Post by Silvio Megala on Sept 13, 2012 18:23:48 GMT -4
NINE DAYS AGO...
We see highlights (with dramatic music in the background) of AWR champion Anthony Royal's matches at last week's deadly game show. The hostile crowd reaction after Fa Sho was disqualified, the chaotic ending to the main event match between Royal and Slick Doctor. The voiceover (by David Saturn) concludes "despite winning the championship in such controversial circumstances Anthony Royal has furiously complained about AWR management. The new AWR World Champion has GUARANTEED to call out AWR CEO Roberto Maggia and demand answers TONIGHT...ON THE CRASH!"
As AWR Crash TV begins, we are greeted with a screen that reads EARLIER TODAY. We see Neal Steal and David Saturn standing in what appears to be an office. Neal looks very nervous, while David is stoic.
Neal Steal:"I can’t believe you had the audacity to hit me last week. I hope you’re fired tonight!"
David Saturn:"Please Steal, you deserved every ounce of that beating you got…"
Suddenly, the bickering stops and both men face forward. The camera pans to reveal that Roberto Maggia has entered the room.
Roberto Maggia:"Gentleman, I can assume you both know why you are here. What happened between the two of you on last week’s show was an absolute disgrace. I trust it won’t be happening again?"
Both men reluctantly nod their heads.
Roberto Maggia:"Good, because if it does, well let’s just say the consequences will be dire."
Neal, and even David both look a bit intimidated by Maggia. They stand still, as if they are waiting on orders.
Roberto Maggia:"Oh, we’re done here..."
Neal and David both quickly exit the room as we fade away.
AWR CRASH TV #14
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Hello everyone and welcome to CRASH Tv. As you can see myself and Steal were just read the riot act by young Roberto Maggia backstage!"
Neal Steal-"Well like I said it was you were the one who assaulted me! You're lucky we have been forbidden from fighting because I would beat your ass this week otherwise!"
David Saturn-"I'm far from the toughest guy in the world but I was sure as hell beating your ass last week! Not that its much to boast about who hasn't!"
Neal Steal-"Only when you had your buddy Slop joining in!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of SLICK he is one of 8 athletes who will be in action here tonight! He takes on Dustin Weaver while another former NIWF superstar has joined us as Killa Jay Combs makes his debut against Gunner Hughes!"
Neal Steal-"Also Sergio Esposito makes his debut against Tracy Adkins. That is sure to be another great contest!"
Suddenly, “Say Hello” blares over the PA system and the crowd erupts in boos. A small army of security guards flood the stage, followed by the new AWR World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Royal, dressed in a custom suit and wearing aviator sunglasses. Royal holds what is finally truly his championship belt high into the air before resting it on his shoulder. He then begins to strut his way to the ring, all the while barking orders to security.
Neal Steal:"Yahoo! The World Champion is here!"
David Saturn:"I don’t know how even you can support this man after the way he won the title last week. It was a disgrace and you know it."
Neal Steal:"Shut up Saturn. Our champion wants to address us."
By this point, Royal has entered the ring. Security surrounds it as Royal demands a mic. A massive “Royal sucks” chant breaks out as Royal brings the mic to his lips. He patiently waits until the chants die down before beginning to speak.
Royal:"A little less than one year ago, Silvio Megala hand-picked me to be his World Champion."
The crowd boos.
Royal:"Sadly, the other shareholders didn’t agree, and, to make a long story short, for nearly one year, I was an uncrowned champion. For nearly one full year, I had to deal with the term “unofficial” being attached to my title reign, and I gotta tell you, it ate me up inside."
Royal:"Fast forward to last week. After nearly a year of dealing with the pain of not getting the recognition I deserve, I win Roberto Maggia’s silly tournament and finally, FINALLY become the REAL AWR World Champion. Last week should have been the defining moment of my career and I should be on cloud nine. But take a good look at me, do I look happy?"
Royal removes his sunglasses to reveal a stoic face.
Royal:"No I don’t because guess what? I’m not. Last week should have been an incredible moment, but that moment was taken from me. I became the first champion in this company’s history, but there was no celebration for me. No confetti fell from the rafters. No pyro exploded throughout the arena. No, there was nothing at all. I won, and we faded to black. I didn’t even get a phone call or a text message from anyone congratulating me on my historic win."
Royal looks disgusted.
Royal:"So I came here tonight to have a celebration, but guess what? No celebration for me. No champagne, no balloons, no portraits of my crowning achievements. In fact, before I came out here, a stage hand told me “Roberto’s giving you ten minutes.” Are you kidding me? Ten minutes? The fact is Roberto Maggia didn’t want me to be his champion. The fact is, if it were a fan favorite like Slick or Fa Sho, or even an enigma like Gunner, there would have been a celebration. There would have been confetti and pyro. And tonight, there would have been a 30 minute tribute video. But not for me. Well you see Roberto, that’s a problem. I said I was going to call you out, so why don’t you come on down so I can express my issues with you face to face."
After a moment, Roberto Maggia walks onto the stage and heads down to the ring.
Royal:"Thank you for being so kind to join me. Now what exactly are you going to do about these problems?"
Roberto Maggia:"Mr. Royal, I have a lot of business to attend to tonight, so I’m going to make this quick. Your first championship defense will take place in a few weeks, right here on Crash TV."
This pops the crowd big. Royal’s face turns red with anger.
Royal:"Against who!?"
Roberto Maggia:"Against this man…"
Suddenly, Bangarang by Skrillex hits over the PA and the crowd explodes when Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny steps onto the stage. He glares at Royal from the top of the ramp, before suddenly breaking into a sprint towards the ring, wanting to get a piece of Royal after the screw job from last week. The security guards stop him momentarily, giving Royal time to scurry out of the ring just in time. Fa Sho stares down Royal as he tells him his time as champion is running out. Royal clutches the belt against his chest and shakes his head as we go to commercial.
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a replay of Fa Sho very nearly getting his hands on Anthony Royal...the scene then cuts back to Saturn and Steal...
David Saturn-"Once again Anthony Royal shows what he truly is...a coward!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho knew that Mr Royal was wearing that fine suit. Mr Royal is not going to fight in fine clothes...have you ever seen such fine quality and design..."
