Post by RCH3 on Oct 6, 2012 2:12:18 GMT -4
The Hatchet Warrior and The Sexy Beast did just what they said they would on Crash TV… They went out there and Flip some damn Bitch Boy’s wigs. The Wig Doctor’s have made there mark on AWR… You heard me The Wig Doctor‘s that‘s what The Hatchet Warrior and The Sexy Beast as called when they team…. Now they may break the rules still the fan love them as really how could the fans hate the Wig Doctor‘s they are just what the fans here at AWR need. A team that willing to go out there and put on one hell of a show just for the fans… now Slick “The Sexy Beast” Doctor knew with the Hatchet Warrior on his side the match was already in the bag. As did The Hatchet Warrior. Now after what has happen who dares step up and face the Wig Doctor’s… is there really anyone apart of the AWR that really dares step u…. I don‘t think so…. Why?… because in the end which ever two bitch boy’s dare step up to them are just going to get there Wig Flipped by the Wig Doctor’s
Welcome Boy and girls this week we find are Hatchet Warrior walking into a comic book store… Yeah that’s right there still around… get off the computer once and get out of the house and just maybe you‘ll see one. The Hatchet Warrior enters the store, we see the Hatchet Warrior is wearing his Warrior paint as if he takes it off also has on a black shirt with “Wig Doctor’s” in white across the chest and blue jeans with his custom green Van shoes. The Hatchet Warrior makes his way to the new comic for this week rack as he begins to grabs comic, other people look at The Hatchet Warrior and just stare at him as he begins to grab some of the comics off the wall. Like Batman… No shit right. Catwomen…. MEOOOOW… Vemon… Tank Girl…. Hey she may look different now but she still smells bad…. What?…. Alan Martin the guy who write the damn book even said so on face book go look…. Well go I’m waiting….Wait no stay here… The Hatchet Warrior also grabs Deadpool… Not like that the comic bitch boy. The Hatchet Warrior goes to pay for his comic when the working there knows who the Hatchet Warrior is.
Comic Book Guy
No way…. RCH3... In my store
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
The one and Mother fucking only….
Comic Book Guy
Will you sign my batman comic?
RCH3 raises a eye borrow again he is no Rock
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Yeah sure anything for someone who is the fan of the Hatchet Warrior.
The comic book guy grab his own copy of batman and place it down in front of the Hatchet Warrior. The Hatchet Warrior pulls out of mark and signs the comic
Comic book Guy
So why are you even in here RCH3?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I thought it would be a good way to get inside my opponent head this week, since well he’s kind of different bred. Really not a normal man.
The Comic book guy give the Hatchet Warrior and look a look as if he’s normal
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
The thing is… by reading the comic I’m getting here, it’s going to help me understand my opponent even better then anyone else has. I’m still going to train for my match and see what moves the he likes to look for but sometimes you need to get into your opponents head and well that’s going to be hard.
Comic book Guy
Well thanks for coming in RCH3 and the comics are on the house just come back
The Hatchet Warrior smiles as he grabs he’s comics and makes his way out
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Thanks I’ll stop in again just make sure you get more Tank girl and you better believe I’ll be back
The Hatchet Warrior leaves as it fades away only to reopen with the Hatchet Warrior sitting down in chair reading one of the comics as the rest on a coffee table in front of the Hatchet Warrior which also has a can of Mello Yello next to The Hatchet Warrior in a different chair is Wig Flipper. The Hatchet Warrior puts the comic down and looks over at Wig Flipper
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
I think I’m ready for the likes of Fa Sho… .What do you think Wig?
He’s still looking at the hatchet.
…..No I get that Wig… sure just read some comic isn’t really enough to understand a man like Fo Show. But still I feel it just I need to get the edge on him. I know I can beat him… it’s just who am I going to get. That’s what I’m really worried about it. As that’s what changes the match and everything that could happen on Crash. Then again maybe I don’t have what it takes to beat Fo Show
The Hatchet Warrior looks down at the floor
Maybe it’s time we bring back Darko?
The Hatchet Warrior acts as if he just got smacked and falls out of the chair
What the hell was that for?
He gets up and sits back down as he looks back over at Wig Flipper the hatchet that still just sitting in the chair.
