Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 18, 2012 19:22:22 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #19
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to CRASH Tv as the countdown to Royal Flush continues!"
Neal Steal-"A special treat for you all tonight as Mr Royal will be in action! His opponent however is unworthy of even mentioning!"
David Saturn-"Its Naughty Ned. Also Dustin Weaver will try to halt his losing streak against newcomer Marcus Moon!"
Neal Steal-"Also Robert Carr has proven what a fighting champion he is by putting the CRASH title on the line against Tracy Adkins!"
David Saturn-"Well actually that title has to be defended on every episode of CRASH Tv...wait a moment I'm hearing our esteemed champion has some words for us...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
The scene opens backstage where we see Al Walters standing by with the AWR Champion Anthony Royal. Royal is dressed in his wrestling gear and has the AWR Championship resting on his shoulder.
Al Walters: Ladies and gentleman, I am standing by with the AWR Champion, Anthony Royal. Mr. Royal, in just one week’s time, you will be putting your championship on the line against RCH3. Can I get your thoughts?
Royal: My thoughts? Why do you need my thoughts? I mean, Al, is there really even a story here? What will happen at Royal Flush is already set in stone. I’m going to beat RCH3, retain this beautiful championship and continue being the absolute best. Anyone who thinks otherwise is nothing more than a clown.
Royal smirks while Al give a follow up question.
Al Walters: Well, tonight you go one on one with Naughty Ned. Any thoughts on that?
Royal: Al, Naughty Ned isn’t even worth YOUR time.
Royal simply laughs and walks away as we go back to ringside.
David Saturn-"Well arrogance radiating from our world champion's every edifice as usual..."
Neal Steal-"That's natural confidence and how else is Mr Royal supposed to treat a freak like Ned?
David Saturn-"Would love it if Royal was made to eat his words but I'm realistic about it. Would be a big upset for Ned to defeat Royal tonight..."
Neal Steal-"There's more chance of an apocalypse here tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Royal..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal wouldn't normally come out first but who better than the champ to kick off the show! This match is non title by the way..."
David Saturn-"I agree a big star should ideally always kick off the show but several weeks back you were calling Fa Sho a curtain jerker in similar circumstances..."
Neal Steal-"These people in Florida are so lucky! The sun is out most of the year and now they get to see Mr Royal as well!"
David Saturn-"Well I prefer the weather cool myself...weather can be a little unpredictable down here at times sometimes a hazard..."
Neal Steal-"The AWR title history section on awr.com lists the title defences as well. Thank goodness this match is non-title so Ned's name can't even stain the linage simply in the defeated challengers section!"
David Saturn-"Here comes Ned! Ned is never going to appeal to everyone's tastes but he's certainly getting a great ovation here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"These people should be grateful Mr Royal is wrestling here tonight even in a complete mismatch like this..."
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
Neal Steal-"This monstrosity makes a mockery of plastic surgery. It should be saved for severe burn victims not to create freaks like Ned..."
David Saturn-"Ned paid for the surgery. If that's what "she" wants to spend money on then that's entirely Ned's choice..."
Neal Steal-"More than one surgery. Should have asked for a refund look at this freak. Looks like a mutation from someone exposed to toxic waste..."
David Saturn-"I don't consider Ned attractive but "she" certainly does look feminine. Its not blatantly obvious Ned was actually born male...and still has one particular body part from what I understand..."
Neal Steal-"Can't be the brain then..."
Royal gives Ned a look of disgust as Ned gives him a very seductive look. Both wrestlers circle and slowly get closer. Suddenly Ned darts forward and Royal quickly sidesteps. It looked like Ned was looking at Royal's legs...was he going for a takedown? Ned darts foward again this time grabbing the top of Royal's tights but Royal quickly retreats...was Ned trying to pull Royal's tights down there?
David Saturn-"Royal of course believes Ned was hired by Silvio Megala in an attempt to make the company and himself look bad...changed your stance on that Steal?"
Neal Steal-"There's only one thing I disagree with Mr Royal on and that is the widespread view that Mr Megala has turned against him. I don't believe that''s true Mr Megala hates the likes of Ned..."
David Saturn-"I've never said otherwise. Many of us believe including myself this is the act of jealousy on Megala's part. Trying to make Royal look bad and sabotage his title reign and the company..."
Knowing Ned "she" probably was...another lockup and this time Royal gets a solid grip backing Ned into the corner. Royal has his hands on Ned's body but pauses seemingly unsure of what to do. Usually Royal always has his next calculating move in mind but it looks like he's repulsed even making contact with Ned here. Indeed Royal looks like he might be physically on the verge of vomiting...
Neal Steal-"I'm just surprised Ned hasn't painted "her" face like that clown RCH. Its just about the only cosmetic thing Ned hasn't added to "her" appearance..."
David Saturn-"Will you stop calling RCH a clown! The Hatchet Warrior not here tonight by the way. No doubt preparing for the title showdown in the deep confines of the dark forest..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal struggling to touch this disgusting thing without throwing up. Ned can't even sell "herself" on the street even the local red light district won't touch this idiot..."
Royal retreats again seemingly preparing himself mentally for having to touch Ned. Perhaps its why Royal challenged Ned it might have been seen as a mental obstacle for him to overcome. Another circle of the ring and Royal darts forward but surprisingly Ned sidesteps this time. Clever move there by Ned choosing not to make contact. Indeed his whole ring manner is partly psychological...
Neal Steal-"Like I said plastic surgery should be reserved for burned victims. Or out of kindness people who look like you Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Oh my sides are splitting..."
Both wrestlers charge but from separate vertical and horizontal angles. Both keep avoiding each other as they criss cross across the ring. Royal still may be disturbed by the thought of touching Ned and Ned playing mental games. Finally Royal halts staring at Ned who continues running the ropes grinning at Royal. Ned grins at the ref who looks uncomfortable himself being in same ring as Ned...
David Saturn-"From what I heard Royal wanted to get intimate with Ned earlier this week...how do you feel about that Steal?"
Neal Steal-"That was a disgusting and despicable lie by Naughty Ned! As if Mr Royal would touch that disgusting creature!"
David Saturn-"Royal wanted a bit of "pleasure" from Ned if you know what I mean..."
Neal Steal-"That's not true!"
Both men go for a lockup again but Royal backs off a bit as Ned rubs "herself" across the chest...and those puppies are certainly not small! Finally another sort of lockup and Royal grabs a wristlock then clubs Ned hard across the back. Royal works on the arm twisting and putting pressure on the shoulder. Royal still looks uncomfortable touching Ned but has clearly overcome his initial hesitance...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal should sue you and Ned for spreading such disgusting lies! Its no true and you know it! So stop telling such lies Saturn!"
David Saturn-"You're so easy to wind up aren't you! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Oh! Well I obviously knew that Saturn I was just worried these viewers at home might believe the nonsense you were saying. Their lack of intelligence knows n boundaries..."
David Saturn-"Yeah yeah! Okay........"
Royal backs Ned against he ropes and ref calls for a break. Another lockup and Royal backs Ned into the corner. Ned reverses and Royal is backed in the corner! Ned surprisingly goes for a normal move driving his head into Royal's chest. Ned then gives Royal a hard slap across the face. Royal looks pissed off as Ned laughs and blows kisses to the crowd. Ned then looks like he's trying to kiss Royal!
Neal Steal-"Get your dirty mouth away from Mr Royal! How dare you try such a thing!"
David Saturn-"Ned perhaps not taking this match seriously enough. A win over the champion would be huge for Ned's career..."
Neal Steal-"Stop saying that like its even possible. Even these stupid viewers know that won't happen..."
Royal manages to block the kiss and clubs Ned hard across the head. Several elbows to the head and then Royal whips Ned into the corner screaming in anger as he does so. Royal truly hates being in the same company as Ned. As Ned hits the corner Royal follows up with another hard running elbow to the head. Royal then scoops Ned up and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
David Saturn-"Royal says he's going to beat down Ned and that may be abut to commence here. Two relatively impactful moves there..."
Neal Steal-"Two HIGHLY impactful moves there! Mr Royal is moments away from defeating this freak..."
Royal pulls Ned up and this time executes a spinning neckbreaker. Royal taunts the crowd a bit and then scoops Ned up again this time planting Ned into the mat with a reverse DDT. Royal with a legdrop right across Ned's face and a rather lazy cover by Royal (clearly still a little uncomfortable about too much contact) but Ned kicks out at 2! Royal yells out in frustration clearly surprised at Ned kicking out...
Neal Steal-"Hurry up referee! That was an obvious 3 count!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Nothing wrong with the count there...Royal with chops to the chest now. Couldn't really miss it!"
Ned is tougher than "she" looks and Royal pulls "her" up. Royal with chops to Ned's chest...Royal looks disgusted at the sight of Ned's puppies and clearly wants to do some damage to them! A third chop knocks Ned to the mat and Royal grabs Ned's legs and applies a half boston crab. After a few moments Ned quickly submits to the hold...
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Not quite Mr Royal's usual mat classic but Ned did not even deserve the luxury of a few extra minutes. Mr Royal taught Randal and Sho stuff without them realising but Ned didn't even deserve that!"
David Saturn-"That's a load of BS! Now come on Royal this match is over..."
Royal begins stomping on Ned and then tosses "her" over the top rope. Royal then rams Ned head first into the announce table multiple times. Steal laughs and Royal then grabs Ned by the head and encourages Steal to slap Ned. A couple of slaps follow from Steal as Royal laughs. Saturn looks highly annoyed as Steal sits back down...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! There's a little payback from me! Remember what that freak did to me a couple of years back..."
David Saturn-"Real tough guy aren't you Steal? Real easy to slap someone when they can't defend themselves..."