David Saturn-"Well Royal has just been warned and who knows what Fa Sho may have planned this evening!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Mr Megala will not be happy about young Maggia not answering those questions. He's clearly very articulate and dresses appropriately for a high powered executive but he is obviously naive..."
David Saturn-"We still don't know where Silvio Megala is other than your word that he must be extremely busy with other business activities. Still we have been hearing all sorts of conflicting rumours surrounding Megala and his involvement with members of the AWR roster..."
Neal Steal-"I just will not accept that Mr Megala would have turned his back on Mr Royal. I just do not believe it!"
David Saturn-"You don't sound totally confident...anyway we have one more debut here tonight which we didn't mention in the intro! That's because he's coming up in our opening match...yet another former NIWF Superstar...the Hatchet Warrior RCH3!"
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Rattlesnake! A familiar face from last year and of course he was also in the NIWF!"
Neal Steal-"He hasn't learnt to control his language either."
David Saturn-"Still not decided whether its tourettes or not? I have no idea what Rattlesnake was on about this past week when he claimed I called him an ass kisser! Rattlesnake is one of the least ass kissing people I've ever seen!"
Neal Steal-"He accused me of calling him one too! I've said no such thing..."
David Saturn-"Well I haven't heard you call Rattlesnake one...still if you had be hypocritical coming from you wouldn't it?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at this idiot! I thought we had got rid of people who bring dangerous weapons to the ring!"
David Saturn-"Wig flipper you mean?"
Neal Steal-"The "hatchet" yes...this fool treats it like a human being..."
As RCH enters the ring Rattlesnake does not back down despite the fact that RCH is waving his hatchet around. RCH goes to the outside and pulls up a chair on which he places the hatchet as if its about to watch him wrestle. The crowd are warmly responding to RCH happy to see him again. Remembering Rattlesnakes feud with Robert Carr the crowd give him a decent reception as well though its unlikely he gives a damn what the crowd might think...
David Saturn-"Well I'm not hearing word of any generators blowing now the self proclaimed ratings magnet Rattlesnake is in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"I don't like either of these 2...very different personalities but equally moronic!
David Saturn-"There's another example of Rattlesnake's "cultured" vocabulary..."
RCH circles the ring looking highly enthusiastic about making his AWR debut here. Rattlesnake curses at RCH for no apparent reason which does not draw an angry reaction from RCH. Obviously he has been watching old footage as this is the way Rattlesnake treats pretty much all his opponents. Or for that matter arena staff, airport staff considering all the complaints he has been getting for his language!
Neal Steal-"RCH3 was the one who made the challenge right?"
David Saturn-"Yes for once you're correct."
Neal Steal-"I'm hearing conflicting rumours about RCH as well..."
Lockup and Rattlesnake extends the arm, quickly reversed by RCH. Armdrag by RCH who then yanks on the arm before clubbing Snake across the back. Snake drops to one knee, quickly rises but is taken to the mat by an armdrag takedown. Mat wrestling is certainly not Rattlesnake's preference while RCH is more of an all rounder than simply one dimensional.
David Saturn-"You mean the rumours that RCH was signed by Silvio Megala?"
Neal Steal-"I don't believe Mr Megala hires clowns...I refuse to believe he hired RCH."
David Saturn-"There's no confirmation that Maggia hired him either..."
RCH is in an unusual sitting position and grins across at the crowd in relaxed fashion. Rattlesnake curses in frustration trying to break the hold. It would probably be wiser for Snake to simply extend his foot across the ropes but maybe he thinks that is a cowards move. Rattlesnake manages to get to his feet but RCH keeps hold. Rattlesnake tries to break loose almost dragging RCH across the ring with him.
David Saturn-"Just because he's wearing facepaint does not make RCH a clown Steal. He's a hatchet warrior whatever the hell that is..."
Neal Steal-"If you wear facepaint you're a clown as far as I'm concerned. That's why I'm surprised you aren't using any..."
David Saturn-"The viewers will be trying not to split their sides laughing after that no doubt...Rattlesnake is perplexed here certainly RCH is not what anyone would call conventional..."
RCH is almost rolled up like a pretzel as Rattlesnake extends his arm across the ropes. Snake looks bemused by the position of RCH and curses at him again. The crowd are definitely more behind RCH but Snake is not getting any boos for his cursing. There is no discrimination by Rattlesnake here at all he would probably swear at anyone no matter who they are. Probably even the pope!
David Saturn-"As well as claiming credit for the big ratings last year Rattlesnake also stated he got rid of SIN. That is aside from Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's another thing some people have returned and some people haven't. Who knows who is responsible...though I think Mr Megala would have rehired most of SIN if he wasn't busy..."
David Saturn-"Stop claiming he's busy. You have no more idea than most of us. You're just concerned he's not best buddies with Royal anymore like you are..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala thought Mr Royal was the only wrestler who remotely came close to the same level of talent as himself. I do not believe he said that lightly..."
The referee breaks the hold and as RCH rises Rattlesnake nails him with a short arm clothesline. Definitely Snake's preferred style of attack. RCH is back up, Snake goes for a whip, reversed by RCH and he attempts a hip toss on the rebound. Snake blocks and clubs RCH across the back before whipping him off the ropes. RCH ducks a highly predictable clothesline attempt and then scoops Snake up slamming him to the mat!
David Saturn-"RCH with a handful of tights there..."
Neal Steal-"Damn right he did the cheat...not that I give a damn about Rattlesnake but he would not have resorted to tight pulling..."
David Saturn-"No I think Rattlesnake would have resorted to a chair or a low blow instead. How can you call anyone a cheat after last week!"
RCH had a handful of tights while lifting Snake there he's certainly not against taking slight short cuts. Still that hardly counts as extreme cheating. RCH smiles over at the fans who turn up the volume in response. RCH takes hold of the arm again applying an armbar here. Snake rises to his feet and blatantly rakes RCH across the eyes which has little effect on RCH who keeps the hold locked on.
Neal Steal-"Go on rub that paint in his eyes! I hope its toxic!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure RCH is such an idiot he would be using toxic paint on himself..."
Neal Steal-"Referee certainly does not have an easy job here...I sympathise with them..."
David Saturn-"Had a funny way of showing it last week..."
