Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 11, 2012 18:50:09 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #18
LIVE!
David Saturn-"We are live on the CRASH coming to you tonight from Buffalo, New York!"
Neal Steal-"Tonight we will see the number 1 contender as dictated by Roberto Maggia in action...RCH3 vs Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"A few new names will be in action PLUS the leadership of SIN is on the line!"
Neal Steal-"Speaking of SIN a close associate of both Adkins and Carr has joined us at ringside! We have been graced by the presence of a true legend!"
The camera zooms out a bit more to reveal Rusty Axel. We hear some boos in the background
Rusty Axel-"Well its a pleasure to be out here with YOU Neal Steal. Not so much with you Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well that's ruined my night...are you going to be out here for the whole show?"
Rusty Axel-"No Old Rusty will be out here for just the first couple of bouts...got a show to run!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you ask a question to Rusty in that tone Saturn! Show some respect for wrestling royalty!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Red Randal..."
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"How do you feel about Carr and Adkins getting it on later tonight..."
Rusty Axel-"Don't make lewd jokes Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Not in that way obviously...I meant in the ring!"
Neal Steal-"Then say the word "ring" when making a statement like that Saturn!"
Rusty Axel-"Well they have obviously had a few disagreements. There's nothing wrong however with two spirited individuals having a disagreement! It happens all the time in teams it will just build character! How better to settle things than with a good ol' fashioned rasslin match!"
David Saturn-"Its no disqualification..."
Rusty Axel-"Oh"
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
Rusty Axel-"This boy Weaver coming off two straight losses he really need a W in his record book here tonight!"
David Saturn-"A win you mean...how about you specify exactly what you mean?"
Neal Steal-"He's a legend! You should be honoured and blessed to be enlightened with his wrestling knowledge!"
David Saturn-"Well it will be more than I get from you at least that's for sure..."
Rusty Axel-"Weaver really needs to get that big W but I'm predicting Randal for the win here tonight. Old Rusty has full confidence in that boy! He was a fine tag partner..."
Randal stupidly charges right at Weaver repeating his mistake from 2 weeks ago that ultimately saw him lose to Anthony Royal. 3 straight punches follow by Weaver then he goes to whip the bigger Randal off the ropes. Randal reverses the whip, Weaver charges back and Randal knocks him down with a shoulder charge. Weaver backs into the corner intelligent move as Randal makes the same error again...
Rusty Axel-"Even that woman ain't with Weaver at ringside tonight. Probably another gold digger...no place for women at ringside anyway this is professional rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Randal finally connects with Weaver at last...think he would learn from his mistakes. Of course you would know all about learning from errors Rusty with your "stunning" record..."
Neal Steal-"You watch your mouth Saturn! We have some law and order around here at last you're not going to get away with sarcastic comments on Rusty's watch!"
Kicks to the ribs by Weaver but Randal again reverses a whip this time into the corner. Randal charges again and this time he crashes right into Weaver. Another whip into the corner, Weaver charges out recklessly and Randal knocks him down with a clothesline. BIG elbowdrop by Randal and the cover...1,2...and a kickout. Weaver whipped into the corner but Randal stupidly charges again and gets caught by Weaver't boots...
David Saturn-"Randal not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer..."
Rusty Axel-"He might not be of average IQ but he's a big rugged individual. That's all you need in the pro rasslin business Saturn. By rugged I don't mean he's one of those steroid riddled monsters..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that nutcase Flammenkrieg hasn't returned and Hell isn't here tonight either! Lets get back to good old fashioned rasslers in the ring!"
David Saturn-"Oh so now you're saying "rassler" all of a sudden. Was always wrestler before..."
How many times is Randal going to repeat that error? Especially one that may have cost him the world title. Weaver connects with a weak clothesline then tries to take out Randal's legs with kicks. Weaver then tries to punch Randal in the face but Randal staggers him with a headbutt. Weaver is knocked to the ground. Weaver starts to rise to his feet and Randal applies an armbar...suddenly the bell rings!!!
David Saturn-"What the...why did the bell ring?"
Rusty Axel-"Do your job and watch the matches Saturn its clear what just happened! That boy Weaver just submitted!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly I heard Weaver there...you're supposed to spot these things as play by play man Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I never heard Weaver give up! Neither did anyone else in this crowd! I guess we knows what the "scratch your back" reference was all about now don't we?"
WINNER BY "SUBMISSION" RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-"Why is Dustin complaining to the ref? The ref isn't the one who just submitted..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly that young man needs to look at his own shortcomings..."
David Saturn-"You're obviously still affiliated with SIN you just screwed Weaver here! The last thing we need is another Canadian wrestler moaning about being screwed for years!"
Weaver looks completely bemused. He heads to the outside and starts complaining to Rusty. Meanwhile Randal is picking up a chair! Randal then charges and bashes Weaver right over the head with the chair! Randal laughs as he walks away while the ref tries to revive Weaver...he's out cold. Meanwhile the head of talent relations does absolutely nothing...
David Saturn-"Aren't you going to do something about that?"
Rusty Axel-"Nope!"
David Saturn-"What sort of answer is that? You're going on about law and order you saw what Randal just did!"
Rusty Axel-"That boy sure loves his chairs!"
Neal Steal-"Nobody swings a chair like Randal right Rusty! Or uses them more...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Roberto Maggia has been delayed arriving here tonight...this wouldn't have happened on his watch I bet..."
Neal Steal-"He's late! Look at Rusty when was he ever late? Never!"
Rusty Axel-"That's right...I'll be having a young with young Roberto about his timekeeping!"
David Saturn-"Well he can't control flights being delayed! He might be here before this evening is over...we will be back in a few moments...
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From Great Britain...Daniel...KROSS!!!
David Saturn-"So what about this pet project you were talking about? It won't be Randal you already think he's the finished article for some reason. I might have said Weaver but you don't normally let people be bashed in the head with a chair if they are your project..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Maybe its this man Daniel Kross..."
Rusty Axel-"Nope it ain't him...as a matter of fact here he comes now!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"So Rattlesnake is your pet project?"
Rusty Axel-"Are you deaf? Old Rusty just said he was!"
Neal Steal-"Pay attention Saturn! You're missing everything here tonight we are tired of covering for your mistakes..."
David Saturn-"So why have you selected Rattlesnake for your personal attention then?"
Lockup and Rattlesnake surprisingly executes a takedown perhaps aware of the all round European style Kross is reported to specialise in. A quick reversal by Kross and Snake quickly gets to his feet with Kross applying an armbar. Nice reversal by Snake but technical hold wrestling isn't his strong point and Kross reverses again. Rattlesnake takes the more direct route with an elbow to the face...
Rusty Axel-"Rattlesnake was selected as he's a little rough around the edges and needs to be guided in that direction...Old Rusty is gonna help him out! Teach him some new rasslin skills..."
Neal Steal-"He's a brawler and Rusty is going to turn him into a finely tuned technical master!"
David Saturn-"Yes because Rusty has used such a "technical" style in the past...does Snake know about this?"
Rusty Axel-"No he does not but I didn't want to put too much pressure on him to impress. I wanted him to do this on his own without knowing he's my pet project..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that's what a great coach does tries and takes the pressure off his players. Rusty is doing that tonight for his pet project!"
Kross falls to his knees and Rattlesnake clubs him hard across the back. Snake repeats it as Kross tries to rise then he punches Kross in the head. Whip off the ropes by Snake, Kross charges back and Snake scoops him up looking for a powerslam. Kross slips down Snake's back grabs the waist but Snake holds onto the ropes preventing himself from being rolled up...
David Saturn-"So why do you think Rattlesnake is a little rough around the edges? He's a brawler yes but he has a decent win/loss record there are worse wrestlers..."
Rusty Axel-"He needs to cut down on some of that vulgar language. He's been cursing all the way through this match...that's why he's a project this won't be stamped out overnight but over time it will..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly the big money goes to rasslers like Mr Royal who understand the corporate ins and outs of the rasslin business...I'm sure Rattlesnake will be most grateful and humbled by this tremendous opportunity!"
David Saturn-"Stop sucking up to Rusty with this "rassler" crap you have never pronounced it like that in your life!"
Kross again charges off the ropes and catches Snake with a flying crossbody! 1...and Snake kicks out. Snake charges as he gets to his feet but runs straight into an armdrag takedown! Kross keeps hold of the arm as Rattlesnake manages to back him into the corner. The ref breaks it up then Snake drives his head hard right into the ribs of Kross...
Rusty Axel-"See Rattlesnake is using some more technical holds in this bout. He's out to impress Old Rusty just knowing I'm at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"He will feel so honoured and privileged that you have selected him..."
David Saturn-"How do you know that! The man hasn't even been told Rusty is now taking such close interest...you're supposed to help run the whole show not look out for a select few. In Randal's case at least he wants your help!"
Rusty Axel-"Its a good thing Old Rusty won't be providing color commentary all night boy otherwise this chair would probably be bashed over your head!"
Rattlesnake certainly would prefer to stay on a vertical base and he pounds on Kross into the corner. Front facelock applied by Snake followed by a suplex. Well executed and Snake with a snapmare and a kneedrop to the face. 1,2...kickout by Kross and Snake swears at the ref for some reason. Not wise to risk a DQ but we know what Rattlesnake is like with his constant cursing...
Neal Steal-"See that swearing again? That's what you're going to stamp out right Rusty? How are you going to do it you might have to rough him up now and then. Or are you going to take a more fatherly route?"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty ain't gonna give away the tricks of the trade for free! So many people think they can promote rasslin these days only a select few make money in this business..."
David Saturn-"Hardly swimming in a pit of gold judging by your win/loss record then..."
Neal Steal-"Show this legend some respect for goodness sake! I bet you were insolent to your teachers at school Rusty knows more about rasslin than you ever will!"
Kicks to the ribs by Snake as he pulls Kross to his feet. He then chokes Kross over the middle rope which is quickly broken up. Snake goes to ram Kross head first into the turnbuckle but Snake has his head rammed into it instead! Hard shot to the face followed by another then Kross whips Snake off the ropes. Snake charges back as Kross is too obvious looking for a back body drop...
Rusty Axel-"Too obvious there boy...he seemed aloof and very quiet in the locker room earlier. Didn't seem too grateful for the opportunity you need to shake hands with everyone when you're the new boy..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe he's just nervous..."
Neal Steal-"You need to carry yourself with some swagger and confidence. Mr Royal does that even idiots like that drunk Slop have swagger and confidence when they make their way out here...though in Slop's case he is probably trying not to fall over while he's drunk..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rattlesnake looks like he's going for a suplex but instead drops Kross face first into the canvas. Stomp to the head and Snake grins as he begins taunting Kross and gives him the middle finger salute. Rattlesnake kicks Kross in the gut...STUNNER!!! Rattlesnake with the pin...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
Rusty Axel-"A fine performance! I'm going to have a word with this boy right now!"
