Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 30, 2012 0:49:03 GMT -4
AWR BADDLANDS
LIVE!
David Saturn-"We are live from the Baddlands of Boston as tonight the new tag titles are on the line! The Badd Boyz team for the first time in just over 5 years against the team of Red Randal and Tracy Adkins...SIN!"
Neal Steal-"There will also be a touch of class added to the broadcast as Mr Royal defends his world title and Mr Megala will be in action for the first time in over a year anywhere!"
David Saturn-"They couldn't ask for opponent much tougher than Lance Invictus and Fa Sho respectively!"
Neal Steal-"Look at this garbage on the stage and turn this dreadful music off!"
David Saturn-"Beer cans, graffiti all over the stage...typical Badd Boyz!"
Neal Steal-"Totally unfair that Mr Royal was only told about his opponent last week but he will be the one with his hand raised as usual!"
David Saturn-"Hey...what's that theme?"
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Its Hell...and he's got some new music!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's recent new theme is far better..."
David Saturn-"Hell returning to the ring after a few weeks of absence due to the tragic death of his daughter. Hopefully you keep your mouth shut about that Steal have a bit of class..."
Neal Steal-"Sometimes the truth just has to be told! Here comes Matt Harris and I'm no fans of his but I hope he ruins Hell's return!"
David Saturn-"Be interesting to see Hell's state of mind tonight after recent events..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...Matt...HARRIS!!![/b]
David Saturn-"Matt Harris not used to stepping into the ring with anyone bigger than he is! Of course he's not been in the ring for that well quite inexperienced being trained by his brothers Bret and Rattlesnake..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better stand tall and not be intimidated here then. Hell's the one who has most to lose here with his reputation being what it is. Of course he's lost enough recently he does not want more losses..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up and stop taking cheap shots over the death of his daughter..."
Neal Steal-"I feel sorry for the girl but I stand by my comments about Hell's lack of parenting skills."
David Saturn-"Do you have a death wish or are you that stupid?"
Two HUGE men about to duke it out here in a slobberknocker of an opening contest. Stare each other down and Hell makes the first move. Hell charges at Matt but barely shifts him with a shoulder charge. Uppercut by Hell but Matt shrugs it off. Matt has something to prove here of course. While he is of similar size he has not yet shown Hell's brute force or sheer durability for that matter...
David Saturn-"Takes more than size to be a suffer. The question with Matt is has he got that killer instinct. A lot of big men in wrestling who have underachieved..."
Neal Steal-"He just needs to use his size and strength. Not like Rattlesnake and Bret will be teaching him wrestling moves since neither can wrestle..."
David Saturn-"If you're talking technically Bret is adept in that area. Matt Harris not backing down here..."
So far he is standing up to Hell. Hell charges again and Matt explodes forward with a clothesline! Hell is knocked to the mat and Matt clubs Hell across the back. Matt whips Hell into the corner (not many could do that at such an early stage in a contest with Hell) but is reckless charging in. Hell moves as Matt crashes into the turnbuckle. Club to the back by Hell followed by a huge boot to the face!
Neal Steal-"Ah! What a kick!"
David Saturn-"Absolutely vicious there by Hell and that's the type of thing we will see in this match!"
Neal Steal-"You won't be seeing a wrestling clinic like you would from Rusty Axel for instance..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Matt falls through the middle rope crashing to the outside. He stood up to Hell's blows initially but that was like being hit with a sledgehammer! Matt gets to his feet as Hell climbs to the top rope. Hell flies off the top taking out Matt with a flying clothesline! Awesome move but Hell is an athletic phenomenon! Hell rolls Matt back into the ring then drops an elbow across the chest.
Neal Steal-"I don't like Matt Harris but at least he's come right out and challenged Hell. He isn't hiding away he's come right out and said he's going to prove he's the best big man here!"
David Saturn-"Well I hope his conditioning is good because that is going to knock the breath out of him!"
Another elbowdrop that is 380+ pounds dropping down on Matt Harris! A third successive elbowdrop follows and Hell with the cover. Not often we see Hell hook the leg but not often he faces someone almost as big. 1,2...and Matt kicks out! Stomp to the head and a punch don't stop Matt from rising to his feet. Another punch and Matt responds with a right. Hell responds with an uppercut...
Neal Steal-"Looks like a Japanese monster movie with these two at ringside. Hopefully they will stay confined to the ring...
David Saturn-"Doubt anyone will try and stop them if they don't!"
Neal Steal-"If Matt Harris didn't have enough motive already Hell called him a jobber this past week..."
David Saturn-"A derogatory term in wrestling circles for people who generally show up certain to lose...Matt Harris winning his match last week of course"
Neal Steal-"I heard Hell threaten me last week but he has also threatened Mr Royal and Mr Megala. Both of whom pass on their sincere condolences to Hell over his sad loss..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure they do...such warm, caring human beings..."
These men could probably slug it out all night. Hell decides to use more force suddenly charging off the ropes. Matt suddenly darts forwad (very quick for his size) and takes out Hell with a spinning heel kick! Not a move we expected to see in this contest and that probably took Hell by surprise. Hell manages to get to his feet despite Matt clubbing him across the back as he tries to rise...
Neal Steal-"That hurt Hell! There you go Matt you can hurt him! He's made of flesh not concrete!"
David Saturn-"That will leave one hell of a handprint...no pun intended!"
Matt backs Hell against the ropes delivering a hard chop to the chest. Looked like it actually hurt Hell as he has a pained expression on his face. Matt scoops Hell up and slams him to the mat! Matt Harris just slammed Hell with ease! What strength he has and Matt hesitates for a second perhaps wondering what to try next. Matt is a rookie still and after a moment he goes for an elbowdrop!
Neal Steal-"Idiot! Stomp him or something don't just stand there!"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris still learning but he's shown he can hang with Hell so far. How long will it last is the key question..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully not long. Usually I would look forward to Mr Royal and Mr Megala's matches more than anything. Tonight however I can't wait to see the Badd Boyz fry!"
David Saturn-"Someone going to be set on fire tonight can't say I'm overjoyed by it..."
Neal Steal-"Of course you are you want to see poor Randal or Tracy burn..."
David Saturn-"Won't be any sympathy for Adkins from me..."
The slight delay allowed the much experienced Hell to roll out of the way! Hell to his feet and Matt follows. Hell with a whip attempt, reversed and Matt crushes Hell in the corner! Hell's ribs may be broken after that and as he staggers forward Matt grabs him by the throat! Matt lifts Hell up and delivers the CHOKESLAM! The finisher Hell has used so effectively has just been used on him!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! A taste of his own medicine!"
David Saturn-"Your back ever recover from that one you suffered Steal?
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Hell loses to his own....OH!"
David Saturn-"Well if Matt didn't realise the sheer scale of what he was facing before he certainly does now!"
Matt with the cover...1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up! Matt looks stunned clearly he didn't expect that. Matt looks slightly worried maybe realising what a force he has taken on here. Hell starts to get to his feet and Matt pulls him all the way up. Hell surprises Matt with an uppercut followed by another. Hell charges but Matt scoops Hell up with ONE HAND and delivers a sidewalk slam!
David Saturn-"Look at the strength...my god!"
Neal Steal-"Hell probably thought Matt would take it easy on him out of compassion for his daughter's death. Business is business though I'm afraid..."
David Saturn-"Will you stop mentioning that? Hell would not want anyone to go easy on him!"
Another cover...1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up again! Matt starts to choke Hell looking frustrated as he squeezes his huge hands over Hell's throat. The ref breaks it up and as Matt argues Hell gets to his feet. Not many would get up so fast after those two moves by Matt Harris. Headbutt by Matt and then he whips Hell off the ropes. Hell charges back...DDT! Great move there by the colossal Hell!
Neal Steal-"Idiot! That's how Matt Harris uses his head! Just 0verpower him don't think!"
David Saturn-"We haven't seen a test of strength yet but we will see whether Matt has Hell's resilience..."
Matt made a rookie mistake there too obvious he was going for a back body drop. Not sure what Matt was thinking even he wouldn't be strong enough to back body drop Hell! Hell climbs to the top rope again and delivers another flying clothesline! Hell grabs Matt's throat going for a CHOKESLAM but Matt fends it off with elbows. Matt charges sending Hell over the top and to the outside...
Neal Steal-"Damn it! Not over here! I bet they try to throw each other through this table!"
David Saturn-"...but we aren't even Spanish!"
Hell lands on his feet as Matt follows and rams Hell's head into the apron. Hell is backed against the ringpost and Matt charges but Hell moves! Matt runs head first into the ringpost and Hell then does it for him! Matt is huge (yes we know these men are BIG!) but that is solid steel. Suddenly BRET HARRIS tries to sneak up on Hell from behind but Hell nails him with a big boot to the face!
Neal Steal-"Use a weapon next time you idiot! "
David Saturn-"Harris Brothers and Rattlesnake are a very tight unit and they help each other out..."
Neal Steal-"Why do you keep separating them. Rattlesnake is a Harris brother..."
David Saturn-"I'm so used to referring to him as Rattlesnake. He does not really use the Harris name..."
Neal Steal-"Wouldn't want Rattlesnake using my family name if I was related to him. Would be too ashamed..."
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who's Mother publicly disowned him..."
Hell rolls Matt into the ring and climbs to the top rope again. Maybe too predictable though (and Hell perhaps trying to take advantage of Matt's inexperience) as Matt sees it coming and catches Hell in mid air with both hands! Matt lifts Hell up the way up and delivers the JACKKNIFE! 1,2...AND HELL KICKS OUT!!! Matt's eyes nearly pop out his head from shock!
Neal Steal-"Ah! Hell's on steroids that proves it. How do you kick out of that!"
David Saturn-"Only Hell might know the answer to that!"
Neal Steal-"He won't kick out again with another move like that...surely?"
