Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 8, 2012 21:22:11 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #21
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David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where tonight Roberto Maggia has promised an earth shattering announcement!"
Neal Steal-"Whatever it is Mr Megala isn't going to tolerate this disgraceful behaviour much longer! Mr Royal won't be here tonight in Louisville but we will have the pleasure of speaking to him via satellite..."
David Saturn-"The CRASH Title will be on the line as Fa Sho gives Robert Carr a rematch...wait here come SIN right now..."
SIN walk down the ramp to a round of boos. Red Randal is absent due to flight delays but is expected to make it in time to team with Tracy against the Harris Bros later tonight. Carr takes a swipe at a fan who just ducks out of the way in time. Once they reach the ring the music stops and Robert Carr takes a mic.
Robert Carr
"If you small brained morons don't mind could we please ask you to shut up. I know your small brains probably can't comprehend what shut up means but try to think real hard even though I know it will be hard for some of you."
This causes the crowd too boo louder and chant Ass Hole. Carr has to wait before he can speak . Finally once again there is some quiet.
Robert Carr
You all thought that SIN was dead and long gone. Well guess what? We are still here and if you think shit hit the fan last week you better hold onto your hats tonight. Its going to be very interesting. I am the former CRASH Television Champion and soon will be again after tonight. Fa Sho you are in store for the beating of your worthless life. You bragged about beating me twice. Thats fine with me but the third time for me will be a charm with you. Your title run is going to be cut short here tonight. Once again Robert Carr will become the CRASH Television Champion and once again I will bring respect and dignity to the CRASH title. I am the champion of the peoples choice. Before I forget I just want to send out my condolences to Slick. I hope your feeling better....NOT! Stupid Son of a bitch! By the way B man you better not show your face here tonight or so help me I will personally bury you right here on crash television. I dont know who you think you are but you have no business messing in SIN affairs so you better just stay away and we will not hurt you.
Robert laughs and passes the Mic over to Tracy Adkins. Tracy brushes his hand threw his hair as the fans begin an asshole chant again.
Rusty hands the Mic to Tracy Adkins. Tracy brushes his hand through his hair as the crowd begin another asshole chant.
Tracy Adkins
Let the pain begin and the pleasure will release all your anger. At Baddlands lets make this title shot also an inferno match! Slick last week you only saw the tip of the punishment and pain I can dish out. Big Bad B-Man you will soon learn the meaning of true, unrelenting pain! Let be written...let it be said.......Death rides a white horse and the dark man soon cometh and will take you down in the inferno of hell.
The crowd erupt at the challenge SIN have just made to the Badd Boyz as they leave the ring! Are we going to see a tag team inferno match at Baddlands? That will send buys through the roof!
David Saturn-"Good God! I know Maggia has an earth shattering announcement but Adkins may have eclipsed him here! What a proposal!"
Neal Steal-"B-Man won't accept that so soon after returning. I don't think Slick will either they won't risk their lives in the ring...unless its for a lifetime supply of beer..."
David Saturn-"Its not something to joke about! Knowing the Badd Boyz like I do they will accept! No doubt about it...wait there's Jason Howard. Don't know why we are seeing a random shot of him but lets take a look anyway..."
We cut backstage where we see Jason Howard in the locker room making the final preparations for his match. Somebody knocks on the door and as Jason answers a delivery man hands him a giftwrapped box. Jason looks intrigued and almost pleased clearly under the belief that it may be a gift from a fan. Not that Jason has many of them...
Jason opens the box and as he looks into it he yells out "PETE" in anger! Jason storms out of the room and the camera zooms into the box revealing a roll of toilet paper.
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David Saturn-"We are back and as you can see Jason just received a little present!"
Neal Steal-"That wasn't funny it was the usual infantile behaviour we have come to expect from Pete. Its obvious he's the one who sent Jason that...Rusty will be all business in the ring. There won't be anything to laugh about for Pete in a few moments or Snake for that matter."
As Rusty's music stops he calls for a mic...
Rusty Axel-"Why don't you people watch your mouths? You're all as foul tongued as that dirty Rattlesnake and that no good sex hound Playboy Pete. That Snake with his mouth and Pete out here gyrating his mounds of flab. What a disgrace those two are. Then you got those girls.....those half naked girls....well you know petes girls.....well if old rusty had them here well.....he would sit them down and ......well I would probably give them a good talking too.....or maybe even a spanking......yeah thats it! Old Rusty would spank the respect back into them and then ......well then I would probably .............send em to my room...well not my room but ....too.....oh never mind i think you all know what Old Rusty is thinking and trying to say here."
The crowd seem bemused by Rusty's ramblings
Rusty Axel-"As for Rattlesnake and Fat Pete myself and Jason Howard will shut those two up tonight in a good ol' fashioned rasslin match just like Tracy Adkins did to slick last week. Did you see the rasslin ability and science Tracy used on old Slick? Well you are going to see that same rasslin science with Old Rusty and Jason as we systematically take Snake and Playboy apart. Jason hates Pete and I Hate Snake so we are going to settle it like men used to do. With our knuckles and our ring skills. The better team will prevail and that will be me and Jason right here tonight. No doubt about that."
David Saturn-"I guess Rusty is very adept in one skill related to this business...talking complete trash!"
Neal Steal-"That's your forte...at least you're the best at something!"
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Rusty and Jason brought some soap with them. Pete may not need his mouth washed out with it but he looks like he needs to clean himself up a bit..."
David Saturn-"Looks clean enough to me..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not talking about dirt! He's a fat, sweaty pig. The only way he could beat Rusty is if he drowns him in sweat...in Rusty's day Pete wouldn't have been passed by the athletic commission medicals."
David Saturn-"Ah yes not like there were any fat guys around in the late 70's...nobody had a beer gut back then..."
Neal Steal-"Rise above it Jason! Just look at the dignity Jason is showing here. This obese moron is trying to mock Jason but he isn't rising to the provocation..."
David Saturn-"Its alright for Jason and Rusty to mock Pete's size as much as they want though?"
Neal Steal-"Pete does not mind that. Its almost like he's proud of looking like Skull's lovechild..."
David Saturn-"Oh so you're mocking Skull now even though he's not here? They don't look similar facially at all and Pete has darker skin than Skull did..."
Neal Steal-"At least Skull belonged in the ring which is more than could be said for this oaf..."
Looks like Pete and Jason are going to start things off. Jason seems to be taking deep breaths trying to keep himself calm. Pete grabs his ass to try and taunt Howard who instead of charging recklessly goes for the lockup. Jason spins behind Pete and actually manages to takedown the big man! Jason talks some trash in Pete's face...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You da man Jason!"
David Saturn-"That wasn't very dignified now was it?"
Neal Steal-"Look at that Saturn...an armbar now that's a good old fashioned move..."
David Saturn-"...and a boring one..."
Jason applies an armbar as Pete is back up to his feet. Jason goes for a headlock but as Pete goes to block Howard slips behind again. Jason tries to roll Pete up for a pin but he leaves his chest exposed to a buttdrop! Pete lands right on Jason's chest! Pete does not go for the cover instead pulling Jason up by the arms and powerbombing him into the mat!
Neal Steal-"How did he manage that? I would have thought Jason would have slid away from all the grease on Pete's body..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Rusty is leering over at Pete's women..."
Neal Steal-"He is not! Wonder where he found them...probably Hooters or some other high class establishment...
David Saturn-"Hmmmmm...actually Maggia is going to start having sponsors mentioned on the shows soon and Hooters is one of them!"
Neal Steal-"What!"
Pete certainly has the strength advantage and he isn't slow footed despite his weight either. Jason of course still holds the quickness advantage. Pete pulls Jason up to his feet and tags in Rattlesnake who delivers a kick to the ribs. Uppercut from Snake who then lays in a stomp and a solid punch to the face. Jason has been backed into the corner...
Neal Steal-"Well you can read that one out Saturn. There's no way I'm personally endorsing a place like Hooters..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure no company would want to be endorsed by the likes of you!"
Neal Steal-"It could tarnish my image even by association! Mr Megala must be disgusted!"
Snake goes to whip him to the opposite side. Jason blocks the whip but Snake stops the reversal and delivers a backbreaker to Jason who clutches his back in pain. Cover by Snake...1,2...and Jason kicks out. Snake pulls Jason up to his feet but Jason again reverses the whip. This time Snake does not stop the reversal and he is nailed with an elbow as he charges back.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Rusty! Here comes a legend standing tall after all these years in the biz!"
David Saturn-"BAH GAWD! What a stunning aerial move that was right there by Rusty! His feet actually left the ground for a second on his own terms!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty walks on water in this business its such a privilege that we are getting to see him compete before our very eyes..."