Royal rams Ned hard into the timekeepers table then rolls Ned back under the ring. Royal then reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a big leather whip...Royal heads back into the ring and begins to whip Ned over and over! Ned screams out in pain as Royal enjoys himself punishing Ned here. Steal is in fits of laughter at ringside...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ned likes spanking innocent people...how do you like being whipped! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"This is completely uncalled for! Royal is trying to end Ned's career here..."
Neal Steal-"Ned is going to need some plastic surgery on that back! Ha ha ha ha ha! I wouldn't be surprised if Ned is enjoying this...who knows what kind of sick fetishes Ned has..."
David Saturn-"Of course Ned isn't enjoying this you fool! This is a brutal whipping! Someone stop this!"
Referees head into the ring and stop Royal from doing any further damage. Ned's back is bleeding from those brutal lashes. Royal has a sick grin on his face as he heads back up the ramp. Ned is moaning in pain as we see some nasty welts on the back...
David Saturn-"Royal is obviously worried about the PPV. Sho and quite possibly Silvio Megala will be there and he's clearly concerned about losing the title. This is a worried man taking out his frustrations on an innocent party here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was in the dominant role here wasn't he! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ned even literally submitted ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Shut up Steal! We will be back in a few moments...disgusting actions here by Royal!"
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As we return from commercial, we see a victorious Anthony Royal walking backstage. His title is on his shoulder. He is still sweating from his match. Suddenly, Royal stops and a big smile creeps across his face. The camera then pans out to reveal Roberto Maggia talking to a stage hand. Maggia shakes his head when he sees Royal. Royal walks up to Maggia, places his arm around his shoulder and shoos away the stagehand. He then addresses Maggia.
Royal: Roberto Maggia, just the man I wanted to see. I just wanted to let you know that you are doing an absolutely TERRIBLE job here.
Roberto looks as if he is about to respond but Royal quickly shushes him.
Royal: Now now, don’t get upset, it’s not your fault. You see Roberto, I know the truth. You’re just a puppet, being strung along by a very influential puppet master. But, at Royal Flush, I’m getting rid of that puppet master. Then, maybe you can run this company the right way.
Roberto Maggia: Mr. Royal, I’ve told you on numerous occasions, and I don’t know how to make it any more clear. The only one making decisions around here is me, and if you go into Royal Flush thinking anything otherwise, you are only setting yourself up for disappointment.
Royal: I guess we’ll see about that, won’t we Robbie?
Royal then gives Roberto a rough slap on the back and walks away while Roberto just shakes his head.
David Saturn-"So you still feel that Megala..."
Neal Steal-"Will you stop asking that! I will be vindicated at Royal Flush when Mr Megala proves me right! Even Mr Royal is wrong once in a blue moon...even Mr Megala has been once once or twice in his life..."
David Saturn-"Well lets get off the subject of Royal...making his debut up next is Marcus Moon! He takes on Dustin Weaver..."
From Hollywod, California...the epitome of greatness...Marcus...MOON!!!
Neal Steal-"I like the look of this guy..."
David Saturn-"Naturally. He's rich, good looking, egotistical..."
Neal Steal-"He must be a Rusty hire then...Maggia hired Ned but this is the type of quality the head of talent relations is bringing to AWR..."
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Dustin Weaver...wait looks like he's got a few words to say. Dustin of course looking to end a 3 match losing streak here tonight albeit some of those losses were controversial circumstances..."
Dustin calls for a mic from a stagehand as he walks onto the ramp alongside Emily.
Dustin-"Clearly this ring announcer has not received the memo I sent out this past week. I no longer wish to be referred to as Dustin Weaver. From now on you will all refer to me as Canada's hero! Lets do this over again..."
Dustin heads backstage and a few moments later the Canadian national anthem plays again and Dustin walks back out onto the ramp...
From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure that's been clarified now...we get the message..."
Neal Steal-"Don't use that tone. Dustin...I mean Canada's hero has the right to call himself whatever he likes! Its up to him what his name is..."
David Saturn-"I'm just amazed this is a Candian wrestler who just got screwed last week and isn't whining about it!"
Both men circle the ring looking to lockup. Moon is actually strutting rather than walking and keeps smirking to his two ladies (the Hollywood Sisters) at ringside. Canada's Hero looks a little more serious as Emily offers him some words of encouragement. The crowd are a little more familiar with Dustin (though hardly cheering for the arrogant looking Moon) and begin chanting DUSTIN SUCKS over and over...
Neal Steal-"He has asked to be referred to as Canada's hero! Please adhere to his wishes!"
David Saturn-"He has the right to call himself what he likes. Also however this crowd have the right to call him what they like..."
Neal Steal-"Pure racism running rampant here...I'm surprised they haven't come to the building in white sheets and hoods..."
David Saturn-"That's more racist than anything we have heard from this crowd. I've heard no racism at all they just don't like Weaver..."
Hero yells at the crowd "its Canada's hero...and I do not suck!" which of course just makes them chant it even louder. Lockup at last and side headlock by Moon which Hero breaks by scooping Moon up and dropping him back first on the mat. Not the cleanest move you will ever see but Moon grabs his back and crawls into the corner towards his ladies. Hero meanwhile has his own discussion with Emily...
David Saturn-"Marcus Moon I believe has some experience in wrestling. He actually admits many things have been handed to him in his life I hope for his sake he isn't expecting that in AWR..."
Neal Steal-"You're just jealous of anyone who's rich and good looking aren't you Saturn? Just admit it for the first time in your life..."
David Saturn-"I'm happy with my life thank you. Its ironic that one of the highlights of my week is sitting here but its one of the lowlights in some ways too for obvious reasons!"
Neal Steal-"ITS CANADA'S HERO!"
The crowd continue to chant DUSTIN DUSTIN DUSTIN in a sarcastic manner and get an irritated glance in return from the self proclaimed Canadian hero. Another lock up and Moon backs Weaver in the corner and chops him. Moon then tries to whip Hero to the opposite corner but Hero resists and yanks Moon's arm forcing him into the corner. Hero gives Moon a chop to the chest and whips him to the opposite corner...
David Saturn-"I believe Moon has signed to wrestle Slick at the PPV next week. That will be a test for the young man..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Marcus kicks his ass!"
David Saturn-"Well there's a fucking surprise!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Marcus he's cultured, sophisticated, lover of fine wine basically everything that Slop Doctor isn't.
David Saturn-"Marcus very much from the twitter generation obsessed with fame, celebrity and image. At least he has some talent I suppose unlike a lot of people on Tv these days..."
Hero follows but Moon quickly leaps to the top turnbuckle (both these men are very capable as high flyers) and goes for some kind of somersault. Hero charges right into the corner so Moon misses but is able to land on his feet. Hero charges but Moon hiptosses him across the ring. Hero ducks a kick to the face as he gets to his feet and retreats into the corner closest to Moon's women.
David Saturn-"Wonder if these women will get physical here! Dustin taunting those two ladies there...what a hero!"
Neal Steal-"Love that wouldn't you pervert?"
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who's Mother told us about your history in ladies bathrooms..."
Neal Steal-"I have your Father Humphrey only a phone call away remember that! Do you want more shocking revelations from the Saturn family's dark past...or more accurately your dark past!"
David Saturn-"Bring him back whenever you like. I could do with another good laugh..."
Weaver taunts Moon's women for no apparent reason which evidently annoys Moon. In response he yells something at Emily getting an irritated response from Hero. Another lock up and Weaver eyerakes Moon then delivers a stiff kick to the chest. Hero laughs at the crowd for some reason clearly thinking their taunts must mean they are on Moon's side. Which hasn't been the case at all the crowd certainly aren't cheering Moon either...
David Saturn-"Well Dustin will be pleased he hasn't been either attacked or screwed. He's actually been able to wrestle for a few minutes here..."
Neal Steal-"Stop calling him Dustin!"
Moon slowly rises to his feet and manages to connect with a quick kick to the knee. Both men are careful here trying to maintain their position but one of them will have to make a move. Moon manages to connect with two more low kicks then delivers a spinning heel kick. Hero falls to the mat but is knocked to the outside by a dropkick. As Hero gets to his feet it looks like Moon is setting up for a big move...
David Saturn-"Why should I call him Canada'a hero? That is very much self proclaimed and I'm not going to insult our Canadian viewers by pandering to Weaver's delusions..."
Neal Steal-"This is not about you Saturn! You do as Weaver...I mean Canada's hero demands! This crowd are extremely rude..."
David Saturn-"Great agility by Moon there. Both these men very much aerial specialists...first time I've seen Moon wrestle but the claims about his style are true judging by that evidence..."
Neal Steal-"Then they aren't claims...they are FACTS!"
Moon charges off the ropes, leaps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying clothesline! What a move and Moon quickly returns to the ring. Weaver to his credit manages to follow quite quickly but looks disorientated as he heads back into the ring. Moon is immediately in his face and kicks him in the chest then whips Hero off the ropes. Hero charges back, ducks a clothesline, rebounds again and delivers a dropkick!
David Saturn-"So you're not pulling for either man here Steal?"
Neal Steal-"No I don't care who wins I like both of these men. Of course I'm always very much impartial...
David Saturn-"Ah yes you were fair to Ned earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Ned has had enough attention afforded to "herself" here tonight thanks to being in Mr Royal's spotlight for a few fleeting minutes. Don't give "her" any more attention..."
Perfect dropkick there by Hero absolutely pinpoint. Hero taunts the crowd receiving boos and another sarcasticDUSTIN DUSTIN DUSTIN chant in return. Moon's ladies yell at the crowd obviously their intelligence level isn't high as the crowd's sarcasm is obvious. Hero whips Moon off the ropes, Moon ducks a clothesline and this time he catches Hero with a dropkick! Hero shouldn't have wasted time mocking the crowd here in Florida...
