Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 15, 2012 20:15:59 GMT -4
AWR CRASH TV #22
LIVE!
David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where tonight we see the return of Big Bad B-Man to action after 5 years!"
Neal Steal-"On this black night for wrestling we will at least see the team of Jason Howard and Robert Carr in action. Plus the legendary Rusty Axel is in the building..."
David Saturn-"Slick will also be in the ring tonight when he goes one on one with Rattlesnake. Also Fa Sho takes on Dustin Weaver in a rematch..."
Neal Steal-"Plus Mr Megala will shove Maggia's demand where the sun don't shine...oh no!"
The camera pans to BBBMan and Slick entering the arena together. The crowd erupts cheering as they see them on the CRASHtron.
They are talking to each other and drinking a beer. As they walk through the back, AWR staff give them high fives as they pass by. Two curvy brunettes come up to them and lean up against them. BBBMan and Slick look at the girls, then look at each other, and shrug their shoulders as they walk down the hall with their arms around the girls.
BBBMan: You know something Slick, I'm glad you called me to join you in the AWR. I've been pretty damn bored in semi-retirement, just drinking and sleeping with all sorts of ladies . . . it just gets tiresome. I needed to come back and get my ass-kicking attitude back! And tonight, it starts with Randal . . .
Slick: Speaking of Randal . . . there's that bum now!!
Randal sees BBBMan and Slick and comes over the them, chest out and nose in the air. He looks at Slick and then looks at BBBMan. BBBMan looks at Slick and tilts his head. Slick hands BBBMan a can of beer and then takes the two ladies down the hall. BBBMan starts to lightly shake his can of beer.
BBBMan: Well, if it isn't Red Randal. I'm surprised you got up from that chokeslam I gave you a couple weeks ago. You look well . . . up and about and all . . . what the hell do you want?
As Randal is about to say something, BBBMan interupts him.
BBBMan: Let me guess, you want an autograph, is that it? Randal, you're not pretty enough and your tits are too small! So I'll tell you what, I'll give you until the count of one to get out of my face . . . I have a very nice lady waiting for me in my locker room, with an ice cold beer in her hand. I don't have time for your crap!
As Randal is about to say something, BBBMan rolls his eyes and then opens his shaken beer right in Randal's face! It sprays all over him. BBBMan smashes the can over his head! Randal hits the floor. BBBMan picks him up and starts to punch him repeatedly. BBBMan grabs him and throws him, back first, against the concrete wall. Randal falls to the floor. BBBMan slowly picks him up, stares him in the eyes, and then chokeslams him down to the concrete floor! The crowd is going nuts and chanting BBBMan's name!
Randal looks to be out cold. BBBMan looks to his right and finds a metal folding chair. He smirks, grabs the chair, and lays it next to Randal's limp body.
BBBMan: Here you go Randal . . . you'll need this for later.
BBBMan walks away and the scene fades on Randal's beer soaked body.
David Saturn-"Some people never change!"
Neal Steal-"They haven't even been in the building 5 minutes and they have brutally attacked someone!"
David Saturn-"It was only B-Man who attacked him actually..."
Neal Steal-"Nothing but thugs! The backstage area isn't safe with those two drunken thugs around. How could Maggia allow Slop to bring B-Drunk back into wrestling!"
David Saturn-"There's Rattlesnake. I believe we are on a few second tape delay for stuff what happens backstage if you're wondering why we have a random shot of Rattlesnake here..."
We see Rattlesnake coming into the lobby. He stops in front of a vending machine and puts down his wrestling gear. Just then there is a loud smack. Snake falls to the floor the camera switches angles and we see Rusty standing over him holding a chair.
Rusty Axel: SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CON OLD RUSTY BY TRYING TO TRICK HIM INTO THINKING YOU WANTED TO JOIN ME. WELL FORGET IT LOSER. I HAVE JASON HOWARD UNDER MY WING NOW AND THAT BOY IS FIFTY TIMES BETTER THEN YOU WILL EVER BE!
Rusty raises the chair and slams it down again hard across the rib area of Rattlesnake. A shadow emerges behind Rusty. It is Jason Howard who begins to mount and assault along with Rusty. After the two beat and pound on Rattlesnake Jason looks down at Snake.
Jason Howard: You had your chance to get Rusty's help. You didn't want it so suck it up. I am the chosen one. The prodigal son.
Jason spits on Rattlesnake. Rusty smiles with pure pleasure.
Rusty Axel: You did not honestly think old Rusty is that stupid did you boy? Old Rusty has been around way to long for that one. Let this be a lession Snake. If you ever really decide you are ready for my help then come see but your eyes lied to Rusty in that promo and gave you away.
Rusty gives Snake one last kick and Rusty and Jason leave.
David Saturn-"What are you laughing at?"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake just got taken to the woodshed courtesy of Old Rusty! Rattlesnake was never going to fool Rusty saying he would be willing to join him. If that was true he would have joined Rusty when he had the chance and he stupidly turned the offer down..."
David Saturn-"So how can you condone that when you were condemning the Badd Boyz a few moments ago!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is an official here at AWR and he only does that in extreme circumstances. The Badd Boyz will be violently attacking people week in and week out...Rusty only delivers beatings like that in moderation."
David Saturn-"Randal has done far worse to Slick than what Rattlesnake has done to Rusty."
Neal Steal-"Well I hope Randal does something bad to B-Man tonight! Then again maybe not too much I want to see B-Man sizzle at Baddlands! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
VS
David Saturn-"Certainly good to see more teams surfacing in AWR ahead of the tag title match at Baddlands..."
Neal Steal-"Should be called Pottymouth, Canada. That's what Harris Brothers and Rattlesnake are all vulgar, inarticulate individuals..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Carr back to his insufferable worst moaning about having his ass kicked by Fa Sho again..."
Neal Steal-"Robert was just a little unlucky he had Fa Sho's number..."
David Saturn-"Might be better for him if he stayed away from Sho. Plus I think Sho might die of boredom if he has to kick Carr's ass again..."
Neal Steal-"How dare you!"
Accompanied by AWR Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Stand up and show appreciation for this legend! God this crowd are ungrateful here in Phoenix!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason isn't a legend..."
Neal Steal-"I was referring to Rusty and Jason will be taken to greatness. Jason is listening to the right people he will be very successful with Rusty guiding him..."
David Saturn-"Jason has probably had a more successful career in his short time wrestling than Rusty has after 33 years! in the ring"
Rusty Axel has accompanied Carr and Howard to ringside. As Bret takes up his position in the corner Carr attacks Matt from behind. Clubs to the back and an uppercut as Matt spins around. Carr goes for the whip, reversed, Carr charges back and Matt catches Carr with a big boot to the face! That was one hell of a ferocious kick by huge Matt Harris and Carr is fortunate he wasn't knocked senseless! Matt with the tag to Bret...
Neal Steal-"Matt Harris is exactly what Rusty hates. A steroid, ridden, muscled juice freak!"
David Saturn-"No Matt Harris is naturally huge...you can tell who's on the juice and who isn't. Matt isn't one of them..."
Neal Steal-"Should be in the zoo that's where giraffes belong...get your hands off Carr you're not the legal man now!"
Matt holds Carr as Bret jabs him in the ribs. Solid forearm to the head and Bret goes for a bodyslam. Carr seemed out of it after the kick but suddenly lands on his feet and scoops Bret up. Carr with a scoop slam and then he starts taunting the crowd. Not a great idea as Bret is up to his feet. Carr turns back around and Bret nails him with a clothesline! Carr whipped off the ropes and this time Bret connects with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-"Carr moving fairly well was lucky to avoid that car..."
Neal Steal-"Should have pressed charges..."
David Saturn-"Well SIN have been trying to set people on fire! Adkins who has been given a long overdue suspension until Baddlands tried to set Slick on fire! He even threatened his own partner Randal!"
Neal Steal-"Adkins tried to do that Carr never held the match..."
David Saturn-"He did nothing to stop it..."
Some solid shots here by Bret who is somewhat more of a technician than his brothers Matt and Rattlesnake. Of course you only have to look at Matt to see why he relies more on brute strength. Bret pulls Carr to his feet and tags Matt back into the match. Solid right hand by Matt but Howard suddenly reaches over and gets in a cheap shot. That may buy Carr some time as Matt is easily angered much like Rattlesnake.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! What is it with big men losing their tempers so easily?"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris showing a bit of inexperience here should have ignored that...what is Rusty doing?"
As the ref is distracted by Matt yelling at Jason (who has dropped off the apron to avoid Matt) suddenly Rusty attacks Bret in the opposite corner! Rusty picks up Bret and drops him face first on the barricade! The ref didn't see it (probably a surprise Rusty didn't screw it up and got his team disqualified) as Matt backs Carr into the corner. Matt yells at Rusty as he notices Bret down on the floor...
David Saturn-"What a fair, impartial head of talent relations we have!"
Neal Steal-"Take that sarcastic tone out of your voice. I saw Bret threatening Rusty the camera didn't catch that..."
David Saturn-"I didn't see that and Rusty had no right to interfere..."
Hard right hand by Matt followed by several knees to the ribs. Bret Harris is still down he may well have injured his throat there. It was Rusty of course who forced Bret to leave the AWR in the past and he looks very pleased with himself. Matt Harris with a scoopslam and a BIG elbowdrop! Cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up. Another right hand by Matt and Carr is backed into the corner again...
David Saturn-"Jason Howard not seeing much action so far. the Harris Bros certainly a better unit..."
Neal Steal-"What's that supposed to mean?"
David Saturn-"They have worked better as a team in this match..."
Neal Steal-"Jason has had some involvement and that was only because Matt Harris held Carr when he should have been taking his place on the apron..."
Carr suddenly fights back with kicks to the ribs and then he tries to whip Matt into the corner. Not a great idea as Matt reverses and chokes Carr in the corner. The ref breaks it up as Matt sends Carr to the mat with a headbutt. The scene cuts to Bret Harris who is coughing up blood and looking in bad shape. Refs are taking a look at him as Matt delivers a pump handle slam while Rusty tries to get the refs attention...
David Saturn-"I think Rusty is trying to get Carr and Howard a cheap victory here. Rusty of course still loosely affiliated with SIN while his alliance with Jason Howard has been a more recent development..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty just showing concern for Bret. He's the head of talent relations and Bret is clearly injured the ref should stop the match..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Rusty's the one who attacked Bret! Not to mention attacking Rattlesnake who is being looked over backstage as we speak..."
It looks like Rusty is asking the ref to stop the match due to Bret's injury caused by Rusty himself. The ref refuses to stop it as Matt goes to charge off the ropes. Foolishly however he did it too close to Jason Howard who clubs him across the back. Jason quickly drops off the apron again as Carr charges from behind! Matt is knocked over the top rope and to the outside! Rusty still has the ref distracted...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at that oaf fall! Couldn't land on his feet because he has no agility!"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris is extremely agile for a man his size...Rusty still trying to get involved..."
Neal Steal-"Its his job to be involved with the talent!"
David Saturn-"Its not his job to support some talent and screw others!"
Hard clothesline by Howard who then throws Matt back into the ring. Tag to Howard officially coming into this matchup for the first time. Hard right hands by Howard but he isn't able to knock Matt down. Howard whips Matt off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the knee as Matt charges back. Matt drops to one knee as Jason taunts the crowd instead of staying on his huge opponent. Carr made the same error...