Rusty makes his way into the ring as Rattlesnake climbs the ropes hands raised celebrating his win...
David Saturn-"Lets see what Rattlesnake's response is..."
Neal Steal-"He would have to be a complete idiot not to want help from the wrestling encyclopedia that is Rusty Axel!"
David Saturn-"Oh so the moment he's out of earshot its "wrestling" again now? What a kiss ass!"
Rusty walks over to Snake and puts a arm around his shoulder in a fatherly manner. Snake looks completely bemused as Rusty addresses the crowd...
Rusty Axel-"This is my new pet project...Rattlesnake! I'm going to take you right to the top boy! With my guidance and your untapped talent I could make you unstoppable son! This is a tremendous chance for you so put it here...partner!"
Rusty sticks out his hand for Rattlesnake to shake. Snake pauses for a second, looks at the crowd...STUNNER!!! Rusty writhes on the mat clutching his neck as Snake gives him the middle finger! Rattlesnake calls Rusty a "stupid bastard" as he leaves the ring!
Neal Steal-"What the hell was Rattlesnake thinking? You had some free guidance from RUSTY AXEL you idiot and you turned it down! What an absolute insult to a legend of the game. One of the lowest moments of my broadcasting career..."
David Saturn-"Perhaps Rattlesnake has not forgotten what Rusty and SIN did to him in the past. There's no way he trusts anyone never mind someone who has violently attacked him before..."
Neal Steal-"Well Old Rusty is going to beat some good old fashioned respect out of Rattlesnake for this!"
David Saturn-"We will be right back in just a moment!"
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty holding his neck from the effects of the stunner. He spots Moon Goralyus and Xtreme Steve who for some reason are having a discussion despite being scheduled to wrestle tonight. Rusty makes his way over...
Rusty Axel-"Hey you're Maggia's boys right?"
Rusty continues before giving either time to answer the question...presumably Maggia must have hired Goralyus and Steve.
Rusty Axel-"Looking forward to your match? Maybe a little nervous...
Once again Rusty gives them no time to answer...
Rusty Axel-"Well I'm afraid there won't be one. The World Champion Anthony Royal has just requested interview time so there's no time left to fit you in! Maybe next week guys..."
Both men protest to no avail as Rusty simply turns his back and walks away...
David Saturn-"What sort of talent relations is that? Those two guys were at the arena dressed to wrestle!"
Neal Steal-"Well like Rusty said sometimes there's not enough time..."
David Saturn-"You can't just tell people stuff like that in such an abrupt manner. Not even an apology for wasting their time...Axel wouldn't have done that if he had hired them. This is all a power play we have seen from Rusty here..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Royal obviously couldn't care less about this interview bumping Goralyus and Xtreme Steve from the card...as if he does not have enough Tv time already now he's taking it from others. Maggia will be here soon from what I'm hearing..."
“Say Hello” blares through the PA system as Anthony Royal appears on the stage to a roar of boos from the crowd. He raises his championship belt high above his head, and a smile crosses his face. For the first time in a while, Royal looks happy.
Neal Steal: Here he comes Mr. Royal, fresh off another successful championship defense.
David Saturn: And he was one low blow away from earning a little respect last week.
Royal enters the ring and looks around at the rabid crowd. He appears to be relishing the boos. Royal adjusts the belt on his shoulder, pulls the collar of his sports jacket and raises the mic to his lips, waiting for the boos to die down.
Royal: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a few things I need to address here before you all tonight, but first and foremost I would like to say…I AM STILL YOUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Royal raises his belt high in the air as the crowd explodes with boos. He laughs them off and continues to speak.
Royal: I would like to take this time to address Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny. Kris, I tip my hat to you. Hell of a fight you gave me last week. Hell of an effort, really it was. And you were just that close, weren’t you? But, like I’ve been saying Kris, I am now, and always will be better than you. And this proves that to be absolute fact.
Royal holds his belt up to the camera.
Royal: Moving on from Kris, earlier this week, via Twitter and not to my face like a coward mind you, Roberto Maggia, our “esteemed leader,” announced that I would be defending my championship at Royal Flush, great name by the way, against RCH3. I’m talking to you now clown, you are about to get in way over your head. Ask your tag partner Slick what happens when you step into the ring with me. Let’s get one thing clear RCH3, you are NOT the number one contender to the AWR Championship, no, you’re just a sad little lamb next in line to be slaughtered. You are just my next victim. I’m the AWR Champion RCH3, and you won’t change that.
Royal pauses and once again must wait on the deafening boos.
Royal: But above all, I have one more important thing to address here tonight. Silvio Megala…
Crowd erupts in boos.
Royal: For once, your idiotic boos are justified. That’s right, boo this man! More accurately, boo this worm! Silvio, I’ve been calling you out for weeks, but apparently you haven’t found those shrivelled up little raisins the rest of us refer to as testicles. Not only have you failed to show your face, but you’ve failed to even recognize me. Well Silvio, I’m giving you until Royal Flush to show your face. Either you show up, or I come and find you in whatever filthy hole you’re hiding in. Silvio, one way or another, you will get what is coming to you. One way or another, I’m going to take the knife you planted so firmly in my back and rip your guts out with it. There is no escape from me Silvio. The clock is ticking, you’re move Italian Genius. Ladies and gentlemen, your champ has spoken. Please, try to enjoy the show despite the fact that you won’t be treated to an Anthony Royal match.
With that, “Say Hello” blares through the PA system and Royal drops the mic. He holds his belt in the air and smirks before exiting the ring and heading up the ramp.
David Saturn: Strong words from our champion, some of them even directed at the great Silvio Megala huh Neal? What do you have to say about that?
Neal Steal: …
David Saturn-"Stuck in a hard place Steal? Ha ha...we apparently have time for another commercial already so back in just a few minutes...leadership of SIN on the line...NEXT!"
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We cut backstage where we see Rusty Axel and Al Walters. Anthony Royal can be seen walking away in the background...
Al Walters-"Hello Rusty. What was that conversation all about?"
Rusty Axel-"I was just explaining to Anthony that young Maggia has full authority to make championship matches where the world title is concerned. That authority comes directly from Megala Enterprises. Since the boy didn't request my opinion on RCH3 as the challenger he ain't gonna get any say in what happens next! The following match between Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr won't just be for the leadership of SIN. It will also be for the new AWR CRASH Title!"
Rusty walks away with a smug grin on his face.
David Saturn-"That's ridiculous! How convenient that Rusty selects two SIN wrestlers to compete for the new CRASH title..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia got to choose Mr Royal's opponent without consultation and at least these two look like wrestlers...well Carr certainly does."
David Saturn-"Maggia still not here I'm sure he would have objected to this..."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Thought Adkins actually really liked Carr but now he's just another piece of garbage for Adkins to kick around apparently. Well Carr certainly is garbage..."
Neal Steal-"About time Carr got a championship opportunity. Rusty is just giving him a reward that is long overdue..."
David Saturn-"Well at least they will have to earn the win unlike Randal who is not out here in either corner. This match has even bigger stakes now..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"The CRASH title is not a no disqualification rules championship by default. However this match will be contested under hardcore rules..."
Neal Steal-"A good old fashioned slobberknocker!"
David Saturn-"Hardly fits in with the pure wrestling Rusty spoke of does it?"
Neal Steal-"Maggia forcing it on them no doubt..."
David Saturn-"Actually fool it was Adkins who requested the hardcore stipulation."
Carr climbs up to the top rope and plays to non existent cheers from the crowd. Tracy has thrown a trash can into the ring and raises it. Unfortunately for Adkins he raises the can in front of his face (a big NO NO) and Carr surprises him with a dropkick right on the can! Tracy takes the impact and falls to the mat. Carr delivers a vicious stomp to the head showing these two are not going to go easy on each other...
David Saturn-"Adkins mentioning the Khmer Rouge in his RP. Scary that is the sort of lunatics Adkins looks up too..."
Neal Steal-"I like Tracy but I can't understand why anyone would look up to people like that. The year zero concept was absolutely ludicrous in Cambodia..."
David Saturn-"Maybe one of the stupidest things I've ever heard...other than most of your comments Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn!"
Of course Tracy Adkins has regularly treated his own colleagues like garbage. Surprisingly until now his treatment of Carr seemed good by Tracy's standards. What has been going on behind the scenes and came to a head last week we obviously didn't hear about. Shot to the back by Carr and he drives Adkins head first into the corner. Carr then charges forward, drags Tracy along and hits a running bulldog on the trash can!
David Saturn-"That will leave a mark! I'm surprised Adkins does not brand his followers with some symbol actually he's warped. Wonder how he will feel if he has to follow Carr instead of being the leader. They seemed like joint leaders in the past..."
Neal Steal-"There can only ever be one leader and in this match there can only be one champion. What a special treat for the fans we will be getting free championship matches every week from now on. Not from Mr Royal of course but this title will have to be on the line on every episode of CRASH..."
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with that I just think Rusty has selected these two with ulterior motives. Anyone with a brain can see that..."
Cover by Carr...1,2...and a kickout which unsurprisingly results in Carr moaning to the ref. Carr then picks up a very dirty looking mop (assorted weapons all over the ring) and wipes it in Tracy's face. Carr better hope there's no stench of alcohol on that mop! Otherwise Adkins would go berserk! Carr then hits Adkins in the gut with the solid end and then cracks him over the head.
David Saturn-"Carr is going airborne...missed! Carr taking a chance there I thought he might be more cautious he's always moaned about never getting a shot..."
Neal Steal-"He would look good below Mr Royal on the marquee...but Tracy wouldn't be a bad champion either!"
David Saturn-"Most wrestlers hopefully will get a shot at the CRASH title. It was a concept thought up by Roberto Maggia I believe..."
Neal Steal-"So what? Rusty was happy to have one more singles championship. He isn't a fan of too many belts its untraditional..."
David Saturn-"CRASH Title not exactly a traditional name is it?"
Carr then goes to the top rope looking for a legdrop...misses! Adkins moved out of the way of course and then he bashes Carr over the head with the increasingly dented trash can. Adkins picks up a solid metal tray and bashes Carr over the head with it knocking him down. Adkins throws Carr through the middle rope and to the outside then bashes Carr's head hard into the barricade.
David Saturn-"Carr going to need some excedrin relief after that! Both men certainly not going light here...."
Neal Steal-"Just like Mr Royal however this is being contested with true championship spirit!"
David Saturn-"Royal speaking a few minutes ago if you just tuned in. The blockbuster announcement made that he is challenging Silvio Megala to show his face at the PPV! That does take some guts..."
