Post by Silvio Megala on Aug 28, 2012 0:08:05 GMT -4
The scene opens just like the scene a little over one year ago with the spotlight shining on the ring. Inside are AWR announcers David Saturn and Neal Steal.
David Saturn-"Hello everyone and welcome back to the AWR! Unfortunately as you can see Neal Steal has once again been contracted as my commentary "partner"
Neal Steal-"Well your negative feelings towards me are mutual believe you me! I remember just over a year ago we were in this very spot...I hope that does not mean Hell is going to come down here and join us any moment now..."
David Saturn-"No unfortunately Hell is one of the former stars we were unable to contact. However Slick Doctor, Anthony Royal, Jason Howard and Tracy Adkins are certainly in the house here tonight. As are newcomers Gunner Hughes, Zane Byers, Dustin Weaver who some of you may remember from PWR...plus the major signing of former NIWF legend Fa Sho! I was about to ask who your pick for the tournament was but that would be a stupid question! Surely it has to be the man you have known and loved for over 10 years now...the hometown hero here in Springfield, MA....none other than Slick!"
Neal Steal-"Oh very funny. You know full well who my choice is and though you won't admit it deep down you know Mr Royal is going to win this tournament!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of Royal he was the unofficial world champion last year while Silvio Megala was having that dispute with the old shareholders. However that was never made official and we will see the first AWR champion well and truly crowned here next week! I haven't seen Megala anywhere its highly unusual that he hasn't given Royal the world title belt since that was a major reeason for the dispute that shut this company down for many months..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm sure Mr Megala intended to give Mr Royal the belt but he's a very busy man. Perhaps he has just been distracted by some major international business development. He will know Mr Royal is a certainty to win the tournament anyway. I haven't spoken to Mr Megala for a few months and while he is certainly the 100% owner of this company now Mr Megala hasn't been involved in the day to day running. If he didn't contact Mr Royal I'm sure he probably didn't contact any of the other wrestlers either."
David Saturn-"Well some of the wrestlers say they were emailed by Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Well I received my email from Megala Enterprises but not from Mr Megala himself perhaps they mixed up the 2..."
David Saturn-"Anyway we will be right back in just a moment..."
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From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Well here he comes! What better way to kick things off than to see the return to wrestling of NIWF legend...Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal would have been better...but obviously he isn't a preliminary wrestler. Poor Fa Sho having to jerk the curtain on his return..."
David Saturn-"Actually having him be the first wrestler to come out on the AWR's return show could be seen as a major compliment...
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Very pleased to see Jason Howard signed up for the return. Always a very pleasant young man in my dealings with him here at the announce position..."
David Saturn-"Yes just ask Al Walters...he's returned to AWR as well by the way..."
Neal Steal-"Who cares about Al Walters returning..."
Both men lock up and Howard quickly whips Fa Sho into the corner. Multiple right handed shots by Howard who then goes to whip Sho off the ropes, Reversal by Sho and as Howard rebounds Sho connects with a hard elbow to the jaw. Howard is knocked off his feet by the impact. Sho however is slow to follow up with offence and Howard nails him with a shot to the ribs.
David Saturn-"A little slow on his reaction timing there...I spoke to Sho backstage earlier its understandable if he's a little bit rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Well he will have to be perfect in this tournament...Howard looks to be in perfect condition..."
David Saturn-"Nobody has perfect timing when they haven't been in the ring for months. Does not matter how much time you spend in the gym there's nothing quite like being in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"What do you know about being in the ring? At least I've wrestled before..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes didn't you get whipped on the ass by a sex crazed homosexual?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn..."
Right hand by Howard who charges off the ropes only to run right into a spinebuster! Reckless wrestling there by Howard and Sho cpuld take advanatage of it...1,2...and Howard gets his shoulder up. That was a close one and Sho pulls Howard to his feet connecting with a right hand. Howard whipped off the ropes and as he charges back Sho tosses him over the top!
David Saturn-"Immaculate timing there...not a good landing for Howard..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! See that Saturn? Jason was clearly luring him in..."
David Saturn-"Have to credit Howard there he was back up to his feet fast..."
Howard lands hard on the floor and Sho follows. Maybe Sho was a little too fast there as Howard surprises him with a kick to the ribs and then drops Sho chest first onto the barricade! Sho clutches his ribs but has little time to breathe as Howard connects with a powerful clothesline. Howard rolls Sho back into the ring and begins to stomp Sho in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Does Fa Sho know who he is this week? I guess all those beatings Mr Megala gave him in his rookie year had a severe mental effect..."
David Saturn-"Rookie year being the key phrase Steal. That was 8 years ago he has made monumental strides since then and beat Slick for the NIWF title in 05...he's a world class wrestler definitely in your beloved Royal's league..."
The ref steps in as Howard delivers stomps to the face so Jason pulls Sho to his feet. Shots to the face by Howard who then argues with the ref as he intervenes again. Howard took his eyes off his opponent and Sho fights back with a flurry of right hands. Whip attempt into the corner but Howard blocks with an elbow before delivering a DDT.
David Saturn-"What is he complaining about? That count was perfectly timed...then again he does have IBS maybe he urgently needs the bathroom..."
Neal Steal-"Stop bringing up that subject with the IBS or the laxatives..."
David Saturn-"Royal mentioned it..."
Cover by Howard...1,2...and Sho kicks out. Howard complains to the ref though it was clearly a perfectly timed count. Shot to the face by Howard backing Sho into the corner. Whip to the opposite turnbuckle and Howard follows up with a clothesline. Sho is still on his feet before being whipped back to the opposite corner again chest first.
David Saturn-"Howard going for a submission there...I don't remember him being much of a submission wrestler last year..."
Neal Steal-"Its called improvising..."
David Saturn-"Well its a good move against someone who is such a great all rounder like Fa Sho...good block there..."
Howard then goes for a torture rack submission as Sho tries to fight his way out. Howard applies an armbar instead but Sho fights off with elbows. Hard right hands by Sho but Howard fights back with some stiff shots. Kick to the ribs by Sho however...and scores with a DDT! Both men down as the ref starts a 10 count...both men are quick getting back to their feet.
Neal Steal-"I saw Fa Sho's interview...he stole one of Mr Royal's catchphrases. You heard him when he said lights out that is the name of Mr Royal's finisher..."
David Saturn-"Royal this, Royal that there are others in this tournament Steal."
Neal Steal-"Well the backstage workers keep telling me to mention his name at regular intervals...clearly want to keep the viewers tuned in not knowing when such a world class talent will appear..."
Hard right hand by Howard but Sho hammers back with several right hand. Whip attempt by Sho...Howard reverses but Sho connects with a flying clothesline as he rebounds! Howard to his credit is back to his feet but Sho unleashes with a barrage of right hands. The crowd are solidly behind Sho as he pounds on Howard and goes for one of his finishers...SHOTIME!
Neal Steal-"Listen to this crowd Fa Sho has done nothing to earn their cheers..."