David Saturn-"Well Howard is finally in the ring...officially..."
Neal Steal-"At least he's still here Bret Harris has abandoned his own brother..."
David Saturn-"He was coughing up blood he could barely even stand from being dropped on that barrier throat first!"
Despite barely having done anything (except distractions and cheap shots) Howard rams Matt into Carr's outstretched boot and makes the tag. Carr surprisingly does not seem annoyed perhaps knowing Jason did get the upper hand during his brief spell in the ring. Matt reverses a whip (maybe Carr will realise soon it isn't easy to whip monsters like Matt across the ring) but as Carr charges back he delivers a high dropkick!
David Saturn-"Great agility there by Robert Carr! Caught Matt Harris right on the chin and Matt is down...for a moment anyway..."
Neal Steal-"He better get used to that. Faster, quicker, more intelligent opponents will beat size all the time..."
David Saturn-"Howard and Carr working quite well as a team...albeit it this is more or less a handicap match. Even when Bret was at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly a handicap for Matt because of how useless Bret is..."
David Saturn-"No a handicap due to the so called legend's constant cheating..."
That actually (albeit briefly) knocked Matt Harris off his feet. Carr tags Howard back in and both men go for the whip this time. That worked but Matt manages to stop his momentum on the rebound and knocks down Howard with a right hand! Suddenly Rusty is up on the apron and he sprays Matt in the face with something! Matt is blinded and Howard rolls him up...1,2...3!!!
David Saturn-"Oh come on!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty leads Carr and Howard to a win! Many will follow if they have the likes of Rusty in their corner!"
David Saturn-"Well I don't know how often they are going to team. Oh look at that...the ref made an error there Matt had his shoulder up..."
Matt begins protesting to the ref. On the replay it shows that despite being sprayed in the face he still had his shoulder up. The ref however as sometimes occurs failed to notice it! Bret Harris runs back to ringside with a chair and Carr, Howard and Rusty quickly race out of the ring!
David Saturn-"Impressive by Matt Harris. Had to go through most of the match all alone and it took cheating and a referee error for Howard and Carr to get the win. He's going to have a huge test against Hell coming up soon...
Neal Steal-"You should be giving the winners some credit. Matt Harris is a loser and its harder to be a loser when you're as big as he is! He might be the world's biggest loser...literally! Ha ha ha ha ha! Then again your Dad probably weighed more..."
David Saturn-"Speaking of Hell we will have an announcement on his recent absence following this commercial break...
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As we return from commercial we see AWR Champion Anthony Royal having a discussion with Silvio Megala.
Royal: Look Silvio, I understand he has your back against the wall. He has something on you, he’s blackmailing you, I get that. I get that you don’t want whatever it is he has on you to become public, but you can’t let him have 50% control. You just can’t. He is already drunk with power. Can you imagine what will happen if he has 50% control? You just have to stand up to that little bastard and squash this all tonight.
Silvio: Anthony, it’s unfortunately just not that simple. Of course its all lies but jealousy will blind people to the truth! You know what its like to be envied by so many..."
Royal: It is that simple Silvio. Deep down you know whatever he has on you, it’s going to come out anyways. You want to save face? Come clean yourself and tell that punk to shove his 50% stake contract straight up his arrogant ass.
Silvio: The great Silvio Megala understands where you’re coming from, and there is nothing that would be more enjoyable than wringing that miscreant’s neck, but right now, these golden hands are tied.
Royal looks a bit frustrated by this answer, while Silvio simply looks down right depressed. Royal looks as if he is about to snap for a second, but instead takes a deep breath and keeps the conversation civil.
Royal:"Alright fine. But you know as well as I do that he is trying to screw me over with this mystery opponent BS. Do me a favor and get that worm to reveal who it is for me as part of the deal please?"
Silvio pats Royal on the shoulder.
Silvio:"The billion dollar emperor will do what needs to be done!"
Royal nods and walks away, leaving Silvio alone. Silvio plants his face in his palm, suggesting that the stress of whatever the situation is that he finds himself in is getting to him. The camera then fades back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Mr Royal don't deserve this. Looks like Saturn has gone into the ring for some reason..."
The camera cut to Saturn who is in the centre of the ring...
David Saturn-"It is now my duty to announce some sad news. A few weeks ago Damian Lucifer...who we at AWR know as Hell...suffered a very sad loss in his personal life. Indeed that is why he has been absent these past few weeks. Unfortunately Hell's young daughter who was only 5 years old recently passed away. We at AWR send our condolences to Mr Lucifer at this very sad time. Hell will return to action in 2 weeks at Baddlands..."
Saturn retakes his seat as the crowd politely applaud out of respect...
Neal Steal-"That is most unfortunate news. Five years old what kind of a life is that?"
David Saturn-"Well I'm glad you just said that."
Neal Steal-"Why would I say anything else? My personal dislike of Hell has nothing to do with his daughter. Nobody likes to see a little girl pass away at such a young age..."
David Saturn-"Couldn't agree more..."
Neal Steal-"Hardly a surprise though is it?"
David Saturn-"What does that mean exactly?"
Neal Steal-"With a Father like Hell its a surprise she reached the age of five to be honest..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! How can you make a comment like that? Just when I thought you showed a bit of class for a change!"
Neal Steal-"She was the one he allowed to be kidnapped once right? Hell wasn't much of a Father look at the type of people he associates with. Hell knows some dangerous, sick people a little girl was never going to be safe in a world like that..."
David Saturn-"It had nothing to do with how Hell lives his life! He loved that little girl..."
Neal Steal-"So what happened was she kidnapped again and murdered by one of those nutcase devil groups? Or maybe Hell just took his eyes away from her and she ran into the road and..."
David Saturn-"It was a RARE DISEASE you fool! Hell might not have been parent of the year but he was at no fault for his daughters death whatsoever! You're pathetic!"
Neal Steal-"Sometimes stuff needs to be said...if the disease hadn't killed her Hell would have done something to cause it."
David Saturn-"No there's a line you don't cross and what you said was complete nonsense! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Here comes Slop...he was insulting Hell this past week. Why don't you condemn him for his comments..."
David Saturn-"Slick didn't know Hell was absent due to his daughter's death..."
Neal Steal-"Bet he knew all along..."
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"After Baddlands we can have a new name for him...Sizzlin Slop! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Yes I get it...and its not remotely funny. There's no humour about an inferno match...though ticket sold out within hours at the Boston Garden."
Neal Steal-"They love the Badd Boyz in that state...goodness knows why..."
David Saturn-"Maybe because they have a lot of talent and character. What would you know about that you possess neither!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake was attacked he might not even be able to make it out..."
Neal Steal-"Well I guess Slop will be the winner but its a win win situation really. Rattlesnake loses here tonight and Slop will sizzle at Baddlands! Ha ha ha ha!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Slop is seeing what he looks like on a Friday night..."
David Saturn-"That's not funny...don't you know what a major issue concussions have been in wrestling?
Neal Steal-"Might have knocked some sense into Rattlesnake...shame its too late to join Rusty now...he had his chance..."
David Saturn-"Slick lies to fight and he's not too happy at what looks like an easy win here with Rattlesnake in this state..."
Rattlesnake staggers to the ring clearly in no state to wrestle after the attack earlier. Snake enters the ring as Slick does not look happy. Snake charges but is throwing right hands all over the place. Snake backs Slick into the corner but Slick spins him round and knocks Snake down. Normally one shot wouldn't knock Snake down. Snake is bleeding a bit too looks like the stitches were rushed...
David Saturn-"Snake might be busted open quite badly...those stitches have been completely rushed..."
Neal Steal-"Well Snake has brought it upon himself...not that I take any joy in seeing Slop deliver a beating..."
David Saturn-"I think Slick is being a little cautious you never know if Snake is as injured as he is making out. He's showing a little fight here..."
Snake gets to his feet and whips Slick off the ropes. Snake connects with an elbow and some stomps. It looks like Snake has shaken off his concussion as he goes to climb to the top rope. As Snake reaches the middle rope he suddenly loses footing and falls to the ground. The ref looks at Snake and seems to consider stopping the match but Slick shakes his head as he sees the ref look towards the timekeeper...
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop you said he didn't want to win the match this way. He wants to humiliate Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Slick certainly wants to win the right way. He wants to pin Rattlesnake not have the victory handed to him. I think Rusty might have second thoughts about what he's done he's certainly no fan of Slick..."
Neal Steal-"Definitely not..."
Snake tries to rise to his feet but Slick charges and plants Snake into the mat with a bulldog. Slick looks annoyed he isn't the type who would have wanted to win a match like this. Slick isn't beyond cheating certainly and he goes to pull Snake back up to his feet. Snake suddenly leaps up and the ref is accidentally knocked down by Snake's elbow. Snake connects with a low blow...
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake has some awareness of where he is I'm sure he meant that..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't forgotten how to run his mouth...still he seems to spend all his life in the ring Slop was right for once. Do we ever see him anywhere else and why have we been dragged out to commentate on his house show appearances?"
Snake starts cursing at everyone in sight and then kicks Slick hard in the face. Snake goes to the outside and picks up a chair. It looks like Snake has completely lost his temper here as he starts yelling for Rusty to come out. Snake takes the chair into the ring and goes to nail Slick in the head with it! Slick however ducks and Snake drops the chair! Slick takes a quick look at the refs position...
Neal Steal-"Well thought you said Slop wanted to win fair and square..."
David Saturn-"If someone brings a chair into the ring Slick is happy to use it. Probably the only chance Rattlesnake had in this state and Slick is certainly more accomplished..."
Slick then delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER right on the chair! Slick kicks away the chair as the ref gets to his feet...1,2...3!!! Slick calls for a beer and places one on the mat next to Snake. Slick leaves the ring (at least not rubbing his victory in Snake's face considering the circumstances) and makes his way backstage. Snake meanwhile staggers to his feet but collapses back down again.
David Saturn-"I think that beer is Slick's way of saying no hard feelings but you can only beat what's in front of you. Snake knew enough about where he was to come out for the match. A gutsy effort by Rattlesnake for sure..."
Neal Steal-"Slop's an idiot what Rattlesnake needs is a scan and some new stitches. Not a beer!"
David Saturn-"Well beer has always got Slick back on his feet! Wait looks like decision time!"
The scene cuts backstage again where we now see Roberto Maggia holding a clipboard in hand. Maggia takes a seat and pushes the clipboard forward across a table. The camera pans round where we see Silvio again...
Roberto Maggia-"So Silvio I'm assuming you have reached your decision? Or do we have to take this to the ring in front of the thousands who despise you so much?"
Silvio's hands are trembling and the look in his eyes can barely conceal his fury. Maggia's hands are not shaking in any way but he returns what can only be interpreted as a cold look of hate..."
Silvio Megala-"Karma is going to bite back for your actions here Roberto. You're too young to understand but what goes around comes around..."
Maggia lets out a high, cold laugh.
Roberto Maggia-"No I do understand that and if anyone is getting the dose of karma they deserve its you! Now how about the contract get your lawyer to take another look at it if you want..."
The lawyer looks over the contract again and nods...
