Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 1, 2012 21:08:18 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #20
LIVE!
As CRASH TV comes on, “Say Hello” blares over the PA system. Anthony Royal appears on the stage in a custom suit and expensive sunglasses. As usual, he holds his AWR Championship belt high above his head and struts to the ring. He looks much more at peace than the last time we saw him. He hops up on the ring apron and enters the ring. He removes the glasses, holds his belt in the air and begins to speak
[red] Royal: [/red] "Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please keep your irrelevant opinions to yourselves and shut your mouths, the man who, once again, is STILL YOUR WORLD CHAMPION, has something to say."
The crowd boos Royal relentlessly. He waits for the boos to die down to a point where he can at least be heard and continues to speak.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Like I said he would do, RCH3 failed you all. You put all your hope in a clown, and, surprise, surprise, he disappointed you."
More boos.
[red] Royal: [/red] "But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. For about a month now, I’ve been badmouthing one Silvio Megala."
The crowd jeers the mention of Silvio.
[red] Royal: [/red] "You see, I thought Silvio was trying to screw me over since this company reopened, so I called him out on it. I told him to come to Royal Flush and face me like a man, and I was expecting a battle, but what I saw was a sad sight. I will admit, apparently, I was wrong about where Silvio’s allegiance lies. But that man that showed up at Royal Flush was not Silvio Megala. That man…that thing that showed up at Royal Flush was a sniveling little shell of what Silvio Megala used to be. I know you’re here Silvio, and we need to talk, so please, come on out here."
After a few moments, Silvio appears on stage to the boos of the crowd. Surprisingly, Silvio is making his way to the ring void of entrance music.
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue] "Usually all kinds of pomp and circumstances when Silvio arrives, but here tonight, he doesn’t even get entrance music!"
[green] Neal Steal: [/green] "What in the world is going on?"
Silvio walks down the entrance ramp with his head lowered, not showing the confidence, or more accurately, arrogance, that he usually displays.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Thanks Silvio, and first let me apologize, because it’s clear that I had you wrong. But what I saw at Royal Flush Silvio, that’s not you. Roberto Maggia whispers something in your ear and you tuck tail and leave? The Silvio I know would have hired somebody to destroy Roberto for even getting that close to you, but you actually listened? What is this Silvio? What kind of blackmail is this? What does he have on you?"
No answer from Silvio.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Come one Silvio, just let it out now. Look at everything you have been through, and you’ve always bounced back. Besides, you know as well as I do that, whatever that little bastard has on you, he’s not going to keep it to himself forever. It’s going to come out. He’s going to reveal it to all these mongrels, so why not do it yourself Silvio. Why not just let it out now, get back the dignity that Roberto stripped away from you and get this damn company back on track. Silvio, you are one of the strongest, bravest, most honorable men I know, and if there’s anyone that can bounce back from any tragedy, no matter how large, it’s you. It’s Silvio Megala. So end this charade. Do what’s right for you, do what’s right for this company, and by God Silvio, do what’s right for your champion."
Royal and the capacity crowd wait with baited breath for Silvio’s response. It looks as if he’s about to speak, but Roberto Maggia interrupts him.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Hang on gentlemen. I know that you’ve got some catching up to do, but there’s plenty of time for that, but here tonight, we have a show."
Maggia enters the ring.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Mr. Royal, for weeks you’ve been accusing Silvio of trying to screw you, and for weeks I’ve told you that I am running this show. In fact, the only decision Silvio has made around here is hiring Rusty Axel as head of talent relations in an attempt to embarrass me and make me look bad. Too bad Silvio, because Rusty is so incompetent that he can’t even do a good job of doing a bad job."
The crowd laughs at this as Silvio looks a bit embarrassed.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Now Silvio, I need to talk to my champion, so I’m going to ask you to leave my ring."
The crowd pops as Royal and Silvio protest.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Silvio…leave…my…ring!"
Begrudgingly, Silvio does as he is told. He hangs his head and walks about the stage. After a moment of stunned silence, the crowd pops. A shot of Saturn and Steal so they appear to be speechless at Silvio’s obedience. Royal’s facial expression is a mixture of shock and fury. Before he can say anything, Maggia addresses him.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Mr. Royal, congratulations on the retention of your championship. You must be very proud of a DQ win. But you see, a DQ isn’t the way the main event of a Pay-Per-View should end. When main events end that way, people stop paying to watch, and this company loses money. Because of that, I’ve had to go all out for our next Pay-Per View, and you will defend that championship in that Pay-Per-Views main event. Have a great night champ."
Roberto starts to leave, but Royal interrupts him, smirking as he speaks.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Umm, esteemed leader, I think you forgot something. Like, ya know, who my opponent is."
A huge smile creeps across Roberto’s face.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Oh no champ, I didn’t forget anything. You see, you will find out who your opponent is, when everyone else does. As I said, have a great night."
The crowd pops huge at the announcement as Royal absolutely loses it in the ring.
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue] What a huge announcement by Roberto Maggia! Royal will put his gold on the line against a mystery opponent at our next Pay-Per-View event!
[green] Neal Steal: [/green]"This isn’t fair! Mr. Megala needs to do something!"
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue]"Are you kidding me!? Did you not see what just happened? Silvio is clearly in no position to do anything!"
Neal Steal-"I don't understand why Mr Megala is listening to this ingrate Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Well to anyone who possesses a reasonable degree of intellect unlike yourself its obvious Megala is being blackmailed!"
Neal Steal-"Maggia has no right to treat Mr Megala like this..."
David Saturn-"Silvio has trouble with the federal government in the past as relates to his US business activities. Maybe Maggia has unearthed some new stuff..."
Neal Steal-"That was all lies Mr Megala walked out of court vindicated as an innocent man!"
David Saturn-"Many believe it would have been a different story had star witness former IWG and NIWF wrestler Kash appeared. Slave labour, drug trafficking, gangster activity all charges brought against Megala Enterprises..."
Neal Steal-"It was LIES!"
David Saturn-"We will be back in a moment..."
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David Saturn-"...so if it was lies why is Megala so worried?"
Neal Steal-"It was a smear campaign by jealous rival businessmen like Kash and others. Mr Megala had a very expensive trial last time and he simply does not want to have to pay vast legal costs simply to prove his innocence..."
David Saturn-"How would you know? We are simply guessing perhaps Maggia was sent as a mole by the federal government! Young whizzkid who would have suspected him? He's clearly dug up some dirt on Silvio! Now I'm guessing I'm just excited by the thought of someone finally bringing the Megala Empire down..."
Neal Steal-"How dare you! I hope Mr Megala sues Maggia and the other behind this disgraceful campaign! Mr Megala has done nothing wrong!"
David Saturn-"Well whatever it was Megala has never looked as defeated and helpless as he looked tonight! Lets get to the action!"
Neal Steal-"Here he comes the latest opponent vanquished by Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes because it was SUCH a convincing victory!"
Neal Steal-"RCH tried to cheat Mr Royal out of the title and it backfired on him!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"Red Randal did not wrestle at the PPV but certainly had a rough night..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed he was brutally assaulted by Fa Sho for no reason..."
David Saturn-"Plus the chair shot by Dustin Weaver a receipt from a few weeks ago. Power v cunning here that is for sure..."
Slow lockup as Randal seems cautious about taking a reckless approach against the unorthodox hatchet warrior. Randal grabs the arm, twists on it and applies a side headlock. Maybe Randal should have tried to ground RCH first as a weardown hold won't work in a standing position so early in the matchup. RCH shoves Randal away, Randal rebounds off the ropes and knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Randal nothing but a bully as was evident this past week when he assaulted an innocent fan..."
Neal Steal-"They deserved a beating look at these idiots here in Fresno..."
David Saturn-"Our best wishes go out to those fans on the East Coast I'm glad we were fortunate enough to have been booked for this arena weeks back here in California. AWR been touring California on our untelevised events all week..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean by "our" best wishes? I don't wish the idiot fans on the East coast any good luck..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about all the staff backstage and some of the decent human beings who compete in the ring every week! Some of them have family Steal of course you wouldn't know anything about that since your own can't stand you!"
Randal charges off the ropes again, RCH drops down and as Randal rebounds again this time RCH avoids with a leapfrog. Randal rebounds a third time and RCH catches him with a solid boot to the face! Big hiptoss by RCH takes the heavier Randal down to the mat and Randal runs right into another as he gets to his feet. Randal stupidly then runs into a third straight hiptoss...
David Saturn-"There goes Randal! 2012 mastermind of the year!"
Neal Steal-"I think Randal got poked in the eye he couldn't see where he was going..."
David Saturn-"He knows exactly where he is going...well the direction at least!"
Completely reckless wrestling by Randal who then almost cowers in the corner looking worried. Randal slowly gets to his feet as RCH waves an imaginary hatchet (apparently the real one has still not been returned after the theft) Randal slowly gets to his feet and both men circle the ring. Another lockup and side headlock by RCH but Randal manages to shove RCH away.
David Saturn-"Randal should just stick to the power for now. We saw some technical improvement against Royal but that brief show of actual finesse has quickly evaporated..."
Neal Steal-"RCH just has a face you want to punch at every opportunity you can't blame Randal for taking such a physical approach..."
David Saturn-"All wrestling bouts are physical..."
RCH charges back but Randal does what he does best and knocks RCH to the mat with another shoulder charge. RCH whipped into the corner and Randal perhaps learning from recent contests does not recklessly charge forward. RCH does charge, Randal ducks a clothesline and connects with a series of solid right hands. RCH fights back with rights of his own and a big right knocks Randal to the mat!
Neal Steal-"Too physical for you Saturn? That elbow to the throat by RCH there?"
David Saturn-"No it just helps to mix up your offence from time to time. Randal needs to really brush up on his technique..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Rusty will help him out whenever he needs it..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is even worse! At least Randal's shots can cause damage Rusty is just a cheap shot artist and a second rate brawler!"