David Saturn-"You can't be happy about Moon claiming he will be AWR champion..."
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal is a few years older. I'm sure Moon will take his chance if Mr Royal ever steps aside...he will retire as champion I have no doubt about that."
David Saturn-"Not if he loses concentration that easily..."
Moon wastes time taunting the crowd as Hero gets to his feet. Hero looks irritated then he suddenly charges off the ropes. Moon is ready avoding Hero's charge with a leapfrog, Hero charges back and both men hit each other with dropkicks! It was more a clash of legs though neither really hit the other on the face or the body. Both men are back up talking a bit of trash to each other...
David Saturn-"Some verbal exchanges here going on...think the crowd wish they wuld just shut up and wrestle.
Neal Steal-"They are the ones who should shut up and appreciate this athleticism...trying to get attention on themselves by refusing to refer to Canada's hero by the name he prefers..."
David Saturn-"What the hell? What is Dustin doing there? Even you can't explain that surely Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Well no I can't...not sure what Canada's hero was thinking there. After this match I'm sure both these men will shake hands like true gentlemen..."
Moon goes for a lockup but Hero very arrogantly (and stupidly) turns his back on Moon! For his stupidity Hero receives a dropkick to the back and falls face first into the corner. Hero starts pulling himself up but then falls backwards to the mat. Moon walks across Hero in an extremely arrogant move and leaps to the top rope. Moon sets himself up...MOONS OVER MY HAMMY but Hero moves!
David Saturn-"That's the moons over my hammy...at least Moon is not dropping his pants there. Its also the name of a well known sandwich of course..."
Neal Steal-"Immature people like you probably find the name moon amusing..."
David Saturn-"At least Ned didn't show us his moon..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up about that freak Saturn!"
If that had connected it surely would have been over. Hero is up, pulls Moon to his feet and rams face first into the corner. Hero yells at the crowd to "SHUT UP" as they continue to call him Dustin. Vertical suplex executed by Hero and he smirks at Emily in a manner suggesting a victory could be moments away. Emily does look pleased as Hero reaches down grabbing Moon by the hair...
David Saturn-"Weaver apparently quoting Christopher Reeve this past week...a far bigger hero than Weaver will ever be in my opinion. A real inspiration..."
Neal Steal-"He's an inspiration to an entire country...he's Mr Canada!"
David Saturn-"Moon is American though..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!"
Moon pulled up to his feet and Hero whips him off the ropes....baaaaaccccccckkk body drop! Moon clutches his back as he tries to sit up but crumples back to the mat. Hero might be getting complacent here almost like he's trying to punish Moon more than go for the win. This appears more evident as Weaver begins clawing his fingers across Moon's good looking features before dropping a fist across the chest...
Neal Steal-"See what this crowd have done? Canada'a Hero wouldn't normally do something like that to a man like Marcus but this crowd are clearly agitating him..."
David Saturn-"Only guy Weaver cares about is himself. Its always me, me, me!"
Neal Steal-"Yes you are! Now this crowd had better do as he says!"
David Saturn-"Oh else what?"
Hero yells at the crowd "I'M CANADA'S HERO" drawing more loud boos and more chants of DUSTIN DUSTIN. Hero stomps Moon across the chest and then stomps him again on the face. That gets some admonishment from the ref and Hero pulls Moon to his feet. For some reason Hero throws Moon to the outside though the reason becomes clear as Hero follows, walks up to the barricade and yells at some fans in the front row...
Neal Steal-"See what they have forced Canada's Hero to do. Hopefully now they get the message..."
David Saturn-"Dustin has made his point..."
Neal Steal-"CANADA'S HERO! Listen for once!"
Hero rams Moon face first into the announce table and goes back into the ring. Moon slowly manages to follow and Hero sets up for a piledriver! Hero delivers the move but then takes for ever to climb to the top rope. Moon moves at the last second! Clothesline by Moon and he leaps to the top rope once again going for the MOONS OVER MY HAMMY finisher!!!
David Saturn-"Setting up for a high risk move here...and this time Moon's check did not cash!"
Neal Steal-"...Now we are going to see what Canada's Hero promised...the mapleleaf!"
However this time Hero raises his knees making it a very painful landing for Moon! This time Hero takes no chances quickly heading to the top rope and coming off with the MAPLELEAF!!! Hero with the cover...1,2...3!!! Hero gets to his feet hands raised as Emily cheers at ringside. Moon's ladies enter the ring and check on Moon as Hero and Emily make their way up the ramp celebrating the victory.
WINNER BY PINFALL: CANADA'S HERO
Neal Steal-"A fine victory for Canada's hero!"
David Saturn-"Excellent match there and Weaver ends his recent losing streak!"
Neal Steal-"Onwards and upwards for Canada's hero!"
David Saturn-"Won't get any easier for Moon when he wrestles Slick at Royal Flush! We will be back with the main event in a few short minutes!"
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The scene opens backstage where we see Maggia in catering. Suddenly Rusty Axel enters the room not noticing Maggia sigh in exasperation as he takes a seat opposite him...
Rusty Axel-"Hello young Roberto! Is that some of that fancy foreign trash ya got there..."
Maggia-"No its just a cup of coffee."
Rusty Axel-"What kind?"
Maggia-"Starbucks."
Rusty Axel-"Oh good that's American ain't it? Ya know though that branded stuff is expensive...is there nothing cheaper?"
Maggia-"Well like I said Megala Enterprises set the budgets and...
Rusty rudely interrupts...
Rusty Axel-"Well anyway Old Rusty has some more ideas to run by ya..."
Maggia-"Well I..."
Rusty Axel-"Ya know I think we are giving too many rasslin matches away for free on Tv. Ya remember how it was back in the day?"
Maggia-"No...and you were the one who gave away that CRASH title match last week."
Rusty Axel-"Well maybe give away one match for free on Tv and just have some of the other rasslers cut promos at ringside. Fire that useless announcer Saturn or whatever his name is and let Neal do the interviews..."
Maggia-"Well I'm not..."
Rusty-"Then each month we promote one big show in an arena someplace what about New York?"
Maggia tries to respond to the "question" but Rusty just continues talking...
Rusty-"Not for Tv but maybe we can release highlights for each major card on VHS every few months..."
Maggia is speechless as Rusty continues...
Rusty-"It will be like being back in the good ol' days! I don't like this modern rasslin this PPV fangled crap next week should be the last one we do..."
Rusty begins to walk away then suddenly grabs Maggia's coffee and takes a sip...
Rusty-"Too much sugar...put that on the beer budget! Six pack of beers and a few pipes is all ya need at rasslin catering...once I've dealt with that Rattlesnake boy Old Rusty is gonna make sweeping changes around here!"
Rusty walks away as Maggia just sits there open mouthed...
Neal Steal-"Well hopefully Maggia is finally getting the message. You can see he didn't disagree with Rusty's excellent ideas..."
David Saturn-"Looked like he was amazed by the sheer stupidity of Rusty's suggestions to me..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will listen to Rusty if Maggia won't. I predict Maggia will be fired by Mr Megala next week..."
David Saturn-"Well we all know the result of many of your predictions don't we? Though you have been right about the result of all Royal's matches I suppose...still unbeaten here in AWR."
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"The definition of sociopath...or psychopath making his way to the ring. CRASH title is on the line!"
Neal Steal-"I have nothing against Tracy but why on earth would someone look up to a guy like Pol Pot. Year zero is the stupidest thing I've ever heard about in my life!"
David Saturn-"Pretty damning when the epitome of stupidity calls something stupid..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"He does not suck!"
David Saturn-"Well you can't accuse them of not getting his name right...Carr and Adkins trying to settle their differences here tonight. Both these men are not mentally right in different ways..."
A loud "CARR SUCKS" chant from the crowd here and Carr yells at the crowd in angr. Adkins meanwhile simply sits in the corner expressionless. Carr looks over at Adkins and tells him to get up to his feet. Carr looks irritated as Adkins simply stares a hole through him. Adkins is deranged we only have to see who his idols are (Pol Pot and Stalin amongst others) to see how warped he is...
David Saturn-"Carr moaning at the crowd...still got something to complain about. I suppose the CRASH title defence rule was created simply to screw him in his mind..."
Neal Steal-"Hey there's Red Randal..."
David Saturn-"Interesting...we have not heard how Randal feels about this rift between Adkins and Carr..."
Carr talks a bit of trash to the crowd as Adkins is finally on his feet. After demanding Adkins rise Carr then rolls out of the ring. Both SIN members playing psychological games here...and here comes the third as RED RANDAL makes his way to ringside. Who's side is Randal on? Is he neutral in this disagreement between Carr and Adkins? It seems Tracy is unhappy for some reason at Randal being there and orders him back up the ramp...
David Saturn-"Adkins may think Randal is on Carr's side. Then again he regularly yells at his followers and treats them like dirt..."
Neal Steal-"Well at the moment Adkins is a follower himself. Randal is neutral I'm sure he's more of a follower than a leader. Carr and Adkins clearly more intelligent than Randal is..."
David Saturn-"Well that's true. Nobody would ever call Randal a mastermind..."
Meanwhile Carr attacks from behind but it was hardly a distraction as Adkins was the one who started yelling at Randal. Perhaps Tracy is paranoid Randal is on Carr's side? Carr pounds away on Adkins in the corner then whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. Carr makes the mistake of charging after Adkins too fast and gets a raised boot to the face. Carr staggers and Adkins delivers a tremendous clothesline!
