Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 25, 2012 21:11:25 GMT -4
AWR ROYAL FLUSH
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Coming to you exclusively live from Detroit, Michigan...its time for the Royal Flush! Who holds all the cards?"
Neal Steal-"I'll give you the answer for free...Mr Megala holds all the cards in this company. Tonight I predict he will show up and prove he is on Mr Royal's side!"
David Saturn-"Well we have a camera out in the parking lot monitoring for signs of Megala's possible arrival. It will be hard to miss the limo that's for sure..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala hasn't even been able to take a single phone call from me he must be so busy! Tonight I just know he will show up and fire Maggia here tonight! Who knows he might fire you as well..."
David Saturn-"I haven't changed my view from the past few weeks. In my opinion this company has been brought to it knees by the ego and jealousy of Silvio Megala."
Neal Steal-"Wait a moment...what's this?"
David Saturn-"What in the hell is this! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Rusty Axel makes his way to the ring to some new entrance music. The crowd seem quite amused by some of the lyrics...Steal wipes a seat for Rusty and shakes his hand.
Rusty Axel-"Hello young Steal...suppose I better say hello to you Saturn right? It called good and proper basic manners something of which Rattlesnake lacks!"
Neal Steal-"I must say what a tremendous piece of music that is Rusty. Beautiful theme its bring a tear to my eye..."
David Saturn-"Its ludicrous."
Neal Steal-"Show some respect this is a legend standing tall right here!"
David Saturn-"Oh please..."
Rusty Axel-"I know you're both going to ask me about Mr Megala but I don't know if he's going to show up. As far as I know he hired me and I'm doing the job I believe he paid me to do..."
David Saturn-"Maybe try and relate to the talent sometime then..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Rusty Axel-"Look at this boy there's no need for these vulgar gestures to the crowd..."
David Saturn-"Crowd are very much behind Rattlesnake here...its no surprise you're out here so I didn't bother asking. That old timekeeper was fired by Maggia by the way so if you were thinking of pulling that trick again...
Neal Steal-"We have no idea ahat you're talking about. Now lets hope Jason beats some sense into Rattlesnake...not that the offer is still on the table surely?
Rusty Axel-"Rattlesnake had his chance. Old Rusty is going to sit back with a whisky and enjoy this beating young Howard is going to deliver here..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake of course attacked earlier this week he's already looking at you Rusty..."
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake making a rookie mistake here. He's been around a while yet he's becoming distracted by something in the front row..."
David Saturn-"He's looking at Rusty stop making up lies..."
Rusty Axel-"If he listened to Old Rusty this boy could go far! This was the type of thing I wanted to stamp out rookie mistakes like this..."
David Saturn-"Can't blame Rattlesnake for being distracted you had your SIN thugs beat the hell out of him earlier this week...footage which can be seen on awrwrestling.com from one of our untelevised events...
Both men circle the ring a little slow to lock up as Rattlesnake curses in the direction of guest commentator Rusty Axel. Howard tries to grab a side headlock but Snake shoves him away sending him down hard to the mat. Howard gets back up as Snake unleashes a barrage of curses. Anther lock up and a armdrag takedown by Snake.
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you allowed that footage to be released. I thought you wanted a one hour show each week and VHS highlights from a majr card each month? Stunning marketing ever heard of those disc shaped things at all?"
Neal Steal-"Show some respect you're in the presence of a rasslin God right here! Well a commentary God and a rasslin God...me and Rusty!"
Rusty Axel-"Jason Howard is a fine young man with excellent manners and I'm predicting he's going to kick some butt here tonight!"
David Saturn-"Why should Rattlesnake respect someone who just last year was involved in various brutal attacks on him? Not to mention Rusty forcing Snake's brother Bret Harris out of the company! Maggia rehiring Bret from what I've heard that loser leaves town stipulation has expired now certainly been a while...
Anther lock up and Snake repeats the move drawing a fit of frustration from Howard. Snake talks some more trash as Howard gets back to his feet. Snake shoves him back down to the mat again overpowering Howard after a quick test of strength. Snake however is easily distracted and curses at Rusty again. Howard reacts fast backing Snake into the corner.
David Saturn-"Why didn't you pick Howard as your pet project? He's not the finished article and who knows he might have wanted your help for some reason..."
Rusty Axel-"Like I said Saturn...there was no need to offer assistance to Jason. He's well mannered and he treats legends with respect. He does not need any extra tuning..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about their ring skills this could be a very close matchup. A wrestling match that is not curses v manners..."
Neal Steal-"That's right Jason go for the eye!"
David Saturn-"That's refined offence right there..."
Rake to the eyes and several shots to the midsection. Howard then clearly bites Snake across the top of the head and the ref steps in as Howard lays in a solid shot to the face. Snake staggers a bit regaining his bearings and another slow lock up. This time Howard executes an armdrag takedown and then applies an armbar.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo there's some good ol' fashioned classic mat rasslin right there! Jason has all his basics covered!"
usty Axel-"Indeed Neal! Some vintage rasslin being broadcast on the rusty vault by the way. Don't understand that internet mumbo jumbo BHS might have been suitable but anyhow..."
David Saturn-"Except VHS is about as outdated as your ring style and every big company plus some small ones too use the internet. Its called 21st century marketing!"
Neal Steal-"Stop being so rude to this rasslin legend. Come on Jason go for the eye again...or better yet stick your fist down his foul mouthed throat!"
David Saturn-"Would you stop it with this "rasslin" crap whenever he's out here!"
Snake writhes on the mat managing to break himself loose and pulls himself up in the corner. Howard punches Snake hard in the face but Snake manages to stay upright against the turnbuckle. Snake blocks another shot and Jason retreats now backed into a corner himself. Whip to the opposite corner and Snake is quick to follow connecting with a hard knee to the ribs of Howard.
Rusty Axel-"Next week I issue Rattlesnake a challenge. If he loses..."
Neal Steal-"If its against a legend like yourself Rusty he certainly will!"
Rusty Axel-"When he is defeated I will eash out his mouth with soap right in the centre of the ring! Teach him some good ol' fashioned respect in the old fashioned way!"
David Saturn-"You know what don't you think this colourisation is too expensive? Why not go back to black and white footage really turn back the clock..."
Neal Steal-Don't take that sarcastic tone with Rusty or he might give you a good ol' fashioned ass whipping...pardon my language Rusty..."
Stomps to the ribs and the ref steps in. Snake complains in his usual sophisticated language as Howard gets back to his feet. Anther lockup and Howard applies a hold on the shoulder forcing Snake down to the mat. Rusty gets to his feet looking at the new timekeeper clearly wanting the bell to ring but is ignored. Rear chinlock by Howard...
David Saturn-"He's not gonna ring the bell! Better try a plan B Rusty...not that screwing someone should be part of your job description..."
Neal Steal-"That new timekeeper should do as he's told! Ignored me earlier when I tried to converse with him..."
David Saturn-"Wonder why..."
Rusty Axel-"That timekeeper ain't going to get anywhere with a novice like young Roberto..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly but you have several tricks up your sleeve Rusty I'm sure you're going to find another way of teaching Snake some respect..."
Chinlock quickly broken up and Snake eyerakes Howard instead then backs him into the ropes. Headbutts by Howard and a couple of clubbing blows to the head with Snake backed in the corner. Suddenly Snake spins Jason around reversing the situation and throws several right hands. Snake climbs atop Howard laying in several rapid fire punches to the head.
David Saturn-"Screwing him won't win his respect. Rattlesnake does not respect anybody he would curse at royalty if they were in the building without a second thought!"
Neal Steal-"So you admit it Saturn...you admit he's foul mouthed and vulgar?"
David Saturn-"Damn right he is! Sorry Rusty do you still consider damn to be a swear word?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm supposed to be commentating but frankly I won't give a damn about leaning over this table and smacking you in the face Saturn!"