Neal Steal-"Good. It will prove to Mr Royal that Mr Megala is very much on his side. That is if Mr Megala isn't too busy on that date his schedule is hectic..."
David Saturn-"A massive gamble by Royal and considering the PPV name...quite appropriate..."
Adkins with the pin...1,2...and a kickout by Carr. The ref is then cursed at by Adkins who rolls Carr back into the ring. Adkins picks up another trash can and nails Carr in the back of his head as he is rising to his feet. Carr whipped off the ropes and Adkins delivers s drop toe hold right on the same trash can! Cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up drawing more anger from Adkins.
Neal Steal-"Nobody more deserving than Mr Royal to get his own PPV named after him! Must have been Rusty's idea..."
David Saturn-"Actually I believe its something most of the top guys have as a perk in their contract...NIWF used to have PPVs regularly named after wrestlers nothing wrong with that."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Tracy wants kids considering what he had as a Father but he might not have much choice after that! Ouch..."
David Saturn-"Probably enjoyed it the sicko..."
Adkins makes his way over but Carr discreetly grabs the stick and drives it upwards from under Tracy's legs! Adkins yells out in pain (which he might be enjoying) as Carr continues to thrust the stick upwards. Carr then stretches out Tracy's legs and delivers a legdrop right to the grapefruits! Adkins is down and Carr goes to the outside looking for weapons...or does he have something in mind?
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Carr bringing out the heavy goods!"
David Saturn-"This brings a whole new dimension to a match..."
Carr pulls out a ladder from underneath the ring and takes it into the ring. Shot to the gut and then two shots to the face with the ladder the second of which knocks Adkins back down. Carr places the ladder atop Adkins and comes off the ropes with the legdrop he attempted earlier! This must be academic...1,2...but NO! Tracy kicks out! Tremendous guts there by Adkins kicking out of that...
Neal Steal-"That ref needs to be faster! I do hope Carr wins this nothing against Tracy but Robert has been held back for so long..."
David Saturn-"He's held himself back!"
Neal Steal-"Forced to wrestle against homosexuals who sexually harassed him. Forced to wrestle retards..."
David Saturn-"Oh and Adkins is a perfectly normal, well adjusted human being right!"
Carr screams at the ref again then places the ladder upright. Carr climbs up the ladder right to the very top. Adkins for once shows some common sense rolling outside the ring. He walks around the ring but Carr balances himself on the top rope and comes off with a flying clothesline! More aerial offence than we have seen from Carr recently here but he has always been solid in many styles...
David Saturn-"If Carr wins the title tonight he will have earned it in this contest. Its just Rusty making the match does not sit right with me..."
Neal Steal-"Stop questioning Rusty! I bet he wishes we went back to the old commentary style where people just called the matches. Like Walters does at least and like I always try to do..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You have barely called a hold all night! Don't know names of most of them..."
Carr pulls Adkins back up and rolls him into the ring. Carr begins climbing the ladder as Adkins is struggling to get to his feet. Carr however has forgotten about a fire extinguisher being in the ring and as he jumps off Adins sprays the extingisher! Carr is sprayed in the face and falls to the ground. Adkins then goes for the DECAPITATOR just as he did to Carr last week!
David Saturn-"Carr taken off guard last week but this time he is ready for it!"
Neal Steal-"Carr is finally going to get what he so richly deserves...gold around his waist!"
David Saturn-"Low blow! Shades of your hero Royal right there at least in this match it is legal..."
Carr however again resorts to going downstairs nailing Adkins with a low blow. Carr picks up the extinguisher and sprays Adkins in the face! Adkins staggers round the ring and Carr delivers the PILEDRIVER right onto a steel chair! Carr with the cover...1....2....3!!! Carr is the new CRASH Champion! Carr rises to his feet and grabs the title...has Rusty just driven a further wedge between SIN?
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a wonderful moment for Robert Carr! Finally he can reach for the stars! Only talent like Mr Royal will hold him back now but he's going to be the best of the rest and have a long reign as CRASH champion!"
David Saturn-"Since Rusty is such a great wrestling mind...cough....cough...surely he should realise this may drive a further wedge between Carr and Adkins. You think Tracy will be happy seeing Carr hold that gold and be the LEADER of SIN?"
Neal Steal-"This crowd should be on their feet applauding Robert!"
David Saturn-"That was a good match and Carr pulled this off by himself. No more excuses now..."
Carr celebrates making his way up the ramp. Adkins slowly gets to his feet whether he is more bothered about the leadership or the title we don't now at this point. Adkins glares at Carr as he raises his new belt above his head.
David Saturn-"Well that look speaks volumes..."
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy always has a solemn expression..."
David Saturn-"Looked completely pissed off to me! Back in a few moments!"
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From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Jason Howard first time we have seen him for a couple of weeks..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia has been holding him back no doubt that's who Jason was referring to..."
David Saturn-"Speaking of Maggia he has now arrived in the building...
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
David Saturn-"A mixed reaction here for Ned. A bit like Rattlesnake not everyone is a fan...though Snake will be more popular after shutting Rusty up earlier!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! At least Jason dresses like a wrestler unlike this idiot."
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha looks like he just spotted you Steal!"
Neal Steal-"You better not come over here and touch me you filthy pervert!"
Ned makes a provocative gesture as he enters the ring but Howard manages not to react. Ned then gestures towards Steal who he has some history with. Steal does react standing up and yelling angrily at Ned. As Ned spins round however Howard decks "her" with a vicious clothesline! Steal laughs like a retarded hyena though he was not at fault for the distraction Ned shouldn't have taken focus off Howard...
David Saturn-"Seeing your ass was not a pleasant sight but Ned spanking you is one of my fondest memories..."
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal kicking your butt is one of mine!"
David Saturn-"Well I suppose we are honest with our feelings towards each other...don't think Ned has any feelings for Howard. He seemed to have them for Carr...for some reason..."
Neal Steal-"That's what Jason can do. He can go from wrestling this perverted piece of slime to becoming a champion like Robert just did!"
Hard right hand by Howard knocks Ned back down again. Whip off the ropes and Ned is launched into the air with a baaaccccckkkk body drop! Ned tries to pull himself into the corner and starts blowing kisses trying to agitate Howard despite saying earlier this week she (or should that be he?) wasn't attracted to him. Howard pulls Ned up and whips "her" towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Howard must be humiliated having to wrestle Ned here. Maggia made this match no doubt trying to embarrass him for no reason. People like to make a mockery of Jason for some reason...he's never harmed anyone..."
David Saturn-"He's suffered worse humiliations. He's been focused here...well not so focused there..."
Jason is too obvious however as he looks for another back body drop. Howard stated he is going to beat Ned easily here tonight but that was too predictable. Ned slips underneath Jason's legs and grabs him by the balls! Jason yells out in pain as Ned squeezes (the ref seems unsure whether that warrants a DQ) and then punches Jason in the face.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! I know that thing is male I felt it when he was gyrating in my face that time!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Ned's gyrations are a pretty sight...still he had a decent surgeon certainly looks all woman..."
Neal Steal-"Plastic surgery should be outlawed! Its like a genetic mutation almost!"
Slap to the face by Ned which from anybody else would be seen as an insulting move. Slaps from Ned however are fairly commonplace. Whip off the ropes and Ned clutches his butt as Howard charges back. Ned might be making a reference to Jason's unfortunate laxative incident there. Jason drops to one knee and punches Ned right on the ass!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! That's right Jason teach him a lesson for mocking you like that!"
David Saturn-"I hope Ned does not punch Howard on the ass we wouldn't want him to have another accident..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up about that disgusting thing! Laxatives should also be outlawed me and Howard have both suffered from vulgar pranks with them!"
Ned clutches his ass in pain as Jason delivers two more blows to the butt. Headbutt by Howard and then a blatant low blow! The ref looks like he's about to ring the bell but after thinks twice clearly still wondering if Ned's testicle squeeze should have been a DQ. Jason gyrates in the ring clearly mocking Ned who pulls himself up in the corner...
David Saturn-"That's not a pretty sight either. Enjoy that Steal....got a thing for Howard have you?"
Neal Steal-"I'm happy to see him giving this idiot a taste of their own medicine! Ha ha Ned will need more plastic surgery after that!"
David Saturn-"If there's anyone plastic around here its you!"
Jason grabs Ned by the head and dashes forward...bulldog! Jason raises his hands drawing some boos before going to the top rope. Jason comes off but crashes into the canvas as Ned moves at the last second! Jason clutches his elbow then Ned slaps him hard in the face as he starts to rise to his feet. Ned then gyrates as he stands over Howard...
David Saturn-"Nobody gyrates quite like Ned!"
Neal Steal-"Should be one of Playboy Pete's prostitutes but even that idiot wouldn't have wanted Ned! He's a freak!"
David Saturn-"Who knows what he might do with Jason if he puts him to sleep here!"
Ned then pulls Howard to his feet and goes for the LIP O SUCTION sleeper hold! Jason fights backwards towards the ropes and manages to grab them with both hands. Ned releases the hold but Jason shoves Ned hard to the mat. Rollup ny Howard...feet are on the ropes! 1,2...3!!! The ref failed to spot that blatant cheating by Howard!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON HOWARD
David Saturn-"So Howard predicted an easy win yet he just cheated..."
Neal Steal-"Ned attacking the ref! Disgusting don't be a such loser!"
Jason leaves the ring as Ned points out to the ref that Howard was using the ropes. The ref turns his back but Ned spins him back round and delivers the THERE SHE BLOWS!!! Ned then gyrates over the ref and Ned's music plays annoying Howard who quickly returns to the ring and kicks Ned in the head! Jason's music plays again and he walks back up the ramp grinning...
Neal Steal-"There it is...the winner's music like it should be!"
David Saturn-"Right. Well we have one more commercial. Coming up next is the main event...RCH3 vs Fa Sho!"
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The scene goes backstage where we see Roberto Maggia
talking to the pyrotechnic crew. He rolls his eyes as Rusty approaches...
Rusty Axel-"Hey young Roberto! Can Old Rusty catch a quick word?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well you might as well seeing as you're here..."
Rusty Axel-"I've been meaning to have a word about these pyromaniacs. It sounds like being at a bomb disposal unit with all these explosions going off. Old Rusty's eardrums are taking a real battering!"
Roberto Maggia-"Well it adds to the spectacle the fans like the big production entrances..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I don't think we need it. How much expense is this taking out of the company..."
Roberto Maggia-"The tab goes to Megala Enterprises they set the production budget."
Rusty Axel-"Well we should be using that to train up young rasslers or something. There's a real problem with the production lines in this country since all the territories died. Travesty that was..."
Roberto Maggia-"It was always inevitable with cable Tv. The network like the big production values you need them on Tv these days its the 21st century not 1979..."