David Saturn-"Carr was dominated in a recent tag match which seemingly worsened the rift and is now being dominated in the early stages here!"
Neal Steal-"They are just fighting out their problems like men. These two are like family and they will settle their differences here..."
Carr gets to his feet but is clearly staggered by the force of that blow. Uppercut by Adkins sees Carr reeling only able to keep himself upright by grabbing the top rope. Adkins drives Carr head first into the turnbuckle then takes him to the next one and repeats the move. Carr whipped off the ropes and Adkins catches him with a big boot to the face! Carr clutches his chin in pain...
David Saturn-"Carr of course scheduled to wrestle Fa Sho at the PPV in a match that will see the CRASH title defended if he retains here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Which he should not have to do since it is not CRASH Tv next week. Maggia has probably forced it on him because he's bitter about Rusty making the CRASH title match last week..."
David Saturn-"Maggia clearly more focused on the world title which Rusty has no authority to make decisions over..."
Adkins charges off the ropes...legdrop! 1,2...and Carr kicks out! We see a close up shot of Randal who looks expressionless. Adkins pulls Carr up by the arm and yanks him forward perhaps trying to pull it out of its socket. That will put pressure on the shoulder and Carr yells at Randal to give him some help. Randal does nothing however and Adkins continues to yank on the arm.
David Saturn-"Well that's a fighting champion! Carr is begging Randal to help him..."
Neal Steal-"I think a fan was having an asthma attack in the front row and Carr was suggesting Randal try and help..."
David Saturn-"Nonsense. Carr whimpering like a baby here..."
Carr is moaning in pain and Adkins pulls Carr into the corner. Adkins climbs to the top turnbuckle then walks the ropes...old school style! Great athleticism by Adkins but suddenly Randal delivers a low blow causing Adkins to crotch himself! How did the ref miss that one? Carr is able to take a quick breather as Adkins lies on the mat with an incensed look in the direction of Randal...
David Saturn-"So Randal is on Carr's side?"
Neal Steal-"Win win either way for Randal. Both Carr and Adkins are successful leaders Randal can't lose..."
David Saturn-"Adkins is incensed...Randal better watch out the guy is a maniac!"
Neal Steal-"Tracy had a troubled childhood why don't you show him some love and understanding? Aside from that bizarre Pol Pot idol worship..."
Carr then stomps Adkins a few times and pulls him up to his feet. Carr goes to whip Adkins off the ropes but Tracy had time to shake off the effects of that low blow and reverses it! Carr is sent flying over the top rope and Adkins tries to follow but the ref blocks him. As Adkins argues with the ref Randal suddenly clotheslines Carr on the outside! What the hell is going on with Randal?
David Saturn-"Now Randal has attacked Carr!"
Neal Steal-"I don't understand this...what is Randal doing attacking both of his associates..."
David Saturn-"Maybe its Randal's way of showing he isn't on either man's side. Would have made more sense not to hit either of them. Strange logic from Randal there..."
Neal Steal-"Perhaps Randal is annoyed by the argument and is showing both some tough love..."
David Saturn-"If you take away the love reference that's actually a good point. Randal may well be sick and tired of the friction between Carr and Adkins and wants them to become a unit again..."
Randal glances up at Adkins who looks bemused. Randal then makes his way up the ramp and backstage as the crowd look confused. Carr crawls back into the ring as the crowd are now giving Adkins some abuse. Adkins stomps Carr across the chest and then takes him into the corner ramming Carr head first into the turnbuckle. Carr now stomping a mudhole in Carr really taking his breath away here...
Neal Steal-"Randal has always preferred to express himself physically rather than verbally."
David Saturn-"Well he got his point across in a strange but possibly effective way...Adkins is killing Carr here..."
Adkins is ferocious and the ref steps in getting cursed at by Adkins in return. Uppercut by Adkins and another sends Carr crumpling to the mat. Carr is in big trouble and has been dominated for much of this matchup. Adkins moves forward...low blow by Carr! This referee is blind as somehow he fails to spot that as well! This ref won't be getting a promotion anytime soon...
David Saturn-"This referee is awful!"
Neal Steal-"Must have been a Maggia hire..."
David Saturn-"He was employed here last year you fool! Maggia wasn't even here then..."
Of course he is officiating a CRASH Tv main event so how much higher can you go as a referee? Carr is on his feet now and pulls Adkins up. Carr probably should have attacked Tracy on the ground as Adkins blocks a uppercut and nails Carr with a right hand. Carr hits back with a right of his own but he won't beat the deranged Tracy in a fistfight and it seems Adkins is getting the upper hand again...
David Saturn-"Adkins will win a straight up brawl. Carr will most likely be victorious in a more technical matchup if he keeps his paranoia in check...this match certainly has not been technical..."
Neal Steal-"Its good ol' fashioned rasslin just like Rusty has promised!"
David Saturn-"Carr trying to take this to the ground...wise move...Adkins has had the upper hand for much of the match but Carr fighting back..."
Carr however suddenly ducks and scoops Adkins up slamming him to the mat. Carr charges off the ropes...legdrop! 1,2...and a kickout by Adkins. As Tracy tries to get back up Carr delivers clubbing blows to the back of the head. Carr tries to wear Adkins down clamping his hand across the shoulder of Adkins. Of course Adkins would never submit to any hold and Carr is simply getting a breather here...
Neal Steal-"I'm not sure Adkins would ever submit...maybe not even to Mr Royal. Or even the kind of submission Mr Megala. He loves pain...being in the same ring as Mr Royal or Mr Megala would probably be a fantasy for him..."
David Saturn-"Carr certainly does not love pain. Carr and Adkins different in many ways but similar in others..."
Some of Carr's decision making in this match has been poor however and only Randal and his own low blow have helped him stay in the contest. Adkins is now up to his feet and he elbows Carr in the face. Stiff right hand by Carr in response and then Carr charges off the ropes connecting with a strong clothesline! Carr then grabs Adkins legs and nails him about as close to a low blow as you can get...
David Saturn-"Come on ref! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Worried about him taking your job Saturn? He's blinder than you are..."
David Saturn-"Might be a record number of low blows in this match...cowardly from Carr though if he was disqualified he would lose the leadership of SIN. So maybe he isn't trying to get the DQ after all but he is taking a risk..."
Neal Steal-"Robert wouldn't lose the title on a DQ though..."
That might have been a partial low blow...this ref can't see anything! Have we seen a worse refereeing performance in the AWR than this? Carr has probably been trying to get himself disqualified and he goes back to pounding on the shoulder. Adkins dished out most of the punishment earlier but Carr has really fought back. Carr is struggling to keep Adkins down however...
David Saturn-"This has developed into one hell of a fight...could go either way..."
Neal Steal-"Shows how much the CRASH title means to these wrestlers...and the SIN leadership of course!"
Shot to the ribs drops Adkins to his knees. Adkins then fights back with blows to Carr's stomach. Ferocious blows by Adkins really winding Carr and a big right to the face! Tracy is back on his feet and Carr retaliates with a kick to the ribs. Right hand by Adkins, blocks a right and pounds Carr into the corner. Carr whipped to the opposite corner and as Adkins charges in Carr raises his elbow...
David Saturn-"Adkins charging...but Carr with the elbow!"
Neal Steal-"Three excellent matches here tonight...well Mr Royal's usual flawless performance at least it not so much Ned. Then the last match and now this quality main event!"
Carr made a similar mistake early in the matchup though in Adkins defence the match has been going on for several minutes now. Right hand by Carr and he whips Adkins into the corner. Adkins charges out and Carr lowers his head looking for a back body drop. Adkins surprises the crowd by delivering a scissor kick right across the neck! We haven't seen that move from Tracy before...
David Saturn-"h my! Adkins pulled that one out of nowhere!"
Neal Steal-"Robert isn't taken by surprise easily but nobody saw that coming! So much on the line here..."
David Saturn-"...and a nearfall! Can't criticise the ref for that one even if its the first thing he's done right."
Neal Steal-"Stop bullying the ref...easy for you to say with the monitor in front of you..."
Both men now down and Adkins with the cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up! Adkins moans to the ref (he's even getting complaints for the stuff he's managed to get right now as that was a fairly timed count) but Carr is up and attacks from behind. Foolish by Adkins there repeating Carr's poor decision making by becoming distracted. Carr whips Adkins off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Snap suplex! Adkins is moments away here!"
Neal Steal-"Would be a shame to see Carr lose the title so soon but Adkins isn't the worst guy he could lose it to..."
Adkins ducks a clothesline, Carr spins round and Adkins delivers a snap suplex! Adkins slowly watches as Carr gets to his feet...DECAPITATOR!!! This should be it and suddenly the lights go out! We hear sounds of a scuffle and when they come back on both men are unconscious in the ring! Even this ref couldn't fail to spot that and calls for the bell...both men are busted open...
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"Lights just went out and both men injured here! That wasn't Royal surely I heard through my earpiece he was seen leaving literally seconds ago..."
Neal Steal-"So don't accuse Mr Royal then...he had nothing to do with that..."
The camera focuses on both men then we see something broken on the mat. It looks like broken glass and then we see the broken top half of something...a beer bottle?
Neal Steal-"Well that should be an obvious clue shouldn't it? Even these idiot viewers should be able to work out the resident drunk is behind this!"
David Saturn-"I haven't seen Slick here tonight if that's who you're referring to...what is going on? Is someone trying to set up Slick for the blame here? We are out of time...see you next week at Royal Flush!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Hello and welcome to CRASH Tv as the countdown to Royal Flush continues!"
Neal Steal-"A special treat for you all tonight as Mr Royal will be in action! His opponent however is unworthy of even mentioning!"