Rusty then tags in and drops an elbow on Snake before taunting the crowd as if he just pulled off a death defying move. Rusty talks some trash to Snake as he pulls him to his feet then whips him off the ropes. Snake charges back, ducks a clothesline and on the second rebound ducks by sliding through Rusty's legs. Snake tags in Pete who charges but Rusty ducks the clothesline.
David Saturn-"I heard Rusty is going to look at some new talent soon. Guess there will be a mixed bag here in AWR with Maggia and Rusty both making hires..."
Neal Steal-"It is Maggia responsible for the return of the Harris Brothers and Pete of course. Very poor hires indeed..."
Guess it isn't too hard to see when Pete is charging at you. Rusty charges back and Pete goes for a hiptoss! Rusty blocks the move by resorting to a classic rasslin move...a cheap thumb to the eye. Rusty then clotheslines Pete to the mat! Rusty tags Jason back in and Pete also tags in Snake! Both men charge at each other...Lou Thesz Press!
David Saturn-"Lou Thesz Press! Is that old fashioned enough for you Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"I don't think Thesz did it in such a flamboyant way. It was more modified..."
David Saturn-"Where's that proof of Thesz v Rusty then? Or the other 10,000 people he's supposedly wrestled? I'm surprised he hasn't said he's wrestled a bear yet..."
Snake is pounding on Jason here and then he curses in his face. Snake pulls Jason back up, whip reversed and Rusty grabs Snake's foot and pulls him to the outside! Snake grabs Rusty and rams him head first into the announce table. Snake loses his temper and begins choking Rusty with a cable, The ref calls for the bell as Pete and Jason brawl in the ring...
WINNER: RUSTY AXEL AND JASON HOWARD
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rattlesnake lost his temper! That's why you should have listened to Rusty for guidance you fool!" Ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's the one who shoved soap in his mouth for Pete's sake...no pun intended!"
Neal Steal-"Only to teach him a lesson...how dare these officials block Rusty from destroying Rattlesnake here..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Rusty and Jason are the ones retreating to me...we will be back in a few moments!"
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The scene opens in one of the arena skyboxes where we see Silvio sitting alone. He seems to be quietly contemplating his thoughts when suddenly a man bursts in...
Man-"What's this? I need to use the crapper!"
Silvio looks up in astonishment...
Silvio Megala-"The great Silvio Megala begs your pardon?"
Man-"The crapper there's one in here I was told..."
Silvio points over towards a door...
Silvio Megala-"Are you referring to the private ensuite lavatory?"
Man"Is that it?"
Silvio Megala-"Yes not that its any of your business! This skybox and ensuite lavatory is for the billion dollar emperor's personal usage so it is obligatory that you leave!"
Man"No it isn't..."
Silvio Megala-"Yes it is you fool! Does this plush furniture look like the entrance to a public lavatorial facility? Now get out of the room this instant!"
Man-"Well Roberto Maggia told me and some other backstage workers we can use this toilet...I'm bursting!"
The man rushes past Silvio and into the ensuite bathroom. Silvio shakes his head in disgust as he sits back down. Just as he picks up a newspaper (International Herald Tribune) and begins to read it another man bursts in...
Another Man-"Hey this does not look like a bathroom..."
Silvio Megala-"GET OUT!"
The scene cuts to a shot of a laughing Saturn and a disgusted Steal...
Neal Steal-"This is an outrage! Maggia is letting these common arena workers use Mr Megala's private bathroom!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Its not funny! Mr Megala does not let anybody use his private bathroom either at home or in places like this! He's very big on sanitation..."
David Saturn-"Well hopefully Silvio cleaned up then don't want that guy to catch anything..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's hygiene is exemplary! Imagine the germs those people will leave! Maggia is a disgrace!"
David Saturn-"I just hope Jason won't need to use it now he's gone backstage!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! I'm fed up of this infantile schoolboy toilet humour from you and others here tonight. It is not funny!"
David Saturn-"Depends on the circumstances. Anything that angers Megala is good with me! Anyway we better cut backstage for the street fight!"
Neal Steal-"Well let's get back to a more adult tone shall we? Lets have some sophistication here..."
David Saturn-"Nothing sophisticated about street fights..."
Neal Steal-"It will be the most sophisticated street fight you will ever see when Robert wipes the floor with Fa Sho!"
We cut to the parking lot area for the street fight between Robert Carr and Fa Sho. Of course the CRASH Title is on the line. We see Carr make his way into the parking lot first and he immediately begins yelling at some fans. There isn't much security between Carr and the fans and he has already come close to hitting one tonight. Carr starts yelling for Sho...
Neal Steal-"Looks like Fa Sho has chickened out here..."
David Saturn-"Sho will strike at any...there he is!"
Neal Steal-"Coward!"
Suddenly Sho charging at Carr from behind! Sho nails Carr in the back of the head! Of course Carr nailed Sho in the back of the head with a lead pipe last week. Sho looks slightly deranged as he rams Carr face first into a steel door. Another right hand by Sho and then he rams Carr head first into a car bonnet. Another clubbing blow to the head...
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins couldn't beat Robert in a hardcore match and that's his speciality. Fa Sho is out of his league..."
David Saturn-"That tremendous insight brought to you just as Sho nails Carr in the ribs with that 2 x 4..."
Neal Steal-"Well the fans might enjoy this gratuitous violence but Carr will weather this initial assault admirably..."
Sho picks up a 2 x 4 and rams it into Carr's ribs! Carr begins begging for some mercy but Sho has been relentless here thus far. Sho goes for another shot but Carr grabs a trash can and drives it into Sho's chest. Quick move there by Carr and he then bashes Sho over the head twice. Sho is staggered but manages to stay on his feet as Carr mocks the fans watching again.
David Saturn-"A few fans have gone to watch this up close..."
Neal Steal-"They shouldn't be allowed back in for the main event..."
David Saturn-"Carr maybe is beginning to weather the initial assault but Sho looked possessed in the early moments..."
Carr rams Sho head first into a door again and then they begin to walk up some stairs where more cars are located. Carr picks up a large metal bar and rams it into Sho's chest really knocking the wind out of the champion. Carr bashes Sho twice across the back with it but Sho suddenly screams and jumps to his feet! We are certainly seeing the crazier side of Sho tonight.
Neal Steal-"You keep calling Carr a whiner and Adkins insane. Look at Sho he's certifiable...the man's a maniac..."
David Saturn-"He's never tried to set someone on fire though...unless he's ever been in an inferno match that is..."
Neal Steal-"You keep looking at that phone. Tell me when the drunks chicken out..."
Sho delivers right hands to Carr really hammering on him. Sho picks up another 2 x 4 (assorted weapons have deliberately been left in the area) and breaks it over Carr's back! Sho walks around dragging Carr along with him and then whips him hard into a wall! That is solid concrete and Carr certainly felt it as he clutches his back. Sho moves forward but Carr has something in his hand...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Didn't see that Sho did you! Think you're superior do you?"
David Saturn-"He certainly does...Carr won't get another shot while Sho is champion if he loses tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Slam him on the concrete"
Carr nails Sho with a right hand sending him sprawling. It looks like Carr had a roll of quarters in his hand. Carr curses as he drops the quarters on impact and they go over the edge down to the lower portion of the parking lot. Sho crawls along as Carr looks for more weapons but then decides to nail Sho with another right hand.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Great minds think alike! I suggested that..."
David Saturn-"Well actually you suggested a slam..."
Neal Steal-"Not much difference..."
David Saturn-"Coming from the pedantic prince..."
Multiple right hands and then Carr suplexes Sho on the concrete! Brutal move as Sho bounces off the floor. Carr goes back down the steps looking for more weapons as Sho crawls after him struggling to his feet as he reaches the bottom...Carr is lying in wait with another metal bar, swings...and misses! Sho managed to block the shot at the last moment!
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! You can't let this maniac get another win!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho has had enough of Robert Carr and I think he's about to warn him off once and for all!"
Then he rakes Carr across the eyes! Sho tries to choke Carr over a ledge as Carr writhes and tries to break loose. After a few moments however it looks like Sho has just completely choked Carr out with his bare hands! That was like a MMA chokehold by Sho there! Probably would have been illegal in the ring but not a no holds barred street fight!
WINNER BY KNOCKOUT: FA SHO!!!
David Saturn-"He made Carr tap out...now he's choked him out!"
Neal Steal-"Pathetic excuse for a champion...now what is he doing..."
David Saturn-"Well...maybe this is going a touch overboard..."
Sho then gets into a parked car as Carr is still lying unconscious! It looks like Sho is about to try and run Carr over! Sho has an insane look in his eyes and drives the car towards Carr at full speed! Carr is just starting to come to his senses and he tries to dive out of the way! As Carr leaped forward however it looked like the bonnet caught him on the knee!
Neal Steal-"Grand theft auto and attempted vehicular homicide! What the hell are we watching here!"
David Saturn-"CRASH Tv!"
