Post by RCH3 on Sept 20, 2012 0:48:14 GMT -4
We open up deep with in the Dark Forest home to the one and the mother fucking only RCH3 The Hatchet Warrior. Who we see standing out in the forest leaning up against a tree. The moon is out lighting up at the night sky and we can see RCH3 has on his Warrior paint and Wig Flipper in hand. Sporting his Got Wig shirt and green van shoes and blue jeans.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Just like that…. The Hatchet Warrior is back and flipping bitch boys wigs. It’s almost as if I didn’t miss a beat. For some reason I did think I would have some ring rust going into my first match back after so long away…. Still I felt great and hearing the AWR fans screaming and cheering me on is the god damn thing I have been missing and to just hear that… sealed my fate at AWR…. I’m stay here bitch boys. The Hatchet Warrior isn’t going NO GOD DAMN WHERE! Now I sure everyone saw my win over Snake. Have to say the guy is one hell of a fighter. I just don’t know if his mind is really on the prize. Then again he has to have some screws lose up in his head because after he got his wig flipped he requested another match with none other then The Hatchet Warrior and it’s going to be a tag team match…. First… .What in the hell are you thinking Snake… I just flipped your damn wig can’t you let the other bitch boys have a turn before we do this again…. Guess not. At least there will be someone else’s wig to flip beside your Snake in this match. But lets talk about your partner a little later…. Just face it Snake, you just don’t have what it takes to beat you… look at what happen last time. What do you think now that you have a partner things will be different… Funny Snake because nothing has changed… I’ll still kick your ass and flip your damn wig no matter what Bitch boy. Now I hear you bitching about me cheating… and blah blah… I never cheat Snake I mean look at me would someone like me do something like that?
Now Gunner the other guy in this match… not going to lie Gunner don’t even know who the hell you are? Are you new to this company?
RCH3 looks down at the Hatchet as if it was talking to him
Really?
RCH3 has a confused look on his face as his still stares at the hatchet
WHAT….get the fuck out… he lost to Slick the Sexy Beast Doctor……
RCH3 looks away from the hatchet
That was not gay
RCH3 looks back at the hatchet
Shut up… What I can’t call him a Sexy Beast look at the guy… I mean COME ON….
RCH3 shakes his head and looks back up
I hate you Wig Flipper…. Ok so Gunner your not new… Well I guess congratulation bitch boy you just signed up to get your wig flipped. I’m not going to bore you with my history Gunner as I’m sure you looked it up so you could be ready for what’s to come when you face the hatchet warrior. Well Bitch boy I sure do hope you put up more of a fight then Snake did last week otherwise this is going to be too EASY… Call me Cocky Gunner… but I’ve been to the top I already know damn well what I can do if I put my mind to it… Tell me Bitch boy what have you done… How many titles have you won…. None… Why… because you don’t have what it takes to be a Champion. You had a chance and look what happen… You let probably the one chance your going to get at that title slip right threw your finger tips.
Now we have my tag team partner… Jay Combs… or this week Mr. Flake as are readers call him… I mean viewers…. My bad breaking the fourth wall… Jay you Dickhead you no showed my ass and my promo is fucking late… great… how in the hell do you think we are going to win this now… wait
RCH3 gets down on his knee
Dear Dark Forest God for the love of GOD… strike Rattlesnake down with a lighting bolt and have Gunner get raped by some bears. I’m not asking for much Snake is worthless and really him dead does so much for everyone else living as the guy a bore and Gunner, well now one give two fucks about this guy so him getting rape is a plus as I’m sure he has always wanted to get raped by bear…. That is all… Hatchet Warrior out
RCH3 gets stands back up
Well Jay I did what I could…. Still win or lose this match you can count on one damn thing… someone’s wig will be flipped by the one and the mother fucking only…
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Just like that…. The Hatchet Warrior is back and flipping bitch boys wigs. It’s almost as if I didn’t miss a beat. For some reason I did think I would have some ring rust going into my first match back after so long away…. Still I felt great and hearing the AWR fans screaming and cheering me on is the god damn thing I have been missing and to just hear that… sealed my fate at AWR…. I’m stay here bitch boys. The Hatchet Warrior isn’t going NO GOD DAMN WHERE! Now I sure everyone saw my win over Snake. Have to say the guy is one hell of a fighter. I just don’t know if his mind is really on the prize. Then again he has to have some screws lose up in his head because after he got his wig flipped he requested another match with none other then The Hatchet Warrior and it’s going to be a tag team match…. First… .What in the hell are you thinking Snake… I just flipped your damn wig can’t you let the other bitch boys have a turn before we do this again…. Guess not. At least there will be someone else’s wig to flip beside your Snake in this match. But lets talk about your partner a little later…. Just face it Snake, you just don’t have what it takes to beat you… look at what happen last time. What do you think now that you have a partner things will be different… Funny Snake because nothing has changed… I’ll still kick your ass and flip your damn wig no matter what Bitch boy. Now I hear you bitching about me cheating… and blah blah… I never cheat Snake I mean look at me would someone like me do something like that?
Now Gunner the other guy in this match… not going to lie Gunner don’t even know who the hell you are? Are you new to this company?
RCH3 looks down at the Hatchet as if it was talking to him
Really?
RCH3 has a confused look on his face as his still stares at the hatchet
WHAT….get the fuck out… he lost to Slick the Sexy Beast Doctor……
RCH3 looks away from the hatchet
That was not gay
RCH3 looks back at the hatchet
Shut up… What I can’t call him a Sexy Beast look at the guy… I mean COME ON….
RCH3 shakes his head and looks back up
I hate you Wig Flipper…. Ok so Gunner your not new… Well I guess congratulation bitch boy you just signed up to get your wig flipped. I’m not going to bore you with my history Gunner as I’m sure you looked it up so you could be ready for what’s to come when you face the hatchet warrior. Well Bitch boy I sure do hope you put up more of a fight then Snake did last week otherwise this is going to be too EASY… Call me Cocky Gunner… but I’ve been to the top I already know damn well what I can do if I put my mind to it… Tell me Bitch boy what have you done… How many titles have you won…. None… Why… because you don’t have what it takes to be a Champion. You had a chance and look what happen… You let probably the one chance your going to get at that title slip right threw your finger tips.
Now we have my tag team partner… Jay Combs… or this week Mr. Flake as are readers call him… I mean viewers…. My bad breaking the fourth wall… Jay you Dickhead you no showed my ass and my promo is fucking late… great… how in the hell do you think we are going to win this now… wait
RCH3 gets down on his knee
Dear Dark Forest God for the love of GOD… strike Rattlesnake down with a lighting bolt and have Gunner get raped by some bears. I’m not asking for much Snake is worthless and really him dead does so much for everyone else living as the guy a bore and Gunner, well now one give two fucks about this guy so him getting rape is a plus as I’m sure he has always wanted to get raped by bear…. That is all… Hatchet Warrior out
RCH3 gets stands back up
Well Jay I did what I could…. Still win or lose this match you can count on one damn thing… someone’s wig will be flipped by the one and the mother fucking only…
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
OOC- Sorry guys i didn't make dl and i know this doesn't count but wanted to post it for fun... sorry to Snake and Gunner again... Jay you suck.