David Saturn-"Its Naughty Ned. Also Dustin Weaver will try to halt his losing streak against newcomer Marcus Moon!"
Neal Steal-"Also Robert Carr has proven what a fighting champion he is by putting the CRASH title on the line against Tracy Adkins!"
David Saturn-"Well actually that title has to be defended on every episode of CRASH Tv...wait a moment I'm hearing our esteemed champion has some words for us...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo!"
The scene opens backstage where we see Al Walters standing by with the AWR Champion Anthony Royal. Royal is dressed in his wrestling gear and has the AWR Championship resting on his shoulder.
Al Walters: Ladies and gentleman, I am standing by with the AWR Champion, Anthony Royal. Mr. Royal, in just one week’s time, you will be putting your championship on the line against RCH3. Can I get your thoughts?
Royal: My thoughts? Why do you need my thoughts? I mean, Al, is there really even a story here? What will happen at Royal Flush is already set in stone. I’m going to beat RCH3, retain this beautiful championship and continue being the absolute best. Anyone who thinks otherwise is nothing more than a clown.
Royal smirks while Al give a follow up question.
Al Walters: Well, tonight you go one on one with Naughty Ned. Any thoughts on that?
Royal: Al, Naughty Ned isn’t even worth YOUR time.
Royal simply laughs and walks away as we go back to ringside.
David Saturn-"Well arrogance radiating from our world champion's every edifice as usual..."
Neal Steal-"That's natural confidence and how else is Mr Royal supposed to treat a freak like Ned?
David Saturn-"Would love it if Royal was made to eat his words but I'm realistic about it. Would be a big upset for Ned to defeat Royal tonight..."
Neal Steal-"There's more chance of an apocalypse here tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well here comes Royal..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal wouldn't normally come out first but who better than the champ to kick off the show! This match is non title by the way..."
David Saturn-"I agree a big star should ideally always kick off the show but several weeks back you were calling Fa Sho a curtain jerker in similar circumstances..."
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From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"These people in Florida are so lucky! The sun is out most of the year and now they get to see Mr Royal as well!"
David Saturn-"Well I prefer the weather cool myself...weather can be a little unpredictable down here at times sometimes a hazard..."
Neal Steal-"The AWR title history section on awr.com lists the title defences as well. Thank goodness this match is non-title so Ned's name can't even stain the linage simply in the defeated challengers section!"
David Saturn-"Here comes Ned! Ned is never going to appeal to everyone's tastes but he's certainly getting a great ovation here tonight!"
Neal Steal-"These people should be grateful Mr Royal is wrestling here tonight even in a complete mismatch like this..."
From Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...Naughty...NED!!!
Neal Steal-"This monstrosity makes a mockery of plastic surgery. It should be saved for severe burn victims not to create freaks like Ned..."
David Saturn-"Ned paid for the surgery. If that's what "she" wants to spend money on then that's entirely Ned's choice..."
Neal Steal-"More than one surgery. Should have asked for a refund look at this freak. Looks like a mutation from someone exposed to toxic waste..."
David Saturn-"I don't consider Ned attractive but "she" certainly does look feminine. Its not blatantly obvious Ned was actually born male...and still has one particular body part from what I understand..."
Neal Steal-"Can't be the brain then..."
Royal gives Ned a look of disgust as Ned gives him a very seductive look. Both wrestlers circle and slowly get closer. Suddenly Ned darts forward and Royal quickly sidesteps. It looked like Ned was looking at Royal's legs...was he going for a takedown? Ned darts foward again this time grabbing the top of Royal's tights but Royal quickly retreats...was Ned trying to pull Royal's tights down there?
David Saturn-"Royal of course believes Ned was hired by Silvio Megala in an attempt to make the company and himself look bad...changed your stance on that Steal?"
Neal Steal-"There's only one thing I disagree with Mr Royal on and that is the widespread view that Mr Megala has turned against him. I don't believe that''s true Mr Megala hates the likes of Ned..."
David Saturn-"I've never said otherwise. Many of us believe including myself this is the act of jealousy on Megala's part. Trying to make Royal look bad and sabotage his title reign and the company..."
Knowing Ned "she" probably was...another lockup and this time Royal gets a solid grip backing Ned into the corner. Royal has his hands on Ned's body but pauses seemingly unsure of what to do. Usually Royal always has his next calculating move in mind but it looks like he's repulsed even making contact with Ned here. Indeed Royal looks like he might be physically on the verge of vomiting...
Neal Steal-"I'm just surprised Ned hasn't painted "her" face like that clown RCH. Its just about the only cosmetic thing Ned hasn't added to "her" appearance..."
David Saturn-"Will you stop calling RCH a clown! The Hatchet Warrior not here tonight by the way. No doubt preparing for the title showdown in the deep confines of the dark forest..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal struggling to touch this disgusting thing without throwing up. Ned can't even sell "herself" on the street even the local red light district won't touch this idiot..."
Royal retreats again seemingly preparing himself mentally for having to touch Ned. Perhaps its why Royal challenged Ned it might have been seen as a mental obstacle for him to overcome. Another circle of the ring and Royal darts forward but surprisingly Ned sidesteps this time. Clever move there by Ned choosing not to make contact. Indeed his whole ring manner is partly psychological...
Neal Steal-"Like I said plastic surgery should be reserved for burned victims. Or out of kindness people who look like you Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Oh my sides are splitting..."
Both wrestlers charge but from separate vertical and horizontal angles. Both keep avoiding each other as they criss cross across the ring. Royal still may be disturbed by the thought of touching Ned and Ned playing mental games. Finally Royal halts staring at Ned who continues running the ropes grinning at Royal. Ned grins at the ref who looks uncomfortable himself being in same ring as Ned...
David Saturn-"From what I heard Royal wanted to get intimate with Ned earlier this week...how do you feel about that Steal?"
Neal Steal-"That was a disgusting and despicable lie by Naughty Ned! As if Mr Royal would touch that disgusting creature!"
David Saturn-"Royal wanted a bit of "pleasure" from Ned if you know what I mean..."
Neal Steal-"That's not true!"
Both men go for a lockup again but Royal backs off a bit as Ned rubs "herself" across the chest...and those puppies are certainly not small! Finally another sort of lockup and Royal grabs a wristlock then clubs Ned hard across the back. Royal works on the arm twisting and putting pressure on the shoulder. Royal still looks uncomfortable touching Ned but has clearly overcome his initial hesitance...
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal should sue you and Ned for spreading such disgusting lies! Its no true and you know it! So stop telling such lies Saturn!"
David Saturn-"You're so easy to wind up aren't you! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Oh! Well I obviously knew that Saturn I was just worried these viewers at home might believe the nonsense you were saying. Their lack of intelligence knows n boundaries..."
David Saturn-"Yeah yeah! Okay........"
Royal backs Ned against he ropes and ref calls for a break. Another lockup and Royal backs Ned into the corner. Ned reverses and Royal is backed in the corner! Ned surprisingly goes for a normal move driving his head into Royal's chest. Ned then gives Royal a hard slap across the face. Royal looks pissed off as Ned laughs and blows kisses to the crowd. Ned then looks like he's trying to kiss Royal!
Neal Steal-"Get your dirty mouth away from Mr Royal! How dare you try such a thing!"
David Saturn-"Ned perhaps not taking this match seriously enough. A win over the champion would be huge for Ned's career..."
Neal Steal-"Stop saying that like its even possible. Even these stupid viewers know that won't happen..."
Royal manages to block the kiss and clubs Ned hard across the head. Several elbows to the head and then Royal whips Ned into the corner screaming in anger as he does so. Royal truly hates being in the same company as Ned. As Ned hits the corner Royal follows up with another hard running elbow to the head. Royal then scoops Ned up and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
David Saturn-"Royal says he's going to beat down Ned and that may be abut to commence here. Two relatively impactful moves there..."
Neal Steal-"Two HIGHLY impactful moves there! Mr Royal is moments away from defeating this freak..."
Royal pulls Ned up and this time executes a spinning neckbreaker. Royal taunts the crowd a bit and then scoops Ned up again this time planting Ned into the mat with a reverse DDT. Royal with a legdrop right across Ned's face and a rather lazy cover by Royal (clearly still a little uncomfortable about too much contact) but Ned kicks out at 2! Royal yells out in frustration clearly surprised at Ned kicking out...
Neal Steal-"Hurry up referee! That was an obvious 3 count!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Nothing wrong with the count there...Royal with chops to the chest now. Couldn't really miss it!"
Ned is tougher than "she" looks and Royal pulls "her" up. Royal with chops to Ned's chest...Royal looks disgusted at the sight of Ned's puppies and clearly wants to do some damage to them! A third chop knocks Ned to the mat and Royal grabs Ned's legs and applies a half boston crab. After a few moments Ned quickly submits to the hold...
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: ANTHONY ROYAL
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Not quite Mr Royal's usual mat classic but Ned did not even deserve the luxury of a few extra minutes. Mr Royal taught Randal and Sho stuff without them realising but Ned didn't even deserve that!"
David Saturn-"That's a load of BS! Now come on Royal this match is over..."
Royal begins stomping on Ned and then tosses "her" over the top rope. Royal then rams Ned head first into the announce table multiple times. Steal laughs and Royal then grabs Ned by the head and encourages Steal to slap Ned. A couple of slaps follow from Steal as Royal laughs. Saturn looks highly annoyed as Steal sits back down...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! There's a little payback from me! Remember what that freak did to me a couple of years back..."
David Saturn-"Real tough guy aren't you Steal? Real easy to slap someone when they can't defend themselves..."