Rusty Axel-"All we need is a ring and some good ol' fashioned rasslin! When I'm done with that Rattlesnake boy I'm going to be ringing the changes around here! You just listen to old Rusty young man and all will be well! We need gritty production not all this slick gloss..."
Roberto Maggia-"We do have a raw image. Its not like other wrestling shows that have lost their way and look more like an episode of American Idol..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes well there's still some room for improvement. Also I've been meaning to talk about catering we don't need all this fancy cuisine. Six pack of beers was all we needed back in the day. Also what about the..."
Maggia suddenly points to a young woman who is standing in the background turned away from the camera...
Roberto Maggia-"Hey Rusty that young lady has been eyeballing you all night. I think she has a thing going for you..."
Rusty grins...
Rusty Axel-"Well old Rusty's always been able to turn on the charm for the ladies over the years! He he he he he!"
Roberto Maggia-"You should go over there give her one of your classic chatup lines. I'm sure you're a master at them..."
Rusty grins again and makes his way over tapping the woman on the shoulder.
Rusty Axel-"What's cookin good lookin?"
Maggia and the crew cover their mouths with their hands trying not to break out in laughter. The woman looks utterly bemused...
Woman-"I'm fine thank you..."
She turns away from Rusty but he taps her on shoulder again. She sighs and spins round...
Rusty Axel-"How old are you honey? I'm 53..."
Woman-"Oh. Well I'm 21..."
Rusty Axel-"I've always liked my women young and fresh! Old Rusty's always been real smooth with the ladies!"
Woman-"Didn't you say last week your wife just divorced you?"
Maggia and the pyro crew laugh again. Rusty does not notice staring at the woman with a leering grin on his face...
Rusty Axel-"Damn golddigger she was. Took millions from the bucks I've made over the years in professional rasslin..."
Woman-"I thought you were the opening match most of your career. That's what I heard..."
Rusty Axel-"Now lets cut the backchat missy! I've always been a company man. Hey hold on a sec..."
Rusty pulls out his old fashioned notepad (laptop being too modern for his tastes as we saw last week) and hands her a note...
Rusty Axel-"Room 512...I've always liked a bit of polish on my old Rusty stick!"
Rusty then pats her on the butt! The woman looks absolutely disgusted then she slaps Rusty hard across the face! Rusty's expression is of pure shock!
The woman walks away as Maggia and the pyro crew break out in laughter. Rusty storms away in a huff...
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha! If anyone is a pervert around here its Rusty! Caught with his pants down last year and now this! Who knows maybe that's the reason why his wife divorced him..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Rusty would have been a fine mature catch for that young lady! She should get together with Rattlesnake both idiots for turning Rusty down!"
David Saturn-"They can make whatever decision they like...wait there's Carr..."
Robert Carr is walking around backstage looking high and mighty when he is hit with a superkick out of nowhere. It is Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny!
He mounts Carr and just starts hitting him with right hand after right hand. He pulls him up as he is laughing hysterically.
Destiny knees Carr in the gut and then tosses him into a nearby door that leads to the parking lot. He tosses him toward a nearby car and rams his head into the hood.
He pulls him by the arm and hits him with the SHOTIME right onto the hood of the car. He keeps laughing as he climbs on top of the car and locks Carr into the LOCKDOWN submission on top of the car. Just as help has finally arrived it seems the damage has been done. Destiny won't let go and he even threatens one of the officials. He punches himself in the forehead several times and then walks away.
Neal Steal-"That is just despicable! Carr has won a title and he's barely had chance to celebrate his success! What a disgusting attack by Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"Well Carr attacked Dustin Weaver without provocation maybe that's poetic justice..."
Neal Steal-"So you condone that do you? Why did he attack Carr like that?"
David Saturn-"I won't be shedding many tears for Carr that's for sure! Sho looked deranged we know he's got multiple personalities looks like Carr was unfortunate enough to be there at a bad time..."
Neal Steal-"What a disgrace that this clown is getting a title shot!"
David Saturn-"He is the world's number 1 hatchet warrior and wig flipper! He may well be the next AWR champion!"
Neal Steal-"Only in your wettest of wet dreams..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"This guy is nuts! He's in no condition to wrestle..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr never got a shot in did he..."
Neal Steal-"He never had a chance it was a cowardly blindside attack! Sho is just jealous of champions because he failed to get the job done twice!"
RCH waves the hatchet around as Sho punches himself in the head trying to regain focus. Suddenlt he charges attacking RCH and throwing him to the outside. Stomps by Sho who looks a little mentally unstable here. Sho then rams RCH face first into the ring steps and connects with a solid shot to the head. RCH staggers round as Sho slaps himself to regain composure...
David Saturn-"RCH taking on all comers. Certainly not going for a light schedule as number 1 contender...Sho is a very tough test.
Neal Steal-"He probably wants to get injured...I bet he never wanted the match he's probably intimidated by the thought of facing Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"Absolute BS! RCH knows he has a great chance...he certainly does not want a momentum halting loss here!"
Punch to the face by Sho and then he rolls RCH back into the ring. Stomp by Sho but he plays to the crowd a bit losing focus again. Sho really need to be fully on his game here but as we saw from his attack moments earlier he may not be of stable mind here tonight. That was reckless and RCH comes back with some big right hands. Rake to the eyes by Sho halts the momentum...
Neal Steal-"I guess he's Fa Sho tonight then going for dirty brawler moves like that..."
David Saturn-"Kris Destiny the one who brings out the pure wrestling side in Sho. He's a tremendous all rounder..."
Sho chokes RCH over the top rope (not as clean as we have seen him wrestle in recent weeks) then whips RCH off the ropes. Sho goes for a backbody drop but Sho sees it coming and twists Sho's arms behind him...backslide pin...1,2...and a kickout! Sho then immediately charges forward nailing RCH with a clothesline and goes for a pin of his own...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is humiliated that he has to wrestle this clown. Its not right he's a pure wrestler who is immaculately groomed. RCH should be in a asylum somewhere what kind of sane mind waves a hatchet around..."
David Saturn-"Neither of these men would pass the Army's psychiatric tests that's for sure but this is pro wrestling! Or do I have to say rasslin now?"
Neal Steal-"Well they should bring these mental tests into wrestling..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Royal would pass either the man is a psychopath...a functioning psychopath but psycho all the same!"
1,2...and kickout by RCH then Sho applies a rear chinlock. RCH backed into the corner then whipped to the opposite end. Sho takes a bit too much time again (perhaps being careful after the reversal by Royal which led to his loss last week) but crashes into the turnbuckle as RCH times his move well. Sho falls to the mat and RCH delivers some jabbing blows to the face.
Neal Steal-"The main psychological issue these two men have right now is knowing neither will be champion while Mr Royal is around!"
David Saturn-"Both these men have total self belief in themselves. There's no mental issue where confidence is related!
Neal Steal-"What type of champion would RCH be? A man who attacks referees and women...I guess most of the men in this crowd beat their wifes regularly. Those who have them anyway..."
David Saturn-"Never been married yourself have you Steal? Wonder why..."
RCH with a uppercut which knocks Sho to the mat. Sho whipped off the ropes...baaacccckkkk body drop! Sho gets right back up and RCH drives him face first into the turnbuckle. RCH rams Sho's head into the turnbuckle a further nine times! Relentless there by RCH then he takes Sho into the opposite corner ramming him into that turnbuckle as well.
David Saturn-"Real aggressiveness by RCH there! Both these men not letting up on the other. This is good pro wrestling not the dated stuff Rusty likes but with a modern twist!"
Neal Steal-"That's not a woman or referee RCH!"
Sho rises to his feet and RCH charges from behind looking for the WICKED WILD but Sho connects with a hard elbow to the face. Great counter by Sho who then delivers a reverse DDT as RCH staggers in the opposite direction. Sho taunts RCH a bit as he tries to rise to his feet, RCH ducks a clothesline and RCH connects with a double arm DDT!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Royal from behind! Good god that SOB!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Royal is letting them have a feel of that belt! The only feel they will every get!"
David Saturn-"What an egomaniac!"
RCH with the cover...1,2...and Sho kicks out! Great kickout there but the crowd suddenly rise as ANTHONY ROYAL charges into the ring! Belt to the back of the head of Sho and the ref calls for the bell! As RCH gets to his feet Royal nails RCH in the face with the championship! Both men are down and Royal poses on the top rope having gleefully stolen the spotlight!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Can't stand to have anyone else getting attention. This is what our champion is viewers a spineless hogger of the spotlight!"
Neal Steal-"i don't see any spotlight! That's exactly what should be happening though! We should see a spotlight on Mr Royal right now! He's the champ!"
David Saturn-"Oh wait a moment there's Maggia..."
As Royal climbs to the top rope mocking the crowd for ruining this main event Maggia appears on the big screen...Royal looks up in irritation as Maggia begins clapping in a sarcastic manner...
Roberto Maggia-"Well Mr Royal you must be very pleased with yourself for spoiling the main event here tonight!"
Royal grins smugly and surveys the two men who are still down on the mat. They might be out cold...
Roberto Maggia-"Now lets hear the possible repercussions..."
Royal's grin fades...
Roberto Maggia-"Sho just beat RCH albeit by DQ so as far as I'm concerned this kind of makes him the no 1 contender!"
Royal looks furious and yells at Maggia with rage in his eyes...
Roberto Maggia-"Well actually it does not as the match is already signed for it will still be RCH3 v Anthony Royal. Plus the record books say you defeated Sho twice despite the tactics used...however..."
Royal's eyes close dreading what Maggia could say next...
Roberto Maggia-"If RCH wins at the PPV that means there will be a triple threat match the following month! So that means Sho will have an invested outcome in that match won't he? Hmmmmmmmm........good night Royal!"
Royal screams in anger and leaves the ring cursing at the fans in a fury. RCH and Sho are slowly regaining their bearings...
Neal Steal-"That's not fair! Total abuse of power by Maggia! You know what he means by Sho's best interests that was hardly subtle was it?"
David Saturn-"Royal invited Silvio to show up but how will he deal with Sho as well?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will prove he is on Mr Royal's side! Maggia knows this and that's why he's exploiting the use of Sho here as a desperate counter tactic...Maggia is the one screwing Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"A new champion crowned here on another chaotic CRASH! Yet once again the spotlight is all on Anthony Royal...and for the wrong reasons! Maggia however just may have turned the tables! Good night from Buffalo!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"We are live on the CRASH coming to you tonight from Buffalo, New York!"
Neal Steal-"Tonight we will see the number 1 contender as dictated by Roberto Maggia in action...RCH3 vs Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"A few new names will be in action PLUS the leadership of SIN is on the line!"