Snake rakes RCH twice across the eyes again and is admonished by the referee. Rattlesnake stupidly curses at him risking a disqualification. Snake backs RCH into the corner and delivers 2 clubbing blows to the chest. Sting is whipped into the opposite corner and Rattlesnake recklessly charges. RCH saw that coming a mile away and sidesteps. Rattlesnake is often too predictable in his smashmouth style and crashes into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"I'm beginning to lean slightly towards hoping Rattlesnake wins. Simply so he can ruin this moron's AWR debut and hopefully send him back to that forest or wherever the hell he comes from..."
David Saturn-"The dark forest apparently whatever that is..."
Neal Steal-"A forest is a place full of trees Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I'm fully aware of that you fool!"
Rollup by RCH! 1,2...and Rattlesnake kicks out. RCH had the tights there as well but once again he's not against taking a short cut. RCH takes hold of the arm again and takes Rattlesnake into the corner. He then surprises Rattlesnake by reverting to a more aggressive style himself. Kicks to the lower abdomen by RCH and he whips Snake into the opposite corner.
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake once again determined to make friends as he badmouthed many wrestlers this past week..."
Neal Steal-"RCH had a few words to say as well about many wrestlers including some nice words to say about that idiot Slop Doctor. A clown and a drunk more or less the same thing!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of SLICK he will be out here very shortly..."
Neal Steal-"What you mean he's up next?"
Snake is not as quick to sidestep and RCH delivers the hatchet splash! Rattlesnake staggers forward trying to stay on his feet. RCH then charges up from behind and delivers the WICKED WILD!!! RCH with the cover...1,2...3!!!
David Saturn-"RCH3 picks up the win!"
Neal Steal-"Yes I believe that is the case when somebody gets a 3 count on their opponent..."
David Saturn-"Oh SHUT UP!"
WINNER BY PINFALL: RCH3
RCH goes to the outside and raises the hatchet in the air to a chorus of cheers. Rattlesnake gets to his feet cursing in frustration as RCH heads back up his ramp celebrating his debut victory here tonight!
Neal Steal-"What's that?"
David Saturn-"What's what?"
Neal Steal-"What?"
David Saturn-"What did you just say!!! Crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"I was talking to my producer through the mic...its something about my Mother. I have to go Saturn my Mother is terminally ill heard there might be some bad news..."
David Saturn-"That's the first time I've heard you mention it..."
Neal Steal-"Well you're hardly privy to my personal family life are you Saturn! I have to go like I said so EXCUSE ME..."
Steal runs backstage leaving a bemused Saturn on his own as we cut to commercial.
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From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"I've been joined by Al Walters here while Steal supposedly checks on his terminally ill Mother..."
Al Walters-"Well I know you and Neal don't get along David but you don't think he would make that up do you?"
David Saturn-"Would be a new low even by Steal's standards..."
Al Walters-"Here comes Dustin Weaver not exactly a piece of music that will endear him to a US audience..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"Must say its very convenient that Steal's mother is apparently in serious condition just as Slick comes out..."
Al Walters-"That might be the case but lets just try and call this match David. You will regret it if Steal really is telling you the truth his family have never caused you any annoyance..."
David Saturn-"I've never heard him mention any family members before Al. Still I don't exactly mention my family to him either...can't imagine why..."
Al Walters-"Lets just use the sarcasm when Neal is out here ok David? Looks like Dustin does not think too highly of Slick..."
Some trash talking from Weaver here as Slick looks highly focused. Both men feeling each other out rather cautious to lock up. Slick goes for a waistlock takdown but one arm is loose and Weaver drags him down to the mat. Some more trash talking by Weaver taunting Slick who dives forward looking to take out the leg.
David Saturn-"Well he certainly treated Royal with more respect. Maybe Dustin is just frustrated by his loss he's certainly acting in quite an obnoxious manner here..."
Al Walters-"Can't do that against the likes of Slick. I know Slick likes a bit of trash talk himself sometimes but his ring manner certainly isn't this cocky..."
Weaver sidesteps and taunts Slick again perhaps being too overconfident here against a highly dangerous opponent. Slick darts forward again this time connecting with hard kicks to the lower leg. Weaver shoves Slick towards the ropes, Slick rebounds and Weaver goes for a back body drop. Slick manages to slither down the back and goes for a rollup...
Al Walters-"Rollup by Slick...tremendous reversal!"
David Saturn-"Its nice to actually have someone calling a match. I guess I'm the colour announcer when you're on here then..."
Al Walters-"If that's the way you want it that's fine with me...going for the anklelock here..."
Weaver quickly reverses and grabs the leg trying to turn Slick over into an anklelock. Slick manages to stay on his back so Weaver stomps him hard on the chest realising it might be better to try and wear Slick down a bit first before going to his preferred high flying offense. Weaver pulls Slick into the corner and connects with 2 clubbing blows and a knee to the ribs.
David Saturn-"Well that's a very heroic move isn't it?"
Al Walters-"Its not so much the fist but the arrogant look he gave Slick while punching Slick in the ribs..."
David Saturn-"Slick was unusually quiet this past week. Dustin did not speak to cameras either he was quiet and brooding backstage so who knows what's running through his head. He seems to have taken a real dislike to Slick for some reason though..."
Weaver then yells out something about being a Canadian hero then drives his fist into Slick's ribs. Whip to the opposite corner, Slick avoids with a reverse leapfrog and Weaver crashes into the turnbuckle. Slick then jumps onto Weaver's shoulders and delivers 5 straight punches to the head! Tremendous athleticism and after the fifth punch connects Slick drops back to his feet and nails Weaver with a brutal uppercut!
Al Walters-"Wow great uppercut there by Slick! Who needs words when you have actions like that!"
David Saturn-"I have no idea who signed Weaver either. Was it Silvio who Steal says is supposedly too busy or Roberto Maggia?"
Al Walters-"I've heard a strong rumour from my sources that there is also a head of talent relations. That's standard for some wrestling companies though I would like to know who is it? Not you is it David?"
David Saturn-"No Al. I have some backstage duties of course unlike Steal but I'm certainly not responsible for any hiring and firing..."
Slick charges forward but Weaver swings out his foot kicking Slick in the knee. Shoulder charge by Weaverr knocks Slick to the mat. Weaver has halted Slick's momentum and knocks him down with another shoulder charge. Weaver charges at Slick again, Slick drops to the mat, Weaver leaps over and as Slick goes for a dropkick Weaver grabs hold of the ropes.