Elbow to the throat by RCH...1,2...and a kickout by Randal who then slowly gets to his feet as RCH preys over him. RCH whips Randal into the ropes, Randal ducks a clothesline, ducks another and then spins around and unleashes a ferocious clothesline! That could have taken the head off RCH who recklessly charges back and Randal clotheslines him to the mat again..."
Neal Steal-"See that! See that Saturn did you see what RCH just did right there!"
David Saturn-Yes I saw it and RCH made a timing error. Not as repeatedly as Randal does however...
Neal Steal-"I hope RCH knows the clocks change in a few days! What time is it in the dark forest?"
David Saturn-"I don't know Steal..."
Neal Steal-"I hope that dark forest was on the East coast I hope RCH's cabin was destroyed by the hurricane! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Its a national emergency you're making light of you idiot! Is there no limit to you being a complete and utter jackass! Good grief!"
RCH is up and Randal with a rake to the eyes (blatantly) followed by a backbreaker. RCH whipped into the corner and yet again Randal makes the mistake of recklessly charging and RCH moves! When will he learn? Randal "accidentally" knocks out the referee with a loose elbow. Suddenly SIN come running down to the ramp. Carr is up on the apron and RCH knocks him down with a right hand...
Neal Steal-"That's uncalled for!"
David Saturn-"SIN have no business being out here!"
Neal Steal-"I was referring to RCH hitting Carr for no reason..."
David Saturn-"Yes I know and I just ignored you..."
Tracy then gets onto the apron and he is knocked down as well! Carr however grabs RCH by the legs and Randal follows. All 3 men pound on RCH as Tracy has something in his hand. Randal and Carr grab RCH by the arms and Tracy moves his hand forwards...and a FIREBALL hits RCH in the face! Carr and Tracy roll RCH back into the ring as Randal follows...
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins is out of control! He just threw fire at RCH! Get some help out here!"
Neal Steal-"No doubt a bucket of water may have washed away all that ugly paint but fire certainly will remove it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"SHUT UP! RCH could have been blinded you fool! Stop the match!"
RCH is somehow trying to get to his feet but Randal quickly delivers the RED PYTHON!!! The ref is now up and Randal makes the cover...1,2...3!!! Biggest win of Randal's career but extremely tainted by the interference of Carr and Adkins! RCH writhes on the mat that fireball may well have blinded him!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! RCH just lost the match! How do you feel about that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Fuck the match! I'm just worried RCH may have been blinded here! Adkins is sick! He's a maniac!"
Neal Steal-"How do you like your RCH? Medium or extra crispy!"
David Saturn-"This is a dreadful way to start the evening. We will be back in a few moments hopefully that fire did not penetrate the eye..."
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of the fireball attack on RCH. We then cut to a shot of Al Walters taking to Slick who is holding his bags having only just arrived at the building. As we can't hear their conversation presumably Walters is telling Slick what just happened...
David Saturn-"I'm sure Slick would have been out to assist RCH had he been here..."
Neal Steal-"This is why it was right to have Rusty installed as head of talent relations! He's always on time and he demands the same from his wrestlers. Slop should be reprimanded here if he had shown up sooner RCH wouldn't have been injured..."
David Saturn-"SIN take full responsibility. How on earth can you blame Slick not being here earlier for what just happened? You're a pathetic excuse for a human being!"
Neal Steal-"Well hopefully Slop will now stop being a prima donna and show up when most of us do. Doubt it though he's always been known for tardiness..."
David Saturn-"SIN are the ones out of order here its got nothing to do with Slick as anyone with a brain knows. I believe Maggia has insisted the medics get RCH out of the building and to a medical facility though I heard he initially refused to leave..."
Neal Steal-"That sums up what an idiot RCH is..."
David Saturn-"He has guts something you know nothing about...Slick will face Adkins later tonight and of course he suffered a vicious beating at the hands of SIN last week. I just hope we don't see something worse than what we have witnessed already..."
From Savannah, Georgia, Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"I really love this theme...does it not bring a tear to your eye Saturn?"
David Saturn-"It is a good theme. Should have saved it for someone more deserving..."
Neal Steal-"Here comes that vulgar Rattlesnake..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake going to be taught some good ol' fashioned manners here! Rusty is from the South they have values where he's from..."
David Saturn-"Maybe they do I'm sure Savannah is a fine place even if Rusty comes from there. Pittsburgh is fine and that's where Royal comes from...not to mention Silvio's hometown Milan which is one of the worlds greatest cities. So no negative reflection on those places..."
Neal Steal-"Where do you come from?"
David Saturn-"Texas"
Neal Steal-"No surprise there then I thought you would come from somewhere like that."
Not too much of a clash in styles here though Rattlesnake is certainly quicker and does not usually resort to any mat wrestling. Rusty talks some trash at Rattlesnake who for once does not actually curse back. Rattlesnake simply smirks and then both men lock up. Rusty backs Snake into the ropes but Snake reverses it then curses right in Rusty's face (that didn't last long!)
David Saturn-"So where do you come from Steal...then again don't mention it. I know I said there should be no reflection on a place due to people who come from there but you're an exception..."
Neal Steal-"I disliked the place where I grew up and I'm not going to give them a mention here...no free publicity from me..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they are grateful...chops there by Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Nice and traditional! Good ol' fashioned offence!"
Big chops here by Rusty who again reverses his position. Rusty takes Snake into the centre of the ring and delivers a very slow paced backbreaker. Rusty isn't quite up to speed with the 21st century (or even the last 2 decades of the 20th) but that just about did the job. Cover by Rusty...1,2...and Rattlesnake kicks out with force! Both men are up and Rusty looks like he's going for a neckbreaker...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh that's something to be proud of! Good ol' fashioned rasslin right there!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake won't be producing more foul mouthed kids after a kick like that! People like Rattlesnake should be given mandatory vasectomies he's unfit to breed..."
David Saturn-"Good thing it isn't up to you to judge then..."
Rusty however low blows Snake with the back of his boot! The ref didn't see it and presumably that cheating is the move of a crafty veteran in Rusty's mind. The ref must have thought Snake broke loose as Rusty begins delivering slow motion chops. Snake reverses a whip, Rusty charges back and Snake damn near knocks Rusty's head off with a clothesline! Welcome back to action Rusty!
David Saturn-"That might knock some sense into Rusty but I doubt it."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake is trying to turn this into a brawl instead of the classic catch as catch can style used by Rusty...I bet Rusty will tie him in knots on the mat soon..."
David Saturn-"Rusty has barely used a wrestling hold in his life! Look what he's done in this match punches, kicks and a low blow. Oh and a backbreaker so there's an actual move..."
Snake isn't exactly about finesse either and he elbowdrops Rusty across the throat. Snake pulls Rusty to his feet and clubs him across the back before ramming him head first into the turnbuckle. Stomps now by Snake and Rusty avoids further stomps by rolling to the outside. Snake follows but Rusty is on his feet and punches Snake in the chest then rakes Snake across the eyes...
David Saturn-"More classic moves there by Rusty he's really putting on a clinic..."
Neal Steal-"What you fail to understand is he's just trying to help Rattlesnake. Humiliating him won't help him learn this is tough love by Rusty but not too tough..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is so out of touch words do not describe it..."
Neal Steal-"You're in your 40's why are you discriminating against Rusty due to his age?"
David Saturn-"He was crap when he started and he hasn't improved since!"
Great quality ol' fashioned rasslin right there by Rusty Axel. Rusty rams Snake head first into the barrier and then Rusty climbs onto the apron. Rusty looks like he's about to jump off but seems to be having second thoughts. Clearly this is too high risk by Rusty's standards and the delay costs him as Rattlesnake pulls him down to the mat! Rusty hits the back of his head on the apron...
David Saturn-"Might cause a concussion for some but not Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed but not Rusty that head is rock solid..."
David Saturn-"...and empty..."
Snake scoops Rusty up and rams him back first into the ringpost! The kidneys will take a battering from that and Snake goes to whip Rusty into the steps. Rusty however manages to reverse ramming Snake into the steps instead knocking the ref down as well! Snake holds his back as Rusty picks up a steel chair borrowing from Red Randal's playbook there. Rusty raises the chair and bashes Snake right over the head!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! How are you going to try and justify that then Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Its all about teaching Rattlesnake a bit of respect. Rattlesnake only has himself to blame he's brought out the hardcore in Rusty here. If there's anyone you don't want to upset its old Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Hope Rusty didn't choose tricks last night I'm begging him to come up with some new offence..."
Rusty then argues with the crowd who react with boos to the move. It was Rusty after all who promised to bring back good ol' fashioned rasslin right from the 70's. Not that weapon attacks never happened then and Rusty climbs up to the apron. Rusty jumps off clubbing Snake across the back...Rusty raises his hands in an aeroplane motion obviously believing he's pulled off a breathtaking aerial stunt...
Neal Steal-"Soaring through the air! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No its Rusty Axel! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"You would think he had just pulled off a quadruple asai moonsault or something ridiculous by the way he's celebrating! It did knock Rattlesnake down though..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly so give the head of talent relations some credit for once!"
Rusty gets back into the ring as Snake is down on the ground. The ref is back up as well as Rusty headbutts Snake before charging off the ropes. Rusty ducks a clothesline but runs right into a shoulder charge as he rebounds again! Big elbowdrop by Snake...1,2...and a kickout! Snake pulls Rusty back up and delivers a powerslam...1,2...and Rusty kicks out again...
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake better find out the proper vocab for medical terms because he's going to need some after Rusty is finished with him!"
David Saturn-"There's Jason Howard...what business has he got out here? Rattlesnake of course beating Jason at Royal Flush...Howard of course used to flushes with that IBS..."
