Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 4, 2012 18:47:44 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #17
LIVE!
As the night opens we see Rusty Axel standing in the centre of the ring mic in hand.
Rusty Axel-"Well you're probably all wondering why is Old Rusty standing out here in this nice suit! After all you have only ever seen me in tights over the years. Well lets get straight to the point...a few weeks ago the announcers mentioned something about a new head of talent relations here at AWR. What they were saying wasn't just mere gossip but the absolute truth! Infact you're looking at the head of talent relations right now! That's right its me...Old Rusty! Who better to identify with talent than someone who has had the career span I've enjoyed! Lou Thesz, Gorgeous George you name 'em old Rusty has faced 'em! Who could possibly have possessed the qualifications like I do!"
Rusty grins out to the crowd expecting cheers but mostly gets a bemused silence except for Steal who starts clapping.
David Saturn-"Gorgeous George! Rusty is only around 53 I heard for crying out loud! George died in the 60's! I heard Rusty started off in 1979..."
Neal Steal-"So you're calling Rusty a liar? HEY RUSTY SATURN SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR!"
David Saturn-"I just think he's completely delusional! Who will it be next week Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt?"
Rusty Axel-"Now I've been a little busy these past few weeks thanks to some bitch divorcing me but now I'm here to restore some law and order in person! Last week you saw that when Slick, Hell and Tracy Adkins were all arrested by a bunch of police officers. Now that was nothing personal against you Tracy you were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. As for Slick and Hell let that be a warning that your destructive behaviour won't be tolerated as long as Old Rusty is around! I received an email from Megala Enterprises weeks ago which as far as I'm concerned was a direct hire by Silvio Megala. Now others might say those who thought they were contacted by Silvio might have been contacted by somebody else. Well I don't care what they say the Silvio Megala I knew had a ton of integrity and class. Principles that I'm going to apply to the program here in AWR!"
Steal's claps become even louder.
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rusty Axel-"Attitude does not mean blood violence and swearing. Attitude is not about all the negative things in society that this show has mirrored in recent weeks! Attitude is also about respect and integrity! That's what this show is going to be all about!"
Rusty Axel-"You know what we need to see in this place? Well we don't need to see blood, excessive violence and swearing! What we need to see is some good ol' fashioned rasslin! The way it was meant to be and the way YOU like it! After all that's what it says on the marquee...rasslin!"
A few boos from the crowd Rusty isn't completely oblivious and looks irritated...
Rusty Axel-"Well that's what you paid to see and its what you're gonna get! By the end of the night you will have watched some great rasslin and done it with a smile on your faces! Especially in our featured main event with Anthony Royal taking on Fa Sho! Now Royal is a fine rassler one of the greatest rasslers I've ever seen. It should be a privilege getting to see him rassle for free Tv viewers! As for that other young man Fa Sho I don't like some of that fancy flashy stuff he does but he ain't too bad either! This is a main event as good as any in the world!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed what a special treat for the fans! Once again getting to see Mr Royal free of charge...though Mr Royal should not have had to put the title on the line against an opponent he has already defeated..."
Rusty Axel-"Anyway I would now like to call out the members of SIN to the ring! Come down here boys!"
The music for Tracy Adkins plays and he leads Carr and Randal out onto the ramp. Rusty claps as SIN make their way into the ring and shakes hands with all 3 of them...
David Saturn-"Oh great we really need these violent thugs out in force again..."
Rusty Axel-"Now boys you're going to be my eyes and ears around here over the next several months! You scratch old Rusty's back and he will scratch yours that's always been my motto! Over the next few weeks I'm searching for a pet project. Someone a little rough around the edges who needs Old Rusty's expertise and knowhow to guide them in the right direction! Hey I might even have to put the tights back on if that's what it takes!"
The crowd don't exactly respond with mass excitement...
Old Rusty-"Anyway I have to go and talk to that young Maggia boy set a few things straight. Good luck in your match tonight Tracy and Robert!"
Neal Steal-"What a fine, upstanding man Rusty is! Personally wishing wrestlers luck...may the best men win! You wouldn't see Maggia doing that!"
As Rusty is leaving the ring he passes the Mic to Robert Carr. Carr pats Rusty on the back and lifts the mic.
Robert Carr: Well Old Rusty SIN says congratulations on the promotion. There is no one more deserving Rusty especially for a guy that's been around as long as you have and to get a promotion and be as old as you are.
There is a hush. Carr then begins to rave on about is up coming match with Slick Doctor and The Hatchet Warrior.
Robert Carr: Now i want to say a few words about me and Tracy Adkins. In a short while here we are going to be facing two of the biggest cheating and lying bastards in this company.
The crowd begins to boo.
Robert Carr: OH SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF SIN AND OUR ACHIEVEMENTS BE QUIET AND LET ME SPEAK.
David Saturn-"Somebody call him a WAMBULANCE! WAH WAH WAH!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
This seems to annoy the crowd and they boo louder but Carr keeps right on talking.
Robert Carr: You're going to witness tonight the birth of a newer and better and badder SIN. Together with Tracy Adkins and myself we are going to destroy Slick Doctor and
Hatchet Warrior. That stupid drunk is going to get a huge surprise tonight and Hatchet Warrior your going to learn who your master true master is. Adkins you tell them.
Robert Passes the Mic to Tracy.
Adkins psychotically stares into space then passes the mic to Red Randal without saying a word. Red is all smiles. There are even a few fans cheering and signs saying Red Rules.
Red Randal: Well you all saw the devastation and destruction I caused last week in the ring against Anthony Royal. Royal I know for a fact that official is in your back pocket and that is why he got what he deserved. I got paid a lot of money to take the game to you Royal. Lets just say I was asked you wear you down and not take you out.
David Saturn:"Did Randal just say someone paid him to do a number on Anthony Royal?"
Neal Steal:"I think so!"
David Saturn: "I bet it was Silvio Megala.
Neal Steal: "Are you crazy Saturn? Mr Megala would never stoop to such low standards. It must have been Maggia he's the one behind all this! Don't know what Rusty will think about that he obviously agrees with me on Mr Megala's position..."
David Saturn: "Well maybe Randal is just making it up because he's upset about the loss and knows Royal is paranoid. It won't be easy for Rusty to co-exist with Randal and Royal at the same time that's for sure..."
Red Randal: As for you Royal there will be another time and another place. Its coming and trust me the next time Royal it wont be so pretty and I wont be so nice. Watch your back Royal cause it wasn't personal before but next time it will be!!! You have been warned and you should consider yourself lucky you are getting a warning!
David Saturn-"Well not had a chance to introduce the show here have we?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty did a fine job of laying out the nights festivities..."
David Saturn-"Well I doubt he will do a good job as head of talent relations. Rusty has never even won a title!"
Neal Steal-"Only because he was a loyal company man first and foremost..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes admitted to taking a dive in some matches hasn't he? How can any up and coming wrestler relate to Rusty...he's still stuck in the 70's when he began philosophically!"
