Post by RCH3 on Sept 30, 2012 23:04:53 GMT -4
The Hatchet Warrior took down Dustin with out even breaking a sweat. Then again that bitch boy and girl had it coming. Emily’s wig is something RCH3 shall hold on to for a long time. Dustin made a Hero to some but to the Hatchet Warrior he was nothing more then the next bitch boy on the wig flipping list. But now the Hatchet Warrior finds himself back in spot were he didn’t far to well due to his tag team partner. That’s right boys and girls the Hatchet Warrior is taking part in another Tag Team match… only this team his partner happens to be none other then a God DAMN LEGEND…. And hell I’ll even say it…. He’s a god damn SEXT BEAST! You heard me…..SLICK DOCTOR….. The Hatchet Warrior and the Slick Doctor as a Team is a nightmare for who ever dares step into the ring across from them. Which just happen to be Robert Carr and Tracy Adkins. You two fools really have no idea what you are in for when you step into the same ring as the Hatchet Warrior and the Sexy Beast Doctor…. Well you get your Bitch boy Wig Flipped!
We open up at a party that the Hatchet Warrior is throwing after beating Dustin. It’s at a club that is packed with juggalo and juggalette. The fans of the Hatchet Warrior. ICP is playing and everything is having a great time. Faygo fly’s into the air as the Juggalos roar for more. Backstage is were we find the Hatchet Warrior who is talking to a fan. As always the Hatchet Warrior has on his Warrior paint and is sporting a Green shirt with Wig Flying in white across his chest and blue jeans with his custom green Van shoes. The fan has on a AWR RCH3 t-shirt and AWR hat.
Fan
RCH3 you are the greatest of a all time. I’m so happy you finally came back to the ring. I’ve waited to see you flip wigs again and now I get that chance once again it’s something I won’t forget.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Don’t worry about it Bro-Ham… it’s just what the Hatchet Warrior does best. As I am here for the Fans. AWR is my new home and I’ll do anything to keep this fed going. It doesn’t matter how big the roster is and what big names come around and join. At the end of the day The Hatchet Warrior is still going to be here.
Fan
RCH3 do you have any plan to go after Royal and take the AWR World title?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
You damn right I do… it’s just the Hatchet Warrior isn’t getting looked at for a title shot just yet. But soon things will change and well Royal will have no choice but to face me for his World title. Still Fo Show can have his shot for now… Still it’s going to be the Hatchet Warrior that takes that belt from Royal and no one else.
Fan
You sure as hell beat the shit out of Dustin on Crash.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I went out there with a game plan and I stuck to it. That Bitch boy wanted to get his wig flipped and well that’s just what happen to the poor little Hero Bitch boy.
Fan
So I notice Wig Flipper isn’t with you were is that Hatchet of yours?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
As of right now his with some girl I’m sure and getting shit faced after are great match against Dustin. He’s a party animal.
The fan smiles and just goes with it since that’ just how the Hatchet Warrior is.
Fan
Ok so I have to know what’s your match for the next show.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I don’t want to give anything way…. But who cares right…. It’s going to be Tracy and Robert Carr against…. Well the Hatchet Warrior and
Fan
Tell me it’s not Jay Combs again
RCH3 try’s to raise a eye borrow but he’s no Rock and fails.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Hell to the No… it’s the Man of Sex…. MR. Stud-daddy… The god damn man who’s always packing for the lady’s…. Oh and does he make the lady’s scream there’s knees weak. None other then Slick “The Sexy Beast” Doctor
Fan
Do you have a thing for Slick?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
WHAT!…. I just happen to be a fan of the Doctor like you are of me
Fan
Yeah but I’m not all over your dick, like you seem to be with Slick.
RCH3 just gives the fan a blank stare.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Your just like Wig Flipper. Think what you want Bro…. Slick is one of the best of the best, and much better partner then Jay Comb for the Hatchet Warrior
Fan
Um… ok that sounded gay.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
God damn it….. That’s not what I meant…. I mean as a tag team partner.
Fan
I know
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
Whatever… Slick and The Hatchet Warrior shall be taking on Carr and Tracy… these two bitch boy really have no idea what they are in for when they step into the same ring as The Doctor and The Master of Flipping wigs.
