Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 30, 2012 1:49:31 GMT -4
David Saturn-"Well this might be the day of reckoning as far as Anthony Royal's champion world title status is concerned..."
Neal Steal-"Invictus can't win and if he managed to get the fluke of all flukes how could he be proud? Mr Royal has been in unbeatable form every match he has wrestled in this company..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho and Slick both clearly proved they could beat him and Invictus already has..."
From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
Neal Steal-"Invictus did not even pin Royal in the match for which he claims to have won over him. I did some research it was a 3 way and he pinned someone else. Mr Royal said they both wrestled like it was a handicap match as they couldn't beat him one on one man for man..."
David Saturn-"A win is a win and anyone who does not think Invictus could beat Royal is delusional. Invictus can beat anyone pn any given night then against so could Royal. If he wins tonight lets hope for once he does it as the better man instead of resorting to his usual tactics..."
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal taught Lance so much of what he knows and all gets in return is pure jealousy. That's the problem for Mr Royal the reason he has few friends is because so many are envious of him including this crowd..."
David Saturn-"Oh maybe because they think he's a jackass. Look at him already arguing with the ref. Invictus meanwhile cool, calm and collected..."
Royal argues with the ref looking paranoid before the bell rings. Lance is focused in the corner smirking at Royal. The champ will have to be on his game of all games tonight! Neither man rushing to lock up which is Royal's strategy but of course they know each other so well. Skilled in all styles of wrestling but Royal and Invictus always have something new in their arsenal of attacks...
Neal Steal-"Invictus is calm I'm surprised he isn't smoking a cigar before the match. He probably did earlier to calm his nerves and put on his best confident expression."
David Saturn-"Invictus in great shape. he has wrestled since leaving NIWF indeed he wrestled for another company we briefly worked for...PWR..."
Royal backs away as Invictus goes for a lockup. Royal looks fearful here as Invictus does not divert his gaze. Both men now go for a lock up, Royal feigns and delivers punches to Invictus backing him against the ropes. Suddenly Lance (maybe that feign was more Lance luring Royal in) whips Royal across the ring. Royal rebounds, ducks a clothesline, then misses another.
Neal Steal-"Has he quit the smoking then? I remember him always puffing away sending those toxic fumes into the air. He even used to smoke in the pyro area very selfish individual...."
David Saturn-"Lance can be self centred no doubt about that. So what if he still smokes its never hurt his performance in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Cancer sticks...that's what theys should be called...this is a non smoking facility anyway...isn't it?"
David Saturn-"Don't know and don't care. Hardly likely to start smoking in the middle of a match is he?"
Invictus goes for a back body drop but Royal lands on his feet. Royal tries to shove Invictus over the ropes but Lance grabs them keeping balanced. He then elbows Royal in the face sending him to the mat. Royal gets back up, dodges another clothesline but on the next rebound Invictus connects! Royal is quick and while Lance is bigger he certainly isn't slow off the mark! Royal clutches his face...
David Saturn-"Oh no! Not the face! He has such a pretty face!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Not Mr Royal's face he has good looks as well as intelligence and athletic prowess..."
David Saturn-"...and an ego the size of Boston..."
Royal gets to his feet but loses his balance and topples to the outside! Steal is on his feet yelling encouragement as Royal takes a walk around ringside. Invictus in no rush to follow watching Royal as he regains his focus. The ref also tries to stop Invictus from leaving the ring though Lance barely acknowledges that. Royal climbs onto the apron very hesitantly slowly entering the ring...
Neal Steal-"Look at Invictus trying to intimidate the ref. That should be a DQ for threatening eyeballing in the direction of an official..."
David Saturn-"Even Royal might be embarrassed if he got a win for that...then again maybe not..."
Neal Steal-"Knows he can't beat Mr Royal fair and square like a man. He has to completely disrupt Mr Royal's preparation to even be in with a 0.1% chance..."
Invictus glares at the ref who looked like he was trying to stop Lance leaving the ring despite Invictus showing no signs of doing so. Royal cowering in the corner here as Invictus takes an almost predatory stance. Invictus knows Royal's mind has been tortured this past month and this surely gives him a psychological advantage. Another lock up and Royal hooks the arm then yanks on it...
Neal Steal-"Go on snap his arm Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Squeeze his throat Lance maybe this will shut Royal up! Like that nurse in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Silvio was taunting Sho about..."
Wristlock and clubs to the arm by Royal but then Lance grabs him by the throat! Royal tries to break away but Lance tosses him into the corner. Hard body shots here by Invictus and solid blows to the face! Lance grabs Royal by the arm and hiptosses him across the ring! Royal clutches his back and as he pulls himself to his feet Invictus is right in his face. Lance whips Royal into the ropes...
David Saturn-"Royal in real danger here! Pefectly executed back body drop by Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"We are only a few minutes in and you're already getting excited. Don't be premature Saturn its gone long before and Mr Royal emerged in triumph!"
Royal rebounds and Lance elevates him into the air with a back body drop! Lance slightly lowered his head there not making things obvious by lowering his head too much. Lance delivers more body shots then whips Royal to the opposite side with such force Royal topples over the turnbuckle to the outside! Royal slowly to his feet yelling at the crowd as the ref tries to stop Lance leaving the ring...
David Saturn-"I think the refs don't want another main event at a PPV disrupted. The refs here normally happy yo let things go..."
Neal Steal-"Invictus is intimidating the ref. I wouldn't be surprise dif he;s threatened them backstage. Probably threatened their families that's the type of man Invictus is...."
David Saturn-"I'm not saying Lance will be humanitarian of the year but what help has he sought in winning this match? None..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia has been with him on this conspiracy for weeks! What a foolish statement!"
David Saturn-"He knows Lance like you said and if he taught Lance most of what he knows why you claim why wouldn't he be able to cope with a week's notice? Or were you telling a pack of lies again?"
The ref of course trying to maintain control here perhaps remembering the chaos at Royal Flush. Royal charges into the ring but runs right into a right hand! Very reckless there by Royal which is rare by his standards. Royal is really showing some mental fragility here and needs to pull himself together past. Shot to the face by Lance and he whips Royal towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Probably won't be long until Maggia makes himself a referee in a world title match. Anything to try and screw Mr Royal simply because he's Mr Megala's friend"
David Saturn-"Another very cautious contest here but looks like developing into more of a brawl than a submission contest. Both men promised a war and that's what it may well be!"
Royal grabs the ropes perhaps remembering the back body drop moments ago. Of course Lance is too savvy to be that predictable anyway. Then again maybe if he had been predictable it would have taken Royal by surprise. There is so little these men don't know about each other. Royal curses at Lance and as Invictus approaches Royal spits in his direction some of it landing on Lance's chest...
David Saturn-"That's exactly what Royal wanted...to provoke Lance!"
Neal Steal-"He was just trying to clear his throat...I bet Lance does that far more often with all that smoking..."
David Saturn-"Shut up about his smoking!"
Invictus loses his composure for a second clearly pissed off as most people would be if they were spat at. Royal peppers Lance with rights in the corner then begins the 10 punch sequence. Invictus shoves Royal away but Royal lands on his feet. The champ charges going right back to the punches but Invictus shoves him away again. Royal again lands on his feet...
Neal Steal-"Landing on a feet like a cat. He's so quick...which way did he go? Which way did he go? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Just hope they superglue your chair to the floor from now on incase you go offering it to people again..."
Neal Steal-"Look at that elbow. Respect the traditions of world championships Invictus! This is a WRESTLING match!"