The crowd know better having seen incredible feats from Hell before. Matt pulls Hell to his feet and goes for another CHOKESLAM! Hell shrugs it off and charges off the ropes...big boot! Matt manages to get right back up but Hell grabs him round the throat! CHOKESLAM! Hell with the cover...1,2...3!!! Hell picks up the win!
David Saturn-"Matt Harris is still only a man but Hell is a living, breathing monster! Hell reigns as king of the giants here at Baddlands!"
Neal Steal-"I still want to know what he's on..."
David Saturn-"He's a genetic marvel! Hell has returned and the whole AWR will be sitting up and watching!"
Neal Steal-"Matt Harris couldn't get the job done. His brothers are just as much to blame..."
David Saturn-"Well we will be back in a moment for the next contest!"
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Accompanied by AWR Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"It brings joy to the heart for all rasslin fans seeing such a consistent presence for all these years like Old Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Most hardly saw him not like he's been on Tv week in and week out for most of his career. He's gone years at a time without being on Tv before..."
Neal Steal-"That's because back in the day most major shows were only for the arena audience..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up its been ages since that was the case maybe at the beginning of his career but not for most of it!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty will be so proud of his protege here tonight when he cuts this fatass down to size!"
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Neal Steal-"Just look at Rusty. He came into a business with men like Lous Thesz, Jack Brisco and now he's seen the industry reduced to idiots like this. Pete would have been humiliated back then now anyone can become a rassler..."
David Saturn-"Guess that's true even you wrestled once...yes said WRESTLED! Rusty isn't sitting here so why are you calling it rasslin the moment he comes out here?"
Neal Steal-"Against my wishes...look at Pete he's a fat slob..."
David Saturn-"That's original mocking his weight...and people say Pete's toilet jokes are repetitive..."
As Pete enters the ring Jason and Rusty scatter but Rusty goes back to the apron distracting Pete. The playboy takes the bait (also remembering last week) and follows. Howard sneaks up and leaps off the steel steps but Pete moves nailing Jason with a right hand! Another right and Pete drives Jason shoulder first into the steel steps! Pete grins then rams Howard into the announce table...
Neal Steal-"Get back in the ring...even though you don't belong in it! Look at Rusty it is degrading for him having to be near Pete..."
David Saturn-"Why do you like him so much? I can understand why you love Royal and Megala even if it is purely material reasons. I guess you have one thing in common with Rusty getting to places like this despite having zero talent..."
Rusty moans even though he lured Pete out of the ring. Pete rolls Howard into the ring officially starting the match. Right hands by Pete, whips Howard off the ropes and as Jason rebounds Pete knocks him back down with a clothesline. Another clothesline by Pete and as Jason gets back up Pete whips him back to the ropes. Howard ducks a clothesline (too predictable) but Pete dodges a right...
Neal Steal-"That is disgusting! Rusty has to see this filth he never saw Lou Thesz do something like that..."
David Saturn-"Some of the crowd seem to like that...I think they realise Pete is comfortable in his body."
Neal Steal-"I have some marshmallows under the desk for later tonight just hope he does not try and eat them. There's a couple of fans in the front row eating there better keep the food away when Pete is around..."
Russian leg sweep by Pete who then gyrates for the crowd. Worryingly the crowd seem to enjoy it as Rusty gets up on the apron. Pete grabs Rusty who blatantly distracted him in front of the referee as Jason charges. Pete notices and turns at the last moment nailing Jason with another right. More rights follow as the ref warns Rusty. Pete will need eyes in the back of his head...
Neal Steal-"That ref needs to learn some respect. Rusty paved the way for the stars of today. He's the reason you have a job!"
David Saturn-"He's never even won a title for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"That's because he's so humble. Rusty didn't need to flaunt titles belts to shows his greatness..."
David Saturn-"So Royal just flaunts his belt according to you then..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal enjoys the spotlight of course but he carries his belt with pride and dignity. Something Invictus certainly couldn't do..."
Howard reverses a whip and Pete stops himself before hitting the ropes looking at Rusty's position. Pete obviously concerned about Rusty's presence but the hesitation costs him as Jason hits a dropkick. Pete is down as Rusty yells encouragement. Jason with a stiff kick to Pete's ribs and blatantly chokes him with his boot. The ref breaks it up but has his back turned to the ropes...
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Where's the rspect and integrity there Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Simply a warning to Pete not to have his women do his dirty work again. As he did with that prank...and of course all those women every do is dirty work! For a living! Look at Jason he dresses like a rassler!"
As Jason has the refs attention Rusty hits Pete with a flurry of fists to the face. Blatant cheap shots and Pete staggers to his feet as the ref turns round. Jason backs Pete into the corner and nails him with punches. He then whips Pete to the opposite corner (not easy considering Pete's size) and follows up with a clothesline. Pete staggers forward and Jason connects with a 2nd clothesline...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Look at Pete he looks like a stranded whale...1,2...and...come on ref!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with that count though that ref should have Rusty ejected from ringside..."
This time Pete is sent down to the mat as Jason taunts the crowd. Cover, hooks the leg...1,2...and Pete kicks out. Brief hesitation may or may not have cost Jason there and Howard applies a rear chinlock. Keeping Pete grounded would be good strategy and Howard puts some real force on this hold. Jason rakes at Pete's back and neck then delivers a brutal kick to Pete's kidney area...
Neal Steal-"Only thing Pete will be eating is a big ol' bowl of kidney beans after that!"
David Saturn-"We are here in Beantown I guess..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Jason squeeze the life out of him!"
A kick to the back of the head follows and Jason reapplies the hold. Boos as Rusty mocks Pete's ladies who as usual are solidly behind their man. Running knee straight into Pete's nose by a very aggressive Jason here. Pete manages to get up to his feet frustrating Jason who delivers multiple shots to the head. Pete fights back with shots of his own and whips Jason off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Jason Howard certainly improving on his own merits to some extent. Getting quite a bit of help here tonight though..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed Rusty is such an inspirational presence..."
David Saturn-"For God sake I'm talking about the constant interference! What on earth is Jaspn trying to do there?"
Neal Steal-"That's where Rusty will help Jason improve...he's confident but even Hell probably couldn't pick up this oaf!"
David Saturn-"At least Hell might be in with a chance if he ever tries..."
Jason rebounds but connects with a kick to the ribs as Pete goes to scoop him up. Jason tries to pick up Pete (foolish move considering Jason is 220 pounds and 6,0) and Pete easily resists. Jason misses with a heel kick and Pete nails him with another right. Jason responds with a punch but Pete reverses a whip into the corner. Pete charges putting his full weight behind a huge clothesline!
David Saturn-"Rusty is like an irritating rash that won't go away. Talking of irritating...or irritable how's Jason coping with his IBS these days?"
Neal Steal-"Stop mentioning that! Jason is trying to put that disgusting incident behind him..."
David Saturn-"Yes it was certainly very messy..."
Neal Steal-"Just shut up about it Saturn..."
Jason looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him as Pete charges again this time crushing Howard with his whole body. Jason tries to walk forward but slumps in the corner. Pete gestures to the crowd and gyrates in Jason's face. He then clutches his ass again simulating Jason and the laxatives. Jason looks infuriated and kicks Pete away with tremendous leg force...
Neal Steal-"Despicable! Just no class whatsoever in this oaf!"
David Saturn-"Pete won't let Jason forget about the laxative incident in a hurry!"
Jason must have some real deep anger over that laxative incident to move Pete like that. As the ref checks on Jason (who is slowly getting to his feet) Rusty enters the ring. The ref turns round however catching Rusty red handed! As Rusty tries to explain himself (not much of a defense case here) Jason charges at Pete. Pete reacts and both men knock each other down with dropkicks!
Neal Steal-"Don't you threaten Rusty like that you lowly official! That's a legend standing tall right there! Know your role!"
David Saturn-"Rusty screwing people at every turn ever since he got a job he's completely ill equipped for..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty should be allowed to referee the rest of this match. Let him take over show this rookie referee how its done..."
Rusty is still on the apron as the ref threatens Rusty warning him that he will DQ Jason if he continues to interfere. Perhaps the ref is a little intimidated due to Rusty's AWR staff position. Pete rises to his feet as Jason looks like he may have been taken out by the superior force (and size) behind Pete's dropkick. Rusty is back in the ring and this time Pete notices him. Rusty begins to back away...
David Saturn-"Oh come on! What do you have to be to get a disqualification here!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly Pete should have been dq'ed for lewd gestures. Gyrating and grabbing his posterior in a seductive manner..."
David Saturn-"You found that seductive?"
Neal Steal-"NO! In Pete's mind though he probably thought it was..."
David Saturn-When he grabbed his ass like that looked like he was trying to mock Jason to me no seduce him..."
Rusty then goes for a right hand right in front of the ref. Pete blocks it then nails Rusty with a right hand followed by a mule kick to the face! Rusty collapses to the mat and Pete celebrates for the crowd. Unfortunately for Pete he took his eyes off his opponent and as he turns round Jason kicks him in the ribs then delivers the PEDIGREE! Howard with the cover...1,2...3!!!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Hopefully that will be the end of seeing this oaf once and for all! Not that you could miss him but as far as this programme goes..."
David Saturn-"Well its a PPV Steal we may or may not have enough Baddlands event again..."
Neal Steal-"I mean in this promotion!"
David Saturn-"Howard can be real proud of that one..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed he can as he stands tall and triumphant with his legendary mentor!"
David Saturn-"2 down...4 to go! Coming up next the 2 out of 3 falls clash between Rattlesnake and Robert Carr!"
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From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake and Robert Carr resuming their feud from last year. No one on one matches since the AWR reopened and tonight they are face to face again as they go one on one!"