Fan
Well it should be one hell of a match.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
You know what I have to split… time for the Hatchet Warrior to drop a promo for this Tag Team match
Fan
Flip some Wigs RCH3
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
That’s what I always DO….WHOOP WHOOP!
Fan
WHOOP WHOOP
With that said The Hatchet Warrior run out of view as the fan just stands there waving good by
Fan
That guy really is fucking crazy.
It fades to black then to green then to White… were we see the Hatchet Warrior standing in front of a white back drop ready to shoot a promo. RCH3 looks the same as before only now he is wearing a black shirt with “Sexy Beast Wig” in green and now has Wig Flipper in hand
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
So lets get this started with what went down last week against Dustin…. God damn did that bitch boy get his wig flipped by the Master… It almost seemed as if Dustin wasn’t even there. As if I wasn’t even fighting against someone. Then again Dustin really is no match for the Hatchet Warrior. Now anyone look at my tag team lose with Jay Comb can go ahead and chalk that up to nothing more then bad luck and well Jay Comb plus a chair Shot from that bitch boy Snake…. That’s right Snake I haven’t forgotten about you and your damn Wig. Just wait a little long as my time to flip that shit again is coming soon enough mark my words. Then I’m sure you have already made plan to get out of AWR so that you don’t have to face the Hatchet Warrior again. Well fine then Snake but one day I’ll get that damn wig don’t you worry Bitch boy.
Now lets get to this week…. The Hatchet Warrior is not in a single match were he has yet to lose… Oh no.. it’s back to Tag teams once again for this Warrior. Only this time Jay Comb is no where to be found. Which really is a good thing for the Hatchet Warrior. As for in this tag team match We finally get are self a great partner…. Check that. THE Greatest tag team partner anyone could ask for. Slick Doctor… the god damn Sexy Beast him self is going to be the Hatchet Warrior’s partner against two bitch boy that are none the less shit out of luck and really stand no chance in hell in this match. I Dare anyone go look up Slick and the Hatchet Warrior’s history in matches and title…. Just look at what they have down in the past. They do nothing but WIN…. And win Gold. Hell one of them love to Drink and the other flip wigs. But Slick and I have never team before… So what. The fact we are going to team just mean doom for whoever stands in are WAY. Slick you really have no idea how long in the making this is for the Hatchet Warrior yet the dream has come true. You know damn well I respect the hell out of you. The Hatchet Warrior and Wig Flipper will not let you down.
Robert Carr…. You fool…. You are nothing more then a fool bitch boy Robby. May I call you Robby?… oh Robbie-O…. Look here bitch boy, you better understand you around about to step into a ring with a none other then The Hatchet Warrior and the Doctor him self. I hope you bring your big boy pants as your going to need them if you want a stand a chance in this match. Slick and I are ready for anything you can throw at us and really we have nothing to worry about. Look at US bitch boy. We are build to win… There’s nothing more we like then to beat the hell out of you and flip your damn wig along the way. Now sure Robbie-O I’m being cocky and maybe I’m over looking your bitch boy ass… well the fact are Robbie-O you suck here at AWR…. Just look at your record… six loses….. Ha…. Your nothing more then a bitch boy here in AWR, and if you don’t believe me I’ll make damn sure after are match! I just hope Slick leaves me a piece of you as I know the Doctor will be going to work on you. Robbie-O why don’t you just quit… Hell no one even wants you here in AWR… The fan’s don’t like Silvio doesn’t want you around. So just quit already Bitch boy. Pack your damn bags and get the fuck on. Still I’m sure you’ll show up and face The Hatchet Warrior and The Sexy Beast. You just better bring everything you have Bitch boy because the Hatchet Warrior will pull out all the stop and do whatever it takes to win this match. Robbie-O you better hold on to your wig come Crash as it’s about to be flipped the second you step into that ring!