Royal rams Ned hard into the timekeepers table then rolls Ned back under the ring. Royal then reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a big leather whip...Royal heads back into the ring and begins to whip Ned over and over! Ned screams out in pain as Royal enjoys himself punishing Ned here. Steal is in fits of laughter at ringside...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ned likes spanking innocent people...how do you like being whipped! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"This is completely uncalled for! Royal is trying to end Ned's career here..."
Neal Steal-"Ned is going to need some plastic surgery on that back! Ha ha ha ha ha! I wouldn't be surprised if Ned is enjoying this...who knows what kind of sick fetishes Ned has..."
David Saturn-"Of course Ned isn't enjoying this you fool! This is a brutal whipping! Someone stop this!"
Referees head into the ring and stop Royal from doing any further damage. Ned's back is bleeding from those brutal lashes. Royal has a sick grin on his face as he heads back up the ramp. Ned is moaning in pain as we see some nasty welts on the back...
David Saturn-"Royal is obviously worried about the PPV. Sho and quite possibly Silvio Megala will be there and he's clearly concerned about losing the title. This is a worried man taking out his frustrations on an innocent party here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal was in the dominant role here wasn't he! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ned even literally submitted ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Shut up Steal! We will be back in a few moments...disgusting actions here by Royal!"
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LIVE! THURSDAY 25TH OCTOBER ON PPV!
WHO HOLDS ALL THE CARDS?
WHO HOLDS ALL THE CARDS?
As we return from commercial, we see a victorious Anthony Royal walking backstage. His title is on his shoulder. He is still sweating from his match. Suddenly, Royal stops and a big smile creeps across his face. The camera then pans out to reveal Roberto Maggia talking to a stage hand. Maggia shakes his head when he sees Royal. Royal walks up to Maggia, places his arm around his shoulder and shoos away the stagehand. He then addresses Maggia.
Royal: Roberto Maggia, just the man I wanted to see. I just wanted to let you know that you are doing an absolutely TERRIBLE job here.
Roberto looks as if he is about to respond but Royal quickly shushes him.
Royal: Now now, don’t get upset, it’s not your fault. You see Roberto, I know the truth. You’re just a puppet, being strung along by a very influential puppet master. But, at Royal Flush, I’m getting rid of that puppet master. Then, maybe you can run this company the right way.
Roberto Maggia: Mr. Royal, I’ve told you on numerous occasions, and I don’t know how to make it any more clear. The only one making decisions around here is me, and if you go into Royal Flush thinking anything otherwise, you are only setting yourself up for disappointment.
Royal: I guess we’ll see about that, won’t we Robbie?
Royal then gives Roberto a rough slap on the back and walks away while Roberto just shakes his head.
David Saturn-"So you still feel that Megala..."
Neal Steal-"Will you stop asking that! I will be vindicated at Royal Flush when Mr Megala proves me right! Even Mr Royal is wrong once in a blue moon...even Mr Megala has been once once or twice in his life..."
David Saturn-"Well lets get off the subject of Royal...making his debut up next is Marcus Moon! He takes on Dustin Weaver..."
VS
From Hollywod, California...the epitome of greatness...Marcus...MOON!!!
Neal Steal-"I like the look of this guy..."
David Saturn-"Naturally. He's rich, good looking, egotistical..."
Neal Steal-"He must be a Rusty hire then...Maggia hired Ned but this is the type of quality the head of talent relations is bringing to AWR..."
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...Dustin...WEAVER!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes Dustin Weaver...wait looks like he's got a few words to say. Dustin of course looking to end a 3 match losing streak here tonight albeit some of those losses were controversial circumstances..."
Dustin calls for a mic from a stagehand as he walks onto the ramp alongside Emily.
Dustin-"Clearly this ring announcer has not received the memo I sent out this past week. I no longer wish to be referred to as Dustin Weaver. From now on you will all refer to me as Canada's hero! Lets do this over again..."
Dustin heads backstage and a few moments later the Canadian national anthem plays again and Dustin walks back out onto the ramp...
From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
David Saturn-"Well I'm sure that's been clarified now...we get the message..."
Neal Steal-"Don't use that tone. Dustin...I mean Canada's hero has the right to call himself whatever he likes! Its up to him what his name is..."
David Saturn-"I'm just amazed this is a Candian wrestler who just got screwed last week and isn't whining about it!"
Both men circle the ring looking to lockup. Moon is actually strutting rather than walking and keeps smirking to his two ladies (the Hollywood Sisters) at ringside. Canada's Hero looks a little more serious as Emily offers him some words of encouragement. The crowd are a little more familiar with Dustin (though hardly cheering for the arrogant looking Moon) and begin chanting DUSTIN SUCKS over and over...
Neal Steal-"He has asked to be referred to as Canada's hero! Please adhere to his wishes!"
David Saturn-"He has the right to call himself what he likes. Also however this crowd have the right to call him what they like..."
Neal Steal-"Pure racism running rampant here...I'm surprised they haven't come to the building in white sheets and hoods..."
David Saturn-"That's more racist than anything we have heard from this crowd. I've heard no racism at all they just don't like Weaver..."
Hero yells at the crowd "its Canada's hero...and I do not suck!" which of course just makes them chant it even louder. Lockup at last and side headlock by Moon which Hero breaks by scooping Moon up and dropping him back first on the mat. Not the cleanest move you will ever see but Moon grabs his back and crawls into the corner towards his ladies. Hero meanwhile has his own discussion with Emily...
David Saturn-"Marcus Moon I believe has some experience in wrestling. He actually admits many things have been handed to him in his life I hope for his sake he isn't expecting that in AWR..."
Neal Steal-"You're just jealous of anyone who's rich and good looking aren't you Saturn? Just admit it for the first time in your life..."
David Saturn-"I'm happy with my life thank you. Its ironic that one of the highlights of my week is sitting here but its one of the lowlights in some ways too for obvious reasons!"
Neal Steal-"ITS CANADA'S HERO!"
The crowd continue to chant DUSTIN DUSTIN DUSTIN in a sarcastic manner and get an irritated glance in return from the self proclaimed Canadian hero. Another lock up and Moon backs Weaver in the corner and chops him. Moon then tries to whip Hero to the opposite corner but Hero resists and yanks Moon's arm forcing him into the corner. Hero gives Moon a chop to the chest and whips him to the opposite corner...
David Saturn-"I believe Moon has signed to wrestle Slick at the PPV next week. That will be a test for the young man..."
Neal Steal-"I hope Marcus kicks his ass!"
David Saturn-"Well there's a fucking surprise!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Marcus he's cultured, sophisticated, lover of fine wine basically everything that Slop Doctor isn't.
David Saturn-"Marcus very much from the twitter generation obsessed with fame, celebrity and image. At least he has some talent I suppose unlike a lot of people on Tv these days..."
Hero follows but Moon quickly leaps to the top turnbuckle (both these men are very capable as high flyers) and goes for some kind of somersault. Hero charges right into the corner so Moon misses but is able to land on his feet. Hero charges but Moon hiptosses him across the ring. Hero ducks a kick to the face as he gets to his feet and retreats into the corner closest to Moon's women.
David Saturn-"Wonder if these women will get physical here! Dustin taunting those two ladies there...what a hero!"
Neal Steal-"Love that wouldn't you pervert?"
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who's Mother told us about your history in ladies bathrooms..."
Neal Steal-"I have your Father Humphrey only a phone call away remember that! Do you want more shocking revelations from the Saturn family's dark past...or more accurately your dark past!"
David Saturn-"Bring him back whenever you like. I could do with another good laugh..."
Weaver taunts Moon's women for no apparent reason which evidently annoys Moon. In response he yells something at Emily getting an irritated response from Hero. Another lock up and Weaver eyerakes Moon then delivers a stiff kick to the chest. Hero laughs at the crowd for some reason clearly thinking their taunts must mean they are on Moon's side. Which hasn't been the case at all the crowd certainly aren't cheering Moon either...
David Saturn-"Well Dustin will be pleased he hasn't been either attacked or screwed. He's actually been able to wrestle for a few minutes here..."
Neal Steal-"Stop calling him Dustin!"
Moon slowly rises to his feet and manages to connect with a quick kick to the knee. Both men are careful here trying to maintain their position but one of them will have to make a move. Moon manages to connect with two more low kicks then delivers a spinning heel kick. Hero falls to the mat but is knocked to the outside by a dropkick. As Hero gets to his feet it looks like Moon is setting up for a big move...
David Saturn-"Why should I call him Canada'a hero? That is very much self proclaimed and I'm not going to insult our Canadian viewers by pandering to Weaver's delusions..."
Neal Steal-"This is not about you Saturn! You do as Weaver...I mean Canada's hero demands! This crowd are extremely rude..."
David Saturn-"Great agility by Moon there. Both these men very much aerial specialists...first time I've seen Moon wrestle but the claims about his style are true judging by that evidence..."
Neal Steal-"Then they aren't claims...they are FACTS!"
Moon charges off the ropes, leaps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying clothesline! What a move and Moon quickly returns to the ring. Weaver to his credit manages to follow quite quickly but looks disorientated as he heads back into the ring. Moon is immediately in his face and kicks him in the chest then whips Hero off the ropes. Hero charges back, ducks a clothesline, rebounds again and delivers a dropkick!
David Saturn-"So you're not pulling for either man here Steal?"
Neal Steal-"No I don't care who wins I like both of these men. Of course I'm always very much impartial...
David Saturn-"Ah yes you were fair to Ned earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Ned has had enough attention afforded to "herself" here tonight thanks to being in Mr Royal's spotlight for a few fleeting minutes. Don't give "her" any more attention..."
