Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 25, 2012 21:12:49 GMT -4
We see another shot of the empty parking lot. Unless Silvio slipped in during that brutal beatdown there's still no sign...
David Saturn-"Well there's some more captivating footage of an empty parking lot. Why not just show us the damn thing the second it pulls up if it does?"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Really pissed off aren't you Saturn? Well expect to get even more annoyed when Robert Carr and Anthony Royal both leave victorious as champions tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well we will see what happens in that thing in front of us Steal. You know what that thing is its called a ring I believe..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! Don't take your anger out on me after your hero had the piss beaten out of him! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at Carr wearing that title with such pride..."
David Saturn-"Should have been arrested along with Tracy Adkins...that is if he didn't have a match. Fa Sho and Slick may never have been great pals but Sho won't have liked what happened a few moments ago...
Neal Steal-"Well why didn't he come out and save Slop then? Fa Sho is very self centred even you can't deny that Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well he has some psychological issues no doubt...both these men do."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
David Saturn-"They have the right to cheer who they damn well please. In fact I'm pulling for Sho myself here..."
Neal Steal-"See this is why Rusty wants you fired. Commentators were always impartial back in his day..."
The crowd are very much behind Fa Sho with a loud DESTINY, DESTINY chant. Lockup is almost immediate both men look very focused and haven't had kind words for each other this past week. Side headlock by Carr, Sho backs Carr towards the ropes then whips him to the opposite side. Carr rebounds and knocks Sho to the mat with a shoulder charge and then taunts him.
David Saturn-"Both these men equally guilty of talking trash to each other really. Some vicious insults being exhanged this past week..."
Neal Steal-"Lets see which one will back it up in the ring...yes the ring Saturn I know what its called..."
David Saturn-"Maybe you will call a move sometime tonight then..."
Neal Steal-"You're play by play I add the expert analysis and insight..."
David Saturn-"Harrumph!"
Carr then charges at Sho who drops down, Carr leaps over, leapfrog by Sho and on the second rebound Carr is hiptossed to the mat! Loud cheers from the crowd as Carr gets to his feet yelling. Carr then slaps Sho across the face perhaps remembering that Sho has gone a little crazy and unpredictable since losing to Royal. However Sho keeps his focus and slaps Carr right back!
David Saturn-"Not sure what Sho would show up...no pun intended after that match with RCH a couple of weeks ago."
Neal Steal-"People say Sho has multiple personalities...I say its about time he got one!"
David Saturn-"Well he's got more personality than Carr who is still whining despite having won a title..."
Sho pounds away at Carr with a flurry of punches and Carr responds by whipping Sho towards the ropes. Sho charges back, ducks a clothesline and halts his momentum by spinning round immediately and decking Carr with a clothesline! A very fast paced, aggressive start to this contest from both men and Sho talks some trash as Carr gets to his feet and is punched in the face.
David Saturn-"Well Carr didn't last very long last time against Sho and first impressions seem to have counted as far as Sho is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Well Carr didn't want me to say this because he didn't want to make excuses. However he told me he was feeling unwell that night threw up before the match backstage..."
David Saturn-"Right. How convenient that you just make that claim now..."
Carr is whipped off the ropes and this time he ducks a clothesline and halts his momentum. Sho is slightly quicker however knowing Carr was about to repeat what he just did. Chop to the chest by Sho followed by a second and a third. Sho whips Carr towards the ropes but Carr grabs them instead of rebounding. Sho looked to be charging but halts for a second...
David Saturn-"Sho wasn't exactly complimentary to Carr but in all due respect to the other people Carr mentioned they haven't shown themselves to be in Sho's league yet..."
Neal Steal-"Robert Carr is the future of this company. Sho might not be as washed up as Slick but he's past his prime..."
David Saturn-"He's not even that old for God sake. He's very much in his prime and came so close to toppling Royal...close but no cigar though I guess..."
Slightly off timing there by Sho (clearly expected Carr to rebound) and Carr quickly executes a drop toe hold taking Sho down to the mat. Carr mocks the crowd stupidly wasting time and Sho pulls himself up. Carr charges but Sho backdrops him over the top rope to the outside! Stupid by Carr but he has often let emotion distract him in the past when he could have taken control...
David Saturn-"Carr saying Sho hasn't earned this shot. That's nonsense because Sho proved he could beat Carr and look at how Carr had his shot! Given it by a pro SIN member of the staff!"
Neal Steal-"Sho is lucky Carr is even giving him this chance on PPV..."
David Saturn-"Well its true Carr did not have to defend it. I guess that deserves some credit...not that SIN are my favourite people at this moment in time...probably never will be..."
Neal Steal-"You're just upset Slop can't pay your tab tonight..."
Carr is far too obvious climbing onto the apron and Sho delivers a springboard dropkick! Carr is quickly back to his feet as Sho looks for a baseball slide but Carr manages to avoid. Right hand by Carr and then he rams Sho face first into the steps. Sho rammed face first into the barrier and another right hand has Sho staggering. Club to the back of the head by Carr...
Neal Steal-"Hey they are coming over here..."
David Saturn-"Sho rammed head first...oh shut up Steal! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not going to screw Mr Royal tonight after Robert beats you senseless! Ha ha!"
Carr takes Sho over to the announce table and rams Sho face first into it. Steal laughs hysterically as Saturn rolls his eyes. Sho then reverses a whip sending Carr back first into the ringpost. Sho then furiously charges at Carr but smashes his arm against the ringpost as Carr moves! Sho was a little more reckless against RCH3 could be said both Carr and Sho have psychological issues...
Neal Steal-"Sho making another mistake there...he's about to snap!"
David Saturn-"SHUT UP...oh wow what a tremendous move! Stunning athleticism by Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Fluke..."
Club to the back by Carr followed by a right hand. Carr whips Sho towards the steps but Sho leaps onto them and comes back off with a moonsault! Great move! Both feet catch Carr in the face knocking him to the floor. Sho is skilled in just about every aspect of wrestling but follows that up with a flurry of right hands to the fallen Carr. We then see RED RANDAL on the ramp and Sho notices him...
Neal Steal-"Hey look there's Randal out to cheer Robert on..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he does not want to get physically involved at all. Not good for Sho this he was so unfortunate against Royal and now he has to watch out for Randal..."
Sho glares at Randal but puts his focus back on Carr ramming his head into the steel steps. Kick to the ribs by Sho who then rolls Carr back into the ring. Sho climbs to the top rope but Carr is quick to his feet and crotches Sho on the top rope. Carr climbs to the middle rope and delivers a belly to belly suplex! Cover...1,2...and kickout by Sho!
Neal Steal-"Yah...oh Sho got lucky there..."
David Saturn-"He kicked out no luck involved in it.
Neal Steal-"These two men are really growing to despise one another..."
Carr then rams Sho face first into the corner and delivers a series of vicious right hands. Carr then grabs Sho's arm twisting at it looking slightly deranged as he does so. The ref breaks it up and Carr delivers a double arm suplex and gets another 2 count. Rear chinlock by Carr now slowing down the pace but Sho clearly is in no mood for that fighting right back to his feet!
Neal Steal-"Look at Sho getting to his feet he knows he can't let Carr get the upper hand for a second. Robert will tie him in nots..."
David Saturn-"Yet Carr was the one who submitted moments after you said he would ever give up. Expert analysis and insight there was it?"
Neal Steal-"Well it was only afterwards I found out Robert was feeling unwell..."
Elbows by Sho and a couple of shots to the face of Carr. Sho then charges off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds again delivers a kick to Carr's ribs...DDT! Sho with the cover (his first of the match) but Carr gets his shoulder up at the 2 count. Sho is having a harder time with Carr than a few weeks back and knees the SIN leader hard in the face.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a great move by Carr! You know what time it is Sho? Its Carrtime! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Supposed to be amusing that is it?"
Sho goes for a whip but Carr reverses grabbing Sho in a waistlock...belly to back suplex! Good move by Carr and the cover...1,2...and that's the third near fall Carr has had now. Carr again applies a rear chinlock seemingly wanting to slow the pace down. Perhaps Sho will not fight to his feet as quickly this time. The ref asks Sho if he wants to submit and obviously Sho says no...