Snake then sets himself up for a big charge but Howard with a dropkick! Snake falls back to the mat, cover by Howard...1,2...and Snake gets his shoulder up. Howard forgot to hook the leg there but stays on top of applying a suffocating choke hold. Howard pulls Snake to his feet delivering a club to the head and a headbutt.
Rusty Axel-"Nothing wrong with straight up rasslin but you have to be a bit rugged as well. Problem with Snake is he's not refined like Old Rusty and young Jason is..."
David Saturn-"Coming from a complete brawler and cheap shot artist. At least Randal has learnt a few wrestling moves..."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake staggering like Slop on a Friday night here..."
Snake must have a rock solid head as he manages to stay on his feet and fires back! The fans rise in anticipation solidly behind Snake as he delivers several right hands. Snake charges off the ropes...Lou Thesz Press! Snake with a flurry of punches followed by a cover...1,2...and a kickout by Howard. Snake is quicker to his feet and nails Howard with a right hand.
David Saturn-"Lous Thesz press! Is that vintage enough for you Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"Did you ever beat that Thesz guy Rusty?"
David Saturn-"Of curse he didn't! Wait where are you going?"
Neal Steal-"Don't speak to the head of talent relations like that he can go where he wants..."
Suddenly Rusty is up on the apron distracting the ref! Rusty tosses something into the ring towards Howard which the ref does not notice...its brass knuckles! Unfortunately for Rusty his aim sucks and Rattlesnake catches them! Rusty looks horrified as the ref hears Rattlesnake cursing towards him to make the count. 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Once again Rusty shows himself for what he is...a screwup and a wrestling failure!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Just pointing out what happened? Rusty tried to screw Rattlesnake and it backfired on him! He could barely win a match when he wrestled regularly now he can't even screw someone else out of one!"
Neal Steal-"Well I like Howard but clearly he lost concentration for a moment. He's a young man that kind of thing happens..."
David Saturn-"Everybody screws up but has Rusty actually done anything right since becoming head of talent relations? Coming up in a few moments will be Tracy Adkins v Dustin Weaver..."
Neal Steal-"Its Canada's hero!"
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We see a shot of the empty parking lot as the cameras watch out for the potential arrival of AWR President Silvio Megala...
Neal Steal-"Can't wait to see the billion dollar emperor tonight! Haven't seen him for a few months its always a privilege to be in his presence..."
David Saturn-"Stop acting like its fact. Those cameras will cut to the parking lot the moment Megala arrives we have been told...that is if he makes his usual grand entrance limo and all...wait there's Carr and Randal...I believe Adkins will be on his way out here any moment..."
The cameras then cut to the locker room of SIN where we see Robert Carr and Red Randal. Carr is stretching, getting ready for his title defense, while Randal sits watching the show on a small monitor. Suddenly the door opens and the AWR Champion Anthony Royal strolls in. Randal jumps to his feet and Carr puts his fists up, both men ready for a fight. However, Royal puts his hands in the air, suggesting he is not there to fight.
Royal: Woah, woah, settle down fellas. I know we don’t run in the same crowd, but I’m not here to fight, or cause any problems for that matter.
Both men relax their stance as Royal smiles.
Royal: That’s more like it. Now Robert, first off I would like to say congratulations on your title win a few weeks back. But you didn’t really get to celebrate that win, did you? No, because that bum Fa Sho had to rain on your parade. And I fear that tonight, he plans to do the same to me.
Carr simply glares a hole in Royal. Royal continues to talk to him.
Royal: But you Robert, you have the chance to stop that when you step in the ring with him tonight. I mean, we both know you can beat Fa Sho, but why stop there? I think tonight, you should hurt Sho, I think you should maim him. Take. Him. Out. I’m the World Champ Robert, I got pull around here. If you do this for me, I can make life in the AWR a lot better for you and your SIN buddies.
Royal waits for an answer, but Robert remains silent and emotionless.
Royal: Just think about it, okay?
With that, Royal pats Carr on the shoulder and leaves the room. Carr remains stoic, not showing any signs of what his decision will be as we fade back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal is getting down to business!"
David Saturn-"Which means someone might be getting a screwing. How pathetic of Royal to beg SIN for help and did you see that patronising pat on Carr's shoulder?"
Neal Steal-"It was not a patronising pat it was friendly. Patronising Pat...might be a good wrestler nickname don't you think?"
David Saturn-"Erm...no?"
From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is obviously going to try and screw Mr Royal. He just wants SIN there to make things fair and square that's all...you should feel sorry for Mr Royal think of the pressure he's under..."
David Saturn-"Serves him right!"
Neal Steal-"How can you say that? Mr Megala will make sure things go smoothly anyway I have no doubt. Here comes Canada's Hero could you refer to him by his proper name this week?"
David Saturn-"Indeed I will. Dustin Weaver!"
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Not sure what Tracy would have thought had he been privy to that conversation between Royal and the two other SIN members."
Neal Steal-"It does not make any difference as Carr is the leader and Randal was clearly backing Carr..."
David Saturn-"Adkins will make sure they get something from Royal in return. Adkins very much suited to this type of match which is going to be hardcore rules..."
Hero may either surprise us or be completely out of his depth in this environment. He is however quick to lock up with Adkins perhaps remembering the recent attacks by Carr and Randal even though he's made no reference to them. Hero backs Adkins into the corner but Adkins responds with a kick to the midsection and an elbow to the face.
Neal Steal-"I notice Emily is not out here. I think she's still recovering from that brutal assault at the hands of that clown RCH..."
David Saturn-"So you just expect the viewers to forget she was out here last week and was clearly fine? Dustin did not want her out here for once he wasn't thinking about just himself..."
Neal Steal-"I think Canada's Hero is more suited to good ol' fashioned rasslin like Rusty..."
David Saturn-"So now its rasslin even when he's not out here? Dustin is a skilled high flyer its an insult to say he's got a similar style to Rusty...not that I'm a Weaver fan. Rusty of course screwing Weaver a couple of weeks ago though it was mostly to help Randal than anything personal it seems unlike the disagreement with Rattlesnake..."
Hero then applies a headlock (not usual for this type of match) and Adkins shoves him towards the ropes. Hero rebounds and takes Adkins down with a shoulder charge. Hero pulls Adkins up to his feet (instead of looking for weapons he clearly has a distaste for hardcore bouts even leaving Emily backstage for precaution) but Adkins kicks him in the ribs.
David Saturn-"I notice Tracy refused to call him by his self proclaimed Canada's Hero nickname. Indeed Tracy probably told the truth and named some real Canadian heroes..."
Neal Steak-"Nobody knows Canada like Canada's Hero knows Canada! He's a fine advert for the country he's got patriotic values what's wrong with that?
David Saturn-"You can't just bestow a title upon yourself..."
Another kick and then Adkins charges off the ropes delivering a hard kick to the face with momentum behind the shot. Cover by Adkins...1,2...and kickout by Weaver. Both men back up...snap suplex by Adkins! Cover...1,2...and another kick out by Hero who is immediately backed into the corner as he rises to his feet. Hero whipped to the opposite corner and Adkins charges forward.
David Saturn-"I guess since Rusty is affiliated with SIN he won't be too happy at some of the graphic violence Tracy has promised?"
Rusty Axel-"I can't understand why Dustin...I mean Canada's Hero...and Tracy are fighting each other. These fans have little appreciation for either of them..."
David Saturn-"They should show some appreciation back then. Weaver attacked by Carr and Randal in recent weeks might be seen as getting a little payback on SIN here..."
Hero however charges forwards himself and as Adkins spins around Hero rebounds back off the opposite side and nails Tracy with a clothesline! Adkins is knocked under the bottom rope and Hero follows despite his preference to generally keep things in the ring. Adkins rammed into the steel steps head first and then Hero picks up the steps!