Neal Steal-"There's nothing wrong with tradition! Maggia has created a warzone and in Mr Megala's current absence Rusty will be the one to restore some law and order around here! It should be sheriff Axel because that's what he's going to be!"
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty said we would see some traditional action here but now look who comes out! Rusty will be watching this Slop try and wrestle for a change!"
David Saturn-"He is an outstanding wrestler and anyone sane can see that! Or maybe just anyone in possession of a brain..."
Neal Steal-"RCH is hiding beneath all that paint. Tracy said he was hiding something and I know what it is!"
David Saturn- (sighs) OK what is it then..."
Neal Steal-"His face! Ha ha ha ha ha! He's just plain ugly! Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at him with that dangerous weapon...Rusty's the boss now you show some respect!"
David Saturn-"David Saturn here with the king of comedy Neal Steal at ringside...though of course most of the laughs are AT you and not WITH you!"
Both teams a little slow to start debating who will start off the match as RCH waves the hatchet around. After a few moments it appears Slick and Carr will be the ones to begin. Slow lockup and Slick backs Carr against the ropes. Break by the ref and Adkins yells instructions at Carr in the corner. Tracy seems to be in a particularly bad mood tonight maybe even worse than usual...
Neal Steal-"What a disgusting individual Slop is mentioning Tracy's Father..."
David Saturn-"Tracy was the one who mentioned his Father basically categorising anyone who drinks an abusive rapist..."
Neal Steal-"His Father was a rapist!"
David Saturn-"I never said he wasn't!"
Both men circle each other and go for the lockup. Slick feigns at the last moment instead quickly kicking Carr in the ribs. Carr doubles over and Slick clubs him hard across the back. Slick with an armdrag takedown into an armbar and pulls Carr towards his corner. Slick makes the tag to RCH and both men knock Carr down with headbutts!
Neal Steal-"That's what Slop does he exploited Tracy's miserable childhood by mentioning his Father. We saw what he did a few weeks ago bringing my dear old Mother out here! Exploitation!"
David Saturn-"Coming from the guy who pretended his Mother had a terminal illness...not knowing it was actually true since she hates your guts and refused to speak to you for years..."
Neal Steal-"Speak to me like that again and I'll bring your Father to the arena again!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes how will I ever recover from such "humiliation" a second time. I'm shaking in my boots...
RCH and Slick trade a grin as Carr clutches his head in pain. Blatant eyerake by RCH missed and not admonished by the referee. Just another thing for Carr to complain about later no doubt. RCH scoops Carr up and drops him across his outstretched knees. Not quite a backbreaker as RCH was still fully on his feet rather than dropping but had more or less the same impact.
David Saturn-"RCH with a cover here...and that was a near fall!"
Neal Steal-"At last Carr will have the opportunities he deserves with Rusty looking out for him. Just unfortunate for Robert that Mr Royal is the champion otherwise he would inevitably be raising the gold soon..."
David Saturn-"Blatant favortism by Rusty...what an impartial executive he looks like being..."
Cover by RCH...1,2...and kickout by Carr who is them dragged by the hair (or wig as RCH would put it) into the corner. The camera focuses on Tracy who is barely even watching the match at the moment. RCH tags in Slick clubbing Carr across the back as Slick enters the ring. Slick takes Carr into the corner and applies a blatant choke which is broken up at 4...
David Saturn-"Rusty and Slick look like they have tagged for years really making a fast start here...of course Slick knows tag team wrestling better than anybody here..."
Neal Steal-"With that washed up drunk B-Man. I believe B-Man now maintains permanent residence at the Betty Ford Clinic! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh my! So witty! I haven't heard that one a THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE!"
Neal Steal-"Look at that cheating! That is a clear affront to Rusty!"
Slick and RCH are known to bend the rules despite their overwhelming popularity here tonight. Still an eyerake and choke are hardly cause for a DQ or anything. Carr whipped into the opposite corner, Carr charges out and Slick delivers a clothesline! Suddenly Adkins charges in (obviously pissed off with Slick after recent weeks) and Slick nails him with a right hand!
David Saturn-"I bet Rusty couldn't have avoided Slick walking through the curtain. They must have exchanged some words..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he shook Slop's hand like the gentleman he is and look at how Slop responds to such a gesture..."
David Saturn-"So you're "sure" but you never actually saw any such thing!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty was forced to do what he did because of Maggia's destructive reign. Tracy was just in the wrong place and he understood why Rusty did what he did..."
David Saturn-"Adkins did not speak earlier...he hasn't maintained any eye contact with Carr at all..."
Slick with a hiptoss and Adkins drops under the bottom rope upon impact and falls to the outside. Carr is on his feet and Slick slams him to the mat! RCH and Slick have been totally dominant thus far despite this being the first time they have ever tagged. Adkins and Carr haven't even got a move in yet. Carr gets up to his knees and begs off as Slick approaches...
David Saturn-"Look at Carr! The man's a coward!"
Neal Steal-"He's just worried that sexual terrorist Naughty Ned is going to come out here! Remember what he did to me as well?"
David Saturn-"Indeed I do! Spanked you right in the middle of the ring ha ha ha! More for humiliation purposes than any sexual feelings towards you I imagine..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm sure Ned does fancy me. Who wouldn't? Still I'm not interested...how would you like to be spanked Saturn in public or anywhere for that matter?"
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't....at least not by a male anyway!"
Carr quickly rolls to the outside and is met by Adkins who pulls Carr back round to their corner of the ring. Tracy looks angry and we can hear him cursing out loud. Red Randal receives a call on his cell. Red motions to Carr and Adkins and points to the phone. They both acknowledge they know what the call is about. and Red leaves ringside in a hurry.
Neal Steal-"I bet Randal has heard Ned just arrived and he's going to make sure he stays away from the ring. Ned would never go near Randal..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's calling Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is not behind any of the stuff that is happening! I hope Randal is not listening to Maggia...then again Rusty surely wouldn't have permitted that. maybe it was an illegal betting syndicate that paid him to try and take out Mr Royal. All gamblers are fools after all they never win in the end!"
David Saturn-"The majority don't that's for sure..."
Carr is still the legal man and climbs back onto the top apron. Unfortunately as he grabs the ropes Slick yanks them hard propelling Carr into the ring and to the mat! Tracy curses in frustration again...that was a very careless move by Carr there. Not the kind of mistake you should make against anyone let alone someone of Slick's expertise.
Neal Steal-"Carr actually had to sue Ned for sexual harassment once! It was a joke that he lost that case thousands witnessed Ned's blatant sexual advances towards Carr..."
David Saturn-That was Carr being a pathetic crybaby as usual."
Carr backed into the corner and Slick delivers a chop and a punch to the chest. Slick takes Carr over to his corner and RCH is tagged in. Rapid fire tags here keeping both men fresh even in the early stages nobody wants to be isolated like Carr has been for the first few minutes. Whip off the ropes, Carr charges back and a double hiptoss to the mat!