Look here Wig…. Darko maybe uncontrollable…. But that’s only if your not around and well look here sitting right there enjoying a Mello Yello. Just maybe Darko is the right man for th…
Again The Hatchet Warrior act as if he gets smacked only three times and again falls out of the chair
Jesus and little baby Jesus… will you stop smacking me Wig!
The Hatchet Warrior sits back down in the chair
Ok I get it no need for us to bring back Darko the ScareKrow
The Hatchet Warrior look over at Wig Flipper
What.. So now you do think I can beat Fo Show…. Great… now I’m not sure if I really can…. Not many time your on my side about my opponent which is way I try to prove you wrong but now… now your on my side…Just great… now I’m going to have to rethink this match.
The Hatchet Warrior gets up and begins to pace back and forth between the chairs
No…No… it doesn’t even matter if you think I can win… because I know I can win this match. I have what it takes to beat the likes of Fo Show. I’ll do whatever it takes to win this match and make damn sure I flip his damn wig because that’s just what I do!
The Hatchet Warrior stops in front of the chair that Wig Flipper is in he looks down at Wig Flipper
Look here Wig… I will win this match and I’m happy your finally on my side for once so how about we do what we do best next time on Crash TV and flip some god damn Bitch Boy Wigs…. Only this time it’s FO SHOWS !
The Hatchet Warrior picks up wig flipper and spins around and looks dead ahead as if he knew he was being taped the whole time
RCH3 "The Hatchet Warrior"
So I get Fa Sho this week… Well as I like to call him Fo Show because he is Fo Show one of the best of the best in the ring. This guy really has done it all and more. List of matches with headliners he faces and titles he won. Shit I was just a rookie when I first saw one of Fo Show matches and god damn did he rip the roof off that place. Him and Bloodbath going at it are some of the few match I’ll always remember and god damn were those match good. You know damn well Fo Show all I want from you is your best and I know that’s just what you are going to bring. Because I want to rip the roof off at Crash TV.
Fo Show last week you almost won the AWR World title from that damn Bitch boy Royal. Man I was pulling for you in the back and really thought you had that bitch boy number. Still at the end you came up short Fo Show. You really didn’t have what it takes to become Champion against Royal… and well I guess your just not the same Fo Show I remember… Look at you bitch boy… There’s no way you should of lost that match against Royal and yet you some how pulled a lose out of your ass. I want to kick your ass for losing that match and well I’m going to get that chance come Crash TV. Still what the fuck happen Fo Show. Your always ready for a title match and you just didn’t seem like your self out there. Maybe you just had to many things on your mind. Which I guess I understand… hard to think when your mind is running and not thinking clear with some many things going on. Ok right now the gloves come off Fo Show…. I may have respect for you as a wrestler but all that mean is I just want to kick your ass even more. How could I not want a win over you Fo Show? That alone under my belt is something I want and so far look like a few people have already done this here in AWR. Look here Fo Show you can bring up NIWF and the past all you want… still it’s not going to better as this is AWR and that was the past and this is NOW bitch boy. You have never faced me since I broke out and became what I am today… The Hatchet Warrior… Many people fear having to face the likes of me… yet you stepped right up and took me on Fo Show… Are you really sure you are ready for the Hatchet Warrior Bitch boy. Don’t you dare over look the Hatchet Warrior Fo Show as there’s no way I will over look this match. This will be something I’ll remember for a long time as it will be the day the Hatchet Warrior gets to flip Fo Show’s bitch boy wig all over the ring, and just hearing all of the Hatchet Warrior’s fan screaming for more will be music to my ears. But lets get to all three of you and not just you Fo Show.
Fa Sho… really your not the brains or the muscle in this group are you Fa Sho… you really nothing more here for….SHOW…. Fo Show… Really Fa Sho what do you do for the group other then nothing… I mean really you are here for no other reason then For Show…. Ha did It again. Now… I don’t care if I have to flip your wig all over the ring from left to right and up and down because that’s just what I’m going to do to you come Crash TV. Now Fa Sho tell Kris and Destiny that the Hatchet Warrior is coming for all three of your wigs and there’s not a damn thing that’s going to stop The Hatchet Warrior from doing so… Not you… Not Kris and not even Destiny.