Rattlesnake pulls Rusty back up again looking for the STUNNER but JASON HOWARD suddenly leaps onto the apron. Howard is in the ring and the ref immediately calls for the bell...that will be a no contest decision then?
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"Referee calling for the bell immediately. Obvious that Howard was going to hit Rattlesnake but then again Jason might have blamed Rusty for that error last week..."
Neal Steal-"Come on beat some manners into him! 2 of the best mannered, decent human beings in AWR beating down this foul mouthed thug!"
Howard then attacks Snake as expected and both men pound Snake into the mat. Howard reaches into his jeans and pulls out a bar of soap. Rusty holds Snake down as Howard kicks Snake hard in the face. Snake is down and Howard stuffs a bar of soap right into Snake's mouth! Howard is trying to stuff the soap right down Snake's throat! Snake looks pissed as we hear his mumbled cursing but Rusty is holding him back...
David Saturn-"I know we have seen worse here tonight but Rattlesnake is being humiliated here! Then again Rusty and Howard shouldn't be proud of this two on one here..."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake not used to soap...he hates it as much as Tracy hates beer. Bad hygiene in Rattlesnake's case..."
David Saturn-"What a pathetic hire Rusty was he's blatantly biased here..."
Rusty then pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and hands then to Jason. Even Rusty couldn't screw that up and Howard nails Snake right in the face with the knucks! The crowd loudly boo but suddenly a gigantic man enters the ring...is it "Humphrey Saturn" returning? Nope its none other than PLAYBOY PETE! Right hand to Rusty and Howard charges furiously but Pete punches him as well. Both men rise to their feet but Pete throws them both over the top rope!
Neal Steal-"Where's the security! How could you miss that fat oaf! I thought that was your Dad for a moment again Saturn..."
David Saturn-"There's a reminder for Howard from Pete! Yet another returnee to the AWR!"
Neal Steal-"Pete is nothing to celebrate this is going to bring the quality of rasslin right down in AWR. Thank God Mr Royal, Robert Carr and Rusty are here..."
Howard looks like he's about to run back into the ring as Pete grabs his ass mocking Howard. This battle will have to wait however as Rusty persuades Howard to follow him back up the ramp.
David Saturn-"Coming up next Fa Sho in action!"
Neal Steal-"Don't forget Canada's favourite son!"
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From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
David Saturn-"Here comes Dustin!"
Neal Steal-"Stop trying to provoke him! No wonder he refused to speak to awr.com this past week these fans should be grateful he showed up tonight!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure more of them came to see Fa Sho than to watch Dustin wrestle..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Fa Sho looks good with that title belt around his waist! Just a shame it wasn't the world title as many believe he deserved..."
Neal Steal-"Shame for Fa Sho is everytime he has to look in the mirror and see that belt he knows he's second best..."
David Saturn-"In many ways the CRASH title may prove to be as tough as the World Cahmpionship. This belt has to be defended on Tv every week with very fee exceptions. Fa Sho of course actually winning it at a PPV which isn't mandatory for the belt to be defended at such events..."
Sho looks to be focused tonight in his first CRASH title defence as "Hero" argues with the crowd. Lockup and Sho quickly reverses a wristlock and spins behind "Hero" which "Hero" then reverses. Sho is armdragged to the mat but leaps to his feet and grabs "Hero" by the arm. Sho attempts a short arm clothesline, "Hero" ducks and spins behind Sho looking for a belly to back suplex...
David Saturn-"Fa Sho can wrestle virtually all styles. Dustin will have to look for more of that high flying offence though his form has been very mixed..."
Neal Steal-"If he loses to Sho here I'm blaming this crowd! Its Canada's Hero! Not Dustin!"
David Saturn-"Weaver becoming easily distracted very much a mental game at times in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Right and you would call Fa Sho mentally stable?"
David Saturn-"Looks alright to me here this evening...he's only lost 2 matches here in AWR one of which he won fair and square as far as I'm concerned. The second he only made one tiny mistake..."
Sho grabs the ropes to avoid and elbows "Hero" in the face. Sho charges knocking "Hero" to the mat. Sho charges again, leaps over "Hero", another charge sees "Hero" leapfrog and as Sho rebounds again he is hiptossed to the mat! Very technical contest so far but "Hero" needlessly rushes charging at Sho again. Sho grabs "Hero" by the arms, spins behind and applies an abdominal stretch...
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho being completely insulting to Dustin...I mean Canada's Hero this past week. Very disrespectful and classy of Canada's Hero not to respond to such cheap remarks..."
David Saturn-"Yes because Dustin was busy throwing a hissy fit over people refusing to call him Canada's hero..."
Painful if elementary hold and the ref checks on "Hero" who isn't likely to submit to that. "Hero" almost counters out of the hold but suddenly Sho with the backslide...1,2...and a kickout." Uppercut by Sho and he nails "Hero" with another right hand backing him into the corner. Whip to opposite corner and Sho wisely makes sure to sprint at same time instead of pausing then charging like Randal earlier...
David Saturn-"That's how you do it Randal! You follow your opponent closely! You monitor them..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Randal is watching a monitor right now hearing your insulting comments. You deserve it if he comes out here and teaches you a lesson..."
David Saturn-"Like beating up innocent fans? At least Dustin has not resorted to that..."
Sho catches "Hero" with an outstretched arm then repeats the move whipping "Hero" to the opposite corner again. Sho goes for a waistlock but "Hero" resists then elbows Sho in the face. "Hero" quickly delivers a DDT! Good crisp move but "Hero" does not make the cover instead taunting the fans. Sho is quick to his feet anyway clearly surprising "Hero" that his move had virtually no effect...
Neal Steal-"Told you Fa Sho isn't right in the head. Many would have been wise to stay down after that brutal move..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure it hurt more than Sho is showing...no pun intended...but like I said earlier the mental game is very important..."
Neal Steal-"Shame Sho wasn't mentally alert enough to notice that right hand then! Ha ha ha ha ha! Give the champ a hand! Ha ha ha!"
Sho with right hands now and then he charges. However he runs right into a stiff right hand by "Hero" but stays on his feet. "Hero" charges off the ropes but Sho quickly shakes off the effects of that right hand and he plants "Hero" into the mat with a spinebuster! Sho takes a quick breather and is first to his feet pounding on "Hero" with solid right hands. Sho then knees "Hero" hard in the ribs...
David Saturn-"Sho is very aggressive certainly at times Dustin does lack a little bit of ruthless aggression. He's just missing that little bit of killer instinct Sho has always had..."
Neal Steal-"Well that was great instinct he just sent Sho right over the top rope...hey look there's Robert!"
David Saturn-"At least he's on his own no doubt Adkins getting ready for his main event showdown with Slick...wait what's that in Carr's hand!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Sho just got clocked good and proper!"
David Saturn-"Why did Carr do that so blatantly in front of the ref?"
Sho whips "Hero" into the ropes and charges at him but "Hero" manages to backdrop him over the top rope. Suddenly ROBERT CARR is at ringside and he nails Sho in the head with a lead pipe! "Hero" hasn't noticed as he is busy taunting the crowd but looks stunned as the ref calls for the bell! Carr has quickly retreated back up the ramp as "Hero" looks extremely upset at having his title shot ruined but Sho might be out cold!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: FA SHO
Neal Steal-"I don't understand...Sho gets a win on his record now..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...Sho promised Carr a shot next week if he won here tonight. No wonder Carr interfered he came to save his title shot for himself!"
Neal Steal-"Obviously Carr thought Sho was going to lose to Canada's Hero here..."
David Saturn-"Neither man had time to gain a major advantage over the other...Carr is paranoid and he's made sure he gets his shot! Sho won't be too happy about that! We will be back with the main event in just a couple of minutes!"
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From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes this certifiable lunatic!"
Neal Steal-"He had an awful childhood people should have compassion for the suffering he endured at the hands of a lousy Father. You neglected your Dad with Adkins it was the other way around..."
David Saturn-"Too many people blame their upbringings for how they turned out. Then again look at you I thought your Mother would be a complete hag but she was actually a well adjusted, rational human being! Sometimes you just can't blame the parents!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"I said earlier Rattlesnake should not be allowed to breed. I was referring to him as a parent but sometimes its what's produced that advocates mandatory vasectomies! Classic case right here..."
David Saturn-"I've met Slick's parents and they are fine, upstanding Americans. I just hope Slick is in good enough condition to fight..."
Neal Steal-"If he isn't its his stupidity and Maggia's negligence. Tracy certainly won't go easy on him..."
David Saturn-"Slick wouldn't want him to but not to the point of trying to blind someone...."
Neal Steal-"So is RCH watching this then...ha ha ha ha!"
Slick limps down the ramp clearly he is nowhere near 100%. This is however a man who has wrestled injured on numerous occasions and still come out on top. Not to mention he is often giving up size to larger opponents though Adkins is more or less the same size. Slick suddenly charges (a little slowly but still running) and begins pounding on Adkins! Ferocious right hands by Slick and then he rams Tracy face first into the turnbuckle!
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins is going to need Ned's plastic surgeon if he does not stop this!"
Neal Steal-"I haven't seen Slick this intense since someone spilled his drinks during happy hour..."
Adkins is rammed into the turnbuckle over and over! Slick looks like he is keeping his emotions under control he has never been one to show extreme anger though obviously he must be furious. While maybe exaggerating his injuries this past week Slick still isn't 100% so how long will this initial onslaught last? Adkins whipped off the ropes and Slick nails him in the ribs with a baseball bat!
Neal Steal-"That's uncalled for!"
David Saturn-"Its no DQ! Slick asked for it and Tracy agreed they can do what they want. Slick has brought the risk upon himself I guess but there's no excuse for what Adkins did last week and to RCH earlier tonight..."