Perfect dropkick there by Hero absolutely pinpoint. Hero taunts the crowd receiving boos and another sarcasticDUSTIN DUSTIN DUSTIN chant in return. Moon's ladies yell at the crowd obviously their intelligence level isn't high as the crowd's sarcasm is obvious. Hero whips Moon off the ropes, Moon ducks a clothesline and this time he catches Hero with a dropkick! Hero shouldn't have wasted time mocking the crowd here in Florida...
David Saturn-"You can't be happy about Moon claiming he will be AWR champion..."
Neal Steal-"Well Mr Royal is a few years older. I'm sure Moon will take his chance if Mr Royal ever steps aside...he will retire as champion I have no doubt about that."
David Saturn-"Not if he loses concentration that easily..."
Moon wastes time taunting the crowd as Hero gets to his feet. Hero looks irritated then he suddenly charges off the ropes. Moon is ready avoding Hero's charge with a leapfrog, Hero charges back and both men hit each other with dropkicks! It was more a clash of legs though neither really hit the other on the face or the body. Both men are back up talking a bit of trash to each other...
David Saturn-"Some verbal exchanges here going on...think the crowd wish they wuld just shut up and wrestle.
Neal Steal-"They are the ones who should shut up and appreciate this athleticism...trying to get attention on themselves by refusing to refer to Canada's hero by the name he prefers..."
David Saturn-"What the hell? What is Dustin doing there? Even you can't explain that surely Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Well no I can't...not sure what Canada's hero was thinking there. After this match I'm sure both these men will shake hands like true gentlemen..."
Moon goes for a lockup but Hero very arrogantly (and stupidly) turns his back on Moon! For his stupidity Hero receives a dropkick to the back and falls face first into the corner. Hero starts pulling himself up but then falls backwards to the mat. Moon walks across Hero in an extremely arrogant move and leaps to the top rope. Moon sets himself up...MOONS OVER MY HAMMY but Hero moves!
David Saturn-"That's the moons over my hammy...at least Moon is not dropping his pants there. Its also the name of a well known sandwich of course..."
Neal Steal-"Immature people like you probably find the name moon amusing..."
David Saturn-"At least Ned didn't show us his moon..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up about that freak Saturn!"
If that had connected it surely would have been over. Hero is up, pulls Moon to his feet and rams face first into the corner. Hero yells at the crowd to "SHUT UP" as they continue to call him Dustin. Vertical suplex executed by Hero and he smirks at Emily in a manner suggesting a victory could be moments away. Emily does look pleased as Hero reaches down grabbing Moon by the hair...
David Saturn-"Weaver apparently quoting Christopher Reeve this past week...a far bigger hero than Weaver will ever be in my opinion. A real inspiration..."
Neal Steal-"He's an inspiration to an entire country...he's Mr Canada!"
David Saturn-"Moon is American though..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up!"
Moon pulled up to his feet and Hero whips him off the ropes....baaaaaccccccckkk body drop! Moon clutches his back as he tries to sit up but crumples back to the mat. Hero might be getting complacent here almost like he's trying to punish Moon more than go for the win. This appears more evident as Weaver begins clawing his fingers across Moon's good looking features before dropping a fist across the chest...
Neal Steal-"See what this crowd have done? Canada'a Hero wouldn't normally do something like that to a man like Marcus but this crowd are clearly agitating him..."
David Saturn-"Only guy Weaver cares about is himself. Its always me, me, me!"
Neal Steal-"Yes you are! Now this crowd had better do as he says!"
David Saturn-"Oh else what?"
Hero yells at the crowd "I'M CANADA'S HERO" drawing more loud boos and more chants of DUSTIN DUSTIN. Hero stomps Moon across the chest and then stomps him again on the face. That gets some admonishment from the ref and Hero pulls Moon to his feet. For some reason Hero throws Moon to the outside though the reason becomes clear as Hero follows, walks up to the barricade and yells at some fans in the front row...
Neal Steal-"See what they have forced Canada's Hero to do. Hopefully now they get the message..."
David Saturn-"Dustin has made his point..."
Neal Steal-"CANADA'S HERO! Listen for once!"
Hero rams Moon face first into the announce table and goes back into the ring. Moon slowly manages to follow and Hero sets up for a piledriver! Hero delivers the move but then takes for ever to climb to the top rope. Moon moves at the last second! Clothesline by Moon and he leaps to the top rope once again going for the MOONS OVER MY HAMMY finisher!!!
David Saturn-"Setting up for a high risk move here...and this time Moon's check did not cash!"
Neal Steal-"...Now we are going to see what Canada's Hero promised...the mapleleaf!"
However this time Hero raises his knees making it a very painful landing for Moon! This time Hero takes no chances quickly heading to the top rope and coming off with the MAPLELEAF!!! Hero with the cover...1,2...3!!! Hero gets to his feet hands raised as Emily cheers at ringside. Moon's ladies enter the ring and check on Moon as Hero and Emily make their way up the ramp celebrating the victory.
WINNER BY PINFALL: CANADA'S HERO
Neal Steal-"A fine victory for Canada's hero!"
David Saturn-"Excellent match there and Weaver ends his recent losing streak!"
Neal Steal-"Onwards and upwards for Canada's hero!"
David Saturn-"Won't get any easier for Moon when he wrestles Slick at Royal Flush! We will be back with the main event in a few short minutes!"
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The scene opens backstage where we see Maggia in catering. Suddenly Rusty Axel enters the room not noticing Maggia sigh in exasperation as he takes a seat opposite him...
Rusty Axel-"Hello young Roberto! Is that some of that fancy foreign trash ya got there..."
Maggia-"No its just a cup of coffee."
Rusty Axel-"What kind?"
Maggia-"Starbucks."
Rusty Axel-"Oh good that's American ain't it? Ya know though that branded stuff is expensive...is there nothing cheaper?"
Maggia-"Well like I said Megala Enterprises set the budgets and...
Rusty rudely interrupts...
Rusty Axel-"Well anyway Old Rusty has some more ideas to run by ya..."
Maggia-"Well I..."
Rusty Axel-"Ya know I think we are giving too many rasslin matches away for free on Tv. Ya remember how it was back in the day?"
Maggia-"No...and you were the one who gave away that CRASH title match last week."
Rusty Axel-"Well maybe give away one match for free on Tv and just have some of the other rasslers cut promos at ringside. Fire that useless announcer Saturn or whatever his name is and let Neal do the interviews..."
Maggia-"Well I'm not..."
Rusty-"Then each month we promote one big show in an arena someplace what about New York?"
Maggia tries to respond to the "question" but Rusty just continues talking...
Rusty-"Not for Tv but maybe we can release highlights for each major card on VHS every few months..."
Maggia is speechless as Rusty continues...
Rusty-"It will be like being back in the good ol' days! I don't like this modern rasslin this PPV fangled crap next week should be the last one we do..."
Rusty begins to walk away then suddenly grabs Maggia's coffee and takes a sip...
Rusty-"Too much sugar...put that on the beer budget! Six pack of beers and a few pipes is all ya need at rasslin catering...once I've dealt with that Rattlesnake boy Old Rusty is gonna make sweeping changes around here!"
Rusty walks away as Maggia just sits there open mouthed...
Neal Steal-"Well hopefully Maggia is finally getting the message. You can see he didn't disagree with Rusty's excellent ideas..."
David Saturn-"Looked like he was amazed by the sheer stupidity of Rusty's suggestions to me..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will listen to Rusty if Maggia won't. I predict Maggia will be fired by Mr Megala next week..."
David Saturn-"Well we all know the result of many of your predictions don't we? Though you have been right about the result of all Royal's matches I suppose...still unbeaten here in AWR."
VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"The definition of sociopath...or psychopath making his way to the ring. CRASH title is on the line!"
Neal Steal-"I have nothing against Tracy but why on earth would someone look up to a guy like Pol Pot. Year zero is the stupidest thing I've ever heard about in my life!"
David Saturn-"Pretty damning when the epitome of stupidity calls something stupid..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"He does not suck!"
David Saturn-"Well you can't accuse them of not getting his name right...Carr and Adkins trying to settle their differences here tonight. Both these men are not mentally right in different ways..."
A loud "CARR SUCKS" chant from the crowd here and Carr yells at the crowd in angr. Adkins meanwhile simply sits in the corner expressionless. Carr looks over at Adkins and tells him to get up to his feet. Carr looks irritated as Adkins simply stares a hole through him. Adkins is deranged we only have to see who his idols are (Pol Pot and Stalin amongst others) to see how warped he is...
David Saturn-"Carr moaning at the crowd...still got something to complain about. I suppose the CRASH title defence rule was created simply to screw him in his mind..."
Neal Steal-"Hey there's Red Randal..."
David Saturn-"Interesting...we have not heard how Randal feels about this rift between Adkins and Carr..."
Carr talks a bit of trash to the crowd as Adkins is finally on his feet. After demanding Adkins rise Carr then rolls out of the ring. Both SIN members playing psychological games here...and here comes the third as RED RANDAL makes his way to ringside. Who's side is Randal on? Is he neutral in this disagreement between Carr and Adkins? It seems Tracy is unhappy for some reason at Randal being there and orders him back up the ramp...
David Saturn-"Adkins may think Randal is on Carr's side. Then again he regularly yells at his followers and treats them like dirt..."
Neal Steal-"Well at the moment Adkins is a follower himself. Randal is neutral I'm sure he's more of a follower than a leader. Carr and Adkins clearly more intelligent than Randal is..."
David Saturn-"Well that's true. Nobody would ever call Randal a mastermind..."