David Saturn-"A lot of these people are former NIWF viewers and Sho has earned every single one of them..."
However Howard fights it off with elbows to the head of Sho who is staggered. Howard charges at Sho recklessly and runs into another spinebuster! Twice Howard has now made a mistake allowing Sho to hit that move. Instead of going for the cover Sho quickly scoops Howard up and delivers the DROP OF DESTINY!!! Sho with the cover...1,2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"I guess it is like riding a bike! Sho was impressive here tonight and I'll bet its only the beginning!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's going to get a sharp, cold dose of reality if he has to face Mr Royal in this tournament..."
David Saturn-"Would you shut up about Royal! We will be back in just a moment..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Anthony Royal talking to young Megala Enterprises executive Roberto Maggia. We don't hear what they are saying as the cameras cut back to the arena...
David Saturn-"Anthony Royal and Roberto Maggia having a discussion there...apparently Maggia is the one overseeing things here tonight."
Neal Steal-"He must be no older than 18...must be a real whizzkid to be trusted with this type of authority...look at Mr Royal he seems to be in perfect condition..."
David Saturn-"Looked a bit flustered earlier this week though...still you never know when that AWR camera crew might show up..."
From Louisville, KY...Zane...BYERS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Zane Byers...a former convict from what I heard..."
Neal Steal-"What for? I hope it wasn't murder or anything..."
David Saturn-"As a matter of fact it was..."
Neal Steal-"What! We can't have maniacs like this on the loose!"
David Saturn-"Well there's some doubt over whether he did it or not..."
From Portland, Oregon...Gunner...HUGHES!!!
Neal Steal-"I like the look of Gunner Hughes...unlike Byers he was nice enough to speak to AWR.com this past week..."
David Saturn-"Didn't seem like a particularly nice guy at all. Have you seen what he does for a living..."
Neal Steal-"Yes I heard he was an underground fighter...never defeated I believe in that type of environment..."
David Saturn-"I was referring to him being a hired thug. As for underground fighting that is a vicious sport and while the AWR is no picnic there are rules here. Lets see how Gunner will fit in within such confines..."
As Gunner enters the ring Byers wastes no time in attacking his opponent. Clubs to the head and back by Byers who then charges off the ropes. Gunner however does not take his eyes off Byers connecting with a hell of an uppercut. Byers to his credit is back up only to be nailed with another hard uppercut to the jaw. Byers is staggered, whip off the ropes by Gunner and as Byers rebounds he is launched into the air by a back body drop!
David Saturn-"You claim he is undefeated in underground fighting yet Gunner is very much a mystery man. People were too scared to talk when we approached them..."
Neal Steal-"What a back body drop! What an excellent wrestling move so much for you saying he was just a violent underground fighter..."
David Saturn-"I said no such thing. That was a great wrestling move but the fact is he apparently hasn't wrestled before and its a legitimate point to question how he will adapt. Of course you wouldn't know anything about legitimate points would you Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Actually he was a high school wrestler from the limited information I heard..."
David Saturn-"Amateur wrestling has nothing to do with this and frankly I would rather watch paint dry..."
Neal Steal-"High school wrestling isn't at an amateur level...fool!"
David Saturn-"Oh well done Steal! That's me told...good god you really got a cheap shot in there!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!"
Gunner rams Byers head first into the turnbuckle and nails him with a right hand. Scoop slam by Gunner followed up by a jumping elbowdrop attempt. Byers however moves at the last second but is unable to follow it up with an attack taking the moment for a quick breather. Gunner however seems relentless charging at Byers...maybe a bit too fast as Byers catches him with an uppercut of his own.
David Saturn-"This is developing into more of a brawl than a wrestling match. Byers probably got in a few fights when he was in jail...certainly he's got's a few scars..."
Neal Steal-"I don't know why you were calling Gunner a thug. That is a legitimate service he provides...all those people should do is pay their bills on time its not difficult..."
David Saturn-"He's a thug and the people who employ him are nothing but vultures!"
Neal Steal-"Wow what a neckbreaker!"
David Saturn-"Wow Neal Steal correctly calls a wrestling move...that certainly was very well executed..."
Byers then quickly climbs to the middle rope as Gunner clutches his jaw and connects with a neckbreaker in mid air! Impressive move but even more impressively Gunner is back to his feet. Byers looks pissed off at his move seemingly having little impact. Byers charges full of anger but runs right into a big boot! That might have broken the jaw of Byers!
David Saturn-"What a kick! He certainly is very focused...you can see it in his eyes there was some real brutality behind that move..."
Neal Steal-"That's what I like someone dedicated to his craft...not wasting time with garbage like that twitter I'm glad we aren't using that as part of the show..."
David Saturn-"You like people dedicated to their craft? How about following their example then...choke there by Gunner quickly broken up..."
Gunner then chokes Byers but releases before the ref finishes his 5 count. Gunner chokes Byers again and then pounds Byers with punches. Byers manges to get up to his knees but Gunner boots him right in the face. It looks like that shot has busted open Byers. Gunner then chokes Byers with his boot before tossing him into the corner turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Oh Hughes has drawn blood...Byers isn't doing a good enough job protecting himself from those vicious kicks..."
Neal Steal-"Gunner seemed like such a humble man this past week...I've always liked wrestlers without an ego..."
David Saturn-"Good god that's a ridculous statement. Anthony Royal is humble? Silvio Megala is humble?"
Neal Steal-"Absolutely when you're blessed with such talent and looks its a credit they don't spend every second looking in the mirror..."
David Saturn-"Byers is forgetting one of the basic principles of wrestling...self defence! Then again this guy is just relentless...if Byers was a killer as alleged he's certainly not looking like one here...oh god that's sick..."
Another uppercut by Gunner which will only worsen the gaping wound Byers now has on his forehead. Headbutt by Gunner who then digs his fingers right into the open wound. Byers groans in pain as Gunner connects with another brutal uppercut. Kick to the head by Gunner who is just dominating Byers here. Blood is dripping from the forehead of Byers now.
Neal Steal-"Gunner is taking Byers apart...he has no answer whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"The referee may stop this...not just because of the blood there is leniency over that...but Byers is looking incapable of defending himself...good god those kicks are brutal..."
Another brutal kick to the face by Gunner who then whips Byers into the opposite corner. Hard clothesline by Gunner followed up by a backbreaker. Gunner then climbs to the rop rope and jumps off connecting with a double axe handle to the back. Byers staggers around as Gunner stares at him with a sick grin. Gunner then charges forward and connects with a brutal running kick to the jaw!
David Saturn-BAH GAWD! I thought the other kicks were a 10...they were nothing compared to that! Simply ferocious!"
Neal Steal-"Byers had a silver sppon in his mouth during his childhood...you can see the difference Gunner had to work for everything he's got..."
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Haven't you had enough Gunner!"
That is what Gunner likes to call the BUCKSHOT...this one is a formality...but Gunner does not go for the cover. Gunner begins delivering stomps to Byers relentlessly. Considering that Byers is being annihilated not to mention the blood the referee wisely decides to call for the bell...
