Post by crashtv on Aug 23, 2011 21:18:35 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #2
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Coming to you live for the second consecutive week from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City...this is Awr CRASH Tv! David Saturn here joined by Neal Steal and Hell at ringside!"
Neal Steal-"Lets just hope he stays at ringside this week..."
Hell-Of course i will be leaving ringside you silly bastard I am officating a match later on.
Listen Steal you worry about what you are out here to do and concern yourself less about what i do or you just might have a match with me before the night is done, one that is unsanctioned! Get my point!!!"
Steal cringes in his seat and gets very quiet.
David Saturn-The match Hell will be officiating is a return bout between Rusty Axel and Rattlesnake. After the brawl that took place last week which saw an AWR official assaulted the referees have refused to officiate the match in protest. However Hell volunteered and I very much doubt he will have a problem keeping order!"
Neal Steal-"You gotta be kidding! If it wasn't for Hell provoking them backstage that brawl would never have happened!"
Hell-"I PROVOKED THEM? Those two windbags provoked each other. The only thing I did was save them a lot of hurt by getting them to bring their hatred to the ring."
Neal Steal-"Oh yes and that really worked out well didn't it? They never even reached the ring!"
David Saturn-"Also tonight Crowley looks for revenge when he takes on Red Randal in a falls count anywhere match."
Neal Steal-"Well you will be pleased only the second week and we already have violent match stipulations..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Here comes Romeo Damascus..."
SINGLES MATCH
ROMEO DAMASCUS VS JASON HOWARD
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Damascus, Italy...Romeo...DAMASCUS!!!
David Saturn-"Romeo Damascus is perhaps the most disturbing individual I've ever seen. You have committed some brutal acts in the past Hell...not all of which could be condoned...but we really don't know what this guy may be capable of..."
Hell-"Well only time will tell as the weeks unfold!"
Neal Steal-"He's a gentle poet and the only thing that disturbs both of you is superior intellect..."
Hell-"That must make you feel out of place around him Steal! I bet a dictionary doesn't even help you! Besides you would only have to ask silvio to read it for you anyway!"
As Romeo enters the ring he suddenly charges forward with a look of blind rage. Howard sidesteps, spins Damascus into the corner and delivers a series of knees to the midsection. Howard whips Damascus into the corner, Damascus charges forward and Howard again whips him into the opposite corner. Again Damascus charges forward and Howard catches Romeo by the arm going for a takedown.
Hell-"This guy does seem brutal. You know he reminds me a lot of myself style wise when I first began some five years ago! This guy Howard must be crazy though to call him a fag."
Neal Steal-"I don't care what Howard called him! You can't use disgusting homosexual slurs like that there's children watching this programme..."
David Saturn"I don't think there's anything to substantiate Howard's "faggot" remark about Damascus. Perhaps its just Howard's way of trying to anger his opponent and considering how Romeo charged at him to begin the match it sure worked...
Hell-"You know what Saturn? Steal just does not like people referring to his true sexualty in a slang term."
Romeo blocks and delivers a stalling suplex keeping Howard upside down in the air for several seconds before driving him into the mat. Romeo pulls Howard to his feet and clubs him across the back. Damascus with a blow to the head staggering Howard and goes for another suplex. Howard counters, lands on his feet and goes for an inside cradle! 1, 2 and Romeo kicks out.
Neal Steal-"That referee needs to slow down his counts! If thats bad officiating from an experienced official it makes the decision to give Hell refereeing duties tonight even more foolish..."
Hell-"Well smart ass that can't be much worse then Silvio's decision to put you in the ring as a wrestler now can it like he did once! Get the picture ass lick!"
David Saturn-Like we said earlier AWR officials refused to officiate the Rusty v Rattlesnake match. I didn't see you volunteer Steal! There was nothing wrong with that count earlier...powerbomb by Howard!"
Both men back to their feet immediately and Howard kicks Damascus in the stomach. Howard lifts Romeo up driving him into the mat with a sitdown powerbomb. 1,2…and a kick out. Both men straight back up again, Damascus with his back against the ropes. Punch to the head by Howard and goes for an irish whip.
David Saturn-"Why are you still carrying the NIWF World title belt around with you Hell?"
Hell-"I was the last man to win that belt and I never retired it and i still defend that belt from time to time when I am permitted to do so. Not to mention the fact that it keeps the memory of NIWF alive as it should be! If you look closely at this roster there is a lot of former NIWF talent right here so what better reason to carry it around and show the belt the respect it deserves. I left there the champion and it is my decision to do as I please with that belt!"
Neal Steal-"Yes you were the last ever champion...no wonder the place closed..."
David Saturn"Well your hero Silvio was the last ever IWG World champion! Ha that shut you up didn't it? Personally I don't feel the closure of either company had anything to do with who the world champion was at the time."
Hell-"Lets talk about the belts you have had Steal. That is belts in the jaw you have recieved over the years everytime you were kissing ass and sticking your nose where it didn't belong!"
Damascus reverses whipping Howard off the ropes, Howard ducks an elbow but as he comes back off the opposite side Damascus scoops him up and delivers a running powerslam! Howard kicks out at 1 clearly angering Damascus.
David Saturn-"Well Howard certainly is a man in a hurry...most people wait until the 2 count just for the extra second to breathe..."
Hell-"Howard better be careful Damascus is a monster.....so to speak!"
Neal Steal-"If Romeo feels like it he could put this guy down for a 50 count..."
Damascus pulls Howard up and drops him face first across the top rope. Damascus slowly strolls towards Howard almost looking at him as if hes some kind of prey. Romeo pulls Howard back to his feet and pushes him into the corner. Shot to the ribs by Romeo and 2 punches to Jason’s face followed by a hard ear slap.
David Saturn-"Such a beautiful wrestler Damascus isn't he? Such artistry with all these kicks and punches..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Its just because the beauty of his wrestling is so special he only brings it out on special occasions..."
Hell-"I am sure he went to the wrestling school of neal steal, when in trouble run away and look for your friends. Great teachings Neal."
David Saturn-"Couldn't have put it any better myself Hell...though Steal does not actually have any friends..."
Damascus whips Howard into the opposite corner and charges forward elbow first. Another kick to the ribs by Damascus followed by a swift uppercut to the jaw. Damascus then chokes Howard with his boot releasing as the ref reaches a 4 count Romeo pulls Howard to his feet and takes Jason down to the mat with an armdrag.
David Saturn-"An actual wrestling move there by Damascus...despite his somewhat outspoken comments earlier this week Howard has wrestled a very clean style thus far..."
Neal Steal-"Name one thing Romeo has done that would warrant a DQ?"
David Saturn-"I don't think choking people warrants a DQ but the guy is a hypocrite. Going on about beauty and art when he rarely executes a scientific wrestling move..."
Hell-"Some wrestlers will do that though. They will beat and wear down the other guy as much as possible. Then once they have dished out the damage they will take the man or woman whatever the case is apart scientifically. Its a plan I have used myself many many times in the past and it usually works. I know every move in the text book but i prefer one style. My own!"
Damascus with an elbowdrop and slowly rises back to his feet coldly staring at Howard. Damascus lets Howard rise to his feet and knocks Jason back down to the mat with a hard right hand. Romeo glares at the ref (presumably for breaking up the choke a few moments ago) and very slowly goes for the cover. Howard easily kicks out of the lazy pin attempt.
David Saturn-"Both these men are of similar size so you shouldn't be making lazy covers like that. Honestly even if you're as big as you are Hell hooking the leg is essential as far as I'm concerned..."
Hell-"YEAH YOU CAN'T BE SLOPPY WHEN COVERING ITS THE DIFFERENCE BTWEEN TWO AND GETTING THAT IMPORTANT THREE!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Whats funny about a guy being poked in the eye Steal? Once again the so called artist resorts to roughneck tactics..."
Romeo back to his feet and blatantly delivers a thumb to the eye. The ref admonishes Romeo again which is ignored as Romeo follows that up with a rake across the eyes. Damascus drives his thumb into the throat of Howard. As Howard gets back to his feet he surprises Damascus with a kick to the ribs. Another kick to the ribs but Romeo responds with a solid elbow to the face.