Neal Steal-"Get Fa Sho out of here! A night in the cells...maybe throw away the key! Robert should press charges..."
David Saturn-"Carr has done worse than this not that I condone what Fa Sho just tried to do..."
Carr yells in pain clutching his knee as Sho demands the referee hand over his CRASH belt. Sho then walks over to Carr and pulls him to his feet before nailing him in the head with the belt! Carr goes sprawling back to the floor as Sho walks away grinning at his dominance over Carr here. After this Carr might not be challenging Sho again for a while!
David Saturn-"Well I think Sho has proven himself a cut above Carr..."
Neal Steal-"A couple of fluke wins that's all..."
David Saturn-"He's beaten Carr decisively every single time...we will be back...wait my phone is beeping!"
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As we return to CRASH TV David Saturn is standing at the announce table with a mic in hand...
David Saturn-"I just received a text from the Badd Boyz and they have accepted the inferno match at the PPV!"
Saturn sits back down...
Neal Steal-"So how do you feel about Slop and B-Drunk accepting then?
David Saturn- Can't say I'm thrilled about that but there's no way either of them will turn down a challenge...
Neal Steal-"You think they will lose! Admit it Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Anything can happen in an inferno match! Its not a straight up brawl otherwise I would be predicting Badd Boyz all the way. One slip however...I just don't want either of them set on fire! Surely even you can understand that?"
Neal Steal-"So you want Randal and Tracy set on fire then? You're sick Saturn...
David Saturn-"Not exactly I never want to see any human being set alight. There's no pleasure to be gained from an inferno match. However Tracy is the one who made the challenge and that may just backfire on him...
Neal Steal-"Was that pun intended?"
David Saturn: "And now from his home in Pittsburgh, we bring you the AWR Champion, Anthony Royal."
The tron comes to life and we see Anthony Royal sitting on a leather couch by a blazing fireplace in his personal library. Even in the comfort of his home, he is well dressed. The AWR championship is resting on his shoulder.
David Saturn: "Well obviously the champ and I aren't each other’s favourites but I hope we can be professional about this interview, so let’s get started. Last week, Roberto Maggia…"
Suddenly, Neal Steal interrupts.
Neal Steal: For goodness sake Saturn show some respect! Mr. Royal, thank you for taking this time to talk with us and welcoming us into your home, which is absolutely beautiful might I add.
Royal: Thank you Neal. Good thing we have you behind the desk to add some class to the broadcast.
Neal blushes at the compliment while David rolls his eyes with a nauseated look on his face.
David Saturn: Anyways, last week Roberto Maggia announced that at our next Pay-Per-View event, Baddlands, you will defend that championship on your shoulder against a mystery opponent. Can I get your thoughts?
Royal: David, you know as well as I know what this is. Another attempt to screw me. Another attempt to take this championship away from me, not by way of skill, but by way of politics and abuse of power. Roberto is a spoiled little brat who blackmailed his way into power and is now using that power to wrest this championship away from me. But guess what, just like Mitt Romney couldn't oust Obama from the white house, Bob Maggia will not oust me from my camp at the top of the AWR mountain.
David Saturn: But a mystery opponent, doesn't that concern you? I mean, you’ve made a lot of enemies within this industry, aren’t you afraid maybe a ghost from your past could come back to haunt you.
Royal: That’s laughable David. Did you see who Roberto sent at me to take this title last time? A clown, a freaking clown. Who could he possibly have this time? It’s going to be a scrub, a bum, a common piece of trash, and I’m going to wipe the floor with them much like I do with everyone else who dares step into the ring with me. Roberto Maggia is trying his dandiest to screw me, but he will fail. Let’s all just hope his big announcement tonight is that he is resigning and giving power back to its rightful owner, the great Silvio Megala.
David rolls his eyes. After all, it was just a few weeks ago that Royal accused Silvio of trying to screw him and saying some less than flattering things about the Billion Dollar Emperor. However, David holds his tongue, knowing that Royal is via satellite now, but he will likely be live and in person next week.
Royal: Now, unlike you poor guys, I don’t have to spend the night in that toilet bowl of a city that you are in tonight, so I’m going to attend to some business. I’m so sorry for you Neal. I hope the rest of this night goes fast and you can get the hell out of that crap heap. And as for you David, go screw yourself.
Royal laughs as the feed cuts off.
David Saturn: Well there you have it from our champion.
Neal Steal-"At last some sophistication here tonight! Even you couldn't drag that segment down Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Roberto Maggia still scheduled to make his major announcement but we have one more match to go! Here come the Harris Brothers!"
VS
Neal Steal-"The thug Brothers of Rattlesnake who of course all come from the same place. It should be called Dartmouth, Canada...I thought Rattlesnake resided in Texas?"
David Saturn-"He did but then he moved back to Canada again..."
Neal Steal-"A shame we have only had poor representatives from Canada in the ring here tonight. No Canada's hero unfortunately...."
David Saturn-"Doubt anyone has even noticed his absence until you mentioned it..."
David Saturn-"Well Randal made it here shortly after the opening match. Certainly he's had a little time to prepare..."
Neal Steal-"Probably those ridiculous security measures they have. I will not be subjected to another electronic strip search!"
David Saturn-"That won't be a pretty sight even when its computer generated..."
Tracy yells at Randal ordering him to start the match. Randal looks irritated as it appeared he was going to start off anyway. Bret decides to start ahead of Matt and both men lock up. Randal breaks the lockup with a rake to the eyes then he scoops Bret up and slams him into the mat! Stomps by Randal and Adkins gets a right hand in too...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha! What an idiot! You just made it worse for your Brother! Fool!"
David Saturn-"Not exactly a match of brains here...well Adkins is intelligent just utterly warped..."
Matt Harris tries to enter the ring which only makes things worse as the ref is now distracted. Randal holds Bret as Adkins chokes him across the apron. Randal then physically tosses Bret across the ring and he tags in his brother Matt. What a huge man Matt Harris is and Randal stupidly challenges Matt to a test of strength. Randal certainly is strong...
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Not going to mention that Steal are you? Foolish move by Randal..."
Neal Steal-"Randal is strong he could take this beanstalk anytime...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Another great prediction there!"
However he certainly isn't as strong as Matt Harris. Matt easily shoves Randal to the mat and Randal charges back at him. Headbutt by Matt who whips Randal into the corner. Big chops now by Matt and Randal moans in pain at the impact. Matt whips Randal into the corner and goes for a charge. Perhaps reflecting on his recent mistakes Randal moves at the last moment...
David Saturn-"Wow looks like Randal has remembered something...Matt Harris making that mistake this week. Perhaps Randal will finally learn..."
Neal Steal-"He's coming over here...I'm gonna tell him what you just said..."
David Saturn-"Well he only has to watch a replay and he can hear everything he wants..."
Red then tags in Adkins. Adkins goes to work on Bret. As Adkins is working over Bret Red decides to get off the ring apron and goes to sit at the broadcast table. Adkins hasn't noticed as he quickly takes out the knee of Matt Harris. Stomps to the knee now by Adkins who then yells over at Randal to get back on the apron. Randal ignores him maybe upset at being yelled at earlier...
David Saturn:"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be helping your maniac partner?"
Red Randal: Shut your mouth Saturn or I might just decide to kick your ass again! Adkins has this whole thing under control. Nice upper cut there by Adkins too.
Neal Steal:"Shut up Saturn and leave thhe man alone. He's not bothering you. Red can not only wrestle but he is talented enough to do commemtary at the same time. Now that's real talent Saturn."
Matt Harris grabs Tracy from behind and physically drags him into the corner. He tags in Bret who begins laying in kicks and stomps to Adkins. Bret goes to whip Adkins to the opposite corner and Adkins hits the turnbuckle back first. Short arm clothesline by Bret and as Tracy staggers forwards Bret delivers a backbreaker and quickly goes for the cover...
David Saturn:"Well you just made it in time for your match. If you hadn't Adkins would have been in real trouble."
Red Randal:"Are you kidding Adkins can take both of these guys with his eyes closed. You all saw what happened to your hero boy last week the Hatchet Warrior. He's been put out of action! I sure scalped that jerk! What an easy win that was. Just as easy as this weeks match will be. Watch carefully and you will witness me and Tracy Adkins beat the hell out of the Harris brothers tonight. Just like we are going to do to those two jerks at Baddlands.
Neal Steal-"Try and roast B-Man if you can I want his return to be as short and unsweet as possible!"
The ref makes the count...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Bret whips Adkins back into the corner and tags in his brother Matt again. Matt grabs Tracy and delivers three consecutive headbutts as he holds Adkins upright. Tracy crumples to the mat and Matt yells at Randal to get back into the action. As the ref looks towards the announce table too Adkins delivers a low blow...
David Saturn: Speaking of Baddlands how do you think you and Adkins will fare in that inferno match for the titles?