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: GUNNER HUGHES
David Saturn-"Well mercifully this one is...oh look at this he's continuing to pound Byers! This guy is out of control! This isn't underground fighting!"
Neal Steal-"I don't think Gunner heard the bell maybe he has some kind of hereditary hearing condition..."
David Saturn-"Passed his medical with flying colours from what I heard...speaking of medical we might need some medics out here for Byers! Oh wait the ref might DQ Gunner here!"
Gunner continues his attack on Byers but the referee quickly warns him that he will reverse the decision if he does not stop. Considering what is at stake Gunner ends his assault and leaves the ring to considerable boos from the crowd here in Springfield.
David Saturn-"He's lucky that decision wasn't reversed. I guess the refs have been told to be extra lenient due to the tournament format..."
Neal Steal-"The only story here is how impressive Gunner Hughes was!"
David Saturn-"Its not like he seemed paralysed with rage or anything. That was a calm, methodical but brutal assault by Gunner Hughes! Look at his eyes just pure coldness in that human being!"
Neal Steal-"You have to take no prisoners in wrestling...no pun intended Byers! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-""Back in a moment..."
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From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"A face some of you may remember from the PWR here...Dustin Weaver..."
Neal Steal-"What a horrible piece of music...now this is what you call quality! "Say Hello" by POD!"
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"As impressive as Gunner Hughes was that was nothing compared to the exhibition of technical wrestling we are about to see from Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Weaver not a bad technical wrestler myself from what I recall..."
Neal Steal-"...but not in Mr Royal's league..."
Lockup and Weaver spins behind Royal and takes him down to the mat. Weaver quickly back to his feet and begins stomping Royal as he tries to get to his feet. Weaver hammering away on Royal in the corner before whipping him to the opposite corner. Weaver charges but Royal leaps out of the way using the ropes. Weaver stops before hitting the turnbuckle as Royal lands back on his feet.
David Saturn-"Royal completely dismissive of Dustin Weaver...meanwhile Weaver had nothing to say whatsoever."
Neal Steal-"That's the difference between someone like Weaver and Mr Royal. The likes of Weaver think they arae too good for the fans but Mr Royal always has time for his adoring public..."
David Saturn-"Adoring public! What the hell are you on?"
Punches by Royal who then goes to whip Weaver into the opposite corner, Weaver manages to slow himself down, spins around and connects with a hard clothesline knocking Royal to the mat. Royal rolls to the outside and Weaver follows quickly. Maybe too hasty by Weaver as Royal nails him with a right hand and rams his head into the barricade. Punches by Royal but Weaver fights back with shots of his own.
David Saturn-"Oh what beautiful technical wrestling! Ramming someone into a barrier takes real skill!"
Neal Steal-"I think Mr Royal slipped..."
David Saturn-"Slip there as well did he?"
Royal with a kick to the gut and rams Weaver face first into the barrier again. The ref seems to be lenient on the countout here obviously preferring to have a winner due to the tournament format. Royal goes to whip Weaver into the ringpost but Weaver reverses whipping Royal into the barricade. Royal clutches his back in discomfort as Weaver delivers a elbowdrop before rolling Royal back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Mistake there by Weaver...Mr Royal's timing is spot on! He's not setting the fans up for a disappointment like Fa Sho was going on about needing to regain a step..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho was anything but a disappointment."
Royal however is quickly up connecting with right hands as Weaver climbs onto the apron. Weaver suddenly surprises Royal with a flurry of headbutts and then clubs Royal on the back. Sunset flip by Weaver but Royal holds onto the ropes avoiding the rollup. Weaver charges off the ropes but Royal shows his athleticism delivering a great dropkick directly connecting with Weaver's chin.
Neal Steal-"Beautiful wrestling! Mr Royal's wrestling its like a unrivalled level of physical artistry!"
David Saturn-"Right Steal...whatever the hell that is. Royal looking for a takedown there..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! You were wrong Saturn! You never know what to expect from Mr Royal in the ring! That proves what a world class wrestler he is you never know what beautiful move he's going to pull off next!"
Weaver is staggered as Royal dives in seemingly looking for a takedown. Instead he modifies it into a rollup pinning attempt! 1,2...and Weaver despite being taken by surprise is able to just kick out. Both men straight back up and Weaver connects with a kick to the gut. Backslide pin by Weaver...1,2...and Royal kicks out. Royal then takes out Weaver's legs from under him and rolls up Dustin!
Neal Steal-"Great rollup Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Weaver with a rollup of his own! What a tremendous exchange!"
Neal Steal-"Not like that blood and guts wrestling you like Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up you were the one kissing Gunner's ass just a few minutes ago!"
Neal Steal-"That blood was an accident it wasn't Gunner's fault his kicks were so explosive..."
1,2...kickout by Weaver! Then he counters into a pin of his own...1,2...and Royal then counters it into a rollup! 1,2...counter by Weaver now this is some tremendous mat wrestling by both men! Royal kicks out at 2! Both men up to their feet and Weaver blocks a right hand from Royal. Hard right hands by Weaver who tries to scoop up Royal.
David Saturn-"Cradle by Weaver! Royal is getting a real scare here!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Counter by Mr Royal! Come on ref count faster!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with those counts!"
Royal however spins behind Weaver and goes for a neckbreaker. Suddenly Weaver goes for an inside cradle! 1,2...and Royal kicks out! An incredible sequence of pinfall attempts from both men here. Countered by Royal now! 1,2...and Weaver gets his shoulder up! Weaver goes for a right hand and this time Royal blocks it. Right hands by Royal who charges off the ropes.
David Saturn-"Bit reckless there by Royal he ran right into an elbow!"
Neal Steal-"That was one moment of slightly off timing! Sometimes you might see Lionel Messi miss an easy chance in those soccer games...Mr Royal is the equivalent of his talent in professional wrestling!"
Weaver raises his elbow catching Royal on the jaw. German suplex by Weaver and then he follows it up with a DDT! Weaver then plays to the crowd who cheer in response but that may be a mistake. Valuable seconds wasted possibly...Weaver with a moonsault! Royal manages to roll out of the way! Kick to the ribs and a belly to belly suplex!
Neal Steal-"Good god I might lose my voice here!"
David Saturn-"I certainly hope so!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up...why am I calling pinfalls anyway you're supposed to be the play by play man..."
David Saturn-"I'm too distracted by your moronic comments...I'm afraid its impossible to ignore his idiocy viewers..."
1,2...and Weaver gets his shoulder up! Royal pulls Weaver to his feet but Dustin elbows him in the face. Royal strikes back with punches but Weaver spins behind and hits a belly to back suplex! 1,2...and kickout by Royal! Yet another near fall as both men get to their feet. Both men duck clothesline attempts and then connect with simultaneous shots to the jaw!
David Saturn-"Both men knock each other out...and they are right back up!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was up just that little bit faster. That's the difference between an exemplary athlete like Mr Royal and a preliminary wrestler like Dustin Weaver..."