Silvio Megala-"Once this contract is signed this disgraceful charade must come to an end! You could still reverse your decision of course Roberto. You will still have your position here so how about you have a rethink about what you're doing. You're too young why don't you release this unmerited bitterness..."
Maggia thumps his hand across the table...
Roberto Maggia-"You know full well I'm not a complete idiot! I could have gone to the very top on my own but its so much sweeter to make you suffer along the way! Do you really expect me to believe that and besides it is ME who holds all the cards! I am the true power around here! Even that idiot Rusty has more genuine power than you do and he's no threat because he messes everything up anyway!"
Silvio Megala-"At least let Anthony Royal know who his opponent is. Lets have that as part of the deal..."
Roberto Maggia-"Ok sign that and you have my word...its too late to put it in writing. I want the deal signed TONIGHT!"
Silvio sighs and reaches for his pen. Silvio takes a look at the contract, then at Roberto and signs...
Silvio Megala-"There! Now are you satisfied? That is ALL you're getting its nothing short of extortion! Now who's the opponent?"
Roberto Maggia-"Hand me the contract..."
Maggia looks at the contract and nods to his lawyer.
Roberto Maggia-"I'm fully aware Silvio that 50% is your limit. Only reason I didn't ask for 100% in writing is because your ego couldn't take it and I would be left with nothing! Everyone knows that in reality I might as well be 100% you never know what words could slip out..."
Silvio stands up looking incensed...
Silvio Megala-"You promised that this would be the end of the matter! You have committed extortion, forced an unwanted return to the ring how much more!"
Roberto Maggia-"Yes I said you wouldn't have to sign over stakes in any other companies which you would never do anyway. I never said that at every turn, every corner you wouldn't have to look over your shoulder. I know for a fact the truth is going to come out! You just don't know WHEN! Lets see how long it takes you to snap...I wouldn't be surprised if you crack right now! Personally I don't give a damn if the truth comes out! Its going to be enjoyable watching you tortured slowly never knowing when your evil, twisted world is going to be blown apart! For your whole 36 years you have ruined people's lifes now its time you suffered some true humiliation!"
Megala looks like he's going to attack Maggia but stays seated...
Silvio Megala-"The figurehead of class and wealth won't give you the satisfaction! It will all backfire on you...its all lies!"
Roberto Maggia-"The people know you're the liar! Oh and maybe I told a small, white lie about Royal as well!"
Silvio Megala-"You said you would reveal the opponent tonight! How dare you go back on your word yet again!"
Roberto Maggia-"Is that in writing? No it wasn't...Royal will have another week of guessing ahead of him. The opponent will be named next week and the viewers have my word on that!"
Silvio slams his pen down. We would expect to see Maggia laughing but instead he just coldly glares at Megala as he leaves the room. Maggia then turns to his lawyer...
Roberto Maggia-"I know 50% isn't much of a victory. Infact even the truth coming out probably wouldn't be enough to satisfy me. The only thing that would give me pure satisfaction is standing over his cold, dead body..."
Maggia stares into space again. Fa Sho may think otherwise but Maggia is either a damn good actor or that's pure hatred in his eyes!
Neal Steal-"Why does he hate Mr Megala so much? He's too young to be so jealous..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought he might be a spy for the government but that look suggests more. I wouldn't be surprised if the Maggia family were screwed on some business deal by Silvio. I still wouldn't rule out the feds being involved but its clear Maggia has some deep personal hate for Megala."
Neal Steal-"Maggia is lucky he's got that 50% now leave Mr Megala alone!"
David Saturn-"We will be back in a moment as Fa Sho will be in action!"
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Dustin Weaver is already in the ring as Fa Sho's music plays...
Neal Steal-"Must be short on time poor Dustin didn't even get his entrance on Tv..."
David Saturn-"It was the same boring piece of music you didn't miss anything viewers. Dustin missing all his personal appearances this past week at least he's shown up for his match..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is nuts even you don't believe Maggia is working with Mr Megala do you?"
David Saturn-"Absolutely not. There's plenty of things to admire about Fa Sho but he's certainly a very paranoid individual. I think he's got Roberto Maggia's loyalties entirely wrong..."
Neal Steal-"Look at this reckless attack..."
Sho races into the ring taking "Hero" by surprise. Right hands by Sho who certainly isn't wasting any time getting started here. Sho may have started too fast as "Hero" winds him with a shot to the ribs. "Hero" whips Sho off the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. "Hero" yells at the crowd not to call him Dustin stupidly taking his gaze away from Sho.
David Saturn-"Its a shame Fa Sho isn't enjoying being CRASH Champion as much as he ought to. Still nothing wrong with wanting to be the very best..."
Neal Steal-"He had his chances and he blew them...Maggia should be the one upset with Sho not the other way around..."
David Saturn-"Well some would say Fa Sho was robbed certainly at Deadly Game in particular. That CRASH title will become more and more recognised with someone like Fa Sho holding it..."
Neal Steal-"Looked better on Robert Carr. If Sho isn't happy holding that belt he should give it back to Robert its rightful owner..."
David Saturn-"Anything except yet another Sho v Carr match would be nice..."
Elbowdrop by "Hero" and then he pulls Sho to his feet. Sho whipped off the ropes and as he charges back he goes for a flying crossbody. "Hero" catches him however and delivers a backbreaker. "Hero" taunts the crowd again but Sho is back up and unleashes a flurry of right hands! Dustin responds with a kick to the gut and whips Sho into the corner.
David Saturn-"Fa Sho not convinced by Silvio being forced to return to the ring. I guess that's Maggia's way of punishing Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala used to beat Fa Sho at will..."
David Saturn-"Back when he was KJD yes and even Sho has admitted he was not instantly great. Fa Sho has however evolved into a legendary competitor and more than a match for Silvio these days."
Neal Steal-"Could be good for Mr Megala in a way a chance to let his recent frustrations out..."
"Hero" charges but Sho moves and "Hero" hits the turnbuckle. Sho leaps to the top rope and comes off with a flying dropkick! Sho with another dropkick attempt but this time "Hero" catches him! "Hero" slams Sho hard into the mat then climbs to the top rope. "Hero" leaps off as Sho is back on his feet but Sho steps aside catching "Hero's" arm in mid air and taking him down!
David Saturn-"Great counter!"
Neal Steal-"Canada's Hero will fight this!"
Sho releases the arm but quickly goes for the legs and applies the LOCKDOWN! "Hero" screams out in pain and immediately taps out.
David Saturn-"Do you ever call a submission right?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! I'm disappointed with Canada's Hero there even you must admit he could have held on for more than a second!"
David Saturn-"I guess the CRASH title didn't mean that much to Dustin. Showed very little heart there though not much chance of escaping when Sho has that locked on..."
Sho refuses to release the hold as the ref tries to break it up. Sho releases for a moment and knocks the ref down with a right hand. More refs come down and Sho charges at them forcing them to scatter. Sho goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Sho stomps on Dustin's ankle then places the chair over it. Sho has completely snapped here...
Neal Steal-"This is uncalled for! Leave Canada's hero alone!"
David Saturn-"Well at least medical treatment is free in Canada. Fa Sho obviously not believing the contract signing was anything more than a ruse...but I think he's really got the wrong idea here..."
Neal Steal-"He's going to break the ankle! This is uncalled for brutality!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho certainly threatened something like this might happen..."
Sho isn't of stable mind and considering his recent conspiracy theories this attack may have come as no surprise. Sho climbs to the top rope and drops all his weight right on the chair! "Hero" screams in pain and clutches at his ankle. Sho delivers a couple more stomps. The crowd cheer Sho even though some may believe he's completely in the wrong here...
Neal Steal-"How can you condone that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Did I say I condone it? Fa Sho has clearly lost the plot here and taken it out on Dustin Weaver. The crowd reaction is a little disturbing they appeared to have enjoyed that..."
Neal Steal-"They are sick people!"
David Saturn-"Don't go away because up next we will see what we have all longed for these past 5 years..."
The medics attend to "Hero" as Sho walks up the ramp looking like a man who's completely lost his mind! Or to be more accurate a man who probably lost his mind some time ago!
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of the vicious attack by Fa Sho on Canada's "Hero" before cutting to the announcers.
David Saturn-"Well Steal you seem almost pleased..."
Neal Steal-"Why would I be pleased?"
David Saturn-"Because you probably think you have got one over on me. I don't condone what Fa Sho just did and you can't hide your joy over it can you?"
Neal Steal-"I feel nothing but pity for Canada's Hero..."
We cut to the parking lot where "Hero" is being loaded onto a stretcher. Suddenly Sho appears out of nowhere, grabs the stretcher and rams "Hero" face first into the wall while still on the stretcher! The camera spins around and we see someone (probably Sho) has placed a car right in front of the ambulance! The medics try to help but seems scared of approaching Sho and who can blame them at the moment!
David Saturn-"Come on Sho! Snap out of this haven't you done enough?"
Neal Steal-"That's a low class choice of words..."
David Saturn-"What is? You don't like Fa Sho so why are you so bothered if I criticise him over something?
Neal Steal-"He just snapped the ankle of Canada's Hero and you used the word snap..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Sho spots a small forklift and picks up "Hero" before placing him on the lift. Sho gets into the forklift and raises it with "Hero" in the air and only concrete below. Sho drives the forklift past the ambulance and has enough room to get past the parked car. Sho notices an open dumpster in the parking lot. He drives towards it and drops "Hero" right into the open dumpster!
David Saturn-"I can't believe what we have just witnessed!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is a maniac! I despise Roberto Maggia but he's done nothing bad to Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho is out of his mind..."
Sho gets out the forklift and slams the lid! We hear Sho call Dustin a "piece of trash" as he goes back into the arena. The scene cuts back to a shocked Saturn and a disgusted Steal.
Neal Steal-"You come out here praising Sho week after week what do you have to say now?"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho was out of line that's all I can say. Weaver didn't deserve that treatment. Fa Sho clearly believes there's a massive conspiracy against him but he's reacted in an extreme way here. I'm sure Fa Sho might look back on this and realise he's probably gone too far..."
Neal Steal-"You're always sucking up to him about time you admit the truth..."
David Saturn-"Because I like Fa Sho but I'm disappointed with him here. The crowd cheered him throughout all that but I really can't agree with it. I'm on Maggia's side in this one...maybe Sho will realise at the PPV he's got this all wrong..."
Neal Steal-"Here comes Randal...and he's planning to derail B-Man's return!"
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"What an occasion this is for Red Randal about to face the legendary Big Bad B-Man..."
Neal Steal-"Randal is not intimidated..."
David Saturn-"This place is about to explode!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...BIG...BAD...B-MAN!!!
David Saturn-"WOW! I haven't approved of the crowd entirely here tonight but what an awesome reaction!"
Neal Steal-"Drunks of the world rejoice! Your hero returns and when he loses you have yet another excuse to drown your sorrows!"
David Saturn-"B-Man knew he would get a great reaction but he isn't egotistical enough to believe it would be this good! Look at B-Man go! Right hands and the multi time NIWF champion is taking it to Randal!"
The crowd erupt as B-Man wastes no time in charging to the ring! Both men trade right hands and the crowd are in a frenzy as B-Man gets the better of the exchange! Randal is backed into the corner as B-Man continues laying in fists. Randal manages to catch B-Man with a blatant eyerake to the face and tries to back B-Man into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Step in ref! B-Man is using closed fists! Disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"Should Randal be disqualified for that eyerake then?"