Destiny… the Muscle of the group… sure your strong and blah blah… yet the Hatchet Warrior has speed… there is no match for the Hatchet Warrior’s quickness. I live out in the Dark Forest and I have to work to survive out there. Not like I have a target next door to get food. I hurt for what I have and use what I can find. Which is why I do whatever it take in a match to win. As that’s how I survive. I’ve face many others with more muscle and stronger then you Destiny and I have came out on top. As it’s doesn’t matter how strong you really are it’s about finding that opening and making it count… and damn sure your opponent is down for the count. So go ahead Destiny so what kind of fate you really have against the Hatchet Warrior. As your Destiny may just be getting your Wig flipped Bitch boy.
Now we come to Kris, a brain around two fool. I guess it easy for you to be brains right Kris… I mean Destiny no sharp knife and well Fa Sho he’s miss some screws if you ask me… So it’s easy to make you out as the brain of this little group you have going on here. So I beg you Kris get inside my head Bitch boy….. Make this Hatchet Warrior break and crumble under your power… it’s just to bad that’s not going to happen as well We already have you figured out Kris. I’m already inside your head Kris and you already know you can’t win this match. You couldn’t even beat Royal. So what really makes you think you stand a chance against the Hatchet Warrior…. How been burning it up here in AWR. There’s not a damn person that can stop me. Now I did lose a tag team match… Chair shot… Jay Comb sucks… what can I say. Still look at what I have done in singles match Kris… No one has beat me and you won’t be the first. It’s just to bad you three didn’t take The Wig Doctor’s on as that would of really been some wig splitting fun for the Hatchet Warrior and the Sexy Beast. Still you are to smart to face the likes of us Kris. Which is really why you jumped all over a chance to face the Hatchet Warrior. Look here Kris… I want you think about something… who is the next person in line for a World title after you failed against Royal…. Well bitch boy it’s none other then The Hatchet Warrior. Just think about it Bitch boy who else here in AWR has yet to lose a single match other then the Hatchet Warrior so what that mean is I’m next in line for a title after you failed to take the AWR World Title away from Royal. I mean do you really think you have what it takes to beat the Hatchet Warrior? Come on Kris think about it… after all you’re the brain… there’s just no way you can beat the Hatchet Warrior. I’ve been on a roll and well you come up short when it matters don’t you Kris. The thing is Kris… I’m better then Royal and if you can’t beat him how do you expect to beat the Hatchet Warrior. Just face it Kris… Fo Sho… Destiny…. There’s nothing you can do from stopping the one and mother fucking only Master of flipping wigs from doing what he does best…. Flipping wigs…. You three just happen to be the next in line for….
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Welcome Boy and girls this week we find are Hatchet Warrior walking into a comic book store… Yeah that’s right there still around… get off the computer once and get out of the house and just maybe you‘ll see one. The Hatchet Warrior enters the store, we see the Hatchet Warrior is wearing his Warrior paint as if he takes it off also has on a black shirt with “Wig Doctor’s” in white across the chest and blue jeans with his custom green Van shoes. The Hatchet Warrior makes his way to the new comic for this week rack as he begins to grabs comic, other people look at The Hatchet Warrior and just stare at him as he begins to grab some of the comics off the wall. Like Batman… No shit right. Catwomen…. MEOOOOW… Vemon… Tank Girl…. Hey she may look different now but she still smells bad…. What?…. Alan Martin the guy who write the damn book even said so on face book go look…. Well go I’m waiting….Wait no stay here… The Hatchet Warrior also grabs Deadpool… Not like that the comic bitch boy. The Hatchet Warrior goes to pay for his comic when the working there knows who the Hatchet Warrior is.
Comic Book Guy
No way…. RCH3... In my store
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
The one and Mother fucking only….
Comic Book Guy
Will you sign my batman comic?
RCH3 raises a eye borrow again he is no Rock
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Yeah sure anything for someone who is the fan of the Hatchet Warrior.
The comic book guy grab his own copy of batman and place it down in front of the Hatchet Warrior. The Hatchet Warrior pulls out of mark and signs the comic
Comic book Guy
So why are you even in here RCH3?
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Well I thought it would be a good way to get inside my opponent head this week, since well he’s kind of different bred. Really not a normal man.