Adkins drops to the mat gasping for breath. Assorted weapons are all around the ring but Slick resorts to good old fashioned right hands pounding Adkins into the mat. Elbowdrop follows...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Slick pulls Tracy to his feet and knees him hard in the ribs. Slick with more kicks to the ribs followed by a suplex! Slick with another cover...1,2...and another near fall!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Adkins does not just give out punishment he's got great endurance as well!"
David Saturn-"The match hasn't been going on that long. Slick of course defeated Tracy the last time they met one on one...you will remember that night Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Yes that was the night Slop brutally assaulted me..."look at this thug trying to strangle Tracy..."
Slick pulls Adkins back up again and begins choking Adkins over the middle rope. The ref is powerless to stop at 5 but Slick chooses to bashing Adkins over the head with a metal tray. Slick then charges off the ropes and drops his knee right across the throat of Adkins! Thumb right to the eye by Slick and a vicious clothesline! Another cover and another two count and Slick pulls Adkins up...
Neal Steal-"Oh no! I hope they don't come over this way!"
David Saturn-"Looks like that is exactly what they are doing! Not too comfortable myself you're never out of harm's way at ringside especially with a psycho like Tracy in close proximity..."
Slick looks like he is going to ram Tracy into the turnbuckle again but Adkins suddenly elbows Slick in the ribs and manages to toss him to the outside. Slick is a little slower than usual getting up and Adkins picks up a steel chair. Adkins looks like he's going to drive the chair into Slick's ribs but Slick blocks and delivers more right hands! Adkins is rammed head first into the announce table twice...
Neal Steal-"Hey watch my monitor! Slop is trying to destroy my equipment!"
David Saturn-"Unfortunately if that happens you will still be able to see the ring quite easily. We couldn't be any closer we just have to watch the same pictures as the viewers watching at home..."
Slick then goes to whip Adkins into the ringpost but Adkins shoves Slick away hard sending Slick head first into the post instead. We can see this has immediately busted Slick open a wound from last week that has not healed sufficiently. Adkins then rams Slick face first into the ringpost again. Adkins then grabs the chair and drives it down hard right into Slick's throat!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Even that lousy commercial beer he drinks won't soothe that!"
David Saturn-"Adkins would be proud to end Slick's career here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Slop would be ok more time to spend in the bar instead of the gym..."
Slick is gasping for air but might have a crushed larynx after that! Adkins rolls Slick back into the ring and starts laying in kicks and stomps. Adkins then grabs a roll of barbed wire and presses it down right into Slick's forehead! We can hear Slick groaning in pain which we don't hear very often. Adkins pulls Slick to his feet and the ref quickly kicks the barbed wire out of the ring...
David Saturn-"Absolutely sickening..."
Neal Steal-"Slop asked for this he knew what he was getting into..."
David Saturn-"Well after seeing that you would think it couldn't get much worse but what does Adkins have planned now!"
Neal Steal-"Slop has never liked tables...that's why he spent so much time skipping class..."
Adkins sets up a table that has been propped up in the corner. Adkins then whips Slick off the ropes and is looking for a back body drop through the table! Slick however had a few precious moments and manages to kick Adkins in the face! Slick then charges knocking Adkins down with a brutal clothesline! Great impact and another cover..1,2...and Adkins kicks out.
David Saturn-"Oh wait...Slick's leg just caved out from under him there."
Neal Steal-"See Slop can't stay on his feet! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Obviously looks like Slick aggravated something there...not looking good..."
Neal Steal-"You're right...its great!"
Slick tries to get up but suddenly his leg collapses from under him. Maybe Slick has pulled or at least tweaked something there possibly an injury from the beatdown last week. Adkins backs Slick into the corner and delivers multiple forearms to the ribs. Adkins then suddenly spits right in Slick's face! This seems to revitalise Slick (clearly not what Adkins intended)
Neal Steal-"Slop is going to look like the walking dead when this is over...and halloween was last night!"
David Saturn-"Indeed it was Steal your dates are just exemplary...not like anyone knows that is it..."
Slick reverses a whip and Adkins is sent into the opposite corner. Adkins puts on the brakes but turns round right into a solid right hand! Several vicious shots and Slick pushes the ref away as he tries to break things up. Even though its a hardcore match the refs still try to exercise as much control as they can. That brief moment however allows Adkins to deliver a vicious low blow!
Neal Steal-"Right to the grapefruits! Slop might be able to drink himself into oblivion without collapsing but no man can deal with that!"
David Saturn-"John Wayne Bobbit could...did he have it reattached?"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop what an idiot to kick out of that! Obviously the booze clouding his brain..."
That was a brutal kick right to Slick's groin area. Slick collapses to the mat in pain...cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out! Adkins looks pissed and he makes 2 more covers immediately trying to take Slick off guard. Slick however kicks out both times and Adkins picks up a Singapore cane. Adkins tries to use it (obviously) but Slick has once again had slight time to breathe...
Neal Steal-"Don't give the drunk time Tracy!"
David Saturn-"Slick just does not know when to quit even when it might be the right thing to do! Slick fighting for more than just a win here though he's fighting for his career!"
Slick with right hands and then he stomps the hell out of Adkins in the corner! Slick is relentless here and then he whips Adkins off the ropes! Slick scoops Adkins up looking for the DOC-TORE DRIVER but RED RANDAL nails him with a chair from behind! ROBERT CARR follows and all 3 men begin to stomp the hell out of Slick. Meanwhile a symbol begins lowering from the ceiling!
David Saturn-"This is not right! This isn't about winning and losing this is about nothing to do with wrestling!"
Neal Steal-"Slop is going to pay for his SINS! Strap him on good Randal! Make sure that's tight Robert!"
David Saturn-"I don't have a good feeling about this...come on we need help out here!"
The SIN symbol is lowered to the ring and Carr and Randal hoist Slick on their shoulders strapping him to the symbol. Tracy does not look like he cares about the win here but what does he have planned? Maybe just a repeat of last week? Slick is strapped to the symbol as Adkins reaches under the ring. Adkins pulls out a can of petrol...OH MY GOD! Surely he isn't going to do this?
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins can't do this...for goodness sake this is a human being here! Slick isn't an animal!"
Neal Steal-"Well actually that's not true. That's just elitists like you talking Saturn scientists classify the human race as animals and..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! Slick is about to be burned alive here for crying out loud! PLEASE get some help out here immediately!"
Is Slick about to be set alight here? Even Carr and Randal look like they might try and talk Adkins out of it. Adkins looks totally insane as seven hooded men in robes begin making their way to the ring. They must be followers of Adkins and clearly some kind of ritual is going on here. Adkins poses in front of Slick petrol still in his hand as suddenly RCH3 rushes into the ring!
David Saturn-"RCH3 is here! Come on RCH! Nail the sick son of a bitch!"
Neal Steal-"That didn't last long! Slop is about to be turned into exactly that!"
David Saturn-"I...I...just can't watch this..."
Neal Steal-"Where the hell are you going!"
RCH3 however is overpowered instantly as Carr and Randal beat him down to the mat! The hooded men even get a few kicks in! Meanwhile DAVID SATURN has picked up his chair and he charges into the ring! Randal however nails Saturn with a chair and Carr and Randal stomp Saturn and throw him over the ropes. Adkins begins to remove the top from the petrol can...suddenly the lights go out!
Neal Steal-"Its Super SATURN! Ha ha ha ha! Wait what happened to the lights? Mr Royal wouldn't save Slop...this happened a couple of weeks back..."
The lights come back on and a man is in the ring wearing a black sweatshirt and hood! Clearly however this isn't one of the robed men and he has a beer bottle in hand! Beer bottle right to the face of Carr sending him flying out of the ring! Randal then charges but runs right into a CHOKESLAM! Boots to Randal and then he is thrown right over the top rope! Brutal landing!
Neal Steal-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then the man throws back his hood....ITS BIG BAD B-MAN!!! The crowd go absolutely BERSERK! The hooded men start to attack but B-Man lays out one with a vicious clothesline! Another gets a brutal big boot to the face! B-Man grabs the baseball bat used earlier and begins nailing all the robed men in sight! One shot after another as B-Man is destroying these men here!
Neal Steal-"Please tell me I'm not seeing this sorry sight! Wake me up from this nightmare!"
The robed men finally begin to crawl away as Adkins suddenly comes up from behind and nails B-Man with a chair. B-Man simply turns around and CHOKESLAMS Adkins into the mat! B-Man then grabs the barbed wire and cuts Slick loose with it! B-Man places Slick on top of Adkins! The ref having avoided all this carnage somehow makes the count...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
Neal Steal-"This is one of the blackest nights in professional wrestling! These two bar room thugs...are back together! How much more damage is going to be done by Roberto Maggia!"
The crowd erupts as B-Man hoists Slick on his shoulders! Carr and Randal and the robed men have all ran away up the ramp! Adkins tries to get to his feet again and this time Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! Slick calls for the beers and the Badd Boyz toast then pour the beer right over the face of Tracy Adkins! If anything causes Tracy pain its having beer poured on him!
Neal Steal-"NO NO NO! This is horrific...a travesty! The AWR has become polluted! I never thought I would see this again...this can't be happening! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Steal is almost crying at ringside as Saturn is up to his feet a wide grin on his face! B-Man and Slick climb to the top turnbuckles posing for the rabid crowd! What a night this has been...the BADD ALLIANCE are together AGAIN!!!
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COMMENTATORS
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As CRASH TV comes on, “Say Hello” blares over the PA system. Anthony Royal appears on the stage in a custom suit and expensive sunglasses. As usual, he holds his AWR Championship belt high above his head and struts to the ring. He looks much more at peace than the last time we saw him. He hops up on the ring apron and enters the ring. He removes the glasses, holds his belt in the air and begins to speak
[red] Royal: [/red] "Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please keep your irrelevant opinions to yourselves and shut your mouths, the man who, once again, is STILL YOUR WORLD CHAMPION, has something to say."