David Saturn-"...and a damn fine wrestler he is!"
Royal charges but that was too fast and Lance catches him with his elbow. Royal staggers clutching his chin and Lance then knocks him to the mat with a hard right hand. Lance pulls Royal to his feet but is eyeraked across the face. Royal sets up for a german suplex but Lance blocks it then lifts Royal into the air! Lance holds Royal for a few seconds in the air letting the blood rush to his head.
David Saturn-"Must be a horrible feeling upside down in the air!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal don't mind that. He's never had a days sickness in his life!"
Invictus then brings Royal down to the mat with a vertical suplex! Royal clutches his back as he rises to his feet and Lance clothesline him over the top rope! This is very much the domain of Invictus right now and being dumped out of the ring again may just be part of an overall psychological game. Lance certainly is dominating his territory or his yard as some wrestlers have phrased it in the past.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! He raised his fist!"
David Saturn-"The key thing is he didn't strike the official. Lance isn't an idiot he isn't going to get himself disqualified..."
Neal Steal-"That clown did..."
David Saturn-"That was outside interference..."
The ref again keeps Lance in the ring as the crowd boo Royal. Invictus raises his fist towads the ref who threatens him not to do it again. Lance looks angry as he hasn't made any attempt to leave the ring yet keeps being admonished. Lance reaches outside and rams Royal's head into the apron. Royal staggers around the ring and Lance grabs him by the hair...
David Saturn-"Oh no he's ruffling his fingers through that pretty hair!"
Neal Steal-"Stop using that sardonic tone. Do you want slapping down by Mr Royal again?"
David Saturn-"Eyerake there by Royal...such pure skill that takes..."
Eyerake by Royal as Invictus pulls the champion up to the apron. Invictus goes to suplex Royal into the ring but Royal slides beneath and delivers solid right hands. Despise his tactics we have seen how resilient Royal is and it will take all that (and maybe cheating!) to beat Lance tonight. Royal goes for a whip, reversed and as Royal charges back he goes for a sunset flip!
Neal Steal-"He's going to roll Invictus up like a pretzel..."
David Saturn-"Not if Lance can help it he isn't...ouch! That was a blow right to the bridge of the nose!"
Neal Steal-"Ruffneck!"
Invictus prevents the rollup and drives his fist down into Royal's face. Lance then picks Royal up by the throat and shoves him hard into the corner! Right hands here by Invictus mauling the champion here and then he whips Royal to the opposite corner. It looked like Lance was trying to do what he did earlier whip Royal with such force it would send him toppling to the outside for a hard landing.
David Saturn-"Royal is not a huge man by wrestling standards but such balance and speed stopped hiim toppling over the ropes again there...."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal going to tae a quick breather on the ropes here...oh no!"
Royal manages to stop himself from going over balancing himself on the ropes to prevent it. as Royal is almost lying across the ropes and the top turnbuckle Lance delivers a brutally stiff kick to the ribs! That was pure VIOLENCE and Royal then crotches himself on the ropes! Invictus tugs on the ropes making it an extremely unpleasant ride here for Royal! The champ's face is contorted in pain...
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! Anything related to that area should be a DQ! That's as bad as a low blow!"
David Saturn-"Logically you have a point but logically...who cares!"
Royal manages to get down from that predicament and lands back in the ring on his feet. Royal tries to grab the ref (perhaps he was going to hit him and get a DQ) but Invictus grabs him. Hard right hand by Lance and then he goes for a belly to belly suplex! Royal grabs the ref latching onto him to prevent the execution of the suplex. Royal then delivers a low blow with the back of his boot...
David Saturn-"Oh come on!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn you just said that using the ropes as Invictus just did was kind of like a low blow. That was a receipt from Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Invictus didn't intentionally crotch Royal on the ropes. He took advantage but it wasn't blatant cheating like that!"
The ref didn't see it as he was clutching his throat. Royal grabbed him extremely hard there! Invictus stays on his feet but is clearly in pain and Royal clotheslines Lance over the top rope! Invictus to the outside for the first time in this match! Royal almost goes toppling over the ropes too but manages to balance himself and with tremendous athleticism lands back on his feet in the ring...
David Saturn-"He certainly has cat like reflexes..."
Neal Steal-"I think Lance didn;t want to go the outside because he's worried he will have a jolt of fear and run up the ramp..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Lance tries to get to his feet but Royal connects with a kick from inside the ring. Royal then climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying crossbody! The champion may have hurt himself there as he clutches his ribs. Royal rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet. Invictus begins to rise but Royal knocks him back down with a baseball slide. Royal now looks like the ring is his territory...
Neal Steal-"Who's yard is it now! Ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Royal more than ahppy to go the outside where he can't lose his belt under any circumstances..."
The ref tries to keep Royal in the ring but Royal ignores him and goes for another baseball slide. This time Lance moves and fires at Royal with lefts and rights! A cameraman gets too close and Invictus lets him know as he decks him with a right! While Invictus has the support of the fans here he isn't exactly a warm individual. Royal charges back and shoves Lance into the ringpost!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Hope that separated his shoulder!"
David Saturn-"Just a great match to watch just too close to call here..."
Neal Steal-"Stop trying to get the jealous viewers excited...Mr Royal is not going to lose!"
That may have caught Lance on the shoulder as well. Invictus looks in great condition but he won't be able to take many shots like that! Royal picks Lance up and delivers a german suplex on the floor! Royal back into the ring as Lance will need to be quick to his feet here. Royal realises he's unlikely to keep Lance down for a 10 count and dives off the apron driving an elbow into the chest of Invictus!
David Saturn-"That german suplex may be a big turning point!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal large and in charge now! Yahoo!"
Royal with a kick to the ribs and rams Lance into the barricade. Royal rolls Lance back into the ring and then begins to rain blows down across the back. Maybe Royal is working on the back here its possible that suplex may have injured it moments ago. Royal climbs to the 2nd rope and comes off with another elbow. Royal very efficient there not wasting time by going to the very top...
David Saturn-"Can't understand why some people climb to the top when they can do that from the middle rope..."
Neal Steal-"Just a clear reflection of most wrestlers intelligence in comparison to Mr Royal."
Royal with a stomp to the face and then he whips Invictus off the ropes. Lance on the back foot here and Royal delivers a perfect dropkick. Cover which is infact the first of the matchup...1,2...and Lance gets his shoulder up! Royal pulls Lance up and rams him into the turnbuckle. Invictus whipped to the opposite corner and that could really have a whiplash effect...
Neal Steal-"Lance don't mind being choked...he's used to coughing and spluttering on his cancer sticks all the time..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he could stick a lit cigar in your face and probably will if you keep making asinine comments!"
Royal chokes Lance with his boot looking increasingly in control of this matchup. Certainly Lance is more than capable of reversing this onslaught which all started with that suplex on the floot. Royal chokes Lance across the middle rope and the ref tries to break it up. The ref pulls Royal away refusing to give Royal the DQ he wants. Royal is upset and the ref backs away knowing a punch may follow...
David Saturn-"Oh look at Royal! He's hoping to be dq'ed for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Well Invictus should have been disqualified by now what with all his cheating..."
David Saturn-"WHAT CHEATING YOU UTTER MORON! The only one cheating is Royal!"