Hell-"Damn that must have hurt! He must be one strong bastard to have absorbed those hits and then deliver that elbow right in the face like that!"
David Saturn-"Good point."
Neal Steal-"Stop kissing ass Saturn..."
David Saturn-"You're the last person who has the right to accuse someone of ass kissing! I said it was a good point because it was...something I never say to you for good reason!"
Punch by Romeo and then drives Howard face first into the turnbuckle. Kick to the ribs by Romeo, another, and another only stopping after the fifth straight kick. Damascus then begins stomping a mudhole into Howard and another blatant choke with his boot. The ref breaks it up as Romeo looks rather demented.
Romeo watches Howard get back to his feet and punches him in the face. Howard surprises Damascus with a punch of his own, followed by two more. Romeo then hits back with a punch almost knocking Howard off his feet. Howard is staggered and leans neck first across the top rope.
David Saturn-"The referee is going to lose patience with this..."
Neal Steal-"Oh and your buddy here never broke a few rules right?"
David Saturn-"Hell isn't a hypocrite like Romeo is..."
Hell-You know for me its like this. Yes I break rules and I have done things in the past that too many have no explanation as to why. It is true I am not a nice guy and yes I have a hidden agenda but my shit has always been up front and out in the open! I am not one of these guys who will hide what I do or try to chocolate coat it with sugar when its already coated with shit! However must promoters ask for me because I usually help to pack the people in and I get the job done so hate me, love me or despise me but I am here and thats the last paragraph at the end of the book!"
This gives Damascus another opportunity to blatantly choke his opponent. Once again the official breaks it up at the count of 4. Kick to the ribs by Romeo followed by a suplex. Cover by Romeo and Howard again kicks out at 1 infuriating Damascus. Romeo pulls Howard to his feet, irish whip reversed by Howard and as Romeo bounces back off the ropes Howard drives him face first into the mat with a flapjack. Romeo straight back up but Jason delivers an atomic drop.
Neal Steal-"Come on Romeo!"
David Saturn-"So impartial aren't you Steal? You do intend to call the next match between Axel and Snake down the middle don't you Hell?"
Hell-"Yeah I do!"
Neal Steal-"Yeah right! I'll believe it when I see it!"
David Saturn-"When has that ever made a difference you have always had selective eyesight..."
Howard then nails Romeo with a strong clothesline knocking Romeo off his feet. Damascus right back up but walks into a solid right hand. Romeo whipped off the ropes and Howard delivers a perfect dropkick catching Romeo right on the jaw. Dmascus back up again, Howard whips him off the ropes and catches Damascus with a hurricanrana!
David Saturn-"Near fall! Howard is now beginning to get frustrated...the count looked well timed to me..."
Hell-"I agree Saturn..."
Neal Steal-"You can't turn your back on Romeo Damascus for a second!"
1,2…and Damascus kicks out. Howard then shows his first sign of frustration clearly believing the refs count wasn’t fast enough (it seemed timed well) which may be a mistake. After briefly turning his back on Damascus he is kicked in the ribs as he turns back round. Howard clutches his ribs winded as Damascus rears back...
However Damascus turns and nails the referee with the...HEART PUNCH!!!
David Saturn-"Why did Damascus do that? He had the chance to take out Howard and he wasted it!"
Neal Steal-"For once I agree with you Saturn...why do that when you could have had the match won Romeo?"
Hell-"Maybe he is going to try to put Howard on the shelf and you can't do that with a third man in the way!"
Both men exchange punches as a new official rushes to the ring and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: JASON HOWARD
David Saturn-"Looks like Damascus has been disqualified here and rightly so."
Neal Steal="He had no right to make that decision. What next are we going to start video replays?"
Hell-"He had every right to make that call dumb ass since the original official couldn't make the call!"
As medics attend to the first official Romeo suddenly decks the second referee with the...HEART PUNCH!!! More referees come out and stop Romeo doing any further damage.
David Saturn-"Damascus should be in a straightjacket or something...he's psycho!"
Neal Steal-"Surprised you stayed at ringside Hell instead of getting involved in matters that don't concern you..."
Hell-"I will attend to my business steal so why don't you attend to yours."
David Saturn-"Well Hell will be in the ring officiating next and somehow I can't see you being treated as these officials have been..."
Hell-Yes well both Rattle Snake and Rusty have made claims to use their finishers on me if I don't call the match down the middle. Lets just say this...
I will call the match down the middle...that is until either of them lays a finger on me and if that happens I will lay both or either of them out cold! I don't take shit as Rattle Snake already knows and Rusty will find that out too if he trys anything!"
David Saturn-"This is probably a good time to take a commercial break...we will be right back in a moment..."
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SINGLES MATCH
RUSTY AXEL VS RATTLESNAKE
SPECIAL REFEREE: HELL
On return from commercial Hell is standing in the ring…
Neal Steal-“Look at him not even wearing a referees shirt…”
David Saturn-“Maybe they didn’t have time to make one big enough for him Steal.”
Neal Steal-“It does not take days just to make a referee shirt even for someone his size!”
From Parts Unknown...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Also From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Both men circle the ring not taking their eyes away from each other. Lock up, side headlock by rattlesnake and goes for an armdrag takedown. Axel reverses and positions himself behind rattlesnake not letting go of the arm. Rattlesnake reverses the hold but then breaks it giving Axel a cold stare. Hell watches showing no sign thus far of what his intentions will be…
David Saturn-“Both these men having a lot to say to each other in this past week. Both threatened to take out Hell if he does not call the match down the middle…I wouldn’t fancy their chances even if Hell is still injured…”
Another lockup and snapmare by Rattlesnake who then begins to go for a boston crab. Axel quickly breaks free quickly retreating. Both men slowly circle the ring again before locking up. Side headlock now by Axel but rattlesnake reverses and shoves Axel hard knocking him to the mat. Rattlesnake backs into the corner grinning at Axel with an arrogant expression on his face.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is looking at Axel as if he’s not worthy of being in the ring with him.”
Neal Steal-“Well I can’t remember Rattlesnake winning many matches whenever I’ve commentated on them…”
Rattlesnake advances and another lockup here. Rattlesnake yanks on the arm of Rusty who reverses and stretches rattlesnakes arm. Punch to the face by Axel connecting with four in a row but Rattlesnake responds with a blatant thumb to the eye. Hell does not admonish him though most referees would at least have a word…
Neal Steal-“Hell is cheating he didn’t even say a word for that brutal eye poke.”
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You were laughing when Romeo did it to Howard earlier! I don’t think a guy like Hell considering the stuff he’s done is going to admonish someone for a eye poke…”
Neal Steal-"Well he should the eye is very delicate…”
Punch by Rattlesnake knocks Rusty to the mat. Axel straight back up Rattlesnake knocks him back down with another right hand. Rattlesnake them stomps Axel hard in the ribs before pulling Axel up and taking him back to the mat with a snapmare. Rattlesnake with a fistdrop to the face. As Axel rises back up Rattlesnake applies a facelock before delivering a suplex.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is dominating here we haven’t seen that too often when we have seen him in the past…”
Neal Steal-“Maybe he’s improving a bit…he’s making this a bit too obvious perhaps Axel may counter…”
Rattlesnake pulls Axel back up and motions for the stunner with an arrogant grin on his face. STUNNER by Rattlesnake!!! Hell counts fairly…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
David Saturn-“Well you can’t deny Hell was fair Steal…”
Neal Steal-“Well it was an easy match to officiate he would have been out of his depth if it was a really long match…”
Rattlesnake motions to Hell requesting he raise his hand in victory. Hell does raise his hand before Rattlesnake makes his way towards Axel shouting that he is pathetic. Rattlesnake begins to taunt Axel almost laughing in his face. Rusty responds by decking Rattlesnake with a right hand and tosses over the top rope.