B-Man immediately spins Randal round and lays in right hands again! B-Man hasn't lost a beat! Ferocious, thunderous rights by B-Man who takes Randal across the ring and rams him head first into the turnbuckle! B-Man does it twice more for good measure! B-Man is looking borderline unstoppable but Randal shows he's still in this reversing a whip and sending B-Man into the far corner.
David Saturn-"B-Man certainly in peak condition! Might even be in the best shape of his career. He's refreshed and lets hope he becomes as synonymous with AWR as he was with NIWF!"
Neal Steal-"He's just a brawler! We haven't seen one wrestling move from him..."
David Saturn-"What the hell is Randal then? He's a brawler but he's taking on the king of brawling here! WOW! Good God what a clothesline!"
B-Man however immediately charges out and nearly takes Randal's head off with a clothesline! Randal may be a bully but nobody has ever bullied BBB-Man! Randal tries to pull himself up with the ropes but B-Man charges up and knees Randal in the back of the head! B-Man grins out at the crowd who are going absolutely crazy here.
Neal Steal-"Yes grin now but they are going to be left with nothing but broken dreams! Your blue collar hero is going to be humiliated on his return!"
David Saturn-"This really is shaping up to be one hell of a brawl...B-Man has been in his fair share of fights in the last five years I assure you of that!"
Neal Steal-"Once a thug, always a thug!"
Randal pulls himself back up but B-Man clotheslines him over the top rope! B-Man goes to follow but Randal despite being dominated so far is quickly to his feet. B-Man followed too fast and while he's looked like he's never left the ring his timing was a bit off there. Randal grabs B-Man's legs and pulls him to the outside. Uppercut by Randal.
David Saturn-"Randal taking the shots like a man here. Randal is tough we saw ahainst Royal he can raise his game and he recently upset RCH3 albeit in controversial circumstances..."
Neal Steal-"B-Man is staggering...no surprise there. That's what he does every night. Where he was the last few years in prison or the Betty Ford Clinic?"
Another has B-Man staggering as the front row yell abuse at Randal. Another uppercut by Randal who threatens a couple of fans and goes to strike B-Man again. B-Man blocks the blow and kicks Randal in the ribs. Randal is doubled over and B-Man goes to whip Randal into the ringpost! Randal reverses the whip and sends B-Man flying over the announce table right into Steal!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! B-Man is getting himself reacquainted with an old friend!"
Steal falls off his chair as the crowd look thrilled. Steal yells at B-Man (even though it was Randal's fault) but B-Man shoves him to the ground! Randal is back in the ring as B-Man begins stomping on Steal! Vicious stomps here by B-Man who is kicking Steal's ass here but it seems he has forgotten about Randal for a second. Randal attacks from behind....
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha! Steal getting exactly what he deserves! B-Man didn't kick his ass in NIWF he's making up for lost time!"
Randal (not seeming particularly concerned about Steal) clubs B-Man on the back of the head. B-Man spins round, ducks a clothesline and a hard right hand knocks Randal down! B-Man begins stomping all over Randal as Steal is lying motionless on the ground. B-Man reaches out and shakes Saturn's hand before ramming Randal head first into the announce table!
David Saturn-"Its great to have you back B!"
B-Man climbs on top of the table and begins pounding on Randal! B-Man rolls Randal back into the ring and places his head and neck over the edge of the apron. B-Man charges and drops his elbow right across Randal's throat! B-Man charges again and elbows Randal across the throat again! Steal meanwhile has crawled back into his seat.
Neal Steal-"fdhsjngdhdsbhdsvds"
David Saturn-"What?"
Neal Steal-"Water...thug..."
Steal pours his glass of water over his head looking totally disorientated. Randal reverses a whip and as B-Man charges back he is knocked down with a huge boot to the face! B-Man clutches his head Randal delivered that with some real impact! The camera focuses on Steal who cheers loudly as Randal nails B-Man with a clothesline! Cover...1,2...and B-Man kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Randal is the winner...oh!"
David Saturn-"Did you enhoy part of the action Steal?"
Neal Steal-"He turned round and brutally assaulted me for no reason!"
David Saturn-"Randal threw B-Man into you why don't you blame him?"
Neal Steal-"He had no right to do that! Come on Randal knock him out!"
Randal whips B-Man into the ropes and being too predictable (as is often the case with Randal) goes for another big boot. B-Man catches the boot and knocks Randal down with a right hand! B-Man then stomps Randal very close to the groin area! Very nearly a low blow and the ref warns B-Man. Stomps to the leg of Randal who manages to get to his feet.
Neal Steal-"Thug!"
David Saturn-"Full marks for originality are you going to come up with a new insult for the Badd Boyz soon?"
Neal Steal-"Can't wait to see him lose here...the look on your face Saturn it will be priceless!"
David Saturn-"Like riding a bike for B-Man being back in the ring..."
Right hand by B-Man as Randal is backed into the corner. B-Man throws Randal through the middle rope and to the outside but Randal grabs B-Man's leg. Randal pulls B-Man's leg towards the ringpost and rams his knee right into the post! Steal cheers as Randal goes to do it again but B-Man shows tremendous leg strength managing to block and kick Randal away with his boot...
Neal Steal-"Slop only brought B-Man back for selfish reasons. SIN were clearly outnumbering him so Slop begged B-Man to return. I heard he was down on his knees pleading for help..."
David Saturn-"B-Man retruned for his own personal reasons and to help Slick as a friend. They are true friends...they are like brothers. Closer than most brothers in fact..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is using B-Man for his own needs...B-Man to blinded by booze to see Slop's real motive..."
B-Man clutches his knee as Randal lays in right hands from the outside. Randal tries to pull B-Man to the floor but B-Man blocks with a thumb to the eye. B-Man like his partner is happy to resort to a few cheap shots. B-Man takes a breather as Randal climbs up to the top rope. Randal flies off and unlike most of his previous efforts manages to pull of an aerial move...flying clothesline!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Never mind Slop you're going to be back on your own again soon!"
David Saturn-"There's no truth in your comments at all. Slick wanted to reform the Badd Boyz certainly..."
Neal Steal-"Yes Slop wanted B-Man back it more or less doubles his merchandise profits having the Badd Boyz back as a team. B-Man is a meal ticket for Slop..."
David Saturn-"No truth in that whatsoever..."
Steal laughs like a retarded hyena again....1,2...and B-Man kicks out but Randal goes back on the attack delivering a backbreaker. On occasions Randal has wasted time in that situation but he has not become distracted here. Randal whips B-Man into the corner with some force and B-Man falls to the mat. Kick to the face by Randal and a stomp to the chest.
Neal Steal-"Slop cares so much about B-Man he persuaded him to return when he's booked for an inferno match..."
David Saturn-"B-Man returned before that was booked you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Slop has put B-Man in harm's way...Slop begged and begged B-Man should have stayed retired..."
David Saturn-"Shut up! B-Man returned because he wanted to and like I said there's nothing wrong with helping his old partner out..."
Another stomp by Randal as he pummels on B-Man anD pulls him to his feet. Maybe not the best idea as B-Man begins fighting back! Right hand by B-Man has Randal reeling and then B-Man goes for a suplex. Randal however blocks and delivers a suplex of his own! Cover by Randal again...1,2...and B-Man gets his shoulder up!
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins suspended of course hence why he's not out here..."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised Slop isn't out here cheating for B-Man. He begs B-Man to return and won't even help him..."
David Saturn-"The Badd Boyz rarely got involved in each other's individual matches. So many teams split up when one or both members reach the top. I guarantee you Slick and B-Man valued their tag title victories as highly as their world title victories which is rare and a refreshing contrast to so many..."
B-Man is clearly in great shape unlike some wrestlers who return to the ring after a lengthy hiatus. Randal pulls B-Man to his feet and connects with a solid right hand. B-Man whipped off the ropes, rebounds and Randal scoops B-Man up into a bearhug. Randal is just over 300 pounds and while B-Man is well built at 250 Randal has a solid grip locked on here!
Neal Steal-"Squeeze the life out of him Randal! You can do this!"
David Saturn-"Randal has that locked on...B-Man might reach the ropes...or maybe one better he's trying to break out of it!"
Randal is trying to squeeze the life out of B-Man who manages to get his feet down to the mat. With better leverage B-Man manages to fight his way out of the hold with right hands! Randal is staggering and B-Man whips him off the ropes and as Randal charges back B-Man plants him into the mat with a crushing DDT! B-Man does not go for the cover...
Neal Steal-"Ah! Oh no!"
David Saturn-"B-Man maybe should have gone for the cover today. Maybe he's a slight step behind on some of his timing but this is about as perfect a return to the ring after so many years away as I've seen..."
Neal Steal-"Slop must be relieved his meal ticket is still hanging in there..."
David Saturn-"Money has nothing to do with it! Not everybody cares about money more than anything else! Slick and B-Man have an unbreakable bond!"
Instead he decides to pummel Randal with more right hands! This has been more like a boxing match at times but nobody thought it was going to be a technical masterpiece! B-Man drops an elbow across Randal's throat! Another whip attempt, Randal reverses and grabs B-Man by the throat! Looks like Randal is going to return the chokeslam he received a couple of weeks back!
Neal Steal-"That's right Randal! Yahoo! Break him through the mat!"
David Saturn-"B-Man fighting his way out...like I said before there's nobody better when it comes to brawling than the Badd Boyz!"
B-Man fights out with more right hands and then charges off the ropes. Randal scoops B-Man up looking for a slam but B-Man slips out and lands back on his feet! Randal spins round, B-Man ducks a clothesline and scoops Randal up himself! B-Man charges forward with Randal in his arms....BEER RUN!!! B-Man with the cover...1,2...3!!! What a return for Big Bad B-Man!
Neal Steal-"Damn it!"
David Saturn-"What a return! What a night this has been! What a moment!"
Randal gave it his best shot but B-Man was at his brawling best here tonight! The crowd erupt as B-Man calls for some beers! B-Man celebrates as he drinks over the pone body of Randal! As B-Man goes to the top rope Randal starts to rise to his feet. B-Man notices and as Randal gets to his feet B-Man scoops him up and delivers another BEER RUN!!!
Neal Steal-"This is a nightmare...this thug back in wrestling again! You won't be laughing at Baddlands B-Man! Prepare to be humiliated at your own PPV!"
David Saturn-"Its been one hell of a ride here tonight and we have one more stop on the road to Baddlands! See you next week on the CRASH!"
B-Man drinks another beer all in one go and pours another all over the face of Randal! The show fades to black as B-Man climbs to the top rope posing in victory again with a beer in hand!
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
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David Saturn-"Welcome to CRASH Tv where tonight we see the return of Big Bad B-Man to action after 5 years!"
Neal Steal-"On this black night for wrestling we will at least see the team of Jason Howard and Robert Carr in action. Plus the legendary Rusty Axel is in the building..."
David Saturn-"Slick will also be in the ring tonight when he goes one on one with Rattlesnake. Also Fa Sho takes on Dustin Weaver in a rematch..."
Neal Steal-"Plus Mr Megala will shove Maggia's demand where the sun don't shine...oh no!"