Royal takes Lance into the corner looking to ram him head first into the turnbuckle. Lance shows his resilience with his first move of the last few minutes ramming Royal into the turnbuckle instead! Royal rammed head first into the turnbuckle again and Lance delivers more hard body shots. Lance whips Royal into the corner but Royal leaps to the middle ropes and hits a springboard dropkick!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal moving like a cruiserweight right there!"
David Saturn-"Well he's of cruiserweight size..."
Neal Steal-"He's a heavyweight! Stop implying he is inferior to someone heavier like Invictus..."
David Saturn-"I'm not implying that at all! I'm just pointing out facts! Royal is not of heavyweight size but he's certainly in the top echelon...wait he's sizing Invictus up!"
Great move and Lance slowly rises to his feet as Royal looks to be setting up for the ROYAL MUTILATION! Invictus dodges it and then grabs Royal! Belly to bellysuplex! Lance pulls Royal back to his feet and raises him into the air with the TORTURE RACK! Royal kicks away catching the referee in the forehead and manages to grab the top rope. Royal lands on his feet as the ref clutches his face...
Neal Steal-"That ref should get his head out the way! Royal had the match won there!"
David Saturn-"He was in the torture rack for crying out loud! Looked like Royal mean that to me! He was moments away from tapping surely!"
Both men begin exhanging blows but neither seems to be getting the advantage over the other! Both men look so evenly matched as suddenly the camera spins round. What is FA SHO doing on the top rope? Sho flies off the top delivering a flying crossbody taking out both men! The ref calls for the bell! Sho has ruined this main event!
David Saturn-"MY GOD! What is Fa Sho doing!"
Neal Steal-"He;s deprived Mr Royal of a victory here!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up I can see you're thrilled about this! Royal retains his time but Sho didn't come to help him! Look at Sho's face he looks like a man possessed!"
Sho grabs Lance and Royal and rams their heads together with a sickening thud. Sho grabs a chair from ringside and bashes both men over the head! Sho has TOTALLY snapped again and refs come out managing to force him from the ring. Sho is screaming in fury looking like the craziest man alive! Why has Fa Sho seen fit to do this! Some boos here for Fa Sho as he is escorted from the ring!
David Saturn-"Some fans not happy here and I can't blame them. I've spoken highly of Sho but not condoned some of his actions in recent weeks. He's ruined this main event for the fans!"
Neal Steal-"He's stolen the glory of a victory away from Mr Royal out of pure jealousy."
David Saturn-"Sho believes he deserves a title shot but is this the way to go about it. He had a chair used on him earlier now he uses one here. I think he's been tipped over the edge by paranoia! Invictus will be incensed!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal's the one who's suffered here..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! He's kept the belt which is all he gives a damn about! Sho needs help and there's no doubt that someone will need serious help in just a few moments! The inferno match to end all inferno matches...NEXT!"
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David Saturn-"This is the one the fans have all been waiting for. The Badd Boyz in their home state, the tag titles and an inferno! What a war this will be!"
Neal Steal-"What a career this has been for the Badd Boyz but tonight they will crash and burn...literally! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Think that's so clever and witty don't you?"
VS
From Halifax, Canada and Black River Falls, Wisconsin...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Talking of someone who needs serious help...look at this maniac! Randal looks uncomfortable we knew he didn't want to be in this match. Adkins has bullied the bully here!"
Neal Steal-"He's got some kind of hold over Randal and even someone of my expertise can't see exactly what it is. Adkins scares Randal that's clear..."
David Saturn-"Adkins should be locked up but the bartender he set on fire decided not to press charges. He wants the Badd Boyz to dish out the punishment!"
Neal Steal-"That bartender's brain must be soaked in booze with logic like that..."
David Saturn-"Well I probably would have gone with pressing charges myself but if there's anyone who can deliver an ass kicking its Slick and B-Man! HERE THEY COME! WHAT AN OVATION!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Badd...BOYZ!!!
Neal Steal-"Don't know what anyone would see anything from them. The only thing they will see when this night is over is 2 charred hunks of meat! Let's fry!"
David Saturn-"That's not funny and I'll take little pleasure in seeing anyone on fire. Even Adkins..."
The Badd Boyz charge to the ring as Tracy slaps Randal across the face ordering him not to run. Randal looks afraid but both men have taken their eyes off the Badd Boyz! The crowd are going crazy Adkins and Randal must think they are still on the ramp! The Badd Boyz give Tracy and Randal a meeting of the minds...that wouldn't be a long meeting! Both teams throwing fists at each other here...
Neal Steal-"Look at this Saturn...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Marshmallows and jumbo sausages....not funny!"
Neal Steal-"Well I heard there's going to be a BADD cookout.... ha ha ha ha ha! Christ that's hot! I can feel that heat from here!"
The crowd are in a frenzy as flames shoot up from the equipment around the ring. For obvious reasons this match will be contested under tornado tag rules. There is fire around each side of the ring. SIN begin to fight back and Randal whips Slick into the turnbuckle. B-Man is pounding away at Adkins in the corner. The ring is also filled with numerous weapons! As if the fire wasn't hardcore enough!
David Saturn-"Maybe the most violent match possible in wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"There's a drink in the Harry Potter stories called firewhisky! If it was real that would be the Badd Boyz favourite drin after tonight! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Your lame jokes don't even have any context. Can't see this match lasting long but it will be worth the wait!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly the Badd Boyz are gonna snuff it!"
Right hand by Randal to Slick and he rams him head first into the corner. Randal does it again then grabs Slick by the hair trying to force his head into the flames. Randal clearly has been intimidated by Adkins despite seeming to believe this was going too far. B-Man picks up a chair and bashes Adkins with it. Total carnage here and Randal tries to throw Slick over the top rope onto the flames...
David Saturn-"So little room to move with such little room in the ring...4 large men in there especially Randal and B-Man..."
Neal Steal-"Why are they all in the ring if its a tag match anyway..."
David Saturn-"Are you that stupid? They can hardly stand on the apron waiting for a tag so close to that fire!"
Neal Steal-"I wasn't asking for me. I was asking for these dumb viewers...low blow there Saturn this is a no DQ match..."
David Saturn-"WE KNOW STEAL!"
B-Man goes for another chair shot but Adkins gets in a low blow! B-Man drops to his knees and then Adkins cracks him across the back with the chair. B-Man hasn't felt that for a while! Randal knocks Slick down as he fights away from the ropes then picks up a trash can lid and nails Slick over the head with it. Another shot to the back and Adkins raises the chair again waiting for B-Man to get to his feet.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! That was clever!"
Neal Steal-"You're always so sarcastic..."
David Saturn-"Maybe but its a good way of dealing with sitting with a moron like you all night."
Stupidly Adkins does what Randal often does...holds the chair in front of his face! B-Man drives his fist into the chair with the impact knocking Adkins down. B-Man tries to roll Adkins towards the flames. Adkins fights back so B-Man picks Adkins up and drops him over the top rope! Adkins is crotched on the top rope but manages to fall forward stopping himself from falling back into the flames.
David Saturn-"You can see how precarious this match is right there. Adkins could so easily have fallen back into those flames..."
Neal Steal-"The Badd Boyz better not be drunk tonight one slip and they are toast! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Its a good thing Maggia banned me from hitting you let me put it that way..."
Neal Steal-"He did that for your own protection..."
Stomps by B-Man as Slick fights back with a low blow to Randal. That knocked Randal to his knees and he stares at the flames in fear. Slick picks up a chair and bashes Randal over the back with it. He then drives Randal shoulder first into the ringpost. The crowd are loving the carnage here and Slick gestures to the crowd grinning. Looks like Badd Boyz are enjoying this or at least hiding concern...