David Saturn-“Looks like we may see a repeat of what happened last week here…”
Neal Steal-“Hell has finished his job why is he trying to get involved…”
David Saturn-“He’s responsible for as long as they remain at ringside…he’s just trying to restore order…”
Rusty grabs Hell’s vacant chair at the announce table. As he goes to hit Rattlesnake with it Hell steps in and asks Axel to give him the chair. Rusty refuses as Rattlesnake is back on his feet. Rusty raises the chair to hit Rattlesnake but Hell steps in between the 2 men. Hell then makes a grab for the chair and pulls it out of Axel’s hands with real force. However he pulls it away so hard it swings in mid air and hits Rattlesnake full in the face.
Neal Steal-“That’s uncalled for! Brutal chair shot by Hell…”
David Saturn-“I believe that was an accident…Hell has scary strength and at times it is uncontrollable…”
It did look like an accident as Hell orders Axel to go back up the ramp which he does. Rattlesnake slowly rises up and begins cursing at Hell obviously believing the chair shot was on purpose. Rattlesnake looks like he might try to attack Hell but seems to think twice which is probably a good idea even if Hell isn’t 100%. Rattlesnake makes his way back up the ramp. Hell gives the chair a wipe and sits back down at the announce desk.
Neal Steal-“You had no right to hit Rattlesnake with a chair! He won the match yet you had to get the spotlight at the end didn’t you?”
Hell-Listen you ass lick that was not intentional. There is no hatred between me and Rattle Snake. Rusty had no right to incorparate that chair. Trust me when I say this I wasn't trying to steal the spotlight because I could have laid either of those guys out anytime I choose too and half the people in the front row for that matter. Now go wash your face Neal you have shit stains on your lips again!
David Saturn-“We better go back to commercial…you will be lucky if you’re still breathing when we return in a few moments Steal…”
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SINGLES MATCH
2-FLY KIDD VS BRET HARRIS
David Saturn-"We are hearing there’s some kind of commotion backstage now…perhaps Rusty was waiting for Rattlesnake when he came through the curtain…"
The scene opens backstage where Bret Harris is lying motionless in a pool of blood. A shadowy figure stands above him with a baseball bat in hand…
Neal Steal-“Is that Robert Carr? I think it is…”
Hell-"Harris is gonna need a hundred stitches!"
David Saturn-We heard Carr has signed a contract here in AWR and it looks like his first victim isn’t even in the ring…”
Carr suddenly moves forward raising the baseball bat as the camera crew scatter.
David Saturn-We have seen Carr in previous companies where we worked and he always felt he was treated like a joke. I can’t understand why he attacked Harris though they were together as part of a group called the Gathering at one time…
The scene cuts to another room where we see another figure unconscious…
David Saturn-“That looks like 2-Fly Kidd out cold there…I assume Carr must have been responsible for that too…”
Neal Steal-”Well you can’t prove that Saturn. How do you know Carr didn’t chase away the guy who attacked Harris?”
David Saturn-“Well Carr was standing over him with a baseball bat! I would say that is pretty damming evidence don’t you think?”
Hell-"Well sometimes there's a much bigger picture Saturn. I have to agree with this moron for once we never actually saw Carr do this...lets not give him another reason to whine and moan about persecution!"
David Saturn-Well maybe this is Carr’s way of warning AWR officials that he won’t be made a figure of ridicule…still he was the biggest crybaby I’ve ever heard…”
Neal Steal-”He had to sue one of his opponents for sexual harassment in the past and that was another man! Wouldn’t you get frustrated in his position?”
Hell-"You should know about sexual frustration Steal!"
David Saturn-Well both men who were scheduled to fight are out cold apparently at the hands of Robert Carr. I doubt we will be seeing the Harris v Kidd match tonight…
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"We will be back after our final commercial break..."
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Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! I didn't know Skull was doing ads for McDonalds!"
David Saturn-"That was not former NIWF superstar Skull as you're fully aware! Poor Skull he does not even work for this company and you're still making fat jokes about him!"
Hell-"That looks more like you Steal after a visit to silvio's office and we all know where your mouth goes!"
David Saturn-"Well last week Red Randal screwed Crowley in his debut bout and now he's looking for revenge! Falls Count Anywhere!"
MAIN EVENT
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
CROWLEY VS RED RANDAL
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
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From Warwick, England...Mr...CROWLEY!!!
Crowley charges forward kicking Randal in the ribs. Uppercut by Crowley and another shot staggering Randal who is then rammed head first into the turnbuckle. Crowley goes for the irish whip, reversed, Crowley ducks an elbow and as he bounces back off the opposite side nails Randal with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-My God Crowley almost took Randal's head off with that clothesline! Very fast start by Crowley here as he looks for revenge!"
Neal Steal-"Randal right back to his feet though he certainly isn't going to be a pushover..."
David Saturn-"Nobody said he would be Steal"
Hell-"This Randal knows something about Wrestling. I am not sure if he is someones son or brother or what but he knows something!"
Randal gets back to his feet as Crowley grabs hold of his arm and yanks on it hard. Crowley delivers a hard clubbing blow to Randal’s head and then grabs him for the CHOKESLAM! Crowley does not go for the pin obviously wanting to punish Randal here for his actions last week. Crowley motions for the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB as Randal struggles to his feet…
David Saturn-"Crowley is looking for a quick win here! When you're the size of Crowley and yourself Hell do you always try to look for quick wins?"
Hell-"Size isn't the answer Saturn its in the timing and how you fight your battle!"
Neal Steal-"I bet Saturn was trying to say big men have poor conditioning..."
David Saturn-"I was not saying that at all."
However Randal quickly avoids the move by retreating underneath the bottom rope. Crowley follows which was a mistake perhaps as Randal meets him on the outside by whipping Crowley into the barricade. 4 punches by Randal but Crowley suddenly grabs Randal by the neck and begins choking!
David Saturn-"Crowley is on a rampage here! He's so cold and emotionless but you can sense his utter fury in every step!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley should have a bit of regard for the timekeeper. He might throw Randal into us next!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Hell would take too kindly to that..."
Hell-"Lets just say that better not happen or you will see another no contest!"
The timekeeper and ring announcer quickly move as Crowley throws Randal across their empty chairs. Randal is trapped with his back against the barricade as Crowley nails him with a flurry of punches. Hard shot to the back of Randal’s head and he lands face first on the ring steps. Crowley follows that up by ramming Randal face first into the steps.
Neal Steal-"He's trying to break poor Randal's hand!"
Hell-"Well I was hoping he would rip his tongue out so we don't have to hear his complaining!"
David Saturn-"Perhaps its what Randal deserves after screwing Crowley for no apparent reason. He must have had a death wish to go after a man this size in the first place. Why do you think men are stupid enough to go after people like Crowley and yourself Hell?"
Hell-"It is not stupidity it is smart! Lets say they do this and get a win! What a way to build up your career fast!"
Crowley then grabs Randal’s hand, places it across the top of the steps and stomps on it. Randal yells in pain as Crowley removes the top half of the steps. Crowley lifts the steps as Randal’s arm is outstretched across the bottom step. Crowley drops the steps right across the arm causing Randal to again scream in pain!
David Saturn-"Crowley is delivering a hell of an ass kicking so far. Randal simply has no answer!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley is a monster he's taking pleasure in torturing Randal here..."
Hell-I agree!
Neal Steal-You do? Wow for once he agrees with me!
Randal clutches his arm and tries to run but Crowley grabs him and delivers a hard headbutt. Crowley rolls Randal underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring as we see a replay of the steps being dropped on Randal’s arm. Crowley stretches the arm as Randal pleads for mercy. Crowley rams the arm hard across the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"This match can't be stopped. If it was a regular match the referee would have no choice but to stop it..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's because Crowley would have been disqualified..."
David Saturn-"Even without using the steps Crowley has been completely destroying Randal...he simply seems unstoppable here...he did state nothing would stop him tearing Randal limb from limb..."
Crowley then walks to the next turnbuckle with Randal and repeats the same move. Randal whimpers in pain as Crowley whips him off the ropes. Crowley raises his boot but Randal ducks and wisely takes out Crowley’s legs. The big man is now down on the mat as Randal takes a quick breather. Stomp by Randal and then kicks Crowley in the ribs.