David Saturn-"Who knows RCH might be the next to challenge for the title against either Sho or Royal..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would activate a rematch clause...not that he will need it of course..."
David Saturn-"So why does he have it in his contract then?"
Neal Steal-"Well you know what a cheater Fa Sho is..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Slick goes back to the apron and as Carr gets to his feet RCH delivers a spinning heel kick to the head! RCH then grabs Carr by the legs and delivers a diving headbutt! That was unconventional and very close to being a low blow. Carr is in major trouble here as Slick is tagged in again. RCH raises his hands almost mockingly as if to apologise to the crowd for how one sided this has been...
David Saturn-"Ha ha! RCH knows he and Slick have kicked ass here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Bending every rule they can in the process..."
After all while the fans have been behind Slick and RCH they probably did pay to see a more competitive contest. Punches by Slick in the corner and a club to the back. Very low kicks by Slick here and then he chokes Carr again. Despite Carr being dominated so far he has shown considerable resilience thus far here...
Neal Steal-"RCH must be upset there's no female valet out here with SIN who he can brutally assault..."
David Saturn-"Well people shouldn't be so naive...if you slap RCH that is exactly how he will react. Nobody is claiming RCH is a role model..."
Neal Steal-"Except for degenerates like you who look up to immorality...we have a guy who attacks women and a drunk in the ring..."
David Saturn-"Great shot there by Slick one of the purest strikers in the game..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is always thinking about his next shot...in the bar that is! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick fires away with another big right hand. Carr retaliates with some weak shots as Slick continues to club away. Slick clubs Carr across the back and as Carr falls to his knees he delivers a blatant low blow. How did the ref fail to spot that? Tracy looks pissed on the apron obviously not wanting to be disqualified (though he probably would have done the same thing)
David Saturn-"Oh my! Such integrity! Look at that Steal surely the wonderful Carr has not just resorted to cheating!"
Neal Steal-"Well only because he has had enough of RCH and Slop's cheating..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes because eyerakes and chokes are so similar to punching someone in the grapefruits! Such a fair comparison..."
Carr charges off the ropes and delivers a bulldog planting Slick into the mat. The first real wrestling move performed by Carr all match. Adkins screams for a tag almost manically and charges in delivering two elbowdrops followed by ferocious stomps. Adkins pulls Slick to his feet and clearly bites him (this ref is blind) before delivering a snap suplex!
David Saturn-"Shades of Mike Tyson there by Adkins...might be a touchy subject comparing him to a rapist after what is Father did..."
Neal Steal-"Like I said before I'll bring your Father back if you don't watch your mouth!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes that Academy award winning performance which had everybody SO convinced..."
Neal Steal-"I'll admit you have hidden your humiliation and distress over last week very well. You don't fool me though!"
Adkins pulls Slick back into his corner and tags in Carr. A clearly irritated Carr heads back into the ring barely having had the chance for a breather. Adkins continues to hold Slick and Carr climbs to the top rope and comes off with a double axe handle to the back. Adkins goes back to the apron. Chop by Carr followed by a standing dropkick!
David Saturn-"Carr himself in trouble with the law this past week. Infact only RCH hasn't been arrested recently out of all 4 of these men..."
Neal Steal-"Well Dustin Weaver's manager Emily should have pressed charges! Plus Tracy was bailed out quickly by Rusty personally...he made Hell and Slop bail themselves out to teach them a valuable lesson..."
David Saturn-"That might have been Hell's first arrest though I know Slick has seen the back of a squad car a few times..."
Neal Steal-"That's for sure. Bar brawling, public urination offences no doubt amongst various other misdemeanours!"
Slick lands near RCH and is able to reach out and make the tag. RCH charges in and delivers two successive uppercuts. RCH hiptosses Carr to the mat and decks Carr with another hard right hand as he rises to his feet. Carr staggers back against the ropes and RCH grabs him by the legs and yanks him hard into the centre of the ring...
David Saturn-"This crowd is so rabid here tonight...maybe sensing a title change in the air..."
Neal Steal-"Which is why beer should not be permitted in a public arena...delusion..."
RCH now stretching on the arms as the crowd yel out in encouragement. Adkins looks almost demented nearly frothing at the mouth in the corner. Why on earth is he so worked up? Adkins eventually charges in nailing RCH in the back. RCH responds by grabbing Adkins, punching him and tossing him to the outside.
Neal Steal-"Well that's just going to piss Adkins off even more! You better look out RCH!"
David Saturn-"Adkins is a sick, deprived human being who should be in a sanitarium not out here in a public facility..."
Neal Steal-"He's more civilised than these people here in Oklahoma that's for sure...why do we have to come to such sick, deprived places? I saw someone taking a drink from the lavatory earlier..."
David Saturn-"...did you have a look in the ladies toilets at all? Still like to do that kind of thing?"
Club to the back by RCH to Carr and then he backs him into the corner. RCH goes to whip Carr towards Adkins for some reason (who knows what RCH is thinking?) but Carr reverses sending RCH into the danger area. RCH staggers forward clutching his back and despite RCH almost fighting it off Carr delivers a spinning neckbreaker!
David Saturn-"Adkins is so reckless..."
Neal Steal-"Let Tracy in the ring! Rusty is your boss now in Mr Megala's absence not Maggia!"
Both men now down looks like Carr hit the back of his head as well there. Adkins screams out and tries to enter the ring which was a stupid decision as the ref blocks him. Behind the refs back Slick comes into the ring and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER to Carr! Slick quickly exits the ring and RCH makes the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR AND RCH 3
Neal Steal-"Slop had no right to be in the ring! That should have been a disqualification!"
David Saturn-"There's goldfish with a better memory than you..."
Neal Steal-"Look at them celebrating their ill gotten "victory!" Disgusting!"
David Saturn-"They have every right they fully deserved that win after dominating for the majority of the contest."
Neal Steal-"Look at Carr valiantly fighting to his feet after suffering that brutal move..."
After the match is over Robert is staggering around. He goes to Tracy but Tracy just moves away. Carr looks at him.
Robert Carr: WHAT THE HELL......
Tracy glares.
Tracy Adkins: You know Carr our performance could have been a lot better then it was. You are really bulking us down.
Carr becomes livid.
Robert Carr: What! My performance? Who the hell are you kidding Adkins? If you wasn't so hungry trying to draw blood all the time and maim everyone this match could have been finished ten minutes earlier then what it was. Besides I had your back all the way.
Tracy gets in Roberts face.
Tracy Adkins: You claim you're the leader of Sin Carr but everytime you go in that ring nine times out of ten you get your ass handed too you. Not to mention the fact everytime we come to ringside who is following whom and who is actually leading this group behind the scenes too not only at ringside!
Carr goes nose to nose with Adkins.