Neal Steal-"They must be drunk they look carefree! Can't look like that in a match like this if you're sober...Adkins is taking it seriously even if he's not scared..."
David Saturn-"They are taking this match as seriously as they have taken any tag title match. I remember matches like their handicap ladder match against the Corporate Army back in 2004. They are used to this type of big match environment but an inferno tag is new even to them..."
Neal Steal-"Look at poor Randal...he's terrified! I hope there's people waiting with extinguishers here...for SIN at least..."
Adkins is too crazy to be scared so the only one clearly worried is Randal! Stomps continue by B-Man as Slick pulls Randal to his feet. Randal surprises Slick with an elbow then charges off the ropes clotheslining Slick to the ground. Randal pulls Slick up and headbutts him. Randal notices a fire extinguisher which just happens to be in the ring. Randal tries to spray it on the flames but its empty!
David Saturn-"Would laugh at Randal there normally but I almost feel for him. He was desperate to believe that had water in it...when it obviously didn't..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins will be fresh he's had 3 weeks off!"
David Saturn-"Which he spent setting innocent people on fire..."
Neal Steal-"You act like he went round setting everyone he saw on fire for 3 weeks. It was just one guy..."
David Saturn-"One was enough!"
Adkins meanwhile has managed to get the better of B-Man again for a moment and he roughly grabs the fire extinguisher from Randal. That irritated Randal and as they argue B-Man grabs the fire extinguisher and nails both men with it! Slick is up and begins choking Randal as B-Man lifts Adkins up for a CHOKESLAM! B-Man delivers it! Adkins is in trouble now as Slick has a trash can...
Neal Steal-"A piece of trash resorting to trash cans here..."
David Saturn-"What an absolute brawl this is but even Lou Thesz and Jack Brisco wouldn't wrestle in this environment!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's old pals..."
Randal suddenly charges and Slick is knocked backwards crashing into B-Man. Stomps by SIN and as the Badd Boyz try to get to their feet they are nailed with trash cans. Adkins grabs Slick and tries to throw him over the top rope! Slick lands feet first on the apron inches away from the flames! Adkins charges forward and Slick leaps out of the way back into the ring! Adkins goes through the middle rope crashing to the outside!
David Saturn-"That equipment set up close to the ropes you can avoid it just if you're thrown with enough force..."
Neal Steal-"Can't avoid that floor though..."
Adkins avoided the flames there but it was a painful landing...and he may have enjoyed it! B-Man headbutts Randal who is all alone at the moment! B-Man hoists Slick onto his shoulders and throws him over the top rope onto Adkins! Both Adkins and Slick down now perilously close to the fire as B-Man trades shots with Randal. Adkins and Slick both up and Adkins whips him into the barrier.
David Saturn-"Quite a few close calls here! Randal just avoiding the flames!"
Neal Steal-"Are those flames set up safe? What if they shoot towards us Maggia has no sense of safety..."
David Saturn-"You know full well its safe! You wouldn't be sitting here otherwise with that yellow streak normally running down your back! Just any excuse to take a dig at Maggia even blaming him for Tracy's despicable actions last week..."
B-Man then throws Randal over the top rope but once again the fire is just missed. B-Man charges off the ropes and leaps over the top rope with a phenomenal flying clothesline! The crowd go berserk as B-Man gets to his feet kicking Adkins in the head as he chokes Slick. B-Man stomps hard on Adkins as Randal gets to his feet and bashes B-Man in the back of the head with the can.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! B-Man's best friend is usually a can but not there!"
David Saturn-"At least they have friends Steal...especially in the female department. First time you tasted pie last week wasn't it?"
Slick picks up a chair and drives it down into the ribs of Adkins. Randal nails B-Man in the head with the can and it looks like B-Man has been busted open. Slick bashes Adkins in the head with the chair again but Adkins refuses to go down. Randal grabs a camera and nails B-Man in the head with it. Slick comes up from behind and nails Randal in the head with the chair...
David Saturn-"Well Randal may not deserve to be set on fire but he deserved that! Being hit with his favorite weapon!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop he's walking right into a trap there I bet..."
David Saturn-"I'm worried you might have a point there!"
Meanwhile Adkins is crawling up the ramp and Slick follows. B-Man is back up and he gets a table from under the ring. B-Man places Randal on the table and sets up a ladder. B-Man begins climbing the ladder as Adkins reaches the stage. Adkins reaches into the technical area grabbing for something. Adkins suddenly throws powder in Slick's face and Slick staggers momentarily blinded...
David Saturn-"That powder...Slick can't see where he's going..."
Neal Steal-"...and its not even Friday night! What's B-Drunk doing this isn't a ladder match put that down!"
David Saturn-"MY GOD! All that weight crashing down on Randal!"
B-Man meanwhile climbs halfway up the ladder...and comes off with a flying ledgdrop! Stunning move and B-Man goes crashing through the table. Neither man is moving as Adkins grabs a can of petrol from the pyro area. That's clever leaving petrol cans near the pyro area. Adkins kicks Slick in the ribs and then walks onto the stage. Adkins lifts up part of the stage leaving a big gap where the metal covering was...
David Saturn-"What sick plan does Adkins have here..."
Neal Steal-"My God he's turned that turned that 15 foot hole in the stage into a pit of fire!"
David Saturn-"Oh no!"
Tracy pours the petrol around the hole and then pulls out somc matches. Adkins drops the lit match and the hole now looks like a fiery pit! Adkins grabs Slick as B-Man and Randal still aren't moving. Adkins grabs Slick and starts shoving his face closer and closer to the fire. Slick is still struggling to see as Adkins kicks him in the ribs. Adkins raises Slick above his head and sadistically laughs...
David Saturn-"Oh God I can't stand to watch this...OH WAIT! Its HELL!!!"
Neal Steal-"He;s got no business here!"
Suddenly HELL dashes out onto the stage! Adkins drops Slick and goes to nail Hell with a right hand but Hell blocks it. Hell with fists to the face and Tracy is staggering! Hell delivers a big boot sending Tracy towards the hole! Tracy is almost knocked over the edge but his legs have caught fire! The bell rings as Hell delivers another big boot sending Tracy down into the fiery pit!
WINNER BY INFERNO RULES AND FIRST TAG CHAMPIONS: BADD BOYZ
David Saturn-"Hell may just have ended Tracy Adkins once and for all! The Badd Boyz are the tag champs!"
Neal Steal-"This is like a warzone out here!"
The crowd are going crazy but why did Hell make that assist? B-Man and Randal are still unconscious and Slick is still blinded by that powder...hopefully nothing permanent. Slick is grinning as Badd Boyz 4 Life plays and B-Man begins to stir as well. He also has a grin on his face but what will happen when they find out about the assist from Hell? That is the big question here as the crowd are on their feet cheering!
David Saturn-"The Badd Boyz are back on top of the tag team mountain!"
Neal Steal-"With a big assist from the monster Hell!"
David Saturn-"It seems we are so often left with more questions than answers! We will see you next week on CRASH Tv!"
Neal Steal-"Invictus can't win and if he managed to get the fluke of all flukes how could he be proud? Mr Royal has been in unbeatable form every match he has wrestled in this company..."
David Saturn-"Fa Sho and Slick both clearly proved they could beat him and Invictus already has..."