The Comic book guy give the Hatchet Warrior and look a look as if he’s normal
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior
The thing is… by reading the comic I’m getting here, it’s going to help me understand my opponent even better then anyone else has. I’m still going to train for my match and see what moves the he likes to look for but sometimes you need to get into your opponents head and well that’s going to be hard.
Comic book Guy
Well thanks for coming in RCH3 and the comics are on the house just come back
The Hatchet Warrior smiles as he grabs he’s comics and makes his way out
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
Thanks I’ll stop in again just make sure you get more Tank girl and you better believe I’ll be back
The Hatchet Warrior leaves as it fades away only to reopen with the Hatchet Warrior sitting down in chair reading one of the comics as the rest on a coffee table in front of the Hatchet Warrior which also has a can of Mello Yello next to The Hatchet Warrior in a different chair is Wig Flipper. The Hatchet Warrior puts the comic down and looks over at Wig Flipper
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”
I think I’m ready for the likes of Fa Sho… .What do you think Wig?
He’s still looking at the hatchet.
…..No I get that Wig… sure just read some comic isn’t really enough to understand a man like Fo Show. But still I feel it just I need to get the edge on him. I know I can beat him… it’s just who am I going to get. That’s what I’m really worried about it. As that’s what changes the match and everything that could happen on Crash. Then again maybe I don’t have what it takes to beat Fo Show
The Hatchet Warrior looks down at the floor
Maybe it’s time we bring back Darko?
The Hatchet Warrior acts as if he just got smacked and falls out of the chair
What the hell was that for?
He gets up and sits back down as he looks back over at Wig Flipper the hatchet that still just sitting in the chair.
Look here Wig…. Darko maybe uncontrollable…. But that’s only if your not around and well look here sitting right there enjoying a Mello Yello. Just maybe Darko is the right man for th…
Again The Hatchet Warrior act as if he gets smacked only three times and again falls out of the chair
Jesus and little baby Jesus… will you stop smacking me Wig!
The Hatchet Warrior sits back down in the chair
Ok I get it no need for us to bring back Darko the ScareKrow
The Hatchet Warrior look over at Wig Flipper
What.. So now you do think I can beat Fo Show…. Great… now I’m not sure if I really can…. Not many time your on my side about my opponent which is way I try to prove you wrong but now… now your on my side…Just great… now I’m going to have to rethink this match.
The Hatchet Warrior gets up and begins to pace back and forth between the chairs
No…No… it doesn’t even matter if you think I can win… because I know I can win this match. I have what it takes to beat the likes of Fo Show. I’ll do whatever it takes to win this match and make damn sure I flip his damn wig because that’s just what I do!
The Hatchet Warrior stops in front of the chair that Wig Flipper is in he looks down at Wig Flipper
Look here Wig… I will win this match and I’m happy your finally on my side for once so how about we do what we do best next time on Crash TV and flip some god damn Bitch Boy Wigs…. Only this time it’s FO SHOWS !
The Hatchet Warrior picks up wig flipper and spins around and looks dead ahead as if he knew he was being taped the whole time
RCH3 "The Hatchet Warrior"
So I get Fa Sho this week… Well as I like to call him Fo Show because he is Fo Show one of the best of the best in the ring. This guy really has done it all and more. List of matches with headliners he faces and titles he won. Shit I was just a rookie when I first saw one of Fo Show matches and god damn did he rip the roof off that place. Him and Bloodbath going at it are some of the few match I’ll always remember and god damn were those match good. You know damn well Fo Show all I want from you is your best and I know that’s just what you are going to bring. Because I want to rip the roof off at Crash TV.