Al Walters-"Slick a little out of touch with his timing there..."
David Saturn-"His timing is usually exemplary...maybe he's still tired after the PPV. I notice Royal did not wrestle this week perhaps he felt too fatigued..."
Al Walters-"Maybe its in his contract as well some wrestlers have a certain number of dates. I can imagine Royal had a good deal..."
David Saturn-"Royal apparently had that email from Megala Enterprises which leads many to believe Silvio Megala contacted them personally. Still I truly have no idea what's going on with this hiring process here...I would like to know which idiot hired Steal if Megala didn't?"
Al Walters-"I know you hate him and few blame you but if he was telling the truth about his Mothers lets have a time and place for it David..."
David Saturn-"He has mothers?"
Al Walters-"Sorry his MOTHER! I'm a bit off with timing myself perhaps I don't get to do commentary that often out here...I have to say you haven't missed a beat David since the place reopened got right back into things seamlessly..."
David Saturn-"Well that's very nice of you Al..."
Slick's timing was off there and Weaver goes to turn Slick over looking for the anklelock again. It seems too obvious but Weaver intelligently does a forward roll surprising Slick and applying the anklelock in the process. Slick fights up to his feet and manages to shove Weaver through the middle rope and to the outside.
Al Walters-"Weaver to the outside! Only way Slick could break that anklelock right there..."
David Saturn-"Well it was certainly the most convenient way at that moment...don't see why Weaver is so frustrated...maybe he thought Slick would be more tired after last week and expected an easy ride...you ever get that with Slick..."
Weaver looks frustrated here and charges back into the ring recklessly. Weaver goes for a right hand which is blocked and Weaver receives a right hand instead! Kick to the ribs, shot to the head and Slick backs his opponent into the corner. Some real aggression here by Slick connecting with some solid stomps to the midsection.
Al Walters-"Slick laying into Weaver with some powerful stomps!"
David Saturn-"Really stomping a mudhole and walking it dry there..."
The ref breaks it up and as Slick charges back at Weaver he runs right into an elbow! Weaver goes for a clothesline, ducked by Slick who charges off the ropes and goes for a flying crossbody! Weaver however raises his boot catching Slick in mid air and sending him down to the mat! Great defence there by Weaver...
Al Walters-"I think that's something that hasn't been great in recent weeks. Defensive wrestling..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought Royal and Fa Sho wrestled their match very carefully for a large portion of it. They didn't make many mistakes at all until it became more and more chaotic..."
Al Walters-"Slick chose to have a slugfest with Gunner Hughes who is hardly a defensive minded wrestler. Of course in the final with Royal both were very tired at point and struggled to defend themselves against offence for that reason..."
Weaver takes a quick breather and then starts to choke Slick across the bottom rope. The ref breaks it up as Dustin again taunts the crowd. Weaver lifts Slick up seemingly looking for a suplex but drops Slick across the top rope neck first instead instead. Slick falls back to the mat and Weaver with the cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out.
David Saturn-"Slick has great endurance that's for sure...I don't know how considering how much he drinks but he does!"
Al Walters-"I guess he just has a titanium stomach to handle all that excess alcohol!"
David Saturn-"Well we are going to see just how strong that titanium is now!"
Weaver now applying an abdominal stretch and Slick is struggling here under this very painful hold. Blow to the back by Weaver, another and Weaver then stands over Slick mocking him. Incredibly arrogant and Weaver then delivers double axe handle type blows to the back of Slick. Then Weaver chokes Slick with his boot...
David Saturn-"Now I have little problem with that. Its hardly major cheating and Slick does it too but he claims to be a hero...I don't like hypocrisy..."
Al Walters-"Well you can be quite hypocritical at times David..."
David Saturn-"What do you mean?"
The ref breaks that up and Weaver goes to pull Slick to his feet. Weaver delivers an insulting little slap to Slick's face. Slick retaliates with a hard slap of his own! Slick with fists of fire here and whips Weaver off the ropes! Weaver rebounds and Slick knocks him down with a clothesline! Slick then applies the SLICK STRETCH but suddenly the crowd erupt with boos as Neal Steal appears on the ramp...
David Saturn-"Oh how convenient! Here comes Steal..."
Al Walters-"Well I was hoping you wouldn't be right about him on this instance but it seems like you might have been right about dropping to new lows..."
Steal walks to ringside taunting Slick who releases the hold. Slick is about to exit the ring but suddenly Weaver rolls him up from behind! Weaver has hold of the tights...1,2...3!!! Steal laughs like a retarded hyena as Slick furiously rises to his feet. Weaver has no chance to celebrate his win as Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! Steal looks like he's about to dash into the crowd (which may not be the best idea considering how hated he is) but the refs are out to protect Weaver.
WINNER BY PINFALL: DUSTIN WEAVER
David Saturn-"OH COME ON! Distracted by Steal and then the tights held by Weaver! Slick has been screwed again..."
Al Walters-"BIG win for Dustin Weaver his first in AWR though I wonder how proud Canada will be. There truly are wrestlers in Canada who are seen as heroes but I can honestly say I've never seen Weaver's name amongst them aside from his own proclamations.."
The refs usher Slick up the ramp as Steal retakes his position at the announce table next to a furious Saturn.
David Saturn-"You are pathetic!"
Neal Steal-"What are you talking about? Aren't you going to ask about my Mother? She's terminally ill but still hanging on...false alarm...probably one of these fans idea of a sick joke..."
David Saturn-"These fans have heard nothing more about your Mother than I have until tonight! Somehow I bet she's just fine...that is if she's even alive!"
Neal Steal-"I just told you she's still alive...thank goodness I was so worried..."
David Saturn-"You are a sick SOB! How can you distract Slick like that and screw him again!"
Al Walters-"Well to be honest David it was poor from a veteran like Slick to be distracted that easily..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly all I was doing was walking to the ring after checking on my sick Mom!"
David Saturn-"Well you can't blame Slick in this instance for being distracted when this idiot cost him the title just over a week ago! Not to mention Hell who at least had understandable reasons to get involved I just wish he had chosen a better time..."
Al Walters-"Well I'll leave you 2 gentlemen to it..."
David Saturn-"We will be right back in a few moments...making up illnesses about your Mother...just sick..."