Red Randal: Those two jerks don't have a chance in hell. This is going to be.........inferno match? What inferno match?
Neal Steal-"Tracy didn't mention it?"
David Saturn: The inferno match your partner Tracy Adkins requested tonight while you were on your way to the show.
Red Randal: Hey I ain't fighting in no inferno match. I didn't sign up for that shit."
Tracy begins to stomp on Matt Harris again trying to work on the knee, Tracy grabs Matt by the leg it appears he is looking to apply a submission of some kind. Showing tremendous leg strength Matt manages to kick him away! Adkins charges back off the ropes...clothesline! Matt begins to stomp on Tracy who keeps trying to get to his feet but is kept down with more stomps...
David Saturn: Are you afraid Red...the Badd Boyz have accepted..."
Neal Steal: Of course he's not afraid Saturn. Now shut up talking that way.
Red gets up and jumps back up on the apron. He is trying to gets Adkins attention who is being battered by Matt Harris. Red seems upset and he then grabs a chair. Red enters the ring and bashes Matt in the head with the chair. Bret rushes in and Red nails him with the chair too. Refs come out and quickly separate the two teams and the Harris Bros are led back up the ramp...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION : HARRIS BROTHERS
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers pick up the win...probably not how they would have liked it but a win is a win I guess. Wait now what's going on!"
Neal Steal-"If Robert hadn't been choked out he would be calming this situation without a doubt..."
Tracy shoves Randal clearly angered by the disqualification. Not sure why as Tracy hasn't exactly cared about winning matches in the past. He's always been more interested in hurting people as Randal just tried to do to the Harris Bros. As Tracy continues yelling Randal yells back at him that he won't be in the inferno match. Tracy looks furious and Randal foolishly turns his back and starts to walk away...
David Saturn-"Vicious chairshot by Adkins! Even his own associates can't turn their backs on him!"
Neal Steal-"Oh no you can't let SIN fall apart now Tracy! Not when you have to fight the Badd Drunks!"
Tracy picks up the chair and bashes Randal with it in the head of the head. Tracy goes to the outside as Randal tries to stagger to his feet. Tracy reaches underneath and pulls out a blowtorch...oh no! Maybe Tracy was upset because he wanted to weaken the Harrises enough to use the blowtorch on them. Now it looks like he will use it on his own teammate!
David Saturn-"MY GOD!"
Neal Steal-"What is Adkins doing?"
Tracy slowly stalks Randal with the blowtorch then points it right between his eyes. Randal looks like a deer caught in the headlights. He is absolutely frozen in fear. Randal begins begging as Tracy has a sick grin on his face. The camera zooms in further as we hear Randal beg but Adkins hand is on the switch. Randal could be on flames in one second...
Neal Steal-"Enjoying this aren't you Saturn? You got nailed with a chair by Randal last week now he's about to be set on fire...you're sick..."
David Saturn-"I don't want this at all! He hit me with a chair does not mean I want to see this...lets cut away from this..."
Neal Steal-"These security might stop it..."
Security are out to the ring but they might only be able to limit the damage. Tracy ignores the security as they yell for him to stop. The camera zooms in further as we hear Tracy talking up close to Randal...
Tracy Adkins-"Step into the inferno at Baddlands Randal. You have no choice otherwise the flesh will burn from your bones here tonight! You live only to die for me!"
Randal is actually sobbing now and then he nods clearly agreeing that he will risk the inferno at Baddlands instead. Adkins drops the blowtorch and the moment he does security surround him. The AWR must surely punish Tracy Adkins here! Randal follows Tracy and the security up the ramp still looking shaken by his ordeal here.
David Saturn-"He's got to be fired for this. Let him wrestle in the inferno match and then that should be it for Adkins. The guy should be in an institution..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunate for Randal but spare a thought for Mr Megala who's about to be subjected to more blackmail..."
David Saturn-"HE WAS ALMOST SET ON FIRE YOU MORON! How can you compare that to what Silvio is having to deal with?"
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy let Randal go...maybe Maggia will have second thoughts too. Maybe he intends to apologise and resign with grace..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's going to shock the foundations of Megala's world! We will be right back in a moment!"
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As we return to CRASH TV, Roberto Maggia is in the ring, presumably ready to make his announcement.
Neal Steal: Let’s see what this brat has to say.
Maggia: Have you enjoyed yourself tonight?
The crowd cheers.
Neal Steal: Pandering to these morons.
David Saturn: Please shut up!
Maggia: Now I hate to bring you all down, but I have some business to attend to and, unfortunately, I’m going to have to call Silvio Megala to the ring.
The crowd boos and Roberto chuckles.
Maggia: Well come on Silvio, you heard me, get down here.
Silvio slowly makes his way to the ring, once again, without music. He gets in the ring with a solemn expression on his face as Maggia continues speaking.
Maggia: Now, being in charge of the AWR is pretty great. I love giving these fans what they want. But I feel like I deserve a little more.
Silvio looks stunned at this. Without a mic, you can barely hear Silvio say "What more could you possibly want."
Maggia: I’m so glad you asked. You see Silvio, you’re the head of a billion dollar enterprise, and well, I want a share of that. I mean, I’d say I deserve a share of the AWR, wouldn’t you Silvio?
Silvio looks physically ill.
Maggia: In fact, I think I deserve more than a little share, I think I deserve 50% of this company!
The crowd explodes. Silvio seriously looks like he is about to vomit as Neal has taken his headset off and is throwing a hissy fit at ringside.
Maggia: Yeah, splitting the company 50/50 sounds fair to me, so that’s what’s going to happen, and if it doesn’t Silvio, well, gee, I don’t even have to say it, do I? I assume you’re quite aware of the repercussions. So what do you say Silvio, do we have ourselves a deal?
Roberto extends his hand to Silvio, he has turned a ghostly shade of white. He appears to be frozen in shock.
Maggia: Okay fair enough. This is a life altering decision and it is simply unjust of me to expect you to make it in such a short period of time, so, I’ll give you until Crash TV next week. And on that show, you will come down to this ring and give me what it is I want, or all will be revealed. Is that a deal?
Once again, Roberto extends his hand. Silvio snapped out of his frozen state and looks as if he is about to accept the deal to make his decision in 7 days, but all of a sudden...
Bangarang” by Skrillex hits and the CRASH Champion Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny makes his way to the ring. Silvio and Roberto both looks confused by his presence. He enters the ring and demands a mic.
Sho: Sorry to interrupt gentlemen, but I have something to say. Ladies and gentlemen... Your Crash Champion is here to tell you of quite a travesty that is taking place in this business.
Maggia and Silvio continue to look confused. Silvio, however, looks a bit relieved that the attention is momentarily off of him.
Sho: I have beaten everyone put in front of me, except Royal. I have been screwed, and he has been lucky. We all know who the real contender for the belt should be. Now we all know who it is, even though it has been revealed to be a mystery.
Sho: Silvio... You have done some pretty low things in your life, but this might take the cake.
Silvio’s brief moment of peace quickly evaporates as Sho has put the attention squarely back on him.
Sho: I don't know what you and Maggia are doing, but I don't like it one bit. You are abusing your power, and I don't know how long I can stand for that. None of these people want to see you in action, they love me. They want to see me get that shot I rightfully deserve. I have beaten every viable contender on my way back to the top.
Maggia and Silvio both frantically try to explain that they are in no way in cahoots, but Sho talks over them.
Sho: Yet, you can just walk right in and just take a shot for yourself? That isn't how it works! I don't care who you are, you need to earn your shot. I will not rest until this has been taken care of. I am not a happy man, and you all should know that I am not a good person when I am not happy.
Sho looks slightly unhinged now and begins closing in on Silvio and Maggia, looking as if he’s ready to snap. Suddenly Maggia shoves Silvio in Sho’s direction. Sho reacts, catching Silvio and drilling him with SHOTIME!
David Saturn: Sho Time to Silvio!!! Kris Destiny just drilled Silvio Megala with Sho Time!
Neal Steal: Ahh, he can’t do that! Mr. Megala won’t stand for this! There will be repercussions.
David Saturn: Get it through your head you buffoon, Silvio isn’t in charge anymore, and now he’s flattened like a pancake!
Neal Steal: Look at this coward Roberto running now!
Roberto has quickly exited the ring, as Sho believes him to be in cahoots with Silvio, making him probably Sho’s next target. Sho, simply stands over Silvio’s fallen body and screams at him that the title shot belongs to him.
David Saturn:Make sure you tune in next week, Silvio has to give up 50% of his company, or else! Goodnight!
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David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where tonight Roberto Maggia has promised an earth shattering announcement!"
Neal Steal-"Whatever it is Mr Megala isn't going to tolerate this disgraceful behaviour much longer! Mr Royal won't be here tonight in Louisville but we will have the pleasure of speaking to him via satellite..."