Neal Steal-"Speaking of SIN a close associate of both Adkins and Carr has joined us at ringside! We have been graced by the presence of a true legend!"
The camera zooms out a bit more to reveal Rusty Axel. We hear some boos in the background
Rusty Axel-"Well its a pleasure to be out here with YOU Neal Steal. Not so much with you Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well that's ruined my night...are you going to be out here for the whole show?"
Rusty Axel-"No Old Rusty will be out here for just the first couple of bouts...got a show to run!"
Neal Steal-"How dare you ask a question to Rusty in that tone Saturn! Show some respect for wrestling royalty!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Red Randal..."
VS
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"How do you feel about Carr and Adkins getting it on later tonight..."
Rusty Axel-"Don't make lewd jokes Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Not in that way obviously...I meant in the ring!"
Neal Steal-"Then say the word "ring" when making a statement like that Saturn!"
Rusty Axel-"Well they have obviously had a few disagreements. There's nothing wrong however with two spirited individuals having a disagreement! It happens all the time in teams it will just build character! How better to settle things than with a good ol' fashioned rasslin match!"
David Saturn-"Its no disqualification..."
Rusty Axel-"Oh"
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
Rusty Axel-"This boy Weaver coming off two straight losses he really need a W in his record book here tonight!"
David Saturn-"A win you mean...how about you specify exactly what you mean?"
Neal Steal-"He's a legend! You should be honoured and blessed to be enlightened with his wrestling knowledge!"
David Saturn-"Well it will be more than I get from you at least that's for sure..."
Rusty Axel-"Weaver really needs to get that big W but I'm predicting Randal for the win here tonight. Old Rusty has full confidence in that boy! He was a fine tag partner..."
Randal stupidly charges right at Weaver repeating his mistake from 2 weeks ago that ultimately saw him lose to Anthony Royal. 3 straight punches follow by Weaver then he goes to whip the bigger Randal off the ropes. Randal reverses the whip, Weaver charges back and Randal knocks him down with a shoulder charge. Weaver backs into the corner intelligent move as Randal makes the same error again...
Rusty Axel-"Even that woman ain't with Weaver at ringside tonight. Probably another gold digger...no place for women at ringside anyway this is professional rasslin..."
David Saturn-"Randal finally connects with Weaver at last...think he would learn from his mistakes. Of course you would know all about learning from errors Rusty with your "stunning" record..."
Neal Steal-"You watch your mouth Saturn! We have some law and order around here at last you're not going to get away with sarcastic comments on Rusty's watch!"
Kicks to the ribs by Weaver but Randal again reverses a whip this time into the corner. Randal charges again and this time he crashes right into Weaver. Another whip into the corner, Weaver charges out recklessly and Randal knocks him down with a clothesline. BIG elbowdrop by Randal and the cover...1,2...and a kickout. Weaver whipped into the corner but Randal stupidly charges again and gets caught by Weaver't boots...
David Saturn-"Randal not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer..."
Rusty Axel-"He might not be of average IQ but he's a big rugged individual. That's all you need in the pro rasslin business Saturn. By rugged I don't mean he's one of those steroid riddled monsters..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that nutcase Flammenkrieg hasn't returned and Hell isn't here tonight either! Lets get back to good old fashioned rasslers in the ring!"
David Saturn-"Oh so now you're saying "rassler" all of a sudden. Was always wrestler before..."
How many times is Randal going to repeat that error? Especially one that may have cost him the world title. Weaver connects with a weak clothesline then tries to take out Randal's legs with kicks. Weaver then tries to punch Randal in the face but Randal staggers him with a headbutt. Weaver is knocked to the ground. Weaver starts to rise to his feet and Randal applies an armbar...suddenly the bell rings!!!
David Saturn-"What the...why did the bell ring?"
Rusty Axel-"Do your job and watch the matches Saturn its clear what just happened! That boy Weaver just submitted!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly I heard Weaver there...you're supposed to spot these things as play by play man Saturn..."
David Saturn-"I never heard Weaver give up! Neither did anyone else in this crowd! I guess we knows what the "scratch your back" reference was all about now don't we?"
WINNER BY "SUBMISSION" RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-"Why is Dustin complaining to the ref? The ref isn't the one who just submitted..."
Rusty Axel-"Exactly that young man needs to look at his own shortcomings..."
David Saturn-"You're obviously still affiliated with SIN you just screwed Weaver here! The last thing we need is another Canadian wrestler moaning about being screwed for years!"
Weaver looks completely bemused. He heads to the outside and starts complaining to Rusty. Meanwhile Randal is picking up a chair! Randal then charges and bashes Weaver right over the head with the chair! Randal laughs as he walks away while the ref tries to revive Weaver...he's out cold. Meanwhile the head of talent relations does absolutely nothing...
David Saturn-"Aren't you going to do something about that?"
Rusty Axel-"Nope!"
David Saturn-"What sort of answer is that? You're going on about law and order you saw what Randal just did!"
Rusty Axel-"That boy sure loves his chairs!"
Neal Steal-"Nobody swings a chair like Randal right Rusty! Or uses them more...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Roberto Maggia has been delayed arriving here tonight...this wouldn't have happened on his watch I bet..."
Neal Steal-"He's late! Look at Rusty when was he ever late? Never!"
Rusty Axel-"That's right...I'll be having a young with young Roberto about his timekeeping!"
David Saturn-"Well he can't control flights being delayed! He might be here before this evening is over...we will be back in a few moments...
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VS
From Great Britain...Daniel...KROSS!!!
David Saturn-"So what about this pet project you were talking about? It won't be Randal you already think he's the finished article for some reason. I might have said Weaver but you don't normally let people be bashed in the head with a chair if they are your project..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn! Maybe its this man Daniel Kross..."
Rusty Axel-"Nope it ain't him...as a matter of fact here he comes now!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"So Rattlesnake is your pet project?"
Rusty Axel-"Are you deaf? Old Rusty just said he was!"
Neal Steal-"Pay attention Saturn! You're missing everything here tonight we are tired of covering for your mistakes..."
David Saturn-"So why have you selected Rattlesnake for your personal attention then?"
Lockup and Rattlesnake surprisingly executes a takedown perhaps aware of the all round European style Kross is reported to specialise in. A quick reversal by Kross and Snake quickly gets to his feet with Kross applying an armbar. Nice reversal by Snake but technical hold wrestling isn't his strong point and Kross reverses again. Rattlesnake takes the more direct route with an elbow to the face...
Rusty Axel-"Rattlesnake was selected as he's a little rough around the edges and needs to be guided in that direction...Old Rusty is gonna help him out! Teach him some new rasslin skills..."
Neal Steal-"He's a brawler and Rusty is going to turn him into a finely tuned technical master!"
David Saturn-"Yes because Rusty has used such a "technical" style in the past...does Snake know about this?"
Rusty Axel-"No he does not but I didn't want to put too much pressure on him to impress. I wanted him to do this on his own without knowing he's my pet project..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly that's what a great coach does tries and takes the pressure off his players. Rusty is doing that tonight for his pet project!"
Kross falls to his knees and Rattlesnake clubs him hard across the back. Snake repeats it as Kross tries to rise then he punches Kross in the head. Whip off the ropes by Snake, Kross charges back and Snake scoops him up looking for a powerslam. Kross slips down Snake's back grabs the waist but Snake holds onto the ropes preventing himself from being rolled up...
David Saturn-"So why do you think Rattlesnake is a little rough around the edges? He's a brawler yes but he has a decent win/loss record there are worse wrestlers..."
Rusty Axel-"He needs to cut down on some of that vulgar language. He's been cursing all the way through this match...that's why he's a project this won't be stamped out overnight but over time it will..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly the big money goes to rasslers like Mr Royal who understand the corporate ins and outs of the rasslin business...I'm sure Rattlesnake will be most grateful and humbled by this tremendous opportunity!"
David Saturn-"Stop sucking up to Rusty with this "rassler" crap you have never pronounced it like that in your life!"
Kross again charges off the ropes and catches Snake with a flying crossbody! 1...and Snake kicks out. Snake charges as he gets to his feet but runs straight into an armdrag takedown! Kross keeps hold of the arm as Rattlesnake manages to back him into the corner. The ref breaks it up then Snake drives his head hard right into the ribs of Kross...
Rusty Axel-"See Rattlesnake is using some more technical holds in this bout. He's out to impress Old Rusty just knowing I'm at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"He will feel so honoured and privileged that you have selected him..."
David Saturn-"How do you know that! The man hasn't even been told Rusty is now taking such close interest...you're supposed to help run the whole show not look out for a select few. In Randal's case at least he wants your help!"
Rusty Axel-"Its a good thing Old Rusty won't be providing color commentary all night boy otherwise this chair would probably be bashed over your head!"
Rattlesnake certainly would prefer to stay on a vertical base and he pounds on Kross into the corner. Front facelock applied by Snake followed by a suplex. Well executed and Snake with a snapmare and a kneedrop to the face. 1,2...kickout by Kross and Snake swears at the ref for some reason. Not wise to risk a DQ but we know what Rattlesnake is like with his constant cursing...
Neal Steal-"See that swearing again? That's what you're going to stamp out right Rusty? How are you going to do it you might have to rough him up now and then. Or are you going to take a more fatherly route?"
Rusty Axel-"Old Rusty ain't gonna give away the tricks of the trade for free! So many people think they can promote rasslin these days only a select few make money in this business..."
David Saturn-"Hardly swimming in a pit of gold judging by your win/loss record then..."
Neal Steal-"Show this legend some respect for goodness sake! I bet you were insolent to your teachers at school Rusty knows more about rasslin than you ever will!"
Kicks to the ribs by Snake as he pulls Kross to his feet. He then chokes Kross over the middle rope which is quickly broken up. Snake goes to ram Kross head first into the turnbuckle but Snake has his head rammed into it instead! Hard shot to the face followed by another then Kross whips Snake off the ropes. Snake charges back as Kross is too obvious looking for a back body drop...
Rusty Axel-"Too obvious there boy...he seemed aloof and very quiet in the locker room earlier. Didn't seem too grateful for the opportunity you need to shake hands with everyone when you're the new boy..."
David Saturn-"Well maybe he's just nervous..."
Neal Steal-"You need to carry yourself with some swagger and confidence. Mr Royal does that even idiots like that drunk Slop have swagger and confidence when they make their way out here...though in Slop's case he is probably trying not to fall over while he's drunk..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up Steal!"
Rattlesnake looks like he's going for a suplex but instead drops Kross face first into the canvas. Stomp to the head and Snake grins as he begins taunting Kross and gives him the middle finger salute. Rattlesnake kicks Kross in the gut...STUNNER!!! Rattlesnake with the pin...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
Rusty Axel-"A fine performance! I'm going to have a word with this boy right now!"