David Saturn-"What a dumb question..."
Neal Steal-"Sho definitely looked close to submitting there..."
David Saturn-"Even those who wrestled the dark matches before the PPV wouldn't submit to a rear chinlock. Its not designed as s killer hold...though choking can kill of course..."
Guess the ref is just applying the rules even if the response was obvious. This ref is certainly doing a better job than the one who refereed the CRASH title match last week. After a minute or so Carr is unable to keep Sho grounded and once again the hold is broken by an elbow to the ribs. Right hand by Sho, whips Carr off the ropes but Sho ducks the head too obviously...
Neal Steal-"Sho thought this was going to be easy...anything but!"
David Saturn-"A tremendous seesaw battle here...might be worth the price of this PPV alone..."
Neal Steal-"What a great counter thee by Carr! Come on Robert break his arm!"
Perhaps Sho has underestimated Carr in this match at times. Carr grabs Sho's arm and executes an armbar takedown. That could hyper extend the elbow...cover by Carr...1,2...and Sho kicks out. Carr is obviously trying to target the left arm of Sho and clubs him hard across the shoulder. Right hand by a very focused Carr but Sho surprises him with a kick to the ribs...
Neal Steal-"Sho with a desperate kick to the ribs there...desperation tactics..."
David Saturn-"Why is it a desperation tactic? What is he supposed to do stand there and let Carr beat on him?
Sho is backed into the corner however and Carr responds with some frenetic shots to the face. Kick to the midsection by Carr who is admonished but delivers anther hard right hand. Carr whips Sho into the corner but Sho reverses! However both men are so quick to counter here as Sho runs right into Carr's raised boot! Carr then charges but Sho stuns him with a superkick!
David Saturn-"Wow! How did Carr manage to stay on his feet there...not for long though!"
Neal Steal-"Carr clearly has hit his highest level of performance in this match. He's going to take Sho to the limit..."
David Saturn-"The question is though...has he peaked?"
To his credit Carr just about manages to stay on his feet. Sho whips Carr off the ropes, kicks him in the ribs then charges off the ropes himself...bulldog! Carr is up to his feet quickly and Sh backs him against the ropes delivering a swift chop to the chest. Carr reverses a whip but Sho comes back with a flying clothesline on the rebound! What a fast paced contest this is!
David Saturn-"Sho can't believe that one!"
Neal Steal-"Maybe now Sho you will treat Robert with the respect he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe we will see what happens if Randal is still at ringside. Lets see how much respect will be involved then..."
1,2...and Carr just gets his shoulder up...so close! Sho looks at the ref maybe in disbelief that Carr kicked out. Sho certainly does not think much of Carr but he has been taken to the limit here. Knee to the face by Sho, backs Carr against the ropes, Carf reverses the whip and Sho ducks a clothesline. Carr spins round and leaps towards Sho looking for a hurricanrana it seems...
David Saturn-"He's going for the lockdown and Carr is the one who's desperate now!"
Neal Steal-"He's going to fight this off...oh no!"
Sho however grabs the legs and Carr quickly tries to fight away worried Sho might go for the LOCKDOWN. Sho instead decides to powerbomb Carr to the mat really setting himself up for his next move...which judging by this match could be anything! Sho with the cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up then suddenly adjusts himself and grabs Sho's arm...
Neal Steal-"Break his arm! I want to hear the sound of that bone snapping!"
David Saturn-"That's sick..."
Neal Steal-"You love violence Saturn except when its your favourites on the receiving end! Carr is perfectly entitled to break that arm with a legitimate hold..."
David Saturn-"Does not mean you should cheer for him to do it..."
Carr has an armbar submission applied here really applying a lot of pressure on the arm. Carr screams at Sho to quit and Carr puts the pressure on stronger. This is more a cross armbreaker than a simple armbar hold but Sho manages to grab the ropes with his other arm. The ref breaks it up and both men are back up fast Sho pulling himself up in the corner...
David Saturn-"What a great PPV this has been and we are far from over yet!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope Carr puts Sho away soon otherwise we might be running out of time for Mr Royal's match..."
David Saturn-"Its Royal v RCH3 stop treating Royal as the be all and end all...no sign of Silvio Megala from what we are hearing...."
Right hand by Carr but Sho reverses the whip and Carr is sent face first into the opposite turnbuckle. Carr might have busted his lip open there on the impact. Sho charges but Carr ducks a clothesline and scoops Sho up...powerslam! 1,2...but Sho kicks out infuriating Carr who screams at the ref. Carr looks like he's starting to lose it here and heads to the outside as Randal watches on...
David Saturn-"Oh yes Carr is really going to gain Sho's respect by getting himself disqualified like a coward!"
Neal Steal-"That belt is solid...won't be damaged when he bashes Sho in the head with it! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Carr has pushed Sho on his own merits here tonight but now he's resorting to shortcuts again..."
Carr picks up the CRASH belt and brings it into the ring in full view of the ref. Carr is obviously trying to get himself disqualified but as he goes to hit Sho the ref tries to yank the belt from him! Carr wins the tug of war but Sho takes out Carr's legs! Sho has the LOCKDOWN applied...is Carr going to tap again? Carr does fight the hold crawling towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr won't be submitting tonight!"
David Saturn-"Randal cheated there did you not see him push the rope forward? Well actually I know you did..."
Neal Steal-"Crowd booing clearly jealous one of their heroes is about to lose!"
David Saturn-"They are booing the blatant cheating!"
Randal pushes the rope forward without the ref noticing and Carr is able to grab it. Loud boos from the crowd and Sho protests to the ref having noticed what Randal did. Probably a good thing for Sho considering that may have been cause for a DQ. Sho maybe forgetting things like that under such a frenetic pace. Stomps by Sho and Carr falls off the apron to the outside.
Neal Steal-"Coming back towards up again!"
David Saturn-"Very close indeed...how do you like that then Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Sho can't win the match by ramming someone's head into the announce table. Sho is probably hoping for a countout loss instead of Robert pinning him in the ring...easier to take the defeat..."
Sho follows and chops Carr hard across the chest. Sho then takes Carr towards the announce table and this time Carr is rammed head first into it. Steal looks annoyed and yells at the ref while Saturn smirks totally opposite to their reactions earlier. Right hands by Sho as Steal loudly calls for a DQ but he cheers as Carr rakes Sho's eyes. Randal picks up a chair as the ref admonishes Carr...
David Saturn-"Randal has a chair...how original...come on ref you should have sent Randal to the back!"
Neal Steal-"You're always going on about freedom of speech Saturn so Randal should have the freedom to be wherever he chooses...OH NO!"
David Saturn-"Well Carr wishes he wasn't there at that moment! Looks like things have backfired on Carr!"
Randal raises the chair but Sho notices and pushes Carr forward sending him head first right into the chair! The ref sees but its obvious Randal didn't intend that to happen. Randal is also knocked to the ground bashing his head on the steel steps as he falls. Randal clutches the back of his head in pain as Sho climbs into the ring and pulls Carr up to the apron. Sho suplexes Carr back into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Sho should have been disqualified for blatantly pushing Carr into that chair!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes because Randal was holding it for that very purpose right?"
Neal Steal-"Oh no he's going for the legs! Carr won't submit this time!"
Sho then grabs Carr by the legs and once again applies the LOCKDOWN! Carr struggles and struggles almost crying as he realises there is no escape. Carr is forced to tap and Fa Sho is the new CRASH champion!!! Tremendous contest!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Spot on as usual Steal! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Sho has cheated his way to a title victory here!"
David Saturn-"He won it fair and square the way titles should be won."
Neal Steal-"When this night is over people will only remember me being right and not you!"
David Saturn-"Indeed we are just moments away now from the HUGE main event. RCH3 v Anthony Royal...WHO HOLDS ALL THE CARDS?"
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David Saturn-"Well here we go! Two men both of very equal size going for one of the biggest prizes in the game! The AWR Championship!"
Neal Steal-"Its been a while since RCH has been in a match of this magnitude. Tonight he will get a painful reminder of the big time synonymous with Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"The entire dark forest is watching!"
