Post by crowley on Aug 19, 2011 14:39:35 GMT -4
The camera enters into a gloomy and mysterious chamber. As the camera searches around the room, it almost seems to get brighter and the area is revealed to be the catacombs of an unknown city. The camera zooms in on some of the coffins displayed on plinths on the walls, but most nameplates are either corroded too dusty to be visible. Suddenly though the camera spots one coffin with its lid slight pulled away, and as it zooms in onto the coffin it is revealed to be empty and has a blank nameplate on it. A large shadow then appears behind the camera and as the camera pans it is revealed that Mr Crowley is standing directly behind the camera. Crowley then steps forward and starts to brush his hand across the coffin.
Crowley: It’s a beautiful piece of craftsmanship isn’t it? It will be such a shame when it is burnt with its occupant when I am finished with them.
Now as much as I had wanted to make that occupant Romeo Damascus, unfortunately due to other circumstances, that’s not been the case. I am sure that now Romeo, you will parade around like an arrogant peacock, telling any peasant who is willing to listen or more likely unable to get away from you that you have pinned myself and it doesn’t matter how it happened as it is now done, and unfortunately you would be correct. You have indeed pinned me and in the records of AWR it will read “Romeo Damascus defeated Mr Crowley via pinfall”. However, even though it is a win, will you ever be truly happy with the way it occurred Romeo? In my years on this vile earth I have seen many tortured artists like yourself and although you have few morals and ideals, the one aim that you all seem to share is perfection. Now even with a win over myself, are you going to be truly happy with the fact that you couldn’t get the job done yourself, as that doesn’t seem much of an accomplishment. I had beaten you down all match and you know deep down in that supposed black heart of yours that I could have beaten you anytime I wanted too, but I got complacent and you got lucky, and I will tell you now that on both accounts those events will not be repeated. So as you celebrate and gloat to your equally disillusioned peers, just remember what I have told you already, and maybe you will think twice before you get too confident in these parts.
But as one opportunity disappears another one comes into view for myself. One Red Randall has already had the audacity to try and belittle me in his first night here and then made the fatal mistake of deciding that the perfect way to make a name for himself is to attempt to take me down. Listen to me Randall and listen closely, as I am a very busy man and don’t like to repeat myself; no man in neither heaven nor earth has ever been able to take me down permanently. I will always come back stronger and more vicious than before, so you actively attempting to incite my rage will result in an untimely ending for yourself and anyone who attempts to save you. For instance you have clearly managed to find someone who is more idiotic than you in Rusty Axel, who now thinks that the two of you can climb the AWR food chain by stepping over me first. Well I have some unfortunate news for you Rusty, I am a much bigger predator than anything you or Randall has ever seen before, I am bigger than you, I am more powerful than you and most importantly I am more violent than the two of you and the day that the two of you square up to me face to face will be the day that the carpenters get an order for two new coffins. Oh but wait, that day isn’t too far into the future is it? It’s merely days away when I face you Randall in a Falls Count Anywhere match, now was it really wise of you to accept a challenge made by myself in such a violent match type. You have already seen what I could do to a much better opponent than you in a normal match, now I’m going to be in a match where there are no rules to stop me from tearing you limb from limb Randall, and if your new friend wants to come out and play, then I’m sure I can send him with you to where you are going as well.
You have made a serious mistake Red Randall and on Tuesday night you will pay the ultimate price for it, and soon you will be yet another inhabitant of this place, before you are brought to the crematorium, so that not only will your soul burn in the fires of hell, but your flesh will burn on this mortal earth.
Welcome to Hell Randall.
Mr Crowley smiles sadistically into the camera before slowly backing away from the camera and then walking deeper into the catacombs and disappearing from view as the camera fades to black.
Crowley: It’s a beautiful piece of craftsmanship isn’t it? It will be such a shame when it is burnt with its occupant when I am finished with them.
Now as much as I had wanted to make that occupant Romeo Damascus, unfortunately due to other circumstances, that’s not been the case. I am sure that now Romeo, you will parade around like an arrogant peacock, telling any peasant who is willing to listen or more likely unable to get away from you that you have pinned myself and it doesn’t matter how it happened as it is now done, and unfortunately you would be correct. You have indeed pinned me and in the records of AWR it will read “Romeo Damascus defeated Mr Crowley via pinfall”. However, even though it is a win, will you ever be truly happy with the way it occurred Romeo? In my years on this vile earth I have seen many tortured artists like yourself and although you have few morals and ideals, the one aim that you all seem to share is perfection. Now even with a win over myself, are you going to be truly happy with the fact that you couldn’t get the job done yourself, as that doesn’t seem much of an accomplishment. I had beaten you down all match and you know deep down in that supposed black heart of yours that I could have beaten you anytime I wanted too, but I got complacent and you got lucky, and I will tell you now that on both accounts those events will not be repeated. So as you celebrate and gloat to your equally disillusioned peers, just remember what I have told you already, and maybe you will think twice before you get too confident in these parts.
But as one opportunity disappears another one comes into view for myself. One Red Randall has already had the audacity to try and belittle me in his first night here and then made the fatal mistake of deciding that the perfect way to make a name for himself is to attempt to take me down. Listen to me Randall and listen closely, as I am a very busy man and don’t like to repeat myself; no man in neither heaven nor earth has ever been able to take me down permanently. I will always come back stronger and more vicious than before, so you actively attempting to incite my rage will result in an untimely ending for yourself and anyone who attempts to save you. For instance you have clearly managed to find someone who is more idiotic than you in Rusty Axel, who now thinks that the two of you can climb the AWR food chain by stepping over me first. Well I have some unfortunate news for you Rusty, I am a much bigger predator than anything you or Randall has ever seen before, I am bigger than you, I am more powerful than you and most importantly I am more violent than the two of you and the day that the two of you square up to me face to face will be the day that the carpenters get an order for two new coffins. Oh but wait, that day isn’t too far into the future is it? It’s merely days away when I face you Randall in a Falls Count Anywhere match, now was it really wise of you to accept a challenge made by myself in such a violent match type. You have already seen what I could do to a much better opponent than you in a normal match, now I’m going to be in a match where there are no rules to stop me from tearing you limb from limb Randall, and if your new friend wants to come out and play, then I’m sure I can send him with you to where you are going as well.
You have made a serious mistake Red Randall and on Tuesday night you will pay the ultimate price for it, and soon you will be yet another inhabitant of this place, before you are brought to the crematorium, so that not only will your soul burn in the fires of hell, but your flesh will burn on this mortal earth.
Welcome to Hell Randall.
Mr Crowley smiles sadistically into the camera before slowly backing away from the camera and then walking deeper into the catacombs and disappearing from view as the camera fades to black.