Rusty makes his way into the ring as Rattlesnake climbs the ropes hands raised celebrating his win...
David Saturn-"Lets see what Rattlesnake's response is..."
Neal Steal-"He would have to be a complete idiot not to want help from the wrestling encyclopedia that is Rusty Axel!"
David Saturn-"Oh so the moment he's out of earshot its "wrestling" again now? What a kiss ass!"
Rusty walks over to Snake and puts a arm around his shoulder in a fatherly manner. Snake looks completely bemused as Rusty addresses the crowd...
Rusty Axel-"This is my new pet project...Rattlesnake! I'm going to take you right to the top boy! With my guidance and your untapped talent I could make you unstoppable son! This is a tremendous chance for you so put it here...partner!"
Rusty sticks out his hand for Rattlesnake to shake. Snake pauses for a second, looks at the crowd...STUNNER!!! Rusty writhes on the mat clutching his neck as Snake gives him the middle finger! Rattlesnake calls Rusty a "stupid bastard" as he leaves the ring!
Neal Steal-"What the hell was Rattlesnake thinking? You had some free guidance from RUSTY AXEL you idiot and you turned it down! What an absolute insult to a legend of the game. One of the lowest moments of my broadcasting career..."
David Saturn-"Perhaps Rattlesnake has not forgotten what Rusty and SIN did to him in the past. There's no way he trusts anyone never mind someone who has violently attacked him before..."
Neal Steal-"Well Old Rusty is going to beat some good old fashioned respect out of Rattlesnake for this!"
David Saturn-"We will be right back in just a moment!"
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The scene cuts backstage where we see Rusty holding his neck from the effects of the stunner. He spots Moon Goralyus and Xtreme Steve who for some reason are having a discussion despite being scheduled to wrestle tonight. Rusty makes his way over...
Rusty Axel-"Hey you're Maggia's boys right?"
Rusty continues before giving either time to answer the question...presumably Maggia must have hired Goralyus and Steve.
Rusty Axel-"Looking forward to your match? Maybe a little nervous...
Once again Rusty gives them no time to answer...
Rusty Axel-"Well I'm afraid there won't be one. The World Champion Anthony Royal has just requested interview time so there's no time left to fit you in! Maybe next week guys..."
Both men protest to no avail as Rusty simply turns his back and walks away...
David Saturn-"What sort of talent relations is that? Those two guys were at the arena dressed to wrestle!"
Neal Steal-"Well like Rusty said sometimes there's not enough time..."
David Saturn-"You can't just tell people stuff like that in such an abrupt manner. Not even an apology for wasting their time...Axel wouldn't have done that if he had hired them. This is all a power play we have seen from Rusty here..."
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Royal obviously couldn't care less about this interview bumping Goralyus and Xtreme Steve from the card...as if he does not have enough Tv time already now he's taking it from others. Maggia will be here soon from what I'm hearing..."
“Say Hello” blares through the PA system as Anthony Royal appears on the stage to a roar of boos from the crowd. He raises his championship belt high above his head, and a smile crosses his face. For the first time in a while, Royal looks happy.
Neal Steal: Here he comes Mr. Royal, fresh off another successful championship defense.
David Saturn: And he was one low blow away from earning a little respect last week.
Royal enters the ring and looks around at the rabid crowd. He appears to be relishing the boos. Royal adjusts the belt on his shoulder, pulls the collar of his sports jacket and raises the mic to his lips, waiting for the boos to die down.
Royal: Ladies and gentlemen, I have a few things I need to address here before you all tonight, but first and foremost I would like to say…I AM STILL YOUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Royal raises his belt high in the air as the crowd explodes with boos. He laughs them off and continues to speak.
Royal: I would like to take this time to address Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny. Kris, I tip my hat to you. Hell of a fight you gave me last week. Hell of an effort, really it was. And you were just that close, weren’t you? But, like I’ve been saying Kris, I am now, and always will be better than you. And this proves that to be absolute fact.
Royal holds his belt up to the camera.
Royal: Moving on from Kris, earlier this week, via Twitter and not to my face like a coward mind you, Roberto Maggia, our “esteemed leader,” announced that I would be defending my championship at Royal Flush, great name by the way, against RCH3. I’m talking to you now clown, you are about to get in way over your head. Ask your tag partner Slick what happens when you step into the ring with me. Let’s get one thing clear RCH3, you are NOT the number one contender to the AWR Championship, no, you’re just a sad little lamb next in line to be slaughtered. You are just my next victim. I’m the AWR Champion RCH3, and you won’t change that.
Royal pauses and once again must wait on the deafening boos.
Royal: But above all, I have one more important thing to address here tonight. Silvio Megala…
Crowd erupts in boos.
Royal: For once, your idiotic boos are justified. That’s right, boo this man! More accurately, boo this worm! Silvio, I’ve been calling you out for weeks, but apparently you haven’t found those shrivelled up little raisins the rest of us refer to as testicles. Not only have you failed to show your face, but you’ve failed to even recognize me. Well Silvio, I’m giving you until Royal Flush to show your face. Either you show up, or I come and find you in whatever filthy hole you’re hiding in. Silvio, one way or another, you will get what is coming to you. One way or another, I’m going to take the knife you planted so firmly in my back and rip your guts out with it. There is no escape from me Silvio. The clock is ticking, you’re move Italian Genius. Ladies and gentlemen, your champ has spoken. Please, try to enjoy the show despite the fact that you won’t be treated to an Anthony Royal match.
With that, “Say Hello” blares through the PA system and Royal drops the mic. He holds his belt in the air and smirks before exiting the ring and heading up the ramp.
David Saturn: Strong words from our champion, some of them even directed at the great Silvio Megala huh Neal? What do you have to say about that?
Neal Steal: …
David Saturn-"Stuck in a hard place Steal? Ha ha...we apparently have time for another commercial already so back in just a few minutes...leadership of SIN on the line...NEXT!"
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We cut backstage where we see Rusty Axel and Al Walters. Anthony Royal can be seen walking away in the background...
Al Walters-"Hello Rusty. What was that conversation all about?"
Rusty Axel-"I was just explaining to Anthony that young Maggia has full authority to make championship matches where the world title is concerned. That authority comes directly from Megala Enterprises. Since the boy didn't request my opinion on RCH3 as the challenger he ain't gonna get any say in what happens next! The following match between Tracy Adkins and Robert Carr won't just be for the leadership of SIN. It will also be for the new AWR CRASH Title!"
Rusty walks away with a smug grin on his face.
David Saturn-"That's ridiculous! How convenient that Rusty selects two SIN wrestlers to compete for the new CRASH title..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia got to choose Mr Royal's opponent without consultation and at least these two look like wrestlers...well Carr certainly does."
David Saturn-"Maggia still not here I'm sure he would have objected to this..."
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From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Thought Adkins actually really liked Carr but now he's just another piece of garbage for Adkins to kick around apparently. Well Carr certainly is garbage..."
Neal Steal-"About time Carr got a championship opportunity. Rusty is just giving him a reward that is long overdue..."
David Saturn-"Well at least they will have to earn the win unlike Randal who is not out here in either corner. This match has even bigger stakes now..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"The CRASH title is not a no disqualification rules championship by default. However this match will be contested under hardcore rules..."
Neal Steal-"A good old fashioned slobberknocker!"
David Saturn-"Hardly fits in with the pure wrestling Rusty spoke of does it?"
Neal Steal-"Maggia forcing it on them no doubt..."
David Saturn-"Actually fool it was Adkins who requested the hardcore stipulation."
Carr climbs up to the top rope and plays to non existent cheers from the crowd. Tracy has thrown a trash can into the ring and raises it. Unfortunately for Adkins he raises the can in front of his face (a big NO NO) and Carr surprises him with a dropkick right on the can! Tracy takes the impact and falls to the mat. Carr delivers a vicious stomp to the head showing these two are not going to go easy on each other...
David Saturn-"Adkins mentioning the Khmer Rouge in his RP. Scary that is the sort of lunatics Adkins looks up too..."
Neal Steal-"I like Tracy but I can't understand why anyone would look up to people like that. The year zero concept was absolutely ludicrous in Cambodia..."
David Saturn-"Maybe one of the stupidest things I've ever heard...other than most of your comments Steal!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up Saturn!"
Of course Tracy Adkins has regularly treated his own colleagues like garbage. Surprisingly until now his treatment of Carr seemed good by Tracy's standards. What has been going on behind the scenes and came to a head last week we obviously didn't hear about. Shot to the back by Carr and he drives Adkins head first into the corner. Carr then charges forward, drags Tracy along and hits a running bulldog on the trash can!
David Saturn-"That will leave a mark! I'm surprised Adkins does not brand his followers with some symbol actually he's warped. Wonder how he will feel if he has to follow Carr instead of being the leader. They seemed like joint leaders in the past..."
Neal Steal-"There can only ever be one leader and in this match there can only be one champion. What a special treat for the fans we will be getting free championship matches every week from now on. Not from Mr Royal of course but this title will have to be on the line on every episode of CRASH..."
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with that I just think Rusty has selected these two with ulterior motives. Anyone with a brain can see that..."
Cover by Carr...1,2...and a kickout which unsurprisingly results in Carr moaning to the ref. Carr then picks up a very dirty looking mop (assorted weapons all over the ring) and wipes it in Tracy's face. Carr better hope there's no stench of alcohol on that mop! Otherwise Adkins would go berserk! Carr then hits Adkins in the gut with the solid end and then cracks him over the head.
David Saturn-"Carr is going airborne...missed! Carr taking a chance there I thought he might be more cautious he's always moaned about never getting a shot..."
Neal Steal-"He would look good below Mr Royal on the marquee...but Tracy wouldn't be a bad champion either!"
David Saturn-"Most wrestlers hopefully will get a shot at the CRASH title. It was a concept thought up by Roberto Maggia I believe..."
Neal Steal-"So what? Rusty was happy to have one more singles championship. He isn't a fan of too many belts its untraditional..."
David Saturn-"CRASH Title not exactly a traditional name is it?"
Carr then goes to the top rope looking for a legdrop...misses! Adkins moved out of the way of course and then he bashes Carr over the head with the increasingly dented trash can. Adkins picks up a solid metal tray and bashes Carr over the head with it knocking him down. Adkins throws Carr through the middle rope and to the outside then bashes Carr's head hard into the barricade.
David Saturn-"Carr going to need some excedrin relief after that! Both men certainly not going light here...."
Neal Steal-"Just like Mr Royal however this is being contested with true championship spirit!"
David Saturn-"Royal speaking a few minutes ago if you just tuned in. The blockbuster announcement made that he is challenging Silvio Megala to show his face at the PPV! That does take some guts..."