VS
From Plainfield, New Jersey...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
Neal Steal-"Invictus did not even pin Royal in the match for which he claims to have won over him. I did some research it was a 3 way and he pinned someone else. Mr Royal said they both wrestled like it was a handicap match as they couldn't beat him one on one man for man..."
David Saturn-"A win is a win and anyone who does not think Invictus could beat Royal is delusional. Invictus can beat anyone pn any given night then against so could Royal. If he wins tonight lets hope for once he does it as the better man instead of resorting to his usual tactics..."
From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Anthony...ROYAL!!!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal taught Lance so much of what he knows and all gets in return is pure jealousy. That's the problem for Mr Royal the reason he has few friends is because so many are envious of him including this crowd..."
David Saturn-"Oh maybe because they think he's a jackass. Look at him already arguing with the ref. Invictus meanwhile cool, calm and collected..."
Royal argues with the ref looking paranoid before the bell rings. Lance is focused in the corner smirking at Royal. The champ will have to be on his game of all games tonight! Neither man rushing to lock up which is Royal's strategy but of course they know each other so well. Skilled in all styles of wrestling but Royal and Invictus always have something new in their arsenal of attacks...
Neal Steal-"Invictus is calm I'm surprised he isn't smoking a cigar before the match. He probably did earlier to calm his nerves and put on his best confident expression."
David Saturn-"Invictus in great shape. he has wrestled since leaving NIWF indeed he wrestled for another company we briefly worked for...PWR..."
Royal backs away as Invictus goes for a lockup. Royal looks fearful here as Invictus does not divert his gaze. Both men now go for a lock up, Royal feigns and delivers punches to Invictus backing him against the ropes. Suddenly Lance (maybe that feign was more Lance luring Royal in) whips Royal across the ring. Royal rebounds, ducks a clothesline, then misses another.
Neal Steal-"Has he quit the smoking then? I remember him always puffing away sending those toxic fumes into the air. He even used to smoke in the pyro area very selfish individual...."
David Saturn-"Lance can be self centred no doubt about that. So what if he still smokes its never hurt his performance in the ring..."
Neal Steal-"Cancer sticks...that's what theys should be called...this is a non smoking facility anyway...isn't it?"
David Saturn-"Don't know and don't care. Hardly likely to start smoking in the middle of a match is he?"
Invictus goes for a back body drop but Royal lands on his feet. Royal tries to shove Invictus over the ropes but Lance grabs them keeping balanced. He then elbows Royal in the face sending him to the mat. Royal gets back up, dodges another clothesline but on the next rebound Invictus connects! Royal is quick and while Lance is bigger he certainly isn't slow off the mark! Royal clutches his face...
David Saturn-"Oh no! Not the face! He has such a pretty face!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up! Not Mr Royal's face he has good looks as well as intelligence and athletic prowess..."
David Saturn-"...and an ego the size of Boston..."
Royal gets to his feet but loses his balance and topples to the outside! Steal is on his feet yelling encouragement as Royal takes a walk around ringside. Invictus in no rush to follow watching Royal as he regains his focus. The ref also tries to stop Invictus from leaving the ring though Lance barely acknowledges that. Royal climbs onto the apron very hesitantly slowly entering the ring...
Neal Steal-"Look at Invictus trying to intimidate the ref. That should be a DQ for threatening eyeballing in the direction of an official..."
David Saturn-"Even Royal might be embarrassed if he got a win for that...then again maybe not..."
Neal Steal-"Knows he can't beat Mr Royal fair and square like a man. He has to completely disrupt Mr Royal's preparation to even be in with a 0.1% chance..."
Invictus glares at the ref who looked like he was trying to stop Lance leaving the ring despite Invictus showing no signs of doing so. Royal cowering in the corner here as Invictus takes an almost predatory stance. Invictus knows Royal's mind has been tortured this past month and this surely gives him a psychological advantage. Another lock up and Royal hooks the arm then yanks on it...
Neal Steal-"Go on snap his arm Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Squeeze his throat Lance maybe this will shut Royal up! Like that nurse in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Silvio was taunting Sho about..."
Wristlock and clubs to the arm by Royal but then Lance grabs him by the throat! Royal tries to break away but Lance tosses him into the corner. Hard body shots here by Invictus and solid blows to the face! Lance grabs Royal by the arm and hiptosses him across the ring! Royal clutches his back and as he pulls himself to his feet Invictus is right in his face. Lance whips Royal into the ropes...
David Saturn-"Royal in real danger here! Pefectly executed back body drop by Invictus!"
Neal Steal-"We are only a few minutes in and you're already getting excited. Don't be premature Saturn its gone long before and Mr Royal emerged in triumph!"
Royal rebounds and Lance elevates him into the air with a back body drop! Lance slightly lowered his head there not making things obvious by lowering his head too much. Lance delivers more body shots then whips Royal to the opposite side with such force Royal topples over the turnbuckle to the outside! Royal slowly to his feet yelling at the crowd as the ref tries to stop Lance leaving the ring...
David Saturn-"I think the refs don't want another main event at a PPV disrupted. The refs here normally happy yo let things go..."
Neal Steal-"Invictus is intimidating the ref. I wouldn't be surprise dif he;s threatened them backstage. Probably threatened their families that's the type of man Invictus is...."
David Saturn-"I'm not saying Lance will be humanitarian of the year but what help has he sought in winning this match? None..."
Neal Steal-"Maggia has been with him on this conspiracy for weeks! What a foolish statement!"
David Saturn-"He knows Lance like you said and if he taught Lance most of what he knows why you claim why wouldn't he be able to cope with a week's notice? Or were you telling a pack of lies again?"
The ref of course trying to maintain control here perhaps remembering the chaos at Royal Flush. Royal charges into the ring but runs right into a right hand! Very reckless there by Royal which is rare by his standards. Royal is really showing some mental fragility here and needs to pull himself together past. Shot to the face by Lance and he whips Royal towards the ropes...
Neal Steal-"Probably won't be long until Maggia makes himself a referee in a world title match. Anything to try and screw Mr Royal simply because he's Mr Megala's friend"
David Saturn-"Another very cautious contest here but looks like developing into more of a brawl than a submission contest. Both men promised a war and that's what it may well be!"
Royal grabs the ropes perhaps remembering the back body drop moments ago. Of course Lance is too savvy to be that predictable anyway. Then again maybe if he had been predictable it would have taken Royal by surprise. There is so little these men don't know about each other. Royal curses at Lance and as Invictus approaches Royal spits in his direction some of it landing on Lance's chest...
David Saturn-"That's exactly what Royal wanted...to provoke Lance!"
Neal Steal-"He was just trying to clear his throat...I bet Lance does that far more often with all that smoking..."
David Saturn-"Shut up about his smoking!"
Invictus loses his composure for a second clearly pissed off as most people would be if they were spat at. Royal peppers Lance with rights in the corner then begins the 10 punch sequence. Invictus shoves Royal away but Royal lands on his feet. The champ charges going right back to the punches but Invictus shoves him away again. Royal again lands on his feet...
Neal Steal-"Landing on a feet like a cat. He's so quick...which way did he go? Which way did he go? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Just hope they superglue your chair to the floor from now on incase you go offering it to people again..."
Neal Steal-"Look at that elbow. Respect the traditions of world championships Invictus! This is a WRESTLING match!"
David Saturn-"...and a damn fine wrestler he is!"
Royal charges but that was too fast and Lance catches him with his elbow. Royal staggers clutching his chin and Lance then knocks him to the mat with a hard right hand. Lance pulls Royal to his feet but is eyeraked across the face. Royal sets up for a german suplex but Lance blocks it then lifts Royal into the air! Lance holds Royal for a few seconds in the air letting the blood rush to his head.