Russian leg sweep by Royal who is really beginning to look agitated. Royal goes to the top rope but Weaver follows! Weaver with right hands but Royal shoves him away sending Weaver hard to the mat below. Royal comes off and connects with a flying DDT! Royal goes for the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal wins and he didn't even need to use one of his major finishers!"
David Saturn-"That shows he was getting a little worried if you ask me...wanted to put Weaver's lights out even more quickly than he normally would have attempted to..."
Neal Steal-"Well I didn't ask you..."
David Saturn-"Back in a moment as the hometown hero takes on Tracy Adkins!"
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From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Tracy Adkins...good god this guy is a sick, deprived excuse for a human being..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe he's changed...perhaps we will see a kinder, gentler Tracy Adkins here tonight!"
David Saturn-"That's what gullible idiots like you would think..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"What an ovation for the legendary Slick Doctor!"
Neal Steal-"Here we go...you're already kissing Slop Doctor's ass!"
David Saturn-"I'm not even going to point out what a ludicrous statement you just made...my statement Steal was based on something called RESPECT!"
Lockup and side headlock applied by Slick quickly broken up by Adkins as he whips Slick off the ropes. Adkins charges, Slick drops to the mat, Adkins off the opposite side, leapfrog by Slick and as Adkins rebounds Slick delivers an armdrag takedown! Hiptoss by Slick as the crowd erupt with cheers. Slick grins towards the crowd and then locks up with Adkins again. Side headlock by Adkins, Slick whips him off the ropes, drops to the mat again as Adkins charges and Slick goes for another hiptoss as Adkins rebounds.
David Saturn-"Slick is a fine technical wrestler...I'm pointing that out before you point out your usual rubbish to any new viewers."
Neal Steal-"He's an average technical wrestler...he's just a bar room brawler..."
David Saturn-"He's a multiple time world champion and you are a complete and utter idiot!"
Slick spins behind Adkins and delivers a belly to back suplex! Elbowdrop by Slick...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Slicks backs Adkins against the ropes and delivers punches followed by a roundhouse kick to the jaw! Adkins is staggered but uses the ropes to balance himself. Adkins whipped into the corner as Slick charges forward. It looked like Slick was trying to connect with a knee to the face but Adkins moves and Slick bashes his knee against the ringpost.
David Saturn-"Slick might have hurt his knee there..."
Neal Steal-"If he has Tracy Adkins will show no mercy..."
David Saturn-"Thought you said we might see a kinder and gentler Adkins here tonight? Prozac distorting that pathetic memory of your again..."
Adkins charges forward connecting with a knee to the back. Snap suplex by Adkins! Cover...1,2...and kickout by Slick. Adkins then drops Slick throat first across the top rope...another cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out again. Adkins with a sleeper hold but Slick gets back to his feet and elbows Adkins in the ribs. Slick charges of the ropes, ducks an elbow, rebounds off the opposite side but Adkins lifts Slick dropping him face first into the mat!
Neal Steal-"I've never taken prozac in my life! That type of thing is for weak, depressed people...just like alcohol! Look at Slop still the same old pathetic drunk..."
David Saturn-Slick...that's his name Steal still has some good years ahead of him in pro wrestling. Any student of the game will know you talk complete and utter crap! Adkins was far too focused on Royal in his promo earlier this week perhaps he has neglected to research Slick and that is a big mistake!"
Neal Steal-"You can't blame him for focusing on Mr Royal it was simply high intelligence on the part of Adkins to focus on the main threat."
Good counter by Adkins who goes for the cover...1,2...kickout by Slick. Adkins surprisingly goes to the top rope and goes for a legdrop! Unusual decision by Adkins not known for his high flying and Slick moves out of the way! Both men to their feet and an exchange of right hands. Adkins misses with a short arm clothesline and Slick connects with another roundhouse kick! Adkins whipped off the ropes, misses a clothesline, Adkins rebounds and this time Slick does connect with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-"Flying clothesline!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha! Slop wasn't going to pin Tracy Adkins with that!"
David Saturn-"Its called keeping an opponent on their toes...wearing them down..."
1,2...and Tracy gets his shoulder up. Adkins reverses a whip, Slick rebounds off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and hits a standing dropkick! Adkins pulls himself up in the corner but Slick climbs above him and hits the 10 punch sequence! Slick charges forward and connects with a hard running knee. Adkins surprises Slick by shrugging off that blow but runs straight into a spinning heel kick! Slick gestures to the crowd who erupt with cheers and then Slick goes to the top rope.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Slop just crotched himself..."
David Saturn-"He has many times before...both men maybe a step off the pace but aside from that brutal assault by Gunner Hughes nobody looked to be at 100% tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was clearly conditioned at 100%! Look at Slop sucking up to the crowd show your opponent some respect!"
Slick focused on the crowd too long for a moment there however and Adkins takes advantage. Slick lands painfully across the top turnbuckle. Adkins climbs up and connects with a forearm but Slick battles back with forearms of his own and shoves Adkins to the mat! Flying crossbody by Slick...1,2...and Adkins gets his shoulder up. Adkins whips Slick into the corner and as Adkins charges in Slick catches him with his boot.
David Saturn-"Adkins is too hasty sometimes...Slick telegraphed that a mile away..."
Neal Steal-"Great move Tracy! Come on ref...oh damn it! The ref is intimidated by this crowd...this isn't fair letting Slop wrestle in his hometown..."
David Saturn-"Well you better take it up with Silvio then hadn't you?"
Neal Steal-"Like I said at the start of the show Mr Megala must be distracted by some major corporate matter...probably a multi billion transaction..."
Another kick to the chin by Slick who then charges but runs straight into a powerslam! Cover by Adkins...1,2...and Slick with a kickout. Stomp to the head by Adkins, whips Slick off the ropes. Slick connects with a boot to the chin as Adkins lowered his head too obviously looking for a back body drop. Slick charges forwards, ducks a clothesline and on the rebound delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
Neal Steal-"Damn it!"
David Saturn-"Slick is cracking open the beers! We are having a party here tonight in Springfield!"
Slick goes to the outside and downs a full beer in one go. He then goes to open one for his friend David Saturn. As he opens it beers spurts out soaking Saturn. Even though Saturn does not seem in the slightest bit bothered Steal starts laughing hysterically at him. Slick then climbs onto the announce table, leans towards Steal and pours an entire beer on Steal's head! Steal is furious!
Neal Steal-"Look what he's done to me! This is...this is commercialised beer! My hair is ruined!"
David Saturn-"Slick always likes to please his fans! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"I'm not going to take this treatment!"
Slick goes into the ring and Steal follows. Steal begins yelling at Slick and pokes his finger into Slick's chest. Slick just laughs in his face. Steal then slaps Slick across the face! Slick grins and then he scoops Steal up and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! The crowd erupt! Slick calls for Saturn to join him and both men share a beer over the prone Steal as Deadly Game Night 1 comes to a close!