Neal Steal-"Carr will wrestle rings around Rattlesnake...matches like this are decided on superior skill! Carr isn't just some second rate brawler!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Here he comes this foul mouthed thug. He had no chance of winning the title last week what kind of representative would he have been?"
David Saturn-"World title on the oine tonight of course and the tag title...though I don't know why I'm reminding fans they should know what they bought!"
Neal Steal-"Maybe some of them saw Pete on a commercial and thought they were ordering a human freakshow...HEY! That cheat!"
As Carr enters he climbs to the top rope abusingg the fans. Suddenly BRET HARRIS trips Carr from outside as the ref talks to Snake! Carr falls to the mat and gets up yelling at Bret. The ref didn't see and probably thinks Carr is yelling at Bret for nothing. As Carr turns round Snake nails him with the STUNNER!!! Rattlesnake covers...1,2...3!!! That is probably the 2nd fastest pinfall so far in AWR!
WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
Neal Steal-"NO! That's not right!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Carr has such a habit of looking like a complete and utter fool! He's been left red faced there!"
Neal Steal-"Bret Harris had no business being out here!"
Of course Snake hasn't won yet but what an awful start to this 2 out of 3 falls match for Carr! Bret laughs as he goes back up the ramp and Snake is grinning too. Snake isn't above cheating and the crowd don't mind seeing Carr screwed! Carr rolled to the outside after taking the fall clearly not wanting Snake to try a 2nd cover so soon. Snake goes outside and rolls Carr back into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Snake's a disgrace no scruples whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody's claiming that wasn't some pure cheating right there but what goes around comes around as far as I'm concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed! Its time for the Badd Boyz to fry!"
Snake whips Carr across the ring and charges at him driving his knee into Carr's ribs. Snake repeats the same after whipping Carr to the opposite corner. Carr is winded and tries to stagger out but Snake nails him with a clothesline! Carr shows some fight kicking out at the count of 2 as Snake makes the cover. Knee to Carr's ribs as Snake backs him in the corner and delivers more right hands.
David Saturn-"Carr needs two straight falls here..."
Neal Steal-"1 + 2 = 3. Doubt most of our viewers know that and Carr will get the 2!"
Carr's throat over the middle rope and Snake drops his knee across the back of Carr's neck. Carr rises and Snake clotheslines him over the top rope! Snake pounding on Carr but suddenly RUSTY AXEL is at ringside. Rusty still having issues with Snake of course and Rusty backs away as Snake sees him. As the ref warns Rusty Carr has picked up a lead pipe from under the ring!
David Saturn-Good grief just can't get this guy off Tv these days!"
Neal Steal-"When you're as legendary as he is you can have as much Tv time as you want..."
David Saturn-"...and when you're a company official...Carr using that pipe there and this may be evened up!"
Carr charges nailing Snake in the head with the pipe! Rusty cheers as Snake looks like he might be out cold. Carr rolls Snake back into the ring and makes the cover...1,2...3!!! No way Snake was going to kick out after that shot with the pipe. Bret Harris heads back to ringside and Rusty runs to the other side of the ring. Could be said Bret cheated for Snake first but Rusty is supposed to be an unbiased official...
WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"If Snake can cheat then Carr can take a few shortcuts as well. Only fair..."
David Saturn-"Snake busted wide open...how is it fair for a member of staff who should be unbiased getting involved here?"
Neal Steal-"Alright for Maggia though right?"
Carr pounds on Snake with several unprotected shots and it looks like Snake has been busted wide open. Carr moans at the ref as he steps in to protect Snake from constant shots. Carr pulls Snake to his feet and pounds on him in the corner. Hard chops here and Snake drops to his knees. Kick to the ribs by Carr and he then delivers a belly to belly suplex...1,2...and Snake kicks out!
Neal Steal-"Poor Carr he catches a break winning the CRASH title but now he's suffering from bad luck like this lousy officiating..."
David Saturn-"Carr's so called "break" lasting a couple of weeks. Carr losing to Matt Harris last week trying to get a win over one of his brothers here..."
Carr moans to the ref despite the count looking fair and then he pounds on Snake again. Kicks to the ribs and Carr pulls Snake to his feet again. Whip off the ropes, clothesline to the mat and Carr taunts the crowd. Elbowdrop by Carr...1,2...and Snake kicks out as Carr arrogantly mocks the crowd again. More kicks to the ribs and Carr foolishly goes back to taunting the crowd...
David Saturn-"Carr becoming easily distracted despite having Rusty at ringside. Rusty out here partly to screw Snake I guess but he's still somewhat affiliated with SIN..."
Neal Steal-"Very much so..."
Carr with a backbreaker and a cover...1,2...and Snake kicks out. Carr argues with the ref yet again and then kicks Snake in the ribs. T-bone suplex and another cover...1,2...and Snake manages to kick out again. Carr taunts Snake with a middle finger as he gets to his feet. Carr with a right hand...blocked! Snake firing back with right hands and he whips Carr off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Sidewalk slam! His brother Matt did that earlier he's stealing ideas from him..."
David Saturn-"Plenty use that move he's not stealing anything..."
Carr ducks a clothesline, rebounds again and Snake scoops him up! Sidewalk slam! 1,2...and Rusty pulls the ref out of the ring! As Rusty argues with the ref Bret Harris chases Rusty away. However the ref does not see Rusty slip in a pair of brass knucks to Carr! Both Carr and Snake are back up and Carr nails Snake with the knucks! Carr with the cover...1,2...3!!! Rusty has saved this match for Carr and screwed Snake here!
WINNER OF THE THIRD FALL BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr is the bestter wrestler! The better man!"
David Saturn-"A better cheat more like it..."
Neal Steal-"He wrestled rings around Snake tonight just like I said he would..."
David Saturn-"The pictures and indeed reality will prove otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will be up next! Hurrah!"
David Saturn-"Yes we are all so blessed. Silvio takes on the unpredictable Fa Sho in just a few moments!"
The scene briefly cuts backstage where we see Hell talking on the phone. Hell looks furious and roars in anger suddenly smashing the phone against the wall. He roars in anger and storms down the hallway as worried looking staff scatter out of the way.
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From Milan, Italy...Silvio...MEGALA!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala having to come out first...see what Maggia is doing here."
David Saturn-"Sho's a champion so by your logic...which you twist anyway...he should be out 2nd. This is non-title by the way. Maggia forcing Silvio to return to the ring but not putting the CRASH belt on the line..."
Neal Steal-""Sho secretly begged Maggia not to put the belt up for grabs from what I've heard..."
David Saturn-"Only idiots like you would buy that..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"This guy should be in a straightjacket...he's psycho!"
David Saturn-"Sho certainly a crazed individual...but if anyone should be in a straightjacket its Adkins. That match still to come..."
Neal Steal-"Its gonna be Badd Boyz roasting on an open fire!"
Circle of the ring here by two men who know each other just as well as Invictus and Royal. Lockup and a jostle for position. Silvio hooks his arms around Sho and takes him to the mat. Silvio may be the most skilled submission expert in the world but Sho is more than capable of holding his own. Sho certainly more skilled in high flying but once again both are skilled to an extent in everything...
David Saturn-"Wasn't sure whether to expect a violent brawl or a more technical contest here. I guess since these men know each other so well its better to exercise caution..."
Neal Steal-"Wrestling is art to Mr Megala. Like painting a portrait its a stroke of beauty to see Mr Megala compete..."
David Saturn-"Sho was so well conditioned on his return to the ring a few months ago. I fully expect Silvio to be at 100% physically..."
Neal Steal-"...and mentally despite that unsubtle insinuation. How can you question Mr Megala's mental state with this lunatic around..."
Silvio keeps his grip as Sho tries to break free. Sho takes Silvio down with a low fireman's carry and both men briefly grapple on the mat. Both rise to their knees and Sho backed into the corner. The ref breaks it up before Silvio can use a choke and he sure would at any opportunity! A choke is nothing when it comes to illegality for Silvio who graduated from the same school of morals as Royal...
David Saturn-"Silvio once again bringing up past dominance over Fa Sho from 04 but it counts for nothing..."
Neal Steal-"It does count its part of an official record."
David Saturn-"Most of there matches were 8 years ago in 2004 they have rarely met since. Their first meeting since 2007 infact..."
Neal Steal-"...and Mr Megala won the last one!"
Both men taking time to lock up again and clearly they remember each others ring stance perfectly despite it being their first meeting since 07. Sho goes for a single leg takedown and then goes behind applying a headlock. Sho looked like he might try for a submission but realised it may have been too early. Especially against someone like Megala as Sho clamps on a side headlock now...
Neal Steal-"Great pure wrestling by Mr Megala there..."
David Saturn-"We haven't seen Maggia tonight...I have no doubt Sho thinks he will be out here. Still thinks there's a conspiracy afoot..."
Neal Steal-"Unlike Maggia not to show his face on Tv...loves the spotlight on himself..."
David Saturn-"He does not hog the spotlight...I think Maggia will be a very hands on owner however. That's his style nothing to do with ego..."
Neal Steal-"He could have learnt from Mr Megala and Rusy Axel but no he has to resort to disgusting measures like blackmail.."
Silvio with a double leg takedown and who knows he may have followed that with a submission. Both men capable of locking on a submission at any moment. Sho kicks Silvio away with both legs sending him to the mat. Silvio charges and Sho with a headlock takedown. Reckless by Silvio in his first match since the spring of 2011 and Sho clamps the side headlock on again...
Neal Steal-"I hope we do see Maggia actually. I want to see his face when Mr Megala and Mr Royal emerge victorious..."
David Saturn-"A long way to go in this contest first...."
Silvio gets to his feet as both men want to keep a vertical base. Sho keeps the headlock locked on but his arm is loose and Silvio takes advantage with an armbar takedown. Silvio making sure to keep his legs tucked back here. Sho rises up as Silvio tries to keep the armbar locked on. Sho lifts him up again using a fireman's carry. Silvio charges and Sho is ready with an armdrag takedown...