Tracy Adkins… Funny how I remember you Tracy…. As the guy who just couldn’t cut it. Just never had what it takes to do anything. Sure you could have a few good matches but when it came down to the big match when title are on the line you always come up short Tracy… don’t you bitch boy. Now sure this isn’t a title match still this match is a big match for everyone that is apart of it… as there could be title shots in the work for the winning team. Tracy you of all people should already know what the Hatchet Warrior can do to a simple Bitch Boy like your self. Plus you throw in the Real Sexy Boy Slick PHD. Well you just don’t stack up Tracy do you. Again I’m being one cocky mother fucker Bitch boy. Yet look at what I’ve done in the past and so far here in AWR. I have lost One god damn match that wasn’t even my fault. There’s no one here that can stop the Hatchet Warrior Not your partner Robbie… not even you Tracy. All I see in front of me is two bitch boys who about to get there wig flipped by the one and mother fucking only…
RCH3... The Hatchet Warrior
We open up at a party that the Hatchet Warrior is throwing after beating Dustin. It’s at a club that is packed with juggalo and juggalette. The fans of the Hatchet Warrior. ICP is playing and everything is having a great time. Faygo fly’s into the air as the Juggalos roar for more. Backstage is were we find the Hatchet Warrior who is talking to a fan. As always the Hatchet Warrior has on his Warrior paint and is sporting a Green shirt with Wig Flying in white across his chest and blue jeans with his custom green Van shoes. The fan has on a AWR RCH3 t-shirt and AWR hat.
Fan
RCH3 you are the greatest of a all time. I’m so happy you finally came back to the ring. I’ve waited to see you flip wigs again and now I get that chance once again it’s something I won’t forget.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Don’t worry about it Bro-Ham… it’s just what the Hatchet Warrior does best. As I am here for the Fans. AWR is my new home and I’ll do anything to keep this fed going. It doesn’t matter how big the roster is and what big names come around and join. At the end of the day The Hatchet Warrior is still going to be here.
Fan
RCH3 do you have any plan to go after Royal and take the AWR World title?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
You damn right I do… it’s just the Hatchet Warrior isn’t getting looked at for a title shot just yet. But soon things will change and well Royal will have no choice but to face me for his World title. Still Fo Show can have his shot for now… Still it’s going to be the Hatchet Warrior that takes that belt from Royal and no one else.
Fan
You sure as hell beat the shit out of Dustin on Crash.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I went out there with a game plan and I stuck to it. That Bitch boy wanted to get his wig flipped and well that’s just what happen to the poor little Hero Bitch boy.
Fan
So I notice Wig Flipper isn’t with you were is that Hatchet of yours?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
As of right now his with some girl I’m sure and getting shit faced after are great match against Dustin. He’s a party animal.
The fan smiles and just goes with it since that’ just how the Hatchet Warrior is.
Fan
Ok so I have to know what’s your match for the next show.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I don’t want to give anything way…. But who cares right…. It’s going to be Tracy and Robert Carr against…. Well the Hatchet Warrior and
Fan
Tell me it’s not Jay Combs again
RCH3 try’s to raise a eye borrow but he’s no Rock and fails.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Hell to the No… it’s the Man of Sex…. MR. Stud-daddy… The god damn man who’s always packing for the lady’s…. Oh and does he make the lady’s scream there’s knees weak. None other then Slick “The Sexy Beast” Doctor
Fan
Do you have a thing for Slick?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
WHAT!…. I just happen to be a fan of the Doctor like you are of me
Fan
Yeah but I’m not all over your dick, like you seem to be with Slick.
RCH3 just gives the fan a blank stare.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Your just like Wig Flipper. Think what you want Bro…. Slick is one of the best of the best, and much better partner then Jay Comb for the Hatchet Warrior
Fan
Um… ok that sounded gay.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
God damn it….. That’s not what I meant…. I mean as a tag team partner.
Fan
I know
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
Whatever… Slick and The Hatchet Warrior shall be taking on Carr and Tracy… these two bitch boy really have no idea what they are in for when they step into the same ring as The Doctor and The Master of Flipping wigs.
Fan
Well it should be one hell of a match.
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
You know what I have to split… time for the Hatchet Warrior to drop a promo for this Tag Team match
Fan
Flip some Wigs RCH3
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
That’s what I always DO….WHOOP WHOOP!
Fan
WHOOP WHOOP
With that said The Hatchet Warrior run out of view as the fan just stands there waving good by
Fan
That guy really is fucking crazy.