Neal Steal-"Dustin shows appreciation to all his millions of fans in Canada..."
David Saturn-"We are just across the river in Detroit in fact. I've noticed a few Canadian flags but none of them seem to be getting behind Weaver much considering he's a so called national hero..."
Neal Steal-"The ones further away from the US border are more grateful..."
David Saturn-"Grateful for what? Are people in Canada supposed to drop to their knees in gratitude just because Dustin carries the Canadian flag?"
Hero nails Adkins hard in the head with them and Tracy crawls trying to get to his feet as Hero looks under the ring. Hero pulls out a singapore cane and bashes Adkins hard across the ribs and back! Adkins is taking a beating here and even by his pain threshold won't be able to withstand a sustained weapon attack like this. Hero then kicks Adkins right in the face!
David Saturn-"Must say Dustin has adapted to this hardcore style here..."
Neal Steal-"No you have to say it! Stop using that reluctant tone in your voice Saturn the hero of Canada deserves credit..."
David Saturn-"All heroes deserve credit I just don't see why we should call Dustin one. Even if he won the title as he predicts he would not be a hero to all Canadians..."
Neal Steal-"Looks like you're not the only plank here tonight Saturn..."
Hero rolls Adkins back into the ring and pulls out a big wooden plank. Adkins tries to grab the plank from the inside but Hero thrusts it upwards catching Adkins in the face. Hero throws more weapons into the ring mainly trash cans and other assorted junk. Hero bashes Adkins with a trash can lid and then goes to pick up a trash can.
David Saturn-"Both these men not taking out the trash...they are trying to take out each other with the trash!"
Neal Steal-"Why don't these fans show some respect! Its Canada'a Hero!"
David Saturn-"If he's that bothered about it why not get it legally changed then...though he does not warrant something like that anyway."
Hero however becomes distracted by a Dustin chant yelling "don't call me Dustin!" but Adkins is up and grabs a trash can. Adkins nails Hero with the trash can across the head. Hero isn't used to being hit with weapons but absorbs the blow staying on his feet. Adkins delivers two more hard shots the first knocking Hero to his knees and the second fully to the mat. Adkins with the cover...1,2...and a kickout by Hero!
David Saturn-"Adkins threatening to kill Dustin earlier this week. This while talking about a guy he has not even met...Adkins a vile individual even if such threats are futile.
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised nobody has been killed under Maggia's watch. That man has no morals he wouldn't care if someone had..."
David Saturn-"Nobody here would want that...nobody here is as sick as Adkins..."
Adkins grabs Hero by the neck seemingly trying to strangle him and as Hero tries to fight off Adkins delivers a flurry of punches to the face. Another cover...1,2...and Hero kicks out drawing frustration from Adkins. As Hero gets to his feet he is immediately nailed with a trash can lid but manages to stay upright. Adkins then charges off the ropes and plants Hero face first into the mat with a bulldog!
David Saturn-"Adkins maybe expecting an easier ride here under hardcore rules...Weaver just kicking out of that though.
Neal Steal-"Certainly close but I've never doubted Canada's Hero's toughness. He's beaten people like Slick..."
David Saturn-"Thanks to you in that instance!"
1,2...and this time Hero gets his shoulder up. Adkins seems a bit surprised by Hero's ability to absorb punishment then makes the mistake of climbing to the top rope which is more Hero's speciality. Hero nails Adkins with a trash can lid and then climbs to the middle rope...superplex! Hero then picks up the ring bell (tossed into the ring earlier by himself) and bashes Adkins in the head with it!
David Saturn-"Adkins should be fine there's not much in that head of his..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins is intelligent he's not just some demented thug...even if that year zero thing is still the silliest thing I've heard of..."
David Saturn-"Dustin mocking the crowd there. Certainly neither man will win this match thanks to crowd support..."
Hero mocks the crowd (who aren't exactly on the side of Tracy either) and then picks up a long piece of string. Hero crouches down and ties up the feet of Adkins with the string! That is not cheap string and Adkins is barely able to get to his feet. Adkins is on his feet but can barely move without falling as Hero places a trash can over his head!
Neal Steal-"What a clever plan!"
David Saturn-"Perfectly legal as well! Adkins can barely move!"
Hero goes up to the top rope as Adkins staggers around...flying clothesline! Hero with the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: CANADA'S HERO!!!
Neal Steal-"Well Canada's Hero can go back over the border proud tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well actually he's scheduled to wrestle a house show in New York tomorrow but never been one to let facts get in the way have you...wait there's Randal!"
RED RANDAL rushes into the ring but Hero quickly grabs a chair and bashes Randal in the head with it! A receipt there for Randal after what happened a couple of weeks back! Both men look seriously pissed slowly getting to their feet as Hero arrogantly celebrates on the ramp.
David Saturn-"Well if anyone deserves to be hit with a chair its Randal!"
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Randal will be hitting Sho with a chair later tonight if he tries to screw Mr Royal..."
David Satun-"Dustin Weaver out of his element a little but victorious here live on PPV! Next up Marcus Moon takes on Slick Doctor!"
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We see another shot of the empty parking lot. The scene then cuts to a shot of Roberto Maggia who seems to be watching quite intently for any impending arrivals...
From Hollywod, California...the Only One That Matters...Marcus...MOON!!!
David Saturn-"Marcus Moon in for a real test here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Slick's the one in for the test having to face this young stud. If not for Mr Royal this guy would be a future AWR champion unlike Slop who's best days are behind him..."
David Saturn-"Its thanks to you that Slick isn't AWR Champion..."
Neal Steal-"Well if that was actually true I would gratefully accept your gratitude..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"What an ovation here in the Motor City!"
Neal Steal-"No wonder Detroit has been on the decline if this is the type of guy they look up to. That maniac the original sheik used to compete here regularly bet Old Rusty has a few tales about him..."
David Saturn-"Well they didn't cheer Adkins did they and that guy is as big a maniac as the Sheik ever was!"
Tremendous ovation for Slick as usual just the latest in countless PPV appearances for the popular veteran. Certainly a clash of opposite lifestyles and both men go face to face talking trash to each other. Slick begins motioning to the crowd taking his eyes away from Moon for a moment. Moon then stuns the crowd by arrogantly slapping Slick across the face!
David Saturn-"Total disrespect there by Marcus Moon! He's going to regret that one I'll bet..."
Neal Steal-"Slop was insulting his Mother. Once again Slop bringing up people's Mothers..."
David Saturn-"Moon apparently a mummy's boy had a silver spoon in his mouth from birth..."
Neal Steal-"Better than Slop's parents they probably fed him beer instead of milk..."
Not a hard slap but an insulting one. It certainly got Slick's focus back on Moon as he reacts with a hard right hand. Solid right in response from Moon and he is standing his ground here. Moon probably hasn't been in many barroom brawls in his upbringing but he certainly can wrestle and fight. Kick to the midsection by Moon then goes to whip Slick towards the ropes...
David Saturn-"Slick of course blamed for that mystery attack last week. I guess we might find out more about that incident in the upcoming weeks..."
Neal Steal-"Of course Slop did it. The guys a coward..."
David Saturn-"Slick has never been a coward in his life!"
Neal Steal-"You're just biased because he's your friend..."
David Saturn-"You wouldn't know anything about having friends Steal. Megala and Royal the closest you have ever had to one..."
Reversed by Slick and as Moon rebounds he is caught in the face by Slick's raised elbow. Slick clotheslines Moon back to the mat and loudly insults Moon as he struggles to his feet. Moon staggers into the corner which wasn't a great idea as Slick climbs atop him and nails Moon with 10 straight punches to the head. Slick then whips Moon to the opposite corner...
Neal Steal-"Talking of friends Marcus Moon certainly has friends in high places. The likes of which would never socialise with Slop..."
David Saturn-"Slick wouldn't want to socialise with a bunch of snobs..."