David Saturn-"Submissions here, submission there...submissions everywhere! This ins't even a submission match. I guess some of them are more weardown holds than submissions though..."
Neal Steal-"Bet you don't know he names for most of them..."
Both men in the centre and Sho twists the arm as both men rise. Hammerlock but Silvio spins around to the back and executes a german suplex! That was quick as lightning! Silvio keeps his hands around Sho's waist and goes for another german suplex. Sho counters and goes for an anklelock! Sho does not always go for the LOCKDOWN and Silvio is stuck in the centre of the ring!
Neal Steal-"Ah! Look at Mr Megala valianly fighting towards the ropes..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes a "valiant" poke to the eye there. Rusty would be proud of that one..."
Silvio frantically crawls for the ropes yelling in pain as he tries to reach them. Silvio manages to roll onto his back instead and drives his thumb right into Sho's eye. Tremendous pure wrestling skill there by Silvio stealing from Old Rusty's bag of tricks! Silvio had his thumb pressed into the eye for a couple of seconds there and then he rakes Sho across the face. Silvio scoops Sho up and delivers an atomic drop!
David Saturn-"Megala taunting the crowd there. While Sho's actions have been a little out of control in recent weeks the crowd are certainly fully behind him here."
Neal Steal-"Always the same with these fans. They can't hide their jealousy towards Mr Megala..."
Silvio taunts the crowd and then goes for an anklelock himself! Sho is scrambling now as Silvio has the hold locked on. Sho tries to roll through and manages to reverse into an anklelock of his own again! Silvio counters it again so quickly Sho barely had time to react. Sho crawls for the ropes and gets inches closer and manages to reach the bottom rope! Silvio does not let go until the ref forces him...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Megala would be a great football player! What a kick!"
David Saturn-"Vicious kick to the skull...the type that could cause serious injury if it hit the right spot..."
Neal Steal-"Sho's so messed up in the head already there's probably not much damage left for Mr Megala to do..."
Silvio then delivers a vicious kick to the head and laughs as the crowd loudly boo. Silvio struts across the ring and suddenly grabs his head and pulls funny faces as if to mock Sho's psychiatric issues. Both men are functioning psychopaths really Silvio is just more reserved with his emotions. Silvio goes for a Boston Crab and yells out "Hello Boston!" drawing boos from the crowd...
David Saturn-"Silvio really endearing himself to the Boston public here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is dissecting Sho jut as he said he would. Slicin' and dicin and later tonight we are going to see the Badd Boyz fryin'!"
David Saturn-"Just quit with the fire jokes..."
Sho is in trouble here but could he be made to submit? Silvio will certainly test him in every way possible as far as submissions are concerned. Silvio keeping the pressure on but this has become more a half Boston crab due to Sho's resilience. Sho grabs the bottom rope and Silvio keeps the hold on again until forced to break. Silvio moans about the rules being enforced....
Neal Steal-"Sho would deserve it if he had his leg broken after his recent actions..."
David Saturn-"Silvio going to try and use that ringpost to do it...I thought Silvio could do anything he wanted with his bare hands?"
Neal Steal-"He can but this is a PPV...this will speed up the process..."
Silvio drops an elbow across Sho's leg and pulls him towards the ringpost. Silvio drives Sho's leg into the ringpost and heads back into the ring. Sho is quickly on his feet however and he surprises Silvio with a chop to the chest. Morechops follow but Silvio takes out the leg again this time trying to turn Sho onto his chest for the FIGURE 4. Sho grimaces in pain as Silvio drives his knee into Sho's back...
David Saturn-"I'm sure both these men know each other injury histories. Looks likes Sho has been busted open that kick to the head opening up Sho's wound from last week..."
Neal Steal-"Sho's gonna be left bleeding like a stuck pig! Mr Megala will stick the final nail into his career once and for all!"
Silvio with a rear chinlock with knee still driven into Sho's back. Sho manages to turn onto his back but Silvio drops his elbow across the knee again. Sho bleeding from the head a little maybe due to the crowbar attack last week. Sho rakes Silvio's eyes as Silvio tries to keep pressure on his leg. Cross armbreaker by Sho and both shoulders are down...1...and Silvio quickly gets a shoulder up.
David Saturn-"So much precision in this match. Whether you like these men or dislike them they have barely put a foot wrong..."
Neal Steal-"I agree Sho has done nothing wrong he's simply being outclassed not his fault."
David Saturn-"That's not true at all..."
Neal Steal-"Ga Sho's the one bleeding..."
David Saturn-"So what? Its not a first blood match."
Both men to their feet and hard right hands now by Sho and he goes for the whip. Silvio blocks ducks underneath and once again takes out the leg! Silvio now with an abdominal stretch and then he applies an anklelock again. Sho is twisted up here and Silvio is trying to choke him as well. Sho manages to fight to his knees as Silvio keeps his arms around Sho's throat and chin. Jawbreaker by Sho!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! That might shut Silvio up for a while! Though I guess Maggia managed it for longer than anyone else has..."
Neal Steal-"Why wouldn't you want to have the joy of listening to someone so articulate and refined?"
David Saturn-"Silvio talking backstage earlier tonight about hoe hw's going to send men in white coats after Sho. As if they would just section someone because Megala says so..."
Sho ducks a clothesline and then delivers a pumphandle suplex! Silvio yells in pain but Sho unable to make the cover quickly. He might be taking a breather as the ref starts a 10 count. Both men slow to their feet taking advantage of a rest here. Silvio with a hard right hand staggering Sho and 2 more follow. Sho blocks a fourth right and connects with a shot of his own.
David Saturn-"Right hands...and Megala's down!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho trying to turn this into a brawl knowing he can't out wrestle Silvio. Well he can't out brawl him either..."
David Saturn-"Silvio's the one who kicked Sho in the head a few minutes ago...that took real finesse did it?"
A succession of right hands unloading on Silvio and knocking him to the mat! Sho seems unsteady on his feet and then he delivers a double arm suplex! Sho's leg still bothering him and he delivers a second suplex. Sho does it for a third successive time and rises to his feet! Sho goes to climb for the top rope ignoring his leg pain but is a little too slow. Silvio explodes forwards suddenly and suplexes Sho off the top rope!
David Saturn-"So close and yet so far!"
Neal Steal-"Any normal person would stay down after that..."
David Saturn-"Indeed Sho's toughness is so much greater than normal..."
Neal Steal-"I'm referring to him kicking out as the more stupid he gets the more Mr Megala could be forced to seriously hurt him..."
Great move and Silvio goes for the cover...1,2...and Sho gets his shoulder up! Sho would normally be up to the top rope much faster. Silvio scoops Sho up and goes for a neckbreaker but Sho counters into a DDT! Tremendous counter wrestling and Sho goes to the top rope again showing his guts despite an injured ankle! Sho comes off with a moonsault but Silvio moves out of the way!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Timing was off you can't do that with Mr Megala you fool! Mr Royal defeated him and Mr Megala is about to do the same!"
David Saturn-"Not the wisest move from Fa Sho but with an injured leg and ankle one big move might tutn out to be his best shot..."
Sho clutches his knee in pain and that can't have done his ankle any good either! Sho crashed and burned and Silvio is up...piledriver! Silvio probably hoping he broke Sho's neck...1,2...and Sho kicks out! Silvio looks enraged and glares at the crowd. Both these men have been under severe stress recently and Silvio looks like he is about to snap just like Sho has in recent weeks...
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's getting angry now! He's going to punish Sho here...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Sho has the leg and Megala is in big trouble!"
Silvio with a kick to the ribs and he goes for the FIGURE 4! Suddenly Sho darts for the leg and applies the LOCKDOWN! Silvio quickly pulls the ref forwards making Sho lose balance. Silvio may have saved himself there as the crowd boo his cheating loudly. Silvio with a low dropkick and then he goes outside. Steal quick to offer his chair and Silvio takes it into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala sir! Mr Megala sir! Take this..."
David Saturn-"Sit down for goodness sake..."
Neal Steal-"Hey you! Timekeeper! Hand me that chair!"
David Saturn-"Silvio's got that chair raised...god that sound is brutal! This is no classy way to win!"
Silvio raises the chair and delivers a sickening shot to the skull! The ref is getting back up and Silvio quickly kicks the chair out of the ring. Silvio goes to the top rope and comes off with the MONEYSHOT...1,2...3!!!
David Saturn-"Well we certainly saw the old Silvio tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed didn't miss a step in this flawless performance..."
David Saturn-"Didn't mind resorting to a few unclean tactics either. Typical Silvio for sure. Just hope Royal does not get away with similar..."
Neal Steal-"Only need Mr Royal and SIN to go now! Been almost perfect so far...aside from Hell winning I suppose."
David Saturn-"Sho is up and Megala has not wasted time in getting back up the ramp!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope we have an arena to come back to after the plug for that cheap tat in a moment...Sho can barely contain his jealousy..."
David Saturn-"The World Title will be on the line...NEXT!"
LIVE!
COMMENTATORS
AND
David Saturn-"We are live from the Baddlands of Boston as tonight the new tag titles are on the line! The Badd Boyz team for the first time in just over 5 years against the team of Red Randal and Tracy Adkins...SIN!"
Neal Steal-"There will also be a touch of class added to the broadcast as Mr Royal defends his world title and Mr Megala will be in action for the first time in over a year anywhere!"
David Saturn-"They couldn't ask for opponent much tougher than Lance Invictus and Fa Sho respectively!"
Neal Steal-"Look at this garbage on the stage and turn this dreadful music off!"
David Saturn-"Beer cans, graffiti all over the stage...typical Badd Boyz!"
Neal Steal-"Totally unfair that Mr Royal was only told about his opponent last week but he will be the one with his hand raised as usual!"