Neal Steal-"As well as referee haters and woman beaters worldwide!"
David Saturn-"What an ovation for the challenger!"
Neal Steal-"Losers always get a bigger round of applause than they deserve. Its a sympathy cheer the crowd realise RCH has little chance despite their belief that Sho will assist RCH...hopefully he's too busy celebrating his tainted CRASH title win."
David Saturn-"Still think Silvio is going to show?"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Mr Royal! Proving that there is such a thing as successful people from Pittsburgh!"
David Saturn-"There's a lot of successful people from that city Steal. Its been nicknamed the City of Champions before..."
Neal Steal-"...and here's the finest of them all!"
David Saturn-"I'm not sure the Dark Forest has had as many champions...other than the belts won by RCH of course..."
Tremendous cheers for RCH as he made his entrance followed by the customary boos for Royal. Surprisingly Royal charges to the ring immediately attacking RCH and both men exchange right hands. After several repeated shots RCH slightly gets the advantage. More hard right hands by RCH as Royal tries to keep himself upright by grabbing the ropes...another right hand however knocks Royal down...
David Saturn-"Right hand...the champ is down!"
Neal Steal-"You're so easily excited. Of course Mr Royal will lose his footing from time to time. Merely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things...this has a long way to go...unless Mr Royal ends it early that is...."
David Saturn-"He won't put RCH away early..."
Stomps now by RCH and he backs Royal into the corner. Royal whipped off the ropes and RCH elbows him in the chest. RCH lifts Royal up and lets the blood rush to his head before delivering the vertical suplex. RCH grabs Royal's legs and talks some trash before stomping him right in the gut. Not quite a low blow but as borderline as you can go without being disqualified...
Neal Steal-"Cheat! Disqualify RCH! That ref is obviously too intimidated after what RCH did to one of his colleagues. That's the type of creature RCH is a man who beats up referees and women..."
David Saturn-"Nobody has ever claimed RCH is the stereotypical all American hero. He truly is a strange individual but certainly a very popular one!"
Neal Steal-"Strange is an understatement. The circus and freakshows wouldn't take him so he decided to make a mockery of this great sport instead...its humiliating and humbling for Mr Royal that he is forced to wrestle a clown..."
David Saturn-"He is the hatchet warrior!"
RCH chokes Royal over the bottom rope and as the ref breaks it up Royal rolls to the outside. Royal has no time to regain his bearings as RCH leaps off the apron and pushes Royal into the barricade. Royal hit his head there but quickly responds by kicking RCH in the ribs and ramming the hatchet warrior into the barricade. Or as we saw this past week more like the non hatchet warrior at the moment...
Neal Steal-"Speaking of hatchets RCH is missing his at the moment..."
David Saturn-"Stolen apparently by someone...RCH wondering perhaps is Royal had something to do with it..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal does not have a weird affection for inanimate objects...aside from that beautiful world title belt..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Royal stole the hatchet. He's had bigger worries on his mind. No idea who the guy who stole it was someone who has history with RCH apparently...rather bizarre really but as I said RCH has a bizarre lifestyle..."
RCH reverses as Royal tries to whip him into the steel steps and Royal crashes into them shoulder first instead! Painful impact there and Royal tries to get to his feet but RCH rams him head first into the steps. RCH is back in the ring and begins waving an imaginary hatchet around. The crowd cheer this bizarre sight (as if RCH wasn't a strange enough individual already) as Royal gets back to his feet...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at this idiot! He's waving an invisible hatchet!"
David Saturn-"RCH is acquitting himself well despite the loss of wig flipper. It does not look like he is going to give in to the blackmail..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe he cares about that hatchet more than the belt...oh come on! That should see RCH disqualified. The ref is scared of being attacked..."
RCH goes back to the outside and whips Royal hard into the steel steps again! Royal clutches his back moaning in pain and stumbles up the ramp. RCH rams Royal into the barricade again as the ref motions him back towards the ring. RCH ignores the ref and throws Royal over the barricade and into the crowd! Considering that near riot we had a few weeks back this might not be good for Royal!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! Mr Royal has been thrown into this sea of blue collars!"
David Saturn-"What the hell is a sea of blue collars?"
Neal Steal-"The population of Detroit, Michigan. Lazy workers no wonder the car industry has declined that's what Detroit is famous for you know Saturn? Cars..."
David Saturn-"Is it really? I never would have guessed what the motor city nickname was supposed to represent..."
RCH asks some of the fans to move back clearing a bit more space. The ref is being lenient here not counting the 2 men out...there probably would be a riot if that happened this early in the match! Royal must be wishing for his security (barred by Maggia a few weeks ago) right now as RCH knocks him to the floor. RCH throws Royal back over the barricade...
Neal Steal-"Thank goodness Mr Royal is away from those fans. Wouldn't put it past one of them sticking a knife in him..."
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly hated enough..."
Neal Steal-"Jealousy and envy can drive the sanest of men crazy and that's all this hostility towards Mr Royal is. Jealousy.
David Saturn-"RCH going for a submission will we see a second title change hands on a submission tonight?"
Royal rushes back towards the ring and RCH follows. Royal tries to grab the bottom rope as RCH seems to be going for a submission. RCH yanks Royal away from the ropes by both legs. RCH then heads to the top rope and comes off with a fistdrop! 1,2...and a kickout by Royal who rolls to the outside. Royal grabs a chair and actually tries to throw it at RCH!
David Saturn-"Oh what a noble spirit! What a fighting champion!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal's hands slipped..."
David Saturn-"Royal clearly in a bad mental state this past week despite trying to convince himself that he's not going to be screwed. Can't say if that goes happen that it would be anything less than he deserves!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will not lose!"
RCH ducks at the last moment avoiding the blatant attempt by Royal to get himself disqualified. Royal rolls into the ring taking the chair with him. Royal raises the chair as RCH enters the ring but drops it as RCH nails him with a right hand! Stomps to the chest by RCH and then RCH grabs the chair. It looks like RCH is either going to use it or toss it to the outside but the ref is taking no chances.
Neal Steal-"RCH has the chair...disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"Fair game as far as I'm concerned. If RCH uses it Royal only has himself to blame..."
Neal Steal-"That's right referee show some guts! If RCH beats you up at least you still have your integrity intact!"
RCH is distracted by the ref grabbing the chair and Royal dropkicks him from behind. The referee is knocked down and Royal takes advantage driving the chair down hard into the back of RCH! This could really swing momentum in Royal's favour and he drives the chair into the knee of RCH. Another shot to the knee as RCH writhes in pain and Royal brutally nails him again.
David Saturn-"Oh come on! This isn't right!"
Neal Steal-"You just said it was fair game!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Royal's the one who decided to bring weapons into this...come on ref get rid of that. Royal may already have done some serious damage though..."
The ref is up and notices Royal has the chair (without seeing him use it) and grabs it from him. Royal looks annoyed knowing in most matches he would now have the advantage but remembes the possible outside influences. Royal with a kick to the leg and then he stretches RCH's leg across the middle rope. Royal drives his foot into the leg of RCH with all his weight behind it...
Neal Steal-"Do they have wheelchair access in the dark forest? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Royal trying to break the leg but I can't recall having seen RCH submit before."
Neal Steal-"He probably wouldn't submit either but that's before the man is a certified lunatic! A classic case of why there should be psychological tests in wrestling..."
David Saturn-"If that was the case we wouldn't be seeing Royal wrestling here either then..."
Stomps to the leg by Royal and then he drops his elbow across RCH's throat. Royal goes back to the outside as RCH's legs are hanging on the apron. Royal rams the legs down hard across the apron and heads back into the ring. RCH backs into the corner pulling himself up but may also have been to lure Royal in as he suddenly delivers a couple of kicks to the chest.
David Saturn-"RCH is fighting his way out! The challenger is rallying with explosive right hands!"
Neal Steal-"The little engine that could...as big a myth as the American Dream Mr Royal dismissed!"
David Saturn-"RCH is not the little engine that could he is the big engine that can and has emerged victorious in the past! He's taking it to Royal here with everything he has!"