The crowd boos Royal relentlessly. He waits for the boos to die down to a point where he can at least be heard and continues to speak.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Like I said he would do, RCH3 failed you all. You put all your hope in a clown, and, surprise, surprise, he disappointed you."
More boos.
[red] Royal: [/red] "But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. For about a month now, I’ve been badmouthing one Silvio Megala."
The crowd jeers the mention of Silvio.
[red] Royal: [/red] "You see, I thought Silvio was trying to screw me over since this company reopened, so I called him out on it. I told him to come to Royal Flush and face me like a man, and I was expecting a battle, but what I saw was a sad sight. I will admit, apparently, I was wrong about where Silvio’s allegiance lies. But that man that showed up at Royal Flush was not Silvio Megala. That man…that thing that showed up at Royal Flush was a sniveling little shell of what Silvio Megala used to be. I know you’re here Silvio, and we need to talk, so please, come on out here."
After a few moments, Silvio appears on stage to the boos of the crowd. Surprisingly, Silvio is making his way to the ring void of entrance music.
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue] "Usually all kinds of pomp and circumstances when Silvio arrives, but here tonight, he doesn’t even get entrance music!"
[green] Neal Steal: [/green] "What in the world is going on?"
Silvio walks down the entrance ramp with his head lowered, not showing the confidence, or more accurately, arrogance, that he usually displays.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Thanks Silvio, and first let me apologize, because it’s clear that I had you wrong. But what I saw at Royal Flush Silvio, that’s not you. Roberto Maggia whispers something in your ear and you tuck tail and leave? The Silvio I know would have hired somebody to destroy Roberto for even getting that close to you, but you actually listened? What is this Silvio? What kind of blackmail is this? What does he have on you?"
No answer from Silvio.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Come one Silvio, just let it out now. Look at everything you have been through, and you’ve always bounced back. Besides, you know as well as I do that, whatever that little bastard has on you, he’s not going to keep it to himself forever. It’s going to come out. He’s going to reveal it to all these mongrels, so why not do it yourself Silvio. Why not just let it out now, get back the dignity that Roberto stripped away from you and get this damn company back on track. Silvio, you are one of the strongest, bravest, most honorable men I know, and if there’s anyone that can bounce back from any tragedy, no matter how large, it’s you. It’s Silvio Megala. So end this charade. Do what’s right for you, do what’s right for this company, and by God Silvio, do what’s right for your champion."
Royal and the capacity crowd wait with baited breath for Silvio’s response. It looks as if he’s about to speak, but Roberto Maggia interrupts him.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Hang on gentlemen. I know that you’ve got some catching up to do, but there’s plenty of time for that, but here tonight, we have a show."
Maggia enters the ring.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Mr. Royal, for weeks you’ve been accusing Silvio of trying to screw you, and for weeks I’ve told you that I am running this show. In fact, the only decision Silvio has made around here is hiring Rusty Axel as head of talent relations in an attempt to embarrass me and make me look bad. Too bad Silvio, because Rusty is so incompetent that he can’t even do a good job of doing a bad job."
The crowd laughs at this as Silvio looks a bit embarrassed.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Now Silvio, I need to talk to my champion, so I’m going to ask you to leave my ring."
The crowd pops as Royal and Silvio protest.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Silvio…leave…my…ring!"
Begrudgingly, Silvio does as he is told. He hangs his head and walks about the stage. After a moment of stunned silence, the crowd pops. A shot of Saturn and Steal so they appear to be speechless at Silvio’s obedience. Royal’s facial expression is a mixture of shock and fury. Before he can say anything, Maggia addresses him.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Mr. Royal, congratulations on the retention of your championship. You must be very proud of a DQ win. But you see, a DQ isn’t the way the main event of a Pay-Per-View should end. When main events end that way, people stop paying to watch, and this company loses money. Because of that, I’ve had to go all out for our next Pay-Per View, and you will defend that championship in that Pay-Per-Views main event. Have a great night champ."
Roberto starts to leave, but Royal interrupts him, smirking as he speaks.
[red] Royal: [/red] "Umm, esteemed leader, I think you forgot something. Like, ya know, who my opponent is."
A huge smile creeps across Roberto’s face.
[purple] Maggia: [/purple] "Oh no champ, I didn’t forget anything. You see, you will find out who your opponent is, when everyone else does. As I said, have a great night."
The crowd pops huge at the announcement as Royal absolutely loses it in the ring.
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue] What a huge announcement by Roberto Maggia! Royal will put his gold on the line against a mystery opponent at our next Pay-Per-View event!
[green] Neal Steal: [/green]"This isn’t fair! Mr. Megala needs to do something!"
[blue] David Saturn: [/blue]"Are you kidding me!? Did you not see what just happened? Silvio is clearly in no position to do anything!"
Neal Steal-"I don't understand why Mr Megala is listening to this ingrate Maggia..."
David Saturn-"Well to anyone who possesses a reasonable degree of intellect unlike yourself its obvious Megala is being blackmailed!"
Neal Steal-"Maggia has no right to treat Mr Megala like this..."
David Saturn-"Silvio has trouble with the federal government in the past as relates to his US business activities. Maybe Maggia has unearthed some new stuff..."
Neal Steal-"That was all lies Mr Megala walked out of court vindicated as an innocent man!"
David Saturn-"Many believe it would have been a different story had star witness former IWG and NIWF wrestler Kash appeared. Slave labour, drug trafficking, gangster activity all charges brought against Megala Enterprises..."
Neal Steal-"It was LIES!"
David Saturn-"We will be back in a moment..."
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David Saturn-"...so if it was lies why is Megala so worried?"
Neal Steal-"It was a smear campaign by jealous rival businessmen like Kash and others. Mr Megala had a very expensive trial last time and he simply does not want to have to pay vast legal costs simply to prove his innocence..."
David Saturn-"How would you know? We are simply guessing perhaps Maggia was sent as a mole by the federal government! Young whizzkid who would have suspected him? He's clearly dug up some dirt on Silvio! Now I'm guessing I'm just excited by the thought of someone finally bringing the Megala Empire down..."
Neal Steal-"How dare you! I hope Mr Megala sues Maggia and the other behind this disgraceful campaign! Mr Megala has done nothing wrong!"
David Saturn-"Well whatever it was Megala has never looked as defeated and helpless as he looked tonight! Lets get to the action!"
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From the Dark Forest....RCH...3333333333!!!
Neal Steal-"Here he comes the latest opponent vanquished by Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Ah yes because it was SUCH a convincing victory!"
Neal Steal-"RCH tried to cheat Mr Royal out of the title and it backfired on him!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"Red Randal did not wrestle at the PPV but certainly had a rough night..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed he was brutally assaulted by Fa Sho for no reason..."
David Saturn-"Plus the chair shot by Dustin Weaver a receipt from a few weeks ago. Power v cunning here that is for sure..."
Slow lockup as Randal seems cautious about taking a reckless approach against the unorthodox hatchet warrior. Randal grabs the arm, twists on it and applies a side headlock. Maybe Randal should have tried to ground RCH first as a weardown hold won't work in a standing position so early in the matchup. RCH shoves Randal away, Randal rebounds off the ropes and knocks RCH down with a shoulder charge.
David Saturn-"Randal nothing but a bully as was evident this past week when he assaulted an innocent fan..."
Neal Steal-"They deserved a beating look at these idiots here in Fresno..."
David Saturn-"Our best wishes go out to those fans on the East Coast I'm glad we were fortunate enough to have been booked for this arena weeks back here in California. AWR been touring California on our untelevised events all week..."
Neal Steal-"What do you mean by "our" best wishes? I don't wish the idiot fans on the East coast any good luck..."
David Saturn-"I'm talking about all the staff backstage and some of the decent human beings who compete in the ring every week! Some of them have family Steal of course you wouldn't know anything about that since your own can't stand you!"
Randal charges off the ropes again, RCH drops down and as Randal rebounds again this time RCH avoids with a leapfrog. Randal rebounds a third time and RCH catches him with a solid boot to the face! Big hiptoss by RCH takes the heavier Randal down to the mat and Randal runs right into another as he gets to his feet. Randal stupidly then runs into a third straight hiptoss...
David Saturn-"There goes Randal! 2012 mastermind of the year!"
Neal Steal-"I think Randal got poked in the eye he couldn't see where he was going..."
David Saturn-"He knows exactly where he is going...well the direction at least!"
Completely reckless wrestling by Randal who then almost cowers in the corner looking worried. Randal slowly gets to his feet as RCH waves an imaginary hatchet (apparently the real one has still not been returned after the theft) Randal slowly gets to his feet and both men circle the ring. Another lockup and side headlock by RCH but Randal manages to shove RCH away.
David Saturn-"Randal should just stick to the power for now. We saw some technical improvement against Royal but that brief show of actual finesse has quickly evaporated..."
Neal Steal-"RCH just has a face you want to punch at every opportunity you can't blame Randal for taking such a physical approach..."
David Saturn-"All wrestling bouts are physical..."
RCH charges back but Randal does what he does best and knocks RCH to the mat with another shoulder charge. RCH whipped into the corner and Randal perhaps learning from recent contests does not recklessly charge forward. RCH does charge, Randal ducks a clothesline and connects with a series of solid right hands. RCH fights back with rights of his own and a big right knocks Randal to the mat!
Neal Steal-"Too physical for you Saturn? That elbow to the throat by RCH there?"
David Saturn-"No it just helps to mix up your offence from time to time. Randal needs to really brush up on his technique..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Rusty will help him out whenever he needs it..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is even worse! At least Randal's shots can cause damage Rusty is just a cheap shot artist and a second rate brawler!"