Neal Steal-"Slop graduated from the same school of social etiquette as Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Well Rattlesnake can certainly look up to examples like Slick in his career..."
Moon falls to his knees as he hits the turnbuckle back first. Moon struggles up again and Slick clotheslines him right over the top rope! Moon might be regretting his slap now and he is far too obvious getting back into the ring. Slick takes advantage with a baseball slide and Moon's two women immediately swoon all over him looking concerned. Suddenly Slick charges off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Slop only usually dives forward that fast when the bar announces its time for happy hour..."
David Saturn-"Moon a real high flyer but that might be the best aerial move we will see in this contest..."
...and dives right through the middle rope crashing right into Moon like a bullet! Slick gets to his feet and grins at Moon's women...Slick is very popular with the ladies but these 2 seem very attached to Marcus. Uppercut by Slick as Moon gets to his feet followed by a second. However as Slick goes to whip Moon into the steel steps it is reversed and Slick crashes into the stairs.
David Saturn-"Those women follow Moon everywhere..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly! Did you see Slop leering at them..."
David Saturn-"He simply grinned. I don't think Slick is for one moment interested in those women..."
Neal Steal-"I wonder how many kids he has running around who don't know who their Father is..."
Moon's ladies look happy with that (and probably their paycheck) as Moon tries to regain some composure. He certainly needs a breather after the last few moments. Moon then drops Slick face first across the fan barricade and rolls him back into the ring. Clothesline by Moon as he looks to take control of this matchup. Moon can be a high flyer but the pace needed to slow a bit...
David Saturn-"First time we have seen Slick for a couple of weeks of course."
Neal Steal-"He was here last week when he committed that assault..."
David Saturn-"Well why don't you prove it? As far as I'm concerned he wasn't anywhere near the building..."
Neal Steal-"Call around some of his deadbeat bars he was probably in one of them if he wasn't here..."
Moon pulls Slick to his feet but Slick begins laying in a few shots to the ribs. Slick ducks a blow but Moon reverses a irish whip into a powerful clothesline! Moon with the cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Slick probably takes shots like that most nights Moon probably won't be able to out brawl Slick. Moon kicks Slick as he gets to his feet then delivers a MM driver!
David Saturn-"Moon is possibly worse than Dustin Weaver when it comes to insisting on names. He handed me a list of moves before the show and he has his own names for many of them..."
Neal Steal-"So do as he says..."
David Saturn-"As long as I can remember he will. At least he's not proclaiming himself the hero of an entire country without any basis..."
That is otherwise known as a crossed arm german suplex. Moon with a slow cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Rear chinlock applied by Moon who yells at the crowd as they chant loudly for Slick. Then Moon tries to tell the ref Slick submitted but that obviously isn't the case. Not sure why Moon thought the ref would believe him as he yells at the crowd to "shut up" again.
David Saturn-"Yes the ref is going to ring the bell based on your word Marcus. Takes a hell of a lot more to make Slick submit than that and he very rarely has submitted..."
Neal Steal-"He was probably telling the ref to watch incase Slop passes out. Though Moon has done well not to pass out whenever that drunk breathes on him..."
David Saturn-"Moon won't be breathing too good if he takes more shots like that to the ribs..."
Neal Steal-"Don't say take a shot near Slop he will use that as an excuse to drink 30 beers in a row..."
Slick then quickly forces himself up to his feet and elbows Moon in the ribs. Moon pushes Slick into the ropes and as Slick rebounds Moon delivers a swinging neckbreaker. Apparently he has no special name for that move...1,2...and another kick out by Slick. Kick to the ribs by Moon backing Slick into the corner hammering away on him. Moon chokes Slick quickly broken up by the ref...
Neal Steal-"Choke him Marcus! Make him cough up all that disgusting garbage he drinks! Cheap, commercial beer that's what Slop likes!"
David Saturn-"Certainly there's nobody better at promoting beer than Slick Doctor! He's made a few commercials in his time..."
Neal Steal-"Yes I remember the "don't drink and drive" ones making a mockery of serious law breaking. Slop shouldn't even be allowed to travel the country with AWR he shouldn't even be allowed a license. He's never sober...who would lend him a rental car?"
Kicks to the ribs now by Moon and a shot to the face but Slick shows his brawling superiority nailing Moon with right hands! Slick then spins Moon round trapping him in the corner and delivers hard chops to the chest. Moon responds with a thumb to the eye and a club to the head. Moon backs Slick into the next corner and delivers more shots to the ribs...
David Saturn-"Moon putting up a fight that's for sure. Many have gone up against Slick on PPV and failed..."
Neal Steal-"Marcus Moon has never failed at anything in his life..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes because he's a self made man isn't he? Really earned all the money Mummy and Daddy gave him..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Marcus do one of those other moves! I want to name every single one of them!"
Moon certainly is brawling quite a bit here perhaps trying to test himself in a straight up fight against Slick. Of course Slick isn't just a brawler but also a sound technician when he wants to be. Slick proves that as Moon whips him off the ropes and goes for a back body drop. Slick leaps over Moon and executes a sunset flip! 1,2...3!!! Moon lowered his head too obviously and was caught out!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
David Saturn-"Slick took advantage of that mistake! You can't make an error against someone of this calibre!"
Neal Steal-"Looked like Slop had the tights there. Lets take another look at that..."
David Saturn-"Yes lets prove you're talking complete nonsense. Slick victorious here on PPV...oh wait...GOOD GOD!"
Neal Steal-"Looks like Slop has seen the light...ha ha ha ha ha!"
Suddenly Tracy Adkins rushes into the ring and smashes a light tube right over Slick's head! Carr and Randal follow and set up a table on the outside as Adkins pounds away on Slick looking utterly demented. Tracy then sets up Slick on the table and piledrives it right through it! A brutal and uncalled for move by Tracy Adkins!
David Saturn-"What a sickening assault this is by SIN. Slick should be celebrating his win but Adkins has snapped..."
Neal Steal-"Well Slop shouldn't have attacked SIN last week..."
David Saturn-"Well obviously SIN think he was behind it but there's no need for this...what now?"
Adkins threatens to nail the cameraman and then he yells at Carr and Randal to look underneath the ring. Adkins treating his own followers like vermin there (seeming to ignore the face Carr is the leader) and they pull out something...it looks like a large symbol? SIN beginning strapping Slick to the symbol kicking and punching him as they do so...
David Saturn-"Well this is original...never seen anything like this in wrestling people being strapped to symbols."
Neal Steal-"I've never seen that particular symbol before...it must be the symbol of SIN!"
The crowd boo as Slick has now been tied to the symbol and the ringpost. Adkins poses in front of Slick and then pulls some barbed wire out from under the ring. He places some across Slick's head as Maggia and security begin heading to the ring. Adkins then starts ripping at Slick's chest with barbed wire...Slick looks like he is unconscious...
David Saturn-"This is animalistic brutality...get this maniac out of here!"
Neal Steal-"There's Maggia...out here to satisfy his bloodlust no doubt!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Only you and SIN are enjoying this!"
Adkins poses in front of Slick apparently ending this bizarre ritual. Carr and Randal don't even seen sure of what Adkins is doing. The security then surround Adkins as Maggia follows looking incensed at the attack here. We see the security lead Adkins backstage and into a police car. The camera focuses on Adkins in the backseat...he has a completely sick grin on his face. Meanwhile AWR staff are cutting Slick loose and bringing out a stretcher...
David Saturn-"Well this is a sad sight...Slick might be badly injured here..."
Neal Steal-"Never mind I'm sure he will drink away his sorrows..."
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP YOU MORON! We need to cut to one of those promos for that cheap tat...oops sorry I should have said merchandise! EXCUSE ME...we will be back in a few moments. Slick is hurt! SIN back to their brutal worst!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Coming to you exclusively live from Detroit, Michigan...its time for the Royal Flush! Who holds all the cards?"
