Post by Playboy Pete Rosey on Nov 9, 2011 23:49:04 GMT -4
The PWR scene switches from another segment to this one we see Playboy Pete stabding alongside not two but three beatiful ladies. He is smiling ear to ear and as he sees the liht on the camera light up he knows that is the signal that its time to begin his promo. Playboy Pete is seated and gets up. He walks nearer too the camera and smiles.
(Playboy Pete) Hey all yo sweet and hot beatiful ladies dis is da playboy. Now I know yo all want ta git some o dis. I mean who wouldn't!
Playboy smiles as he points his thumbs in ward to ward himself.
(Playboy Pete) Well dis week ah am gonna face a guy who da world knows dat when he speaks, he is so full of himself dat he needs a shoval jus ta clear a path ta his moth. Ya dats right yo guessed it its Jason a Howard. Da same dude who got me locked up. Howard a haven't fo got dat one baby and yo ain't gonna fo git da Playboy eitha.
Playboy begins to gyrate a bit then he resumes talking.
(Playboy Pete) Now Jason ah heah ya out heah each week talking up a stom about Playboy sayin how he is a fat slob and stuff like dat. A ain't deaf buddy a heah yeah each week wiff ya moff runnin. Listen Howard just cause ah am three o four pounds oveh weight don't be giving yo no right ta be making fun. Ah mean jus look at dis beautiful body baby.
Playboy Pete flexes a bit and then resumes speaking.
(Playboy Pete) A also hearded dat Jason out heah saying a few times hows ah cain't toke properly. Hey boy ah toke as good as ya did da time ya was tryin ta bust in dat baffroom stall. A can still heah ya now. ARGH......BLAHH....YEAH.....
OH YEAHHHHHH......OHHHHHHH.......!
Playboy looks at the camera and grins. He winks too.
(Playboy Pete) HAHAHAHA.....and ya going aroun tellin everyone ah cain't toke properly! Den what da hell was dat slang ya was spewing dat night? Or maybe yo was on some ex....treme drug!
Playboy mocks Jason Howard.
(Playboy Pete) Jason a howard dis is only ah regula match up baby but i tell ya dis, if n ah hit ma big splash on ya yo only goin be lookin like ah shit stain when it all be oveah. Get it Jason, Shit stain.
Playboy continues to rub salt in the wounds.
(Playboy Pete) Hey Jason do be ah feelin to bad boy cause if n ya cain't make it in da ring baby i heard hersheys is lookin fo someone ta name dey chocolate bars and i heah they be naming one afta yo. Its called a shit bar! Yo should make ah shit load ah money if dey do name it afta yo.
Then Playboy stops playing around and looks into the camera with a serious look.
(Playboy Pete) Well Jason a Howard i guess it time ta git down and git real dude. Dis week when it all be said and done wiff yo, ya all will be going ta tink it was a marathon match cause da Playboy gonna show ya dat he is in da shape o his life and they ain't neveah gonna be nobody else ta take ma spot. Dey is only one Playboy baby and yo looking at him. Slim, Trim, Sexy, And i swaeh ta god if ah win i be gonna dance baby all oveah dat ring and when ah get done dancing da playboy gonna be singing cause ah gots the lungs ta do it but hey most a all ah gonna give da ladies wat dey been askin fo. I am gonna take it all off ta ma tiga stripped strppa shots because da ladies demanded it. Now whatcha goin do when Playboy petes body run wild all oveah da arena brotha. Nothin! Yo gonna like it!
Playboy turns his back quickly and the three woman hang off his arms. As the scene is fading slowly we hear Playboy say one more thing.
(Playboy Pete) Comon babys da playboy is needing some hot lovin.
Scene fades.