David Saturn-"Hello everyone and welcome back to the AWR! Unfortunately as you can see Neal Steal has once again been contracted as my commentary "partner"
Neal Steal-"Well your negative feelings towards me are mutual believe you me! I remember just over a year ago we were in this very spot...I hope that does not mean Hell is going to come down here and join us any moment now..."
David Saturn-"No unfortunately Hell is one of the former stars we were unable to contact. However Slick Doctor, Anthony Royal, Jason Howard and Tracy Adkins are certainly in the house here tonight. As are newcomers Gunner Hughes, Zane Byers, Dustin Weaver who some of you may remember from PWR...plus the major signing of former NIWF legend Fa Sho! I was about to ask who your pick for the tournament was but that would be a stupid question! Surely it has to be the man you have known and loved for over 10 years now...the hometown hero here in Springfield, MA....none other than Slick!"
Neal Steal-"Oh very funny. You know full well who my choice is and though you won't admit it deep down you know Mr Royal is going to win this tournament!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of Royal he was the unofficial world champion last year while Silvio Megala was having that dispute with the old shareholders. However that was never made official and we will see the first AWR champion well and truly crowned here next week! I haven't seen Megala anywhere its highly unusual that he hasn't given Royal the world title belt since that was a major reeason for the dispute that shut this company down for many months..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm sure Mr Megala intended to give Mr Royal the belt but he's a very busy man. Perhaps he has just been distracted by some major international business development. He will know Mr Royal is a certainty to win the tournament anyway. I haven't spoken to Mr Megala for a few months and while he is certainly the 100% owner of this company now Mr Megala hasn't been involved in the day to day running. If he didn't contact Mr Royal I'm sure he probably didn't contact any of the other wrestlers either."
David Saturn-"Well some of the wrestlers say they were emailed by Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Well I received my email from Megala Enterprises but not from Mr Megala himself perhaps they mixed up the 2..."
David Saturn-"Anyway we will be right back in just a moment..."
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VS
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Well here he comes! What better way to kick things off than to see the return to wrestling of NIWF legend...Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal would have been better...but obviously he isn't a preliminary wrestler. Poor Fa Sho having to jerk the curtain on his return..."
David Saturn-"Actually having him be the first wrestler to come out on the AWR's return show could be seen as a major compliment...
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Very pleased to see Jason Howard signed up for the return. Always a very pleasant young man in my dealings with him here at the announce position..."
David Saturn-"Yes just ask Al Walters...he's returned to AWR as well by the way..."
Neal Steal-"Who cares about Al Walters returning..."
Both men lock up and Howard quickly whips Fa Sho into the corner. Multiple right handed shots by Howard who then goes to whip Sho off the ropes, Reversal by Sho and as Howard rebounds Sho connects with a hard elbow to the jaw. Howard is knocked off his feet by the impact. Sho however is slow to follow up with offence and Howard nails him with a shot to the ribs.
David Saturn-"A little slow on his reaction timing there...I spoke to Sho backstage earlier its understandable if he's a little bit rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Well he will have to be perfect in this tournament...Howard looks to be in perfect condition..."
David Saturn-"Nobody has perfect timing when they haven't been in the ring for months. Does not matter how much time you spend in the gym there's nothing quite like being in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"What do you know about being in the ring? At least I've wrestled before..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes didn't you get whipped on the ass by a sex crazed homosexual?"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn..."
Right hand by Howard who charges off the ropes only to run right into a spinebuster! Reckless wrestling there by Howard and Sho cpuld take advanatage of it...1,2...and Howard gets his shoulder up. That was a close one and Sho pulls Howard to his feet connecting with a right hand. Howard whipped off the ropes and as he charges back Sho tosses him over the top!
David Saturn-"Immaculate timing there...not a good landing for Howard..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! See that Saturn? Jason was clearly luring him in..."
David Saturn-"Have to credit Howard there he was back up to his feet fast..."
Howard lands hard on the floor and Sho follows. Maybe Sho was a little too fast there as Howard surprises him with a kick to the ribs and then drops Sho chest first onto the barricade! Sho clutches his ribs but has little time to breathe as Howard connects with a powerful clothesline. Howard rolls Sho back into the ring and begins to stomp Sho in the corner.
Neal Steal-"Does Fa Sho know who he is this week? I guess all those beatings Mr Megala gave him in his rookie year had a severe mental effect..."
David Saturn-"Rookie year being the key phrase Steal. That was 8 years ago he has made monumental strides since then and beat Slick for the NIWF title in 05...he's a world class wrestler definitely in your beloved Royal's league..."
The ref steps in as Howard delivers stomps to the face so Jason pulls Sho to his feet. Shots to the face by Howard who then argues with the ref as he intervenes again. Howard took his eyes off his opponent and Sho fights back with a flurry of right hands. Whip attempt into the corner but Howard blocks with an elbow before delivering a DDT.
David Saturn-"What is he complaining about? That count was perfectly timed...then again he does have IBS maybe he urgently needs the bathroom..."
Neal Steal-"Stop bringing up that subject with the IBS or the laxatives..."
David Saturn-"Royal mentioned it..."
Cover by Howard...1,2...and Sho kicks out. Howard complains to the ref though it was clearly a perfectly timed count. Shot to the face by Howard backing Sho into the corner. Whip to the opposite turnbuckle and Howard follows up with a clothesline. Sho is still on his feet before being whipped back to the opposite corner again chest first.
David Saturn-"Howard going for a submission there...I don't remember him being much of a submission wrestler last year..."
Neal Steal-"Its called improvising..."
David Saturn-"Well its a good move against someone who is such a great all rounder like Fa Sho...good block there..."
Howard then goes for a torture rack submission as Sho tries to fight his way out. Howard applies an armbar instead but Sho fights off with elbows. Hard right hands by Sho but Howard fights back with some stiff shots. Kick to the ribs by Sho however...and scores with a DDT! Both men down as the ref starts a 10 count...both men are quick getting back to their feet.
Neal Steal-"I saw Fa Sho's interview...he stole one of Mr Royal's catchphrases. You heard him when he said lights out that is the name of Mr Royal's finisher..."
David Saturn-"Royal this, Royal that there are others in this tournament Steal."
Neal Steal-"Well the backstage workers keep telling me to mention his name at regular intervals...clearly want to keep the viewers tuned in not knowing when such a world class talent will appear..."
Hard right hand by Howard but Sho hammers back with several right hand. Whip attempt by Sho...Howard reverses but Sho connects with a flying clothesline as he rebounds! Howard to his credit is back to his feet but Sho unleashes with a barrage of right hands. The crowd are solidly behind Sho as he pounds on Howard and goes for one of his finishers...SHOTIME!
Neal Steal-"Listen to this crowd Fa Sho has done nothing to earn their cheers..."
David Saturn-"A lot of these people are former NIWF viewers and Sho has earned every single one of them..."
