Post by Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny on Sept 19, 2012 1:06:08 GMT -4
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Here I am, on my way to another title shot. Then we have this dimwit come into this company and try to run his mouth but sound like a jackass doing it.
I offered a challenge to my old friend Slick Doctor, but then this Robert Carr showed up. I accepted his challenge because I figured he would be honored to share the ring with me, but then I see this silly promo.
A loser? Robert? Me a loser? Do you not know who the number one contender for the World title is? I didn't get there and get to where I have in my careers by being a loser. I have won many World titles. I am sure I have won more titles than you could ever count. You and your messed up mind needs to be taught a lesson. This will be a good time for it.
You say I will fall down the card? There is no way that'll happen, I am always the main event. I am never ever forgotten by those people. They love me. Every single person who cheers for me and chants my name knows who I am and they love me. They all know that right now I should be the World Champion. I shouldn't have to worry about dealing with pieces of trash like you. You want a warning, how about this...
There was a time where I defeated guys like Silvio, our current boss. I am even better now. Anthony Royal screwed me out of the World Champion. I should be your Champion right now. Honestly, this match is happening because I feel really terribly for you. Honestly, I feel like after watching your promo... I mean... I think you have Down Syndrome or something like that, and that is worse than what I have.
As we draw closer to the show, I feel like I am wasting my time, so maybe I will show you what I have been doing this week.
We fade in as we see Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny sitting in a movie theatre as he is waiting for a movie to begin. He is wearing sweats and he has a huge bucket of popcorn as well as a soda. Then he shifts into Fa Sho and Kris Destiny and Sho has the popcorn with Destiny having the popcorn.
Kris Destiny
You sure this is something we can do?
Fa Sho
Do you even understand who we are facing this week? Did you see his little joke of a promo? I don't think we have any problem this week, we can take it easy.
Kris Destiny
... That was pretty sad, wasn't it? Calling us a loser? Us of all of the people in this place. He'd be better off calling Royal a loser, we don't have to cheat.
Fa Sho
That's what I value most about us Kris, we can be honorable about what we do. We win the way we always should.
Kris Destiny
Could I get some popcorn?
Fa Sho
Oh sure.
Kris Destiny
Great, so glad we are getting along. Where is Broadway at?
Fa Sho
I sent him to a different type of show...
Kris Destiny
To each their own I guess.
Fa Sho
You know when we are getting this shot for sure?
Kris Destiny
No, but let's take this week by week. This week we have it easy. It's almost like taking a week off, except we are getting a win this time. I just feel revived you know?
Fa Sho
I know exactly how that feels, I've had that happen to me three or four different times in my career. You remember KJD3000?
Kris Destiny
Trust me, I try to forget about those times.
Fa Sho
That was awful. I just looked back on some of our old shit, man was that sad. We still beat Daniel Stevens, that was awesome!
Kris Destiny
You remember our little feud with Bloodbath?
Fa Sho
I think we would still be able to destroy the little prick to this day. Beaten him back in UHWF and brought it into the new NIWF.
I guess this are just a few things close to home that we have done that Robert hasn't thought about. I don't feel like he has done his research. How many hall of fames have we been inducted to? Three?
Kris Destiny
NIWF too, right? Not like we don't know what we are doing, but the main thing is that Robert doesn't know what he is doing. It's a sad thing.
I wish there was more to say, but this week has been a sad week. After this we will be back to facing someone like Royal again, it'll be a nice change really.
Hopefully this time he doesn't try anything screwy.
I wonder why no one has told us to shut up.
[/b]Here I am, on my way to another title shot. Then we have this dimwit come into this company and try to run his mouth but sound like a jackass doing it.
I offered a challenge to my old friend Slick Doctor, but then this Robert Carr showed up. I accepted his challenge because I figured he would be honored to share the ring with me, but then I see this silly promo.
A loser? Robert? Me a loser? Do you not know who the number one contender for the World title is? I didn't get there and get to where I have in my careers by being a loser. I have won many World titles. I am sure I have won more titles than you could ever count. You and your messed up mind needs to be taught a lesson. This will be a good time for it.