A return kick by Royal has little effect as RCH uncleashes a barrage of right hands! This must be pure adrenaline after that pounding RCH took from the chair. Eyerake by Royal however halts the momentum and he clotheslines RCH to the mat. Royal grabs RCH by the legs and wraps them around the ringpost! Royal drops to the outside and applies the figure 4 around the ringpost!
David Saturn-"Royal is going to snap the ligaments in that leg...a very painful predicament RCH is in here..."
Neal Steal-"Listen to RCH yell in pain! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"He might be on the verge of having his leg broken you fool! What do you expect him to do lie back and smoke a cigar?"
Neal Steal-"Probably gets enough fumes from that cheap paint..."
Perhaps a message to Silvio Megala who has used the figure 4 leglock to great effect in many matches. RCH yells in pain as Royal grabs the chair and blatantly bashes RCH across the knee with it! The ref looks like he's about to disqualify Royal but notices Roberto Maggia on the ramp. Its been clear Maggia does not want Royal to succeed and the ref looks like he's having second thoughts...
Neal Steal-"Look at Maggia he's trying to screw Mr Royal! I bet that's why this new timekeeper was appointed!"
David Saturn-"Be hard to call for the bell from there he's at the top of the ramp..."
Neal Steal-"This ref needs to get some guts and eject Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Why? He's closer to the backstage area than the ring..."
Of course the fans wouldn't want to be cheated seeing Royal get himself disqualfied. RCH however is going to become severely incapacitated if he takes many more shots like that. Royal heads back into the ring and clubs RCH across the back as he tries to get to his feet. Royal tries to hyper-extend the knee stretching it and driving it hard into the mat...very painful for RCH.
Neal Steal-"RCH is going to have his career ended here! Yahoo! Look at the pain and the jealousy in his eyes. He's jealous of Mr Royal, his money and fame..."
David Saturn-"Yes because RCH is into material goods and fame isn't he? That's why he likes living in the middle of a forest in a log cabin is it?"
Neal Steal-"That's because he's a social outcast its not through choice..."
David Saturn-"Its his lifestyle and he can choose it as he sees fit! He has enough money to be out of the forest I'm sure but he wants to stay!"
Neal Steal-"Because deep down he knows he has no place in a decent society with law abiding people. Still I wouldn't be surprised if the Dark Forest is near Detroit considering the crime rate here!"
RCH suddenly charges forward almost standing on ne leg as he clotheslines Royal to the mat! Clubs to the back by RCH followed by a stomp. RCH is showing tremendous fight here as Royal once again resorts to cheap tactics raking RCH across the eyes. Not for the first time in this match either and Royal drops his elbow across the leg. RCH groans in pain...
David Saturn-"RCH is going to be crippled at this rate..."
Neal Steal Steal-"The clown is crying! Listen to him squealing in pain like a little girl..."
David Saturn-"He is not screaming like a little girl! RCH has taken some major punishment but he's still hanging in there!"
Neal Steal-"There's a pyramid of life and the cream rises to the top while the mud and dirt remains rooted to the bottom!"
Royal then removes the knee brace RCH is wearing exposing the knee even further. Royal brings his full body weight down on the knee again and RCH wisely falls to the outside. Royal with another shot to the knee and then he rolls RCH into the ring. Suddenly RCH delivers a blatant low blow...the ref can hardly disqualify RCH after seeing Royal use the chair. Maggia has a slight grin on his face...
Neal Steal-"CHEAT! How can you be happy with that Saturn? Look at Maggia he's a disgrace of an executive!"
David Saturn-"RCH with a desperation tactic for sure but it certainly may have worked!"
Neal Steal-"Now he's choking Royal...disgraceful tactics by RCH here!"
David Saturn-"When will you realise just how MORONIC you sound!"
Elbow to the chest by RCH as the pendulum might now be in his favour. RCH begins choking Royal (not exactly someone who has qualms about bending the rules either) and then climbs to the top rope. Royal however moves as RCH goes for the legdrop! That was an incredibly foolish move to use the leg anyway considering the damage Royal may have done to it!
David Saturn-"Now that was very foolish. Don't know what RCH was thinking there even with the adrenaline flowing that was crazy..."
Neal Steal-"He's a blunt hatchet warrior...not the sharpest! Ha ha ha ha ha!
David Saturn-"Royal going right back to that knee again...Royal is like a shark both in the ring and in general. He has exploited RCH's damaged knee to the fullest degree..."
Neal Steal-"Why is the ref breaking it up? He should have disqualified RCH the coward..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up for crying out loud!"
Stomps to the knee by Royal and the ref breaks it up. RCH pulls himself up on the apron and as Royal approaches RCH drives him neck first across the middle rope. RCH looks like he's going to try and suplex Royal to the outside but suddenly the crowd erupt with boos...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes SIN!"
David Saturn-"Yahoo! Here comes Fa Sho!"
It looks like SIN have made their way onto the ramp but FA SHO quickly follows! A major scuffle here between Randal/Carr and Sho and Maggia tries to break it up along with the referees. Of course he might just be trying to clear Sho's path to the ring...the ref is knocked down in the ring meanwhile as Royal shoves RCH into him...
Neal Steal-"YES! ITS MR MEGALA! I told you Saturn! I told you Mr Megala would be here! Mr Megala is here to save the day! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Better hold your breath...I bet he's coming for Royal!"
Suddenly the crowd erupt further as SILVIO MEGALA sprints from the entranceway down the ramp! Silvio has a chair in his hands as both men are down. Silvio enters the ring but Maggia sprints into the ring after him! Maggia curses at Silvio and we can hear him yell the words "evil bastard" which might be true but what the hell is going on!
Neal Steal-"Did you hear what Maggia just said? I told you Maggia was corrupt. I told you he was drunk with power but I can't believe he spoke to his boss like that!"
David Saturn-"I can't understand either...I knew Maggia had some integrity but I'm amazed he spoke to Megala like that. What is Silvio going to do with that chair?"
Neal Steal-"He's looking at RCH...I told you he was on Mr Royal's side!"
David Saturn-"I can't keep up with this stuff anymore. Just what in the hell is going on!!! Wait Maggia just took the chair...and Silvio is just leaving...what the..."
Neal Steal-"I don't understand. I knew Maggia was a lousy employee but why is Mr Megala doing what Maggia wants?"
Silvio looks like he's about to use the chair anyway (he's certainly looking at RCH very closely) but Maggia grabs it from him. Maggia orders Silvio away from the ring (why is Silvio taking orders like this?) as Fa Sho suddenly darts past shoving both men out of the way! SIN follow and a major brawl has broken out at ringside and then into the ring!
David Saturn-"This is chaos...its beyond chaos and I think that ref has had enough!"
Neal Steal-"What has Maggia done here? Mr Megala was going to nail RCH with that chair. I know he wanted to help Royal...so I was right...but why did he leave the ring when Maggia demanded it? Mr Megala has never taken an order in his life..."
Sho nails Royal as SIN attack RCH and the ref having totally lost control calls for the bell but has his back turned to SIN attacking RCH. Has he given Royal a DQ win or declared a no contest? Maggia looks furious on the ramp while Silvio is smiling...
David Saturn-"Looks like a no contest..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hear the official announcement!"
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"Looks like the ref saw Sho hit Royal first. It made no real difference all the men were in the ring but still a cheap win for Royal. It really would have been a no contest if the ref was up a couple of seconds earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal emerges victorious! He's still the champion whether these idiots like it or not! Mr Megala is pleased look at the smile on his face!"
David Saturn-"What did Maggia just say there? The colour just drained out of Silvio's face!"
Neal Steal-"We need answers I can't understand why Mr Megala is listening to Maggia like this..."
David Saturn-"It looks like Maggia may be the one who holds all the cards...but Royal is the one who still holds the World Championship belt! See you next week on the CRASH!"
Maggia whispers something in Silvio's ear which immediately wipes the smile from his face. Silvio follows Maggia backstage as SIN, Sho, RCH and Royal continue the mass brawl! More refs come out but whatever happens we won't know until next week as the PPV goes off the air!
David Saturn-"Well there's some more captivating footage of an empty parking lot. Why not just show us the damn thing the second it pulls up if it does?"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Really pissed off aren't you Saturn? Well expect to get even more annoyed when Robert Carr and Anthony Royal both leave victorious as champions tonight!"