David Saturn-"Hey...what's that theme?"
VS
From Hell's Kitchen...Nova Scotia...HELL!!!
David Saturn-"Its Hell...and he's got some new music!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's recent new theme is far better..."
David Saturn-"Hell returning to the ring after a few weeks of absence due to the tragic death of his daughter. Hopefully you keep your mouth shut about that Steal have a bit of class..."
Neal Steal-"Sometimes the truth just has to be told! Here comes Matt Harris and I'm no fans of his but I hope he ruins Hell's return!"
David Saturn-"Be interesting to see Hell's state of mind tonight after recent events..."
From Dartmouth, Canada...Matt...HARRIS!!!
David Saturn-"Matt Harris not used to stepping into the ring with anyone bigger than he is! Of course he's not been in the ring for that well quite inexperienced being trained by his brothers Bret and Rattlesnake..."
Neal Steal-"Well he better stand tall and not be intimidated here then. Hell's the one who has most to lose here with his reputation being what it is. Of course he's lost enough recently he does not want more losses..."
David Saturn-"Just shut up and stop taking cheap shots over the death of his daughter..."
Neal Steal-"I feel sorry for the girl but I stand by my comments about Hell's lack of parenting skills."
David Saturn-"Do you have a death wish or are you that stupid?"
Two HUGE men about to duke it out here in a slobberknocker of an opening contest. Stare each other down and Hell makes the first move. Hell charges at Matt but barely shifts him with a shoulder charge. Uppercut by Hell but Matt shrugs it off. Matt has something to prove here of course. While he is of similar size he has not yet shown Hell's brute force or sheer durability for that matter...
David Saturn-"Takes more than size to be a suffer. The question with Matt is has he got that killer instinct. A lot of big men in wrestling who have underachieved..."
Neal Steal-"He just needs to use his size and strength. Not like Rattlesnake and Bret will be teaching him wrestling moves since neither can wrestle..."
David Saturn-"If you're talking technically Bret is adept in that area. Matt Harris not backing down here..."
So far he is standing up to Hell. Hell charges again and Matt explodes forward with a clothesline! Hell is knocked to the mat and Matt clubs Hell across the back. Matt whips Hell into the corner (not many could do that at such an early stage in a contest with Hell) but is reckless charging in. Hell moves as Matt crashes into the turnbuckle. Club to the back by Hell followed by a huge boot to the face!
Neal Steal-"Ah! What a kick!"
David Saturn-"Absolutely vicious there by Hell and that's the type of thing we will see in this match!"
Neal Steal-"You won't be seeing a wrestling clinic like you would from Rusty Axel for instance..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Matt falls through the middle rope crashing to the outside. He stood up to Hell's blows initially but that was like being hit with a sledgehammer! Matt gets to his feet as Hell climbs to the top rope. Hell flies off the top taking out Matt with a flying clothesline! Awesome move but Hell is an athletic phenomenon! Hell rolls Matt back into the ring then drops an elbow across the chest.
Neal Steal-"I don't like Matt Harris but at least he's come right out and challenged Hell. He isn't hiding away he's come right out and said he's going to prove he's the best big man here!"
David Saturn-"Well I hope his conditioning is good because that is going to knock the breath out of him!"
Another elbowdrop that is 380+ pounds dropping down on Matt Harris! A third successive elbowdrop follows and Hell with the cover. Not often we see Hell hook the leg but not often he faces someone almost as big. 1,2...and Matt kicks out! Stomp to the head and a punch don't stop Matt from rising to his feet. Another punch and Matt responds with a right. Hell responds with an uppercut...
Neal Steal-"Looks like a Japanese monster movie with these two at ringside. Hopefully they will stay confined to the ring...
David Saturn-"Doubt anyone will try and stop them if they don't!"
Neal Steal-"If Matt Harris didn't have enough motive already Hell called him a jobber this past week..."
David Saturn-"A derogatory term in wrestling circles for people who generally show up certain to lose...Matt Harris winning his match last week of course"
Neal Steal-"I heard Hell threaten me last week but he has also threatened Mr Royal and Mr Megala. Both of whom pass on their sincere condolences to Hell over his sad loss..."
David Saturn-"Yes I'm sure they do...such warm, caring human beings..."
These men could probably slug it out all night. Hell decides to use more force suddenly charging off the ropes. Matt suddenly darts forwad (very quick for his size) and takes out Hell with a spinning heel kick! Not a move we expected to see in this contest and that probably took Hell by surprise. Hell manages to get to his feet despite Matt clubbing him across the back as he tries to rise...
Neal Steal-"That hurt Hell! There you go Matt you can hurt him! He's made of flesh not concrete!"
David Saturn-"That will leave one hell of a handprint...no pun intended!"
Matt backs Hell against the ropes delivering a hard chop to the chest. Looked like it actually hurt Hell as he has a pained expression on his face. Matt scoops Hell up and slams him to the mat! Matt Harris just slammed Hell with ease! What strength he has and Matt hesitates for a second perhaps wondering what to try next. Matt is a rookie still and after a moment he goes for an elbowdrop!
Neal Steal-"Idiot! Stomp him or something don't just stand there!"
David Saturn-"Matt Harris still learning but he's shown he can hang with Hell so far. How long will it last is the key question..."
Neal Steal-"Hopefully not long. Usually I would look forward to Mr Royal and Mr Megala's matches more than anything. Tonight however I can't wait to see the Badd Boyz fry!"
David Saturn-"Someone going to be set on fire tonight can't say I'm overjoyed by it..."
Neal Steal-"Of course you are you want to see poor Randal or Tracy burn..."
David Saturn-"Won't be any sympathy for Adkins from me..."
The slight delay allowed the much experienced Hell to roll out of the way! Hell to his feet and Matt follows. Hell with a whip attempt, reversed and Matt crushes Hell in the corner! Hell's ribs may be broken after that and as he staggers forward Matt grabs him by the throat! Matt lifts Hell up and delivers the CHOKESLAM! The finisher Hell has used so effectively has just been used on him!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! A taste of his own medicine!"
David Saturn-"Your back ever recover from that one you suffered Steal?
Neal Steal-"Ha ha Hell loses to his own....OH!"
David Saturn-"Well if Matt didn't realise the sheer scale of what he was facing before he certainly does now!"
Matt with the cover...1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up! Matt looks stunned clearly he didn't expect that. Matt looks slightly worried maybe realising what a force he has taken on here. Hell starts to get to his feet and Matt pulls him all the way up. Hell surprises Matt with an uppercut followed by another. Hell charges but Matt scoops Hell up with ONE HAND and delivers a sidewalk slam!
David Saturn-"Look at the strength...my god!"
Neal Steal-"Hell probably thought Matt would take it easy on him out of compassion for his daughter's death. Business is business though I'm afraid..."
David Saturn-"Will you stop mentioning that? Hell would not want anyone to go easy on him!"
Another cover...1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up again! Matt starts to choke Hell looking frustrated as he squeezes his huge hands over Hell's throat. The ref breaks it up and as Matt argues Hell gets to his feet. Not many would get up so fast after those two moves by Matt Harris. Headbutt by Matt and then he whips Hell off the ropes. Hell charges back...DDT! Great move there by the colossal Hell!
Neal Steal-"Idiot! That's how Matt Harris uses his head! Just 0verpower him don't think!"
David Saturn-"We haven't seen a test of strength yet but we will see whether Matt has Hell's resilience..."
Matt made a rookie mistake there too obvious he was going for a back body drop. Not sure what Matt was thinking even he wouldn't be strong enough to back body drop Hell! Hell climbs to the top rope again and delivers another flying clothesline! Hell grabs Matt's throat going for a CHOKESLAM but Matt fends it off with elbows. Matt charges sending Hell over the top and to the outside...
Neal Steal-"Damn it! Not over here! I bet they try to throw each other through this table!"
David Saturn-"...but we aren't even Spanish!"
Hell lands on his feet as Matt follows and rams Hell's head into the apron. Hell is backed against the ringpost and Matt charges but Hell moves! Matt runs head first into the ringpost and Hell then does it for him! Matt is huge (yes we know these men are BIG!) but that is solid steel. Suddenly BRET HARRIS tries to sneak up on Hell from behind but Hell nails him with a big boot to the face!
Neal Steal-"Use a weapon next time you idiot! "
David Saturn-"Harris Brothers and Rattlesnake are a very tight unit and they help each other out..."
Neal Steal-"Why do you keep separating them. Rattlesnake is a Harris brother..."
David Saturn-"I'm so used to referring to him as Rattlesnake. He does not really use the Harris name..."
Neal Steal-"Wouldn't want Rattlesnake using my family name if I was related to him. Would be too ashamed..."
David Saturn-"Coming from someone who's Mother publicly disowned him..."
Hell rolls Matt into the ring and climbs to the top rope again. Maybe too predictable though (and Hell perhaps trying to take advantage of Matt's inexperience) as Matt sees it coming and catches Hell in mid air with both hands! Matt lifts Hell up the way up and delivers the JACKKNIFE! 1,2...AND HELL KICKS OUT!!! Matt's eyes nearly pop out his head from shock!
Neal Steal-"Ah! Hell's on steroids that proves it. How do you kick out of that!"
David Saturn-"Only Hell might know the answer to that!"
Neal Steal-"He won't kick out again with another move like that...surely?"
The crowd know better having seen incredible feats from Hell before. Matt pulls Hell to his feet and goes for another CHOKESLAM! Hell shrugs it off and charges off the ropes...big boot! Matt manages to get right back up but Hell grabs him round the throat! CHOKESLAM! Hell with the cover...1,2...3!!! Hell picks up the win!
WINNER BY PINFALL: HELL
David Saturn-"Matt Harris is still only a man but Hell is a living, breathing monster! Hell reigns as king of the giants here at Baddlands!"