Elbow to the throat by RCH...1,2...and a kickout by Randal who then slowly gets to his feet as RCH preys over him. RCH whips Randal into the ropes, Randal ducks a clothesline, ducks another and then spins around and unleashes a ferocious clothesline! That could have taken the head off RCH who recklessly charges back and Randal clotheslines him to the mat again..."
Neal Steal-"See that! See that Saturn did you see what RCH just did right there!"
David Saturn-Yes I saw it and RCH made a timing error. Not as repeatedly as Randal does however...
Neal Steal-"I hope RCH knows the clocks change in a few days! What time is it in the dark forest?"
David Saturn-"I don't know Steal..."
Neal Steal-"I hope that dark forest was on the East coast I hope RCH's cabin was destroyed by the hurricane! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Its a national emergency you're making light of you idiot! Is there no limit to you being a complete and utter jackass! Good grief!"
RCH is up and Randal with a rake to the eyes (blatantly) followed by a backbreaker. RCH whipped into the corner and yet again Randal makes the mistake of recklessly charging and RCH moves! When will he learn? Randal "accidentally" knocks out the referee with a loose elbow. Suddenly SIN come running down to the ramp. Carr is up on the apron and RCH knocks him down with a right hand...
Neal Steal-"That's uncalled for!"
David Saturn-"SIN have no business being out here!"
Neal Steal-"I was referring to RCH hitting Carr for no reason..."
David Saturn-"Yes I know and I just ignored you..."
Tracy then gets onto the apron and he is knocked down as well! Carr however grabs RCH by the legs and Randal follows. All 3 men pound on RCH as Tracy has something in his hand. Randal and Carr grab RCH by the arms and Tracy moves his hand forwards...and a FIREBALL hits RCH in the face! Carr and Tracy roll RCH back into the ring as Randal follows...
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins is out of control! He just threw fire at RCH! Get some help out here!"
Neal Steal-"No doubt a bucket of water may have washed away all that ugly paint but fire certainly will remove it! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"SHUT UP! RCH could have been blinded you fool! Stop the match!"
RCH is somehow trying to get to his feet but Randal quickly delivers the RED PYTHON!!! The ref is now up and Randal makes the cover...1,2...3!!! Biggest win of Randal's career but extremely tainted by the interference of Carr and Adkins! RCH writhes on the mat that fireball may well have blinded him!
WINNER BY PINFALL: RED RANDAL
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! RCH just lost the match! How do you feel about that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Fuck the match! I'm just worried RCH may have been blinded here! Adkins is sick! He's a maniac!"
Neal Steal-"How do you like your RCH? Medium or extra crispy!"
David Saturn-"This is a dreadful way to start the evening. We will be back in a few moments hopefully that fire did not penetrate the eye..."
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of the fireball attack on RCH. We then cut to a shot of Al Walters taking to Slick who is holding his bags having only just arrived at the building. As we can't hear their conversation presumably Walters is telling Slick what just happened...
David Saturn-"I'm sure Slick would have been out to assist RCH had he been here..."
Neal Steal-"This is why it was right to have Rusty installed as head of talent relations! He's always on time and he demands the same from his wrestlers. Slop should be reprimanded here if he had shown up sooner RCH wouldn't have been injured..."
David Saturn-"SIN take full responsibility. How on earth can you blame Slick not being here earlier for what just happened? You're a pathetic excuse for a human being!"
Neal Steal-"Well hopefully Slop will now stop being a prima donna and show up when most of us do. Doubt it though he's always been known for tardiness..."
David Saturn-"SIN are the ones out of order here its got nothing to do with Slick as anyone with a brain knows. I believe Maggia has insisted the medics get RCH out of the building and to a medical facility though I heard he initially refused to leave..."
Neal Steal-"That sums up what an idiot RCH is..."
David Saturn-"He has guts something you know nothing about...Slick will face Adkins later tonight and of course he suffered a vicious beating at the hands of SIN last week. I just hope we don't see something worse than what we have witnessed already..."
VS
From Savannah, Georgia, Rusty...AXEL!!!
Neal Steal-"I really love this theme...does it not bring a tear to your eye Saturn?"
David Saturn-"It is a good theme. Should have saved it for someone more deserving..."
Neal Steal-"Here comes that vulgar Rattlesnake..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake going to be taught some good ol' fashioned manners here! Rusty is from the South they have values where he's from..."
David Saturn-"Maybe they do I'm sure Savannah is a fine place even if Rusty comes from there. Pittsburgh is fine and that's where Royal comes from...not to mention Silvio's hometown Milan which is one of the worlds greatest cities. So no negative reflection on those places..."
Neal Steal-"Where do you come from?"
David Saturn-"Texas"
Neal Steal-"No surprise there then I thought you would come from somewhere like that."
Not too much of a clash in styles here though Rattlesnake is certainly quicker and does not usually resort to any mat wrestling. Rusty talks some trash at Rattlesnake who for once does not actually curse back. Rattlesnake simply smirks and then both men lock up. Rusty backs Snake into the ropes but Snake reverses it then curses right in Rusty's face (that didn't last long!)
David Saturn-"So where do you come from Steal...then again don't mention it. I know I said there should be no reflection on a place due to people who come from there but you're an exception..."
Neal Steal-"I disliked the place where I grew up and I'm not going to give them a mention here...no free publicity from me..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure they are grateful...chops there by Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Nice and traditional! Good ol' fashioned offence!"
Big chops here by Rusty who again reverses his position. Rusty takes Snake into the centre of the ring and delivers a very slow paced backbreaker. Rusty isn't quite up to speed with the 21st century (or even the last 2 decades of the 20th) but that just about did the job. Cover by Rusty...1,2...and Rattlesnake kicks out with force! Both men are up and Rusty looks like he's going for a neckbreaker...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Oh that's something to be proud of! Good ol' fashioned rasslin right there!"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake won't be producing more foul mouthed kids after a kick like that! People like Rattlesnake should be given mandatory vasectomies he's unfit to breed..."
David Saturn-"Good thing it isn't up to you to judge then..."
Rusty however low blows Snake with the back of his boot! The ref didn't see it and presumably that cheating is the move of a crafty veteran in Rusty's mind. The ref must have thought Snake broke loose as Rusty begins delivering slow motion chops. Snake reverses a whip, Rusty charges back and Snake damn near knocks Rusty's head off with a clothesline! Welcome back to action Rusty!
David Saturn-"That might knock some sense into Rusty but I doubt it."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake is trying to turn this into a brawl instead of the classic catch as catch can style used by Rusty...I bet Rusty will tie him in knots on the mat soon..."
David Saturn-"Rusty has barely used a wrestling hold in his life! Look what he's done in this match punches, kicks and a low blow. Oh and a backbreaker so there's an actual move..."
Snake isn't exactly about finesse either and he elbowdrops Rusty across the throat. Snake pulls Rusty to his feet and clubs him across the back before ramming him head first into the turnbuckle. Stomps now by Snake and Rusty avoids further stomps by rolling to the outside. Snake follows but Rusty is on his feet and punches Snake in the chest then rakes Snake across the eyes...
David Saturn-"More classic moves there by Rusty he's really putting on a clinic..."
Neal Steal-"What you fail to understand is he's just trying to help Rattlesnake. Humiliating him won't help him learn this is tough love by Rusty but not too tough..."
David Saturn-"Rusty is so out of touch words do not describe it..."
Neal Steal-"You're in your 40's why are you discriminating against Rusty due to his age?"
David Saturn-"He was crap when he started and he hasn't improved since!"
Great quality ol' fashioned rasslin right there by Rusty Axel. Rusty rams Snake head first into the barrier and then Rusty climbs onto the apron. Rusty looks like he's about to jump off but seems to be having second thoughts. Clearly this is too high risk by Rusty's standards and the delay costs him as Rattlesnake pulls him down to the mat! Rusty hits the back of his head on the apron...
David Saturn-"Might cause a concussion for some but not Rusty..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed but not Rusty that head is rock solid..."
David Saturn-"...and empty..."
Snake scoops Rusty up and rams him back first into the ringpost! The kidneys will take a battering from that and Snake goes to whip Rusty into the steps. Rusty however manages to reverse ramming Snake into the steps instead knocking the ref down as well! Snake holds his back as Rusty picks up a steel chair borrowing from Red Randal's playbook there. Rusty raises the chair and bashes Snake right over the head!
David Saturn-"Oh come on! How are you going to try and justify that then Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Its all about teaching Rattlesnake a bit of respect. Rattlesnake only has himself to blame he's brought out the hardcore in Rusty here. If there's anyone you don't want to upset its old Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Hope Rusty didn't choose tricks last night I'm begging him to come up with some new offence..."
Rusty then argues with the crowd who react with boos to the move. It was Rusty after all who promised to bring back good ol' fashioned rasslin right from the 70's. Not that weapon attacks never happened then and Rusty climbs up to the apron. Rusty jumps off clubbing Snake across the back...Rusty raises his hands in an aeroplane motion obviously believing he's pulled off a breathtaking aerial stunt...
Neal Steal-"Soaring through the air! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No its Rusty Axel! Yahoo!"
David Saturn-"You would think he had just pulled off a quadruple asai moonsault or something ridiculous by the way he's celebrating! It did knock Rattlesnake down though..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly so give the head of talent relations some credit for once!"
Rusty gets back into the ring as Snake is down on the ground. The ref is back up as well as Rusty headbutts Snake before charging off the ropes. Rusty ducks a clothesline but runs right into a shoulder charge as he rebounds again! Big elbowdrop by Snake...1,2...and a kickout! Snake pulls Rusty back up and delivers a powerslam...1,2...and Rusty kicks out again...
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake better find out the proper vocab for medical terms because he's going to need some after Rusty is finished with him!"
David Saturn-"There's Jason Howard...what business has he got out here? Rattlesnake of course beating Jason at Royal Flush...Howard of course used to flushes with that IBS..."