David Saturn-"Well we will see what happens in that thing in front of us Steal. You know what that thing is its called a ring I believe..."
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! Don't take your anger out on me after your hero had the piss beaten out of him! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
VS
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
Neal Steal-"Look at Carr wearing that title with such pride..."
David Saturn-"Should have been arrested along with Tracy Adkins...that is if he didn't have a match. Fa Sho and Slick may never have been great pals but Sho won't have liked what happened a few moments ago...
Neal Steal-"Well why didn't he come out and save Slop then? Fa Sho is very self centred even you can't deny that Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Well he has some psychological issues no doubt...both these men do."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"Shut up!"
David Saturn-"They have the right to cheer who they damn well please. In fact I'm pulling for Sho myself here..."
Neal Steal-"See this is why Rusty wants you fired. Commentators were always impartial back in his day..."
The crowd are very much behind Fa Sho with a loud DESTINY, DESTINY chant. Lockup is almost immediate both men look very focused and haven't had kind words for each other this past week. Side headlock by Carr, Sho backs Carr towards the ropes then whips him to the opposite side. Carr rebounds and knocks Sho to the mat with a shoulder charge and then taunts him.
David Saturn-"Both these men equally guilty of talking trash to each other really. Some vicious insults being exhanged this past week..."
Neal Steal-"Lets see which one will back it up in the ring...yes the ring Saturn I know what its called..."
David Saturn-"Maybe you will call a move sometime tonight then..."
Neal Steal-"You're play by play I add the expert analysis and insight..."
David Saturn-"Harrumph!"
Carr then charges at Sho who drops down, Carr leaps over, leapfrog by Sho and on the second rebound Carr is hiptossed to the mat! Loud cheers from the crowd as Carr gets to his feet yelling. Carr then slaps Sho across the face perhaps remembering that Sho has gone a little crazy and unpredictable since losing to Royal. However Sho keeps his focus and slaps Carr right back!
David Saturn-"Not sure what Sho would show up...no pun intended after that match with RCH a couple of weeks ago."
Neal Steal-"People say Sho has multiple personalities...I say its about time he got one!"
David Saturn-"Well he's got more personality than Carr who is still whining despite having won a title..."
Sho pounds away at Carr with a flurry of punches and Carr responds by whipping Sho towards the ropes. Sho charges back, ducks a clothesline and halts his momentum by spinning round immediately and decking Carr with a clothesline! A very fast paced, aggressive start to this contest from both men and Sho talks some trash as Carr gets to his feet and is punched in the face.
David Saturn-"Well Carr didn't last very long last time against Sho and first impressions seem to have counted as far as Sho is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Well Carr didn't want me to say this because he didn't want to make excuses. However he told me he was feeling unwell that night threw up before the match backstage..."
David Saturn-"Right. How convenient that you just make that claim now..."
Carr is whipped off the ropes and this time he ducks a clothesline and halts his momentum. Sho is slightly quicker however knowing Carr was about to repeat what he just did. Chop to the chest by Sho followed by a second and a third. Sho whips Carr towards the ropes but Carr grabs them instead of rebounding. Sho looked to be charging but halts for a second...
David Saturn-"Sho wasn't exactly complimentary to Carr but in all due respect to the other people Carr mentioned they haven't shown themselves to be in Sho's league yet..."
Neal Steal-"Robert Carr is the future of this company. Sho might not be as washed up as Slick but he's past his prime..."
David Saturn-"He's not even that old for God sake. He's very much in his prime and came so close to toppling Royal...close but no cigar though I guess..."
Slightly off timing there by Sho (clearly expected Carr to rebound) and Carr quickly executes a drop toe hold taking Sho down to the mat. Carr mocks the crowd stupidly wasting time and Sho pulls himself up. Carr charges but Sho backdrops him over the top rope to the outside! Stupid by Carr but he has often let emotion distract him in the past when he could have taken control...
David Saturn-"Carr saying Sho hasn't earned this shot. That's nonsense because Sho proved he could beat Carr and look at how Carr had his shot! Given it by a pro SIN member of the staff!"
Neal Steal-"Sho is lucky Carr is even giving him this chance on PPV..."
David Saturn-"Well its true Carr did not have to defend it. I guess that deserves some credit...not that SIN are my favourite people at this moment in time...probably never will be..."
Neal Steal-"You're just upset Slop can't pay your tab tonight..."
Carr is far too obvious climbing onto the apron and Sho delivers a springboard dropkick! Carr is quickly back to his feet as Sho looks for a baseball slide but Carr manages to avoid. Right hand by Carr and then he rams Sho face first into the steps. Sho rammed face first into the barrier and another right hand has Sho staggering. Club to the back of the head by Carr...
Neal Steal-"Hey they are coming over here..."
David Saturn-"Sho rammed head first...oh shut up Steal! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not going to screw Mr Royal tonight after Robert beats you senseless! Ha ha!"
Carr takes Sho over to the announce table and rams Sho face first into it. Steal laughs hysterically as Saturn rolls his eyes. Sho then reverses a whip sending Carr back first into the ringpost. Sho then furiously charges at Carr but smashes his arm against the ringpost as Carr moves! Sho was a little more reckless against RCH3 could be said both Carr and Sho have psychological issues...
Neal Steal-"Sho making another mistake there...he's about to snap!"
David Saturn-"SHUT UP...oh wow what a tremendous move! Stunning athleticism by Fa Sho!"
Neal Steal-"Fluke..."
Club to the back by Carr followed by a right hand. Carr whips Sho towards the steps but Sho leaps onto them and comes back off with a moonsault! Great move! Both feet catch Carr in the face knocking him to the floor. Sho is skilled in just about every aspect of wrestling but follows that up with a flurry of right hands to the fallen Carr. We then see RED RANDAL on the ramp and Sho notices him...
Neal Steal-"Hey look there's Randal out to cheer Robert on..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure he does not want to get physically involved at all. Not good for Sho this he was so unfortunate against Royal and now he has to watch out for Randal..."
Sho glares at Randal but puts his focus back on Carr ramming his head into the steel steps. Kick to the ribs by Sho who then rolls Carr back into the ring. Sho climbs to the top rope but Carr is quick to his feet and crotches Sho on the top rope. Carr climbs to the middle rope and delivers a belly to belly suplex! Cover...1,2...and kickout by Sho!
Neal Steal-"Yah...oh Sho got lucky there..."
David Saturn-"He kicked out no luck involved in it.
Neal Steal-"These two men are really growing to despise one another..."
Carr then rams Sho face first into the corner and delivers a series of vicious right hands. Carr then grabs Sho's arm twisting at it looking slightly deranged as he does so. The ref breaks it up and Carr delivers a double arm suplex and gets another 2 count. Rear chinlock by Carr now slowing down the pace but Sho clearly is in no mood for that fighting right back to his feet!
Neal Steal-"Look at Sho getting to his feet he knows he can't let Carr get the upper hand for a second. Robert will tie him in nots..."
David Saturn-"Yet Carr was the one who submitted moments after you said he would ever give up. Expert analysis and insight there was it?"
Neal Steal-"Well it was only afterwards I found out Robert was feeling unwell..."
Elbows by Sho and a couple of shots to the face of Carr. Sho then charges off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds again delivers a kick to Carr's ribs...DDT! Sho with the cover (his first of the match) but Carr gets his shoulder up at the 2 count. Sho is having a harder time with Carr than a few weeks back and knees the SIN leader hard in the face.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! What a great move by Carr! You know what time it is Sho? Its Carrtime! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Supposed to be amusing that is it?"
Sho goes for a whip but Carr reverses grabbing Sho in a waistlock...belly to back suplex! Good move by Carr and the cover...1,2...and that's the third near fall Carr has had now. Carr again applies a rear chinlock seemingly wanting to slow the pace down. Perhaps Sho will not fight to his feet as quickly this time. The ref asks Sho if he wants to submit and obviously Sho says no...
David Saturn-"What a dumb question..."
Neal Steal-"Sho definitely looked close to submitting there..."