Neal Steal-"Good. It will prove to Mr Royal that Mr Megala is very much on his side. That is if Mr Megala isn't too busy on that date his schedule is hectic..."
David Saturn-"A massive gamble by Royal and considering the PPV name...quite appropriate..."
Adkins with the pin...1,2...and a kickout by Carr. The ref is then cursed at by Adkins who rolls Carr back into the ring. Adkins picks up another trash can and nails Carr in the back of his head as he is rising to his feet. Carr whipped off the ropes and Adkins delivers s drop toe hold right on the same trash can! Cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up drawing more anger from Adkins.
Neal Steal-"Nobody more deserving than Mr Royal to get his own PPV named after him! Must have been Rusty's idea..."
David Saturn-"Actually I believe its something most of the top guys have as a perk in their contract...NIWF used to have PPVs regularly named after wrestlers nothing wrong with that."
Neal Steal-"I don't think Tracy wants kids considering what he had as a Father but he might not have much choice after that! Ouch..."
David Saturn-"Probably enjoyed it the sicko..."
Adkins makes his way over but Carr discreetly grabs the stick and drives it upwards from under Tracy's legs! Adkins yells out in pain (which he might be enjoying) as Carr continues to thrust the stick upwards. Carr then stretches out Tracy's legs and delivers a legdrop right to the grapefruits! Adkins is down and Carr goes to the outside looking for weapons...or does he have something in mind?
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Carr bringing out the heavy goods!"
David Saturn-"This brings a whole new dimension to a match..."
Carr pulls out a ladder from underneath the ring and takes it into the ring. Shot to the gut and then two shots to the face with the ladder the second of which knocks Adkins back down. Carr places the ladder atop Adkins and comes off the ropes with the legdrop he attempted earlier! This must be academic...1,2...but NO! Tracy kicks out! Tremendous guts there by Adkins kicking out of that...
Neal Steal-"That ref needs to be faster! I do hope Carr wins this nothing against Tracy but Robert has been held back for so long..."
David Saturn-"He's held himself back!"
Neal Steal-"Forced to wrestle against homosexuals who sexually harassed him. Forced to wrestle retards..."
David Saturn-"Oh and Adkins is a perfectly normal, well adjusted human being right!"
Carr screams at the ref again then places the ladder upright. Carr climbs up the ladder right to the very top. Adkins for once shows some common sense rolling outside the ring. He walks around the ring but Carr balances himself on the top rope and comes off with a flying clothesline! More aerial offence than we have seen from Carr recently here but he has always been solid in many styles...
David Saturn-"If Carr wins the title tonight he will have earned it in this contest. Its just Rusty making the match does not sit right with me..."
Neal Steal-"Stop questioning Rusty! I bet he wishes we went back to the old commentary style where people just called the matches. Like Walters does at least and like I always try to do..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You have barely called a hold all night! Don't know names of most of them..."
Carr pulls Adkins back up and rolls him into the ring. Carr begins climbing the ladder as Adkins is struggling to get to his feet. Carr however has forgotten about a fire extinguisher being in the ring and as he jumps off Adins sprays the extingisher! Carr is sprayed in the face and falls to the ground. Adkins then goes for the DECAPITATOR just as he did to Carr last week!
David Saturn-"Carr taken off guard last week but this time he is ready for it!"
Neal Steal-"Carr is finally going to get what he so richly deserves...gold around his waist!"
David Saturn-"Low blow! Shades of your hero Royal right there at least in this match it is legal..."
Carr however again resorts to going downstairs nailing Adkins with a low blow. Carr picks up the extinguisher and sprays Adkins in the face! Adkins staggers round the ring and Carr delivers the PILEDRIVER right onto a steel chair! Carr with the cover...1....2....3!!! Carr is the new CRASH Champion! Carr rises to his feet and grabs the title...has Rusty just driven a further wedge between SIN?
WINNER BY PINFALL AND FIRST EVER CRASH CHAMPION: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a wonderful moment for Robert Carr! Finally he can reach for the stars! Only talent like Mr Royal will hold him back now but he's going to be the best of the rest and have a long reign as CRASH champion!"
David Saturn-"Since Rusty is such a great wrestling mind...cough....cough...surely he should realise this may drive a further wedge between Carr and Adkins. You think Tracy will be happy seeing Carr hold that gold and be the LEADER of SIN?"
Neal Steal-"This crowd should be on their feet applauding Robert!"
David Saturn-"That was a good match and Carr pulled this off by himself. No more excuses now..."
Carr celebrates making his way up the ramp. Adkins slowly gets to his feet whether he is more bothered about the leadership or the title we don't now at this point. Adkins glares at Carr as he raises his new belt above his head.
David Saturn-"Well that look speaks volumes..."
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy always has a solemn expression..."
David Saturn-"Looked completely pissed off to me! Back in a few moments!"
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From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Jason Howard first time we have seen him for a couple of weeks..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia has been holding him back no doubt that's who Jason was referring to..."
David Saturn-"Speaking of Maggia he has now arrived in the building...
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
David Saturn-"A mixed reaction here for Ned. A bit like Rattlesnake not everyone is a fan...though Snake will be more popular after shutting Rusty up earlier!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! At least Jason dresses like a wrestler unlike this idiot."
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha looks like he just spotted you Steal!"
Neal Steal-"You better not come over here and touch me you filthy pervert!"
Ned makes a provocative gesture as he enters the ring but Howard manages not to react. Ned then gestures towards Steal who he has some history with. Steal does react standing up and yelling angrily at Ned. As Ned spins round however Howard decks "her" with a vicious clothesline! Steal laughs like a retarded hyena though he was not at fault for the distraction Ned shouldn't have taken focus off Howard...
David Saturn-"Seeing your ass was not a pleasant sight but Ned spanking you is one of my fondest memories..."
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal kicking your butt is one of mine!"
David Saturn-"Well I suppose we are honest with our feelings towards each other...don't think Ned has any feelings for Howard. He seemed to have them for Carr...for some reason..."
Neal Steal-"That's what Jason can do. He can go from wrestling this perverted piece of slime to becoming a champion like Robert just did!"
Hard right hand by Howard knocks Ned back down again. Whip off the ropes and Ned is launched into the air with a baaaccccckkkk body drop! Ned tries to pull himself into the corner and starts blowing kisses trying to agitate Howard despite saying earlier this week she (or should that be he?) wasn't attracted to him. Howard pulls Ned up and whips "her" towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Howard must be humiliated having to wrestle Ned here. Maggia made this match no doubt trying to embarrass him for no reason. People like to make a mockery of Jason for some reason...he's never harmed anyone..."
David Saturn-"He's suffered worse humiliations. He's been focused here...well not so focused there..."
Jason is too obvious however as he looks for another back body drop. Howard stated he is going to beat Ned easily here tonight but that was too predictable. Ned slips underneath Jason's legs and grabs him by the balls! Jason yells out in pain as Ned squeezes (the ref seems unsure whether that warrants a DQ) and then punches Jason in the face.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! I know that thing is male I felt it when he was gyrating in my face that time!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Ned's gyrations are a pretty sight...still he had a decent surgeon certainly looks all woman..."
Neal Steal-"Plastic surgery should be outlawed! Its like a genetic mutation almost!"
Slap to the face by Ned which from anybody else would be seen as an insulting move. Slaps from Ned however are fairly commonplace. Whip off the ropes and Ned clutches his butt as Howard charges back. Ned might be making a reference to Jason's unfortunate laxative incident there. Jason drops to one knee and punches Ned right on the ass!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! That's right Jason teach him a lesson for mocking you like that!"
David Saturn-"I hope Ned does not punch Howard on the ass we wouldn't want him to have another accident..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up about that disgusting thing! Laxatives should also be outlawed me and Howard have both suffered from vulgar pranks with them!"
Ned clutches his ass in pain as Jason delivers two more blows to the butt. Headbutt by Howard and then a blatant low blow! The ref looks like he's about to ring the bell but after thinks twice clearly still wondering if Ned's testicle squeeze should have been a DQ. Jason gyrates in the ring clearly mocking Ned who pulls himself up in the corner...
David Saturn-"That's not a pretty sight either. Enjoy that Steal....got a thing for Howard have you?"
Neal Steal-"I'm happy to see him giving this idiot a taste of their own medicine! Ha ha Ned will need more plastic surgery after that!"
David Saturn-"If there's anyone plastic around here its you!"
Jason grabs Ned by the head and dashes forward...bulldog! Jason raises his hands drawing some boos before going to the top rope. Jason comes off but crashes into the canvas as Ned moves at the last second! Jason clutches his elbow then Ned slaps him hard in the face as he starts to rise to his feet. Ned then gyrates as he stands over Howard...
David Saturn-"Nobody gyrates quite like Ned!"
Neal Steal-"Should be one of Playboy Pete's prostitutes but even that idiot wouldn't have wanted Ned! He's a freak!"
David Saturn-"Who knows what he might do with Jason if he puts him to sleep here!"
Ned then pulls Howard to his feet and goes for the LIP O SUCTION sleeper hold! Jason fights backwards towards the ropes and manages to grab them with both hands. Ned releases the hold but Jason shoves Ned hard to the mat. Rollup ny Howard...feet are on the ropes! 1,2...3!!! The ref failed to spot that blatant cheating by Howard!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON HOWARD
David Saturn-"So Howard predicted an easy win yet he just cheated..."
Neal Steal-"Ned attacking the ref! Disgusting don't be a such loser!"
Jason leaves the ring as Ned points out to the ref that Howard was using the ropes. The ref turns his back but Ned spins him back round and delivers the THERE SHE BLOWS!!! Ned then gyrates over the ref and Ned's music plays annoying Howard who quickly returns to the ring and kicks Ned in the head! Jason's music plays again and he walks back up the ramp grinning...
Neal Steal-"There it is...the winner's music like it should be!"
David Saturn-"Right. Well we have one more commercial. Coming up next is the main event...RCH3 vs Fa Sho!"
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The scene goes backstage where we see Roberto Maggia
talking to the pyrotechnic crew. He rolls his eyes as Rusty approaches...
Rusty Axel-"Hey young Roberto! Can Old Rusty catch a quick word?"
Roberto Maggia-"Well you might as well seeing as you're here..."
Rusty Axel-"I've been meaning to have a word about these pyromaniacs. It sounds like being at a bomb disposal unit with all these explosions going off. Old Rusty's eardrums are taking a real battering!"
Roberto Maggia-"Well it adds to the spectacle the fans like the big production entrances..."
Rusty Axel-"Well I don't think we need it. How much expense is this taking out of the company..."
Roberto Maggia-"The tab goes to Megala Enterprises they set the production budget."