David Saturn-"The CRASH Title will be on the line as Fa Sho gives Robert Carr a rematch...wait here come SIN right now..."
SIN walk down the ramp to a round of boos. Red Randal is absent due to flight delays but is expected to make it in time to team with Tracy against the Harris Bros later tonight. Carr takes a swipe at a fan who just ducks out of the way in time. Once they reach the ring the music stops and Robert Carr takes a mic.
Robert Carr
"If you small brained morons don't mind could we please ask you to shut up. I know your small brains probably can't comprehend what shut up means but try to think real hard even though I know it will be hard for some of you."
This causes the crowd too boo louder and chant Ass Hole. Carr has to wait before he can speak . Finally once again there is some quiet.
Robert Carr
You all thought that SIN was dead and long gone. Well guess what? We are still here and if you think shit hit the fan last week you better hold onto your hats tonight. Its going to be very interesting. I am the former CRASH Television Champion and soon will be again after tonight. Fa Sho you are in store for the beating of your worthless life. You bragged about beating me twice. Thats fine with me but the third time for me will be a charm with you. Your title run is going to be cut short here tonight. Once again Robert Carr will become the CRASH Television Champion and once again I will bring respect and dignity to the CRASH title. I am the champion of the peoples choice. Before I forget I just want to send out my condolences to Slick. I hope your feeling better....NOT! Stupid Son of a bitch! By the way B man you better not show your face here tonight or so help me I will personally bury you right here on crash television. I dont know who you think you are but you have no business messing in SIN affairs so you better just stay away and we will not hurt you.
Robert laughs and passes the Mic over to Tracy Adkins. Tracy brushes his hand threw his hair as the fans begin an asshole chant again.
Rusty hands the Mic to Tracy Adkins. Tracy brushes his hand through his hair as the crowd begin another asshole chant.
Tracy Adkins
Let the pain begin and the pleasure will release all your anger. At Baddlands lets make this title shot also an inferno match! Slick last week you only saw the tip of the punishment and pain I can dish out. Big Bad B-Man you will soon learn the meaning of true, unrelenting pain! Let be written...let it be said.......Death rides a white horse and the dark man soon cometh and will take you down in the inferno of hell.
The crowd erupt at the challenge SIN have just made to the Badd Boyz as they leave the ring! Are we going to see a tag team inferno match at Baddlands? That will send buys through the roof!
David Saturn-"Good God! I know Maggia has an earth shattering announcement but Adkins may have eclipsed him here! What a proposal!"
Neal Steal-"B-Man won't accept that so soon after returning. I don't think Slick will either they won't risk their lives in the ring...unless its for a lifetime supply of beer..."
David Saturn-"Its not something to joke about! Knowing the Badd Boyz like I do they will accept! No doubt about it...wait there's Jason Howard. Don't know why we are seeing a random shot of him but lets take a look anyway..."
We cut backstage where we see Jason Howard in the locker room making the final preparations for his match. Somebody knocks on the door and as Jason answers a delivery man hands him a giftwrapped box. Jason looks intrigued and almost pleased clearly under the belief that it may be a gift from a fan. Not that Jason has many of them...
Jason opens the box and as he looks into it he yells out "PETE" in anger! Jason storms out of the room and the camera zooms into the box revealing a roll of toilet paper.
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David Saturn-"We are back and as you can see Jason just received a little present!"
Neal Steal-"That wasn't funny it was the usual infantile behaviour we have come to expect from Pete. Its obvious he's the one who sent Jason that...Rusty will be all business in the ring. There won't be anything to laugh about for Pete in a few moments or Snake for that matter."
As Rusty's music stops he calls for a mic...
Rusty Axel-"Why don't you people watch your mouths? You're all as foul tongued as that dirty Rattlesnake and that no good sex hound Playboy Pete. That Snake with his mouth and Pete out here gyrating his mounds of flab. What a disgrace those two are. Then you got those girls.....those half naked girls....well you know petes girls.....well if old rusty had them here well.....he would sit them down and ......well I would probably give them a good talking too.....or maybe even a spanking......yeah thats it! Old Rusty would spank the respect back into them and then ......well then I would probably .............send em to my room...well not my room but ....too.....oh never mind i think you all know what Old Rusty is thinking and trying to say here."
The crowd seem bemused by Rusty's ramblings
Rusty Axel-"As for Rattlesnake and Fat Pete myself and Jason Howard will shut those two up tonight in a good ol' fashioned rasslin match just like Tracy Adkins did to slick last week. Did you see the rasslin ability and science Tracy used on old Slick? Well you are going to see that same rasslin science with Old Rusty and Jason as we systematically take Snake and Playboy apart. Jason hates Pete and I Hate Snake so we are going to settle it like men used to do. With our knuckles and our ring skills. The better team will prevail and that will be me and Jason right here tonight. No doubt about that."
David Saturn-"I guess Rusty is very adept in one skill related to this business...talking complete trash!"
Neal Steal-"That's your forte...at least you're the best at something!"
Neal Steal-"Hopefully Rusty and Jason brought some soap with them. Pete may not need his mouth washed out with it but he looks like he needs to clean himself up a bit..."
David Saturn-"Looks clean enough to me..."
Neal Steal-"I'm not talking about dirt! He's a fat, sweaty pig. The only way he could beat Rusty is if he drowns him in sweat...in Rusty's day Pete wouldn't have been passed by the athletic commission medicals."
David Saturn-"Ah yes not like there were any fat guys around in the late 70's...nobody had a beer gut back then..."
Neal Steal-"Rise above it Jason! Just look at the dignity Jason is showing here. This obese moron is trying to mock Jason but he isn't rising to the provocation..."
David Saturn-"Its alright for Jason and Rusty to mock Pete's size as much as they want though?"
Neal Steal-"Pete does not mind that. Its almost like he's proud of looking like Skull's lovechild..."
David Saturn-"Oh so you're mocking Skull now even though he's not here? They don't look similar facially at all and Pete has darker skin than Skull did..."
Neal Steal-"At least Skull belonged in the ring which is more than could be said for this oaf..."
Looks like Pete and Jason are going to start things off. Jason seems to be taking deep breaths trying to keep himself calm. Pete grabs his ass to try and taunt Howard who instead of charging recklessly goes for the lockup. Jason spins behind Pete and actually manages to takedown the big man! Jason talks some trash in Pete's face...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! You da man Jason!"
David Saturn-"That wasn't very dignified now was it?"
Neal Steal-"Look at that Saturn...an armbar now that's a good old fashioned move..."
David Saturn-"...and a boring one..."
Jason applies an armbar as Pete is back up to his feet. Jason goes for a headlock but as Pete goes to block Howard slips behind again. Jason tries to roll Pete up for a pin but he leaves his chest exposed to a buttdrop! Pete lands right on Jason's chest! Pete does not go for the cover instead pulling Jason up by the arms and powerbombing him into the mat!
Neal Steal-"How did he manage that? I would have thought Jason would have slid away from all the grease on Pete's body..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Rusty is leering over at Pete's women..."
Neal Steal-"He is not! Wonder where he found them...probably Hooters or some other high class establishment...
David Saturn-"Hmmmmm...actually Maggia is going to start having sponsors mentioned on the shows soon and Hooters is one of them!"
Neal Steal-"What!"
Pete certainly has the strength advantage and he isn't slow footed despite his weight either. Jason of course still holds the quickness advantage. Pete pulls Jason up to his feet and tags in Rattlesnake who delivers a kick to the ribs. Uppercut from Snake who then lays in a stomp and a solid punch to the face. Jason has been backed into the corner...
Neal Steal-"Well you can read that one out Saturn. There's no way I'm personally endorsing a place like Hooters..."
David Saturn-"I'm sure no company would want to be endorsed by the likes of you!"
Neal Steal-"It could tarnish my image even by association! Mr Megala must be disgusted!"
Snake goes to whip him to the opposite side. Jason blocks the whip but Snake stops the reversal and delivers a backbreaker to Jason who clutches his back in pain. Cover by Snake...1,2...and Jason kicks out. Snake pulls Jason up to his feet but Jason again reverses the whip. This time Snake does not stop the reversal and he is nailed with an elbow as he charges back.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Here comes Rusty! Here comes a legend standing tall after all these years in the biz!"
David Saturn-"BAH GAWD! What a stunning aerial move that was right there by Rusty! His feet actually left the ground for a second on his own terms!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty walks on water in this business its such a privilege that we are getting to see him compete before our very eyes..."
Rusty then tags in and drops an elbow on Snake before taunting the crowd as if he just pulled off a death defying move. Rusty talks some trash to Snake as he pulls him to his feet then whips him off the ropes. Snake charges back, ducks a clothesline and on the second rebound ducks by sliding through Rusty's legs. Snake tags in Pete who charges but Rusty ducks the clothesline.