David Saturn-Having not caused enough offence Randal even called Crowley a stepping stone to greater things this past week. Randal is delusional...wait Randal actually got a move in there! Its about time!"
Neal Steal-Oh shut up and stop being so sarcastic Saturn!"
Hell-"Randal better get more then a move in if he hopes to gain anything at all here! Even a good showing against Crowley without winning would get him noticed quicker by promoters!"
Neal Steal-"Why don't you 2 just go get a room! Kissing up to each other its making me sick!"
Randal then chokes Crowley across the bottom rope with the ref doing nothing to admonish it. After all it is no disqualification. Crowley fights back up and punches Randal hard in the ribs. Randal responds with a punch and another kick to the ribs. Crowley backs into the corner but as Randal charges Crowley having perhaps lured him in catches him with an elbow.
David Saturn-"Crowley showing some ring awareness there he isn't just power and muscle it seems..."
Neal Steal-"He's better than Hell then you're saying?"
Hell-"Steal shut the jesus up before I dismantle your tongue!"
David Saturn-"I never said Hell was one dimensional Steal! Stop trying to put words into my mouth Hell isn't stupid enough to fall for your idiotic remarks!"
Randal responds with a punch and then clotheslines Crowley over the top rope with such force he goes over as well. Both men land on their feet and Crowley nails Randal with a punch. Crowley goes to whip Randal into the other ringsteps but Randal reverses whipping Crowley into the steps instead. Crowley falls to the ground clutching his knee and Randal then drops an elbow across the knee.
Neal Steal-"That's it Randal! Chop that big tree down! You da man Randal!"
Hell-"He is only the man if he scores a submission or a three count!"
David Saturn-"I don't know how you can control your patience putting up with this idiot Hell!"
Randal climbs onto the apron as Crowley tries to follow. Randal kicks Crowley in the head and drops back to the floor. Randal walks Crowley over towards the announce table delivering a strong headbutt. Randal rams Crowley head first into the barricade and then places his leg across a steel chair. Randal climbs onto the apron and leaps off dropping his elbow across Crowley’s knee!
Neal Steal-"Beautiful elbowdrop!"
David Saturn-"Randal I must admit has done well to fight back after looking completely dead and buried..."
Hell-"Like I said he has some awareness of the sport! There is a background!"
Both men are down but Randal is first back to his feet. Crowley is struggling after taking his latest shot to the leg. Randal rolls Crowley back under the bottom rope into the ring as we see a replay of Randal’s elbow to the knee. Crowley grabs the leg but Crowley with great strength kicks Randal away sending him through the middle rope to the outside.
David Saturn-"Wow what strength by Randal!"
Hell-"I would have to agree Saturn!"
Neal Steal-"Be careful grabbing that leg Randal..."
Crowley follows but leaves his legs exposed as Randal grabs them from under the bottom rope. However Crowley thrusts his foot forward nailing Randal in the face and sending him into the barricade smacking the back of his head. Randal stumbles and staggers as Crowley stalks him around the ringside area.
David Saturn-"He's going to put him through the table!"
Neal Steal-"The table didn't break why do they get one of those hard tables and we have to use these cheap flimsy things?"
Hell-That should hurt!"
David Saturn-"Just concentrate on this chaotic match Steal and stop moaning for once!"
Crowley scoops Randal up and slams him across the timekeepers table which does not break. Crowley takes a breather and then rolls Randal back into the ring. Randal gets back to his feet as Crowley is slow to follow. Having taken too much time Crowley Is taken back to the mat as Randal again targets the legs.
Hell-"He is smart working on and area of the body like that trying to wear his man down!"
David Saturn-"No wonder its knee injuries that put you out of action then..."
Hell-Actually kidney injuries for me though my knees could be better too! That is why i leave ringside so much, bathroom breaks you know! Not like steal who leaves the area to spit!"
Neal Steal-"Look out Randal...oh no the freak is going to chokeslam Randal again!"
Randal climbs to the top rope and comes off looking to connect with a double axe handle. However Crowley catches him by the throat! Randal quickly escapes by executing a drop tope hold. Randal rams Crowley’s knee hard into the mat. Unlike Randals screams earlier however Crowley is cold and emotionless the only sign of pain coming from his slow movements.
Hell-"OUCH!"
David Saturn-"The one clear difference is that Crowley does seem a lot calmer than you Hell. He seems capable of controlling his anger while you sometimes lose your temper a bit..."
Hell-I never lose my temper! I just get angry!"
Neal Steal-"He's just trying to say Crowley is better than you Hell..."
David Saturn-"No I'm not! Randal going to the outside...perhaps you're right Hell about that chair fetish...why does he only use them as a weapon?"
Randal goes to the outside and picks up a chair. Randal goes back into the ring and looks to repeat the move that cost Crowley his match last week. However Randal foolishly raises the chair in front of his face and Crowley nails him with a big boot! Randal gets back to his feet quickly but with incredible stupidity still has the chair in front of his face! Crowley punches the chair hard sending it into the face of Randal.
David Saturn-"What a dumbass! You should never raise a chair in front of your face and he does it twice in a row!"
Hell-"That was a rookie mistake! Not once but twice..."
Neal Steal-"Randal was just knocked cold for a moment after the first blow with the chair thats the only reason he did it twice..."
Randal is back to his feet but Crowley lifts him and goes for a powerslam. Randal manages to slip away and drops back to his feet and grabs Crowley with a vice like grip around the throat. Randal chokes Crowley but yells in pain as Crowley bites him on the arm. Randal manages to keep the chokehold locked on but Crowley continues to bite the arm.
Neal Steal-"Stop biting him! What is Crowley some kind of cannibal? Watch the commercial and go to McDonalds like everyone else!"
David Saturn-"Crowley is not going to be choked out here...I'm certain of that..."
Randal yells in pain as Crowley tries to fight out of the chokehold. Crowley stretches his arms around Randal’s back and launches him head first into the top turnbuckle. Crowley takes another breather as Randal staggers forward. Crowley lifts him up and delivers the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! Crowley makes the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: CROWLEY
David Saturn-"Awesome contest and a great win for Crowley!"
Neal Steal-"Somebody check on Randal he could be a paraplegic after being driven into the mat like that!"
Hell-"Steal why don't you shut up before I make you one!"
Crowley climbs onto the announce table and raises his arms in celebration! Suddenly he turns and kicks Hell right in the face knocking him out of his chair!"
David Saturn-"What the hell! Crowley just booted Hell in the face!"
Neal Steal"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Crowley drags Hell onto the table and motions for the CHOKESLAM! Suddenly Hell grabs Crowley around the throat! Both men try to lift each other and Crowley kicks Hell hard in the knee. Hell drops to the floor clutching his knee which is the reason he hasn't been ready to return to the ring just yet. Crowley rams Hell's head into the ring steps and grabs Hell round the throat looking to CHOKESLAM him through the table!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley is going to chokeslam Hell..straight to Hell! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"You couldn't stand Crowley only a couple of minutes ago you hypocrite!"
Hell however suddenly grabs Crowley by the arms and delivers an incredible HELLPLEX!!! Crowley goes crashing right through the announce table! Hell goes into the ring but Crowley looks like he's out cold! The crowd chant Hell's name in unison. After a couple of minutes with no movement paramedics come to ringside with a stretcher...
David Saturn-"You just don't mess with Hell. I think Crowley must have felt threatened by a man who was a little bit bigger than he is. Hell just showed Crowley who the true giant in AWR is!"
Neal Steal-"If this is what Hell can do when he's injured goodness knows what the man is capable of..."
David Saturn-"Crowley is being stretchered out...he's seriously hurt I'll bet but he only has himself to blame. I somehow suspect we won't be seeing him anytime soon..."
Neal Steal-"Hell may have just ended his career!"
David Saturn-"We will see you next week for another night of chaos!"
The scene fades as Hell raises his hands triumphantly in the centre of the ring...
LIVE!
HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM, NEW YORK
ATT: SELLOUT 2,500
ATT: SELLOUT 2,500
David Saturn-"Coming to you live for the second consecutive week from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City...this is Awr CRASH Tv! David Saturn here joined by Neal Steal and Hell at ringside!"