The camera pans to BBBMan and Slick entering the arena together. The crowd erupts cheering as they see them on the CRASHtron.
They are talking to each other and drinking a beer. As they walk through the back, AWR staff give them high fives as they pass by. Two curvy brunettes come up to them and lean up against them. BBBMan and Slick look at the girls, then look at each other, and shrug their shoulders as they walk down the hall with their arms around the girls.
BBBMan: You know something Slick, I'm glad you called me to join you in the AWR. I've been pretty damn bored in semi-retirement, just drinking and sleeping with all sorts of ladies . . . it just gets tiresome. I needed to come back and get my ass-kicking attitude back! And tonight, it starts with Randal . . .
Slick: Speaking of Randal . . . there's that bum now!!
Randal sees BBBMan and Slick and comes over the them, chest out and nose in the air. He looks at Slick and then looks at BBBMan. BBBMan looks at Slick and tilts his head. Slick hands BBBMan a can of beer and then takes the two ladies down the hall. BBBMan starts to lightly shake his can of beer.
BBBMan: Well, if it isn't Red Randal. I'm surprised you got up from that chokeslam I gave you a couple weeks ago. You look well . . . up and about and all . . . what the hell do you want?
As Randal is about to say something, BBBMan interupts him.
BBBMan: Let me guess, you want an autograph, is that it? Randal, you're not pretty enough and your tits are too small! So I'll tell you what, I'll give you until the count of one to get out of my face . . . I have a very nice lady waiting for me in my locker room, with an ice cold beer in her hand. I don't have time for your crap!
As Randal is about to say something, BBBMan rolls his eyes and then opens his shaken beer right in Randal's face! It sprays all over him. BBBMan smashes the can over his head! Randal hits the floor. BBBMan picks him up and starts to punch him repeatedly. BBBMan grabs him and throws him, back first, against the concrete wall. Randal falls to the floor. BBBMan slowly picks him up, stares him in the eyes, and then chokeslams him down to the concrete floor! The crowd is going nuts and chanting BBBMan's name!
Randal looks to be out cold. BBBMan looks to his right and finds a metal folding chair. He smirks, grabs the chair, and lays it next to Randal's limp body.
BBBMan: Here you go Randal . . . you'll need this for later.
BBBMan walks away and the scene fades on Randal's beer soaked body.
David Saturn-"Some people never change!"
Neal Steal-"They haven't even been in the building 5 minutes and they have brutally attacked someone!"
David Saturn-"It was only B-Man who attacked him actually..."
Neal Steal-"Nothing but thugs! The backstage area isn't safe with those two drunken thugs around. How could Maggia allow Slop to bring B-Drunk back into wrestling!"
David Saturn-"There's Rattlesnake. I believe we are on a few second tape delay for stuff what happens backstage if you're wondering why we have a random shot of Rattlesnake here..."
We see Rattlesnake coming into the lobby. He stops in front of a vending machine and puts down his wrestling gear. Just then there is a loud smack. Snake falls to the floor the camera switches angles and we see Rusty standing over him holding a chair.
Rusty Axel: SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CON OLD RUSTY BY TRYING TO TRICK HIM INTO THINKING YOU WANTED TO JOIN ME. WELL FORGET IT LOSER. I HAVE JASON HOWARD UNDER MY WING NOW AND THAT BOY IS FIFTY TIMES BETTER THEN YOU WILL EVER BE!
Rusty raises the chair and slams it down again hard across the rib area of Rattlesnake. A shadow emerges behind Rusty. It is Jason Howard who begins to mount and assault along with Rusty. After the two beat and pound on Rattlesnake Jason looks down at Snake.
Jason Howard: You had your chance to get Rusty's help. You didn't want it so suck it up. I am the chosen one. The prodigal son.
Jason spits on Rattlesnake. Rusty smiles with pure pleasure.
Rusty Axel: You did not honestly think old Rusty is that stupid did you boy? Old Rusty has been around way to long for that one. Let this be a lession Snake. If you ever really decide you are ready for my help then come see but your eyes lied to Rusty in that promo and gave you away.
Rusty gives Snake one last kick and Rusty and Jason leave.
David Saturn-"What are you laughing at?"
Neal Steal-"Rattlesnake just got taken to the woodshed courtesy of Old Rusty! Rattlesnake was never going to fool Rusty saying he would be willing to join him. If that was true he would have joined Rusty when he had the chance and he stupidly turned the offer down..."
David Saturn-"So how can you condone that when you were condemning the Badd Boyz a few moments ago!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty is an official here at AWR and he only does that in extreme circumstances. The Badd Boyz will be violently attacking people week in and week out...Rusty only delivers beatings like that in moderation."
David Saturn-"Randal has done far worse to Slick than what Rattlesnake has done to Rusty."
Neal Steal-"Well I hope Randal does something bad to B-Man tonight! Then again maybe not too much I want to see B-Man sizzle at Baddlands! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
VS
From Dartmouth, Canada...Harris...BROTHERS!!!
David Saturn-"Certainly good to see more teams surfacing in AWR ahead of the tag title match at Baddlands..."
Neal Steal-"Should be called Pottymouth, Canada. That's what Harris Brothers and Rattlesnake are all vulgar, inarticulate individuals..."
From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Carr back to his insufferable worst moaning about having his ass kicked by Fa Sho again..."
Neal Steal-"Robert was just a little unlucky he had Fa Sho's number..."
David Saturn-"Might be better for him if he stayed away from Sho. Plus I think Sho might die of boredom if he has to kick Carr's ass again..."
Neal Steal-"How dare you!"
Accompanied by AWR Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"Stand up and show appreciation for this legend! God this crowd are ungrateful here in Phoenix!"
David Saturn-"Well Jason isn't a legend..."
Neal Steal-"I was referring to Rusty and Jason will be taken to greatness. Jason is listening to the right people he will be very successful with Rusty guiding him..."
David Saturn-"Jason has probably had a more successful career in his short time wrestling than Rusty has after 33 years! in the ring"
Rusty Axel has accompanied Carr and Howard to ringside. As Bret takes up his position in the corner Carr attacks Matt from behind. Clubs to the back and an uppercut as Matt spins around. Carr goes for the whip, reversed, Carr charges back and Matt catches Carr with a big boot to the face! That was one hell of a ferocious kick by huge Matt Harris and Carr is fortunate he wasn't knocked senseless! Matt with the tag to Bret...
Neal Steal-"Matt Harris is exactly what Rusty hates. A steroid, ridden, muscled juice freak!"
David Saturn-"No Matt Harris is naturally huge...you can tell who's on the juice and who isn't. Matt isn't one of them..."
Neal Steal-"Should be in the zoo that's where giraffes belong...get your hands off Carr you're not the legal man now!"
Matt holds Carr as Bret jabs him in the ribs. Solid forearm to the head and Bret goes for a bodyslam. Carr seemed out of it after the kick but suddenly lands on his feet and scoops Bret up. Carr with a scoop slam and then he starts taunting the crowd. Not a great idea as Bret is up to his feet. Carr turns back around and Bret nails him with a clothesline! Carr whipped off the ropes and this time Bret connects with a flying clothesline!
David Saturn-"Carr moving fairly well was lucky to avoid that car..."
Neal Steal-"Should have pressed charges..."
David Saturn-"Well SIN have been trying to set people on fire! Adkins who has been given a long overdue suspension until Baddlands tried to set Slick on fire! He even threatened his own partner Randal!"
Neal Steal-"Adkins tried to do that Carr never held the match..."
David Saturn-"He did nothing to stop it..."
Some solid shots here by Bret who is somewhat more of a technician than his brothers Matt and Rattlesnake. Of course you only have to look at Matt to see why he relies more on brute strength. Bret pulls Carr to his feet and tags Matt back into the match. Solid right hand by Matt but Howard suddenly reaches over and gets in a cheap shot. That may buy Carr some time as Matt is easily angered much like Rattlesnake.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! What is it with big men losing their tempers so easily?"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris showing a bit of inexperience here should have ignored that...what is Rusty doing?"
As the ref is distracted by Matt yelling at Jason (who has dropped off the apron to avoid Matt) suddenly Rusty attacks Bret in the opposite corner! Rusty picks up Bret and drops him face first on the barricade! The ref didn't see it (probably a surprise Rusty didn't screw it up and got his team disqualified) as Matt backs Carr into the corner. Matt yells at Rusty as he notices Bret down on the floor...
David Saturn-"What a fair, impartial head of talent relations we have!"
Neal Steal-"Take that sarcastic tone out of your voice. I saw Bret threatening Rusty the camera didn't catch that..."
David Saturn-"I didn't see that and Rusty had no right to interfere..."
Hard right hand by Matt followed by several knees to the ribs. Bret Harris is still down he may well have injured his throat there. It was Rusty of course who forced Bret to leave the AWR in the past and he looks very pleased with himself. Matt Harris with a scoopslam and a BIG elbowdrop! Cover...1,2...and Carr gets his shoulder up. Another right hand by Matt and Carr is backed into the corner again...
David Saturn-"Jason Howard not seeing much action so far. the Harris Bros certainly a better unit..."
Neal Steal-"What's that supposed to mean?"
David Saturn-"They have worked better as a team in this match..."
Neal Steal-"Jason has had some involvement and that was only because Matt Harris held Carr when he should have been taking his place on the apron..."
Carr suddenly fights back with kicks to the ribs and then he tries to whip Matt into the corner. Not a great idea as Matt reverses and chokes Carr in the corner. The ref breaks it up as Matt sends Carr to the mat with a headbutt. The scene cuts to Bret Harris who is coughing up blood and looking in bad shape. Refs are taking a look at him as Matt delivers a pump handle slam while Rusty tries to get the refs attention...
David Saturn-"I think Rusty is trying to get Carr and Howard a cheap victory here. Rusty of course still loosely affiliated with SIN while his alliance with Jason Howard has been a more recent development..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty just showing concern for Bret. He's the head of talent relations and Bret is clearly injured the ref should stop the match..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! Rusty's the one who attacked Bret! Not to mention attacking Rattlesnake who is being looked over backstage as we speak..."
It looks like Rusty is asking the ref to stop the match due to Bret's injury caused by Rusty himself. The ref refuses to stop it as Matt goes to charge off the ropes. Foolishly however he did it too close to Jason Howard who clubs him across the back. Jason quickly drops off the apron again as Carr charges from behind! Matt is knocked over the top rope and to the outside! Rusty still has the ref distracted...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Look at that oaf fall! Couldn't land on his feet because he has no agility!"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris is extremely agile for a man his size...Rusty still trying to get involved..."
Neal Steal-"Its his job to be involved with the talent!"
David Saturn-"Its not his job to support some talent and screw others!"
Hard clothesline by Howard who then throws Matt back into the ring. Tag to Howard officially coming into this matchup for the first time. Hard right hands by Howard but he isn't able to knock Matt down. Howard whips Matt off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the knee as Matt charges back. Matt drops to one knee as Jason taunts the crowd instead of staying on his huge opponent. Carr made the same error...
David Saturn-"Well Howard is finally in the ring...officially..."
Neal Steal-"At least he's still here Bret Harris has abandoned his own brother..."
David Saturn-"He was coughing up blood he could barely even stand from being dropped on that barrier throat first!"