David Saturn-"I heard Rusty is going to look at some new talent soon. Guess there will be a mixed bag here in AWR with Maggia and Rusty both making hires..."
Neal Steal-"It is Maggia responsible for the return of the Harris Brothers and Pete of course. Very poor hires indeed..."
Guess it isn't too hard to see when Pete is charging at you. Rusty charges back and Pete goes for a hiptoss! Rusty blocks the move by resorting to a classic rasslin move...a cheap thumb to the eye. Rusty then clotheslines Pete to the mat! Rusty tags Jason back in and Pete also tags in Snake! Both men charge at each other...Lou Thesz Press!
David Saturn-"Lou Thesz Press! Is that old fashioned enough for you Rusty?"
Neal Steal-"I don't think Thesz did it in such a flamboyant way. It was more modified..."
David Saturn-"Where's that proof of Thesz v Rusty then? Or the other 10,000 people he's supposedly wrestled? I'm surprised he hasn't said he's wrestled a bear yet..."
Snake is pounding on Jason here and then he curses in his face. Snake pulls Jason back up, whip reversed and Rusty grabs Snake's foot and pulls him to the outside! Snake grabs Rusty and rams him head first into the announce table. Snake loses his temper and begins choking Rusty with a cable, The ref calls for the bell as Pete and Jason brawl in the ring...
WINNER: RUSTY AXEL AND JASON HOWARD
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rattlesnake lost his temper! That's why you should have listened to Rusty for guidance you fool!" Ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Rusty's the one who shoved soap in his mouth for Pete's sake...no pun intended!"
Neal Steal-"Only to teach him a lesson...how dare these officials block Rusty from destroying Rattlesnake here..."
David Saturn-"Looks like Rusty and Jason are the ones retreating to me...we will be back in a few moments!"
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The scene opens in one of the arena skyboxes where we see Silvio sitting alone. He seems to be quietly contemplating his thoughts when suddenly a man bursts in...
Man-"What's this? I need to use the crapper!"
Silvio looks up in astonishment...
Silvio Megala-"The great Silvio Megala begs your pardon?"
Man-"The crapper there's one in here I was told..."
Silvio points over towards a door...
Silvio Megala-"Are you referring to the private ensuite lavatory?"
Man"Is that it?"
Silvio Megala-"Yes not that its any of your business! This skybox and ensuite lavatory is for the billion dollar emperor's personal usage so it is obligatory that you leave!"
Man"No it isn't..."
Silvio Megala-"Yes it is you fool! Does this plush furniture look like the entrance to a public lavatorial facility? Now get out of the room this instant!"
Man-"Well Roberto Maggia told me and some other backstage workers we can use this toilet...I'm bursting!"
The man rushes past Silvio and into the ensuite bathroom. Silvio shakes his head in disgust as he sits back down. Just as he picks up a newspaper (International Herald Tribune) and begins to read it another man bursts in...
Another Man-"Hey this does not look like a bathroom..."
Silvio Megala-"GET OUT!"
The scene cuts to a shot of a laughing Saturn and a disgusted Steal...
Neal Steal-"This is an outrage! Maggia is letting these common arena workers use Mr Megala's private bathroom!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha ha!"
Neal Steal-"Its not funny! Mr Megala does not let anybody use his private bathroom either at home or in places like this! He's very big on sanitation..."
David Saturn-"Well hopefully Silvio cleaned up then don't want that guy to catch anything..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's hygiene is exemplary! Imagine the germs those people will leave! Maggia is a disgrace!"
David Saturn-"I just hope Jason won't need to use it now he's gone backstage!"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! I'm fed up of this infantile schoolboy toilet humour from you and others here tonight. It is not funny!"
David Saturn-"Depends on the circumstances. Anything that angers Megala is good with me! Anyway we better cut backstage for the street fight!"
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Neal Steal-"Well let's get back to a more adult tone shall we? Lets have some sophistication here..."
David Saturn-"Nothing sophisticated about street fights..."
Neal Steal-"It will be the most sophisticated street fight you will ever see when Robert wipes the floor with Fa Sho!"
We cut to the parking lot area for the street fight between Robert Carr and Fa Sho. Of course the CRASH Title is on the line. We see Carr make his way into the parking lot first and he immediately begins yelling at some fans. There isn't much security between Carr and the fans and he has already come close to hitting one tonight. Carr starts yelling for Sho...
Neal Steal-"Looks like Fa Sho has chickened out here..."
David Saturn-"Sho will strike at any...there he is!"
Neal Steal-"Coward!"
Suddenly Sho charging at Carr from behind! Sho nails Carr in the back of the head! Of course Carr nailed Sho in the back of the head with a lead pipe last week. Sho looks slightly deranged as he rams Carr face first into a steel door. Another right hand by Sho and then he rams Carr head first into a car bonnet. Another clubbing blow to the head...
Neal Steal-"Tracy Adkins couldn't beat Robert in a hardcore match and that's his speciality. Fa Sho is out of his league..."
David Saturn-"That tremendous insight brought to you just as Sho nails Carr in the ribs with that 2 x 4..."
Neal Steal-"Well the fans might enjoy this gratuitous violence but Carr will weather this initial assault admirably..."
Sho picks up a 2 x 4 and rams it into Carr's ribs! Carr begins begging for some mercy but Sho has been relentless here thus far. Sho goes for another shot but Carr grabs a trash can and drives it into Sho's chest. Quick move there by Carr and he then bashes Sho over the head twice. Sho is staggered but manages to stay on his feet as Carr mocks the fans watching again.
David Saturn-"A few fans have gone to watch this up close..."
Neal Steal-"They shouldn't be allowed back in for the main event..."
David Saturn-"Carr maybe is beginning to weather the initial assault but Sho looked possessed in the early moments..."
Carr rams Sho head first into a door again and then they begin to walk up some stairs where more cars are located. Carr picks up a large metal bar and rams it into Sho's chest really knocking the wind out of the champion. Carr bashes Sho twice across the back with it but Sho suddenly screams and jumps to his feet! We are certainly seeing the crazier side of Sho tonight.
Neal Steal-"You keep calling Carr a whiner and Adkins insane. Look at Sho he's certifiable...the man's a maniac..."
David Saturn-"He's never tried to set someone on fire though...unless he's ever been in an inferno match that is..."
Neal Steal-"You keep looking at that phone. Tell me when the drunks chicken out..."
Sho delivers right hands to Carr really hammering on him. Sho picks up another 2 x 4 (assorted weapons have deliberately been left in the area) and breaks it over Carr's back! Sho walks around dragging Carr along with him and then whips him hard into a wall! That is solid concrete and Carr certainly felt it as he clutches his back. Sho moves forward but Carr has something in his hand...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Didn't see that Sho did you! Think you're superior do you?"
David Saturn-"He certainly does...Carr won't get another shot while Sho is champion if he loses tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! Slam him on the concrete"
Carr nails Sho with a right hand sending him sprawling. It looks like Carr had a roll of quarters in his hand. Carr curses as he drops the quarters on impact and they go over the edge down to the lower portion of the parking lot. Sho crawls along as Carr looks for more weapons but then decides to nail Sho with another right hand.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Great minds think alike! I suggested that..."
David Saturn-"Well actually you suggested a slam..."
Neal Steal-"Not much difference..."
David Saturn-"Coming from the pedantic prince..."
Multiple right hands and then Carr suplexes Sho on the concrete! Brutal move as Sho bounces off the floor. Carr goes back down the steps looking for more weapons as Sho crawls after him struggling to his feet as he reaches the bottom...Carr is lying in wait with another metal bar, swings...and misses! Sho managed to block the shot at the last moment!
Neal Steal-"Come on Robert! You can't let this maniac get another win!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho has had enough of Robert Carr and I think he's about to warn him off once and for all!"
Then he rakes Carr across the eyes! Sho tries to choke Carr over a ledge as Carr writhes and tries to break loose. After a few moments however it looks like Sho has just completely choked Carr out with his bare hands! That was like a MMA chokehold by Sho there! Probably would have been illegal in the ring but not a no holds barred street fight!
WINNER BY KNOCKOUT: FA SHO!!!
David Saturn-"He made Carr tap out...now he's choked him out!"
Neal Steal-"Pathetic excuse for a champion...now what is he doing..."
David Saturn-"Well...maybe this is going a touch overboard..."
Sho then gets into a parked car as Carr is still lying unconscious! It looks like Sho is about to try and run Carr over! Sho has an insane look in his eyes and drives the car towards Carr at full speed! Carr is just starting to come to his senses and he tries to dive out of the way! As Carr leaped forward however it looked like the bonnet caught him on the knee!
Neal Steal-"Grand theft auto and attempted vehicular homicide! What the hell are we watching here!"
David Saturn-"CRASH Tv!"
Neal Steal-"Get Fa Sho out of here! A night in the cells...maybe throw away the key! Robert should press charges..."