David Saturn-"Must be a horrible feeling upside down in the air!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal don't mind that. He's never had a days sickness in his life!"
Invictus then brings Royal down to the mat with a vertical suplex! Royal clutches his back as he rises to his feet and Lance clothesline him over the top rope! This is very much the domain of Invictus right now and being dumped out of the ring again may just be part of an overall psychological game. Lance certainly is dominating his territory or his yard as some wrestlers have phrased it in the past.
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! He raised his fist!"
David Saturn-"The key thing is he didn't strike the official. Lance isn't an idiot he isn't going to get himself disqualified..."
Neal Steal-"That clown did..."
David Saturn-"That was outside interference..."
The ref again keeps Lance in the ring as the crowd boo Royal. Invictus raises his fist towads the ref who threatens him not to do it again. Lance looks angry as he hasn't made any attempt to leave the ring yet keeps being admonished. Lance reaches outside and rams Royal's head into the apron. Royal staggers around the ring and Lance grabs him by the hair...
David Saturn-"Oh no he's ruffling his fingers through that pretty hair!"
Neal Steal-"Stop using that sardonic tone. Do you want slapping down by Mr Royal again?"
David Saturn-"Eyerake there by Royal...such pure skill that takes..."
Eyerake by Royal as Invictus pulls the champion up to the apron. Invictus goes to suplex Royal into the ring but Royal slides beneath and delivers solid right hands. Despise his tactics we have seen how resilient Royal is and it will take all that (and maybe cheating!) to beat Lance tonight. Royal goes for a whip, reversed and as Royal charges back he goes for a sunset flip!
Neal Steal-"He's going to roll Invictus up like a pretzel..."
David Saturn-"Not if Lance can help it he isn't...ouch! That was a blow right to the bridge of the nose!"
Neal Steal-"Ruffneck!"
Invictus prevents the rollup and drives his fist down into Royal's face. Lance then picks Royal up by the throat and shoves him hard into the corner! Right hands here by Invictus mauling the champion here and then he whips Royal to the opposite corner. It looked like Lance was trying to do what he did earlier whip Royal with such force it would send him toppling to the outside for a hard landing.
David Saturn-"Royal is not a huge man by wrestling standards but such balance and speed stopped hiim toppling over the ropes again there...."
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal going to tae a quick breather on the ropes here...oh no!"
Royal manages to stop himself from going over balancing himself on the ropes to prevent it. as Royal is almost lying across the ropes and the top turnbuckle Lance delivers a brutally stiff kick to the ribs! That was pure VIOLENCE and Royal then crotches himself on the ropes! Invictus tugs on the ropes making it an extremely unpleasant ride here for Royal! The champ's face is contorted in pain...
Neal Steal-"Disqualify him! Anything related to that area should be a DQ! That's as bad as a low blow!"
David Saturn-"Logically you have a point but logically...who cares!"
Royal manages to get down from that predicament and lands back in the ring on his feet. Royal tries to grab the ref (perhaps he was going to hit him and get a DQ) but Invictus grabs him. Hard right hand by Lance and then he goes for a belly to belly suplex! Royal grabs the ref latching onto him to prevent the execution of the suplex. Royal then delivers a low blow with the back of his boot...
David Saturn-"Oh come on!"
Neal Steal-"Shut up Saturn you just said that using the ropes as Invictus just did was kind of like a low blow. That was a receipt from Mr Royal!"
David Saturn-"Invictus didn't intentionally crotch Royal on the ropes. He took advantage but it wasn't blatant cheating like that!"
The ref didn't see it as he was clutching his throat. Royal grabbed him extremely hard there! Invictus stays on his feet but is clearly in pain and Royal clotheslines Lance over the top rope! Invictus to the outside for the first time in this match! Royal almost goes toppling over the ropes too but manages to balance himself and with tremendous athleticism lands back on his feet in the ring...
David Saturn-"He certainly has cat like reflexes..."
Neal Steal-"I think Lance didn;t want to go the outside because he's worried he will have a jolt of fear and run up the ramp..."
David Saturn-"Oh shut up!"
Lance tries to get to his feet but Royal connects with a kick from inside the ring. Royal then climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying crossbody! The champion may have hurt himself there as he clutches his ribs. Royal rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet. Invictus begins to rise but Royal knocks him back down with a baseball slide. Royal now looks like the ring is his territory...
Neal Steal-"Who's yard is it now! Ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Royal more than ahppy to go the outside where he can't lose his belt under any circumstances..."
The ref tries to keep Royal in the ring but Royal ignores him and goes for another baseball slide. This time Lance moves and fires at Royal with lefts and rights! A cameraman gets too close and Invictus lets him know as he decks him with a right! While Invictus has the support of the fans here he isn't exactly a warm individual. Royal charges back and shoves Lance into the ringpost!
Neal Steal-"Yahoo! Hope that separated his shoulder!"
David Saturn-"Just a great match to watch just too close to call here..."
Neal Steal-"Stop trying to get the jealous viewers excited...Mr Royal is not going to lose!"
That may have caught Lance on the shoulder as well. Invictus looks in great condition but he won't be able to take many shots like that! Royal picks Lance up and delivers a german suplex on the floor! Royal back into the ring as Lance will need to be quick to his feet here. Royal realises he's unlikely to keep Lance down for a 10 count and dives off the apron driving an elbow into the chest of Invictus!
David Saturn-"That german suplex may be a big turning point!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal large and in charge now! Yahoo!"
Royal with a kick to the ribs and rams Lance into the barricade. Royal rolls Lance back into the ring and then begins to rain blows down across the back. Maybe Royal is working on the back here its possible that suplex may have injured it moments ago. Royal climbs to the 2nd rope and comes off with another elbow. Royal very efficient there not wasting time by going to the very top...
David Saturn-"Can't understand why some people climb to the top when they can do that from the middle rope..."
Neal Steal-"Just a clear reflection of most wrestlers intelligence in comparison to Mr Royal."
Royal with a stomp to the face and then he whips Invictus off the ropes. Lance on the back foot here and Royal delivers a perfect dropkick. Cover which is infact the first of the matchup...1,2...and Lance gets his shoulder up! Royal pulls Lance up and rams him into the turnbuckle. Invictus whipped to the opposite corner and that could really have a whiplash effect...
Neal Steal-"Lance don't mind being choked...he's used to coughing and spluttering on his cancer sticks all the time..."
David Saturn-"Maybe he could stick a lit cigar in your face and probably will if you keep making asinine comments!"
Royal chokes Lance with his boot looking increasingly in control of this matchup. Certainly Lance is more than capable of reversing this onslaught which all started with that suplex on the floot. Royal chokes Lance across the middle rope and the ref tries to break it up. The ref pulls Royal away refusing to give Royal the DQ he wants. Royal is upset and the ref backs away knowing a punch may follow...
David Saturn-"Oh look at Royal! He's hoping to be dq'ed for crying out loud!"
Neal Steal-"Well Invictus should have been disqualified by now what with all his cheating..."
David Saturn-"WHAT CHEATING YOU UTTER MORON! The only one cheating is Royal!"
Royal takes Lance into the corner looking to ram him head first into the turnbuckle. Lance shows his resilience with his first move of the last few minutes ramming Royal into the turnbuckle instead! Royal rammed head first into the turnbuckle again and Lance delivers more hard body shots. Lance whips Royal into the corner but Royal leaps to the middle ropes and hits a springboard dropkick!