Robert Carr: Are you saying you can lead SIN better than I can Adkins?
Adkins smirks...
Tracy Adkins: Haven't I been the true leader since I arrived here?
Carr cringes.
Robert Carr: How dare you.....
Before Carr can finish Adkins drops him with a closed fist. Carr goes down but gets back up but as soon as he does Adkins delivers the DECAPITATOR on Carr. As Carr is stunned Adkins throws a challenge to Carr.
Tracy Adkins: Tell you what Carr. Next week on Crash TV you and me one on one for leadership of SIN. I will ever play it fair since you think everyone wants to screw you over. If you win I will stay and take orders from you. If I win you will stay.....and you will do exactly as I order you to do.
Adkins turns to walk away but stops and turns around once again as a stunned Carr looks up at him.
Tracy Adkins: Let be said....Let it be written.
With that Adkins walks away...
David Saturn-"Well Rusty won't like that!"
Neal Steal-"Its only a minor rift with his experience Rusty would have seen it coming before Carr and Adkins did! After their match next week they will be a well oiled machine again!"
David Saturn-"Well they will need to improve their teamwork immensely judging by tonights display! We will be right back in a moment!"
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The scene opens backstage where Roberto Maggia is sitting in his office and doing some work on his laptop. He looks up as Rusty walks in...
Rusty Axel-"Hello young man! I'm Rusty Axel you're going to be working side by side with me from now on!"
Roberto Maggia-"Yes I know who you are..."
Rusty Axel-"Sure you do! Now you're the whizzkid at Megala Enterprises right? Only 18 years old! You must have one hell of a business brain for Silvio to give you that type of authority! The only problem is Roberto you're obviously young and naive! Old Rusty's going to help you out there! Now knowing Silvio like I did last year when we briefly met he's not going to like all this blood and violence going on. Anthony Royal might think its Silvio's doing but I agree with Neal Steal. Hiring people like Naughty Ned we can't have more mistakes like that. I think you're struggling...maybe heart in the right place but its clear you need some help. Old Rusty's gonna be your guiding light. It will be like getting a University degree in rasslin...for FREE!"
Maggia takes his attention away from the laptop and looks Rusty straight in the eye...
Roberto Maggia-"Let me make it clear again. Silvio Megala is not responsible for anything that has happened in AWR over the past few weeks..."
Rusty Axel-"I know that! Its like Neal said he's busy..."
Roberto Maggia-"No you don't understand I AM the power around here..."
Rusty Axel-"There's nothing in professional rasslin that Old Rusty don't understand boy!"
Maggia rolls his eyes...Rusty then looks at his computer quizzically...
Rusty Axel-"What's that thing?"
Roberto Maggia-"Its called a laptop..."
Rusty Axel-"What's wrong with using a good old fashioned pen and paper pad! That's all you ever needed to run a pro rasslin show back in the day! Anyway take my valuable words away with you I hope we can have a long and fruitful working relationship here in AWR young Roberto!"
Rusty leaves as Roberto smirks then rolls his eyes again...
Neal Steal-"How disrespectful for Maggia to eyeball Rusty like that! Show some respect in the presence of wrestling royalty!"
David Saturn-"Judging by that Maggia clearly thinks Rusty is a joke like virtually everybody else..."
Neal Steal-"Either arrogance or trying to hide his fear. Maggia knows now who's calling the shots!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Rusty will be very hands on. That is once he finishes with his pet project as it would be too difficult to do more than one thing at once..."
Neal Steal-"That just shows what a fine example of a mentor Rusty wants to be. He will hold back on making improvements to the show for a couple of weeks simply to offer his personal expertise to one lucky individual!"
David Saturn-"Or maybe because he's a fool who has no idea what he's doing! Wait there's some captivating footage of Carr in his locker room..."
We then see Robert Carr reviewing the footage of the previous match and confrontation between him and Adkins. Carr begins yelling from his dressing room.
Robert Carr: God Damn you Tracy Adkins you're on! If I beat you then you remain in SIN and take my orders and if you beat me you get leadership of SIN and I will take orders from you. See you next week bitch.
Dustin Weaver then passes and mutters something under his breath about the noise Carr is making. Then as he turns his back and walks away Carr picks up a chair and bashes Weaver over the head from behind! Weaver falls to the ground and Carr begins laying in stomps. Emily appears screaming and tries to pull Carr away before referees rush in and pull the demented Carr off Weaver. The scene then cuts to Saturn and Steal...
David Saturn-"Well that wasn't called for but Weaver is rather condescending..."
Neal Steal-"Robert is just angry I'm sure he will shake hands with Dustin later and all will be just fine..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Weaver will take kindly to being bashed in the head...wait he's supposed to be up in the ring next!"
Neal Steal-"Well I feel sorry for Weaver but Rusty used to have to deal with all sorts back in the day...I'm sure Dustin will be alright he's a fine wrestler..."
David Saturn-"Don't you mean "rassler?"
From Fort Worth, Texas...Vincent...MATTHEWS!!!
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"Well we haven't seen Weaver in the past week at all. I wouldn't be betting on him here against Vincent Matthews who has won world championships in highly reputable federations..."
Neal Steal-"This is RCH and Slop's fault. Provoking Carr with their cheating and he lashed out at Weaver. Afterwards Weaver should be looking for RCH and Slop...he's had issues with both of them in recent weeks and they are still causing trouble for him tonight."
Weaver comes staggering out to the ring obviously still suffering from the effects of that chairshot by Carr. He barely seems to know where he is as Emily follows and tries to persuade Dustin to go backstage as he's clearly in no condition to wrestle. Weaver enters the ring and takes a feeble swipe at Matthews who immediately hits Weaver with the CYCLONIC MOVEMENT!!! Matthews with the cover...1,2...3!!! That must be the quickest AWR pinfall on record but entirely due to Robert Carr!
WINNER BY PINFALL: VINCENT MATTHEWS
Neal Steal-"WOW! I knew it might be one sided because of that backstage incident caused by RCH and Slop but not that quick!"
David Saturn-"Nobody caused it except Carr and Dustin's own mouth!"
Neal Steal-"Well I'm looking forward to seeing Matthews in some longer matchups..."
David Saturn-"Well actually he was only signed for one match. He's declined a longer contract unfortunately..."
Neal Steal-"What sort of idiot signs someone for one match and gives them a free appearance on Tv before they might head to some other federation. Obviously this is Roberto Maggia's fault..."
David Saturn-"How the hell do you know who's fault it was! Might have been Rusty who signed in after all back in the 70's wrestlers regularly went into territories just for one off appearances. That's the era Rusty is still living in...
Neal Steal-"Maggia has no clue what he's doing. Rusty is going to set him straight..."
David Saturn-"Well we are just moments away from the biggest match we will see on CRASH Tv to date. Fa Sho vs Anthony Royal...NEXT!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
AND
As the night opens we see Rusty Axel standing in the centre of the ring mic in hand.