David Saturn-"Even those who wrestled the dark matches before the PPV wouldn't submit to a rear chinlock. Its not designed as s killer hold...though choking can kill of course..."
Guess the ref is just applying the rules even if the response was obvious. This ref is certainly doing a better job than the one who refereed the CRASH title match last week. After a minute or so Carr is unable to keep Sho grounded and once again the hold is broken by an elbow to the ribs. Right hand by Sho, whips Carr off the ropes but Sho ducks the head too obviously...
Neal Steal-"Sho thought this was going to be easy...anything but!"
David Saturn-"A tremendous seesaw battle here...might be worth the price of this PPV alone..."
Neal Steal-"What a great counter thee by Carr! Come on Robert break his arm!"
Perhaps Sho has underestimated Carr in this match at times. Carr grabs Sho's arm and executes an armbar takedown. That could hyper extend the elbow...cover by Carr...1,2...and Sho kicks out. Carr is obviously trying to target the left arm of Sho and clubs him hard across the shoulder. Right hand by a very focused Carr but Sho surprises him with a kick to the ribs...
Neal Steal-"Sho with a desperate kick to the ribs there...desperation tactics..."
David Saturn-"Why is it a desperation tactic? What is he supposed to do stand there and let Carr beat on him?
Sho is backed into the corner however and Carr responds with some frenetic shots to the face. Kick to the midsection by Carr who is admonished but delivers anther hard right hand. Carr whips Sho into the corner but Sho reverses! However both men are so quick to counter here as Sho runs right into Carr's raised boot! Carr then charges but Sho stuns him with a superkick!
David Saturn-"Wow! How did Carr manage to stay on his feet there...not for long though!"
Neal Steal-"Carr clearly has hit his highest level of performance in this match. He's going to take Sho to the limit..."
David Saturn-"The question is though...has he peaked?"
To his credit Carr just about manages to stay on his feet. Sho whips Carr off the ropes, kicks him in the ribs then charges off the ropes himself...bulldog! Carr is up to his feet quickly and Sh backs him against the ropes delivering a swift chop to the chest. Carr reverses a whip but Sho comes back with a flying clothesline on the rebound! What a fast paced contest this is!
David Saturn-"Sho can't believe that one!"
Neal Steal-"Maybe now Sho you will treat Robert with the respect he deserves!"
David Saturn-"Well maybe we will see what happens if Randal is still at ringside. Lets see how much respect will be involved then..."
1,2...and Carr just gets his shoulder up...so close! Sho looks at the ref maybe in disbelief that Carr kicked out. Sho certainly does not think much of Carr but he has been taken to the limit here. Knee to the face by Sho, backs Carr against the ropes, Carf reverses the whip and Sho ducks a clothesline. Carr spins round and leaps towards Sho looking for a hurricanrana it seems...
David Saturn-"He's going for the lockdown and Carr is the one who's desperate now!"
Neal Steal-"He's going to fight this off...oh no!"
Sho however grabs the legs and Carr quickly tries to fight away worried Sho might go for the LOCKDOWN. Sho instead decides to powerbomb Carr to the mat really setting himself up for his next move...which judging by this match could be anything! Sho with the cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up then suddenly adjusts himself and grabs Sho's arm...
Neal Steal-"Break his arm! I want to hear the sound of that bone snapping!"
David Saturn-"That's sick..."
Neal Steal-"You love violence Saturn except when its your favourites on the receiving end! Carr is perfectly entitled to break that arm with a legitimate hold..."
David Saturn-"Does not mean you should cheer for him to do it..."
Carr has an armbar submission applied here really applying a lot of pressure on the arm. Carr screams at Sho to quit and Carr puts the pressure on stronger. This is more a cross armbreaker than a simple armbar hold but Sho manages to grab the ropes with his other arm. The ref breaks it up and both men are back up fast Sho pulling himself up in the corner...
David Saturn-"What a great PPV this has been and we are far from over yet!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope Carr puts Sho away soon otherwise we might be running out of time for Mr Royal's match..."
David Saturn-"Its Royal v RCH3 stop treating Royal as the be all and end all...no sign of Silvio Megala from what we are hearing...."
Right hand by Carr but Sho reverses the whip and Carr is sent face first into the opposite turnbuckle. Carr might have busted his lip open there on the impact. Sho charges but Carr ducks a clothesline and scoops Sho up...powerslam! 1,2...but Sho kicks out infuriating Carr who screams at the ref. Carr looks like he's starting to lose it here and heads to the outside as Randal watches on...
David Saturn-"Oh yes Carr is really going to gain Sho's respect by getting himself disqualified like a coward!"
Neal Steal-"That belt is solid...won't be damaged when he bashes Sho in the head with it! Ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Carr has pushed Sho on his own merits here tonight but now he's resorting to shortcuts again..."
Carr picks up the CRASH belt and brings it into the ring in full view of the ref. Carr is obviously trying to get himself disqualified but as he goes to hit Sho the ref tries to yank the belt from him! Carr wins the tug of war but Sho takes out Carr's legs! Sho has the LOCKDOWN applied...is Carr going to tap again? Carr does fight the hold crawling towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr won't be submitting tonight!"
David Saturn-"Randal cheated there did you not see him push the rope forward? Well actually I know you did..."
Neal Steal-"Crowd booing clearly jealous one of their heroes is about to lose!"
David Saturn-"They are booing the blatant cheating!"
Randal pushes the rope forward without the ref noticing and Carr is able to grab it. Loud boos from the crowd and Sho protests to the ref having noticed what Randal did. Probably a good thing for Sho considering that may have been cause for a DQ. Sho maybe forgetting things like that under such a frenetic pace. Stomps by Sho and Carr falls off the apron to the outside.
Neal Steal-"Coming back towards up again!"
David Saturn-"Very close indeed...how do you like that then Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Sho can't win the match by ramming someone's head into the announce table. Sho is probably hoping for a countout loss instead of Robert pinning him in the ring...easier to take the defeat..."
Sho follows and chops Carr hard across the chest. Sho then takes Carr towards the announce table and this time Carr is rammed head first into it. Steal looks annoyed and yells at the ref while Saturn smirks totally opposite to their reactions earlier. Right hands by Sho as Steal loudly calls for a DQ but he cheers as Carr rakes Sho's eyes. Randal picks up a chair as the ref admonishes Carr...
David Saturn-"Randal has a chair...how original...come on ref you should have sent Randal to the back!"
Neal Steal-"You're always going on about freedom of speech Saturn so Randal should have the freedom to be wherever he chooses...OH NO!"
David Saturn-"Well Carr wishes he wasn't there at that moment! Looks like things have backfired on Carr!"
Randal raises the chair but Sho notices and pushes Carr forward sending him head first right into the chair! The ref sees but its obvious Randal didn't intend that to happen. Randal is also knocked to the ground bashing his head on the steel steps as he falls. Randal clutches the back of his head in pain as Sho climbs into the ring and pulls Carr up to the apron. Sho suplexes Carr back into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Sho should have been disqualified for blatantly pushing Carr into that chair!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes because Randal was holding it for that very purpose right?"
Neal Steal-"Oh no he's going for the legs! Carr won't submit this time!"
Sho then grabs Carr by the legs and once again applies the LOCKDOWN! Carr struggles and struggles almost crying as he realises there is no escape. Carr is forced to tap and Fa Sho is the new CRASH champion!!! Tremendous contest!
WINNER BY SUBMISSION AND NEW CRASH CHAMPION: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Spot on as usual Steal! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Sho has cheated his way to a title victory here!"
David Saturn-"He won it fair and square the way titles should be won."
Neal Steal-"When this night is over people will only remember me being right and not you!"
David Saturn-"Indeed we are just moments away now from the HUGE main event. RCH3 v Anthony Royal...WHO HOLDS ALL THE CARDS?"
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David Saturn-"Well here we go! Two men both of very equal size going for one of the biggest prizes in the game! The AWR Championship!"
Neal Steal-"Its been a while since RCH has been in a match of this magnitude. Tonight he will get a painful reminder of the big time synonymous with Mr Royal..."
David Saturn-"The entire dark forest is watching!"
Neal Steal-"As well as referee haters and woman beaters worldwide!"