Neal Steal-"I still want to know what he's on..."
David Saturn-"He's a genetic marvel! Hell has returned and the whole AWR will be sitting up and watching!"
Neal Steal-"Matt Harris couldn't get the job done. His brothers are just as much to blame..."
David Saturn-"Well we will be back in a moment for the next contest!"
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VS
Accompanied by AWR Head Of Talent Relations Rusty Axel...from Gaithersburg, Maryland...Jason...HOWARD!!!
Neal Steal-"It brings joy to the heart for all rasslin fans seeing such a consistent presence for all these years like Old Rusty!"
David Saturn-"Most hardly saw him not like he's been on Tv week in and week out for most of his career. He's gone years at a time without being on Tv before..."
Neal Steal-"That's because back in the day most major shows were only for the arena audience..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up its been ages since that was the case maybe at the beginning of his career but not for most of it!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty will be so proud of his protege here tonight when he cuts this fatass down to size!"
From Ontario, Canada...Playboy...PETE!!!
Neal Steal-"Just look at Rusty. He came into a business with men like Lous Thesz, Jack Brisco and now he's seen the industry reduced to idiots like this. Pete would have been humiliated back then now anyone can become a rassler..."
David Saturn-"Guess that's true even you wrestled once...yes said WRESTLED! Rusty isn't sitting here so why are you calling it rasslin the moment he comes out here?"
Neal Steal-"Against my wishes...look at Pete he's a fat slob..."
David Saturn-"That's original mocking his weight...and people say Pete's toilet jokes are repetitive..."
As Pete enters the ring Jason and Rusty scatter but Rusty goes back to the apron distracting Pete. The playboy takes the bait (also remembering last week) and follows. Howard sneaks up and leaps off the steel steps but Pete moves nailing Jason with a right hand! Another right and Pete drives Jason shoulder first into the steel steps! Pete grins then rams Howard into the announce table...
Neal Steal-"Get back in the ring...even though you don't belong in it! Look at Rusty it is degrading for him having to be near Pete..."
David Saturn-"Why do you like him so much? I can understand why you love Royal and Megala even if it is purely material reasons. I guess you have one thing in common with Rusty getting to places like this despite having zero talent..."
Rusty moans even though he lured Pete out of the ring. Pete rolls Howard into the ring officially starting the match. Right hands by Pete, whips Howard off the ropes and as Jason rebounds Pete knocks him back down with a clothesline. Another clothesline by Pete and as Jason gets back up Pete whips him back to the ropes. Howard ducks a clothesline (too predictable) but Pete dodges a right...
Neal Steal-"That is disgusting! Rusty has to see this filth he never saw Lou Thesz do something like that..."
David Saturn-"Some of the crowd seem to like that...I think they realise Pete is comfortable in his body."
Neal Steal-"I have some marshmallows under the desk for later tonight just hope he does not try and eat them. There's a couple of fans in the front row eating there better keep the food away when Pete is around..."
Russian leg sweep by Pete who then gyrates for the crowd. Worryingly the crowd seem to enjoy it as Rusty gets up on the apron. Pete grabs Rusty who blatantly distracted him in front of the referee as Jason charges. Pete notices and turns at the last moment nailing Jason with another right. More rights follow as the ref warns Rusty. Pete will need eyes in the back of his head...
Neal Steal-"That ref needs to learn some respect. Rusty paved the way for the stars of today. He's the reason you have a job!"
David Saturn-"He's never even won a title for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"That's because he's so humble. Rusty didn't need to flaunt titles belts to shows his greatness..."
David Saturn-"So Royal just flaunts his belt according to you then..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal enjoys the spotlight of course but he carries his belt with pride and dignity. Something Invictus certainly couldn't do..."
Howard reverses a whip and Pete stops himself before hitting the ropes looking at Rusty's position. Pete obviously concerned about Rusty's presence but the hesitation costs him as Jason hits a dropkick. Pete is down as Rusty yells encouragement. Jason with a stiff kick to Pete's ribs and blatantly chokes him with his boot. The ref breaks it up but has his back turned to the ropes...
David Saturn-"Oh come on! Where's the rspect and integrity there Steal?"
Neal Steal-"Simply a warning to Pete not to have his women do his dirty work again. As he did with that prank...and of course all those women every do is dirty work! For a living! Look at Jason he dresses like a rassler!"
As Jason has the refs attention Rusty hits Pete with a flurry of fists to the face. Blatant cheap shots and Pete staggers to his feet as the ref turns round. Jason backs Pete into the corner and nails him with punches. He then whips Pete to the opposite corner (not easy considering Pete's size) and follows up with a clothesline. Pete staggers forward and Jason connects with a 2nd clothesline...
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Look at Pete he looks like a stranded whale...1,2...and...come on ref!"
David Saturn-"Nothing wrong with that count though that ref should have Rusty ejected from ringside..."
This time Pete is sent down to the mat as Jason taunts the crowd. Cover, hooks the leg...1,2...and Pete kicks out. Brief hesitation may or may not have cost Jason there and Howard applies a rear chinlock. Keeping Pete grounded would be good strategy and Howard puts some real force on this hold. Jason rakes at Pete's back and neck then delivers a brutal kick to Pete's kidney area...
Neal Steal-"Only thing Pete will be eating is a big ol' bowl of kidney beans after that!"
David Saturn-"We are here in Beantown I guess..."
Neal Steal-"Come on Jason squeeze the life out of him!"
A kick to the back of the head follows and Jason reapplies the hold. Boos as Rusty mocks Pete's ladies who as usual are solidly behind their man. Running knee straight into Pete's nose by a very aggressive Jason here. Pete manages to get up to his feet frustrating Jason who delivers multiple shots to the head. Pete fights back with shots of his own and whips Jason off the ropes...
David Saturn-"Jason Howard certainly improving on his own merits to some extent. Getting quite a bit of help here tonight though..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed Rusty is such an inspirational presence..."
David Saturn-"For God sake I'm talking about the constant interference! What on earth is Jaspn trying to do there?"
Neal Steal-"That's where Rusty will help Jason improve...he's confident but even Hell probably couldn't pick up this oaf!"
David Saturn-"At least Hell might be in with a chance if he ever tries..."
Jason rebounds but connects with a kick to the ribs as Pete goes to scoop him up. Jason tries to pick up Pete (foolish move considering Jason is 220 pounds and 6,0) and Pete easily resists. Jason misses with a heel kick and Pete nails him with another right. Jason responds with a punch but Pete reverses a whip into the corner. Pete charges putting his full weight behind a huge clothesline!
David Saturn-"Rusty is like an irritating rash that won't go away. Talking of irritating...or irritable how's Jason coping with his IBS these days?"
Neal Steal-"Stop mentioning that! Jason is trying to put that disgusting incident behind him..."
David Saturn-"Yes it was certainly very messy..."
Neal Steal-"Just shut up about it Saturn..."
Jason looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him as Pete charges again this time crushing Howard with his whole body. Jason tries to walk forward but slumps in the corner. Pete gestures to the crowd and gyrates in Jason's face. He then clutches his ass again simulating Jason and the laxatives. Jason looks infuriated and kicks Pete away with tremendous leg force...
Neal Steal-"Despicable! Just no class whatsoever in this oaf!"
David Saturn-"Pete won't let Jason forget about the laxative incident in a hurry!"
Jason must have some real deep anger over that laxative incident to move Pete like that. As the ref checks on Jason (who is slowly getting to his feet) Rusty enters the ring. The ref turns round however catching Rusty red handed! As Rusty tries to explain himself (not much of a defense case here) Jason charges at Pete. Pete reacts and both men knock each other down with dropkicks!
Neal Steal-"Don't you threaten Rusty like that you lowly official! That's a legend standing tall right there! Know your role!"
David Saturn-"Rusty screwing people at every turn ever since he got a job he's completely ill equipped for..."
Neal Steal-"Rusty should be allowed to referee the rest of this match. Let him take over show this rookie referee how its done..."
Rusty is still on the apron as the ref threatens Rusty warning him that he will DQ Jason if he continues to interfere. Perhaps the ref is a little intimidated due to Rusty's AWR staff position. Pete rises to his feet as Jason looks like he may have been taken out by the superior force (and size) behind Pete's dropkick. Rusty is back in the ring and this time Pete notices him. Rusty begins to back away...
David Saturn-"Oh come on! What do you have to be to get a disqualification here!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly Pete should have been dq'ed for lewd gestures. Gyrating and grabbing his posterior in a seductive manner..."
David Saturn-"You found that seductive?"
Neal Steal-"NO! In Pete's mind though he probably thought it was..."
David Saturn-When he grabbed his ass like that looked like he was trying to mock Jason to me no seduce him..."
Rusty then goes for a right hand right in front of the ref. Pete blocks it then nails Rusty with a right hand followed by a mule kick to the face! Rusty collapses to the mat and Pete celebrates for the crowd. Unfortunately for Pete he took his eyes off his opponent and as he turns round Jason kicks him in the ribs then delivers the PEDIGREE! Howard with the cover...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: JASON HOWARD
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Hopefully that will be the end of seeing this oaf once and for all! Not that you could miss him but as far as this programme goes..."
David Saturn-"Well its a PPV Steal we may or may not have enough Baddlands event again..."
Neal Steal-"I mean in this promotion!"
David Saturn-"Howard can be real proud of that one..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed he can as he stands tall and triumphant with his legendary mentor!"
David Saturn-"2 down...4 to go! Coming up next the 2 out of 3 falls clash between Rattlesnake and Robert Carr!"
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From Ontario, Canada...Robert...CARR!!!
David Saturn-"Rattlesnake and Robert Carr resuming their feud from last year. No one on one matches since the AWR reopened and tonight they are face to face again as they go one on one!"