Rusty Axel-"Well we should be using that to train up young rasslers or something. There's a real problem with the production lines in this country since all the territories died. Travesty that was..."
Roberto Maggia-"It was always inevitable with cable Tv. The network like the big production values you need them on Tv these days its the 21st century not 1979..."
Rusty Axel-"All we need is a ring and some good ol' fashioned rasslin! When I'm done with that Rattlesnake boy I'm going to be ringing the changes around here! You just listen to old Rusty young man and all will be well! We need gritty production not all this slick gloss..."
Roberto Maggia-"We do have a raw image. Its not like other wrestling shows that have lost their way and look more like an episode of American Idol..."
Rusty Axel-"Yes well there's still some room for improvement. Also I've been meaning to talk about catering we don't need all this fancy cuisine. Six pack of beers was all we needed back in the day. Also what about the..."
Maggia suddenly points to a young woman who is standing in the background turned away from the camera...
Roberto Maggia-"Hey Rusty that young lady has been eyeballing you all night. I think she has a thing going for you..."
Rusty grins...
Rusty Axel-"Well old Rusty's always been able to turn on the charm for the ladies over the years! He he he he he!"
Roberto Maggia-"You should go over there give her one of your classic chatup lines. I'm sure you're a master at them..."
Rusty grins again and makes his way over tapping the woman on the shoulder.
Rusty Axel-"What's cookin good lookin?"
Maggia and the crew cover their mouths with their hands trying not to break out in laughter. The woman looks utterly bemused...
Woman-"I'm fine thank you..."
She turns away from Rusty but he taps her on shoulder again. She sighs and spins round...
Rusty Axel-"How old are you honey? I'm 53..."
Woman-"Oh. Well I'm 21..."
Rusty Axel-"I've always liked my women young and fresh! Old Rusty's always been real smooth with the ladies!"
Woman-"Didn't you say last week your wife just divorced you?"
Maggia and the pyro crew laugh again. Rusty does not notice staring at the woman with a leering grin on his face...
Rusty Axel-"Damn golddigger she was. Took millions from the bucks I've made over the years in professional rasslin..."
Woman-"I thought you were the opening match most of your career. That's what I heard..."
Rusty Axel-"Now lets cut the backchat missy! I've always been a company man. Hey hold on a sec..."
Rusty pulls out his old fashioned notepad (laptop being too modern for his tastes as we saw last week) and hands her a note...
Rusty Axel-"Room 512...I've always liked a bit of polish on my old Rusty stick!"
Rusty then pats her on the butt! The woman looks absolutely disgusted then she slaps Rusty hard across the face! Rusty's expression is of pure shock!
The woman walks away as Maggia and the pyro crew break out in laughter. Rusty storms away in a huff...
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha! If anyone is a pervert around here its Rusty! Caught with his pants down last year and now this! Who knows maybe that's the reason why his wife divorced him..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Rusty would have been a fine mature catch for that young lady! She should get together with Rattlesnake both idiots for turning Rusty down!"
David Saturn-"They can make whatever decision they like...wait there's Carr..."
Robert Carr is walking around backstage looking high and mighty when he is hit with a superkick out of nowhere. It is Kris "Fa Sho" Destiny!
He mounts Carr and just starts hitting him with right hand after right hand. He pulls him up as he is laughing hysterically.
Destiny knees Carr in the gut and then tosses him into a nearby door that leads to the parking lot. He tosses him toward a nearby car and rams his head into the hood.
He pulls him by the arm and hits him with the SHOTIME right onto the hood of the car. He keeps laughing as he climbs on top of the car and locks Carr into the LOCKDOWN submission on top of the car. Just as help has finally arrived it seems the damage has been done. Destiny won't let go and he even threatens one of the officials. He punches himself in the forehead several times and then walks away.
Neal Steal-"That is just despicable! Carr has won a title and he's barely had chance to celebrate his success! What a disgusting attack by Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"Well Carr attacked Dustin Weaver without provocation maybe that's poetic justice..."
Neal Steal-"So you condone that do you? Why did he attack Carr like that?"
David Saturn-"I won't be shedding many tears for Carr that's for sure! Sho looked deranged we know he's got multiple personalities looks like Carr was unfortunate enough to be there at a bad time..."
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From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"What a disgrace that this clown is getting a title shot!"
David Saturn-"He is the world's number 1 hatchet warrior and wig flipper! He may well be the next AWR champion!"
Neal Steal-"Only in your wettest of wet dreams..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"This guy is nuts! He's in no condition to wrestle..."
David Saturn-"Well Carr never got a shot in did he..."
Neal Steal-"He never had a chance it was a cowardly blindside attack! Sho is just jealous of champions because he failed to get the job done twice!"
RCH waves the hatchet around as Sho punches himself in the head trying to regain focus. Suddenlt he charges attacking RCH and throwing him to the outside. Stomps by Sho who looks a little mentally unstable here. Sho then rams RCH face first into the ring steps and connects with a solid shot to the head. RCH staggers round as Sho slaps himself to regain composure...
David Saturn-"RCH taking on all comers. Certainly not going for a light schedule as number 1 contender...Sho is a very tough test.
Neal Steal-"He probably wants to get injured...I bet he never wanted the match he's probably intimidated by the thought of facing Mr Royal."
David Saturn-"Absolute BS! RCH knows he has a great chance...he certainly does not want a momentum halting loss here!"
Punch to the face by Sho and then he rolls RCH back into the ring. Stomp by Sho but he plays to the crowd a bit losing focus again. Sho really need to be fully on his game here but as we saw from his attack moments earlier he may not be of stable mind here tonight. That was reckless and RCH comes back with some big right hands. Rake to the eyes by Sho halts the momentum...
Neal Steal-"I guess he's Fa Sho tonight then going for dirty brawler moves like that..."
David Saturn-"Kris Destiny the one who brings out the pure wrestling side in Sho. He's a tremendous all rounder..."
Sho chokes RCH over the top rope (not as clean as we have seen him wrestle in recent weeks) then whips RCH off the ropes. Sho goes for a backbody drop but Sho sees it coming and twists Sho's arms behind him...backslide pin...1,2...and a kickout! Sho then immediately charges forward nailing RCH with a clothesline and goes for a pin of his own...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal is humiliated that he has to wrestle this clown. Its not right he's a pure wrestler who is immaculately groomed. RCH should be in a asylum somewhere what kind of sane mind waves a hatchet around..."
David Saturn-"Neither of these men would pass the Army's psychiatric tests that's for sure but this is pro wrestling! Or do I have to say rasslin now?"
Neal Steal-"Well they should bring these mental tests into wrestling..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Royal would pass either the man is a psychopath...a functioning psychopath but psycho all the same!"
1,2...and kickout by RCH then Sho applies a rear chinlock. RCH backed into the corner then whipped to the opposite end. Sho takes a bit too much time again (perhaps being careful after the reversal by Royal which led to his loss last week) but crashes into the turnbuckle as RCH times his move well. Sho falls to the mat and RCH delivers some jabbing blows to the face.
Neal Steal-"The main psychological issue these two men have right now is knowing neither will be champion while Mr Royal is around!"
David Saturn-"Both these men have total self belief in themselves. There's no mental issue where confidence is related!
Neal Steal-"What type of champion would RCH be? A man who attacks referees and women...I guess most of the men in this crowd beat their wifes regularly. Those who have them anyway..."
David Saturn-"Never been married yourself have you Steal? Wonder why..."
RCH with a uppercut which knocks Sho to the mat. Sho whipped off the ropes...baaacccckkkk body drop! Sho gets right back up and RCH drives him face first into the turnbuckle. RCH rams Sho's head into the turnbuckle a further nine times! Relentless there by RCH then he takes Sho into the opposite corner ramming him into that turnbuckle as well.
David Saturn-"Real aggressiveness by RCH there! Both these men not letting up on the other. This is good pro wrestling not the dated stuff Rusty likes but with a modern twist!"
Neal Steal-"That's not a woman or referee RCH!"
Sho rises to his feet and RCH charges from behind looking for the WICKED WILD but Sho connects with a hard elbow to the face. Great counter by Sho who then delivers a reverse DDT as RCH staggers in the opposite direction. Sho taunts RCH a bit as he tries to rise to his feet, RCH ducks a clothesline and RCH connects with a double arm DDT!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Royal from behind! Good god that SOB!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Royal is letting them have a feel of that belt! The only feel they will every get!"
David Saturn-"What an egomaniac!"
RCH with the cover...1,2...and Sho kicks out! Great kickout there but the crowd suddenly rise as ANTHONY ROYAL charges into the ring! Belt to the back of the head of Sho and the ref calls for the bell! As RCH gets to his feet Royal nails RCH in the face with the championship! Both men are down and Royal poses on the top rope having gleefully stolen the spotlight!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Can't stand to have anyone else getting attention. This is what our champion is viewers a spineless hogger of the spotlight!"
Neal Steal-"i don't see any spotlight! That's exactly what should be happening though! We should see a spotlight on Mr Royal right now! He's the champ!"
David Saturn-"Oh wait a moment there's Maggia..."
As Royal climbs to the top rope mocking the crowd for ruining this main event Maggia appears on the big screen...Royal looks up in irritation as Maggia begins clapping in a sarcastic manner...
Roberto Maggia-"Well Mr Royal you must be very pleased with yourself for spoiling the main event here tonight!"
Royal grins smugly and surveys the two men who are still down on the mat. They might be out cold...
Roberto Maggia-"Now lets hear the possible repercussions..."
Royal's grin fades...
Roberto Maggia-"Sho just beat RCH albeit by DQ so as far as I'm concerned this kind of makes him the no 1 contender!"
Royal looks furious and yells at Maggia with rage in his eyes...
Roberto Maggia-"Well actually it does not as the match is already signed for it will still be RCH3 v Anthony Royal. Plus the record books say you defeated Sho twice despite the tactics used...however..."
Royal's eyes close dreading what Maggia could say next...
Roberto Maggia-"If RCH wins at the PPV that means there will be a triple threat match the following month! So that means Sho will have an invested outcome in that match won't he? Hmmmmmmmm........good night Royal!"
Royal screams in anger and leaves the ring cursing at the fans in a fury. RCH and Sho are slowly regaining their bearings...
Neal Steal-"That's not fair! Total abuse of power by Maggia! You know what he means by Sho's best interests that was hardly subtle was it?"
David Saturn-"Royal invited Silvio to show up but how will he deal with Sho as well?"
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will prove he is on Mr Royal's side! Maggia knows this and that's why he's exploiting the use of Sho here as a desperate counter tactic...Maggia is the one screwing Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"A new champion crowned here on another chaotic CRASH! Yet once again the spotlight is all on Anthony Royal...and for the wrong reasons! Maggia however just may have turned the tables! Good night from Buffalo!"