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal moving like a cruiserweight right there!"
David Saturn-"Well he's of cruiserweight size..."
Neal Steal-"He's a heavyweight! Stop implying he is inferior to someone heavier like Invictus..."
David Saturn-"I'm not implying that at all! I'm just pointing out facts! Royal is not of heavyweight size but he's certainly in the top echelon...wait he's sizing Invictus up!"
Great move and Lance slowly rises to his feet as Royal looks to be setting up for the ROYAL MUTILATION! Invictus dodges it and then grabs Royal! Belly to bellysuplex! Lance pulls Royal back to his feet and raises him into the air with the TORTURE RACK! Royal kicks away catching the referee in the forehead and manages to grab the top rope. Royal lands on his feet as the ref clutches his face...
Neal Steal-"That ref should get his head out the way! Royal had the match won there!"
David Saturn-"He was in the torture rack for crying out loud! Looked like Royal mean that to me! He was moments away from tapping surely!"
Both men begin exhanging blows but neither seems to be getting the advantage over the other! Both men look so evenly matched as suddenly the camera spins round. What is FA SHO doing on the top rope? Sho flies off the top delivering a flying crossbody taking out both men! The ref calls for the bell! Sho has ruined this main event!
WINNER: NO CONTEST
David Saturn-"MY GOD! What is Fa Sho doing!"
Neal Steal-"He;s deprived Mr Royal of a victory here!"
David Saturn-"Oh shut up I can see you're thrilled about this! Royal retains his time but Sho didn't come to help him! Look at Sho's face he looks like a man possessed!"
Sho grabs Lance and Royal and rams their heads together with a sickening thud. Sho grabs a chair from ringside and bashes both men over the head! Sho has TOTALLY snapped again and refs come out managing to force him from the ring. Sho is screaming in fury looking like the craziest man alive! Why has Fa Sho seen fit to do this! Some boos here for Fa Sho as he is escorted from the ring!
David Saturn-"Some fans not happy here and I can't blame them. I've spoken highly of Sho but not condoned some of his actions in recent weeks. He's ruined this main event for the fans!"
Neal Steal-"He's stolen the glory of a victory away from Mr Royal out of pure jealousy."
David Saturn-"Sho believes he deserves a title shot but is this the way to go about it. He had a chair used on him earlier now he uses one here. I think he's been tipped over the edge by paranoia! Invictus will be incensed!"
Neal Steal-"Mr Royal's the one who's suffered here..."
David Saturn-"OH SHUT UP! He's kept the belt which is all he gives a damn about! Sho needs help and there's no doubt that someone will need serious help in just a few moments! The inferno match to end all inferno matches...NEXT!"
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David Saturn-"This is the one the fans have all been waiting for. The Badd Boyz in their home state, the tag titles and an inferno! What a war this will be!"
Neal Steal-"What a career this has been for the Badd Boyz but tonight they will crash and burn...literally! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Think that's so clever and witty don't you?"
VS
From Halifax, Canada and Black River Falls, Wisconsin...SIN!!!
David Saturn-"Talking of someone who needs serious help...look at this maniac! Randal looks uncomfortable we knew he didn't want to be in this match. Adkins has bullied the bully here!"
Neal Steal-"He's got some kind of hold over Randal and even someone of my expertise can't see exactly what it is. Adkins scares Randal that's clear..."
David Saturn-"Adkins should be locked up but the bartender he set on fire decided not to press charges. He wants the Badd Boyz to dish out the punishment!"
Neal Steal-"That bartender's brain must be soaked in booze with logic like that..."
David Saturn-"Well I probably would have gone with pressing charges myself but if there's anyone who can deliver an ass kicking its Slick and B-Man! HERE THEY COME! WHAT AN OVATION!"
From Springfield, Massachusetts...Badd...BOYZ!!!
Neal Steal-"Don't know what anyone would see anything from them. The only thing they will see when this night is over is 2 charred hunks of meat! Let's fry!"
David Saturn-"That's not funny and I'll take little pleasure in seeing anyone on fire. Even Adkins..."
The Badd Boyz charge to the ring as Tracy slaps Randal across the face ordering him not to run. Randal looks afraid but both men have taken their eyes off the Badd Boyz! The crowd are going crazy Adkins and Randal must think they are still on the ramp! The Badd Boyz give Tracy and Randal a meeting of the minds...that wouldn't be a long meeting! Both teams throwing fists at each other here...
Neal Steal-"Look at this Saturn...ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Marshmallows and jumbo sausages....not funny!"
Neal Steal-"Well I heard there's going to be a BADD cookout.... ha ha ha ha ha! Christ that's hot! I can feel that heat from here!"
The crowd are in a frenzy as flames shoot up from the equipment around the ring. For obvious reasons this match will be contested under tornado tag rules. There is fire around each side of the ring. SIN begin to fight back and Randal whips Slick into the turnbuckle. B-Man is pounding away at Adkins in the corner. The ring is also filled with numerous weapons! As if the fire wasn't hardcore enough!
David Saturn-"Maybe the most violent match possible in wrestling..."
Neal Steal-"There's a drink in the Harry Potter stories called firewhisky! If it was real that would be the Badd Boyz favourite drin after tonight! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Your lame jokes don't even have any context. Can't see this match lasting long but it will be worth the wait!"
Neal Steal-"Exactly the Badd Boyz are gonna snuff it!"
Right hand by Randal to Slick and he rams him head first into the corner. Randal does it again then grabs Slick by the hair trying to force his head into the flames. Randal clearly has been intimidated by Adkins despite seeming to believe this was going too far. B-Man picks up a chair and bashes Adkins with it. Total carnage here and Randal tries to throw Slick over the top rope onto the flames...
David Saturn-"So little room to move with such little room in the ring...4 large men in there especially Randal and B-Man..."
Neal Steal-"Why are they all in the ring if its a tag match anyway..."
David Saturn-"Are you that stupid? They can hardly stand on the apron waiting for a tag so close to that fire!"
Neal Steal-"I wasn't asking for me. I was asking for these dumb viewers...low blow there Saturn this is a no DQ match..."
David Saturn-"WE KNOW STEAL!"
B-Man goes for another chair shot but Adkins gets in a low blow! B-Man drops to his knees and then Adkins cracks him across the back with the chair. B-Man hasn't felt that for a while! Randal knocks Slick down as he fights away from the ropes then picks up a trash can lid and nails Slick over the head with it. Another shot to the back and Adkins raises the chair again waiting for B-Man to get to his feet.
David Saturn-"Ha ha! That was clever!"
Neal Steal-"You're always so sarcastic..."
David Saturn-"Maybe but its a good way of dealing with sitting with a moron like you all night."
Stupidly Adkins does what Randal often does...holds the chair in front of his face! B-Man drives his fist into the chair with the impact knocking Adkins down. B-Man tries to roll Adkins towards the flames. Adkins fights back so B-Man picks Adkins up and drops him over the top rope! Adkins is crotched on the top rope but manages to fall forward stopping himself from falling back into the flames.
David Saturn-"You can see how precarious this match is right there. Adkins could so easily have fallen back into those flames..."
Neal Steal-"The Badd Boyz better not be drunk tonight one slip and they are toast! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
David Saturn-"Its a good thing Maggia banned me from hitting you let me put it that way..."
Neal Steal-"He did that for your own protection..."