Neal Steal-"Lets just hope he stays at ringside this week..."
Hell-Of course i will be leaving ringside you silly bastard I am officating a match later on.
Listen Steal you worry about what you are out here to do and concern yourself less about what i do or you just might have a match with me before the night is done, one that is unsanctioned! Get my point!!!"
Steal cringes in his seat and gets very quiet.
David Saturn-The match Hell will be officiating is a return bout between Rusty Axel and Rattlesnake. After the brawl that took place last week which saw an AWR official assaulted the referees have refused to officiate the match in protest. However Hell volunteered and I very much doubt he will have a problem keeping order!"
Neal Steal-"You gotta be kidding! If it wasn't for Hell provoking them backstage that brawl would never have happened!"
Hell-"I PROVOKED THEM? Those two windbags provoked each other. The only thing I did was save them a lot of hurt by getting them to bring their hatred to the ring."
Neal Steal-"Oh yes and that really worked out well didn't it? They never even reached the ring!"
David Saturn-"Also tonight Crowley looks for revenge when he takes on Red Randal in a falls count anywhere match."
Neal Steal-"Well you will be pleased only the second week and we already have violent match stipulations..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Here comes Romeo Damascus..."
SINGLES MATCH
ROMEO DAMASCUS VS JASON HOWARD
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
From Damascus, Italy...Romeo...DAMASCUS!!!
David Saturn-"Romeo Damascus is perhaps the most disturbing individual I've ever seen. You have committed some brutal acts in the past Hell...not all of which could be condoned...but we really don't know what this guy may be capable of..."
Hell-"Well only time will tell as the weeks unfold!"
Neal Steal-"He's a gentle poet and the only thing that disturbs both of you is superior intellect..."
Hell-"That must make you feel out of place around him Steal! I bet a dictionary doesn't even help you! Besides you would only have to ask silvio to read it for you anyway!"
As Romeo enters the ring he suddenly charges forward with a look of blind rage. Howard sidesteps, spins Damascus into the corner and delivers a series of knees to the midsection. Howard whips Damascus into the corner, Damascus charges forward and Howard again whips him into the opposite corner. Again Damascus charges forward and Howard catches Romeo by the arm going for a takedown.
Hell-"This guy does seem brutal. You know he reminds me a lot of myself style wise when I first began some five years ago! This guy Howard must be crazy though to call him a fag."
Neal Steal-"I don't care what Howard called him! You can't use disgusting homosexual slurs like that there's children watching this programme..."
David Saturn"I don't think there's anything to substantiate Howard's "faggot" remark about Damascus. Perhaps its just Howard's way of trying to anger his opponent and considering how Romeo charged at him to begin the match it sure worked...
Hell-"You know what Saturn? Steal just does not like people referring to his true sexualty in a slang term."
Romeo blocks and delivers a stalling suplex keeping Howard upside down in the air for several seconds before driving him into the mat. Romeo pulls Howard to his feet and clubs him across the back. Damascus with a blow to the head staggering Howard and goes for another suplex. Howard counters, lands on his feet and goes for an inside cradle! 1, 2 and Romeo kicks out.
Neal Steal-"That referee needs to slow down his counts! If thats bad officiating from an experienced official it makes the decision to give Hell refereeing duties tonight even more foolish..."
Hell-"Well smart ass that can't be much worse then Silvio's decision to put you in the ring as a wrestler now can it like he did once! Get the picture ass lick!"
David Saturn-Like we said earlier AWR officials refused to officiate the Rusty v Rattlesnake match. I didn't see you volunteer Steal! There was nothing wrong with that count earlier...powerbomb by Howard!"
Both men back to their feet immediately and Howard kicks Damascus in the stomach. Howard lifts Romeo up driving him into the mat with a sitdown powerbomb. 1,2…and a kick out. Both men straight back up again, Damascus with his back against the ropes. Punch to the head by Howard and goes for an irish whip.
David Saturn-"Why are you still carrying the NIWF World title belt around with you Hell?"
Hell-"I was the last man to win that belt and I never retired it and i still defend that belt from time to time when I am permitted to do so. Not to mention the fact that it keeps the memory of NIWF alive as it should be! If you look closely at this roster there is a lot of former NIWF talent right here so what better reason to carry it around and show the belt the respect it deserves. I left there the champion and it is my decision to do as I please with that belt!"
Neal Steal-"Yes you were the last ever champion...no wonder the place closed..."
David Saturn"Well your hero Silvio was the last ever IWG World champion! Ha that shut you up didn't it? Personally I don't feel the closure of either company had anything to do with who the world champion was at the time."
Hell-"Lets talk about the belts you have had Steal. That is belts in the jaw you have recieved over the years everytime you were kissing ass and sticking your nose where it didn't belong!"
Damascus reverses whipping Howard off the ropes, Howard ducks an elbow but as he comes back off the opposite side Damascus scoops him up and delivers a running powerslam! Howard kicks out at 1 clearly angering Damascus.
David Saturn-"Well Howard certainly is a man in a hurry...most people wait until the 2 count just for the extra second to breathe..."
Hell-"Howard better be careful Damascus is a monster.....so to speak!"
Neal Steal-"If Romeo feels like it he could put this guy down for a 50 count..."
Damascus pulls Howard up and drops him face first across the top rope. Damascus slowly strolls towards Howard almost looking at him as if hes some kind of prey. Romeo pulls Howard back to his feet and pushes him into the corner. Shot to the ribs by Romeo and 2 punches to Jason’s face followed by a hard ear slap.
David Saturn-"Such a beautiful wrestler Damascus isn't he? Such artistry with all these kicks and punches..."
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Its just because the beauty of his wrestling is so special he only brings it out on special occasions..."
Hell-"I am sure he went to the wrestling school of neal steal, when in trouble run away and look for your friends. Great teachings Neal."
David Saturn-"Couldn't have put it any better myself Hell...though Steal does not actually have any friends..."
Damascus whips Howard into the opposite corner and charges forward elbow first. Another kick to the ribs by Damascus followed by a swift uppercut to the jaw. Damascus then chokes Howard with his boot releasing as the ref reaches a 4 count Romeo pulls Howard to his feet and takes Jason down to the mat with an armdrag.
David Saturn-"An actual wrestling move there by Damascus...despite his somewhat outspoken comments earlier this week Howard has wrestled a very clean style thus far..."
Neal Steal-"Name one thing Romeo has done that would warrant a DQ?"
David Saturn-"I don't think choking people warrants a DQ but the guy is a hypocrite. Going on about beauty and art when he rarely executes a scientific wrestling move..."
Hell-"Some wrestlers will do that though. They will beat and wear down the other guy as much as possible. Then once they have dished out the damage they will take the man or woman whatever the case is apart scientifically. Its a plan I have used myself many many times in the past and it usually works. I know every move in the text book but i prefer one style. My own!"
Damascus with an elbowdrop and slowly rises back to his feet coldly staring at Howard. Damascus lets Howard rise to his feet and knocks Jason back down to the mat with a hard right hand. Romeo glares at the ref (presumably for breaking up the choke a few moments ago) and very slowly goes for the cover. Howard easily kicks out of the lazy pin attempt.
David Saturn-"Both these men are of similar size so you shouldn't be making lazy covers like that. Honestly even if you're as big as you are Hell hooking the leg is essential as far as I'm concerned..."
Hell-"YEAH YOU CAN'T BE SLOPPY WHEN COVERING ITS THE DIFFERENCE BTWEEN TWO AND GETTING THAT IMPORTANT THREE!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Whats funny about a guy being poked in the eye Steal? Once again the so called artist resorts to roughneck tactics..."
Romeo back to his feet and blatantly delivers a thumb to the eye. The ref admonishes Romeo again which is ignored as Romeo follows that up with a rake across the eyes. Damascus drives his thumb into the throat of Howard. As Howard gets back to his feet he surprises Damascus with a kick to the ribs. Another kick to the ribs but Romeo responds with a solid elbow to the face.