Neal Steal-"I'll give you the answer for free...Mr Megala holds all the cards in this company. Tonight I predict he will show up and prove he is on Mr Royal's side!"
David Saturn-"Well we have a camera out in the parking lot monitoring for signs of Megala's possible arrival. It will be hard to miss the limo that's for sure..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala hasn't even been able to take a single phone call from me he must be so busy! Tonight I just know he will show up and fire Maggia here tonight! Who knows he might fire you as well..."
David Saturn-"I haven't changed my view from the past few weeks. In my opinion this company has been brought to it knees by the ego and jealousy of Silvio Megala."
Neal Steal-"Wait a moment...what's this?"
David Saturn-"What in the hell is this! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Rusty Axel makes his way to the ring to some new entrance music. The crowd seem quite amused by some of the lyrics...Steal wipes a seat for Rusty and shakes his hand.
Rusty Axel-"Hello young Steal...suppose I better say hello to you Saturn right? It called good and proper basic manners something of which Rattlesnake lacks!"
Neal Steal-"I must say what a tremendous piece of music that is Rusty. Beautiful theme its bring a tear to my eye..."
David Saturn-"Its ludicrous."
Neal Steal-"Show some respect this is a legend standing tall right here!"
David Saturn-"Oh please..."
Rusty Axel-"I know you're both going to ask me about Mr Megala but I don't know if he's going to show up. As far as I know he hired me and I'm doing the job I believe he paid me to do..."
David Saturn-"Maybe try and relate to the talent sometime then..."
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From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Rusty Axel-"Look at this boy there's no need for these vulgar gestures to the crowd..."
David Saturn-"Crowd are very much behind Rattlesnake here...its no surprise you're out here so I didn't bother asking. That old timekeeper was fired by Maggia by the way so if you were thinking of pulling that trick again...
Neal Steal-"We have no idea ahat you're talking about. Now lets hope Jason beats some sense into Rattlesnake...not that the offer is still on the table surely?
Rusty Axel-"Rattlesnake had his chance. Old Rusty is going to sit back with a whisky and enjoy this beating young Howard is going to deliver here..."
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake of course attacked earlier this week he's already looking at you Rusty..."
From Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake making a rookie mistake here. He's been around a while yet he's becoming distracted by something in the front row..."
David Saturn-"He's looking at Rusty stop making up lies..."
Rusty Axel-"If he listened to Old Rusty this boy could go far! This was the type of thing I wanted to stamp out rookie mistakes like this..."
David Saturn-"Can't blame Rattlesnake for being distracted you had your SIN thugs beat the hell out of him earlier this week...footage which can be seen on awrwrestling.com from one of our untelevised events...
Both men circle the ring a little slow to lock up as Rattlesnake curses in the direction of guest commentator Rusty Axel. Howard tries to grab a side headlock but Snake shoves him away sending him down hard to the mat. Howard gets back up as Snake unleashes a barrage of curses. Anther lock up and a armdrag takedown by Snake.
David Saturn-"I'm surprised you allowed that footage to be released. I thought you wanted a one hour show each week and VHS highlights from a majr card each month? Stunning marketing ever heard of those disc shaped things at all?"
Neal Steal-"Show some respect you're in the presence of a rasslin God right here! Well a commentary God and a rasslin God...me and Rusty!"
Rusty Axel-"Jason Howard is a fine young man with excellent manners and I'm predicting he's going to kick some butt here tonight!"
David Saturn-"Why should Rattlesnake respect someone who just last year was involved in various brutal attacks on him? Not to mention Rusty forcing Snake's brother Bret Harris out of the company! Maggia rehiring Bret from what I've heard that loser leaves town stipulation has expired now certainly been a while...
Anther lock up and Snake repeats the move drawing a fit of frustration from Howard. Snake talks some more trash as Howard gets back to his feet. Snake shoves him back down to the mat again overpowering Howard after a quick test of strength. Snake however is easily distracted and curses at Rusty again. Howard reacts fast backing Snake into the corner.
David Saturn-"Why didn't you pick Howard as your pet project? He's not the finished article and who knows he might have wanted your help for some reason..."
Rusty Axel-"Like I said Saturn...there was no need to offer assistance to Jason. He's well mannered and he treats legends with respect. He does not need any extra tuning..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about their ring skills this could be a very close matchup. A wrestling match that is not curses v manners..."
Neal Steal-"That's right Jason go for the eye!"
David Saturn-"That's refined offence right there..."
Rake to the eyes and several shots to the midsection. Howard then clearly bites Snake across the top of the head and the ref steps in as Howard lays in a solid shot to the face. Snake staggers a bit regaining his bearings and another slow lock up. This time Howard executes an armdrag takedown and then applies an armbar.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo there's some good ol' fashioned classic mat rasslin right there! Jason has all his basics covered!"
usty Axel-"Indeed Neal! Some vintage rasslin being broadcast on the rusty vault by the way. Don't understand that internet mumbo jumbo BHS might have been suitable but anyhow..."
David Saturn-"Except VHS is about as outdated as your ring style and every big company plus some small ones too use the internet. Its called 21st century marketing!"
Neal Steal-"Stop being so rude to this rasslin legend. Come on Jason go for the eye again...or better yet stick your fist down his foul mouthed throat!"
David Saturn-"Would you stop it with this "rasslin" crap whenever he's out here!"
Snake writhes on the mat managing to break himself loose and pulls himself up in the corner. Howard punches Snake hard in the face but Snake manages to stay upright against the turnbuckle. Snake blocks another shot and Jason retreats now backed into a corner himself. Whip to the opposite corner and Snake is quick to follow connecting with a hard knee to the ribs of Howard.
Rusty Axel-"Next week I issue Rattlesnake a challenge. If he loses..."
Neal Steal-"If its against a legend like yourself Rusty he certainly will!"
Rusty Axel-"When he is defeated I will eash out his mouth with soap right in the centre of the ring! Teach him some good ol' fashioned respect in the old fashioned way!"
David Saturn-"You know what don't you think this colourisation is too expensive? Why not go back to black and white footage really turn back the clock..."
Neal Steal-Don't take that sarcastic tone with Rusty or he might give you a good ol' fashioned ass whipping...pardon my language Rusty..."
Stomps to the ribs and the ref steps in. Snake complains in his usual sophisticated language as Howard gets back to his feet. Anther lockup and Howard applies a hold on the shoulder forcing Snake down to the mat. Rusty gets to his feet looking at the new timekeeper clearly wanting the bell to ring but is ignored. Rear chinlock by Howard...
David Saturn-"He's not gonna ring the bell! Better try a plan B Rusty...not that screwing someone should be part of your job description..."
Neal Steal-"That new timekeeper should do as he's told! Ignored me earlier when I tried to converse with him..."
David Saturn-"Wonder why..."
Rusty Axel-"That timekeeper ain't going to get anywhere with a novice like young Roberto..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly but you have several tricks up your sleeve Rusty I'm sure you're going to find another way of teaching Snake some respect..."
Chinlock quickly broken up and Snake eyerakes Howard instead then backs him into the ropes. Headbutts by Howard and a couple of clubbing blows to the head with Snake backed in the corner. Suddenly Snake spins Jason around reversing the situation and throws several right hands. Snake climbs atop Howard laying in several rapid fire punches to the head.
David Saturn-"Screwing him won't win his respect. Rattlesnake does not respect anybody he would curse at royalty if they were in the building without a second thought!"
Neal Steal-"So you admit it Saturn...you admit he's foul mouthed and vulgar?"
David Saturn-"Damn right he is! Sorry Rusty do you still consider damn to be a swear word?"
Rusty Axel-"I'm supposed to be commentating but frankly I won't give a damn about leaning over this table and smacking you in the face Saturn!"