Rusty Axel-"Well you're probably all wondering why is Old Rusty standing out here in this nice suit! After all you have only ever seen me in tights over the years. Well lets get straight to the point...a few weeks ago the announcers mentioned something about a new head of talent relations here at AWR. What they were saying wasn't just mere gossip but the absolute truth! Infact you're looking at the head of talent relations right now! That's right its me...Old Rusty! Who better to identify with talent than someone who has had the career span I've enjoyed! Lou Thesz, Gorgeous George you name 'em old Rusty has faced 'em! Who could possibly have possessed the qualifications like I do!"
Rusty grins out to the crowd expecting cheers but mostly gets a bemused silence except for Steal who starts clapping.
David Saturn-"Gorgeous George! Rusty is only around 53 I heard for crying out loud! George died in the 60's! I heard Rusty started off in 1979..."
Neal Steal-"So you're calling Rusty a liar? HEY RUSTY SATURN SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR!"
David Saturn-"I just think he's completely delusional! Who will it be next week Frank Gotch and George Hackenschmidt?"
Rusty Axel-"Now I've been a little busy these past few weeks thanks to some bitch divorcing me but now I'm here to restore some law and order in person! Last week you saw that when Slick, Hell and Tracy Adkins were all arrested by a bunch of police officers. Now that was nothing personal against you Tracy you were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. As for Slick and Hell let that be a warning that your destructive behaviour won't be tolerated as long as Old Rusty is around! I received an email from Megala Enterprises weeks ago which as far as I'm concerned was a direct hire by Silvio Megala. Now others might say those who thought they were contacted by Silvio might have been contacted by somebody else. Well I don't care what they say the Silvio Megala I knew had a ton of integrity and class. Principles that I'm going to apply to the program here in AWR!"
Steal's claps become even louder.
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rusty Axel-"Attitude does not mean blood violence and swearing. Attitude is not about all the negative things in society that this show has mirrored in recent weeks! Attitude is also about respect and integrity! That's what this show is going to be all about!"
Rusty Axel-"You know what we need to see in this place? Well we don't need to see blood, excessive violence and swearing! What we need to see is some good ol' fashioned rasslin! The way it was meant to be and the way YOU like it! After all that's what it says on the marquee...rasslin!"
A few boos from the crowd Rusty isn't completely oblivious and looks irritated...
Rusty Axel-"Well that's what you paid to see and its what you're gonna get! By the end of the night you will have watched some great rasslin and done it with a smile on your faces! Especially in our featured main event with Anthony Royal taking on Fa Sho! Now Royal is a fine rassler one of the greatest rasslers I've ever seen. It should be a privilege getting to see him rassle for free Tv viewers! As for that other young man Fa Sho I don't like some of that fancy flashy stuff he does but he ain't too bad either! This is a main event as good as any in the world!"
Neal Steal-"Indeed what a special treat for the fans! Once again getting to see Mr Royal free of charge...though Mr Royal should not have had to put the title on the line against an opponent he has already defeated..."
Rusty Axel-"Anyway I would now like to call out the members of SIN to the ring! Come down here boys!"
The music for Tracy Adkins plays and he leads Carr and Randal out onto the ramp. Rusty claps as SIN make their way into the ring and shakes hands with all 3 of them...
David Saturn-"Oh great we really need these violent thugs out in force again..."
Rusty Axel-"Now boys you're going to be my eyes and ears around here over the next several months! You scratch old Rusty's back and he will scratch yours that's always been my motto! Over the next few weeks I'm searching for a pet project. Someone a little rough around the edges who needs Old Rusty's expertise and knowhow to guide them in the right direction! Hey I might even have to put the tights back on if that's what it takes!"
The crowd don't exactly respond with mass excitement...
Old Rusty-"Anyway I have to go and talk to that young Maggia boy set a few things straight. Good luck in your match tonight Tracy and Robert!"
Neal Steal-"What a fine, upstanding man Rusty is! Personally wishing wrestlers luck...may the best men win! You wouldn't see Maggia doing that!"
As Rusty is leaving the ring he passes the Mic to Robert Carr. Carr pats Rusty on the back and lifts the mic.
Robert Carr: Well Old Rusty SIN says congratulations on the promotion. There is no one more deserving Rusty especially for a guy that's been around as long as you have and to get a promotion and be as old as you are.
There is a hush. Carr then begins to rave on about is up coming match with Slick Doctor and The Hatchet Warrior.
Robert Carr: Now i want to say a few words about me and Tracy Adkins. In a short while here we are going to be facing two of the biggest cheating and lying bastards in this company.
The crowd begins to boo.
Robert Carr: OH SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF SIN AND OUR ACHIEVEMENTS BE QUIET AND LET ME SPEAK.
David Saturn-"Somebody call him a WAMBULANCE! WAH WAH WAH!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn!"
This seems to annoy the crowd and they boo louder but Carr keeps right on talking.
Robert Carr: You're going to witness tonight the birth of a newer and better and badder SIN. Together with Tracy Adkins and myself we are going to destroy Slick Doctor and
Hatchet Warrior. That stupid drunk is going to get a huge surprise tonight and Hatchet Warrior your going to learn who your master true master is. Adkins you tell them.
Robert Passes the Mic to Tracy.
Adkins psychotically stares into space then passes the mic to Red Randal without saying a word. Red is all smiles. There are even a few fans cheering and signs saying Red Rules.
Red Randal: Well you all saw the devastation and destruction I caused last week in the ring against Anthony Royal. Royal I know for a fact that official is in your back pocket and that is why he got what he deserved. I got paid a lot of money to take the game to you Royal. Lets just say I was asked you wear you down and not take you out.
David Saturn:"Did Randal just say someone paid him to do a number on Anthony Royal?"
Neal Steal:"I think so!"
David Saturn: "I bet it was Silvio Megala.
Neal Steal: "Are you crazy Saturn? Mr Megala would never stoop to such low standards. It must have been Maggia he's the one behind all this! Don't know what Rusty will think about that he obviously agrees with me on Mr Megala's position..."
David Saturn: "Well maybe Randal is just making it up because he's upset about the loss and knows Royal is paranoid. It won't be easy for Rusty to co-exist with Randal and Royal at the same time that's for sure..."
Red Randal: As for you Royal there will be another time and another place. Its coming and trust me the next time Royal it wont be so pretty and I wont be so nice. Watch your back Royal cause it wasn't personal before but next time it will be!!! You have been warned and you should consider yourself lucky you are getting a warning!
David Saturn-"Well not had a chance to introduce the show here have we?"
Neal Steal-"Rusty did a fine job of laying out the nights festivities..."
David Saturn-"Well I doubt he will do a good job as head of talent relations. Rusty has never even won a title!"
Neal Steal-"Only because he was a loyal company man first and foremost..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes admitted to taking a dive in some matches hasn't he? How can any up and coming wrestler relate to Rusty...he's still stuck in the 70's when he began philosophically!"