Rattlesnake pulls Rusty back up again looking for the STUNNER but JASON HOWARD suddenly leaps onto the apron. Howard is in the ring and the ref immediately calls for the bell...that will be a no contest decision then?
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"Referee calling for the bell immediately. Obvious that Howard was going to hit Rattlesnake but then again Jason might have blamed Rusty for that error last week..."
Neal Steal-"Come on beat some manners into him! 2 of the best mannered, decent human beings in AWR beating down this foul mouthed thug!"
Howard then attacks Snake as expected and both men pound Snake into the mat. Howard reaches into his jeans and pulls out a bar of soap. Rusty holds Snake down as Howard kicks Snake hard in the face. Snake is down and Howard stuffs a bar of soap right into Snake's mouth! Howard is trying to stuff the soap right down Snake's throat! Snake looks pissed as we hear his mumbled cursing but Rusty is holding him back...
David Saturn-"I know we have seen worse here tonight but Rattlesnake is being humiliated here! Then again Rusty and Howard shouldn't be proud of this two on one here..."
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake not used to soap...he hates it as much as Tracy hates beer. Bad hygiene in Rattlesnake's case..."
David Saturn-"What a pathetic hire Rusty was he's blatantly biased here..."
Rusty then pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and hands then to Jason. Even Rusty couldn't screw that up and Howard nails Snake right in the face with the knucks! The crowd loudly boo but suddenly a gigantic man enters the ring...is it "Humphrey Saturn" returning? Nope its none other than PLAYBOY PETE! Right hand to Rusty and Howard charges furiously but Pete punches him as well. Both men rise to their feet but Pete throws them both over the top rope!
Neal Steal-"Where's the security! How could you miss that fat oaf! I thought that was your Dad for a moment again Saturn..."
David Saturn-"There's a reminder for Howard from Pete! Yet another returnee to the AWR!"
Neal Steal-"Pete is nothing to celebrate this is going to bring the quality of rasslin right down in AWR. Thank God Mr Royal, Robert Carr and Rusty are here..."
Howard looks like he's about to run back into the ring as Pete grabs his ass mocking Howard. This battle will have to wait however as Rusty persuades Howard to follow him back up the ramp.
David Saturn-"Coming up next Fa Sho in action!"
Neal Steal-"Don't forget Canada's favourite son!"
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VS
From Toronto, Ontario...Canada's...HERO
David Saturn-"Here comes Dustin!"
Neal Steal-"Stop trying to provoke him! No wonder he refused to speak to awr.com this past week these fans should be grateful he showed up tonight!"
David Saturn-"I'm sure more of them came to see Fa Sho than to watch Dustin wrestle..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
David Saturn-"Fa Sho looks good with that title belt around his waist! Just a shame it wasn't the world title as many believe he deserved..."
Neal Steal-"Shame for Fa Sho is everytime he has to look in the mirror and see that belt he knows he's second best..."
David Saturn-"In many ways the CRASH title may prove to be as tough as the World Cahmpionship. This belt has to be defended on Tv every week with very fee exceptions. Fa Sho of course actually winning it at a PPV which isn't mandatory for the belt to be defended at such events..."
Sho looks to be focused tonight in his first CRASH title defence as "Hero" argues with the crowd. Lockup and Sho quickly reverses a wristlock and spins behind "Hero" which "Hero" then reverses. Sho is armdragged to the mat but leaps to his feet and grabs "Hero" by the arm. Sho attempts a short arm clothesline, "Hero" ducks and spins behind Sho looking for a belly to back suplex...
David Saturn-"Fa Sho can wrestle virtually all styles. Dustin will have to look for more of that high flying offence though his form has been very mixed..."
Neal Steal-"If he loses to Sho here I'm blaming this crowd! Its Canada's Hero! Not Dustin!"
David Saturn-"Weaver becoming easily distracted very much a mental game at times in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Right and you would call Fa Sho mentally stable?"
David Saturn-"Looks alright to me here this evening...he's only lost 2 matches here in AWR one of which he won fair and square as far as I'm concerned. The second he only made one tiny mistake..."
Sho grabs the ropes to avoid and elbows "Hero" in the face. Sho charges knocking "Hero" to the mat. Sho charges again, leaps over "Hero", another charge sees "Hero" leapfrog and as Sho rebounds again he is hiptossed to the mat! Very technical contest so far but "Hero" needlessly rushes charging at Sho again. Sho grabs "Hero" by the arms, spins behind and applies an abdominal stretch...
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho being completely insulting to Dustin...I mean Canada's Hero this past week. Very disrespectful and classy of Canada's Hero not to respond to such cheap remarks..."
David Saturn-"Yes because Dustin was busy throwing a hissy fit over people refusing to call him Canada's hero..."
Painful if elementary hold and the ref checks on "Hero" who isn't likely to submit to that. "Hero" almost counters out of the hold but suddenly Sho with the backslide...1,2...and a kickout." Uppercut by Sho and he nails "Hero" with another right hand backing him into the corner. Whip to opposite corner and Sho wisely makes sure to sprint at same time instead of pausing then charging like Randal earlier...
David Saturn-"That's how you do it Randal! You follow your opponent closely! You monitor them..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Randal is watching a monitor right now hearing your insulting comments. You deserve it if he comes out here and teaches you a lesson..."
David Saturn-"Like beating up innocent fans? At least Dustin has not resorted to that..."
Sho catches "Hero" with an outstretched arm then repeats the move whipping "Hero" to the opposite corner again. Sho goes for a waistlock but "Hero" resists then elbows Sho in the face. "Hero" quickly delivers a DDT! Good crisp move but "Hero" does not make the cover instead taunting the fans. Sho is quick to his feet anyway clearly surprising "Hero" that his move had virtually no effect...
Neal Steal-"Told you Fa Sho isn't right in the head. Many would have been wise to stay down after that brutal move..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure it hurt more than Sho is showing...no pun intended...but like I said earlier the mental game is very important..."
Neal Steal-"Shame Sho wasn't mentally alert enough to notice that right hand then! Ha ha ha ha ha! Give the champ a hand! Ha ha ha!"
Sho with right hands now and then he charges. However he runs right into a stiff right hand by "Hero" but stays on his feet. "Hero" charges off the ropes but Sho quickly shakes off the effects of that right hand and he plants "Hero" into the mat with a spinebuster! Sho takes a quick breather and is first to his feet pounding on "Hero" with solid right hands. Sho then knees "Hero" hard in the ribs...
David Saturn-"Sho is very aggressive certainly at times Dustin does lack a little bit of ruthless aggression. He's just missing that little bit of killer instinct Sho has always had..."
Neal Steal-"Well that was great instinct he just sent Sho right over the top rope...hey look there's Robert!"
David Saturn-"At least he's on his own no doubt Adkins getting ready for his main event showdown with Slick...wait what's that in Carr's hand!"
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Sho just got clocked good and proper!"
David Saturn-"Why did Carr do that so blatantly in front of the ref?"
Sho whips "Hero" into the ropes and charges at him but "Hero" manages to backdrop him over the top rope. Suddenly ROBERT CARR is at ringside and he nails Sho in the head with a lead pipe! "Hero" hasn't noticed as he is busy taunting the crowd but looks stunned as the ref calls for the bell! Carr has quickly retreated back up the ramp as "Hero" looks extremely upset at having his title shot ruined but Sho might be out cold!
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION: FA SHO
Neal Steal-"I don't understand...Sho gets a win on his record now..."
David Saturn-"Wait a moment...Sho promised Carr a shot next week if he won here tonight. No wonder Carr interfered he came to save his title shot for himself!"
Neal Steal-"Obviously Carr thought Sho was going to lose to Canada's Hero here..."
David Saturn-"Neither man had time to gain a major advantage over the other...Carr is paranoid and he's made sure he gets his shot! Sho won't be too happy about that! We will be back with the main event in just a couple of minutes!"
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VS
From Black River Falls, Wisconsin...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
David Saturn-"Here comes this certifiable lunatic!"
Neal Steal-"He had an awful childhood people should have compassion for the suffering he endured at the hands of a lousy Father. You neglected your Dad with Adkins it was the other way around..."
David Saturn-"Too many people blame their upbringings for how they turned out. Then again look at you I thought your Mother would be a complete hag but she was actually a well adjusted, rational human being! Sometimes you just can't blame the parents!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"I said earlier Rattlesnake should not be allowed to breed. I was referring to him as a parent but sometimes its what's produced that advocates mandatory vasectomies! Classic case right here..."
David Saturn-"I've met Slick's parents and they are fine, upstanding Americans. I just hope Slick is in good enough condition to fight..."
Neal Steal-"If he isn't its his stupidity and Maggia's negligence. Tracy certainly won't go easy on him..."
David Saturn-"Slick wouldn't want him to but not to the point of trying to blind someone...."
Neal Steal-"So is RCH watching this then...ha ha ha ha!"
Slick limps down the ramp clearly he is nowhere near 100%. This is however a man who has wrestled injured on numerous occasions and still come out on top. Not to mention he is often giving up size to larger opponents though Adkins is more or less the same size. Slick suddenly charges (a little slowly but still running) and begins pounding on Adkins! Ferocious right hands by Slick and then he rams Tracy face first into the turnbuckle!
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins is going to need Ned's plastic surgeon if he does not stop this!"
Neal Steal-"I haven't seen Slick this intense since someone spilled his drinks during happy hour..."
Adkins is rammed into the turnbuckle over and over! Slick looks like he is keeping his emotions under control he has never been one to show extreme anger though obviously he must be furious. While maybe exaggerating his injuries this past week Slick still isn't 100% so how long will this initial onslaught last? Adkins whipped off the ropes and Slick nails him in the ribs with a baseball bat!