Hell-"Damn that must have hurt! He must be one strong bastard to have absorbed those hits and then deliver that elbow right in the face like that!"
David Saturn-"Good point."
Neal Steal-"Stop kissing ass Saturn..."
David Saturn-"You're the last person who has the right to accuse someone of ass kissing! I said it was a good point because it was...something I never say to you for good reason!"
Punch by Romeo and then drives Howard face first into the turnbuckle. Kick to the ribs by Romeo, another, and another only stopping after the fifth straight kick. Damascus then begins stomping a mudhole into Howard and another blatant choke with his boot. The ref breaks it up as Romeo looks rather demented.
Romeo watches Howard get back to his feet and punches him in the face. Howard surprises Damascus with a punch of his own, followed by two more. Romeo then hits back with a punch almost knocking Howard off his feet. Howard is staggered and leans neck first across the top rope.
David Saturn-"The referee is going to lose patience with this..."
Neal Steal-"Oh and your buddy here never broke a few rules right?"
David Saturn-"Hell isn't a hypocrite like Romeo is..."
Hell-You know for me its like this. Yes I break rules and I have done things in the past that too many have no explanation as to why. It is true I am not a nice guy and yes I have a hidden agenda but my shit has always been up front and out in the open! I am not one of these guys who will hide what I do or try to chocolate coat it with sugar when its already coated with shit! However must promoters ask for me because I usually help to pack the people in and I get the job done so hate me, love me or despise me but I am here and thats the last paragraph at the end of the book!"
This gives Damascus another opportunity to blatantly choke his opponent. Once again the official breaks it up at the count of 4. Kick to the ribs by Romeo followed by a suplex. Cover by Romeo and Howard again kicks out at 1 infuriating Damascus. Romeo pulls Howard to his feet, irish whip reversed by Howard and as Romeo bounces back off the ropes Howard drives him face first into the mat with a flapjack. Romeo straight back up but Jason delivers an atomic drop.
Neal Steal-"Come on Romeo!"
David Saturn-"So impartial aren't you Steal? You do intend to call the next match between Axel and Snake down the middle don't you Hell?"
Hell-"Yeah I do!"
Neal Steal-"Yeah right! I'll believe it when I see it!"
David Saturn-"When has that ever made a difference you have always had selective eyesight..."
Howard then nails Romeo with a strong clothesline knocking Romeo off his feet. Damascus right back up but walks into a solid right hand. Romeo whipped off the ropes and Howard delivers a perfect dropkick catching Romeo right on the jaw. Dmascus back up again, Howard whips him off the ropes and catches Damascus with a hurricanrana!
David Saturn-"Near fall! Howard is now beginning to get frustrated...the count looked well timed to me..."
Hell-"I agree Saturn..."
Neal Steal-"You can't turn your back on Romeo Damascus for a second!"
1,2…and Damascus kicks out. Howard then shows his first sign of frustration clearly believing the refs count wasn’t fast enough (it seemed timed well) which may be a mistake. After briefly turning his back on Damascus he is kicked in the ribs as he turns back round. Howard clutches his ribs winded as Damascus rears back...
However Damascus turns and nails the referee with the...HEART PUNCH!!!
David Saturn-"Why did Damascus do that? He had the chance to take out Howard and he wasted it!"
Neal Steal-"For once I agree with you Saturn...why do that when you could have had the match won Romeo?"
Hell-"Maybe he is going to try to put Howard on the shelf and you can't do that with a third man in the way!"
Both men exchange punches as a new official rushes to the ring and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: JASON HOWARD
David Saturn-"Looks like Damascus has been disqualified here and rightly so."
Neal Steal="He had no right to make that decision. What next are we going to start video replays?"
Hell-"He had every right to make that call dumb ass since the original official couldn't make the call!"
As medics attend to the first official Romeo suddenly decks the second referee with the...HEART PUNCH!!! More referees come out and stop Romeo doing any further damage.
David Saturn-"Damascus should be in a straightjacket or something...he's psycho!"
Neal Steal-"Surprised you stayed at ringside Hell instead of getting involved in matters that don't concern you..."
Hell-"I will attend to my business steal so why don't you attend to yours."
David Saturn-"Well Hell will be in the ring officiating next and somehow I can't see you being treated as these officials have been..."
Hell-Yes well both Rattle Snake and Rusty have made claims to use their finishers on me if I don't call the match down the middle. Lets just say this...
I will call the match down the middle...that is until either of them lays a finger on me and if that happens I will lay both or either of them out cold! I don't take shit as Rattle Snake already knows and Rusty will find that out too if he trys anything!"
David Saturn-"This is probably a good time to take a commercial break...we will be right back in a moment..."
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JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT SAYS:
AWR-IT'S A CUT ABOVE THE REST!!!
SINGLES MATCH
RUSTY AXEL VS RATTLESNAKE
SPECIAL REFEREE: HELL
On return from commercial Hell is standing in the ring…
Neal Steal-“Look at him not even wearing a referees shirt…”
David Saturn-“Maybe they didn’t have time to make one big enough for him Steal.”
Neal Steal-“It does not take days just to make a referee shirt even for someone his size!”
From Parts Unknown...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Also From Parts Unknown...Rusty...AXEL!!!
Both men circle the ring not taking their eyes away from each other. Lock up, side headlock by rattlesnake and goes for an armdrag takedown. Axel reverses and positions himself behind rattlesnake not letting go of the arm. Rattlesnake reverses the hold but then breaks it giving Axel a cold stare. Hell watches showing no sign thus far of what his intentions will be…
David Saturn-“Both these men having a lot to say to each other in this past week. Both threatened to take out Hell if he does not call the match down the middle…I wouldn’t fancy their chances even if Hell is still injured…”
Another lockup and snapmare by Rattlesnake who then begins to go for a boston crab. Axel quickly breaks free quickly retreating. Both men slowly circle the ring again before locking up. Side headlock now by Axel but rattlesnake reverses and shoves Axel hard knocking him to the mat. Rattlesnake backs into the corner grinning at Axel with an arrogant expression on his face.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is looking at Axel as if he’s not worthy of being in the ring with him.”
Neal Steal-“Well I can’t remember Rattlesnake winning many matches whenever I’ve commentated on them…”
Rattlesnake advances and another lockup here. Rattlesnake yanks on the arm of Rusty who reverses and stretches rattlesnakes arm. Punch to the face by Axel connecting with four in a row but Rattlesnake responds with a blatant thumb to the eye. Hell does not admonish him though most referees would at least have a word…
Neal Steal-“Hell is cheating he didn’t even say a word for that brutal eye poke.”
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! You were laughing when Romeo did it to Howard earlier! I don’t think a guy like Hell considering the stuff he’s done is going to admonish someone for a eye poke…”
Neal Steal-"Well he should the eye is very delicate…”
Punch by Rattlesnake knocks Rusty to the mat. Axel straight back up Rattlesnake knocks him back down with another right hand. Rattlesnake them stomps Axel hard in the ribs before pulling Axel up and taking him back to the mat with a snapmare. Rattlesnake with a fistdrop to the face. As Axel rises back up Rattlesnake applies a facelock before delivering a suplex.
David Saturn-“Rattlesnake is dominating here we haven’t seen that too often when we have seen him in the past…”
Neal Steal-“Maybe he’s improving a bit…he’s making this a bit too obvious perhaps Axel may counter…”
Rattlesnake pulls Axel back up and motions for the stunner with an arrogant grin on his face. STUNNER by Rattlesnake!!! Hell counts fairly…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
David Saturn-“Well you can’t deny Hell was fair Steal…”
Neal Steal-“Well it was an easy match to officiate he would have been out of his depth if it was a really long match…”
Rattlesnake motions to Hell requesting he raise his hand in victory. Hell does raise his hand before Rattlesnake makes his way towards Axel shouting that he is pathetic. Rattlesnake begins to taunt Axel almost laughing in his face. Rusty responds by decking Rattlesnake with a right hand and tosses over the top rope.