Neal Steal-"There's nothing wrong with tradition! Maggia has created a warzone and in Mr Megala's current absence Rusty will be the one to restore some law and order around here! It should be sheriff Axel because that's what he's going to be!"
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"Well Rusty said we would see some traditional action here but now look who comes out! Rusty will be watching this Slop try and wrestle for a change!"
David Saturn-"He is an outstanding wrestler and anyone sane can see that! Or maybe just anyone in possession of a brain..."
From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"RCH is hiding beneath all that paint. Tracy said he was hiding something and I know what it is!"
David Saturn- (sighs) OK what is it then..."
Neal Steal-"His face! Ha ha ha ha ha! He's just plain ugly! Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at him with that dangerous weapon...Rusty's the boss now you show some respect!"
David Saturn-"David Saturn here with the king of comedy Neal Steal at ringside...though of course most of the laughs are AT you and not WITH you!"
Both teams a little slow to start debating who will start off the match as RCH waves the hatchet around. After a few moments it appears Slick and Carr will be the ones to begin. Slow lockup and Slick backs Carr against the ropes. Break by the ref and Adkins yells instructions at Carr in the corner. Tracy seems to be in a particularly bad mood tonight maybe even worse than usual...
Neal Steal-"What a disgusting individual Slop is mentioning Tracy's Father..."
David Saturn-"Tracy was the one who mentioned his Father basically categorising anyone who drinks an abusive rapist..."
Neal Steal-"His Father was a rapist!"
David Saturn-"I never said he wasn't!"
Both men circle each other and go for the lockup. Slick feigns at the last moment instead quickly kicking Carr in the ribs. Carr doubles over and Slick clubs him hard across the back. Slick with an armdrag takedown into an armbar and pulls Carr towards his corner. Slick makes the tag to RCH and both men knock Carr down with headbutts!
Neal Steal-"That's what Slop does he exploited Tracy's miserable childhood by mentioning his Father. We saw what he did a few weeks ago bringing my dear old Mother out here! Exploitation!"
David Saturn-"Coming from the guy who pretended his Mother had a terminal illness...not knowing it was actually true since she hates your guts and refused to speak to you for years..."
Neal Steal-"Speak to me like that again and I'll bring your Father to the arena again!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes how will I ever recover from such "humiliation" a second time. I'm shaking in my boots...
RCH and Slick trade a grin as Carr clutches his head in pain. Blatant eyerake by RCH missed and not admonished by the referee. Just another thing for Carr to complain about later no doubt. RCH scoops Carr up and drops him across his outstretched knees. Not quite a backbreaker as RCH was still fully on his feet rather than dropping but had more or less the same impact.
David Saturn-"RCH with a cover here...and that was a near fall!"
Neal Steal-"At last Carr will have the opportunities he deserves with Rusty looking out for him. Just unfortunate for Robert that Mr Royal is the champion otherwise he would inevitably be raising the gold soon..."
David Saturn-"Blatant favortism by Rusty...what an impartial executive he looks like being..."
Cover by RCH...1,2...and kickout by Carr who is them dragged by the hair (or wig as RCH would put it) into the corner. The camera focuses on Tracy who is barely even watching the match at the moment. RCH tags in Slick clubbing Carr across the back as Slick enters the ring. Slick takes Carr into the corner and applies a blatant choke which is broken up at 4...
David Saturn-"Rusty and Slick look like they have tagged for years really making a fast start here...of course Slick knows tag team wrestling better than anybody here..."
Neal Steal-"With that washed up drunk B-Man. I believe B-Man now maintains permanent residence at the Betty Ford Clinic! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh my! So witty! I haven't heard that one a THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE!"
Neal Steal-"Look at that cheating! That is a clear affront to Rusty!"
Slick and RCH are known to bend the rules despite their overwhelming popularity here tonight. Still an eyerake and choke are hardly cause for a DQ or anything. Carr whipped into the opposite corner, Carr charges out and Slick delivers a clothesline! Suddenly Adkins charges in (obviously pissed off with Slick after recent weeks) and Slick nails him with a right hand!
David Saturn-"I bet Rusty couldn't have avoided Slick walking through the curtain. They must have exchanged some words..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure he shook Slop's hand like the gentleman he is and look at how Slop responds to such a gesture..."
David Saturn-"So you're "sure" but you never actually saw any such thing!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty was forced to do what he did because of Maggia's destructive reign. Tracy was just in the wrong place and he understood why Rusty did what he did..."
David Saturn-"Adkins did not speak earlier...he hasn't maintained any eye contact with Carr at all..."
Slick with a hiptoss and Adkins drops under the bottom rope upon impact and falls to the outside. Carr is on his feet and Slick slams him to the mat! RCH and Slick have been totally dominant thus far despite this being the first time they have ever tagged. Adkins and Carr haven't even got a move in yet. Carr gets up to his knees and begs off as Slick approaches...
David Saturn-"Look at Carr! The man's a coward!"
Neal Steal-"He's just worried that sexual terrorist Naughty Ned is going to come out here! Remember what he did to me as well?"
David Saturn-"Indeed I do! Spanked you right in the middle of the ring ha ha ha! More for humiliation purposes than any sexual feelings towards you I imagine..."
Neal Steal-"Well I'm sure Ned does fancy me. Who wouldn't? Still I'm not interested...how would you like to be spanked Saturn in public or anywhere for that matter?"
David Saturn-"Well I wouldn't....at least not by a male anyway!"
Carr quickly rolls to the outside and is met by Adkins who pulls Carr back round to their corner of the ring. Tracy looks angry and we can hear him cursing out loud. Red Randal receives a call on his cell. Red motions to Carr and Adkins and points to the phone. They both acknowledge they know what the call is about. and Red leaves ringside in a hurry.
Neal Steal-"I bet Randal has heard Ned just arrived and he's going to make sure he stays away from the ring. Ned would never go near Randal..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's calling Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is not behind any of the stuff that is happening! I hope Randal is not listening to Maggia...then again Rusty surely wouldn't have permitted that. maybe it was an illegal betting syndicate that paid him to try and take out Mr Royal. All gamblers are fools after all they never win in the end!"
David Saturn-"The majority don't that's for sure..."
Carr is still the legal man and climbs back onto the top apron. Unfortunately as he grabs the ropes Slick yanks them hard propelling Carr into the ring and to the mat! Tracy curses in frustration again...that was a very careless move by Carr there. Not the kind of mistake you should make against anyone let alone someone of Slick's expertise.
Neal Steal-"Carr actually had to sue Ned for sexual harassment once! It was a joke that he lost that case thousands witnessed Ned's blatant sexual advances towards Carr..."
David Saturn-That was Carr being a pathetic crybaby as usual."
