Post by bryankennedy on Nov 10, 2011 19:07:54 GMT -4
The dark New York skies are lit up as the Dude McSweetpants symbol is shining high in the skies. At the top of the Empire State Building, the shadows of a man in blue with a cape come across the camera. The camera backs out and pans up the body of the figure to reveal a man in a mask with designs inspired by the ways of the dragon. This man, standing on top of the tallest building in the world, looked up at the light as the camera turned and faced the man in the eyes.
||Dude McSweetpants|| “The dark and evil ways of the group known as S.I.N. have gone on for far too long and through all of their dark and evil deeds a hero has emerged… a hero who will be there whenever an innocent man needs a hand, a man who is there to stop all of those villains from spreading an anarchy of terror amongst the AWR, and a man who fights for all that stands for right and justice. Where ever the evil goes, no matter how high or how low, Dude McSweetpants will be there to stop it in its tracks… with his super cool, totally awesome, and wicked sexy sweet pants. And for those of you who don’t believe that the amazing Dude McSweetpants doesn’t have powers to stop the villains, and worry that he will fail on his quest to aid the helpless… fear not, because just Dude’s best friend The Batman, Dude McSweetpants always has a plan.”
Dude McSweetpants, in all his awesome pants and glory, places his arms onto his side with the heroic stance of justice.
||Dude McSweetpants|| “And for my first act of justice, I stand before ye… the citizens of AWR Fan nation… with confidence on my face to let you know that no matter how hard the men of S.I.N. may be to defeat, no matter what they try to do to stop me, I will always be there to stand up for you and defeat every last one of them. And it starts this week, with the lonesome duck known as Red Randal while another hero in training by the name of Tweeder takes the battle for justice right to the door of Rusty Axel.
Tweeder, the hero of professional wrestling has heard your calls for help. The hero of professional wrestling has seen the sincerity on your face and the desire to take down those pathetic evildoers in S.I.N. and he’s heard your cries for help, and right here I can assure you that for as long as Tim Tebow says a prayer after every touchdown, I will be there to help you. Tweeder, you’ve taken the vow to become a man of justice, and I will proudly fight by your side whenever you need the help. Just raise up the DM sign, and I will be there.
As for my opponent, the one that they call Red Randal, you’re nothing more than hired help for that pathetic gang of evil doers, S.I.N. Now I’m not going to pretend to know much about AWR history, or that I even know what the initials in S.I.N. stand for. But I will tell you that I’m not the rookie you think I am. You may be this violent and washed up petty hired thug, but I am the hero that every boy and girl needs to save them. At CRASH 13, you and I will lock up in the fight of good versus evil… you may get a few shots in, hell you might even make me feel pain… but when it’s all said and done, there’s nothing that you can do to stop SWIFT JUSTICE from being served. YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE MIGHTY WRATH OF THE SUPER AWESOME HEROIC SQUAD OF JUSTICE, AND YOU WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN BY THE MIGHTY HANDS OF DUDE MCSWEEEEEEEETPANTS…. BECAUSE I AM JUST, TOO SWEET!”
Dude flies off into the night sky as the Dude McSweetpants logo shines on the moon.
||Dude McSweetpants|| “The dark and evil ways of the group known as S.I.N. have gone on for far too long and through all of their dark and evil deeds a hero has emerged… a hero who will be there whenever an innocent man needs a hand, a man who is there to stop all of those villains from spreading an anarchy of terror amongst the AWR, and a man who fights for all that stands for right and justice. Where ever the evil goes, no matter how high or how low, Dude McSweetpants will be there to stop it in its tracks… with his super cool, totally awesome, and wicked sexy sweet pants. And for those of you who don’t believe that the amazing Dude McSweetpants doesn’t have powers to stop the villains, and worry that he will fail on his quest to aid the helpless… fear not, because just Dude’s best friend The Batman, Dude McSweetpants always has a plan.”
Dude McSweetpants, in all his awesome pants and glory, places his arms onto his side with the heroic stance of justice.
||Dude McSweetpants|| “And for my first act of justice, I stand before ye… the citizens of AWR Fan nation… with confidence on my face to let you know that no matter how hard the men of S.I.N. may be to defeat, no matter what they try to do to stop me, I will always be there to stand up for you and defeat every last one of them. And it starts this week, with the lonesome duck known as Red Randal while another hero in training by the name of Tweeder takes the battle for justice right to the door of Rusty Axel.
Tweeder, the hero of professional wrestling has heard your calls for help. The hero of professional wrestling has seen the sincerity on your face and the desire to take down those pathetic evildoers in S.I.N. and he’s heard your cries for help, and right here I can assure you that for as long as Tim Tebow says a prayer after every touchdown, I will be there to help you. Tweeder, you’ve taken the vow to become a man of justice, and I will proudly fight by your side whenever you need the help. Just raise up the DM sign, and I will be there.
As for my opponent, the one that they call Red Randal, you’re nothing more than hired help for that pathetic gang of evil doers, S.I.N. Now I’m not going to pretend to know much about AWR history, or that I even know what the initials in S.I.N. stand for. But I will tell you that I’m not the rookie you think I am. You may be this violent and washed up petty hired thug, but I am the hero that every boy and girl needs to save them. At CRASH 13, you and I will lock up in the fight of good versus evil… you may get a few shots in, hell you might even make me feel pain… but when it’s all said and done, there’s nothing that you can do to stop SWIFT JUSTICE from being served. YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE MIGHTY WRATH OF THE SUPER AWESOME HEROIC SQUAD OF JUSTICE, AND YOU WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN BY THE MIGHTY HANDS OF DUDE MCSWEEEEEEEETPANTS…. BECAUSE I AM JUST, TOO SWEET!”
Dude flies off into the night sky as the Dude McSweetpants logo shines on the moon.