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We see highlights (with dramatic music in the background) of AWR champion Anthony Royal's matches at last week's deadly game show. The hostile crowd reaction after Fa Sho was disqualified, the chaotic ending to the main event match between Royal and Slick Doctor. The voiceover (by David Saturn) concludes "despite winning the championship in such controversial circumstances Anthony Royal has furiously complained about AWR management. The new AWR World Champion has GUARANTEED to call out AWR CEO Roberto Maggia and demand answers TONIGHT...ON THE CRASH!"
As AWR Crash TV begins, we are greeted with a screen that reads EARLIER TODAY. We see Neal Steal and David Saturn standing in what appears to be an office. Neal looks very nervous, while David is stoic.
Neal Steal:"I can’t believe you had the audacity to hit me last week. I hope you’re fired tonight!"
David Saturn:"Please Steal, you deserved every ounce of that beating you got…"
Suddenly, the bickering stops and both men face forward. The camera pans to reveal that Roberto Maggia has entered the room.
Roberto Maggia:"Gentleman, I can assume you both know why you are here. What happened between the two of you on last week’s show was an absolute disgrace. I trust it won’t be happening again?"
Both men reluctantly nod their heads.
Roberto Maggia:"Good, because if it does, well let’s just say the consequences will be dire."
Neal, and even David both look a bit intimidated by Maggia. They stand still, as if they are waiting on orders.
Roberto Maggia:"Oh, we’re done here..."
Neal and David both quickly exit the room as we fade away.
AWR CRASH TV #14
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Hello everyone and welcome to CRASH Tv. As you can see myself and Steal were just read the riot act by young Roberto Maggia backstage!"
Neal Steal-"Well like I said it was you were the one who assaulted me! You're lucky we have been forbidden from fighting because I would beat your ass this week otherwise!"
David Saturn-"I'm far from the toughest guy in the world but I was sure as hell beating your ass last week! Not that its much to boast about who hasn't!"
Neal Steal-"Only when you had your buddy Slop joining in!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of SLICK he is one of 8 athletes who will be in action here tonight! He takes on Dustin Weaver while another former NIWF superstar has joined us as Killa Jay Combs makes his debut against Gunner Hughes!"
Neal Steal-"Also Sergio Esposito makes his debut against Tracy Adkins. That is sure to be another great contest!"
Suddenly, “Say Hello” blares over the PA system and the crowd erupts in boos. A small army of security guards flood the stage, followed by the new AWR World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Royal, dressed in a custom suit and wearing aviator sunglasses. Royal holds what is finally truly his championship belt high into the air before resting it on his shoulder. He then begins to strut his way to the ring, all the while barking orders to security.
Neal Steal:"Yahoo! The World Champion is here!"
David Saturn:"I don’t know how even you can support this man after the way he won the title last week. It was a disgrace and you know it."
Neal Steal:"Shut up Saturn. Our champion wants to address us."
By this point, Royal has entered the ring. Security surrounds it as Royal demands a mic. A massive “Royal sucks” chant breaks out as Royal brings the mic to his lips. He patiently waits until the chants die down before beginning to speak.
Royal:"A little less than one year ago, Silvio Megala hand-picked me to be his World Champion."
The crowd boos.
Royal:"Sadly, the other shareholders didn’t agree, and, to make a long story short, for nearly one year, I was an uncrowned champion. For nearly one full year, I had to deal with the term “unofficial” being attached to my title reign, and I gotta tell you, it ate me up inside."
Royal:"Fast forward to last week. After nearly a year of dealing with the pain of not getting the recognition I deserve, I win Roberto Maggia’s silly tournament and finally, FINALLY become the REAL AWR World Champion. Last week should have been the defining moment of my career and I should be on cloud nine. But take a good look at me, do I look happy?"
Royal removes his sunglasses to reveal a stoic face.
Royal:"No I don’t because guess what? I’m not. Last week should have been an incredible moment, but that moment was taken from me. I became the first champion in this company’s history, but there was no celebration for me. No confetti fell from the rafters. No pyro exploded throughout the arena. No, there was nothing at all. I won, and we faded to black. I didn’t even get a phone call or a text message from anyone congratulating me on my historic win."
Royal looks disgusted.
Royal:"So I came here tonight to have a celebration, but guess what? No celebration for me. No champagne, no balloons, no portraits of my crowning achievements. In fact, before I came out here, a stage hand told me “Roberto’s giving you ten minutes.” Are you kidding me? Ten minutes? The fact is Roberto Maggia didn’t want me to be his champion. The fact is, if it were a fan favorite like Slick or Fa Sho, or even an enigma like Gunner, there would have been a celebration. There would have been confetti and pyro. And tonight, there would have been a 30 minute tribute video. But not for me. Well you see Roberto, that’s a problem. I said I was going to call you out, so why don’t you come on down so I can express my issues with you face to face."
After a moment, Roberto Maggia walks onto the stage and heads down to the ring.
Royal:"Thank you for being so kind to join me. Now what exactly are you going to do about these problems?"
Roberto Maggia:"Mr. Royal, I have a lot of business to attend to tonight, so I’m going to make this quick. Your first championship defense will take place in a few weeks, right here on Crash TV."
This pops the crowd big. Royal’s face turns red with anger.
Royal:"Against who!?"
Roberto Maggia:"Against this man…"
Suddenly, Bangarang by Skrillex hits over the PA and the crowd explodes when Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny steps onto the stage. He glares at Royal from the top of the ramp, before suddenly breaking into a sprint towards the ring, wanting to get a piece of Royal after the screw job from last week. The security guards stop him momentarily, giving Royal time to scurry out of the ring just in time. Fa Sho stares down Royal as he tells him his time as champion is running out. Royal clutches the belt against his chest and shakes his head as we go to commercial.
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a replay of Fa Sho very nearly getting his hands on Anthony Royal...the scene then cuts back to Saturn and Steal...
David Saturn-"Once again Anthony Royal shows what he truly is...a coward!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho knew that Mr Royal was wearing that fine suit. Mr Royal is not going to fight in fine clothes...have you ever seen such fine quality and design..."
David Saturn-"Well Royal has just been warned and who knows what Fa Sho may have planned this evening!"
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Mr Megala will not be happy about young Maggia not answering those questions. He's clearly very articulate and dresses appropriately for a high powered executive but he is obviously naive..."