Snake then sets himself up for a big charge but Howard with a dropkick! Snake falls back to the mat, cover by Howard...1,2...and Snake gets his shoulder up. Howard forgot to hook the leg there but stays on top of applying a suffocating choke hold. Howard pulls Snake to his feet delivering a club to the head and a headbutt.
Rusty Axel-"Nothing wrong with straight up rasslin but you have to be a bit rugged as well. Problem with Snake is he's not refined like Old Rusty and young Jason is..."
David Saturn-"Coming from a complete brawler and cheap shot artist. At least Randal has learnt a few wrestling moves..."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake staggering like Slop on a Friday night here..."
Snake must have a rock solid head as he manages to stay on his feet and fires back! The fans rise in anticipation solidly behind Snake as he delivers several right hands. Snake charges off the ropes...Lou Thesz Press! Snake with a flurry of punches followed by a cover...1,2...and a kickout by Howard. Snake is quicker to his feet and nails Howard with a right hand.
David Saturn-"Lous Thesz press! Is that vintage enough for you Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"Did you ever beat that Thesz guy Rusty?"
David Saturn-"Of curse he didn't! Wait where are you going?"
Neal Steal-"Don't speak to the head of talent relations like that he can go where he wants..."
Suddenly Rusty is up on the apron distracting the ref! Rusty tosses something into the ring towards Howard which the ref does not notice...its brass knuckles! Unfortunately for Rusty his aim sucks and Rattlesnake catches them! Rusty looks horrified as the ref hears Rattlesnake cursing towards him to make the count. 1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Once again Rusty shows himself for what he is...a screwup and a wrestling failure!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Just pointing out what happened? Rusty tried to screw Rattlesnake and it backfired on him! He could barely win a match when he wrestled regularly now he can't even screw someone else out of one!"
Neal Steal-"Well I like Howard but clearly he lost concentration for a moment. He's a young man that kind of thing happens..."
David Saturn-"Everybody screws up but has Rusty actually done anything right since becoming head of talent relations? Coming up in a few moments will be Tracy Adkins v Dustin Weaver..."
Neal Steal-"Its Canada's hero!"
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We see a shot of the empty parking lot as the cameras watch out for the potential arrival of AWR President Silvio Megala...
Neal Steal-"Can't wait to see the billion dollar emperor tonight! Haven't seen him for a few months its always a privilege to be in his presence..."
David Saturn-"Stop acting like its fact. Those cameras will cut to the parking lot the moment Megala arrives we have been told...that is if he makes his usual grand entrance limo and all...wait there's Carr and Randal...I believe Adkins will be on his way out here any moment..."
The cameras then cut to the locker room of SIN where we see Robert Carr and Red Randal. Carr is stretching, getting ready for his title defense, while Randal sits watching the show on a small monitor. Suddenly the door opens and the AWR Champion Anthony Royal strolls in. Randal jumps to his feet and Carr puts his fists up, both men ready for a fight. However, Royal puts his hands in the air, suggesting he is not there to fight.
Royal: Woah, woah, settle down fellas. I know we don’t run in the same crowd, but I’m not here to fight, or cause any problems for that matter.
Both men relax their stance as Royal smiles.
Royal: That’s more like it. Now Robert, first off I would like to say congratulations on your title win a few weeks back. But you didn’t really get to celebrate that win, did you? No, because that bum Fa Sho had to rain on your parade. And I fear that tonight, he plans to do the same to me.
Carr simply glares a hole in Royal. Royal continues to talk to him.
Royal: But you Robert, you have the chance to stop that when you step in the ring with him tonight. I mean, we both know you can beat Fa Sho, but why stop there? I think tonight, you should hurt Sho, I think you should maim him. Take. Him. Out. I’m the World Champ Robert, I got pull around here. If you do this for me, I can make life in the AWR a lot better for you and your SIN buddies.
Royal waits for an answer, but Robert remains silent and emotionless.
Royal: Just think about it, okay?
With that, Royal pats Carr on the shoulder and leaves the room. Carr remains stoic, not showing any signs of what his decision will be as we fade back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Mr Royal is getting down to business!"
David Saturn-"Which means someone might be getting a screwing. How pathetic of Royal to beg SIN for help and did you see that patronising pat on Carr's shoulder?"
Neal Steal-"It was not a patronising pat it was friendly. Patronising Pat...might be a good wrestler nickname don't you think?"
David Saturn-"Erm...no?"
VS
From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is obviously going to try and screw Mr Royal. He just wants SIN there to make things fair and square that's all...you should feel sorry for Mr Royal think of the pressure he's under..."
David Saturn-"Serves him right!"
Neal Steal-"How can you say that? Mr Megala will make sure things go smoothly anyway I have no doubt. Here comes Canada's Hero could you refer to him by his proper name this week?"
David Saturn-"Indeed I will. Dustin Weaver!"
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Not sure what Tracy would have thought had he been privy to that conversation between Royal and the two other SIN members."
Neal Steal-"It does not make any difference as Carr is the leader and Randal was clearly backing Carr..."
David Saturn-"Adkins will make sure they get something from Royal in return. Adkins very much suited to this type of match which is going to be hardcore rules..."
Hero may either surprise us or be completely out of his depth in this environment. He is however quick to lock up with Adkins perhaps remembering the recent attacks by Carr and Randal even though he's made no reference to them. Hero backs Adkins into the corner but Adkins responds with a kick to the midsection and an elbow to the face.
Neal Steal-"I notice Emily is not out here. I think she's still recovering from that brutal assault at the hands of that clown RCH..."
David Saturn-"So you just expect the viewers to forget she was out here last week and was clearly fine? Dustin did not want her out here for once he wasn't thinking about just himself..."
Neal Steal-"I think Canada's Hero is more suited to good ol' fashioned rasslin like Rusty..."
David Saturn-"So now its rasslin even when he's not out here? Dustin is a skilled high flyer its an insult to say he's got a similar style to Rusty...not that I'm a Weaver fan. Rusty of course screwing Weaver a couple of weeks ago though it was mostly to help Randal than anything personal it seems unlike the disagreement with Rattlesnake..."
Hero then applies a headlock (not usual for this type of match) and Adkins shoves him towards the ropes. Hero rebounds and takes Adkins down with a shoulder charge. Hero pulls Adkins up to his feet (instead of looking for weapons he clearly has a distaste for hardcore bouts even leaving Emily backstage for precaution) but Adkins kicks him in the ribs.
David Saturn-"I notice Tracy refused to call him by his self proclaimed Canada's Hero nickname. Indeed Tracy probably told the truth and named some real Canadian heroes..."
Neal Steak-"Nobody knows Canada like Canada's Hero knows Canada! He's a fine advert for the country he's got patriotic values what's wrong with that?
David Saturn-"You can't just bestow a title upon yourself..."
Another kick and then Adkins charges off the ropes delivering a hard kick to the face with momentum behind the shot. Cover by Adkins...1,2...and kickout by Weaver. Both men back up...snap suplex by Adkins! Cover...1,2...and another kick out by Hero who is immediately backed into the corner as he rises to his feet. Hero whipped to the opposite corner and Adkins charges forward.
David Saturn-"I guess since Rusty is affiliated with SIN he won't be too happy at some of the graphic violence Tracy has promised?"
Rusty Axel-"I can't understand why Dustin...I mean Canada's Hero...and Tracy are fighting each other. These fans have little appreciation for either of them..."
David Saturn-"They should show some appreciation back then. Weaver attacked by Carr and Randal in recent weeks might be seen as getting a little payback on SIN here..."
Hero however charges forwards himself and as Adkins spins around Hero rebounds back off the opposite side and nails Tracy with a clothesline! Adkins is knocked under the bottom rope and Hero follows despite his preference to generally keep things in the ring. Adkins rammed into the steel steps head first and then Hero picks up the steps!