Stomps by B-Man as Slick fights back with a low blow to Randal. That knocked Randal to his knees and he stares at the flames in fear. Slick picks up a chair and bashes Randal over the back with it. He then drives Randal shoulder first into the ringpost. The crowd are loving the carnage here and Slick gestures to the crowd grinning. Looks like Badd Boyz are enjoying this or at least hiding concern...
Neal Steal-"They must be drunk they look carefree! Can't look like that in a match like this if you're sober...Adkins is taking it seriously even if he's not scared..."
David Saturn-"They are taking this match as seriously as they have taken any tag title match. I remember matches like their handicap ladder match against the Corporate Army back in 2004. They are used to this type of big match environment but an inferno tag is new even to them..."
Neal Steal-"Look at poor Randal...he's terrified! I hope there's people waiting with extinguishers here...for SIN at least..."
Adkins is too crazy to be scared so the only one clearly worried is Randal! Stomps continue by B-Man as Slick pulls Randal to his feet. Randal surprises Slick with an elbow then charges off the ropes clotheslining Slick to the ground. Randal pulls Slick up and headbutts him. Randal notices a fire extinguisher which just happens to be in the ring. Randal tries to spray it on the flames but its empty!
David Saturn-"Would laugh at Randal there normally but I almost feel for him. He was desperate to believe that had water in it...when it obviously didn't..."
Neal Steal-"Adkins will be fresh he's had 3 weeks off!"
David Saturn-"Which he spent setting innocent people on fire..."
Neal Steal-"You act like he went round setting everyone he saw on fire for 3 weeks. It was just one guy..."
David Saturn-"One was enough!"
Adkins meanwhile has managed to get the better of B-Man again for a moment and he roughly grabs the fire extinguisher from Randal. That irritated Randal and as they argue B-Man grabs the fire extinguisher and nails both men with it! Slick is up and begins choking Randal as B-Man lifts Adkins up for a CHOKESLAM! B-Man delivers it! Adkins is in trouble now as Slick has a trash can...
Neal Steal-"A piece of trash resorting to trash cans here..."
David Saturn-"What an absolute brawl this is but even Lou Thesz and Jack Brisco wouldn't wrestle in this environment!"
Neal Steal-"Rusty's old pals..."
Randal suddenly charges and Slick is knocked backwards crashing into B-Man. Stomps by SIN and as the Badd Boyz try to get to their feet they are nailed with trash cans. Adkins grabs Slick and tries to throw him over the top rope! Slick lands feet first on the apron inches away from the flames! Adkins charges forward and Slick leaps out of the way back into the ring! Adkins goes through the middle rope crashing to the outside!
David Saturn-"That equipment set up close to the ropes you can avoid it just if you're thrown with enough force..."
Neal Steal-"Can't avoid that floor though..."
Adkins avoided the flames there but it was a painful landing...and he may have enjoyed it! B-Man headbutts Randal who is all alone at the moment! B-Man hoists Slick onto his shoulders and throws him over the top rope onto Adkins! Both Adkins and Slick down now perilously close to the fire as B-Man trades shots with Randal. Adkins and Slick both up and Adkins whips him into the barrier.
David Saturn-"Quite a few close calls here! Randal just avoiding the flames!"
Neal Steal-"Are those flames set up safe? What if they shoot towards us Maggia has no sense of safety..."
David Saturn-"You know full well its safe! You wouldn't be sitting here otherwise with that yellow streak normally running down your back! Just any excuse to take a dig at Maggia even blaming him for Tracy's despicable actions last week..."
B-Man then throws Randal over the top rope but once again the fire is just missed. B-Man charges off the ropes and leaps over the top rope with a phenomenal flying clothesline! The crowd go berserk as B-Man gets to his feet kicking Adkins in the head as he chokes Slick. B-Man stomps hard on Adkins as Randal gets to his feet and bashes B-Man in the back of the head with the can.
Neal Steal-"Ha ha! B-Man's best friend is usually a can but not there!"
David Saturn-"At least they have friends Steal...especially in the female department. First time you tasted pie last week wasn't it?"
Slick picks up a chair and drives it down into the ribs of Adkins. Randal nails B-Man in the head with the can and it looks like B-Man has been busted open. Slick bashes Adkins in the head with the chair again but Adkins refuses to go down. Randal grabs a camera and nails B-Man in the head with it. Slick comes up from behind and nails Randal in the head with the chair...
David Saturn-"Well Randal may not deserve to be set on fire but he deserved that! Being hit with his favorite weapon!"
Neal Steal-"Look at Slop he's walking right into a trap there I bet..."
David Saturn-"I'm worried you might have a point there!"
Meanwhile Adkins is crawling up the ramp and Slick follows. B-Man is back up and he gets a table from under the ring. B-Man places Randal on the table and sets up a ladder. B-Man begins climbing the ladder as Adkins reaches the stage. Adkins reaches into the technical area grabbing for something. Adkins suddenly throws powder in Slick's face and Slick staggers momentarily blinded...
David Saturn-"That powder...Slick can't see where he's going..."
Neal Steal-"...and its not even Friday night! What's B-Drunk doing this isn't a ladder match put that down!"
David Saturn-"MY GOD! All that weight crashing down on Randal!"
B-Man meanwhile climbs halfway up the ladder...and comes off with a flying ledgdrop! Stunning move and B-Man goes crashing through the table. Neither man is moving as Adkins grabs a can of petrol from the pyro area. That's clever leaving petrol cans near the pyro area. Adkins kicks Slick in the ribs and then walks onto the stage. Adkins lifts up part of the stage leaving a big gap where the metal covering was...
David Saturn-"What sick plan does Adkins have here..."
Neal Steal-"My God he's turned that turned that 15 foot hole in the stage into a pit of fire!"
David Saturn-"Oh no!"
Tracy pours the petrol around the hole and then pulls out somc matches. Adkins drops the lit match and the hole now looks like a fiery pit! Adkins grabs Slick as B-Man and Randal still aren't moving. Adkins grabs Slick and starts shoving his face closer and closer to the fire. Slick is still struggling to see as Adkins kicks him in the ribs. Adkins raises Slick above his head and sadistically laughs...
David Saturn-"Oh God I can't stand to watch this...OH WAIT! Its HELL!!!"
Neal Steal-"He;s got no business here!"
Suddenly HELL dashes out onto the stage! Adkins drops Slick and goes to nail Hell with a right hand but Hell blocks it. Hell with fists to the face and Tracy is staggering! Hell delivers a big boot sending Tracy towards the hole! Tracy is almost knocked over the edge but his legs have caught fire! The bell rings as Hell delivers another big boot sending Tracy down into the fiery pit!
WINNER BY INFERNO RULES AND FIRST TAG CHAMPIONS: BADD BOYZ
David Saturn-"Hell may just have ended Tracy Adkins once and for all! The Badd Boyz are the tag champs!"
Neal Steal-"This is like a warzone out here!"
The crowd are going crazy but why did Hell make that assist? B-Man and Randal are still unconscious and Slick is still blinded by that powder...hopefully nothing permanent. Slick is grinning as Badd Boyz 4 Life plays and B-Man begins to stir as well. He also has a grin on his face but what will happen when they find out about the assist from Hell? That is the big question here as the crowd are on their feet cheering!
David Saturn-"The Badd Boyz are back on top of the tag team mountain!"
Neal Steal-"With a big assist from the monster Hell!"
David Saturn-"It seems we are so often left with more questions than answers! We will see you next week on CRASH Tv!"