However Howard fights it off with elbows to the head of Sho who is staggered. Howard charges at Sho recklessly and runs into another spinebuster! Twice Howard has now made a mistake allowing Sho to hit that move. Instead of going for the cover Sho quickly scoops Howard up and delivers the DROP OF DESTINY!!! Sho with the cover...1,2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: FA SHO
David Saturn-"I guess it is like riding a bike! Sho was impressive here tonight and I'll bet its only the beginning!"
Neal Steal-"Well he's going to get a sharp, cold dose of reality if he has to face Mr Royal in this tournament..."
David Saturn-"Would you shut up about Royal! We will be back in just a moment..."
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Anthony Royal talking to young Megala Enterprises executive Roberto Maggia. We don't hear what they are saying as the cameras cut back to the arena...
David Saturn-"Anthony Royal and Roberto Maggia having a discussion there...apparently Maggia is the one overseeing things here tonight."
Neal Steal-"He must be no older than 18...must be a real whizzkid to be trusted with this type of authority...look at Mr Royal he seems to be in perfect condition..."
David Saturn-"Looked a bit flustered earlier this week though...still you never know when that AWR camera crew might show up..."
VS
From Louisville, KY...Zane...BYERS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Zane Byers...a former convict from what I heard..."
Neal Steal-"What for? I hope it wasn't murder or anything..."
David Saturn-"As a matter of fact it was..."
Neal Steal-"What! We can't have maniacs like this on the loose!"
David Saturn-"Well there's some doubt over whether he did it or not..."
From Portland, Oregon...Gunner...HUGHES!!!
Neal Steal-"I like the look of Gunner Hughes...unlike Byers he was nice enough to speak to AWR.com this past week..."
David Saturn-"Didn't seem like a particularly nice guy at all. Have you seen what he does for a living..."
Neal Steal-"Yes I heard he was an underground fighter...never defeated I believe in that type of environment..."
David Saturn-"I was referring to him being a hired thug. As for underground fighting that is a vicious sport and while the AWR is no picnic there are rules here. Lets see how Gunner will fit in within such confines..."
As Gunner enters the ring Byers wastes no time in attacking his opponent. Clubs to the head and back by Byers who then charges off the ropes. Gunner however does not take his eyes off Byers connecting with a hell of an uppercut. Byers to his credit is back up only to be nailed with another hard uppercut to the jaw. Byers is staggered, whip off the ropes by Gunner and as Byers rebounds he is launched into the air by a back body drop!
David Saturn-"You claim he is undefeated in underground fighting yet Gunner is very much a mystery man. People were too scared to talk when we approached them..."
Neal Steal-"What a back body drop! What an excellent wrestling move so much for you saying he was just a violent underground fighter..."
David Saturn-"I said no such thing. That was a great wrestling move but the fact is he apparently hasn't wrestled before and its a legitimate point to question how he will adapt. Of course you wouldn't know anything about legitimate points would you Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Actually he was a high school wrestler from the limited information I heard..."
David Saturn-"Amateur wrestling has nothing to do with this and frankly I would rather watch paint dry..."
Neal Steal-"High school wrestling isn't at an amateur level...fool!"
David Saturn-"Oh well done Steal! That's me told...good god you really got a cheap shot in there!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!"
Gunner rams Byers head first into the turnbuckle and nails him with a right hand. Scoop slam by Gunner followed up by a jumping elbowdrop attempt. Byers however moves at the last second but is unable to follow it up with an attack taking the moment for a quick breather. Gunner however seems relentless charging at Byers...maybe a bit too fast as Byers catches him with an uppercut of his own.
David Saturn-"This is developing into more of a brawl than a wrestling match. Byers probably got in a few fights when he was in jail...certainly he's got's a few scars..."
Neal Steal-"I don't know why you were calling Gunner a thug. That is a legitimate service he provides...all those people should do is pay their bills on time its not difficult..."
David Saturn-"He's a thug and the people who employ him are nothing but vultures!"
Neal Steal-"Wow what a neckbreaker!"
David Saturn-"Wow Neal Steal correctly calls a wrestling move...that certainly was very well executed..."
Byers then quickly climbs to the middle rope as Gunner clutches his jaw and connects with a neckbreaker in mid air! Impressive move but even more impressively Gunner is back to his feet. Byers looks pissed off at his move seemingly having little impact. Byers charges full of anger but runs right into a big boot! That might have broken the jaw of Byers!
David Saturn-"What a kick! He certainly is very focused...you can see it in his eyes there was some real brutality behind that move..."
Neal Steal-"That's what I like someone dedicated to his craft...not wasting time with garbage like that twitter I'm glad we aren't using that as part of the show..."
David Saturn-"You like people dedicated to their craft? How about following their example then...choke there by Gunner quickly broken up..."
Gunner then chokes Byers but releases before the ref finishes his 5 count. Gunner chokes Byers again and then pounds Byers with punches. Byers manges to get up to his knees but Gunner boots him right in the face. It looks like that shot has busted open Byers. Gunner then chokes Byers with his boot before tossing him into the corner turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"Oh Hughes has drawn blood...Byers isn't doing a good enough job protecting himself from those vicious kicks..."
Neal Steal-"Gunner seemed like such a humble man this past week...I've always liked wrestlers without an ego..."
David Saturn-"Good god that's a ridculous statement. Anthony Royal is humble? Silvio Megala is humble?"
Neal Steal-"Absolutely when you're blessed with such talent and looks its a credit they don't spend every second looking in the mirror..."
David Saturn-"Byers is forgetting one of the basic principles of wrestling...self defence! Then again this guy is just relentless...if Byers was a killer as alleged he's certainly not looking like one here...oh god that's sick..."
Another uppercut by Gunner which will only worsen the gaping wound Byers now has on his forehead. Headbutt by Gunner who then digs his fingers right into the open wound. Byers groans in pain as Gunner connects with another brutal uppercut. Kick to the head by Gunner who is just dominating Byers here. Blood is dripping from the forehead of Byers now.
Neal Steal-"Gunner is taking Byers apart...he has no answer whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"The referee may stop this...not just because of the blood there is leniency over that...but Byers is looking incapable of defending himself...good god those kicks are brutal..."
Another brutal kick to the face by Gunner who then whips Byers into the opposite corner. Hard clothesline by Gunner followed up by a backbreaker. Gunner then climbs to the rop rope and jumps off connecting with a double axe handle to the back. Byers staggers around as Gunner stares at him with a sick grin. Gunner then charges forward and connects with a brutal running kick to the jaw!
David Saturn-BAH GAWD! I thought the other kicks were a 10...they were nothing compared to that! Simply ferocious!"
Neal Steal-"Byers had a silver sppon in his mouth during his childhood...you can see the difference Gunner had to work for everything he's got..."
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Haven't you had enough Gunner!"
That is what Gunner likes to call the BUCKSHOT...this one is a formality...but Gunner does not go for the cover. Gunner begins delivering stomps to Byers relentlessly. Considering that Byers is being annihilated not to mention the blood the referee wisely decides to call for the bell...