Neal Steal-"Carr will wrestle rings around Rattlesnake...matches like this are decided on superior skill! Carr isn't just some second rate brawler!"
From Dartmouth, Canada...RATTLESNAKE!!!
Neal Steal-"Here he comes this foul mouthed thug. He had no chance of winning the title last week what kind of representative would he have been?"
David Saturn-"World title on the oine tonight of course and the tag title...though I don't know why I'm reminding fans they should know what they bought!"
Neal Steal-"Maybe some of them saw Pete on a commercial and thought they were ordering a human freakshow...HEY! That cheat!"
As Carr enters he climbs to the top rope abusingg the fans. Suddenly BRET HARRIS trips Carr from outside as the ref talks to Snake! Carr falls to the mat and gets up yelling at Bret. The ref didn't see and probably thinks Carr is yelling at Bret for nothing. As Carr turns round Snake nails him with the STUNNER!!! Rattlesnake covers...1,2...3!!! That is probably the 2nd fastest pinfall so far in AWR!
WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL BY PINFALL: RATTLESNAKE
Neal Steal-"NO! That's not right!"
David Saturn-"Ha ha! Carr has such a habit of looking like a complete and utter fool! He's been left red faced there!"
Neal Steal-"Bret Harris had no business being out here!"
Of course Snake hasn't won yet but what an awful start to this 2 out of 3 falls match for Carr! Bret laughs as he goes back up the ramp and Snake is grinning too. Snake isn't above cheating and the crowd don't mind seeing Carr screwed! Carr rolled to the outside after taking the fall clearly not wanting Snake to try a 2nd cover so soon. Snake goes outside and rolls Carr back into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Snake's a disgrace no scruples whatsoever..."
David Saturn-"Well nobody's claiming that wasn't some pure cheating right there but what goes around comes around as far as I'm concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed! Its time for the Badd Boyz to fry!"
Snake whips Carr across the ring and charges at him driving his knee into Carr's ribs. Snake repeats the same after whipping Carr to the opposite corner. Carr is winded and tries to stagger out but Snake nails him with a clothesline! Carr shows some fight kicking out at the count of 2 as Snake makes the cover. Knee to Carr's ribs as Snake backs him in the corner and delivers more right hands.
David Saturn-"Carr needs two straight falls here..."
Neal Steal-"1 + 2 = 3. Doubt most of our viewers know that and Carr will get the 2!"
Carr's throat over the middle rope and Snake drops his knee across the back of Carr's neck. Carr rises and Snake clotheslines him over the top rope! Snake pounding on Carr but suddenly RUSTY AXEL is at ringside. Rusty still having issues with Snake of course and Rusty backs away as Snake sees him. As the ref warns Rusty Carr has picked up a lead pipe from under the ring!
David Saturn-Good grief just can't get this guy off Tv these days!"
Neal Steal-"When you're as legendary as he is you can have as much Tv time as you want..."
David Saturn-"...and when you're a company official...Carr using that pipe there and this may be evened up!"
Carr charges nailing Snake in the head with the pipe! Rusty cheers as Snake looks like he might be out cold. Carr rolls Snake back into the ring and makes the cover...1,2...3!!! No way Snake was going to kick out after that shot with the pipe. Bret Harris heads back to ringside and Rusty runs to the other side of the ring. Could be said Bret cheated for Snake first but Rusty is supposed to be an unbiased official...
WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"If Snake can cheat then Carr can take a few shortcuts as well. Only fair..."
David Saturn-"Snake busted wide open...how is it fair for a member of staff who should be unbiased getting involved here?"
Neal Steal-"Alright for Maggia though right?"
Carr pounds on Snake with several unprotected shots and it looks like Snake has been busted wide open. Carr moans at the ref as he steps in to protect Snake from constant shots. Carr pulls Snake to his feet and pounds on him in the corner. Hard chops here and Snake drops to his knees. Kick to the ribs by Carr and he then delivers a belly to belly suplex...1,2...and Snake kicks out!
Neal Steal-"Poor Carr he catches a break winning the CRASH title but now he's suffering from bad luck like this lousy officiating..."
David Saturn-"Carr's so called "break" lasting a couple of weeks. Carr losing to Matt Harris last week trying to get a win over one of his brothers here..."
Carr moans to the ref despite the count looking fair and then he pounds on Snake again. Kicks to the ribs and Carr pulls Snake to his feet again. Whip off the ropes, clothesline to the mat and Carr taunts the crowd. Elbowdrop by Carr...1,2...and Snake kicks out as Carr arrogantly mocks the crowd again. More kicks to the ribs and Carr foolishly goes back to taunting the crowd...
David Saturn-"Carr becoming easily distracted despite having Rusty at ringside. Rusty out here partly to screw Snake I guess but he's still somewhat affiliated with SIN..."
Neal Steal-"Very much so..."
Carr with a backbreaker and a cover...1,2...and Snake kicks out. Carr argues with the ref yet again and then kicks Snake in the ribs. T-bone suplex and another cover...1,2...and Snake manages to kick out again. Carr taunts Snake with a middle finger as he gets to his feet. Carr with a right hand...blocked! Snake firing back with right hands and he whips Carr off the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Sidewalk slam! His brother Matt did that earlier he's stealing ideas from him..."
David Saturn-"Plenty use that move he's not stealing anything..."
Carr ducks a clothesline, rebounds again and Snake scoops him up! Sidewalk slam! 1,2...and Rusty pulls the ref out of the ring! As Rusty argues with the ref Bret Harris chases Rusty away. However the ref does not see Rusty slip in a pair of brass knucks to Carr! Both Carr and Snake are back up and Carr nails Snake with the knucks! Carr with the cover...1,2...3!!! Rusty has saved this match for Carr and screwed Snake here!
WINNER OF THE THIRD FALL BY PINFALL: ROBERT CARR
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Carr is the bestter wrestler! The better man!"
David Saturn-"A better cheat more like it..."
Neal Steal-"He wrestled rings around Snake tonight just like I said he would..."
David Saturn-"The pictures and indeed reality will prove otherwise..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala will be up next! Hurrah!"
David Saturn-"Yes we are all so blessed. Silvio takes on the unpredictable Fa Sho in just a few moments!"
The scene briefly cuts backstage where we see Hell talking on the phone. Hell looks furious and roars in anger suddenly smashing the phone against the wall. He roars in anger and storms down the hallway as worried looking staff scatter out of the way.
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From Milan, Italy...Silvio...MEGALA!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala having to come out first...see what Maggia is doing here."
David Saturn-"Sho's a champion so by your logic...which you twist anyway...he should be out 2nd. This is non-title by the way. Maggia forcing Silvio to return to the ring but not putting the CRASH belt on the line..."
Neal Steal-""Sho secretly begged Maggia not to put the belt up for grabs from what I've heard..."
David Saturn-"Only idiots like you would buy that..."
From St Louis, Missouri...Kris...Fa Shooooooooooooooo...DESTINY!!!
Neal Steal-"This guy should be in a straightjacket...he's psycho!"
David Saturn-"Sho certainly a crazed individual...but if anyone should be in a straightjacket its Adkins. That match still to come..."
Neal Steal-"Its gonna be Badd Boyz roasting on an open fire!"
Circle of the ring here by two men who know each other just as well as Invictus and Royal. Lockup and a jostle for position. Silvio hooks his arms around Sho and takes him to the mat. Silvio may be the most skilled submission expert in the world but Sho is more than capable of holding his own. Sho certainly more skilled in high flying but once again both are skilled to an extent in everything...
David Saturn-"Wasn't sure whether to expect a violent brawl or a more technical contest here. I guess since these men know each other so well its better to exercise caution..."
Neal Steal-"Wrestling is art to Mr Megala. Like painting a portrait its a stroke of beauty to see Mr Megala compete..."
David Saturn-"Sho was so well conditioned on his return to the ring a few months ago. I fully expect Silvio to be at 100% physically..."
Neal Steal-"...and mentally despite that unsubtle insinuation. How can you question Mr Megala's mental state with this lunatic around..."
Silvio keeps his grip as Sho tries to break free. Sho takes Silvio down with a low fireman's carry and both men briefly grapple on the mat. Both rise to their knees and Sho backed into the corner. The ref breaks it up before Silvio can use a choke and he sure would at any opportunity! A choke is nothing when it comes to illegality for Silvio who graduated from the same school of morals as Royal...
David Saturn-"Silvio once again bringing up past dominance over Fa Sho from 04 but it counts for nothing..."
Neal Steal-"It does count its part of an official record."
David Saturn-"Most of there matches were 8 years ago in 2004 they have rarely met since. Their first meeting since 2007 infact..."
Neal Steal-"...and Mr Megala won the last one!"
Both men taking time to lock up again and clearly they remember each others ring stance perfectly despite it being their first meeting since 07. Sho goes for a single leg takedown and then goes behind applying a headlock. Sho looked like he might try for a submission but realised it may have been too early. Especially against someone like Megala as Sho clamps on a side headlock now...
Neal Steal-"Great pure wrestling by Mr Megala there..."
David Saturn-"We haven't seen Maggia tonight...I have no doubt Sho thinks he will be out here. Still thinks there's a conspiracy afoot..."
Neal Steal-"Unlike Maggia not to show his face on Tv...loves the spotlight on himself..."
David Saturn-"He does not hog the spotlight...I think Maggia will be a very hands on owner however. That's his style nothing to do with ego..."
Neal Steal-"He could have learnt from Mr Megala and Rusy Axel but no he has to resort to disgusting measures like blackmail.."
Silvio with a double leg takedown and who knows he may have followed that with a submission. Both men capable of locking on a submission at any moment. Sho kicks Silvio away with both legs sending him to the mat. Silvio charges and Sho with a headlock takedown. Reckless by Silvio in his first match since the spring of 2011 and Sho clamps the side headlock on again...