Fo Show last week you almost won the AWR World title from that damn Bitch boy Royal. Man I was pulling for you in the back and really thought you had that bitch boy number. Still at the end you came up short Fo Show. You really didn’t have what it takes to become Champion against Royal… and well I guess your just not the same Fo Show I remember… Look at you bitch boy… There’s no way you should of lost that match against Royal and yet you some how pulled a lose out of your ass. I want to kick your ass for losing that match and well I’m going to get that chance come Crash TV. Still what the fuck happen Fo Show. Your always ready for a title match and you just didn’t seem like your self out there. Maybe you just had to many things on your mind. Which I guess I understand… hard to think when your mind is running and not thinking clear with some many things going on. Ok right now the gloves come off Fo Show…. I may have respect for you as a wrestler but all that mean is I just want to kick your ass even more. How could I not want a win over you Fo Show? That alone under my belt is something I want and so far look like a few people have already done this here in AWR. Look here Fo Show you can bring up NIWF and the past all you want… still it’s not going to better as this is AWR and that was the past and this is NOW bitch boy. You have never faced me since I broke out and became what I am today… The Hatchet Warrior… Many people fear having to face the likes of me… yet you stepped right up and took me on Fo Show… Are you really sure you are ready for the Hatchet Warrior Bitch boy. Don’t you dare over look the Hatchet Warrior Fo Show as there’s no way I will over look this match. This will be something I’ll remember for a long time as it will be the day the Hatchet Warrior gets to flip Fo Show’s bitch boy wig all over the ring, and just hearing all of the Hatchet Warrior’s fan screaming for more will be music to my ears. But lets get to all three of you and not just you Fo Show.
Fa Sho… really your not the brains or the muscle in this group are you Fa Sho… you really nothing more here for….SHOW…. Fo Show… Really Fa Sho what do you do for the group other then nothing… I mean really you are here for no other reason then For Show…. Ha did It again. Now… I don’t care if I have to flip your wig all over the ring from left to right and up and down because that’s just what I’m going to do to you come Crash TV. Now Fa Sho tell Kris and Destiny that the Hatchet Warrior is coming for all three of your wigs and there’s not a damn thing that’s going to stop The Hatchet Warrior from doing so… Not you… Not Kris and not even Destiny.
Destiny… the Muscle of the group… sure your strong and blah blah… yet the Hatchet Warrior has speed… there is no match for the Hatchet Warrior’s quickness. I live out in the Dark Forest and I have to work to survive out there. Not like I have a target next door to get food. I hurt for what I have and use what I can find. Which is why I do whatever it take in a match to win. As that’s how I survive. I’ve face many others with more muscle and stronger then you Destiny and I have came out on top. As it’s doesn’t matter how strong you really are it’s about finding that opening and making it count… and damn sure your opponent is down for the count. So go ahead Destiny so what kind of fate you really have against the Hatchet Warrior. As your Destiny may just be getting your Wig flipped Bitch boy.
Now we come to Kris, a brain around two fool. I guess it easy for you to be brains right Kris… I mean Destiny no sharp knife and well Fa Sho he’s miss some screws if you ask me… So it’s easy to make you out as the brain of this little group you have going on here. So I beg you Kris get inside my head Bitch boy….. Make this Hatchet Warrior break and crumble under your power… it’s just to bad that’s not going to happen as well We already have you figured out Kris. I’m already inside your head Kris and you already know you can’t win this match. You couldn’t even beat Royal. So what really makes you think you stand a chance against the Hatchet Warrior…. How been burning it up here in AWR. There’s not a damn person that can stop me. Now I did lose a tag team match… Chair shot… Jay Comb sucks… what can I say. Still look at what I have done in singles match Kris… No one has beat me and you won’t be the first. It’s just to bad you three didn’t take The Wig Doctor’s on as that would of really been some wig splitting fun for the Hatchet Warrior and the Sexy Beast. Still you are to smart to face the likes of us Kris. Which is really why you jumped all over a chance to face the Hatchet Warrior. Look here Kris… I want you think about something… who is the next person in line for a World title after you failed against Royal…. Well bitch boy it’s none other then The Hatchet Warrior. Just think about it Bitch boy who else here in AWR has yet to lose a single match other then the Hatchet Warrior so what that mean is I’m next in line for a title after you failed to take the AWR World Title away from Royal. I mean do you really think you have what it takes to beat the Hatchet Warrior? Come on Kris think about it… after all you’re the brain… there’s just no way you can beat the Hatchet Warrior. I’ve been on a roll and well you come up short when it matters don’t you Kris. The thing is Kris… I’m better then Royal and if you can’t beat him how do you expect to beat the Hatchet Warrior. Just face it Kris… Fo Sho… Destiny…. There’s nothing you can do from stopping the one and mother fucking only Master of flipping wigs from doing what he does best…. Flipping wigs…. You three just happen to be the next in line for….
RCH3 “The Hatchet Warrior”