David Saturn-"We still don't know where Silvio Megala is other than your word that he must be extremely busy with other business activities. Still we have been hearing all sorts of conflicting rumours surrounding Megala and his involvement with members of the AWR roster..."
Neal Steal-"I just will not accept that Mr Megala would have turned his back on Mr Royal. I just do not believe it!"
David Saturn-"You don't sound totally confident...anyway we have one more debut here tonight which we didn't mention in the intro! That's because he's coming up in our opening match...yet another former NIWF Superstar...the Hatchet Warrior RCH3!"
VS
From Sweetwater, Texas...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Rattlesnake! A familiar face from last year and of course he was also in the NIWF!"
Neal Steal-"He hasn't learnt to control his language either."
David Saturn-"Still not decided whether its tourettes or not? I have no idea what Rattlesnake was on about this past week when he claimed I called him an ass kisser! Rattlesnake is one of the least ass kissing people I've ever seen!"
Neal Steal-"He accused me of calling him one too! I've said no such thing..."
David Saturn-"Well I haven't heard you call Rattlesnake one...still if you had be hypocritical coming from you wouldn't it?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn..."
From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at this idiot! I thought we had got rid of people who bring dangerous weapons to the ring!"
David Saturn-"Wig flipper you mean?"
Neal Steal-"The "hatchet" yes...this fool treats it like a human being..."
As RCH enters the ring Rattlesnake does not back down despite the fact that RCH is waving his hatchet around. RCH goes to the outside and pulls up a chair on which he places the hatchet as if its about to watch him wrestle. The crowd are warmly responding to RCH happy to see him again. Remembering Rattlesnakes feud with Robert Carr the crowd give him a decent reception as well though its unlikely he gives a damn what the crowd might think...
David Saturn-"Well I'm not hearing word of any generators blowing now the self proclaimed ratings magnet Rattlesnake is in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"I don't like either of these 2...very different personalities but equally moronic!
David Saturn-"There's another example of Rattlesnake's "cultured" vocabulary..."
RCH circles the ring looking highly enthusiastic about making his AWR debut here. Rattlesnake curses at RCH for no apparent reason which does not draw an angry reaction from RCH. Obviously he has been watching old footage as this is the way Rattlesnake treats pretty much all his opponents. Or for that matter arena staff, airport staff considering all the complaints he has been getting for his language!
Neal Steal-"RCH3 was the one who made the challenge right?"
David Saturn-"Yes for once you're correct."
Neal Steal-"I'm hearing conflicting rumours about RCH as well..."
Lockup and Rattlesnake extends the arm, quickly reversed by RCH. Armdrag by RCH who then yanks on the arm before clubbing Snake across the back. Snake drops to one knee, quickly rises but is taken to the mat by an armdrag takedown. Mat wrestling is certainly not Rattlesnake's preference while RCH is more of an all rounder than simply one dimensional.
David Saturn-"You mean the rumours that RCH was signed by Silvio Megala?"
Neal Steal-"I don't believe Mr Megala hires clowns...I refuse to believe he hired RCH."
David Saturn-"There's no confirmation that Maggia hired him either..."
RCH is in an unusual sitting position and grins across at the crowd in relaxed fashion. Rattlesnake curses in frustration trying to break the hold. It would probably be wiser for Snake to simply extend his foot across the ropes but maybe he thinks that is a cowards move. Rattlesnake manages to get to his feet but RCH keeps hold. Rattlesnake tries to break loose almost dragging RCH across the ring with him.
David Saturn-"Just because he's wearing facepaint does not make RCH a clown Steal. He's a hatchet warrior whatever the hell that is..."
Neal Steal-"If you wear facepaint you're a clown as far as I'm concerned. That's why I'm surprised you aren't using any..."
David Saturn-"The viewers will be trying not to split their sides laughing after that no doubt...Rattlesnake is perplexed here certainly RCH is not what anyone would call conventional..."
RCH is almost rolled up like a pretzel as Rattlesnake extends his arm across the ropes. Snake looks bemused by the position of RCH and curses at him again. The crowd are definitely more behind RCH but Snake is not getting any boos for his cursing. There is no discrimination by Rattlesnake here at all he would probably swear at anyone no matter who they are. Probably even the pope!
David Saturn-"As well as claiming credit for the big ratings last year Rattlesnake also stated he got rid of SIN. That is aside from Tracy Adkins..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's another thing some people have returned and some people haven't. Who knows who is responsible...though I think Mr Megala would have rehired most of SIN if he wasn't busy..."
David Saturn-"Stop claiming he's busy. You have no more idea than most of us. You're just concerned he's not best buddies with Royal anymore like you are..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala thought Mr Royal was the only wrestler who remotely came close to the same level of talent as himself. I do not believe he said that lightly..."
The referee breaks the hold and as RCH rises Rattlesnake nails him with a short arm clothesline. Definitely Snake's preferred style of attack. RCH is back up, Snake goes for a whip, reversed by RCH and he attempts a hip toss on the rebound. Snake blocks and clubs RCH across the back before whipping him off the ropes. RCH ducks a highly predictable clothesline attempt and then scoops Snake up slamming him to the mat!
David Saturn-"RCH with a handful of tights there..."
Neal Steal-"Damn right he did the cheat...not that I give a damn about Rattlesnake but he would not have resorted to tight pulling..."
David Saturn-"No I think Rattlesnake would have resorted to a chair or a low blow instead. How can you call anyone a cheat after last week!"
RCH had a handful of tights while lifting Snake there he's certainly not against taking slight short cuts. Still that hardly counts as extreme cheating. RCH smiles over at the fans who turn up the volume in response. RCH takes hold of the arm again applying an armbar here. Snake rises to his feet and blatantly rakes RCH across the eyes which has little effect on RCH who keeps the hold locked on.
Neal Steal-"Go on rub that paint in his eyes! I hope its toxic!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure RCH is such an idiot he would be using toxic paint on himself..."
Neal Steal-"Referee certainly does not have an easy job here...I sympathise with them..."
David Saturn-"Had a funny way of showing it last week..."
Snake rakes RCH twice across the eyes again and is admonished by the referee. Rattlesnake stupidly curses at him risking a disqualification. Snake backs RCH into the corner and delivers 2 clubbing blows to the chest. Sting is whipped into the opposite corner and Rattlesnake recklessly charges. RCH saw that coming a mile away and sidesteps. Rattlesnake is often too predictable in his smashmouth style and crashes into the turnbuckle.