Carr backed into the corner and Slick delivers a chop and a punch to the chest. Slick takes Carr over to his corner and RCH is tagged in. Rapid fire tags here keeping both men fresh even in the early stages nobody wants to be isolated like Carr has been for the first few minutes. Whip off the ropes, Carr charges back and a double hiptoss to the mat!
David Saturn-"Who knows RCH might be the next to challenge for the title against either Sho or Royal..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal would activate a rematch clause...not that he will need it of course..."
David Saturn-"So why does he have it in his contract then?"
Neal Steal-"Well you know what a cheater Fa Sho is..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Slick goes back to the apron and as Carr gets to his feet RCH delivers a spinning heel kick to the head! RCH then grabs Carr by the legs and delivers a diving headbutt! That was unconventional and very close to being a low blow. Carr is in major trouble here as Slick is tagged in again. RCH raises his hands almost mockingly as if to apologise to the crowd for how one sided this has been...
David Saturn-"Ha ha! RCH knows he and Slick have kicked ass here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"Bending every rule they can in the process..."
After all while the fans have been behind Slick and RCH they probably did pay to see a more competitive contest. Punches by Slick in the corner and a club to the back. Very low kicks by Slick here and then he chokes Carr again. Despite Carr being dominated so far he has shown considerable resilience thus far here...
Neal Steal-"RCH must be upset there's no female valet out here with SIN who he can brutally assault..."
David Saturn-"Well people shouldn't be so naive...if you slap RCH that is exactly how he will react. Nobody is claiming RCH is a role model..."
Neal Steal-"Except for degenerates like you who look up to immorality...we have a guy who attacks women and a drunk in the ring..."
David Saturn-"Great shot there by Slick one of the purest strikers in the game..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is always thinking about his next shot...in the bar that is! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Slick fires away with another big right hand. Carr retaliates with some weak shots as Slick continues to club away. Slick clubs Carr across the back and as Carr falls to his knees he delivers a blatant low blow. How did the ref fail to spot that? Tracy looks pissed on the apron obviously not wanting to be disqualified (though he probably would have done the same thing)
David Saturn-"Oh my! Such integrity! Look at that Steal surely the wonderful Carr has not just resorted to cheating!"
Neal Steal-"Well only because he has had enough of RCH and Slop's cheating..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes because eyerakes and chokes are so similar to punching someone in the grapefruits! Such a fair comparison..."
Carr charges off the ropes and delivers a bulldog planting Slick into the mat. The first real wrestling move performed by Carr all match. Adkins screams for a tag almost manically and charges in delivering two elbowdrops followed by ferocious stomps. Adkins pulls Slick to his feet and clearly bites him (this ref is blind) before delivering a snap suplex!
David Saturn-"Shades of Mike Tyson there by Adkins...might be a touchy subject comparing him to a rapist after what is Father did..."
Neal Steal-"Like I said before I'll bring your Father back if you don't watch your mouth!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes that Academy award winning performance which had everybody SO convinced..."
Neal Steal-"I'll admit you have hidden your humiliation and distress over last week very well. You don't fool me though!"
Adkins pulls Slick back into his corner and tags in Carr. A clearly irritated Carr heads back into the ring barely having had the chance for a breather. Adkins continues to hold Slick and Carr climbs to the top rope and comes off with a double axe handle to the back. Adkins goes back to the apron. Chop by Carr followed by a standing dropkick!
David Saturn-"Carr himself in trouble with the law this past week. Infact only RCH hasn't been arrested recently out of all 4 of these men..."
Neal Steal-"Well Dustin Weaver's manager Emily should have pressed charges! Plus Tracy was bailed out quickly by Rusty personally...he made Hell and Slop bail themselves out to teach them a valuable lesson..."
David Saturn-"That might have been Hell's first arrest though I know Slick has seen the back of a squad car a few times..."
Neal Steal-"That's for sure. Bar brawling, public urination offences no doubt amongst various other misdemeanours!"
Slick lands near RCH and is able to reach out and make the tag. RCH charges in and delivers two successive uppercuts. RCH hiptosses Carr to the mat and decks Carr with another hard right hand as he rises to his feet. Carr staggers back against the ropes and RCH grabs him by the legs and yanks him hard into the centre of the ring...
David Saturn-"This crowd is so rabid here tonight...maybe sensing a title change in the air..."
Neal Steal-"Which is why beer should not be permitted in a public arena...delusion..."
RCH now stretching on the arms as the crowd yel out in encouragement. Adkins looks almost demented nearly frothing at the mouth in the corner. Why on earth is he so worked up? Adkins eventually charges in nailing RCH in the back. RCH responds by grabbing Adkins, punching him and tossing him to the outside.
Neal Steal-"Well that's just going to piss Adkins off even more! You better look out RCH!"
David Saturn-"Adkins is a sick, deprived human being who should be in a sanitarium not out here in a public facility..."
Neal Steal-"He's more civilised than these people here in Oklahoma that's for sure...why do we have to come to such sick, deprived places? I saw someone taking a drink from the lavatory earlier..."
David Saturn-"...did you have a look in the ladies toilets at all? Still like to do that kind of thing?"
Club to the back by RCH to Carr and then he backs him into the corner. RCH goes to whip Carr towards Adkins for some reason (who knows what RCH is thinking?) but Carr reverses sending RCH into the danger area. RCH staggers forward clutching his back and despite RCH almost fighting it off Carr delivers a spinning neckbreaker!
David Saturn-"Adkins is so reckless..."
Neal Steal-"Let Tracy in the ring! Rusty is your boss now in Mr Megala's absence not Maggia!"
Both men now down looks like Carr hit the back of his head as well there. Adkins screams out and tries to enter the ring which was a stupid decision as the ref blocks him. Behind the refs back Slick comes into the ring and delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER to Carr! Slick quickly exits the ring and RCH makes the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR AND RCH 3
Neal Steal-"Slop had no right to be in the ring! That should have been a disqualification!"
David Saturn-"There's goldfish with a better memory than you..."
Neal Steal-"Look at them celebrating their ill gotten "victory!" Disgusting!"
David Saturn-"They have every right they fully deserved that win after dominating for the majority of the contest."
Neal Steal-"Look at Carr valiantly fighting to his feet after suffering that brutal move..."
After the match is over Robert is staggering around. He goes to Tracy but Tracy just moves away. Carr looks at him.
Robert Carr: WHAT THE HELL......
Tracy glares.
Tracy Adkins: You know Carr our performance could have been a lot better then it was. You are really bulking us down.
Carr becomes livid.
Robert Carr: What! My performance? Who the hell are you kidding Adkins? If you wasn't so hungry trying to draw blood all the time and maim everyone this match could have been finished ten minutes earlier then what it was. Besides I had your back all the way.
Tracy gets in Roberts face.
Tracy Adkins: You claim you're the leader of Sin Carr but everytime you go in that ring nine times out of ten you get your ass handed too you. Not to mention the fact everytime we come to ringside who is following whom and who is actually leading this group behind the scenes too not only at ringside!