Neal Steal-"Dustin shows appreciation to all his millions of fans in Canada..."
David Saturn-"We are just across the river in Detroit in fact. I've noticed a few Canadian flags but none of them seem to be getting behind Weaver much considering he's a so called national hero..."
Neal Steal-"The ones further away from the US border are more grateful..."
David Saturn-"Grateful for what? Are people in Canada supposed to drop to their knees in gratitude just because Dustin carries the Canadian flag?"
Hero nails Adkins hard in the head with them and Tracy crawls trying to get to his feet as Hero looks under the ring. Hero pulls out a singapore cane and bashes Adkins hard across the ribs and back! Adkins is taking a beating here and even by his pain threshold won't be able to withstand a sustained weapon attack like this. Hero then kicks Adkins right in the face!
David Saturn-"Must say Dustin has adapted to this hardcore style here..."
Neal Steal-"No you have to say it! Stop using that reluctant tone in your voice Saturn the hero of Canada deserves credit..."
David Saturn-"All heroes deserve credit I just don't see why we should call Dustin one. Even if he won the title as he predicts he would not be a hero to all Canadians..."
Neal Steal-"Looks like you're not the only plank here tonight Saturn..."
Hero rolls Adkins back into the ring and pulls out a big wooden plank. Adkins tries to grab the plank from the inside but Hero thrusts it upwards catching Adkins in the face. Hero throws more weapons into the ring mainly trash cans and other assorted junk. Hero bashes Adkins with a trash can lid and then goes to pick up a trash can.
David Saturn-"Both these men not taking out the trash...they are trying to take out each other with the trash!"
Neal Steal-"Why don't these fans show some respect! Its Canada'a Hero!"
David Saturn-"If he's that bothered about it why not get it legally changed then...though he does not warrant something like that anyway."
Hero however becomes distracted by a Dustin chant yelling "don't call me Dustin!" but Adkins is up and grabs a trash can. Adkins nails Hero with the trash can across the head. Hero isn't used to being hit with weapons but absorbs the blow staying on his feet. Adkins delivers two more hard shots the first knocking Hero to his knees and the second fully to the mat. Adkins with the cover...1,2...and a kickout by Hero!
David Saturn-"Adkins threatening to kill Dustin earlier this week. This while talking about a guy he has not even met...Adkins a vile individual even if such threats are futile.
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised nobody has been killed under Maggia's watch. That man has no morals he wouldn't care if someone had..."
David Saturn-"Nobody here would want that...nobody here is as sick as Adkins..."
Adkins grabs Hero by the neck seemingly trying to strangle him and as Hero tries to fight off Adkins delivers a flurry of punches to the face. Another cover...1,2...and Hero kicks out drawing frustration from Adkins. As Hero gets to his feet he is immediately nailed with a trash can lid but manages to stay upright. Adkins then charges off the ropes and plants Hero face first into the mat with a bulldog!
David Saturn-"Adkins maybe expecting an easier ride here under hardcore rules...Weaver just kicking out of that though.
Neal Steal-"Certainly close but I've never doubted Canada's Hero's toughness. He's beaten people like Slick..."
David Saturn-"Thanks to you in that instance!"
1,2...and this time Hero gets his shoulder up. Adkins seems a bit surprised by Hero's ability to absorb punishment then makes the mistake of climbing to the top rope which is more Hero's speciality. Hero nails Adkins with a trash can lid and then climbs to the middle rope...superplex! Hero then picks up the ring bell (tossed into the ring earlier by himself) and bashes Adkins in the head with it!
David Saturn-"Adkins should be fine there's not much in that head of his..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins is intelligent he's not just some demented thug...even if that year zero thing is still the silliest thing I've heard of..."
David Saturn-"Dustin mocking the crowd there. Certainly neither man will win this match thanks to crowd support..."
Hero mocks the crowd (who aren't exactly on the side of Tracy either) and then picks up a long piece of string. Hero crouches down and ties up the feet of Adkins with the string! That is not cheap string and Adkins is barely able to get to his feet. Adkins is on his feet but can barely move without falling as Hero places a trash can over his head!
Neal Steal-"What a clever plan!"
David Saturn-"Perfectly legal as well! Adkins can barely move!"
Hero goes up to the top rope as Adkins staggers around...flying clothesline! Hero with the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: CANADA'S HERO!!!
Neal Steal-"Well Canada's Hero can go back over the border proud tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well actually he's scheduled to wrestle a house show in New York tomorrow but never been one to let facts get in the way have you...wait there's Randal!"
RED RANDAL rushes into the ring but Hero quickly grabs a chair and bashes Randal in the head with it! A receipt there for Randal after what happened a couple of weeks back! Both men look seriously pissed slowly getting to their feet as Hero arrogantly celebrates on the ramp.
David Saturn-"Well if anyone deserves to be hit with a chair its Randal!"
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Randal will be hitting Sho with a chair later tonight if he tries to screw Mr Royal..."
David Satun-"Dustin Weaver out of his element a little but victorious here live on PPV! Next up Marcus Moon takes on Slick Doctor!"
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We see another shot of the empty parking lot. The scene then cuts to a shot of Roberto Maggia who seems to be watching quite intently for any impending arrivals...
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From Hollywod, California...the Only One That Matters...Marcus...MOON!!!
David Saturn-"Marcus Moon in for a real test here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Slick's the one in for the test having to face this young stud. If not for Mr Royal this guy would be a future AWR champion unlike Slop who's best days are behind him..."
David Saturn-"Its thanks to you that Slick isn't AWR Champion..."
Neal Steal-"Well if that was actually true I would gratefully accept your gratitude..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
David Saturn-"What an ovation here in the Motor City!"
Neal Steal-"No wonder Detroit has been on the decline if this is the type of guy they look up to. That maniac the original sheik used to compete here regularly bet Old Rusty has a few tales about him..."
David Saturn-"Well they didn't cheer Adkins did they and that guy is as big a maniac as the Sheik ever was!"
Tremendous ovation for Slick as usual just the latest in countless PPV appearances for the popular veteran. Certainly a clash of opposite lifestyles and both men go face to face talking trash to each other. Slick begins motioning to the crowd taking his eyes away from Moon for a moment. Moon then stuns the crowd by arrogantly slapping Slick across the face!
David Saturn-"Total disrespect there by Marcus Moon! He's going to regret that one I'll bet..."
Neal Steal-"Slop was insulting his Mother. Once again Slop bringing up people's Mothers..."
David Saturn-"Moon apparently a mummy's boy had a silver spoon in his mouth from birth..."
Neal Steal-"Better than Slop's parents they probably fed him beer instead of milk..."
Not a hard slap but an insulting one. It certainly got Slick's focus back on Moon as he reacts with a hard right hand. Solid right in response from Moon and he is standing his ground here. Moon probably hasn't been in many barroom brawls in his upbringing but he certainly can wrestle and fight. Kick to the midsection by Moon then goes to whip Slick towards the ropes...
David Saturn-"Slick of course blamed for that mystery attack last week. I guess we might find out more about that incident in the upcoming weeks..."
Neal Steal-"Of course Slop did it. The guys a coward..."
David Saturn-"Slick has never been a coward in his life!"
Neal Steal-"You're just biased because he's your friend..."
David Saturn-"You wouldn't know anything about having friends Steal. Megala and Royal the closest you have ever had to one..."
Reversed by Slick and as Moon rebounds he is caught in the face by Slick's raised elbow. Slick clotheslines Moon back to the mat and loudly insults Moon as he struggles to his feet. Moon staggers into the corner which wasn't a great idea as Slick climbs atop him and nails Moon with 10 straight punches to the head. Slick then whips Moon to the opposite corner...
Neal Steal-"Talking of friends Marcus Moon certainly has friends in high places. The likes of which would never socialise with Slop..."
David Saturn-"Slick wouldn't want to socialise with a bunch of snobs..."