David Saturn-"Carr has done worse than this not that I condone what Fa Sho just tried to do..."
Carr yells in pain clutching his knee as Sho demands the referee hand over his CRASH belt. Sho then walks over to Carr and pulls him to his feet before nailing him in the head with the belt! Carr goes sprawling back to the floor as Sho walks away grinning at his dominance over Carr here. After this Carr might not be challenging Sho again for a while!
David Saturn-"Well I think Sho has proven himself a cut above Carr..."
Neal Steal-"A couple of fluke wins that's all..."
David Saturn-"He's beaten Carr decisively every single time...we will be back...wait my phone is beeping!"
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As we return to CRASH TV David Saturn is standing at the announce table with a mic in hand...
David Saturn-"I just received a text from the Badd Boyz and they have accepted the inferno match at the PPV!"
Saturn sits back down...
Neal Steal-"So how do you feel about Slop and B-Drunk accepting then?
David Saturn- Can't say I'm thrilled about that but there's no way either of them will turn down a challenge...
Neal Steal-"You think they will lose! Admit it Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Anything can happen in an inferno match! Its not a straight up brawl otherwise I would be predicting Badd Boyz all the way. One slip however...I just don't want either of them set on fire! Surely even you can understand that?"
Neal Steal-"So you want Randal and Tracy set on fire then? You're sick Saturn...
David Saturn-"Not exactly I never want to see any human being set alight. There's no pleasure to be gained from an inferno match. However Tracy is the one who made the challenge and that may just backfire on him...
Neal Steal-"Was that pun intended?"
David Saturn: "And now from his home in Pittsburgh, we bring you the AWR Champion, Anthony Royal."
The tron comes to life and we see Anthony Royal sitting on a leather couch by a blazing fireplace in his personal library. Even in the comfort of his home, he is well dressed. The AWR championship is resting on his shoulder.
David Saturn: "Well obviously the champ and I aren't each other’s favourites but I hope we can be professional about this interview, so let’s get started. Last week, Roberto Maggia…"
Suddenly, Neal Steal interrupts.
Neal Steal: For goodness sake Saturn show some respect! Mr. Royal, thank you for taking this time to talk with us and welcoming us into your home, which is absolutely beautiful might I add.
Royal: Thank you Neal. Good thing we have you behind the desk to add some class to the broadcast.
Neal blushes at the compliment while David rolls his eyes with a nauseated look on his face.
David Saturn: Anyways, last week Roberto Maggia announced that at our next Pay-Per-View event, Baddlands, you will defend that championship on your shoulder against a mystery opponent. Can I get your thoughts?
Royal: David, you know as well as I know what this is. Another attempt to screw me. Another attempt to take this championship away from me, not by way of skill, but by way of politics and abuse of power. Roberto is a spoiled little brat who blackmailed his way into power and is now using that power to wrest this championship away from me. But guess what, just like Mitt Romney couldn't oust Obama from the white house, Bob Maggia will not oust me from my camp at the top of the AWR mountain.
David Saturn: But a mystery opponent, doesn't that concern you? I mean, you’ve made a lot of enemies within this industry, aren’t you afraid maybe a ghost from your past could come back to haunt you.
Royal: That’s laughable David. Did you see who Roberto sent at me to take this title last time? A clown, a freaking clown. Who could he possibly have this time? It’s going to be a scrub, a bum, a common piece of trash, and I’m going to wipe the floor with them much like I do with everyone else who dares step into the ring with me. Roberto Maggia is trying his dandiest to screw me, but he will fail. Let’s all just hope his big announcement tonight is that he is resigning and giving power back to its rightful owner, the great Silvio Megala.
David rolls his eyes. After all, it was just a few weeks ago that Royal accused Silvio of trying to screw him and saying some less than flattering things about the Billion Dollar Emperor. However, David holds his tongue, knowing that Royal is via satellite now, but he will likely be live and in person next week.
Royal: Now, unlike you poor guys, I don’t have to spend the night in that toilet bowl of a city that you are in tonight, so I’m going to attend to some business. I’m so sorry for you Neal. I hope the rest of this night goes fast and you can get the hell out of that crap heap. And as for you David, go screw yourself.
Royal laughs as the feed cuts off.
David Saturn: Well there you have it from our champion.
Neal Steal-"At last some sophistication here tonight! Even you couldn't drag that segment down Saturn..."
David Saturn-"Roberto Maggia still scheduled to make his major announcement but we have one more match to go! Here come the Harris Brothers!"
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From Dartmouth, Canada...Harris...BROTHERS!!!
Neal Steal-"The thug Brothers of Rattlesnake who of course all come from the same place. It should be called Dartmouth, Canada...I thought Rattlesnake resided in Texas?"
David Saturn-"He did but then he moved back to Canada again..."
Neal Steal-"A shame we have only had poor representatives from Canada in the ring here tonight. No Canada's hero unfortunately...."
David Saturn-"Doubt anyone has even noticed his absence until you mentioned it..."
From Halifax, Canada and Black River Falls Wisconsin...Red Randal and Tracy Adkins...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Well Randal made it here shortly after the opening match. Certainly he's had a little time to prepare..."
Neal Steal-"Probably those ridiculous security measures they have. I will not be subjected to another electronic strip search!"
David Saturn-"That won't be a pretty sight even when its computer generated..."
Tracy yells at Randal ordering him to start the match. Randal looks irritated as it appeared he was going to start off anyway. Bret decides to start ahead of Matt and both men lock up. Randal breaks the lockup with a rake to the eyes then he scoops Bret up and slams him into the mat! Stomps by Randal and Adkins gets a right hand in too...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha! What an idiot! You just made it worse for your Brother! Fool!"
David Saturn-"Not exactly a match of brains here...well Adkins is intelligent just utterly warped..."
Matt Harris tries to enter the ring which only makes things worse as the ref is now distracted. Randal holds Bret as Adkins chokes him across the apron. Randal then physically tosses Bret across the ring and he tags in his brother Matt. What a huge man Matt Harris is and Randal stupidly challenges Matt to a test of strength. Randal certainly is strong...
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Not going to mention that Steal are you? Foolish move by Randal..."
Neal Steal-"Randal is strong he could take this beanstalk anytime...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Another great prediction there!"
However he certainly isn't as strong as Matt Harris. Matt easily shoves Randal to the mat and Randal charges back at him. Headbutt by Matt who whips Randal into the corner. Big chops now by Matt and Randal moans in pain at the impact. Matt whips Randal into the corner and goes for a charge. Perhaps reflecting on his recent mistakes Randal moves at the last moment...
David Saturn-"Wow looks like Randal has remembered something...Matt Harris making that mistake this week. Perhaps Randal will finally learn..."
Neal Steal-"He's coming over here...I'm gonna tell him what you just said..."
David Saturn-"Well he only has to watch a replay and he can hear everything he wants..."
Red then tags in Adkins. Adkins goes to work on Bret. As Adkins is working over Bret Red decides to get off the ring apron and goes to sit at the broadcast table. Adkins hasn't noticed as he quickly takes out the knee of Matt Harris. Stomps to the knee now by Adkins who then yells over at Randal to get back on the apron. Randal ignores him maybe upset at being yelled at earlier...
David Saturn:"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be helping your maniac partner?"
Red Randal: Shut your mouth Saturn or I might just decide to kick your ass again! Adkins has this whole thing under control. Nice upper cut there by Adkins too.
Neal Steal:"Shut up Saturn and leave thhe man alone. He's not bothering you. Red can not only wrestle but he is talented enough to do commemtary at the same time. Now that's real talent Saturn."
Matt Harris grabs Tracy from behind and physically drags him into the corner. He tags in Bret who begins laying in kicks and stomps to Adkins. Bret goes to whip Adkins to the opposite corner and Adkins hits the turnbuckle back first. Short arm clothesline by Bret and as Tracy staggers forwards Bret delivers a backbreaker and quickly goes for the cover...
David Saturn:"Well you just made it in time for your match. If you hadn't Adkins would have been in real trouble."
Red Randal:"Are you kidding Adkins can take both of these guys with his eyes closed. You all saw what happened to your hero boy last week the Hatchet Warrior. He's been put out of action! I sure scalped that jerk! What an easy win that was. Just as easy as this weeks match will be. Watch carefully and you will witness me and Tracy Adkins beat the hell out of the Harris brothers tonight. Just like we are going to do to those two jerks at Baddlands.
Neal Steal-"Try and roast B-Man if you can I want his return to be as short and unsweet as possible!"
The ref makes the count...1,2...and Adkins kicks out. Bret whips Adkins back into the corner and tags in his brother Matt again. Matt grabs Tracy and delivers three consecutive headbutts as he holds Adkins upright. Tracy crumples to the mat and Matt yells at Randal to get back into the action. As the ref looks towards the announce table too Adkins delivers a low blow...