Despite barely having done anything (except distractions and cheap shots) Howard rams Matt into Carr's outstretched boot and makes the tag. Carr surprisingly does not seem annoyed perhaps knowing Jason did get the upper hand during his brief spell in the ring. Matt reverses a whip (maybe Carr will realise soon it isn't easy to whip monsters like Matt across the ring) but as Carr charges back he delivers a high dropkick!
David Saturn-"Great agility there by Robert Carr! Caught Matt Harris right on the chin and Matt is down...for a moment anyway..."
Neal Steal-"He better get used to that. Faster, quicker, more intelligent opponents will beat size all the time..."
David Saturn-"Howard and Carr working quite well as a team...albeit it this is more or less a handicap match. Even when Bret was at ringside..."
Neal Steal-"Exactly a handicap for Matt because of how useless Bret is..."
David Saturn-"No a handicap due to the so called legend's constant cheating..."
That actually (albeit briefly) knocked Matt Harris off his feet. Carr tags Howard back in and both men go for the whip this time. That worked but Matt manages to stop his momentum on the rebound and knocks down Howard with a right hand! Suddenly Rusty is up on the apron and he sprays Matt in the face with something! Matt is blinded and Howard rolls him up...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR AND JASON HOWARD
David Saturn-"Oh come on!"
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Rusty leads Carr and Howard to a win! Many will follow if they have the likes of Rusty in their corner!"
David Saturn-"Well I don't know how often they are going to team. Oh look at that...the ref made an error there Matt had his shoulder up..."
Matt begins protesting to the ref. On the replay it shows that despite being sprayed in the face he still had his shoulder up. The ref however as sometimes occurs failed to notice it! Bret Harris runs back to ringside with a chair and Carr, Howard and Rusty quickly race out of the ring!
David Saturn-"Impressive by Matt Harris. Had to go through most of the match all alone and it took cheating and a referee error for Howard and Carr to get the win. He's going to have a huge test against Hell coming up soon...
Neal Steal-"You should be giving the winners some credit. Matt Harris is a loser and its harder to be a loser when you're as big as he is! He might be the world's biggest loser...literally! Ha ha ha ha ha! Then again your Dad probably weighed more..."
David Saturn-"Speaking of Hell we will have an announcement on his recent absence following this commercial break...
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As we return from commercial we see AWR Champion Anthony Royal having a discussion with Silvio Megala.
Royal: Look Silvio, I understand he has your back against the wall. He has something on you, he’s blackmailing you, I get that. I get that you don’t want whatever it is he has on you to become public, but you can’t let him have 50% control. You just can’t. He is already drunk with power. Can you imagine what will happen if he has 50% control? You just have to stand up to that little bastard and squash this all tonight.
Silvio: Anthony, it’s unfortunately just not that simple. Of course its all lies but jealousy will blind people to the truth! You know what its like to be envied by so many..."
Royal: It is that simple Silvio. Deep down you know whatever he has on you, it’s going to come out anyways. You want to save face? Come clean yourself and tell that punk to shove his 50% stake contract straight up his arrogant ass.
Silvio: The great Silvio Megala understands where you’re coming from, and there is nothing that would be more enjoyable than wringing that miscreant’s neck, but right now, these golden hands are tied.
Royal looks a bit frustrated by this answer, while Silvio simply looks down right depressed. Royal looks as if he is about to snap for a second, but instead takes a deep breath and keeps the conversation civil.
Royal:"Alright fine. But you know as well as I do that he is trying to screw me over with this mystery opponent BS. Do me a favor and get that worm to reveal who it is for me as part of the deal please?"
Silvio pats Royal on the shoulder.
Silvio:"The billion dollar emperor will do what needs to be done!"
Royal nods and walks away, leaving Silvio alone. Silvio plants his face in his palm, suggesting that the stress of whatever the situation is that he finds himself in is getting to him. The camera then fades back to ringside.
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala and Mr Royal don't deserve this. Looks like Saturn has gone into the ring for some reason..."
The camera cut to Saturn who is in the centre of the ring...
David Saturn-"It is now my duty to announce some sad news. A few weeks ago Damian Lucifer...who we at AWR know as Hell...suffered a very sad loss in his personal life. Indeed that is why he has been absent these past few weeks. Unfortunately Hell's young daughter who was only 5 years old recently passed away. We at AWR send our condolences to Mr Lucifer at this very sad time. Hell will return to action in 2 weeks at Baddlands..."
Saturn retakes his seat as the crowd politely applaud out of respect...
Neal Steal-"That is most unfortunate news. Five years old what kind of a life is that?"
David Saturn-"Well I'm glad you just said that."
Neal Steal-"Why would I say anything else? My personal dislike of Hell has nothing to do with his daughter. Nobody likes to see a little girl pass away at such a young age..."
David Saturn-"Couldn't agree more..."
Neal Steal-"Hardly a surprise though is it?"
David Saturn-"What does that mean exactly?"
Neal Steal-"With a Father like Hell its a surprise she reached the age of five to be honest..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up! How can you make a comment like that? Just when I thought you showed a bit of class for a change!"
Neal Steal-"She was the one he allowed to be kidnapped once right? Hell wasn't much of a Father look at the type of people he associates with. Hell knows some dangerous, sick people a little girl was never going to be safe in a world like that..."
David Saturn-"It had nothing to do with how Hell lives his life! He loved that little girl..."
Neal Steal-"So what happened was she kidnapped again and murdered by one of those nutcase devil groups? Or maybe Hell just took his eyes away from her and she ran into the road and..."
David Saturn-"It was a RARE DISEASE you fool! Hell might not have been parent of the year but he was at no fault for his daughters death whatsoever! You're pathetic!"
Neal Steal-"Sometimes stuff needs to be said...if the disease hadn't killed her Hell would have done something to cause it."
David Saturn-"No there's a line you don't cross and what you said was complete nonsense! Good grief!"
Neal Steal-"Here comes Slop...he was insulting Hell this past week. Why don't you condemn him for his comments..."
David Saturn-"Slick didn't know Hell was absent due to his daughter's death..."
Neal Steal-"Bet he knew all along..."
VS
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Slick...DOCTOR!!!
Neal Steal-"After Baddlands we can have a new name for him...Sizzlin Slop! Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Yes I get it...and its not remotely funny. There's no humour about an inferno match...though ticket sold out within hours at the Boston Garden."
Neal Steal-"They love the Badd Boyz in that state...goodness knows why..."
David Saturn-"Maybe because they have a lot of talent and character. What would you know about that you possess neither!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake was attacked he might not even be able to make it out..."
Neal Steal-"Well I guess Slop will be the winner but its a win win situation really. Rattlesnake loses here tonight and Slop will sizzle at Baddlands! Ha ha ha ha!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Slop is seeing what he looks like on a Friday night..."
David Saturn-"That's not funny...don't you know what a major issue concussions have been in wrestling?
Neal Steal-"Might have knocked some sense into Rattlesnake...shame its too late to join Rusty now...he had his chance..."
David Saturn-"Slick lies to fight and he's not too happy at what looks like an easy win here with Rattlesnake in this state..."
Rattlesnake staggers to the ring clearly in no state to wrestle after the attack earlier. Snake enters the ring as Slick does not look happy. Snake charges but is throwing right hands all over the place. Snake backs Slick into the corner but Slick spins him round and knocks Snake down. Normally one shot wouldn't knock Snake down. Snake is bleeding a bit too looks like the stitches were rushed...
David Saturn-"Snake might be busted open quite badly...those stitches have been completely rushed..."
Neal Steal-"Well Snake has brought it upon himself...not that I take any joy in seeing Slop deliver a beating..."
David Saturn-"I think Slick is being a little cautious you never know if Snake is as injured as he is making out. He's showing a little fight here..."
Snake gets to his feet and whips Slick off the ropes. Snake connects with an elbow and some stomps. It looks like Snake has shaken off his concussion as he goes to climb to the top rope. As Snake reaches the middle rope he suddenly loses footing and falls to the ground. The ref looks at Snake and seems to consider stopping the match but Slick shakes his head as he sees the ref look towards the timekeeper...
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop you said he didn't want to win the match this way. He wants to humiliate Rattlesnake..."
David Saturn-"Slick certainly wants to win the right way. He wants to pin Rattlesnake not have the victory handed to him. I think Rusty might have second thoughts about what he's done he's certainly no fan of Slick..."
Neal Steal-"Definitely not..."
Snake tries to rise to his feet but Slick charges and plants Snake into the mat with a bulldog. Slick looks annoyed he isn't the type who would have wanted to win a match like this. Slick isn't beyond cheating certainly and he goes to pull Snake back up to his feet. Snake suddenly leaps up and the ref is accidentally knocked down by Snake's elbow. Snake connects with a low blow...
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake has some awareness of where he is I'm sure he meant that..."
Neal Steal-"He hasn't forgotten how to run his mouth...still he seems to spend all his life in the ring Slop was right for once. Do we ever see him anywhere else and why have we been dragged out to commentate on his house show appearances?"
Snake starts cursing at everyone in sight and then kicks Slick hard in the face. Snake goes to the outside and picks up a chair. It looks like Snake has completely lost his temper here as he starts yelling for Rusty to come out. Snake takes the chair into the ring and goes to nail Slick in the head with it! Slick however ducks and Snake drops the chair! Slick takes a quick look at the refs position...
Neal Steal-"Well thought you said Slop wanted to win fair and square..."
David Saturn-"If someone brings a chair into the ring Slick is happy to use it. Probably the only chance Rattlesnake had in this state and Slick is certainly more accomplished..."
Slick then delivers the DOC-TORE DRIVER right on the chair! Slick kicks away the chair as the ref gets to his feet...1,2...3!!! Slick calls for a beer and places one on the mat next to Snake. Slick leaves the ring (at least not rubbing his victory in Snake's face considering the circumstances) and makes his way backstage. Snake meanwhile staggers to his feet but collapses back down again.
WINNER BY PINFALL: SLICK DOCTOR
David Saturn-"I think that beer is Slick's way of saying no hard feelings but you can only beat what's in front of you. Snake knew enough about where he was to come out for the match. A gutsy effort by Rattlesnake for sure..."
Neal Steal-"Slop's an idiot what Rattlesnake needs is a scan and some new stitches. Not a beer!"
David Saturn-"Well beer has always got Slick back on his feet! Wait looks like decision time!"
The scene cuts backstage again where we now see Roberto Maggia holding a clipboard in hand. Maggia takes a seat and pushes the clipboard forward across a table. The camera pans round where we see Silvio again...
Roberto Maggia-"So Silvio I'm assuming you have reached your decision? Or do we have to take this to the ring in front of the thousands who despise you so much?"
Silvio's hands are trembling and the look in his eyes can barely conceal his fury. Maggia's hands are not shaking in any way but he returns what can only be interpreted as a cold look of hate..."
Silvio Megala-"Karma is going to bite back for your actions here Roberto. You're too young to understand but what goes around comes around..."
Maggia lets out a high, cold laugh.
Roberto Maggia-"No I do understand that and if anyone is getting the dose of karma they deserve its you! Now how about the contract get your lawyer to take another look at it if you want..."
The lawyer looks over the contract again and nods...