Neal Steal-"Slop graduated from the same school of social etiquette as Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Well Rattlesnake can certainly look up to examples like Slick in his career..."
Moon falls to his knees as he hits the turnbuckle back first. Moon struggles up again and Slick clotheslines him right over the top rope! Moon might be regretting his slap now and he is far too obvious getting back into the ring. Slick takes advantage with a baseball slide and Moon's two women immediately swoon all over him looking concerned. Suddenly Slick charges off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Slop only usually dives forward that fast when the bar announces its time for happy hour..."
David Saturn-"Moon a real high flyer but that might be the best aerial move we will see in this contest..."
...and dives right through the middle rope crashing right into Moon like a bullet! Slick gets to his feet and grins at Moon's women...Slick is very popular with the ladies but these 2 seem very attached to Marcus. Uppercut by Slick as Moon gets to his feet followed by a second. However as Slick goes to whip Moon into the steel steps it is reversed and Slick crashes into the stairs.
David Saturn-"Those women follow Moon everywhere..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly! Did you see Slop leering at them..."
David Saturn-"He simply grinned. I don't think Slick is for one moment interested in those women..."
Neal Steal-"I wonder how many kids he has running around who don't know who their Father is..."
Moon's ladies look happy with that (and probably their paycheck) as Moon tries to regain some composure. He certainly needs a breather after the last few moments. Moon then drops Slick face first across the fan barricade and rolls him back into the ring. Clothesline by Moon as he looks to take control of this matchup. Moon can be a high flyer but the pace needed to slow a bit...
David Saturn-"First time we have seen Slick for a couple of weeks of course."
Neal Steal-"He was here last week when he committed that assault..."
David Saturn-"Well why don't you prove it? As far as I'm concerned he wasn't anywhere near the building..."
Neal Steal-"Call around some of his deadbeat bars he was probably in one of them if he wasn't here..."
Moon pulls Slick to his feet but Slick begins laying in a few shots to the ribs. Slick ducks a blow but Moon reverses a irish whip into a powerful clothesline! Moon with the cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Slick probably takes shots like that most nights Moon probably won't be able to out brawl Slick. Moon kicks Slick as he gets to his feet then delivers a MM driver!
David Saturn-"Moon is possibly worse than Dustin Weaver when it comes to insisting on names. He handed me a list of moves before the show and he has his own names for many of them..."
Neal Steal-"So do as he says..."
David Saturn-"As long as I can remember he will. At least he's not proclaiming himself the hero of an entire country without any basis..."
That is otherwise known as a crossed arm german suplex. Moon with a slow cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out. Rear chinlock applied by Moon who yells at the crowd as they chant loudly for Slick. Then Moon tries to tell the ref Slick submitted but that obviously isn't the case. Not sure why Moon thought the ref would believe him as he yells at the crowd to "shut up" again.
David Saturn-"Yes the ref is going to ring the bell based on your word Marcus. Takes a hell of a lot more to make Slick submit than that and he very rarely has submitted..."
Neal Steal-"He was probably telling the ref to watch incase Slop passes out. Though Moon has done well not to pass out whenever that drunk breathes on him..."
David Saturn-"Moon won't be breathing too good if he takes more shots like that to the ribs..."
Neal Steal-"Don't say take a shot near Slop he will use that as an excuse to drink 30 beers in a row..."
Slick then quickly forces himself up to his feet and elbows Moon in the ribs. Moon pushes Slick into the ropes and as Slick rebounds Moon delivers a swinging neckbreaker. Apparently he has no special name for that move...1,2...and another kick out by Slick. Kick to the ribs by Moon backing Slick into the corner hammering away on him. Moon chokes Slick quickly broken up by the ref...
Neal Steal-"Choke him Marcus! Make him cough up all that disgusting garbage he drinks! Cheap, commercial beer that's what Slop likes!"
David Saturn-"Certainly there's nobody better at promoting beer than Slick Doctor! He's made a few commercials in his time..."
Neal Steal-"Yes I remember the "don't drink and drive" ones making a mockery of serious law breaking. Slop shouldn't even be allowed to travel the country with AWR he shouldn't even be allowed a license. He's never sober...who would lend him a rental car?"
Kicks to the ribs now by Moon and a shot to the face but Slick shows his brawling superiority nailing Moon with right hands! Slick then spins Moon round trapping him in the corner and delivers hard chops to the chest. Moon responds with a thumb to the eye and a club to the head. Moon backs Slick into the next corner and delivers more shots to the ribs...
David Saturn-"Moon putting up a fight that's for sure. Many have gone up against Slick on PPV and failed..."
Neal Steal-"Marcus Moon has never failed at anything in his life..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes because he's a self made man isn't he? Really earned all the money Mummy and Daddy gave him..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Marcus do one of those other moves! I want to name every single one of them!"
Moon certainly is brawling quite a bit here perhaps trying to test himself in a straight up fight against Slick. Of course Slick isn't just a brawler but also a sound technician when he wants to be. Slick proves that as Moon whips him off the ropes and goes for a back body drop. Slick leaps over Moon and executes a sunset flip! 1,2...3!!! Moon lowered his head too obviously and was caught out!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
David Saturn-"Slick took advantage of that mistake! You can't make an error against someone of this calibre!"
Neal Steal-"Looked like Slop had the tights there. Lets take another look at that..."
David Saturn-"Yes lets prove you're talking complete nonsense. Slick victorious here on PPV...oh wait...GOOD GOD!"
Neal Steal-"Looks like Slop has seen the light...ha ha ha ha ha!"
Suddenly Tracy Adkins rushes into the ring and smashes a light tube right over Slick's head! Carr and Randal follow and set up a table on the outside as Adkins pounds away on Slick looking utterly demented. Tracy then sets up Slick on the table and piledrives it right through it! A brutal and uncalled for move by Tracy Adkins!
David Saturn-"What a sickening assault this is by SIN. Slick should be celebrating his win but Adkins has snapped..."
Neal Steal-"Well Slop shouldn't have attacked SIN last week..."
David Saturn-"Well obviously SIN think he was behind it but there's no need for this...what now?"
Adkins threatens to nail the cameraman and then he yells at Carr and Randal to look underneath the ring. Adkins treating his own followers like vermin there (seeming to ignore the face Carr is the leader) and they pull out something...it looks like a large symbol? SIN beginning strapping Slick to the symbol kicking and punching him as they do so...
David Saturn-"Well this is original...never seen anything like this in wrestling people being strapped to symbols."
Neal Steal-"I've never seen that particular symbol before...it must be the symbol of SIN!"
The crowd boo as Slick has now been tied to the symbol and the ringpost. Adkins poses in front of Slick and then pulls some barbed wire out from under the ring. He places some across Slick's head as Maggia and security begin heading to the ring. Adkins then starts ripping at Slick's chest with barbed wire...Slick looks like he is unconscious...
David Saturn-"This is animalistic brutality...get this maniac out of here!"
Neal Steal-"There's Maggia...out here to satisfy his bloodlust no doubt!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Only you and SIN are enjoying this!"
Adkins poses in front of Slick apparently ending this bizarre ritual. Carr and Randal don't even seen sure of what Adkins is doing. The security then surround Adkins as Maggia follows looking incensed at the attack here. We see the security lead Adkins backstage and into a police car. The camera focuses on Adkins in the backseat...he has a completely sick grin on his face. Meanwhile AWR staff are cutting Slick loose and bringing out a stretcher...
David Saturn-"Well this is a sad sight...Slick might be badly injured here..."
Neal Steal-"Never mind I'm sure he will drink away his sorrows..."
David Saturn-"JUST SHUT UP YOU MORON! We need to cut to one of those promos for that cheap tat...oops sorry I should have said merchandise! EXCUSE ME...we will be back in a few moments. Slick is hurt! SIN back to their brutal worst!"