Neal Steal-"I'm beginning to lean slightly towards hoping Rattlesnake wins. Simply so he can ruin this moron's AWR debut and hopefully send him back to that forest or wherever the hell he comes from..."
David Saturn-"The dark forest apparently whatever that is..."
Neal Steal-"A forest is a place full of trees Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I'm fully aware of that you fool!"
Rollup by RCH! 1,2...and Rattlesnake kicks out. RCH had the tights there as well but once again he's not against taking a short cut. RCH takes hold of the arm again and takes Rattlesnake into the corner. He then surprises Rattlesnake by reverting to a more aggressive style himself. Kicks to the lower abdomen by RCH and he whips Snake into the opposite corner.
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake once again determined to make friends as he badmouthed many wrestlers this past week..."
Neal Steal-"RCH had a few words to say as well about many wrestlers including some nice words to say about that idiot Slop Doctor. A clown and a drunk more or less the same thing!"
David Saturn-"Speaking of SLICK he will be out here very shortly..."
Neal Steal-"What you mean he's up next?"
Snake is not as quick to sidestep and RCH delivers the hatchet splash! Rattlesnake staggers forward trying to stay on his feet. RCH then charges up from behind and delivers the WICKED WILD!!! RCH with the cover...1,2...3!!!
David Saturn-"RCH3 picks up the win!"
Neal Steal-"Yes I believe that is the case when somebody gets a 3 count on their opponent..."
David Saturn-"Oh SHUT UP!"
WINNER BY PINFALL: RCH3
RCH goes to the outside and raises the hatchet in the air to a chorus of cheers. Rattlesnake gets to his feet cursing in frustration as RCH heads back up his ramp celebrating his debut victory here tonight!
Neal Steal-"What's that?"
David Saturn-"What's what?"
Neal Steal-"What?"
David Saturn-"What did you just say!!! Crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"I was talking to my producer through the mic...its something about my Mother. I have to go Saturn my Mother is terminally ill heard there might be some bad news..."
David Saturn-"That's the first time I've heard you mention it..."
Neal Steal-"Well you're hardly privy to my personal family life are you Saturn! I have to go like I said so EXCUSE ME..."
Steal runs backstage leaving a bemused Saturn on his own as we cut to commercial.
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VS
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"I've been joined by Al Walters here while Steal supposedly checks on his terminally ill Mother..."
Al Walters-"Well I know you and Neal don't get along David but you don't think he would make that up do you?"
David Saturn-"Would be a new low even by Steal's standards..."
Al Walters-"Here comes Dustin Weaver not exactly a piece of music that will endear him to a US audience..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"Must say its very convenient that Steal's mother is apparently in serious condition just as Slick comes out..."
Al Walters-"That might be the case but lets just try and call this match David. You will regret it if Steal really is telling you the truth his family have never caused you any annoyance..."
David Saturn-"I've never heard him mention any family members before Al. Still I don't exactly mention my family to him either...can't imagine why..."
Al Walters-"Lets just use the sarcasm when Neal is out here ok David? Looks like Dustin does not think too highly of Slick..."
Some trash talking from Weaver here as Slick looks highly focused. Both men feeling each other out rather cautious to lock up. Slick goes for a waistlock takdown but one arm is loose and Weaver drags him down to the mat. Some more trash talking by Weaver taunting Slick who dives forward looking to take out the leg.
David Saturn-"Well he certainly treated Royal with more respect. Maybe Dustin is just frustrated by his loss he's certainly acting in quite an obnoxious manner here..."
Al Walters-"Can't do that against the likes of Slick. I know Slick likes a bit of trash talk himself sometimes but his ring manner certainly isn't this cocky..."
Weaver sidesteps and taunts Slick again perhaps being too overconfident here against a highly dangerous opponent. Slick darts forward again this time connecting with hard kicks to the lower leg. Weaver shoves Slick towards the ropes, Slick rebounds and Weaver goes for a back body drop. Slick manages to slither down the back and goes for a rollup...
Al Walters-"Rollup by Slick...tremendous reversal!"
David Saturn-"Its nice to actually have someone calling a match. I guess I'm the colour announcer when you're on here then..."
Al Walters-"If that's the way you want it that's fine with me...going for the anklelock here..."
Weaver quickly reverses and grabs the leg trying to turn Slick over into an anklelock. Slick manages to stay on his back so Weaver stomps him hard on the chest realising it might be better to try and wear Slick down a bit first before going to his preferred high flying offense. Weaver pulls Slick into the corner and connects with 2 clubbing blows and a knee to the ribs.
David Saturn-"Well that's a very heroic move isn't it?"
Al Walters-"Its not so much the fist but the arrogant look he gave Slick while punching Slick in the ribs..."
David Saturn-"Slick was unusually quiet this past week. Dustin did not speak to cameras either he was quiet and brooding backstage so who knows what's running through his head. He seems to have taken a real dislike to Slick for some reason though..."
Weaver then yells out something about being a Canadian hero then drives his fist into Slick's ribs. Whip to the opposite corner, Slick avoids with a reverse leapfrog and Weaver crashes into the turnbuckle. Slick then jumps onto Weaver's shoulders and delivers 5 straight punches to the head! Tremendous athleticism and after the fifth punch connects Slick drops back to his feet and nails Weaver with a brutal uppercut!
Al Walters-"Wow great uppercut there by Slick! Who needs words when you have actions like that!"
David Saturn-"I have no idea who signed Weaver either. Was it Silvio who Steal says is supposedly too busy or Roberto Maggia?"
Al Walters-"I've heard a strong rumour from my sources that there is also a head of talent relations. That's standard for some wrestling companies though I would like to know who is it? Not you is it David?"
David Saturn-"No Al. I have some backstage duties of course unlike Steal but I'm certainly not responsible for any hiring and firing..."
Slick charges forward but Weaver swings out his foot kicking Slick in the knee. Shoulder charge by Weaverr knocks Slick to the mat. Weaver has halted Slick's momentum and knocks him down with another shoulder charge. Weaver charges at Slick again, Slick drops to the mat, Weaver leaps over and as Slick goes for a dropkick Weaver grabs hold of the ropes.