Neal Steal-"That's uncalled for!"
David Saturn-"Its no DQ! Slick asked for it and Tracy agreed they can do what they want. Slick has brought the risk upon himself I guess but there's no excuse for what Adkins did last week and to RCH earlier tonight..."
Adkins drops to the mat gasping for breath. Assorted weapons are all around the ring but Slick resorts to good old fashioned right hands pounding Adkins into the mat. Elbowdrop follows...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Slick pulls Tracy to his feet and knees him hard in the ribs. Slick with more kicks to the ribs followed by a suplex! Slick with another cover...1,2...and another near fall!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Adkins does not just give out punishment he's got great endurance as well!"
David Saturn-"The match hasn't been going on that long. Slick of course defeated Tracy the last time they met one on one...you will remember that night Steal..."
Neal Steal-"Yes that was the night Slop brutally assaulted me..."look at this thug trying to strangle Tracy..."
Slick pulls Adkins back up again and begins choking Adkins over the middle rope. The ref is powerless to stop at 5 but Slick chooses to bashing Adkins over the head with a metal tray. Slick then charges off the ropes and drops his knee right across the throat of Adkins! Thumb right to the eye by Slick and a vicious clothesline! Another cover and another two count and Slick pulls Adkins up...
Neal Steal-"Oh no! I hope they don't come over this way!"
David Saturn-"Looks like that is exactly what they are doing! Not too comfortable myself you're never out of harm's way at ringside especially with a psycho like Tracy in close proximity..."
Slick looks like he is going to ram Tracy into the turnbuckle again but Adkins suddenly elbows Slick in the ribs and manages to toss him to the outside. Slick is a little slower than usual getting up and Adkins picks up a steel chair. Adkins looks like he's going to drive the chair into Slick's ribs but Slick blocks and delivers more right hands! Adkins is rammed head first into the announce table twice...
Neal Steal-"Hey watch my monitor! Slop is trying to destroy my equipment!"
David Saturn-"Unfortunately if that happens you will still be able to see the ring quite easily. We couldn't be any closer we just have to watch the same pictures as the viewers watching at home..."
Slick then goes to whip Adkins into the ringpost but Adkins shoves Slick away hard sending Slick head first into the post instead. We can see this has immediately busted Slick open a wound from last week that has not healed sufficiently. Adkins then rams Slick face first into the ringpost again. Adkins then grabs the chair and drives it down hard right into Slick's throat!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Even that lousy commercial beer he drinks won't soothe that!"
David Saturn-"Adkins would be proud to end Slick's career here tonight..."
Neal Steal-"I'm sure Slop would be ok more time to spend in the bar instead of the gym..."
Slick is gasping for air but might have a crushed larynx after that! Adkins rolls Slick back into the ring and starts laying in kicks and stomps. Adkins then grabs a roll of barbed wire and presses it down right into Slick's forehead! We can hear Slick groaning in pain which we don't hear very often. Adkins pulls Slick to his feet and the ref quickly kicks the barbed wire out of the ring...
David Saturn-"Absolutely sickening..."
Neal Steal-"Slop asked for this he knew what he was getting into..."
David Saturn-"Well after seeing that you would think it couldn't get much worse but what does Adkins have planned now!"
Neal Steal-"Slop has never liked tables...that's why he spent so much time skipping class..."
Adkins sets up a table that has been propped up in the corner. Adkins then whips Slick off the ropes and is looking for a back body drop through the table! Slick however had a few precious moments and manages to kick Adkins in the face! Slick then charges knocking Adkins down with a brutal clothesline! Great impact and another cover..1,2...and Adkins kicks out.
David Saturn-"Oh wait...Slick's leg just caved out from under him there."
Neal Steal-"See Slop can't stay on his feet! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Obviously looks like Slick aggravated something there...not looking good..."
Neal Steal-"You're right...its great!"
Slick tries to get up but suddenly his leg collapses from under him. Maybe Slick has pulled or at least tweaked something there possibly an injury from the beatdown last week. Adkins backs Slick into the corner and delivers multiple forearms to the ribs. Adkins then suddenly spits right in Slick's face! This seems to revitalise Slick (clearly not what Adkins intended)
Neal Steal-"Slop is going to look like the walking dead when this is over...and halloween was last night!"
David Saturn-"Indeed it was Steal your dates are just exemplary...not like anyone knows that is it..."
Slick reverses a whip and Adkins is sent into the opposite corner. Adkins puts on the brakes but turns round right into a solid right hand! Several vicious shots and Slick pushes the ref away as he tries to break things up. Even though its a hardcore match the refs still try to exercise as much control as they can. That brief moment however allows Adkins to deliver a vicious low blow!
Neal Steal-"Right to the grapefruits! Slop might be able to drink himself into oblivion without collapsing but no man can deal with that!"
David Saturn-"John Wayne Bobbit could...did he have it reattached?"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop what an idiot to kick out of that! Obviously the booze clouding his brain..."
That was a brutal kick right to Slick's groin area. Slick collapses to the mat in pain...cover...1,2...and Slick kicks out! Adkins looks pissed and he makes 2 more covers immediately trying to take Slick off guard. Slick however kicks out both times and Adkins picks up a Singapore cane. Adkins tries to use it (obviously) but Slick has once again had slight time to breathe...
Neal Steal-"Don't give the drunk time Tracy!"
David Saturn-"Slick just does not know when to quit even when it might be the right thing to do! Slick fighting for more than just a win here though he's fighting for his career!"
Slick with right hands and then he stomps the hell out of Adkins in the corner! Slick is relentless here and then he whips Adkins off the ropes! Slick scoops Adkins up looking for the DOC-TORE DRIVER but RED RANDAL nails him with a chair from behind! ROBERT CARR follows and all 3 men begin to stomp the hell out of Slick. Meanwhile a symbol begins lowering from the ceiling!
David Saturn-"This is not right! This isn't about winning and losing this is about nothing to do with wrestling!"
Neal Steal-"Slop is going to pay for his SINS! Strap him on good Randal! Make sure that's tight Robert!"
David Saturn-"I don't have a good feeling about this...come on we need help out here!"
The SIN symbol is lowered to the ring and Carr and Randal hoist Slick on their shoulders strapping him to the symbol. Tracy does not look like he cares about the win here but what does he have planned? Maybe just a repeat of last week? Slick is strapped to the symbol as Adkins reaches under the ring. Adkins pulls out a can of petrol...OH MY GOD! Surely he isn't going to do this?
David Saturn-"Good God! Adkins can't do this...for goodness sake this is a human being here! Slick isn't an animal!"
Neal Steal-"Well actually that's not true. That's just elitists like you talking Saturn scientists classify the human race as animals and..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! Slick is about to be burned alive here for crying out loud! PLEASE get some help out here immediately!"
Is Slick about to be set alight here? Even Carr and Randal look like they might try and talk Adkins out of it. Adkins looks totally insane as seven hooded men in robes begin making their way to the ring. They must be followers of Adkins and clearly some kind of ritual is going on here. Adkins poses in front of Slick petrol still in his hand as suddenly RCH3 rushes into the ring!
David Saturn-"RCH3 is here! Come on RCH! Nail the sick son of a bitch!"
Neal Steal-"That didn't last long! Slop is about to be turned into exactly that!"
David Saturn-"I...I...just can't watch this..."
Neal Steal-"Where the hell are you going!"
RCH3 however is overpowered instantly as Carr and Randal beat him down to the mat! The hooded men even get a few kicks in! Meanwhile DAVID SATURN has picked up his chair and he charges into the ring! Randal however nails Saturn with a chair and Carr and Randal stomp Saturn and throw him over the ropes. Adkins begins to remove the top from the petrol can...suddenly the lights go out!
Neal Steal-"Its Super SATURN! Ha ha ha ha! Wait what happened to the lights? Mr Royal wouldn't save Slop...this happened a couple of weeks back..."
The lights come back on and a man is in the ring wearing a black sweatshirt and hood! Clearly however this isn't one of the robed men and he has a beer bottle in hand! Beer bottle right to the face of Carr sending him flying out of the ring! Randal then charges but runs right into a CHOKESLAM! Boots to Randal and then he is thrown right over the top rope! Brutal landing!
Neal Steal-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then the man throws back his hood....ITS BIG BAD B-MAN!!! The crowd go absolutely BERSERK! The hooded men start to attack but B-Man lays out one with a vicious clothesline! Another gets a brutal big boot to the face! B-Man grabs the baseball bat used earlier and begins nailing all the robed men in sight! One shot after another as B-Man is destroying these men here!
Neal Steal-"Please tell me I'm not seeing this sorry sight! Wake me up from this nightmare!"
The robed men finally begin to crawl away as Adkins suddenly comes up from behind and nails B-Man with a chair. B-Man simply turns around and CHOKESLAMS Adkins into the mat! B-Man then grabs the barbed wire and cuts Slick loose with it! B-Man places Slick on top of Adkins! The ref having avoided all this carnage somehow makes the count...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
Neal Steal-"This is one of the blackest nights in professional wrestling! These two bar room thugs...are back together! How much more damage is going to be done by Roberto Maggia!"
The crowd erupts as B-Man hoists Slick on his shoulders! Carr and Randal and the robed men have all ran away up the ramp! Adkins tries to get to his feet again and this time Slick delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER! Slick calls for the beers and the Badd Boyz toast then pour the beer right over the face of Tracy Adkins! If anything causes Tracy pain its having beer poured on him!
Neal Steal-"NO NO NO! This is horrific...a travesty! The AWR has become polluted! I never thought I would see this again...this can't be happening! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Steal is almost crying at ringside as Saturn is up to his feet a wide grin on his face! B-Man and Slick climb to the top turnbuckles posing for the rabid crowd! What a night this has been...the BADD ALLIANCE are together AGAIN!!!