WINNER BY REFEREE STOPPAGE: GUNNER HUGHES
David Saturn-"Well mercifully this one is...oh look at this he's continuing to pound Byers! This guy is out of control! This isn't underground fighting!"
Neal Steal-"I don't think Gunner heard the bell maybe he has some kind of hereditary hearing condition..."
David Saturn-"Passed his medical with flying colours from what I heard...speaking of medical we might need some medics out here for Byers! Oh wait the ref might DQ Gunner here!"
Gunner continues his attack on Byers but the referee quickly warns him that he will reverse the decision if he does not stop. Considering what is at stake Gunner ends his assault and leaves the ring to considerable boos from the crowd here in Springfield.
David Saturn-"He's lucky that decision wasn't reversed. I guess the refs have been told to be extra lenient due to the tournament format..."
Neal Steal-"The only story here is how impressive Gunner Hughes was!"
David Saturn-"Its not like he seemed paralysed with rage or anything. That was a calm, methodical but brutal assault by Gunner Hughes! Look at his eyes just pure coldness in that human being!"
Neal Steal-"You have to take no prisoners in wrestling...no pun intended Byers! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-""Back in a moment..."
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VS
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"A face some of you may remember from the PWR here...Dustin Weaver..."
Neal Steal-"What a horrible piece of music...now this is what you call quality! "Say Hello" by POD!"
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"As impressive as Gunner Hughes was that was nothing compared to the exhibition of technical wrestling we are about to see from Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Weaver not a bad technical wrestler myself from what I recall..."
Neal Steal-"...but not in Mr Royal's league..."
Lockup and Weaver spins behind Royal and takes him down to the mat. Weaver quickly back to his feet and begins stomping Royal as he tries to get to his feet. Weaver hammering away on Royal in the corner before whipping him to the opposite corner. Weaver charges but Royal leaps out of the way using the ropes. Weaver stops before hitting the turnbuckle as Royal lands back on his feet.
David Saturn-"Royal completely dismissive of Dustin Weaver...meanwhile Weaver had nothing to say whatsoever."
Neal Steal-"That's the difference between someone like Weaver and Mr Royal. The likes of Weaver think they arae too good for the fans but Mr Royal always has time for his adoring public..."
David Saturn-"Adoring public! What the hell are you on?"
Punches by Royal who then goes to whip Weaver into the opposite corner, Weaver manages to slow himself down, spins around and connects with a hard clothesline knocking Royal to the mat. Royal rolls to the outside and Weaver follows quickly. Maybe too hasty by Weaver as Royal nails him with a right hand and rams his head into the barricade. Punches by Royal but Weaver fights back with shots of his own.
David Saturn-"Oh what beautiful technical wrestling! Ramming someone into a barrier takes real skill!"
Neal Steal-"I think Mr Royal slipped..."
David Saturn-"Slip there as well did he?"
Royal with a kick to the gut and rams Weaver face first into the barrier again. The ref seems to be lenient on the countout here obviously preferring to have a winner due to the tournament format. Royal goes to whip Weaver into the ringpost but Weaver reverses whipping Royal into the barricade. Royal clutches his back in discomfort as Weaver delivers a elbowdrop before rolling Royal back into the ring.
Neal Steal-"Mistake there by Weaver...Mr Royal's timing is spot on! He's not setting the fans up for a disappointment like Fa Sho was going on about needing to regain a step..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho was anything but a disappointment."
Royal however is quickly up connecting with right hands as Weaver climbs onto the apron. Weaver suddenly surprises Royal with a flurry of headbutts and then clubs Royal on the back. Sunset flip by Weaver but Royal holds onto the ropes avoiding the rollup. Weaver charges off the ropes but Royal shows his athleticism delivering a great dropkick directly connecting with Weaver's chin.
Neal Steal-"Beautiful wrestling! Mr Royal's wrestling its like a unrivalled level of physical artistry!"
David Saturn-"Right Steal...whatever the hell that is. Royal looking for a takedown there..."
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! You were wrong Saturn! You never know what to expect from Mr Royal in the ring! That proves what a world class wrestler he is you never know what beautiful move he's going to pull off next!"
Weaver is staggered as Royal dives in seemingly looking for a takedown. Instead he modifies it into a rollup pinning attempt! 1,2...and Weaver despite being taken by surprise is able to just kick out. Both men straight back up and Weaver connects with a kick to the gut. Backslide pin by Weaver...1,2...and Royal kicks out. Royal then takes out Weaver's legs from under him and rolls up Dustin!
Neal Steal-"Great rollup Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"Weaver with a rollup of his own! What a tremendous exchange!"
Neal Steal-"Not like that blood and guts wrestling you like Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up you were the one kissing Gunner's ass just a few minutes ago!"
Neal Steal-"That blood was an accident it wasn't Gunner's fault his kicks were so explosive..."
1,2...kickout by Weaver! Then he counters into a pin of his own...1,2...and Royal then counters it into a rollup! 1,2...counter by Weaver now this is some tremendous mat wrestling by both men! Royal kicks out at 2! Both men up to their feet and Weaver blocks a right hand from Royal. Hard right hands by Weaver who tries to scoop up Royal.
David Saturn-"Cradle by Weaver! Royal is getting a real scare here!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Counter by Mr Royal! Come on ref count faster!"
David Saturn-"There's nothing wrong with those counts!"
Royal however spins behind Weaver and goes for a neckbreaker. Suddenly Weaver goes for an inside cradle! 1,2...and Royal kicks out! An incredible sequence of pinfall attempts from both men here. Countered by Royal now! 1,2...and Weaver gets his shoulder up! Weaver goes for a right hand and this time Royal blocks it. Right hands by Royal who charges off the ropes.
David Saturn-"Bit reckless there by Royal he ran right into an elbow!"
Neal Steal-"That was one moment of slightly off timing! Sometimes you might see Lionel Messi miss an easy chance in those soccer games...Mr Royal is the equivalent of his talent in professional wrestling!"
Weaver raises his elbow catching Royal on the jaw. German suplex by Weaver and then he follows it up with a DDT! Weaver then plays to the crowd who cheer in response but that may be a mistake. Valuable seconds wasted possibly...Weaver with a moonsault! Royal manages to roll out of the way! Kick to the ribs and a belly to belly suplex!
Neal Steal-"Good god I might lose my voice here!"
David Saturn-"I certainly hope so!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up...why am I calling pinfalls anyway you're supposed to be the play by play man..."
David Saturn-"I'm too distracted by your moronic comments...I'm afraid its impossible to ignore his idiocy viewers..."
1,2...and Weaver gets his shoulder up! Royal pulls Weaver to his feet but Dustin elbows him in the face. Royal strikes back with punches but Weaver spins behind and hits a belly to back suplex! 1,2...and kickout by Royal! Yet another near fall as both men get to their feet. Both men duck clothesline attempts and then connect with simultaneous shots to the jaw!
David Saturn-"Both men knock each other out...and they are right back up!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was up just that little bit faster. That's the difference between an exemplary athlete like Mr Royal and a preliminary wrestler like Dustin Weaver..."