Al Walters-"Slick a little out of touch with his timing there..."
David Saturn-"His timing is usually exemplary...maybe he's still tired after the PPV. I notice Royal did not wrestle this week perhaps he felt too fatigued..."
Al Walters-"Maybe its in his contract as well some wrestlers have a certain number of dates. I can imagine Royal had a good deal..."
David Saturn-"Royal apparently had that email from Megala Enterprises which leads many to believe Silvio Megala contacted them personally. Still I truly have no idea what's going on with this hiring process here...I would like to know which idiot hired Steal if Megala didn't?"
Al Walters-"I know you hate him and few blame you but if he was telling the truth about his Mothers lets have a time and place for it David..."
David Saturn-"He has mothers?"
Al Walters-"Sorry his MOTHER! I'm a bit off with timing myself perhaps I don't get to do commentary that often out here...I have to say you haven't missed a beat David since the place reopened got right back into things seamlessly..."
David Saturn-"Well that's very nice of you Al..."
Slick's timing was off there and Weaver goes to turn Slick over looking for the anklelock again. It seems too obvious but Weaver intelligently does a forward roll surprising Slick and applying the anklelock in the process. Slick fights up to his feet and manages to shove Weaver through the middle rope and to the outside.
Al Walters-"Weaver to the outside! Only way Slick could break that anklelock right there..."
David Saturn-"Well it was certainly the most convenient way at that moment...don't see why Weaver is so frustrated...maybe he thought Slick would be more tired after last week and expected an easy ride...you ever get that with Slick..."
Weaver looks frustrated here and charges back into the ring recklessly. Weaver goes for a right hand which is blocked and Weaver receives a right hand instead! Kick to the ribs, shot to the head and Slick backs his opponent into the corner. Some real aggression here by Slick connecting with some solid stomps to the midsection.
Al Walters-"Slick laying into Weaver with some powerful stomps!"
David Saturn-"Really stomping a mudhole and walking it dry there..."
The ref breaks it up and as Slick charges back at Weaver he runs right into an elbow! Weaver goes for a clothesline, ducked by Slick who charges off the ropes and goes for a flying crossbody! Weaver however raises his boot catching Slick in mid air and sending him down to the mat! Great defence there by Weaver...
Al Walters-"I think that's something that hasn't been great in recent weeks. Defensive wrestling..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought Royal and Fa Sho wrestled their match very carefully for a large portion of it. They didn't make many mistakes at all until it became more and more chaotic..."
Al Walters-"Slick chose to have a slugfest with Gunner Hughes who is hardly a defensive minded wrestler. Of course in the final with Royal both were very tired at point and struggled to defend themselves against offence for that reason..."
Weaver takes a quick breather and then starts to choke Slick across the bottom rope. The ref breaks it up as Dustin again taunts the crowd. Weaver lifts Slick up seemingly looking for a suplex but drops Slick across the top rope neck first instead instead. Slick falls back to the mat and Weaver with the cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out.
David Saturn-"Slick has great endurance that's for sure...I don't know how considering how much he drinks but he does!"
Al Walters-"I guess he just has a titanium stomach to handle all that excess alcohol!"
David Saturn-"Well we are going to see just how strong that titanium is now!"
Weaver now applying an abdominal stretch and Slick is struggling here under this very painful hold. Blow to the back by Weaver, another and Weaver then stands over Slick mocking him. Incredibly arrogant and Weaver then delivers double axe handle type blows to the back of Slick. Then Weaver chokes Slick with his boot...
David Saturn-"Now I have little problem with that. Its hardly major cheating and Slick does it too but he claims to be a hero...I don't like hypocrisy..."
Al Walters-"Well you can be quite hypocritical at times David..."
David Saturn-"What do you mean?"
The ref breaks that up and Weaver goes to pull Slick to his feet. Weaver delivers an insulting little slap to Slick's face. Slick retaliates with a hard slap of his own! Slick with fists of fire here and whips Weaver off the ropes! Weaver rebounds and Slick knocks him down with a clothesline! Slick then applies the SLICK STRETCH but suddenly the crowd erupt with boos as Neal Steal appears on the ramp...
David Saturn-"Oh how convenient! Here comes Steal..."
Al Walters-"Well I was hoping you wouldn't be right about him on this instance but it seems like you might have been right about dropping to new lows..."
Steal walks to ringside taunting Slick who releases the hold. Slick is about to exit the ring but suddenly Weaver rolls him up from behind! Weaver has hold of the tights...1,2...3!!! Steal laughs like a retarded hyena as Slick furiously rises to his feet. Weaver has no chance to celebrate his win as Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! Steal looks like he's about to dash into the crowd (which may not be the best idea considering how hated he is) but the refs are out to protect Weaver.
WINNER BY PINFALL: DUSTIN WEAVER
David Saturn-"OH COME ON! Distracted by Steal and then the tights held by Weaver! Slick has been screwed again..."
Al Walters-"BIG win for Dustin Weaver his first in AWR though I wonder how proud Canada will be. There truly are wrestlers in Canada who are seen as heroes but I can honestly say I've never seen Weaver's name amongst them aside from his own proclamations.."
The refs usher Slick up the ramp as Steal retakes his position at the announce table next to a furious Saturn.
David Saturn-"You are pathetic!"
Neal Steal-"What are you talking about? Aren't you going to ask about my Mother? She's terminally ill but still hanging on...false alarm...probably one of these fans idea of a sick joke..."
David Saturn-"These fans have heard nothing more about your Mother than I have until tonight! Somehow I bet she's just fine...that is if she's even alive!"
Neal Steal-"I just told you she's still alive...thank goodness I was so worried..."
David Saturn-"You are a sick SOB! How can you distract Slick like that and screw him again!"
Al Walters-"Well to be honest David it was poor from a veteran like Slick to be distracted that easily..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly all I was doing was walking to the ring after checking on my sick Mom!"
David Saturn-"Well you can't blame Slick in this instance for being distracted when this idiot cost him the title just over a week ago! Not to mention Hell who at least had understandable reasons to get involved I just wish he had chosen a better time..."
Al Walters-"Well I'll leave you 2 gentlemen to it..."
David Saturn-"We will be right back in a few moments...making up illnesses about your Mother...just sick..."
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