Neal Steal-"I hope we do see Maggia actually. I want to see his face when Mr Megala and Mr Royal emerge victorious..."
David Saturn-"A long way to go in this contest first...."
Silvio gets to his feet as both men want to keep a vertical base. Sho keeps the headlock locked on but his arm is loose and Silvio takes advantage with an armbar takedown. Silvio making sure to keep his legs tucked back here. Sho rises up as Silvio tries to keep the armbar locked on. Sho lifts him up again using a fireman's carry. Silvio charges and Sho is ready with an armdrag takedown...
David Saturn-"Submissions here, submission there...submissions everywhere! This ins't even a submission match. I guess some of them are more weardown holds than submissions though..."
Neal Steal-"Bet you don't know he names for most of them..."
Both men in the centre and Sho twists the arm as both men rise. Hammerlock but Silvio spins around to the back and executes a german suplex! That was quick as lightning! Silvio keeps his hands around Sho's waist and goes for another german suplex. Sho counters and goes for an anklelock! Sho does not always go for the LOCKDOWN and Silvio is stuck in the centre of the ring!
Neal Steal-"Ah! Look at Mr Megala valianly fighting towards the ropes..."
David Saturn-"Ah yes a "valiant" poke to the eye there. Rusty would be proud of that one..."
Silvio frantically crawls for the ropes yelling in pain as he tries to reach them. Silvio manages to roll onto his back instead and drives his thumb right into Sho's eye. Tremendous pure wrestling skill there by Silvio stealing from Old Rusty's bag of tricks! Silvio had his thumb pressed into the eye for a couple of seconds there and then he rakes Sho across the face. Silvio scoops Sho up and delivers an atomic drop!
David Saturn-"Megala taunting the crowd there. While Sho's actions have been a little out of control in recent weeks the crowd are certainly fully behind him here."
Neal Steal-"Always the same with these fans. They can't hide their jealousy towards Mr Megala..."
Silvio taunts the crowd and then goes for an anklelock himself! Sho is scrambling now as Silvio has the hold locked on. Sho tries to roll through and manages to reverse into an anklelock of his own again! Silvio counters it again so quickly Sho barely had time to react. Sho crawls for the ropes and gets inches closer and manages to reach the bottom rope! Silvio does not let go until the ref forces him...
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Mr Megala would be a great football player! What a kick!"
David Saturn-"Vicious kick to the skull...the type that could cause serious injury if it hit the right spot..."
Neal Steal-"Sho's so messed up in the head already there's probably not much damage left for Mr Megala to do..."
Silvio then delivers a vicious kick to the head and laughs as the crowd loudly boo. Silvio struts across the ring and suddenly grabs his head and pulls funny faces as if to mock Sho's psychiatric issues. Both men are functioning psychopaths really Silvio is just more reserved with his emotions. Silvio goes for a Boston Crab and yells out "Hello Boston!" drawing boos from the crowd...
David Saturn-"Silvio really endearing himself to the Boston public here..."
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala is dissecting Sho jut as he said he would. Slicin' and dicin and later tonight we are going to see the Badd Boyz fryin'!"
David Saturn-"Just quit with the fire jokes..."
Sho is in trouble here but could he be made to submit? Silvio will certainly test him in every way possible as far as submissions are concerned. Silvio keeping the pressure on but this has become more a half Boston crab due to Sho's resilience. Sho grabs the bottom rope and Silvio keeps the hold on again until forced to break. Silvio moans about the rules being enforced....
Neal Steal-"Sho would deserve it if he had his leg broken after his recent actions..."
David Saturn-"Silvio going to try and use that ringpost to do it...I thought Silvio could do anything he wanted with his bare hands?"
Neal Steal-"He can but this is a PPV...this will speed up the process..."
Silvio drops an elbow across Sho's leg and pulls him towards the ringpost. Silvio drives Sho's leg into the ringpost and heads back into the ring. Sho is quickly on his feet however and he surprises Silvio with a chop to the chest. Morechops follow but Silvio takes out the leg again this time trying to turn Sho onto his chest for the FIGURE 4. Sho grimaces in pain as Silvio drives his knee into Sho's back...
David Saturn-"I'm sure both these men know each other injury histories. Looks likes Sho has been busted open that kick to the head opening up Sho's wound from last week..."
Neal Steal-"Sho's gonna be left bleeding like a stuck pig! Mr Megala will stick the final nail into his career once and for all!"
Silvio with a rear chinlock with knee still driven into Sho's back. Sho manages to turn onto his back but Silvio drops his elbow across the knee again. Sho bleeding from the head a little maybe due to the crowbar attack last week. Sho rakes Silvio's eyes as Silvio tries to keep pressure on his leg. Cross armbreaker by Sho and both shoulders are down...1...and Silvio quickly gets a shoulder up.
David Saturn-"So much precision in this match. Whether you like these men or dislike them they have barely put a foot wrong..."
Neal Steal-"I agree Sho has done nothing wrong he's simply being outclassed not his fault."
David Saturn-"That's not true at all..."
Neal Steal-"Ga Sho's the one bleeding..."
David Saturn-"So what? Its not a first blood match."
Both men to their feet and hard right hands now by Sho and he goes for the whip. Silvio blocks ducks underneath and once again takes out the leg! Silvio now with an abdominal stretch and then he applies an anklelock again. Sho is twisted up here and Silvio is trying to choke him as well. Sho manages to fight to his knees as Silvio keeps his arms around Sho's throat and chin. Jawbreaker by Sho!
David Saturn-"Ha ha! That might shut Silvio up for a while! Though I guess Maggia managed it for longer than anyone else has..."
Neal Steal-"Why wouldn't you want to have the joy of listening to someone so articulate and refined?"
David Saturn-"Silvio talking backstage earlier tonight about hoe hw's going to send men in white coats after Sho. As if they would just section someone because Megala says so..."
Sho ducks a clothesline and then delivers a pumphandle suplex! Silvio yells in pain but Sho unable to make the cover quickly. He might be taking a breather as the ref starts a 10 count. Both men slow to their feet taking advantage of a rest here. Silvio with a hard right hand staggering Sho and 2 more follow. Sho blocks a fourth right and connects with a shot of his own.
David Saturn-"Right hands...and Megala's down!"
Neal Steal-"Fa Sho trying to turn this into a brawl knowing he can't out wrestle Silvio. Well he can't out brawl him either..."
David Saturn-"Silvio's the one who kicked Sho in the head a few minutes ago...that took real finesse did it?"
A succession of right hands unloading on Silvio and knocking him to the mat! Sho seems unsteady on his feet and then he delivers a double arm suplex! Sho's leg still bothering him and he delivers a second suplex. Sho does it for a third successive time and rises to his feet! Sho goes to climb for the top rope ignoring his leg pain but is a little too slow. Silvio explodes forwards suddenly and suplexes Sho off the top rope!
David Saturn-"So close and yet so far!"
Neal Steal-"Any normal person would stay down after that..."
David Saturn-"Indeed Sho's toughness is so much greater than normal..."
Neal Steal-"I'm referring to him kicking out as the more stupid he gets the more Mr Megala could be forced to seriously hurt him..."
Great move and Silvio goes for the cover...1,2...and Sho gets his shoulder up! Sho would normally be up to the top rope much faster. Silvio scoops Sho up and goes for a neckbreaker but Sho counters into a DDT! Tremendous counter wrestling and Sho goes to the top rope again showing his guts despite an injured ankle! Sho comes off with a moonsault but Silvio moves out of the way!
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! Timing was off you can't do that with Mr Megala you fool! Mr Royal defeated him and Mr Megala is about to do the same!"
David Saturn-"Not the wisest move from Fa Sho but with an injured leg and ankle one big move might tutn out to be his best shot..."
Sho clutches his knee in pain and that can't have done his ankle any good either! Sho crashed and burned and Silvio is up...piledriver! Silvio probably hoping he broke Sho's neck...1,2...and Sho kicks out! Silvio looks enraged and glares at the crowd. Both these men have been under severe stress recently and Silvio looks like he is about to snap just like Sho has in recent weeks...
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala's getting angry now! He's going to punish Sho here...oh no!"
David Saturn-"Sho has the leg and Megala is in big trouble!"
Silvio with a kick to the ribs and he goes for the FIGURE 4! Suddenly Sho darts for the leg and applies the LOCKDOWN! Silvio quickly pulls the ref forwards making Sho lose balance. Silvio may have saved himself there as the crowd boo his cheating loudly. Silvio with a low dropkick and then he goes outside. Steal quick to offer his chair and Silvio takes it into the ring...
Neal Steal-"Mr Megala sir! Mr Megala sir! Take this..."
David Saturn-"Sit down for goodness sake..."
Neal Steal-"Hey you! Timekeeper! Hand me that chair!"
David Saturn-"Silvio's got that chair raised...god that sound is brutal! This is no classy way to win!"
Silvio raises the chair and delivers a sickening shot to the skull! The ref is getting back up and Silvio quickly kicks the chair out of the ring. Silvio goes to the top rope and comes off with the MONEYSHOT...1,2...3!!!
WINNER BY PINFALL: SILVIO MEGALA
David Saturn-"Well we certainly saw the old Silvio tonight..."
Neal Steal-"Indeed didn't miss a step in this flawless performance..."
David Saturn-"Didn't mind resorting to a few unclean tactics either. Typical Silvio for sure. Just hope Royal does not get away with similar..."
Neal Steal-"Only need Mr Royal and SIN to go now! Been almost perfect so far...aside from Hell winning I suppose."
David Saturn-"Sho is up and Megala has not wasted time in getting back up the ramp!"
Neal Steal-"Lets hope we have an arena to come back to after the plug for that cheap tat in a moment...Sho can barely contain his jealousy..."
David Saturn-"The World Title will be on the line...NEXT!"