David Saturn-“Looks like we may see a repeat of what happened last week here…”
Neal Steal-“Hell has finished his job why is he trying to get involved…”
David Saturn-“He’s responsible for as long as they remain at ringside…he’s just trying to restore order…”
Rusty grabs Hell’s vacant chair at the announce table. As he goes to hit Rattlesnake with it Hell steps in and asks Axel to give him the chair. Rusty refuses as Rattlesnake is back on his feet. Rusty raises the chair to hit Rattlesnake but Hell steps in between the 2 men. Hell then makes a grab for the chair and pulls it out of Axel’s hands with real force. However he pulls it away so hard it swings in mid air and hits Rattlesnake full in the face.
Neal Steal-“That’s uncalled for! Brutal chair shot by Hell…”
David Saturn-“I believe that was an accident…Hell has scary strength and at times it is uncontrollable…”
It did look like an accident as Hell orders Axel to go back up the ramp which he does. Rattlesnake slowly rises up and begins cursing at Hell obviously believing the chair shot was on purpose. Rattlesnake looks like he might try to attack Hell but seems to think twice which is probably a good idea even if Hell isn’t 100%. Rattlesnake makes his way back up the ramp. Hell gives the chair a wipe and sits back down at the announce desk.
Neal Steal-“You had no right to hit Rattlesnake with a chair! He won the match yet you had to get the spotlight at the end didn’t you?”
Hell-Listen you ass lick that was not intentional. There is no hatred between me and Rattle Snake. Rusty had no right to incorparate that chair. Trust me when I say this I wasn't trying to steal the spotlight because I could have laid either of those guys out anytime I choose too and half the people in the front row for that matter. Now go wash your face Neal you have shit stains on your lips again!
David Saturn-“We better go back to commercial…you will be lucky if you’re still breathing when we return in a few moments Steal…”
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SINGLES MATCH
2-FLY KIDD VS BRET HARRIS
David Saturn-"We are hearing there’s some kind of commotion backstage now…perhaps Rusty was waiting for Rattlesnake when he came through the curtain…"
The scene opens backstage where Bret Harris is lying motionless in a pool of blood. A shadowy figure stands above him with a baseball bat in hand…
Neal Steal-“Is that Robert Carr? I think it is…”
Hell-"Harris is gonna need a hundred stitches!"
David Saturn-We heard Carr has signed a contract here in AWR and it looks like his first victim isn’t even in the ring…”
Carr suddenly moves forward raising the baseball bat as the camera crew scatter.
David Saturn-We have seen Carr in previous companies where we worked and he always felt he was treated like a joke. I can’t understand why he attacked Harris though they were together as part of a group called the Gathering at one time…
The scene cuts to another room where we see another figure unconscious…
David Saturn-“That looks like 2-Fly Kidd out cold there…I assume Carr must have been responsible for that too…”
Neal Steal-”Well you can’t prove that Saturn. How do you know Carr didn’t chase away the guy who attacked Harris?”
David Saturn-“Well Carr was standing over him with a baseball bat! I would say that is pretty damming evidence don’t you think?”
Hell-"Well sometimes there's a much bigger picture Saturn. I have to agree with this moron for once we never actually saw Carr do this...lets not give him another reason to whine and moan about persecution!"
David Saturn-Well maybe this is Carr’s way of warning AWR officials that he won’t be made a figure of ridicule…still he was the biggest crybaby I’ve ever heard…”
Neal Steal-”He had to sue one of his opponents for sexual harassment in the past and that was another man! Wouldn’t you get frustrated in his position?”
Hell-"You should know about sexual frustration Steal!"
David Saturn-Well both men who were scheduled to fight are out cold apparently at the hands of Robert Carr. I doubt we will be seeing the Harris v Kidd match tonight…
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"We will be back after our final commercial break..."
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COMMERCIAL
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! I didn't know Skull was doing ads for McDonalds!"
David Saturn-"That was not former NIWF superstar Skull as you're fully aware! Poor Skull he does not even work for this company and you're still making fat jokes about him!"
Hell-"That looks more like you Steal after a visit to silvio's office and we all know where your mouth goes!"
David Saturn-"Well last week Red Randal screwed Crowley in his debut bout and now he's looking for revenge! Falls Count Anywhere!"
MAIN EVENT
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
CROWLEY VS RED RANDAL
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
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From Warwick, England...Mr...CROWLEY!!!
Crowley charges forward kicking Randal in the ribs. Uppercut by Crowley and another shot staggering Randal who is then rammed head first into the turnbuckle. Crowley goes for the irish whip, reversed, Crowley ducks an elbow and as he bounces back off the opposite side nails Randal with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-My God Crowley almost took Randal's head off with that clothesline! Very fast start by Crowley here as he looks for revenge!"
Neal Steal-"Randal right back to his feet though he certainly isn't going to be a pushover..."
David Saturn-"Nobody said he would be Steal"
Hell-"This Randal knows something about Wrestling. I am not sure if he is someones son or brother or what but he knows something!"
Randal gets back to his feet as Crowley grabs hold of his arm and yanks on it hard. Crowley delivers a hard clubbing blow to Randal’s head and then grabs him for the CHOKESLAM! Crowley does not go for the pin obviously wanting to punish Randal here for his actions last week. Crowley motions for the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB as Randal struggles to his feet…
David Saturn-"Crowley is looking for a quick win here! When you're the size of Crowley and yourself Hell do you always try to look for quick wins?"
Hell-"Size isn't the answer Saturn its in the timing and how you fight your battle!"
Neal Steal-"I bet Saturn was trying to say big men have poor conditioning..."
David Saturn-"I was not saying that at all."
However Randal quickly avoids the move by retreating underneath the bottom rope. Crowley follows which was a mistake perhaps as Randal meets him on the outside by whipping Crowley into the barricade. 4 punches by Randal but Crowley suddenly grabs Randal by the neck and begins choking!
David Saturn-"Crowley is on a rampage here! He's so cold and emotionless but you can sense his utter fury in every step!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley should have a bit of regard for the timekeeper. He might throw Randal into us next!"
David Saturn-"I don't think Hell would take too kindly to that..."
Hell-"Lets just say that better not happen or you will see another no contest!"
The timekeeper and ring announcer quickly move as Crowley throws Randal across their empty chairs. Randal is trapped with his back against the barricade as Crowley nails him with a flurry of punches. Hard shot to the back of Randal’s head and he lands face first on the ring steps. Crowley follows that up by ramming Randal face first into the steps.
Neal Steal-"He's trying to break poor Randal's hand!"
Hell-"Well I was hoping he would rip his tongue out so we don't have to hear his complaining!"
David Saturn-"Perhaps its what Randal deserves after screwing Crowley for no apparent reason. He must have had a death wish to go after a man this size in the first place. Why do you think men are stupid enough to go after people like Crowley and yourself Hell?"
Hell-"It is not stupidity it is smart! Lets say they do this and get a win! What a way to build up your career fast!"
Crowley then grabs Randal’s hand, places it across the top of the steps and stomps on it. Randal yells in pain as Crowley removes the top half of the steps. Crowley lifts the steps as Randal’s arm is outstretched across the bottom step. Crowley drops the steps right across the arm causing Randal to again scream in pain!
David Saturn-"Crowley is delivering a hell of an ass kicking so far. Randal simply has no answer!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley is a monster he's taking pleasure in torturing Randal here..."
Hell-I agree!
Neal Steal-You do? Wow for once he agrees with me!
Randal clutches his arm and tries to run but Crowley grabs him and delivers a hard headbutt. Crowley rolls Randal underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring as we see a replay of the steps being dropped on Randal’s arm. Crowley stretches the arm as Randal pleads for mercy. Crowley rams the arm hard across the turnbuckle.
David Saturn-"This match can't be stopped. If it was a regular match the referee would have no choice but to stop it..."
Neal Steal-"Well that's because Crowley would have been disqualified..."
David Saturn-"Even without using the steps Crowley has been completely destroying Randal...he simply seems unstoppable here...he did state nothing would stop him tearing Randal limb from limb..."
Crowley then walks to the next turnbuckle with Randal and repeats the same move. Randal whimpers in pain as Crowley whips him off the ropes. Crowley raises his boot but Randal ducks and wisely takes out Crowley’s legs. The big man is now down on the mat as Randal takes a quick breather. Stomp by Randal and then kicks Crowley in the ribs.