Russian leg sweep by Royal who is really beginning to look agitated. Royal goes to the top rope but Weaver follows! Weaver with right hands but Royal shoves him away sending Weaver hard to the mat below. Royal comes off and connects with a flying DDT! Royal goes for the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal wins and he didn't even need to use one of his major finishers!"
David Saturn-"That shows he was getting a little worried if you ask me...wanted to put Weaver's lights out even more quickly than he normally would have attempted to..."
Neal Steal-"Well I didn't ask you..."
David Saturn-"Back in a moment as the hometown hero takes on Tracy Adkins!"
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VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Tracy Adkins...good god this guy is a sick, deprived excuse for a human being..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe he's changed...perhaps we will see a kinder, gentler Tracy Adkins here tonight!"
David Saturn-"That's what gullible idiots like you would think..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"What an ovation for the legendary Slick Doctor!"
Neal Steal-"Here we go...you're already kissing Slop Doctor's ass!"
David Saturn-"I'm not even going to point out what a ludicrous statement you just made...my statement Steal was based on something called RESPECT!"
Lockup and side headlock applied by Slick quickly broken up by Adkins as he whips Slick off the ropes. Adkins charges, Slick drops to the mat, Adkins off the opposite side, leapfrog by Slick and as Adkins rebounds Slick delivers an armdrag takedown! Hiptoss by Slick as the crowd erupt with cheers. Slick grins towards the crowd and then locks up with Adkins again. Side headlock by Adkins, Slick whips him off the ropes, drops to the mat again as Adkins charges and Slick goes for another hiptoss as Adkins rebounds.
David Saturn-"Slick is a fine technical wrestler...I'm pointing that out before you point out your usual rubbish to any new viewers."
Neal Steal-"He's an average technical wrestler...he's just a bar room brawler..."
David Saturn-"He's a multiple time world champion and you are a complete and utter idiot!"
Slick spins behind Adkins and delivers a belly to back suplex! Elbowdrop by Slick...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Slicks backs Adkins against the ropes and delivers punches followed by a roundhouse kick to the jaw! Adkins is staggered but uses the ropes to balance himself. Adkins whipped into the corner as Slick charges forward. It looked like Slick was trying to connect with a knee to the face but Adkins moves and Slick bashes his knee against the ringpost.
David Saturn-"Slick might have hurt his knee there..."
Neal Steal-"If he has Tracy Adkins will show no mercy..."
David Saturn-"Thought you said we might see a kinder and gentler Adkins here tonight? Prozac distorting that pathetic memory of your again..."
Adkins charges forward connecting with a knee to the back. Snap suplex by Adkins! Cover...1,2...and kickout by Slick. Adkins then drops Slick throat first across the top rope...another cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out again. Adkins with a sleeper hold but Slick gets back to his feet and elbows Adkins in the ribs. Slick charges of the ropes, ducks an elbow, rebounds off the opposite side but Adkins lifts Slick dropping him face first into the mat!
Neal Steal-"I've never taken prozac in my life! That type of thing is for weak, depressed people...just like alcohol! Look at Slop still the same old pathetic drunk..."
David Saturn-Slick...that's his name Steal still has some good years ahead of him in pro wrestling. Any student of the game will know you talk complete and utter crap! Adkins was far too focused on Royal in his promo earlier this week perhaps he has neglected to research Slick and that is a big mistake!"
Neal Steal-"You can't blame him for focusing on Mr Royal it was simply high intelligence on the part of Adkins to focus on the main threat."
Good counter by Adkins who goes for the cover...1,2...kickout by Slick. Adkins surprisingly goes to the top rope and goes for a legdrop! Unusual decision by Adkins not known for his high flying and Slick moves out of the way! Both men to their feet and an exchange of right hands. Adkins misses with a short arm clothesline and Slick connects with another roundhouse kick! Adkins whipped off the ropes, misses a clothesline, Adkins rebounds and this time Slick does connect with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-"Flying clothesline!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha! Slop wasn't going to pin Tracy Adkins with that!"
David Saturn-"Its called keeping an opponent on their toes...wearing them down..."
1,2...and Tracy gets his shoulder up. Adkins reverses a whip, Slick rebounds off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and hits a standing dropkick! Adkins pulls himself up in the corner but Slick climbs above him and hits the 10 punch sequence! Slick charges forward and connects with a hard running knee. Adkins surprises Slick by shrugging off that blow but runs straight into a spinning heel kick! Slick gestures to the crowd who erupt with cheers and then Slick goes to the top rope.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Slop just crotched himself..."
David Saturn-"He has many times before...both men maybe a step off the pace but aside from that brutal assault by Gunner Hughes nobody looked to be at 100% tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was clearly conditioned at 100%! Look at Slop sucking up to the crowd show your opponent some respect!"
Slick focused on the crowd too long for a moment there however and Adkins takes advantage. Slick lands painfully across the top turnbuckle. Adkins climbs up and connects with a forearm but Slick battles back with forearms of his own and shoves Adkins to the mat! Flying crossbody by Slick...1,2...and Adkins gets his shoulder up. Adkins whips Slick into the corner and as Adkins charges in Slick catches him with his boot.
David Saturn-"Adkins is too hasty sometimes...Slick telegraphed that a mile away..."
Neal Steal-"Great move Tracy! Come on ref...oh damn it! The ref is intimidated by this crowd...this isn't fair letting Slop wrestle in his hometown..."
David Saturn-"Well you better take it up with Silvio then hadn't you?"
Neal Steal-"Like I said at the start of the show Mr Megala must be distracted by some major corporate matter...probably a multi billion transaction..."
Another kick to the chin by Slick who then charges but runs straight into a powerslam! Cover by Adkins...1,2...and Slick with a kickout. Stomp to the head by Adkins, whips Slick off the ropes. Slick connects with a boot to the chin as Adkins lowered his head too obviously looking for a back body drop. Slick charges forwards, ducks a clothesline and on the rebound delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER!!! 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
Neal Steal-"Damn it!"
David Saturn-"Slick is cracking open the beers! We are having a party here tonight in Springfield!"
Slick goes to the outside and downs a full beer in one go. He then goes to open one for his friend David Saturn. As he opens it beers spurts out soaking Saturn. Even though Saturn does not seem in the slightest bit bothered Steal starts laughing hysterically at him. Slick then climbs onto the announce table, leans towards Steal and pours an entire beer on Steal's head! Steal is furious!
Neal Steal-"Look what he's done to me! This is...this is commercialised beer! My hair is ruined!"
David Saturn-"Slick always likes to please his fans! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"I'm not going to take this treatment!"
Slick goes into the ring and Steal follows. Steal begins yelling at Slick and pokes his finger into Slick's chest. Slick just laughs in his face. Steal then slaps Slick across the face! Slick grins and then he scoops Steal up and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! The crowd erupt! Slick calls for Saturn to join him and both men share a beer over the prone Steal as Deadly Game Night 1 comes to a close!