Meanwhile Carr attacks from behind but it was hardly a distraction as Adkins was the one who started yelling at Randal. Perhaps Tracy is paranoid Randal is on Carr's side? Carr pounds away on Adkins in the corner then whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. Carr makes the mistake of charging after Adkins too fast and gets a raised boot to the face. Carr staggers and Adkins delivers a tremendous clothesline!
David Saturn-"Carr was dominated in a recent tag match which seemingly worsened the rift and is now being dominated in the early stages here!"
Neal Steal-"They are just fighting out their problems like men. These two are like family and they will settle their differences here..."
Carr gets to his feet but is clearly staggered by the force of that blow. Uppercut by Adkins sees Carr reeling only able to keep himself upright by grabbing the top rope. Adkins drives Carr head first into the turnbuckle then takes him to the next one and repeats the move. Carr whipped off the ropes and Adkins catches him with a big boot to the face! Carr clutches his chin in pain...
David Saturn-"Carr of course scheduled to wrestle Fa Sho at the PPV in a match that will see the CRASH title defended if he retains here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Which he should not have to do since it is not CRASH Tv next week. Maggia has probably forced it on him because he's bitter about Rusty making the CRASH title match last week..."
David Saturn-"Maggia clearly more focused on the world title which Rusty has no authority to make decisions over..."
Adkins charges off the ropes...legdrop! 1,2...and Carr kicks out! We see a close up shot of Randal who looks expressionless. Adkins pulls Carr up by the arm and yanks him forward perhaps trying to pull it out of its socket. That will put pressure on the shoulder and Carr yells at Randal to give him some help. Randal does nothing however and Adkins continues to yank on the arm.
David Saturn-"Well that's a fighting champion! Carr is begging Randal to help him..."
Neal Steal-"I think a fan was having an asthma attack in the front row and Carr was suggesting Randal try and help..."
David Saturn-"Nonsense. Carr whimpering like a baby here..."
Carr is moaning in pain and Adkins pulls Carr into the corner. Adkins climbs to the top turnbuckle then walks the ropes...old school style! Great athleticism by Adkins but suddenly Randal delivers a low blow causing Adkins to crotch himself! How did the ref miss that one? Carr is able to take a quick breather as Adkins lies on the mat with an incensed look in the direction of Randal...
David Saturn-"So Randal is on Carr's side?"
Neal Steal-"Win win either way for Randal. Both Carr and Adkins are successful leaders Randal can't lose..."
David Saturn-"Adkins is incensed...Randal better watch out the guy is a maniac!"
Neal Steal-"Tracy had a troubled childhood why don't you show him some love and understanding? Aside from that bizarre Pol Pot idol worship..."
Carr then stomps Adkins a few times and pulls him up to his feet. Carr goes to whip Adkins off the ropes but Tracy had time to shake off the effects of that low blow and reverses it! Carr is sent flying over the top rope and Adkins tries to follow but the ref blocks him. As Adkins argues with the ref Randal suddenly clotheslines Carr on the outside! What the hell is going on with Randal?
David Saturn-"Now Randal has attacked Carr!"
Neal Steal-"I don't understand this...what is Randal doing attacking both of his associates..."
David Saturn-"Maybe its Randal's way of showing he isn't on either man's side. Would have made more sense not to hit either of them. Strange logic from Randal there..."
Neal Steal-"Perhaps Randal is annoyed by the argument and is showing both some tough love..."
David Saturn-"If you take away the love reference that's actually a good point. Randal may well be sick and tired of the friction between Carr and Adkins and wants them to become a unit again..."
Randal glances up at Adkins who looks bemused. Randal then makes his way up the ramp and backstage as the crowd look confused. Carr crawls back into the ring as the crowd are now giving Adkins some abuse. Adkins stomps Carr across the chest and then takes him into the corner ramming Carr head first into the turnbuckle. Carr now stomping a mudhole in Carr really taking his breath away here...
Neal Steal-"Randal has always preferred to express himself physically rather than verbally."
David Saturn-"Well he got his point across in a strange but possibly effective way...Adkins is killing Carr here..."
Adkins is ferocious and the ref steps in getting cursed at by Adkins in return. Uppercut by Adkins and another sends Carr crumpling to the mat. Carr is in big trouble and has been dominated for much of this matchup. Adkins moves forward...low blow by Carr! This referee is blind as somehow he fails to spot that as well! This ref won't be getting a promotion anytime soon...
David Saturn-"This referee is awful!"
Neal Steal-"Must have been a Maggia hire..."
David Saturn-"He was employed here last year you fool! Maggia wasn't even here then..."
Of course he is officiating a CRASH Tv main event so how much higher can you go as a referee? Carr is on his feet now and pulls Adkins up. Carr probably should have attacked Tracy on the ground as Adkins blocks a uppercut and nails Carr with a right hand. Carr hits back with a right of his own but he won't beat the deranged Tracy in a fistfight and it seems Adkins is getting the upper hand again...
David Saturn-"Adkins will win a straight up brawl. Carr will most likely be victorious in a more technical matchup if he keeps his paranoia in check...this match certainly has not been technical..."
Neal Steal-"Its good ol' fashioned rasslin just like Rusty has promised!"
David Saturn-"Carr trying to take this to the ground...wise move...Adkins has had the upper hand for much of the match but Carr fighting back..."
Carr however suddenly ducks and scoops Adkins up slamming him to the mat. Carr charges off the ropes...legdrop! 1,2...and a kickout by Adkins. As Tracy tries to get back up Carr delivers clubbing blows to the back of the head. Carr tries to wear Adkins down clamping his hand across the shoulder of Adkins. Of course Adkins would never submit to any hold and Carr is simply getting a breather here...
Neal Steal-"I'm not sure Adkins would ever submit...maybe not even to Mr Royal. Or even the kind of submission Mr Megala. He loves pain...being in the same ring as Mr Royal or Mr Megala would probably be a fantasy for him..."
David Saturn-"Carr certainly does not love pain. Carr and Adkins different in many ways but similar in others..."
Some of Carr's decision making in this match has been poor however and only Randal and his own low blow have helped him stay in the contest. Adkins is now up to his feet and he elbows Carr in the face. Stiff right hand by Carr in response and then Carr charges off the ropes connecting with a strong clothesline! Carr then grabs Adkins legs and nails him about as close to a low blow as you can get...
David Saturn-"Come on ref! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Worried about him taking your job Saturn? He's blinder than you are..."
David Saturn-"Might be a record number of low blows in this match...cowardly from Carr though if he was disqualified he would lose the leadership of SIN. So maybe he isn't trying to get the DQ after all but he is taking a risk..."
Neal Steal-"Robert wouldn't lose the title on a DQ though..."
That might have been a partial low blow...this ref can't see anything! Have we seen a worse refereeing performance in the AWR than this? Carr has probably been trying to get himself disqualified and he goes back to pounding on the shoulder. Adkins dished out most of the punishment earlier but Carr has really fought back. Carr is struggling to keep Adkins down however...
David Saturn-"This has developed into one hell of a fight...could go either way..."
Neal Steal-"Shows how much the CRASH title means to these wrestlers...and the SIN leadership of course!"
Shot to the ribs drops Adkins to his knees. Adkins then fights back with blows to Carr's stomach. Ferocious blows by Adkins really winding Carr and a big right to the face! Tracy is back on his feet and Carr retaliates with a kick to the ribs. Right hand by Adkins, blocks a right and pounds Carr into the corner. Carr whipped to the opposite corner and as Adkins charges in Carr raises his elbow...
David Saturn-"Adkins charging...but Carr with the elbow!"
Neal Steal-"Three excellent matches here tonight...well Mr Royal's usual flawless performance at least it not so much Ned. Then the last match and now this quality main event!"
Carr made a similar mistake early in the matchup though in Adkins defence the match has been going on for several minutes now. Right hand by Carr and he whips Adkins into the corner. Adkins charges out and Carr lowers his head looking for a back body drop. Adkins surprises the crowd by delivering a scissor kick right across the neck! We haven't seen that move from Tracy before...
David Saturn-"h my! Adkins pulled that one out of nowhere!"
Neal Steal-"Robert isn't taken by surprise easily but nobody saw that coming! So much on the line here..."
David Saturn-"...and a nearfall! Can't criticise the ref for that one even if its the first thing he's done right."
Neal Steal-"Stop bullying the ref...easy for you to say with the monitor in front of you..."
Both men now down and Adkins with the cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up! Adkins moans to the ref (he's even getting complaints for the stuff he's managed to get right now as that was a fairly timed count) but Carr is up and attacks from behind. Foolish by Adkins there repeating Carr's poor decision making by becoming distracted. Carr whips Adkins off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Snap suplex! Adkins is moments away here!"
Neal Steal-"Would be a shame to see Carr lose the title so soon but Adkins isn't the worst guy he could lose it to..."
Adkins ducks a clothesline, Carr spins round and Adkins delivers a snap suplex! Adkins slowly watches as Carr gets to his feet...DECAPITATOR!!! This should be it and suddenly the lights go out! We hear sounds of a scuffle and when they come back on both men are unconscious in the ring! Even this ref couldn't fail to spot that and calls for the bell...both men are busted open...
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"Lights just went out and both men injured here! That wasn't Royal surely I heard through my earpiece he was seen leaving literally seconds ago..."
Neal Steal-"So don't accuse Mr Royal then...he had nothing to do with that..."
The camera focuses on both men then we see something broken on the mat. It looks like broken glass and then we see the broken top half of something...a beer bottle?
Neal Steal-"Well that should be an obvious clue shouldn't it? Even these idiot viewers should be able to work out the resident drunk is behind this!"
David Saturn-"I haven't seen Slick here tonight if that's who you're referring to...what is going on? Is someone trying to set up Slick for the blame here? We are out of time...see you next week at Royal Flush!"