David Saturn-Having not caused enough offence Randal even called Crowley a stepping stone to greater things this past week. Randal is delusional...wait Randal actually got a move in there! Its about time!"
Neal Steal-Oh shut up and stop being so sarcastic Saturn!"
Hell-"Randal better get more then a move in if he hopes to gain anything at all here! Even a good showing against Crowley without winning would get him noticed quicker by promoters!"
Neal Steal-"Why don't you 2 just go get a room! Kissing up to each other its making me sick!"
Randal then chokes Crowley across the bottom rope with the ref doing nothing to admonish it. After all it is no disqualification. Crowley fights back up and punches Randal hard in the ribs. Randal responds with a punch and another kick to the ribs. Crowley backs into the corner but as Randal charges Crowley having perhaps lured him in catches him with an elbow.
David Saturn-"Crowley showing some ring awareness there he isn't just power and muscle it seems..."
Neal Steal-"He's better than Hell then you're saying?"
Hell-"Steal shut the jesus up before I dismantle your tongue!"
David Saturn-"I never said Hell was one dimensional Steal! Stop trying to put words into my mouth Hell isn't stupid enough to fall for your idiotic remarks!"
Randal responds with a punch and then clotheslines Crowley over the top rope with such force he goes over as well. Both men land on their feet and Crowley nails Randal with a punch. Crowley goes to whip Randal into the other ringsteps but Randal reverses whipping Crowley into the steps instead. Crowley falls to the ground clutching his knee and Randal then drops an elbow across the knee.
Neal Steal-"That's it Randal! Chop that big tree down! You da man Randal!"
Hell-"He is only the man if he scores a submission or a three count!"
David Saturn-"I don't know how you can control your patience putting up with this idiot Hell!"
Randal climbs onto the apron as Crowley tries to follow. Randal kicks Crowley in the head and drops back to the floor. Randal walks Crowley over towards the announce table delivering a strong headbutt. Randal rams Crowley head first into the barricade and then places his leg across a steel chair. Randal climbs onto the apron and leaps off dropping his elbow across Crowley’s knee!
Neal Steal-"Beautiful elbowdrop!"
David Saturn-"Randal I must admit has done well to fight back after looking completely dead and buried..."
Hell-"Like I said he has some awareness of the sport! There is a background!"
Both men are down but Randal is first back to his feet. Crowley is struggling after taking his latest shot to the leg. Randal rolls Crowley back under the bottom rope into the ring as we see a replay of Randal’s elbow to the knee. Crowley grabs the leg but Crowley with great strength kicks Randal away sending him through the middle rope to the outside.
David Saturn-"Wow what strength by Randal!"
Hell-"I would have to agree Saturn!"
Neal Steal-"Be careful grabbing that leg Randal..."
Crowley follows but leaves his legs exposed as Randal grabs them from under the bottom rope. However Crowley thrusts his foot forward nailing Randal in the face and sending him into the barricade smacking the back of his head. Randal stumbles and staggers as Crowley stalks him around the ringside area.
David Saturn-"He's going to put him through the table!"
Neal Steal-"The table didn't break why do they get one of those hard tables and we have to use these cheap flimsy things?"
Hell-That should hurt!"
David Saturn-"Just concentrate on this chaotic match Steal and stop moaning for once!"
Crowley scoops Randal up and slams him across the timekeepers table which does not break. Crowley takes a breather and then rolls Randal back into the ring. Randal gets back to his feet as Crowley is slow to follow. Having taken too much time Crowley Is taken back to the mat as Randal again targets the legs.
Hell-"He is smart working on and area of the body like that trying to wear his man down!"
David Saturn-"No wonder its knee injuries that put you out of action then..."
Hell-Actually kidney injuries for me though my knees could be better too! That is why i leave ringside so much, bathroom breaks you know! Not like steal who leaves the area to spit!"
Neal Steal-"Look out Randal...oh no the freak is going to chokeslam Randal again!"
Randal climbs to the top rope and comes off looking to connect with a double axe handle. However Crowley catches him by the throat! Randal quickly escapes by executing a drop tope hold. Randal rams Crowley’s knee hard into the mat. Unlike Randals screams earlier however Crowley is cold and emotionless the only sign of pain coming from his slow movements.
Hell-"OUCH!"
David Saturn-"The one clear difference is that Crowley does seem a lot calmer than you Hell. He seems capable of controlling his anger while you sometimes lose your temper a bit..."
Hell-I never lose my temper! I just get angry!"
Neal Steal-"He's just trying to say Crowley is better than you Hell..."
David Saturn-"No I'm not! Randal going to the outside...perhaps you're right Hell about that chair fetish...why does he only use them as a weapon?"
Randal goes to the outside and picks up a chair. Randal goes back into the ring and looks to repeat the move that cost Crowley his match last week. However Randal foolishly raises the chair in front of his face and Crowley nails him with a big boot! Randal gets back to his feet quickly but with incredible stupidity still has the chair in front of his face! Crowley punches the chair hard sending it into the face of Randal.
David Saturn-"What a dumbass! You should never raise a chair in front of your face and he does it twice in a row!"
Hell-"That was a rookie mistake! Not once but twice..."
Neal Steal-"Randal was just knocked cold for a moment after the first blow with the chair thats the only reason he did it twice..."
Randal is back to his feet but Crowley lifts him and goes for a powerslam. Randal manages to slip away and drops back to his feet and grabs Crowley with a vice like grip around the throat. Randal chokes Crowley but yells in pain as Crowley bites him on the arm. Randal manages to keep the chokehold locked on but Crowley continues to bite the arm.
Neal Steal-"Stop biting him! What is Crowley some kind of cannibal? Watch the commercial and go to McDonalds like everyone else!"
David Saturn-"Crowley is not going to be choked out here...I'm certain of that..."
Randal yells in pain as Crowley tries to fight out of the chokehold. Crowley stretches his arms around Randal’s back and launches him head first into the top turnbuckle. Crowley takes another breather as Randal staggers forward. Crowley lifts him up and delivers the JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! Crowley makes the cover…1,2…3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: CROWLEY
David Saturn-"Awesome contest and a great win for Crowley!"
Neal Steal-"Somebody check on Randal he could be a paraplegic after being driven into the mat like that!"
Hell-"Steal why don't you shut up before I make you one!"
Crowley climbs onto the announce table and raises his arms in celebration! Suddenly he turns and kicks Hell right in the face knocking him out of his chair!"
David Saturn-"What the hell! Crowley just booted Hell in the face!"
Neal Steal"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Crowley drags Hell onto the table and motions for the CHOKESLAM! Suddenly Hell grabs Crowley around the throat! Both men try to lift each other and Crowley kicks Hell hard in the knee. Hell drops to the floor clutching his knee which is the reason he hasn't been ready to return to the ring just yet. Crowley rams Hell's head into the ring steps and grabs Hell round the throat looking to CHOKESLAM him through the table!"
Neal Steal-"Crowley is going to chokeslam Hell..straight to Hell! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"You couldn't stand Crowley only a couple of minutes ago you hypocrite!"
Hell however suddenly grabs Crowley by the arms and delivers an incredible HELLPLEX!!! Crowley goes crashing right through the announce table! Hell goes into the ring but Crowley looks like he's out cold! The crowd chant Hell's name in unison. After a couple of minutes with no movement paramedics come to ringside with a stretcher...
David Saturn-"You just don't mess with Hell. I think Crowley must have felt threatened by a man who was a little bit bigger than he is. Hell just showed Crowley who the true giant in AWR is!"
Neal Steal-"If this is what Hell can do when he's injured goodness knows what the man is capable of..."
David Saturn-"Crowley is being stretchered out...he's seriously hurt I'll bet but he only has himself to blame. I somehow suspect we won't be seeing him anytime soon..."
Neal Steal-"Hell may have just ended his career!"
David Saturn-"We will see you next week for another night of chaos!"
The scene fades as Hell raises his hands triumphantly in the centre of the ring...