Carr goes nose to nose with Adkins.
Robert Carr: Are you saying you can lead SIN better than I can Adkins?
Adkins smirks...
Tracy Adkins: Haven't I been the true leader since I arrived here?
Carr cringes.
Robert Carr: How dare you.....
Before Carr can finish Adkins drops him with a closed fist. Carr goes down but gets back up but as soon as he does Adkins delivers the DECAPITATOR on Carr. As Carr is stunned Adkins throws a challenge to Carr.
Tracy Adkins: Tell you what Carr. Next week on Crash TV you and me one on one for leadership of SIN. I will ever play it fair since you think everyone wants to screw you over. If you win I will stay and take orders from you. If I win you will stay.....and you will do exactly as I order you to do.
Adkins turns to walk away but stops and turns around once again as a stunned Carr looks up at him.
Tracy Adkins: Let be said....Let it be written.
With that Adkins walks away...
David Saturn-"Well Rusty won't like that!"
Neal Steal-"Its only a minor rift with his experience Rusty would have seen it coming before Carr and Adkins did! After their match next week they will be a well oiled machine again!"
David Saturn-"Well they will need to improve their teamwork immensely judging by tonights display! We will be right back in a moment!"
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The scene opens backstage where Roberto Maggia is sitting in his office and doing some work on his laptop. He looks up as Rusty walks in...
Rusty Axel-"Hello young man! I'm Rusty Axel you're going to be working side by side with me from now on!"
Roberto Maggia-"Yes I know who you are..."
Rusty Axel-"Sure you do! Now you're the whizzkid at Megala Enterprises right? Only 18 years old! You must have one hell of a business brain for Silvio to give you that type of authority! The only problem is Roberto you're obviously young and naive! Old Rusty's going to help you out there! Now knowing Silvio like I did last year when we briefly met he's not going to like all this blood and violence going on. Anthony Royal might think its Silvio's doing but I agree with Neal Steal. Hiring people like Naughty Ned we can't have more mistakes like that. I think you're struggling...maybe heart in the right place but its clear you need some help. Old Rusty's gonna be your guiding light. It will be like getting a University degree in rasslin...for FREE!"
Maggia takes his attention away from the laptop and looks Rusty straight in the eye...
Roberto Maggia-"Let me make it clear again. Silvio Megala is not responsible for anything that has happened in AWR over the past few weeks..."
Rusty Axel-"I know that! Its like Neal said he's busy..."
Roberto Maggia-"No you don't understand I AM the power around here..."
Rusty Axel-"There's nothing in professional rasslin that Old Rusty don't understand boy!"
Maggia rolls his eyes...Rusty then looks at his computer quizzically...
Rusty Axel-"What's that thing?"
Roberto Maggia-"Its called a laptop..."
Rusty Axel-"What's wrong with using a good old fashioned pen and paper pad! That's all you ever needed to run a pro rasslin show back in the day! Anyway take my valuable words away with you I hope we can have a long and fruitful working relationship here in AWR young Roberto!"
Rusty leaves as Roberto smirks then rolls his eyes again...
Neal Steal-"How disrespectful for Maggia to eyeball Rusty like that! Show some respect in the presence of wrestling royalty!"
David Saturn-"Judging by that Maggia clearly thinks Rusty is a joke like virtually everybody else..."
Neal Steal-"Either arrogance or trying to hide his fear. Maggia knows now who's calling the shots!"
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Rusty will be very hands on. That is once he finishes with his pet project as it would be too difficult to do more than one thing at once..."
Neal Steal-"That just shows what a fine example of a mentor Rusty wants to be. He will hold back on making improvements to the show for a couple of weeks simply to offer his personal expertise to one lucky individual!"
David Saturn-"Or maybe because he's a fool who has no idea what he's doing! Wait there's some captivating footage of Carr in his locker room..."
We then see Robert Carr reviewing the footage of the previous match and confrontation between him and Adkins. Carr begins yelling from his dressing room.
Robert Carr: God Damn you Tracy Adkins you're on! If I beat you then you remain in SIN and take my orders and if you beat me you get leadership of SIN and I will take orders from you. See you next week bitch.
Dustin Weaver then passes and mutters something under his breath about the noise Carr is making. Then as he turns his back and walks away Carr picks up a chair and bashes Weaver over the head from behind! Weaver falls to the ground and Carr begins laying in stomps. Emily appears screaming and tries to pull Carr away before referees rush in and pull the demented Carr off Weaver. The scene then cuts to Saturn and Steal...
David Saturn-"Well that wasn't called for but Weaver is rather condescending..."
Neal Steal-"Robert is just angry I'm sure he will shake hands with Dustin later and all will be just fine..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure Weaver will take kindly to being bashed in the head...wait he's supposed to be up in the ring next!"
Neal Steal-"Well I feel sorry for Weaver but Rusty used to have to deal with all sorts back in the day...I'm sure Dustin will be alright he's a fine wrestler..."
David Saturn-"Don't you mean "rassler?"
VS
From Fort Worth, Texas...Vincent...MATTHEWS!!!
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"Well we haven't seen Weaver in the past week at all. I wouldn't be betting on him here against Vincent Matthews who has won world championships in highly reputable federations..."
Neal Steal-"This is RCH and Slop's fault. Provoking Carr with their cheating and he lashed out at Weaver. Afterwards Weaver should be looking for RCH and Slop...he's had issues with both of them in recent weeks and they are still causing trouble for him tonight."
Weaver comes staggering out to the ring obviously still suffering from the effects of that chairshot by Carr. He barely seems to know where he is as Emily follows and tries to persuade Dustin to go backstage as he's clearly in no condition to wrestle. Weaver enters the ring and takes a feeble swipe at Matthews who immediately hits Weaver with the CYCLONIC MOVEMENT!!! Matthews with the cover...1,2...3!!! That must be the quickest AWR pinfall on record but entirely due to Robert Carr!
WINNER BY PINFALL: VINCENT MATTHEWS
Neal Steal-"WOW! I knew it might be one sided because of that backstage incident caused by RCH and Slop but not that quick!"
David Saturn-"Nobody caused it except Carr and Dustin's own mouth!"
Neal Steal-"Well I'm looking forward to seeing Matthews in some longer matchups..."
David Saturn-"Well actually he was only signed for one match. He's declined a longer contract unfortunately..."
Neal Steal-"What sort of idiot signs someone for one match and gives them a free appearance on Tv before they might head to some other federation. Obviously this is Roberto Maggia's fault..."
David Saturn-"How the hell do you know who's fault it was! Might have been Rusty who signed in after all back in the 70's wrestlers regularly went into territories just for one off appearances. That's the era Rusty is still living in...
Neal Steal-"Maggia has no clue what he's doing. Rusty is going to set him straight..."
David Saturn-"Well we are just moments away from the biggest match we will see on CRASH Tv to date. Fa Sho vs Anthony Royal...NEXT!"