIWF belt was always the property of Megala Enterprises and that is where it is going! That belt was stolen from the billion dollar emperor back in 2008 and it is going back to its rightful holder! Just as the AWR championship is going to Mr Royal!"
Al Walters-"The other shareholders have prevented that...he isn't the champion..."
Neal Steal-"They have 30 days to comply...both belts are exactly where they belong! Mr Megala with the old NIWF belt and Mr Royal with the AWR belt!"
Silvio and Royal both celebrate hands raised in the ring. Megala places a foot over Royal posing in arrogance while Royal actuall spits on Hell. Clumps of hair are all over the mat...
Al Walters-"If either of these men show up next week they better bring a damn army to protect them! Megala and Royal have gone too far!"
Neal Steal-"It is the most humiliating night of Hell's life! Look at you now you big bald bastard! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Al Walters-"Hell is going to gut and quarter Royal and Megala! My God there will literally be hell to pay! Tune in next week live on the CRASH!!! Good night!"
The scene fades as Royal and Megala pose at the top of the ramp. Hell is up to his knees...and his expression is pure hatred!!!!