You say I will fall down the card? There is no way that'll happen, I am always the main event. I am never ever forgotten by those people. They love me. Every single person who cheers for me and chants my name knows who I am and they love me. They all know that right now I should be the World Champion. I shouldn't have to worry about dealing with pieces of trash like you. You want a warning, how about this...
There was a time where I defeated guys like Silvio, our current boss. I am even better now. Anthony Royal screwed me out of the World Champion. I should be your Champion right now. Honestly, this match is happening because I feel really terribly for you. Honestly, I feel like after watching your promo... I mean... I think you have Down Syndrome or something like that, and that is worse than what I have.
As we draw closer to the show, I feel like I am wasting my time, so maybe I will show you what I have been doing this week.
We fade in as we see Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny sitting in a movie theatre as he is waiting for a movie to begin. He is wearing sweats and he has a huge bucket of popcorn as well as a soda. Then he shifts into Fa Sho and Kris Destiny and Sho has the popcorn with Destiny having the popcorn.
Kris Destiny
You sure this is something we can do?
Fa Sho
Do you even understand who we are facing this week? Did you see his little joke of a promo? I don't think we have any problem this week, we can take it easy.
Kris Destiny
... That was pretty sad, wasn't it? Calling us a loser? Us of all of the people in this place. He'd be better off calling Royal a loser, we don't have to cheat.
Fa Sho
That's what I value most about us Kris, we can be honorable about what we do. We win the way we always should.
Kris Destiny
Could I get some popcorn?
Fa Sho
Oh sure.
Kris Destiny
Great, so glad we are getting along. Where is Broadway at?
Fa Sho
I sent him to a different type of show...
Kris Destiny
To each their own I guess.
Fa Sho
You know when we are getting this shot for sure?
Kris Destiny
No, but let's take this week by week. This week we have it easy. It's almost like taking a week off, except we are getting a win this time. I just feel revived you know?
Fa Sho
I know exactly how that feels, I've had that happen to me three or four different times in my career. You remember KJD3000?
Kris Destiny
Trust me, I try to forget about those times.
Fa Sho
That was awful. I just looked back on some of our old shit, man was that sad. We still beat Daniel Stevens, that was awesome!
Kris Destiny
You remember our little feud with Bloodbath?
Fa Sho
I think we would still be able to destroy the little prick to this day. Beaten him back in UHWF and brought it into the new NIWF.
I guess this are just a few things close to home that we have done that Robert hasn't thought about. I don't feel like he has done his research. How many hall of fames have we been inducted to? Three?
Kris Destiny
NIWF too, right? Not like we don't know what we are doing, but the main thing is that Robert doesn't know what he is doing. It's a sad thing.
I wish there was more to say, but this week has been a sad week. After this we will be back to facing someone like Royal again, it'll be a nice change really.
Hopefully this time he doesn't try anything screwy.
I wonder why no one has told us to shut up.
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny looks up and sees that the movie has ended.
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Oh... oops...[/b]
Destiny stands up and starts to walk away as we fade to black.
Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny
Oh Robert Carr. It's strange that this is your second go round here and yet this is the first you have heard of me. You must be living under a rock.
I am the epitomy of legend in the wrestling business. I have been everywhere there is go to. Then I had an itch that needed scratching. Silvio contacted me and now here I am. Yet this is also the first I have heard of you. Coincidence? I think not.
I started in the streets and I obtained skills that everyone here would dream about. I have been doing this since I was a teenager and yet I still haven't hit my prime. I haven't hit 30 yet! My best years are yet to come!
Anthony Royal has felt that. He should not be champion right now. That's okay, because I will get it right back pretty quickly here. He isn't in my league either. I've had him defeated.
You are nowhere near his league. Take a look around you and tell me that you are anywhere near as good as some of the other talent in the locker room. Then I want you to look in the mirror and ask yourself... is it worth even trying?
I don't think it is for you, Robert. Go back to mommy's house, and let her cook something up real nice, because I don't think you can handle this business, and I definitely think you couldn't handle me. I am the best Wrestler in the World. No one will be able to stop me!
I am here to get what is mine... that World Championship. Robert, you are just a small pebble in my World. You aren't even a stepping stone. I can't even give you that much credit.
This is an easy win, simple as that. Destiny says so.[/b][/center]