Silvio Megala-"Once this contract is signed this disgraceful charade must come to an end! You could still reverse your decision of course Roberto. You will still have your position here so how about you have a rethink about what you're doing. You're too young why don't you release this unmerited bitterness..."
Maggia thumps his hand across the table...
Roberto Maggia-"You know full well I'm not a complete idiot! I could have gone to the very top on my own but its so much sweeter to make you suffer along the way! Do you really expect me to believe that and besides it is ME who holds all the cards! I am the true power around here! Even that idiot Rusty has more genuine power than you do and he's no threat because he messes everything up anyway!"
Silvio Megala-"At least let Anthony Royal know who his opponent is. Lets have that as part of the deal..."
Roberto Maggia-"Ok sign that and you have my word...its too late to put it in writing. I want the deal signed TONIGHT!"
Silvio sighs and reaches for his pen. Silvio takes a look at the contract, then at Roberto and signs...
Silvio Megala-"There! Now are you satisfied? That is ALL you're getting its nothing short of extortion! Now who's the opponent?"
Roberto Maggia-"Hand me the contract..."
Maggia looks at the contract and nods to his lawyer.
Roberto Maggia-"I'm fully aware Silvio that 50% is your limit. Only reason I didn't ask for 100% in writing is because your ego couldn't take it and I would be left with nothing! Everyone knows that in reality I might as well be 100% you never know what words could slip out..."
Silvio stands up looking incensed...
Silvio Megala-"You promised that this would be the end of the matter! You have committed extortion, forced an unwanted return to the ring how much more!"
Roberto Maggia-"Yes I said you wouldn't have to sign over stakes in any other companies which you would never do anyway. I never said that at every turn, every corner you wouldn't have to look over your shoulder. I know for a fact the truth is going to come out! You just don't know WHEN! Lets see how long it takes you to snap...I wouldn't be surprised if you crack right now! Personally I don't give a damn if the truth comes out! Its going to be enjoyable watching you tortured slowly never knowing when your evil, twisted world is going to be blown apart! For your whole 36 years you have ruined people's lifes now its time you suffered some true humiliation!"
Megala looks like he's going to attack Maggia but stays seated...
Silvio Megala-"The figurehead of class and wealth won't give you the satisfaction! It will all backfire on you...its all lies!"
Roberto Maggia-"The people know you're the liar! Oh and maybe I told a small, white lie about Royal as well!"
Silvio Megala-"You said you would reveal the opponent tonight! How dare you go back on your word yet again!"
Roberto Maggia-"Is that in writing? No it wasn't...Royal will have another week of guessing ahead of him. The opponent will be named next week and the viewers have my word on that!"
Silvio slams his pen down. We would expect to see Maggia laughing but instead he just coldly glares at Megala as he leaves the room. Maggia then turns to his lawyer...
Roberto Maggia-"I know 50% isn't much of a victory. Infact even the truth coming out probably wouldn't be enough to satisfy me. The only thing that would give me pure satisfaction is standing over his cold, dead body..."
Maggia stares into space again. Fa Sho may think otherwise but Maggia is either a damn good actor or that's pure hatred in his eyes!
Neal Steal-"Why does he hate Mr Megala so much? He's too young to be so jealous..."
David Saturn-"Well I thought he might be a spy for the government but that look suggests more. I wouldn't be surprised if the Maggia family were screwed on some business deal by Silvio. I still wouldn't rule out the feds being involved but its clear Maggia has some deep personal hate for Megala."
Neal Steal-"Maggia is lucky he's got that 50% now leave Mr Megala alone!"
David Saturn-"We will be back in a moment as Fa Sho will be in action!"
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VS
Dustin Weaver is already in the ring as Fa Sho's music plays...
Neal Steal-"Must be short on time poor Dustin didn't even get his entrance on Tv..."
David Saturn-"It was the same boring piece of music you didn't miss anything viewers. Dustin missing all his personal appearances this past week at least he's shown up for his match..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is nuts even you don't believe Maggia is working with Mr Megala do you?"
David Saturn-"Absolutely not. There's plenty of things to admire about Fa Sho but he's certainly a very paranoid individual. I think he's got Roberto Maggia's loyalties entirely wrong..."
Neal Steal-"Look at this reckless attack..."
Sho races into the ring taking "Hero" by surprise. Right hands by Sho who certainly isn't wasting any time getting started here. Sho may have started too fast as "Hero" winds him with a shot to the ribs. "Hero" whips Sho off the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. "Hero" yells at the crowd not to call him Dustin stupidly taking his gaze away from Sho.
David Saturn-"Its a shame Fa Sho isn't enjoying being CRASH Champion as much as he ought to. Still nothing wrong with wanting to be the very best..."
Neal Steal-"He had his chances and he blew them...Maggia should be the one upset with Sho not the other way around..."
David Saturn-"Well some would say Fa Sho was robbed certainly at Deadly Game in particular. That CRASH title will become more and more recognised with someone like Fa Sho holding it..."
Neal Steal-"Looked better on Robert Carr. If Sho isn't happy holding that belt he should give it back to Robert its rightful owner..."
David Saturn-"Anything except yet another Sho v Carr match would be nice..."
Elbowdrop by "Hero" and then he pulls Sho to his feet. Sho whipped off the ropes and as he charges back he goes for a flying crossbody. "Hero" catches him however and delivers a backbreaker. "Hero" taunts the crowd again but Sho is back up and unleashes a flurry of right hands! Dustin responds with a kick to the gut and whips Sho into the corner.
David Saturn-"Fa Sho not convinced by Silvio being forced to return to the ring. I guess that's Maggia's way of punishing Silvio..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala used to beat Fa Sho at will..."
David Saturn-"Back when he was KJD yes and even Sho has admitted he was not instantly great. Fa Sho has however evolved into a legendary competitor and more than a match for Silvio these days."
Neal Steal-"Could be good for Mr Megala in a way a chance to let his recent frustrations out..."
"Hero" charges but Sho moves and "Hero" hits the turnbuckle. Sho leaps to the top rope and comes off with a flying dropkick! Sho with another dropkick attempt but this time "Hero" catches him! "Hero" slams Sho hard into the mat then climbs to the top rope. "Hero" leaps off as Sho is back on his feet but Sho steps aside catching "Hero's" arm in mid air and taking him down!
David Saturn-"Great counter!"
Neal Steal-"Canada's Hero will fight this!"
Sho releases the arm but quickly goes for the legs and applies the LOCKDOWN! "Hero" screams out in pain and immediately taps out.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: FA SHO
David Saturn-"Do you ever call a submission right?"
Neal Steal-"Oh shut up! I'm disappointed with Canada's Hero there even you must admit he could have held on for more than a second!"
David Saturn-"I guess the CRASH title didn't mean that much to Dustin. Showed very little heart there though not much chance of escaping when Sho has that locked on..."
Sho refuses to release the hold as the ref tries to break it up. Sho releases for a moment and knocks the ref down with a right hand. More refs come down and Sho charges at them forcing them to scatter. Sho goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Sho stomps on Dustin's ankle then places the chair over it. Sho has completely snapped here...
Neal Steal-"This is uncalled for! Leave Canada's hero alone!"
David Saturn-"Well at least medical treatment is free in Canada. Fa Sho obviously not believing the contract signing was anything more than a ruse...but I think he's really got the wrong idea here..."
Neal Steal-"He's going to break the ankle! This is uncalled for brutality!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho certainly threatened something like this might happen..."
Sho isn't of stable mind and considering his recent conspiracy theories this attack may have come as no surprise. Sho climbs to the top rope and drops all his weight right on the chair! "Hero" screams in pain and clutches at his ankle. Sho delivers a couple more stomps. The crowd cheer Sho even though some may believe he's completely in the wrong here...
Neal Steal-"How can you condone that Saturn?"
David Saturn-"Did I say I condone it? Fa Sho has clearly lost the plot here and taken it out on Dustin Weaver. The crowd reaction is a little disturbing they appeared to have enjoyed that..."
Neal Steal-"They are sick people!"
David Saturn-"Don't go away because up next we will see what we have all longed for these past 5 years..."
The medics attend to "Hero" as Sho walks up the ramp looking like a man who's completely lost his mind! Or to be more accurate a man who probably lost his mind some time ago!
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MOMENTS AGO:
We see a repeat of the vicious attack by Fa Sho on Canada's "Hero" before cutting to the announcers.
David Saturn-"Well Steal you seem almost pleased..."
Neal Steal-"Why would I be pleased?"
David Saturn-"Because you probably think you have got one over on me. I don't condone what Fa Sho just did and you can't hide your joy over it can you?"
Neal Steal-"I feel nothing but pity for Canada's Hero..."
We cut to the parking lot where "Hero" is being loaded onto a stretcher. Suddenly Sho appears out of nowhere, grabs the stretcher and rams "Hero" face first into the wall while still on the stretcher! The camera spins around and we see someone (probably Sho) has placed a car right in front of the ambulance! The medics try to help but seems scared of approaching Sho and who can blame them at the moment!
David Saturn-"Come on Sho! Snap out of this haven't you done enough?"
Neal Steal-"That's a low class choice of words..."
David Saturn-"What is? You don't like Fa Sho so why are you so bothered if I criticise him over something?
Neal Steal-"He just snapped the ankle of Canada's Hero and you used the word snap..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Sho spots a small forklift and picks up "Hero" before placing him on the lift. Sho gets into the forklift and raises it with "Hero" in the air and only concrete below. Sho drives the forklift past the ambulance and has enough room to get past the parked car. Sho notices an open dumpster in the parking lot. He drives towards it and drops "Hero" right into the open dumpster!
David Saturn-"I can't believe what we have just witnessed!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho is a maniac! I despise Roberto Maggia but he's done nothing bad to Fa Sho!"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho is out of his mind..."
Sho gets out the forklift and slams the lid! We hear Sho call Dustin a "piece of trash" as he goes back into the arena. The scene cuts back to a shocked Saturn and a disgusted Steal.
Neal Steal-"You come out here praising Sho week after week what do you have to say now?"
David Saturn-"Fa Sho was out of line that's all I can say. Weaver didn't deserve that treatment. Fa Sho clearly believes there's a massive conspiracy against him but he's reacted in an extreme way here. I'm sure Fa Sho might look back on this and realise he's probably gone too far..."
Neal Steal-"You're always sucking up to him about time you admit the truth..."
David Saturn-"Because I like Fa Sho but I'm disappointed with him here. The crowd cheered him throughout all that but I really can't agree with it. I'm on Maggia's side in this one...maybe Sho will realise at the PPV he's got this all wrong..."
Neal Steal-"Here comes Randal...and he's planning to derail B-Man's return!"
VS
From Halifax, Canada...Red...RANDAL!!!
David Saturn-"What an occasion this is for Red Randal about to face the legendary Big Bad B-Man..."
Neal Steal-"Randal is not intimidated..."
David Saturn-"This place is about to explode!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...BIG...BAD...B-MAN!!!
David Saturn-"WOW! I haven't approved of the crowd entirely here tonight but what an awesome reaction!"
Neal Steal-"Drunks of the world rejoice! Your hero returns and when he loses you have yet another excuse to drown your sorrows!"
David Saturn-"B-Man knew he would get a great reaction but he isn't egotistical enough to believe it would be this good! Look at B-Man go! Right hands and the multi time NIWF champion is taking it to Randal!"