It fades to black then to green then to White… were we see the Hatchet Warrior standing in front of a white back drop ready to shoot a promo. RCH3 looks the same as before only now he is wearing a black shirt with “Sexy Beast Wig” in green and now has Wig Flipper in hand
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
So lets get this started with what went down last week against Dustin…. God damn did that bitch boy get his wig flipped by the Master… It almost seemed as if Dustin wasn’t even there. As if I wasn’t even fighting against someone. Then again Dustin really is no match for the Hatchet Warrior. Now anyone look at my tag team lose with Jay Comb can go ahead and chalk that up to nothing more then bad luck and well Jay Comb plus a chair Shot from that bitch boy Snake…. That’s right Snake I haven’t forgotten about you and your damn Wig. Just wait a little long as my time to flip that shit again is coming soon enough mark my words. Then I’m sure you have already made plan to get out of AWR so that you don’t have to face the Hatchet Warrior again. Well fine then Snake but one day I’ll get that damn wig don’t you worry Bitch boy.
Now lets get to this week…. The Hatchet Warrior is not in a single match were he has yet to lose… Oh no.. it’s back to Tag teams once again for this Warrior. Only this time Jay Comb is no where to be found. Which really is a good thing for the Hatchet Warrior. As for in this tag team match We finally get are self a great partner…. Check that. THE Greatest tag team partner anyone could ask for. Slick Doctor… the god damn Sexy Beast him self is going to be the Hatchet Warrior’s partner against two bitch boy that are none the less shit out of luck and really stand no chance in hell in this match. I Dare anyone go look up Slick and the Hatchet Warrior’s history in matches and title…. Just look at what they have down in the past. They do nothing but WIN…. And win Gold. Hell one of them love to Drink and the other flip wigs. But Slick and I have never team before… So what. The fact we are going to team just mean doom for whoever stands in are WAY. Slick you really have no idea how long in the making this is for the Hatchet Warrior yet the dream has come true. You know damn well I respect the hell out of you. The Hatchet Warrior and Wig Flipper will not let you down.
Robert Carr…. You fool…. You are nothing more then a fool bitch boy Robby. May I call you Robby?… oh Robbie-O…. Look here bitch boy, you better understand you around about to step into a ring with a none other then The Hatchet Warrior and the Doctor him self. I hope you bring your big boy pants as your going to need them if you want a stand a chance in this match. Slick and I are ready for anything you can throw at us and really we have nothing to worry about. Look at US bitch boy. We are build to win… There’s nothing more we like then to beat the hell out of you and flip your damn wig along the way. Now sure Robbie-O I’m being cocky and maybe I’m over looking your bitch boy ass… well the fact are Robbie-O you suck here at AWR…. Just look at your record… six loses….. Ha…. Your nothing more then a bitch boy here in AWR, and if you don’t believe me I’ll make damn sure after are match! I just hope Slick leaves me a piece of you as I know the Doctor will be going to work on you. Robbie-O why don’t you just quit… Hell no one even wants you here in AWR… The fan’s don’t like Silvio doesn’t want you around. So just quit already Bitch boy. Pack your damn bags and get the fuck on. Still I’m sure you’ll show up and face The Hatchet Warrior and The Sexy Beast. You just better bring everything you have Bitch boy because the Hatchet Warrior will pull out all the stop and do whatever it takes to win this match. Robbie-O you better hold on to your wig come Crash as it’s about to be flipped the second you step into that ring!
Tracy Adkins… Funny how I remember you Tracy…. As the guy who just couldn’t cut it. Just never had what it takes to do anything. Sure you could have a few good matches but when it came down to the big match when title are on the line you always come up short Tracy… don’t you bitch boy. Now sure this isn’t a title match still this match is a big match for everyone that is apart of it… as there could be title shots in the work for the winning team. Tracy you of all people should already know what the Hatchet Warrior can do to a simple Bitch Boy like your self. Plus you throw in the Real Sexy Boy Slick PHD. Well you just don’t stack up Tracy do you. Again I’m being one cocky mother fucker Bitch boy. Yet look at what I’ve done in the past and so far here in AWR. I have lost One god damn match that wasn’t even my fault. There’s no one here that can stop the Hatchet Warrior Not your partner Robbie… not even you Tracy. All I see in front of me is two bitch boys who about to get there wig flipped by the one and mother fucking only…
RCH3... The Hatchet Warrior