From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
David Saturn-"What an ovation for the challenger!"
Neal Steal-"Losers always get a bigger round of applause than they deserve. Its a sympathy cheer the crowd realise RCH has little chance despite their belief that Sho will assist RCH...hopefully he's too busy celebrating his tainted CRASH title win."
David Saturn-"Still think Silvio is going to show?"
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Mr Royal! Proving that there is such a thing as successful people from Pittsburgh!"
David Saturn-"There's a lot of successful people from that city Steal. Its been nicknamed the City of Champions before..."
Neal Steal-"...and here's the finest of them all!"
David Saturn-"I'm not sure the Dark Forest has had as many champions...other than the belts won by RCH of course..."
Tremendous cheers for RCH as he made his entrance followed by the customary boos for Royal. Surprisingly Royal charges to the ring immediately attacking RCH and both men exchange right hands. After several repeated shots RCH slightly gets the advantage. More hard right hands by RCH as Royal tries to keep himself upright by grabbing the ropes...another right hand however knocks Royal down...
David Saturn-"Right hand...the champ is down!"
Neal Steal-"You're so easily excited. Of course Mr Royal will lose his footing from time to time. Merely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things...this has a long way to go...unless Mr Royal ends it early that is...."
David Saturn-"He won't put RCH away early..."
Stomps now by RCH and he backs Royal into the corner. Royal whipped off the ropes and RCH elbows him in the chest. RCH lifts Royal up and lets the blood rush to his head before delivering the vertical suplex. RCH grabs Royal's legs and talks some trash before stomping him right in the gut. Not quite a low blow but as borderline as you can go without being disqualified...
Neal Steal-"Cheat! Disqualify RCH! That ref is obviously too intimidated after what RCH did to one of his colleagues. That's the type of creature RCH is a man who beats up referees and women..."
David Saturn-"Nobody has ever claimed RCH is the stereotypical all American hero. He truly is a strange individual but certainly a very popular one!"
Neal Steal-"Strange is an understatement. The circus and freakshows wouldn't take him so he decided to make a mockery of this great sport instead...its humiliating and humbling for Mr Royal that he is forced to wrestle a clown..."
David Saturn-"He is the hatchet warrior!"
RCH chokes Royal over the bottom rope and as the ref breaks it up Royal rolls to the outside. Royal has no time to regain his bearings as RCH leaps off the apron and pushes Royal into the barricade. Royal hit his head there but quickly responds by kicking RCH in the ribs and ramming the hatchet warrior into the barricade. Or as we saw this past week more like the non hatchet warrior at the moment...
Neal Steal-"Speaking of hatchets RCH is missing his at the moment..."
David Saturn-"Stolen apparently by someone...RCH wondering perhaps is Royal had something to do with it..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal does not have a weird affection for inanimate objects...aside from that beautiful world title belt..."
David Saturn-"I don't think Royal stole the hatchet. He's had bigger worries on his mind. No idea who the guy who stole it was someone who has history with RCH apparently...rather bizarre really but as I said RCH has a bizarre lifestyle..."
RCH reverses as Royal tries to whip him into the steel steps and Royal crashes into them shoulder first instead! Painful impact there and Royal tries to get to his feet but RCH rams him head first into the steps. RCH is back in the ring and begins waving an imaginary hatchet around. The crowd cheer this bizarre sight (as if RCH wasn't a strange enough individual already) as Royal gets back to his feet...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at this idiot! He's waving an invisible hatchet!"
David Saturn-"RCH is acquitting himself well despite the loss of wig flipper. It does not look like he is going to give in to the blackmail..."
Neal Steal-"Maybe he cares about that hatchet more than the belt...oh come on! That should see RCH disqualified. The ref is scared of being attacked..."
RCH goes back to the outside and whips Royal hard into the steel steps again! Royal clutches his back moaning in pain and stumbles up the ramp. RCH rams Royal into the barricade again as the ref motions him back towards the ring. RCH ignores the ref and throws Royal over the barricade and into the crowd! Considering that near riot we had a few weeks back this might not be good for Royal!
Neal Steal-"Oh no! Mr Royal has been thrown into this sea of blue collars!"
David Saturn-"What the hell is a sea of blue collars?"
Neal Steal-"The population of Detroit, Michigan. Lazy workers no wonder the car industry has declined that's what Detroit is famous for you know Saturn? Cars..."
David Saturn-"Is it really? I never would have guessed what the motor city nickname was supposed to represent..."
RCH asks some of the fans to move back clearing a bit more space. The ref is being lenient here not counting the 2 men out...there probably would be a riot if that happened this early in the match! Royal must be wishing for his security (barred by Maggia a few weeks ago) right now as RCH knocks him to the floor. RCH throws Royal back over the barricade...
Neal Steal-"Thank goodness Mr Royal is away from those fans. Wouldn't put it past one of them sticking a knife in him..."
David Saturn-"Well he's certainly hated enough..."
Neal Steal-"Jealousy and envy can drive the sanest of men crazy and that's all this hostility towards Mr Royal is. Jealousy.
David Saturn-"RCH going for a submission will we see a second title change hands on a submission tonight?"
Royal rushes back towards the ring and RCH follows. Royal tries to grab the bottom rope as RCH seems to be going for a submission. RCH yanks Royal away from the ropes by both legs. RCH then heads to the top rope and comes off with a fistdrop! 1,2...and a kickout by Royal who rolls to the outside. Royal grabs a chair and actually tries to throw it at RCH!
David Saturn-"Oh what a noble spirit! What a fighting champion!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal's hands slipped..."
David Saturn-"Royal clearly in a bad mental state this past week despite trying to convince himself that he's not going to be screwed. Can't say if that goes happen that it would be anything less than he deserves!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal will not lose!"
RCH ducks at the last moment avoiding the blatant attempt by Royal to get himself disqualified. Royal rolls into the ring taking the chair with him. Royal raises the chair as RCH enters the ring but drops it as RCH nails him with a right hand! Stomps to the chest by RCH and then RCH grabs the chair. It looks like RCH is either going to use it or toss it to the outside but the ref is taking no chances.
Neal Steal-"RCH has the chair...disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"Fair game as far as I'm concerned. If RCH uses it Royal only has himself to blame..."
Neal Steal-"That's right referee show some guts! If RCH beats you up at least you still have your integrity intact!"
RCH is distracted by the ref grabbing the chair and Royal dropkicks him from behind. The referee is knocked down and Royal takes advantage driving the chair down hard into the back of RCH! This could really swing momentum in Royal's favour and he drives the chair into the knee of RCH. Another shot to the knee as RCH writhes in pain and Royal brutally nails him again.
David Saturn-"Oh come on! This isn't right!"
Neal Steal-"You just said it was fair game!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Royal's the one who decided to bring weapons into this...come on ref get rid of that. Royal may already have done some serious damage though..."
The ref is up and notices Royal has the chair (without seeing him use it) and grabs it from him. Royal looks annoyed knowing in most matches he would now have the advantage but remembes the possible outside influences. Royal with a kick to the leg and then he stretches RCH's leg across the middle rope. Royal drives his foot into the leg of RCH with all his weight behind it...
Neal Steal-"Do they have wheelchair access in the dark forest? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Royal trying to break the leg but I can't recall having seen RCH submit before."
Neal Steal-"He probably wouldn't submit either but that's before the man is a certified lunatic! A classic case of why there should be psychological tests in wrestling..."
David Saturn-"If that was the case we wouldn't be seeing Royal wrestling here either then..."
Stomps to the leg by Royal and then he drops his elbow across RCH's throat. Royal goes back to the outside as RCH's legs are hanging on the apron. Royal rams the legs down hard across the apron and heads back into the ring. RCH backs into the corner pulling himself up but may also have been to lure Royal in as he suddenly delivers a couple of kicks to the chest.
David Saturn-"RCH is fighting his way out! The challenger is rallying with explosive right hands!"
Neal Steal-"The little engine that could...as big a myth as the American Dream Mr Royal dismissed!"
David Saturn-"RCH is not the little engine that could he is the big engine that can and has emerged victorious in the past! He's taking it to Royal here with everything he has!"