David Saturn: Speaking of Baddlands how do you think you and Adkins will fare in that inferno match for the titles?
Red Randal: Those two jerks don't have a chance in hell. This is going to be.........inferno match? What inferno match?
Neal Steal-"Tracy didn't mention it?"
David Saturn: The inferno match your partner Tracy Adkins requested tonight while you were on your way to the show.
Red Randal: Hey I ain't fighting in no inferno match. I didn't sign up for that shit."
Tracy begins to stomp on Matt Harris again trying to work on the knee, Tracy grabs Matt by the leg it appears he is looking to apply a submission of some kind. Showing tremendous leg strength Matt manages to kick him away! Adkins charges back off the ropes...clothesline! Matt begins to stomp on Tracy who keeps trying to get to his feet but is kept down with more stomps...
David Saturn: Are you afraid Red...the Badd Boyz have accepted..."
Neal Steal: Of course he's not afraid Saturn. Now shut up talking that way.
Red gets up and jumps back up on the apron. He is trying to gets Adkins attention who is being battered by Matt Harris. Red seems upset and he then grabs a chair. Red enters the ring and bashes Matt in the head with the chair. Bret rushes in and Red nails him with the chair too. Refs come out and quickly separate the two teams and the Harris Bros are led back up the ramp...
WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION : HARRIS BROTHERS
David Saturn-"The Harris Brothers pick up the win...probably not how they would have liked it but a win is a win I guess. Wait now what's going on!"
Neal Steal-"If Robert hadn't been choked out he would be calming this situation without a doubt..."
Tracy shoves Randal clearly angered by the disqualification. Not sure why as Tracy hasn't exactly cared about winning matches in the past. He's always been more interested in hurting people as Randal just tried to do to the Harris Bros. As Tracy continues yelling Randal yells back at him that he won't be in the inferno match. Tracy looks furious and Randal foolishly turns his back and starts to walk away...
David Saturn-"Vicious chairshot by Adkins! Even his own associates can't turn their backs on him!"
Neal Steal-"Oh no you can't let SIN fall apart now Tracy! Not when you have to fight the Badd Drunks!"
Tracy picks up the chair and bashes Randal with it in the head of the head. Tracy goes to the outside as Randal tries to stagger to his feet. Tracy reaches underneath and pulls out a blowtorch...oh no! Maybe Tracy was upset because he wanted to weaken the Harrises enough to use the blowtorch on them. Now it looks like he will use it on his own teammate!
David Saturn-"MY GOD!"
Neal Steal-"What is Adkins doing?"
Tracy slowly stalks Randal with the blowtorch then points it right between his eyes. Randal looks like a deer caught in the headlights. He is absolutely frozen in fear. Randal begins begging as Tracy has a sick grin on his face. The camera zooms in further as we hear Randal beg but Adkins hand is on the switch. Randal could be on flames in one second...
Neal Steal-"Enjoying this aren't you Saturn? You got nailed with a chair by Randal last week now he's about to be set on fire...you're sick..."
David Saturn-"I don't want this at all! He hit me with a chair does not mean I want to see this...lets cut away from this..."
Neal Steal-"These security might stop it..."
Security are out to the ring but they might only be able to limit the damage. Tracy ignores the security as they yell for him to stop. The camera zooms in further as we hear Tracy talking up close to Randal...
Tracy Adkins-"Step into the inferno at Baddlands Randal. You have no choice otherwise the flesh will burn from your bones here tonight! You live only to die for me!"
Randal is actually sobbing now and then he nods clearly agreeing that he will risk the inferno at Baddlands instead. Adkins drops the blowtorch and the moment he does security surround him. The AWR must surely punish Tracy Adkins here! Randal follows Tracy and the security up the ramp still looking shaken by his ordeal here.
David Saturn-"He's got to be fired for this. Let him wrestle in the inferno match and then that should be it for Adkins. The guy should be in an institution..."
Neal Steal-"Unfortunate for Randal but spare a thought for Mr Megala who's about to be subjected to more blackmail..."
David Saturn-"HE WAS ALMOST SET ON FIRE YOU MORON! How can you compare that to what Silvio is having to deal with?"
Neal Steal-"Well Tracy let Randal go...maybe Maggia will have second thoughts too. Maybe he intends to apologise and resign with grace..."
David Saturn-"Or maybe he's going to shock the foundations of Megala's world! We will be right back in a moment!"
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As we return to CRASH TV, Roberto Maggia is in the ring, presumably ready to make his announcement.
Neal Steal: Let’s see what this brat has to say.
Maggia: Have you enjoyed yourself tonight?
The crowd cheers.
Neal Steal: Pandering to these morons.
David Saturn: Please shut up!
Maggia: Now I hate to bring you all down, but I have some business to attend to and, unfortunately, I’m going to have to call Silvio Megala to the ring.
The crowd boos and Roberto chuckles.
Maggia: Well come on Silvio, you heard me, get down here.
Silvio slowly makes his way to the ring, once again, without music. He gets in the ring with a solemn expression on his face as Maggia continues speaking.
Maggia: Now, being in charge of the AWR is pretty great. I love giving these fans what they want. But I feel like I deserve a little more.
Silvio looks stunned at this. Without a mic, you can barely hear Silvio say "What more could you possibly want."
Maggia: I’m so glad you asked. You see Silvio, you’re the head of a billion dollar enterprise, and well, I want a share of that. I mean, I’d say I deserve a share of the AWR, wouldn’t you Silvio?
Silvio looks physically ill.
Maggia: In fact, I think I deserve more than a little share, I think I deserve 50% of this company!
The crowd explodes. Silvio seriously looks like he is about to vomit as Neal has taken his headset off and is throwing a hissy fit at ringside.
Maggia: Yeah, splitting the company 50/50 sounds fair to me, so that’s what’s going to happen, and if it doesn’t Silvio, well, gee, I don’t even have to say it, do I? I assume you’re quite aware of the repercussions. So what do you say Silvio, do we have ourselves a deal?
Roberto extends his hand to Silvio, he has turned a ghostly shade of white. He appears to be frozen in shock.
Maggia: Okay fair enough. This is a life altering decision and it is simply unjust of me to expect you to make it in such a short period of time, so, I’ll give you until Crash TV next week. And on that show, you will come down to this ring and give me what it is I want, or all will be revealed. Is that a deal?
Once again, Roberto extends his hand. Silvio snapped out of his frozen state and looks as if he is about to accept the deal to make his decision in 7 days, but all of a sudden...
Bangarang” by Skrillex hits and the CRASH Champion Kris “Fa Sho” Destiny makes his way to the ring. Silvio and Roberto both looks confused by his presence. He enters the ring and demands a mic.
Sho: Sorry to interrupt gentlemen, but I have something to say. Ladies and gentlemen... Your Crash Champion is here to tell you of quite a travesty that is taking place in this business.
Maggia and Silvio continue to look confused. Silvio, however, looks a bit relieved that the attention is momentarily off of him.
Sho: I have beaten everyone put in front of me, except Royal. I have been screwed, and he has been lucky. We all know who the real contender for the belt should be. Now we all know who it is, even though it has been revealed to be a mystery.
Sho: Silvio... You have done some pretty low things in your life, but this might take the cake.
Silvio’s brief moment of peace quickly evaporates as Sho has put the attention squarely back on him.
Sho: I don't know what you and Maggia are doing, but I don't like it one bit. You are abusing your power, and I don't know how long I can stand for that. None of these people want to see you in action, they love me. They want to see me get that shot I rightfully deserve. I have beaten every viable contender on my way back to the top.
Maggia and Silvio both frantically try to explain that they are in no way in cahoots, but Sho talks over them.
Sho: Yet, you can just walk right in and just take a shot for yourself? That isn't how it works! I don't care who you are, you need to earn your shot. I will not rest until this has been taken care of. I am not a happy man, and you all should know that I am not a good person when I am not happy.
Sho looks slightly unhinged now and begins closing in on Silvio and Maggia, looking as if he’s ready to snap. Suddenly Maggia shoves Silvio in Sho’s direction. Sho reacts, catching Silvio and drilling him with SHOTIME!
David Saturn: Sho Time to Silvio!!! Kris Destiny just drilled Silvio Megala with Sho Time!
Neal Steal: Ahh, he can’t do that! Mr. Megala won’t stand for this! There will be repercussions.
David Saturn: Get it through your head you buffoon, Silvio isn’t in charge anymore, and now he’s flattened like a pancake!
Neal Steal: Look at this coward Roberto running now!
Roberto has quickly exited the ring, as Sho believes him to be in cahoots with Silvio, making him probably Sho’s next target. Sho, simply stands over Silvio’s fallen body and screams at him that the title shot belongs to him.
David Saturn:Make sure you tune in next week, Silvio has to give up 50% of his company, or else! Goodnight!