The crowd erupt as B-Man wastes no time in charging to the ring! Both men trade right hands and the crowd are in a frenzy as B-Man gets the better of the exchange! Randal is backed into the corner as B-Man continues laying in fists. Randal manages to catch B-Man with a blatant eyerake to the face and tries to back B-Man into the corner.
Neal Steal-"Step in ref! B-Man is using closed fists! Disqualify him!"
David Saturn-"Should Randal be disqualified for that eyerake then?"
B-Man immediately spins Randal round and lays in right hands again! B-Man hasn't lost a beat! Ferocious, thunderous rights by B-Man who takes Randal across the ring and rams him head first into the turnbuckle! B-Man does it twice more for good measure! B-Man is looking borderline unstoppable but Randal shows he's still in this reversing a whip and sending B-Man into the far corner.
David Saturn-"B-Man certainly in peak condition! Might even be in the best shape of his career. He's refreshed and lets hope he becomes as synonymous with AWR as he was with NIWF!"
Neal Steal-"He's just a brawler! We haven't seen one wrestling move from him..."
David Saturn-"What the hell is Randal then? He's a brawler but he's taking on the king of brawling here! WOW! Good God what a clothesline!"
B-Man however immediately charges out and nearly takes Randal's head off with a clothesline! Randal may be a bully but nobody has ever bullied BBB-Man! Randal tries to pull himself up with the ropes but B-Man charges up and knees Randal in the back of the head! B-Man grins out at the crowd who are going absolutely crazy here.
Neal Steal-"Yes grin now but they are going to be left with nothing but broken dreams! Your blue collar hero is going to be humiliated on his return!"
David Saturn-"This really is shaping up to be one hell of a brawl...B-Man has been in his fair share of fights in the last five years I assure you of that!"
Neal Steal-"Once a thug, always a thug!"
Randal pulls himself back up but B-Man clotheslines him over the top rope! B-Man goes to follow but Randal despite being dominated so far is quickly to his feet. B-Man followed too fast and while he's looked like he's never left the ring his timing was a bit off there. Randal grabs B-Man's legs and pulls him to the outside. Uppercut by Randal.
David Saturn-"Randal taking the shots like a man here. Randal is tough we saw ahainst Royal he can raise his game and he recently upset RCH3 albeit in controversial circumstances..."
Neal Steal-"B-Man is staggering...no surprise there. That's what he does every night. Where he was the last few years in prison or the Betty Ford Clinic?"
Another has B-Man staggering as the front row yell abuse at Randal. Another uppercut by Randal who threatens a couple of fans and goes to strike B-Man again. B-Man blocks the blow and kicks Randal in the ribs. Randal is doubled over and B-Man goes to whip Randal into the ringpost! Randal reverses the whip and sends B-Man flying over the announce table right into Steal!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! B-Man is getting himself reacquainted with an old friend!"
Steal falls off his chair as the crowd look thrilled. Steal yells at B-Man (even though it was Randal's fault) but B-Man shoves him to the ground! Randal is back in the ring as B-Man begins stomping on Steal! Vicious stomps here by B-Man who is kicking Steal's ass here but it seems he has forgotten about Randal for a second. Randal attacks from behind....
David Saturn-"Ha ha ha! Steal getting exactly what he deserves! B-Man didn't kick his ass in NIWF he's making up for lost time!"
Randal (not seeming particularly concerned about Steal) clubs B-Man on the back of the head. B-Man spins round, ducks a clothesline and a hard right hand knocks Randal down! B-Man begins stomping all over Randal as Steal is lying motionless on the ground. B-Man reaches out and shakes Saturn's hand before ramming Randal head first into the announce table!
David Saturn-"Its great to have you back B!"
B-Man climbs on top of the table and begins pounding on Randal! B-Man rolls Randal back into the ring and places his head and neck over the edge of the apron. B-Man charges and drops his elbow right across Randal's throat! B-Man charges again and elbows Randal across the throat again! Steal meanwhile has crawled back into his seat.
Neal Steal-"fdhsjngdhdsbhdsvds"
David Saturn-"What?"
Neal Steal-"Water...thug..."
Steal pours his glass of water over his head looking totally disorientated. Randal reverses a whip and as B-Man charges back he is knocked down with a huge boot to the face! B-Man clutches his head Randal delivered that with some real impact! The camera focuses on Steal who cheers loudly as Randal nails B-Man with a clothesline! Cover...1,2...and B-Man kicks out.
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Randal is the winner...oh!"
David Saturn-"Did you enhoy part of the action Steal?"
Neal Steal-"He turned round and brutally assaulted me for no reason!"
David Saturn-"Randal threw B-Man into you why don't you blame him?"
Neal Steal-"He had no right to do that! Come on Randal knock him out!"
Randal whips B-Man into the ropes and being too predictable (as is often the case with Randal) goes for another big boot. B-Man catches the boot and knocks Randal down with a right hand! B-Man then stomps Randal very close to the groin area! Very nearly a low blow and the ref warns B-Man. Stomps to the leg of Randal who manages to get to his feet.
Neal Steal-"Thug!"
David Saturn-"Full marks for originality are you going to come up with a new insult for the Badd Boyz soon?"
Neal Steal-"Can't wait to see him lose here...the look on your face Saturn it will be priceless!"
David Saturn-"Like riding a bike for B-Man being back in the ring..."
Right hand by B-Man as Randal is backed into the corner. B-Man throws Randal through the middle rope and to the outside but Randal grabs B-Man's leg. Randal pulls B-Man's leg towards the ringpost and rams his knee right into the post! Steal cheers as Randal goes to do it again but B-Man shows tremendous leg strength managing to block and kick Randal away with his boot...
Neal Steal-"Slop only brought B-Man back for selfish reasons. SIN were clearly outnumbering him so Slop begged B-Man to return. I heard he was down on his knees pleading for help..."
David Saturn-"B-Man retruned for his own personal reasons and to help Slick as a friend. They are true friends...they are like brothers. Closer than most brothers in fact..."
Neal Steal-"Slop is using B-Man for his own needs...B-Man to blinded by booze to see Slop's real motive..."
B-Man clutches his knee as Randal lays in right hands from the outside. Randal tries to pull B-Man to the floor but B-Man blocks with a thumb to the eye. B-Man like his partner is happy to resort to a few cheap shots. B-Man takes a breather as Randal climbs up to the top rope. Randal flies off and unlike most of his previous efforts manages to pull of an aerial move...flying clothesline!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha! Never mind Slop you're going to be back on your own again soon!"
David Saturn-"There's no truth in your comments at all. Slick wanted to reform the Badd Boyz certainly..."
Neal Steal-"Yes Slop wanted B-Man back it more or less doubles his merchandise profits having the Badd Boyz back as a team. B-Man is a meal ticket for Slop..."
David Saturn-"No truth in that whatsoever..."
Steal laughs like a retarded hyena again....1,2...and B-Man kicks out but Randal goes back on the attack delivering a backbreaker. On occasions Randal has wasted time in that situation but he has not become distracted here. Randal whips B-Man into the corner with some force and B-Man falls to the mat. Kick to the face by Randal and a stomp to the chest.
Neal Steal-"Slop cares so much about B-Man he persuaded him to return when he's booked for an inferno match..."
David Saturn-"B-Man returned before that was booked you fool!"
Neal Steal-"Slop has put B-Man in harm's way...Slop begged and begged B-Man should have stayed retired..."
David Saturn-"Shut up! B-Man returned because he wanted to and like I said there's nothing wrong with helping his old partner out..."
Another stomp by Randal as he pummels on B-Man anD pulls him to his feet. Maybe not the best idea as B-Man begins fighting back! Right hand by B-Man has Randal reeling and then B-Man goes for a suplex. Randal however blocks and delivers a suplex of his own! Cover by Randal again...1,2...and B-Man gets his shoulder up!
David Saturn-"Tracy Adkins suspended of course hence why he's not out here..."
Neal Steal-"I'm surprised Slop isn't out here cheating for B-Man. He begs B-Man to return and won't even help him..."
David Saturn-"The Badd Boyz rarely got involved in each other's individual matches. So many teams split up when one or both members reach the top. I guarantee you Slick and B-Man valued their tag title victories as highly as their world title victories which is rare and a refreshing contrast to so many..."
B-Man is clearly in great shape unlike some wrestlers who return to the ring after a lengthy hiatus. Randal pulls B-Man to his feet and connects with a solid right hand. B-Man whipped off the ropes, rebounds and Randal scoops B-Man up into a bearhug. Randal is just over 300 pounds and while B-Man is well built at 250 Randal has a solid grip locked on here!
Neal Steal-"Squeeze the life out of him Randal! You can do this!"
David Saturn-"Randal has that locked on...B-Man might reach the ropes...or maybe one better he's trying to break out of it!"
Randal is trying to squeeze the life out of B-Man who manages to get his feet down to the mat. With better leverage B-Man manages to fight his way out of the hold with right hands! Randal is staggering and B-Man whips him off the ropes and as Randal charges back B-Man plants him into the mat with a crushing DDT! B-Man does not go for the cover...
Neal Steal-"Ah! Oh no!"
David Saturn-"B-Man maybe should have gone for the cover today. Maybe he's a slight step behind on some of his timing but this is about as perfect a return to the ring after so many years away as I've seen..."
Neal Steal-"Slop must be relieved his meal ticket is still hanging in there..."
David Saturn-"Money has nothing to do with it! Not everybody cares about money more than anything else! Slick and B-Man have an unbreakable bond!"
Instead he decides to pummel Randal with more right hands! This has been more like a boxing match at times but nobody thought it was going to be a technical masterpiece! B-Man drops an elbow across Randal's throat! Another whip attempt, Randal reverses and grabs B-Man by the throat! Looks like Randal is going to return the chokeslam he received a couple of weeks back!
Neal Steal-"That's right Randal! Yahoo! Break him through the mat!"
David Saturn-"B-Man fighting his way out...like I said before there's nobody better when it comes to brawling than the Badd Boyz!"
B-Man fights out with more right hands and then charges off the ropes. Randal scoops B-Man up looking for a slam but B-Man slips out and lands back on his feet! Randal spins round, B-Man ducks a clothesline and scoops Randal up himself! B-Man charges forward with Randal in his arms....BEER RUN!!! B-Man with the cover...1,2...3!!! What a return for Big Bad B-Man!
WINNER BY PINFALL: BIG BAD B-MAN
Neal Steal-"Damn it!"
David Saturn-"What a return! What a night this has been! What a moment!"
Randal gave it his best shot but B-Man was at his brawling best here tonight! The crowd erupt as B-Man calls for some beers! B-Man celebrates as he drinks over the pone body of Randal! As B-Man goes to the top rope Randal starts to rise to his feet. B-Man notices and as Randal gets to his feet B-Man scoops him up and delivers another BEER RUN!!!
Neal Steal-"This is a nightmare...this thug back in wrestling again! You won't be laughing at Baddlands B-Man! Prepare to be humiliated at your own PPV!"
David Saturn-"Its been one hell of a ride here tonight and we have one more stop on the road to Baddlands! See you next week on the CRASH!"
B-Man drinks another beer all in one go and pours another all over the face of Randal! The show fades to black as B-Man climbs to the top rope posing in victory again with a beer in hand!