A return kick by Royal has little effect as RCH uncleashes a barrage of right hands! This must be pure adrenaline after that pounding RCH took from the chair. Eyerake by Royal however halts the momentum and he clotheslines RCH to the mat. Royal grabs RCH by the legs and wraps them around the ringpost! Royal drops to the outside and applies the figure 4 around the ringpost!
David Saturn-"Royal is going to snap the ligaments in that leg...a very painful predicament RCH is in here..."
Neal Steal-"Listen to RCH yell in pain! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"He might be on the verge of having his leg broken you fool! What do you expect him to do lie back and smoke a cigar?"
Neal Steal-"Probably gets enough fumes from that cheap paint..."
Perhaps a message to Silvio Megala who has used the figure 4 leglock to great effect in many matches. RCH yells in pain as Royal grabs the chair and blatantly bashes RCH across the knee with it! The ref looks like he's about to disqualify Royal but notices Roberto Maggia on the ramp. Its been clear Maggia does not want Royal to succeed and the ref looks like he's having second thoughts...
Neal Steal-"Look at Maggia he's trying to screw Mr Royal! I bet that's why this new timekeeper was appointed!"
David Saturn-"Be hard to call for the bell from there he's at the top of the ramp..."
Neal Steal-"This ref needs to get some guts and eject Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Why? He's closer to the backstage area than the ring..."
Of course the fans wouldn't want to be cheated seeing Royal get himself disqualfied. RCH however is going to become severely incapacitated if he takes many more shots like that. Royal heads back into the ring and clubs RCH across the back as he tries to get to his feet. Royal tries to hyper-extend the knee stretching it and driving it hard into the mat...very painful for RCH.
Neal Steal-"RCH is going to have his career ended here! Yahoo! Look at the pain and the jealousy in his eyes. He's jealous of Mr Royal, his money and fame..."
David Saturn-"Yes because RCH is into material goods and fame isn't he? That's why he likes living in the middle of a forest in a log cabin is it?"
Neal Steal-"That's because he's a social outcast its not through choice..."
David Saturn-"Its his lifestyle and he can choose it as he sees fit! He has enough money to be out of the forest I'm sure but he wants to stay!"
Neal Steal-"Because deep down he knows he has no place in a decent society with law abiding people. Still I wouldn't be surprised if the Dark Forest is near Detroit considering the crime rate here!"
RCH suddenly charges forward almost standing on ne leg as he clotheslines Royal to the mat! Clubs to the back by RCH followed by a stomp. RCH is showing tremendous fight here as Royal once again resorts to cheap tactics raking RCH across the eyes. Not for the first time in this match either and Royal drops his elbow across the leg. RCH groans in pain...
David Saturn-"RCH is going to be crippled at this rate..."
Neal Steal Steal-"The clown is crying! Listen to him squealing in pain like a little girl..."
David Saturn-"He is not screaming like a little girl! RCH has taken some major punishment but he's still hanging in there!"
Neal Steal-"There's a pyramid of life and the cream rises to the top while the mud and dirt remains rooted to the bottom!"
Royal then removes the knee brace RCH is wearing exposing the knee even further. Royal brings his full body weight down on the knee again and RCH wisely falls to the outside. Royal with another shot to the knee and then he rolls RCH into the ring. Suddenly RCH delivers a blatant low blow...the ref can hardly disqualify RCH after seeing Royal use the chair. Maggia has a slight grin on his face...
Neal Steal-"CHEAT! How can you be happy with that Saturn? Look at Maggia he's a disgrace of an executive!"
David Saturn-"RCH with a desperation tactic for sure but it certainly may have worked!"
Neal Steal-"Now he's choking Royal...disgraceful tactics by RCH here!"
David Saturn-"When will you realise just how MORONIC you sound!"
Elbow to the chest by RCH as the pendulum might now be in his favour. RCH begins choking Royal (not exactly someone who has qualms about bending the rules either) and then climbs to the top rope. Royal however moves as RCH goes for the legdrop! That was an incredibly foolish move to use the leg anyway considering the damage Royal may have done to it!
David Saturn-"Now that was very foolish. Don't know what RCH was thinking there even with the adrenaline flowing that was crazy..."
Neal Steal-"He's a blunt hatchet warrior...not the sharpest! Ha ha ha ha ha!
David Saturn-"Royal going right back to that knee again...Royal is like a shark both in the ring and in general. He has exploited RCH's damaged knee to the fullest degree..."
Neal Steal-"Why is the ref breaking it up? He should have disqualified RCH the coward..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up for crying out loud!"
Stomps to the knee by Royal and the ref breaks it up. RCH pulls himself up on the apron and as Royal approaches RCH drives him neck first across the middle rope. RCH looks like he's going to try and suplex Royal to the outside but suddenly the crowd erupt with boos...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes SIN!"
David Saturn-"Yahoo! Here comes Fa Sho!"
It looks like SIN have made their way onto the ramp but FA SHO quickly follows! A major scuffle here between Randal/Carr and Sho and Maggia tries to break it up along with the referees. Of course he might just be trying to clear Sho's path to the ring...the ref is knocked down in the ring meanwhile as Royal shoves RCH into him...
Neal Steal-"YES! ITS MR MEGALA! I told you Saturn! I told you Mr Megala would be here! Mr Megala is here to save the day! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"Better hold your breath...I bet he's coming for Royal!"
Suddenly the crowd erupt further as SILVIO MEGALA sprints from the entranceway down the ramp! Silvio has a chair in his hands as both men are down. Silvio enters the ring but Maggia sprints into the ring after him! Maggia curses at Silvio and we can hear him yell the words "evil bastard" which might be true but what the hell is going on!
Neal Steal-"Did you hear what Maggia just said? I told you Maggia was corrupt. I told you he was drunk with power but I can't believe he spoke to his boss like that!"
David Saturn-"I can't understand either...I knew Maggia had some integrity but I'm amazed he spoke to Megala like that. What is Silvio going to do with that chair?"
Neal Steal-"He's looking at RCH...I told you he was on Mr Royal's side!"
David Saturn-"I can't keep up with this stuff anymore. Just what in the hell is going on!!! Wait Maggia just took the chair...and Silvio is just leaving...what the..."
Neal Steal-"I don't understand. I knew Maggia was a lousy employee but why is Mr Megala doing what Maggia wants?"
Silvio looks like he's about to use the chair anyway (he's certainly looking at RCH very closely) but Maggia grabs it from him. Maggia orders Silvio away from the ring (why is Silvio taking orders like this?) as Fa Sho suddenly darts past shoving both men out of the way! SIN follow and a major brawl has broken out at ringside and then into the ring!
David Saturn-"This is chaos...its beyond chaos and I think that ref has had enough!"
Neal Steal-"What has Maggia done here? Mr Megala was going to nail RCH with that chair. I know he wanted to help Royal...so I was right...but why did he leave the ring when Maggia demanded it? Mr Megala has never taken an order in his life..."
Sho nails Royal as SIN attack RCH and the ref having totally lost control calls for the bell but has his back turned to SIN attacking RCH. Has he given Royal a DQ win or declared a no contest? Maggia looks furious on the ramp while Silvio is smiling...
David Saturn-"Looks like a no contest..."
Neal Steal-"Lets hear the official announcement!"
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: ANTHONY ROYAL
David Saturn-"Looks like the ref saw Sho hit Royal first. It made no real difference all the men were in the ring but still a cheap win for Royal. It really would have been a no contest if the ref was up a couple of seconds earlier..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal emerges victorious! He's still the champion whether these idiots like it or not! Mr Megala is pleased look at the smile on his face!"
David Saturn-"What did Maggia just say there? The colour just drained out of Silvio's face!"
Neal Steal-"We need answers I can't understand why Mr Megala is listening to Maggia like this..."
David Saturn-"It looks like Maggia may be the one who holds all the cards...but Royal is the one who still holds the World Championship belt! See you next week on the CRASH!"
Maggia whispers something in Silvio's ear which immediately wipes the smile from his face. Silvio follows Maggia backstage as SIN, Sho, RCH and Royal continue the mass brawl! More refs come out but whatever happens we won't know until next week as the PPV goes off the air!